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(The IWO Black logo appears on the screen. It fades away. 'Stinkfist' by Tool begins to play. The Blackout logo appears on the screen. It fades away. We then here the voice of Jason Donovan. Video clips are shown.)

Tonight... The IWO Black makes history. Tonight, Blackout takes centerstage in the wrestling world. This is the first pay per view of the new era. The beginning of the IWO Black's rise to dominance...

President John has promised major surprises. What are they? Who are they? What lengths will John go to to make this pay per view better than the rest? We only hope he doesn't go too far.

Match #1 - A Handicap Match - Eddie Scott Poser goes up against three unlikely allies. A viking midget, a fat tuba player, and a college professor named Bruce Stallsmith. Why are these three together? How can Poser compete against three people? Even if they are a midget, a lard ass, and a spacey professor.

Match #2 - The Blackout Match - Xavier Hall defending his world title against Scott Styles in the first of three scheduled matches between the two. What a hell of a way to open a show. One of these men will be out for thirty full seconds. This is not a good way to start off their series of matches. This one may be as far as one of these men get.

Match #3 - A Dog Collar Match - Bloody Dawg 3000 faces Scott 'Pitbull' Payne. A fitting match for these two rugged competitors. Scott Payne has been distant from the IWO lately and this could very well be his last IWO match. Bloody Dawg 3000, better known as Shawn Tyler Carter, has a huge future in the IWO. But Payne has something to prove and this is the place to shine.

Match #4 - The Number One Contender Match for the TV Title - 'Twizted' Deke Carter against Jude Outlaw. Lets hold back no surprises here, this is Jude Outlaws last IWO match. So, even if he wins, he will not get a shot at the TV Title. This is just the beginning for Deke Carter and a win here would certainly improve his IWO status. However, no one wants to go out a loser, especially not Jude Outlaw.

Match #5 - Special Attraction Match - 'The Awesome One' Dwayne Hayden goes up against Detective Nathan 'Nate' Lewis... This was original supposed to pit Hayden against Branson King, however, certain events led to King's IWO dismissal and now Detective Nate takes his place. How will the Detective handle his first IWO match? Is Hayden in for a shock when he meets the cop turned wrestler?

Match #6 - Back Lot Brawl - Aaron Awesome against Bryan Fury - Aaron Awesome, the first ever IronMan Champion, enters the extreme world in this match. His opponent, Bryan Fury, is no stranger to this type of action. Some would say Fury has an advantage over Awesome, but when it comes down to it, anyone could win this type of match up. The hatred is there and one of these men will win at no cost.

Match #7 - House of Pain Match - Xavier Hall vs. Scott Styles part 2 - If both men are able to make it to this match, it would be a big surprise. One of them will have been unconcious for 30 seconds. This match holds more dangerous situations and could prove to be the end of the night for both of these competitors. If both guys manage to walk away from this one, one more match awaits, a match that could definetly end their wrestling careers forever.

Match #8 - Kay Ka$h one on one with Porn Julius - Porn Julius just lost the IronMan title to Multi Colored MoFo on Genocide. Kay Ka$h has come off a big win at System Failure. This match should be fast paced and should offer very exciting action. The winner of this match will have a bright IWO future, while the loser, could face definite problems here in the weeks to come.

Match #9 - World Title #1 Contendership Match - Ash Robinson vs. Colin Gear - Ash Robinson has been cheated ever since he first showed up in the IWO Black. IWO President John makes no excuses about it, and openly admits he doesn't like Ash Robinson. In fact, John has caused Robinson to lose his last 3 IWO matches. Will John's streak over Ash continue? Will we see Colin Gear the #1 contender and go to Boiling Point to face the IWO World Champion? This could be Colin Gear's lucky night.

Match #10 - Tag Team Match - The Hired Guns vs. The Prodigy - President John is the special guest refree in this match. We know something bad will definetly happen here. Neither of these teams stand a really good chance with John being involved in this match. John has hatred for both teams and that can't be good. Will one of John's big surprises happen in this match? We can only wait and see.

Match #11 - Extreme Title Match - El Bastardo Loco defends against Panther and Sparrow - A very dangerous match, the first ever Glass Maze Match. Someone will definetly be bleeding after this one. I mean, it sounds so simple, reach the end of the maze, win the title. But you know in a John created match, something bad will have to happen. Lets just hope for the safety of these three that it isn't something really bad.

Match #12 - National Title Match - Canada's Hero defends against T.Q. Smooth - The IWO Black National Champion is Canada's Hero. He defeated Colin Gear to grab the belt and has recently had problems with T.Q. Smooth. Some say Smooth shouldn't be in this match up. However, Smooth has something to prove and tonight could be his night to shine and become an IWO Black champion.

Match #13 - Television Title/IronMan Title Match - Christian Douglas, the TV Champ, goes up against Multi Colored MoFo, the IronMan Champ, with their two valets in a cage above the ring - How well will this match go down with two ladies in a cage above the ring? Both titles are on the line. This one promises to be a classic and the best man will walk away with two IWO titles. The loser goes home empty handed and with a bad feeling inside knowing he lost the chance to become the first ever IWO Black double champion.

Match #14 - World Tag Team Title Match - Chutes, Ladders, and Tables - The Extreme Legends defend against The Corruption System and Domestic Violence - Going into the match, The Extreme Legends are on a roll, especially Tom Lexian. However, The Corruption System and Domestic Violence both make a valid case to be the IWO Black World Tag Team Champions. The problem is, only one team can walk away as champion. And in this deadly match, it could be anyone.

Match #15 - Handicap Match - Zombie, Titan, and Mad Max against The Sacred Enemies and Two Mystery Men - Many expect this to be where the big surprise takes place. We all know that Zombie has a friend coming in to be in his teams corner. Who are John's mystery men? Will former IWO North American Champ Jax Stone come into play? Will Titan even be able to compete after the attack on System Failure? This match has so many questions leading into it.

Match #16 - Riddle Box Match - Xavier Hall vs. Scott Styles for the last time - If they make it this far, this will be it. The winner of this match will walk away the IWO Black World Champion and be able to say that he was the best man. Three Matches. Three grueling matches in one night, any of the three matches could end a wrestling career, a life. This is the path these two men decided to go down tonight. If they do make it this far, we should all take note and say that both men deserve to go down in history as two of the IWO's toughest competitors.

Bonus Handicap Match
Eddie Scott Poser vs. A Viking Midget, A Fat Tuba Player, and Professor Bruce Stallsmith

JD - What a way to start off Blackout.

Nick - Yeah, this one is going to be a real classic.

Jasmine - I think it will be stupid.

JD - How dare you say that!!! You are just racist towards midgets, tuba players, and mid-life crisis experiencing professors.

Jasmine - So?

('Down From Here' by Stereomud begins to play. The Viking Midget is making his way out. He is wearing one of those silly little viking hats and viking clothes. How cute he is. The music seems too heavy for such a little guy. He is also carrying a trash can with him. The trash can is twice his size. He throws it in the ring. He has to use the steps to get into the ring. The crowd is laughing at the Viking Midget. He seems not to have his feelings hurt.)

JD - Look at this guy. What an incredible athlete.

Nick - This guy could be the next Hulk Hogan!!!

Jasmine - You guys are stupid.

JD - Lighten up... This is supposed to be fun. We aren't trying to sponsor some Beach Party and then make it plain and dull with boring shit. I mean...

Nick - WOOOOOO!!!!

(The Viking Midget is in the ring. He is asking for a microphone.)

The Viking Midget - My god what have we here? An arena full of normal size people and me, me, a fucking midget. DON'T CALL ME A MIDGET YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

(The Viking Midget hits himself in the head with the microphone.)

The Viking Midget - BRING OUT MY CREW!!!

('Down From Here' by Stereomud begins to play. The Fat Tuba Player is making her way out. She is wearing an oversized band outfit (similar to the one YOU used to wear you band nerd motherfucker). Her hair is in pigtails and she has on glasses. She also has lots of freckles. Her body odor is horrid. The armpit part of her uniform has wet spots. She gets in the ring, with her tuba.)

JD - My god she is enormous.

Nick - Much like Jasmine's first pimp.

*smack*

Jasmine - I'll have you know I've never been paid for sexual favors.

JD - Wow.

Nick - Not what I heard in the back.

*smack*

(The Fat Tuba Player grabs the microphone from the Viking Midget.)

The Fat Tuba Player - HELLO CHICAGO!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

(The drunks in the crowd start throwing empty bottles of beer at the Fat Tuba Player.)

The Fat Tuba Player - That's not very nice!!!

*CRASH*

(One of the bottles catches her right across the face, shattering. Her glasses fly off and break. Blood pours from her fat little head. She drops to her knees and begins to cry.)

JD - OH...

Nick - MY...

Jasmine - Grandmother is in the third row tonight. Hey granny!!!

JD - She can't hear you dip shit.

Jasmine - ARG!!!

Nick - John did a good job of hiring bright commentators.

*smack*

(The Viking Midget is trying to help The Fat Tuba Player up. Bottles continue to pour into the ring. Just then the lights dim. The Biology logo appears on BlackVision. The Mister Rogers Theme Song begins to play. The lights come back on. Professor Bruce Stallsmith is standing at the entrance way. He has a broom between his legs. Apparently he thinks he is riding it. His shoulder length gray hair is flapping from the air coming up from the stage. His glasses shine like the stars in the sky. His ragged shirt is dirty and worn. His old worn out jeans are, well, old and worn out. He has a microphone and begins to sing along with the music hoping up and down on his broom, headed to the ring.)

Professor Bruce Stallsmith - It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be mine.

(The crowd begins to boo louder. More things are thrown toward the ring.)

Professor Bruce Stallsmith - YOU ALL EVOLVED FROM APES!!!

(More boos. More throwing things.)

Professor Bruce Stallsmith - What is wrong with your DNA? Are you all imbreed?

JD - This guy isn't getting over well with this crowd.

Nick - Ya think?

(Professor Bruce Stallsmith gets into the ring. The lights shut off completely.)

Jasmine - I hope I don't get hit in the head with anything.

JD - Want to give me head?

Jasmine - UGH!!!

(The lights come back on and Professor Stallsmith has set up a projector in the center of the ring. A huge viewing screen has been pulled down from the ceiling.)

Professor Stallsmith - Today, we are going to learn about freshwater coyotes.

(He clicks on the projector.)

Professor Stallsmith - Our first definition of the day is Roast Beef. Now remember, all of these definitions will not be on your exam. Roast Beef is the form of chicken livers that these freshwater coyotes mash into photosynthesis beacons. These beacons track ghosts and berry eating watermelon dogs.

('Broken Heart' by Blink 182 begins to play. Eddie Scott Poser makes his way out.)

Professor Stallsmith - YOU ARE LATE FOR CLASS... YOU WILL BE EVOLVED INTO AN ANTELOPE...

(Eddie Scott Poser charges the ring. He gets in the ring. He goes after Professor Bruce Stallsmith. The bell sounds.)

*DING DING*

JD - I guess Melissa isn't going to introduce these four.

Nick - NOPE!!! But Eddie Scott Poser just introduced Stallsmith to his fist!! Stallsmith falls through his projector to the mat. The Viking Midget is now charging at Poser!!! He uses his pointy little hat and drives it into Poser's knee!!! BUT WAIT!!! Poser has on metal pointy thing proof knee pads!!! He doesn't feel a thing!!!

Jasmine - This one is too stupid. I'm going to go over here and flirt with this guy in the front row.

JD - You do that.

Nick - LOOK!!! Poser has picked the Viking Midget up by his viking hat horns. He is slinging him around in circles.

JD - MY GOD!!! Poser is just spinning around and around and around with The Viking Midget. HE LETS HIM GO!!! THE VIKING MIDGET GOES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!! MY GOD!!! HE IS ATLEAST 10 FEET OFF THE GROUND OVER THE 7th ROW!!!

Nick - HE LANDS IN THE CROWD!!! MY GOD!! HE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE...

JD - LOOK!!! Poser is holding his little viking hat in his hands. Poser is looking down at it. He then looks out into the crowd. He realizes what he just did!!! HE COMMITED MIDGET MURDER!!! Poser heads out of the ring and takes off through the crowd trying to help the poor Viking Midget.

Nick - This is insane!!! THE ACTION!!! Poser has made it to the Viking Midget. He pulls him up and dusts him off. HE HUGS HIM!!!

JD - The fans are going nuts. They can't believe they are hugging. The fans the Viking Midget landed on are getting up. They are screaming at Poser.. IN THE RING!! LOOK!!!

Nick - The Fat Tuba Player is up!!! SHE IS PLAYING HER TUBA!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE NOISE!!! I CAN'T HEAR!!! JESUS!!! HELP ME!!!

JD - THE NOSE!!! IT IS SO BAD...

(Professor Stallsmith is coming to his senses. He hears the horrid noise. He grabs part of his projector and shoves it into the tuba. The noise stops. The crowd erupts into cheers.)

Nick - THEY ARE CHEERING PROFESSOR STALLSMITH!!! MY GOD!! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!!!

(The camera cuts to Jasmine. She is talking with some Chicago Bears' player at ringside. Who even plays for the Bears? They suck so bad. Jasmine is laughing, batting her eyes.)

JD - Hey Nick... Look...

Nick - She wants to fuck a football player?

JD - Looks that way...

Nick - I have an idea...

(Nick whispers something to Jason.)

JD - Hey... Guys in the production truck. This is Jason. Could you do me a HUGE favor and play the tape back there marked 'Jasmine In High School'.. Thanks a lot...

(All of a sudden, on BlackVision, we see Jasmine IN THE BAND AT HIGH SCHOOL.... SHE WAS A FAT TUBA PLAYER!!! HAHAHAH!!! The Bears' player looks up and sees it. He then looks back at Jasmine. He shakes his head in disgust. Jasmine is pissed!!! She heads back over to the announcers' table.)

Jasmine - YOU FUCKERS!!!

(Jason and Nick are laughing.)

Jasmine - You think this is funny? I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!!!

(Jasmine goes under the announcers' table... SHE GRABS NICK AND JASON'S NADS!!! THEY ARE SCREAMING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.)

Jasmine - YOU WANT FUNNY?!?!?!

(The Bears' player jumps the guardrail. He rolls into the ring. He picks up the Fat Tuba Players' broken glasses. He hands them to her... She smiles... HE SMILES... THEY KISS!!! HE STICKS HIS TOUNGE DOWN HER FAT THROAT!!! IF JASON OR NICK WERE ABLE TO SPEAK THEY WOULD SAY: OH MY GOD... They drop to the mat... HE IS RUBBING HER THIGH... He starts to remove her band uniform!!! WAIT!!! Professor Bruce Stallsmith has some sort of ray gun. HE SHOOTS IT AT THE BEARS' PLAYER... HE IS NOW A GOAT!!!)

Professor Stallsmith - YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DE-EVOLVED!!! MWHAHAHAHAH!!!!

(Professor Stallsmith aims the gun at The Fat Tuba Player. He shoots...... HE HAS MADE A CLONE OF JASMINE!!! He helps the clone Jasmine up. THEY KISS!!! He turns to the camera, winks, and they head off to the back!!!)

Nick (in a high pitched voice) - HE IS GOING TO GET LAID BY THE CLONE JASMINE...
PROFESSOR STALLSMITH IS GOING TO GET LAID... MY GOD... HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!


(Eddie Scott Poser is carrying The Viking Midget to the ring. He helps him in and gets in himself. They are the only two left. Poser looks down at the Viking Midget. A tear rolls from his eye. The Viking Midget looks up at Poser. A tear rolls down his cheek. Poser wants a microphone.)

Eddie Scott Poser - I need you... YOU.. COMPLETE... ME.....

(Poser hands Midget Viking the microphone.)

Midget Viking - YOU WANT ME? I COMPLETE YOU? YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? VICTORIA!!! ONCE I GET VICTORIA... I WILL COMPLETE YOU!!! MWHAHAHAHHA!!!

(The Viking Midget bites Poser on the leg. Poser is trying to kick him off, but his teeth are deep inside. Blood starts pouring from Poser's leg. He is screaming out in pain. The Viking Midget backs off and looks at Poser.)

Midget Viking - This isn't over bitch!!! MWHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

(The Midget Viking does a little dance and hops out of the ring. He takes off running up to the entrance way. He disappears behind the curtain. Eddie Scott Poser is left bleeding in the ring.)

Eddie Scott Poser - I NEED YOU... I WILL HAVE YOU... YOU WILL.. BE... MINE...

(Poser collapses in the ring. Blood pours from his legs. Paramedics and a Vet rush out. The Vet gives Poser a rabies shot. Poser hops up and heads to the back looking for The Viking Midget, his other half.)

JD (in a high pitched voice) - WOW.. What a hell of a match.

Nick (in a high pitched voice) - Who won?

Jasmine - No one you dip shits. The match was a total disaster. I even lost out on my chance with a football player.

JD (in a high pitched voice) - You dick craving whore.

Jasmine - GOD DAMN IT!!! FOR THE LAST TIME!!! I DON'T CRAVE HARD MALE MAMMOTH SEX MUSCLES IN MY RAGING WET VAGINA!!!

Nick (in a high pitched voice) - LIAR!!!

Jasmine - Don't make me RIP off your nuts.

Nick (in a high pitched voice) - I'm sorry. You are nice. Blah.

(The cameras cut to the back. Eddie Scott Poser is still in search of his other half, Viking Midget.)

Eddie Scott Poser - WHERE ART THOUGH?!?!

(The camera cuts back to the announcers' table. Jasmine is shaking her head.)

Nick - Now this is great action.

Jasmine - What?!? We have a freaking nut case searching for a fucking midget. Am I the only one who thinks this is stupid?

JD - I'm sure you're not but remember.... FUCK THE CRITICS IN THE ANAL HOLE!!!

Nick - Touche...

JD - What can we have instead of commercial breaks?

Nick - Nude women dancing?

JD - YEAH!!!

*30 seconds of nude women dancing*

Blackout Match
Xavier Hall vs. Scott Styles

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the
Blackout match for the IWO Black World Heavyweight championship! The rules
are that you have to render your opponent UNCONSICOUS for 30 seconds to win.

Hells Bells by AC/DC plays

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: First the challenger from Venice Beach
California weighing in at 260 pounds.The #1 Contender to the World title and
the man who should be the IWO World Champion.. .
SCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT STTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEESSSSSS!

(Styles walk from the backstage area with a walk of power and destiny. His
eyes tell the story as a man possessed to win. 2 pyrotechnics shoot up and
Styles finally comes out from the back receiving an outstanding pop from the
fans. Styles walks to the ring and stops upon the apron and raises his arms
like Lance Storm and then backflips into the ring.)

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: Finally the champion. He weighs in at 264
pounds and hails from New York, New York. He is the first and reigning IWO
Black World Heavyweight Champion.'The Franchise' XAAAAAVVVVVIIIIIEEEERRRRRR
HAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

(The crowd is silent when suddenly the lights go out. Restlessness consumes
the crowd and murmurs are heard throughout the rows. Suddenly, a familiar
beat begins to play over the loudspeaker. It starts softly, but increases
and gets louder. A man's voice is heard.)

'Will the real X to the Z please stand up? /With my n****z and my guns, not
givin a fuck/ Stickin 'em up at point blank range/ They say the more things
change, they stayin the same I can't complain/ Type of shit that make you
wish you was dead/ Make you bite the curb, and stomp down on the back of
your head /Blow it out like a afro pick/ Attract bitches like flies to shit
/Pop pills and ride the dick N****z can't swing this quick, /I'm Dark
McGwire /Bangin shit over the fence with /Rottweiler Listen, n****z do
anything for a dollar, even killin they own, let it be known, it's like /It
ain't safe where I'm from/ N****z start beef never knowin the outcome
/Rather be caught with it than caught without one/ Leave it alone because
the life that you save might be your own.'.

('Front 2 Back' by Xzibit dies out as the word fade and quickly the beat
follows. The crowd seems a bit nervous as to what to expect. Suddenly, as
the theme is finally gone, another beat begins to play, softly at first, and
then, again, louder. The lyrics follow...)

'I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away/Mildewed and smoldering.
Fundamental differing. /Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls
in motion/Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication/The light that
fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so/We cannot see to reach
an end crippling our communication./I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them
tumble down/No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to/Point
the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over./To bring the
pieces back together, rediscover communication/The poetry that comes from
the squaring off between,/And the circling is worth it./Finding beauty in
the dissonance..'

('Schism' by Tool fades away into the distance as the fans are now becoming
quite restless, and the sounds of thrown objects are heard. Yet, the fans
aren't kept waiting as yet another beat begins to play, a harder beat,
starting with a sound of a loud guitar. Then, quite familiar words are
muttered...)

'We are scanning the scene/ In the city tonight/We are looking for you /To
start up a fight/ There is an evil feeling /In our brains/ But it is nothing
new /You know it drives us insane/ Running, /On our way Hiding, You will pay
Dying,/ One thousand deaths/ Running, /On our way Hiding, /You will pay
Dying, /One thousand deaths Searching,/ Seek and Destroy Searching, /Seek
and Destroy Searching, /Seek and Destroy Searching, /Seek and Destroy ..'

The words of 'Seek and Destroy' by Metallica away was the beat remains. The
beat continues to play as the fans are now booing, when suddenly, it merely
stops. Light bulbs flash on and off, when suddenly, the IWO Black Tron
lights up. A gold $ sign is flashed, but it fades away. It appears again,
but fades away again, and does so over and over. The sound of a heartbeat
begins to accompany it. A large bang ensues, the type of bang you'd hear
when a gun goes off. Another image word ensues...)

.SOUL ...

(The word morphs into more words that appear.)

...WISDOM...

(It morphs into a new word...)

...POWER...

(It disappears and the arena is black again, yet not for long, as six more
words appear...)

THIS IS WHY I AM CHAMPION.

(And with that a sudden burst of music is heard over the loud speakers....)

' I ain't happy, /I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, /in a bag I'm useless,
but not for long /The future is coming/ on I ain't happy, /I'm feeling glad
/I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long /The future is
coming on /It's coming on /It's coming on/ It's coming on /Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage /Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm
counting no age /Now I couldn't be there /Now you shouldn't be scared I'm
good at repairs/ And I'm under each snare Intangible /Bet you didn't think
so /I command you to /Panoramic view /Look I'll make it all manageable /Pick
and choose /Sit and lose/ All you different crews Chicks and dudes/ Who you
think is really kickin' tunes? /Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube/
Like you lit the fuse/ You think it's fictional Mystical? /Maybe Spiritual
Hearable/ What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless/ To know the definition for what life is Priceless /For you because
I put you on the hype shit/ You like it?/Gunsmokin' righteous with one token
/Psychic among those/ Possess you with one go I ain't happy, /I'm feeling
glad /I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long/ The future is
coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm
useless, but not for long /The future is coming on/ It's coming on /It's
coming on/ It's coming on..'

(With that,'Clint Eastwood' by Gorillaz bursts into full blast and a
spotlight explodes onto the stage. The IWO Black-Tron flashes with pictures
of 'The Franchise' Xavier Hall standing victorious in the ring, his hands
raised. But most noted is the last photo of him winning the World title.
Suddenly, he emerges from the entranceway, and as soon as he comes the boos
shower him. The World title glimmering off of his shoulder and always a
confidant smirk is on his face. 5 fireworks simmer around him as he poses
like Triple H. He zooms into the ring and does The gunz taunt instead of
going down with them he keeps them forward and straight. Within one quick
motion he flips the middle finger at Styles.)

JD: Fans, this is going to be one heck of a fight, I can tell you right now.
Look at the two of them! They are standing eye to eye! Styles and Hall are
staring each other down as the bell sounds for the first fall. Styles says
something to Hall and The World Champ just grins. He slaps Styles in the
face. Styles throws a hard right and nails Hall in the jaw! It's on and the
fans are going nuts already! Styles throws another right and another and he
whips Xavier hard into the ropes and connects with a kick to the gut. Hall
stumbles over as Styles hits the opposite side ropes and high knee to Hall,
he's down!

Jasmine: Styles hops on his former friend and begins blasting him with a
series of hard right hands. Hall tries to cover up but Styles is already on
a roll. Styles grabs Hall by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He whips
Xavier into the ropes and tries a back elbow, Hall catches it and REVERSE
HEAD TO ARM SUPLEX! Hall lays Styles out. Xavier now pulls Scott up and knee
to the abdomen, Styles doubles over, Hall hooks both arms and faceplant into
the mat. Hall rolls Styles on his is back and applies an STF submission!
What a submission move by The Franchise! Hall adds pressure to the hold as
the ref checks Styles to see if he passes out already. Styles is in obvious
pain but refuses to pass out and continues to take the pain that the hold
provides. Hall finally releases the move and drives a knee into Styles's
back. He then pulls Styles to his feet and sends him into the ropes,
STANDING HURRICANRANA! What a move by the agile Xavier Hall! The Champ hooks
Styles in a front facelock on the mat and adds pressure to the chin now.
Styles maneuvers around and using a classic escape technique he exits the
move. Styles springboards up as is on his feet too and it's a staredown
again....

Nick: Hall throws a hard right, but Styles catches it and boots Hall in the
gut. Styles runs the barricade and comes off with a rolling neckbreaker on
Hall which sends him onto the pavement of the arena floor. Styles waits for
Hall to get up and charging splash into the corner. Styles tosses Hall back
into the ring. Hall is down as Styles grabs the champion's legs and FIGURE
FOUR LEGLOCK! Now it's Styles's turn to force the submission. But someone
needs to tell him that SUBMISSIONS DON'T WORK!

JD: You can't see that he's eliminating a body part taking away Hall's
stamina.Just like Hall was doing earlier Hall begins to writhe in pain as
Styles adds pressure and even grabs the ropes for leverage. The ref sees it
and tells Styles to break the grasp on the ropes and as he does Hall sits up
and jams him with a stiff right. Styles releases the move as Hall rolls
under the bottom rope back out to the floor again. Styles is up and looks at
Hall gathering himself on the floor. Hall turns and SPRINGBOARD SPLASH BY
STYLES! He lands on top of Hall on the floor and begins to hammer him with a
series of rights and lefts. The ref comes out and tries to get the two men
in the ring but Styles immediately goes for another chair! The ref is
actually allowing it early on. Styles prepares to swing the chair, but HALL
NAILS A JUMPING SUPERKICK AND THE CHAIR NAILS STYLES IN THE FACE! Goodness
what a move! The chair is dented as Styles drops hard onto the concrete and
Hall walks over and pulls him to his feet. The stunned Styles then is
hoisted into the air and SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE BY THE FRANCHISE! Hall
then rolls Styles into the ring, as we aren't even 10 minutes into the match
yet! Hall goes for a high-risk move and HITS A SAVAGE ELBOW DROP. Styles is
being counted as Hall is steadily posing on the ropes. Styles is slowly
moving up to a standing position but Hall catches him once again this time
with a SENTON SLPASH against Styles's back.

Jasmine: 'The Franchise' urges the ref to count faster as he pulls his
former friend to his feet and rolls him into an IMPALER! Almost out of
nowhere, what a dynamic move! Another count by the ref and Styles pops back
to his feet! Hall is shocked that he didn't earn a win on that one. Hall
heads over and climbs the ropes again. Hall measures him and as Styles comes
off.... TOP ROPE SPINNING HEEL KICK! Goodnight! Styles is sent all the way
across the way and he rolls under the bottom ropes! Hall sees this and
immediately hops up onto the otherside turnbuckle and HIGH CROSS BODY ONTO
STYLES ON THE FLOOR! He nails Styles and both men go down hard, but Hall is
up and has momentum going for him. Nick: Styles is feeling the burn already
as Hall grabs him by the hair and prepares to whip him into the guardrail,
but Styles reverses and HALL NAILS THE GUARDRAIL SHOULDER FIRST! Styles
charges, but Hall sends him over the guardrail and into the crowd!

JD: Hall grabs Styles out of the crowd and suplexes him over the guardrail
and onto the floor! Then rolls Styles back into the ring and he goes for
another count on Styles!

Ref: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.6.7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.12.13.14.15.16

Jasmine: Somehow Styles has survived this onslaught early on in the match.
Hall pulls him up again and whips him into the turnbuckles. Hall positions
himself in the corner and SUPERKICK ATTEMPT, STYLES CATCHES THE FOOT! He
spins Hall around and CLOTHESLINE! He might have taken the champ's head off
on that one! Styles rolls back as Hall drops to one knee to catch his breath
and Hall gets to his feet. Hall charges at Styles again and Styles catches
him with a Sabot kick in the face. Hall staggers back again as Styles comes
forward and FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK! Hall is sent through the middle rope and
onto the floor himself. Styles just collapses in the ring, as he has just
been the recipient of a huge arsenal of maneuvers at the hands of Hall. Hall
shakes his head and then rolls back into the ring as Styles gets back to his
feet and Hall charges.... SPINEBUSTER BY STYLES! Count!

Ref: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12.. 13.. 14

Nick: That was a close call. Styles has regained his composure and pulls
Hall up and sends him into the ropes, SLEEPERHOLD BY STYLES! Hall is
fighting the strength of his former friend but is wearing down because of
Styles's strength. Hall drops to one knee, but then he gets up. Styles holds
on as Hall maneuvers over to the top rope. springs on the third and back
flips out of it and hits a TWIST OF FATE! How did he get out of that?!

JD: Hall quickly hops up and goes back to the top rope. Styles is lying in
the center of the ring and....SWANTON BOMB! Hall just nailed a swanton bomb!
He sits back along the right turnbuckle corner slouching waiting as the ref
administers the count.

Ref: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.13. 14. 15. 16. 17.18.19. 20.

Jasmine: Hall sits up in amazement as Styles is climbing back to his feet.
Hall is just as surprised as the crowd is. Hall pulls Styles to his feet and
whips him into the ropes and tries a spinning heel kick, Styles catches his
leg and CAPTURE SUPLEX! Hall lands hard as the fans are behind Styles's
comeback! A 'Styles' chant has started as Styles beckons Hall to his feet
and right hand, another, another and SHARP RIGHT! HALL GOES OVER THE TOP
ONTO THE FLOOR! Styles doesn't waste anytime and hits the ropes, SUICIDE
DIVE ONTO HALL! This is just the first match and these two are beating the
heck out of each other. Hall is getting hammered by Styles on the floor
again as Styles grabs another chair and tosses it into the ring. He then
rolls Hall in, but Hall is up and as Styles is on the apron Hall attempts a
clothesline, Styles ducks and catches Hall's head and SNAPS HIS NECK ACROSS
THE ROPES! Styles leaps into the ring and grabs the chair. Hall turns and
Styles tosses the chair at him, he hits the ropes and ROARING ELBOW! Holy
cow! That chair nailed Hall right smack in the face! Styles moves the chair
and sits it on Hall's face SAK FU STOMP! Hall's face has met a chair and his
face is probably mangled. Styles grabs the chair again as the ref is
allowing this to happen, he waits for Hall to get up and CHAIR SHOT TO THE
SKULL! Hall drops like a sack of dimes. This is remnants of the old IWO
Extreme Matches that guys like Fenix and The Raging One went through, and
this IS one match for the IWO Black World Title! The fed with such talent as
these two who are just killing each other before that House of Pain they
have to go through. Styles holds the chair again as Xavier stands up again,
A SECOND CHAIRSHOT! Goodnight! The chair is broken! Blood is starting to
trickle from the Champion's head!

Nick: Styles is almost thriving on this punishment he is dishing out to his
former friend. Styles pulls Hall to his feet and hoists him up....
BRAINBUSTER! Hall's head smacks the canvas. Styles signals to the crowd that
he's got it won as the ref counts.

Ref: 1.2.3.4.5.6.7..8.9.. 10.11.12.. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.. 17.18.. 19.. 20..
21.. 22.. 23.

JD: HALL IS UP! Holy mackerel, how the heck did he kick out after that?!
Styles pulls him up again and hits an axe kick. Hall goes down as Styles
signals to someone on the outside, NO! HE CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE ASKING FOR....
ANOTHER CHAIR! Styles grabs another chair as he rolls to the outside and he
sees a prone Hall in the ring. He waits for Hall to even begin to stand up
and as he turns around.... A THIRD SHOT! Hall drops down hard as Styles
pulls him over to the corner and grabs the chair.... NO, WHAT THE.... Styles
is taking the chair up top with him. The blood is still trickling from
Hall's face as Styles goes up.... ARABIAN FACEBUSTER WITH THE CHAIR! THE
CHAIR IS CAVED IN ON HALL'S CHEST! COUNT REF!

Ref: 1.2.. 3.. 4.5.. 6.7.8.. 9.10.. 11.. 12.13.. 14.15.. 16 .17.. 18.. 19..
20 .. 21.

Jasmine: The way Styles has momentum going right now he could be the next
World champ by the end of the night. Styles doesn't waste anytime as he
immediately begins to hammer Hall with forearms to the back and then he
pulls him in close and up for A RUNNING POWERBOMB! Hall slides down the
back! Styles turns and dropkick by Hall. Hall manages to get back up as
Styles comes forward again and a second dropkick! Styles comes forward a
third time, but Hall SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP AND DROPKICKS STYLES TO THE
FLOOR! Hall literally collapses in the ring as Styles is propelled to the
outside. Styles shakes the cobwebs as he hops back onto the apron. Hall sees
him and he runs up the top and....GOODNESS SAKE! HALL NAILS A DIAMOND DUST
ON STYLES AND THEY BOTH FALL TO THE FLOOR! Mercy's sake, he could have
broken Styles's neck as the ref once again counts

1.2.. 3.. 4.. 5. 6.. 7. 8. 9.. 10. 11. 12.. 13.. 14. 15.. 16. 17. 18. 19.
20..21. 22. 23. 24. 25

Nick: Hall mops the blood from his face along with the sweat as Styles isn't
moving on the floor as the count has now reached 25 on Styles. Hall realizes
he may have really hurt his 'former' friend and he takes the opportunity to
pull him up and roll him into the ring. Hall checks on him and it looks as
if he's going to help him.... HE DROPS A LEG ACROSS THE THROAT! Styles
clutches his throat and neck at the same time, Hall is working the neck of
Styles and its working effectively. Hall rolls Styles onto his back and HE
APPLIES A CAMEL CLUTCH! Styles is crying out in pain as Hall uses one hand
to wipe the blood away yet again. He applies more pressure and even leans
back on the maneuver. The ref is checking Styles to see if he passes out and
Styles is about to pass out, but somehow he begins to struggle towards the
ropes. Hall holds on, but Styles tries and continues towards it.... HE HAS
IT! The ref makes Xavier break the hold and he does as Styles turns just in
time to receive a boot to the face. Hall grabs the chair that was used for
the Arabian facebuster and he shouts at Styles to get up. Styles does and
CHAIRSHOT ON STYLES! Hall has now dented the chair over Styles's head.
Styles collapses and Hall BEGINS TO HIT SHOT AFTER SHOT ON STYLES'S LOWER
BACK! The ref gets him to stop and pulls him back as Hall waits for Styles
to begin to waiver. Xavier sets the chair on Styles's face and HE DROPKICKS
THE CHAIR! Holy cow, he nails Styles right in the temple. Styles collapses,
he may be unconscious!

Ref: 1.. 2... 3... 4.. 5. 6.. 7... 8.. 9.. 10. 11. 12. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.
17.. 18. 19.20..21...22.. 23... 24.. 25. 26. 27.

JD: Hall pulls Styles to his feet and sends him into the ropes, a
clothesline attempt, Styles ducks and hits the other ropes, Hall turns, he
catches him.... RUSSIAN NECK DROP! Sweet Georgia Brown, he nailed it! This
first fall is over, Hall is just posing..WHAT THE?! STYLES GETS UP! STYLES
JUST SAT UP AFTER THE RUSSIAN NECK DROP! The fans are cheering and going
nuts! Hall staggers back in shock. Styles is rising to his feet. Styles
charges, Hall tries a right hand, blocked. He tries again. Blocked. Styles
delivers a headbutt as Hall staggers back, Styles charges, Hall leapfrogs,
and Styles backs up into the leapfrog and POWERBOMBS HALL. Styles is up and
he stomps Hall, another, and a third. Hall rolls under the bottom rope and
can't believe this. Styles begs him to come back in and Hall does. The two
are face to face again! Hall wipes the blood and tosses it on Styles and
then he cocks back to nail a right, Styles blocks and RIGHT HAND! Hall
stumbles back, Styles charges with a clothesline, Hall ducks and REVERSE
NECKBREAKER! Styles hits the mat hard and begins to writhe in pain as Hall
works the neck he took out earlier. Hall pulls him to his feet and SWINGING
NECKBREAKER! He won't stop working that bad neck!

Jasmine: Hall lifts Styles up to his feet again and he attempts another
swinging neckbreaker.... REVERSAL BY STYLES INTO A BACKSLIDE POSITION AND
LIFTS HIM UP THEN DROPS HIM WITH A KUDOH DRIVER! OUCH that was a close call
for 'The Franchise'. He almost came close to losing what would be an
embarrassing first fall loss there. Hall is back to his feet and begins to
stomp wildly at Styles who is going down with each blow. The champ then
pulls him up by the hair and whips him into the ropes, DROP TOEHOLD! Hall
rolls immediately into a crossface submission as Styles is crying out in
pain. The ref checks to see if he is going to pass out and Styles is about
to pass out for the second time on the evening, he doesn't for the second
time! He is close to the ropes this time and gets out as Hall refuses to
release the hold. The ref begins to count and 1....2....3....4....Hall
breaks the hold. Hall is on his feet and Styles struggles to catch his
breath as his neck is obviously giving him trouble as a result of this piece
by piece dismantling job by Hall. Styles is up and he walks right into a
boot in the gut by Hall. Hall pulls him in, but a BACK BODYDROP BY STYLES!
Hall is down. Hall gets to his feet and TORNADO DDT BY STYLES OUT OF
NOWHERE! Hall bounces off the canvas as Styles has apparently gotten another
wind. He beckons to Hall and catches him.... FALLING SLAM! Styles pulls him
up again and attempts a suplex, Hall down the back, he spins Styles and boot
to the gut, he hoists him and IMPLANT DDT!

Nick: More damage to Styles's neck. As the ref counts Hall is pacing around
waiting.

Ref: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17.18. 19. 20.
21. 22. 23. 24..

JD: Hall bum rushes his former friend once again. He takes him down with a
knee to the face and then he begins to pummel him with right hands and goes
for a leg drop right across the chest of Styles. Hall pulls Styles up by the
hair and whips him into the corner turnbuckle and charges with a splash,
STYLES MOVES! Hall gets nothing but turnbuckle. He turns around and FLYING
FOREARM BY STYLES! Hall is sent all the way to the outside as Styles
literally collapses in the center of the ring from the onslaught only
minutes before. Hall climbs to his feet on the outside and he then pulls up
the ring apron....NO, HE CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE LOOKING FOR....A TABLE! Hall
pulls out a table from under the ring, the ref is allowing it. Hall pulls
the table into the ring as Styles looks on and rises to one knee. Hall hops
onto the ring apron as Styles charges frantically with a right hand, blocked
by Hall and he delivers one of his own to Styles!

Jasmine: Styles is being torn apart. Hall poises and SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA!
Mercy's sake, Styles is out! Hall grabs Styles and lifts him to his feet and
pulls him in, he hoists Styles up and EVEREST CATACLYSM! Holy cow, Styles's
neck is drilled into the mat again as Hall takes a move out of Joey Malone's
playbook. Hall kicks him out of the way as he pulls the table to the center
of the ring and sets it up. Hall then grabs Styles and pulls him to his feet
and he measures him with a right hand. He then scoops Styles up and plants
him with a slam onto the table. Styles is laid out on his back as Hall
climbs to the top rope.... This is a gutsy move by Hall, high risk. Hall
signals and....FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! STYLES ROLLS OFF! STYLES ROLLED OFF
THE TABLE! Look at the splinters! Hall goes through the table as the crowd
cheers for the Californian wrestler (Styles). Styles is sweating profusely
as Hall clutches his gut amidst the splinters of the table. Blood is still
trickling from his face and his hair is matted with it. Styles slowly
staggers to his feet as Hall begins to do the same. Hall is up and turns
around, NORTHERN NIGHTS SUPLEX BY STYLES!! Styles can't believe that he had
the strength to do it but it took so much out of him! Both men are down
again as the match is obviously now taking its toll on them.

Ref: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17.. 18..

Nick: The crowd seems to be chanting Styles's name, but a few Hall supports
are present as well. Styles is on his feet and he rubs his neck as Xavier
finally gets to his feet as well. Hall turns, boot to the gut by Styles.
Styles scoops him up and he turns him.... RUNNING ELEVATED POWERBOMB! Styles
just sent Hall all the way to Tartarus with that move! Hall bounces off the
mat and Styles drops down and pulls Hall back to his feet and hoists him up
for a suplex.... HE DROPS HIM ACROSS THE ROPES! Hall is gutted on the ropes.
Styles bounces off the ropes and SLIDING UPPERCUT! Hall is staggering on the
apron. Styles is up and SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Holy mackerel, Hall's back
smacks the concrete floor. Styles has regained his momentum and pulls Hall
back up again.... HEAD FIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL! How are these men still
alive even! They have both taking so much so early. Styles walks over and
grabs, no....no, he can't be serious, THE TIMEKEEPER'S BELL! The ref is
allowing it, Hall slowly begins to move and he staggers to one knee DON'T
TURN AROUND! DON'T TURN AROUND!

JD: Styles is poised right behind the IWO Black World Champ and Hall
turns.... STYLES DRILLS HIM WITH THE BELL! A ring is heard and it isn't for
a match being over! Goodnight! Blood is pouring from Hall's head even worse!
Styles scoops Hall up and tosses him through the middle rope into the ring.
Styles hops on the apron and uses his momentum to propel him over the rope
and GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON Hall! Count ref!

Ref: 1.. 2.. 3.. 4..
5..6...7..8..9..10..11..12..13..14..15..16..17..18..19..20..21..22..23..24

Jasmine: These men are almost superhuman! Styles can't believe he didn't get
the fall on that one. Styles looks to the turnbuckle and signals.... The
fans are rallying, you know what's coming next! Styles picks Hall up and
sets him on the top rope and then he hops over the top rope and climbs up
the turnbuckle. He motions to the crowd.... IT'S....THE TRIP TO HELL! For
crying out loud, this one has to be finished. Max walks over and this one is
an academic win folks!

Ref: 1.. 2... 3... 4.. 5. 6.. 7... 8.. 9.. 10. 11. 12. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.
17.. 18. 19.20..21...22.. 23... 24.. 25. 26. 27.

Nick: Look at Styles's face! He's stunned! He's stunned! He can't believe
it! The crowd begins to cheer for Hall to get up as Styles won't have it.
Styles pulls Hall to his feet again and takes him over for another Trip To
Hell! Styles sets him up again and then he follows him up, he hoists
him....HALL REVERSES WITH A TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA! Styles's neck is drilled
into the canvas again Hall with a SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT! IT HITS! Hall
wipes his forehead again and his hand is covered with blood, he has to be
getting weary from the blood loss. He smiles. Hall looks over at the
splinters that belonged to....No, what is he thinking? Hall grabs a chunk of
the table! Styles is beginning to move and he climbs to his feet, he turns
around AND HALL BLASTS HIM WITH A PIECE OF THE TABLE! HE'S DRAWN BLOOD ON
STYLES! Styles is beginning to bleed now. Hall drops the small piece he has
left and he pulls Styles into and FRONT FACE POWERBOMB! Xavier pulls him to
his feet again and hits a quick snap suplex. Xavier signals to the outside
and....HALL IS HANDED A CHAIR NOW! Hall sets up the chair in the center of
the ring and he draws Styles up and puts him in a fireman's carry
position.... NO! NO! NO! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE CHAIR!

Ref: 1.2.3.4.5. 6.. 7.8.9.10.11.12.. 13.14.15.16.17. 18.19. 20.21.
22.23.24.25.26.27.28

JD: Xavier shakes his head, he can't believe it. He tosses the squashed
chair to the floor and goes over to the top rope. Styles is barely able to
get to his feet but he does and turns.... TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE BY HALL! He
nearly decapitates his former friend. Hall quickly follows up with a
standing frogsplash Hall is fighting desperately to put this one away to add
insult to injury. He puts Styles on his shoulder again and TKO! TKO BY THE
FRANCHISE! That one has to do it! Xavier slicks his hair back with his
hands, as he can't believe that Styles won't stay down on this one. He
hoists Styles to his feet, but Styles counters with a low blow! Hall is
hurt, he drops to one knee as Styles nails the desperation move. Styles
begins to rise again as Hall turns, right by Styles, another, forearm smash,
another.... Styles whips Hall into the ropes, he ducks his head, HIGH BACK
BODYDROP! He pulls Hall up, another whip to the ropes, SPEAR BY STYLES! He
almost cuts Hall in half. Styles is alive again. He pulls Hall back up and
suplex attempt, Hall is out! Hall backs off to catch his breath as Styles
rubs his face with his left hand and shakes his head, he can't believe it
either! Blood rains from Styles's head now as it does from Hall's. Look at
Styles's face, look at the anger in is eyes...ANOTHER SPEAR BY STYLES! He is
attacking Hall viciously, as he can't believe what has just happened. Styles
is like a rabid wolf and he grabs Hall by the hair and hoists him to his
feet. He sends him to the ropes and LARIOT BY STYLES! Hall does a complete
flip! Styles begins to choke Hall as the ref tells him to release it, he
begins to count 1....2....3....4....Styles breaks the hold! The emotions are
really showing now for these men. Styles pulls Hall in and TWISTING
JAWBREAKER! Hall's neck connects with Styles's shoulder as the champ,
depending on how much longer he survives this FIRST fall, goes down. This
fall means as much to Styles as Hall's chance of walking out tonight with
the belt intact 'does', and I stress that word. Styles pulls Hall to the
center of the ring and what the.... STYLES APPLIES A SHARPSHOOTER!

Jasmine: Hall is crying out in pain. Both men have suffered so much at the
hands of the other already. Styles holds the pressure as the ref checks
Hall's arm. Hall is about to pass out, but he seems to follow a page from
Styles's book and he scrambles to grab the rope. Styles holds on, but Hall
begins to crawl slowly.... HE'S GOT IT! The ref is trying to get Styles to
release but he won't, he begins the count again 1.... 2....3....4....Styles
waits until the last moment again. Styles drops Hall's legs and he hops over
the top rope to the outside again. What's he looking for? Styles is
searching.... HE PULLS OUT A LADDER! Mercy's sake, the ref is allowing it
again! Styles hoists the ladder onto the apron as Hall unaware of what is
happening gets up he turns.... SEESAW EFFECT ON HALL! HALL IS SENT FLYING
BACK ABOUT FIVE FEET! This looks to be an reenactment of April 20!Styles
tosses the ladder all the way into the ring now as blood soaks the mat from
the impact that Hall took that time. Styles sets the ladder up against the
turnbuckle and kicks the table debris out of the ring and he pulls Hall to
his feet. A quick snap suplex for good measure as he positions him and hooks
Hall's legs.... SLINGSHOT INTO THE LADDER! Goodnight what a move! Hall turns
and Styles catches him.. BREAK NECK DDT (Double Arm Implant DDT). Hall drops
back as Styles refuses to stop and he drapes the ladder across Hall's chest.
Styles is looking to.... He's looking to go up top! The fans are rallying
behind Styles, as Hall lies unwavering in the ring. Styles signals and 450
SPLASH ONTO THE LADDER ON HALL'S CHEST! For Pete's sake! Hall could be dead!
He could be dead after that one! How did Styles even do that?! Styles kicks
the ladder off Hall and listen to the ref count.

Ref: 1.2.. 3 .. 4 .. 5.6.. 7 .. 8.9..10 ...11.. 12..
13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20..21. 22..23.24.25..26. 27.28..29

Nick: Hall is up and Styles doesn't waste anytime. He pulls the ladder up
again. Styles grabs Hall and sets him on the top rope. What is he thinking?
Styles climbs up after seven rungs on the ladder. Hall is a sitting duck on
the top ropes....STLYES DROPKICKS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Hall hits with a monstrous thud! To heck with his title, Hall needs to
escape with his life! Styles isn't done yet! Styles pulls the ladder over to
the turnbuckle area as Xavier just lies on the floor breathing heavy. Styles
climbs all the way up to the top rung. NO! THIS IS DANGEROUS AS HELL! STYLES
SIGNALS TO THE CROWD.... SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER.... HALL MOVES!
Oh my word, Styles just bounced off the concrete floor! He could have broken
every bone in his body! They still have to go through House of Pain later!
The ref looks on at both men, they are not moving at all. He begins to count
both men down, finally.

Ref:1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8..9.10.11..12..13..14...15..16..17..18..19.20.21..22..23..24...25..26.27..28..

JD: Both men stagger up, the ref throws the count out. Styles turns as Hall
is now on one knee . Styles grabs Hall by the hair and clutches his arm at
the same time. He must have hurt his shoulder badly on that fall. Neck and
shoulder now. Hall has probably lost about 3 pints of blood already! Styles
rolls Hall into the ring and he follows him in. The ladder still looms in
the turnbuckle corner as Styles.... He can't really be thinking about using
it again! Styles grabs Hall by the hair and he prepares to ram his had into
the ladder, Hall blocks with both hands and HE RAMS STYLES'S HEAD INTO THE
LADDER! Styles catapults back, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OFF THE LADDER BY HALL!

Jasmine: Styles drops to the canvas as Hall grabs the ladder himself and
sets it in position. He climbs up rung after rung after rung and is on the
top himself. Styles gets to his feet and turns around.... OH MY WORD!
CORKSCREW PLANCHA BY HALL! The fans are absolutely ecstatic after that move!
Hall is out and so is Styles!

Ref: 1.2.. 3.4.5.. 6.7.. 8.. 9.. 10.11.. 12.. 13.14.15.16.17..
18.19.20.21.22.23.24.25

Nick: The crowd is going wild as Styles manages to get up after that. Hall
pulls him to his feet again and whips him into the ladder. Styles connects!
He drops to the ground again as Xavier takes this opportunity to get the
steel contraption out of the ring. Hall walks over picks Styles and PUMP
HANDLE POWERBOMB! Hall signals and he pulls Styles to his feet.... HE HAS
HIM IN POSITION, wait, what the...HALL IS GOING TO.... HOLY COW! HE USES AN
ICON BOMB! The powerbomb into a sidewalk slam! That has to be it! Wait he
lifts him up again?! Why he could have had the match won!

JD: Styles is hoisted up once again as Hall sends him into the ropes and
tries a clothesline, Styles rolls around the arm and LIGHTS OUT! Hall is up
and he stomps Styles rapidly and drops a quick elbow. Hall pulls Styles up
again and sends him into the ropes again. Jumping front kick attempt by
Hall. Styles ducks the move by sliding underneath. Styles is on his feet,
Hall turns and boot to the gut. Styles pulls him in and double underhook,
Piledriver hook and HE DRIVES HIM INTO A FACEPLANT! What a variation! Both
men are still moving after all they've gone through! It's superhuman I tell
you! WHAT THE HECK?! LOOK DOWN THE AISLE! IT'S THE EXTREME LEGENDS! THE
EXTREME LEGENDS ARE HERE! Mike Extreme and Tom Lexian are coming down the
aisle! The fans are booing them heavily. Both men have to get ready for CLT
later. Styles doesn't see them, he has his back to them. WAIT A SECOND,
LEXIAN AND EXTREME RUN DOWN THE RAMP AND HOP ONTO THE APRON! They climb into
the ring, Styles has pulled Hall up. The fans reaction causes Styles to turn
around.... LEGEND DEATH DROP BY LEXIAN ON STYLES! WHAT IN THE HECK?! LEXIAN
JUST SOLD OUT HIS FORMER PARTNER! Styles slowly rises up again.... FATAL
FURY(Electric Chair Drop/Face Jam Combo) BY THE EXTREME LEGENDS! TEL(The
Extreme Legends for short) LAYS OUT THEIR FORMER FRIEND! LEXIAN AND EXTREME
ARE HIGH FIVING! The crowd is booing the heck out of both men and they hop
back out of the ring and make their way up the ramp as the fans begin
throwing trash at them and sending vulgarities their way.

Jasmine: LOOK ON THE SECOND LADDER HALL IS UP ON IT! STYLES IS SLOWLY RISING
AND... HOLY SHIT! SHOOTING STAR DDT! HALL JUST HIT THE INEVATIBLE ONTO A
CHAIR! BOTH MEN ARE OUT!THE REF IS COUNTING!

Ref:
1.2.3..4.5..6..7.8..9..10...11..12.13..14..15...16.17.18.19.20.21..22..23..24...25..26

Nick: Hall is slowly rising...27...28.29. 30!HE's up! Its over Hall wins!
Hall wins!

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: Ladies and gentleman the winner of
Fall #1 after a time of 49:43.XAVIER HALLLL!

JD: So Hall wins fall #1 but he has to win House of Pain in order to keep
his belt.

Dog Collar Match
Bloody Dawg 3000 vs. Scott 'Pitbull' Payne

NK-Well that match was odd.

Jasmine-To say the least.

JD-I love Colin Gear's mum.

Match writer Colin Gear had to get himself in this match some way. So heh
what you going to do.

Jasmine-I love Colin Gear.

NK-I love pizza.

JD-That had nothing to do with Colin you're fired.

NK-I have more power than you plus Colin is making us say this at gun point.

Jasmine-Please help.

(We hear a gun loading)

Colin-Last time John makes a fool of me. Damn they shold me blanks.
ASSHOLES!

Jasmine-That was odd too.

NK-Dog Collar match time.

JD-Emmmmm another odd match.

NK-Jasmine you should be in this you're a dog.

Jasmine-Shut up before I kick you in the nuts.

NK-Ohhhhhhhh reject I did watch SF.

Jasmine-Then you would of seen me joined by the worst commentating ever.

NK-Who?

Jasmine-Jason.

NK-Hah.

JD-=(

Jasmine-I'm as cold as ice.

NK-Run away run away Jasmine is singing Jasmine is singing.

Richard O'Brian-Hello I'm Richard O'Brian and welcome to the Crystal Maze.

Jasmine-I'm pritty sure this is IWO Black.

ROB-Fine I'm still staying here.

NK-Help help we're being joined by a moron.

ROB-Quiet you!

Jasmine-=( We need help.

JD-Hate to stop you but we do have a match.

ROB-Well the Pitbull who has zero crystals has entered the ring. And we are
waiting on Bloody Dawg 3000 who also has 0 crystals. Don't hate me I wrote
the Rocky Horror Show.

JD-That was you kill him.

Melissa-Okay well looks like Richard has joined the commentry team for
reasons of his own. Yet we don't know how he got in.

ROB-I know that this place has a back door.

Jasmine-That and you dug a whole to the commentry table.

ROB-Damn you solved my evil plan.

Jasmine-You're not evil just strange.

Melissa-Anyhoo. Already in the ring Scott 'Pitbull' Payne. And now making
his way to the ring BLOOOOODDDDDDDDDYYYYY DAAAAAWWWWWWWWWG
33333333330000000000000000000000000000.

(Get You're Freak on plays as Dawg makes his way to the ring. No pyros see
that's what happens when you lose to Kay Kash. He slides into the ring. The
ref then connects both men up to the dog collar and rings the bell)

(Ding dong ding dong)

ROB-Damn someone turned the bell into the church bell.

NK-Go away.

ROB-Make me.

NK-No you worrie me.

ROB-If you touch all 4 crystal areas you win the match.

NK-That corners to everyone else.

ROB-I want to dance the night away. Lets do time warp again.

JD-Well lets pan into the ring and gag Richard.

(The two men have both used the chain to their advantage but just now
Bloodydawg is getting his air back by hanging Pitbull with the rope. He then
waits and makes sure Scott is out cold before dragging him to the corners)

ROB-He's got his first crystal. Second. Oh no the Pitbull breaks it up.

JD-Didn't someone gag him if not hurry.

(Now the two start to pumch each other while Bloodydawg tries to reach the
third corner. The ref signals the 30 seconds are up and Bloodydawg will have
to start again but the right hand didn't slow down Scott that much. He is
back on his feet Bloodydawg doesn't see him and is trying to get back on the
corner chase. Pitbull hits a German Suplex and keeps and hold trying to get
the pin but the ref informs him that there are no pinfalls in the match.
Dawg looks dazed he turns around to meet a DDT. For some reason Pitbull now
tries to put a dragon sleeper on him. He keeps a hold of him for about 10
seconds lets go the locks on a half crab hold. Dawg looks out cold but Scott
keeps on doing move after move after move to trie and really kill him. After
and the 20th knock out move he starts dancing around the ring. A fan the
throws his chair in the ring and knocks him out. With both men out cold in
the ring the ref takes the chair and sits on it for a while. After about 2
minutes Dawg starts to show signs of life. He stands up for about a second
then falls back down again. The fans are starting to get bored so bored that
one jumps into the ring and knocks the ref out with his chair. All the fans
give this fan a big uproar. Just then the Viking Midget from his handicap
match come out and begins to help Dawg back up while this is happening
another ref comes down and starts to tap dance to stop the crowd from
falling asleep)

ROB(Biting through his gag)-Ah ha. No gag can stop the all powerful Richard
O'Brian. Well it looks like the midget isback to help this match turn into a
riot. Go midget. You have a 3 minutes chance game. Get the crystal.

(The fans give a big uproar as both men get up both looking a little dazed
but Scott picks up the Viking Midget and throws him like a dart into the
crowd and funnely hits the guy who hit him with his chair. Next Bloody Dawg
piledrives the tap dancing ref and rolls him out of the ring. Finally
shocking everyone the knocked out ref gets back up. Send all moans about
this strange match to colingear@hotmail.com. Now the fight has started
again. Suddenly ROB jumps into the ring with a bag of crystals and hits Dawg
with them. He falls like a ton of bricks. Then he hits Scott with him he
doesn the same. So that's why he was there. The ref gets so confused he
starts to do moonsalts on Scott. This is a first in history of wrestling.
Suddenly a pack of hungry dogs starts to eat the ref. After this Dawg gets
back up picks up Scott smiles and waves and hits The BlackOut on Scott at
Blackout. He doesn't stop at the he picks him up again and locks Opposite of
H2O on Scott. The fans look on in shock as Scott snaps his spine. He then
drops him and Scott sort of lies in a triangle heap. Bloodydawg hits a few
boots on him. Before picking him up and hitting the BlackOut again Scott
looks dead and EMTS rush in to stop him. ROB tries to stop them but ends up
getting his leg snapped. He rolls around and pain muttering about crystals.
As this is going on Dawg hits the final corner slthough no ref signals the
bell. It goes off anyway.

(Ding dong ding dong)

NK-Ok that match was a little sick.

JD-But it was like a film. Good beginnign boring middle. Happy ending.

Jasmine-How can you can an ending with a dead ref and a man who has broken
his spine a happy ending.

JD-I might of been wrong.

NK-We are very sorry to the refs family. It was fake but we are still sorry.

JD-Was the ROB bit fake?

NK-Gladly no.

Jasmine-Well at least he's gone him and his crystals.

Melissa-Here is your winner Blooooddddyyy Daaaaweggggg 3000000000000.

NK-Well yet another odd match at this PPV.

Jasmine-Hope is doesn't get any odder than this.

JD-IWO Black slogan. IWO BLACK-WE'RE ODD.

NK-Wait no it's not.

Jasmine-Maybe not but that match was.

NK-I feel this match could be edited out.

Jasmine-We're live.

NK-*Beep*

Jasmine-Note he didn't say what you thought he did say beep though.

***17 seconds of Mike Extreme's dog being eaten alive by cannibals on some island somewhere in the Pacific***

TV Title #1 Contendership
'Twizted' Deke Carter w/Serenity vs. Jude Outlaw

Jason Donovan: Fans we're ready for the next match and the people here in
attendance are just going INSANELY CRAZY!!!

(The camera pans around the audience as we see the fans going crazy. And the
cheers are deafening for the first ever IWO Black PPV.)

Nick Kostos: God DAMMIT!!!! I can't even here myself talk!

Jasmine: I wish I could same the same.

NK: What you wish you couldn't here yourself talk?

Jasmine: No I wish I couldn't here YOU talk!!!!!

JD: Whoa that was good!

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: The following contest is scheduled for 1
fall and will determine the number one contender for the TELEVISION
CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

JD: I love to here Melissa talk.

NK: I love to see Melissa bounce.

JD: Me too. I love here tits.

NK: I love here ass.

JD: She's so fine. She has the face of a princess.

Jasmine: WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

NK: Ya know Jasmine you aren't so bad yourself.

Jasmine: *Sigh*

('Pushing Me' by Slaves on Dope plays as 'Twizted' Deke Carter makes his way
out to the ring accompanied by Serenity to a large pop.)

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: Introducing first, being accompanied by
Serenity, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 287 pounds... TWISTED...
DEKE... CARRRRRTERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

JD: This guy's gonna have a huge strength advantage in this match-up. And
he's already gotta be fired up because the winner gets a T.V Title shot.

NK: That's true Jason Jude Outlaw is gonna have to keep this at a frantic
high pace because he's got about a 60 pound weight disadvantage.

(We here the intro of some sort of classic western theme. The all of a sudden
'Breakdown' by Tantric. blasts on as Jude Outlaw makes his way out to the
ring area to a good pop.)

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: And his opponent, from San Diego
California, weighing in at 225 pounds... JUDE...
OOOOUUUUUTTTLAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!

JD: And they aren't wasting ANY time here ladies and gentlemen!!!

(Jude Outlaw immediatly goes after Deke Carter with swift kicks to the
stomatch. Then he lays a flurry of right hands onto Deke Carter. Carter is
reeling back towards the ropes as Outlaw whips him towards the ropes. Outlaw
hits Carter with a shoulderblock but he Carter just bolds right over Outlaw.
Outlaw is back up as Carter lays a heavy right hand to the jaw of Jude
Outlaw... Carter then grabs Outlaw and body slams him to the ground.)

JD: This match has already begun to become very intense!

NK: Yeah... Look at Deke Carter now. He just came down hard on him with a
brutal elbow drop!

Jasmine: Carter to the ropes, he comes back BIG SPLASH!!! OHHH OUTLAW GOT THE
KNEES UP!!!

(Outlaw back up and he's waiting for Deke Carter to get back up... THE
SUNDOWNER!!!!!)

JD: ON MY GOD IT'S THE SUNDOWNER!!!! THAT DEVISTATING SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!!!
IT'S OVER ALREADY!!!!!

NK: Damn we barely got started! There's the ref.
1.................2...................3!!!!!NO!!!!!! The ref points to Deke
Carter's foot! Serenity placed Carter's foot on the ropes!!!

Jasmine: That BITCH!!!

JD: WHAT!?!

(Jude Outlaw is upset and shoves Carter into the corner. He mounts on top of
him and begins wailing on him with right hands...
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!! Deke Carter reversed it
and powered out of the corner with a HIGH IMPACT POWERBOMB!!!)

Jasmine: DAMN! Did you see that?

NK: What's with all the cursing?

Jasmine: I dunno.

NK: Carter picks Outlaw back up and whips him into the ropes... Outlaw ducks
a clothesline attempt by Carter... Outlaw goes to the ropes again and DOESN'T
AVOID THE BIG BOOT BY DEKE CARTER!!!!

JD: It looked like a whiplash effect right there. Jude Outlaw's neck looked
like it snapped in two!

(Carter grabs Outlaw and picks him up. He Gorilla Presses Outlaw over his
head. He then tosses Outlaw to the outside of the ring!!! Carter follows
Outlaw, grabs him and slams his head into the steel guardrail. Carter then
rams Outlaw into the steel ring post.)

Jasmine: Outlaw is busted open!

NK: Blood! Alright!!! Now it's a match!

(Carter grabs Jude Outlaw from off the ground yet again and whips him, Jude
Outlaw holds on and reverses it and whips Deke Carter into the steel ring
steps making a large CRASH.)

NK: Outlaw with a despiration move! Now he needs to get his ass up and
perform some more offense!

Jasmine: Give him a sec Nick, he's taken quite a beating.

NK: Fuck a second this is the IWO Black! He's at the first ever IWO Black
PPV!!! He needs to get his ass up and fight!

(Outlaw gets back up and fights! Deke Carter is on his knees and Outlaw
begins to rapidly kick Deke Carter. The ref interferes and tries to get the
two men back in the ring. Outlaw backs up as the ref moves. he then charges
at Deke Carter and drop kicks him in the face. The ref begins arguing back
and forth with Jude Outlaw and Outlaw finally gets back into the ring. Carter
gets back up and gets on the ring apron. Outlaw charges but Carter puts his
shoulder right into the gut ot Outlaw and SUPLEXES HIM RIGHT TO THE FLOOR
FROM THE RING APRON!!!)

JD: I think the ref has lost control of this match! I think Outlaw is
unconscious!

Jasmine: I think he is too. Nah he's moving. And Deke Carter's got Outlaw
again...LOOK OUT!!!

(Carter SMASHES Outlaw's head into the announcers table. Then again, and
again, AND AGAIN!!!)

NK: Carter is taking it to Jude Outlaw!!! Now THIS is what I'm talkin about!
BE BRUTAL! KICK HIS ASS!!!!

(Deke grabs Jude and tosses him back into the ring area.)

JD: Finally we're back into the ring.

(Carter stands Outlaw up, and a HAYMAKER sending Outlaw right back down.
Carter covers Outlaw 1................2...............OUTLAW kicks out!
Carter stands Outlaw up again and puts him in a Piledrive position. He lifts
him up upside down...)

Jasmine: He's just holding him there!

NK: All the blood is rushing to the brain of Jude Outlaw.

JD: He's gonna have a serious headaaaaaaaache OWWW!!!!!

(Carter plants Outlaw and makes another cover. 1 ..........................2
..................... 3!!!! NO!!!!)

JD: OUTLAW BARELY GOT HIS SHOULDER UP ALMOST THE EXACT SAME TIME THAT THE FED
SLAPPED THE MAT DOWN FOR THREE!!!

NK: Bullshit this match should be over!!!

(Carter is furious and begins arguing with the ref. He's intense as Outlaw
slowly begins to revive. Outlaw crawls over towards Carter and LOW BLOWS HIM!
The ref warns Outlaw.)

JD: That's it!?! A warning!?!

Jasmine: These guys are fairly popular, the fans wanna see who's the better
man!

NK: Yeah right, YOU wanna see who the better man is.

Jasmine: *Blushes*

(Outlaw has gotten all the way up and begins throwing right hands at Carter,
he whips him into the ropes and dropkicks Carter! Outlaw goes on top and
comes down with a MOONSAULT THAT CONNECTS PERFECTLY!!! Here comes the ref.
1...................2..................KICKOUT!!!!!)

Jasmine: AWW That was probably Jude Outlaw's best chance to win since the
beginning of the match!

NK: Yeah well he's gonna have to keep fighting. Just like in the Main Event
tonight. THREE matches tonight will determine the World Champion. Xavier Hall
and Scott Styles will truly find out who's the best.

JD: Yeah, I think Scott Styles has as much a chance to win the main event as
the Sacred Enemies shot at beating Titan, Max, and Zombie.

Jasmine: I dunno, the Sacred Enemies just might prove to be that damn good.

NK: Oh god don't make me laugh, we're talkin about Titan, Max, and Zombie
here on the same team! WHOA!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!

Jasmine: WHAT A MOVE!!!

JD: MY GOD!!!

(Jude Outlaw with a small package out of nowhere 1...........kickout!!!)

Jasmine: OHHH so close!!!

(Carter gets up and is met by more punches by Outlaw, he attempts to kick
Carter but Carter grabs his foot out of mid air.. INSIGURI BY OUTLAW!!!
Outlaw is going to the top, he holds on until Carter gets up, FLYING CROSS
BODYBLOCK!!!! CARTER DUCKS AND OUTLAW TAKES OUT THE REFEREE!!!)

JD: Oh god the ref is out.

(Serenity gets up on the apron Deke Carter grabs Outlaw by the arms as
Serenity gets in the ring. She takes off her shoe and BLASTS Jude Outlaw with
it!!!!)

JD: SERENITY JUST BLASTED JUDE OUTLAW IN THE HEAD WIITH THE SPIKE OF HER
SHOE!!! OUTLAW IS BUSTED OPEN EVEN WORSE!!!!

NK: DEKE CARTER GETS OUTLAW IN THE TORTURE RACK POSITION!!! INVERTED DVD!!!!
THAT'S THE TWIZTED DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!! HE COVERS OUTLAW!

(The ref is slow to get up...... he finally makes it over and counts 1
.............................. 2
.........................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Jasmine: Deke Carter wins!!!!!!!!!!

('Pushing Me' by Slaves on Dope plays as 'Twizted' Deke Carter and Serenity
celebrate Deke's victory. Melissa enters the ring.)

'The Lovely and Talented' Melissa: Here is your winner, and number one
contender for the Television championship... TWIZTED DEKE
CARRRRRRRRRRTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

JD: What a match!

NK: And we haven't even SCRATCHED THE SURFACE HERE AT BLACKOUT!!! THE BEST IS
YET TO COME!!!!

Jasmine: I CAN'T WAIT!!!

***27 seconds of a nude blonde girl trying to open a bag of chips***


Special Attraction Match
'The Awesome One' Dwayne Hayden vs. Detective Nathan Lewis

JD - Okay time for another thrillfest match.

NK - You have to be kidding. This match is going to suck more than Bryan
Fury and Bloody Dawg 3000 combined. I mean, come on Detective Nate vs.
Dwayne Hayden?!

JD - True. They both suck.

Jasmine - Suck kee hee.

(Nick Kostos sighs.)

NK - I am associated with a bunch of morons.

('The Cop's Theme' plays as Detective Nate comes down to ring. No one cares.
Everyone is taking a bathroom break and/or getting a chilli dog. Detective
Nate strolls down the ramp and onto the ring where he is greeted with
silence.)

Melissa - Ladies and gentlemen, from Albany, New York. Weighing in at 26l
lbs....HE IS...DETECTIVE NATE!!!

NK - This is going to be the gayest thing since Backstreet Boys came out
with the new album.

Jasmine - I like Backstreet.

NK - You would, slut.

('Clubbed on Death' plays and Dwayne Hayden comes out to little to no
reaction. He tries to gain cheap heat but the audience could careless. He
enters the ring.)

Melissa - Ladies and gentlemen...the master of the Awesomersault...'THE
AWESOME ONE'...DWWWWWWAAAAAAYNE HAYDEN!!!!

JD - I hope this match doesn't last long.

NK - As do I. As do I.

JD - Match starts with a collar and elbow tie up. Nate pushes Hayden into
the corner. Running elbow smash into Hayden. Hayden is dazed, as he wobbles
out of the corner and into the cente of the ring. Nate into the ropes. A
clothesline and Hayden goes down. Nate goes down to the mat and applies a
sleeper hold.

NK - A wrestling move in IWO Black?! That is unheard of!

JD - Hayden is nearly unconsious.

(The crowd chants...BORING!!! BORING!!!)

JD - The crowd is loving this match!

NK - You need to get your hearing checked, Jason.

JD - Hayden recovers from the sleeping, as he slowly makes it back to his
feet. He sends Nate into the ropes and nails a drop kick. Wow. So exciting.

NK - Now you have the spirit.

JD - Hayden goes for the quick pin...

1!!!

2!!!

3!!!

NO!!!

NK - Almost! But who cares!

JD - Hayden again...

1!!!

2!!!

NO!!!

NK - That was dumb of him.

JD - Nate is back up and sends Hayden to the outside.

NK- WAIT?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! SOMEONE IS COMING DOWN THE RING!!!

JD - IT'S BRANSON KING!!!

NK - Who?

JD - BRANSON KING HAS ESCAPED FROM JAIL!!!

NK - I AM SUPPOSE TO BE VERY EXCITED NOW!!! WOOOOOOWIE!!!! YEAH!!!

(A police officer grabs Jasmine's headset.)

JD - Who the hell are you?

Officer Dick Satchel - I am Officer Dick Satchel. I am police officer. I am
here to clear Branson King of all his charges.

(Dick Satchel disappears.)

JD - ...

NK - ...

Jasmine - Butt. Kee hee.

JD - Back in the ring...BRANSON KING HAS A GUN!

NK - WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Branson King enters the ring and shoots Detective Nate.)

JD - WHAT THE HELL?! BRANSON KING HAS KILLED NATE!!!

NK - WHO CARES?!

JD - Good point.

(Nate is dead and Hayden goes for the cover...)

1!!!

2!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JD - HAYDEN JUST PINNED A DEAD BODY! HE IS SO TOUGH!

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - The winner... VIA DEATH... DWAYNE
HAYDEN!!!

NK - I feel stupider now.

JD - As do I.

***17 seconds of a black haired lady trying on a lace teddy***

JD - Well, the ring has become a crime scene. Detective Nate was just shot and killed by Branson King. But, apparently, King will not be arrested, because it was in self defense.

NK - Self defense? I don't think that's right. I didn't see Nate do anything to King to make him want to shoot him!!!

Jasmine - I hate bloody messes like this.

JD - Well, there's no telling how many more we will see here tonight.

(The cameras cut to the back. We see President John in his 'room'. His new intern, formerely known as Molly, Monica is feeding him grapes.)

President John - You know, all of this stress. I just can't take it Monica.

(John pulls out a cigar.)

President John - Want one?

Monica - *giggles*

President John - You know... I can't start smoking. I can't even use this to shove into your vagina. I mean, I'm just under so much stress. What do you think I need to get rid of this stress baby?

Monica - Sex?

President John - No.. No.. We just fucked before the show began. I mean, you are hot, nice blonde hair, willing to do whatever I want. But sex just isn't the answer right now. What I need... I need... I need...

Monica - Yes?

President John - A friend... I need someone who isn't around me just for my money and my power and my looks and my greatness.

Monica - Who would that be?

(A knock is heard on the door.)

President John - Come in...

(The KKK, Krissi, Kati, and Kelli come into the room.)

President John - Hey girls, what do you want?

Kati - We want IWO contracts again!!!

President John - You know, I don't see any place to put you on the roster. I mean, I don't think anyone needs managers. We don't have a women's division.

Kelli - But that's why we are here!!! An IWO Black Women's Division... The IWOXL, Xtreme Ladies!!!

President John - You know... This could get rid of my stress!!! Hot women rolling around in various gimmick matches such as pudding matches and jello matches. YES!!! YES!!! That's what I'll do!!!

Monica - I thought you didn't want sex.

President John - This isn't sex. This is watching hot girls, half nude, wrestling!!! I AM A GENIUS!!!

Monica - Silly John.

***20 seconds of vegetable fun.***

BackLot Brawl
Bryan Fury vs. Aaron Awesome

Jason Donovan: This next match up is going to be a wild one. Its the Black
Lot Brawl match.

Nick Kostos: These two men are going to be fighting for pride not titles
here tonight but I have a feeling that this match could steal the show. Not
only that but we are going to find out which one of these men has a bright
future and which one is going to have to work a lot harder.

Jasmine: I just want to see some blood!

JD: Well, you do have a point I don't think we are going to see too many
technical wrestling moves in this match up.

Jasmine: Good.

JD: This hasn't been the best of times for Fury as he was put in jail for
domestic violence but he was bailed out by his lawyer and we are hoping he
made it here. Well, actually at the back lot.

NK: We have a camera there lets go there now.

(A picture comes up on the IWO Tron and Awesome is standing there with a
baseball bat in his hand.)

JD: Well, Awesome is here but I don't think Fury has arrived yet.

Jasmine: I want to see blood and if Fury doesn't make it then no blood.

NK: Wait a second what is going on here?

(The picture cuts to the Back lot where the match is going to take place.
You see a referee, Awesome, and all sorts of weapons...)

JD: Look there is Fury!

Jasmine: Yes, we are going to get to see someone get hurt.

JD: That is just sick.

NK: Fury looks to have brought some weapons with him. He has a whole
dumpster with him. There are weapons all in that dumpster.

JD: Awesome only has the baseball bat while Fury just grabbed a 2X4 rapped
in barb-wire plus it has some nails sticking out of it.

NK: Look at the way they are looking at each other both men respect each
other very much and I'm sure both men know that they are about to go through
hell.

Jasmine: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

JD: Both men swing there weapons at the same time. Did you hear that crack?
Awesome's bad is cracked.

NK: This doesn't look to be a good start for Awesome as he has no weapon in
his hand and Fury has that upgraded 2X4.

JD: Awesome is backing up but he just back up as far as he could because he
ran into that wall. Fury has a smile on his face as he draws back the as you
called it an upgraded 2X4...but that is a mistake he took just too long and
Awesome kicked him right in the balls.

Jasmine: Ouch! That looked very painful and this is just the start of the
match up.

NK: Awesome is punching Fury in the back of the head. Those blows are fully
force folks and closed fisted this isn't an ordinary match anything goes and
the referee is just there to count 1 2 3.

JD: Very well said.

Jasmine: Look at Awesome's fist they look to have blood on them from those
punches.

JD: Look at Fury's face...Awesome picks up Fury now and he rams his head
into the wall. Awesome now has Fury by the hair and where is he taking him
now?

NK: It looks like Awesome is taking Fury to the back of that truck. Both
men are now in the bed of that truck. It looks like Awesome is going for a
piledriver in the bed of that truck. If he nails this it could be the end of
Fury's career or hell even his life!

Jasmine: Don't Awesome! I normally like violence but this is taking it to
far. He has a FAMILY...I think.

JD: You know it serious when Jasmine is even scared. He has Fury up...well
no he doesn't Fury blocked it. Awesome tries to get him up again but no.
Fury stands up and back goes Awesome ALL THE WAY TO THE CONCRETE! DID YOU
SEE THAT?

Jasmine: Calm down.

NK: HOLY SHIT! Awesome's back has to be in a lot of pain right now. That
almost killed him. Fury is just looking down at him in amazement I think.

JD: Fury is on the ground with Awesome he is going for the pin.....
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THR.........NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Awesome kicked out at about 2 and a half. I
thought for sure this match was going to be over.

Jasmine: I can't believe you actually thought this match was going to be
over that fast.

JD: Did you not see that fall Awesome just took?

Jasmine: Awesome has more in him than that.

NK: You two shut up and call this match. Fury is back on his feet and he
picks up Awesome and MY GOD! HE JUST TOSSED HIM THROUGH THE SIDE WINDSHIELD
OF THAT TRUCK!!!

JD: I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! Half of Awesome's body is hanging
in the truck and the other half is outside the truck.

Jasmine: We are going to get to see some blood now. :-)

JD: Your sick. Anyway back to the match...Fury just opened up the truck
door and Awesome is now on the ground. He is moving very little hell I don't
see how he is moving that much.

NK: Awesome is not as out as you think he is fighting his way back to his
feet and he just kicked Fury in the gut. A double ax handle over the back
and Fury is on his knees.

JD: How is he doing this? Look at his face all the blood! What the hell is
he doing now? No! No! NO! Don't do it...Awesome just slammed that truck
door into Fury's head.

Jasmine: HOLY SHIT! Fury has to be dead that could have killed him.

JD: Awesome is going for the pin and think he may have this match in the
bag...
ONE......
TWO...Thats it is over.....
THRE........NOOOOOOO Fury kicked out at the last possible second. I thought
for sure it was over.

NK: How did he kick out of that...Awesome looks like shit and so does Fury.
Both men are bleeding. I don't see how either man can walk after what they
have been through so far but they are. Awesome has Fury by the hair and he
is taking him over to that dumpster that Fury brought with him.

Jasmine: Yes! We are going to get to see some more gore and blood. There
is no telling what kind of weapons are in that dumpster.

JD: Awesome just tossed Fury head first into the side of that dumpster and
Fury goes down as the dumpster roles to the side of that building there.
Awesome is looking for some kind of weapon now from inside that dumpster.

NK: Awesome pulls out a whip....What is he going to do with that?

Jasmine: Whip it with him of course.

NK: I know that but that doesn't hurt you for a long period of time it just
stings for a bit.

Jasmine: Would you want to be whipped like that?

NK: ....

Jasmine: I didn't think so.

JD: That has to hurt Awesome is whipping Fury and Fury is trying to get away
but can you blame him?

Jasmine: If that was me no but he is an IWO superstar why the hell is he
running from a whip?

NK: MORON! You just said would you want to get whipped to me.

Jasmine: True but your not an IWO Black superstar....Plus you have no guts
so I can see why you would run.

JD: Lets get back to the match guys. Awesome is continuing to whip Fury but
Fury is doing a good job of getting away...Where is he going now? It looks
like this match is leaving the Black lot.

Jasmine: That is stupid this is a Black lot brawl not a go into the building
besides the back lot.

NK: He is trying to get away from being whipped....Fury is now heading up
some stairs.

Jasmine: If he wants to get away from it then he would charge Awesome but I
guess his brains are too scrambled for him to think of that.

JD: Finally the whipping has taking down Fury. But that doesn't mean the
whipping has stopped as Awesome is continuing to whip Fury. But what is Fury
doing he is getting something out of his wrestling pants....He just threw it
in Awesome's eyes and Awesome can't see.

NK: They are up about 2 flights of stairs now and Fury just tossed Awesome
down both flights of stairs.

JD: Both men are at the bottom step and Fury is going for the pin...
ONE....
TWO......NOOOOOOO Awesome KICKED OUT AFTER TWO! Fury picks up Awesome and he
is going for a suplex but NOOOOOO Awesome reverses into a small package....
ONE.....
TWO.....
THRE..........NOOOOOO....Fury kicks out.

Jasmine: That one caught Fury by surprise...What great action we have here
tonight. Both men are bleeding badly on the face and Fury's back is torn to
shreds from that whip.

NK: Fury is dragging Awesome back up the stairs...He is putting a few
punches here and there. He just tossed Awesome into the wall. They are on
the second floor it looks to be and I think Fury is going through a door that
says roof.

JD: Both men are on that roof of that building trading punches back and
forth. There is a right from Fury and there is a right from Awesome...What a
great match this has turned out to be. Awesome kicks Fury in the
gut...OHHHHH Hangman DDT and down goes Fury...Awesome is going for the
pin.....
ONE.......
TWO.......
THR............FURY KICKS OUT! How did he do that?

Jasmine: I'm impressed...A hangman DDT and he kicks out...most men are lucky
to ever wrestle after a hangman DDT but this guy kicks out and well he may
not have much more left but still.

NK: Awesome just picked up Fury and they are making there way over to the
edge of the building...Now this could get dangerous real fast...They are two
stories up and one of these men happened to fall it wouldn't be good.

JD: I agree totally...lets hope they come down the easy way. Fury still has
some fight in him as he is getting a few rights and lefts in but I don't know
how much they have behind them.

Jasmine: Woohoo were going to get to see someone fall.

NK: Your sick!

JD: You two shut up and pay attention to the match. Awesome charges
Fury.....HOLY MOTHER! THAT'S IT AWESOME'S HAS TO BE DEAD! DID YOU SEE
THAT? AWESOME CHARGED FURY WHO DUCKED AND FLIPPED AWESOME OVER AND AWESOME
WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN AND HE LANDED IN THAT DUMPSTER!

NK: This is serious please PLEASE...GET SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION OUT HERE FOR
AWESOME.

Jasmine: Look at Fury...he has a smile on his face.

NK: What is Fury doing...he seems to be getting something out of his
wrestling pants.

Jasmine: It looks to be a remote of some kind.

JD: Yes, it is a remote but what does it do.

NK: Well, it has one red button on it so it can't do much.

JD: I don't have a good feeling about this...

BOOM!

NK: OHHHHHH MYYYYY FUCKING GOD! AWESOME IS DEAD! HE CAN'T BE ALIVE AFTER
THAT. MEDICAL PEOPLE YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT COMING OUT HERE BECAUSE AWESOME IS
DONE...AND I MEAN DONE FOR GOOD!

Jasmine: Well, it looks like the medical people will be scraping up Awesome
instead of just helping his broken bones heal.

JD: THERE HAD TO HAVE BEEN EXPLOSIVES IN THAT DUMPSTER AND THAT BUTTON FURY
PUSHED SET THE EXPLOSIVES OFF. THAT WAS A HUGE EXPLOSION TOO.

NK: What is Fury doing?

JD: It looks like he is coming down but back through the building...Lets
take a look at this again folks...lets start with the huge fall then the
explosion.

Replay
Fury is shown standing by the edge of the building and Awesome charges at
him. Fury ducks and Awesome gets back body dropped two stories down into the
dumpster....The scene then goes to Fury who has a huge smile on his face and
the remote in his hand. He presses the button and an explosion happens
inside the dumpster.
End Replay

JD: That is just amazing well not really considering how badly Awesome must
be hurt but you know what I mean.

NK: This is a first for me in the wrestling business.

Jasmine: Here comes Fury out from the building.

JD: Fury is walking over to the dumpster and he just kicked it over against
the wall. Fury is climbing the side of the dumpster and he looks down in
it...Look at the look on his face as he looks at Awesome.

NK: The referee is inside the dumpster attending to Awesome. So there are
three men in that blown up dumpster.

JD: Fury is standing up in the dumpster and he puts his foot on top of
Awesome for the easy pin.....
ONE.......
TWO.......
THREEEE.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LORD!!! HOW DID AWESOME KICK OUT OF
THAT? WE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

NK: I'm shocked...I truly am. I thought Awesome was at least knocked out
least but when Fury set off the explosion I thought Awesome was dead but he
kicked out.

Jasmine: The referee is even shocked...But the person that is most shocked
of all is Bryan Fury.

JD: Fury just picked up Awesome and he tosses him to the outside of the
dumpster.

NK: Awesome looks to be done...I don't know how much longer he will be able
to hand in here.

JD: What is Fury doing? He is trying to finish Awesome off...FURY BOMB FURY
BOMB!!! Fury is going for the pin...
ONE.......
TWO........
THREEEEE..........YESSSSSSSS Fury did it! He beat Awesome after and awesome
match up. This one will be remember for a long time to come.

NK: You got that right.

Jasmine: I thought we were going to be here all night waiting on this match
to finish.

JD: Lets get some medical attention out there for Fury and Awesome.

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: The winner of this match
BRRRRRYYYYYAAAAANNNNNNNN FFFFFFFFUUUUURRRRYYYYYYY!!!!

NK: This win however will help Fury move up in the rankings. I'm sure John will give him something good in the near future.

Jasmine: Yeah, hopefully he will.

(All of a sudden a FedEx truck drives up. A man gets out with a pink piece of paper in his hand. He looks down at the fallen Aaron Awesome. He looks around, he pulls out a pen AND FORGES AARON AWESOME'S NAME!!! MY GOD!!! HE FORGED HIS NAME!!! He drops the piece of paper on Aaron Awesome. The camera zooms in... The paper reads.... 'Dear Mr. Aaron Awesome, we regret to inform you that... YOU'RE ASS IS FIRED!!!')

***32.4 seconds of nude women and whip creme***

House of Pain Match
Xavier Hall vs. Scott Styles

[The camera zooms in to the ring, which is being
deconstructed and turned into the correct format for
the next match. The wrestling ropes are being unhooked
from the ring posts, and barbed wire is being
installed in it's place. Coupled with that is the
construction of a 15 foot steel cage around the ring.
The camera pans around to the crowd, who are watching
in awe as the crew finishes up the touches on the
ring. The camera pans to the announcing crew now,
Jason Donovan, Jasmine, and Nick Kostos.]

Jason Donovan: Ladies and gentlemen, IWO fans, we are
standing here witnessing the creation of one of the
most brutal matches in the history of the IWO. Behind
me, the ring ropes are being taken off. In their
place? Skin ripping, bone curdling, spine tingling
barbed wire. Also being constructed is the fifteen
foot steel cage, which will be surrounding the entire
ring during the match up. But that will not be the
final touch, my friends. The final touch will be the
cage fired up with watts upon watts of electricity.

Jasmine: Jason, I can honestly say that these people
here at IWO are finally off their fucking rockers. I
mean, barbed wire for ropes? An electrified ring? What
the hell are they trying to prove? This is insane.

Nick Kostos: I personally like it. I'm not so much
into the hardcore atmosphere, but I'm ready to see
these guys completely rip into each other.

Jasmine: Only a guy would say something as stupid as
that, Kostos.

Nick Kostos: C'mon babe, you're just as much a guy as
the rest of us.

Jasmine: Don't call me babe.

Jason Donovan: Well, this match will especially be
important, because it is Xavier Hall's chance to
finish off Scott Style's and retain the IWO Black
World title.

Jasmine: This is definitely a crucial match. If Hall
can survive this match, he won't have to endure a
third, and can walk out of here without any major
injuries. Although I'm willing to beat both of these
guys are going to have a permanent limp by the time
this match is over.

Nick Kostos: I wouldn't doubt that. Actually, I'll
take you on that bet. With barbed wire and
electricity, how couldn't these two guys get hurt?
Besides, I think they hate each other so much, they'll
make one hell of a scene in there.

Jasmine: For once, I think we finally agree. Hell, I'm
afraid that these guys will hate each other so much,
we might not be able to even see the third match, if
it even comes to that.

Jason Donovan: Let's discuss the first match a bit,
shall we? The first match ended in Xavier Hall's
victory, after the Extreme Legends, Mike Extreme and
Tom Lexian, turned on Scott Styles.

Jasmine: What a screwjob! I couldn't believe those
Extreme Legends could turn on Styles, who's trying to
win this title. Now, if Styles had been beaten fairly,
I might have a different outlook on the outcome, but
this is purely pathetic. Hall has lost a lot of
respect in my eyes.

Nick Kostos: Pipe down, Jasmine. What happened was
just plain ol' good planning. Hell, Styles obviously
wasn't man enough to keep a great tag team like the
Extreme Legends under their wing. It's Style's loss.

Jason Donovan: Well, that raises the question of
whether or not the Extreme Legends will be coming out
during this match as well. I mean, I see it as
inevitable.

Jasmine: Well, it would be the smart thing to do. They
might as well come out and finish the job they
started, no matter how much head Hall is giving them.

Nick Kostos: Jesus Christ, Jasmine, act like a lady
for once, would you?

Jasmine: Awww, is poor little Nicky offended by my
big, bad words? Why don't you cry about it?

Nick Kostos: Screw you, Jasmine. Although I'm glad the
Legends dropped that loser, Styles, I'm actually
hoping that they don't come out here. I want to see
Hall beat Styles cleanly, which would show that he was
the true champion and that he didn't need their help
anyways.

Jasmine: Don't be a dim wit, Kostos. Styles is already
at a disadvantage because he has already been beaten
and his confidence has already been shaken.

Jason Donovan: I think we'll all agree that Styles is
definitely in a must win situation. And it couldn't
have come at a worst time, since this match might be
the most brutal either of these two individuals have
ever been involved in.

Jasmine: We're about to see what Scott Styles is made
of right here, that's for sure. I want to see if he
can rebound from that last loss, and pull out the
victory and force a third match.

Nick Kostos: That would definitely make it exciting
for all of the fans here, but I'm willing to bet that
the Extreme Legends and Xavier Hall will be too much
to overcome here. I think we're looking at Xavier Hall
retaining the title.

Jason Donovan: Well, enough talk. I think this match
is ready to begin, and I think it's time we started
this puppy up.

Jasmine: Let's hit it.
cnouncing the next match.

[The camera pans from the announcing table over to the
ringside area, where Melissa is announcing the match
from the safety of the ring.]

Melissa: [announcing] Ladies and gentlemen, the
following match is the second fall, in a best of three
falls match up series. The following match will be
extremely violent. As you can see, the ring ropes have
been replaced with barbed wire, and surrounding the
ring is a fifteen foot high steel cage. If Xavier Hall
is able to win this match, he will have retained the
IWO Black World title, and there will be no third
match.

Now please direction your attention to the cage, where
the final stipulation is about to be put into
effect.the cage will be electrified!

[The camera is now on the entire cage, which suddenly
sparks to life, sparking and flaming everywhere. The
crowd cheers in anticipation.]

Melissa: [announcing] Introducing first.the
challenger.Scott Styles!

[The camera pans to the backstage ramp, where Scott
Styles emerges. He's heavily bandaged from the
previous match up, and appears to be walking with a
limp. The fans are cheering him a bit now, after being
double crossed in the previous match. He makes his way
into the ring, slowly and carefully, appearing to be
looking in all directions.]

Jason Donovan: There is the challenger, already one
match down and in a must win situation.

Jasmine: You can say that again. You can thank the
Extreme Legends for that one.

Nick Kostos: Live and let live, Jasmine. Get over the
fact that Xavier Hall is the world champion, and he
will continue to be the world champion. Wooo!

Jasmine: Calm down, Nick. This isn't a strip bar.

Melissa: [announcing] Introducing next.he is the
current IWO Black World champion.he is Xavier Hall!

[The camera pans over to the backstage ramp, but no
one appears from it.]

Jason Donovan: Where's Xavier Hall?

Jasmine: Probably finishing up with the Extreme
Legends backstage. Smoochie, smoochie.

Jason Donovan: Cut it out, Jasmine.

Nick Kostos: [rubbing his hands together] Oh, this is
going to be great. You know when they don't show up at
the ramp, they're about to do something crazy!

[The camera pans into the audience, and suddenly we
see Xavier Hall rushing through the audience carrying
a shovel. The Xavier Hall fans are up in arms as they
cheer him on. Styles has now spotted Hall, and is
enticing him to come into the ring. Hall jumps over
the security barrier, and tosses the shovel in the air
as he jumps into the ring. Styles catches the shovel,
and slams it into Hall's head, just as the door slams
shut.]

Jason Donovan: What a shovel shot! That must have
busted Hall wide open!

Jasmine: Forget about it. His head is too hard to be
hurt by that. He's a tough guy.he can handle it.

Nick Kostos: Why the hell did he toss the shovel in
the air? He was just asking for it!

[Hall is trying to get back to his feet, but Styles is
unrelenting. He slams the shovel into the small of the
back of Hall once.twice.three times! Hall is grabbing
at his back as if it was on fire. Styles now draws the
handle of the shovel over Hall's throat, as if choking
him. Hall is gasping for air!]

Jason Donovan: Oh dear lord! His back could be broken!

Jasmine: I was pretty sure the shovel was going to
break into half with the force of those shots.

Nick Kostos: C'mon ref! Don't let him choke Hall out
like that! That's illegal!

very much in this much will be legal, Nicky. Get over
it!

Jason Donovan: I don't know. That hold could seriously
injure Hall.

[The ref is struggling to get Styles off of Hall. He
finally does, but not before Styles back hands the
ref, causing him to fall to the mat. Hall is able to
get to his feet, grabbing the shovel that Styles
dropped. He hits the end of it into Styles gut, and
then slams it on the back of his head. Styles is
shaking on the ground, grabbing his head. Hall drops
the shovel, picking up Styles and executing an
incredible Slapjack maneuver. He follows that up with
a fist drop to the back of Styles head. Styles is
rolling around the ground.]

Jason Donovan: Shift change to Hall now. Those were
some harsh shots from Hall.

Jasmine: A fist drop to the back of the head? You
don't see that very often.

Nick Kostos: I'm telling you.Hall is a world class
athlete. He can do anything!

Jason Donovan: Hall is now standing over Styles. He
places him into a half chicken wing, locking his legs
around Styles body!

Jasmine: This could be it right here! The ref is
asking him if Styles gives!

Nick Kostos: He's tapping out! He's tapping out!

Jason Donovan: No! The ref is signaling that his arms
are flailing, but he's screaming that he doesn't give!

Jasmine: That shoulder is going to pop right out of
it's socket! God, this is gruesome.

Nick Kostos: No! Styles is shifting over towards the
ropes.he's grabbing onto it! The ref is telling Hall
to stop the move.

Jason Donovan: Ah! Styles forgot that the ropes were
replaced with barbed wire! His hand has been
completely cut up.

[Styles is clutching his hand, which is bleeding
profusely now. Hall proceeds to lay in some insulting
kicks to the shoulder of Styles. He grabs him by the
hair, giving him several knee shots to the gut, and
finishing with a final knee to the face. Styles
appears dazed. He then whips Styles to the other side
of the ring, where he gets entangled into the barbed
wire ropes. The crowd screams in shock, as Styles
appears to be struggling out of it, bloody and
battered. Xavier watches on with a smile on his face.]

Jason Donovan: Unbelievable! Styles is completely cut
up and bloody.

Jasmine: He needs to stop struggling so much. It just
makes the cuts worse.

Nick Kostos: Poor kid! The ref is coming over to help
him out of it. Looks like he had mercy.

Jason Donovan: Hall is not letting up! Big elbow to
the chest of Styles as he was on the ground.

Jasmine: I wonder why he's not going for the pin.

Nick Kostos: Here he goes! He's going for the pin.No!
Thumb to the eye by Styles! What a cheater!

[Hall falls to the mat, grabbing his face. Styles is
wiping the cuts down with his hand, as his body is
covered in small cuts. He comes over to Hall,
executing a quick swinging neck breaker. Hall is on
their stomach. Styles applies an scissorlock to Hall's
arms, rolling in the same direction on Xavier's head,
forcing his head to be at an angle. Meanwhile, Styles
is trying to hyperextend the Xavier's elbow as well.
Xavier is screaming in pain, and the ref continues to
ask if he gives.]

Jason Donovan: Incredibly dangerous move! Reverse
crucifix submission move!

Jasmine: Look at that, Jason. He's wearing down the
neck and the arm at the same time.

Nick Kostos: For the love of god, Hall is going to
need a chiropractor after this!

[Styles releases the hold after a few seconds,
irritated that Hall had not given up. He lays in a few
kicks to him, then bringing him back to his feet. He
fires a few right hands to his face, leaving smudged
blood marks on Hall's face. He then grabs Hall's arms,
spinning over to his back and executing a standing
crucifix pinning combination. Hall is desperately
trying to escape as the ref makes the pinfall
count.[1].[2].Hall kicks out!]

Jason Donovan: Close call there by Hall! Near fall!

Jasmine: Styles had that! That should have been a
three count!

Nick Kostos: Stop showing off. That was a 2 count and
you know it.

Jason Donovan: Styles has once again gotten the
advantage. He has Hall in a front face lock.

Jasmine: Standing DDT! Awesome maneuver!

Nick Kostos: This isn't looking good for Hall at all.

[Styles is standing over hall, grabs his arm, and then
falls back on it. He does this three times, each time
Hall recoils in pain. Styles finally applies an arm
lock with his legs on the arm of Hall, in a near
submission encounter. Although Hall is in a lot of
pain, he reaches over, striking Styles with his free
left arm. Styles let's go of the hold, and rolls over
near the barbed wire ropes. Hall has gotten his
composure back, and grabs the shovel from earlier in
the match.]

Jason Donovan: What's he doing with that guys?

Jasmine: Well, he isn't checking it for molding,
Jason.

Nick Kostos: He wants to do one thing with that
shovel, and that's shove it straight up his ass!

Jasmine: [laughs] His own?

[Hall slams the shovel into the cranium of Styles as
he's on the ground, causing him to lay flat on the
mat. Hall is about to go for yet another strike, but
the ref grabs the shovel and stops him! Hall grabs
Styles and pulls him to his feet. He grabs the
midsection of Styles with one arm, and his leg with
another, and proceeds to throw him over his shoulder,
onto his back. The ref hurries to make the
count.[1].Styles kicks out!]

Jason Donovan: Elegant move there by Hall. A near
fall!

Jasmine: Since when is a one count, a near fall?

Nick Kostos: If I were Hall, I would have thrown him
into the electrified cage. Let's see some sparks fly!

Jason Donovan: Hall is now moving in with a figure
four leg lock.

Jasmine: A lot of submissions holds thus far in the
match. There might not be very much left of these guys
if there is a third match.

Nick Kostos: I want to see someone hit the cage!

Jason Donovan: Styles is grabbing at the knee of Hall,
trying to pound at it. He doesn't quite have the hold
cinched in.

Jasmine: It looks like Styles is trying to reverse.HE
DOES!

Nick Kostos: But Hall breaks the hold before he
entails too much harm. Great work!

[Styles gets back to his feet before Hall does, and is
able to execute a quick drop kick, which causes Hall
to collide with the barbed wire rope. He falls onto
it, writhing in pain. Styles sees this, and then
proceeds to execute a flying body splash on Hall.
Hall, however, moves, and Styles is suddenly impaled
onto the ropes. Hall replies with three quick leg
drops to Styles while he's on the ground. Styles looks
a bit dazed here. Hall picks him up once more, this
time grabbing his leg and his midsection. He picks up
Styles, and then suddenly drops his straight down,
executing a butt drop, causing Styles to land on his
tailbone.]

Jason Donovan: Vicious exchange right there from both
men!

Jasmine: For some reason, Styles is continuing to find
himself impaled on the barbed wire. This must not be
his lucky day.

Nick Kostos: I liked that butt drop right there.
Styles won't be sitting down anytime soon without
feeling that hold.

Jason Donovan: Hall follows up that move with a
standing drop kick to the sitting Styles! He's out
cold!

Jasmine: Here he goes for the pin fall.one.two.

Nick Kostos: No! Kick out by Styles! Stupid, stupid
Styles!

[Hall brings Styles to his feet once more, peltering
his midsection with kicks. Suddenly, Styles fights
back with a volley of rights and lefts to the
midsection. He then picks up Hall with a fireman's
carry, and drops him onto the barbed wire. Hall's head
comes perilously close to the cage, but he does not
touch it. As he falls off from the wire, Styles
follows up with a bulldog, knocking Hall back down to
the mat. The fans are cheering loudly!]

Jason Donovan: That fireman's carry nearly threw Hall
right into the cage!

Jasmine: He got lucky.that's all I can say. He got
lucky.

Nick Kostos: I wonder what Styles is going to do next.
He's losing a lot of blood.

[Styles grabs both of Hall's legs, spreading them
apart, and then slamming his foot into Hall's crotch.
Hall screams in agony. He then crouches near Hall,
placing him into a sitting sleeper hold. Hall's eyes
begin to roll into the back of his head as he tries to
get up, but Styles is forcing him into the sitting
position. Hall is not going out, however. He grabs the
head of Styles with his two free hands, and forces his
way up. He then executes a jaw breaker, causing Styles
to fall back into the barbed wire.]

Jason Donovan: Sleeper hold! Smart attempt, but Hall
isn't dazed enough yet.

Jasmine: That jaw breaker caused Styles to fall back
into the barbed wire again! God, he is so scrapped up.

Nick Kostos: Don't worry. I believe the local blood
banks are open.

Jason Donovan: Hall has Styles on his feet again. He's
delivering some vicious chops to Styles' chest.

Jasmine: Styles fires back with a rack to the eyes of
Hall.Hall stumbles backwards.

Nick Kostos: Styles sets Hall up for a Russian leg
sweep..he hits it! Hall is hurt!

[Xavier Hall lays on the ground, as Styles follows up
with a huge elbow drop. He then grabs the leg of Hall,
executing a spinning toe hold. Hall immediately grabs
his knee, screaming out in pain. Styles executes two
more spinning toe holds, and Hall is limping on the
ground. Styles picks him up to his feet, executing a
standing frankensteiner. He goes for the pin and the
ref counts.[1].[2].kick out by Hall!]

Jason Donovan: Fairly weak kick out there by Hall.that
knee must be rather sore.

Jasmine: I've said it before and I'll say it again.
That spinning toe hold is one of the most dangerous
holds in wrestling. He could have taken Hall's knee
out completely.

Nick Kostos: That move was made famous by guys like
Dory Funk Jr. and other legends.who is this Styles
character to steal it from him?

Jason Donovan: Look out! It's raining weapons! The
crowd is growing crazy!

Jasmine: These dead beat fans are throwing weapons
into the cage.this is going to get ugly.

Nick Kostos: Look out below! Hah! I love it!

[Different weapons are making it over the cage, while
others are striking the cage itself. Styles is
suddenly tossed a bat, while Hall picks up a pipe that
has fallen near him. Styles swings down the bat at
Hall, who is on the ground, defending with the pipe.
Styles strikes down three times, each time Hall is
able to defend successfully. Finally, Hall strikes
Styles in the knee with his pipe, causing Styles to
fall to the ground, clutching his knee. Hall is
limping, but is able to get to his feet, beating down
on the fallen Styles. The crowd is awing at the
intense violence. Hall then begins jabbing the pipe
into the ribs of Styles, who no longer is fighting
back.]

Jason Donovan: This is vicious! The ribs of Styles
must be shattered by now!

Jasmine: Styles is obviously fatigued, and he's losing
massive amounts of blood.

Nick Kostos: Keep the pressure on Hall! Keep the
pressure on!

[Hall drops the pipe, picking up Styles, and throwing
him into the corner. Hall rushes in for a clothesline,
but Styles is able to get both feet up, slamming them
into Hall's face. Hall falls backwards, and Styles
follows up with shoulder block. He is then tossed a
metal linked chain from the fans, and uses it to whip
Hall. The metal chain causes several lashes to appear
on Hall's back. Styles then ties the chain around the
neck of Hall, choking him, and then proceeds to drag
him all the way around the ring. Hall is struggling at
the chain, trying desperately to breathe.]

Jason Donovan: Hall is being choked out by a metal
chain! How is he going to escape?

Jasmine: He can't, that's the beauty of it. He's
getting his just desserts!

Nick Kostos: God, you're so damn cold hearted. The ref
has to stop this.he could kill Hall with that chain!

Jasmine: And your point is.?

[Styles stops dragging Hall around in the chain, now
stomping away at Hall's lifeless body. He then
proceeds to pick Hall up, slamming his knee into
Hall's face on the way up. He then picks up Hall in a
gorilla press slam, and leads him over to the side of
the ring. The crowd is cheering loudly, and suddenly
Styles throws Hall into the cage, suddenly sparking to
life. Hall's body begins to shake uncontrollably, as
his body falls back lifeless into the barbed wire
below. The fans are going crazy as Styles lifts his
arms in victory.]

Jason Donovan: Unfucking believable! Hall was just
thrown into the electrified steel cage!

Jasmine: Ding dong, the champion's dead! Ding dong,
the champion's dead!

Nick Kostos: Shut up, Jasmine. He isn't dead yet. Not
by a long shot.

Jasmine: Who could get up from that? No one can. No
one's that impervious.

Jason Donovan: This could be a huge turning point in
the match. A miracle will have to occur if Hall is
going to win this match.

[Suddenly, the crowd begins to cheer wildly as the
Extreme Legends run down the backstage ramp, making
their way to the ring. Tom Lexian is holding a bucket
of water as Mike Extreme is holding a sledge hammer.]

Jasmine: No! No! No! What are they doing here?!

Jason Donovan: The Extreme Legends are making their
way to the ring! And they're not coming empty handed!

Nick Kostos: Yes! I wonder what they have planned!

[Tom Lexian stops by the ring, which is still sparking
from it's encounter with Hall's body. Styles is now on
the top turnbuckle, enticing the Extreme Legends to
come into the ring. Lexian tells Extreme to back off,
and he then splashes the bucket of water onto the
cage, causing the ring to erupt into flames and
sparks. The water causes the ring to short circuit,
and suddenly, the electrical waves are no longer
coursing through the cage. It has been disabled.]

Jason Donovan: Unbelievable! Tom Lexian just disabled
the electrical cage! They can now come into the ring
as they please!

Jasmine: This is not supposed to happen! This is not
supposed to happen!

Nick Kostos: I told you those Extreme Legends were
geniuses, didn't I? Now they can help Hall win this
match!

Jasmine: I thought you said Hall didn't need help
winning the match?

Nick Kostos: Did I say that? I don't remember that.

[Tom Lexian begins to scale the cage, which is now
disabled. Mike Extreme is going to scale the cage as
well, but he turns back as the crowd begins to cheer.
The camera shows Ash Robinson running down the aisle
way with a steel chair in tow. Extreme pauses,
grabbing his sledge hammer, and preparing to meet Ash
Robinson. Extreme swings the hammer, but Robinson
ducks, bulldozing Extreme into the cage. He then knees
him in the gut, slamming the chair over the head of
Extreme. He looks up to try to stop Lexian, but he's
too far up the cage by now. Robinson is now kicking
away at Extreme, who is writhing around dazed on the
mat.]

Jason Donovan: Mike Extreme is down and out! Ash
Robinson is going to save Styles?! I don't believe
this!

Jasmine: The odds are almost even, at least.

Nick Kostos: Almost even? What the hell are you
talking about? They are even. Look at Hall.he's
unconscious for god's sake!

[Lexian is now trying to get over to the other side of
the cage, but Styles has also been climbing the cage
as well. He meets Lexian at the top of the cage, and
they are both exchanging blows. Lexian has gotten the
advantage, striking Styles' bloody face with three
rights, but Styles head butts Lexian, whose nose
begins to bleed from the blow. Styles then reaches
over, just throwing Lexian from the cage into the
ring. He bounces off the ring, like a rag doll, and is
not moving. Xavier Hall, by this time, is also getting
to his feet, and is unaware of Styles' precense on the
top of the cage. Styles suddenly leaps off, catching
Hall in a cross body block.]

Jason Donovan: Cross body block by Styles! Here comes
the pin count!

Jasmine: One.two.

Nick Kostos: No! The momentum was too much, and Xavier
Hall has reversed the pin over to his side.

Jason Donovan: Here comes the pin attempt from
Hall.one.two.

Jasmine: No! Reversal by Styles.he's hooked the leg
and has a leg sweep as well.

Nick Kostos: One.two.NO! Hall kicks out! He kicked
out!

[Styles and Hall are now on equal footing, with Hall
peltering Styles with a series of right hands. Styles
chops back twice, and is able to whip Hall into the
cage. Hall's head bounces off of the cage, and he
reels back, suddenly caught into a spine buster by
Styles. Styles flips Hall over to his stomach,
applying an ankle lock submission hold. Hall grabs at
his head, trying not to tap out, but the pain is too
great. Styles is screaming for Hall to give in, but he
will not. The ref is right there to signal if and when
Hall surrenders.]

Jason Donovan: Ankle lock! Hall is in trouble again!

Jasmine: This is great how Styles has still been able
to overcome all these adversities, and still has a
chance to win this match!

Nick Kostos: Look out.Lexian's back on his feet.

Jason Donovan: Oh my god! Lexian just drove that
shovel into the side of the head of Styles! Styles is
out!

Jasmine: Ref! Get him out of there! A cage match is
supposed to keep interference out of the ring!

Nick Kostos: So was that electricity.look what
happened to that.

[Back on the outside of the ring, Robinson has Extreme
back on his two feet. He attempts to set Mike up for a
powerbomb, but Mike reverses, executing a back body
drop. He grabs the chair that Robinson had dropped
earlier, waiting for Robinson to get back to his feet.
When he does, he slams the chair into the head of
Robinson.once.twice.three times! Robinson falls to the
ground unconscious. Mike drops the chair on the
ground, grabbing his sledge hammer, and destroying the
lock at the cage door.]

Jason Donovan: Mike Extreme just broke the lock to the
cage door! Now anyone can come in or out of the ring!

Jasmine: God, this just keeps getting worse and worse.
Not to mention the fact that Lexian and Hall are in
there beating the living hell out of Styles.

Nick Kostos: Now whose fault is that?

Jasmine: Not Style's fault, that's for damn sure.

[Mike Extreme is now setting up a table on the
outside, setting Robinson on top of it. He then climbs
to near the top of the cage, and suddenly leaps off,
going for a flying leg drop. Robinson, however, is
able to escape, getting out of the way, leaving Mike
to crash through the table. The crowd is going crazy,
and Robinson follows that up with a choke hold on
Extreme.]

Jason Donovan: Mike Extreme missed with a huge high
risk move! It looked like he was going to make Ash pay
for his interference.

Jasmine: That's what he gets for trying to fly.300 lbs
can't fly very easily obviously.

Nick Kostos: [snicking] You would know Jasmine.

Jasmine: Shut up, Nick.

[Back in the ring, Styles is being whipped into the
ropes by Lexian. Lexian catches him into a back body
drop, and that leads to a powerbomb by Hall. The pin
comes quickly.[1].[2].kick out by Styles. Lexian and
Hall are now both stomping away at Styles, who has
nowhere to go. Suddenly, the ref pushes Lexian away,
telling him to leave the ring. Lexian just laughs,
striking the ref with a right cross, knocking him to
the floor. Meanwhile, Styles grabbed a hold of a pipe,
and struck Hall in the throat with it. Hall falls back
onto the barbed wire rope, struggling to breathe.
Styles is now beating him over the head with the pipe,
as Hall falls to the mat, coughing up blood and being
impaled onto the barbed wire. Lexian is now coming
over, grabbing Styles with a bear hug. They struggle
for a moment, but Lexian is suddenly hit with a back
leg low blow from Styles. He follows that up with a
shot from the pipe and a super kick. Lexian is on the
mat, eyes closed, and unmoving.]

Jasmine: Yes! Styles just beat down two men!

Nick Kostos: What a lucky ass move.

Jason Donovan: The ref is down, Lexian is down, and
Hall is down. Styles is the only man standing in the
middle of the ring!

Jasmine: Watch out! Hall is back on his feet somehow.

Nick Kostos: He's got something in his tights.he's
pulling out some kind of power.

Jason Donovan: Oh god! He's just thrown some type of
white powder into the eyes of Styles. Styles has been
blinded!

Nick Kostos: What a great move! Except, Hall is so
hurt, he can't follow up the move properly! His throat
is still injured.

Jasmine: Lexian is now back on his feet as well.this
can't be good for Styles.

Jason Donovan: Lexian has clipped Styles right in the
knee. Styles fell to his knees like a sack of
potatoes.

[Back on the outside of the ring, Robinson has Mike
Extreme in a chokeslam position. A table is setup
alongside the ringside, and Extreme is soon choke
slammed through it. One of the fans suddenly throws a
bottle of mustard at Robinson, but he catches it in
one hand. He opens the mouth of Mike, pouring mustard
directly into it. Extreme begins to choke on it,
spitting out the mustard as fast as it was poured in.
Robinson throws the bottle at Mike's head, following
it up with an elbow drop to Mike's neck. Robinson is
bringing Mike back up to his feet, but Mike falls to
his knees, delivering a vicious low blow to Robinson.]

Jason Donovan: Mustard?! Mustard?!

Jasmine: I guess it's not only good on hot dogs, but
on Mike Extreme's as well. I loved that choke slam.it
was bad ass.

Nick Kostos: Too bad it didn't work. Mike was too
tough. He fought out of it.

Jason Donovan: That low blow from Mike might have
saved him from another power hold from Robinson.

Nick Kostos: That's called ring awareness, Jason. Only
a veteran could pull that off.

Jasmine: Give me a break, Nick. All he did was slam
his fist into Robinson's balls..

[The crowd suddenly begins to cheer, and another
figure is running down the ring aisle way. It is
Canada's Hero, and he's holding a Jack in the Box. He
runs right past Mike Extreme and Ash Robinson,
throwing the door open, and heading into the ring.
Lexian is the first one to spot him, and he
immediately turns to engage him. Hero slams the Jack
in the Box into the head of Lexian, who is momentarily
dazed. Out of the Jack in the Box remains is a pair of
brass knuckles, which Hero quickly claims and places
on his hand. He slams it into Lexian's head, busting
open a cut on the side of his head. He turns and then
slams the knuckles right into Hall's stomach, who
doubles over in pain. Hero quickly lays a few kicks to
the head of Hall, and slams the knuckles into his
face, which is still bloody and drying a bit. The
fresh cuts appear to be bleeding even more now,
though, and Hero is having no mercy. He begins to dig
his boot into the cuts, causing them to reopen and
bleed even more. Hall's eyes are closed, and he's only
struggling out of reaction.]

Jason Donovan: Canada's Hero! Canada's Hero! He's
here, and he's beating the hell out of Lexian and
Hall!

Jasmine: Finally! Someone is here to stick up for
Style's, who is going to even up the odds in this damn
match.

Nick Kostos: Why the hell does Hero have to stick his
nose into this match for? He has no business being
here!

Jasmine: What's wrong Nick? You don't think your boys
can handle the new heat?

Nick Kostos: I'm sure they'll be able to handle it
just fine. But Hero still shouldn't be here.

Jason Donovan: Whatever is the case, we've got a
serious beat down occurring in the ring right now.

[Tom Lexian is struggling back to his feet, but Styles
catches him in the back of the head with a drop kick.
Lexian falls head first onto the barbed wire rope,
causing severe cuts on his forehead. He immediately
jumps into the air, clutching his bleeding face.
Styles sets Lexian up for a suplex, dropping him on
his back a moment later. He's now pounding away at
Lexian's face with repeated blows, not letting up.
Meanwhile, Hall is trapped in the Canadian Punishment
ankle lock, screaming in pain. He's trying to head
towards the ropes, but he's just remembered that they
are barbed wire ropes. The ref is suddenly getting
back to his feet, and sees all of the carnage
occurring in the ring.]

Jason Donovan: Looks like the ref is back on his feet.
Hopefully he'll be able to take control of this match
again.

Jasmine: Get control of the match? When did he have
control of the match to begin with?

Nick Kostos: No, I'm afraid Jasmine is correct. This
match has been going on forever, and the wrestlers
have been dictating the outcome the entire match.

Jasmine: So you know what I'm wondering? When is the
ring going to be electrified again? That'll keep all
of these people out of the ring.

Jason Donovan: That's a good question. I'm getting
word that the short circuit is being repaired as we
speak, and that the ring will be electrified once
more! The ref, however, has the unwanted job of
clearing the ring.

Jasmine: Good luck. I doubt you'll get any of those
guys out of here anytime soon.

Nick Kostos: Damn right. Lexian can't leave as long as
Hero is still there. It would be unfair!

[Back in the outside of the ring, Extreme and Robinson
are once again exchanging blows. Extreme winds up,
going for a huge right hand, but Robinson ducks,
delivering a vicious spin wheel kick. Extreme falls
back onto the broken shards of the table, but as he
goes down, he grabs a metal piece of the table which
had broken off. Robinson grabs at Extreme's hair,
trying to bring him back up, but Extreme jabs the
metal bar at Robinson's throat. Robinson was able to
avoid the shot, however, and was only struck in the
shoulder. He fired back with several vicious kicks to
the stomach, which Extreme replied by rolling up in a
ball, defending himself. Robinson then heads over to
the crowd, grabbing a steel chair, and coming back
over to Extreme with it. Mike has gotten back to his
feet as well, and suddenly strikes Robinson in the
face with a super kick. ]

Jason Donovan: The war between Robinson and Extreme
continues on viciously!

Jasmine: You would think these guys would be tired
from wrestling their own matches.

Nick Kostos: Well, as long as they're on the outside
of the cage, I'm sure you're content, Jasmine.

Jasmine: That I am, but I'm almost certain that if
either one of these guys get into the ring, they'll
try to sway the outcome of the match.

Nick Kostos: This is bad Jasmine. We're agreeing way
too much during this match.

Jasmine: I'll have to agree with that.

Nick Kostos: Dammit! We're agreeing again! This just
isn't right.

[The ref is trying to clear the ring now, and he has
Hall and Lexian on one side of the ring and has
Canada's Hero and Styles on the other side. Both sides
are trying to attack one another, but the ref is
keeping them separated. He is now ordering Hero and
Lexian to both leave the ring, and then he will lock
the cage once more. There is a bit of arguing, but
they both finally agree to leave. Lexian heads out
first, with Hero right behind him. As Lexian heads out
of the door, Hero grabs the cage door, and slams it
into Lexian's head. Lexian falls out of the ring now,
and Hero runs back and grabs the lock out of the ref's
hand. He then closes the cage door and locks it. Back
in the ring, Styles has been blind sighted by Hall,
who clipped Styles in the knee from behind. Hall now
has a bat to Styles throat, attempting to choke him
out.]

Jason Donovan: Oh my god! Lexian and Hero were ordered
out, but Hero pulled a swerve on Lexian! Now Lexian is
on the outside of the ring, and Hero is on the inside,
with the cage now locked!

Jasmine: How does it feel getting swerved now, Extreme
Legends! Hah!

Nick Kostos: This is so unfair! Who has a key to the
lock? Get Hero out of there!

Jasmine: Oh no you don't! Hall is getting what he
deserves!

Nick Kostos: Well, he doesn't look that badly beat up.
Actually, he's taking it to Styles right now!

Jasmine: Bah! The second Hero turns around, he'll turn
the tide on that.

Jason Donovan: Guys, stop arguing for a second. I'm
just getting word that they are getting ready to fire
up the cage again. The cage is about to
re-electrified, as it was supposed to be.

[Suddenly, the cage sparks back up to life. Flames and
sparks light up the entire cage, and the crowd awes in
amazement.]

Jason Donovan: Ladies and gentlemen, we are back in
business!

Jasmine: Let's see those Extreme Dorkheads get back
into the ring now! Hah!

Nick Kostos: God, this doesn't look good for Hall.not
good at all.

[Hall, who is choking out Styles with a bat, is being
held back by the ref. He is pulled off Styles, and
pushes the ref to the ground. As he does, however,
Canada's Hero strikes again, unleashing a bulldog on
Xavier Hall. Hall's head bounces off of the mat,
causing him to struggle with his cuts again. Hero
kicks away at Hall's head, grabbing a pipe nearby and
pulls back to strike Hall with it. However, the ref
grabs at the pipe from behind, pulling it away from
him. Hero shouts at the ref to stay away from him, but
as he does, Hall is able to get back to his feet, and
has Hero in a full nelson position. He then hoists
Hero in the air and slams Hero into the mat.]

Jason Donovan: Hall is somehow defending him against
both men! Hero is looking a lot like the heel that the
Extreme Legends are supposed to be right now.

Jasmine: Hell, no he's not. He's just serving justice!
If that damn ref hadn't gotten in the way, then
justice could have been served.

Nick Kostos: What a load of bullshit. Hero shouldn't
even be in there right now!

Jasmine: Nick, shut the hell up. You're sounding like
a broken record, and I'm honestly getting a bit tired
of it.

Jason Donovan: There's no question that Hero shouldn't
be in there if this is supposed to be a fair match,
but the match will continue on. It'll be interesting
to see if Hall is able to make it out of the match. He
only needs one more win to secure the title.

Jasmine: Good fucking luck, Hall.

Nick Kostos: He can do it. And don't forget, the
Extreme Legends are still on the outside.

[Tom Lexian is back on his feet, and is outraged and
what he sees. He grabs the cage door, trying to come
back in, but he is immediately shocked by the
electricity. He falls back to the mat on the outside
unconscious.]

Jason Donovan: Tom Lexian was just shocked by the
cage! He forgot that the cage had been electrified!

Nick Kostos: How could he know? He was knocked on his
ass when it was turned back on.

Jasmine: What a dumb ass.

Jason Donovan: I think that's vindication that the
cage will keep outside interference where they belong
- on the outside.

[Back on the outside of the ring, Mike Extreme and Ash
Robinson are fighting over a steel chair. Robinson
kicks Extreme in the gut, grabbing control of the
chair, and then using it to strike Extreme in the
back. Mike falls to the ground unconscious, and
suddenly Robinson is by himself on the outside of the
ring. He is the only man standing.]

Jason Donovan: Well, it looks like Robinson did his
job. Both Lexian and Extreme are unconscious. There's
no one left to interfere.

Jasmine: It's about god damn time too!

Nick Kostos: Shut up, Jasmine. This match still isn't
fair by a long shot. Hell, that's Xavier Hall in there
trying to fight off two men for god's sake!

Jasmine: Too bad for him, huh? I guess revenge is a
bitch.

Nick Kostos: And so are you, Jasmine. So are you.

Jasmine: Blow me.

Jason Donovan: Calm down, calm down. We still have a
lot of action going on inside of the ring.

[Canada's Hero and Scott Styles have Xavier Hall down
on the mat, and they're viciously kicking away at him.
Styles has both of Hall's legs locked up, as Hero
heads for the top turn buckle. He leaps off, landing a
flying leg drop on the fallen Hall. Styles then goes
for the pin.[1].[2].Hall kicks out. Styles lays in a
few more punches to the face of Hall, as Hero heads
back and grabs a piece of Styrofoam that was thrown
into the ring. Half of it is burned away, as it must
have hit the cage when it was electrified. Styles is
now holding both of Hall's arms behind him, and Hero
is setting up to strike Hall in the head with the
Styrofoam. At the last possible moment, Hall moves,
and Styles is hit with the Styrofoam. Hall grabs Hero
around the waist, executing a german suplex. As he
gets back up, Styles is already back on his feet, and
drops him with a dropkick. Hall rolls over near the
cage, where he sees a mysterious bag. He looks into
it, and a devilish smile comes over his face. As
Styles comes closer to him, he reaches into the bag,
and throws a handful of the bag's contents into
Styles' face.]

Jason Donovan: Oh my! Jason Donovan just threw a bag
of.a bag of.

Jasmine: .a bag of army men at Styles! Styles looks
confused at what to do next.

Nick Kostos: Stroke of genius there by Hall! Those
aren't just any army men.those might be G.I. Joe
brands, with the nice, pointy guns.

Jason Donovan: Watch out! Hall just followed up that
spray of army men with a huge clothesline! Styles is
on the mat!

Jasmine: A blatant chokehold by Hall on Styles..the
ref really needs to get in there.

Nick Kostos: Bah! Styles can handle it, after all, he
does have Canada's Hero in there with him.

Jason Donovan: Oh god! Hero just slammed a sledge
hammer into the small of the back of Hall! Hall is
rolling off of Styles and he's clutching his back!

Jasmine: Is there a chiropractor in the house?

Nick Kostos: [rolls his eyes] Shut up, Jasmine. Just
please shut the hell up.

Jasmine: Awww, poor Nicky can't watch the match
anymore. Is Hall's pain too great to bear? I'm sure
the weight of that title is too heavy for him anyways.

[Styles has gotten back to his feet, and is holding
Hall's arms down as Hero slams the sledge hammer into
the gut of Hall. Hall can do nothing but lay there
taking the beating. Suddenly, the ref reaches behind
and grabs the sledge hammer from Hero. Hero screams
for the hammer back, but as he does, he is suddenly
struck in the head with a brick that was thrown from
the crowd. He falls to his knees, clutching his head,
as Styles runs over to see if Hero is alright.]

Jason Donovan: Did you see that? Oh my god, Hero was
just struck in the head by a stray brick in the crowd!

Jasmine: Good lord, where the fuck is all of the
security?

Nick Kostos: Hah! Jasmine, you weren't so concerned
about that when Hero and Styles were wielding all
sorts of weapons and using them to bash in the brains
of Hall and the Extreme Legends.

Jasmine: Shut up, Kostos. That was a fucking brick
that just hit Hero in the head.

Nick Kostos: Yeah? And that was a sledge hammer that
was just wedged into the stomach of Hall. What's your
point?

Jason Donovan: Ladies and gentlemen, turn your
attention to the ringside area. Ash Robinson is
leaving the ringside area.

Jasmine: [surprised] What? Why is he leaving? The
match isn't over yet.

Nick Kostos: He must be scared. The second the Legends
wake up, he knows they will give him the ultimate
beatdown of his lifetime.

[The camera pans to the ringside where we see Robinson
heading back towards the backstage area. He's ignoring
the crowd who are yelling at him, but suddenly, a
large, blue figure emerges from the crowd. He strikes
Robinson from behind with a clothesline, and is
repeatedly kicking him in the ribs. The crowd is going
frantic as they watch this mysterious figure taking
out Robinson.]

Jason Donovan: Uh.is that who I think it is.

Jasmine: He's blue.he's big.

Nick Kostos: It's some guy dressed up as THE COOKIE
MONSTER! YES!!

Jason Donovan: Whoever it is, he just took out Ash
Robinson.

Jasmine: Oh, how embarrassing. After the beat down
that Robinson administered, now he's been taken out by
the god damn Cookie Monster? What kind of shit is
that?

Jason Donovan: Kind of funny shit?

Jasmine: Don't be sarcastic.

Nick Kostos: Watch out! Robinson is back on his feet!
The Cookie Monster had his back turned on him, and now
Robinson has him in a sleeper hold!

Jasmine: The blue guy just backed Robinson into the
guard rail. He's escaped! He's running into the
backstage area.

Jason Donovan: There goes Ash Robinson! He's going
after the Cookie Monster! They've both disappeared
into the back!

[Back inside of the ring, Styles is still attending to
Hero. While he is, Hall is back on his feet, and he
has the chain in his hands. He clobbers Styles with it
in the back of his head, which causes Styles to fall
to the mat unconscious. Hero is still dazed, and now
Hall is grabbing him by the arm. He irish whips Hero
into the cage, and is suddenly electrocuted by the
cage. He falls away from the cage unconscious, with a
puff of smoke erupting from his body. The crowd is
going crazy, and wants to see someone else be run into
the cage!]

Jason Donovan: Canada's Hero is out! He was just run
into the electrified cage! I think it's safe to say
that he's been eliminated from the match.

Jasmine: Dear lord.

Nick Kostos: What's the matter, Jasmine? Can't handle
a fair match?

Jasmine: Well, I guess we're going to see what kind of
a champion Xavier Hall truly is.

Jason Donovan: Not only that, but we're about to see
if anyone else can successfully make an interference
in the match. Both Canada's Hero and Tom Lexian are
out of this match. Mike Extreme is getting back to his
feet as we speak.

Jasmine: No one's getting past that cage, Jason. No
one.

Nick Kostos: That's what you said before the Extreme
Legends and Canada's Hero all barged into the match.
Look what happened there.

[In the ring, Hall and Styles are exchanging rights
and lefts, until Styles is able to get the advantage
with a knee to the gut. He then follows that up with a
powerbomb attempt. He can't get Hall up, though, and
Hall counters with a back body drop. Styles, however,
hooks Hall immediately, and goes for a small package.
The ref goes for the count.[1].[2].Hall kicks out!
Suddenly, Hall headbutts Styles while they're both on
the ground, and tries to get back to his feet. Styles
is on his knees, and Hall is going for a wooden bat.
He has it in his hands, and suddenly slams the top of
it on top of Styles head, shattering it. Styles falls
to the mat and Hall goes for the
pinfall.[1].[2].Styles kicks out!]

Jason Donovan: Whoa! That bat smashed over Styles head
as if it was a piece of firewood kindling! Good god!

Jasmine: This is bullshit. That was an illegal object!

Nick Kostos: Like there are any rules in this match.


-----believe that Styles was actually able to kick
out! That was incredible.

Jasmine: He's a tough guy, don't doubt him.

Nick Kostos: No one's doubting him, but I think we'll
all agree that he couldn't pin Hall if his life
depended on it.

Jasmine: For the umpteenth time, shut up Nick.

[Back on the outside of the ring, we see Mike Extreme
back on his feet. He's grabbing steel chairs from the
crowd and throwing them at the cage, hoping to short
circuit the cage. The cage sparks wildly each time it
comes in contact with a metal object.]

Jason Donovan: What the hell is Mike Extreme doing?
He's trying to short circuit the cage using steel
chairs!

Jasmine: What a stroke of genius.

Nick Kostos: Actually, this might work.

Jasmine: That's what I'm afraid of. Someone needs to
get out here and stop him, before he actually
succeeds.

Jason Donovan: Wait, something is happening.
Something's going on..

Jasmine: Check your monitors.someone's coming down the
aisle.

Nick Kostos: That's President John Maples! He's here!
He's coming down the aisle!

Jason Donovan: I really don't like the looks of
this..what's he doing here?

[Mike Extreme is still throwing steel chairs at the
cage, when Maples comes from behind and jumps onto his
back. He places a sleeper hold on Extreme, which
knocks him to the ground, and onto his stomach. The
fans are going incessantly wild, and are cheering for
Maples. He doesn't relinquish the hold until Mike is
no longer moving, and then lays in a few good kicks
for good measure. He has a mic in his hands and
screams, 'No more!']

Jason Donovan: Apparently John Maples came down here
to stop Mike Extreme from interfering in the match
anymore!

Jasmine: He finally does something good. I can't
believe it.

Nick Kostos: That was completely uncalled for. I mean,
he put a god damn sleeper on Mike Extreme! Why did he
do that?

[The attention of the match is shifted back into the
ring, where Hall has Styles trapped in the corner.
Styles has barbed wire wrapped around his neck, and
Hall has his foot pressed up against it. Blood is
dripping from the barbed wire, and Style is struggling
to free himself. Hall finally lets up, firing a few
right hands into the face of Styles. The ref breaks up
the hold, and frees Styles carefully. As he does, Hall
grabs Styles by the hair and proceeds to whip him into
the cage. Styles, however, counters the hold, and
retaliates with a clothesline. Hall is floored to the
mat, and Styles follows up with a blatant chokehold.
Hall's legs kick wildly in the air. Styles gets Hall
back into the air, and sets up him for a shoulder
breaker, slamming his shoulder into his knee. Hall is
clutching his shoulder, trying to roll over onto his
stomach. Styles fires back with some kicks to his
shoulder.]

Jason Donovan: A painful shoulder breaker there by
Styles!

Jasmine: I couldn't believe that part where Hall had
barbed wire around Styles' neck. That looked painful.

Nick Kostos: Painful? That was fucking brutal.

Jason Donovan: Styles took it though, and is now
dishing out more pain. Those kicks look like they want
to dislodge Hall's shoulder from it's socket.

Jasmine: Jason, he's showing us that he wants that
title. He wants it that bad.

Nick Kostos: I promise you - Hall wants it just as
bad.

Jasmine: We'll see about that.

[Styles has Hall in a powerbomb position, and lifts
him up in the air. Hall reverses, flipping over
Styles' back, and emerging on the other side. He goes
for a german suplex attempt, but is caught with an
elbow in the face. Styles lays in another elbow, and
now grabs Hall by the throat. He lifts him into the
air and delivers a double chokeslam. He lands in a
sunset flip pinning position and the ref goes for the
pinfall count.[1].[2].kick out by Hall! Styles gets up
quickly, grabbing a pot which had been thrown in the
ring. He waits for Hall to get back to his feet, and
then places the pot onto Hall's head. He then executes
a dangerous superkick to the head, clanging his foot
against the metal pot. Hall is on the ground, and
Styles goes for the pinfall.[1].[2].Kick out by Hall
again!]

Jason Donovan: Kick out again! Hall just won't give
up!

Jasmine: I'll tell you what.Styles will keep at it
until he gets the pinfall.

Nick Kostos: That's what I'm afraid of. These guys are
going to kill each other.

[Suddenly, John Maples comes over to the table with a
mic in his hand.]

John Maples: What the hell is going on here?

Jason Donovan: Just announcing the match, sir.

John Maples: Check the rules for this match.the winner
is the wrestler who can knock out the opposing
wrestler for a minute. None of this pinfall shit. Ref,
get the rules right!

Nick Kostos: [checking the rules] He's right.the loser
must be rendered unconscious for a minute. No pinfalls
or submissions.

Jasmine: Shit, this could go on all night then!

[Hall has just laid out Styles with a low blow, and
slams a headbutt on to Styles, leveling him to the
ground. He gets back to his feet, picking up Styles
into a full body press slam. He looks like he wants to
throw him onto the electrified cage, but cannot get
him over. He just slams the body to the ground and
goes for the pin.[1].[2].kick out by Styles.but just
barely. Hall pulls Styles onto his stomach, and
cinches in the STF submission hold. The ref wants to
ask Styles whether or not he gives, but cannot. The
only rules is to render the opponent unconscious for a
minute. Hall continues to apply the hold, until he
gets tired and lets Styles up. Styles is out on the
mat and the ref begins the
count.[1].[2].[3]....[55].[56].[57].[58].Styles is
getting up! Hall grabs Styles, and is now going for a
powerbomb.]

Jason Donovan: This could be it! This could be it!

Jasmine: Oh no.god, reverse it Styles!

Nick Kostos: Shit! What the hell is that? Someone's
coming down from the rafters!

[Raunch Beast suddenly appears from the rafters,
propelling down via a rope. He is in the ring, and
grabs Hall from the back. He sets him up for a reverse
DDT, and slams it on. Hall lands on his back, slamming
his head on the same brick which had knocked out
Canada's Hero. The crowd is going insanely crazy.
Raunch Beast throws his hands in the air triumphantly,
but is soon grabbed from behind by Styles. He promptly
throws Raunch Beast into the cage, who is rendered
unconscious from the electricity. Suddenly, the ref
begins the count on Hall.[1].[2].[3].]

Jason Donovan: Here comes the count! Raunch Beast
might have just cost Xavier Hall the second match
here!

Jasmine: .[54]...[55].[56]..[57].

Nick Kostos: Nooooo!

Jasmine: .[58].[59].[60].Scott Styles has won the
second match!

[Scott Styles throws his arms in the air and proceeds
to stomp away at Xavier Hall's body.]

Melissa: [announcing] YOUR WINNER BY RENDERING HIS
OPPONENT UNCONSCIOUS.SCOTT STYLES! THE CHAMPIONSHIP
MATCH WILL NOW MOVE TO THE THIRD, AND DECIDING MATCH!
THE RIDDLE BOX MATCH!

Jason Donovan: Unbelievable! What in god's name was
Raunch Beast doing here?

Jasmine: I don't know, and I don't care. Just thank
god that Styles was able to even up the score.

Nick Kostos: This blows.this really blows. I didn't
know that Raunch Beast even know how to propel from
the rafters like that. So much for the electrified
cage keeping intruders out.

Jason Donovan: John Maples doesn't like it, but that
is the second match. We're headed for the third and
deciding match.a Riddle Box Match!


Kay Ka$h vs. Porn Julius

JD - We need to get into our next match shortly. It will feature Porn Julius
against Kay Kash.

NK - We haven't seen too much from Kay Kash as of late besides his
not-so-impressive win over the biggest IWO Black jobber, Bloody Dawg 3000.
Porn Julius, on the other hand, is a former Iron Man Champion. You have to
be tough to be the Iron Man Champion.

JD - Keep in mind that this is Anything Goes. That means NO DQ, countout,
whatever.

NK - Did you see that fall Porn Julius took on Wednesday's System Failure?

JD - Yes.

NK - Consider him the favorite.

(All the sudden one of Porn Julius' midget friends wearing a crown, septor
and purple robe appears out of nowhere and comes towards the announce
booth.)

JD - It appears we are being joined...by a midget?

NK - A king midget?

Jasmine - What a cute little guy.

(The midget puts on a headset but doesn't say anything. Nick Kostos and
Jason Donavan don't know exactly what to make of this.)

NK - Uhh, Mr. Smurf guy?

Midget - ...

JD - Wild. ONLY IN IWO BLACK!

(From under the ring several scandally clad belly dances crawl out and do
their little dance in front of the announce both. The midget applauds in
approval.)

NK - I really don't know what to make of this. We have a midget wearing king
attire and belly dancers. Crazy. ONLY IN IWO BLACK!

('Cold' by Tool begins to play and the fans erupt. The midget king stands up
and applaud for Porn Julius. Porn Julius comes out from the curtain riding a
camel, escorted by Pedophile Phil, who is guiding the camel. Blue fireworks
stream from the top of the arena down to aisle. From the sides of the stage
come six midgets, three from each side riding tricycles to the ring. The
midget king laughs in approval. Porn Julius goes under the ring and begins
to through tables, chair, fire extinguishers, and kendo sticks into the
ring. On the side of the ring, he grabs 3 ladders and puts them all in the
ring.)

JD - I can already tell that this is going to be a wild match.

Announcer - Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from Penguin Infested Antartica,
he is a former Iron Man Champion. He is the god of all midgets and claims to
be a very sensitive man that needs some girl booty. Ladies, call him.

Jasmine - I would! Kee hee!

NK - Shut up, Jasmine. You would call anyone with a twig and berries, you
bagwhore.

*SMACK*

NK- Owwww! DAMN IT!

Announcer- Ladies and gentlemen....PORN JULIUS!!!

(Porn Julius does a little dance inside the ring and bounces off the ropes
back and forth.)

JD - Porn Julius is weird.

Jasmine - Weird in a good way. I'd have his baby.

(The broadcast is interupted by this special announcement. We see a the
Midget Bloody Dawg 3000 humping a pillow. With that, we take you back to
your regularly scheduled program.)

NK - ...

JD - ...

Jasmine - Kee hee!

(Jasmine twirls her hair. Midget King enjoys what he sees. Porn Julius comes
over to the Midget King and bows, as a showing of respect.)

NK - This is odd. Who are you, Midget King? And why have you come to watch
this match?

Midget King - ...

JD - Oh, what is going to happen next.

(A Midget Kay Kash appears from under the ring on fire. Porn Julius and the
Midget King dance and laugh, because it's funny seeing midgets on fire.)

NK - So we have midgets on fire. Great. And I thought they called this
wrestlin. Not a Motley Crue concert.

JD - All I want to know is who this Midget King is and what he is doing
here.

Midget King - ....Midgetopia........Midgetopia

JD - Did I just hear him say something?

NK - I think it was 'midget homo'.

Jasmine - Kee hee.

Midget King - Must....save....

NK - I can't make out what he is saying.

Jasmine - I can make out! Kee hee!

NK - Shut up, Jasmine.

('Points of Authority' by Linkin Park plays and Kay Kash comes to the ring
to no pop and is hit with by trash from the audience. He skips to the ring.)

Announcer - Ladies and gentleman, he is half the man that Porn Julius is.
From Chicago, Illonios....he is....KAY KASH!!!

(No one cares.)

JD - Kay Kash is going to be mauled. He is not even in Porn Julius' league.

(Porn Julius climbs the ladder inside the ring as Kay Kash looks around,
trying to figure out where he is and why he is here. Porn Julius leaps.)

JD - CORKSCREW PLANCHA!!! JULIUS CAUGHT KASH OFF GUARD WITH A CORKSCREW
PLANCHA!!! WHAT A WAY TO START THIS MATCH!!!

NK - Kash doesn't even know where he is.

Midget King - Free.......us.................freeee.................us....

JD - Huh?

Midget King - ...

NK - Porn Julius is getting back up now. He runs toward the guardrail and
kicks off it....LIONSAULT!!! LIONSAULT ON KAY KASH!!!

(Porn Julius goes to the ring, where he tosses he recovering Kay Kash a
kendo stick. Kay Kash enters the ring.)

JD - Kay Kash isn't sure if he should hit Porn Julius because Porn isn't
armed.

NK - Just hit the bastard. WE WANT BLOOOOOD!!!!

(In the ring.)

Porn Julius - What? Are you just going to stand there? HIT ME, YOU ARSE!!!
HIIIIIT MEEEEEE!!!!

(Kay Kash strikes him with a massive blow to the head. Porn Julius is dazed
a bit and smiles.)

JD - Julius is smiling. Yes, he is a psycho.

(The Midget King looks concerned for Porn.)

NK - AND KAY KASH HITS HIM WITH YET ANOTHER STRIKE TO THE HEAD! PORN JULIUS
BACKS INTO THE ROPES!!!

JD - I don't think Porn knows what he got himself into.

NK - KAY KASH IS HITTING PORN JULIUS HIT AFTER HIT!!! GOOD GOD!!! THAT'S SIX
TIMES IN A ROW!!! Porn Julius falls on a table.

JD - Where is Kash going?

NK - Don't tell me he is going up top.

(Kay Kash climbs the ropes and tries to the land a belly flop on Porn Julius
but Julius moves out of the way and Kash smashes through the table.)

JD - Oh man. Kash is down.

Midget King - Freeee........us.......slavery.........freeee

NK - Huh?

JD - I don't know what to make of this.

NK - Now Porn is back up and levels Kash with a chair.

(A 'We love Porn' chant begins.)

NK - I love porn.

Jasmine - Kee hee.

JD - Is that all you do, Jasmine?

(Jasmine twirls her hair.)

JD - Porn Julius is putting Kay Kash on a table.

NK - Porn is going up top!

JD - HE LEAPS!!! GRANDPA'S WOODEN LEG!!! HE JUST HIT HIS FINISHER!!! 450
SPLASH!!! THE PIN!!!

1!!!!

2!!!

3!!!!NO!!!!

NK - Porn broke the count!!! WHY?!

JD - I think he wants to punish Kay Kash some more.

Jasmine - I want Porn Julius to punish me.

Midget King - Midgetopia.......lives.......in.......in.......punishment.

NK - He said he wants Porn Julius to spank him because he has been a naughty
little midget.

JD - Oh.

(Kay Kash crawls under the ropes.)

JD - Porn into the ropes, bounces off...SUICIDE DIVE!!!! HE HIT KAY KASH ON
THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!

NK - The crowd is on their feet.

Jasmine - Funny. I am always on my knees when Porn Julius is around.

JD - Shut up, Jasmine. Porn doesn't want you. Your father disowns you.

(Jasmine pouts then slaps Jason.)

JD - Owwww!!!

NK - Haha!!!

JD - Porn Julius now on the apron....SPRINGBOARD!!! HE NAILS A PERFECT
BACKFLIP ONTO KAY KASH!!!

(Porn Julius rolls Kash back into the ring and puts him on the table. Porn
Julius enters the ring and climbs a a ladder.)

NK - You know, Porn is going to end it here.

JD - HE LEAPS!!!

NK - GRANDPA'S WOODEN LEG!!! HE HIT THE 450 SPLASH OFF THE LADDER AND ONTO
THE TABLE!!!

JD - THE PIN!!!

1!!!

2!!!

3!!!

Announcer - HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH....POOOOOOOOOOOOORN
JULLLLLIUUUUUUSS!!!!!!!!!!

NK - A quick match and easy one for Porn Julius.

JD - I was all Porn Julius in this match.

Jasmine - It's going to be all Porn Julius for me tonight. Kee hee.

(Porn Julius comes over towards the Midget King and praises him.)

JD - No, Jasmine. He is not bowing to you.

Jasmine - :(

Midget King - Porn....Julius.....you serve....me...we....well.
Midgetopia......needs.....ne......needs........you.......come with......me.

JD - Huh?

NK - What the hell is going on here?

(Porn Julius, Pedophile Phil and the Midget King leave.)

JD - Well... Ummm...

(All of a sudden we see the guy that used to play the part of the mail man on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. He is old now and in a wheel chair. He is rolling his way down to the ring saying 'Speedy Delivery' via his throat box. A nurse is rolling his IV next to him and another nurse has his monitor. He gets to ringside and he has a letter. He opens the letter up and fold it into a paper airplane. He tosses it over to Kay Ka$h. Ka$h is still out but the letters opens up and the cameras zoom in on it... The paper reads, 'Dear Mr. Ka$h, no, we aren't writing you to inform you that you are our next big winner, we are writing you to say... PACK YOUR BAGS SON, YOUR ASS IS FIRED!!!')

Jasmine - Very cruel.

***41 seconds of the KKK, Krissi, Kati, and Kelli jumping up and down cheering for you to watch the IWOXL (Xtreme Ladies)***


#1 Contendership
Ash Robinson vs. Colin Gear


Jason Donovan: Welcome back folks to what has been a hell of a night of
action.

Jasmine: Yes it has Jason. Its about to get better with our next match which
features Ash Robinson Vs Colin Gear for the #1 contendership of the World
Title.

Nick Kostos: Let's go down to the ring where The Lovely and Talented Melissa
is awaiting to announce the participants.

The Lovely & talented Melissa: Ladies & Gentlemen this next match is for one
fall & the right to be the #1-contender for the World Title. Making his way
down to the ring at this time. He hails from Los Angeles, California. He
stands in at 5'6,' 265 lbs. Presenting the one & only Ash Robinson

{Now your a Man your a man the Theme from Orgazmo begins to play throughout
the arena as Ash Robinson makes his way towards the ring. On his way to the
ring he heres a mixture of boos and cheers for him. Ash grabs the top ring
rope pulls himself up and into the ring.}

The Lovely & talented Melissa: His opponent from places unknown. Ladies &
Gentlemen Colin Gear.

{Colin makes his way out to the ring followed with a courus of boos. Colin
stands right infront of the ring and just looks at Ash Robinson for a couple
of seconds and then he slides into the ring and now he's face to face with
Ash.}

Jason Donovan: Dam the match hasn't even started yet and there already
talking shit to each other.

Jasmine: There's the ring bell and the match is on.

Nick Kostos: Colin Gear pushes Ash. Ash pushes Colin Gear. Colin Gear pushes
Ash again and right onto his back.

Jasmine: Ash gets right back up and in Collins Face. Ash pulls his right hand
back and tries to punch Colin. Colin blocks the punch and gives Ash a right
and then a left. Ash is realing now. Another right followed by another left
by Colin. Colin has Ash In the ropes.

Jason Donovan: Ash Turns it around bye putting Colin in the ropes. Now Ash is
following up with his own rights and lefts.

Nick Kostos: Dam this is looking like more of a boxing match then a wrestling
match.

Jasmine: Yep. Look at Ash take it to Colin. Ash grabs Collins hair and whips
him into the ropes. Drop-kick bye Ash. Colin is down and Ash gets up quickly.
Ash heads over to Colin grabs him bye the hair and drags him near the ropes.
Ash puts Collins neck on the ropes.

Jason Donovan: Dam it stop Ash he's gone nuts. He's choking out Colin Gear.
Finally he stops. Ash is picking up Colin and taking him to the corner. Ash
pulls Gear upto the second third rope grabs him in suplex position.

Jasmine: {Crash} Superplex, Ash hit a superplex off the top rope. Ash turns
over with one hand on Colin for the pin.


(1......)



(2......)



(3......) No kick out bye Colin Gear.

Jason Donovan: Dam where did Colin get the strength to kick out.

Jasmine: Not strength num nutz. It was pure luck.

Jason Donovan: Pure luck ha.

Nick Kostos: Shut up you two and call the match. Ash is up and he has Colin
in a headlock. Ash tries to whip Colin into the ropes but Colin stops it.
Colin elbows Ash into the ribs over and over again. Colin is loose.

Jasmine: Colin takes his right hand. Clothesline bye Colin on Ash. Ash is
down but he gets up fast and spears Colin down to the ground. Ash is punching
out Collins lights.

Jason Donovan: Ash is like possessed. He's a mad man.

Jasmine: Would you be a mad man if you had to go through the shit that he did
to get this match. Plus its gold fever baby that's all.

Nick Kostos: Its always about the gold. To get the gold Ash will have to win
this match to face the World Champion. Ash kicks Colin Gear to the outside
and follows after him. Ash picks up Colin & whips him right into the steel
railing.

Jasmine: Colin looks like he's in a lot of pain.

Jason Donovan: Ash goes under the ring. What is he looking for?

Jasmine: Gee num nutz probably a toy to beat Colin with.

Nick Kostos: Ash has chair. Ash winds up to have the chair taking away from
him bye the ref. Ash takes the chair back from the ref which knocks the ref
back into a corner where he hits his head on the post. Oh God the ref is out.

Jasmine: All right the ref is gone yes. Now do it Ash do it.

Jason Donavon: Ash pulls the chair back at a bearly moving Colin Gear. Oh God
no. {Whack, Whack} Dam Ash he just KO'ed Colin. He is out.

Jasmine: The way it should be.

Nick Kostos: Ash throws Colin Gear into the ring. Ash goes for the cover but
there is no ref to count. Ash Gets up and looks for the ref. Look at Colin
he's sneaking up behind him.

Jasmine: How? The little shit should be dead bye now.

Jason Donovan: Colin grabs the tights of Ash and goes for the cover but still
no count because there is no ref. Ash Kicks out gets up and stomps on Colin
for a bit. Ash is heading outside of the ring.

Nick Kostos: What's he looking for now?

Jason Donovan: Another chair I believe. Ash heads back into the ring. Ash is
waiting for Colin to get up. Colin gets up slow.

Jasmine: Colin is up. Ash Throws the chair at Colin he catches it. Shadow
Kick by Ash. That's his finisher the Shadow Kick. Ash goes for the cover.

Nick Kostos: The ref is up with one hand on his head. He sees Ash covering
Colin. He makes goes for the count.

(1.......)



(2.......)



(3.......) Ding, Ding Ding

The Lovely & talented Melissa: The Winner of the match & #1 contender for the
World Title Ash Robinson.

Jason Donovan: What a hell of a match.

Jasmine: Ash is now the #1 contender for the World title.

Nick Kostos: That means Ash Robinson will face either Scott Styles or Xavier Hall at Boiling Point, our next ppv...

*July... The heat of summer is getting to you... You sweat... You can't take it anymore... You scream... 'Heretic Song' by Slipknot begins to play... Anger... Agression... Hatred... All of this rolled into one event... One night where EVERYTHING can be unleashed... IWO Black presents... Boiling Point... Live July 22nd from Phoenix, Arizona... Only on Pay Per View...*

***21 seconds of a brunette and a blonde taking off their cheerleading outfit*


Tag Team Match
As Ordered By President John
Special Guest Ref: President John

The Hired Guns vs. The Prodigy

JD - Well, I don't think either team will walk away here tonight liking the outcome of this thing. John has ordered that the fight. I mean, the two teams have nothing against each other.

Nick - Well, they have something against John. They both messed with his business, so now, he is messing with them. That's what they get.

Jasmine - John really hasn't been fair has he? I mean, he has screwed everyone that he doesn't like. I mean, it's like he is playing the role of god or something.

JD - I wouldn't go that far.

Nick - Well, John is a bit power hungry and of course, this just shows that.

Jasmine - Yeah, it really does.

('Come As You Are' by Nirvana begins to play. Zombie is making his way out.)

Nick - What in the hell is he doing here?

JD - Who knows... But it looks like he is headed this way!!!

(Zombie heads over to the announcers' table. He sits down and puts on a headset.)

Jasmine - Welcome, Zombie.

Zombie - Before you ask, I'm here to make sure John doesn't screw The Hired Guns. No one is going to mess with my boys.

Nick - Your boys?

Zombie - That's what I said. Are you deaf?

JD - Well... Ummm.. Ok... Anyway, earlier today we heard rumors that one half of the Prodigy, The Hardcore Kid, was in a serious automobile accident. We don't know if these rumors are true.

Nick - If they are, I don't know how this match will even start. I'm sure Sean Brandon isn't going to fight The Hired Guns alone. That will be suicide.

Zombie - My boys will beat The Prodigy easily. Whether it is one member or both members. It really doesn't matter.

Jasmine - High confidence I see.

Zombie - Damn straight.

('Dumb Love' by Stone Temple Pilots begins to play. President John is making his way down to the ring. He is wearing a refree shirt. The crowd is booing beyond belief.)

Zombie - Here comes the dick.

(President John gets in the ring. He looks down at the announcers' table and sees Zombie. He flips him off.)

Zombie - Fuck him. I'm not going to play his childish games. He flipped me off. WAH!!! I'm going to go cry. Yeah. Right.

(The Lovely and Talented Melissa hands John the microphone.)

President John - Once again... Here I am!!!

(boos)

President John - The love... It is so obvious. I can feel the way you feel for me. It is... so... incredible. I love you all!!!

(boos)

President John - No, really. I feel that this moment we are sharing together... It is... So... So.. Glorious!!!

(boos)

President John - I was here tonight to make sure The Prodigy and Hired Guns have a great matchup. I wanted to make sure the best team won. Minor problem... Earlier today, The Hardcore Kid was involved in a car accident. Apparently he is in some hospital right now clinging to life. So, I thought to myself, what to do John? You are the greatest mind in wrestling history, you can think of something to do. So... BAM!!! It popped into my head. I need to go out and get myself a tag team. Now... What tag team would make an impact here in the IWO Black? So...

('Broken Home' by Papa Roach begins to play. One half of The Prodigy, Sean Brandon is making his way out. He gets in the ring.)

President John - Shouldn't you be at the bed side of your fallen friend?

(Brandon grabs the microphone away from John. He grabs him by the throat.)

Sean Brandon - You did this. You motherfucker. You are the one that caused that wreck. I'm going to kill your fucking ass.

('Ride With Me' by Nelly begins to play. JORDAN HOWITT!!! RANDALL MCCLOUD!!! THE PREP KIDS!!! FORMER 3-TIME IWO WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! FORMER 2-TIME IWO IC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! MCCLOUD IS A FORMER TV CHAMP!!! They are headed to the ring. They get in the ring... AND ATTACK SEAN BRANDON!!!)

JD - MY GOD!!! THE PREP KIDS ARE BACK IN THE IWO!!!

(The Prep Kids are beating down Brandon.)

President John - YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME... AND IF YOUR PARTNER EVER COMES TOO, TELL HIM NEXT TIME NOT TO HAVE HIS BRAKE CABLES SO EASILY ACCESSIBLE!!!

Nick - IT WAS JOHN!!! HE IS SO FUCKING EVIL!!!

(The Prep Kids chunk Brandon over the top rope.)

President John - Now... Hired Guns... This is your future. (pointing to The Prep Kids)... Are you sure you can handle it?

(' ' by ________ begins to play. The Hired Guns make their way out. John tosses the microphone to Melissa.)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - This match is set for one fall... Introducing now... Triple X and NK!!!

(The crowd cheers for The Hired Guns.)

JD - I don't think the Hired Guns realize what they are getting into. I mean The Prep Kids could be THE best tag team in IWO history.

Zombie - I'm not worried. My boys can handle this.

Jasmine - Don't be so sure about that.

Zombie - And plus... We have backup.

JD - What?!?!

Zombie - Yeah, Don't worry about it.

(The Hired Guns get in the ring. John calls for the bell.)

*DING FUCKING DING*

JD - Well, here we go. An unexpected surprise tag team match.

Zombie - Come on guys, show the world what you are made of.

Jasmine - It looks like former IWO TV Champion, Randall McCloud will start out for The Prep Kids and Triple X will start out for The Hired Guns.

Nick - TRIPLE X!!! HOW IS YOUR BROTHER TRIPLE H? HAHAHA!!!

Zombie - Dude... That's not cool.

Randall McCloud stares down Triple X. Triple X doesn't like his stares, he shoves him hard. John warns Triple X. Triple X flips John off. The crowd pops for that.

Nick - Not only is he Triple H's brother, he must be kin to Stone Cold!!! YEAH!!! WOOOO!!!

Zombie - Watch it man.

Triple X gets in McCloud's face. McCould shoves him back this time. Triple X charges at McCloud and tries a clothesline, McCloud ducks. McCloud spins around and catches Triple X with a kick to the gut. Triple X doubles over. McCloud sets Triple X up for a piledriver. NK runs down the side of the ring and leaps over the top rope onto McCloud. John is outraged. He demands NK leave the ring. John goes over to make sure NK gets out of the ring. This allows Triple X to gain an advantage. He kicks McCloud's legs out from under him. He drops his knee down onto McCloud's leg. John has forced NK back into his corner. He turns around and sees Triple X has the advantage. He starts yelling at Triple X.

JD - He didn't do anything wrong.

Zombie - No shit. John is just insane.

John grabs Triple X and is pulling him away from McCloud. He is in Triple X's face.

Zombie - Just slap him!!!

Triple X yells back at John. McCloud rolls over and takes in Howitt. Howitt comes rushing in and nails Triple X in the side of the head with a forearm. Triple X goes down. John starts laughing. Howitt pulls Triple X up and slings him into the corner. Triple X stumbles forward and Howitt catches him with a bulldog. Howitt rolls him over and makes a quick cover... John makes a fast count....1.2....NO!!! Somehow with that fast count, Triple X gets his shoulder up. Howitt pulls Triple X up again. He picks him up. He sets him on the top turnbuckle. Howitt is going up!!! He is going for a superplex. NK RUSHES OVER!! He shoves Howitt. Howitt loses his balance and falls backwards onto the mat. NK slaps Triple X around a bit. Triple X realizes where he is. He looks down and sees Howitt. HE LEAPS!!! ELBOW TO THE CHEST!!! He makes a cover!!! John is refusing to make the count.

JD - What is he doing now!!!

Nick - He is being John.

Zombie - This is NOT fair.

Jasmine - Where is your backup?

Zombie - Soon my dear Jasmine... Soon...

NK gets in the ring. He starts verbally assaulting John. John demands that NK gets out of the ring. Triple X gets up from pinning Howitt. He is behind John. NK is in John's face. He shoves John back!!! INTO TRIPLE X... Triple X swings John around. He kicks him in the guy... FACEBUSTER!!! John is out!!!

JD - Well.. I guess that just sealed their fate.

Triple X and NK pull up Howitt. Randall McCloud hits the ring. It is a four man brawl.

Zombie - Oh look, John is out. Darn.

Zombie gets up from the announcers' table and grabs a steel chair. He rolls into the ring with the chair. The Prep Kids aren't aware. He whacks Randal McCloud in the back of the head, he falls to the floor. The Hired Guns take the advantage and goes after Howitt. They send him down. Zombie nails him with a chair. Zombie and The Hired Guns are standing over the fallen Prep Kids. The crowd is cheering them on. From the back, Jax Stone, The Sacred Enemies, and the two masked men hit the ring. They run out with baseball bats. They get in the ring, smart, Zombie and The Hired Guns take a quick exit. The crowd is booing.

Nick - Look at how those guys come out to help John. This group is one together. I don't know if Zombie prepared for this.

Jasmine - I don't see how this match can go on. This is crazy.

John is slowly getting up. He is holding his head. He looks around at the carnage. He looks pissed off. Jax Stone helps him up. John is asking for a microphone.

President John - No. No. No. No. Guys leave. Let The Prep Kids take out The Hired Guns. They deserve a fair match. And we all know they can beat The Hired Guns.

Jax Stone, The Sacred Enemies, and the two masked men all agree and head off to the back.

President John - Now Zombie, you get your ass out of here. I WILL make this match fair.

Zombie is reluctant.

JD - I don't know how Zombie can trust John. But apparently he is going to have too.

Zombie whispers something to the Hired Guns and he heads to the back. The crowd cheers as he heads to the back. The Prep Kids are slowly getting up. The Hired Guns are getting back in the ring. John tosses the microphone to the outside of the ring. The match has restarted.

Jasmine - And here we go again.

Nick - And this time, it will not be any more fair.

JD - You are probably right Nick.

NK and Randall McCloud are going to start things off. They lock up, NK gains the advantage. NK shoves Randall McCloud back into the corner. NK hits McCloud with a forearm to the side of the face. McCloud shoves NK back onto his ass in the center of the ring. McCloud runs at NK, he grabs his neck and flips over. NK grabs his neck. McCloud gets up. He pulls NK up. He locks on an armbar. NK's neck seems to still be bothering him. Triple X comes in from behind and causes McCloud to break the hold. John yells at Triple X. Triple X exits the ring and goes back out on the apron. The crowd is booing John.

JD - Well, I guess that is fair. Triple X shouldn't have come in when he did.

Nick - Yeah.

Jordan Howitt starts to get in the ring. John is getting in Howitt's face!!! He is sending him out of the ring. Howitt and John are arguing. Triple X is now getting in the ring!!! A double team on McCloud because John and Howitt are arguing. FROM THE BACK!!! JAX STONE WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!! He runs to the ring. He nails Triple X in the leg with the bat sending him to the mat. NK tries to attack him but gets hit with the bat. NK is down.

Nick - This is bullshit. I knew this would happen. This is all a setup.

Jasmine - You can't trust John.

Jax Stone nails NK and Triple X again with the bat. They are out cold. Jax Stone slides out of the ring. John turns around. He acts shocked at what happened. Howitt gets in the ring. He and John are laughing. McCloud and Howitt move in on the Hired Guns.

('Wherever I May Roam' by Metallica begins to play!!! The crowd erupts. FORMER IWO WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! FORMER IWO IC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! ERA OF OUR KIND!!! THEY ARE COMING OUT!!! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE RING!!! THE SHOVE JAX STONE OUT OF THE WAY!!! The Prep Kids and John back away from the Hired Guns. Phantom and Master Mage enter the ring. As soon as they do, John calls for the bell!!! He yells out 'DISQUALIFY THE HIRED GUNS!!! THE PREP KIDS WIN!!!)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - The winner of the match... THE PREP KIDS!!!

(The crowd boos.)

(The Prep Kids and John make a quick exit. Era of Our Kind stand in the ring looking down at The Prep Kids and John. The crowd is cheering them on.)

JD - ERA OF OUR KIND!!! THEY ARE HERE!!! JOHN AND THE PREP KIDS ARE FUCKED!!!

Nick - Two huge comebacks in one match. And I know this Era of Our Kind and The Prep Kids deal is not over yet.

Jasmine - I can't believe Era of Our Kind is back!!! Hell, I can't believe The Prep Kids are back. Hell, I can't believe Jax Stone is back. This is totally insane.

JD - Is this John's big surprise? The Prep Kids? Era of Our Kind?

Nick - I don't even think he knew Era of Our Kind would be here. I think this is the work of Zombie.

Jasmine - I don't think John is going to appreciate this.

(Era of Our Kind helps The Hired Guns up. The crowd cheers. The Prep Kids and John head to the back. Randall McCloud is looking in the ring and saying 'This Isn't Over'.)

JD - Prep Kids and Era of Our Kind.. Two of the greatest IWO tag teams of all time.... And they are going to meet each other head on!!!

Nick - And how do The Hired Guns fit into this situation?

Jasmine - I guess we will find out...

***30 seconds of nude women dancing***

Extreme Title Match
Glass Maze Match
El Bastardo Loco -c- vs. Sparrow vs. Panther

JD: Welcome back everyone!

NK: You always say that!

Jasmine: This next match is for the Extreme Title!

JD: This match takes place in a glass maze!

NK: *SHIT*

Jasmine: WHAT WAS THAT?!

NK: This match takes place outside of this ring. Which means the people that
came here to see it must watch on the big monitor.

Jasmine: So?

NK: That means they paid to watch what they could have watched at home.
WITHOUT turning their heads.

Jasmine; What's your point?

NK: My point is… I have put an end to that… I introduce to you…

(The Olympics theme starts up. Several midgets holding little flags walk the
ramp.)

NK: THE MIDGET OLYMPICS!

JD and Jasmine: … WHAT?!

NK: Simple, while the match is going on out there, people can watch this in
there.

JD: Who's going to want to watch midgets over and Extreme match?

Butt Thrilligan: I WOULD! OH BABY I WOULD!

NK: See? I'm also taking bets!

Jasmine: …

NK: Dudes… They have an old people's olymics…. AND a special ed olympics..
Why not Midgets?

JD: He has a point.

Jasmine: No he doesn't.

NK: You guys will see… You'll come crying to me after I get big bucks for
this. NOW! ON WITH THE GAMES!

(I midgets in diapers runs around with a match as the tourch.)

Jasmine: For those of you wanting to actually see the match, lets get it
started.

NK: Damn, this is a close one.

JD: Yeah, we just started the damn match, of course it's going to be close!

NK: No, I mean the race between Bob and Gonzalas!

JD: Dude, you are hear to COMMENTATE… You are not here to take bets on the
vertically challenged.

NK: BUT IT'S FUN!

Jasmine: Come on guys, let's give these fans watching on a pirated PPV
station that is all fuzzy something to listen to.

(We're at an overhead view of the maze. Loco and Panther are battling it out
while Sparrow is just wandering around aimlessly. He stops in front of one of
the mirrors, looks side to side to make sure no one is around, then pulls
down his pants.)

JD: WHAT THE HELL?!

NK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sparrow: Ouch momma. That's the stuff right there. Come on boy, bring it to
me fast, bring it to me hard.

(Sparrow begins to feel himself up in front of the mirror.)

Jasmine: That's just not right.

NK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sparrow: You go boy! C'mon, you not want some of this. OOCH!

**CRASH**

(The mirror suddenly brakes. Panther and Loco both fall into Sparrow.)

El Bastardo Loco: What the hell man? This dude is naked!

(Panther and Loco just walk away while Sparrow lay there all bloody with an
erect penis.)

NK: It looks like he won't be getting to the title first.

JD: THAT WAS SCARY!

Jasmine: That was gross, I can't believe you men actually do that.

JD: I don't!

NK: Sure Jason….

JD: Anyway, back on what's most important here…

NK: THE MIDGET OLYMPICS!

JD: Panther is now running around the maze, looking for the title, and Loco
is right on his tail.

Jasmine: Something tells me Loco doesn't know that you have to find the belt
to win.

NK: Why's that?

Jasmine: Because he's chasing after Panther with a piece of shredded glass in
his hands.

NK: Point taken.

(Panther stops at a fork in the maze. Loco runs from behind and gets him in
the leg with the glass. Panther whips around with his arm, but Loco takes him
down. Loco tries to grab Panther's ankle, but Panther kicks him in the face.
Loco stumbles back as Panther limps around a corner.)

JD: Loco doesn't look too happy.

(Bastardo leans against one of the glass walls. He gets mad and smashes it
with his hand. The glass shatters. Inside, there is a small passage leading
in to the other side. Various chairs on mops hang on the sides. Loco walks in
grabs a chair, and runsout the other end.)

JD: LOCO JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!

Jasmine: He's catching up to Panther!

NK: For those of you watching the midget olympics- Gonzalas beat Bob, and now
we're moving on to the pole-vaulting event.

(The scene fades to Sparrow, who's still all bloody and has an erect penis.)

Sparrow: I'm Sparrow, and my anti-drug is masturbation

(Helen Hunt and Gary Coleman run in an kick Sparrow.)

Gary Coleman: HAHA! YOUR PENIS IS SMALL! WHACTYOUTALKINGBOUT FOO?

JD: Loco cut through the glass and now he's attacking Panther with the chair!

Jasmine: PANTHER IS DOWN! Again. LOCO IS RUNNING UP THE CORRIDOR!

JD: With the help of the chair Loco dropped, Panther is getting up. He's
using the chair like a crutch.

Jasmine: He's going to slow, he'll never catch up to Loco in time.

(Loco stops at another fork. One path leads straight down, another one
curves. He chooses the first.)

JD: This may be it. This match could very well be over in a few seconds!

Jasmine: NOPE! Loco chose the wrong one, dead end. Now look who's bringing up
the rear!

JD: Panther just threw the chair at Loco, Loco tries to kick it away, but it
nails him in the shin!

NK: WOO! DID YOU SEE THAT MIDGET FLY! ERM… WHAT A MATCH FOLKS! SPARROW IS
DOMINATING!

JD: What are you talking about? Sparrow is laying on the ground with a boner.

NK: DOMINATION I TELL YOU!

JD: Stop trying to cover your tracks.

NK: I'm not, I really think Sparrow could pull this win out of his ass.

JD: …

Jasmine: Back to the match, both men are stumbling down the maze, trying to
take each other out. They brake into a sprint, AND PATHER TAKES DOWN LOCO
WITH THE BACK OF HIS HAND!

JD: IT'S ALL OVER! THE BELT IS JUST DOWN THE PATH!

Jasmine: PANTHER IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE NEW EXTREME CHAMPION! THE TITLE IS
RIGHT THERE!

(Suddenly, out of no where, Loco runs in, and nails Panther with a dropkick.
He picks up the title, brushes off his shirt, and walks out the exit.)



JD: THAT'S IT?!

Jasmine: Wow.. Um.. What a match!

JD: That's IT?!?!

NK: My friend, welcome to the world of IWO…


(We cut to the 0¿0's locker room. The walls are filled with feathers, and
there are empty liquor bottles all over the floor. But no 0¿0... wait a
minute... under all the liquor bottles, we see 0¿0 laying belly up in the
garbage. He is sucking on a bottle of Jack Daniels like a baby bottle as he
sings crappy 70's songs...)

0¿0 *as he cries*: I try to say goodbye and I KAW, I try to walk away and I
hump the mailman, though I try to hide it, it's clear... I'm having an
erection in class again Mrs. Tinkle, do I have to go to the board? KAW YOU
TINKLE! I CAN'T DO MULTIPLICATION WITH A HARDON!!! I am nothing in this tag
division without 0v0. I'm screwed... it's only me and you in this match,
Tipper Gore...

(We see a blow up doll of Tipper Gore in the corner of 0¿0's locker room, with
various feathers duct taped to her ovaries, of course. She slowly starts
deflating...)

0¿0: SHITKAW... there goes my back-up tag partner... don't let the sun go
dooown on meeee...

(Janitor Filbert busts into 0¿0's locker room.)

Janitor Filbert: AHH! AHH! AHHH! LOOK AT THIS! IT'S A PIGSTY!!

0¿0: What's exactly does pigsty mean?

Janitor Filbert: It means I gotta do more work! The boss said he wouldn't give
me my citizenship papers if I don't clean every one of these locker rooms...

0¿0: Citizenship papers. Keke. Reminds me of that jobber Citizen Kane.... wait
a minute! THAT WAS ME!! WAAAAA!! WAAAAAAA!!! HOLD ME, FILBERT!! HOLD ME!!!

(0¿0 tries to jump into Filberts arms, and Filbert falls over.)

National Title Match
Double Cage, Double Ladder Match
Canada's Hero w/Elizabeth -c- vs. T.Q. Smooth

NK-Well the next match is a big one.

JD-I just hope that Richard guy doesn't come back.

Jasmine-I doubt it his leg is broken in five different places.

NK-Wait a sec wasn't Gear ment to be joining us for commentry.

JD-Not after that match with Ash he's not.

NK-Banzi place your bet nows.

Jasmine-Hero.

JD-Smooth.

Both-$20.

NK-Betting ends.

JD-Well lets look at the events that lead up to this title match.

(The words First System Failure appears on the screen)

JD-OH MY GOD COLIN GEAR THE UNDERDOG HAS WON THE TITLE.

(Promo Wars now floats with the insults exchange between T.Q Smooth and
Gear. Then T.Q challenging Colin to his trademark match. Now the words Three
Way Title match happens)

Jasmine-Colin on the outside still bleeding from high heel shot.

JD-What a move by Hero. Now he's going for the pin.

Crowd-1...2...3.

JD-It's all over Hero wins the title Colin has lost.

(Now we see the argument between Smooth and Hero on Genocide)

Smooth-I'll see you at Blackout.

(Finally Wednesday System Failure floats up again)

JD-Colin now going to where Canada's Hero is purched.

(Whack with the title)

JD-Now Fury is getting pinned.

Ref-1...2...3.

Melissa-Here are your winners T.Q Smooth and Yeah that other guy.

(The camera then cuts back to the ring where the Double Cage is set up. The
two ladders are set up on the outside)

NK-What are the rules to this match.

JD-I dunno this is Smooths match though.

(Ding ding ding)

Melissa-The next match is the DOUBLE CAGE DOUBLE LADDER MATCH. NOW MAKING
HIS WAY TO THE RING(Takes time for air)TTTTTTTTTTTTT.QQQQQQQQQQQ
SMOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH.

(The American National Tune hits as T.Q Smooth make his way to the ring. The
fans boo him and throw things at him. One thing knocks him down could of
been a rock. He stands outside the ring with mic in hand)

T.Q Smooth-The time has come to tell you the rules of this match. Now the
rules are my rules and are simple...

(Smooth gets stoped in his tracks as we see Colin Gear on the big
BlackTron/Screen/Thingy)

Gear-Smooth,Smooth look up here.

Smooth-What you want Gear this is my match with my rules.

Gear-Correction this is under my rules as this contract states.

Smooth-Oh really then what are the rules.

Gear-Hero knows the rules. You on the other hand will have to wait and see.
Oh and look behind you there is a guest wait for you.

Smooth-I know who it is it's you isn't it.

NK-That's Hero he just sent Smooth flying into the cage.

Colin-Hero good job. T.Q guess you were wrong very wrong.

(The tron goes off as Hero throws Smooth into the ring. Just then a bit of
paper floats onto the annoucers desk)

JD-These are the rules. Yay I know the rules.

NK-Yoink. Well fans this match under Colin's rules are quite simple. You
have to set up one ladder outside the cage and climb up with the other one.
Then you must open the top of the second cage set up the ladder climb the
ladder grab the title. Then climb back down and both feet much touch the
ground to win.

Jasmine-Twist?

NK-Second cage filled with staple guns and 2x4's covered in barbed wire.

JD-Colin is a nut.

Colin-No I'm not.

JD-Anyone else hear that?

NK and Jasmine-Hear what?

JD-Never mind.

(In the ring Hero is stomping on the knocked out TQ. Hero keeps on picking
up Smooth and keeps throwing him into the mesh on every side. He doesn't
stop until Smooth is busted right up)

NK-Blood I love it.

JD-As stated before I love Colin Gear's mum.

(Hero then heads outisde of the ring and grabs the first ladder. He then
sets up the ladder at the announcers side of the cage. He starts to climb
but somehow T.Q Smooth slowly gets up and out the cage. When Hero is at the
last step T.Q grabs the ladder knocks Hero off it Hero goes flying off and
goes right through the announcer table. The table then caves up on top of
him. TQ looks back smiling he sets up the other ladder and climbs up to the
second level. He then remembers that to get to the title you have to bring
up the second ladder. He is about the climb back down when the ladder snaps
in two. TQ looks pissed as he can't get back down. He enters the second cage
and the bottom of the falls making him falling down to the first level and
into the middle of the ring. The impact is so hard is cause the ring to
dent. That or TQ is real fat. The crowd the announcer and the ref all just
look on in horror. The camera crew cut to the back were we see Colin looking
very happy about the second cage falling in. The cameras pan into Colin hand
where he seems to have some sort of control)

Colin-Ha ha ha. Boobie traps I love boobie traps. Oh did I forget that in
the rules. One other rule the ring is boobie trapped)

(The cameras pan into the announcers who are sitting at a destroyed desk)

NK-Oh my god the whole of that cage and ring is boobie trapped and it's
under that nut Gears control.

JD-I love it.

Jasmine-I love him.

JD-Fans shocking thought it may be Hero is back up and has went to get the
two real ladders.

(Outside the ring Hero has got two brand new ladders. He sets one up and
put the other one under his arm. He starts to climb the set up one to the
roof of the first cage. The bottom of the second cage has now been fixed.
The cameras cut to inside the ring where we see that Smooth is still out
cold. The EMTS rush down again to try and help Smooth. They try to take him
away but out comes Colin and demands they leave him where he is. He starts
claiming this is his match and its under his rules. Another rule EMTS banned
from ring and ringside. He sends them packing to the back. He then stands
watching Hero waiting for Smooth into the second cage with a tazer and a
staple gun. Smooth starts to show signs of life he gets up but remember
Colin has that boobie trap control. Smooth then heads out of the cage he
shoves Colin. Colin shoves him back. T.Q kicks Colin and hits the Drive By.
Colin looks down and hurt. He then starts to climb the ladder when he
reaches the top he sees what Hero has. He gets bolt cutters and opens it
behind Hero. He grabs the tazer and uses it on Hero. Hero falls down like a
sack of crystals. ROB joke. Couldn't help it. He then grabs the staple gun
and starts to staple Hero all over the place. He mostly aims for the leg
area. Colin slowly gets up and sees what is happening to Hero. Hero looks
like he has lost a lot of blood. Now Smooth gets the barbed wire 2x4 and
hits and hits and hits him over and over and over again. Colin is not in a
good mood. He then asks for a mic)

Colin-Hey Smooth. Look here. That move was banned from that match it doesn't
matter if you done it on Hero or me. Guess it's your time to pay.

NK-He's pused another button.

JD-Oh goody wonder what it does.

(A very small cage falls on top of TQ. He gets trapped and can't do anything
to anyone. Colin then pushes a button and a part of the bottom of the second
cage drops. Funnely it was the bit TQ and his cage where at. He goes falling
again but this time if he does manage to get up he'll be trapped in the
cage)

JD-Damn I've lost $20.

NK-Sure have.

Jasmine-There is no way TQ can make a come back now.

NK-Just look at Colin dancing and looking happy.

Jasmine-The dead staple monster has rose but boy is he showing the pain.

NK-Colin likes to see people suffer.

Everyone else-Duh.

(Now Hero has the bolt cutters he cuts open the roof. He sets up the second
ladder. He climbs to the top and grabs the title. Colin then pushes another
button and it makes a stairway to the bottom. Hero takes the steps both feet
touch the bottom)

JD-Hero retains. Hero Retains.

NK-This is shocking Colin helping Hero.

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - THE WINNER... CANADA'S HERO!!!

JD-I wonder why.

Colin-I hate Smooth more than Hero.

NK-Well that ends another insane match right here at Blackout.

Jasmine-Yay I can get about 8 McDonalds.

(Jasmine grabs the $40 off the announcer table)

***25 seconds of softcore porn***

Television Title Match
IronMan Title Match
Baily Douglas and Playboy will be LOCKED together in a small cage that will be lifted above the ring.
Christian Douglas (TV Champ) vs. Multi Colored MoFo (IronMan Champ)

JD - Two women... We've almost seen nude... We've seen them fight.. Now they will be locked in a cage.. TOGETHER.. Hanging over the ring.

Nick - Can you say... Yes!?!!?

Jasmine - Male pigs.

JD - How many times do we have to tell you.. We don't care what you call us. We want to see Baily and Playboy naked. Is that such a big deal? Atleast we aren't raging homos. You know according to former IWO Black Superstar Raunch Beast, Christian Douglas was the Homo Anti-Christ. I loved that Raunch Beast.

Nick - Too bad I missed his incestial interviews.

Jasmine - HAHA...

JD - I've heard rumors going around all day that John was going to come out here and punish Christian Douglas for what he did at System Failure.

Nick - Christian Douglas ruined the whole show by not letting either Baily or Playboy be stripped nude. He should be punished.

Jasmine - PIGS!!! UGH!!! Why do I have to put up with this.

JD - You get paid. We get paid to torture you. So poo on you!!!

Jasmine - Jerks.

Nick - Hey, don't yell at me, this is only my first show.

('Dumb Love' by Stone Temple Pilots begins to play. President John is making his way out. The crowd is booing beyond belief. John gets in the ring. He is waving to the people. He has a microphone.)

President John - I'm glad to see you Chicago People cheering for the greatest man to ever walk the face of your shitty city!!!

*boos*

President John - Oh please!!! No more cheers!!! I love you too!!! Now... Why am I out here?

*The crowd begins to chant 'To Fuck Other Men'*

President John - You homosexual fearing pieces of goat dung.

*more chants of bad things at John*

President John - It's ok. You know that deep down inside I am your true hero. Now... Why am I here for this shitty Television Title Match? Oh yeah... AND IronMan Title Match? I'm here because of Christian Douglas. That little maggot, the guy that thinks he deserves more. The guy that ruined the nudity at System Failure. I am here because tonight, his pretty little wife will be in a cage above the ring with Playboy. And do you know what they will be wearing? NOT A DAMN THING!!!

*pop*

President John - And if Christian Douglas says his wife can't be out here... HE WILL BE FIRED!!!

(Christian Douglas makes his way out. He looks pissed. He heads to the ring.)

JD - This is going to blow up.

(Douglas grabs the microphone away from John.)

Christian Douglas - This is total bullshit dude. You come out here and want my wife to be naked into a cage with another chick? You know you are doing this just to get back at me. I refuse to let my wife come out here... nude...

(John takes the microphone back.)

President John - I didn't say she had to walk out here nude. I just said she had to be nude in the cage. She can come out in her little robe or whatever.

Christian Douglas - No one will be able to see in the cage, right? It will be too high in the air?

President John - No one in this crowd will be able to see into that cage from where they are sitting...

Christian Douglas - Ok... Ok... Whatever... Just as long as no one can see her.

President John - Ok...

(Baily Douglas makes her way out. She is wearing a bathrobe. She has a weird look on her face. The cage is being lowered from the ceiling. President John is trying to peek under the robe. Christian Douglas knocks his hand away.)

President John - Watch it...

(The cage has been lowered into the ring.)

JD - Oh yes... Here we go!!!

Nick - I can't wait!!!

Jasmine - You heard John, You won't be able to see anything.

('Open Your Eyes' by Staind begins to play. Multi Colored MoFo and Playboy are making their way out. Playboy is fully clothed. They get into the ring.)

JD - She has clothes on. This is NOT right!!!

Nick - No, it isn't.

Christian Douglas - Why does she have clothes on? What's up with this John?

(Multi Colored MoFo grabs the microphone.)

Multi Colored MoFo - Because she is going to do a little strip tease for everyone here in CHICAGO!!!

*Crowd pops*

('Hollywood Bitch' by Stone Temple Pilots begins to play. Playboy starts dancing in the ring. She slowly removes her shirt to reveal a bikini top. The crowd is going crazy. Christian Douglas looks pissed. She continues her strip tease. She slowly removes her skirt. She kicks it off to the crowd. She is wearing a thong. She kicks off her high heels. She slowly starts to remove her top... CHRISTIAN DOUGLAS!!! A CLOTHESLINE TO PLAYBOY!!! Playboy hits the mat hard!!! Multi Colored MoFo attacks Christian Douglas!!!)

President John - STOP IT!!! STOP NOW!!! OR YOU ARE BOTH FIRED!!!

(Multi Colored MoFo backs off. He is yelling at John.)

Multi Colored MoFo - Look what he did!!! I can't let him do that!!!

President John - Douglas.. I am fining you $10,000 for your actions!!! Never lay your hand on a woman that is about to remove her top.

*laughter*

JD - Look at Douglas. He is so angry. He is about to go off.

President John - Don't just stand there MoFo... Put your slut... I mean Playboy into that cage. Baily, get in...

(Baily Douglas gets into the cage. Multi Colored MoFo helps Playboy into the cage. She is still wearing her bikini top and thong bottom. Both are in the cage. John pulls a lock from his pocket. He locks the cage. The cage begins heading up above the ring.)

President John - Now once the cage stops, both ladies must remove all articles of clothing. They have to toss them down here.

(Everyone watches the cave go up. It stops.)

President John - NOW REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING!!!

(Playboy's top and bottom fall to the mat. John picks up Playboy's thong and sniffs it.)

President John - Mmmmmmmmm..... Smells just like Jasmine's...

Jasmine - DAMN IT!!!

(Baily Douglas' robe comes flying down. The crowd erupts. Both ladies are nude in the cage.)

President John - I told you Christian that no one would be able to see them in the cage nude from where they are sitting.... WELL.... I didn't lie... HOWEVER... FROM WHERE THEY ARE SITTING... IF THEY LOOK AT BLACKVISION... THEY WILL GET TO SEE.. NUDE CAGE CAM!!! I AM GOD!!! HAHHAHA!!!

(President John hurries out of the ring. BlackVision turns on and we see BAILY DOUGLAS AND PLAYBOY NUDE!!!)

JD - LOOK AT THOSE TITS ON BAILY!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Nick - LOOK AT PLAYBOY!!! MY GOD!!! I COULD FUCK HER TITS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

(Christian Douglas is angry. He is looking around, trying to find someone to cut off the camera. He gets out of the ring. He grabs a chair... HE TRIES TOSSING THE CHAIR UP TO THE CAGE.. Instead, it falls short and drops into the audience hitting a fan in the head. The fan drops to the mat. Paramedics rush out.)

Jasmine - I can't believe that!!! The fan could be dead!!!

JD - LOOK AT THOSE TITS... GOD DAMN!!!

(Baily Douglas and Playboy realize they are on camera. They try covering up... They are talking with each other... PLAYBOY LAYS ON TOP OF BAILY... THEY ARE BOTH COVERED EXCEPT FOR PLAYBOY'S ASS!!!)

Nick - NO!! NO!!! Damn it!!! They are supposed to get into a catfight in that cage, nude, and then start making out and licking each other's vagina!!!

JD - I KNOW!!!

Jasmine - Pervs...

(Christian Douglas is still trying to figure a way to stop the camera in the cage. Meanwhile, The Lovely and Talented Melissa is stumblin through her note cards.)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - This match is for the IWO Black Television and IWO IronMan Titles!!! Introducing first... Already in the ring, The IWO IronMan Champion, Multi Colored MoFo!!!

(The crowd cheers for MoFo.)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - And his opponent, hell bent on stopping his wife from being videotaped nude, and the IWO Black Television Champion... Christian Douglas!!!

(Boooooo.)

JD - You know, Douglas is a great guy and all, but I think he has gone too far. First he demands more respect then he wants his wife to be NOT nude on an IWO PPV. How retarted is that? I mean... come on.. John In Charge = Nude Women. EVERYONE knows that.

Nick - Not only that... Why does he want more respect? What has he done? NOTHING!!! And after what John announced on System Failure, the poor guy has to face 5 guys!!! He is in for a hell of a week... IF he gets by MoFo.

Jasmine - Well, the winner of this match WILL walk away as the IWO Black TV champ and IWO IronMan champ. It will really boost both superstars rating.

(The bell sounds. Douglas is not paying attention.)

JD - Hey, I think someone should tell Douglas that the match just started.

Jasmine - Multi Colored MoFo isn't going to tell him. He is just going to grab him from behind by the hair and sling him down to the mat. Look!!! From the back... Here comes the ref for the match.

Nick - About time he got his fat ass out here.

JD - MoFo has Douglas down. MoFo gets on top of Douglas and starts punching away. Douglas blocks a punch and slings MoFo off of him and to the mat. Douglas pops up. MoFo gets up. Douglas bounces off the ropes and tries a clothesline. MoFo ducks. Douglas boucnes off the opposite ropes and comes back. MoFo hits a backdrop on Douglas. Douglas hits the mat hard. MoFo drops an elbow down to Douglas.

Nick - MoFo is not going for a cover. He knows it is too early. MoFo pulls Douglas up. He is setting him up for a DDT, no, Douglas counters it. He flips MoFo over to the mat. Douglas' temper is getting away from him. He drops to the mat and starts railing away on MoFo's face. The ref grabs Douglas from behind and is trying to pull him off. Douglas pushes the ref down to the mat. What an idiot!!! Douglas continues to pound away on MoFo's face.

Jasmine - He apparently doesn't want this to be a wrestling match. He has turned this thing into a fight.

JD - He is just in a big hurry to get his nude wife down from that cage. How are they doing up there?

(Cut to BlackVision. Playboy is still laying on top of Baily. Only Playboy's ass is in view.)

Nick - Still looks like they are REALLY close up there. I wonder what they are talking about?

Jasmine - It's hard to believe that just a week ago, they were catfighting with each other.

JD - Douglas stops hitting MoFo. He rolls out of the ring. He grabs another chair. He gets back in the ring. He is going to hit MoFo!!! The ref is up!!! He grabs the chair from Douglas. He yanks it away from him. Douglas starts yelling at the ref.

Nick - If Douglas gets disqualified here, he will keep his TV belt, maybe that's what he is doing.
Jasmine - I doubt he would do that. He is just too angry right now.

JD - The ref is yelling back at Douglas. THE REF IS THREATENING TO HIT DOUGLAS WITH THE CHAIR!!! The crowd erupts. Douglas backs off... he backs over Multi Colored MoFo!!! Douglas falls back first to the mat. Look guys, MoFo already has a small cut on his forehead where Douglas was hitting him.

Nick - MoFo is now ontop of Douglas pounding away on his face. This is just a brawl.

Jasmine - Also, MoFo's father killed Douglas' father.

Nick - Damn family affairs getting in the way of wrestling.

JD - The ref has had enough. He jumps on MoFo's back. MoFo slings him off. MoFo picks the ref up and chunks him over the top rope to the floor.

Nick - That will get him disqualified. That was a bone head move!!! This match is going to be over once the ref comes to his senses.

Jasmine - Multi Colored MoFo grabs the chair the ref set down in the corner of the ring. He goes over to Douglas!!! WHACK!! Right across the chest of Douglas. AND ANOTHER!!! AND NOW TO HIS HEAD!!! Douglas is hurting. MoFo is starting to celebrate. Look.. On BlackVision...

Nick - Baily and Playboy apparently are having words!!! Playboy hops off of Baily exposing her... LUSCIOUS BREASTS.. Baily slaps Plaboy!!! Playboy jumps on Baily!!! CATFIGHT!!! CATFIGHT!!! IN THE CAGE!!! YES!!! They are pulling hair!!! YES!!!

JD - They are rolling around in that cage. The cage is shaking like crazy.

Jasmine - People are fighting in the cage and in the ring.

Nick - I hope that cage doesn't give way. I mean, they are really going at it up there.

JD - Well, down here, Multi Colored MoFo has Douglas set up in the corner. He is in the opposite corner with the chair. He goes charging in.. DOUGLAS SOMEHOW MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!
MoFo goes crashing into the corner hard... Against the chair. MoFo goes down to the mat. The chair falls next to him.

Nick - TITS!!! TITS!!! LOOK AT THOSE TITS UP THERE!!! WOOOOO!!!

Jasmine - Both Douglas and MoFo are down in the ring. Neither one is moving right now. Up in the cage. Playboy has gained advantage and is driving the back of Baily's head onto the bars of the cage. WAIT!!! Baily rolls over on top of her and slings her head against the cage. The cage has started to swing.

Nick - That can't be safe.

JD - We don't need nude dead chicks out here.

Nick - No, we don't.

Jasmine - The cage is really rocking. Baily has Playboy in a head lock and is slinging her body around. Playboy is trying to claw at Baily's face. Baily just squeezes Playboy's head harder.

Nick - Why can't they just play with each other's nipples?

JD - OH MY GOD!!! One of the cables holding the cage just snapped. Only one cable is holding that cage up!!! Those two girls are going to come crashing to their deaths!!! NUDE!!!

Jasmine - Someone needs to help them.

Nick - Christian Douglas is slowly getting up. He looks above him and sees the cage dangling in the air. He screams out for Baily!!!

JD - How the hell are they supposed to get down from there? I doubt we have a ladder in the back that damn big.

Jasmine - No one has come out. Apparently no one cares about their safety.

Nick - Multi Colored MoFo is getting up. He looks up and sees that Christian Douglas is busy looking up at the cage. He grabs the chair!!! HE NAILS DOUGLAS IN THE HEAD. Douglas hits the mat hard. Multi Colored MoFo rolls out of the ring. He grabs the ref and rolls him into the ring. MoFo gets back in... HE IS GOING FOR A COVER!!!

1...........................
The ref is holding his neck.
2.........................
The ref is counting really slow...

JD - Douglas kicks out!!! MoFo is furious. He had Douglas pinned. He would have been the TV and IronMan champion!!!

Jasmine - The cage is making funny noises. I think that other cable is about to break.

Nick - Lets hope not.

JD - Hey, if they fall from that cage, nude, and they land in the crowd, what if some fat drunk truck driver fan tries to rape them?

Jasmine - Lets hope it doesn't come that Jason. Lets just hope...

Nick - Multi Colored MoFo pulls Douglas up. HE LOCKS IT ON!!! THE MOFOBIA!!! He has it locked in!!! There is no way Douglas can escape after that chair shot he just took.

JD - MoFo is not going to let go. He has it locked in. This match is about to be over.

Jasmine - The ref is checking on Douglas... He raises his arm.. It drops... He raises his arm again... It drops!!! He raises it one more time...

JD - MY GOD!!!

NICK - THE CAGE...

JD - IS!!!

NICK - FALL....

JD - ING!!!

(The last cable snaps and the cage goes crashing down into the ring. Both ladies are out cold, nude, laying in a pile of broken metal. Mutli Colored MoFo lets go of Douglas and immediately goes over to check on Playboy.)

Jasmine - Oh my god... I can't believe this happened. They could both be dead.

JD - Lets hope not Jasmine.

(Multi Colored MoFo pulls Playboy from the wreckage. He starts to give her mouth to mouth. Paramedics rush out. They immediately go to work on Playboy and Baily Douglas.)

Nick - This is not good at all... Those cables just... snapped. I don't see how that happened.

JD - GUYS!!! LOOK UP THERE!!! AT THE TOP OF THE ARENA!!!

Nick - HOLY SHIT!!!

JD - WHO IS THAT??! I CANT MAKE THEM OUT...

Jasmine - IT'S JOHN!!! PRESIDENT JOHN!!! HE IS THE ONE THAT MADE THE CABLES SNAP!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!

Nick - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!!!

JD - WHY?!?! WHY DID HE DO THAT?!!?

(The paramedics revive Playboy. Multi Colored MoFo tries to help her up. But she can't stand. She stumbles back into the ropes. John leaves from the rafters.)

JD - After a fall like that... I'm surprised she can move at all.

(Christian Douglas is coming too... He looks around. He sees the cage. He sees paramedics trying to help Baily. He looks over and sees Multi Colored MoFo helping Playboy... HE IS SNEAKING BEHIND MOFO!!! HE ROLLS HIM UP!!! The ref looks around and has no choice but to count.)

Nick - HE HAS HIS TIGHTS!!! BUT THE REF DOESN'T SEE IT!!!!! 1...........2...............NO!!!! MOFO REVERSES IT!!!! HE HAS DOUGLAS!!!! 1..........2...........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - Here is your winner... The NEW IWO Black Television Champion and IronMan Champion... Multi Colored MoFo!!!

JD - What a way to win!!! Douglas tried to slip in behind and cheat MoFo, but MoFo reversed it and won.

(Baily is out cold in the rubble. She is not moving. Christian Douglas rushes over to cover her up. He doesn't seem to care that he lost.)

Jasmine - Someone has to explain to me why John did this. I don't understand this at all.

(President John is now making his way out. He has a huge smile on his face and a microphone in his hand.)

President John - Hey Douglas, don't fuck with me. Look at your little bitch now. She's probably dead.

(Christian Douglas is asking for a microphone.)

Christian Douglas - You motherfucker. I'm going to kill you!!!

Nick - WHAT?!?!

JD - Wow... He is going too far.

President John - DAMN YOU!!! MoFo... Get his ass!!! Take him down!! NOW!!!!

(Multi Colored MoFo is too concerned about Playboy. He doesn't even care that he is the new TV Champ.)

President John - Listen to me you son of a bitch. Do what I say. This is MY pay per view. MY RULES!!!

(MoFo doesn't even acknowledge what John is saying.)

President John - OK!!! NEW MATCH!!! IRONMAN TITLE MATCH!!! RIGHT NOW!!! DOUGLAS... PIN HIM AND GET THE IRONMAN TITLE...

(Christian Douglas looks confused. He shakes his head. He goes over and grabs Multi Colored MoFo from behind. He swings him around, kick to the gut... BLACK AND BLUE DEVICE!!! MoFo is screaming out in pain. He is screaming out that he gives up. The ref has no choice but to call for the bell a second time.)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - THE WINNER... AND NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION... CHRISTIAN DOUGLAS...

(Douglas lets go of the hold. The ref hands him the IronMan Title belt. Paramedics pulls Baily from the wreckage. They roll her on a stretcher that is outside the ring. Multi Colored MoFo is slowly getting up. He and Playboy slowly exit the ring, in pain. Christian Douglas accidently drops the IronMan Title belt. It starts to tick. He looks around, confused. It ticks.... It ticks.. It stops ticking.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The IronMan Title belt has exploded and killed Christian Douglas. His guts go flying throughout the arena. Half of his spleen splatters on the announcers' table.)

JD - Dinnner.

Jasmine - Sick.

Nick - Very.

JD - We are going to need more than 30 seconds of nude women dancing to clean this mess up... We will be back...

*60 seconds of nude women dancing*

*July... The heat of summer is getting to you... You sweat... You can't take it anymore... You scream... 'Heretic Song' by Slipknot begins to play... Anger... Agression... Hatred... All of this rolled into one event... One night where EVERYTHING can be unleashed... IWO Black presents... Boiling Point... Live July 22nd from Phoenix, Arizona... Only on Pay Per View...*

JD - That's going to be huge... Boiling Point... And just think guys, it is just 4 weeks away...

Nick - Yeah, the reason it is just 4 weeks away is because we are off schedule. Blackout was supposed to take place LAST Sunday.

Jasmine - Yeah, but I think in 4 weeks time, a lot of things will have happened to set up Boiling Point. Then we head into August... And of course... IWO Black: Life Support.

JD - The summer will be HUGE!!!

*22 seconds of a nude girl jumping up and down on a pogo stick*

(The ring is clean. President John is standing in the ring. He has a huge smile on his face and brand new IronMan Title belt over his shoulder.)

President John - Well, I must say, Christian Douglas left us with an explosive goodbye. To all of his family and fans, I must apologize for having to put up with him as long as you did. Now, onto this title here. The REAL IronMan title. I am not going to keep a title vacant, so, I'm going to GIVE this title away. And the winner of this brand new IronMan Title belt is..... Wait.... I need the envelope...

(Porn music begins to play. BAILY DOUGLAS!!! BAILY DOUGLAS!!! She is making her way down to the ring. She is wearing a very skimpy bikini. She has an envelope in her hand.)

President John - This... Is my new intern!!! So now I have Monica and Baily. This just shows how much more great I am than you people.

(Baily gets into the ring. She hands John the envelope. He grabs her ass and gives her a kiss.)

President John - Later tonight Baily, I'll introduce you to the Presidental Pleasure Rod. *wink wink*

(Baily smiles at John. She is wet.)

President John - Now.. Your new IRONMAN CHAMPION.... SIN!!!

(The crowd reacts... Weirdly...)

President John - Why is Sin the IWO IronMan Champion? Simply because he was off tonight and he probably shouldn't have been. I feel bad for my mistake so he is your new IronMan Champ. Oh yeah, at Genocide. Sin... You will be facing... BRYAN FURY for the title!!!

(The crowd reacts... Even more weird than before...)

President John - Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go teach my new intern Baily Douglas how to file important information. HAHHAHAHA!!!

(John kisses Baily Douglas and they head out of the ring together. Baily is all over John.)

JD - Oh how the cookie crumbles. She doesn't even seem to care that her husband was just killed in an explosion.

Nick - I guess the fall from the cage knocked her silly. But she is still hot and if I were John I'd fuck her too.

Jasmine - Even after death, you guys are still male pigs.

Nick - Yes, Yes we are.

JD - Nothing will ever change us from being male pigs Jasmine... Nothing...

*** 30 seconds of fat old women dancing***

JD - Well... There we go... That might...

IWO Black World Tag Team Title Match
CLT (Chutes, Ladders, and Tables) Formerly a part of that 'other' organization's multi-part escapade...now it comes to Black. Takes place in a giant playplace. To win, one team climbs down through the playplace to the bottom, where they escape. Weapons of all kinds, from the mundane to the deadly, are strewn about in ball pits, slides, moon rooms, and everything else you can imagine.
The Corruption System vs. Extreme Legends -c- vs. Domestic Violence

JD: This match has been building momentum ever since the IWO Black announced its entry into the proffessional wrestling scene earlier this June!!

NK: Damn right Jason! We have the reigning IWO Black World Tag Team champions, Extreme Legends, going up against former IWO Black World tag champs Corruption System, and one half of Domestic Violence, for IWO Extreme champion, 'The Mysterious Birdman' 0¿0. I'm willing to put money on Corruption System cleaning house in this one. GO MICHAEL KNIGHT!!! Remember Mr. Knight - my daughter masterbates to your photo's!! IF YOU DON'T WIN I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR PENIS!!

JD: ...

Jasmine: ...

Jasmines Pet Penguin, Gerald: ...

NK: .... WHAT?! I WILL DAMN IT!! AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP BRINGING YOUR DAMN PENGUIN TO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!

Jasmine: Stop being such a table nazi! We don't have to listen to you!

JD: Alright, both of you, shut your yappers. T'm getting word this match is gonna start at a Ronald McDonald playplace... only most of the kids will be cleared from it... and there will be some 'extra added' little toys for our wrestlers! We're about ready to start this match folks!

*DING DING DING*

(The Lovely and Talented Melissa walks into the ring, with the hoots and hollars of various drunks and child molesters being heard. Melissa begins juggling hampsters.)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: See! Like, I can juggle, like, hampsters! I'm, like, talented!

President John *shouting from his sky box*: UMMM.. MELISSA HONEY... WHAT I SAID YOU WERE TALENTED, WHAT I MEANT WAS TALENTED IN ORAL SEX. JUST ANNOUNCE THE BIG MEN TO COME OUT, DEAR, THEN YOU CAN COME BACK UP TO THE SKY BOX AND GIVE JOHN SOME MORE HEAD. AND BRING THEM HAMPSTERS TOO. I THINK WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH THOSE.

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: Okay! Anyway, our next match... is, like, for the IWO Black Tag Team Championships!!!!!

(Large pop*********!!)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: Like, making their way to the ring first, at a combined weighed of... um... like, I can't, like, read numbers past 2 digits... but they our your, like, IWO Black World Tag team champiiionnnns! THE EXXXTREEEMMME LEGGGENNDS, AND STUFF!!

(The scene cuts to the Ronald McDonald Playplace. You know, those little playground things attached to the McDonalds resterants? Anyway, we see a large network of tubing and slides, a ball room with assorted weapons buried under the balls, some fishing nets covered in kerosine and the Ronald McDonald Happy Meal Flag at the top of the Playplace. The camera focuses on that flag...)

JD: That is the flag our contestants must excape the Playplace with to be declaired the official IWO Black Tag Team Champions! Can Extreme Legends defend there titles?!

(We see the Extreme Legends, Mike Extreme and Tom Lexian, walk into the Playplace. They stare in awe at the giant hardcore playground.)

Mike Extreme: I WANNA PLAY IN THE BALLS! I WANNA PLAY IN THE BALLS!

Tom Lexian: God DAMN IT, Mike! We have an obligation here! We must defend these here titles against these freaks! Are you with me- what the?

(Mike Extreme crawls into the tubing, having fun, as all good wrestlers should be in this scenario. Tom Lexian shakes his head in shame.)

Tom Lexian *as he shakes his head and watches Extreme climb through the tubes*: What a child.

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: Like, and the challengers and stuff... weighing in at a combined... oh, there's another one of those big numbers again! Anyway, and stuff, like-

(Suddenly, both Michael Knight and Eric Eaton bust into the room. Michael Knight has a sledge hammer and Eric Eaton has a plastic Wal Mart bag!)

NK: HOLY FUCK! Eric Eaton throws the Wal Mart bag over Mike Extremes head! Mike Extreme is blinded!

JD: Michael Knight winds up that sledge!! NO!! NO!! HE JUST SMACKED MIKE EXTREME WITH FULL FORCE IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SLEDGE!!! MIKE IS STILL STANDING!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

NK: His last name explains it all!

Michael Knight: I got this bitch taken care of. You go try to find Lexian.

Eric Eaton: Excellent...

JD: Eric Eaton climbs up the tubing after Tom Lexian! Get a cameraman to follow him!!

NK: Michael Knight winds up that sledge one more time!!! AND ANOTHER BRUTAL SMACK TO THE HEAD OF MIKE EXTREME, WITH A SLEDGE!!! MIKES HEAD MUST BE BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! Michael Knight taps Mike with his index finger! And Mike finally falls off his feet! This match hasn't even started yet! Where the hell is the Birdman?!

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: Like... am I forgetting to announce someone? Oh yeah! Like that one feathery guy, with all the feathers, and stuff! Is that, like, good John?

President John *from the skybox*: GOOD JOB SWEETBUNS! NOW GET YOUR ASS UP HERE! MY KNOB ISN'T GONNA SLOB ITSELF!

The Lovely and Talented Melissa: LIKE, YAY!

(The Lovely and Talented Melissa runs up to Johns sky box. 'Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear' by the Carpender plays loudly in the playplace. But no 0¿0. It plays for a second time, and finally, 'The Mysterious Birdman' 0¿0 stumbles into the vecinity of the playplace, with a bottle of scotch in his grasp.)

NK: 0¿0 does not look very well.

JD: He still looks shocked about the death of 0v0.

0¿0 *crying and drunk*: I got my thrrriillllll... on blueberry hiiiiiiilll....

(0¿0 falls over, in a puddle of alcohol. Suddenly, a midget Schitzo Tod walks in and loads 0¿0 into a wheelbarrel, and wheels him near the ball pit, and dumps him into the pit.)

JD: How depressing.

NK: What a dip shit. Anyway, look at this over here... Michael Knight is tying Mike Extreme up to the kerosine fish net connected to the side of the playplace!

Michael Knight: See you in hell, Mr. Extreme...

NK: YES! YES! HE LIGHTS THE MATCH! FIRE!

Jasmine: Heavens!

JD: NO! NO! NO WAY! THIS'LL KILL EXTREME! MICHAEL KNIGHT THROWS THE MATCH ONTO THOSE FLAMMABLE ROPES!

NK: MIKE EXTREMES FOOT BREAKS FREE FROM THE NET! AND HE KICKS KNIGHT IN THE TESTICLES! OOOOH! THATS GOTTA HURT!

Jasmine: Mike grabs Michael by the hair! He slams his head into those flaming ropes! MICHAELS HAIR IS IN FLAMES!

NK: Michael is stopping, dropping and rolling! BUT THAT IS NOT THE THING TO DO AT A MCDONALDS RESTERANT! There's so much grease on the floor! The fire is spreading all over his body!

JD: Mike Extreme is stomping on Michaels flaming body! Which is putting out the flames, even though I'm sure thats not what Mike intended! Thank god!

NK: Lets see how Eric Eaton is doing on his hunt for Tom Lexian in those tunnels.

(We fade to a cameraman who is following Eric Eaton climbing through those tunnels, on his hunt for Tom Lexian.)

Eric Eaton *with a Crocidile Hunter accent*: As soon as I find this litta bugga, I'm gonna shove me boot up his asshole. Now where could he be... hmmmm...

(He takes out a map of the tubing system he found on the back of a Happy Meal bag.)

Eric Eaton: Hmmmm... if I turn right, I will eventually run into a gigantic slide. That could be fun. But if I go right, I have to go up a couple of ladders... and viola! I'd get the flag, theirfore, winning the match! But there appears to be a locked door at the top of the ladder... so I'd have to find a key somewhere in the playplace, to unlock the door and grab the flag! I'm sure that bastard Lexian already has the key...

(Eric Eaton goes through the left tunnel to find Tom Lexian. He sees Lexian, climbing up the ladder to the excape.)

Tom Lexian: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I get the flag!

JD: Eric Eaton grabs Tom Lexians leg and yanks him off the ladder to the top! And a brawl breaks out in the tunnels!

Jasmine: Eric Eaton grabs Lexian's head!! And he slams it up against the wall of that tube!

(The camera cuts back to the scene outside of the network of tubes... where Mike Extreme seems to be in control of Michael Knight.)

JD: Extreme lifts up Michael Knight! Barehug Slam onto the bare McDonalds tile floor!

NK: Mike Extreme grabs a super size coke! And he poors it into the eye sockets of Michael Knight! Think how much acid is in that Coke!! OUCH!

JD: Knight holds his eyes in pain!

(The cameras cut to the ball pit, where 0¿0 plays with a red ball and a blue ball in the pit, inserting various voices for each colored ball.)

Blue Ball *with 0¿0 inserting his voice*: HEY RED BALL, YOU HAVE A NICE RED ASS.

Blue Ball *with 0¿0 inserting his voice*: OH MR. GRUMPUS, YOU ANIMAL! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS ASS, COME AND GET IT, BITCH!

Blue Ball *with 0¿0 inserting his voice*: HELLZ YEAH, BITCH!

(0¿0 begins slamming the two balls together. They are having 'sweet ball sex'. Jason Donovan rolls his eyes.)

JD: A low budget porno has no place in a tag title match!

NK: THIS IS MAKING ME HORNY!!

Jasmine: Plastic bubble rap makes you horny, Nick.

NK: .... SO?! I DIG THE POPPAGE!! SO WHAT, HOE!!

JD: 0¿0 opens the door to the Ball Pit and walks out, to where Mike Extreme pounds on Michael Knight. He lobs the red plastic ball at Mike Extreme. It rolls at his feet.

0¿0: KAW!! TAKE THAT MOTHER KLUCKER!! MIGHT AS WELL GIVE ME THEM TITLES!!! I'M EL MACHO BIRDO!!!

Mike Extreme: What the fuck?

JD: Mike Extreme slides two McDonalds tables together! HE GRABS BIRDMAN! POWERBOMB THROUGH THOSE TABLES! 0¿0 WAS JUST POWERBOMBED THROUGH THOSE MCDONALDS TABLES!

0¿0: Kawwwww.... *begins twitching*

(We cut to inside the tunnels again, where we see Eric Eaton and Tom Lexian rolling around in, thowing various punches at eachother.)

JD: And there's a brawl over that key! Eric Eaton is getting the life choked out of him by Tom Lexian! BUT ERIC BITES TOM! What a cheap shot! Now Eric is ripping out Toms hair! Ouch!

(We cut back to the outside of the tunnels, where Michael Knight begins to climb back to his feet, a chard mess.)

NK: Knight is sneaking up on Extreme! He's right behind Extreme, practically breathing down his neck! He's got a sheet of glass! HE RAISES THE GLASS TO SMASH OVER EXTREMES HEAD! BUT EXTREME BACK ELBOWS KNIGHT IN THE FACE, MAKING HIM DROP THE SHEET OF GLASS! Shattered glass is all over the floor! Mike Extreme kicks Knight into the stomach! HE LIFTS KNIGHT UP VERTICALLY! UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER INTO THE SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS! Both Knight and Extreme are bleeding from the head, now!

JD: Mike Extreme is whoopin' up on some! He's got both 0¿0 and Knight down!

(Suddenly, a man in a Grimace suit walks up to Mike Extreme.)

Grimace: Hey hey hey! I'm your friend, Mike!

Mike Extreme: Who the... what the... fuck are you?

Grimace: I am a gentle dinosaur! I've come to dance with you!

Mike Extreme: ?

Grimace: Wanna be my friend?

Mike Extreme: NO.

Grimace: GRIMACE DOESN'T LIKE THAT VERY MUCH! GRIMACE SHALL WHOOP SOME ASS!

JD: Grimace pulls out a gigantic plastic fry! AND HE BEAMS MIKE EXTREME ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT! MIKE EXTREME FALLS TO THE FLOOR!

Grimace: T-hehehehahahahohohohonyahahaha! I AM INVISABLE!

(A group of children formulates around Grimace.)

Children: YOU RULE, GRIMACE! GRIMACE, GRIMACE, GRIMACE!

Grimace: Damn right, fuckers!

NK: What the hell is this?

(Suddenly, the cameras focus on the large glass wall surrounding the playplace. We see a large truck barrelling towards the walls!!)

JD: HOLY FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

NK: It's a truck! A FUCKING TRUCK! IT'S GONNA SMASH THROUGH THE PLAYPLACE!!

Grimace: Holy fuck! GOTTA BLOW!

(Grimace tries running away, but he is too fat. CRASSSSHHHHH!!!)

JD: HOLY SHIT!!! THAT TRUCK JUST SMASHED THROUGH THE GLASS WALL OF THE PLAYPLACE!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHO'S COMING OUT OF THE TRUCK?!

NK: .... IT'S XAVIER HALL!! XAVIER HALL HAS ARRIVED!! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE!! WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM GRIMACE!?

Jasmine: Xavier Hall pulls a chair out of the truck! AND HE HITS GRIMACE WITH THE CHAIR!!

JD: He yanks off Grimace costume!!!

NK: IT'S SCOTT STYLES!!! SCOTT STYLES DRESSED AS GRIMACE!!! HOLY SHIT!!! THATS F'N HILARIOUS!!

JD: XAVIER HALL IS BATTLING WITH SCOTT STYLES THROUGHOUT THE MCDONALDS RESTERANT, MINUTES BEFORE THEIR EPIC MAIN EVENT MATCH!!

Jasmine: This is incredible!!!! 0¿0 is rising to his feet!! Both Mike Extreme and Michael Knight are down!! What's going on?!

('O Fortuna' by Mozart plays softly in the McDonalds. All the hicks drop their various sandwiches and wonder 'what the hell?'. Sudddenly, a flash of light is seen at the top of the playplace, and we see a spirit of some sort being lowered from the top of the ceiling...)


JD: What in the holy FUCK is that?!

(The figure becomes more clear... it is a bird of some sort... it is 0v0!! 0v0 IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE!!!)

NK: NO... NO... IT CAN'T BE!! IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO!!! SATANS CHICKEN IS BACK!!!

JD: Mike Extreme and Michael Knight try to charge 0¿0!!! BUT RAVENOUS DOVES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE MAUL THEIR FACES!!! 0¿0 is kackling evilly!!!

Jasmine: What's that 0¿0 has in his hand? It's a canister of some sort...

0¿0: MMMMM... NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE CARBON MONOXIDE TO FLUSH A FEW RATS OUT OF THE TUNNELLS OF A PLAYPLACE!! KEKEKEKEKE!!

NK: It's a canister of carbon monoxide gas!! HE COULD KILL BOTH TOM LEXIAN AND ERIC EATON!! BUT 0¿0 THROWS IT INTO THE TUNNELS NONETHELESS!!

(Gas begins filling the tunnells. We cut to the inside... where Eric Eaton is choking Tom Lexian with his boot... the gas begins thickening in that area.)

Eric Eaton *sniff sniff*: What the hell is that? It smells like car exaust...

Tom Lexian: Maybe you farted.

Eric Eaton: ... no. It's getting to smokey in here. I think I'm gonna.... *faints*.

Tom Lexian: Gonna what? Huh? What are you gunnnaaaaaa..... *faints*.

(The spirit of 0v0 hands 0¿0 a gas mask to enter the tunnells. 0¿0 begins crawling through the network of tunnels, and runs into the excape door at the top of the playplace, which is firmly locked. 0¿0 realizes he doesn't have the key...)

0¿0: ... KAW! NO KEY... AW FUCK IT.

(0¿0 hammers all his weight into the door and it pries open. 0¿0 climbs up the ladder and grabs the flag.)

0¿0: YAY! I HAVE THE FLAG! I HAVE THE FLAG! NOW I MUST REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF EL POLLO DIABLO....

(0v0 rips off his mask!!!)

JD: IT'S EL BASTARDO LOCO!! EL BASTARDO LOCO WAS EL POLLO DIABLO THE WHOLE TIME!! WHODATHUNKIT?!

0¿0: NOW IT'S TIME FOR THIS BIRD TO FLY!!! KAWWWW!!

NK: 0¿0 LEAPS!!! AND HE SMASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE PLAYPLACE, WITH THE FLAG IN HAND!!! 0¿0 AND EL BASTARDO LOCO ARE THE NEW TAG CHAMPIONS!! WHAT CHAOS!!

Winners - 0¿0 and El Bastardo Loco

El Bastardo Loco: Now comes the revolution of the tag team division, esse!! THE NEW ERA!! Or something!! It's me and 0¿0 for now on... we are Domestic Violence - Second Offense! AND WE ARE UNSTOPPA-

JD: HOLY SHIT!!! MIKE EXTREME JUST CLOBBERED EL BASTARDO LOCO WITH THE TAG TITLE GOLD!!

Mike Extreme: There you go, asshole. Take it.

NK: IT IS CHAOTIC HERE!! XAVIER HALL AND SCOTT STYLES ARE AT MCDONALDS!! AND THERE MATCH IS NEXT!!

***World Title Promo***

***23 seconds of nude women playing basketball***

(President John, Baily Douglas, Monica, and The KKK (Kelli, Kati, and Krissi) are standing in the ring. John has a microphone.)

President John - Really cute guys. Loco, Birdman. You really pulled a fast one over on ol' john didn't ya? Nah.. You didn't... Sorry guys, it doesn't work that way. You can't just magically pick partners out of the sky. So, YOUR WINNERS BECAUSE I SAID SO, AND NEW IWO BLACK WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE TEAM I CHEATED BECAUSE THEY SUCK... THE CORPORATION SYSTEM!!!

(The crowd is in shock.)

President John - Now to make all these people happy, Loco and Birdman, you WILL get your chance at the tag titles July 2nd on System Failure. And also that night, El Bastardo Loco, you will defend your Extreme Title against.................... The Mysterious Birdman and Mike Extreme!!!

(President John slams down the microphone. He and all of his new lady friends exit the ring and head to the back.)

NK - What a lucky guy.

JD - Touche.

Jasmine - Pervs.

***32 seconds of an erotic poem read by a nude Bea Arhtur***


Special Attraction Handicap Match
Special Guest Refree: The Other John
Titan, Mad Max, and Zombie w/Mystery Man vs. The Sacred Enemies & Two Mystery Men

JD - Well, here we go. A match that A LOT of people have been waiting to see. Zombie's IWO Black wrestling debut. And Titan's return to the ring. Of course, they are in a handicap situation. And we don't even know if Titan is going to be able to wrestle.

Nick - Yeah, The Sacred Enemies took his knee out at System Failure. This is not good for Zombie or Mad Max.

Jasmine - I don't think anything can be good for them in this match. John is going to get involved and things are NOT going to end happy for Zombie, Mad Max, and Titan.

JD - Well, this match has another interesting angle. Zombie's friend, a guy that will come out with Zombie here tonight, has kidnapped Lori Shultz, Felian Kahn's girlfriend. Who is this guy? And why in the world did he do it?

Nick - He did it to balance this thing out Jason. It's obvious. With them having Lori Shultz, it allows them to have complete control over Felian Kahn. That makes this match even.

Jasmine - Good point Nick.

('People of the Sun' by Rage Against the Machine begins to play. Zachary Lyons is making his way out. He gets in the ring. He has a microphone.)

Zachary Lyons - Watch the tape... Just watch it... This was just a few moments ago. It was all caught on a security camera...


(We fade into backstage and see a door. The door immediately opens and we see 'Nightmare'
Felian Kahn. He goes towards a garbage can, looks down and takes out what looks to
be a razor sharp Japanese dagger. Felian takes it out of it's case and holds
it up as it sparkles and shines in the sunlight. He looks at it with a
sadistic smile on his face. He sees someone coming and puts it back in it's
case and tries to hide it. But it's too late a security officer has already
seen it.)

Security Officer: Umm, Mr. Kahn may I ask you what's in your hand?

Felian: *Irritated* What are you talking about?

Security Officer: I'm talking about that razor sharp weapon you were just
holding up.

Felian: What?

Security Officer: *Talking to a radio* I need back up over here. I have a man
UMMMPH!!!!!

(Felian punches the officer in the gut and knees him in the groin. Then he
tosses him to the side as a horde of police officers come and surround
Felian. They grab him and confiscate the dagger. Felian tries to fight off
all the officers but they escort him away.)

Felian: You sloppy sacks of horse shit! Let me go! You damn imbeciles!!!

(cut back to the ring.)

Zachary Lyons - So, where does this leave me? What am I supposed to do? I have no answers...

('The Nobodies' by Marilyn Manson begins to play. Mad Max, Zombie, and someone dressed in a black cape are headed to the ring. The crowd pops.)

JD - HERE WE GO!!! LYONS IS ALL ALONE!!!

(Mad Max, Zombie, and the caped person gets to the ring. The caped person enters the ring first, followed by Mad Max and Zombie.)

Zachary Lyons - This is just great...

(Lyons drops the microphone and gets the hell out of the ring. Zombie, Mad Max, and the caped person are standing in the center of the ring. The crowd is going crazy. Zombie walks over to the caped person and removes the cape... IT IS LORI SHULTZ!!! She has bruises all over her body. A cut is above her eye and a few scratches are on her arm. Her mouth is gaged. Zombie picks up the microphone.)

Zombie - We said she would be here. And here she is. And where is your lover now Lori? He is in jail. He is locked away where he can't get to you. He will be in jail, getting his ass raped, all because he wanted to get to us because we had his precious little bitch.

Nick - Who are the heels again?

('El Presidento' by John is God begins to play. President John, Jax Stone with a ball bat, the two mystery guys, and what appears to be two mystery women are making their way out. The mystery guys are dressed in all black. They get to the ring. Zombie and Max back away, Zombie grabs Lori Shultz. John has a microphone.)

President John - Well, this is the BIG moment? This is where my guys come in and take you out. Oh wait, where is your fallen hero? your friend? What happened to Titan. Oh yeah, his bum knee. Wah! Wah! I bet he is home right now crying. MY KNEE! WAH! WAH!

(The lights in the arena dim. 'Purity' by Slipknot begins to play. The crowd erupts louder than ever before. Titan is making his way out. He has on a knee brace. He has a noticeable limp. He is headed to the ring with rage in his eyes.)

JD - TITAN IS HERE!!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO TAKE OUT ALL OF JOHN'S FORCES!!!

Nick - WHAT AN OVATION!!

(Titan climbs the ring steps and steps over the top rope into the ring. Not scared at all about being out numbered. Titan walks over to stand beside Mad Max and Zombie. The lights come back up and the crowd is still going crazy. Titan has a microphone.)

Titan - I carried you for how long now John? I was your big meal ticket. Without me, you would be nothing in the wrestling world. You called me up, you said you were taking over the IWO Black and wanted me to be a big part of it. You needed the ratings, you needed fans, so you called me. You knew I was hurt. You knew my knee was bad. Yet, you wanted me to come save your ass. I mean god damn it, Meygon is in the IWO White right now as the ring announcer. I don't even have my fucking manager with me. Why? Because that god damn bastard Jamie Kosoy can't find some other fucking whore to do his work. And that really pisses me off. And so here we are. Torn between beating the shit out of you John or going to wherever fucking Kosoy is and shoving his head up his asshole. You know why I'm here instead John? Because I know, if I mess with Kosoy, I'll get thrown into some lover's triangle the god damned mexican son of a bitch with all the question marks. And then his fucking ape will come into the picture. And so on until I have to break his little neck again like I did back in the FWL.

President John - You don't get over grudges do you? You still hold a grudge against Jamie and The Mysterious One, even after all this time. That's pathetic.

Titan - You know what's pathetic? The fact that even after you called me, you called Zombie. You still needed more power to boost the IWO Black. Then you called Max. Then apparently you called Jax Stone and The Prep Kids. So who are these two guys John? *pointing to the mystery guys*. And who is that slut? *pointing to the mystery women* You know, that really doesn't matter at this point. What matters is that right now we are going to kick your ass and give you the ratings and fan base you want.

(the crowd pops. Mad Max, Zombie, and Titan step up in the faces of John's forces. All of a sudden 'Devil Without a Cause' by Kid Rock begins to play. Zombie has a huge smile on his face.)

JD - What is this?

Nick - THE THIRD IWO WORLD CHAMPION!!! THE SECOND IWO NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!! THE GRIM REAPER HAS ARRIVED!!!

Jasmine - Is he the one that kidnapped Lori?

Nick - DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

(The Grim Reaper makes his way out. The crowd pops. He heads to the ring. He enters the ring and stands next to Zombie.)

President John - And The Old Undertaker has arrived!!! Gonna tombstone all of us? I made you Reaper. I made you Zombie. I made you Max. I made you Titan. I made each and every one of you. And this is how you repay me? You all stand here, tonight, against me. What ungrateful pieces of shit. And Reaper, you had to kidnap Lori Shultz? I mean come on. Look at her. Look at the mess she is in. All because you wanted to get to me. You leave personal lives out of this shit. Felian is in jail right now because of all this. I have to go bail his ass out later tonight. All because of you people. I hope your fans see what you really are. Washed up has beens that have to kidnap men's girlfriends in order to scare someone. Well, you don't fucking scare me.

(Zombie takes the microphone from Titan.)

Zombie - We aren't trying to scare anyone. This is how we work. You mess with us, we mess with your family, your friends. You have us out numbered, we had to do something. She just has a few bruises and cuts. It's not like we molested her or anything. And not that we'd want to mess with that slut.

President John - Lies. You know you are lying. But you know what. The talk is over. The lies are over. The match has to start right now. Jax Stone will take Felian Kahn's place. Now, lets see who the real men are.

Zombie - First off, who are these mystery guys. You aren't going to keep us in suspense for much longer are you?

(One of the mystery women walk up to Mad Max. Max is in some sort of trance. The woman starts dancing in front of him. She drops to her knees... AND PUNCHES MAX IN THE GROIN!!! MAX CLUTCHES HIS GROIN.. ONE OF THE MASKED MEN.... DEATH PENALTY!!!! HE RIPS OFF HIS MASK... IT IS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!!! THE MASKED WOMAN.... OFF WITH HER MASK..... IT'S ANGEL!!!!! ANGEL AND CAPPY JUST TOOK OUT MAD MAX!!! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE!!! Zombie charges at John, Jax Stone smacks him with the baseball bat in the stomach. Zombie doubles over... THE ELIMINATOR!!! Zombie is down... TITAN!!! HE GRABS JAX STONE BY THE THROAT... CHOKESLAM!!! JAX STONE IS DOWN!!! He rolls out of the ring. Titan has the bat Stone had!!! He nails Zachary Lyons!!! The other masked guy is fighting with Grim Reaper. The other masked woman is clawing at his back. They gain the advantage. The masked guy clotheslines Reaper over the top rope to the floor... HE REMOVES HIS MASK!!! BILLY LARSON!!!! AND THE MASKED WOMAN!!! SUMMER!!!!! Titan turns to Larson. He can't believe it. He charges at him with the ball bat. Summer steps in. Titan won't hit her with the bat!! He backs off, yelling at Larson. He turns to President John!!! He sees he is surrounded. Capital Punishment, Billy Larson, and John. Three guys against one. Titan is outnumbered. He tries to back them off with his ball bat. Larson grabs the bat!!! He Cappy charges at Titan, Titan lets the bat go and backs away. Titan is defenseless against three people. He is telling them to come on... ZOMBIE!!! ZOMBIE IS GETTING UP!!! The three guys don't see it!!! Zombie GRABS LARSON FROM BEHIND!!! Larson swings the bat at Zombie, Zombie ducks. Zombie shoves Larson through the ropes and to the floor. Capital Punishment swings his fist at Zombie. Zombie just tackles Cappy and sends him to the mat. He starts punching away on him. Zombie gets up. He pulls Cappy up, ZOMBIEPLEX!!! Cappy rolls out of the ring. It is just Zombie and Titan in the ring against John!!!)

Nick - This is it folks. This is what we have been waiting to see. John is about to get what he deserves. He kills people. He hurts people. He screws people. But this.. This will be EVERYONE's payback!!! And payback is going to be a huge bitch.

JD - THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!

Nick - Titan and Zombie close in on John. John is backed into a corner. He is starting to sweat. Zombie grabs John by the throat... NO!!! NO!!! TITAN!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! FOREARM TO ZOMBIE'S FACE!!!! PUNCH TO THE GUT... ANOTHER PUNCH TO THE GUT!!!! ZOMBIE IS DOUBLED OVER!!!! POWERBOMB!!!! HE LIFTED THE 400 POUND ZOMBIE!!!! HIS KNEE IS JUST FUCKING FINE!!!! ZOMBIE IS DOWN!!!! TITAN SPITS ON ZOMBIE!!!

(The lights in the arena go out...)

Jasmine - What...

(The lights come back on... MR.MISTERIO!!! FORMER FWL WORLD CHAMPION!!!! THE ONLY OTHER MAN TO EVER BEAT TITAN BESIDES ZOMBIE!!! HE IS FACE TO FACE WITH TITAN!!! JOHN IS IN SHOCK.)

Nick - Holy shit...

JD - Mr. Misterio and Titan are in a stare down. Zombie is slowly starting to get up. Mr. Misterio is up in Titan's face!!! He.. NO!!! NO!! HE GRABS ZOMBIE!!! MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER!!!! ZOMBIE IS OUT AGAIN!!!! TITAN AND MR. MISTERIO EMBRACE!!!

Nick - Fuck.. Fuck....

(President John has a huge smile on his face. He, Titan, and Mr. Misterio embrace. Titan gets his microphone.)

Titan - AND THERE YOU HAVE IT CHICAGO!!! MY HOMETOWN!!! I FUCKED YOU ALL OVER!!!

(the loudest cheers of the night turn to the loudest boos of the night.)

Titan - Did you ever really think I'd leave John here out to dry? Come on!!! Like I would ever in my life turn my back on John. But this is about John. This is about the IWO. The entire corporation. I'm not talking about Joey Malone. I'm not talking about High Flyer. I'm not talking about Xavier Hall or Scott Styles. I'm talking about you, Jamie Kosoy. You sit on your hight throne and you think you are the fucking king of the world. Wake up. You are nothing. NOTHING!!! And, if you don't want to be destroyed, not just you, but your entire world as well, if you don't want it all destroyed, you will HAVE to give in to our demands. The first demand... You give me Meygon back. You find a new ring announcer. The second demand... You give more hype and promote IWO Black more than the IWO White. Equal playing field? Fuck that. The third demand... Myself and Mr. Misterio want a match against your Mysterious little friend and this fat sack of shit Zombie...

(John takes the microphone from Titan.)

President John - Jamie... I know you are watching. I know you are listening. We know where you work. We know where you live. And oh yeah, these are only the first three of our demands. If you do these three, your life will be MUCH better off. I can promise you that. If we don't hear anything from you by System Failure next Monday... We will assume you are blowing us off. If that happens. I swear to god next week on System Failure, we'll personally be at your doorstep. And it will NOT be a friendly business. This is a Corporate Takeover James, I really hope you are up for this...

(Jax Stone gets back in the ring. Mr. Misterio pulls him up, MISTERIO DEATH DROP!!! Stone is out again. Capital Punishment and Mad Max are now brawling with each other through the crowd. Max slings Capital Punishment into a wall. Angel is yelling at Max to stop. Max grabs Angel. HE PICKS HER UP!!! AND HE IS RUNNING OFF WITH HER!!! MAD MAX HAS ANGEL AND APPARENTLY IS KIDNAPPING HER!!! Billy Larson and Summer are looking into the ring. They get into the ring. Titan and Larson embrace.)

Nick - Sick.. Just sick...

(Larson shakes hands with Mr. Misterio, having never met him before. Zachary Lyons and The Grim Reaper are brawling on the outside. Reaper grabs Zachary Lyons by the throat... CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE!!!)

JD - GOD DAMN IT!!!

(Lyons is out. The Grim Reaper picks Lori Shultz up and takes off to the back with her. She is kicking, trying to get free.)

Jasmine - Too many things happening at once. I'm confused.

(Reaper still has Shultz. He meets up with Mad Max who has Angel. They look at each other, then look out the door marked 'exit' in the back of the arena. They smile and take off through the door. They get into the parking lot. They look around. They see a guy getting out of his car... IT IS JUSTIN TWOMENSASSES!!! Reaper charges at him. He kicks him down to the ground. He opens the back door up and throws in Lori Shultz. Reaper grabs the keys. He goes around back. He fiddles with the keys until he finds the one to the trunk. He opens the trunk, Max throws Angel into the trunk. Reaper gets in on the drivers' side and Max on the passenger side. They take off, running over Justin Twomensasses. Zachary Lyons and Capital Punishment come out just as the car takes off. They are pissed.)

***11 seconds of a girl sniffing her own panties***


IWO Black World Title Match
Riddle Box Match
Xavier Hall vs. Scott Styles

Jason Donovan - An absolutely amazing night of action here at the very first
IWO Black Pay Per View has led to this... the main event.

Jasmine - A night that has seen the return of so many of the IWO and FWL's
past greats, thrilling action,

Nick Kostos - AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF NAKED WOMEN!

Jasmine - ...will end now. With Xavier Hall and Scott Styles.

JD - And the will battle over the number one prize on our industry today, the
IWO Black World Title. Folks, don't let anyone tell you differently. This is
the biggest match to take place in the wrestling world for some time. Xavier
Hall and Scott Styles have given these fans their blood, sweat and tears
tonight in two absolutely incredible matches.

Nick Kostos - The finale is now. Endgame for one of these men. Xavier Hall,
the IWO Black World Champion, and the challenger, Scott Styles.

Jasmine - Our third and final World Title match for this evening will be
contested inside a twenty foot roofed steel cage... their will be platforms
in and outside of the ring... the platforms will jut about two feet out of
the cage, making them very hard to reach.. items inside the boxes will range
from the useless to deadly weapons.. and one of the boxes will contain an
instrument that can be used to cut through the cage.

(Camera shot of the IWO Black World Heavyweight Title sitting at the top of
the cage.)

NK - That is the prize that they have put their bodies and careers on the
line just to call theirs. And to have that dream recgonized, one of these
men, battered, bloodied and bruised, will have to make his way up to the top
of the cage, take the World Title into their possession, and touch the ground
with their feet while holding the belt. Then, and only then, after all the
hell they h ave gone through tonight, can one man call himself the IWO Black
World Champion.

JD - Kinda sends shivers down your spine doesn't it?

(All the lights in the arena go out.... 'Down With the Sickness' by Disturbed
blasts throughout the arena as white strobe lights flash all over the place..
THE CAGE BEGINS TO LOWER AND THE CROWD GOES BATSHIT... it is deafening
throughout the entire arena.. the platforms are there as well.. there are
numerous platforms.. the cage finally finishes lowering.)

*DING*

(The lights in the arena come on, and we see the Lovely and Talented Melissa
on the outside of the cage..... camera goes to the BlackTron.. we see clips
from the first two matches.. Xavier Hall knocking Styles out to win the
Blackout match.. and Styles pulling off the upset by winning the second
match..)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - Ladies and gentlemen, the following
contest... is tonights MAIN EVENT,

(HUMONGOUS POP!)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - AND IT IS FOR THE IWO BLACK WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(The crowd is going absolutely beserk!)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - Introducing first, the winner of the House
of Pain match, and the CHALLENGER...

('Hells Bells' by AC/DC hits... the crowd immeadietley starts to boo..)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - Standing at 6'6'... and weighing in tonight
at 268 pounds... HE IS THE MASTER OF THE LIGHTS OUT AND THE STYLES CROSSFACE
AND IS THE #1 CONTENDOR TO THE IWO BLACK WORLD TITLE.... SCOTT...
STYLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd is booing big time... but no Styles... fans are wondering where he
is?..)

JD - The challenger has not yet arrived.. um..

(Styles limps out of the dressing room and he is a mess after the first two
matches.. he has some dry blood all over him... he looks to be in a bad way..
the crowd is booing him but Styles doesn't look like he has the energy to
acknowledge them..he rolls into the cage and leans against the ropes.. the
fans are booing him like mad)

NK - Really can't blame the guy for being tired after what he's been through
so far tonight.

Jasmine - Can't blame ANY of us for being tired after all that went on
tonight. 16 matches and a shitload of returns!

JD - Scott Styles is here for the biggest match of his life! He may look
tired, but rest assured, once that bell rings he will have the energy of a
damn lion!

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - And... THE CHAMPION!

('Clint Eastwood' by Gorrilaz hits and the fans give a mixed reaction..)

The Lovely and Talented Melissa - Standing at 6'4' and weighing in tonight at
264 pounds.. he is the MASTER OF THE GENOCIDAL OVERDOSE AND THE INEVITABLE...
HE IS THE IWO BLACK WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... XAVIER
HALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd is mostly booing Hall as he makes his way out..)

NK - Hall looks absolutely naked without the World Title belt around his
waist.

(Hall looks to be in better shape than Styles... he walks down to the ring
and gets in as well. He stands on the opposite side of Styles and they are
looking at each other with malice in their eyes...)

JD - CAN YOU FEEL IT?!?!

NK, Jasmine - HELL YEAH!!

JD - IT'S TIME!! IT'S TIME!|

NK - IT'S VADER TIME TIME TIME!!

*SMACK*

Jasmine - NO YOU IDIOT!! IT'S MAIN EVENT TIME!! XAVIER HALL! SCOTT STYLES!!
FOR ALL THE MARBLES!!

JD - INSIDE THE CAGE!!!

============

World Title Match #3 -A Riddle Box Match- 20 foot high steel cage with a top
will be surrounding the ring. Boxes will be placed on platforms from the
steel cage. The boxes will contain various weapons or even harmless items.
The world title belt will sit on top of the cage. One of the boxes has an
item that will allow you to cut through the cage and get to the top. The only
way to win is to get the belt and TOUCH the floor with both feet with the
belt in hand.

Xavier Hall -c- vs. Scott Styles

*DING DING DING*

Both men are circling each other and staring at the platforms jutting out of
the cage. Styles immeadietley slides out of the ring and starts jumping at
one of the platforms. Xavier Hall calmly bounces off the far side ropes and
baseball slides Styles head first into the cage. Styles hits hard and Hall
uses Styles own momentum to toss him back-first right into the apron! Hall
then kisses his hand and KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! The crowd woos! Hall just tosses
Styles to the mat and jumps up, claiming the first box for himself!!

JD - Now let's see what treasure awaits the World Champ!

Hall eagerly tears open the box like a child on Christmas Day.. and inside
it... WOW!! THE NEW ISSUE OF HUSTLER!!! Xavier Hall looks pretty happy at
that find! Hall opens it AND STARTS TO LOOK AT IT!

Jasmine - *UGH* You men are all the same! He's got a World Title match and
he's looking at porn!

NK - WOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN ALMOST MAKE OUT A BREAST!

*SMACK*

Styles reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair!! He raises it and
the crowd roars with boos. Styles rears back and WAFFLES Xavier Hall in the
back with the chair! The Hustler has hit the ground! Styles stands above
Hall, who is on all fours, spits on his back, MEGA CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF
XAVIER HALL! The crowd 'oohs' with that last shot as it looks like Styles has
done some major damage to the upper body of Xavier Hall. Styles throws the
chair down angrily on top of Hall and goes to another platform... it is
pretty high up. Styles jumps to the top rope and LEAPS OFF AND GRABS THE BOX
IN MID-AIR!

NK - Great versatility by Scott Styles! He almost couldn't reach it!

Styles rips the box open and inside is a razorwire wrapped baseball bat!! The
crowd is looking a bit cautious as Styles smiles evily and approaches Hall,
who is still holding his back. Halls has his back to Styles, and Hall grabs
the chair... AND QUICKLY TURNS, JAMMING IT INTO HIS STOMACH! Hall drops the
hcair and throws Styles into the ring! Hall slides in as well, Hall off the
ropes and HUGE CLOTHESLINE sends Styles down! Hall now takes Styles, off the
ropes, BULLDOG AND A BEAUTY!! Hall is putting the boots to Styles now! Hall
slides to the outside of the ring and grabs the chair and bat...

JD - THIS AIN'T GONNA BE PRETTY!!

Hall throws both into the ring and gets in himself. Styles is pulling himself
up... Hall has both the chair and bat in hand! Hall throws the chair at
Styles, who catches it, AND HALL RAMS THE RAZORWIRE BAT INTO THE CHAIR
SENDING THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT STYLES!! SCOTT STYLES IS
BUSTED OPEN HERE AND LOOK AT XAIVER HALL!! HE IS GOING TO TOWN ON STYLES WITH
THE BAT! BOOM! THERE GOES #71!! EAT YOUR HEART OUT MARK MCGWIRE!

Jasmine - My GOD this is brutal!!! Someone is going to become seriously
injured!

NK - Ain't it great?

Hall now picks up the weary Styles, kicks him in the gut and lifts him up in
posistion... MY GOD LOOK AT XAVIER HALL WALK ACROSS THE RING WITH STYLES IN
POWERBOMB POSISTION.. AND A SIT DOWN POWERBOMB OF EPIC PROPORTIONS NEARLY
KILLS SCOTT STYLES!!!! SCOTT STYLES HAS BEEN FOLDED UP HERE LIKE AN ACCORDIAN
THANKS TO XAVIER HALLS MAMMOTH SIT DOWN POWERBOMB!!

JD - Styles doesn't know where he is right now! Xavier Hall should use this
to his advantage and try and end this one FAST!

NK - Fat chance of THAT one happening.. what PPV main event ends 5 minutes in?

JD - Um.. shut up Nick..

Hall leaves the prone Styles in the middle of the ring and goes off to get
another box, looking for the lock cutter that will allow him to climb to the
top of the cage. But none of the platforms are in reach.. they are way too
high up. Hall slides out of the ring and reaches underneath.. HE PULLS OUT A
HUGE BLACK LADDER AND THE CROWD GOES NUTS IN APPROVAL!! Hall straightens it
and opens it up!! BUT LOOK IN THE RING! SCOTT STYLES OVER THE TOP ROPE,
PLANCHA SENDING HALL RIGHT INTO THE LADDER! Hall careens off the ladder and
Styles follows it up with a SHOULDER BREAKER!

JD - Great strategy by the challenger, soften up that shoulder for the Styles
Crossface!!!!!

Hall is clutching his shoulder and Styles begins to pepper Hall in the head
with rights and lefts!! Hall slumps down leaning on the apron but Styles
continues the onslaught! He just destroying Xavier Hall! He tosses Hall into
the ring AND STYLES CROSSFACE IS APPLIED, Hall rolls over and breaks the
hold, Styles DROPKICKS HALL RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND APPLIES IT AGAIN, but they
are too close to the apron and Hall uses his leverage to send both men to the
outside!! Styles is forced to let go of the Crossface and is the first man
up. Styles grabs a table and tosses it into the ring, and sets it up right in
the middle. Hall makes it up to his feet, but Styles goes to the outside and
pushes Hall down. The crowd 'oohs' at the site of Styles just pushing down
the Champ.

JD - Shows how much damage that Styles Crossface hold can do when applied
even for a few seconds! Xavier Hall is in tremendous pain!

-- VISUAL NOTE --

The cage is a normal, run of the mill Hell in the Cell type contraption.
There are black platforms jutting out. Not actual scaffolds but platforms.
They jut out from the sides a few feet, and most of them are higher up, so
the two men need an instrument, such as a ladder, to reach them. There are
also a few platforms on the outside with boxes in them. The IWO Black World
Title is on the top of the cage.

-- END VISUAL NOTE --

Scott Styles is climbing the ladder. He gets about ten feet up and is within
reach of the platform!! He goes for it.. BUT XAVIER HALL IS SHAKING THE
LADDER!! STYLES IS LOSING HIS BALANCE!!! HE GRABS THE BOX BUT FALLS BACKWARDS
OFF THE LADDER AND BY GOD GOES THRU THE TABLE!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!
SCOTT STYLES MAY BE DEAD! THE BOX LAY IN THE RING BESIDE HIM! Hall moves
slowly into the ring and gets a pop! Hall crawls slowly towards the box.. and
grabs it! He opens it, and SOMETHING SHOOTS INTO HIS EYES, BLINDING HIM!!
HALL IS ROLLING AROUND THE RING HOLDING HIS EYES, SOMETHING HAS SHOT UP INTO
THEM!

NK - You would think that Xavier Hall would have the upper hand considering
Styles just fell to his apparant death, but no one knows what is in the boxes
and it just cost Xavier Hall!

Hall is screaming while holding his eyes. He really looks to be in a bit of
pain. He is covering them with one eye.. he makes his way to his feet, but
stumbles down to one knee. Styles is up, only God knows how, and he sees that
Hall is injured! Styles pulls Hall's hands away from his face and EYE RAKES
XAVIER HALL! Hall falls down like a sack of potatoes and he is in pain..
Styles is laughing!

Jasmine - Incredible! Who would have thought that a simple eye rake could be
the difference in this match?

Styles now slides to the outside of the ring and begins setting up tables on
the outside, so that tables are covering 1/4 of the outside area that the
cage surrounds. Styles gets back into the ring, and jerks up Hall, IMPLANT
DDT!! Hall bounces right onto his back and is out. Styles pulls Hall to the
edge of the ring and points him on one of the tables!! The crowd is starting
a 'HOLY SHIT' chant!!

Jasmine - Good God... has it come to this?

Styles wants to end this now! He grabs the chair that was used earlier to
lambaste Hall and later be smashed into his own face and puts it in
posistion. He throws Hall between his legs and tries a piledriver, but Hall
resists! Another try, Hall resists! Another, AND HALL BACKBODY DROPS STYLES
OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO A TABLE, WHICH CREAKS BUT DOES NOT BREAK!!! Hall
slides to the outside of the ring, blinking a lot but apparantly can now see,
and immieadietley begins to hammer Scott Styles with vicious stiff right
hands to the side of his head, making sure he is incapacitated for a short
while.

NK - The tide has turned here in this match!! Xavier Hall has regained his
vision and this looks to be his time to shine!

Hall grabs the steel chair and ascends to the top rope... HE LOOKS AT STYLES!
THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!!! HALL JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, ARABIAN FACE BUSTER
DRIVES SCOTT STYLES RIGHT THRU THE TABLE!!! HOLY SHIT!!! STYLES IS LYING
THERE BENEATH THE CHAIR, WOOD AND XAVIER HALL HIMSELF!!! This is insanity!!

JD - HOW FAR WILL THESE TWO WARRIORS GO TO STAKE THEIR CLAIM AS #1??

Hall somehow pulls himself up... Styles has no chance and is still down
amongst the wreckage... Hall pulls ANOTHER ladder out from under the ring and
sets it up! Hall starts to climb this one and Styles IS MOVING! BARELY! Hall
is gonna be able to get this box without any trouble it looks like! Hall is
up around 12 feet and snatches another box! He holds it away from his face
and cringes as he opens it... and nothing happens!

NK - WHAT IS IT??

Jasmine - At least it isn't that crap that nearly blinded him.

Hall looks into the box and is dumbfounded.. WAIT.. a smile is starting to
curl on his face.. HE PULLS OUT TICKETS TO SUPER BOWL XXXVI!!! SUPER BOWL 36
TICKETS!!! HALL LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA!!!

Xavier Hall - MAN.. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THE SUPER BOWL!! THIS IS
GREAT!

NK - WOW!! WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T I OPEN THAT BOX??

JD - This is ridiculous.

The fans are laughing as Hall is going apeshit over the tickets. He puts them
in his pocket and sees that Styles has made his way out of the wreckage and
is standing up.. kind of... standing up in the sense of a drunken man
stumbling out of a bar... and LOOK AT HALL!! HE IS ON THE LADDER AND IS
ENERGIZED! He looks at Styles AND LEAPS OFF BUT STYLES MOVES!! HALL HITS THE
GROUND HARD!!!! HALL IS SCREAMING!! HE IS HOLDING HIS SHOULDER IN PAIN!! HE
LANDED ON THE SHOULDER!! HE LANDED ON THE SHOULDER!

Jasmine - Styles needs to take advantage NOW!

Styles jerks up Hall and weakly pushes him into the ring.. Styles now moving
up to the top rope.. and comes off.. SWAN DIVE HEADBUTT right to the
shoulder!! Styles pulls Hall up by the hair... lifts him into side suplex
posistion, but lands a backbreaker instead!! Styles brings him back up, and a
SECOND backbreaker! AGAIN.. A THIRD BACKBREAKER!! A FOURTH!! Styles lets Hall
roll off his knee and down, clutching his back. Styles looks to have gotten
his second wind and he is moving around like this is his FIRST match of the
night!

JD - Unbelievable. These men have gone to hell and back tonight and they are
still giving 100%.

Hall is up, barely, and Styles locks in! GERMAN OVERHEAD SUPLEX THAT SEES
HALL LAND ON HIS FACE BEFORE THE REST OF HIS BODY HITS!! Styles is in
command!! He grabs Hall again, FISHERMANS BUSTER!! Incredible move by Styles!
Styles has zeroed in here and is looking for blood! Styles looks up and sees
the World Title at the top of the cage! HE LETS OUT A ROAR USUALLY RESERVED
FOR WILD ANIMALS AND CHARGES HALL! Hall drops down and uses Styles momentum
to toss him HARD head first into the turnbuckle! Hall grabs the razorwire bat
AND FUCKING WAILS SCOTT STYLES IN THE FACE WITH IT! STYLES HAS BEEN BUSTED
OPEN AND THE BLOOD IS FLOWING LIKE RUNNING WATER ALMOST INSTANTLY AFTER THE
HIT!

NK - XAVIER HALL HAS TAKEN BACK CONTROL! HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS GOING TO TAKE TO
WIN THIS MATCH!!! IT IS GOING TO TAKE EVERYTHING HE HAS HAS AND A LITTLE
MORE!

Xavier Hall is now climbing the ladder again! He is around 15 feet up... HE
GRABS ANOTHER BOX!! He is opening it and SCOTT STYLES IS CLIMBING THE LADDER
AS WELL!!! STYLES RAMS HIS FOREARM INTO THE SMALL OF HALL'S INJURED BACK! He
turns Hall around! The box falls harmlessly onto one of the tables situated
outside the ring! MY GOD ALMIGHTY... LIGHTS OUT (360 Degree Twist of Fate)
OFF THE LADDER AND INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XAVIER HALL HAS BEEN
DECIMATED!!! SCOTT STYLES HAS FIT THE MOVE THAT COULD CHANGE THE FACE OF THIS
MATCH AND THE IWO BLACK'S FUTURE!!! XAVIER HALL IS DOWN AND NOT MOVING! NO
SCREAMS OF PAIN OR CLUTCHING OF LIMBS FROM XAVIER HALL BECAUSE HE IS OUT
COLD!! THAT MOVE TOOK A LOT OUT OF STYLES BUT STYLES IS UP AND MOVING A BIT!!

JD - UNBELIEVABLE!!! Scott Styles has hit the big move in this match that
could set him up to become the next IWO Black World Champ!

Styles is now up on his feet.. the crowd is booing him.. he gives them the
finger!! Hall has not moved a muscle since getting drilled with the Lights
Out off the ladder. Xavier Hall is down and is in a bad way at this point in
time. Styles walks up to him and just begins to lay the boots to him. Hall is
starting to regain conciousness. Styles realizes that he needs to put him
down so he comes off the ropes, ROLLING NECKBREAKER!

JD - Amazing!!

NK - This is an incredible match, and it probably is not even CLOSE to being
over! Who can win this??

Styles bounces off the ropes, and leaps HIGH into the air, SENTON RIGHT
ACROSS HE BACK OF HALL!!! STYLES NOW APPLIES THE STYLES CROSSFACE!!! HALL IS
SCREAMING IN PAIN!! STYLES REARS BACK AND THERE IS NOWHERE FOR HALL TO GO!!
THIS IS NUTS!! HALL IS IN AN INSANE AMOUNT OF PAIN HERE AND HE CAN'T POSSIBLY
FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS HOLD!!! STYLES IS JUST SQUEEZING AND PULLING BACK AND
HALL'S SHOULDER IS PROBABLY BEING RIPPED FROM ITS SOCKET!

Jasmine - Styles has Hall right where he wants him! HELPLESS!

Styles lets go of the hold and brings one of the tables from the outside into
the ring! He sets it up in the middle of the ring and PUTS HALL ON IT!! OH
GOD... STYLES NOW GRABS ANOTHER LADDER AND PLACES IT HORIZONTALLY ACROSS
HALL'S BODY!! STYLES NOW GRABS A CHAIR AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE HUGE BLACK
LADDER... HE IS NEAR THE TOP OF THE CAGE.. OH MY GOD... HE LEAPS
OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SENTON BOMB WITH THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF SCOTT
STYLES DRIVNG THE LADDER INTO THE BODY OF XAVIER HALL WHICH IN TURN DRIVES
HALL THROUGH THE TABLE AND BY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A CAR WRECK INT HE MIDDLE OF
THE FUCKING RING!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! XAVIER HALL IS SOMEWHERE PILED
UNDERNEATH WOOD, METAL, BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS!!!

JD - AMAZING!

NK - Wow.. I must say, this is absolutely unreal. Scott Styles... just took a
risk that could have ended his career!

Jasmine - AND IT PAID OFF IN SPADES! Because now Xavier Hall is the one whose
career is in jeporday!

Both men are buried beneath everything... we can't see either man... they are
beneath all the wreckage...

JD - Um. What is going on?

NK - ...I know what to do!!

(Nick jumps out of his chair and grabs a microphone.)

NK - SEND OUT THE NAKED WHORES~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THE CROWD GOES NUTS! THE NAKED WHORES COME OUT, SURROUND THE CAGE, AND START
TO DANCE!! THE CROWD IS LOSING IT!! Nick starts dancing with them!!!)

JD - This is utterly ridiculous...

Jasmine - Asinine.

(The crowd is starting to lose interest in the naked whores.. Nick looks
confused.. so HE KICKS ONE OF THEM IN THE STOMACH, INVESTMENT (Stunner)!!!
THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY! NICK DDTS ANOTHER WHORE! THE OTHER WHORES ARE
RUNNING AWAY!!! Nick grabs the microphone again!)

NK - NOW... BRING OUT.. THE BALL ROLLER!!!

(OH MY GOD! THE CROWD LOSES CONTROL OF THEIR MOTOR SKILLS AND THEIR ARMS ARE
FLAILING ABOUT! THEY ARE GOING INSANE!!! THE BALL ROLLER IS
OUT~!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!! Nick runs up to it.. AND STARTS TO SPIN IT!!!
THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!!!)

NK - Let's see what we've got here!

(Nick pulls out a random piece of paper... and reads it off to the crowd)

NK - OH WOW!!! Look at this! It says.. 'Jasmine is now required to give Nick
head'. GET TO WORK BABY!

(THE CROWD LOVES IT! Jasmine SMACKS THE TASTE OUT OF NICK'S MOUTH AND NICK
SITS BACK DOWN!)

Nick - =(

JD - LOOK! THE WRECKAGE PILE IS MOVING!

The wreckage... HAS SLID OFF OF THEM! AND LOOK!!!! XAVIER HALL HAS SCOTT
STYLES IN THE STYLES CROSSFACE!!!! HALL HAS STYLES IN HIS OWN MOVE!!! HOW
LONG HAS HE HAD HIM IN IT??? STYLES IS IN PAIN! HALL LETS GO AND GOES TO THE
TOP ROPE AND IS YELLING FOR STYLES TO GET UP!! STYLES IS TRYING DESPERETLEY
TO GET UP BUT IS FAILING!! THERE HE IS! UP TO HIS FEET!!! XAVIER HALL OFF THE
TOP ROPE, THE INEVITABLE (Shooting Star Press into a DDT)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! THAT COULD BE IT FOR STYLES!! XAVIER HALL HAS SOMEHOW REGAINED
CONTROL!

NK - AMAZING MOVE!!

JD - I thought Scott Styles had this match in the bag! I WAS WRONG! Dead
wrong!

Jasmine - And now Halls chances of retaining have shot up BIG TIME!! This
could be Hall's time to prove himself as a veritable World Champ!

Hall begins to climb the ladder again... he is around 17 feet in the air....
HE GRABS ANOTHER BOX!! IT IS A METAL CHESTPLATE!!!! WHAT IS HALL GONNA DO
WITH THAT?!?! Hall is looking at it strangely!!

NK - Where the hell is the lock cutter???

Hall begins to strap the metal chestplate on!!... the fans are going nuts...
Hall points down at Scott Styles over 15 feet below him!!... Hall has the
chestplate on and singals!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

NK - OH

JD - MY

Jasmine - GOD

NK, JD, Jasmine - OH MY GOD!

HALL CONNECTS WITH A BIG SPLASH W/ THE METAL PLATE THAT MAY HAVE JUST
SHATTERED ALL OF SCOTT STYLES RIBS!!! XAVIER HALL HAS TAKEN OFF THE
CHESTPLATE AND IS ROLLING AROUND HOLDING HIS RIBS IN PAIN!! BOTH MEN MAY HAVE
BROKEN BONES!! THIS IS INSANITY!! XAIVER HALL MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN BOTH MEN
OUT OF THE MATCH!!!

NK - This is unreal.. match of the year!

(The fans are going nuts.. they are applauding the efforts of both men...)

Xavier Hall is on his knees and is gasping for air.. Scott Styles is leaning
against the turnbuckle.. both men are racked with pain.. Styles trudges
towards Hall, grips him in a front chancery, FALCON ARROW!

JD - How are they getting the strength to do this??

Styles is now warming up in the corner.. Xavier Hall has grabbed the
chestplate... STYLES CHARGES FOR A SPEAR, HALL PLAYS EL MATADOR AND HOLDS THE
CHESTPLATE OUT AND STYLES CRASHED HARD INTO IT!! STYLES IS DOWN AND HALL
GRABS HIM RIGHT BACK UP AND GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM OUT OF HIS BOOTS!! Hall off
the ropes, Styles up, SHOULDERBLOCK and a BEAUTY!!! Hall off the ropes,
SPLASH! Hall now brings Styles to the corner and smashes his head into it!
The fans count!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!!!!!

Styles richochets off the turnbuckle like a pinball, and IS SPEARED BY XAVIER
HALL!! Hall grabs one of the smaller ladders.. AND JUTS IT INTO STYLES HAD!!
Styles is bleeding all over the place.. he is a bloody mess.. his face and
hair are caked with blood.. Hall stands above Styles... AND SLAMS THE LADDER
DOWN ONTO HIM.. Hall now grabs the steel chair and begins to GO TO TOWN ON
STYLES, SLAMMING THE CHAIR INTO THE LADDER WHICH GOES INTO STYLES!! Styles
has been decimated here over the past few minutes!

NK - Amazing turn of events! Styles ribs could be broken!

Hall is now softening up Styles neck with kicks and punches... Hall throws
Styles in between his legs, and hits a piledriver. Hall picks Styles back
up... GATORBREAKER!!! Hall now applies a dragon sleeper!

JD - Xavier Hall is now methodically destroying the neck of Scott Styles.

Jasmine - One would have to assume he is setting Styles up for the Genocidal
Overdose, his top rope tombstone, which would put immense pressure on the
spine of Styles.

Hall is wrenching away at the neck of Scott Styles with the Dragon Sleeper!
Hall pulls him up from the dragon sleeper posistion, ANOTHER GATORBREAKER!!!
DRAGON SLEEPER RE-APPLIED!! Scott Styles is fading out rapidly..

NK - This could be it!! Xavier Hall could have put together the formula to
retain the World Title!

Hall is just pulling back at the neck of Styles and he is in a bad way...
Hall finally lets go of the hold and scoops Styles up, bodyslam. Hall jerks
Styles back up and gets him in suplex posistion.. AND BY GOD HE DROPS HIM
RIGHT ON HIS HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!! STYLES IS PRONE, LYING IN THE FETAL
POSISTION!!! Just two boxes remain inside the cage!! Hall goes towards the
ladder and begins to climb it again!!

JD - He's got one box to choose from and he's going left!!

== VISUAL UPDATE ==

There is shit all over the place... two boxes remain INSIDE the cage. One on
the far left and one on the far right. One of the boxes contains the lock
cutter.

== END VISUAL UPDATE ==

Xavier Hall has chosen the left side and he is climbing.. HE GRABS THE BOX!!

NK - Has Xavier opened EVERY box?

Jasmine - Not MY box!

NK - Well, judging from the rumors, he will soon enough!

*SMACK IS BLOCKED BY NICK*

NK - Fuck you whore.

Hall opens the box.. A BOXING GLOVE POPS OUT AND SLAMS HALL IN THE FACE
SENDING HIM DOWN AND HE LANDS ON TOP OF STYLES, DRIVING THEM THRU THE
RING~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE
RING HAS COLLAPSED HERE!! THE RING HAS COLLAPSED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF A
FALLING XAVIER HALL WHO CHOOSE THE WRONG BOX!!! ONE BOX REMAINS, HANGING
ABOUT 19 FEET IN THE AIR AND BOTH MEN ARE SOMEWHERE UNDER THE RING!!! INSANE!!

JD - Man...

Jasmine - Who is gonna win this match? It's been very even!! Hall has had so
many chances to put it away but Styles has been able to avoid disaster!

NK - Both men have got to pull themselves up and climb that damn ladder!

(Nothing is happening.. both men are buried underneath the ring... we can't
get a visual of
either of them.. amazing..)

JD - This is incredible. We could never have expected Styles and Hall, after
two already
amazing matches, to put forth this kind of effort. NEVER!

NK - That's why the IWO Black is number one~!

Both men have not even begun to stir... wait... an ARM IS REACHING OUT!! THE
FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!! Someone is coming out of the hole... he is covered with
blood, so it's gotta be Scott Styles.. IT IS.. it's Scott Styles... he
collapses onto what is left of the ring and is laying there in a pool of his
own blood.. Xavier Hall is yet to be seen.. Styles is pulling himself up
using the ropes... Hall is also out of the pile now!!!... Hall charges at
Styles, STYLES PULLS HIM DOWN INTO THE STYLES CROSSFACE!! BUT HALL GRABS THE
RAZORWIRE BAT AND SLAMS IT INTO THE HEAD OF STYLES AND THE HOLD IS RELEASED
IMMIEADIETLEY! Styles is rolling around holding the massive gash on his
forehead and Hall is up!

NK - What an incredible, back and forth match!

Hall picks up Styles.. gets him in posistion.. BIG TIME PEDIGREE on Styles...
Hall now scoops him up again... HOLY SHIT.. SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP ON THE
STEEL CHAIR!!! STYLES'S RIBS MAY BE BROKEN AND THIS IS NO LONGER A JOKE!!

JD - Scott Style's ribs have taken a massive beating in this match, not to
mention his neck. And look at Hall! His shoulder is hanging like a wet
noodle! It HAS to be
seperated!

Hall grabs Styles legs... TURNS HIM OVER INTO A BOSTON CRAB PUTTING
IMMENSE PRESSURE ON THE BACK AND RIBS!! Hall has got control of this
match!! Styles is yelling in immense pain but you know he ain't giving up,
and even if he
did it wouldn't be over anyway. Hall lets go and SMACKS THE YELLOW OUT OF
STYLES TEETH!!! Hall is mocking Scott Styles! Hall grabs a microphone!

Xavier Hall - *huff* You see... *huff*.. I AM THE BETTER MAN!! *huff* AND I'M
RETAINING MY IWO BLACK WORLD TITLE!!

(The fans cheer him on!!)

Xavier Hall - Now if you'll excuse me..

Hall hasn't notcied that Styles is on his feet.. HE TURNS AROUND.. LARIAT
NEARLY
TAKES XAVIER HALL'S HEAD OFF!!!

JD - This is insane.. there is a huge hole in the ring and they are fighting
on the part that
has not collapsed...

Styles grabs both of Hall's legs! SLINGSHOT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HALL SMACKS
RIGHT INTO THE METAL! HALL FALLS DOWN AND HE LOOKS TO BE OUT!! STYLES NOW
POINTS TO THE BLACK LADDER AND BEGINS TO CLIMB IT!! HE IS NEARING THE TOP OF
THE CAGE...

NK - THERE GOES THE SCOTT... RUNG BY DAMN RUNG!

JD - You are *not* The Rock.

Styles has GOT THE BOX!! HE OPENS IT UP!!! THE LOCK CUTTERS!! STYLES
HAS THE LOCK CUTTERS IN HIS HAND! AMAZING!! Styles now begins to climb
down the ladder, AND LOOK WHO HAS A SECOND WIND!! XAVIER HALL!!!
HALL RUNS AND STARTS CLIMBING THE LADDER IN A FRENZY!!! Styles tries
to kick Hall off but Hall will have none of it!

Jasmine - XAVIER HALL IS A MAN POSSESSED!! HE WANTS, HE NEEDS THE
WORLD TITLE!! AND HIS NEMESIS HOLDS THE KEY TO GETTING IT!!!

HALL GRABS STYLES AND JUST FUCKING STARTS WAILING ON HIM 20
FEET IN THE AIR!!! STYLES DROPS THE BOX AND IT FALLS IN THE HOLE IN
THE RING! HALL GETS STYLES IN POSISTION.. NO...NO... NO!!

JD - NO!!!!!

NK - NO!!!!!!!!!!

Jasmine - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

JD, NK, Jasmine -
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALL WITH THE GENOCIDAL OVERDOSE (TOP ROPE/LADDER TOMBSTONE)
ON STYLES THRU THE REMAINING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE AND CHRIST
GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! XAVIER HALL JUST TOOK THE
BIGGEST RISK OF HIS LIFE! SCOTT STYLES MAY HAVE A BROKEN NECK!!
THIS IS INSANE! GENOCIDAL OVERDOSE OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER
THRU THE TABLE!! AND THESE TWO MEN HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS!!! A
TOMBSTONE OFF THE TOP OF A 20 FOOT LADDER AND THRU A WOODEN
TABLE ONTO CONCRETE.

NK - IT'S BEDLAM HERE AT BLACKOUT!

JD - I am speechless.. I, I... I really can't believe that just happened.. I
am in shock... I've never ever seen anything like that..

Jasmine - Wow. Just, wow.

Xavier Hall is the first man up and how could he not be, he just killed Scott
Styles...

NK - Whoever wins this match can surely say that he is the best in the
business and NO ONE can tell him differently.

Xavier Hall is crawling towards the box.. the fans are going nuts.. he grabs
it and pulls out the lock cutters.. they are stained with Scott Style's
blood... he is pulling himself towards the door... HE CUTS THE LOCK AND THE
DOOR FLIES OPEN!! SCOTT
STYLES!!! LOOK!! HE IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND BY GOD A TOP ROPE
FLYING ELBOW AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AGAIN!!!

JD - LET IT END!! PLEASE!! THINK OF YOUR CAREERS!!

(Camera shows Scott Styles coming out of nowhere with the flying elbow off
the top that
has temporarily grounded both men..)

Styles now stumbles out the door and looks upward and there are more
platforms and
more boxes!! Styles grabs the ladder and pulls it out of the ring and
stations it!! He begins to climb right over a platform.. he grabs a box! He
opens it up... and it's a rope! A rope. Styles looks at the rope in disgust
and throws it down. He begins to descend downwards and Xavier Hall meets him
with a huge right hand that sends him staggering into the cage. Hall grabs
Style's by the head and begins to slam him face first into the cage.. you can
tell that both men are in an extreme amount of pain. Hall grabs the rope from
the ground and tosses it up.. AND CONNECTS! It wraps around a link on the top
of the cage!! Hall is now trying to move up the cage like a mountain climber
would!

JD - This is absolute insanity. I can't even believe what is going on!!
Xavier Hall is now oh so close to retaining!

NK - You gotta believe that Scott Styles has it in him to make another stop!

AND ALMOST ON CUE WITH WHAT NICK SAID, LOOK AT STYLES! HE IS SCALING THE CAGE
BY HAND, AND THAT HAS GOT TO HURT HIS FINGERS TREMENDOUSLY!! HE IS COVERED IN
BLOOD BUT HE WON'T LET THAT STOP HIM FROM ACHIEVING HIS DREAM!!! HE GRABS
HALL AROUND THE STOMACH, AND HALL LOSES HIS BALANCE, AND THEY ARE SWAYING
BACK AND FORTH! STYLES KICKS OFF THE CAGE, AND THEY GO CAREENING OFF!! THEY
GO FLYING BACK IN AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING
CAGE WALL AND LAND IN THE HOLE IN THE RING!!!!!!!!!!

Jasmine - ...

NK - ...

JD - ...

NK - Un-real.

Hall is trying oh so hard to get up and he is suceeding.. both men are
pulling themselves up on opposite sides..


== VISUAL NOTE ==

The cage, once a very imposing structure, has been rocked by Hall and Styles.
The left side of it, when looking from a WWF like camera angle, has been
punched in and knocked down. There is a massive hole in the ring. There are
two boxes amongst the wreckage that were on the side of the cage wall that
fell. The World Title is still on the top of the cage.

== END VISUAL NOTE ==

Hall and Styles are both up... and Hall moves the broken wall away... and
grabs the huge ladder and begins to climb it... Styles is up as well and he
is hurt... Styles is moving very very slowly towards the black ladder that
Xavier Hall is climbing to try and reach the top of the cage but the ladder
is not big enough, it's short by about 2 feet.. so XAVIER HALL JUMPS ONTO THE
TOP OF THE CAGE!! THE WORLD TITLE IS RIGHT THERE FOR HIM!!!

NK - XAVIER HALL HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG!!

Scott Styles is on the opposite side of the cage and is climbing a shorter
ladder... he is going for another platform!! He reaches it and pulls a box
from it and opens it up.. a fire extinguisher is inside!! Styles grabs it and
descends from the ladder! Xavier Hall has got the IWO Black World Title in
his possession and now he begins to descend from the ladder!! WAIT.. STYLES
RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND THRU THE OPEN AREA WHERE THE WALL USED TO BE AND
SPRAYS HALL WITH IT!! HALL FALLS BACKWARDS OFF THE LADDER AND SLAMS HIS BACK
ON THE BROKEN CAGE WALL WHICH WAS LAYING AT A SHARP ANGLE TO THE RING!!!!

JD - UNREAL!!!! SCOTT STYLES AGAIN FINDS VICTORY IN THE JAWS OF DEFEAT!!!

However, Xavier Hall still has the World Title in his hands!! Styles grabs
the fire extinguisher and is attempting to walk across the cage wall which is
on a tilt! STYLES DIVES AND DRIVES THE FIRE EXTUINGISHER INTO THE HEAD OF
XAVIER HALL!!! HALL LOOKS TO BE OUT COLD!! STYLES RIPS THE WORLD TITLE FROM
HIS HAND!! BUT HALL GRABS THE EXTINGUISHER AND FROM THE POSISTION OF LAYING
ON HIS BACK SPRAYS IT UP AT STYLES, TEMPORARILY BLINDING HIM!! STYLES DROPS
THE TITLE ON THE CAGE WALL AS HE COVERS HIS EYES!! Hall is slowly to his
feet, and he charges at Styles, BACK BODY DROP OFF THE WALL ONTO CONCRETE!!!!

Jasmine - Styles can't win this match until he literally incapacitates Xavier
Hall and vice versa! Both men want it too much!!

Styles looks at the World Title and looks at Hall! Styles grabs the World
Title and tosses it across the ring!! It lands on the part of ring not
imploded inward!! Styles runs towards Hall and drops down, STYLES CROSSFACE
IS APPLIED ON THE CONCRETE!! HALL IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HIS SHOULDER IS
BEING RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET! STYLES REARS BACK AND HE'S GOTTA HAVE THIS
MATCH WON!!

NK - STYLES CROSSFACE IS LOCKED ON AND THERE LOOKS TO BE NO WAY OUT FOR
XAVIER HALL!! STYLES IS WRENCHING AWAY AT XAVIER HALL!

Styles lets go of the Crossface and looks at Hall, who is concious but still
gripping his shoulder in pain.

JD - Why let go of the Crossface??!?

Styles grabs Hall and signals the end... LIGHTS OUT (360 Degree Twist of
Fate) ON THE CONCRETE!!!! HALL HAS CEASED ALL MOVEMENT!! STYLES NOW GOES BACK
TO THE STYLES CROSSFACE!! THE FANS ARE BOOING SCOTT STYLES LIKE MAD!! HALL IS
OUT COLD IN THE CROSSFACE!

JD - THAT SON OF A BITCH HAS THE MATCH WON!! HE IS TRYING TO INJURE XAVIER
HALL!!

The blood is trickling out of Scott Styles head and he loves it!! He has a
wicked smile on his face as he knows he has Hall beat! He continues to pull
back with the Styles Crossface and the fans are pissed off at Styles.. he
won't let go...

Jasmine - THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

NK - It is NOT ridiculous! Scott Styles is making an impact here! Take a good
look everyone, there is your soon to be NEW IWO Black World Champion!

Styles finally lets go of the hold and gets a steel chair!!! HE STANDS ABOVE
HALL AND RAISES IT UP AND SLAMS IT INTO HALL'S HEAD!!! HE IS NOW WORKING OVER
HALL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! BUT LOOK AT HALL!! HE WON'T QUIT!! HE IS STILL
TRYING TO GET UP!!! STYLES PLACES THE CHAIR AND TAKES HALL AND PILEDRIVES HIM
ON IT!! HALL SLUMPS DOWN OUT COLD! STYLES NOW WALKS TOWARDS THE BELT AND
GRABS IT AND JUMPS ONTO THE FLOOR AND BY GOD WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP
NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP!!

Winner and *NEW* IWO Black World Heavyweight Champion - Scott Styles

JD - MY GOD!! A NEW IWO WORLD CHAMPION AND IT IS SCOTT STYLES!! SCOTT STYLES
HAS WON THE IWO BLACK WORLD TITLE!! HE IS BLOODY, BATTERED AND BRUISE BUT HE
DID IT!!!

(Suddenly... ASH 'SHADOW' ROBINSON RUNS OUT AND FLOORS STYLES!! HE'S NOT EVEN
GONNA LET STYLES CELEBRATE!)

NK - ASH ROBINSON IS MEASURING STYLES!!! HE LEAPS, SHADOWKICK
(Superkick)!!!!! STYLES IS OUT COLD!! THE CROWD IS GOING BATSHIT FOR ASH
ROBINSON!!

JD - ASH ROBINSON WILL FACE STYLES FOR THE WORLD TITLE AT BOILING POINT!!!
WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE MATCH THAT WILL BE!

(Ash Robinson pulls up Xavier Hall and helps him out..)

(The camera cuts to the back. We see Titan and Zombie brawling. Zombie slings Titan into a locker. Zombie pulls the lockers down on top of Titan. Tom Lexian comes in. Apparently the lockers are where his clothes are (he is wearing his wrestling gear still, he is not nude, you pervs).)

Tom Lexian - What the hell are you doing?

Zombie - Who the fuck you are?

Tom Lexian - You might want to pick those lockers back up, my clothes are in there, I'd really appreciate being able to change out right now.

Zombie - Fuck off dude.

(Lexian lunges at Zombie nailing him clean in the nose with his fist. Zombie's nose immediately gushes with blood. Zombie grabs his nose.)

Tom Lexian - Now, pick up the damn locker.

(Blood is pouring from Zombie's nose. Zombie looks up at Lexian. All of a sudden Mr. Misterio and Billy Larson bust in the locker room. They go right after Zombie, beating him down.)

(The scene cuts back to the announcers' table. The mess in the ring has been cleaned up.)

JD - What a night... This has been one of the greatest events I have ever seen. Xavier Hall and Scott Styles should both go into the IWO hall of fame after what they have been through.

NK - Yeah, these guys deserve all the credit in the world.

('Dumb Love' by Stone Temple Pilots begins to play. President John is making his way down to the ring, one last time. He has a microphone.)

President John - So, this is it. The IWO Black's first Pay Per View, over. I promised you big things would happen. And as of now the IWO Black has The Prep Kids, Era of Our Kind, The Grim Reaper, Billy Larson, Capital Punishment, and Mr. Misterio. All past champions. All legends. All people that shocked the shit out of you by coming to the IWO Black. Now, to those of you watching this on a replay, after you watched Beach Party, I say to you, you know damn well you can't compare. Beach Party didn't have two guys beating the fuck out of each other in 3 different possible life ending matches. Beach Party didn't have Titan beating the shit out of Zombie because Zombie is nothing but a god damn loser. Beach Party didn't have all those returns. Beach Party didn't have people dying left and right. All Beach Party had were names you know. Names that you've seen before. Is that the only reason you watched it first? If it is, then you got pulled into their pathetic plug of how better their wrestlers are. Well, trust me, their wrestlers are pure and simple babies. They couldn't do half the shit Xavier Hall and Scott Styles did tonight. But that's ok. You all watched. You know which is better. With that I have an announce to make. Due to personal problems, IWO Black Board Member Kevin is gone. His replacement... My co-worker from the NWF. Former FWL Board Member. Former IML President. Nick Kostos.

NK - WHAT?!?!

President John - With that... I say, good luck Kevin and welcome aboard Nick. This is only the beginning...

(The scene fades to the IWO Black Logo...)

-the end-