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May Mayhem 2000


*The following is intended for a pay per view viewing audience. If you do not like Mature subject matters then please do not read*

(the scene opens to the Pyramid Arena in Tennessee, where people are flooding in to the arena. It is 30 minutes after the show was supposed to start. As they flood in, a looped message plays on the PA.)

Loud Speaker Message: Welcome to the Pyramid Arena! Thank you for joining us as the Internet Wrestling Organization proudly presents May Mayehm 2000! We are sorry for the delay prior to the event. An electrical shortage caused a potential fire hazard, and we felt it neccessary to insure that our facilities were as safe as possible. We thank you for your cooperation. Welcome to the Pyramid Arena!...

(fade to black)

(the IWO signature heart beat fade in and fade out thingy goes off a few times...alright, so it's not the IWO signature heart beat, Half Life uses something kinda like it, too...throw us a bone here, ok? We're talking fantasy wrestling, so we can believe what we want to. ANYWAY, that thing that we all know and love goes off for awhile. When it's finished, "I Hope You Die" by the Bloodhoung Gang starts to play really loud (too loud for this late at night), and the May Mayhem PPV Promo runs its course. When that finishes, the scene opens to the now jam packed Pyramid Arena, where the crowd is bursting with excitiment and enthusiasm as fireworks and the like go off all over the place. This goes on for several minutes before our announcers, Greg Parker (GP), JT (JT), and Johnny Shallow (Shallow) can speak.)

GP- WELCOME TO MAY MAYHEM 2000 EVERYBODY!!

JT- I GOTTA FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK!! IT IS SO F*CKING LOUD IN HERE!

Shallow- YOU'VE ONLY BEEN ON PAY PER VIEW TELEVISION FOR 10 SECONDS TONIGHT AND YOU'RE ALREADY CURSING!! CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT TILL SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPENS?

JT- YOU DON'T CALL THIS REACTION F*CKING EXCITING?!

Shallow- GOOD POINT!!

GP- WE HAVE A FANTASTIC LINEUP FOR YOU TONIGHT! IT'S SHORTER THAN OUR USUAL PAY PER VIEWS, BUT...

JT- BUT WE HAVE THE MAYHEM MATCH!

GP- THAT'S RIGHT!! NEARLY EVERY CURRENT IWO SUPER STAR SIGNED UP TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS MATCH, AND THEY'RE ALL GONNA DUKE IT OUT FOR THE WORLD TITLE SHOT AT BEACH PARTY IV!!

JT- Things are finally calming down in here a little...

(the crowd pops as JT, GP, and Shallow are shown on the IWO big screen.)

JT- I spoke too soon!

GP- Heh. Anyway folks, we've got great matches for you...lets talk a little about these, shall we?

Shallow- First, we've got our School Bus of Death match, where both men will be in a moving school bus on the highway!! First one to get tossed out loses!!

JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!

GP- We've also got Fenix single handidly defending his Intercontinental Tag Team Titles against Hellfire & Brimstone AND Enemies of the State!!

Shallow- If Fenix can pull off a win that it'll be incredible!!

JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!

GP- G-Dogg, newly crowned US Champ, will defend against LiGiL in what will be a surefire classic, as well!

Shallow- LiGiL faces his toughest opponent in an IWO veteran like G-Dogg...that might steal the show!

JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!

Shallow- ?¿? will get a shot to avenge his 2 month old loss when he takes on Creeping Death in a Mystery Death Match!

GP- Nothing is worse than a Mystery Death Match! The rules alone for those matches are mind boggling. And, I believe the winner gets the AIWF/IWO Internet Title!!

JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!

Shallow- Shut up JT!

GP- Yeah!! Anyway, it's been confirmed that ?¿? doesn't want a World Title shot and so will not be competing in the match...and since CD isn't a signed IWO super star, he can't either!

JT- Oh.

Shallow- Moron.

GP- Anyway...then we have-

JT- THE MAYHEM MATCH! EVER BASTARD IN THE IWO WILL BEAT THE LIVING PISS OUT OF EACH OTHER FOR THE CHANCE TO KNOCK THE STUFFINGS OUT OF PSYCHO JAY!!

Shallow- Couldn't have said it better myself.

JT- Of course, Jay could always knock the stuffings out of them...

GP- Well, that's a month away anyway!!

Shallow- Lets worry about the matches at hand. We'll get to Beach Party IV when we get there.

School Bus of Death Match
Scott Stone v. Tony Davis

GP: Well our first match is taking place on a local highway!! It's between
two top IWO superstars, Scott Stone and Tony Davis!!

Shallow: Tony Davis with ease!!

GP: Well I gotta disagree, Scott Stone has been on quite the upset streak as
of late!! He almost beat HIT a few weeks ago!!

JT: Yes but he is off a fresh loss against Phyre, so I am chosing Davis to
throw Stone out of the bus and take this one!!

GP: Well they are both in the bus, and the hired bus driver says..fight and
this match is underway!! Scott wants Nicole back so bad and he is pissed!!
He charges at Davis and Davis blocks him and a slam to the ground!! He is
kicking away as Nicole is in the seat screaming for Scott already!!

JT: Well, I hope Nicole could say goodbye to Scott!! I mean Tony Davis is
gonna win, look at him, he is smashing Stone's face off that side wall!!
HAHA!!

Shallow: Davis starts to beat on Scott Stone. He picks him up and throws him
into the seat and starts to choke him!! AND THE BUS MAKES A SHARP TURN!!
Davis goes flying but is ok! He gets back up and starts to kick the shit out
of Stone even more! Stone is helpless, Davis walks over and kisses Nicole
and Nicole screams!! Davis has been on a bad streak ever since he lost that
world title!! I mean a loss to Scott Stone is terrible!!

GP: Stone here trying to mount a come back after watching Davis kiss
Nicole!! Scott is not only fighting for the right to be big, he is fighting
for the right to get his girlfriend back!! Davis picks up Scott, but Scott
rolls down Tony's back and a inverted DDT!! Scott Stone is stomping away as
Nicole is cheering!!

JT: Wow look at what Nicole is wearing! Damn!!

GP: I bet you Tony Davis made her wear that!! Scott Stone would never let
his girl dress so scandolous! Now Stone is pounding away on Tony Davis, he
lifts him up and slams Davis's head off the glass!! He is making his way up
to the front of the bus and finds a broom, he brings it up and nails Davis
in the head with it and Davis falls back!! Stone punching with a closed fist
on Davis!!! He is trying to make Davis bleed!!

Shallow: I wouldn't doubt Tony Davis! I mean he is one sick sick man!!

GP: So ever true Johnny Shallow!! But Scott Stone with the upperhand right
now and is kicking the shit out of this psycho!! Stone grabs Davis by the
hair and slams his head once again off the glass, and picks him up and a
piledriver onto the floor!! Stone opens the emergency exit door!! Stone is
goin for the win already!! This one could be over already!! Stone grabs
Davis by the neck and Davis blocks it, he kicks Stone in the gut as Nicole
screams, and Davis with a DDT!! He grabs Stone by the neck and goes to throw
him out!! Tony Davis is gonna win this!! He grabs Stone and throws him out!!
But Stone doesn't go! He is hanging on for dear life!!

JT: Look at that!! Davis doesn't even know!! Wait, now he does!! He is gonna
close the door on Scott Stone!! He flings the door closed and Scott's
fingers were inside there!! Scott let's go of that one hand and is hangin on
for even more dear life!! Davis think's he has one as he goes over to
Nicole!!

*Smash*

GP: WHAT?!?! SCOTT STONE JUST BROKE A WINDOW AND HE'S CLIMBING IN, AND WITH
A SWIFT DROP KICK THROUGH THE WINDOW, HE SENDS DAVIS BACK ON HIS ASS!!

Shallow: Stone kicking a mudhole in Davis's chest as Stone is really
pissed!! I bet you he has a few broken fingers!!

JT: Your probably right!! Stone is pounding on Davis, he grabs him by the
head and starts bashing it with the broom, he grabs the broom and sticks it
right between the legs of  Davis!! And Nicole yells in happiness!

GP: Stone starts to pound on Davis even more and with even more anger!!
Stone grabs Davis and goes to throw him into the bus wall bu Davis reverses
and whips Scott!! Scott hits hard, Davis charges and takes Scott Stone down
with a clothesline!! Stone now being pummeled, Davis is beating him
senseless!!

Shallow: Stone now picked up by Davis, and Davis grabs his head and starts
bashing it off the window!! This is one dangerous match!!

JT: Well that's why it's called the "Moving Bus Death Match" ya' dummy!!

GP: Well very good JT, I didn't think you were really all that smart!! Now
Davis grabs Stone and once again throws him back first into the bus walls!!
Stone really being manhandeled here! Davis get's Stone as another sharp turn
occurs and Nicole screams!! Davis goes over and tells Nicole to shutup and
Nicole slapped Tony Davis!! Davis grabs her by the hair but Stone comes and
makes the save!! He hugs Nicole and A PILEDRIVER FROM SCOTT STONE!!

Shallow: Stone grabs Davis and starts stomping his head into the ground. He
now picks him up and starts to punch him, he grabs Davis and starts to kick
him in the ass. Davis is screaming but Stone is just havin some mad fun!!
HAHA!!

GP: Stone lifts Davis with a scoop slam!! Davis quickly up and Stone with a
clothesline, Davis quickly up again and Stone with another clothesline!!
Davis rolls out of Stone's way and starts spazzing out!! Davis charges at
Stone..SUICIDAL TENDENCIES! CONNECTED!! Stone grabs Davis and is gonna throw
him out of the bus!! He opens the emergency exit door, but Davis with a
cheap shot and the door shuts!!

JT: Davis picks up Stone and a face plant onto the ground!! Davis grabs
Stone, and a DDT!! Davis picks up Stone again!! and with authority this time
he does the Suidicidal Tendencies on Scott Stone!! Amazing!! He is now gonna
throw Scott out the door!! He grabs him, but here comes Nicole!! Davis
notices and has Nicole by the throat!! Stone see's this, his pupils dialate
and he charges at Davis and a spear!! A SPEAR!!

GP: Stone gets up and puts Tony Davis in a ankle lock submission!! Davis is
screaming in pain but remember the only way to win is to throw your opponent
out!! Davis tries to reverse it but Scott Stone is to smart for him!! Stone
picks get's up just in time and picks up Davis and throws him into the bus
wall!! Stone comes charging at Davis and kicks his face right into the
window and it breaks!!

JT: DAVIS IS BLEEDING!!

Shallow: Yes he is JT! And what a way to start bleeding!! Having your face
kicked into the glass!!

GP: Truely agonizing!! Davis is just out cold as Scott Stone get's a evil
grin on his face and goes and kisses his girlfriend Nicole as she is smiling
just as big as him!! Stone lifts up a knocked out Davis, and a DDT for all
of Davis's troubles THEN A QUICK SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!!

JT: It's over!!

Shallow: Not yet not yet!! Stone grabs Davis and goes to throw him out but
Davis is hangin on!! He won't leave!! He knows where he is!! Davis gets
lifted by Scott Stone and whips him into the front of the bus were the bus
driver makes a sharp turn and all 3 people in the bus go flying!! Stone
shakes it off and goes right for Davis!! He picks him up and slams him once
again into bus wall!! He lifts him up and slams him onto the floor!! My
god!! Scott Stone has Davis hangin over the steps, and he is gonna curb Tony
Davis!!

JT: He can't do that!! That could break Tony's neck!!

GP: Well Stone doesn't do it as Nicole is telling him not to!! Scott is
asking why and she says because you still have to break more of his bones!!
Scott smiles, kisses her and continues the punishment!! Stone lifts Davis
and throws him head first into the window and another window breaks!! Stone
is going insane!!

JT: Yeah! He's stealing Davis's insaneism!! Bastard.

GP: Well Stone grabs Davis once again and whips him into the back of the
bus, runs at him and connects with a clothesline!! Davis taking one hell of
a beating here from "Suicidal" Scott Stone!! Stone grabs Davis once AGAIN
and slams him onto the mat, he gets on the seat and jumps off with a flying
elbow and connects!! He gets on the bus seat again and jumps off with a
Guillatean Leg Drop!!

Shallow: Stone kicking away at the former world champ like no tomorrow!!
Nicole is in the background screaming in joy as Stone lands a inverted DDT!!
He goes up on the seat's again and comes off with a knee smash right into
the face of Tony Davis!! Ouch!

GP: He picks up Davis and whips him into the bus wall and Davis's neck whips
back and nails it even harder as another sharp turn was just hit!! Stone
laughs and grabs Davis, he throws him into a corner and Davis just lays
there!! Stone picks him up by the hair and throws him into the ditch in the
front of the bus!! And he's choking the ever living hell out of him!! Davis
can't take it anymore!! He passes out!! Scott Stone looks as if he has this
one won folks!! But remember, just like all the last times, Davis has gotten
one last burst of energy to come back!!

JT: Yeah but then his head wasn't bashed in 900 times!! The bus door opens
and Tony Davis goes flying out!! Scott Stone is the winner!! Scott Stone is
2-0 against Tony Davis!!

GP: The bus stops, and the bus driver takes off his hooded shirt..IT'S H20!!

Shallow: It's the bastard that posted all that shit on the IWO web page!!
Nicole starts driving the bus as Stone and H20 start fighting!! Stone grabs
H20, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!! HE GRABS HIM AND WHIPS HIM OUT THE DOOR AND WE
SEE H20'S NECK SNAP LIKE 50 TIMES!! SCOTT STONE!! CONGRADULATIONS!!

GP: What a match and what a aftermatch!!

I/C Tag Team Match
Flaming Ladder Match- There is a single ladder with the titles hung over the ring. In order to win, someone must set the ladder on fire and climb it to obtain the titles from high above.
Fenix -c- v. Hellfire & Brimstone v. The Enemies of the State

GP: It's time for the Flaming Ladder Match!

Shallow: Alright! Somebody is gonna get burnt to a crisp! trying to get to
those I.C Titles!

JT: Enemies of the State are gonna win. They're the fuckin WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS!!!

GP: But Fenix and Hellfire & Brimstone are no slouches at all! In fact, I
might have to go with Hellfire & Brimstone cause whenever a match has to do
with fire, it always favors Hellfire & Brimstone!

JT: That's cause they're a bunch of crazy bitches.

("American Badass" By Kid Rock plays as Hellfire and Brimstone begin making
there way out to the arena.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a FLAMING LADDER MATCH FOR THE I.C.
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!! Introducing First from Parts Unknown... being
accompanied by Primal and Th E Unknown's personal manager Chair... Weighing
in at a total combined weight of 750 lbs... HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!!!!!

JT: There go those bad asses now!

GP: They look ready! They're really an awesome force here in the IWO!

("Hot Boyz (EotS edit)" by Missy Elliot f/ Nas, Eve, Q-Tip, and Lil Mo plays
as Enemies of the State make there way to ringside with there World Tag Team
Titles draped over there shoulders.)

Ring Announcer: Entering the ring next... being accompanied by Bandit...
from Jacksonville and Tampa FL respectively... Weighing in at a total
combined weight of 465 lbs... THE CURRENT IWO WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...
ENEMIES OF THE STATE!!!!!

JT: Those guys look GOOD!

GP: There goes the IWO's most arrogant asses.

JT: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Shallow: That isn't arrogance. That's confidence!

GP: Whatever you call it, they better wake up or they're gonna become very
shocked at the outcome of this match.

("Nastradamus" by Nas begins playing as Fenix makes his way out towards the
ring.)

Ring Announcer: And the Current I.C Tag Team Champion... from The Mojave
Desert... weighing in at 246 lbs... FENIX!!!!!!!

GP: Fenix... the current lone I.C Tag Champ is about to step into war!

Shallow: There are ladders all over the place! And there's a can of gasoline
and some matches here on the announce table.

GP:Well all 5 men are in the ring on opposite corners from each other.
They're waiting for the bell to ring, and there it is!

*Ding Ding Ding*

GP:The bell has rung and this match is underway! Draven and Anthony Coles
lock up and go into the corner. They are trading huge lefts and rights here
and they tumble to the outside already! But on this inside Fenix and Unknown
are duking it out. Fenix gets the advantage and he tackles Unknown down! But
Nicholas Kain comes in and clotheslines Fenix! Kain picks the champ up and
DDTs him to the mat. Now Unknown jumps up and clotheslines Kain over the top
rope!

JT:But now on the outside, Draven has Coles in a torture rack!  He drops him
and goes over and grabs the ladder. He comes back and throws it onto Coles.
Now Draven moves the ladder off Anthony Coles. Draven picks him up and sends
him into the guardrail! He runs in and goes for a big splash but Coles moves
and Draven gets a mouthfull of metal!

Shallow:Damn, this one just took off.

GP:Well on the inside, Unknown has a chair and he clocks Fenix! But Kain
hops to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a dropkick to the chair which
hits Unknown in the face! Now Fenix is up and he stomps away on Unknown. Now
Fenix and sends Kain into the turnbuckle and follows in with a big
clothesline! Then he executes a back body drop. Now Fenix is heading to the
outside. He grabs one of the ladders that is on the outside and throws it
back in. Fenix is on the apron and he springboards off the rope and nails a
clothesline on Kain!

JT:Well, continuing on the outside, Draven is on his knees as Coles continue
to nail him with a chair. Coles sets the ladder up on the outside and climbs
to the top. He reaches the top, but Draven pushes the ladder over which
sends Coles into the third row.....literally! Now Draven runs over and steps
over the guardrail. He picks up Coles and slams him down with a huge scoop
slam!

Shallow:Look at this, a fan has an unopened beer bottle and he's trying to
hand it to Draven! Draven takes it, opens it, and drinks some of it. Then he
takes the beer bottle and.......he breaks it over the head of Coles!

GP:Back on the inside, Fenix has the ladder set up in the middle of the
ring. He picks up Unknown and carries him to the top! He grabs Unknown and
sets him up for a vertical suplex....but Kain hops up and knock the ladder
over which racks both Unknown and Fenix on the ropes! Kain takes Fenix and
suplexes him over the ropes into the ring. Now Kain begins to stomp away on
Fenix while Unknown heads to the outside. Unknown reaches underneath the
ring and pulls out two tables! But that's not enough, he reahces under and
pulls out two more tables!

Shallow:Is he getting ready for a buffet or something?

JT:I don't even understand why you try to be funny.

Shallow:And I don't even understand why you try to be a fag.

JT:Man, if you keep this pace, we're gonna be having an added match here
tonight.

Shallow:Shut up man. You wouldn't fight a 3 year old toddler let alone a
grown man.

GP:Damn I'd wish you two quit arguing every PPV and call a match.

Shallow and JT:SHUT UP!!!

GP:Anyway, Unknown takes one of the tables back inside the ring. Unknown
grabs a chair though and clocks Nicholas Kain! Unknown sets a table up in
the middle of the ring and sets the ladder up beside it. Fenix is up and he
gets a superkick on Unknown! He puts Unknown on the table, grabs the chair
and proceeds to climb the ladder.

Shallow:But Kain has just grabbed the gasoline and the box of matches off
our announce table and grabs the other ladder that's on the outside and
sends it inside the ring.

GP:Well meanwhile, Fenix has reached the top of the ladder. He puts the
chair across his chest and dives off towards the table! He splashes Unknown
with the chair through the table! Damn that must of hurt! Both men are down!

Shallow:But Kain played the smart part because he now has the ladder set up
in the middle of the ring and has covered it in gasoline. He grabs about
five matches and strikes them all. He throws them on the ladder which is now
engulfed in flames!

JT:I can feel the heat from here!

GP:Now Kain takes a deep breath and begins to ascend the ladder. He is
grimicing in pain all the way up! He is almost to the top! Fenix is up
though and he knocks the ladder over and sends Kain over the top and to the
floor!

JT:Hold up, what happened to Draven and Coles? Cut the camera to them!

(Camera cuts over to Draven and Coles.)

JT:Look! They're fighting it out in the bathroom! Draven grabs the towel
dispenser and nails Anthony Coles with it! Draven now picks up Coles and
carries him to one of the stalls. He puts his head in between the stall and
the door. He takes the door and slams it on the head of Coles! Draven takes
Coles and tries to put his head in the toilet, but Coles blocks it! He
elbows Draven and shoves his head in the toilet! He flushes it and Draven is
kicking his feet!

Shallow:Now Draven is making some wierd ass noises!

JT:Coles lifts Dravens head out of the toilet and sends him into the batroom
mirror which shatters on impact! Both men are duking it out and then they
stop? What the hell?

(Draven and Coles look at each other)

Draven and Coles:WE FORGOT ABOUT THE BELTS!!!!

JT:Oh damn, they just now realized this was a tag belt match. Both men are
now sprinting back to the ring.

GP:Well, back in the ring. Kain and Fenix are locked up on the outside.
Unknown has set up the three remaining tables one on top of another. He now
goes inside the ring and begins to climbs the flaming ladder heading for the
belts! Fenix and Kain both see this and they both jolt back inside. Unknown
looks down and smiles and dives off onto both men!

Shallow:He set Fenix and Kain up!!

JT:Well here comes Coles! He's over the guardrail! Draven is lagging behind
since he bigger than Coles. Coles goes in though and tackles Unknown from
behind! He and Unknown go to the outside and continue to brawl.

Shallow:Now Draven has reached the guardrail and he hops over. He sees the
ladder and sees the belts. Draven gets inside the ring and begins to climb.
He's almost to the top but Kain pushes the ladder over and Draven goes over
the ropes and through the three tables!!!!!! Draven is out!

GP:Well Unknown has the advantage over Coles on the outside and has managed
to set another table up. He takes Coles and grabs him by the stomach and
powerbombs him through the table!!!!!

JT:Coles is out! He has to be! Unknown jumps back to the inside and takes
both Fenix and Kain down with a double clothesline! He picks up Kain and
sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Unknown climbs to the top and puts his
feet on the ropes and he gets A TOP ROPE HURRICURANA!!!!

Shallow:But Fenix meets Unknown with a spinebuster! Fenix is now trying to
climb the ladder to the top. He reaches the top of the ladder! He can easily
grab the belts and win the match! But he looks down at Unknown and Kain. HE
POINTS TO THE CROWD AND HE DIVES OFF WITH A FENIX FLYER ONTO BOTH KAIN AND
UNKNOWN!!!!

JT:Why did he waste that chance at the titles?

GP:Well now he's gonna go for the titles again! He climbs the ladder once
more. He is halfway up. Now he is at the top. He reaches for the belts! But
look! Anthony Coles is up and he runs to the inside of the ring! Fenix has
his hand on the titles! Coles is on the inside and he knocks the ladder over
and Fenix falls to the mat! He was so close!

JT:Damn, he wasted his chance!

Shallow:Well now Coles tries to climbs the ladder which has yet to stop
burning. He is halfway up, but now Unknown is up and is climbing the ladder.
Both men have reached the top!

GP:Who will get it? The are trading punches at the top, fighting over who
will get the belts!

JT:But in the corner....Fenix has the other ladder set up and is at the top
of it! He dives off the ladder and knocks over tha ladder, Anthony Coles,
and Th E Unknown! What a valiant move by Fenix!

GP:He doesn't want to give up the titles here! But Fenix now grabs the
ladder and starts to climbs again.....

JT:Hopefully for the last time.

Shallow:Shut up.

GP:But Draven has arisen from the outside! He gets back inside the ring and
climbs the flaming ladder as well! Fenix is almost to the top though!
Draven, climbing as fast as he can makes it to the top! Fenix has one belt
in his hand! He's going for the other! Draven has made it to the top though!
DRAVEN PUNCHES FENIX IN THE FACE!! DRAVEN GRABS THE OTHER TITLE!! FENIX
GRABS FOR THE TITLE IN DRAVEN'S HAND BUT DRAVEN NAILS FENIX IN THE HEAD WITH
THE OTHER BELT!! DRAVEN JUMPS DOWN OFF THE LADDER AND TO THE MAT!! HE GRABS
THE OTHER BELT FROM FENIX AND RAISES THEM BOTH IN THE AIR!! IT'S OVER, IT'S
OVER!!

*DING DING DING*

Winner:Hellfire & Brimstone-new IWO I/C Tag Team Champions

GP:HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE ARE THE NEW I/C TAG TEAM CHAMPS!! TH E UNKNOWN IS
BACK INSIDE THE RING!

JT:Quit yelling Greg!

GP:Sorry, Draven hands Th E Unknown the other belt and they celebrate in the
ring. What a night so far! If the PPV is going as well as it is so far, the
Mayhem match will be ultimate! Fans, it's time for our next match here at
May Mayhem 2000!!!!

United States Title Match
G-Dogg -c- v. LiGiL

GP: Man, I’m telling you, this could be the best Pay-Per-View the IWO
has EVER put out!

JT: It’s in the makings of doing just that, Greg.

Shallow: Like I said on my Real Audio Show, this new era the IWO is experiencing
is MUCH better than the days of yesteryear. So, of course you’re going
to see a better Pay-Per-View.

JT: CAN YOU DO ONE F*CKING SHOW WITHOUT PLUGGING THAT DAMN SHOW?!?!?!?!

GP:  For real.

Shallow: Well I’ve got to get ratings.

GP: (sigh) Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the first of
two title matches here tonight. G-Dogg, Gunnar Smith, whatever you want
to call him, he’s the new US Champion, and he takes on, arguably, the
hottest rookie to come through the IWO in a long time, LiGiL. (he pronounces
it Li-gel)

JT: It’s LiGiL (Lie-Jul) you idiot. (sigh) Some people are truly sad.

Shallow: ANYWAY, I personally think G-Dogg is going to retain the title.
I’ll give LiGiL credit, he HAS been on a hot streak, but tonight, expect
G-Dogg to play the role of the fire extinguisher that puts LiGiL’s fire
out.

JT: I GOT THAT FIRE! I GOT THAT FIRE GIRL HOLLA AT LIL WODIE IF YA WANT
THAT OSCAR MAYER! (blows a kiss) That was for you Nikki.

GP: So you saw it too, huh JT?

JT: Yeah, good video isn’t it?

GP: Yes it is, but right now we’re talking about this US Title Match,
NOT Juvenile.

Shallow: What the f*ck is a Juvenile?

GP: (sigh) Johnny, we’ll explain it to you later. JT, your thoughts on
the US Title Match?

JT: Well, once again, all you marks get to hear me…

GP: Ah, would you just get to the damn predictions?

JT: Very well. I think G-Dogg is going to win too. Smith has been awhile
for a while…plus this is his fourth title in the IWO. He knows what he
has to do to keep a title.

GP: Well, I’m going to go with LiGiL. Sure, on paper, G-Dogg has the
win easily. But in the IWO, I’ve learned to expect the unexpected.

JT: Good point. Well, with all that said and done, let’s go to the ring.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled
for one fall, and it is for the IWO United States Championship!

(Crowd cheers.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first…

(Lights go out. “No Leaf Clover” by Metallica plays. A big explosion
burst thru the arena. G-Dogg comes out. Crowd cheers. He raises his hands
in the air and more pyro goes off. )

Ring Announcer: From Oakland, CA. Weighing 267 lbs. He is the IWO United
States Champion….”G-Dogg” Gunnar Smith!

(G-Dogg steps in the ring. He raises the US Title in the air. Crowd cheers.)

Ring Announcer: His opponent and challenger…

(Lights go out. They stay off for about 30 seconds. We begin to hear
a voice. It’s the voice of LiGiL.)

LiGiL: Yo, Gunnar. Your entrance was good…but check THIS out!

(The lights remain out. Then, “No Leaf Clover” by Metallica is played
very softly. Spotlight goes on the side of the May Mayhem set. You see
an orchestra playing “No Leaf Clover”. You also see a sign above the
orchestra. It says: “San Francisco Orchestra. Tonight…LiGiL’s Orchestra!”
Then, a BIG, and I mean, BIG firework display goes off. LiGiL comes out
to the biggest pop so far tonight.)

Ring Announcer: From Portland, OR. Weighing 254 lbs…. LiGiL!

(LiGiL enters the ring.)

GP: WOW! What an entrance LiGiL made!

JT: How much money did that chump have to cough up to get the San Francisco
Orchestra to play for him?

Shallow: I don’t know, but what I DO know is that this will be a match
to remember.

(Ding Ding Ding)

GP: Here we go! US Title on the line!

JT: G-Dogg and LIGL circle each other for a little while. Now they come
face-to-face. G-Dogg EXTENDS HIS HAND TO LiGiL! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WONDER
IF THE ROOKIE WILL FALL FOR THIS ONE!

Shallow: Knowing the fact that he’s a rookie, he probably will.

GP: LiGiL extends his hand back...G-Dogg tries to kick him but LiGiL
caught the leg and gave him a dragon-screw leg whip! HA! How ‘bout that,
rookie haters?

Shallow…….

JT:…………

GP: That’s what I thought. LiGiL and G-Dogg lock up. G-Dogg catches LiGiL
with an arm bar. LiGiL reverses it on G-Dogg. Smith drops down and trips
LiGiL up by the legs. He hits the ropes and connects with an elbow to
the small of the back of LiGiL.  G-Dogg hits the ropes again, this time
with a leg drop! He helps LiGiL to his feet. Irish Whip into the ropes…back
body drop! LiGiL gets up, knocked right back down with a dropkick! The
veteran Gunnar Smith is taking it to the youngster right now.

Shallow: Just as I predicted.

JT: Exactly. I don’t care how good you are, or how hot of a rookie you
are, you just can’t beat experience.

GP: That remains to be seen. G-Dogg takes LiGiL into the turnbuckle.
Knifedge chop! Another knifedge chop!

Shallow: Wow! That sickening sound is enough to bring Elvis back from
the dead.

JT: UH-UH! UH-HUH! YEAH YEAAAAAAAAH!

GP: No, JT. G-Dogg continues with the knifedge chops. BUT LiGiL FIGHTS
BACK! HARD, HARD, HARD PUNCHES TO GUNNAR! OOOH! BACKHAND CHOP! Springboard…into
a spinning heel kick! NICE move by the youngster.

Shallow: I’ll give him credit, he’s looking good so far, but can he keep
it up?

JT: LiGiL sends Gunnar into the ropes, tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! LiGiL
hits the ropes, LEG DROP! Cover! 1…2…NO! A little too early to try to
get the victory.

Shallow: LiGiL however keeps the aggression on Gunnar Smith. He sends
him into the ropes again, kick to the gut, goes to the other side, SWINGING
NECKBREAKER! And a beautiful one at that.

JT: LiGiL looking awfully good in this match up. He sends G-Dogg to the
opposite corner. LiGiL comes in with a head of steam…G-DOGG CATCHES LiGiL
WITH A BOOT TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! Great counter move by the US Champ!
 

Shallow: Yes it was. LiGiL’s face is bleeding via that shot to the face.
You better believe it’s going to take more than a bloody nose to put
LiGiL down however.

GP: G-Dogg helps LiGiL to his feet. He sends him to the ropes…no reversal…G-Dogg
gets the boots up, LiGiL slides under this time, he trips him up, and
OH BOY! Well, for those of you who are listening to this via IWO Radio,
LiGiL just sent Gunnar…well…you know what first into the steel pole!
He’s going to feel that one later on, trust me!

Shallow: LiGiL now takes G-Dogg, Gunnar meets LiGiL’s knee up close and
personal. LiGiL now waits for G-Dogg to get up so he can nail him with
a spinning heel kick. Now LiGiL rests in the turnbuckle. What is he going
to do now?

JT: LiGiL now…does a cartwheel…into a MOONSAULT! Beautiful move by LiGiL!
Cover! 1…2…. NO! Almost had a new champion there!

GP: LiGiL takes that right leg, SCISSIOR STOMP ON THAT LEG! You can tell
Gunnar felt that one. He now brings that leg to the ring ropes, and now
just sits on it! Repeatedly. The ref gives him a five count to get out
of the ropes.

Shallow: So far this has been a nice wrestling match. Hopefully it can
stay that way.

JT: Why so everyone can catch a good nap?

Shallow: Come on, JT, you can’t tell me you haven’t enjoyed this match
so far.

JT: Yes I can.

Shallow: With a straight face?

GP: MEN! PLEASE! WE HAVE A MATCH TO CALL!

Shallow & JT: Sorry.

GP: Thank you. LiGiL hooks G-Dogg in a front chancery. It looks like
it’s going to be a suplex.

Shallow: That’s exactly what he goes for but it’s blocked by G-Dogg.
LiGiL goes for another but that is blocked as well. G-Dogg lifts LiGiL
off and pulls off a suplex of his own! Gunnar uses the ropes as a springboard
and catches LiGiL with a back elbow!

JT: But LiGiL pops right back up and catches Gunnar with a jawbreaker!
Followed by a dropkick!

GP: LiGiL goes for another cover. 1…2…SO CLOSE TO HAVING A NEW US CHAMP!

Shallow: This has been a seesaw match up so far. LiGiL puts G-Dogg between
his legs. He goes for a piledriver…can’t get him up. Tries again…still
can’t get him. G-Dogg counters with a back body drop!

JT: LiGiL holding his back there. He may have injured it. G-Dogg has
LiGiL in a modified version of the surfboard maneuver. He has his arms
stretched out, and he has his knee into the small of LiGiL’s back.

GP: You can see the pain in LiGiL’s face. Good lord. Looks like a bitter
beer face. You can look at the confidence of G-Dogg and tell he feels
he has it won.

Shallow: I’ll give LiGiL credit, he’s looked good in this match, but
you just can’t beat experience. G-Dogg has plenty of that and then some.

JT: Like I said, the undefeated streak stops TONIGHT!

GP: In case you two boneheads didn’t notice, this match isn’t over. G-Dogg
still has that modified surfboard on LiGiL. The only thing LiGiL can
do is try to stand up. And LiGiL is tries to do just that! What heart
by LiGiL! He’s up! HE IS UP! He swings G-Dogg around…TIGER SUPLEX! WITH
A BRIDGE! 1….2…NO! NO! STILL NO 3 COUNT!

JT: LiGiL sends G-Dogg to the ropes…LiGiL catches him…WITH A SLEEPER!
SLEEPER! THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE RIGHT HERE! G-DOGG TRIES TO FIGHT
IT, BUT THE MORE YOU FIGHT IT, THE WORSE IT IS! LiGiL HAS THAT SLEEPER
ON NICE AND TIGHT, IT COULD BE OVER!

Shallow: Now we’re going to see how much heart G-Dogg has. LiGiL has
that sleeper locked like a pro. Could we see the beginning of a legendary
career in LiGiL?  It looks that way right now.

GP: LiGiL’s had that sleeper locked in for about a minute and a half
now. The ref checks G-Dogg. His hand drops once. It drops twice. If it
drops again, it’s over. He lifts it up…IT DOESN’T DROP! THERE IS STILL
LIFE IN G-DOGG! G-DOGG IS UP! A few elbows to LiGiL to get free. He now
hits the ropes, ducks the clothesline, ducks the backhand, and NAILS
the forearm smash! G-Dogg sends LiGiL to the turnbuckle, BULLDOG! G-Dogg
now places LiGiL to the top rope. G-Dogg now goes up himself…but catches
a few rights by LiGiL! He puts him on his shoulders! This could be….
YES! THE PALINDROME! PALINDROME! IT’S ALL OVER!

Shallow: COVER! 1…2…. NO! NO! NO! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!

JT: What a match-up this has been!

GP: You can say that again!

JT: What a match-up this has been!

GP: (Grrr…) G-Dogg puts LiGiL between his legs! COULD THIS BE THE DOGGINATOR?!?!
NO! A PILEDRIVER! AND A HARD ONE AT THAT!

Shallow: Cover: 1….2….STILL NOT ENOUGH!

JT: Both these men have shown great heart tonight. Gotta wonder who’s
gonna win this thing!

GP: LiGiL puts G-Dogg on his shoulders. Sets him up for a Samoan Drop!
But Gunnar counters with a DDT! Now G-Dogg goes up top!

Shallow: Risky move. It could go either way!

JT: G-Dogg is up. He goes for a Frog Splash! He leaps…LiGiL catches him
and turns it into a rollup! 1….2….3! HE BEAT HIM! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!

GP: I told you to expect the unexpected!

Ring Announcer: The winner, and NEW, IWO United States Champion, LiGiL!

(“No Leaf Clover” by Metallica begins to play as LiGiL is handed the
US Title. He gets on the second turnbuckle and raises his new property
in the air.)

JT: Gunnar doesn’t look happy at all!

Gunnar: (into the camera) That’s all right. He may have the US Title,
but (points up at the scaffold) Mayhem’s MINE!

Shallow: Obviously, Gunnar has his mind set on winning May Mayhem and
facing Psycho Jay next month at Beach Party.

GP: Folks, we draw closer and closer to that match, but first, we have
what are sure to be IWO classic matches still to come!

Mystery Death Match
?¿? v. Creeping Death

GP: Wow! This has been a SPECTACULAR event this has been so far.

Shallow: And don’t forget we STILL have the Mayhem Match coming up.

GP: That’s right. 40 of the World’s Finest will be on those very 4 scaffolds,
literally fighting for their careers and their futures.

JT: We’d like to thank you for purchasing IWO May Mayhem. To show you
our appreciation, you will receive a free IWO Dog Tag! You can either
fax your cable bill to us a 555-9808 or mail it to us at IWO PPVs, P.O.
Box 3242 Mt. Laurel, New Jersey, 32149.

(OUT OF CHARACTER NOTE- THE ABOVE IS NOT A REAL ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT EITHER, WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE RESULTS SHALL BRING AND WILL NOT BE HELP RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.)

GP:………….

Shallow: ………

JT: HEY! It’s paying the bills.

GP: JT, I know it’s been said before, but it bares repeating. You are
one sad little man. Anyway, folks, it’s time for the infamous Mystery
Death Match. This was the match ?¿? invented, this is the match ?¿? perfected.
Jack in the Box has felt his wrath, as has Ruff Ryda, now it’s Creeping
Death’s turn!

Shallow: Like I said on my Real Audio Show, ?¿? wins this one easily.
Creeping Death doesn’t really fit in well with the IWO. He needs to go
back to the losers in the AIWF.

JT: I don’t hardly ever agree with you, Shallow, but I’m with you on
this one. ?¿? has a PERFECT record in Mystery Death Matches. To my knowledge,
no one has defeated ?¿? in a Mystery Death Match.

GP: There is some history to how this match came about. Here is the history
between ?¿? and Creeping Death.

-===Begin Clip-===
GP: CD kicked out at the last moment.  ?¿? picks him back up, and DDT's
him
back into the mat!  He's signalling for a big finish now!  He picks him
back
up.
::"Uh, All Night" by Kiss starts to play.::
GP: That's...that's Ken War's music?!  ?¿? ignores it, and locks CD between

his legs.  One arm, two arms...
::?¿? looks around, expecting War to come running down the ramp at any

moment.::
GP: Well War's nowhere to be seen...MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER!  HE GOT IT!
 He
rolls him over!
1...
2...
3! NO!
GP: KEN WAR!  IN FROM THE CROWD!  PULLS THE REF OUT OF THE RING!  HE
GRABS
?¿?, AND TAKES HIM UP TO THE TOP ROPE!  BLACK DIAMOND!  BLACK DIAMOND!

(Backstage)
Shallow: Is it just me or does Parker need to lay off the caffiene?
JT: I'd say so...man it sure feels good to be in clean pants again.
(Ringside)
GP: War takes the unconsious CD and puts him on top of ?¿?!  He rolls
the
ref back into the ring and wakes him up!
1......
2......
3!!!!!!
GP: Ken War, the extremist bastard has cost our beloved ?¿? the match!
 He
slides back in and starts putting the boots to the Mysterious One!
::Shallow and JT come back to the announcers booth, unseen by the camera.::

Shallow: Sorry about earlier Parker, I get carried away sometimes.
JT: SWEET!  ?¿? IS BLEEDING!  YEAH!  I LOVE KEN WAR!
GP: Somebody call 911!  ?¿? is hurt!  War won't stop!

-===End Clip-===

GP: Ken War cost ?¿? the match and the AIWF/IWO Internet Title. When
War did that, he renewed one of the greatest feuds the IWO has ever seen…?¿?
vs. Ken War. Their return match happened at Dia  Del Nino. Thanks to
?¿?’s actions, that was one of the most horrific nights in wrestling
history.

-===Begin Clip-===

Shallows: Ken war now drags the bloody and battered ?¿? to the top floor
now, there is no more farther to go now.  ?¿? is getting a 5'th wind
now, and hits ken war in the balls now, and THROWS HIM DOWN THOSE FLIGHT
OF STAIRS, BUT KEN WAR JUST SAILED INTO THE WALL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE STAIRS.  HELL HE HIT THE FUCKER HEAD FIRST.  KEN WAR IS OUT COLD.
 THIS MATCH HAS TO BE DONE, BUT ?¿? ISNT FINISHED YET, HE DRAGS KEN WAR
THROUGH THE DOOR, TO THE VERY CATWALK CLOSE TO THE CEILING OF THIS ARENA.
 KEN WAR HAS REGAINED CONTIOUSNESS, AND PULLS A SPIKE OUT OF HIS BOOT.
 HE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO ?¿?'S EYES, AND ?¿? IS SCREAMING, BLOOD IS SHOOTING
OUT OF HIS EYES, AND KEN WAR HAS COME BACK TO LIFE.  KEN WAR IS BRUTALIZING
THE EYE OF ?¿?. HE LOOKS TO THE FANS AND GIVES THE SIGNAL FOR THE DROP.
THESE FANS ARE GOING NUTS.
GP: DON'T TELL ME HE IS GONNA GO FOR THE DROP FROM UP THERE!!!!!
JT: OH MY GOD!!!!!
SHALLOW:  KEN WAR PLACES HIMSELF ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CATWALK,
HE IS RIGHT OVER THE SCAFOLDING, AND A FLAMING RAZORWIRE AND GLASS TABLE,
THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE SCAFFOLD PORTION OF THIS MATCH.  KEN WAR
PICKS ?¿? UP AND LIFTS HIM FOR THE DROP, BUT HIS FOOT SLIPPED, OH MY
GOD!!!!! KEN WAR LANDED HEAD AND BACK OF HIS NECK FIRST ON THE SCAFFOLD,
HE AND ?¿? BOTH FELL THROUGH THE SCAFOLD AND THROUGH THAT TABLE.  KEN
WAR IS BEHEADED, AND BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE, KEN WAR IS BASICLY
DEAD AND ISNT MOVING, THE FANS HAVE SHUT RIGHT UP NOW!! WE ARE SEING
THE DEATH OF ONE OF THE IWO'S GREATEST PERFORMERS RIGHT NOW, AND NO ONE
CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.  KEN WAR'S FALLEN BODY IS RIGHT ON TOP OF ?¿?
THE REF
DOESN'T COUNT IT.  THE AMBULACES ARE PLACING KEN WAR IN A BODY BAG, WITH
HIS HEAD RIGHT ONTO OF HIS CORPSE.  ?¿?'S HEAD HAS TO BE FRACTURED, HE
WILL BE OUT FOR A GOOD LONG TIME BECAUSE OF THIS.  THEY BOTH ARE BEING
WHEELED OUT OF THIS.
GP: THIS IS NUTS, I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED THAT KEN WAR WOULD DIE IN
ONE OF HIS MATCHES, EVEN IN DEATH HE KINDA WON, BUT WHAT ABOUT ?¿? HIS
SKULL MAY BE FRACTURED, BUT SINCE HE IS LIVING HE HAS TO BE THE WINNER.

JT: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE STRANGEST AND SICKEST
THING EVER TO HAPPEN IN THIS COMPANY'S HISTORY. THE MOST HARDCORE MAN
IN THIS COMPANY IS DEAD AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE!!!

-===End Clip-===

GP: ?¿? had to kill one of IWO’s finest wrestlers of all time, Ken War,
to get the job done. But he’s made it to May Mayhem, and he will face
Creeping Death in Round 2 of this intense rivalry. This time, it’s in
?¿?’s neighborhood, the Mystery Death Match.

JT: For those of you who have never seen a Mystery Death Match, here
are the rules. It takes place inside an inclosed steel cage. You notice
that our regular ring ropes have been replaced by barbed-wire ropes.

(As JT explains the rules, the camera scopes out the cage and the ring.)

JT: You notice that on top of the cage, there are 2 exploding balloons.
What they are filled up with we don’t know. All we know is that they
will explode sometime during this match. The turnbuckles also have explosives
in them. They will explode whenever someone goes into the turnbuckles.
Pinfalls only count in this match. Also, both men will be able to bring
their own weapon to the ring.

GP: Well done JT. It’s now time for the introductions. Let’s go to ringside.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the featured bouts
of the evening!

(Crowd cheers.)

Ring Announcer: It is a Mystery Death Match. Each participant will be
accompanied with a weapon of his choice. Pinfalls only count in this
match! And now, the participants. Introducing first….

(“Creeping Man” by Metallica plays. Crowd boos immediately after they
see Creeping Death.)

Ring Announcer: From The Local Sanatarium, weighing in at 210 lbs. Representing
the AIWF, he is the AIWF/IWO Internet Champion, here is Creeping Death!

(Creeping Death enters the cage. He has a barbed-wired baseball bat.
He places it down on the mat and awaits ?¿?’s arrival.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent….

(“Take The Power Back” by Rage Against The Machine plays. ?¿? comes out.
The crowd….well….how can I put this? THEY GO ABSOUTELY NUTS!)

Ring Announcer: From Philadelphia, PA. Weighing in at 255 pounds. He
is a FWL Legend, former IWO Pacific and World Champion. Ladies and gentlemen,
here is, “The Mysterious One”….?¿?!!!

(?¿? enters the ring. He has a medieval axe. He puts his weapon aside
as well. He steps in the cage.)

(Ding Ding Ding)

GP: Here we go! ?¿? vs. Creeping Death Part II is underway!

Shallow: Check out this staredown between the two. Complete intensity.

JT: Both men back off. It’s a COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP?!?!?! IN A MYSTERY
DEATH MATCH?!?!

GP: Creeping Death with a hip toss on ?¿?!

JT: Hip toss? Come on, where’s the blood?

Shallow: I think it’s great to see some wrestling for a change.

GP: (sigh) ?¿? and CD tie up again….?¿? catches him with a headlock.
CD pushes him to the ropes….shoulder block by ?¿?!

JT: A shoulder block in a Mystery Death Match? Come on, WE WANT BLOOD!

Fans: WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD!  WE WANT BLOOD!

?¿?: Well, gotta give the fans what they want!

GP: ?¿? lets go of the resthold he had on CD….and SENDS HIM INTO THE
BARBWIRED ROPES! CD has cuts EVERYWHERE!

JT: YES! YES! YES!

Shallow: Calm down, JT. ?¿? whips CD…..RIGHT INTO THE EXPLODING TURNBUCKLE!
You can tell by his facial expression that hurt.

GP: ?¿? picks CD up. He has him in a belly-to-back suplex position. He
brings him near those barbwired ropes. No….he wouldn’t.

Shallow: ?¿? don’t do it!

JT: Too late! He already did it!

GP: GOOD GOD! Creeping Death went…..well, you know what first into those
barbwire ropes.

Shallow: Tom Green just got his testicles removed, Creeping Death may
be next in line!

JT: ?¿? takes Creeping Death into another turnbuckle…FACE FIRST BABY!
YEAH! CD IS BLEEDING! YES! BLOOOOOOD!

GP: You get sicker and sicker every PPV. Wait….that balloon’s falling
from above!

Shallow: And it landed directly on ?¿?!

GP: It cut part of his mask up. You still can’t see his face, but you
can see a little bit of his hair.

JT: HAHAHAHA! ?¿?’s a blonde! No wonder he’s so stupid

GP: Folks, I have just been told that the cage has just now been powered
by 50,000 volts of electricity. Anyone goes into that cage will be fried!

JT: WHOO HOO!

Shallow: Sick….just sick.

GP: ?¿? grabs CD…PILEDRIVER! Cover….1…..2……NO! CD kicked out!

Shallow: Gotta give CD credit. He’s a fighter.

JT: While ?¿? celebrates, CD grabs his barbed wired baseball bat! He’s
got it…AND NAILS ?¿? FROM BEHIND!

GP: ?¿? is out cold. ?¿? gets helped up by Creeping Death. CD whips him
in…no reversal! AHHHHHH! CD JUST HIT THAT CAGE! AND IT’S JUICED WITH
50,000 VOLTS!

JT: And you can tell the side effects. CD is shaking like he’s Muhammad
Ali.

Shallow: ?¿? puts CD between his legs! You know what this means folks!
MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER! IT’S OVER! IT’S FRIGGING OVER!

GP: HERE’S THE COVER! 1……..2……3! ?¿? WINS! ?¿? WINS!

(“Take The Power Back” by RATM plays as everyone cheers.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner,  ‘The Mysterious One’,
?¿?!

(?¿? tries to exit the cage, but CD nails him with the baseball bat)

GP: IT AIN’T OVER YET FOLKS!

JT: Uh oh! Those damn balloons are about to fall again! CD just ducks
out the way of one and it explodes on the mat.

Shallow: And that balloon was loaded with tacks! CD grabs ?¿?….DAMAGE,
INC (Rock Bottom) ON THOSE TACKS! GOOD LORD!

GP: Security comes in and prevents CD from doing any further damage!
CD backs off…wait a minute….he’s got that MEDIEVAL AXE! ?¿?’s WEAPON!
Security stands tall. WAIT! CD IS CHOPPING SECURITY’S LEGS OFF! ONE BY
ONE! ALL OF THEM ARE GETTING THEIR LEGS CHOPPED OFF, VIA THAT MEDIEVAL
AXE!

JT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GREAT! JUST GREAT! But the best is yet to come,
he’s gonna chop ?¿?’s HEAD off!

Shallow: Oh lord, he’s actually going to do this. He’s…..SOMEONE ELSE
CALL IT, I CAN’T WATCH!

JT: Shallow, you’re such a pussy. CD has that axe high in the air….He’s
about to do it…NO! ?¿? KICKED HIS LEG UP, MAKING THE AXE HIT CD IN THE
FACE!

GP: CD IS OUT! HE CAN’T STOP BLEEDING! HIS NOSE IS BROKEN, HIS JAW IS
BROKEN, AND I BELIEVE SOME OF HIS TEETH ARE KNOCKED OUT!

JT: I believe this, by far, beats ANY Mystery Death Matches we’ve had
in the IWO thus far.

GP: We have CD out cold, ?¿? basically limping out of the ring, and don’t
forget our security has just manually had there legs amputated, thanks
to CD and that axe!

(the scene cuts away to the parking lot, where an ambulence is pulling up. It stops, and both members of Viking Force get out to a mixed reaction from the fans. Vladamir is noticibly hurt.)

Shallow: What was that about?

GP: I don't know...but we do know that Viking Force are going to be participating in the Mayhem Match! Speaking of which...

Mayhem Match
A network of 4 scaffolds are set up in a square-shape high above the ring. The only way to lose is to be knocked off the scaffold. Last one remaining on the scaffold is declared the winner and #1 contender for World Title next month.
Every Member of the IWO participates

GP: ...IT'S TIME!!!!!

JT: YES LORD IT'S TIME!!!!!

Shallow: I can't believe it's finally here!!! The MAYHEM MATCH!!!!

GP: That's right folks the winner of the Mayhem Match will recieve a shot at the IWO World Title at the next Pay Per View. And as it stands now... that'll be
Psycho Jay.

Shallow: Picks everyone?

GP: Oh boy, it's impossible to say who's gonna win this one. I may have to go with either "G-Dogg" Gunner Smith, or the Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid. Or that
damn wanna be Communist... Fenix!

Shallow: I may have to go with Evan Levine or High Flyer, or possibly the IWO great "The Mysterious One" ?¿?!!!!!!

JT: Yall just named all the great wrestlers... I'll have to go with a member of the greatest tag team in the IWO Today... Enemies of the State!!!

GP: Well that's great JT but, which member?

Shallow: Yeah, Anthony Coles or Nicholas Kain...

JT: Uhhh, I can't WAIT to find out who the first contestant is!

GP: We all know that this match is going to be one hell of a death match. It was one of the most horrifying images in the history of the IWO which has a history of
horrifying images.

GP: I think about it and realize how close we came to having a 2nd in ring fatality.

JT: I don't understand what the fuss is all about.

<Video Tape. May Mayhem 1999>

Nikki:  (Tuts) Men and their puppies, god.  Anyway, we've got Tony Davis now backed into a corner in the third highest scaffold by the Vietnam Veteran.  Veteran
seems overconfident.

BSW:  He lunges for him.....and spits in his face.  Tony Davis has snapped!

JT:  A tombstone piledriver by Tony Davis on the Vietnam Veteran!  And then Davis kicks him off!

BSW:  Veteran flying through the air, oh god, this is a sick contest!

JT:  That's why I love it!

BSW: The Veteran has had easily the worst landing of them all so far, he's hit a steel post.  It's caught him right on the face.  I can see blood running down his face,
his teeth are shattered, oh god, why do they put that image up on the big screen?

<End Video>

Announcer: Today at May Mayhem 40 men will go up on a scaffold. One will emerge victorious. Yet if there is any doubt that there is extreme danger lurking around
the corner all they need to do is look back to last year's match with the spectacular and almost fatal fall of The Vietnam Veteran. Now a year later what are the
thoughts of all the people involved in that lasting memory? Today The Vietnam Veteran is still with the IWO, working with some of the new recruits at the IWO's
wrestling school The Headlock Womb, scouting talent and occasionally giving interview pointers. His wife Katie also works for the IWO in their legal depart using
her lawyer skills to write up contracts and defend the orginazation against lawsuits. Dr. Marla Roberts retired from wrestling after Gold & Glory to run a pediatric
clinic in Tempe Arizona. What was going through the minds of all the people who were involved? How has it affected them since? We dispatched our camera crew
to find out in this free form interview.

*TAPED INTERVIEW*

Shallow: As you were falling and saw that ringpost getting larger, what were you thinking Veteran?

The Vietnam Veteran: That maybe I should have done something safer.....like defusing bombs (laughter from everyone, some laughter sounding a little nervous).
Seriously though I was trying to get my arms to work to try and protect my face. Remember I had been piledriven by Tony Davis so I was stunned. I was concious
but not able to move my arms. Paralyzed would be the best term to discribe my situation. So when I hit the post my face was not protected at all.

Katie: Remember, this match took place just 3 hours after the death of Owen Hart in Kansas City. There was rumors that the scaffold match was going to be killed
off, no pun intended, because of it. There were a lot of nervous wrestlers in the backstage area. Some didn't want to go up because of it. They hadn't thought about
the danger until that moment. To the IWO's credit the management held an impromptu meeting and said that if anybody wanted to back out of the match they could
do so without fear of punishment.

JT: Personally if any of them had backed out they would have proven they weren't real IWO material.

The Vietnam Veteran: The wrestlers did a lot of soul searching in the time between the start of the PPV and the scaffold match. Some wrestlers went up because
they felt obligated to do so in their hearts. Others who didn't care about the match one way or the other suddenly got jazzed up because of the thought of being able
to seriously injure their opponent. A couple actually wanted to do it as a tribute to Owen. Bottom line though was that not a single wrestler backed out of the match.
They all went up there. Some in spite of strong personal reservations.

GP: Do you harbor any grudge against Tony Davis for what happened to you?

The Vietnam Veteran: Not at the time, it was simply business. it was the way he gloated about it my injury afterwards did bother me. That is why we had that match
at Gold & Glory..... my final match.

Shallow: Lets run through the series of events once you hit your head on that steel post. Veteran, can you describe what the pain was like?

The Vietnam Veteran: (Thinks about it for several seconds) It was the most intense pain I ever felt. It was like getting hit with a sledgehammer. I could feel the bones
in my face shattered. Part of me wanted to pass out so the pain would stop but another part of me didn't dare out of fear that if I did pass out I wouldn't wake up
again. So I did my best to embrace the pain as agonizing as it was.

Dr. Marla Roberts: I saw the fall and knew it was bad. I hoped that he'd still be alive when I got to him but was afraid he wouldn't. The first thing I saw was that his
right eye had been pushed beyond the bone skeleton of the face where it forms into a socket. He was losing blood by the bucket, he was mumbling incoherantly. I
tried to be gentle with him so he wouldn't thrash about because I couldn't afford to give him any sort of sedative at that moment. Not until I knew exactly all the
damage he knew. The EMT's who were at the arena were truly professional.

JT: I've got to ask this question of Katie. What would you have done if Veteran had become a vegatable? Or would you have even noticed the difference? <laughs>

Katie: If Leo had become a vegatable I would have brought him to you so you could finally talk to someone on your IQ level. (The others laugh except JT who takes
offense)

Veteran: Don't try to match wits with Angel (his pet name for Katie). You'll be as effective as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

Shallow: Nobody wants to battle wits with JT anyway. Few would try to sink that low.

JT: As far as you two poroxide blondes are concerned I don't need to prove my intellectual prowess so I won't get into a war of words with you.

GP: We're starting to drift off course from our original topic. So now Veteran had fallen and was rushed to the hospital. What then?

Dr. Marla Roberts: He was rushed into trioge/trauma section and preped for emergency surgury where we induced a coma through medication. It was vital to slow
down all forms of stimuli to the brain. With the damage his brainwaves were almost off the charts. After surgury he was put in an isolation ward with minimal light, no
sounds allowed in the room. Medial personel had to walk in soft soled sneakers so there would be no footfalls heard. Also in the surgury we had to perform an
incision to open up the facial skin (Shallow starts to look a little squemish while JT seems to be salivating) and remove all the bone fragments. Some of the bones were
reattached to the face in that first surgury and cemented with a polymer which acts as a type of superglue yet is of the same consistancy as bone inself so as it heals
would not be rejected by the body as a foreign substance. Leo had to endure 3 such surguries over 3 weeks before we brought him back to conciousness from the
coma.

Katie: It was a difficult time for me. Its not easy seeing your husband in a hospital, wondering if he would live or die. Some of the people of the IWO were very
supportive, calling me up daily to make sure I was doing well. I even got a call from the Hart family which I still treasure to this day. Here was a family who lost their
baby son and yet were willing to reach out.

GP: Did you think your husband would retire after the injury?

Katie: No. One look in his eyes and I knew he wanted to go back into the ring. It wasn't his time to stop yet.

Shallow: Veteran, if you had to do it all over again. Would you have been in that match?

Veteran: Yes I would. You see danger is a part of this business that you simply accept. If you aren't willing to accept the danger and the risks then you don't belong
in this sport.

GP: Do you have anything to say to the men who will be on the scaffolds today?

Veteran: Yes. Know that what happened to me could easily happen to you but also know that it was an accident. Maybe a 1 in a million chance of what happened
to me happening to you so don't let it intimidate you to the point where you think more of the fall than the match. The men who go up there today have my respect.
Doesn't matter if their face or heel. I hope the fans will give all the men a standing ovation. It will be deserved.

*END OF THE TAPED INTERVIEW*

Shallow: Well enough of that, let's find out just who the first compeditor is then!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!! It's time for the MAYHEM MATCH!!!!!

(The crowd let's out an absolutly HUMONGOUS pop!)

Ring Announcer: The rules are as this... Each compeditor will climb to the top of the Network of Scaffolds, and are eliminated if they fall off to the bottom... The last
man standing on top of the Scaffolds is declared the winner and Number One Contender for the IWO World Title!

(Crowd gives a huge pop again.)

Ring Announcer: And now let's find out who the first draw is!

("Opposite of H20" by Drag On begins to play as Allan Gallant makes his out but he does not climb to the top of the scaffolds.)

GP: Allan Gallant! He's the unluckiest man in the IWO!

JT: Wait, he's got a mic.

Shallow: I wonder what he wants?

Allan Gallant: Look, now I know all you idiots wanted to see me throw over 40 IWO Idiots off of that Network of Scaffolds... but I'm not... for personal reasons.

(Allan Gallant just leaves the arena to a chorus of boos.)

GP: Oh my god! I can't believe what I just heard! Allan Gallant won't be participating! He was another big time player in this match!

JT: Yeah... Oh well, who's 2nd?

("No Leaf Clover" by Metallica plays as LiGiL comes out to a good pop. He begins climbing the netword of scaffolds.)

GP: LiGiL. That super rookie!

JT: Yeah yeah, I hope he falls off head first!

("Memory Remains" by Metallica plays as "The Real Deal" Dane Matthews makes his way out and begins climbing the scaffolds.)

Shallow: The two men are on top of the Scaffolds and begin brawling!!! We're underway!!!

GP: Dane Matthews charges LiGiL and LiGiL ducks and a Back Body Drop!!! Dane Matthews is on the edge!!! LiGiL attempts a baseball slide but Dane
Matthews gets up and jumps over LiGiL! LiGiL gets up and is standing on the edge but He charges at Dane Matthews! SPEAR by LiGiL!!!!!!!

JT: Whoa! That was about 3 close calls right there in the very beginning of the match!!!

Shallow: Yeah. This is gonna be great!! I can't wait to see the first body hit the floor!

JT: Your pussy ass won't be able to handle it!

Shallow: I bet I can!

GP: Knock it off! LiGiL is hammering away on Matthews. Which is smart because the weaker the opponent, the easier it is to toss an opponent off. Which is why I
don't like these guy's chances at ALL in this match.

JT: Sho don't.

GP: LiGiL grabs Dane Matthews and tries to whip him off the scaffolds but Matthews holds on and reverses it. He whips LiGiL no! It was just a Drop Toe Hold!
Matthews is stomping on LiGiL! He's fets him in a Headlock.

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("No Leaf Clover" by Metallica plays as "G-Dogg" Gunner Smith makes his way out and climbs the network of Scaffolds.)

GP: Gunner Smith has entered the Mayhem Match! He's knocking out both LiGiL and Dane Matthews! Gunner is pounding on LiGiL!!! Dane Matthews is just
standing there!

Shallow: G-Dogg grabs LiGiL and a Piledriver!!!!! LiGiL may be out!!! All Gunner's gotta do it role LiGiL off the Scaffold! Dane Matthews with a Low Blow on
Gunner Smith!!! Dane Matthews with a Bulldog on G-Dogg!

JT: Dane Matthews with a smart move! That's what you gotta do to get the edge on the competition! You gotta sneak from behind!

GP: Matthews grabs G-Dogg, a right hand to the face, G-Dogg answers back with one of his own! They're exchanging lefts and rights!!!! LiGiL is back up and he
Butts G-Dogg and Dane Matthews head together! He begins punching Gunner Smith! Gunner is realing at the edge!!!!!!

JT: He's gonna go down! Gunner was one of the favorites!

Shallow: Dane Matthews LOW BLOWS LiGiL from behind!

JT: THAT IDIOT!!! LiGiL coulda took G-Dogg out!

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("Stupify" by Disturbed plays as AD comes out and climbs the scaffolds.)

GP: AD is in now! He's attacking Dane Matthews! AD and Dane Matthews are paired off and G-Dogg and LiGiL are paired off!!! AD with a knee to the gut of
Dane Matthews and an elbow to the back of the head! Matthews is down!

Shallow: And G-Dogg has the upper hand on LiGiL! Russian Leg Sweep on LiGiL!!! G-Dogg with an elbow drop! G-Dogg grabs the legs of LiGiL and a Punch
straight to the groin area!

JT: Ouch! He ain't gettin any no time soon!

Shallow: You haven't gotten any no time soon!

JT: You're crazy as hell! I get plenty! You and Greg are the one's who never get any!

GP: AD grabs Dane Matthews and is going for a Powerbomb! He's got um up!!!! NO Dane Mathews flips it over into a HURRICANRANA!!!! Dane begins
stomping on AD but AD grabs the foot of Matthews, lifts him up in the air and a POWERFUL SIDEWALK SLAM BY AD!!!!!!

JT: That had some impact!!!!

Shallow: Damn sure did!

GP: G-Dogg and LiGiL are having a test of strength. G-Dogg is gaining the upper hand! LiGiL is gaining it back! G-Dogg with a kick to the stomatch and a HARD
Clothesline! G-Dogg grabs LiGiL's legs... Wishbone Leg Splitter!

Shallow: Look at AD, he's pounding away on Dane Matthews!

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("Keep Their Headz Ringin" by Dr. Dre plays as Wesley Sanders makes his way out and climbs to the top of the Scaffolds.)

Shallow: Wesley Sanders!!! He could make a MAJOR impact in this match!

GP: Wesley Sanders breaks up G-Dogg and LiGiL's test of strength! ATL DEATH DROP (Cradle DDT) ON G-DOGG!!!!!!! LiGiL grabs Wesley Sanders from
behind and Reverse DDT's him! LiGiL begins stomping away on Wesley Sanders! AD gets into it and begins stomping away on Wesley Sanders! Matthews is in it
as well! They're triple teaming Wesley Sanders!

JT: They wanna get rid of Wesley early!

Shallow: Matthews goe after LiGiL! LiGiL with a rake to the eyes and a clothesline!

GP: AD picks up Wesley Sanders and seems to be going for a Vertical Suplex! He's got um up! No not all the way up! Wesley Sanders counters into a
BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!! G-Dogg is up now and attacks Wesley Sanders from behind! LiGiL grabs Dane Matthews, kick to the gut... DDT!!!!!!

JT: Matthews is out! That's it! LiGiL only has to roll Dane Matthews off the scaffolds and he's outta here! LiGiL is kicking the tar outta Matthews! He is at the edge!
LiGiL kicks but Matthews hangs on to his foot!!! LiGiL drops down on Matthews and begins biting Matthews!

Shallow: I guess by any means nessicary is true. Matthews can't last much longer with the Jaws of LiGiL in his flesh!

GP: G-Dogg has Wesley Sanders in an Air Plane Spin! Wes somehoww breaks loose and slams G-Dogg's face right into the mat!

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("Revolution is my Name" by Pantera plays as "The Future of Wrestling" Shawn Phillips makes his way out and limbs the scaffolds.)

GP: Shawn Phillips is now up on the scaffold! He's going after Dane Matthews!!!

JT: Dane Matthews is in serious trouble!

Shallow: Look at G-Dogg!!!

GP: G-Dogg is being pushed by AD and Wesley Sanders!!! He's at the edge when AD decks Wesley Sanders!!!

JT: That was a dumbass move! They coulda had G-Dogg but AD had to be stupid! G-Dogg with the DOGGINATOR!!!!! (Double Underhook, Sitdown
Dominator) DOGGINATOR ON AD!!!!!!!! WESLEY SANDERS SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND G-DOGG!!! ATL DEATH PLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dragon
Suplex)

GP: HERE COME DANE MATTHEWS AND LIGIL!!! THEY'RE DOUBLE TEAMING WESLEY SANDERS!!! THEY GRAB HIM!!!! NO!!!! THEY'RE
DOUBLE TEAMING WESLEY SANDERS!!!!!!!! THEY THREW HIM OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDS!!!!

JT: Wait! Wesley hasn't touched the ground! He's hanging! He's climbing back up! Matthews and LiGiL are fighting each other and don't realize it! Wesley Sanders
with a Face Crusher on Dane Matthews! Sanders grabs LiGiL... looks like a Tombstone Piledriver!!!!!!!! NO LiGiL flips over!!!!!!!!! LiGiL's about to do the
Tombstone!!! Wesley flips over now!!!!! LiGiL flips over!!! OH MY GOD!!! Wesley flips over again and Matthews pushes both Sanders and LiGiL over the
Scaffold!!!! LiGiL and Sanders are hanging on the side!!!

GP: LiGiL and Sanders are kicking each other while hanging on! Sanders with a kick to LiGiL's side! LiGiL kicks Sanders in the GROIN!!! Sanders has fell to the
ground!!!

JT: That's what ya gotta do. LiGiL's climbing back up.

GP: And now LiGiL and Matthews are fighting each other again! AD jumps into it. AD and Mathews stare at each other.... All of a sudden, they attack LiGiL!!!
Shawn Phillips and G-Dogg are battling it out as well! Boy it's hard to keep up with all the action!

JT: It sure is!

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("Perfect" by Smashing Pumpkins plays as "Sweet & Sizzling" Scotty Valentine makes his way out and climbs the network or scaffolds.)

GP: Scotty Valentine gets in the ring and a Super Kick onto Shawn Phillips!!! Scotty Valentine's going right after Phillips! Right hands! G-Dogg just stands back!
Phillips is slowly trying to get up but Scotty Valentine is pouring it on heavily!

JT: SWEET & SIZZLING!!!!!

Shallow: That sounded gay JT.

JT: Shut up before I slap you... with my dick!

GP: Back to the other fight AD is choking Dane Matthews. Matthews is screaming trying to get loose and finally AD lets loose. Ad picks Matthews up and a
GORRILA PRESS SLAM!!!!!!! AD grabs Matthews by the head and had him in a side headlock... he's running with his head and there's a BULLDOG!!!!!

Shallow: I think Matthews is busted open!

GP: He is! Back to the other fight, G-Dogg has now sat down!

JT: That's smart.

GP: Valentine has Phillips and there's a Back Body Drop NO Phillips flips over! Phillips with a Reverse Suplex!!!!!!! G-Dogg gets back up and comes from behind!
Forearm Smash to the back of Shawn Phillips!!! G-Dogg's got Phillips in a Boston Crab!

Shallow: AD has Dane Matthews back up again and a Headbutt on Matthews! Matthews rakes the eyes of AD!

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("Voodoo" by Godsmack plays as Leif Erikson of Viking Force makes his way out and climbs the scaffolds.)

GP: Leif Erikson is on the scaffold now! G-Dogg meets him with a HARD CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Back in the other fight, Dane Matthews has gained the upper hand
on AD. Matthews with a PILEDRIVER on AD!!!!!!!

JT: Dane Matthews pulled that out of his hat!

Shallow: Matthews is grabbing AD's legs! BOSTON CRAB!!!! WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS SERVE!?!??!?!

GP: IT SERVES AS AN EASY OPENING FOR LIGIL DO GIVE A SUPER KICK TO!!!! MATTHEWS HAS GOTTA BE KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!!!
LIGIL KICKED HIS TEETH IN!!!!

JT: LiGiL had been rather quiet recently too. He's just now getting back involved!

GP: LiGiL grabs AD back up just to Body Slam him down! LiGiL with a knee drop onto AD. Here comes G-Dogg going after LiGiL but LiGiL counters it into a
Samoan Drop!!! LiGiL is on fire! Back where Scotty Valentine and Shawn Phillips are fighting, Scotty Valentine just nailed Shawn Phillips with a Swinging
Neckbreaker!

Shallow: You think one of these new guys have a chance at winning this?

JT: Hell no! Wait till the big guns like the Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid, Evan Levine, even High Flyer get in, and don't forget both of Enemies of the State.

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("The Bum-Bum Song" by Tom Green plays as AWS Man (Also Known as Bill) makes his way out and climbs the scaffold.)

Shallow: AWS Man. Whoopy.

GP: And here comes another promising young rookie, AWS MAN!!!!!

Shallow: Are you kidding me? This guy blows goats just like the rest of them!

JT: I agree. Anyway, we have AWS Man ascending to the top of this network of scaffolding. G-Dogg and Scotty Valentine are fighting on one of these massive
scaffolds, AD and Dane Matthews exchanging blows. Leif Erikson knocks down Shawn Phillips! LiGiL comes over and smacks Ericcson! AWS man has reached
the top!!

GP: AND EVERYONE HAS STOPPED FIGHTING AND ARE ATTACKING AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BILL)!  Leif Erikson lowers his head and
rams his Viking helmet into AWS MAN'S GUT!! AWS MAN GOES FLYING OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! HE'S GONE!! And everyone goes back to just
kicking the hell out of each other!

Shallow: G-Dogg battling with the Viking Leif Erikson. G-Dogg sets Erickson up, an Atomic Drop! Leif wanders into LiGiL's clutches!! He signals for the
Palindrome! Leif counters with a low blow! And he piledrives LiGiL right onto the scaffold! I'm surprised it didn't crack! Leif now putting the boots to the
undefeated LiGiL with a smile on his face!

JT: Scotty Valentine and Shawn Phillips having a go at it on the other side of this scaffold! Valentine with a right rocking Phillips....a left now, he grabs him, and a
jawbreaker! Valentine drops the elbow! He covers!! YOU CAN'T WIN THAT WAY YOU DUMB ROOKIE PIECE OF SHIT!!! Phillips kicks out! and gives
Valentine a hellacious backbreaker!

GP: Dane Matthews and AD fighting on the northern scaffold, and exchanging hard kicks to the gut! AD gives Dane a low blow! He sets him up for the After
Rebirth of Christ!!!! HE NAILED THE AFTER REBIRTH OF CHRIST (Tombstone)! He is rolling Dane Matthews over! HE SHOVES HIM OFF!!! BUT
WAIT! MATTHEWS CLINGING TO THE SCAFFOLD BY ONE HAND!! AD IS STANDING IN TRIUMPH!!

Shallow: WAIT!!! LEIF ERICSON JUST RAN DOWN HIS SCAFFOLD!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF A SUPPORT CABLE!!! HE IS GONNA
CLOTHESLINE AD!!!! BUT AD DUCKS!!!!! THE VIKING GOES SAILING OFF THE SCAFFOLD AND HE LANDS IN THE TENTH ROW! MY
GOD WHAT ACTION!!!

JT: AD HAS TWO HANDS ON HOLDING HIMSELF UP!!! HE GRABS AD'S LEG WITH ONE HAND!!!! HE JERKS DANE MATTHEWS OFF THE
SCAFFOLD!!!!! INCOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

<Dane Matthews lands two feet from the announce table.>

JT: GOD THAT WAS CLOSE!!! WE ARE DOWN TO FOUR MEN ON THE SCAFFOLD!!

GP: AD has gotten himself all the way back up,a nd he goes toe to toe with LiGiL! Fights the Palindrome man with lefts and rights! AD giving it everything he has!
And down goes LiGiL! Matthews sets up LiGiL...DEVASTATING BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE WOODEN SCAFFOLD!!!!

Shallow: And other side it is Shawn Phillips and G-Dogg! Scotty Valentine interjects himself, and we have a three way brawl! Wait!!!! PHILLIPS AND DOGG
PICK UP VALENTINE!!! DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER!! DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD AND VALENTINE ALMOST PUT A HOLE
IN THE RING ON THE DESCENT! FOUR LEFT!!! SOMEONE HAS GOT TO BE COMING OUT SOON!!!

GP: I hope so! The ground is becoming littered with injured bodies! AD IS GRABBED BY G-DOGG!!! THE DOGGINATOR!! SITDOWN INVERTED
DOMINATOR! G-DOGG HIPTOSSES HIM OFF THE PLATFORM/SCAFFOLD!!! LIGIL HAS PHILLIPS!!! HE GETS THE PALINDROME!!! THEY
SIMULTANEOUSLY TOSS OFF PHILLIPS AND MATTHEWS!!!

JT: G-DOGG AND LIGIL ARE LEFT!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THIS MATCH ALREADY TOOK PLACE EARLIER TONIGHT!!

GP: Fans this has been one hell of a match so far! We have seen a lot of people go over the side!! And its only getting better!

JT: Hell this ant a match.....a match was like the one we saw at MNM....Evan Levine vs Gunnar Smith...now that was a match!

Shallow: Yes it was a great match....BUT!! Funny that you mentioned Gunnar Smith because him and LiGiL are the only two left on the Scaffold!

GP: These two are getting slap happy as LigiL is taking on the US and Pac champ! He is backing him up to the side! LigiL gets him to the edge and goes for a right...HE MISSES!! Gunnar gets around him and Suplex!!! LiGiL hits the bords hard...and is down holding his head! Gunnar walks over to him and picks him up! He takes LiGiL by the head and tites....HES GOING TO TOSS HIM OFF!!!

JT: YES YES!! GOT G-DOGG!!!

Shallow: LiGiL better think hard about this!! Hes got to act fast because hes about to go off!

GP: Gunnar starts to run pulling LiGiL along with him....He...NO!!! LiGiL bites the hand of Gunnar!!! Gunnar lets go and falls back holding his hand!!

JT: BLOOD!!! Gunnar smiths hand is beelding!!

Shallow: Smart thinking on the part of LiGiL....he bit the hand of Gunnar to make him let go!!! I got to give him his props...that was a really smart move!

GP: Yes but LiGiL is not following up!! He lets Gunnar get up and shake his hand off!! Gunnar runs at LiGiL and misses with the closeline and ALMOST RAN OFF THE EDGE!!! LiGiL will us this one!!! He drops Kicks G-Dogg in the back and G-Dogg goes over the edge but grabs the edge!!! The Fans are on there feet as we fall to 10 seconds before are next newcomer!!! LiGiL walks over to the hanging G-Dogg and is about to step on his hands!

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GP: STONE!!!! SCOTT STONE!!! HES ON HIS WAY TO THE SCAFFOLD!!!! LiGiL doesn see him as Stone gets on the wood! LiGiL is now steping on the hands of the hanging G-Dogg!! NO!!! Stone saved G-Dogg!! SPEAR!! SIDE SPEAR!! Stone took out LiGiL!! I dont think Stone knew that LiGiL was about to get rid of Gunnar! Never the less, LiGiL and Stone are now going at it!! The fresh Scott Stone...is kicking the crap out of LiGiL!

JT: You know what I want to change my pick to Scott Stone!! Hes fresh and hes kicking ass!!

Shallow: You cant change your pick after the match has started!!! Thats not right!! Your pick is still the same!!

GP: Let it go Shallow! Hes just going to keep doing it!

Shallow: Whatever!

GP: Smith has pulled him self up and is on his feet....over on the other side of the Scaffold is Scott Stone opeing up a can of something on LiGiL. Gunnar sees this as an opening and runs over to them...OH MY GOD!!! He just Slamed Stones head on the wood!! My god!! LiGiL is up and is now in a fight with Gunnar...This is nothing like a wrestling match its a Street Fight...These men all want that world title shot!! And they will do what they have to do...to get that shot!! Gunar is up and LOW BLOW!!! Gunnar is down and now LiGiL and Stone are teaming up on the tired G-Dogg!! THERE NOT!!! There setting him up for a double powerbomb!! My god!! OH!!! They do it! And Gunnar is out!! LiGiL now picks up Gunnar and is going to toss him out....LiGiL puts Gunnar on his shoulder and is carring him over to the side....But Stone wants to be the one to toss out Gunnar and he pulls Gunnar off of him! My God how can a man like Gunnar last this long...after that battle he had at MNM! Stone and LiGiL are now up in each others faces and are in a arrgument! OH!! LiGiL hits Stone...Now there in a fist fight!! Stone ducks LiGiL's left and Samon Drop!! He could have broken LiGiL's back!! Gannar is starting to get up as Stone walks over to him....Stone picks up Gunnar....OH!! Gunnar punches Stone in the midsection and again...and again! Stone falls back holding his midsection...Gunnar is up and Closeline!! Hes running on nothing but the energy from the pain!! LiGiL is getting up and runs over to G-Dogg!! Backbody drop....and LiGiL hits hard!! Stone is back up and Gunnar body Slams him....LiGiL is back up and Hoovie Driver LiGiL is out...and theres the 10 seconds!! Stone is up!! OH!! He nails Gunnar in the back of the neck with a double fist!

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GP: ROB RIOT!!!! The fans give a mix reaction as Rob Roit makes his way to the wood! meanwhile Stone and LiGiL are once again teaming up on Gunnar!!  Rob Riot gets in there and goes right after Stone!!! Closeline!!  Rob Riot takes down Stone and then goes over to LiGiL! Who is punching Gunnar with a closed fist! Rob Riot runs over to LiGiL and Flying shoulder block!!! LiGiL hits hard and is laying right on the edge!!! The fans are going nuts as the only man standing is Rob Riot!!! Stone is up and Drop kicks Rob Riot in the back of the head!! Rob Riot hits hard as LiGiL is getting up...Stone is on top of Rob Riot now he has him in a camel Clutch! LiGiL sees this as his opening and runs at Stone...OH!!! Sliding Drop kick into the head of Stone!! Stone falls back holding his nose!! Gunnar is back up and runs over to LiGiL! But LiGiL sees him and drop tollhold! Gunnars head hits hard! Rob Riot is to his feet and is getting in a fight with LiGiL!! The two are rolling around on the ground!

JT: You know now that I think of it, I really think that Rob Riot is going to be the winner!! Hes really just a great all around wrestler!! and he will go to the Mainevent at Beach Party!

Shallow: You cant do that!! First off, You allready have changed your vote...like what? 10 times! And Second!! Rob Riot is about to go out!

JT: WHAT!

GP: LiGiL has Rob Riot on the corner edge!! hes trying to get him off but Rob Riot is holding on for dear life on the support cabal! Over on the other side Stone and Gunnar are fighting! Gunnar and Stone lock up! Stone wins and body slam!! The fans are going nuts!! Stone looks up and sees what LiGiL is doing!! He walks over there to help him. Now both Stone and LiGiL are trying to toss out Rob Riot Gunnar is up on the other side...and he sees what Stone and LiGiL are doing!! Gunnar starts to run over to the corner....HES GOING TO RUN OFF THE EDGE!!

JT: NO!! GUNNAR!! You know I picked you!!!

Shallow: Hes GONE NUTS!!

GP: Gunnar jumps off the edge but grabbing the support cable...he twists around it nailing both Stone and LiGiL in the face with his boots!! WHAT A MOVE!! He saves Rob Riot!! Theres the 10 count!! Rob Riot now lets go and stand up only to be met with a knee drop by Gunnar! Gunnar now picks up Rob Riot and is trying to toos him off but once again Rob Riot is holing into the support cable with his life!
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GP: TH E UNKNOWN!!! ITS TH E UNKNOWN!! There is very little reaction to this and as he runs to the wood!! Back in the action! Stone and LiGiL are both laying out!! Gunnar as Roit right were he wants him....Hes trying to force him out!! NO!! Th E Unknown from out of know where comes in and nails Gunnar in the back....Gunnar falls down as Th E Unknown nails a elbow on to the face!! The fans are going nuts as Stone gets up!! Stone sees Th E Unknown and runs over to him....He grabs him from behind and gernmen suplex...ON THE WOOD!! My God!! Thats got to hurt!! Stone now picks up Th E Unknown and body slam...Then a leg drop!! He picks up Th E Unknown again and tosses him accross the Scaffolds!! Damn thats got to hurt!

JT: Thats a lot of splinters!!

Shallow: Shut up!! Really please!! You are pissen me off!!

JT: Just be happy Because I ant picking Th E Unknown!!

Shallow: Good!

JT: But I am swiching back to Scott Stone!

Shallow: WHAT!! God damn it!

GP: Back in the action Stone has started to go to work on Gunnar!! As he does that LiGiL is getting up! LiGiL is up and runs at a waiting Riot!! LiGiL misses with the closeline and gets kicked in the midsection!! OH!! Sitting powerbomb!! on the WOOD!! LiGiL is taking a beating!! Th E Unknown is up and is behind Riot! Riot turns around to be met by...STUNNER!! STUNNER!! Th E Unknown takes out Riot!!! MY GOD!! Th E Unknown pushes Riot aside! He now walks over to the battleing Gunnar and Stone!! He walks up behind Stone...and reverse DDT!!! Th E Unknown is on a role!! Th E Unknown stands up and is met with a closeline from HELL!!! Gunnar almost took off Th E Unknown's head!! My god! G-Dogg Gunnar Smith is the only man standing! as the 10 count starts!
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GP: HIGH FLYER!!! ITS HIGHFLYER!!! HIGH FLYER!!! Things are about to pick up!! Look at the face of Gunnar Smith!! He knows he doesnt have enough to take on High Flyer!! Fyler is in the ring and he runs right at Gunnar!! The two are getting in a fist fight!! left right left right the fans are seeing what they wanted to see!! TWO IWO greats going at it!!! Left right left right!! Flyer wins and gets a right...a left...a right!! He is pounding on Gunnar!!! The fans are going nuts!! Flyer now drops low taking the legs of Gunnar smith out from under him! Hes setting him up for a sharp shooter!! CAN HE GET HIM OVER!!

JT: You know now that I think of it, I think High Flyer would be a really good pick...im going with High Flyer!! Hes beating the crap out of Gunnar...and thats hard to do...My new pick to go all the way is High Flyer!

Shallow: YOU CANT DO THAT!! God damn it thats it!!

SLAP!!

Shallow: SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!!

GP: God you two! Flyer has the Sharp Shooter on Gunnar!! HES TAPPING!! But he cant lose that way!! There is no movement from anyone else!! WAIT!! Stone is moving!! Scott Stone is getting up!! The fans are cheering!! Stone is to his feet and Flyer is there to meet him!! Flyer runs at Stone...Stone is just standing there!! OH!! Out of no where! Riot takes Flyer out by his legs! Roit and Stone are now beating on Flyer!! LiGiL is up now and runs and takes down Riot!! Stone is still up and beating on Flyer!! Th E Unknown is up now and is coming up from behind of stone again! The fans are trying to tell Stone...but he cant hear him!! Stone finally turns around and is met with a boot to the midsection and DVD!!! MY GOD!! ON THE WOOD!! Stone is out again!!Th E Unknown now walks over to Flyer who is on one knee!! Th E Unknown starts to pick up Flyer and puts him between his legs!! I SEE A POWERBOMB COMEING!!!Th E Unknown has him up....NO!!! FLYER REVERSES IT INTO A X FACTOR!! Th E Unknown is out cold! LiGiL and Riot are still brawling over in another section of the scaffolds!! THERES THE 10 count!! LiGiL is now winning as he picks up Riot and slams him down hard...Leg drop...LiGiL gets up fast and Leg Drop again!! The fans are going nuts!
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GP: WES ANDERSON!!! WES ANDERSON!! Wes runs out with the fans behind him!! LiGiL is about to toss out Riot!! Wes gets on the wood...and runs over to LiGiL!! Hes trying to help him out! Stone is up and runs over there! He is trying to help them to! 3 men are trying to toss out Riot!!! Flyer who is beating on Th E Unknown looks up and sees them....he jumps up and runs over to them!! OH Flyer just took them all out!! Riot is saved again!! WHAT A MOVE BY FLYER!!

JT: Damn!! Flyer is really showing us why he has been such a name in the IWO!! This is great!!! I think Flyer is really going to win!!

Shallow: Wow its the first time that you havent changed anything after a new guy comes out!! Your keepen me on your good side! good idea!

JT: Yes well! There ant no one fresh that is good out there who can take Flyer!

Shallow: Good point!!

GP: Flyer walks away from the big fight over in the corner and walks over to a dead looking Gunnar Smith! Flyer starts to pick him up NO!! GUNNAR WAS PLAYING DEAD!!! He tosses Flyer over him....Flyer almost fell off!! MY GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE BY GUNNAR!!! The fans go nuts as Flyer rolls away from the side!! Gunnar is to his feet and runs away from Flyer over to the big fight in the corner!! He jumps in there and pulls out........LiGiL!!! The fans go nuts!! LiGiL and Gunnar going at it!! Wes Anderson is fighting his way out of it and gets out!! He sees Th E Unknown getting up and runs over to him!!! Sanp neck braker!! The fans are going nuts!!! Th E Unknown falls back holding his neck!! Wes walks over to Th E Unknown and picks him up!! Scoop Slam!! THERES THE 10!!! Gunnar and Flyer are still fighting as This time Gunnar goes low and takes Flyer down...gunnar now rakes Flyers eyes!
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GP: PhYRE!!! PhYRE!!! The fans boo as Phyre makes his way out to the Wood!! Gunnar and Flyer are still going at it....LiGiL still has the advantage over Th E Unknown and Stone and Riot are still going at it!! Phyre gets into the ring and goes over to Scott Stone and Riot!! He nails Stone in the back....But Stone didnt fall! Stone turns around and OH!!! Phyre just got a fist full of Stone!! Stone now jumps on Phyre and is chocking the life out of him!! MY GOD!! STONE HAS GONE NUTS!!! Riot trys to pull Stone off of Phyre!! But Riot gets a elbow right in the nose!!! Riot falls back holding it as Stone is chocking the life out of this poor poor rookie!!

JT: HAHAHAH!! THATS THE SCOTT STONE WE SHOULD SEE ALL THE TIME!! THATS MY BOY!! KILL KILL!!

Shallow: Stone has gone over the deep end! He wants to win that IWO ttle shot so bad that he will kill for it!! MY GOD!!

JT: Isnt that what we want!! Someone who wants to the IWO gold so much that he will kill for it!! I hope Jamie is watching this!! Because Scott Stone is your NEXT IWO WORLD CHAMP!! I am going back to STONE!!

Shallow: I dont think so!! THATS JUST NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!! OK!! You picked High Flyer and you will stay with him! GOT IT!!

JT: Your not my mom!!! I can pick who I want when I want to!! GOT IT!!

Shallow: IM GOING TO SO HURT YOU!!

JT: AH!!!

GP: Both of you stop!! back in the action we have LiGiL about to toss out Th E Unknown LiGiL has the poor man dangaling!! Wes Anderson is helping him to!! Th E Unknown is in trouble and he needs help!! back over with Flyer and Gunnar!! These two men have been unstopable!! They are just hitting each other harder and harder! Gunnar nails Flyer and Flyer nails Gunnar!! Gunnar goes to nail Flyer but misses!! ROCK BOTTOM!!! ROCK BOTTOM!! MY GOD!! MY GOD!! The WOOD just split!!! and Gunnar is bleeding again!! This time from his back!!! Gunnar must have been stabbed by a sharp peace of wood! Flyer stands up and is met with a hard hit in the back by Wes Anderson!! Flyer falls back but comes back with a strong punch to the head!! Wes falls back and down!! Flyer looks back at Gunnar who is on his hands and knees!! Flyer runs at Gunnar and jumps on his back off his back straight into the air.....AND OH MY GOD!!! MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!! WHAT A MOVE!! Flyer just jumped off Gunnars back straight up in the air and came back down with a leg drop on the neck of Gunnar!!! I Think Gunnar Smith is dead!!

JT: Woldnt be the first time we thought he was dead!! Evan Levine almost killed him!! Now High Flyer did!!

Shallow: High Flyer is showing us all how much  he wants this!!

JT: Well at least now I know were he came up with the name High Flyer!

Shallow: you are So god damn Dumb!!

GP: Well theres the 10 count!! As Stone now as Phyre in a place were he would not like to be!

JT: THE EDGE!!!

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GP: OH MY GOD!!! HARDCORE ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID!!! HIT!!! HIT!! ITS HIT!!! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!! THE MAN WHO EVEN THE WRESTLERS THING WILL WIN IT!! HAS COME OUT!!! AND IS ON HIS WAY TO THE WOOD!!!

Shallow: This man comeing to the ring will win it all!!! AND I WILL GARENTEE IT!!! HIT WILL WIN IT!!!

JT:HMMMMMM.....You know....now that I look at it....I really do think HIT would be the best man for the job....SO!! I think I would like to change..........

Shallow: IF you want to live to see Day light.....DONT!! And I mean DONT!! compleat that sentince!!! ALL RIGHT!!

JT: oh ok!..................I PICK HIT!!!

Shallow: GOD DAMN IT!!

GP: HIT has hit the wood and he runs right over to Stone who has Phyre hanging there.....Hit looks at them and smiles!! HE DROP KICKS STONE!!! PHYRE IS GONE!!!!!! HE fell off!!! Stone is hanging on the egde....HIT thinks he went over! HIT looks over to Flyer and smlies!! He runs over there and NOW HIGH FLYER AND HIT!! FLYER AND HIT!! Gunnar is getting up and Its now Gunnar HIT and Flyer!! the 3 biggest names in the IWO are going at it right now!!! All three men are in a fist fight!! Wes Anderson is up after that Flyer beating!! Wes looks at the 3 men fighting! He walks up to them......OH!!! All three man turn and grab Wes!!!! WES ANDERSON IS GONE!!! HIT,Flyer, and Gunnar all tossed him out!!

JT: HAHAHAHA!! Wes just got his first lessen...in dont fuck with the IWO Vets!!

Shallow: You know for once I have to agree with you JT!! The vets are cleaning house!! Ever since HIT hit the wooD Wes anderson and Phyre both went out!

GP: Back in the action, Stone has gotten back up and walks over to to the 3 men going at it....He grabs HIT from behind and OH GODENATOR!! Right infront of G-Dogg!! What an insalt!! Gunnar saw it and he turns and is destroying Stone!!! Flyer gives off a odd face and walks over to Rob Riot and Th E Unknown who have been facing off this whole time! Stone is getting his ass kicked by Gunnar while HIT lays in the middle of the WOOD!!! LiGiL sees him and goes over!! LiGiL is now attacking HIT!!! My god!! Flyer has taken over Rob Riot and Th E Unknown! THE VETS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MAYHEM MATCH!!

JT: Thats why they are the vets!!! They have been in the IWO the longest and will stay in the IWO for a long time to come!!

Shallow: The only vet at this time not being in controle is HIT!! But he got nailed by Stone!

GP: Speeking of HIT!! Look who has tunred it around on LiGiL!!! HIT is beating the shit out of LiGiL now!! And theres the 10!!! LiGiL is getting a peace of the next IWO World champ! HIT is about to chock the shit out of LiGiL.....NO!!! LiGiL gets a low knee and pushes HIT off of him!! LiGiL is now all over HIT!!!
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GP: Tha SynTeK!!! THA SYNTEK!!!! Very little crowd reaction goes off as he runs out to the Wood!! Back in the ring we have Stone taking comand of Gunnar....Flyer still beating the living crap out of Rob Riot and Th E Unknown. LiGiL still is beating on HIT!!! Now Tha SynTeK is on the wood and is met by Stone....Gunnar is down but still moving! Flyer as Riot almost out as Th E Unknown come up from behind and REVERSE DDT!! FLYER IS DOWN!! Riot is safe and now Rob Riot and Th E Unknown are wroking on Flyer!! LiGiL is still in controle of HIT!! LiGiL picks up HIT and DVD!!!!! DVD!!! HIT is down and out!! LiGiL is celabrating over him as Gunnar Smith out of know where takes out LiGiL!!

JT: That was a good move by LiGiL! You know now that I think of it...."Your IWO World champ LiGiL doesnt seem that bad of a name!! hmmm....I think LiGiL will win this!

Shallow thats funny...you think he will win it...and I think he will be the next one out!! Gee how funny is that?

JT: Not funny at all!!

GP:Rob Riot and Th E Unknown are still working on Flyer who is in trouble!

JT: You know I come to think of it Rob Riot has been in there for a while.....I think he will win!! YA!!!

Shallow: Gunnar Smith has been in there longer then Riot....why not pick him?

JT: Good point...and hes beating the crap out of LiGiL right now....you know what I think I will then!

Shallow: Good...then your back to who you picked in the first place!! HA!

GP: Tha SynTeK and Stone are now going at it....Stone takes a wild shot at Tha SynTeK and misses...Tha SynTeK now takes over...body slam and a leg drop...Tha SynTeK picks up Stone and rams his shoulder into his knee!! Stone is holding his shoulder as Tha SynTeK is in full controle at this time! The fans are going nuts as we are down to less then a min before are next Superstar comes out!! Tha SynTeK picks up Stone again and runs him to the corner edge....HES GOING TO TOSS HIM OFF!! NO!! Stone grabs the Cable....and Fraknesitiner!!! Tha SynTeK just got a tast of Stones...moves!!! The fans go nuts...as we are now 20 seconds away from the next superstar!!! Flyer is back in controle as he has Rob Riot and Th E Unknown running behind him trying to get him!! Flyer with a smile runs at the corner and grabs the ropes and does a 360 turning around nails Rob Riot and Th E Unknown in the face with his boots!! Were down to the 10 seconds!! LiGiL and Gunnar are still going at it. LiGiL has the controle right now as he X FACTOR ON THE WOOD!!! GUNNAR IS OUT!!
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GP: Who is it....no one is comeing out....Who is it?...........WAIT!! ITS!!! ITS EVAN LEVINE!!! EVAN LEVINE!!! HES OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND BACK IN THE IWO!!! EVAN LEVINE HAS COME TO MAY MAYHEM TO WIN!! Another VET is about to hit the wood!!!

JT: WHAT!! EVAN!!! Shit....ummm...you know what I want to change it...I think Evan will win it all!!!

Shallow: you cant do that!! You said Gunnar!!! Now you are stuck with Gunnar!!

JT: That was before Evan came out...I didnt think he would be in this....last time I heard Evan was in a hospital bed not knowing who he was!

Shallow: FINE!! One last time!! You can pick Evan!!!

GP: Evan hits the wood!! And runs right at Gunnar!!! Was there a doubt that we wouldnt? LiGiL smiles as he sees Evan comeing over....Gunnar who is down looks up and sees Evan standing over him....LiGiL smiles and tells Evan he can have him...Evan looks up to LiGiL and nails him hard in the head....LiGiL falls back to the edge! Gunnar gets up and looks at Evan.....Evan and Gunnar grab hands...and run at LiGiL!!!! DOUBLE CLOSELINE!!!!! LIGIL!!! IS GONE!!!! "Your Former US champ" And "Your Current US champ" Just double teamed LiGiL and nocked him out of this!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!! Gunnar and Levine shake hands and part way! Levine walks over to HIT as Gunnar goes over to Help Flyer out! mean while Stone and Tha SynTeK are still going at it!

JT: MY GOD!!! DID anyone just see that!! Levine and Gunnar teamed up and didnt attack each other!! They got rid of LiGiL and parted!!! What the hell!! Evan could have tossed out Gunnar too?

Shallow: The Two men have great respect for one another.....it only makes sence!! I mean they did almost kill each other on MNM!!! What do you think would have happened?

JT: I dont know...maybe the biggest part of this match? I dont know!!

GP: Stone and Tha SynTeK are still going at it as Stone ducks a left from Tha SynTeK and.....ROCK BOTTOM!!!! ROCK BOTTOM!!!! Tha SynTeK is down....and maybe out!! The fans are now starting the Chant "STONE...STONE!!" Stone looks out to them and picks up Tha SynTeK. Stone is now bashing Tha SynTeK's head into the wood!! My god!! This is a new Scott Stone I have never seen!! We are now one min away from the next man! Stone picks up a now bleeding Tha SynTeK and sets him up......HEs got him up...and DOWN!! Jackhammer!!! OH!! and the back of Tha SynTeK breaks the wood!!! There is yet another crack in the wood!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Stone picks up Tha SynTeK again and now back braker!!! We are now 30 seconds away from the new superstar!! Stone picks up Tha SynTeK and is now trying to toss him off!!! He cant do it....OH!!! Tha SynTeK now gets in a low blow and Stone drops him......Stone falls back as Tha SynTeK gets up and runs at him....Stone side steps the attack but ends up on the edge!!! Tha SynTeK sees his chance and runs at Stone....and Stone is gon.........NO!!!!! BACK BODY DROP!!! Tha SynTeK IS GONE!!!! Stone dropped the Tha SynTeK what a move!!!
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GP: and its......PSYCHO JAY!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHO JAY!!!!! THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!! MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!!!! PSYCHO JAY IS IN THE BUILDING!!! AND IS HERE AT MAYHEM!!!!

JT: OH OH OH !!!!!! Psycho Jay!!! Can I change my pick?

Shallow: NO!!!

JT: Please?

Shallow: There is nothing more sad then a grown man begging over something like this!!! FINE!!! You know you are one sad mother fucker!!!

JT: YES!!! WELL!! I am changing from Evan Levine to Psycho Jay!

GP: Psycho Jay is on the wood and is going right for HIT and Evan Levine!!! Evan has been in compleat controle over HIT!! Jay walks over to Evan turns him around and....GAME TIME!!!! GAME TIME!!!! MY god!!! Jay didnt even have a chance!!!! Evan just nailed his finsher on Psycho Jay!! HIT is up and nails Evan in the back of the head!!!! OH Evan falls hard on top of Jay! HIT....Drops a BIG!!! Elbow on both men and is now taking on both men!!! Flyer is still taking on Th E Unknown and Gunnar is still fighting with Riot! Fyler is loseing to the Th E Unknown who has Flyer right were he wants him.....With Flyers back up on the cord....he has no where to go!!! Th E Unknown is trying to get him away from the corner....Flyer now grabs Th E Unknown and turns it around!!! Th E Unknown is up agenst the cord and is getting beaten by Flyer!!! Left right Left right!!! There is no stopping Flyer!!! Th E Unknown is dazed as Flyer backs up from Th E Unknown.....Th E Unknown now walks out of the corner and has his back to nothing but air!!! Flyer takes aim of Th E Unknown and runs right at him....Th E Unknown drops and Back Body DROP!!! FYLER IS.......

JT: GONE!!!! HIGH FLYER IS GONE!!! HAHAHAHAH way to go Th E Unknown!!!!

Shallow: Thats funny!

GP: What is?

Shallow: I never saw Flyer land!!

JT: Hes gone!!! there ant a question about it!!!

GP: No he isnt...The camera has a view of it....Flyer is hanging backwords off the edge!!! Th E Unknown knows it and looks over the edge....AND HE IS MET BY FLYERS LEGS!!!! FLYER HAS HIS LEGS RAPPED!!!! Th E Unknown is in trouble.....AND!!! FLYER GOT HIM!!!! TH E Unknown IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!! Flyer saved himself came back using his legs and got rid of Th E Unknown!!! Flyer is up and is met by Stone!!! Back over HIT still is beating on Jay and Levine!!! HIT...Now has Levine and body slam....Jay gets up and Body Slam...HIT has them both were he wants them!!! HIT picks up Jay and and POWERBOMB!!! JAY IS DOWN AND OUT!!! Evan is back up and takes out HIT!!! He is now beating the crap out of him!!! Evan picks up HIT and nails his head into the wood!! He then picks him back up...KICK TO THE MIDSECTION....GAME TIME GAME TIME!!! HIT IS OUT!!!! and the fans are going nuts....now a "Evan" Chant starts!!! Jay is up and he runs over to Evan....the two are now going nuts on each other!!! Left right left right....there is no stopping them!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Evan wins it and is pushing Jay back to the edge!!! Evan has pushed the world champ all the way back to the edge!!! Jay is dazzed and out of it....Evan smiles kicks Jay in the midsection....OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!

JT: Is Levine doing what I think hes doing!!!

Shallow: EVAN LEVINE IS HUMPING THE HEAD OF PSYCHO JAY!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!

GP: Levine is humping the head of Psycho Jay!!! MY GOD!!! I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD EVER DO THAT!!! The Fans are on there feet!!! Evan finally stops and pushes jay off of him....AND OFF THE WOOD!!!! THE WORLD CHAMP IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVAN LEVINE JUST TOSSED OUT PSYCHO JAY!!! THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!

JT: MY GOD!!! I SWICH TO EVAN!!! I PICK EVAN!!! I PICK YOUR US CHAMP!!! I PICK EVAN!!!! HE just got rid of the WORLD CHAMP!!! MY GOD!!!

Shallow: I got to admit I never saw it coming!!! Jay went out faster then he came in!!! Thats funny stuff!!! Evan will last long in this one!!!

JT: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! You know now that I think of it....Your World champ" has a nice sound to it!!!

GP: Well fans Jay is gone!!! and we might be seeing the end of Scott Stone....HIT has him on the edge!!!! Stone is fighting HIT for his life!!! The fans are going nuts as they watch Stone fight HIT!!!! Gunnar Smith on the other hand has nocked out Riot!!! Evan who is standing in the middle of the Wood.....looks to Gunnar and calls him over....Gunnar walks over and Levine and Gunnar are now talking to one another!!They look at HIT and Stone....and They lock hands....THEY RUN AT HIT AND STONE!!!

JT: GET THEM EVAN!!!

Shallow: Stone sees it comeing but cant get out of the way!!!

GP: OH!!!! STONE IS GONE!!! SO IS HIT!!!!! GUNNAR AND LEVINE HAVE GOTTEN RID OF HIT AND STONE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

JT: NO!!! STONE AND HIT ARE BOTH STILL IN THIS!!! HIT is hanging on the edge and Stone is hanging on to HIT!!! WHAT A WAY TO GO!!!

GP: HIT has no way to pull him self up!!! Stone is pulling himself up!!!! Hes pulling him self up HIT...and is getting to the top!! HES UP AND OFF!!! Hes not standing over HIT!!!! Hes got one hell of a smile on his face!!! Stone is about to break HITS hands and his hart....Stone..................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIT has the leg of STONE!!!! He's pulling on it!!!! Stone cant get lose....Hes about to go off!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE IS GONE!!!!!! HIT PULLED STONE OFF!!!!!!! HIT is pulling him self up now and is up!!!!! HIT looks down at Stone is his laying on the bottom!!! Now G-Dogg and Rob Riot have locked up on the scaffolds. G-Dogg takes Riot down with an arm drag. He now follows in with a leg drop. G-Dogg picks up Riot and tries to throw him out but Riot holds on to the wire.

JT:Damn, Gunnar has been in there for a while.

Shallow:Well he was number 4 in the match.

GP:But HIT comes in and tries to help G-Dogg throw Riot off. Riot climbs
back on and clotheslines both men!

JT:But now I see Leivne and Flyer battling it out over there. High Flyer
picks up Levine and slams him down on the scaffolds. High Flyer picks up
Levine and kicks him in the midsection. High Flyer is now grabbing the head
of Levine and executes a swinging neckbreaker! He now starts to roll Levine
off the side of the scaffolds.

Shallow:Well while that's happening, Gunnar and HIT over here are determined
to get this rookie out.

JT:Well that rookie deserves to be eliminated. He's been in IWO a week and
is already in a match where he could get a shot at the World Title. It just
isn't right.

Shallow:Now HIT lifts Rob Riot high in the air for a gorilla press slam.

GP:All he has to do now is just throw him over!

Shallow:But he doesn't! He just slams him to the mat. G-Dogg now picks up
Riot and faceslams him to the scaffolds.

JT:Now look over at Levine! He's holding on by a thread! High Flyer keeps
pushing and stomping on the fingers of Levine! Evan though reaches the
support cord and swings himself back on. He's back up on the scaffolds and
he leg sweeps High Flyer!

GP:But now the clock is down to 15 seconds and Rob Riot is being stomped on
by HIT and G-Dogg. Here comes the ten second mark.

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GP:And here comes Vladamir Erikson to the ring. He's a brand new recruit to
the IWO.

JT:I already hate him.

GP:You hate every newbie.

JT:Exactly.

GP:Well Vladamir climbs the ladder up to the scaffolds and goes over to help
out Riot. The big man jumps on the back of G-Dogg and starts to choke him.

JT:I knew he was gay! That damn Viking Force are fudgepackers!

GP:Anyway, G-Dogg mule kicks Erikson and tosses him over his shoulder. Now
he and Erikison lock up and go to the center of the scaffolds! So let's
figure this up. HIT and Riot are fighting, G-Dogg and Erikison are battling
it out, and Levine and Flyer are over there having a hell of a war. Ok, each
man take a pair of wrestlers.

JT:I've got Levine and Flyer.

GP:I'll call HIT and the rookie.

Shallow:Guess that leaves me with G-Dogg and the faggot.

GP:Just shut up Shallow.

Shallow:F*ck you!

GP:Just call the match.

Shallow:Well G-Dogg and Erikson are trading lefts and rights here. G-Dogg
gets the advantage and suplexes Erikison! Now G-Dogg goes over and begins to
pound on Erikison. Erikison pops up though and back drops G-Dogg. He picks
up the veteran and tries to throw him off but G-Dogg holds on to the cord.
He swings back around and kicks Erikison right in the chest.

JT:Well Levine and Flyer are over here in a fist to cuffs. The lock up once
more and try to outpower each other. Levine gets the advantage over the
lightweight and tosses him back. Levine catches Flyer from behind and german
suplexes him onto the scaffolds!

GP:HIT is over here absolutely dominating Rob Riot. He picks him up and
piledrives him onto the scaffolds. Now HIT swings around the support cable
and come sback around with a legdrop onto Riot! He rolls Riot off, but Riot
continues to hold on! He pulls himself back on and HIT is pissed. But now
we're down to the 10 second mark again! Who will be the next one in?

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GP:Here comes Cedric Cinder!

JT:Oh my God another newbie! This is really making me mad.

Shallow:Quit your bitchin!

JT:I thought you were censored now?

Shallow:That's only on the RA Show.

GP:Well, Cinder has now climbed to the ladder to the top of the scaffolds
and he goes after G-Dogg!

Shallow:Looks like G-Dogg is the marked man by rookies. Cinder and Erikson
are now double teaming on G-Dogg. Cinder takes G-Dogg and goes for the Fiery
Driver, but G-Dogg gets a back drop on Cinder! Now G-Dogg picks up Erikson
and atomic drops him! He is punching them both. G-Dogg grabs
Cinder....Dogginator! Now G-Dogg has Erikson....Dogginator! And now G-Dogg
falls on his back and is taking a rest.

GP:But now HIT has Rob Riot. He takes Riot and.....THE PROVE STATEMENT! Well
since he wasn't on a top turnbuckle, I guess it was kind of a reduced Prove
Statement.

JT:Nice little math analogy there.

GP:Ya really think so?

J:No.

GP:Well not HIT picks up Rob Riot and throws him off the scaffolds! Rob Riot
falls off and lands at ringside! They're bringing the stretcher out for him!

Eliminated:Rob Riot

JT:Well Levine and High Flyer are still going at it. Flyer jumps up and gets
a hurricarana onto Levine! Now Flyer springs off one of the support holds
and comes back with a huge moonsault!

Shallow:How are these scaffolds taking all this punishment.

GP:Well they're reenforced twice over so nothin is gonna break these sons of
bitches.

Shallow:Whoa! Check this out! Cinder and Erikson are double teaming on
G-Dogg! They double clothesline him down and are stomping away on him!

GP:But now HIT comes over and bulldogs Erikson! G-Dogg finally gets back on
his feet and low blows Cinder! HIT and G-Dogg are working together again.

JT:But we've still got Levine and Flyer over here. Levine now lifts High
Flyer up with ease. He takes him and executes a beautiful brain buster on
the munchkin! Levine now picks up High Flyer again and tries to toss him
off, but Flyer mule kicks Levine and turns around and nails a clothesline!

GP:HIT and Erikson over on the side of the scaffolds. Erikson now getting
the advantage on the rookie. He picks HIT up by the neck and is starting to
choke him out! G-Dogg comes over though and low blows Erikson! Now HIT takes
Erikson and DDTs him onto the scaffolds! And we're already down to the ten
second mark!

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*Bzzz*

JT:Please don't be another damn rookie!

GP:It's Tony Davis!

JT:Thank God!

GP:Tony Davis comes down and climbs the ladder. He reaches the scaffold and
runs over to Cedric Cinder who is waiting by himself. Tony Davis goes over
and tackles the rookie down! He is now throwing random punches onto him!
Tony Davis picks up Cedric Cinder and double arm DDTs him onto the
scaffolds.

Shallow:HIT and G-Dogg are both pounding away on Erikson. HIT grabs Erikson
and sets him up for the Prove Statement, but G-Dogg, stops him. G-Dogg is
saying he wants the next shot in on Vladamir. G-Dogg takes the big lanky
newcomer and.....HE EXECUTES THE SECOND DOGGINATOR ON ERIKSON! G-DOGG AND
HIT PICK UP ERIKSON AND CHUNK HIM OFF THE SCAFFOLDS! ERIKSON FALLS ALL THE
WAY TO THE FLOOR!

JT:Looks like they'll need another stretcher for that rookie. I knew he
wouldn't last.

Eliminated:Vladamir Erikson

GP:Well Tony Davis, since he's been here, has absolutely dominated Cinder.
He now has Cinder in a texas cloverleaf!

JT:Why is using submission moves?

GP:Just let him wrestle. He is the veteran you know. Tony Davis is leaning
back on Cinder. I see what he's doing. He's wearing down the legs of Cinder
so he can't stand up and fight.

JT:Well, back to the match that really matter sover here. Levine and Flyer.
Flyer is up and he goes for a kick to the midsection but Levine catches him.
But Flyer revers with an izuguri onto Levine! Now Flyer picks up Levine puts
him into a full nelson. Now Flyer, with all his strength, suplexes Levine
with a dragon suplex! Levine is right on the edge! Flyer goes over and tries
to kick Levine off, but Levine is holding on on with all his might! He is
pulling himself back onto the scaffolds!

Shallow:Well now G-Dogg and HIT have eliminated Erikison and they stare each
other down. This is gonna be a hell of a fight right here! Who's gonna throw
the first punch?......HIT gets a kick to the midsection! He know gets a knee
to the face onto G-Dogg. HIT picks up G-Dogg and executes a backbreaker onto
the veteran! HIT goes to the feet of G-Dogg and headbutts the groin of
Gunnar.

GP:And Tony Davis still has the texas cloverleaf still locked onto Cinder
and we have reached the 10 second mark once again! Who will be next?

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*Bzzz*

GP:And the next man is gonna be.....Fenix! Here comes Fenix to the ring! He
climbs the ladder to the top of scaffolds and kicks Tony Davis in the head!
Tony has let go of the hold! Now Fenix picks up Cinder and DDTs him onto the
scaffolds! Fenix goes over and clotheslines both G-Dogg and HIT! He's trying
to play superman in this match.

JT:I'm sorry to say, but that's the easiest way to get thrown out in this
match is to make everybody mad.

Shallow:Now Fenix goes over and kicks Flyer in the midsection and powerbombs
him onto the scaffolds. He picks Levine up and executes a belly-to-back
suplex on Levine.

GP:Now everybody on the scaffold is up and hunting down Levine. Davis,
Cinder, Gunnar, HIT, Flyer, Levine, they're all walking toawrds Fenix. Fenix
is surrounded in the middle of the scaffolds. They all dive and beat him
down! Every single one is stomping away on the communist! HIT picks up Fenix
and gets a neckbreaker on him! High Flyer comes over and gets a standing
moonsault!

Shallow:Now Davis picks up Fenix and take him over to the side of the
scaffolds. Everybody goes back to who they were fighting. G-Dogg and HIT,
Levine and Flyer, and now Davis, Fenix, and Cinder are having a triple
threat match over there.

JT:Evan takes High Flyer and hooks him arms.He lifts him and he gets the
GAME TIME ONTO FLYER! He now starts to roll Fluer off but Flyer hold son and
pulls himself back up. He gets a spinning heel kick on Levine!

Shallow:Now G-Dogg and HIT are trading punches. G-Dogg gets the advantage
though and he gets a screwdiver onto HIT! G-Dogg goes to the other side of
the scaffolds and runs back. He goes over and gets a falling headbutt onto
HIT!

GP:Well Fenix, Davis, and Cinder over here are not getting anywhere. When
one does a move on another, the third comes in and does and move and it just
keeps going like that. But now Cinder gets a body slam onto Tony! But Fenix
comes in and gets an inverted atomic drop! Davis is up though and he gets a
fisherman's suplex on Fenix! Davis hops up again and he catches Cinder with
a shoulderbreaker! Finally someone gets the advantage!

JT:But look over at Flyer! The cruiserweight is climbs the support cable! He
just keeps climbing and climbing! He finally is about halfway to the celing!
He looks down and....HE LETS GO! HE FALLS ALL THE WAY DOWN ONTO EVAN LEVINE
WHO WAITS ON THE SCAFFOLDS! THAT JOLTED THE WHOLE STRUCTURE! FLYER AND
LEVINE ARE BOTH OUT!

GP:My God! Why would High Flyer try something like that? Wait! Here comes
the ten second mark!

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*Bzzz*

GP:Here comes another newcomer! It's The Klassical One!

JT:Damn! Why rookies?

GP:TKO climbs the ladder and reaches the scaffolds. He goes over and grabs
Cedric Cinder. TKO picks Cinder up and gets a version of the X-factor on
him!

JT:Look how short he is! He has to be like 5'6"! How did that midget get
into the IWO?

GP:He's good, that's how!

Shallow:Well over here, G-Dogg is still having his way it HIT. He pulls HIT
up by his hair, but HIT fights back with several lefts and rights to the
midsection of G-Dogg. HIT gets to his feet and gets a gutwrench suplex on
G-Dogg. Now HIT goes over and gets a leg drop. He tries to roll G-Dogg off.
He's pushing, but G-Dogg is holding on!

GP:TKO and Cinder are now locked up. Cinder gets a headlock followed by a
bulldog. Cinder picks up TKO and gets a sidewalk slam on him. He tries to
roll him off, but TKO hops back up real quick and gets a thez press and
starts to punch away on Cinder.

JT:Now Levine and Flyer are finally starting to move again. Levine is on his
feet and he tackles High Flyer down. Levine gets an armbar on Flyer and tugs
away at his arm.

GP:But Fenix and Davis over here are really getting into it. They're
throwing punch after punch, kicks, slaps, chops. All sorts of different
things. And now Fenix gets a kick to the midsection followed by a samoan
drop! He now climbs the cord and falls back down with an elbow drop!

Shallow:G-Dogg has gotten back on the scaffolds and he tackles HIT. He grabs
HIT by the legs and slingshots him over into the support cable! HIT almost
falls off! But HIT turns around and gets taken down by a flying shoulder
tackle! G-Dogg now gets a sharpshooter on HIT!

GP:Now Cinder and TKO are in fist to cuffs. Cinder gets the advantage and
takes the smaller TKO and gets a canadian backbreaker! He runs and gets a
kneedrop onto TKO! Cinder looking really good here. He picks TKO up and gets
a strong powerbomb onto TKO! And we are getting to the ten second mark here!

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*Bzzz*

GP:It's Silencer!

JT:SILENCE!

GP, JT, & Shallow:..............

(The crowd gets completely silent. Then one person yells out, "You blow
Silencer!". The fans cheer and Silencer climbs the ladder.)

JT:Good god, I hope he gets eliminated right away!

GP:Well Silencer is up there and he goes after HIT and G-Dogg.

JT:What a stupid move by the stupid rookie.

GP:Silencer kicks both men in the back of the head. The just turn around and
smirk at Silencer. G-Dogg holds the arms of Silencer while HIT pounds away
on him, then they switch. Silencer is getting his ass whooped here! Now HIT
takes Silencer and gets The Prove Statement on him! He takes Silencer and
throws him off the scaffolds!

JT:I guess that'll Silence him for a while.

Eliminated:Silencer

GP:Now we're back to our original before Silencer came in. Fenix and Davis
are still locked up in the corner. Fenix picks up Davis and executes a
beautiful tombstone piledriver. He stomps on Davis. Now Fenix stands Davis
up and picks him up. He put a powerslam on Davis and tries to roll him off!
Davis tackles Fenix though and punches him square in the nuts.

Shallow:Now G-Dogg and HIT have decided to go seperate ways. HIT goes to TKO
and punches him dead in the nose. Gunnar goes to Cinder and gets an inverted
atomic drop! Ok, I guess I'll take HIT.

GP:I'll take Gunnar and Cinder. Gunnar lifts Cinder up and gets a vertical
suplex on him! He now punches Cinder and lifts him up again. Gunnar gets a
side slam followed by a jumping elbow drop.

JT:Well Levine and High Flyer are playing a game of Mercy over on the side
of the scaffolds. But High Flyer is on his knees and Levine has the upper
advantage. Levine kicks Flyer in the chest and then gets a headbutt. Levine
lets go and grabs Flyer by the hair. He gets even yet another headbutt on
Flyer.

Shallow:Well HIT has TKO and gets a death valley driver on him. HIT now goes
to the head of TKO and scrapes his eyes with his boot. He picks up TKO and
lifts him high above his head. He drops him with a gorilla press slam! Now
HIT picks up TKO and slams him into Cedric Cinder. G-Dogg and HIT now stomp
on both Cinder and TKO. HIT picks up Cinder and G-Dogg catches Cinder with a
form of the 3D!

GP:Well Fenix is over here and he has an abdominal stretch on Davis. He is
grabbing that support cable for leverage. Tony Davis is struggling to get
out. Tony Davis powers out and gets a hiptoss on Fenix. Now Davis picks up
Fenix and german suplexes him across the scaffolds! Davis runs over to Fenix
and double stomps on him! But we're at that 10 second mark once again! Who
will be next?

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*Bzzz*

GP:And it's gonna be.......Charles Christopher Carroll! It's C3!

JT:I think I'm gonna kill myself now.

GP:And C3 is bringing a chair to the ring!

Shallow:Oh, so many people up there in those scaffolds will kill to have a
chair. He's gonna be a marked man!

GP:Well C3 climbs the ladder up top. He takes that chair he has in his hand
and goes over and nails Gunnar across the back! Now he and Cinder are
stomping away on Gunnar. Now C3 picks up Gunnar and goes for a vetical
suplex! But Gunnar reverses with a belly-to-belly suplex! Cinder comes in
for a cross face chiken wing, but Gunnar grabs the chair and nails Cinder
across the head! Now he sets the chair up. He picks Cedric Cinder up and
kicks him in the stomach. He DDTs him right through the chair!

JT:That's a true veteran at work there! Well, I'd say the battle of the
evening has to be Levine and High Flyer over here. They have been duking it
out all night. Right now, they are just sprawled out on the scaffolds. High
Flyer gets up though and goes and takes the chair from Gunnar. He sets it up
in front of Levine. Flyer runs to the other side of the scaffolds and comes
back with a huge springboard legdrop off of the chair onto Levine!

Shallow:HIT has the small one known as TKO. He lifts him above his head and
takes him down with a powerslam! HIT goes over and takes the one chair that
is on the scaffolds. He puts TKO's head on the folding part. HIT runs and
gets a leg drop right onto the chair! TKO's hea dhas to be crushed! Look!
TKO is bleeding profusely from the mouth! Now HIT picks up TKO and tosses
him off the scaffolds! TKO falls all the way to the ring side area! They're
bringing around a stretcher for him!

Eliminated:The Klassical One

GP:Well now Fenix is pounding away on Davis. Fenix goe sover and grabs the
chair that everybody has been using. He lays it flat on the scaffolds. Fenix
picks up Davis and goes for a piledriver onto the chair! But Davis reverses
and gets a back body drop! Now Davis grabs the chair and nails Fenix across
the stomach! Davis is pulling up Fenix, but Fenix gets a low blow onto
Davis! He follows that up with a fireman's carry and then nails a jumping
elbow drop!

Shallow:But now HIT, since he eliminated the newbie, goes over and takes C3.
He gets a bridging belly-to-belly suplex on him! Now HIT pops up and locks
on a figure four leglock! C3 is screaming in pain! HIT pounds on the knees
as well. C3 is trying to turn it though! But HIT keeps C3 down. Finally HIT
lets go but now he locks on a boston crab! C3 is once again just moaning
away in pain!

GP:Well, looks like we're ready to find out who our next wrestler to enter
the ring is. Here comes the ten second mark!

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*Bzzz*

GP:Here comes Draven of Hellfire and Brimstone!

JT:He'll do. He's not that bad of a rookie.

GP:Well Draven climbs the ladder and reaches the scaffolds. He goes over and
grabs Fenix! He suplexes him halfway across the structure! Now he goes in
and pounds away on Fenix! Draven grabs the chair and swings away. He nails
Fenix, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 times with the chair! Looks like Draven still has
a lot of animosity from that I/C Tag Title match earlier in the night. He
picks Fenix up and lifts him above his head and drops him with a
brainbuster! Now Davis comes over and gets a kneedrop on Fenix!

JT:High Flyer over here has Levine and he jumps up on his shoulders and
turns around with a hurricurana! Flyer grabs the leg of Levine and goes for
an ankle lock, but Levine rolls Flyer up for a small package! Now Levine
stands up and gets a dropkick which sends Flyer towards the edge! Levine
gets another dropkick! High Flyer is about to fall off! Levine with one more
dropkick and High Flyer is starting to fall off but he holds on to the side.
But he dangling off the side of the scaffolds by one hand! Levine stomping
on the hand of Flyer but Flyer refuses to let go. Flyer gets the other hand
on the scaffolds and pulls himself back on, but just barely. But Levine
meets him with a kick to the face!

Shallow:Now HIT is just looking down at a fallen C3. HIT has had those leg
locks put on C3 and now C3 cannot even walk! HIT stomps on C3 and begins to
roll him off the scaffolds. But C3 pops up out of nowhere and clotheslines
HIT! Now C3 runs to the other side of the scaffolds and runs back and goes
for a huge headbutt, but HIT moves!

JT:Ya know the wierd thing is, in these past 10, 15 minutes of wrestling,
not many people have been eliminated. I'd wish they throw all those little
panzie rookies out! I can't believe Jamie even let them in this match.

Shallow:Will you shut the hell up! I mean, it's ok not to like a rookie here
and there, but you just have a pure hatred for them.

JT:So? What's wrong with it?

Shallow:You're gay by being like that! They sure as hell didn't do anything
to you.

JT:Shallow, you're starting to get on my last nerve. Why don't you go and do
your little RA show or something.

GP:Well, while the babies over here argue about pointless stuff, Gunnar and
Cinder are still fighting. Gunnar has Cinder and he slams his face to the
wooden scaffold. Gunnar grabs the head of Cinder and starts to just pound
away on him! But we're at that 10 second mark even yet again!

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*Bzzz*

GP:Here comes Cyanide! He runs to the ring!

JT:I'm not even gonna say it.

GP:Cyanide climbs the ladder to the scaffolds and jumps on the back of
Draven, but Draven flips him over his shoulder! Draven picks up Cyanide and
powerbombs him down on the scaffolds! He takes Cyanide and throws him out
off the side of the scaffolds and Cyanide falls off and all the way to the
floor! He did not last long at all!

Eliminated:Cyanide

Shallow:Well HIT has C3 and the chair and he puts the two together! C3 falls
down and HIT does a standing moonsault onto C3!

JT:But look here! High Flyer is dominating Evan Levine! He's throw a left, a
right, a left, a right, now Flyer gets a DDT! High Flyer climbs on the
support cord and swings around and gets a legdrop! He picks Levine up and
runs to the other side of the scaffold network. He runs back at Levine and
is going for a clothesline, but Levine gets a back body drop and....HE SENDS
HIGH FLYER OFF THE SCAFFOLDS ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!! THEY'RE BRINGING A
STRETCHER OUT FOR HIM!!

Eliminated:High Flyer

GP:Man, a lot of people are getting hurt in this match!

Shallow:That's what you get when you want to be the World Champion.

JT:Well not Levine goes over and attacks Tony Davis. The are battling back
and forth and Levine gets the advantage and gets a single arm DDT!

GP:But Draven and Fenix are going at it still. Fenix gets the advantage and
he gets a gorilla press slam! Now he is frantically stomping away on Draven!
Fenix runs in and comes back with a big kneedrop! He tries to roll Draven
off, but Draven tackles Fenix!

Shallow:Now C3 is up and he lays out HIT with a huge right hand! He turns
around and showboats for the crowd on the edge of the scaffold. HIT stand
sup though and reach to the inside of his tights. What foreign object is he
gonna pull out? It's......a halloween mask of a wolfman! What the hell is he
gonna do? He puts on the mask and taps C3 on the shoulder. C3 turns around
and HIT says "BOO!!!" to C3! C3 is frightened and he falls backwards off the
scaffolds!!! C3 is eliminated!

Eliminated:Charles Christopher Carroll

(Shallow and JT look at each other at the announce table.)

Shallow and JT:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!! HA HA HA!!!

JT:THAT WAS HILARIOUS! WHAT A BABY! HE WAS SCARED AND ELIMINATED BY A STUPID
HALLOWEEN MASK!

Shallow:THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL NIGHT! HA HA HA!

GP:You two are absolutely pathetic.

Shallow:Don't tell me you didn't think that was funny!

GP:Well......yea it was! Ha Ha! Anywa, back to the match. Gunnar and Cinder
are still fighting. Gunnar grabs the chair and he goes after Cinder. He
swings and connects, but Cinder got a low blow right at the same time! Both
men are down and out!

JT:But Levine and Davis are over here and they are in a test of strength by
a game of mercy. Levine has Davis down on his knees. But Davis puts his feet
on Levine's stomach and he monkey flips him over and off the scaffolds!
Levine falls to the floor! He's out of here!

Eliminated:Evan Levine

GP:Ok, so in the ring, we have G-Dogg, Cedric Cinder, Draven, Fenix, Davis,
and HIT! All men are now seperated and eahc is waiting for the other to make
the first move!

GP: Well now we have Gunnar Smith, Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid, Cedric
Cinder, Tony Davis, Fenix, and Draven all above us in the scaffolds! Draven
and Cinder are fighting, Davis, and Fenix are also fighting it out, and
Draven is just watching as HIT is beating a tired out Gunnar Smith!! HIT is
kicking the life out of Gunnar as the next man comes in..IT'S ANTHONY
COLES!! Anthony Coles comes in and goes right for Fenix!!

JT: He grabs Fenix and throws him, but Fenix hangs on for dear life!! Here
comes Tony Davis!! He kicks Anthony Coles right in the ass!! Coles almost
goes flying off!! Fenix is still in!!

Shallow: We no focus on Cedric Cinder and Draven!! We are still awaiting
another man to enter!! Who knows and who cares who the next man is!! They
probably suck anyway!

GP: And it's Frankie Macenroe!!

Shallow: Told ya.

JT: HAHAHAHA! Another rookie enters the ring and he goes straight for Gunnar
Smith!! Smith ducks and he grabs Macenroe and slams him onto the scaffold
and the whole set just shook!! Fenix and Tony Davis are now fighting as
Fenix clotheslines Tony Davis!! Davis with an outstanding match ealier in
the night against Scott Stone!!

GP: Well that is in our past, let's talk about this match! Davis nails Fenix
from behind as Fenix went for Gunnar Smith who has been in here for quite a
long time!! Johnny, how many guy's are left to enter??

Shallow: Umm..I believe 7 more and everyone has entered!! This is cool!!

GP: Yes it is!! To bad you couldn't be here for last year's as we all
witnessed Phelan Kell win it!! It was truely amazing!!

Shallow: Well I bet Kell is at HOME watching this right now laughing his ass
off with his Hostile Youth buddies Dane and Ashton!!

JT: Guarantee it.

GP: Well I wish them the best of luck in there happy-go-lucky retirement!!
As we awaite another person to enter we see Fenix and Draven now battling it
out, and Tony Davis and Gunnar double teaming Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid.
And it's been a long long time since we seen someone get elminated!!

JT: Yes it has. I bet you..Cedric Cinder will be thrown off.

Shallow: Nah, I bet Frankie Macenroe get's eliminated!! He's a sucky
rookie!!

JT: Yeah, but so is Cinder.

GP: Well Fenix is now helping out Gunnar and Davis as they are trying to
stomp HIT right off the scaffolds! But it doesn't seem to be working!! And
who is ne xt to enter!?!?

JT: It's..DEZZY!! DEZZY IS HERE! He is climbing the scaffolds ever so slowly
as Tony Davis and Draven are now fighting!! Davis with a right to Davis, and
Draven with a left!! This is turning into a slugfest, and here comes DeZzy!!
He sneaks behind Davis, and a Inverted DDT!! And him and Draven throw Tony
Davis right out of here!! Davis is gone Davis is gone!!

Eliminated: Tony Davis

GP: Draven and DeZzy are holding there hands high as DeZzy clotheslines
Draven to the scaffold, and he picks Draven up over his head!! And throws
him off and you hear a big BOOM as Draven hits!! Amazing by this young
rookie named DeZzy!!!!

Eliminated: Draven

GP: Now Fenix, Cedric Cinder, HIT, G-Dogg, Anthony Coles, Frankie Macenroe,
and DeZzy are all left! As we await another entrance, who knows who the next
man is!?!?!

Shallow: Well we won't find out for a few more seconds, but now Fenix and
G-Dogg are fighting, as HIT get's his strength back. DeZzy is fighting with
Anthony Coles and Frankie Macenroe is fighting with..HIT!!! HIT see's
Macenroe coming and stands up, ducks Macenroe's clothesline and a
butt-breaker!! HIT is stomping away on the rookie!! C'mon throw him off!!

GP: DeZzy and Anthony Coles now fighting and we see Anthony Coles almost
thrown out!! DeZzy thinks he eliminated Coles, but Coles makes his way back
and clotheslines DeZzy down!! G-Dogg now comes over and starts to beat on
Anthony Coles, and here we go someone new is coming in!! Who is it gonna
be!?!?!

JT: It's the Television Champion Scott Linx!! Scott Linx is in and is dying
to get in that ring as he quickly does so and starts to pound on G-Dogg!! He
whips G-Dogg into nothing, G-Dogg stops and comes back strong with a
clothesline, but misses and hits Cedric Cinder, and Cinder goes right off
the scaffolds!!

Eliminated- Cedric Cinder

GP: Well now G-Dogg and HIT are goin at it, Coles and Fenix, and Linx,
Macenroe, and DeZzy!!

Shallow: Fenix starts to punch at Anthony Coles, he picks up Coles and slams
him down the scaffolds and a big boom is heard as the people not paying
attention in the crowd think someone got eliminated!!

GP: Well now we focus on Gunnar and HIT, HIT and Gunnar have been going at
it ever since HIT got in here!! HIT gets whipped down to the scaffolds, but
not thrown off!! Coles and Macenroe come over, as we await another person to
enter!! Who is it!?!?!

JT: IT's SILVERCHAIR!?!?!

GP: Silverchair is climbing the ladder..Silverchair makes it up and goes
right for Scott Linx!! He nails Linx with a pump handle, a punch to the gut,
and a clothesline!!! Silverchair on a roll!! He turn's around and Frankie
Macenroe clotheslines him right down to the mat!!

Shallow: Fenix and HIT are now fighting as Gunnar is laying down, he has
been in here for a hell of a long time!! Fenix is punching HIT, he turns
around and kicks Gunnar in the gut!! Anthony Coles comes up and clotheslines
Fenix!! He is kicking away at all three men!! He turns around and Frankie
Macenroe with a clothesline!! Silverchair comes up and starts to pound on
Macenroe!! Linx is up though and he nails Silverchair!! He is strangling him
with the wire and Silverchair can't do anything about it!!

GP: Linx goes to throw Silverchair off but Macenroe comes over and nails
Linx to make the save!! Macenroe beating on Scott Linx now. Macenroe with a
right, Linx with a right, Macenroe with a left, Linx with a left!! Linx with
another right, then a left and a clothesline from Scott Linx and Frankie
Macenroe is down, but here comes Gunnar Smith who is fresh and nails Scott
Linx!! Gunnar picks up Macenroe, DOGGINATOR!! He picks up Anthony Coles,
DOGGINATOR!! And he picks up Linx, but Fenix comes and nails Gunnar with a
clothesline from the back!! We are counting down the final few seconds til
someone new comes in!! Who could this one be!?!?!

Shallow: Well on scaffold one we have Silverchair and a knocked out Anthony
Coles along with DeZzy who is kicking those 2 men. Linx is on scaffold two
walkin around, and everyone else is on scaffold four! DeZzy now finishes up
with Silverchair and Coles and is going for Linx!! DeZzy is running very
fast and Linx turns around and clotheslines him!! And someone is coming
down!! Who is it!?!?!

JT: McGowan!! Shaun McGowan!! A damn rookie!! McGowan is goin straight for
Silverchair, as we focus on them now!! McGowan comes over and starts to
pound away on a knocked out Silverchair!! Silverchair has no offense as
Anthony Coles wakes up and clotheslines both men down to the scaffold!!
Coles see's DeZzy beating on Linx and goes over!!

GP: Coles now is really all alone as everyone else is practically down!!
Silverchair is getting up but Coles slams him down with a kick to the face!!

Shallow: DeZzy starts to get up but Coles knocks him down!! We are counting
down to the final few seconds before someone else comes in!! There is only 3
more guys left to enter, who knows who they are and what order they will
enter at!!

GP: Well this is turning out to be such a successful match!! Coles doesn't
see Scott Linx get up and Linx nails Coles from behind, Gunnar and HIT are
now up and going at it once again!! Silverchair is up and starts to beat on
Frankie Macenroe, and DeZzy is fighting with Shaun McGowan!!

JT: DeZzy and McGowan starting a fight now with each other, McGowan nails
DeZzy and throws him into the wires in the back! McGowan starts to kick at
DeZzy, but DeZzy grabs the foot and twists him down!! He is stomping a whole
into him!! Macenroe and Silverchair now..Silverchair with the offense here
and Macenroe who really didn't have much offense yet in this match, but has
only been entered for a few minutes and is doing one hell of a job of
succeeding!! Silverchair tries to throw off Macenroe as the crowd starts
chanting!! But Macenroe will not go off!!

GP: We will now throw our attention to Gunnar Smith who has been in since
#4, and HIT who was #17!! These two men are dead tired and they are kinda
like the ones that everyone is aiming for!! DeZzy now leaving scaffold two
to go over to scaffold three to fight with Gunnar Smith and HIT! And we
count down the final seconds and someone is coming down..it's another
rookie!! Joe Mielo!!!

Shallow: Mielo comes in and goes right for Gunnar, the rookie who tries to
hard nails Gunnar with a clothesline and punches HIT and HIT goes down!!
Mielo starts to kick at Gunnar and Gunnar is just taking it since he's so
damn tired!!

JT: Well, most of these guys will be gone soon, so I'm just gonna rest, wake
me up when Gunnar and HIT elminate everyone!!

GP: Ok. Mielo goes over to DeZzy and starts to punch DeZzy, he goes to punch
him again but DeZzy blocks and kicks Mielo in the gut, and a face smash to
the scaffold!!

Shallow: We focus now on the next man who is comin in! It's Fugite!! He is
in here!! Fugite starts to pound on DeZzy, he tries throwing him off but
DeZzy blocks and slams Fugite to the mat!! Mielo comes over, and starts to
kick the shit out of DeZzy!! And here comes Gunnar Smith seeking revenge on
Mielo, he goes to hit him with a chair but he ducks and nails Fugite!! And
Fugite falls and Fugite is gone!!

JT: WOAH!! WHAT A FALL!!

Eliminated: Fugite.

GP: DeZzy starts to pound away on a not paying attention to what is behind
him!! And it's Gunnar Smith!! Gunnar nails DeZzy and DeZzy just falls to the
ground!! Now we turn to HIT and Scott Linx who are battling it out!! Linx
nails HIT and throws him onto the ground and starts to pound away on the
North American Champion!! Linx is the newly crowned Television Champ by the
way!! Linx stops beating on HIT and starts to go get Gunnar Smith!! He grabs
DeZzy and nails him with a DDT, Gunnar who is on the ground, he picks him up
and a scoop slam on Gunnar Smith from Scott Linx!

Shallow: Gunnar getting stomped on now by Scott Linx, and Linx stops! What
is he doin!?!?! He goes over to Anthony Coles now who is fresh and starts
with him, he picks him up and throws him down to the mat, but here comes
Fenix!! Fenix nails Scott Linx and tries to throw him off the scaffold but
Linx blocks and trips Fenix, he picks up Fenix and slams him to the mat with
a big boom!! Gunnar Smith is up and he clotheslines Fenix to the mat, HIT is
now up and he clotheslines Linx to the mat!! Smith and HIT are pounding away
on Linx and Fenix!! They try to throw both off but they block!! DeZzy comes
over, he goes flying but hangs on to a wire!! How lucky!!!

GP: DeZzy still climbing back in as Linx doesn't notice this! Turn around
Linx turn around!!! DeZzy nails Linx, but Linx isn't goin off, he just
shrugs it off and goes charging at DeZzy!! He clotheslines him and DeZzy!!

JT: Linx grabs Fenix and Joe Mielo and smashes there heads together!! He
grabs DeZzy and Gunnar, and bashes there heads together!! And here comes the
last person!! It's Nicholas Kain!! He comes in and him and Coles start to
double team Linx and HIT!! They pick them up and slam them both to the
ground!! HIT gets up quickly and the tag champs knock them right back down!!
Linx gets up and DeZzy grabs him from behind and a scoop slam!!

GP: Mielo up and he gets knocked down by Fenix, Fenix on a roll takes out
Kain and Coles, takes out Linx and HIT!! And then lastly takes out Gunnar!!
Fenix goes to throw Linx off but Linx blocks, Kain comes over but Linx drop
kicks and Kain goes flying off!! He hits hard!!

Eliminated: Nicholas Kain

JT: And Coles is arguing with Linx, but here comes Fenix and he drop kicks
Anthony Coles right off!! And he falls harder!! HAHAHAHA!!

Eliminated: Anthony Coles

GP: Well now we are down to DeZzy, Shaun McGowan, Scott Linx, G-Dogg, HIT,
Fenix, Joe Mielo, Silverchair, and Frankie Macenroe!! Macenroe and McGowan
going at it now, McGowan throws a punch at Macenroe, but here comes DeZzy
and Joe Mielo!! They start to pound at McGowan and Macenroe!! Mielo picks up
DeZzy and a scoop slam!! DeZzy back up and Mielo with a clothesline! But
Macenroe now comes over and clotheslines Mielo!! Gunnar coming over and
starts to throw off Mielo!! Gunnar looks around the crowd with that tired
expression on his face and the crowd is going.."Throw him out!" repeatedly!!
HAHAHA!!

JT: Mielo with a low blow to Gunnar Smith and Gunnar falls to the mat as HIT
grabs Mielo but Mielo with a quick low blow to him!! DeZzy comes over and
gets nailed in the face!! HIT and Gunnar both in here the longest and dead
tired!! Then Fenix is doing an excellent job, he is planning this out very
well since not many people are going after him!! But him and Linx keep
battling it out!! Linx starts to pound at Fenix, Linx throws him and he
stops himself and Linx risks himself and a cross body!! But Fenix catches
him, he hoists him above his shoulders, and he throws him but Linx grabs
onto a wire!! Linx is still in!!

GP: Damn!! Linx caught on that rope and saved himself from being
eliminated!! Frankie Macenroe and DeZzy still going at it over on the other
side, and look who is on the rafters!! It's Shaun McGowan!! He's gonna jump
on DeZzy!! HE DOES IT! OH MY GOD!! MCGOWAN HAS JUMPED OFF THE RAFTERS ONTO
THE SCAFFOLD AND HIM AND DEZZY FALL!! MCGOWAN HAS FALLEN ATLEAST 70 FEET!
THE AMBULANCE HAS COME AND GOT MCGOWAN!! HOPEFULLY HE IS ALRIGHT!!

Eliminated: DeZzy and Shaun McGowan.

JT:Well Fenix and Linx are still going at it over here. Fenix kicks Linx and
pushes him off the side of the scaffolds but Linx is determined to hold on!
He pulls him self back up, but Fenix meets him with a t-bone suplex! Fenix
goes to the head of Linx. He grabs Linx's arms and puts his knee to Linx's
back and pulls with all his might.  Linx gets to his feet though and mule
kicks Fenix. He tries to shove Fenix off the scaffolds but to no avail.

GP:Well Macenroe and Mielo have found eahc other and the two newbies are
battling it out. Mielo gets a dropkick on Macenroe. Mielo tries to send
Macenroe off the scaffolds, but Macenroe turns around and nails a
clothesline! Macenroe picks up Mielo and he suplexes him across the
scaffolds! Macenroe runs him and nails him with an elbow drop!

Shallow:How much longer will this scaffold structure stay in tact? I mean, I
know it's reenforced but it's taking a lot of punishment.

GP:It will last as long as there are more than two men on those scaffolds.

Shallow:Well Silverchair is taking advantage of a good situation and attack
the fallen G-Dogg and HIT. Silverchair picks up Gunnar and takes him down
with a DDT. Now Silverchair picks up HIT and lifts him high above his head.
He drops HIT but catches him with a powerslam! Now Silverchair is trying to
roll the veteran off! He gets him to the edge, but Gunnar pops up out of
nowhere and gets a double axehandle on Silverchair! Silverchair gets up and
starts to duke it out with Gunnar, but Gunnar finally catches him with a
scoop slam! HIT is up again and now both G-Dogg and HIT are stomping away on
Silverchair!

JT:That should show the rookie not to try to mess with the veterans. Well
Linx and Fenix are still going one on one. The communist now has Linx and he
powerbombs him right to the scaffolds! Now Fenix goes to the feet of Linx
and kneedrop to the knee of Linx. Then he gets an immediate half crab onto
Linx's right knee!

GP:Now Mielo has Macenroe on his back halfway off the scaffold! Mielo throws
several punches to the face of Macenroe! But Macenroe flips Mielo off the
scaffolds but Mielo holds on to Macenroe! If Mielo is gonna go, he's gonna
take Macenroe with him! Macenroe is holding on trying to keep from going
off! Mielo now pulls himself back onto the scaffolds by holding on Macenroe.
Mielo is back on and he stomps on Macenroe several times! But Macenroe gets
up and tackles Mielo!

Shallow:But Gunnar and HIT have beaten Silverchair down to nothing. G-Dogg
picks up Silverchair and lifts him up for a powerbomb and HIT nails a
neckbreaker while Gunnar powerbombs Silverchair! Now Gunnar takes
Silverchair to the side of the scaffolds . HIT goes over to Fenix and Linx
and gets a reverse DDT on Linx!

JT:Now Fenix gets a figure-four on Linx while HIT pounds on the head of
Linx! Fenix is wearing down the legs of Linx! Now Fenix lets go of the hold.
Both HIT and Fenix grab each leg of Linx and pull on it for a wishbone
split! Now HIT taps Fenix on the shoulder. Fenix turns around and HIT decks
him with a huge right hand!

Shallow:What a swerve by HIT!

JT:Now HIT picks up Fenix and gets the Prove Statement on Fenix! That should
keep him down for a while! Now HIT goes over to Linx and picks him up. He
take him down with a piledriver!

GP:Well Mielo and Macenroe are both down after the beating they have given
each other. Mielo gets up though and kicks Macenroe in the stomach. He picks
Macenroe up by the hair and thumbs him in the eye. Mielo gets a dropkick on
Macenroe who begins to reel backwards. Mielo nails another dropkick on
Macenroe is falling off now!! Macenroe goes back but he grabs the support
cable and holds on with both hands! He starts to pull himself back up like a
rope climb but he just keeps going. What the hell?

Shallow:Well come back to him. Gunnar and Silverchair have really gotten
into it over here. Silverchair gets a headscissors takedown on Gunnar and
then comes in with an inverted surfboard! But that's no way to win the
match. The rookie needs to try to send Gunnar off the side. Silverchair lets
go of the surfboard and tries to roll Gunnar off, but Gunnar gets a legsweep
on Silverchair! Gunnar picks up Silverchair and he nails a Dogginator on the
newbie!

JT:Well check out what's going on over here! HIT is nailing lefts and rights
on Linx. He is putting all his energy into taking out Linx! He  goes for a
huge right hand, but Linx blocks it! Linx goes for a kick to the midsection,
but HIT catches his foot! He turns Linx around and clotheslines him! HIT
picks up Linx and presses him above his head. He goes to the edge and tosses
Linx off just a Fenix clips HIT in the knee. Linx falls all the way to the
floor! He's out!

Eliminated:Scott Linx

JT:Now Fenix and HIT dropkick each other at the same time. Both men are
down!

GP:We're gettin down to the nitty gritty here!

GP - We are down to just six men... Anything can happen at this point. We
could see an IWO rookie become the number one contender for the IWO World
Title here tonight. That would be a huge shock.

JT - What kind of a career boost would this be?! An instant you become the
superstar that you've always longed to be. You stand tall, winning an IWO
Pay Per View!!! Dominating everyone that you call co-workers. This is huge
for Mielo, Silverchair, and Macenroe.

Shallow - You are right JT. The biggest break in their life could be just
moments away. And lets face it. They all have the advantage over the 3 IWO
veterans. Gunnar Smith entered at number four, look at him guys, he is
practically dead up there.

(Camera cuts up to G-Dogg. He has passed out onto one of the scaffolds. He
is barely breathing. He looks really bad.)

Shallow - See... It really doesn't look good for him.

GP - I think we need to get someone up there to help G-Dogg.

JT - Poor G-Dogg... He came out fourth and he will be going home in a body
bag. Poor guy. I think I'll go cry now for him...

Shallow - You heartless bastard.

JT - I have a damn heart! You wanna see it?

(Camera pans down to JT's pants.)

JT - THERES MY HEART DAMN IT!!! LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT...

(Camera pans out to the crowd. A girl flashes the camera. Camera pans back
to JTs "heart". It has gotten bigger.)

GP - LOL!!!

Shallow - Lets get back up to the action now... Enough recapping, those that
have watched this far I'm sure you are getting bored.

GP - Joe Mielo, Silverchair, and Frankie Macenroe are going at it. The
rookies are seeing their chance and they are trying to take advantage of it.
Mielo shoves Macenroe down to the scaffold. It looks as if Silverchair and
Mielo are going to double team Macenroe!!! This doesn't look good for him.

Shallow - Silverchair pulls Macenroe up. He is holding him. Mielo is taking
free shots at Macenroe. Mielo looks around. He sees a chair. He is picking
the chair up!!! SMACK!!! Right across Macenroe's face. Silverchair drops
Macenroe. He falls to the scaffold.

JT - Silverchair and Mielo are now stomping away on Macenroe.. AND LOOK.. AT
THAT GIRL.. SHE IS FLASHING AGAIN.. OH HELL YEAH!!! Come over here and sit
on my lap you sexy ass hoochie mama!!!

GP - JT!!! Get with the program man! This is a serious match. Can't you
control your sex drive for once!!! Geez!!!

Shallow - His heart..

GP - What?

Shallow - Don't you mean his heart?

GP - What are you talking about?

Shallow - He said earlier that his heart was his...

GP - Oh shut the hell up!!! Look up there... Six men are fighting for their
lives! Can't we please talk about that for now!!!

JT - Sure mr. unsex guy.

GP - That's really lame.

Shallow - Anyway... Silverchair and Mielo have Macenroe on verge of
elimination. They are trying to roll him off the scaffold!!! He is trying to
put up a hell of a fight.. Even though blood is rushing from his nose. I
can't believe anyone up there is still standing. It is simply a miracle.

GP - Over on that other scaffold, G-Dogg Gunnar Smith is still down. He has
not moved in close to 5 minutes.

JT - He is just resting. He isn't fooling me.

GP - For all we know he could be dead.

Shallow - Trapezoid and Fenix are over on yet another scaffold doing battle.
Fenix has some kind of metal object and he is pounding it into the back of
Trapezoid. Trapezoid has no defense against this. He is just having to take
the punishment. Fenix drops the metal object now and pulls Trapezoid up.. He
is going to throw him off!!! WAIT!!! Trapezoid just leaped off the scaffold.
He goes flying over a huge gap over the arena. He grabs another scaffold and
is hanging on for dear life.

GP - He is at the scaffold where G-Dogg has been laying. Trapezoid is trying
to pull himself up. Fenix is now rushing over to get to him so he can put
him away. All of this action is going unoticed by Mielo, Silverchair, and
Macenroe. Fenix has made his way over. But LOOK!!! Look!!!

(the crowd gets up)

GP - Trapezoid has grabbed  Fenix's ankle!!! He is trying to pull him off!!!
FENIX SLIPS!!! He goes falling.. BUT HE GRABS ONTO TRAPEZOIDS LEGS!!! Look
at that!!! They are both hanging on for dear life!!!

JT - They can't hold on for long. Someone is going to fall. There is no
doubt about that.

Shallow - Guys look... Trapezoid is yelling for help. He is trying to get
the attention of one of the rookies. What is he going to do?

GP - I don't know.. But it looks like he has caught the eye of  Joe Mielo.
Mielo is headed over to where Fenix and Trapezoid are hanging. Trapezoid is
apparently telling him something. Don't we have a microphone up there. Lets
listen in!!!

Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid - Hey man.. You are new here. I can get you in
good with the board. You'll have it made man. You just help me up from here
and your IWO trip will be paved with gold. Come on man... Help me out here..

GP - I can't believe he is doing this!!!

JT - He is smart.
 

Joe Mielo - I don't know man. I want to win this thing. If you are out, that
puts me one step closer.

Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid - Come on man!!! You'll have it made!!! You can
still win this thing and plus you'll be on the boards good list! Just help
me up! Be a good man! Come on.

Joe Mielo - Are you sure? I mean this is my career we are talking about.

Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid - Your career will take off man. Just get me up
from here. Come on damn it! I can't hold on much longer.

Joe Mielo - Ok man.. But you promise me...

(Mielo reaches down to take Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid's hand. Fenix is
now trying to climb up Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid. All of a sudden Fenix
reaches the top as well. He sees Mielo trying to help Hardcore Isosceles
Trapezoid. Fenix pulls himself up onto the scaffold and shoves Mielo. Mielo
stumbles back and goes flying off the scaffold... He drops down.. down...
down.. and out...

Eliminated - Joe Mielo

JT - That's what Mielo gets for trusting Trapezoid.

Shallow - Well it wasn't Trapezoid that threw him off!!! I don't see how
Fenix did what he did, I thought he had to be tired.

GP - Well look at Fenix. He is still down on the scaffold. Hardcore
Isosceles Trapezoid is pulling himself up  now. He sees Fenix is down. I
think he is just going to roll him off!!!

JT - Trapezoid is up!!! He starts kicking Fenix. He is rolling him off!!!
WAIT!!! Here comes Silverchair!!! He blindsides Trapezoid with a chair!!!
Trapezoid goes down. Silverchair is standing over both IWO stars!!! He is
going to win this damn thing!!!

GP - But look guys, a bloody Frankie Macenroe is getting up on the other
scaffold. He doesn't look like  he is in good shape though guys.

Shallow - Isn't Macenroe a tennis dude?

JT - That's Andre Agassi you idiot!!!

Shallow - No, there is a Macenroe.

GP - JOHN MACENROE.. and it isn't even spelled MACENROE!!! GAWD!!!

JT - Bite me!!!

Shallow - Macenroe sees Silverchair. He sees his chance. He slowly makes his
way over to the other scaffold. Silverchair is too busy pulling up Fenix for
elimination. Macenroe looks around. He stumbles!!! He falls to the scaffold.
He can't stop Silverchair from winning now!!!

GP - Wait a minute... Macenroe has reached his hand underneath the scaffold
he is on. What is he doing? He looks like he is feeling for something.

JT - He can't reach his pants through that scaffold.

Shallow - LOOK UP THERE GUYS!!! The people at home can't see it, but look.
There looks to be some sort of buttons up there. That's what Macenroe is
going after!!!

GP - He is going to hit one of those buttons!!! HE DOES!!! LOOK!!!

(All the scaffolds start shaking.)

JT - My god, they are right above our heads and they could be slung off into
the crowd or at us at any minute!!!

Shallow - Slung isn't a word!!! but you are right!!! They are now all
hanging on for dear life.

GP - Macenroe has had enough of that. He is pushing another button.. The
shaking has stopped... BUT WAIT!!! THERES MORE!!!

(All the scaffolds are slowly tilting at angle. Meaning everything is going
to slide off of them!!!)

JT - MY GOD!!! He has made the scaffolds like slides on a playground!!! They
are all going to lose!!!

(Macenroe starts sliding down the scaffold. He can't reach anymore buttons.
He is yelling as his slide down picks up speed.)

GP - They are just getting higher and higher!!! Macenroe is almost off!!!
Silverchair, G-Dogg, Fenix, and Trapezoid are hanging on for dear life on
that other scaffold.

(Macenroe slides.. he grabs the chain holding up the scaffold. He is
dangling 30 feet above the ring. He is yelling for help. Everyone is yelling
for help. No one can reach the buttons.)

JT - What are they going to do??? The person that wins this thing.. All he
has to do is hold on the longest!!! My god what a horrible way to go!!!

(All of a sudden from the back appears Bob Saget. Former host of the HIT TV
show American's Funniest Home Videos and star of that classic little sitcom
we all know and love, Full House. He has a microphone.)

Bob Saget - Hey guys, looks like your all just hanging around... HAHAHAHHA!!!

(no one laughs with him as usual.)

Bob Saget - Well, they sent me out here to tell you that tonight is your
lucky night and I don't mean tonight you're going to get lucky with some
girl... HHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

(yet no laughs even more.)

Bob Saget - Well, anyway, here in my hand I hold a remote control!!! Guess
what it is for!!! To move those scaffolds!!! I have been dubbed Mr. Scaffold
Man!!! And to make things fair... Here you go...

(Saget hits a button. The scaffolds are starting to go back to normal.)

GP - Thank god Bob Saget came out here just in time!!! This thing was about
to get ugly!!!

JT - Thank you Mr. Saget!!!

Shallow - All the guys are back on level ground now. Macenroe is trying to
get up. He looks hurt. He is up... He is going over to that scaffold where
the other four guys left are. He grabs a 2x4!!!

GP - Silverchair sees him coming. He sees the 2x4... SILVERCHAIR IS
RUNNING!!! NO!!! WAIT!!! A box just fell from the ceiling!!! Silverchair is
reaching in the box... HE HAS A CHAINSAW!!! MY GOD A CHAINSAW!!!

JT - So much for that 2x4.

GP - He starts the chainsaw and is chasing Macenroe around the network of
scaffolds. Macenroe drops his 2x4. Silverchair stops. He looks around... He
is thinking... He thinks hard... HE IS GOING TO CUT ONE OF THE SCAFFOLDS!!!

JT - Some of them are metal.. Some of them are wood... Go figure... There's
only 23,000 up there.

(Silverchair begins sawing into one of the scaffolds.)

Shallow - Doesn't he realize that if he cuts that he will fall through too?

GP - I really hope so...

(He cuts it half way through... He stops. He looks around. He sees Macenroe
over on the third scaffold trying to catch his breath. He is going over to
him. Macenroe is still down. Silverchair goes down to pick him... HE STABS
HIM IN THE EYE!!! MACENROE HAS A FORK!!! AND HE STABBED SILVERCHAIR IN THE
EYE!!! Silverchair stumbles back screaming.)

JT - There goes my appetite.

GP - That is horrible!!! Silverchair needs some help right now!!!

(Silverchair falls to the scaffold. Macenroe is getting up. He still has
that fork in his hand... WAIT!! From behind!!! It is Fenix!!!)

Shallow - Fenix tackles Macenroe from behind. Macenroe goes falling down...
THE FORK GOES FLYING FROM HIS HANDS!!! IT IS FALLING INTO THE CROWD!!!

(screams are heard.)

JT - I think someone in the crowd has been stabbed by that flying fork!!!

(camera pans over to the crowd. A fan is down on the floor. Blood is gushing
from their head. The fork is sticking from their skull.)

GP - Get some help out here damn it!!!

Shallow - I think we should have had a protective net or something up. This
is crazy.

(Paramedics and IWO officials rush out to help the fan.)

JT - We are sorry for this.

GP - Yes we are...

Shallow - Anyway, BACK TO THE MATCH!!

JT - YEP!!!

GP - Fenix is on top of Macenroe throwing punches right at his face.
Macenroe seems to be out of it.

JT - BUT LOOK OUT!!! Here comes G-Dogg!!! He is somehow up!!! He has a fire
extinguisher!!! HE LETS IT GO!!! Right at Fenix!!! Fenix rolls off of
Macenroe trying to cover up his face.

Shallow - Silverchair has blood now coming from his eye socket. That can not
be a good sign... BUT HE IS GETTING UP!!! Somehow!!! Someway!!! I don't
know!!! He is still holding his eye but he has grabbed Macenroe by his head.
He is dragging him over to that scaffold he cut in half. Silverchair picks
Macenroe up!!! Blood is gushing from his eye socket now!!! HE SLINGS
MACENROE ONTO THAT HALF CUT SCAFFOLD!!! IT BREAKS!!! HE FALLS!!! AND
FALLS!!! AND FALLS!!! He is out!!!

Eliminated - Frankie Macenroe

GP - My god!!! What a way to go out!!!  Now one of our scaffolds is broken
into thanks to Silverchair!!!

JT - Silverchair doesn't look too good guys.

Shallow - Yeah, he could have permanent eye damage if this isn't taken care
of pretty soon.

JT - It's like an Open Fire!!! I hope he gets it fixed before Tomorrow.
Maybe in the year 2000. I bet he is Israel's Son.

GP - STOP IT!!!

Shallow - You realize that no one got what you were just saying JT.

JT - I'm a freak!!! Come on Abuse Me more I like it!!! Can anybody here do
the Frogstomp in a Neon Ballroom?

GP - STOP!!! NOW!!!

(Silverchair has fallen to the scaffold. He is holding his eye screaming for
help.)

Shallow - Ok... Someone get out here right now.

(Some MORE paramedics are starting to climb up the scaffolding ladder. All
of a sudden the camera cuts to Bob Saget. He has a microphone still.)

Bob Saget - We can't have that!!! No help for anyone!!! You paramedic guys
are gonna have to stop climbing!!!

(They don't stop.)

Bob Saget - You asked for it!!! Don't say ol Danny Boy didn't warn you.

(Bob Saget hits a button on his handy dandy remote control. The ladder the
paramedics are climbing up turns into SNAKES. The paramedics are being biten
by venomous snakes. They scream as they fall to the floor.)

GP - FOR GOD'S SAKE HOW DID HE DO THAT!!!

JT - He is one of the magic men like David Copperfield!!

Shallow - There are damn snakes everywhere!!!

(G-Dogg sees that Silverchair is hurting. He makes his way over to
Silverchair... HE KICKS HIM OFF!!! Silverchair falls... and falls!!!)

Eliminated - Silverchair

GP - What a cheating son of a bitch!!! Silverchair was really hurt!!! And he
could have hurt him worse!!!

JT - G-Dogg did what he had to do. No bones about it.

Shallow - But now only three guys remain. This is it guys. One of these
three will walk away with the main event spot at Beach Party!!!

GP - Any bets on who it will be?

JT - I like Trapezoid.

Shallow - I think Fenix should win it.

GP - I like G-Dogg.

Shallow - Well, I guess we are split down the middle.

JT - Well, they all three can't win this thing!!!

GP - NOPE!!!

Shallow - YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!!

(G-Dogg goes back over to Fenix. Here comes Trapezoid.)

GP - All three men are now up!!! They are brawling with each other. WAIT!!!
LOOK AT BOB SAGET!!!

Bob Saget - Do you know how long I've put up with this shit?

JT - What is he talking about?

Shallow - I dunno...

Bob Saget - THEY CALLED ME DANNY TANNER... They called me THE GUY FROM THAT
VIDEO SHOW... THEY NEVER CALLED ME BY WHAT I WANTED TO BE CALLED... DO YOU
PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE CALLED??? THATS RIGHT... YOU CAN CALL ME...
"FULL HOUSE" DANNY VIDEOS!!!

(He hits a button on the remote control. The scaffolds go up in flames!!!
Fenix, G-Dogg, and Trapezoid all jump off... AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!)

GP - What the hell?!?!

JT - NO ONE WINS?!?!

Shallow - What is this!!!

(All of a sudden security rushes out to take away Bob Saget, who now wants
to be called "Full House" Danny Videos. He is screaming as they take him away.)

GP - Who Wins?!?!

JT - I guess Psycho Jay will have another night off at Beach Party!!! He
will be champ forever!!!

(President Jamie and CoVP John make their way out.)

GP - I guess we are about to find out what's going to happen with this.

Jamie - Don't worry fans. We are going to have an emergency board meeting
backstage to determine the winner of this match. So just hang on. We will be
back!!!

(Jamie and John head to the back. There they meet up with Co-VP Shaun.)

Jamie - Ok... I clearly saw that Comrade Fenix should be the winner.

John - Man, you just don't want HIT to get another title shot... If anyone
was watching, they clearly saw that he won the thing.

Shaun - No... you guys are both wrong. Gunnar won the match. Give him the
title shot. He deserves it.

Jamie - Damn it, we can't argue about this for too long and keep the fans
out there pissed off... Shut the cameras off.. We have to think about this one.

(The cameras cut off in the back. They cut back on in the arena where we see
snakes in the ring with G-Dogg, Trapezoid, and Fenix.)

GP - These damn snakes have taken over the ring. I really hope that G-Dogg,
Trapezoid, and Fenix don't move.

("The Theme From Indiana Jones" plays all throughout the arena. Out comes
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen "The Snake Slayers". They swing to the ring on
vines. Walking out behind them are Joey Gladstone and Uncle Jesse.)

JT - Ok... I've seen just about enough of this...

(JT pulls out a remote control. The camera cuts to the vault where all the
past Full House episodes have been kept. He hits a button and BOOM.. Every
Full House episode has been destroyed. The crowd cheers, the snakes leave,
and everyone is happy.)

Shallow - Thank you!!!

GP - Lets show you fans what just went down here in the Mayhem Match.

***REPLAY***
GP - All three men are now up!!! They are brawling with each other. WAIT!!!
LOOK AT BOB SAGET!!!

Bob Saget - Do you know how long I've put up with this shit?

JT - What is he talking about?

Shallow - I dunno...

Bob Saget - THEY CALLED ME DANNY TANNER... They called me THE GUY FROM THAT
VIDEO SHOW... THEY NEVER CALLED ME BY WHAT I WANTED TO BE CALLED... DO YOU
PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE CALLED??? THATS RIGHT... YOU CAN CALL ME...
"FULL HOUSE" DANNY VIDEOS!!!

(He hits a button on the remote control. The scaffolds go up in flames!!!
Fenix, G-Dogg, and Trapezoid all jump off... AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!)
***END REPLAY***

GP - Again... The rules were if someone FELL OFF they were eliminated. Not
who hit the ground first. And in this case.. Well.. they really all hit at
the same time.

JT - This is going to be interesting.. The decision that is.

(Jamie and John come back out.)

John - The winner of this match... The one that will go on to face Psycho
Jay at Beach Party is...

Jamie - ALL THREE OF THEM!!! Fourway dance at Beach Party for the world title!!!

(The crowd cheers!!!)

Winners - Comrade Fenix, Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid, and G-Dogg

(All of a sudden from the back rushes Vincent and Psycho Jay with cattle
prods. They hit the ring and start shocking the hell out of all three winners.)

GP - This isn't right!!! He is taking advantage of the situation!!!

(They continue to shock the hell out of all three guys. BUT LOOK!!! Here
comes Hellfire and Brimstone!!!)

JT - Draven wants at Vincent!!!

(They hit the ring and go after Jay and Vincent!!! The crowd erupts!!!)

GP - Hellfire and Brimstone save the day!!!

(All of a sudden a time machine appears in the ring. High Flyer gets out. He
hits everyone in the head with... HALF OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM BELTS?!?!)

Shallow - Where the hell did he get those?!?!

(He laughs, gets back in his time machine, and leaves.)

GP - Well fans!!! What a night this has been!!! Comrade Fenix, Trappy, and
G-Dogg are going to Beach Party!!! We will see you next Monday Night for
Meltdown!!! Until then!!! I'm Greg Parker and for Johnny Shallow and JT
saying so long, check for ticks, and mama, start roasting the pig, I'll be
home for the holiday...


FWO
FWL
IWO
THREE GREAT E-FEDS HAVE SHARED THIS EVENT...
NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME,
THIS FOURTH EVENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE SAME FED TWICE.
LET THE PARTY BEGIN.
Beach Part IV

SUNDAY, JUNE 25TH, 2000
FROM THE ARCO ARENA IN SACROMENTA, CA
BEACH PARTY IV

4 YEARS...4 MEN
PSYCHO JAY
G-DOGG
FENIX
HIT


(fade out)