Loud Speaker Message: Welcome to the Pyramid Arena! Thank you for joining us as the Internet Wrestling Organization proudly presents May Mayehm 2000! We are sorry for the delay prior to the event. An electrical shortage caused a potential fire hazard, and we felt it neccessary to insure that our facilities were as safe as possible. We thank you for your cooperation. Welcome to the Pyramid Arena!...
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(the IWO signature heart beat fade in and fade out thingy goes off a few times...alright, so it's not the IWO signature heart beat, Half Life uses something kinda like it, too...throw us a bone here, ok? We're talking fantasy wrestling, so we can believe what we want to. ANYWAY, that thing that we all know and love goes off for awhile. When it's finished, "I Hope You Die" by the Bloodhoung Gang starts to play really loud (too loud for this late at night), and the May Mayhem PPV Promo runs its course. When that finishes, the scene opens to the now jam packed Pyramid Arena, where the crowd is bursting with excitiment and enthusiasm as fireworks and the like go off all over the place. This goes on for several minutes before our announcers, Greg Parker (GP), JT (JT), and Johnny Shallow (Shallow) can speak.)
GP- WELCOME TO MAY MAYHEM 2000 EVERYBODY!!
JT- I GOTTA FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK!! IT IS SO F*CKING LOUD IN HERE!
Shallow- YOU'VE ONLY BEEN ON PAY PER VIEW TELEVISION FOR 10 SECONDS TONIGHT AND YOU'RE ALREADY CURSING!! CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT TILL SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPENS?
JT- YOU DON'T CALL THIS REACTION F*CKING EXCITING?!
Shallow- GOOD POINT!!
GP- WE HAVE A FANTASTIC LINEUP FOR YOU TONIGHT! IT'S SHORTER THAN OUR USUAL PAY PER VIEWS, BUT...
JT- BUT WE HAVE THE MAYHEM MATCH!
GP- THAT'S RIGHT!! NEARLY EVERY CURRENT IWO SUPER STAR SIGNED UP TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS MATCH, AND THEY'RE ALL GONNA DUKE IT OUT FOR THE WORLD TITLE SHOT AT BEACH PARTY IV!!
JT- Things are finally calming down in here a little...
(the crowd pops as JT, GP, and Shallow are shown on the IWO big screen.)
JT- I spoke too soon!
GP- Heh. Anyway folks, we've got great matches for you...lets talk a little about these, shall we?
Shallow- First, we've got our School Bus of Death match, where both men will be in a moving school bus on the highway!! First one to get tossed out loses!!
JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!
GP- We've also got Fenix single handidly defending his Intercontinental Tag Team Titles against Hellfire & Brimstone AND Enemies of the State!!
Shallow- If Fenix can pull off a win that it'll be incredible!!
JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!
GP- G-Dogg, newly crowned US Champ, will defend against LiGiL in what will be a surefire classic, as well!
Shallow- LiGiL faces his toughest opponent in an IWO veteran like G-Dogg...that might steal the show!
JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!
Shallow- ?¿? will get a shot to avenge his 2 month old loss when he takes on Creeping Death in a Mystery Death Match!
GP- Nothing is worse than a Mystery Death Match! The rules alone for those matches are mind boggling. And, I believe the winner gets the AIWF/IWO Internet Title!!
JT- And then they have to compete in the Mayhem match!!
Shallow- Shut up JT!
GP- Yeah!! Anyway, it's been confirmed that ?¿? doesn't want a World Title shot and so will not be competing in the match...and since CD isn't a signed IWO super star, he can't either!
GP- Anyway...then we have-
JT- THE MAYHEM MATCH! EVER BASTARD IN THE IWO WILL BEAT THE LIVING PISS OUT OF EACH OTHER FOR THE CHANCE TO KNOCK THE STUFFINGS OUT OF PSYCHO JAY!!
Shallow- Couldn't have said it better myself.
JT- Of course, Jay could always knock the stuffings out of them...
GP- Well, that's a month away anyway!!
Shallow- Lets worry about the matches at hand. We'll get to Beach Party IV when we get there.
School Bus of Death Match
GP: Well our first match is taking place on a local highway!! It's between
Shallow: Tony Davis with ease!!
GP: Well I gotta disagree, Scott Stone has been on quite the upset streak
JT: Yes but he is off a fresh loss against Phyre, so I am chosing Davis
GP: Well they are both in the bus, and the hired bus driver says..fight
JT: Well, I hope Nicole could say goodbye to Scott!! I mean Tony Davis
Shallow: Davis starts to beat on Scott Stone. He picks him up and throws
GP: Stone here trying to mount a come back after watching Davis kiss
JT: Wow look at what Nicole is wearing! Damn!!
GP: I bet you Tony Davis made her wear that!! Scott Stone would never
Shallow: I wouldn't doubt Tony Davis! I mean he is one sick sick man!!
GP: So ever true Johnny Shallow!! But Scott Stone with the upperhand
JT: Look at that!! Davis doesn't even know!! Wait, now he does!! He
GP: WHAT?!?! SCOTT STONE JUST BROKE A WINDOW AND HE'S CLIMBING IN, AND
Shallow: Stone kicking a mudhole in Davis's chest as Stone is really
JT: Your probably right!! Stone is pounding on Davis, he grabs him by
GP: Stone starts to pound on Davis even more and with even more anger!!
Shallow: Stone now picked up by Davis, and Davis grabs his head and
JT: Well that's why it's called the "Moving Bus Death Match" ya' dummy!!
GP: Well very good JT, I didn't think you were really all that smart!!
Shallow: Stone grabs Davis and starts stomping his head into the ground.
GP: Stone lifts Davis with a scoop slam!! Davis quickly up and Stone
JT: Davis picks up Stone and a face plant onto the ground!! Davis grabs
GP: Stone gets up and puts Tony Davis in a ankle lock submission!! Davis
JT: DAVIS IS BLEEDING!!
Shallow: Yes he is JT! And what a way to start bleeding!! Having your
GP: Truely agonizing!! Davis is just out cold as Scott Stone get's a
JT: It's over!!
Shallow: Not yet not yet!! Stone grabs Davis and goes to throw him out
JT: He can't do that!! That could break Tony's neck!!
GP: Well Stone doesn't do it as Nicole is telling him not to!! Scott
JT: Yeah! He's stealing Davis's insaneism!! Bastard.
GP: Well Stone grabs Davis once again and whips him into the back of
Shallow: Stone kicking away at the former world champ like no tomorrow!!
GP: He picks up Davis and whips him into the bus wall and Davis's neck
JT: Yeah but then his head wasn't bashed in 900 times!! The bus door
GP: The bus stops, and the bus driver takes off his hooded shirt..IT'S H20!!
Shallow: It's the bastard that posted all that shit on the IWO web page!!
GP: What a match and what a aftermatch!!
I/C Tag Team Match
GP: It's time for the Flaming Ladder Match!
Shallow: Alright! Somebody is gonna get burnt to a crisp! trying to
JT: Enemies of the State are gonna win. They're the fuckin WORLD TAG
GP: But Fenix and Hellfire & Brimstone are no slouches at all! In
JT: That's cause they're a bunch of crazy bitches.
("American Badass" By Kid Rock plays as Hellfire and Brimstone begin
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a FLAMING LADDER MATCH FOR
JT: There go those bad asses now!
GP: They look ready! They're really an awesome force here in the IWO!
("Hot Boyz (EotS edit)" by Missy Elliot f/ Nas, Eve, Q-Tip, and Lil
Ring Announcer: Entering the ring next... being accompanied by Bandit...
JT: Those guys look GOOD!
GP: There goes the IWO's most arrogant asses.
Shallow: That isn't arrogance. That's confidence!
GP: Whatever you call it, they better wake up or they're gonna become
("Nastradamus" by Nas begins playing as Fenix makes his way out towards
Ring Announcer: And the Current I.C Tag Team Champion... from The Mojave
GP: Fenix... the current lone I.C Tag Champ is about to step into war!
Shallow: There are ladders all over the place! And there's a can of
GP:Well all 5 men are in the ring on opposite corners from each other.
*Ding Ding Ding*
GP:The bell has rung and this match is underway! Draven and Anthony
JT:But now on the outside, Draven has Coles in a torture rack!
He drops him
Shallow:Damn, this one just took off.
GP:Well on the inside, Unknown has a chair and he clocks Fenix! But
JT:Well, continuing on the outside, Draven is on his knees as Coles
Shallow:Look at this, a fan has an unopened beer bottle and he's trying
GP:Back on the inside, Fenix has the ladder set up in the middle of
Shallow:Is he getting ready for a buffet or something?
JT:I don't even understand why you try to be funny.
Shallow:And I don't even understand why you try to be a fag.
JT:Man, if you keep this pace, we're gonna be having an added match
Shallow:Shut up man. You wouldn't fight a 3 year old toddler let alone
GP:Damn I'd wish you two quit arguing every PPV and call a match.
Shallow and JT:SHUT UP!!!
GP:Anyway, Unknown takes one of the tables back inside the ring. Unknown
Shallow:But Kain has just grabbed the gasoline and the box of matches
GP:Well meanwhile, Fenix has reached the top of the ladder. He puts
Shallow:But Kain played the smart part because he now has the ladder
JT:I can feel the heat from here!
GP:Now Kain takes a deep breath and begins to ascend the ladder. He
JT:Hold up, what happened to Draven and Coles? Cut the camera to them!
(Camera cuts over to Draven and Coles.)
JT:Look! They're fighting it out in the bathroom! Draven grabs the towel
Shallow:Now Draven is making some wierd ass noises!
JT:Coles lifts Dravens head out of the toilet and sends him into the
(Draven and Coles look at each other)
Draven and Coles:WE FORGOT ABOUT THE BELTS!!!!
JT:Oh damn, they just now realized this was a tag belt match. Both men
GP:Well, back in the ring. Kain and Fenix are locked up on the outside.
Shallow:He set Fenix and Kain up!!
JT:Well here comes Coles! He's over the guardrail! Draven is lagging
Shallow:Now Draven has reached the guardrail and he hops over. He sees
GP:Well Unknown has the advantage over Coles on the outside and has
JT:Coles is out! He has to be! Unknown jumps back to the inside and
Shallow:But Fenix meets Unknown with a spinebuster! Fenix is now trying
JT:Why did he waste that chance at the titles?
GP:Well now he's gonna go for the titles again! He climbs the ladder
JT:Damn, he wasted his chance!
Shallow:Well now Coles tries to climbs the ladder which has yet to stop
GP:Who will get it? The are trading punches at the top, fighting over
JT:But in the corner....Fenix has the other ladder set up and is at
GP:He doesn't want to give up the titles here! But Fenix now grabs the
JT:Hopefully for the last time.
GP:But Draven has arisen from the outside! He gets back inside the ring
*DING DING DING*
Winner:Hellfire & Brimstone-new IWO I/C Tag Team Champions
GP:HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE ARE THE NEW I/C TAG TEAM CHAMPS!! TH E UNKNOWN
JT:Quit yelling Greg!
GP:Sorry, Draven hands Th E Unknown the other belt and they celebrate
United States Title Match
GP: Man, I’m telling you, this could be the best Pay-Per-View the IWO
JT: It’s in the makings of doing just that, Greg.
Shallow: Like I said on my Real Audio Show, this new era the IWO is
JT: CAN YOU DO ONE F*CKING SHOW WITHOUT PLUGGING THAT DAMN SHOW?!?!?!?!
GP: For real.
Shallow: Well I’ve got to get ratings.
GP: (sigh) Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the first of
JT: It’s LiGiL (Lie-Jul) you idiot. (sigh) Some people are truly sad.
Shallow: ANYWAY, I personally think G-Dogg is going to retain the title.
JT: I GOT THAT FIRE! I GOT THAT FIRE GIRL HOLLA AT LIL WODIE IF YA WANT
GP: So you saw it too, huh JT?
JT: Yeah, good video isn’t it?
GP: Yes it is, but right now we’re talking about this US Title Match,
Shallow: What the f*ck is a Juvenile?
GP: (sigh) Johnny, we’ll explain it to you later. JT, your thoughts
JT: Well, once again, all you marks get to hear me…
GP: Ah, would you just get to the damn predictions?
JT: Very well. I think G-Dogg is going to win too. Smith has been awhile
GP: Well, I’m going to go with LiGiL. Sure, on paper, G-Dogg has the
JT: Good point. Well, with all that said and done, let’s go to the ring.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled
Ring Announcer: Introducing first…
(Lights go out. “No Leaf Clover” by Metallica plays. A big explosion
Ring Announcer: From Oakland, CA. Weighing 267 lbs. He is the IWO United
(G-Dogg steps in the ring. He raises the US Title in the air. Crowd cheers.)
Ring Announcer: His opponent and challenger…
(Lights go out. They stay off for about 30 seconds. We begin to hear
LiGiL: Yo, Gunnar. Your entrance was good…but check THIS out!
(The lights remain out. Then, “No Leaf Clover” by Metallica is played
Ring Announcer: From Portland, OR. Weighing 254 lbs…. LiGiL!
(LiGiL enters the ring.)
GP: WOW! What an entrance LiGiL made!
JT: How much money did that chump have to cough up to get the San Francisco
Shallow: I don’t know, but what I DO know is that this will be a match
(Ding Ding Ding)
GP: Here we go! US Title on the line!
JT: G-Dogg and LIGL circle each other for a little while. Now they come
Shallow: Knowing the fact that he’s a rookie, he probably will.
GP: LiGiL extends his hand back...G-Dogg tries to kick him but LiGiL
GP: That’s what I thought. LiGiL and G-Dogg lock up. G-Dogg catches
Shallow: Just as I predicted.
JT: Exactly. I don’t care how good you are, or how hot of a rookie you
GP: That remains to be seen. G-Dogg takes LiGiL into the turnbuckle.
Shallow: Wow! That sickening sound is enough to bring Elvis back from
JT: UH-UH! UH-HUH! YEAH YEAAAAAAAAH!
GP: No, JT. G-Dogg continues with the knifedge chops. BUT LiGiL FIGHTS
Shallow: I’ll give him credit, he’s looking good so far, but can he
JT: LiGiL sends Gunnar into the ropes, tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! LiGiL
Shallow: LiGiL however keeps the aggression on Gunnar Smith. He sends
JT: LiGiL looking awfully good in this match up. He sends G-Dogg to
Shallow: Yes it was. LiGiL’s face is bleeding via that shot to the face.
GP: G-Dogg helps LiGiL to his feet. He sends him to the ropes…no reversal…G-Dogg
Shallow: LiGiL now takes G-Dogg, Gunnar meets LiGiL’s knee up close
JT: LiGiL now…does a cartwheel…into a MOONSAULT! Beautiful move by LiGiL!
GP: LiGiL takes that right leg, SCISSIOR STOMP ON THAT LEG! You can
Shallow: So far this has been a nice wrestling match. Hopefully it can
JT: Why so everyone can catch a good nap?
Shallow: Come on, JT, you can’t tell me you haven’t enjoyed this match
JT: Yes I can.
Shallow: With a straight face?
GP: MEN! PLEASE! WE HAVE A MATCH TO CALL!
Shallow & JT: Sorry.
GP: Thank you. LiGiL hooks G-Dogg in a front chancery. It looks like
Shallow: That’s exactly what he goes for but it’s blocked by G-Dogg.
JT: But LiGiL pops right back up and catches Gunnar with a jawbreaker!
GP: LiGiL goes for another cover. 1…2…SO CLOSE TO HAVING A NEW US CHAMP!
Shallow: This has been a seesaw match up so far. LiGiL puts G-Dogg between
JT: LiGiL holding his back there. He may have injured it. G-Dogg has
GP: You can see the pain in LiGiL’s face. Good lord. Looks like a bitter
Shallow: I’ll give LiGiL credit, he’s looked good in this match, but
JT: Like I said, the undefeated streak stops TONIGHT!
GP: In case you two boneheads didn’t notice, this match isn’t over.
JT: LiGiL sends G-Dogg to the ropes…LiGiL catches him…WITH A SLEEPER!
Shallow: Now we’re going to see how much heart G-Dogg has. LiGiL has
GP: LiGiL’s had that sleeper locked in for about a minute and a half
Shallow: COVER! 1…2…. NO! NO! NO! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
JT: What a match-up this has been!
GP: You can say that again!
JT: What a match-up this has been!
GP: (Grrr…) G-Dogg puts LiGiL between his legs! COULD THIS BE THE DOGGINATOR?!?!
Shallow: Cover: 1….2….STILL NOT ENOUGH!
JT: Both these men have shown great heart tonight. Gotta wonder who’s
GP: LiGiL puts G-Dogg on his shoulders. Sets him up for a Samoan Drop!
Shallow: Risky move. It could go either way!
JT: G-Dogg is up. He goes for a Frog Splash! He leaps…LiGiL catches
GP: I told you to expect the unexpected!
Ring Announcer: The winner, and NEW, IWO United States Champion, LiGiL!
(“No Leaf Clover” by Metallica begins to play as LiGiL is handed the
JT: Gunnar doesn’t look happy at all!
Gunnar: (into the camera) That’s all right. He may have the US Title,
Shallow: Obviously, Gunnar has his mind set on winning May Mayhem and
GP: Folks, we draw closer and closer to that match, but first, we have
Mystery Death Match
GP: Wow! This has been a SPECTACULAR event this has been so far.
Shallow: And don’t forget we STILL have the Mayhem Match coming up.
GP: That’s right. 40 of the World’s Finest will be on those very 4 scaffolds,
JT: We’d like to thank you for purchasing IWO May Mayhem. To show you
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JT: HEY! It’s paying the bills.
GP: JT, I know it’s been said before, but it bares repeating. You are
Shallow: Like I said on my Real Audio Show, ?¿? wins this one
JT: I don’t hardly ever agree with you, Shallow, but I’m with you on
GP: There is some history to how this match came about. Here is the
his legs. One arm, two arms...
Shallow: Sorry about earlier Parker, I get carried away sometimes.
GP: Ken War cost ?¿? the match and the AIWF/IWO Internet Title.
Shallows: Ken war now drags the bloody and battered ?¿? to the
JT: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE STRANGEST AND SICKEST
GP: ?¿? had to kill one of IWO’s finest wrestlers of all time,
JT: For those of you who have never seen a Mystery Death Match, here
(As JT explains the rules, the camera scopes out the cage and the ring.)
JT: You notice that on top of the cage, there are 2 exploding balloons.
GP: Well done JT. It’s now time for the introductions. Let’s go to ringside.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the featured bouts
Ring Announcer: It is a Mystery Death Match. Each participant will be
(“Creeping Man” by Metallica plays. Crowd boos immediately after they
Ring Announcer: From The Local Sanatarium, weighing in at 210 lbs. Representing
(Creeping Death enters the cage. He has a barbed-wired baseball bat.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent….
(“Take The Power Back” by Rage Against The Machine plays. ?¿?
Ring Announcer: From Philadelphia, PA. Weighing in at 255 pounds. He
(?¿? enters the ring. He has a medieval axe. He puts his weapon
(Ding Ding Ding)
GP: Here we go! ?¿? vs. Creeping Death Part II is underway!
Shallow: Check out this staredown between the two. Complete intensity.
JT: Both men back off. It’s a COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP?!?!?! IN A MYSTERY
GP: Creeping Death with a hip toss on ?¿?!
JT: Hip toss? Come on, where’s the blood?
Shallow: I think it’s great to see some wrestling for a change.
GP: (sigh) ?¿? and CD tie up again….?¿? catches him with
JT: A shoulder block in a Mystery Death Match? Come on, WE WANT BLOOD!
Fans: WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD!
?¿?: Well, gotta give the fans what they want!
GP: ?¿? lets go of the resthold he had on CD….and SENDS HIM INTO
JT: YES! YES! YES!
Shallow: Calm down, JT. ?¿? whips CD…..RIGHT INTO THE EXPLODING
GP: ?¿? picks CD up. He has him in a belly-to-back suplex position.
Shallow: ?¿? don’t do it!
JT: Too late! He already did it!
GP: GOOD GOD! Creeping Death went…..well, you know what first into those
Shallow: Tom Green just got his testicles removed, Creeping Death may
JT: ?¿? takes Creeping Death into another turnbuckle…FACE FIRST
GP: You get sicker and sicker every PPV. Wait….that balloon’s falling
Shallow: And it landed directly on ?¿?!
GP: It cut part of his mask up. You still can’t see his face, but you
JT: HAHAHAHA! ?¿?’s a blonde! No wonder he’s so stupid
GP: Folks, I have just been told that the cage has just now been powered
JT: WHOO HOO!
Shallow: Sick….just sick.
GP: ?¿? grabs CD…PILEDRIVER! Cover….1…..2……NO! CD kicked out!
Shallow: Gotta give CD credit. He’s a fighter.
JT: While ?¿? celebrates, CD grabs his barbed wired baseball
GP: ?¿? is out cold. ?¿? gets helped up by Creeping Death.
CD whips him
JT: And you can tell the side effects. CD is shaking like he’s Muhammad
Shallow: ?¿? puts CD between his legs! You know what this means
GP: HERE’S THE COVER! 1……..2……3! ?¿? WINS! ?¿? WINS!
(“Take The Power Back” by RATM plays as everyone cheers.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, ‘The Mysterious
(?¿? tries to exit the cage, but CD nails him with the baseball bat)
GP: IT AIN’T OVER YET FOLKS!
JT: Uh oh! Those damn balloons are about to fall again! CD just ducks
Shallow: And that balloon was loaded with tacks! CD grabs ?¿?….DAMAGE,
GP: Security comes in and prevents CD from doing any further damage!
JT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GREAT! JUST GREAT! But the best is yet to come,
Shallow: Oh lord, he’s actually going to do this. He’s…..SOMEONE ELSE
JT: Shallow, you’re such a pussy. CD has that axe high in the air….He’s
GP: CD IS OUT! HE CAN’T STOP BLEEDING! HIS NOSE IS BROKEN, HIS JAW IS
JT: I believe this, by far, beats ANY Mystery Death Matches we’ve had
GP: We have CD out cold, ?¿? basically limping out of the ring,
(the scene cuts away to the parking lot, where an ambulence is pulling up. It stops, and both members of Viking Force get out to a mixed reaction from the fans. Vladamir is noticibly hurt.)
Shallow: What was that about?
GP: I don't know...but we do know that Viking Force are going to be participating in the Mayhem Match! Speaking of which...
GP: ...IT'S TIME!!!!!
JT: YES LORD IT'S TIME!!!!!
Shallow: I can't believe it's finally here!!! The MAYHEM MATCH!!!!
GP: That's right folks the winner of the Mayhem Match will recieve a
shot at the IWO World Title at the next Pay Per View. And as it stands
now... that'll be
Shallow: Picks everyone?
GP: Oh boy, it's impossible to say who's gonna win this one. I may have
to go with either "G-Dogg" Gunner Smith, or the Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid.
Shallow: I may have to go with Evan Levine or High Flyer, or possibly the IWO great "The Mysterious One" ?¿?!!!!!!
JT: Yall just named all the great wrestlers... I'll have to go with a member of the greatest tag team in the IWO Today... Enemies of the State!!!
GP: Well that's great JT but, which member?
Shallow: Yeah, Anthony Coles or Nicholas Kain...
JT: Uhhh, I can't WAIT to find out who the first contestant is!
GP: We all know that this match is going to be one hell of a death match.
It was one of the most horrifying images in the history of the IWO which
has a history of
GP: I think about it and realize how close we came to having a 2nd in ring fatality.
JT: I don't understand what the fuss is all about.
<Video Tape. May Mayhem 1999>
Nikki: (Tuts) Men and their puppies, god. Anyway, we've
got Tony Davis now backed into a corner in the third highest scaffold by
the Vietnam Veteran. Veteran
BSW: He lunges for him.....and spits in his face. Tony Davis has snapped!
JT: A tombstone piledriver by Tony Davis on the Vietnam Veteran! And then Davis kicks him off!
BSW: Veteran flying through the air, oh god, this is a sick contest!
JT: That's why I love it!
BSW: The Veteran has had easily the worst landing of them all so far,
he's hit a steel post. It's caught him right on the face. I
can see blood running down his face,
Announcer: Today at May Mayhem 40 men will go up on a scaffold. One
will emerge victorious. Yet if there is any doubt that there is extreme
danger lurking around
Shallow: As you were falling and saw that ringpost getting larger, what were you thinking Veteran?
The Vietnam Veteran: That maybe I should have done something safer.....like
defusing bombs (laughter from everyone, some laughter sounding a little
Katie: Remember, this match took place just 3 hours after the death
of Owen Hart in Kansas City. There was rumors that the scaffold match was
going to be killed
JT: Personally if any of them had backed out they would have proven they weren't real IWO material.
The Vietnam Veteran: The wrestlers did a lot of soul searching in the
time between the start of the PPV and the scaffold match. Some wrestlers
went up because
GP: Do you harbor any grudge against Tony Davis for what happened to you?
The Vietnam Veteran: Not at the time, it was simply business. it was
the way he gloated about it my injury afterwards did bother me. That is
why we had that match
Shallow: Lets run through the series of events once you hit your head on that steel post. Veteran, can you describe what the pain was like?
The Vietnam Veteran: (Thinks about it for several seconds) It was the
most intense pain I ever felt. It was like getting hit with a sledgehammer.
I could feel the bones
Dr. Marla Roberts: I saw the fall and knew it was bad. I hoped that
he'd still be alive when I got to him but was afraid he wouldn't. The first
thing I saw was that his
JT: I've got to ask this question of Katie. What would you have done if Veteran had become a vegatable? Or would you have even noticed the difference? <laughs>
Katie: If Leo had become a vegatable I would have brought him to you
so you could finally talk to someone on your IQ level. (The others laugh
except JT who takes
Veteran: Don't try to match wits with Angel (his pet name for Katie). You'll be as effective as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
Shallow: Nobody wants to battle wits with JT anyway. Few would try to sink that low.
JT: As far as you two poroxide blondes are concerned I don't need to prove my intellectual prowess so I won't get into a war of words with you.
GP: We're starting to drift off course from our original topic. So now Veteran had fallen and was rushed to the hospital. What then?
Dr. Marla Roberts: He was rushed into trioge/trauma section and preped
for emergency surgury where we induced a coma through medication. It was
vital to slow
Katie: It was a difficult time for me. Its not easy seeing your husband
in a hospital, wondering if he would live or die. Some of the people of
the IWO were very
GP: Did you think your husband would retire after the injury?
Katie: No. One look in his eyes and I knew he wanted to go back into the ring. It wasn't his time to stop yet.
Shallow: Veteran, if you had to do it all over again. Would you have been in that match?
Veteran: Yes I would. You see danger is a part of this business that
you simply accept. If you aren't willing to accept the danger and the risks
then you don't belong
GP: Do you have anything to say to the men who will be on the scaffolds today?
Veteran: Yes. Know that what happened to me could easily happen to you
but also know that it was an accident. Maybe a 1 in a million chance of
*END OF THE TAPED INTERVIEW*
Shallow: Well enough of that, let's find out just who the first compeditor is then!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!! It's time for the MAYHEM MATCH!!!!!
(The crowd let's out an absolutly HUMONGOUS pop!)
Ring Announcer: The rules are as this... Each compeditor will climb
to the top of the Network of Scaffolds, and are eliminated if they fall
off to the bottom... The last
(Crowd gives a huge pop again.)
Ring Announcer: And now let's find out who the first draw is!
("Opposite of H20" by Drag On begins to play as Allan Gallant makes his out but he does not climb to the top of the scaffolds.)
GP: Allan Gallant! He's the unluckiest man in the IWO!
JT: Wait, he's got a mic.
Shallow: I wonder what he wants?
Allan Gallant: Look, now I know all you idiots wanted to see me throw over 40 IWO Idiots off of that Network of Scaffolds... but I'm not... for personal reasons.
(Allan Gallant just leaves the arena to a chorus of boos.)
GP: Oh my god! I can't believe what I just heard! Allan Gallant won't be participating! He was another big time player in this match!
JT: Yeah... Oh well, who's 2nd?
("No Leaf Clover" by Metallica plays as LiGiL comes out to a good pop. He begins climbing the netword of scaffolds.)
GP: LiGiL. That super rookie!
JT: Yeah yeah, I hope he falls off head first!
("Memory Remains" by Metallica plays as "The Real Deal" Dane Matthews makes his way out and begins climbing the scaffolds.)
Shallow: The two men are on top of the Scaffolds and begin brawling!!! We're underway!!!
GP: Dane Matthews charges LiGiL and LiGiL ducks and a Back Body Drop!!!
Dane Matthews is on the edge!!! LiGiL attempts a baseball slide but Dane
JT: Whoa! That was about 3 close calls right there in the very beginning of the match!!!
Shallow: Yeah. This is gonna be great!! I can't wait to see the first body hit the floor!
JT: Your pussy ass won't be able to handle it!
Shallow: I bet I can!
GP: Knock it off! LiGiL is hammering away on Matthews. Which is smart
because the weaker the opponent, the easier it is to toss an opponent off.
Which is why I
JT: Sho don't.
GP: LiGiL grabs Dane Matthews and tries to whip him off the scaffolds
but Matthews holds on and reverses it. He whips LiGiL no! It was just a
Drop Toe Hold!
("No Leaf Clover" by Metallica plays as "G-Dogg" Gunner Smith makes his way out and climbs the network of Scaffolds.)
GP: Gunner Smith has entered the Mayhem Match! He's knocking out both
LiGiL and Dane Matthews! Gunner is pounding on LiGiL!!! Dane Matthews is
Shallow: G-Dogg grabs LiGiL and a Piledriver!!!!! LiGiL may be out!!!
All Gunner's gotta do it role LiGiL off the Scaffold! Dane Matthews with
a Low Blow on
JT: Dane Matthews with a smart move! That's what you gotta do to get the edge on the competition! You gotta sneak from behind!
GP: Matthews grabs G-Dogg, a right hand to the face, G-Dogg answers
back with one of his own! They're exchanging lefts and rights!!!! LiGiL
is back up and he
JT: He's gonna go down! Gunner was one of the favorites!
Shallow: Dane Matthews LOW BLOWS LiGiL from behind!
JT: THAT IDIOT!!! LiGiL coulda took G-Dogg out!
("Stupify" by Disturbed plays as AD comes out and climbs the scaffolds.)
GP: AD is in now! He's attacking Dane Matthews! AD and Dane Matthews
are paired off and G-Dogg and LiGiL are paired off!!! AD with a knee to
the gut of
Shallow: And G-Dogg has the upper hand on LiGiL! Russian Leg Sweep on
LiGiL!!! G-Dogg with an elbow drop! G-Dogg grabs the legs of LiGiL and
JT: Ouch! He ain't gettin any no time soon!
Shallow: You haven't gotten any no time soon!
JT: You're crazy as hell! I get plenty! You and Greg are the one's who never get any!
GP: AD grabs Dane Matthews and is going for a Powerbomb! He's got um
up!!!! NO Dane Mathews flips it over into a HURRICANRANA!!!! Dane begins
JT: That had some impact!!!!
Shallow: Damn sure did!
GP: G-Dogg and LiGiL are having a test of strength. G-Dogg is gaining
the upper hand! LiGiL is gaining it back! G-Dogg with a kick to the stomatch
and a HARD
Shallow: Look at AD, he's pounding away on Dane Matthews!
("Keep Their Headz Ringin" by Dr. Dre plays as Wesley Sanders makes his way out and climbs to the top of the Scaffolds.)
Shallow: Wesley Sanders!!! He could make a MAJOR impact in this match!
GP: Wesley Sanders breaks up G-Dogg and LiGiL's test of strength! ATL
DEATH DROP (Cradle DDT) ON G-DOGG!!!!!!! LiGiL grabs Wesley Sanders from
JT: They wanna get rid of Wesley early!
Shallow: Matthews goe after LiGiL! LiGiL with a rake to the eyes and a clothesline!
GP: AD picks up Wesley Sanders and seems to be going for a Vertical
Suplex! He's got um up! No not all the way up! Wesley Sanders counters
JT: Matthews is out! That's it! LiGiL only has to roll Dane Matthews
off the scaffolds and he's outta here! LiGiL is kicking the tar outta Matthews!
He is at the edge!
Shallow: I guess by any means nessicary is true. Matthews can't last much longer with the Jaws of LiGiL in his flesh!
GP: G-Dogg has Wesley Sanders in an Air Plane Spin! Wes somehoww breaks loose and slams G-Dogg's face right into the mat!
("Revolution is my Name" by Pantera plays as "The Future of Wrestling" Shawn Phillips makes his way out and limbs the scaffolds.)
GP: Shawn Phillips is now up on the scaffold! He's going after Dane Matthews!!!
JT: Dane Matthews is in serious trouble!
Shallow: Look at G-Dogg!!!
GP: G-Dogg is being pushed by AD and Wesley Sanders!!! He's at the edge when AD decks Wesley Sanders!!!
JT: That was a dumbass move! They coulda had G-Dogg but AD had to be
stupid! G-Dogg with the DOGGINATOR!!!!! (Double Underhook, Sitdown
GP: HERE COME DANE MATTHEWS AND LIGIL!!! THEY'RE DOUBLE TEAMING WESLEY
SANDERS!!! THEY GRAB HIM!!!! NO!!!! THEY'RE
JT: Wait! Wesley hasn't touched the ground! He's hanging! He's climbing
back up! Matthews and LiGiL are fighting each other and don't realize it!
GP: LiGiL and Sanders are kicking each other while hanging on! Sanders
with a kick to LiGiL's side! LiGiL kicks Sanders in the GROIN!!! Sanders
has fell to the
JT: That's what ya gotta do. LiGiL's climbing back up.
GP: And now LiGiL and Matthews are fighting each other again! AD jumps
into it. AD and Mathews stare at each other.... All of a sudden, they attack
JT: It sure is!
("Perfect" by Smashing Pumpkins plays as "Sweet & Sizzling" Scotty Valentine makes his way out and climbs the network or scaffolds.)
GP: Scotty Valentine gets in the ring and a Super Kick onto Shawn Phillips!!!
Scotty Valentine's going right after Phillips! Right hands! G-Dogg just
JT: SWEET & SIZZLING!!!!!
Shallow: That sounded gay JT.
JT: Shut up before I slap you... with my dick!
GP: Back to the other fight AD is choking Dane Matthews. Matthews is
screaming trying to get loose and finally AD lets loose. Ad picks Matthews
up and a
Shallow: I think Matthews is busted open!
GP: He is! Back to the other fight, G-Dogg has now sat down!
JT: That's smart.
GP: Valentine has Phillips and there's a Back Body Drop NO Phillips
flips over! Phillips with a Reverse Suplex!!!!!!! G-Dogg gets back up and
comes from behind!
Shallow: AD has Dane Matthews back up again and a Headbutt on Matthews! Matthews rakes the eyes of AD!
("Voodoo" by Godsmack plays as Leif Erikson of Viking Force makes his way out and climbs the scaffolds.)
GP: Leif Erikson is on the scaffold now! G-Dogg meets him with a HARD
CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Back in the other fight, Dane Matthews has gained the
JT: Dane Matthews pulled that out of his hat!
Shallow: Matthews is grabbing AD's legs! BOSTON CRAB!!!! WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS SERVE!?!??!?!
GP: IT SERVES AS AN EASY OPENING FOR LIGIL DO GIVE A SUPER KICK TO!!!!
MATTHEWS HAS GOTTA BE KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!!!
JT: LiGiL had been rather quiet recently too. He's just now getting back involved!
GP: LiGiL grabs AD back up just to Body Slam him down! LiGiL with a
knee drop onto AD. Here comes G-Dogg going after LiGiL but LiGiL counters
it into a
Shallow: You think one of these new guys have a chance at winning this?
JT: Hell no! Wait till the big guns like the Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid, Evan Levine, even High Flyer get in, and don't forget both of Enemies of the State.
("The Bum-Bum Song" by Tom Green plays as AWS Man (Also Known as Bill) makes his way out and climbs the scaffold.)
Shallow: AWS Man. Whoopy.
GP: And here comes another promising young rookie, AWS MAN!!!!!
Shallow: Are you kidding me? This guy blows goats just like the rest of them!
JT: I agree. Anyway, we have AWS Man ascending to the top of this network
of scaffolding. G-Dogg and Scotty Valentine are fighting on one of these
GP: AND EVERYONE HAS STOPPED FIGHTING AND ARE ATTACKING AWS MAN (ALSO
KNOWN AS BILL)! Leif Erikson lowers his head and
Shallow: G-Dogg battling with the Viking Leif Erikson. G-Dogg sets Erickson
up, an Atomic Drop! Leif wanders into LiGiL's clutches!! He signals for
JT: Scotty Valentine and Shawn Phillips having a go at it on the other
side of this scaffold! Valentine with a right rocking Phillips....a left
now, he grabs him, and a
GP: Dane Matthews and AD fighting on the northern scaffold, and exchanging
hard kicks to the gut! AD gives Dane a low blow! He sets him up for the
Shallow: WAIT!!! LEIF ERICSON JUST RAN DOWN HIS SCAFFOLD!! HE SPRINGBOARDS
OFF A SUPPORT CABLE!!! HE IS GONNA
JT: AD HAS TWO HANDS ON HOLDING HIMSELF UP!!! HE GRABS AD'S LEG WITH
ONE HAND!!!! HE JERKS DANE MATTHEWS OFF THE
<Dane Matthews lands two feet from the announce table.>
JT: GOD THAT WAS CLOSE!!! WE ARE DOWN TO FOUR MEN ON THE SCAFFOLD!!
GP: AD has gotten himself all the way back up,a nd he goes toe to toe
with LiGiL! Fights the Palindrome man with lefts and rights! AD giving
it everything he has!
Shallow: And other side it is Shawn Phillips and G-Dogg! Scotty Valentine
interjects himself, and we have a three way brawl! Wait!!!! PHILLIPS AND
GP: I hope so! The ground is becoming littered with injured bodies!
AD IS GRABBED BY G-DOGG!!! THE DOGGINATOR!! SITDOWN INVERTED
JT: G-DOGG AND LIGIL ARE LEFT!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THIS MATCH ALREADY TOOK PLACE EARLIER TONIGHT!!
GP: Fans this has been one hell of a match so far! We have seen a lot of people go over the side!! And its only getting better!
JT: Hell this ant a match.....a match was like the one we saw at MNM....Evan Levine vs Gunnar Smith...now that was a match!
Shallow: Yes it was a great match....BUT!! Funny that you mentioned Gunnar Smith because him and LiGiL are the only two left on the Scaffold!
GP: These two are getting slap happy as LigiL is taking on the US and Pac champ! He is backing him up to the side! LigiL gets him to the edge and goes for a right...HE MISSES!! Gunnar gets around him and Suplex!!! LiGiL hits the bords hard...and is down holding his head! Gunnar walks over to him and picks him up! He takes LiGiL by the head and tites....HES GOING TO TOSS HIM OFF!!!
JT: YES YES!! GOT G-DOGG!!!
Shallow: LiGiL better think hard about this!! Hes got to act fast because hes about to go off!
GP: Gunnar starts to run pulling LiGiL along with him....He...NO!!! LiGiL bites the hand of Gunnar!!! Gunnar lets go and falls back holding his hand!!
JT: BLOOD!!! Gunnar smiths hand is beelding!!
Shallow: Smart thinking on the part of LiGiL....he bit the hand of Gunnar to make him let go!!! I got to give him his props...that was a really smart move!
GP: Yes but LiGiL is not following up!! He lets Gunnar get up and shake his hand off!! Gunnar runs at LiGiL and misses with the closeline and ALMOST RAN OFF THE EDGE!!! LiGiL will us this one!!! He drops Kicks G-Dogg in the back and G-Dogg goes over the edge but grabs the edge!!! The Fans are on there feet as we fall to 10 seconds before are next newcomer!!! LiGiL walks over to the hanging G-Dogg and is about to step on his hands!
GP: STONE!!!! SCOTT STONE!!! HES ON HIS WAY TO THE SCAFFOLD!!!! LiGiL doesn see him as Stone gets on the wood! LiGiL is now steping on the hands of the hanging G-Dogg!! NO!!! Stone saved G-Dogg!! SPEAR!! SIDE SPEAR!! Stone took out LiGiL!! I dont think Stone knew that LiGiL was about to get rid of Gunnar! Never the less, LiGiL and Stone are now going at it!! The fresh Scott Stone...is kicking the crap out of LiGiL!
JT: You know what I want to change my pick to Scott Stone!! Hes fresh and hes kicking ass!!
Shallow: You cant change your pick after the match has started!!! Thats not right!! Your pick is still the same!!
GP: Let it go Shallow! Hes just going to keep doing it!
GP: Smith has pulled him self up and is on his feet....over on the other side of the Scaffold is Scott Stone opeing up a can of something on LiGiL. Gunnar sees this as an opening and runs over to them...OH MY GOD!!! He just Slamed Stones head on the wood!! My god!! LiGiL is up and is now in a fight with Gunnar...This is nothing like a wrestling match its a Street Fight...These men all want that world title shot!! And they will do what they have to do...to get that shot!! Gunar is up and LOW BLOW!!! Gunnar is down and now LiGiL and Stone are teaming up on the tired G-Dogg!! THERE NOT!!! There setting him up for a double powerbomb!! My god!! OH!!! They do it! And Gunnar is out!! LiGiL now picks up Gunnar and is going to toss him out....LiGiL puts Gunnar on his shoulder and is carring him over to the side....But Stone wants to be the one to toss out Gunnar and he pulls Gunnar off of him! My God how can a man like Gunnar last this long...after that battle he had at MNM! Stone and LiGiL are now up in each others faces and are in a arrgument! OH!! LiGiL hits Stone...Now there in a fist fight!! Stone ducks LiGiL's left and Samon Drop!! He could have broken LiGiL's back!! Gannar is starting to get up as Stone walks over to him....Stone picks up Gunnar....OH!! Gunnar punches Stone in the midsection and again...and again! Stone falls back holding his midsection...Gunnar is up and Closeline!! Hes running on nothing but the energy from the pain!! LiGiL is getting up and runs over to G-Dogg!! Backbody drop....and LiGiL hits hard!! Stone is back up and Gunnar body Slams him....LiGiL is back up and Hoovie Driver LiGiL is out...and theres the 10 seconds!! Stone is up!! OH!! He nails Gunnar in the back of the neck with a double fist!
GP: ROB RIOT!!!! The fans give a mix reaction as Rob Roit makes his way to the wood! meanwhile Stone and LiGiL are once again teaming up on Gunnar!! Rob Riot gets in there and goes right after Stone!!! Closeline!! Rob Riot takes down Stone and then goes over to LiGiL! Who is punching Gunnar with a closed fist! Rob Riot runs over to LiGiL and Flying shoulder block!!! LiGiL hits hard and is laying right on the edge!!! The fans are going nuts as the only man standing is Rob Riot!!! Stone is up and Drop kicks Rob Riot in the back of the head!! Rob Riot hits hard as LiGiL is getting up...Stone is on top of Rob Riot now he has him in a camel Clutch! LiGiL sees this as his opening and runs at Stone...OH!!! Sliding Drop kick into the head of Stone!! Stone falls back holding his nose!! Gunnar is back up and runs over to LiGiL! But LiGiL sees him and drop tollhold! Gunnars head hits hard! Rob Riot is to his feet and is getting in a fight with LiGiL!! The two are rolling around on the ground!
JT: You know now that I think of it, I really think that Rob Riot is going to be the winner!! Hes really just a great all around wrestler!! and he will go to the Mainevent at Beach Party!
Shallow: You cant do that!! First off, You allready have changed your vote...like what? 10 times! And Second!! Rob Riot is about to go out!
GP: LiGiL has Rob Riot on the corner edge!! hes trying to get him off but Rob Riot is holding on for dear life on the support cabal! Over on the other side Stone and Gunnar are fighting! Gunnar and Stone lock up! Stone wins and body slam!! The fans are going nuts!! Stone looks up and sees what LiGiL is doing!! He walks over there to help him. Now both Stone and LiGiL are trying to toss out Rob Riot Gunnar is up on the other side...and he sees what Stone and LiGiL are doing!! Gunnar starts to run over to the corner....HES GOING TO RUN OFF THE EDGE!!
JT: NO!! GUNNAR!! You know I picked you!!!
Shallow: Hes GONE NUTS!!
GP: Gunnar jumps off the edge but grabbing the support cable...he twists
around it nailing both Stone and LiGiL in the face with his boots!! WHAT
A MOVE!! He saves Rob Riot!! Theres the 10 count!! Rob Riot now lets go
and stand up only to be met with a knee drop by Gunnar! Gunnar now picks
up Rob Riot and is trying to toos him off but once again Rob Riot is holing
into the support cable with his life!
GP: TH E UNKNOWN!!! ITS TH E UNKNOWN!! There is very little reaction to this and as he runs to the wood!! Back in the action! Stone and LiGiL are both laying out!! Gunnar as Roit right were he wants him....Hes trying to force him out!! NO!! Th E Unknown from out of know where comes in and nails Gunnar in the back....Gunnar falls down as Th E Unknown nails a elbow on to the face!! The fans are going nuts as Stone gets up!! Stone sees Th E Unknown and runs over to him....He grabs him from behind and gernmen suplex...ON THE WOOD!! My God!! Thats got to hurt!! Stone now picks up Th E Unknown and body slam...Then a leg drop!! He picks up Th E Unknown again and tosses him accross the Scaffolds!! Damn thats got to hurt!
JT: Thats a lot of splinters!!
Shallow: Shut up!! Really please!! You are pissen me off!!
JT: Just be happy Because I ant picking Th E Unknown!!
JT: But I am swiching back to Scott Stone!
Shallow: WHAT!! God damn it!
GP: Back in the action Stone has started to go to work on Gunnar!! As
he does that LiGiL is getting up! LiGiL is up and runs at a waiting Riot!!
LiGiL misses with the closeline and gets kicked in the midsection!! OH!!
Sitting powerbomb!! on the WOOD!! LiGiL is taking a beating!! Th E Unknown
is up and is behind Riot! Riot turns around to be met by...STUNNER!! STUNNER!!
Th E Unknown takes out Riot!!! MY GOD!! Th E Unknown pushes Riot aside!
He now walks over to the battleing Gunnar and Stone!! He walks up behind
Stone...and reverse DDT!!! Th E Unknown is on a role!! Th E Unknown stands
up and is met with a closeline from HELL!!! Gunnar almost took off Th E
Unknown's head!! My god! G-Dogg Gunnar Smith is the only man standing!
as the 10 count starts!
JT: You know now that I think of it, I think High Flyer would be a really good pick...im going with High Flyer!! Hes beating the crap out of Gunnar...and thats hard to do...My new pick to go all the way is High Flyer!
Shallow: YOU CANT DO THAT!! God damn it thats it!!
Shallow: SHUT THE HELL UP NOW!!
GP: God you two! Flyer has the Sharp Shooter on Gunnar!! HES TAPPING!!
But he cant lose that way!! There is no movement from anyone else!! WAIT!!
Stone is moving!! Scott Stone is getting up!! The fans are cheering!! Stone
is to his feet and Flyer is there to meet him!! Flyer runs at Stone...Stone
is just standing there!! OH!! Out of no where! Riot takes Flyer out by
his legs! Roit and Stone are now beating on Flyer!! LiGiL is up now and
runs and takes down Riot!! Stone is still up and beating on Flyer!! Th
E Unknown is up now and is coming up from behind of stone again! The fans
are trying to tell Stone...but he cant hear him!! Stone finally turns around
and is met with a boot to the midsection and DVD!!! MY GOD!! ON THE WOOD!!
Stone is out again!!Th E Unknown now walks over to Flyer who is on one
knee!! Th E Unknown starts to pick up Flyer and puts him between his legs!!
I SEE A POWERBOMB COMEING!!!Th E Unknown has him up....NO!!! FLYER REVERSES
IT INTO A X FACTOR!! Th E Unknown is out cold! LiGiL and Riot are still
brawling over in another section of the scaffolds!! THERES THE 10 count!!
LiGiL is now winning as he picks up Riot and slams him down hard...Leg
drop...LiGiL gets up fast and Leg Drop again!! The fans are going nuts!
GP: WES ANDERSON!!! WES ANDERSON!! Wes runs out with the fans behind him!! LiGiL is about to toss out Riot!! Wes gets on the wood...and runs over to LiGiL!! Hes trying to help him out! Stone is up and runs over there! He is trying to help them to! 3 men are trying to toss out Riot!!! Flyer who is beating on Th E Unknown looks up and sees them....he jumps up and runs over to them!! OH Flyer just took them all out!! Riot is saved again!! WHAT A MOVE BY FLYER!!
JT: Damn!! Flyer is really showing us why he has been such a name in the IWO!! This is great!!! I think Flyer is really going to win!!
Shallow: Wow its the first time that you havent changed anything after a new guy comes out!! Your keepen me on your good side! good idea!
JT: Yes well! There ant no one fresh that is good out there who can take Flyer!
Shallow: Good point!!
GP: Flyer walks away from the big fight over in the corner and walks
over to a dead looking Gunnar Smith! Flyer starts to pick him up NO!! GUNNAR
WAS PLAYING DEAD!!! He tosses Flyer over him....Flyer almost fell off!!
MY GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE BY GUNNAR!!! The fans go nuts as Flyer rolls away
from the side!! Gunnar is to his feet and runs away from Flyer over to
the big fight in the corner!! He jumps in there and pulls out........LiGiL!!!
The fans go nuts!! LiGiL and Gunnar going at it!! Wes Anderson is fighting
his way out of it and gets out!! He sees Th E Unknown getting up and runs
over to him!!! Sanp neck braker!! The fans are going nuts!!! Th E Unknown
falls back holding his neck!! Wes walks over to Th E Unknown and picks
him up!! Scoop Slam!! THERES THE 10!!! Gunnar and Flyer are still fighting
as This time Gunnar goes low and takes Flyer down...gunnar now rakes Flyers
GP: PhYRE!!! PhYRE!!! The fans boo as Phyre makes his way out to the Wood!! Gunnar and Flyer are still going at it....LiGiL still has the advantage over Th E Unknown and Stone and Riot are still going at it!! Phyre gets into the ring and goes over to Scott Stone and Riot!! He nails Stone in the back....But Stone didnt fall! Stone turns around and OH!!! Phyre just got a fist full of Stone!! Stone now jumps on Phyre and is chocking the life out of him!! MY GOD!! STONE HAS GONE NUTS!!! Riot trys to pull Stone off of Phyre!! But Riot gets a elbow right in the nose!!! Riot falls back holding it as Stone is chocking the life out of this poor poor rookie!!
JT: HAHAHAH!! THATS THE SCOTT STONE WE SHOULD SEE ALL THE TIME!! THATS MY BOY!! KILL KILL!!
Shallow: Stone has gone over the deep end! He wants to win that IWO ttle shot so bad that he will kill for it!! MY GOD!!
JT: Isnt that what we want!! Someone who wants to the IWO gold so much that he will kill for it!! I hope Jamie is watching this!! Because Scott Stone is your NEXT IWO WORLD CHAMP!! I am going back to STONE!!
Shallow: I dont think so!! THATS JUST NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!! OK!! You picked High Flyer and you will stay with him! GOT IT!!
JT: Your not my mom!!! I can pick who I want when I want to!! GOT IT!!
Shallow: IM GOING TO SO HURT YOU!!
GP: Both of you stop!! back in the action we have LiGiL about to toss out Th E Unknown LiGiL has the poor man dangaling!! Wes Anderson is helping him to!! Th E Unknown is in trouble and he needs help!! back over with Flyer and Gunnar!! These two men have been unstopable!! They are just hitting each other harder and harder! Gunnar nails Flyer and Flyer nails Gunnar!! Gunnar goes to nail Flyer but misses!! ROCK BOTTOM!!! ROCK BOTTOM!! MY GOD!! MY GOD!! The WOOD just split!!! and Gunnar is bleeding again!! This time from his back!!! Gunnar must have been stabbed by a sharp peace of wood! Flyer stands up and is met with a hard hit in the back by Wes Anderson!! Flyer falls back but comes back with a strong punch to the head!! Wes falls back and down!! Flyer looks back at Gunnar who is on his hands and knees!! Flyer runs at Gunnar and jumps on his back off his back straight into the air.....AND OH MY GOD!!! MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!! WHAT A MOVE!! Flyer just jumped off Gunnars back straight up in the air and came back down with a leg drop on the neck of Gunnar!!! I Think Gunnar Smith is dead!!
JT: Woldnt be the first time we thought he was dead!! Evan Levine almost killed him!! Now High Flyer did!!
Shallow: High Flyer is showing us all how much he wants this!!
JT: Well at least now I know were he came up with the name High Flyer!
Shallow: you are So god damn Dumb!!
GP: Well theres the 10 count!! As Stone now as Phyre in a place were he would not like to be!
JT: THE EDGE!!!
5 ........................ 4............................... 3.........................
Shallow: This man comeing to the ring will win it all!!! AND I WILL GARENTEE IT!!! HIT WILL WIN IT!!!
JT:HMMMMMM.....You know....now that I look at it....I really do think HIT would be the best man for the job....SO!! I think I would like to change..........
Shallow: IF you want to live to see Day light.....DONT!! And I mean DONT!! compleat that sentince!!! ALL RIGHT!!
JT: oh ok!..................I PICK HIT!!!
Shallow: GOD DAMN IT!!
GP: HIT has hit the wood and he runs right over to Stone who has Phyre hanging there.....Hit looks at them and smiles!! HE DROP KICKS STONE!!! PHYRE IS GONE!!!!!! HE fell off!!! Stone is hanging on the egde....HIT thinks he went over! HIT looks over to Flyer and smlies!! He runs over there and NOW HIGH FLYER AND HIT!! FLYER AND HIT!! Gunnar is getting up and Its now Gunnar HIT and Flyer!! the 3 biggest names in the IWO are going at it right now!!! All three men are in a fist fight!! Wes Anderson is up after that Flyer beating!! Wes looks at the 3 men fighting! He walks up to them......OH!!! All three man turn and grab Wes!!!! WES ANDERSON IS GONE!!! HIT,Flyer, and Gunnar all tossed him out!!
JT: HAHAHAHA!! Wes just got his first lessen...in dont fuck with the IWO Vets!!
Shallow: You know for once I have to agree with you JT!! The vets are cleaning house!! Ever since HIT hit the wooD Wes anderson and Phyre both went out!
GP: Back in the action, Stone has gotten back up and walks over to to the 3 men going at it....He grabs HIT from behind and OH GODENATOR!! Right infront of G-Dogg!! What an insalt!! Gunnar saw it and he turns and is destroying Stone!!! Flyer gives off a odd face and walks over to Rob Riot and Th E Unknown who have been facing off this whole time! Stone is getting his ass kicked by Gunnar while HIT lays in the middle of the WOOD!!! LiGiL sees him and goes over!! LiGiL is now attacking HIT!!! My god!! Flyer has taken over Rob Riot and Th E Unknown! THE VETS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MAYHEM MATCH!!
JT: Thats why they are the vets!!! They have been in the IWO the longest and will stay in the IWO for a long time to come!!
Shallow: The only vet at this time not being in controle is HIT!! But he got nailed by Stone!
GP: Speeking of HIT!! Look who has tunred it around on LiGiL!!! HIT
is beating the shit out of LiGiL now!! And theres the 10!!! LiGiL is getting
a peace of the next IWO World champ! HIT is about to chock the shit out
of LiGiL.....NO!!! LiGiL gets a low knee and pushes HIT off of him!! LiGiL
is now all over HIT!!!
GP: Tha SynTeK!!! THA SYNTEK!!!! Very little crowd reaction goes off as he runs out to the Wood!! Back in the ring we have Stone taking comand of Gunnar....Flyer still beating the living crap out of Rob Riot and Th E Unknown. LiGiL still is beating on HIT!!! Now Tha SynTeK is on the wood and is met by Stone....Gunnar is down but still moving! Flyer as Riot almost out as Th E Unknown come up from behind and REVERSE DDT!! FLYER IS DOWN!! Riot is safe and now Rob Riot and Th E Unknown are wroking on Flyer!! LiGiL is still in controle of HIT!! LiGiL picks up HIT and DVD!!!!! DVD!!! HIT is down and out!! LiGiL is celabrating over him as Gunnar Smith out of know where takes out LiGiL!!
JT: That was a good move by LiGiL! You know now that I think of it...."Your IWO World champ LiGiL doesnt seem that bad of a name!! hmmm....I think LiGiL will win this!
Shallow thats funny...you think he will win it...and I think he will be the next one out!! Gee how funny is that?
JT: Not funny at all!!
GP:Rob Riot and Th E Unknown are still working on Flyer who is in trouble!
JT: You know I come to think of it Rob Riot has been in there for a while.....I think he will win!! YA!!!
Shallow: Gunnar Smith has been in there longer then Riot....why not pick him?
JT: Good point...and hes beating the crap out of LiGiL right now....you know what I think I will then!
Shallow: Good...then your back to who you picked in the first place!! HA!
GP: Tha SynTeK and Stone are now going at it....Stone takes a wild shot
at Tha SynTeK and misses...Tha SynTeK now takes over...body slam and a
leg drop...Tha SynTeK picks up Stone and rams his shoulder into his knee!!
Stone is holding his shoulder as Tha SynTeK is in full controle at this
time! The fans are going nuts as we are down to less then a min before
are next Superstar comes out!! Tha SynTeK picks up Stone again and runs
him to the corner edge....HES GOING TO TOSS HIM OFF!! NO!! Stone grabs
the Cable....and Fraknesitiner!!! Tha SynTeK just got a tast of Stones...moves!!!
The fans go nuts...as we are now 20 seconds away from the next superstar!!!
Flyer is back in controle as he has Rob Riot and Th E Unknown running behind
him trying to get him!! Flyer with a smile runs at the corner and grabs
the ropes and does a 360 turning around nails Rob Riot and Th E Unknown
in the face with his boots!! Were down to the 10 seconds!! LiGiL and Gunnar
are still going at it. LiGiL has the controle right now as he X FACTOR
ON THE WOOD!!! GUNNAR IS OUT!!
GP: Who is it....no one is comeing out....Who is it?...........WAIT!! ITS!!! ITS EVAN LEVINE!!! EVAN LEVINE!!! HES OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND BACK IN THE IWO!!! EVAN LEVINE HAS COME TO MAY MAYHEM TO WIN!! Another VET is about to hit the wood!!!
JT: WHAT!! EVAN!!! Shit....ummm...you know what I want to change it...I think Evan will win it all!!!
Shallow: you cant do that!! You said Gunnar!!! Now you are stuck with Gunnar!!
JT: That was before Evan came out...I didnt think he would be in this....last time I heard Evan was in a hospital bed not knowing who he was!
Shallow: FINE!! One last time!! You can pick Evan!!!
GP: Evan hits the wood!! And runs right at Gunnar!!! Was there a doubt that we wouldnt? LiGiL smiles as he sees Evan comeing over....Gunnar who is down looks up and sees Evan standing over him....LiGiL smiles and tells Evan he can have him...Evan looks up to LiGiL and nails him hard in the head....LiGiL falls back to the edge! Gunnar gets up and looks at Evan.....Evan and Gunnar grab hands...and run at LiGiL!!!! DOUBLE CLOSELINE!!!!! LIGIL!!! IS GONE!!!! "Your Former US champ" And "Your Current US champ" Just double teamed LiGiL and nocked him out of this!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!! Gunnar and Levine shake hands and part way! Levine walks over to HIT as Gunnar goes over to Help Flyer out! mean while Stone and Tha SynTeK are still going at it!
JT: MY GOD!!! DID anyone just see that!! Levine and Gunnar teamed up and didnt attack each other!! They got rid of LiGiL and parted!!! What the hell!! Evan could have tossed out Gunnar too?
Shallow: The Two men have great respect for one another.....it only makes sence!! I mean they did almost kill each other on MNM!!! What do you think would have happened?
JT: I dont know...maybe the biggest part of this match? I dont know!!
GP: Stone and Tha SynTeK are still going at it as Stone ducks a left
from Tha SynTeK and.....ROCK BOTTOM!!!! ROCK BOTTOM!!!! Tha SynTeK is down....and
maybe out!! The fans are now starting the Chant "STONE...STONE!!" Stone
looks out to them and picks up Tha SynTeK. Stone is now bashing Tha SynTeK's
head into the wood!! My god!! This is a new Scott Stone I have never seen!!
We are now one min away from the next man! Stone picks up a now bleeding
Tha SynTeK and sets him up......HEs got him up...and DOWN!! Jackhammer!!!
OH!! and the back of Tha SynTeK breaks the wood!!! There is yet another
crack in the wood!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Stone picks up Tha SynTeK
again and now back braker!!! We are now 30 seconds away from the new superstar!!
Stone picks up Tha SynTeK and is now trying to toss him off!!! He cant
do it....OH!!! Tha SynTeK now gets in a low blow and Stone drops him......Stone
falls back as Tha SynTeK gets up and runs at him....Stone side steps the
attack but ends up on the edge!!! Tha SynTeK sees his chance and runs at
Stone....and Stone is gon.........NO!!!!! BACK BODY DROP!!! Tha SynTeK
IS GONE!!!! Stone dropped the Tha SynTeK what a move!!!
GP: and its......PSYCHO JAY!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHO JAY!!!!! THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!! MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!!!! PSYCHO JAY IS IN THE BUILDING!!! AND IS HERE AT MAYHEM!!!!
JT: OH OH OH !!!!!! Psycho Jay!!! Can I change my pick?
Shallow: There is nothing more sad then a grown man begging over something like this!!! FINE!!! You know you are one sad mother fucker!!!
JT: YES!!! WELL!! I am changing from Evan Levine to Psycho Jay!
GP: Psycho Jay is on the wood and is going right for HIT and Evan Levine!!! Evan has been in compleat controle over HIT!! Jay walks over to Evan turns him around and....GAME TIME!!!! GAME TIME!!!! MY god!!! Jay didnt even have a chance!!!! Evan just nailed his finsher on Psycho Jay!! HIT is up and nails Evan in the back of the head!!!! OH Evan falls hard on top of Jay! HIT....Drops a BIG!!! Elbow on both men and is now taking on both men!!! Flyer is still taking on Th E Unknown and Gunnar is still fighting with Riot! Fyler is loseing to the Th E Unknown who has Flyer right were he wants him.....With Flyers back up on the cord....he has no where to go!!! Th E Unknown is trying to get him away from the corner....Flyer now grabs Th E Unknown and turns it around!!! Th E Unknown is up agenst the cord and is getting beaten by Flyer!!! Left right Left right!!! There is no stopping Flyer!!! Th E Unknown is dazed as Flyer backs up from Th E Unknown.....Th E Unknown now walks out of the corner and has his back to nothing but air!!! Flyer takes aim of Th E Unknown and runs right at him....Th E Unknown drops and Back Body DROP!!! FYLER IS.......
JT: GONE!!!! HIGH FLYER IS GONE!!! HAHAHAHAH way to go Th E Unknown!!!!
Shallow: Thats funny!
GP: What is?
Shallow: I never saw Flyer land!!
JT: Hes gone!!! there ant a question about it!!!
GP: No he isnt...The camera has a view of it....Flyer is hanging backwords off the edge!!! Th E Unknown knows it and looks over the edge....AND HE IS MET BY FLYERS LEGS!!!! FLYER HAS HIS LEGS RAPPED!!!! Th E Unknown is in trouble.....AND!!! FLYER GOT HIM!!!! TH E Unknown IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!! Flyer saved himself came back using his legs and got rid of Th E Unknown!!! Flyer is up and is met by Stone!!! Back over HIT still is beating on Jay and Levine!!! HIT...Now has Levine and body slam....Jay gets up and Body Slam...HIT has them both were he wants them!!! HIT picks up Jay and and POWERBOMB!!! JAY IS DOWN AND OUT!!! Evan is back up and takes out HIT!!! He is now beating the crap out of him!!! Evan picks up HIT and nails his head into the wood!! He then picks him back up...KICK TO THE MIDSECTION....GAME TIME GAME TIME!!! HIT IS OUT!!!! and the fans are going nuts....now a "Evan" Chant starts!!! Jay is up and he runs over to Evan....the two are now going nuts on each other!!! Left right left right....there is no stopping them!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Evan wins it and is pushing Jay back to the edge!!! Evan has pushed the world champ all the way back to the edge!!! Jay is dazzed and out of it....Evan smiles kicks Jay in the midsection....OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!
JT: Is Levine doing what I think hes doing!!!
Shallow: EVAN LEVINE IS HUMPING THE HEAD OF PSYCHO JAY!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!
GP: Levine is humping the head of Psycho Jay!!! MY GOD!!! I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD EVER DO THAT!!! The Fans are on there feet!!! Evan finally stops and pushes jay off of him....AND OFF THE WOOD!!!! THE WORLD CHAMP IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVAN LEVINE JUST TOSSED OUT PSYCHO JAY!!! THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!
JT: MY GOD!!! I SWICH TO EVAN!!! I PICK EVAN!!! I PICK YOUR US CHAMP!!! I PICK EVAN!!!! HE just got rid of the WORLD CHAMP!!! MY GOD!!!
Shallow: I got to admit I never saw it coming!!! Jay went out faster then he came in!!! Thats funny stuff!!! Evan will last long in this one!!!
JT: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! You know now that I think of it....Your World champ" has a nice sound to it!!!
GP: Well fans Jay is gone!!! and we might be seeing the end of Scott Stone....HIT has him on the edge!!!! Stone is fighting HIT for his life!!! The fans are going nuts as they watch Stone fight HIT!!!! Gunnar Smith on the other hand has nocked out Riot!!! Evan who is standing in the middle of the Wood.....looks to Gunnar and calls him over....Gunnar walks over and Levine and Gunnar are now talking to one another!!They look at HIT and Stone....and They lock hands....THEY RUN AT HIT AND STONE!!!
JT: GET THEM EVAN!!!
Shallow: Stone sees it comeing but cant get out of the way!!!
GP: OH!!!! STONE IS GONE!!! SO IS HIT!!!!! GUNNAR AND LEVINE HAVE GOTTEN RID OF HIT AND STONE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
JT: NO!!! STONE AND HIT ARE BOTH STILL IN THIS!!! HIT is hanging on the edge and Stone is hanging on to HIT!!! WHAT A WAY TO GO!!!
GP: HIT has no way to pull him self up!!! Stone is pulling himself up!!!! Hes pulling him self up HIT...and is getting to the top!! HES UP AND OFF!!! Hes not standing over HIT!!!! Hes got one hell of a smile on his face!!! Stone is about to break HITS hands and his hart....Stone..................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIT has the leg of STONE!!!! He's pulling on it!!!! Stone cant get lose....Hes about to go off!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE IS GONE!!!!!! HIT PULLED STONE OFF!!!!!!! HIT is pulling him self up now and is up!!!!! HIT looks down at Stone is his laying on the bottom!!! Now G-Dogg and Rob Riot have locked up on the scaffolds. G-Dogg takes Riot down with an arm drag. He now follows in with a leg drop. G-Dogg picks up Riot and tries to throw him out but Riot holds on to the wire.
JT:Damn, Gunnar has been in there for a while.
Shallow:Well he was number 4 in the match.
GP:But HIT comes in and tries to help G-Dogg throw Riot off. Riot climbs
JT:But now I see Leivne and Flyer battling it out over there. High Flyer
Shallow:Well while that's happening, Gunnar and HIT over here are determined
JT:Well that rookie deserves to be eliminated. He's been in IWO a week
Shallow:Now HIT lifts Rob Riot high in the air for a gorilla press slam.
GP:All he has to do now is just throw him over!
Shallow:But he doesn't! He just slams him to the mat. G-Dogg now picks
JT:Now look over at Levine! He's holding on by a thread! High Flyer
GP:But now the clock is down to 15 seconds and Rob Riot is being stomped
GP:And here comes Vladamir Erikson to the ring. He's a brand new recruit
JT:I already hate him.
GP:You hate every newbie.
GP:Well Vladamir climbs the ladder up to the scaffolds and goes over
JT:I knew he was gay! That damn Viking Force are fudgepackers!
GP:Anyway, G-Dogg mule kicks Erikson and tosses him over his shoulder.
JT:I've got Levine and Flyer.
GP:I'll call HIT and the rookie.
Shallow:Guess that leaves me with G-Dogg and the faggot.
GP:Just shut up Shallow.
GP:Just call the match.
Shallow:Well G-Dogg and Erikson are trading lefts and rights here. G-Dogg
JT:Well Levine and Flyer are over here in a fist to cuffs. The lock
GP:HIT is over here absolutely dominating Rob Riot. He picks him up
GP:Here comes Cedric Cinder!
JT:Oh my God another newbie! This is really making me mad.
Shallow:Quit your bitchin!
JT:I thought you were censored now?
Shallow:That's only on the RA Show.
GP:Well, Cinder has now climbed to the ladder to the top of the scaffolds
Shallow:Looks like G-Dogg is the marked man by rookies. Cinder and Erikson
GP:But now HIT has Rob Riot. He takes Riot and.....THE PROVE STATEMENT!
JT:Nice little math analogy there.
GP:Ya really think so?
GP:Well not HIT picks up Rob Riot and throws him off the scaffolds!
JT:Well Levine and High Flyer are still going at it. Flyer jumps up
Shallow:How are these scaffolds taking all this punishment.
GP:Well they're reenforced twice over so nothin is gonna break these
Shallow:Whoa! Check this out! Cinder and Erikson are double teaming
GP:But now HIT comes over and bulldogs Erikson! G-Dogg finally gets
JT:But we've still got Levine and Flyer over here. Levine now lifts
GP:HIT and Erikson over on the side of the scaffolds. Erikson now getting
JT:Please don't be another damn rookie!
GP:It's Tony Davis!
GP:Tony Davis comes down and climbs the ladder. He reaches the scaffold
Shallow:HIT and G-Dogg are both pounding away on Erikson. HIT grabs
JT:Looks like they'll need another stretcher for that rookie. I knew
GP:Well Tony Davis, since he's been here, has absolutely dominated Cinder.
JT:Why is using submission moves?
GP:Just let him wrestle. He is the veteran you know. Tony Davis is leaning
JT:Well, back to the match that really matter sover here. Levine and
Shallow:Well now G-Dogg and HIT have eliminated Erikison and they stare
GP:And Tony Davis still has the texas cloverleaf still locked onto Cinder
GP:And the next man is gonna be.....Fenix! Here comes Fenix to the ring!
JT:I'm sorry to say, but that's the easiest way to get thrown out in
Shallow:Now Fenix goes over and kicks Flyer in the midsection and powerbombs
GP:Now everybody on the scaffold is up and hunting down Levine. Davis,
Shallow:Now Davis picks up Fenix and take him over to the side of the
JT:Evan takes High Flyer and hooks him arms.He lifts him and he gets
Shallow:Now G-Dogg and HIT are trading punches. G-Dogg gets the advantage
GP:Well Fenix, Davis, and Cinder over here are not getting anywhere.
JT:But look over at Flyer! The cruiserweight is climbs the support cable!
GP:My God! Why would High Flyer try something like that? Wait! Here
GP:Here comes another newcomer! It's The Klassical One!
JT:Damn! Why rookies?
GP:TKO climbs the ladder and reaches the scaffolds. He goes over and
JT:Look how short he is! He has to be like 5'6"! How did that midget
GP:He's good, that's how!
Shallow:Well over here, G-Dogg is still having his way it HIT. He pulls
GP:TKO and Cinder are now locked up. Cinder gets a headlock followed
JT:Now Levine and Flyer are finally starting to move again. Levine is
GP:But Fenix and Davis over here are really getting into it. They're
Shallow:G-Dogg has gotten back on the scaffolds and he tackles HIT.
GP:Now Cinder and TKO are in fist to cuffs. Cinder gets the advantage
GP, JT, & Shallow:..............
(The crowd gets completely silent. Then one person yells out, "You blow
JT:Good god, I hope he gets eliminated right away!
GP:Well Silencer is up there and he goes after HIT and G-Dogg.
JT:What a stupid move by the stupid rookie.
GP:Silencer kicks both men in the back of the head. The just turn around
JT:I guess that'll Silence him for a while.
GP:Now we're back to our original before Silencer came in. Fenix and
Shallow:Now G-Dogg and HIT have decided to go seperate ways. HIT goes
GP:I'll take Gunnar and Cinder. Gunnar lifts Cinder up and gets a vertical
JT:Well Levine and High Flyer are playing a game of Mercy over on the
Shallow:Well HIT has TKO and gets a death valley driver on him. HIT
GP:Well Fenix is over here and he has an abdominal stretch on Davis.
GP:And it's gonna be.......Charles Christopher Carroll! It's C3!
JT:I think I'm gonna kill myself now.
GP:And C3 is bringing a chair to the ring!
Shallow:Oh, so many people up there in those scaffolds will kill to
GP:Well C3 climbs the ladder up top. He takes that chair he has in his
JT:That's a true veteran at work there! Well, I'd say the battle of
Shallow:HIT has the small one known as TKO. He lifts him above his head
Eliminated:The Klassical One
GP:Well now Fenix is pounding away on Davis. Fenix goe sover and grabs
Shallow:But now HIT, since he eliminated the newbie, goes over and takes
GP:Well, looks like we're ready to find out who our next wrestler to
GP:Here comes Draven of Hellfire and Brimstone!
JT:He'll do. He's not that bad of a rookie.
GP:Well Draven climbs the ladder and reaches the scaffolds. He goes
JT:High Flyer over here has Levine and he jumps up on his shoulders
Shallow:Now HIT is just looking down at a fallen C3. HIT has had those
JT:Ya know the wierd thing is, in these past 10, 15 minutes of wrestling,
Shallow:Will you shut the hell up! I mean, it's ok not to like a rookie
JT:So? What's wrong with it?
Shallow:You're gay by being like that! They sure as hell didn't do anything
JT:Shallow, you're starting to get on my last nerve. Why don't you go
GP:Well, while the babies over here argue about pointless stuff, Gunnar
GP:Here comes Cyanide! He runs to the ring!
JT:I'm not even gonna say it.
GP:Cyanide climbs the ladder to the scaffolds and jumps on the back
Shallow:Well HIT has C3 and the chair and he puts the two together!
JT:But look here! High Flyer is dominating Evan Levine! He's throw a
GP:Man, a lot of people are getting hurt in this match!
Shallow:That's what you get when you want to be the World Champion.
JT:Well not Levine goes over and attacks Tony Davis. The are battling
GP:But Draven and Fenix are going at it still. Fenix gets the advantage
Shallow:Now C3 is up and he lays out HIT with a huge right hand! He
Eliminated:Charles Christopher Carroll
(Shallow and JT look at each other at the announce table.)
Shallow and JT:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!! HA HA HA!!!
JT:THAT WAS HILARIOUS! WHAT A BABY! HE WAS SCARED AND ELIMINATED BY
Shallow:THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL NIGHT! HA HA HA!
GP:You two are absolutely pathetic.
Shallow:Don't tell me you didn't think that was funny!
GP:Well......yea it was! Ha Ha! Anywa, back to the match. Gunnar and
JT:But Levine and Davis are over here and they are in a test of strength
GP:Ok, so in the ring, we have G-Dogg, Cedric Cinder, Draven, Fenix,
GP: Well now we have Gunnar Smith, Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid, Cedric
JT: He grabs Fenix and throws him, but Fenix hangs on for dear life!!
Shallow: We no focus on Cedric Cinder and Draven!! We are still awaiting
GP: And it's Frankie Macenroe!!
Shallow: Told ya.
JT: HAHAHAHA! Another rookie enters the ring and he goes straight for
GP: Well that is in our past, let's talk about this match! Davis nails
Shallow: Umm..I believe 7 more and everyone has entered!! This is cool!!
GP: Yes it is!! To bad you couldn't be here for last year's as we all
Shallow: Well I bet Kell is at HOME watching this right now laughing
JT: Guarantee it.
GP: Well I wish them the best of luck in there happy-go-lucky retirement!!
JT: Yes it has. I bet you..Cedric Cinder will be thrown off.
Shallow: Nah, I bet Frankie Macenroe get's eliminated!! He's a sucky
JT: Yeah, but so is Cinder.
GP: Well Fenix is now helping out Gunnar and Davis as they are trying
JT: It's..DEZZY!! DEZZY IS HERE! He is climbing the scaffolds ever so
Eliminated: Tony Davis
GP: Draven and DeZzy are holding there hands high as DeZzy clotheslines
GP: Now Fenix, Cedric Cinder, HIT, G-Dogg, Anthony Coles, Frankie Macenroe,
Shallow: Well we won't find out for a few more seconds, but now Fenix
GP: DeZzy and Anthony Coles now fighting and we see Anthony Coles almost
JT: It's the Television Champion Scott Linx!! Scott Linx is in and is
Eliminated- Cedric Cinder
GP: Well now G-Dogg and HIT are goin at it, Coles and Fenix, and Linx,
Shallow: Fenix starts to punch at Anthony Coles, he picks up Coles and
GP: Well now we focus on Gunnar and HIT, HIT and Gunnar have been going
JT: IT's SILVERCHAIR!?!?!
GP: Silverchair is climbing the ladder..Silverchair makes it up and
Shallow: Fenix and HIT are now fighting as Gunnar is laying down, he
GP: Linx goes to throw Silverchair off but Macenroe comes over and nails
Shallow: Well on scaffold one we have Silverchair and a knocked out
JT: McGowan!! Shaun McGowan!! A damn rookie!! McGowan is goin straight
GP: Coles now is really all alone as everyone else is practically down!!
Shallow: DeZzy starts to get up but Coles knocks him down!! We are counting
GP: Well this is turning out to be such a successful match!! Coles doesn't
JT: DeZzy and McGowan starting a fight now with each other, McGowan
GP: We will now throw our attention to Gunnar Smith who has been in
Shallow: Mielo comes in and goes right for Gunnar, the rookie who tries
JT: Well, most of these guys will be gone soon, so I'm just gonna rest,
GP: Ok. Mielo goes over to DeZzy and starts to punch DeZzy, he goes
Shallow: We focus now on the next man who is comin in! It's Fugite!!
JT: WOAH!! WHAT A FALL!!
GP: DeZzy starts to pound away on a not paying attention to what is
Shallow: Gunnar getting stomped on now by Scott Linx, and Linx stops!
GP: DeZzy still climbing back in as Linx doesn't notice this! Turn around
JT: Linx grabs Fenix and Joe Mielo and smashes there heads together!!
GP: Mielo up and he gets knocked down by Fenix, Fenix on a roll takes
Eliminated: Nicholas Kain
JT: And Coles is arguing with Linx, but here comes Fenix and he drop
Eliminated: Anthony Coles
GP: Well now we are down to DeZzy, Shaun McGowan, Scott Linx, G-Dogg,
JT: Mielo with a low blow to Gunnar Smith and Gunnar falls to the mat
GP: Damn!! Linx caught on that rope and saved himself from being
Eliminated: DeZzy and Shaun McGowan.
JT:Well Fenix and Linx are still going at it over here. Fenix kicks
GP:Well Macenroe and Mielo have found eahc other and the two newbies
Shallow:How much longer will this scaffold structure stay in tact? I
GP:It will last as long as there are more than two men on those scaffolds.
Shallow:Well Silverchair is taking advantage of a good situation and
JT:That should show the rookie not to try to mess with the veterans.
GP:Now Mielo has Macenroe on his back halfway off the scaffold! Mielo
Shallow:But Gunnar and HIT have beaten Silverchair down to nothing.
JT:Now Fenix gets a figure-four on Linx while HIT pounds on the head
Shallow:What a swerve by HIT!
JT:Now HIT picks up Fenix and gets the Prove Statement on Fenix! That
GP:Well Mielo and Macenroe are both down after the beating they have
Shallow:Well come back to him. Gunnar and Silverchair have really gotten
JT:Well check out what's going on over here! HIT is nailing lefts and
JT:Now Fenix and HIT dropkick each other at the same time. Both men
GP:We're gettin down to the nitty gritty here!
GP - We are down to just six men... Anything can happen at this point.
JT - What kind of a career boost would this be?! An instant you become
Shallow - You are right JT. The biggest break in their life could be
(Camera cuts up to G-Dogg. He has passed out onto one of the scaffolds.
Shallow - See... It really doesn't look good for him.
GP - I think we need to get someone up there to help G-Dogg.
JT - Poor G-Dogg... He came out fourth and he will be going home in
Shallow - You heartless bastard.
JT - I have a damn heart! You wanna see it?
(Camera pans down to JT's pants.)
JT - THERES MY HEART DAMN IT!!! LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT...
(Camera pans out to the crowd. A girl flashes the camera. Camera pans
GP - LOL!!!
Shallow - Lets get back up to the action now... Enough recapping, those
GP - Joe Mielo, Silverchair, and Frankie Macenroe are going at it. The
Shallow - Silverchair pulls Macenroe up. He is holding him. Mielo is
JT - Silverchair and Mielo are now stomping away on Macenroe.. AND LOOK..
GP - JT!!! Get with the program man! This is a serious match. Can't
Shallow - His heart..
GP - What?
Shallow - Don't you mean his heart?
GP - What are you talking about?
Shallow - He said earlier that his heart was his...
GP - Oh shut the hell up!!! Look up there... Six men are fighting for
JT - Sure mr. unsex guy.
GP - That's really lame.
Shallow - Anyway... Silverchair and Mielo have Macenroe on verge of
GP - Over on that other scaffold, G-Dogg Gunnar Smith is still down.
JT - He is just resting. He isn't fooling me.
GP - For all we know he could be dead.
Shallow - Trapezoid and Fenix are over on yet another scaffold doing
GP - He is at the scaffold where G-Dogg has been laying. Trapezoid is
(the crowd gets up)
GP - Trapezoid has grabbed Fenix's ankle!!! He is trying to pull
JT - They can't hold on for long. Someone is going to fall. There is
Shallow - Guys look... Trapezoid is yelling for help. He is trying to
GP - I don't know.. But it looks like he has caught the eye of
Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid - Hey man.. You are new here. I can get
GP - I can't believe he is doing this!!!
JT - He is smart.
Joe Mielo - I don't know man. I want to win this thing. If you are out,
Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid - Come on man!!! You'll have it made!!!
Joe Mielo - Are you sure? I mean this is my career we are talking about.
Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid - Your career will take off man. Just get
Joe Mielo - Ok man.. But you promise me...
(Mielo reaches down to take Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid's hand. Fenix
Eliminated - Joe Mielo
JT - That's what Mielo gets for trusting Trapezoid.
Shallow - Well it wasn't Trapezoid that threw him off!!! I don't see
GP - Well look at Fenix. He is still down on the scaffold. Hardcore
JT - Trapezoid is up!!! He starts kicking Fenix. He is rolling him off!!!
GP - But look guys, a bloody Frankie Macenroe is getting up on the other
Shallow - Isn't Macenroe a tennis dude?
JT - That's Andre Agassi you idiot!!!
Shallow - No, there is a Macenroe.
GP - JOHN MACENROE.. and it isn't even spelled MACENROE!!! GAWD!!!
JT - Bite me!!!
Shallow - Macenroe sees Silverchair. He sees his chance. He slowly makes
GP - Wait a minute... Macenroe has reached his hand underneath the scaffold
JT - He can't reach his pants through that scaffold.
Shallow - LOOK UP THERE GUYS!!! The people at home can't see it, but
GP - He is going to hit one of those buttons!!! HE DOES!!! LOOK!!!
(All the scaffolds start shaking.)
JT - My god, they are right above our heads and they could be slung
Shallow - Slung isn't a word!!! but you are right!!! They are now all
GP - Macenroe has had enough of that. He is pushing another button..
(All the scaffolds are slowly tilting at angle. Meaning everything is
JT - MY GOD!!! He has made the scaffolds like slides on a playground!!!
(Macenroe starts sliding down the scaffold. He can't reach anymore buttons.
GP - They are just getting higher and higher!!! Macenroe is almost off!!!
(Macenroe slides.. he grabs the chain holding up the scaffold. He is
JT - What are they going to do??? The person that wins this thing..
(All of a sudden from the back appears Bob Saget. Former host of the
Bob Saget - Hey guys, looks like your all just hanging around... HAHAHAHHA!!!
(no one laughs with him as usual.)
Bob Saget - Well, they sent me out here to tell you that tonight is
(yet no laughs even more.)
Bob Saget - Well, anyway, here in my hand I hold a remote control!!!
(Saget hits a button. The scaffolds are starting to go back to normal.)
GP - Thank god Bob Saget came out here just in time!!! This thing was
JT - Thank you Mr. Saget!!!
Shallow - All the guys are back on level ground now. Macenroe is trying
GP - Silverchair sees him coming. He sees the 2x4... SILVERCHAIR IS
JT - So much for that 2x4.
GP - He starts the chainsaw and is chasing Macenroe around the network
JT - Some of them are metal.. Some of them are wood... Go figure...
(Silverchair begins sawing into one of the scaffolds.)
Shallow - Doesn't he realize that if he cuts that he will fall through too?
GP - I really hope so...
(He cuts it half way through... He stops. He looks around. He sees Macenroe
JT - There goes my appetite.
GP - That is horrible!!! Silverchair needs some help right now!!!
(Silverchair falls to the scaffold. Macenroe is getting up. He still
Shallow - Fenix tackles Macenroe from behind. Macenroe goes falling
(screams are heard.)
JT - I think someone in the crowd has been stabbed by that flying fork!!!
(camera pans over to the crowd. A fan is down on the floor. Blood is
GP - Get some help out here damn it!!!
Shallow - I think we should have had a protective net or something up.
(Paramedics and IWO officials rush out to help the fan.)
JT - We are sorry for this.
GP - Yes we are...
Shallow - Anyway, BACK TO THE MATCH!!
JT - YEP!!!
GP - Fenix is on top of Macenroe throwing punches right at his face.
JT - BUT LOOK OUT!!! Here comes G-Dogg!!! He is somehow up!!! He has
Shallow - Silverchair has blood now coming from his eye socket. That
Eliminated - Frankie Macenroe
GP - My god!!! What a way to go out!!! Now one of our scaffolds
JT - Silverchair doesn't look too good guys.
Shallow - Yeah, he could have permanent eye damage if this isn't taken
JT - It's like an Open Fire!!! I hope he gets it fixed before Tomorrow.
GP - STOP IT!!!
Shallow - You realize that no one got what you were just saying JT.
JT - I'm a freak!!! Come on Abuse Me more I like it!!! Can anybody here
GP - STOP!!! NOW!!!
(Silverchair has fallen to the scaffold. He is holding his eye screaming
Shallow - Ok... Someone get out here right now.
(Some MORE paramedics are starting to climb up the scaffolding ladder.
Bob Saget - We can't have that!!! No help for anyone!!! You paramedic
(They don't stop.)
Bob Saget - You asked for it!!! Don't say ol Danny Boy didn't warn you.
(Bob Saget hits a button on his handy dandy remote control. The ladder
GP - FOR GOD'S SAKE HOW DID HE DO THAT!!!
JT - He is one of the magic men like David Copperfield!!
Shallow - There are damn snakes everywhere!!!
(G-Dogg sees that Silverchair is hurting. He makes his way over to
Eliminated - Silverchair
GP - What a cheating son of a bitch!!! Silverchair was really hurt!!!
JT - G-Dogg did what he had to do. No bones about it.
Shallow - But now only three guys remain. This is it guys. One of these
GP - Any bets on who it will be?
JT - I like Trapezoid.
Shallow - I think Fenix should win it.
GP - I like G-Dogg.
Shallow - Well, I guess we are split down the middle.
JT - Well, they all three can't win this thing!!!
GP - NOPE!!!
Shallow - YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!!
(G-Dogg goes back over to Fenix. Here comes Trapezoid.)
GP - All three men are now up!!! They are brawling with each other.
Bob Saget - Do you know how long I've put up with this shit?
JT - What is he talking about?
Shallow - I dunno...
Bob Saget - THEY CALLED ME DANNY TANNER... They called me THE GUY FROM
(He hits a button on the remote control. The scaffolds go up in flames!!!
GP - What the hell?!?!
JT - NO ONE WINS?!?!
Shallow - What is this!!!
(All of a sudden security rushes out to take away Bob Saget, who now
GP - Who Wins?!?!
JT - I guess Psycho Jay will have another night off at Beach Party!!!
(President Jamie and CoVP John make their way out.)
GP - I guess we are about to find out what's going to happen with this.
Jamie - Don't worry fans. We are going to have an emergency board meeting
(Jamie and John head to the back. There they meet up with Co-VP Shaun.)
Jamie - Ok... I clearly saw that Comrade Fenix should be the winner.
John - Man, you just don't want HIT to get another title shot... If
Shaun - No... you guys are both wrong. Gunnar won the match. Give him
Jamie - Damn it, we can't argue about this for too long and keep the
(The cameras cut off in the back. They cut back on in the arena where
GP - These damn snakes have taken over the ring. I really hope that
("The Theme From Indiana Jones" plays all throughout the arena. Out
JT - Ok... I've seen just about enough of this...
(JT pulls out a remote control. The camera cuts to the vault where all
Shallow - Thank you!!!
GP - Lets show you fans what just went down here in the Mayhem Match.
Bob Saget - Do you know how long I've put up with this shit?
JT - What is he talking about?
Shallow - I dunno...
Bob Saget - THEY CALLED ME DANNY TANNER... They called me THE GUY FROM
(He hits a button on the remote control. The scaffolds go up in flames!!!
GP - Again... The rules were if someone FELL OFF they were eliminated.
JT - This is going to be interesting.. The decision that is.
(Jamie and John come back out.)
John - The winner of this match... The one that will go on to face Psycho
Jamie - ALL THREE OF THEM!!! Fourway dance at Beach Party for the world title!!!
(The crowd cheers!!!)
Winners - Comrade Fenix, Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid, and G-Dogg
(All of a sudden from the back rushes Vincent and Psycho Jay with cattle
GP - This isn't right!!! He is taking advantage of the situation!!!
(They continue to shock the hell out of all three guys. BUT LOOK!!!
JT - Draven wants at Vincent!!!
(They hit the ring and go after Jay and Vincent!!! The crowd erupts!!!)
GP - Hellfire and Brimstone save the day!!!
(All of a sudden a time machine appears in the ring. High Flyer gets
Shallow - Where the hell did he get those?!?!
(He laughs, gets back in his time machine, and leaves.)
GP - Well fans!!! What a night this has been!!! Comrade Fenix, Trappy,
THREE GREAT E-FEDS HAVE SHARED THIS EVENT...
NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME,
THIS FOURTH EVENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE SAME FED TWICE.
LET THE PARTY BEGIN.
SUNDAY, JUNE 25TH, 2000
4 YEARS...4 MEN