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Broken Hearts Broken Bones


Congratulate the writing staff...despite the fact that I'm tired and angry, I
will not yell at them because most did a good job. HOWEVER.....we had to fire
one guy tonight from the staff because of his inability to do matches. This is
not the first time he hasn't done his match, but it is the last.

The card will be out by 12:00 midnight EST.
("Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen plays........)

'Big' Scott Weber- One week ago it was Valentine's Day. People were enjoying
spending time with the ones they love.

(clip shown of the Vietnam Veteran and Katie)

'Beautiful' Nikki- Some of us couldn't.....their loved ones were taken
hostage. Tonight, it's payback time.

(clip of ?¿? executing the Mystery Death Driver)

JT- One month ago a man earned the shot of a lifetime.

(clip of Inferno executing the Backdraft)

BSW- Tonight, he finally gets that shot....but will have to overcome a monster
of a problem before he can realize his dream.

(clip of Titan executing the Titan X-Press)

Nikki- A few months ago, a new tag team made a name for themselves by
defeating two men that everybody said they couldn't beat.

(clip of Hostile Youth executing the Circle of Destruction)

JT- Tonight, it's the rematch...a chance for redemption for those two who were
beaten so long ago.

(clip of Era of Our Kind executing the Time Warp)

BSW- All that and more. Last week, people's hearts were warmed. Tonight, their
Hearts will be broken.....along with their bones.

(the screen goes black. The IWO blue flame logo appears on the screen, then
shrinks down to the top of the screen. A bone and a heart are shown on screen,
and they both snap in half simultaneously. The Broken Hearts, Broken Bones
logo forms from that. The scene then opens to the MGM Grand in Las Vegas,
Nevada, where the arena is jam packed with screaming fans. The camera pans
straight into the announce booth, where Nikki, BSW, and JT are sitting dressed
up for the occassion.)

JT- JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, IT'S LOUD IN HERE!!!

BSW- WELCOME TO BHBB FOLKS!! IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD LEADING UP TO THIS DAY, BUT
WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO GET SOME THINGS SETTLED AROUND HERE!!

Nikki- WHAT A LINEUP WE HAVE TONIGHT!! WE'VE GOT EVERY TITLE ON THE LINE!

BSW- WE'VE GOT A LADDER ROYAL FOR #1 CONTENDERSHIP!

JT- WE'VE GOT A WHOLE SLEW OF #1 CONTENDER MATCHES AND MORE!! WELCOME TO THE
IWO, FOLKS...WELCOME TO THE BEST!!

BSW- Whew....these pay per views really kill my voice. My ears are still
ringing from that crowd reaction, and we haven't even gotten to the first
match!

JT- Well, we're about to!! Here we go!!

Hell in a Cell Match
Inferno & Ken War v. Dark Wolf & Scott Morris

BSW- This is going to be one the greatest nights in IWO History. That's all I
can say. Inferno is getting his shot for the world title, he's been working
his whole career to get this far and he is here now.

JT- Inferno is my best buddy dude! He's already invited me to his victory
party.

Nikki- Titan, is an FWL Legend, Inferno is an IWO great, it will be a battle.
But..

("Cowboys from Hell" by PanterA plays and the crowd starts to boo like Hell.
Inferno, Ken War, Jason Nash, and Hostile Youth all come out wearing NWF t-
shirts. They all get in the ring and start to yell at the crowd and use
obscene hand gestures)

BSW- The NWF is in the house tonight here at Broken Hearts, Broken Bones.

JT- Inferno is God!

Nikki- Ha ha! Oh boy, it appears that Inferno has a mic. Won't this be great.

Inferno- Before we start this out I just want to say something to all the fans
out there. All of my fans, all of Titan's fans, all of NWF's fans, and all of
IWO's fans, see we don't give a shit about fans, and I have a few words to say
to you, F*CK ALL OF YOU B*TCHES!

BSW- Can he say that?

JT- Hey this is pay-per-view they can say whatever they want. Ha ha, that's
right, Inferno tells it straight.

Nikki- Do you wipe his ass too JT?

Inferno- Were not out here to talk to Mass Destruction, were not out here to
talk to Titan, we want to bring out a good friend, fellow NWF member, he has
been missing the past few weeks from the NWF, I'd like to bring him out.
Zombie, come on out Zomboni!

("I'm your Boogey Man" by White Zombie plays and Zombie comes out wearing an
NWF shirt, he gets in the ring, Inferno and him are staring face to face)

Inferno- Zombie, I come before you today with a heavy heart. Today I am going
to have to terminate your NWF contract. You are fired from the NWF. But wait,
wait, wait, before you get off your horse I'm going to send you away in a
respectful manner. Come on out here my little gift to Zombie.

(A hotass model walks out with a black robe over her shoulder and a bouqet of
flowers and a crown in her hand walks out, she gets in the ring and puts the
robe on Zombie. On the back it says "Former NWF Great" she hands him the
bouqet of flowers. He puts on the crown, it has an NWF logo on it)

Inferno- Let's bring out your other gift.

(A jaguar pulls down the ramp, a beautiful model is driving it. She stops it
on the ramp, Zombie is in disbelief)

Inferno- Now Zombie. That car is yours, but your first stop in that car is
going to be the airport. Because I hold here in my hand, a first class
roundtrip to Hawaii!

(Inferno pulls out a plane ticket and hands it to Zombie)

Inferno- You will be staying at the best hotel we could find there, all
expenses paid!

(Zombie has a big smile on his face, the rest of the NWF is applauding him)

BSW- Inferno has fired Zombie from the NWF. I guess that means he is in charge
now!

JT- But boy is Zombie going in class.

(Zombie starts to walk to his car, he gets in the hotass models are sitting in
the car with him. He starts the car, but the engine seems to be stalling. A
loud boom! is heard and smoke pours out of the hood. Zombie is confused. The
NWF runs down to the car and starts to pound on Zombie. Inferno grabs Zombie
and gives him a backdraft into the car)

BSW- Oh my! It's a sham! Inferno, Ken War, Hostile Youth, and Jason Nash are
pounding on Zombie! Hostile Youth has Zombie up Phelan and Ashton deliver the
double powerbomb! Right into the car! Ken War has Zombie up on the car! DROP
FROM THE CAR ONTO THE STEEL RAMP! What a move by Ken War! Zombie is broken!
Unbelievable! Ken War is now smashing Zombie with steel chair shot after steel
chair shot! Inferno drives an elbow right into Zombie! They are smashing him!
They have the trunk of the car open! Inferno rips off Zombie's NWF shirt. They
pull him towards the trunk. They have thrown Zombie inside the trunk! Oh no!
That has to be the biggest doublecross in IWO history. Inferno has royally
screwed his good friend Zombie.

JT- That's what the little bastard Zombie gets. Ken War and Inferno really
layed it down. Hostile Youth did too. Jason Nash didn't do too much though.
That's a little strange..

Nikki- Oh no!

BSW- Ken War nailed Jason Nash in the back of the head with a chair. Inferno
kicks Jason Nash in the stomach and BACKDRAFT INTO THE STEEL RAMP! Hostile
Youth, Inferno, and Ken War are pounding Jason Nash! Inferno rips off Jason
Nash's NWF shirt as well. Hostile Youth throws Jason Nash into the trunk with
Zombie and they close it. Hostile Youth both take a seat. A beautiful model
sits in each one of their laps and they drive back up the ramp to take them
away.

Inferno- If you bitches haven't figured it out yet, Jason Nash is fired too.
Zombie ain't goin to Hawaii and he ain't taking that car!

(Inferno holds up Jason Nash and Zombie's NWF shirts in the air and the crowd
boos like Hell. Inferno and Ken War get in the ring. They have thrown in a few
chair and a ladder into the ring. "Cowboys from Hell" by PanterA is playing
loud.)

Nikki- Jason Nash and Zombie have both been screwed by their friend Inferno.
How can he do that to his friends?

JT- Because they suck. Inferno rules!

(Inferno is wearing his NWF shirt and black wrestling tights with blue flames
on each side. Ken War is wearing an NWF shirt and his regular ring attire.
They are talking)

BSW- Well I guess this will lead up to our next match. It's a 2 on 2 match,
Hell in a Cell no DQ. Inferno and Ken War will take on Mass Destruction's
Scott Morris and Dark Wolf. Let's get this straight for you people at home,
all 4 men will be fighting at the same time.

(The cage lowers down all the way)

("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses plays and Dark Wolf walks out, he
gets in the cage and Inferno and Ken War start pounding on him already. He is
getting destroyed. "Father of Mine" by Everclear plays and Scott Morris walks
out dancing and singing, he sees Dark Wolf and runs in the cage to help his
buddy. The bell rings)

BSW- This match is underway. Of course Scott Morris and Dark Wolf are the
underdogs in this match, Inferno and War are dominant in the IWO and Wolf and
Morris are not. They are really going to have to give this one their all. Plus
Ken War and Inferno are best friends, they have the teamwork needed. Morris
and War are going at it in a blaze of punches and Inferno has Dark Wolf
pressed against the cage, he keeps ramming Dark Wolf's back into the cage.
Inferno rolls Dark Wolf down and DDT's him. Scott Morris gives a facesmasher
to Ken War. Inferno walks over to Morris and gives him a scorpion deathdrop.
Inferno and War start to pound on Morris. Dark Wolf gets up and he grabs
Inferno and slams him into the mat with a Sidewalk Slam. Dark Wolf is now
driving elbows into Inferno's chest. Morris is now up and he grabs Ken War and
delivers a piledriver. A good one too! Ken War is getting smashed upon by
Scott Morris. Dark Wolf picks up Inferno and slams him to the ground hard with
a big running bodyslam! What a move by Dark Wolf! Scott Morris has Ken War up
now and he delivers a massive powerbomb! Ken War has been broken! Dark Wolf
and Morris are both now pounding on Ken War! Oh no! Dark Wolf is elbowing Ken
War while Morris has him in a leg lock! This has to be very painful for Ken
War! Wait Inferno is up and he has one of the many steel chairs that are
lieing around in the cage. Inferno nails Scott Morris with a chair then he
nails Dark Wolf!

JT- Hell yeah Inferno! Show the MD what the NWF is about...hardcore!

Nikki- Inferno has taken control of this match.

BSW- Dark Wolf is up but Inferno nails him with a clothesline! Oh wow! Dark
Wolf flips over and lands on his stomach! What a powerful clothesline! Scott
Morris is up now, he runs at Inferno and tries a clothesline himself but
Inferno ducks and he kicks Morris in the stomach and POWERBOMB BY INFERNO!
What a powerful powerbomb! Dark Wolf is standing and Inferno has the big
ladder he put in the cage and he smashes Dark Wolf with it! He now turns to
the downed Morris and starts to pound him with the ladder. Dark Wolf is up and
Ken War is punching him. Inferno comes from behind and clubs Dark Wolf with
the ladder! Oh my! Inferno has the ladder on the ground and open, he puts Dark
Wolf inside of it oh no! He has Scott Morris now! POWERBOMB BY INFERNO ONTO
THE LADDER WITH DARK WOLF BETWEEN THE LEG THINGS OH GOD! Both men have to be
destroyed by that! Ken War has a steel chair and he nails Scott Morris with
it! Inferno is stomping on the ladder and the ladder is smashing Dark Wolf!
Wow! Inferno takes a steel chair and starts to pound on the ladder with it.
Ken War sets up the steel chair in the middle of the ring and DDT's Scott
Morris right through the steel chair! Oh man! What a DDT by Ken War! He just
got destroyed!

JT- Inferno and Ken War are dominating now!

Nikki- This is pretty extreme.

BSW- Ken War now has Scott Morris in a leg lock, and Inferno has Dark Wolf set
up for a tombstone piledriver! TOMBSTONE INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Dark Wolf is
cracked open. Inferno is now over at Scott Morris and he has his legs wrapped
around Morris's throat. They are choking the life out of him! Inferno gets off
of Morris and returns to Dark Wolf. But Dark Wolf is waiting for Inferno and
he nails him with a chair oh man! What a swing, Mark McGwire eat your heart
out. Inferno is laying out cold. Dark Wolf walks over to hit Ken War and he
nails him hard! Oh wow! Ken War and Inferno are both out cold! Dark Wolf has
Ken War up on the top and Wolf's Bite! (Stunner from the top) Dark Wolf covers
1..2..no! Inferno saves the day, he pulls Dark Wolf off and gives him a
deathdrop! Inferno is in a rage, he is cracked open already and he has a world
title match tonight! He starts to pound Dark Wolf. Ken War and Morris are
going at it. Punches are flieing! Inferno throws Dark Wolf towards the cage
and Dark Wolf's back hits it hard! Ken War and Morris are both throwing punch
after punch at eachother, it's a great one going between them. Inferno pulls
down Dark Wolf and gives him a piledriver. Dark Wolf's head slams right into
the mat hard!

JT- Come on Inferno, you can do this man!

Nikki- This match has gone from a Mass Destruction massacre to a pretty steady
match.

BSW- Inferno is now holding Morris for War. Ken War has a steel chair he
swings but no! Morris ducks and Inferno gets hit hard by War! Oh no! Ken War
accidentally just nailed Inferno! Inferno is up though, he is cracked open
pretty bad! Morris is laughing hysterically at Inferno. Ken War comes from
behind and puts him on the toprope, the DROP FROM THE TOP! OH WOW! Morris is
out and Ken War covers for the pin 1..2..no! Dark Wolf pulls Ken War off.
Inferno runs up and charges at Dark Wolf, he tackles him to the ground and
starts throwing fists of fury into Dark Wolf's face. He pulls up Dark Wolf'
and throws him into the cage again. Inferno is really utilizing that steel
cage they are surrounded by. Inferno slams Dark Wolf's face right into the
cage. Dark Wolf flies back a couple feet and collapses. Ken War is taking
advantage of Dark Wolf's absence from that area and he is pounding on Scott
Morris. Ken War climbs to the top and delivers a frogsplash to Scott Morris.
This is a great match up! Dark Wolf is back in this thing. Inferno and Dark
Wolf are throwing punches back and forth, Morris kicks Ken War in the face and
is standing, they are all punching eachother! We have an all out brawl here!
Wait, what's going on?

(The lights go out. "I'm Your Boogey Man" by White Zombie plays and 2
headlights are traveling down the ramp. The lights go back on and the Jaguar
is parked outside of the cage. The trunk is open and no one is inside)

BSW- I guess Jason Nash and Zombie got out.

Nikki- But what's it doing down here, and who was driving it?

JT- Inferno, get the (bleep) out of here!

(Inferno and Ken War are standing next to eachother at the side of the cage
nearest the car. They are staring at it. All of a sudden the roof splits open
and the sides of the roof swing down. Inferno and War jump out of the way from
the sides swinging down and smashing them. Zombie jumps down on a cord thing.
He lands in the center of the ring and unhooks the cord. He gives Inferno a
Zombieplex and he grabs Morris and delivers another Zombieplex on him. Ken War
confronts Zombie and he gets Zombieplexed. Dark Wolf runs over to Zombie and
yet another Zombieplex! Zombie throws the koed Scott Morris on the koed
Inferno and does the count 1..2..3! The bell rings and the lights go out, they
go back on and the jaguar and Zombie are gone)

BSW- Scott Morris and Dark Wolf have won! Zombie has given these guys the win!

JT- NO NO NO! Inferno got ripped off! No fair!

Nikki- Alright!

BSW- Dark Wolf and Scott Morris are going at it! Dark Wolf had clubbed Scott
Morris just a second ago now they are brawling! Dark Wolf and Morris are both
on the top turnbuckle! Wolf's Bite by Dark Wolf! Dark Wolf has turned on Scott
Morris! Inferno is laughing at these guys! Ken War has a steel chair now and
oh my f*ckin God! Ken War just nailed Inferno! Oh God! No! No! No! No! What
the Hell?! Ken War has doublecrossed Inferno! No! No! The cage is getting
brought up again! Ken War is smashing Inferno with chair shot! Oh no! Ken War
has Inferno up top, the steel cage is once again at the ceiling. Ken War with
the DROP FROM THE TOP ONTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! OH NO! OH SHIT! INFERNO IS
TOTALLY BUSTED OPEN!

Nikki- Inferno turning on Zombie was nothing compared to this. This has got to
be the biggest doublecross in IWO history!

JT- NO! KEN WAR F*CK YOU MAN! F*CK YOU! THATS MY BUDDY INFERNO!

BSW- Ken War is walking away. Dark Wolf is also leaving! We've just seen 4
double crosses so far! 1. Inferno turns on Zombie. 2. Inferno turns on Nash.
3. Dark Wolf turns on Scott Morris. and now 4. the biggest and most
disgraceful thing I've ever seen, Ken War turns on Inferno. I mean these guys
were best friends! Wait Inferno is moving! Scott Morris is up and he is
charging into the back after Dark Wolf. Inferno is barely moving. He has
gotten himself to his feet. Oh God, Inferno is soaked in his own blood, his
face is almost totally covered. And that man has a world title shot tonight!
He is already destroyed. But I think the emotional beating he has taken is
even worse. His best friend just turned on him. He is back in the ring and he
has a mic. His NWF shirt is soaked in his own blood.

Inferno- Well, I honestly don't know what to say. Ken War, you've turned on
me, I mean you've f*cked up big time. Well I only have one thing to say to
you. Desperate Measures, me and you, we'll talk about the stips, I'll have my
people call your people. This is gonna be big dude. Your final TOTAL
DESTRUCTION! Here's how I'm thinking stuff goes, I'll start out with this
stip, best 2 out of 3. We'll talk later about the other stips, until then just
go F*CK YOURSELF! Hostile Youth, I'm sorry guys, it's been great working with
you, but NWF is dead.

(Inferno rips off his bloody NWF shirt. He throws it down on the ring floor.
He then throws his mic into the crowd and heads to the back)

BSW- Oh wow. Ken War and Inferno in best 2 out of 3 at Desperate Measures? No
way! And more stips to be added, it'll be great. But NWF has just been
disbanded?! I can't believe this!

JT- NWF or no NWF, I am with Inferno all the way.

Nikki- This is the first time I've said this, but I'm with Inferno on this
one.

Jax Stone vs High Flyer

BSW- This match is one of revenge for Jax Stone. He lost before to High Flyer when Flyer was injured. This one doesn't look good for Jax Stone.

JT- I hope Jax Stone beats the living **** out of this High Flyer punk. I hate people who jump around all the time and don't wrestle. That the way punks like Flyer fight I can't wait for Jax to kick this punks ***

Nikki- If you ask me I have my money on High Flyer. If he beat him while he was injured now that he is all healed a victory is his for sure.

JT- You have no clue what your talking about. Why don't you back to the locker rooms and stuff your bra some more.

BSW- JT!

Nikki-Prick!

BSW- Hey now guys calm down. The match is about to be underway so stay off of
each others throats.

Americana by The Offspring plays and High Flyer walks out to a medium pop. He
has tape over his ribs and has a slight limp.High Flyer hops over the top rope
and into the ring.

Dragual by Rob Zombie begins to play and Jax Stone walks out with John Smythe.
The receive a good pop from the crowd.

BSW- They lock up in the center of the ring. Jax Stone overpowers Flyers and
throws him to the mat. Flyer jumps back up and is leveled by a right hook from
Stone. Flyer hops back up and Stone kicks him the gut and delivers a double
underhook DDT. Stone stand up and picks up Flyer and sends him bouncing off
the ropes. Jax Stone with a mighty clothesline on Flyer. He almost took his
head off! Flyer rolls out of the ring to get a break. John Smythe is coming up
behind Flyer but Flyer turns around and Smythe backs off. The ref is now at
five as High Flyer climbs the apron. Jax reaches to grab Flyer. But Flyer
grabs his arm and jumps off the apron. Jax's arm is almost broken in two.

JT-Boo! You suck Flyer! Get a job loser! My mom could do more moves then you!
Booooooo!

Nikki: Why don't you shut up.

JT- Why is your chest square? Forget to take those tissues out of the box?

BSW- We do have a match going on here. High Flyer is climbing the top rope
watching Jax as He gets up slowly. And he drops Stone with a missile drop kick
from the top rope.Stone goes down and Flyer picks him back up. Flyer bounces
Stone of the ropes a slams his back on his knee with a tilt-a-whirl back
breaker. John Smythe looks concerned on the outside of the ring. Flyer picks
up Stone and body slams him to the mat. Flyer climbs the top and looks to be
going for a shooting star press. He is up and misses Stone. Flyer slams into
the ring a Stone rolled out of the way. The ref begins a ten count.
1.....2.....3.....4....5.... Jax Stone is up slowly he pulls High Flyer up.
And slams him back into the mat with a belly to back suplex. Jax is climbing
the ropes now and lays a massive legdrop across the throat of Flyer. Stone is
now stomping away at Flyer.

Nikki- Don't hit is face. Flyer protect your face!

JT-Stomp a hole in him Stone. Make the little punk bleed. What does everybody
want? Blood!

BSW-Okay Dracula calm your self down. Stone has Flyer on the top rope and is
setting him up for a powerbomb. But Flyer reverses it and Hurincanrana's Stone
from the top rope Flyer on the top again and a 450 splash on Stone. 1....2...
Stone throws Flyer off of him. Stone stands and picks up Flyer. He is holding
Flyer up in a suplex making all of his blood rush to his head. But Flyers
flips out of the hold and bull dogs Stone on to the mat. Flyer locks a Boston
crab on Stone. Stone is screaming in pain as he tries to get enough leverage
to flip Flyer. John Smythe pushes the bottom rope closer to Stone. Stone grabs
the rope and the ref is making Flyer break the hold. Flyer grabs Stone's left
leg and kicks him on the side of his knee. Flyer drops the leg and bounces off
the ropes. And an elbow drop on the knee of Stone. Flyer bounces off the ropes
again and Smythe trips him up.Flyer falls flat on his face. Stone stands up
favoring his left knee and hobbles over to Flyer. Stone picks up Flyer and
barely suplexes him onto the top rope. Flyer bounces off of it and onto the
concrete outside the ring. Smythe goes out of the ring after him and picks him
up and throws him into the steel steps.

Nikki: Flyer get up you can do it. Protect your face and kick his butt. Go for
the knee! Go for the knee!

JT- Bash his head in Jax! Bash his head in!

BSW- Stone is doing just the bashing Flyers head over the guardrail. But the
ref is
counting so Jax rolls flyer into the ring. Jax climbs up the steps and is on
the outside of the ropes. Flyer kicks him in the knee and he falls to the
concrete. Flyer leaps over the top rope with a flying body press onto Stone.
Flyer is slow to get up and the ref is counting. John Smythe is on the apron
distracting the ref stopping the clock. Stone hits Flyer with a low blow and
grabs a chair. Jax Stone rolls Flyer into the ring and then hops in. He picks
up the chair and waits for Flyer to get up. Smythe still has the ref
distracted as Stone swings and MISSES! Flyer kicks Stone in the gut and grabs
the chair. He smacks the chair into Stone's head. Stone goes down and Flyer
climbs the turnbuckles. Smythe can't see what going on. Arabian facebuster on
Stone!! Flyer throws the chair out of the ring. Flyer pushes Smythe off of the
apron freeing up the ref. Flyer goes for the pin but Stone rolls him up.
1.....2...No Flyer kicks out

JT- Come on Stone finish this punk off! We have better things to do and the
ladder royal match to get to. So hurry up and put him out of his misery.

BSW- Stone is up and so is Flyer. They are exchanging blows back and forth
lefts and rights flying back and forth. Flyer is starting to waver as Stone
lays on the hard blows. Flyer goes down to the mat and Stone locks on a figure
four leg lock. Flyer is in pain screaming and wiggling about in the center of
the ring. Flyer is slowly crawling his way to the ropes but he looks close to
giving out. Flyer crawls slowly to the ropes and is straining to reach them.
And he grabs one Stone is forced to release the leg lock. Stone kicks Flyer in
his taped up ribs. Stone picks up Flyer and does a version of a back breaker
but instead of slamming his back. He slams his knee into his rib cage. Flyer
is crying out in pain. Stone with a pump handle slam on Flyer. Stone takes
Flyer to the top rope and powerbombs him onto the mat. Stone with a jumping
knee to the chest of Flyer.

JT- That's it Stone cripple his punk ***. Send him home to mommy in a bunch of
little
pieces!

Nikki-Why don't you say something nice for a change?

JT-Something nice you want me to say? Its nice I don't have to see you every
damn day! If I did I would have a gun to my damn head right now.

Nikki: What is up your ***!

JT-Not the same thing people put up yours!

BSW- Okay guys no Calm down. We do have a match going on here. Flyer is now
clutching his ribs and grimacing in pain. Stone picks up Flyer and tombstones
him to the mat. He kicks Flyer in the ribs two more times and then goes for
the pin. One.....two....th no Flyer got a shoulder up. Stone stand up and
pulls up Flyer by the hair. Somoan drop by Stone. Stone with a swinging
neckbreaker on Flyer. Stone climbs the turnbuckles and FROG Splash on the
prone Flyer. One.... and Flyer throws his shoulder up. Stone with another
might kick into Flyers ribs. Flyer is done for Jax is just toying with him
now. Stone picks up Flyer and sends him bouncing off the ropes. Stone tries
for a drop kick but Flyer grabbed the ropes. Flyer slowly makes his way up the
turnbuckle. Stone is walking over to the ropes to stop Flyer. Flyer with
cross body block. Jax catches him and flings him over his head.

JT- That's it send him flying. Play with him like a piece of yarn! Snap his
back! Break him in two! Show him what it means to be wrestler and a *******
jumping bean. All of his moves ain't **** compared to Stone. Your the man
Stone!

BSW- I didn't know wrestling had cheerleaders.

JT- Shut up before I get my boy Jax to kick your *** next.

Nikki- He's your boy now?

JT-Yeah We are boys.

BSW-Whatever. Jax Stone is wrapping this up now as he clothesline Flyer. He
picks Flyer up and kicks him in the gut and Whipper Snapper (Stunner). Flyer
is done for but Jax is still handing him some more punishment. Jax is setting
him up and ELIMINATION! Jax doesn't go for the pin yet he picks Flyer up
another Elimination! Jax picks him up and another Elimination on Flyer. Now
Jax goes for the pin 1.....2.....3.

JT- Yeah!

Winner- Jax Stone.

BSW-Wait second here comes Vice president Shaun. What is he doing out here?

VP Shaun- Good job Jax Stone but seeing that you are already in the ladder
royal match it is High Flyers lucky day. High Flyer you better put some ice on
quick and get ready because later on today your coming back for the Ladder
Royal Match.

JT- Oh yeah I get to see him get beat some more.

"Big" Scott Weber: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to IWO Broken Hearts,
Broken Bones '99!! And what a match we have in store for you now!

"Beautiful" Nikki: Yes indeed Scott. We are going to watch as Dark Wolf, whose
looks resemble a wolf, I might add, face my pick to win, CyberCyclone.

JT: Ah, shut your traps. Dark Wolf is going to pull it out. Just watch.

*ding ding*

RING ANNOUNCER: LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, IS
FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDORSHIP FOR THE IWO TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses starts playing and the crowd starts
booing.)

RING ANNOUNCER: INTRODUCING FIRST, WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 260 POUNDS, AND
STANDING AT 6'6, HE IS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE NWF 2000 AND IS NOW IN MASS
DESTRUCTION. A FORMER IWO LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND THE MASTER OF THE WOLF
BITE, HERE IS DARK WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dark Wolf steps onto the ramp and the crowd begins to boo. He runs into the
ring and poses, getting some jeers)

BSW: This should be interesting, two men in the same stable going at it for a
shot at the TV Championship, held by the winner of Nash/Shadow tonight.

RING ANNOUNCER: INTRODUCING NEXT..

("Walla Walla" by The Offspring begins to play as the crowd starts booing)

RING ANNOUNCER: WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 267 POUNDS, AND STANDING AT 6'7, HE IS
A MEMBER OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND A FORMER MEMBER OF THE NWF 2000. A FORMER IWO
EXTREME CHAMPION, AND THE MASTER OF THE CYBERCITY DDT, HERE IS
CYBERCYCLONE!!!!!

(CyberCyclone wastes no time, hustling to the ring)

-Bell Rings-

TV Title #1 Contender Match
Dark Wolf vs. CyberCyclone

BSW: These two men circling each other...and there is Dark Wolf with an
armdrag takedown! Dark Wolf immeadiatley gets Cyber in a waistlock! Reverse by
Cyber! Cyber is holding on now. Dark Wolf flips backwards, lands on his feet
and throws Cyber off! What a move! Dark Wolf runs over and applies an armbar
on Cyber! Dark Wolf really wrenching away! He goes for a Rocker Dropper? No!
He flips over, and Cyber with a single leg takedown! Cyber with a side
headlock!

Nikki: Wow. The fans are on their feet clapping for that great sequence of
action!

JT: I'm really surprised. I expected these two nitwits to come out and beat
the snot out of each other.

BSW: We all did JT.

Nikki: And Dark Wolf is standing up, and elbows Cyber in the chest! Dark Wolf
hits the ropes, and ducks a Cyber clothesline! DW off the ropes, and a
dropkick! Cyber to his feet, hurricanrana! Cyber stumbling towards Dark Wolf!
Arm-Whip! Dark Wolf holds on for a Fujiwara Armbar! Cyber is screaming in
pain!

JT: I'm surprised you knew that move Nikki. Dumb b*tch..

BSW: Cyber reaches forth and grabs Dark Wolf's ankle and pulls it forcing a
release of the armbar! Cyber up, holding his arm! Cyber slaps on a side
headlock! Dark Wolf tries whipping Cyber into the ropes, but Cyber holds on!
Dark Wolf picks Cyber up! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Dark Wolf flips over to a
vertical position and applies a wrist lock! This has proven to be a mighty
entertaining technichal match!

JT: Cyber rolls to the side and flips Dark Wolf over! What power by Cyber!
Dark Wolf runs at Cyber! BIG BOOT! I think Dark Wolf's head is in the fifth
row! This doesn't look good for DW!

Nikki: Stop your whinin' JT.

BSW: Cyber picks Dark Wolf up, and whips him into the ropes! DARK WOLF WITH A
DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! Cyber is holding his knee! DRAGON SCREW LEGWHIP! Dark
Wolf sits down on Cyber's back and applies a single leg Boston Crab! Dark Wolf
is pulling back! DW lets go? Dark Wolf hooks his ankles around Cyber's! He
slaps Cyber in the sides!!!!

Nikki: Dark Wolf grabs Cyber's arms!! He falls backward! SURFBOARD! Dark Wolf
has got a surfboard on CyberCyclone! Dark Wolf is now going to do real damage!
I've seen him do this in the gym! HE IS ROLLING WITH CYBER IN THAT SURFBOARD
POSITION! That has to be excrutiating! Dark Wolf drops to his knees! DRAGON
SLEEPER WITH CYBER'S LEGS STILL HOOKED!!! CYBER IS BEING CHOKED OUT!! HIS BACK
MUST BE IN AWFUL PAIN! Dark Wolf lets go and backs up!

JT: Holy sh!t!!! HE KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! WHAT A NOISE! He backs
up...HE KICKED CYBER AGAIN! Cyber is in dire need of help! Cyber is barely to
his feet! DW goes to the ring apron and hops to the top rope!! CYBER DROPKICKS
DW AND SENDS HIM DOWN ON HIS FAMILY JEWELS!!! Cyber out to the ring apron!

BSW: He sets Dark Wolf up so his back is facing the rops! Cyber hooks Dark
Wolf's arms with his legs and flips OVER THE ROPES! HE GRABS DW'S LEGS!!
TARANTULA HOLD!!! DARK WOLF IS IN SERIOUS PAIN! HE MIGHT TAP! Cyber lets go
and flips Dark Wolf back into the ring! Cyber hits the ropes...and a lariat!
Cyber grabs DW by the arm and DROPS A LEG ACROSS IT!

Nikki: Dark Wolf is feelin' some big time hurt now! Cyber puts a hand on Dark
Wolf's shoulder and hand! He jumps, and drops a knee on his joint! He jumps!
AGAIN! DW IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! DW is rolling around the ring in pain! Cyber
with a pickup, and a scoopslam! DW is trying desperatley to get to his feet!
WAIT! DW WITH A KICK TO THE KNEE!! ANOTHER!

JT: DW HITS THE ROPES! DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!! DRAGONSCREW LEGWHIP TAKES CYBER
OFF HIS FEET! Cyber is holding his leg! Dark Wolf on the top rope! He leaps
down onto the second rope! ASAI MOONSAULT! Dark Wolf lifts Cyber onto his
shoulders...firemans carry position..and drops him down frontwards! DW off the
second rope, and another ASAI MOONSAULT! Cover: 1...2.....kickout by Cyber!
Unbelieveable!

BSW: Cyber is fighting the pain! He is on his feet and hits Dark Wolf with a
jab! Another! Another! Cyber backs up to the turnbuckle! HE RUNS!! SUPERKICK!
NOOO! DW DUCKS AND CYBER'S LEG BUCKLES ON THE TURNBUCKLE! HE IMMEADIATLEY
FALLS! DW picks Cyber up and places him on the top!!

Nikki: WOLF BITE (Top Rope Stunner)!!!!! DW IS HURT! CYBER IS HURT! DW CAN'T
MAKE THE COVER! He is crawling towards Cyber, and gets an arm over!
1...............2........KICKOUT BY CYBER! UNBELIEVEABLE! Cyber with a second
wind! He hits the ropes! NO! DW WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! TEXAS CLOVERLEAF
ON CYBER!

JT: I don't think Cyber will hold on! Sorry Nikki!

BSW: THERE IS THE TAP OUT!! DARK WOLF WINS HERE AT BROKEN HEARTS, BROKEN
BONES! DW RELEASES THE HOLD AND HITS THE TOP ROPE TO GLOAT! HE WILL BE GETTING
THAT TV TITLE SHOT!!!

BSW: Welcome back to Broken Hearts, Broken Bones. The pay per view where
there's sure to be some broken bones...and not really any broken hearts. It's
just a title you know.

JT: This is shaping up to be a tremendous night so far BSW. I can only think
that it'll just get better and better.

BSW: I can't wait until we get to see Jack in the Box take on Satan for the
North American Championship.

JT: Why? Satan's gonna win hands down.

BSW: Do you ever make any sense JT? Jack in the Box is gonna be the new
champ...trust me.

Nikki: We'll see boys...but now it's time to get to our next match which pits
Eron the Relentless versus Xtreme. But before we do...I've just gotten word
from President Jamie that he doesn't wanna disappoint the fans here tonight.

BSW: Do we ever do?

JT: Nope.

Nikki: So this match will be a no DQ and no count out match. We're in for a
real treat.

BSW: I'm taking Eron on this one. He's got more experience...and he doesn't
go changing his name every chance he gets.

JT: Be that as it may...I gotta go with Xtreme. He's a badass. He's just
gonna overpower Eron...easy as 1, 2, 3.

Nikki: This match is gonna be a goody. Lets get down to the ring announcer
for the introductions.

Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the number
one contendorship...for the Extreme Title. Introducing first...weighing in at
267 pounds, standing 6 feet 5 inches tall, and master of the Wrath Cycle...he
is Eron the Relentless!

["The Unforgiven" by Metallica hits as Eron the Relentless makes his way out
to a mixed reaction.]

BSW: Gotta love this guy.

[Eron gets in the ring and starts stretching.]

Ring Announcer: And now, introducing last...but not least...He stands 6 feet
5 inches tall, weighs in at 275 pounds, and is the master of the Xtreme
Driver...his name is, Xtreme!

["Ruff Ryders Anthem" by DMX hits as Xtreme makes his way out to a chorus of
boos.]

Nikki: Guess the crowd hasn't really made up there mind on a favorite here.

[Xtreme gets in the ring and is now showboating.]

JT: He knows he's gonna win.

BSW: I wouldn't underestimate Eron. He's got the fight.

JT: We'll see.

Nikki: The referee has called for the bell.

JT: LET'S RUMBLE!

BSW: Xtreme and Eron lock up...and Eron starts off with an arm twist. But
Xtreme reverses it and flings Eron to the ground.

JT: Power...pure power.

Nikki: Give it up JT:

BSW: Xtreme picks Eron up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Extreme runs
at Eron...stops...and OH...drop kick to the face. Eron falls to the ground
and Xtreme is not letting up. Extreme jumps and hits a huge guillotine leg
drop. Eron is just feeling the burn here. Xtreme gets up on the
turnbuckle...and moonsault right into the already groggy Eron.

JT: Eron shouldn't be in this match.

Nikki: I agree. He's getting beaten really bad.

BSW: He'll kick in soon. Eron and Xtreme are both up and Xtreme with a
sleeperhold. Eron reverses it and throws Xtreme to the ground. Eron finally
switching to the offensive side here. Eron grabs Xtreme's head and...what's
he doing? He's biting Xtreme! This is sick!

JT: NO...it's EXTREME!

BSW: Xtreme is screaming in pain. Eron finally lets up and picks up Xtreme.
He throws Xtreme into the ropes. Now Eron with a running lariat. Ouch.
Eron's got Xtreme and he throws him to the outside.

Nikki: Finally this match is getting good. I wanna see some chair shots.

BSW: Eron grabs a chair from the stands and nails Xtreme with it right in the
leg. You got your wish Nikki. The referee is out and is warning Eron. Eron
is just ignoring him. Another chair shot! This time to Xtreme's back.
Xtreme is finally getting what he deserves as Eron nails him again with the
chair! He throws the chair way and picks up Xtreme. Eron goes for a snap
suplex...but reversal by Xtreme and he suplexes Eron the Relentless into the
guardrail.

Nikki: He's gonna feel that one in the morning.

JT: He's gonna feel it now.

BSW: Xtreme has got Eron up and is putting him over his shoulders and is
heading back up the entrance way.

JT: Eron is pretty knocked out from getting thrown into the guardrail.

Nikki: But where's Xtreme going?

BSW: Our cameras are in the back and Xtreme has still got Eron over his
shoulders. Xtreme has now entered the kitchen in the back. He throws Eron
down by the stove and it looks like as if Xtreme is looking for something.
Xtreme just grabbed a huge pot of boiling hot water from the stove and he
looks down but Eron is gone. Eron taps him from behind and nails him with a
spinning ddt as the hot water spills all over Xtreme. Guess that one
backfired on him.

Nikki: Haha. Xtreme got what he deserved.

JT: Who are you actually picking to win this match Nikki?

Nikki: I don't know...whoever's kicking the other guys butt I guess.

BSW: We've got a match going on here guys. Xtreme and Eron are now coming
back down the entrance way and they are brawling like crazy. Eron grabs
Xtreme, they're right by the ring apron, and nails a jumping ddt into the ring
post. Eron throws Xtreme in the ring and rolls him to the center. Eron goes
over and slaps on an ankle lock submission.

Nikki: Xtreme is helpless. He's right smack in the center of the ring.

JT: Come on Xtreme...reach for the ropes.

BSW: No need for that cause Eron has let go of the hold. Eron runs and hits
the ropes and come flying back with a close line but Xtreme stops him with an
armdrag takedown.
Xtreme spins around Eron and hits a huge german suplex. Eron is rolling on
the mat in pain. Xtreme has got Eron up and runs at him and nails a swinging
neck breaker.

Nikki: This match has just been back and forth...back and forth.

JT: Who cares...I wanna see some blood.

BSW: Xtreme is now outside of the ring and grabs a chair from the stands.
He's back in and he places it on the mat. He picks up Eron...and spiked
piledriver onto the chair.

JT: BLOOD! YES!

Nikki: This is getting sick.

BSW: Xtreme has got Eron back up again and he's taking him up to the top of
the turnbuckle. Xtreme has a hold of Eron but Eron nails him with an elbow
and takes him down to the mat with an airplane spin. Eron has got Xtreme up
and hits a reverse ddt on Xtreme right onto that loose chair.

Nikki: I forgot that chair was even there.

JT: Bwa ha ha...Xtreme is bleeding. MORE BLOOD!

BSW: Eron has got Extreme up...he's got a hold of his arm. Eron picks him
up...and hits a HUGE pumphandle slam right onto the chair. And Eron finally
goes for the pin. 1! 2! NO! Eron almost had the match there.

JT: Don't worry...Xtreme is gonna make his comeback soon.

Nikki: Yeah, right.

BSW: Eron and Xtreme are both up and they lock up and Xtreme just throws Eron
down like a twig. Xtreme starts stomping away on Eron. He grabs the chair
and nails Eron in the knee. Xtreme goes to the outside...reaches under the
ring...and finds a barbed wire bat. He's back in and swings and connects
right in Eron's jaw.

JT: MORE BLOOD!

Nikki: JT...get a hold of yourself.

BSW: Xtreme has got Eron back up and nails a somoan drop right onto the loose
barbed wire bat. Blood is everywhere. This ring is soaked in blood folks.
But Xtreme isn't done. He's got Eron back up and is going for a backbody
drop, but Eron reverses it into a russian legsweep.

Nikki: Nice move there by Eron.

JT: Luck.

BSW: Xtreme right back up to his feet though and takes Eron down with a
russian legsweep right onto the chair. Xtreme with the cover...1! 2..and a
half! He kicked out. That's amazing.

JT: I thought for sure Eron was gone.

Nikki: Me too.

BSW: Both men are up and Eron grabs the barbed wire bat off the ground.
Xtreme sees this and goes after the other loose chair in the ring. Eron comes
running at Xtreme with the chair just as Xtreme turns around with the chair.
Eron swings and Xtreme blocks it with the chair. Eron drops the bat and is
almost in tears.

JT: Metal on metal. His hands must really be hurting from that swing.

Nikki: He's a big boy...he can handle it.

BSW: Xtreme sees Eron in pain, goes over, picks him up...and Xtreme Driver
into the loose chair AND barbed wire bat! Xtreme with the cover...One! Two!

BSW, JT, Nikki: Three!

BSW: Unbelievable. That was an amazing ending to an even more amazing match.
I didn't think Xtreme could pull it off.

JT: After I saw Xtreme just manhandling Eron at the beginning of this
match...I knew Eron didn't have a chance in hell.

Nikki: Oh...he had a chance. And he came pretty close to pulling off a win
here tonight. Don't count him out. I'm sure he's gonna want revenge on
Xtreme for this...big time.

BSW: Mean while...Xtreme will go on to fight the Xtreme Champion at a later
date. It will either be Mad Max...the current Extreme Champ...or Tony
Davis...Mad Max's opponent for his Extreme Title match tonight.

Chair Match
As ordered by President Jamie, the only way a pinfall or submission will
take affect is if the move is done on or used with a chair.
Pep Westin v. Sin Smiley

BSW - Well, up next is a one of those classic match that the fans love
to watch! We've got a Chair Match as ordered by the big man himself...
President Jamie. The only way a pinfall can be scored is if a move is
done onto, or with the chair.

JT - That's right! Chairshots, piledrivers on the chair, powerbombs on
the chair, back-body drops on or thru the chair... all those count! As
soon as your oponent is hit with the chair, get your ass on top of him
and go for the cover!

Nikki - You know, I've seen alot of extreme matches, and I love seeing
good 'ol chair matches. Back to the basics of hardcore.

BSW - I'm looking forward to this match. Pep Westin has scored some big
wins lately, and has shown great inprovment over these past weeks. But
he will have his work cut out for him against Sin Smiley. The big Sin
Smiley uses power as his main strategy, but can be as technical as the
best.

JT - Well, I see Sin Smiley coming out on top in this match. He has been
on top of his game, and he also has great backup behind him. As they
say, two heads are better than one.

Nikki - Blah blah blah. Smiley is good, but I see Pep Westin ending up
with his arms raised in the end.

BSW - Alright then. Let's go over the rules of this match, just to
clarify everything. No countout, no disqualification, no time limit, the
only way a win can be scored is after a move is done with or onto the
steel chair. After the chair has been used, the fall can be scored.

JT - Alright, shutup now. The man is getting ready backstage, Sin
Smiley! Take it away Johnny!

Announcer - This next match... is a no time limit, no disqualification,
Chair Match!!!

(crowd cheers)

Announcer - Now entering the ring.... he stands at 6 foot 3 inches....
weighing in at over 250 pounds.... he is the master of the Westin
Slam....

("Bring Da Pain" by Method Man begins to play over the speakers and the
crowd start overpowering the announcment with cheers)

Announcer - ... he is... Pep Westiiiiiin!!!

(Pep Westin walks out from the entrance, and puts his hands on his hips
as he looks around the stadium as the crowd is on their feet. A
pyrotechniques display goes off, and he starts walking down the asile
high-fiving the gaurdrail fans. He gets into the ring and bounces off
the ropes a couple times as the aonnouncer begins speaking again)

Announcer - And his oponent, also standing at 6 feet 3 inches...
weighing in at Three Hundred and Sixty-Two pounds... the man who gives
the word "Sin" a new meaning.... he is..... Sin Smileeeey!!!

(A mixed reaction from the crowd starts. A portion of the crowd starts a
"Smiley" chant. "What is a Juggalo" by the Insane Clown Posse begins
playing over the speakers, and Sin Smiley walks out from the back with a
steel chair in his hand. He walks down to the ring and slides under the
bottom rope. He stands up and points to Pep Westin, then gets onto the
turnbuckles and throws the chair down to the outside just missing a
cameraman. He gets down and both men stand face to face with each other)

BSW - Both men are in the ring, and already are in each other's face.
The ref is seperating them both and sending them to their designated
corners.

Nikki - Westin warming up a bit by tugging at the ropes, but Smiley is
just standing there in his corner very calm.

JT - It's because he knows that he can win! He's a winner you hear me!

(Ding ding ding)

BSW - Alright! There goes the bell, and both men charge each other. They
lock up tightly, and strain to move each other away. Sin Smiley breaks
away. Westin is starting to taunt Smiley now! Smiley gets right back
onto Westin and locks back up with him and brings him into the corner.

JT - Smiley has Westin in the corner. Smiley lets go of the hold and
raises his arms up for the clean break... but then slaps Pep Westin
across the chest with a blistering knife edge chop!

BSW - Ooooo! Smiley with another chop! Smiley now grabs hold of the arm
of Westin and whips him into the other turnbuckle and follows in with a
running clothesline! The whole ring shook with that hit! Westin walks
out of the corner and stumbles to the center of the ring, but Smiley
runs at Westin from behind and hits him with a bulldog! Westin is face
down on the ground now.

Nikki - Smiley gets to his feet and moves to the legs of Westin. He
picks up Pep's leg and starts nailing knee smashes! Westin rolls over,
but Smiley still has hold of his leg and gets kicked in the face with
the free foot from Westin! Smiley gets pushed back, and Westin gets up
to his feet.

BSW - Smiley gets right back on course and locks up with Westin. Westin
pulls back, then locks up again and catches Smiley his a headbutt... and
another! Smiley now dazed, and Westin grabs hold of Smiley's trunks from
the back and tosees him to the outside! Smiley is now on the ground, but
is slowly getting up. Westin now runs the ropes, and jumps over the top
rope onto Sin Smiley with a Corkscrew Plancha!

Nikki - That must have hurt Smiley! He's pressed up against the
gaurdrail under the body of Pep Westin! Westin sacrificed his body for
that.

BSW - Westin now slowly getting to his feet and is picking Smiley up
with him. Westin picks up Smiley and dumps him over the gaurdrail into
the fans! Westin climbs onto the rail and jumps down and hits a double
axe handle across the back of Smiley! Smiley is now on the ground, but
is slowly getting up. Westin grabs a chair from the ringside seats and
goes to Smiley who is on his knees, and lifts the chair... but Smiley
nails a devestating low blow!!!

JT - Oh man! That sure as hell knocked his eye ball out of his head, and
some other balls aswell. Smiley now gets up to his feet and grabs hold
of Pep Westin from behind, and launches him backwards with a release
German Suplex! Smiley gets up on top of of a steel chair and jumps down
and hits Westin with a Guillotine Legdrop across his throat!

Nikki - Westin now holding his neck in pain. His windpipe nearly crushed
with the muscular leg of Smiley. I feel sorry for Pep Westin now.

JT - Ah shutup! The man is winning, and he's gonna take it all!

Nikki - I hope you aren't talking to me! I know who's gonna win, and
it's gonna be Pep Westin!

JT - How about we wager a little money on it, huh! I betcha 20 bucks
that Smiley wins!

BSW - Hey hey hey! We're not at the race tracks. No betting on
wrestlers, especially since you are both commentators. Let's concentrate
on this match shall we? God... Smiley now on top of Westin trying to
choke him out. He gets off of Westin and brings him through the crowd. I
can hardly see them with all these fans surrounding them! Ah, there they
are! They are headed to the exit. Westin now drops to one knee just
outside the exit doorway, and Smiley seems angered and nearly takes off
Westins head with a flying knee!!!

JT - Look!!! Ha ha ha!!! Westin has been busted open! His mouth is
covered with his won blood!!! I love it!!!

BSW - Smiley takes Pep Westin by his hand and drags him further out the
door. They are now in the hallway of the arena. There is a table near
them, and Smiley wastes no time in placing Pep Westin on top of it!
Smiley goes up to a window ledge, and takes his time in showboating for
the crowd, and jumps down to Westin.... BUT WESTIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY
AND SMILEY CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!

Nikki - Westin rolled out of the way just in time before Sin Smiley
nailed the splash.

BSW - Westin now gets up, and his face is covered with the blood from
his busted lip, and he grabs a peice of table and smashes it over the
head of Smiley who tried to get back to his feet.

Nikki - Use the chair! Use the chair! That's what you gotta do before
you can win!

JT - He's too stupid.

BSW - JT, I think you better take a time out! Westin picks Smiley up,
and DDT's him into the scraps of table! Pep gets to his feet and opens
up the janitors closet and he pulls out a dirty mop! He goes back to Sin
Smiley who is on his hands and knees.... and crack the mop over Smiley's
back!!! Pep is now trying to choke Smiley out with the handle of the
mop!!! Smiley is blacking out very slowly... but looks like the mop
stick broke from the pressure Westin was using on it. Smiley now holding
his throat. Pep Westin forces Sin Smiley to his feet and brings him a
long tunnelway with a whole lotta windows! Oh God.... I hope he doesn't
do what I think he's gonna do.....

Nikki - Westin is repeadedly slamming the head of Smiley against the
glass! Oh god... watch out!!! The glass is starting to crack!!!

BSW - I think Westin knows that! He's pounding harder and harder now!!!
Westin stop, then yells at Smiley, and.... RUNS HIS HEAD RIGHT THRU THE
GLASS!!! BOTH MEN GO FLYING OUT THE WINDOW INTO A SNOW BANK!!!! They are
now outside, and Sin Smiley's face is bleeding. As a matter of fact,
it's bleeding profusely! I think the ref is gonna have a hard time
following them now that they are outside!

JT - Am I off time out now?

BSW - No! Westin is now on top of things and rolls Smiley down the bank
onto the friggin road! These two are fighting each other IN THE ROAD!!!

Nikki - Hey... isn't this a chair match?

BSW - Yes...

Nikki - Then where the heck are the gonna get a chair out there in the
street?

BSW - (pauses) .... I don't know. Maybe these two will..... find a chair
shop?

Nikki - (gives BSW a funny look)

BSW - I don't know! In any case, traffic is stopping now to avoid
hitting these two! A blue car screeches to a halt before these two.
Westin goes back while Smiley gets up to his feet, and nails him with a
huge Superkick! Smiley goes flying up onto the hood of the blue car and
the driver looks furious! He's honking the horn like a mad man!

Nikki - Westin gets up onto the hood of that car and brings Smiley to
his feet. It looks like he's setting up for the Westin Slam!!! OH CRAP
NO!!! SMILEY GETS OUT AND LOCKS WESTIN UP....

JT - OH YEEEEAAAH BABY!!!! HE NAILS THE SMILEY EDGE (Rock Bottom) ONTO
THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!!!!

BSW - Shades of The Rock from the WWF!!! Smiley is still hurting, but
Westin sure is hurting more!!! Smiley nows gets up to his feet and grabs
hold of the foot of Westin and drags him to the roof of the car. He
steps through the legs, and turns him over and sits down locking on the
Death Lock!!! Westin is helpless up there, and there is absolutely no
place for him to go!

Nikki - But wait, Westin is trying to get of it by pressing himself up
with a pushup! He's using all his power! [THUMP] Ouch! He goes back down
as Smiley uses his strength to bring things back to his side. Blood is
streaming down the face of Smiley now from all the force he is exerting
on Westin to keep him down!!!

BSW - Looks like Smiley has toyed with him long enough and releases the
hold. He gets off the roof of the car and starts walking through the
traffic jam. Looks into each car, and finds a guy on his cellular phone
and grabs it from him. He dials a number and waits. I don't think our
microphones are strong enough to pickup what he is saying, and plus all
this honking isn't helping.

JT - He closes the phone and tosses it back to the owner of it. He goes
to Westin who is near dead on top of the car and picks him up and puts
him on his shoulder. He's walking back to the arena now. Maybe he can
find a chair somewhere and finally knock this guy out!

BSW - True true true. Hey, there's the ref, I guess he managed to get
out of the arena and get to these guys. He follows Smiley as they go to
the back of the arena. Smiley drops Westin on his feet and moves behind
him. He puts Westin's arm over his shoulder, and picks him up and puts
him right through a wooden plank held up by cinder blocks! These two men
are exhasted. Smiley is using every once of strength he has left, and
Pep Westin is just trying to stay alive.

Nikki - And not a single man has tried to pull off decent chair shot!

BSW - Well, Smiley is now forcing Westin up to his feet and brings him
inside the arena through the back storage area. There are technical and
unloading crew back there. Smiley tosses Pep Westin against a side wall
where unloading is to be done and charges him with a running
clothesline, but Westin moves out of the way and Smiley collides with
the wall and falls into the arms of Westin, then Westin nails a
beautiful Belly-to-Belly suplex onto the cold hard ground! I can't
believe the endurance these two men have. Westin has been brutally
beaten, and so has Smiley.

JT - Smiley is laying motionless on the ground now. He must have hit his
head on the floor, and he is for sure knocked out cold, and Pep Westin
knows it. Wait a sec... where the hell is he going now?

Nikki - It looks to me like he's looking around for something. He goes
to the back of the unloading area and goes into the storage area, and
JACKPOT! He found a TON OF CHAIRS!!! Now grab one of them and club Sin
Smiley with it!

BSW - He better hurry up because Smiley might come to soon. Westin grabs
a chair and starts running back to where Smiley is, and he finds that
Smiley is still knocked out cold! All he has to do is hit him with the
chair and cover him!

Nikki - Hit him dammit!!!

BSW - WAIT!!! WHO'S THAT!!??? SOMEONE COMES UP BEHIND WESTIN........ AND
SMASHED A STEEL CHAIR ACROSS HIS HEAD!!!!!!!! WESTIN GOT HIT SO GOD DAMN
HARD!!!!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT!!!???

JT - I can't really see!!! He's in the shadows!!! Step into the
light!!!!

BSW - IT'S THE GREAT MILENKO!!!!!! HE ROLLS WESTIN ONTO HIS BACK AND
DRAGS SIN SMILEY ON TOP OF HIM AND FORCES THE REFFEREE TO COUNT!!!!

JT - 1..... 2..... KICKOUT!!!!! NO!!!

BSW - Great Melinko can't believe it!! He was leaving, but when he turned
around to check on his partner, he saw that this match is still going on!!
Westin and Smiley slowly getting up...Melinko has that chair again, he swings
at Westin, HE HIT SMILEY!!! GREAT MELINKO JUST ACCIDENTLY NAILED HIS OWN
PARTNER!! PEP WESTIN GRABS THE SHOCKED MELINKO, WESTIN SLAM!! HE COVERS
SMILEY!! 1...2...3!!! PEP WESTIN GETS THE WIN!!

(shows a clip of the Great Milenko stepping out of the darkness and
nailing Pep Westin over the head with a steel chair, then dragging Sin
Smiley ontop of Westin...then another clip is shown of Westin getting the
win.)

Announcer - The winner of this Chair Match.... Pep Westin!!!

(Westin drags himself out to the entrance ramp where he's cheered on by fans)

BSW - There you have it. Westin is the winner of this match whether
you like it or not! Pep is now qualified for the #1 Contendors Ladder
Match for the World Heavyweight Championship. He needs to get himself a
drink, rest a bit, and focus on what he is up against.

JT - This is a hard loss for Smiley. He had this match in the palm of
his hand, and it was taken away by one mistake on his partner's side.

BSW - The ring is perfectly clean, so we're getting ready for our next
match featuring the former IWO Champion Zombie against The Man in a
Scaffold Match! JT, do you have any last words on Pep Westin and Sin
Smiley?

JT - Actually, it has some regard to that match.... Nikki, looks like
you were wrong about who would win! How's about you treat me to a big
steak dinner tonight since I was right on who would win this match!?

Nikki - (raises an eyebrow) Nice try JT....even if you did win the bet, you
wouldn't ever get a shot with me.

Zombie v. The Man

JT- Well our next match should be an awsome match. It will be awsome! A
Scaffold match. And this fued has been going off! Zombie and The Man!

Nikki- Yes it is. Now lets go down to our announcer!

Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Broken Hearts,Broken Bones!

{No music starts to play as The Man walks to the ring as the crowd cheers}

Announcer- From unknown parts, formely known as Scotty Andrews and
Pathos...THE MAN!!!

{"Du Hast" by Rammstien starts to play as the crowd goes wild}

Announcer- Coming down the aisle weighing in at 350 pounds..HE IS THE MASTER
OF THE ZOMBIEPLEX....ZOMBIE!!!!!!

BSW- Well lets get this baby started. Zombie is walking down and The Man
attacks him. The Man ddt's Zombie to the concrete hard. Zombie gets up and
clothslines The Man. Zombie gets up and throws The Man over the guardrail.
Zombie gets and chair and smacks it over The Man's head! Zombie gives the
finger to The Man. The Man is hurt real bad.

JT- You said it. Zombie picks him up and has him by the hair. He brings him
to
the back near the wall and bashes The Man's head against the wall!! The fans
are going nuts right behind them! Zombie picks up The Man and tosses him on
the tee-shirt selling table and delivers a seris of elbows to the throat.

Nikki- The Man has been shut down by Zombie! Zombie has been manhandling him
as of right now. The Man bounces off the table and nails Zombie with a LOW
BLOW! Zombie is feeling the pain. The Man picks up Zombioe and tosses him
into
the fans chairs! Now The Man is nailing Zombie with all the chairs in all
sorts of places!

BSW- The Man now nailing Zombie with lefts and rights to the face knocking
Zobie over the chairs tumbleing to the floor. The Man now picks him up and a
PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR!! Zombie is out cold! The fans are chanting a The
Man
rules chant! The Man is ruleing over Zombie right now. Now The Man grabs
Zombie and drags him to the snack line....

The Man- Give me that damn drink!

JT- The Man throws the drink at Zombie and hits a fan!! The fan slaps The
Man
and Zombie clothelines him over the snack booth! Zombie grabs a frying pan
and
and whales The Man with it over the skull! The Man feeling a little woozy
Zombie grabs him...POWERBOMB THREW THE DAMN SNACK LINE TABLE!! GOOD LORD!!
THERES A KITCHEN THINGY ON THAT!

Nikki- HIS BACK HAS TO BE FRYING! Zombie is laughing his ass off at him!
Zombie picks him up and starts nailing him all the way down the ile toward
the
scaffold.

BSW: Finally these two morons are up on the scaffold. Zombie nails The Man
with a suplex. Zombie is climbing up the support rail of the scaffold....
FROG
SPLASH ON THE MAN.... WAIT A MINUTE! THE SCAFFOLD BROKE!!!! BOTH MEN FALL
THROUGH A TABLE MID-RING!!! BUT IT AIN'T OVER!!!

JT: How the hell isn't it over?

Nikki: They didn't fall off, they went through it! Officials puttign up a
new
scaffold as The Man takes control of Zombie. The Man with a piledriver! He
rips a wrench out of a workman's hands, climbs up top, Arabian Face Buster
with a wrench! The Man stomping away! Zombie back up, he grabs a big board,
he
has it set up between two tables, he ducks a Man clothesline, hooks him,
ZOMBIEPLEX THROUGH A BOARD! Zombie gives teh sign for the Bowling Ball! He
swings his hand, The Man grabs it, jumping single arm DDT! The Man with a
legdrop! The workmen finally have a scaffold set up, both men are now
fighting
on it, as teh workmen elevate it. Both men trade fists and feet as it is
being
raised, and The Man spots a leftover hammer. He grabs it, HE CRACKS ZOMBIE
OPEN WITH IT!

Nikki: These two guys are beating the fuck out of each other. The scaffold
is
now 40 feet up, The Man with a scoop, Powerslam! This scaffold not
budging,as
The Man with a series of straddling punches.. Zombie looks out, wait, he
reaches up, BOWLING BALL!!!! The Man screams.. He bit Zombie!!! Zombie
shakes
his hand out, and The Man with a Spinebuster Powerbomb! The Man drops an
elbow, he is nailign Zombie now... waits on him, SUPERKICK! Zombie tottering
back, he grabs teh support cable, wings around it, shoulderblock! Zombie now
in control!

BSW: We are down to teh end of it, these guys can't take much more of this.
The Man with the ManHandler! ((I had to give him a finisher)) ((LigerBomb))
Zombie is in deep trouble! He's calling to throw him off.. Zombie with a
double leg takedown, LIONTAMER! He's taking away The Man's vertical base,
The
Man breaks free, CATAPULT INTO THE STEEL SUPPORT! Zombie falls back, The Man
hoists him up, Back Suplex! Both men immediately up, similtaenously take
each
other head first into the scaffold, AND THEY FALL OFF! Both men
plummeting...
Zombie through a table! Another! Another! Another! Zombie has fallen through
four tables, AND HE DOESN'T BREAK THROUGH NUMBER FIVE! THE MAN HITS THE MAT,
AND ZOMBIE HAS WON THIS THING!

Intercontinental Tag Team Title Match
Team Rocket -c- v. Texas Rangers

BSW: Now we have Team Rocket up against the Texas Rangers.

Nikki:: Did you see that little...

JT: Don't even say it Nikki!

Nikki: Slut!

JT: Technically, she's a nympho.

BSW: You say nympho, she says sluto.

Nikki: I find your humor incredibly tasteless.

Annoucer: And now making their way to the ring.... Blasting off
at the speed pf light is Team Rocket!

["Gimmie Some More' by Busta Rhymes plays as Team Rocket make their way
down with Flame.]

Annoucer: And now introducing the challengers for the Intercontinental
Tag Team championship...... The Texas Rangers!

["Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozbourne plays as Billy Larson, and Chuck
Stampede make their way to the ring.]

BSW: Enrique starting for Team Rocket, with Chuck representing Team
Rocket. Enrique starting off with some big left hands.

JT: You mean right hands.

BSW: Nope, those were left hands.

JT: Then they would be considered jabs, wouldn't they? Or maybe even left
fists?

BSW: There is no time for me to argue, because Enrique just suplexed
Chuck to the mat. Enrique stomps away at him with a boot, and lifts
Stampede to his feet. Enrique plants Chuck's face in the mat with
a DDT. Enrique is following up with a camel clutch. He has got that hold
locked in.

Nikki: Chuck is fighting this off, but Enrique has it cinched in.
Chuck is reaching for the ropes, but Enrique just wrenches back
on Chuck's neck. Billy Larson with the save! Double vertical suplex
by the Texas Rangers. A double atomic drop. Chuck with the pin.

BSW: 1

JT: 2

Nikki: And a kickout. Chuck picks up the fallen Enrique, and sends
him to the mat with a clothesline. Chuck waits for the fallen Enrique
to get back to his feet. Off the ropes, Lou Theyz Press by Chuck!
The pin, 1....2.. and a kickout!

BSW: Chuck whips the standing Erique to the ropes, another clothesline.
Chuck makes the tag, their both in, and they pick up Enrique. Assited
Powerbomb by the Texas Rangers, they have shown some great team work.

JT: Yeah, they got all their practice roping cows and all.

Nikki: A cover by the Texas Rangers, 1...2... and the save by Juan!

BSW: It's a mass melee in there!

Nikki: It's hard to tell what's really going on, it's all just a
big brawl. Team Rocket looks like they are gaining an advantage.

BSW: Juan clotheslines Billy over the rope, and the double team
situation has occured for Team Rocket. Double elbow by Team Rocket,
into a double armbar submission. Flame is confronting Billy on the
outside, telling him about he has to get more experience? Is that a chair
she's holding?

JT: Bam! Right over the head with a chair. Talk about your all time slaps.

BSW: Back in the ring, both members of Team Rocket are climbing
turnbuckles. The falling fates preformed by Team Rocket, and a
cover. The ref doesn't realize that Billy is the legal man. Forceful
kickout by Chuck! He's back to his feet with a quick kip, and takes
Enrique down with a clothesline. Juan falls to the same move too.

Nikki: Flame is beating on Billy with the chair on the outside.
Like, what is he like, doing? That is so like, wrong!

JT: It's not nice to make fun of beautiful women.

BSW: A low blow by Juan puts Chuck back into his place. Juan has
Chuck up on the top rope, Rocketplex to the outside! Flame is throwing
Billy back into the ring, Team Rocket is going t oplay fair.

JT: Boo! Playing fair only gets you in trouble.

Nikki: Not entirely true BSW, the little slut out there only just beat on
Billy for awhile.

BSW: Juan is back in the ring, and Chuck is totally out on the side.

Nikki: BLAST OFF!

BSW: A Blast Off by Team Rocket seals the Ranger's fate. The cover by
Enrique...... 1

Nikki: 2!

JT: 3!!! YES!!!

["Where Ever I Roam" by Metallica plays.]

BSW: What the heck is going on?

Nikki: Zombie is stroming the ring, and he has a chair!

JT: Bam! Right across Flame's little face!

BSW: Zombie's in the ring, and he sets the chair down. He hooks
Juan's leg, Zombieplex on the chair! Zombie goes over to Enrique,
Zombieplex on the other member of Team Rocket. This is a massacare by the
dead man!

TV Title Match
Jason Nash -c- v. Shadow

BSW: Folks what a night of action we've had thus far here tonight at
BHBB and there's more to come because up next we've got the IWO TV
title on the line as Jason Nash defends against Shadow.

(clip shows Jack In The Box walking away from the ring as the referee
hands Jason Nash the IWO TV title.)

BSW: Jack just basically handed Nash the title JT.

JT: Well ya know Scott...he just saved himself a beating from the big
man Jason Nash. Nash beat him before and he would've done it
again...nevertheless Nash is the champ.

Nikki: Shadow's been impressive though...this will be a tough test for
Jason Nash.

BSW: Let's go to the ring.

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THIS MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND
IT IS FOR THE IWO TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP...

(Dragula by Rob Zombie plays)

Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST...THE CHALLENGER...HE WEIGHS IN AT 251
POUNDS...THE MASTER OF THE LIGHTS OUT...HE IS...SHADOW!!!

BSW: Mixed reaction for Shadow...I don't think this crowd likes him as
much as they hate Nash.

JT: Who cares about these idiots anyway?!?

(Superthug by Noreaga plays)

JT: AND HERE COMES THE CHAMP!!!

Announcer: HIS OPPONENT...HE STANDS 7 FEET 2 INCHES TALL AND WEIGHS
320 POUNDS...HE IS BEING ACCOMPANIED BY MR. TALLGUY...HE IS THE IWO
TELEVISION CHAMPION...JASON NASH!!!

BSW: This crowd is on their feet booing the TV champ as he makes his
way down with Mr. TallGuy and Britanny?!? Shadow's ex?!?

JT: He doesn't care Scott...he's a ladies man..look at him flipping
off the crowd.

BSW: He's jawing with some fans who are wearing Shadow t-shirts.
C'mon Jason just get to the ring and wrestle. Nash now making his way
to the ring...stepping up the steps slowly and nonchalantly...Shadow
is ready. Nash takes off the belt and hands it to the referee...the
ref holds it up...

(bell rings)

BSW: The bell rings this one's underway...Nash and Shadow circling
around the ring...Nash stops and spits right in Shadow's face...Shadow
is mad but holding back...they're circling the ring again...collar and
elbow lock up...both men jocking for position...Nash gains the
advantage by backing Shadow into the ropes...the referee steps in for
a clean break...Nash backs away and slaps Shadow in the chest...Shadow
nails Nash with a right hand...and another...the big man is staggering
back...Shadow kicks Nash in that injured knee...Shadow again kicks
Nash in the knee...Nash drops to one knee...Shadow with a roundhouse
to the face! Nash falls over...Shadow picks him up...whips him into
the ropes...SPINNING HEEL KICK sends the big man OVER THE TOP AND TO
THE FLOOR!!! TallGuy comes over to check on Nash...Shadow hits the
ropes...he leaps...SUICIDE DIVE ON BOTH NASH AND MR. TALLGUY!!!

JT: C'mon Nash get up!!! Do something referee!!!

Nikki: Will you stop crying JT?!? Excellent maneuver by Shadow.

JT: Brittany looks upset...come here baby let me help.

BSW: Just watch the damn match JT...Shadow and Nash are both
up...Shadow rolls Nash back in...Shadow kicks TallGuy in the stomach
and climbs back in the ring...Nash stomps on Shadow's head...Nash
picks him up...whips him into the ropes...Shadow ducks under a
clothesline...Nash catches him with an elbow...Shadow staggers
back...charges at Nash and is DROPPED WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY NASH!

JT: Nash showing his incredible power advantage over Shadow. UH-OH
look out!

BSW: Shadow back up and kicks Nash in the knee...Shadow kicks again
but it's blocked...ENZIGURI to the back of the head!!! Nash drops face
first to the mat! Shadow covers..1...2...NO! Nash kicks out at
2...Shadow picks Nash up...whips him into the corner...DROPKICK rocks
Nash's head back! Shadow now climbs up...

BSW and Nikki: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!

BSW: Shadow shouting to the crowd...Nash picks him up after 10 shots
to the head...INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Nash charges and runs Shadow over
with another clothesline! Nash picks Shadow up...whips him into the
ropes...he catches him in a bearhug!

JT: C'mon Nash...squeeze the life out of him!

BSW: Nash really wrenching in...Shadow is screaming in pain...Nash is
yelling at Shadow to give up...he tells the referee to check Shadow's
arm...Nash is still gripping tight to the bearhug...the ref checks
Shadow's arm...it drops once...Nash wrenches tighter...he checks
Shadow's arm again...it drops for a second time...Nash holds
tighter...the ref checks the arm for a third time...and it drops...NO!

Nikki: Unbelievable...Shadow is still in this thing...

BSW: Shadow fighting it off...he's BITING Nash on the forehead!

JT: AHHH c'mon ref!!! Disqualify him!

BSW: Shadow breaks the bearhug...kicks Nash in the
midsection...DDT..NO! Nash shoves Shadow off him...Shadow charges
Nash catches him and delivers a tremendous POWERSLAM! Nash up...hits
the ropes...DROPS an elbow! Nash picks Shadow up...whips him into the
corner...charges in and NAILS him with a clothesline!

JT: Ya know Scott...now that Nash is in control...things are looking
better.

Nikki: Will you be impartial for once?!?

JT: NO! NEVER! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Nikki slaps JT)

BSW: Nash delivers a kneelift to the midsection...and another...and
another...Nash now holds Shadow up and delivers and elbow to the jaw!
Nash measuring Shadow in the corner...ELBOW to the jaw again...Nash
delivers another kneelift...and drops Shadow to the mat with a forearm
to the back! Nash standing over Shadow now...picks him up by the
hair...stands him up...FOREARM SHOT to the jaw! Shadow stumbles into
the ropes...Nash charges and CLOTHESLINES SHADOW TO THE FLOOR! Nash
talking with the referee...TallGuy comes from behind Shadow...he's got
a chair...DON'T YOU DO THAT! *SMACK* TallGuy hits Shadow in the back
with a chair behind the referee's back! C'mon turn around! TallGuy
stomping away as Nash still keeps the referee occupied.

JT: That's teamwork for ya.

BSW: Nash now goes to the outside after Shadow...Nash grabs Shadow and
rams him face first to the apron!

JT: We're gonna see some BLOOD!

BSW: Nash now pounds away on Shadow with a series of right
hands...Nash whips Shadow in and sends him CRASHING into the steel
steps! Nash goes over and grabs the ring bell...he's got a mic...

Nash: BELLS WILL BE RINGING!!!

JT: (laughing) He can sing too! This is great!

BSW: Nash SLAMS the bell over Shadow's head! C'mon ref do somethin
about this. Nash now grabs Shadow again and throws him into the
timekeeper's table...Nash grabs a chair...*SMACK* he nails him right
in the back! The referee now on the outside...grabs the chair from
Nash and Nash threatens to hit the referee and the ref warns Nash.

JT: Ya know this idiot ref needs to get out of the way and let Nash do
what he wants.

Nikki: No he doesn't...the ref just wants each man to have a fair match.

JT: So what?

Nikki: Ugh...you make me so mad.

BSW: Nash picks Shadow up and tosses him back into the ring...Nash
follows him in...Nash picks Shadow up...whips him in...catches
him...SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! Nash covers...1...2...NO! Shadow gets
the shoulder up! Nash complains about a slow count...Nash stomps away
on Shadow...picks him up...and knocks him back down with a crushing
right hand.

JT: I thought for sure that Nash had him after that sidewalk slam.

BSW: Nash picks Shadow up over his shoulder...SNAKEEYES across the top
turnbuckle! Nash pauses and encourages the crowd to boo him...

(crowd boos loudly)

BSW: Nash just laughing it off...he goes over to Shadow...Shadow with
a shot to the midsection...and another...Nash delivers an elbow to the
back of the neck! Nash picks Shadow up...whips him in...BIG BOOT TO
THE FACE!!! Nash says that's it.

JT: JACKKNIFE TIME!!!

Nikki: Nash picks up Shadow...JACKKNIFE!!! A cover 1...2...Nash pulls
Shadow up!

JT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? YOU COULD'VE HAD HIM!

BSW: That one may cost Nash...Nash isn't done with him yet. He picks
Shadow up...TOMBSTONE! 1...2...thr..NO! Shadow kicked out on his own
that time.

Nikki: Not going for the cover after that Jackknife may have cost Nash
the match.

BSW: Nash complains about a slow count...Nash now picks Shadow
up...whips him in to the ropes...catches him by the
throat...CHOKESLAM!!! CHOKESLAM!!!

JT: THIS IS IT SCOTT!!!

BSW: 1...2...NO! Shadow again kicks out! Nash is really yelling at
the referee...the referee explains that Shadow got his shoulder
up...Nash now back on Shadow...reverse chinlock applied...Nash trying
to once again wear his opponent down...Nash sinching it in
tighter...Shadow is fading here.

JT: He's out ref! Check him!

Nikki: No he's not JT...will you be impartial for once?

JT: I already told you...NO NO NO!

BSW: Will you two stop and watch the DAMN MATCH?!?

JT and Nikki: Sheesh.

BSW: The referee checks Shadow's arm once...it drops...Nash sinches in
tighter...the referee checks it a second time...it drops...the referee
checks a third time...and...NO! Shadow is able to hold it up...Shadow
struggling back to his feet...an elbow to the midsection by Shadow on
Nash...and another breaks the hold...Shadow hits the ropes...Nash
catches him in a SLEEPER! Shadow is fighting it off...JAWBREAKER on
Nash! Nash goes down...Shadow slowly up as is Nash...a right hand by
Nash...blocked by Shadow...right hand by Shadow...a right hand by Nash
again...Shadow blocks it and counters with one of his own...Nash
staggers back...Shadow grabs a hold of Nash...whips him into the
ropes...SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Nash is down! Shadow picks Nash up
again...TOMBSTONE!!! A cover...

JT: NO KICKOUT!!!

BSW and Nikki: 1...2...thr...NO! NO!

BSW: Nash kicked out.

JT: That was close...

BSW: Nash barely escaped that one...Shadow scoops Nash up and slams
him down...Shadow quickly to the top...FROG SPLASH! A cover...1...2...

Nikki: NEW CHAMPION!

BSW: Thr...NO! NO! NO! Nash kicked out again!!!

JT: My heart was in my throat right there...I thought for sure our
hero was goin down for the count.

BSW: Shadow complains about a slow count...Nash slowly getting up to
his feet...Shadow steps back...SUPERKICK...NO Nash blocks it...spins
Shadow around and LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Both men are
down...Nash slowly starting to move as is Shadow...both men are back
up...Nash swings...Shadow catches him and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX!!!
Shadow drapes an arm across Nash's chest...1...2...3NO!!! NO! Nash
got his shoulder up!

Nikki: That was close...this match is anybody's ball game.

BSW: The crowd is booing and pointing toward the aisle...

JT: LOOK! IT'S TITAN!!!

BSW: Titan is coming down to the ring with what looks like t-shirts in
his hands...he's making his way over the announce table. Ladies and
gentleman we're joined by the IWO World Champion Titan.

Titan: Shut up you idiot and let's watch Nash kick this guy's ass.
Hello JT good to see you again.

JT: Likewise champ.

Nikki: I'm gonna be sick.

BSW: Shadow pulls Nash up...DDT!!! Shadow quickly to the top...FROG
SPLASH!!! That's it! 1...2...NO! Nash kicks out!

Titan: Don't ever count Nash out...this guy's the last guy I'd ever
want to face.

BSW: Shadow pounds the mat in frustration...TallGuy is encouraging
Nash to get up...Shadow helps him up...whips Nash into the
ropes...Nash ducks a clothesline...Shadow leaps...HURRACANRANA with a
roll up! 1...2...NO!! Nash shoved Shadow off!

Titan: That was just raw power by the big man...OH!

BSW: Shadow stomps on the knee of Nash...Shadow now applies a spinning
toe hold...Nash quickly grabs the ropes...Shadow shoves the referee
back and JUMPS DOWN HARD on the knee of Nash! Shadow now going to the
outside...he's right out in front of us...he grabs a chair and tosses
it into the ring...Shadow just flipped off Titan!

Titan: Don't make hand gestures dark boy...get in the ring and get
your ass kicked before I do it myself.

BSW: The referee disposes of the chair and Shadow is upset with that...

JT: Why's he so upset? The ref just wants a fair match.

BSW: Nash used the chair earlier and the ref didn't do a damn thing!
Shadow now grabs Nash's leg again...he's dragging him over to a
corner...Shadow to the outside...RAMS NASH'S LEG AROUND THE RINGPOST!
Nash writhing in pain...holding his knee...Shadow back into the ring
and he's yelling at Mr. TallGuy.

Titan: What's he yellin at TallGuy for? He didn't do anything...he's
just a stunt double.

JT: RIGHT!

BSW: Shadow picks Nash up...whips him across the ring to the
corner...follows him in with a HUGE splash! Nash stumbles out of the
corner...Shadow hits the ropes...DIAMOND CUTTER! Shadow says that's
it...1...2...NO!!! Nash kicked out again! Shadow just can't seem to
put him away.

Titan: And he won't. C'mon Jas...GET UP!

BSW:Shadow sets Nash up...steps back...SUPERKICK...NO...Nash
ducks...kicks Shadow in the midsection...JACKKNIFE!!! Shadow is out
cold but Nash is too hurt to cover him.

Nikki: I think Nash's knee gave out on him.

BSW: Nash rubbing his knee...slowly limps over to Shadow...he covers
him...1...2...

Titan: YESSSS!!!

BSW: 3NO!!!! NO!

Titan and JT: What?!?

BSW: Shadow got his shoulder up!!! Nash took too much time trying to
walk off the pain in his knee and it cost him!

JT: I can't believe it.

BSW: Nash is in shock...he picks Shadow up and is gonna set him up for
a second Jackknife Powerbomb.

JT: Let me correct you Scott...this will be a third Jackknife.

BSW: You're right for once JT...Nash with Shadow...JACKKNIFE NO!
Shadow reverses it into a BACKBODY DROP! Shadow is getting a second
wind here.

Titan: I just broke wind...man excuse me...must've been those gorditas.

Nikki: I'm gonna be sick.

BSW: Shadow picks Nash up and is pounding away on the head of
Nash...Shadow whips him in...kick to the midsection...LIGHTS OUT!!!
Nash is out cold!

Titan: (Throws his bottle of water on the ground)

BSW: HEY! Where the hell are you going?!?

Titan: I...uh...dropped my water bottle...

BSW: Shadow covers Nash...1...2...TITAN IN!!! HE JUST NAILED SHADOW
WITH THE WORLD TITLE!!!! The referee's had enough and he's calling for
the bell! Titan continues to stomp away on Shadow...he picks Shadow
up...puts him on the top turnbuckle...Titan goes up after him...

JT: TITAN X-PRESS!!! YESSSSS!!!

Nikki: This is just sick! We had a new champion and then Titan had to
ruin it!

BSW: Mr. TallGuy is in and he's reviving Nash...Titan tells TallGuy to
go get a table...TallGuy goes out and grabs a table...Nash is up..Nash
grabs Shadow...JACKKNIFE!!! Titan picks him up again...TITAN
X-PRESS!!! DAMMIT!!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!

JT: Here we go Scott...BLOOOOOD!!!

Nikki: Get some help out here!

BSW: Titan and Nash are gonna try to end this kid's career! Nash
picks Shadow up again...A FOURTH JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! Shadow is not
moving! TallGuy's got that table set up...what the hell is gonna
happen? I shudder to think.

JT: They're playing paper rock scissors to see who gets to drive
Shadow through the table...NASH WON! WHOO HOO!!!

BSW: JT...you're a sick man.

JT: I'm not sick...I just know when and where good things are happening.

BSW: Titan comes back over here and grabs those t-shirts.
Meanwhile...Nash has a lifeless Shadow set up...JACKKNIFE THROUGH THE
TABLE!!!! GOOD GOD!!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!

Nikki: The EMT's are finally here.

BSW: Titan tosses Nash and TallGuy two of those shirts. They put it on
and they say...FWA?!?

JT: The FWA's back!

BSW: Titan's got a mic.

Titan: WE'RE BAAAAAACK!!!! You're looking at the stable that one
again is gonna redefine wrestling...the FWA is back...and we're
stronger than ever...and the fun is just beginning!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BSW: Nash grabs a can of spraypaint and sprays F-W-A on Shadow's
back...Nash and Titan embrace. This is a disgusting sight!

Nikki: It is Scott...this is a sad day for the IWO...Shadow could be
seriously hurt.

BSW: They've gotten him onto the stretcher...Nash...Titan...Mr.
TallGuy and Brittany are heading back to the locker room. WAIT! NASH
JUST KNOCKED THE STRETCHER OVER! Nash and Titan are stomping away on
Shadow again!! GOD DAMMIT! IWO officials are pulling Nash and Titan
away from Shadow...this is just SICK! Can we go to something else
here?!? A commerical?!? I don't care what! Nash and Titan are just
laughing.

JT: This is Pay Per View Television Scott!

BSW: This is just plain sick JT! Go to a commercial or something!

Nikki- We don't have commercials!!!

(More amazing pyrotechnic explosions occur and the crowd is going extremely
insane. They are being treated to possibly the greatest PPV in wrestling
history and loving it. Then, suddenly, the ring announcer makes his way to the
ring)

RING ANNOUNCERS: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, IS FOR THE
INTERNET WRESTLING ORGANIZATION'S EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(the crowd goes nuts)

RING ANNOUNCER: INTRODUCING FIRST...

("Du Hast" by Rammstien begins to blare throughout the entire arena and the
crowd starts popping)

RING ANNOUNCER: HE STANDS AT 6'2, AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT 248 POUNDS. HE IS A
MEMBER OF THE BADASS WHITEGUYS STABLE, AND HAS EARNED THE NAME THE 'CRIPPLER'
IN HIS STAY IN THE IWO. HE IS THE MASTER OF THE EQUAILIZER, AND IS THE
CHALLENGER, 'CRIPPER' TONY DAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd pops big time)

'Beautiful' Nikki: Oh my....the 'Crippler' is looking F-I-N-E fiine!!!!!

JT: We'll see what happens when MY pick to win this match and the Ladder Royal
comes out! The fans will be loving it and screaming his name!

BSW: I doubt that JT..

(Tony Davis stands against the ring ropes at the far end of the ring)

RING ANNOUNCER: INTRODUCING LAST, STANDING AT A GARGANTUAN 6'9, AND WEIGHING
IN TONIGHT AT 298 POUNDS, HE IS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE iNSANE WORLD ORDER, AND
THE MASTER OF THE MANIA!!! HE IS THE CURRENT IWO EXTREME CHAMPION OF THE
WOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!! HE IS MAD MAX!!!

("The Frayed Ends of Sanity" by Metallica starts juicin' throughout the entire
arena as Mad Max makes his way to the ring to a huge pop)

-Bell Rings-

IWO Extreme Title Match
Mad Max -c- v. 'Crippler' Tony Davis

BSW: Mad Max and the Crippler circling each other....and Davis grabs a hold of
Max's arm, and a twist! Davis holds on.....off the ropes and drops a leg right
on the arm! Great move by the Crippler! Davis hits the ropes as Max gets
up...and a devestating running lariat sends Mad Max to the outside!!

JT: BIG mistake by the Crippler! Now Mad Max is in his habitat and he is going
to crush Davis like a bug!

Nikki: You watch JT. The Crippler is gonna wipe the floor with that lunatic,
and might I add, very ugly Mad Max.

BSW: And Mad Max with a chair....Crippler OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCHA BUT
GETS A CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!!! CRIPPLER DOWN AND HURT! Mad Max picks Davis
up....and whips him right into the ring steps!!! He bulldozed over the ring
steps for crying out loud!! Davis to his feet...and is met with yet another
chair shot!!

JT: HAHAHA!!! See Nikki!! You're gonna owe me some money after this one!

Nikki: We'll see about that JT.

JT: Maybe you could pay me back...in the sack?

BSW: ...Back to the action now. Max is wailing away at the defenseless Tony
Davis with chair shot after chair shot! Max picks up the ring steps....and
HURLS THEM AT DAVIS'S FACE!! BOOM!! DAVIS IS A MESS! Max is positioned over
Davis with the ring steps!! HE'S GOING TO THROW THEM ON DAVIS!!! Davis with a
low blow!!!! DAVIS RISES UP WITH AN UPPERCUT SENDING THE STEPS INTO MAX'S FACE
AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL RING POLE!!! Davis grabs the
chair...FLYING CHAIR DRIVER AND MAX IS HURT!

Nikki: Hahaha!!

JT: Oh, shut up.

BSW: Davis has got Mad Max, and he is just dragging him towards the guardrail!
He slings Mad Max's neck over the guardrail and lets out a mighty hardcore
roar!!! He throws Mad Max over the guardrail and begins kicking him in the
crowd! MAD MAX IS IN NO MAN'S LAND!! Davis is just pummelling Mad Max all the
way up the ring steps!! They finally exit through a concession area!

-Concession Area-

BSW: Davis is picking up right where he left off!! HE SLAMS MAD MAX'S HEAD
RIGHT INTO A METAL VENDING MACHINE!!! He's gonna do it again! Max stops it
with his foot and hooks Davis! RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! Mad
Max tosses Davis on top of a stand and climbs up!! DEAR GOD!!!! POWERBOMB OFF
THE TOP OF THE STAND SENDING DAVIS DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!

Nikki: TONY!!!! TONY!!! GET UP TONY!!!!

JT: He's NOT getting up! And you owe me big time!

BSW: Mad Max has just ripped a piece of metal siding off of one of the
stands...AND BOOM!!! Davis is rocking after that shot! Max picks him up and
hooks his leg and head!!!! NO!! NO!!! FISHERMANS BUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE METAL
SIDING!!!!!!! Mad Max with a cover!!

Nikki: NO! 1........2....

JT: 3!! NO!!! DAVIS KICKS OUT???

Nikki: I told you so.

BSW: Mad Max is very upset!!! He whips Davis straight ahead and Davis trips
and goes down onto the concrete! Max takes a step back and is running at
Davis! WITH THAT SIDING!!! NO!! Wait! DAVIS TO HIS FEET!!!! HE DUCKS! Davis
catches Max around the waist!!! MAX STILL HAS THE SIDING!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY
DAVIS ONTO THE SIDING KNOCKING MAX HALFWAY TO JUPITER!! Max is somehow to his
feet...and throws the siding at Davis!! Davis catches it!!

JT: BIG MISTAKE!

BSW: VAN DAMNINATOR WITH THE METAL SIDING AND DAVIS HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!! Max
whips Davis outside....to the...PARKING LOT?!?!?!

-Parking Lot-

BSW: Davis trying to mount some offense! He runs at Max! BIG BOOT!! Right down
onto the pavement goes Davis! Max is on a car and has Davis set up for a
tornado DDT!!! He spins!! NO! DAVIS CATCHES HIM....ATOMIC DROP!! DAVIS SHOVES
MAD MAX'S HEAD THROUGH THAT CAR WINDOW!!! Davis whips Mad Max straight into
that huge monster truck that's for tomorrows monster truck show!!!

JT: Hah! Nikki, watch as your lover-boy Tony Davis loses you some big time
cash!

Nikki: SHUT UP JT!

BSW: Davis lets out a roar and runs at Max! HE LEAPS!! MAX CATCHES HIM AND TO
THE SIDE!!!! SPINEBUSTER DAMN POWERBOMB ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!!!! DAVIS IS
CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR!!! STOP THE MATCH!!!

JT: No!! Let Max beat up on Davis until he gives up!! Humiliate him Max!

BSW: Max lifts Davis up and throws him onto the hood of the huge monster
truck!! AND ONTO THE ROOF!!

Nikki: Oh boy...someone's going for a ride...

BSW: Davis is stirring....Max flips him around! STONE COLD STUNNER ON THE ROOF
OF THE MONSTER TRUCK! DAVIS GOES OFF THE ROOF AND DOWN THROUGH THE WINDSHEILD
OF A CAR BELOW!! YES!! I SAID THROUGH!!

JT: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now Davis is somewhere he's never been!! Backseat of a car
that's shaking!

Nikki: Oh, and you have?

JT: Err..

BSW: Mad Max now leaps onto the hood of the car that Davis went through the
windsheld of. Max slowly pulls the bloody Davis out of the seats and onto the
hood. Wait! DAVIS WITH A LOW BLOW!! Max is climbing back onto the roof of the
monster truck!! Davis on top as well!! WAIT! DAVIS GRABS MAX BY THE BACK OF
THE NECK!!!! LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! NECKBREAKER OFF THE ROOF OF THAT MONSTER
TRUCK AND DOWN ONTO THAT ALREADY BUSTED UP CAR BELOW AND MAX IS SERIOUSLY
INJURED!!

JT: MAX!!! MAAAAAX!!

Nikki: Get ready to pay up!

BSW: Davis now takes the legs of Mad Max!!! FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK APPLIED ON THE
HOOD OF THAT BUSTED UP CAR!!

JT: Don't submit Max!! Don't give up!!

Nikki: It's all over for Mad Max! Just like you in the sack JT, Mad Max is
gonna tap out to a superior foe!

JT: Are you saying I'm..

BSW: And Max is trying desperatley not to tap out. Max pulls something out of
his pocket? CAR KEYS? HE POKES DAVIS IN THE EYE WITH A KEY!! DAVIS RELEASES
THE HOLD! Max has a second wind seemingly!! Max is running out of sight?
WAIT!!! HERE HE COMES!!! IN A '99 CAMARO!!!! DAVIS IS IN THE WAY!! HE'S GONNA
RUN OVER THE CRIPPLER! Crippler takes a deap breath!

JT, Nikki, BSW: HOLY SH!T!!!

BSW: CORKSCREW PLANCHA THROUGH THE WINDSHEILD OF MAX'S CAR!!!! HE CAN'T SEE
WHERE HE'S GOING!! Max stops the car abruptly!!! Max hops out of the car, and
Davis runs out as well!! Max picks up Davis, and a DDT ONTO THE PAVEMENT!!
DAVIS HAS LOST CONCIOUSNESS!!! Max throws him into the car and RIDES
OFF?!?!??! THEY ARE OUT OF SIGHT OF OUR CAMERAS!!

JT: ...? What's going on now?

Nikki: Er...I have no idea....

BSW: Whatever it is, it ain't good. Looks like this match is over, neither of
you will be winning any bets..

JT, Nikki: WHAT!?!?

JT: This...this HOES money was supposed to pay off the debt I owe at the
coffee shop!!!!

Nikki: How dare you...you WHITE TRASH!!! Your money was supposed to but me a
hairdo at the shop!!!

JT, Nikki: I HATE YOU!!

BSW: WAIT!!!! DAVIS AND MAX HAVE BEEN SIGHTED!!!!! THEY ARE GOING 90 MPH OVER
THE HIGHWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(camera switches to a helicopters view of the car speeding along the
highway...but headed where?)

BSW: AND WE HAVE A FREELANCE IWO CAMERAMAN BEHIND THEM TAPING THE WHOLE
THING!! SWITCH TO THAT FEED!!!!

(they switch to that view)

JT: This is not good....suburban land coming up..

Nikki: WAIT!! LOOK! TONY!!

BSW: TONY DAVIS HAS AWAKENED IN THE BACKSEAT!! HE IS SMASHING MAD MAX
REPEATEDLY WITH RIGHT HANDS! THE CAR IS SWERVING OUT OF CONTROL!!!! OH MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CRASHES INTO MCDONALDS!!!

JT, Nikki: IT CRASHED INTO MCDONALDS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

JT: They better super-size the ambulance that's gonna be needed to drag both
their bodies out!

BSW: BOTH OF THEIR BODIES FLEW THROUGH...WHAT WAS THE WINDSHEILD UNTIL THE
CRIPPLER SHATTERED IT AND THROUGH THE MCDONALDS GLASS AND STRAIGHT IN!! THESE
KIDS ARE GONNA REMEMBER THIS DAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!! Max picks
Davis up....AND DROPS HIM ONTO A TABLE!! Max exits to the McDonalds play area!

-McDonalds Play Area-

BSW: Max takes Davis' head! BOOM! Right into that plastic tree! AND HERE COMES
SOME CLOWN DRESSED LIKE GRIMUS!! THAT STUPID PURPLE THING!

JT: Tony Davis!! kicks Grimus in the gut! THE EQUAILIZER (Double Underhook
Piledriver) ON GRIMUS!! THE KIDS ARE CRYING! HAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! WHAT A
MATCH!

BSW: But it's Max from behind! Davis has Mad Max!!! OH MY! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER
THAT SENDS MAX THROUGH A TABLE!!! Davis has cleaned house! Davis is trying to
grab Mad Max...AND GRIMUS NAILS DAVIS!?!? WHAT?!?!? He takes off his mask!
IT'S JASON NASH!!! Nash kicks Davis in the gut! JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMB THROUGH A
TABLE!!! MCDONALDS HAS BEEN TORN APART! SECURITY IS ESCORTING NASH AWAY BUT
HAS GIVEN MAX VALUABLE TIME!

Nikki: Max has put Davis on another table and is climbing to the top of the
tree!!! HOLY!!!

BSW: ASAI MOONSAULT OFF THE TREE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! MAX WITH THE
COVER ON DAVIS!! 1......2......AND DAVIS KICKS OUT! HOW!?!?

JT: Because the world hates me!!

Nikki: SHUT UP JT!

BSW: And now Davis is on his feet, through all the blood, somehow is trying to
fight! Davis with a right hand that barely effects Mad Max! Davis grabs a
chair...AND CRACKS THE WOODEN MCDONALDS CHAIR OVER MAD MAX'S HEAD SPLITTING
HIM OPEN!! Davis whips Mad Max into the huge monstrosity that the kids are
in!! The kids are running out!! Davis and Max are climibing the damn thing!!!
THEY ARE ON TOP! DAVIS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Nikki, BSW, JT: THE DAMN EQUALIZER (Double Underhook Piledriver) SENDS MAD MAX
SKULL FIRST!!

BSW: AND THE PLAYSET IS COLLSAPSING! IT'S AT LEAST 25 FEET HIGH!!! DAVIS AND
MAX ARE BEING BURIED IN RUBBLE BUT THEY SQUEEK OUT UNBELIEVEABLE!! WHAT A DAMN
MATCH!!

JT: And now look at Davis running away like a coward over the fence! My man
Mad Max right after him!!

BSW: A taxi is passing by and Max hails it!! HE THROWS THE DRIVER OUT AND IS
RIDING BACK TO THE ARENA!!!

Nikki: HE'S RUNNING AWAY!!!! But where is Davis..? Haven't seen him since he
hopped the fence!

BSW: THERE IS YOUR ANSWER!! IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE TAXI!! THEY SWERVE INTO A
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL AND FLY OUT THE WINDSHEILD YET AGAIN THROUGH GLASS INTO A
POOL!!! THEY ARE FIGHTING IN THE POOL WHICH IS BEING STAINED RED FROM ALL THE
BLOOD!!! MY WORD!!

JT: And there is Mad Max out of the pool!! That's my man!!

Nikki: Heh...homo..

BSW: Davis right after him! Max with a kick to the gut!! POWERBOMB ON THE
CONCRETE!! HE HOLDS ON....POWERBOMB #2!! HE HOLDS ON!!! TIGER DRIVER ONTO THE
CONCRETE!!!!! MY GOD!!! Max puts Davis on his shoulder and is climbing the
HIGH DIVING BOARD LADDER!! THEY ARE ON TOP!!!!! LIKE 30 FEET ABOVE THE WATER!
THEY ARE ON THE EDGE AND MAX THROWS DAVIS BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

JT: MANIA (Pedigree) ONTO THE DIVING BOARD!! WAIT!! THE DIVING BOARD HAS GIVEN
WAY AND THEY ARE FALLING TOWARDS THE POOL! SPLASH!! CRASH!! THE DIVING BOARD
LANDS ON MAX!! MAX!!!!!!

BSW: Both men are down in the pool...how they are still going I have no
idea...this has been incredible. Max is concious..and drags Davis out onto the
concrete and out of the pool. Both men are resting, trying to catch a breath
and gain their third winds!

Nikki: And now Max and Davis are exiting the pool area and into the freezing
February cold! Max hitches another taxi and throws the driver out!! Ditto for
the Crippler!! THEY ARE DRIVING TOWARDS THE ARENA BUT REAR END EACH OTHER!!
THEY GO INTO A POOL HALL!!! THE REFEREE IS STILL HEADING TOWARD THE POOL!

BSW: They are inside the pool hall! Davis is to his feet...BUT A PLAYER CRACKS
HIS CUE OVER DAVIS' HEAD!! CHOKESLAM THROUGH A POOL TABLE!!! IT'S TITAN!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON! TITAN BEING ESCORTED AWAY!! Mad Max has got Davis on top of
another pool table..

JT: GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Max has the pin on
Davis! 1...2.....3....4.....5........9...........5000000!!! COME ON REFEREE!!!

Nikki: Thank you referee! If it wasn't for Titan in the first place, this
wouldn't be the scenario!!

JT: Oh shut up you dirty

BSW: WE'RE LIVE ON PPV AT THE SITE OF MAD MAX VS. TONY DAVIS!

Nikki: Oh Scott...let him say what he wanted to say...

JT: Alright then you dirty

BSW: DAVIS BEHIND MAX!! MAX IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW FOR THE REF!! CRIPPLER
CROSSFACE APPLIED ON MAD MAX AND MAX IS TAPPING LIKE HE'S NEVER TAPPED BEFORE!
DAVIS PULLS BACK AND MAX IS YELLING AND SCREAMING!!!

JT: But there's no ref! HAHAHAHA!

Nikki: I swear....if I ever meet that ref...

JT: You'll what? Take him out back and do your dirty work?

Nikki: ARGH!

BSW: AND DAVIS RELEASES THE HOLD!

JT: About time too. Poor Max was passing out.

Nikki: BUT IT'S THE REFEREE!!! Davis grabs the referee and whips him into an
arcade machine! He lets out a roar and re-applies the Crippler Crossface on
Mad Max!! Max is tapping again but there's no referee!!

JT: Poor Tony pulled a Kenny and snapped!! Davis releases the hold and picks
Max up! ROLLING SET OF GERMAN SUPLEXES! 1,

Nikki: 2, 3, 4, 5!!! 5 ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES!!

BSW: Mad Max is slowly making his way up! HE HAS A CUE AND NAILS DAVIS DOWN
LOW!! REVERSE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP SENDS DAVIS THROAT FIRST INTO THE CUE!! Davis
on all fours...and Max standing over him with the cue!

Nikki: CRACK! RIGHT OVER DAVIS' BACK! Max takes a step back and runs! ROLLING
NECKBREAKER! Max turns Davis over and has him pinned! Referee slowly to the
area and makes the count! 1.....

JT: 2...

BSW: 3! HE GOT HIM NO HE DIDN'T! DAVIS KICKS OUT!

JT: I TOLD you not to go to the Vince McMahon School of Commentary
Scott....you should have listened..

BSW: Well..

Nikki: Mad Max has Davis and they are leaving the pool hall! And they are
entering...a day camp!?!?!

-Day Camp-

BSW: Davis whips Mad Max down the pavement driveway heading towards his day
camp!! LOOK AT THIS ENORMOUS BATTLEFIELD! Davis kicks Mad Max in the gut He
whips him down into a basketball court below!! THEY ARE ON AN ENORMOUS HILL!!
MAX IS FALLING DOWN THE ENTIRE THING AND HITS HIS HEAD ON A TREE!!!! Max rolls
down into the court! And there is a tennis court to the right!

Nikki: Davis is climbing a HUUUUUGE TREE and is high up!!! OH MY GOD! PLANCHA
DOWN ONTO MAD MAX KNOCKING BOTH MEN DOWN!!!!! Here come two camp counserlers!
And fine if I may say so myself!

JT: THEY ARE ATTACKING MAX AND THE CRIPPLER! THEY WANT PEACE! MAX AND CRIPPLER
WITH A DOUBLE LOW BLOW ON THE COUNSERLERS! DOUBLE DDT!! Max picks Davis
up.....REVERSE DDT!!! Max jumps off the wooden boards and ANOTHER ASAI
MOONSAULT! Davis is somehow on his feet! Davis hooks Max! BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE
PAVEMENT BASKETBALL COURT!!!

BSW: Davis runs and gets a tennis racket!! BAM! DOWN GOES MAD MAX! Davis and
Max are battling up the hills! DAVIS WHIPS MAX INTO A LARGE MANSION! I guess
where the owners live..

Nikki: They are inside!! Davis grabs Max....VERTICAL SUPLEX!! He whips Max
right into a wall and smashes his head against it! POWERSLAM ON THE RECOIL!!
No referee!

BSW: And the referee is in the ring back here at the arena? What!?!? He's not
leaving! If one of these two want to win, they gotta take it to the ring!!!

JT: How are they gonna get back!?!? They leave the mansion and see a bus! They
run into the bus!!! THE BUS TAKES OFF!!!

BSW: Where the hell is it headed? We have IWO Camera-Man tracking it! GOOD
LORD!! THEY ARE FIGHTING ON THE BUS FULL OF CHILDREN!! From what I can
see....Davis nails...no, Max nails....ARGH!!

JT: And the bus stops!!! IT'S A BOWLING ALLEY!!! Max and Davis spill out of
the bus and are brawling all the way into the bowling alley!! A LONG SPIRAL
STAIRCASE!! Davis hooks Max!! NO!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER DOWN THE
STAIRCASE!!!!!!!!!! MAX IS FALLING DOWN AND MAY HAVE A BROKEN NECK!!! Davis
climbs to the top and is poistioned on the banister!

BSW: Max is climbing back up the stairs!! DAVIS SLIDES DOWN AND CLOTHESLINES
MAX AS HE GOES BY! Davis is climbing back up to the top and so is Max!! MAX
GRABS DAVIS AND THROWS HIM!! HE IS CLEARING THE STEPS AND LANDS DOWN ABOUT 40
FEET BELOW THROUGH A PINBALL MACHINE!! DAVIS IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!

Nikki: Max runs down the stairs and grabs Davis and whips him into a rack of
bowling balls!! Davis picks up a pin and crack Max with it!! Max stumbling
back and Davis clotheslines him down! Davis kicks Max in the gut! THE
EQUAILIZER (Double Underhook Piledriver) !!!!!!!!!! Davis with the cover but
there is no official! He's in the ring! Davis grabs the unconcious Max and is
dragging him to the outside! He throws a guy out of his car and hops in!! HE
IS DRIVING BACK TO THE ARENA WITH MAX!!

BSW: He is going about 85-90!!! They are making great time! Kids - don't try
this at home.

JT: And Davis parks right in front of the arena! MAX LEAPS OUT AND HEADBUTTS
THE CRIPPLER! Max grabs the 'Club' and WAFFFLES Davis with it! He climbs on
top of the car and comes down with the Club across Davis' throat!! He is
choking Davis with it! He whips Davis back into the arena!

-Arena-

BSW: Where the hell are they? The basement of the arena? It's empty and there
are lots of boxes!! Davis whips Max into the boxes and begins climbing a
ladder!! OH MY GOD!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE LADDER AND INTO THE BOXES
BELOW!! BUT HE MISSED MAX!! MAX IS BY THE LADDER! Davis pokes his head out and
Max NAILS HIM WITH THE LADDER! Max drags Davis out of the boxes..

Nikki: TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE LADDER!!! Davis is out! Davis trying to
make his way up! HE NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE LADDER! DOWN GOES THE
CRIPPLER! Max throws the ladder down and is taking Davis to the ring!

-Ring Area-

BSW: Max and Davis are brawling down the ramp! Davis with a kick to the gut!
FRONT FACE DDT!!! HE SURPRISED EVERYONE WITH HOW FAST HE PULLED THAT OFF!!
Cover right outside the ring!!! THE REFEREE WON'T MAKE THE COUNT UNLESS THEY
ARE IN THE RING! THEY ARE LITERALLY TOUCHING THE APRON AND THE REF WON'T MAKE
A COUNT! WHAT A TRAVESTY!!!!

JT: Davis into the ring!! HE BOOTS THE REFEREE!!! EQUAILZIER (Double Underhook
Piledriver) ON THE REFEREE!!!!! HE'S OUT COLD! But what is this??

Nikki: IT'S JASON NASH!! HE BOOTS DAVIS! DAVIS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK!! HE
PUMMELS NASH TO THE OUTSIDE! Oh no! TITAN! TITAN GRABS DAVIS!! MELTDOWN!!!!!!

BSW: Titan places Davis on the top rope and gives the signal!! DEAR GOD NO! He
climbs to the top rope!! TITAN X-PRESS (Top Rope Chokeslam)!!!!!!!!!!!!! He
pulls Mad Max into the ring and puts him on top of Davis! Titan takes the
referee's hand!! He picks it up.....1!! HE'S COUNTING FOR THE REFEREE!!

JT: ......2!!!!! Kiss your money goodbye Nikki!!

Nikki: 3!!!! NOO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! MAD MAX WINS!!

RING ANNOUNCER: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.....AND STILL

(booing)

RING ANNOUNCER: IWO EXTREME CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLD!! MAD MAX!

BSW: Just why did Titan and Nash help Mad Max!?!?

Nikki: THERE'S YOUR ANSWER!!

(Titan grabs a mic)

Titan - This is just the beginning... Hope you like what you see, because I
promise you with all of my heart, this won't be the LAST TIME you see us... We
are going to make you sick, your children sick, and by god, even your
children's children sick... and Zombie... You fat ass dead shack of shit...
You want a feud??? Lets do it dead man...

BSW: Sickening words from our IWO World Champion...ugh..


US Title Match
Chris Anthony -c- vs. Ken War

BSW - We've just been handed a note here. It looks like this match will
be a LAST MAN STANDING match!!! That changes the entire outlook of this
match. I just can't see either of these two guys not get up from something.

JT - For those of you that are stupid, like my friend Scott here, A LAST
MAN STANDING MATCH means that the only way to win is to knock your opponent
down for a ten count. So, someone is going to win. Because if Ken War were
to hit Chris Anthony over the head with a grand piano, I'm sure Anthony
couldn't get up for the ten count.

Nikki - That's just a great example JT. I guess I couldn't have put it
better myself. But with that stipulation added to this match how does
this affec the men involved? How long have they known about this? This
now means that they can do anything. Chairs, tables, ladders, anything.
I really don't think they were ready for this!!!

BSW - That and take into consideration that Ken War has already been through
a hell in the cell match. That match took a lot out of War and for this
stipulation to be added last minute like this, i just can't see him pulling
this one out.

JT - Also guys, remember, BOTH of these guys are moving on to the LADDER
RUMBLE for a chance at a world title shot at Desperate Measures. They might
not use everything they have for this match.

Nikki - You are crazy JT. Both of these guys want the US Title. It won't be
a
half ass show like you put on every week. Expect this to be one hell of a
match.

(The Ring Announcer is in the ring with his trusty little microphone. That's
such a sweet little microphone. I wish I had one like it.)

Ring Announcer - This match is for the US Title... It is a LAST MAN STANDING
match!!! The rules are simple, to win the US Title you must knock your
opponent out for a ten count. If he does not get up, then you win.. Now,
lets bring out the competitors!!!

(The camera cuts to the back where we see Chris Anthony and Ken War
brawling.
Ken War is beating on Chris Anthony with a broom stick. The ref sees this
and
signals for the bell and heads to the back.)

BSW - No introduction I guess!!! They are already beating the hell out of
each
other in the back.

War is jabbing the broom stick in Anthony. War chunks the broom stick to
the floor and jerks Anthony up. He rams him head first into a trash can. The
ref
has made it to the back. War picks up the trash can and drops it on Anthony.
Trash goes everywhere. The ref starts his count, War shoves the ref aside
and
picks Anthony up from the trash pile. He slings him back first into a brick
wall and charges at him. Anthony falls to the floor causing War to go face
first into the wall. Both men are now down...

JT - These guys are maniacs. They aren't going to have any chance at all
in that Ladder Rumble coming up. I'd be surprised if someone actually won
this
match. They are going to kill each other, what morons.

Nikki - Oh JT, what would your stragety be then Mr. Know-It-All??

JT - If I were Ken War, I wouldn't worry about this match. I'd already have
my ass beat in the Hell in the Cell so I would just come out and lay down
for
a ten count and let Anthony keep his belt then injury Anthony in the Ladder
Rumble and steal the US Title.

BSW - What an idea!!! For a coward!!!

JT - Thanks... NO!!! HEY!!!

War is slowly getting up. He picks Anthony up, Anthony was playing possum,
he has some trash in his hand and shoves it in Ken War's face. War tries
to push it away. Anthony is up, kick to the knee sending War down to his
knees. Anthony goes over and jerks War up... He throws him... INTO A PAY
PHONE!!
Anthony takes the phone off the hook and wraps the cord around War's neck.
War can't breath.. Anthony lets it go and slams War's head up against the
phone
again. War goes down, Anthony yells at the ref to start
counting...1...2...3...
4...5...War has made it up to his knees, the ref stops the count. Anthony is
looking around for something to use. A lot of fans are now gathered around
the wrestlers. He looks into the crowd and sees a woman holding a purse. He
grabs the woman's purse and nails Ken War in the head with it. The woman
is screaming. He nails War again, the purse is having no affect on War...

Chris Anthony - Damn you lady, don't you carry anything heavy in your purse
besides used tampons???

The woman gets in Anthony's face. She slaps him and is jerked away by IWO
security. Ken War is right behind Anthony, Anthony doesn't know it. War
taps Anthony on the shoulder, Anthony turns around only to get poked in the
eye. War picks him up and slams him to the floor. War starts stomping on
Anthony. Anthony is trying to cover up. War jerks Anthony up and picks him
up
and puts him over his shoulder. He is headed out to the ring!!! He heads out
the entrance way and the fans stand up and cheer... Anthony slips out of
War's hands and gives War a low blow. War goes down. Anthony starts "posing"
for the crowd. They are booing him. Anthony is looking around. He sees a
ladder
near the back part of the arena. He goes over and grabs the ladder. He picks
it up and carries it over to War. He nails War across the back with it. War
goes down hard. He picks the ladder back up and drops it on him. He is now
telling the ref to count again...1...2...3...4...5...6...War throws the
ladder
off of him. Anthony now has a barrel of somekind. War is on his knees and
Anthony puts the barrel on War's head. He picks the ladder up and smacks the
barrel with the ladder. War goes back down. He manages to get the barrel off
of his head. Anthony grabs the barrel and shatters it over War's back. He
yells at the ref again to start counting...1...2...3..4..5...6...7...NO!!!
War is fighting to get up. Anthony grabs the ladder and swings it at War.
War somehow manages to catch it shoving it back at Anthony. Anthony falls
butt
first to the floor. War is getting a second wind. War jerks Anthony up and
slams
him face first into the guardrail. Anthony now has a cut on his face. War
starts walking toward the ring.

BSW - This is amazing. These two have been at it from the very beginning.
We've
not seen any kind of moves whatsoever. Just brawling and weapons of any
kind.
You are right JT, none of these guys are going to win the Ladder Rumble!!!

JT - See, I'm not stupid after all!! HAHA!!!

Nikki - Scott??? I can't believe you!!!

War grabs a chair, he heads back to Anthony. He nails Anthony right in the
face with the chair. Anthony is bleeding more. He nails him again and
again...
Anthony is down on the floor. War wants the ref to make the
count...1...2..3..
4...5...6.. Anthony is moving!!! He is up to his knees. War nails him across
the back with the chair sending him face first to the
floor...1...2...3...4..
5...6..7...8...NO!! Anthony up to his knees again!!! War is frustrated. War
jerks Anthony up and carries him to the ring. He slides him into the ring.
War goes around and gets a table, he slides that into the ring. War is now
in the ring. He sets the table up. He picks Anthony up and places him on the
table. War is going to the top rope!!!

BSW - This isn't something that Ken War would usually do. That US Title must
mean a lot to him.

JT - I wouldn't do this if I were War. He should just put Anthony through
the table and not put himself through the table. Remember, the match can
end in a draw if they are both out for the ten count!!!

Nikki - That was on some other pay-per-view JT. This is the IWO, we are the
best at this, not them!!!

War is up on top. The crowd is going crazy. He points down to Anthony and
jumps... ANTHONY MOVES!!! War goes crashing through the table!!! Both
men are down...1...2...3.. Anthony is up...4...5..6..Anthony pulls Ken War
up!!

JT - He probably could have won the match!!! What was he thinking??? He is
a complete moron!!!

Anthony is pointing up to the scaffold!!! The fans cheer him on now!!! Chris
Anthony starts up the scaffold... Ken War is trying to climb up there but he
is still out a little... Anthony is almost to the top... War is half way
there.
He is trying to get back into this thing.. Anthony is now at the top, War
is at the top of the ladder, Anthony jerks him up on the scaffold. The
fans are going crazy. Anthony grabs War... DDT onto the scaffold!! It starts
shaking!!! The ref is now up on the scaffold and he starts counting War
down...
1....2...3...4...5..6...7..NO!! War is up!!! Anthony is in shock!!! Anthony
jerks War up, he shoves him off!!! NO!!! War catches the scaffold!!! He
is hanging on by his hands!!! Anthony is laughing. He looks down to stomp
on War's hand... First his right one!!! THERE IT GOES!!! He is hanging on
by his LEFT hand!!! That's it!!! Anthony is really laughing... War swings
his
right hand around and grabs Anthony by the ankle... Anthony isn't prepared
for that... It trips him up sending him falling into the ring below... War
pulls himself up on the scaffold.. He tells the ref to count...1...2...(the
fans are counting along)3...4...5..6...7..8...9..10!!!

Winner and NEW US Champion - Ken War

BSW - That was a great ending!!! Anthony should have NEVER gone up on that
scaffold. He was just trying to get over with the fans.

JT - Yeah and after that fall I don't see how Anthony can even BE in the
Ladder
Rumble!!! Ken War looks like he still has something in him, but I really
can't
see him winning.

Nikki - Like I said earlier.. Neither one of them were prepared for a last
man
standing match. Who knows what would have happened if it were like it was
supposed to be!!!

JT - I take it you like Chris Anthony!!!

Nikki - No...

BSW - Ok, you two stop.. we have a lot more stuff to do here tonight!!!

World Tag Team Championship Match
Hostile Youth -c- v. Era of our Kind

BSW- Oh boy, next up we got, most likely one of the best matches of the
evening, the world heavyweight tag team championship match.

JT- All right! Hostile Youth will defend against former tag team champs, Era
of our Kind.

Nikki- This one should be real great. Hostile Youth was part of the NWF before
they disbanded just tonight, and we all know that NWF is hardcore.

BSW- But let's not forget about Era of our Kind, they've been hiding in the
shados it seems for a while, but they have emerged to take back the gold that
was once around their waste, but probably the greatest tag team in IWO
history, Hostile Youth, is in their way.

Nikki- What about the great Thunder Brothers?

JT- Ha, those guys couldn't take Hostile Youth if their lives depended on it,
plus their a bunch of old farts now anyways.

BSW- Exactly.

Nikki- Well, I kind of see your point, Hostile Youth do seem a lot better than
White Thunder, actually I'll go with you on this, Hostile Youth is the best
tag team in IWO history.

BSW and JT- Thank you.

(A ring announcer steps inside the ring. He is in the center of the ring and
holding a microphone)

BSW- Oh well, I guess they are going to start bringing out the wrestlers to
get this one started.

Nikki- Here we go!

Ring Announcer- The next bout, is scheduled for one fall and has a 60 minute
time limit. It is for the IWO World Heavyweight Tag Team Championships.
Introducing first, the challengers, they are former IWO Tag Team Champions,
representing Mass Destruction...they are Era of our Kind!

("Wherever I May Roam" plays as Phantom and Mastermage walk out to a mixed
crowd, some don't even seem to care they are coming out. They get in the ring
and stand in their corner, consulting eachother)

BSW- Well, apparently the crowd doesn't really give a hoot about Era of our
Kind, we'll just see what they have to say for Hostile Youth.

Ring Announcer- Introducing next, they are the IWO World Heavyweight Tag Team
Champions, they are former members of the NWF, they are Phelan Kell and Ashton
Cain, they are HOSTILE YOUTH!!!!

("F*cking Hostile" by PanterA plays and Phelan and Ashton walk out wearing the
IWO Tag Team belts around their waists, and the crowd is going nuts, they are
cheering like Hell, Hostile Youth slides in the ring and the crowd is still
going nuts)

BSW- Holy crap, Hostile Youth has gotten the biggest ovation in IWO history!
This beats out Joey Rappoport, Inferno back in the face days, and ?¿?!
Amazing! Hostile Youth really has the crowd with them in this match!

(The bell rings, and the referee holds the tag team titles high in the air,
the crowd is still cheering for Hostile Youth)

BSW- Apparently Phelan and Phantom are going to start this one. Ashton is
getting the crowd going for Phelan. Phantom charges at Phelan and nails him
with a clothesline, Phelan falls hard to the ground. Phantom pulls Phelan up
and he throws him to the ropes, when Phelan returns he picks him up and gives
him a backbreaker! Oh wow! Phelan just got broken by Phantom! Phantom picks up
Phelan and bodyslams him to the ground hard. Phantom goes to the top, he goes
for a flying elbow but no! Phelan has rolled out of the way and Phantom slams
hard into the mat! Phantom is grabbing his elbow in pain and Phelan has pulled
him up to his feet. Phelan runs and bounces off the ropes with his feet, does
a flip in the air and his feet kick Phantom right in the chest! What a move by
Phelan! Phelan throws Phantom to the ropes, Phelan goes for a back body drop,
but Phantom catches Phelan and gives him a hard piledriver! Oh wow! Phelan's
head nearly drove straight through the mat from that piledriver by Phantom!
Phantom pulls up Phelan and throws him into the corner. Phantom charges and
shoves his shoulder straight into Phelan Kell, and Phelan's back slams into
the turnbuckles! What a charge by Phantom! Phantom puts Phelan up on the top,
Phelan is now sitting on the top rope, Phantom grabs Phelan by the neck and
gives him a diamond cutter manuever from the top! What a move by Phantom!
Phelan's face slams hard into the mat! Phantom is dismantling Phelan here
tonight! Phantom throws Phelan to the ropes, Phantom, tries a standing
clothesline but Phelan ducks and goes behind him, Phantom turns around to face
Phelan, Phelan kicks Phantom in the gut and facebuster by Phelan! Amazing!
What a great move! Phelan flips Phantom over on his back and he goes up top,
FROGSPLASH! Phelan has the cover 1..2..no! Kickout by Phantom! Phelan picks up
Phantom and pulls him by the head over to the corner wear Ashton is standing.

Nikki- This is on course to being a great match.

JT- Yah, I'm for Hostile Youth on this one.

BSW- And why is that?

JT- Well, my good buddy Inferno likes them.

Nikki- Oh brother.

BSW- Phelan has Phantom in the corner where Ashton is standing and he is
slamming Phantom's head into the turnbuckles. Phelan tags Ashton and Ashton
flings himself over the ropes and performs a sunset flip on Phantom, he's in
the pin 1..2..no! Phantom manages to kickout once again!. Ashton grabs
Phantom's leg and twists it, he then stomps on the leg! That has got to hurt!
Ashton pulls Phantom to his feet and throws him to the ropes and Phantom and
Ashton both go for a clothesline and it's a big double clothesline! Both men
are laid out on the ring mat. Phantom, starts to crawl over to Master Mage, he
reaches out for a tag, but no!

BSW- Ashton pulls Phantom away from the corner! Ashton just bounced up on his
feet and pulled Phantom away! These guys are really determined to keep their
titles! Phantom is standing but he is dizzy, Ashton goes to the top and a big
crossbody by Ashton! What a manuever! Phantom is laid out! Wait Phantom is
once again standing he is right near the ropes and he is dizzy once again!
Ashton charges at him and he springs with his feet towards Phantom, but
Phantom ducks and Ashton goes flying over the ropes and he slams right through
the Spanish Announcer's table! Oh wow! Phelan is now in the ring and he
clotheslines Phantom over the top, Master Mage gets off of the ring apron and
goes and grabs a chair, he slides back in the ring and nails Phelan in the
back of the head with the chair! The 2 legal men are outside of the ring,
Ashton is on his back on a broken table. Phantom is up from that clothesline
and up on the top turnbuckle, he jumps and he slams right into Ashton and
drives him even more through the table! Oh wow! Phantom has a steel chair and
he nails Ashton with it and drives him a little further through the table!

Nikki- Scotty don't forget the action going on in the ring!

JT- Master Mage is in there dominating on Phelan Kell!

BSW- Oh wow! Master Mage is pounding on Phelan Kell with that steel chair,
without remorse he is totally breaking Phelan to pieces! Phelan is bloody, his
head is cracked open bad! Oh wow! His face is covered in blood! Ashton is hurt
bad outside. Phantom is once again on the ring apron, I think he may do an
elbow drop. Ashton has rolled off of the broken Spanish Announcer's Table. He
is lieing next to it, he's hurt for sure. Master Mage throws Phelan to the
ropes inside, Phelan slams into Phantom whos on the ring apron! Phantom flies
back and slams into the table! Master Mage just injured his own partner!
Ashton is barely standing now. He has grabbed the ring bell and he slams it
into Phantom over and over. Master Mage is against the ropes watching Phantom
be pounded on. Phelan Kell is bloodied but he has got himself back on his
feet. He grabs Master Mage from behind and delivers a Deathdrop! Master Mage
is laid out! Phelan is stomping on Master Mage now. Ashton is still poundong
on Phantom outside with that ring bell! Ashton picks up Phantom and throws him
into the guardrail. Ashton charges at him and dropkicks him. Phantom's back
slams into the guardrail some more. Phantom gets to his feet, but Ashton
delivers an evenflow ddt manuever right into the cement floor. Phantom is
bleeding from the head now! Phelan pulls up Master Mage and throws him to the
ropes, Phelan nails the returned Master Mage with the same steel chair that
Mage had used on him. That nearly took Mage's head off!

Nikki- I don't think any of these men want to leave this arena unless in a
stretcher and with that gold.

JT- Now that's what I'm talking about!

BSW- Master Mage and Phantom are both laid out and bleeding. Ashton throws
Phantom back into the ring, Ashton springs himself over the ropes into a
frogsplash on Phantom! What a manuever! Phelan has Master Mage over his
shoulder. He lays him down on the ring apron of the corner he is supposed to
be at. Phelan gets back over in his corner. Ashton puts Phantom on his
shoulders, Phelan goes to the rop and does a missile dropkick into Phantom!
What a move! Ashton has Phantom back on his shoulders! Phelan is back on the
top, but wait! Master Mage is up and he slides in the ring! He tackles Ashton
from behind and Phelan jumps! Ashton drops hard to the ground and Phelan
misses the missle dropkick, his leg just twisted really bad when Phelan
landed! Oh God! Phelan is grabbing his leg in pain! Master Mage runs back over
to his corner and Phantom tags Master Mage in! Mage grabs Ashton and puts him
in the corner, Master Mage starts ramming his head into Ashton's gut! Oh wow!
Ashton is looking like he's hurting pretty bad! I think Ashton has some
internal injuries from all the table slamming and chair bashing. Phelan has
slid out of the ring, Phantom has his attention on Master Mage and Ashton and
Phelan comes from behind and jumps up on the ring apron, he slams Phantom's
head into the ring post and Phantom is knocked out, he rolls off the ring
apron and falls onto the floor below. Master Mage is still ramming his head
into Ashton's gut, but Ashton springs himself over Master Mage, and Mage
accidentally rams his head between the turnbuckles and into the metal ring
post! Ouch!

Nikki- Wow, Ashton has an undeniably great amount of speed.

JT- And Phelan ain't too bad himself. He has Phantom koed outside, and Phelan
is already back in his corner waiting for another tag.

BSW- Ashton grabs Master Mage and has him set up for a piledriver, Phelan goes
to the top and SPIKED PILEDRIVER! Master Mage's head just got smashed! Ashton
goes for the cover 1..2..no! Kick out by Master Mage! Somehow he survived that
but he is now lieing on the ground holding his neck. His neck must of just
been smashed back in his body by that spiked piledriver. Jesus Christ, man.
Ashton and Phelan are both laying on the ring mat floor, they are both
exhausted from all the energy they must be using to take these two men down.
Phantom has got himself to his feet and he is pissed off, he slides in the
ring and goes for the resting Phelan Kell, he delivers a big leg drop and
Phelan shakes a bit after impact! Phelan and Ashton are definitely sporting
some major injuries here. Phantom pulls up Phelan he puts his head between his
legs and signals for a powerbomb, and boom! WHAT A POWERBOMB BY PHANTOM!
PHELAN JUST GOT SMASHED! Oh no! Phelan isn't moving! Phantom and Master Mage
are both working on Ashton now. Master Mage grabs Ashton and delivers a big
levitating ddt (Gangrel's finisher)! Oh wow! Master Mage and Phantom are
destroying Hostile Youth now! Phantom pulls up Ashton and throws him to the
ropes, Ashton returns and Phantom swings him around and delivers a GIANT
BACKBREAKER, OH WOW! ASHTON JUST GOT SNAPPED IN HALF BY THAT BACKBREAKER!
Hostile Youth is laid out and Master Mage is stomping on Ashton's head, and
Phantom is stomping on Phelan's head.

Nikki- We could have new tag team champs!

JT- Don't doubt Hostile Youth, they work with Inferno, they can do anything!

Nikki- I don't think working with Inferno gives them the edge in this match.

JT- Hey, Inferno is my buddy, respect him.

BSW- Whatever, but all I know is this could be Hostile Youth's last night as
tag champs. Both of them are cracked open at the head, they are both sporting
broken bones, and they most likely have some internal bleeding. Phantom picks
up Phelan and does another monster powerbomb! This just, isn't fair. I don't
know how else to explain it. These men are killing Hostile Youth, well it is
fair technically from the rules, but morally this is totally out of line.
Phelan is totally unconscious, and Ashton is barely moving. Master Mage has
picked up Ashton, he delivers a running powerslam and that just rattles the
body of Ashton! Phantom picks up Phelan and delivers a tombstone piledriver to
him! Hostile Youth have to be dead!


Phelan Kell has managed to roll himself out of the ring. Ashton is now taking
a beating from both Master Mage and Phantom, they are both stomping on him
hard. Phelan is getting cheered by the crowd to get up, he is slowly bringing
himself to his feet. That's it! He is now standing! He has got the crowd with
him, Phelan's Hostile Youth t-shirt is soaked in his own blood, and his face
is covered in it. Phelan grabs a steel chair and he slides back in the ring.
He slams it into the back of Phantom's head and sends him flying into the mat.
Master Mage turns to face Phelan and Phelan swings and bashes in Mage's face!
Phelan has just turned this match around! Oh wow! Phelan is up on the top
rope, and he has that steel chair in his hands. He flies down and slams the
chair into Phantom! What a move!

Nikki- Phelan is on fire here!

JT- Oh yah, this match is going to go down in the history books as one of the
best tag team matches of all time, not just in IWO, I mean in the sport of
wrestling!

BSW- Phelan is holding the steel chair in his hands, he holds it high in the
air and the crowd goes nuts. Phelan smashes it into Master Mage's side. Ashton
is trying to get himself back on his feet, but he can't quite make it. Phelan
pulls up Ashton and they shake hands. Phelan hands Ashton the steel chair and
Ashton smashes it over Master Mage's head! Ashton is loving this. Ashton puts
the steel chair in the center of the ring, he has it standing! He grabs Master
Mage and delivers a facebuster onto the steel chair! Master Mage has been
smashed by Ashton! Ashton is going nuts! Ashton charges towards the top ropes,
he is standing their calling for a moonsault! Phantom has got himself to his
feet and he levels Phelan. He moves Master Mage and has the steel chair
standing in the place where Master Mage once was. Ashton jumps for the
moonsault, in midair Ashton sees what's going on. Oh God! Look at the look of
fear on Ashton's face and SMASH! Ashton's head just smashes into the steel
chair! Oh God. Ashton has some serious injuries for sure now. Phelan has slid
into the ring. He grabs Ashton quick, Ashton's nose is broken badly, and his
face is cracked open severely. Phelan pulls Ashton out of the ring and lays
him down on the floor outside. Phelan slides back in the ring! Apparently
Phelan is going to try and take Era of our Kind by himself! He doesn't want
Ashton to get hurt anymore, because that moonsault into the steelchair just
killed him!

JT- This is horrid, I can't believe that moonsault.

Nikki- I have to wonder what's going on in Phelan's head right now, he is
going in to take these 2 men by himself.

BSW- Oh goodness. Phelan is in the ring staring at both members of Era of our
Kind. Era teams up and goes for a double clothesline. Phelan ducks under it,
Era turns around and Phelan delivers a DOUBLE DDT ON ERA OF OUR KIND, OH BOY!
What a move by Phealn, never doubt this young kid, he has a lot of potential!
Phelan grabs Master Mage and delivers a brainbuster, Phantom is standing and
he grabs Phelan from behind and delivers a German suplex on him! Well, you
knew Phelan couldn't fight these guys forever. Master Mage has climbed himself
to the top and he jumps back with a frogsplash on Phelan! These men are going
to be dominating Phelan for who knows how long, I'm damn sure they can't
finish him off quite yet. Come on Phelan get up, get up! Phantom delivers a
leg drop on Phelan. Phelan is hurt badly I sware, yet he still goes on to
continute this fight. Master Mage and Phantom are both stomping on Phelan now.
This is not fair at all. Wait! Ashton is in the ring! He has a steel chair!
Ashton smashes the chair over Phantom, and he smashes Master Mage with it!
Ashton throws the steel chair out of the ring and climbs to the top rope!
Moonsault on Master Mage! He climbs to the top again, moonsault on Phantom!
Hostile Youth never give up! Phelan has got himself to his feet. He grabs
Master Mage and throws him out of the ring into a table!

JT- This is awesome, Ashton comes out of nowhere and turns this match around!

Nikki- This match has been great so far!

BSW- Ashton is on the top rope, and Phelan has Phantom! Running powerbomb by
Phelan! Ashton with a shooting star press on Phantom! That's it! That's the
circle of destruction! Phelan is now sitting in the corner, he is bloody, his
eyes are swollen, and he's tired. Ashton has covered for the pin 1..2..3!
Hostile Youth wins! Hostile Youth wins! Phantom is pissed off, he rolls out of
the ring and pulls Master Mage to his feet, they are both pissed off, they
walk up the ramp. They're yelling at eachother. The ref has the tag gold and
he hands one of the belts to Ashton. He holds it high in the air and the crowd
goes nuts. The ref hands the other belt to Phelan who is still sitting in the
corner. Phelan squints his swollen eyes and he sees the belt! I don't think
that he even knew that they had won! Phelan is up on the top with the belt! He
is screaming at the top of his lungs and the crowd is going nuts for him!
Hostile Youth are cracked open, and they have numerous broken bones! Yet, they
still managed to pull away with a win! What a great match we saw here tonight!

JT- Hats off to Hostile Youth.

Nikki- Don't forget Era of our Kind, they sure put up a fight! What a night it
has been so far.

BSW- Hostile Youth are walking up the ramp, they are getting a standing
ovation from the crowd, what a night it has been for them.


North American Title Match
§a†an v. Jack in the Box

BSW: The North American Title is up for grabs, with Jack In the Box
challenging Satan. JinB has beaten Satan one time before, can he do it again?

Nikki: I suppose we are about to find out.

BSW: This is going to be a huge matchup, this could steal the show. These
two young atheltes have proven themselves time after time in the ring. I
expect great things from these two. Than I can't wait for the ladder royal,
can you?

JT: Why should I wait for it. I already know who's going to win.

Nikki: And just who is that?

JT: Jason Nash of course! Look at him, he is the eptimome of a pysical
specimen.

Annoucer: Now introducing, the challenger for the North American
championship, he is the master of the Jack, Jack In the Box!

["Enter the Sandman" by Metallica plays as JinB storms the ring with a
vengence.]

BSW: Woah! Talk about your all time game faces.

Annoucer: And now introuducing, the IWO North American Champion, he is Satan!

["Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zepplin plays, and Satan slowly makes his way
to the ring.]

JT: Hey, isn't his music kind of anti-climatic?

BSW: Satan is not getting in the ring. he's just staring up at the
challenger with a fierce intensity. These two are obviously ready fro this
match, who knows how bad either wants this belt. The refree is asking for
Satan to please step inside the ring, so that the match can start. JinB
with a sucicide cross body sailing over the top rope! Wait, Satan catches
him, powerslam! This match isn't hardcore to my knowledge, but it looks
like it's going to end up that way. Satan grabs a chair out from underneath
someone, and nails JinB in the head with it. Again! Satan is pulling JinB
to his feet, inverted atomic drop with an asisst from the guard rail. JinB
is reeling now from the punishment he has taken. Satan is picking up the
guard rail, and he drops it across the back of JinB. Satan has another
chair, and he plants JinB with a DDT on to it. JinB has been opened up, and
is juicing all over now. Satan has the Box one up, and Satan is dragging
JinB further into the arena. Satan is taking JinB over to one of the hot
dog stand vendors in the concession area. Satan is placing JinB up on top
of the hot dog stand, piledriver through the hot dog stand! Hot Dogs are
everywhere, covering the two combatants. Satan has some ketchup, right into
the eye of JinB, it's only mixing with the rest of the blood. This is
getting really wierd, since when is ketchup hardcore? Both men are to
their feet, and Satan hits a bulldog on Jinb. Tongs? Satan has some tongs
from the hot dog vendor, whatever he plans to do with those. Oh! Right to
the eyes of JinB, he could have been blinded. Satan has them up on another
table, and he lifts them both up. There is a first, a Jackhammer suplex
through a table! Satan is just dominating through and through here tonight.

JT: More blood!

Nikki: Ewwww! JinB is bleeding all over the place. Take it away!

BSW: Now Satan has some kind of handheld electronic device. Where the heck
did he get that? I guess it really doesn't matter, because it shattered
into a million peices when it hit Jinb's face. Where is Satan taking him?
No! They are up on top of one of the grandstands, and Satan picks JinB
up........ Gorilla Press Slam to Jack In The Box!!! JinB has sailed some 16
feet all the way down to the concrete here below! That impact was vicous,
a sickenening thud I wish I would never hear again. Satan is just staring
at the limp and lifeless form of JinB. Satan is finally making his way down
the grandstands, there are several medical technicians attending to Jack In
the Box. This is really horrible, what Satan has done here. He has broken
JinB in half, literally. JACK IN THE BOX IS GETTING UP!!! Amazing, he has
to have broken something. Satan is running towards him, they both have a
killer look in their eyes. DEATH WISH!!! Death Wish by Satan, and he is
making the cover! The ref isn't counting, because this isn't a falls count
anywhere match.

JT: Then why exactly hasn't he Dqed them?

BSW: Apparently the ref didn't want the match to end that way. Neither did
anyone else in attendance. Satan is just sitting there, he has has no clue
of what to do. This is a mistake, he is giving JinB clear time to recover.
Not that it will actually do him much good, that is.

Nikki: Well, will you look at that? Satan is carrying the form of Jack In
The Box back to the ring, how kind.

BSW: Bothe men back in the ring, for the very first time. Ref is asking for
the bell to be rung, and Satan is covering JinB. 1...2... thre...... HOLY COW!

Nikki: Somehow Jack In The Box got his shoulder up. That was amazing!

BSW: Not as amazing as this! Jack In The Box is back to his feet, and is
staring Satan down. How you can manage to stare down Satan in his condition
is beyond me. Clotheline!!! By Jack In the Box, it has put Satan down!
Satan pops back up to his feet, clothesline by JinB again! JinB is picking
Satan back up, and sends him to the ropes. JinB's following dropkick sends
Satan over the ropes. Jack In the Box doesn't care, and this time he nails
the suicide cross body. JinB with a table, he has picked it up, splits it
open on Satan's head! JinB peeling away the mats placed around the ring,
exposing the concrete below. JinB sets Satan up, powerbomb on to the
concrete floor. I think I just heard a snapping noise when Satan's back hit
the ground. Jack In the Box takes Satan up to his feet, and is pulling him
over to the concession area. Ref still isn't disqualifying them I guess,
which is okay I guess. Jack In the Box with a box of popcorn at Satan? Now
some chips and dip? Is food hardcore now? Jack In The Box headed over to
another table, he has Satan locked from behind. There is another first! A
German Suplex through the table, and the back of Satan's head has been
opened up.


JT: YEAH!!! More blood!

BSW: Jack In The Box picking Satan right back up, reverse DDT on to a
chair! JinB picking up that same chair, and he slams it against the back of
Satan's head. Another chair shot, and another one. Two more chair shots
from Jack In the Box. JinB just hit Satan with a total of five chair shots
to the back of Satan's head. Satan is now bleeding profusley from the back
of his head, all over this arena. Jack In the Box picking up the lifeless
form of Satan, and carrying him back to the ring. The cover by Jack In The
Box.

JT: 1!

Nikki: 2!

BSW: AND WHAT A KICKOUT! Satan leaps back to his feet, and they are
brawling. Lefts and rights, hooks and jabs, this is a regular boxing match.
They have spilled out of the ring, still brawling to their hearts content.
Nice right hook by Satan there. These two have no attention to what is
going on around them, cause they are just going around this arena. Oh no!
They went behind the curtain! Somebody get a camera back there now! I told
you this would be one hell of a match.

JT: No, I told you.

BSW: What are you talking about, you never said anything like that.

JT: I did too, I said, this is going to be the best match of the night!

BSW: Whatever, our cameras are back in business to find...... a huge mess
with JinB and Satan in the middle! They are dukeing it out anywhere and
everywhere! Wait, Jack In the Box with a snap suplex. He pulls Satan to his
feet, and drags him to a door. JinB smashes Satan's face into the door, but
has gone through! Their outside in the parking lot, can anyone stop this
madness! North American titles were not meant to be defended this way!
Jack In The Box slams Satan against a car! I pity the owner of that car.
The door was open, and JinB is putting Satan's head inbetween! SLAM!!!
SLAM!!! SLAM!!! SLAM!!! I think Satan's ear has been opened up now. Yep,
it's busted a flow all right. Jack In The Box taking Satan up on top of a
car hood, DDT through the windsheild!!! I hope Jamie is ready to dole out
some money for the damges these two are causing. Jack In The Box is
slamming Satan's face into the wheel now, and there goes the airbag! The
airbag is smothering these two inside this car!

JT: I think that's the first time I've ever seen an airbag in a wrestling
match.

Nikki: There is a first time for everything.

BSW: They are both finally out of the car. Jack In the Box picks up Satan
once again, and is dragging him over to another car.

JT: NO! That's my car!

BSW: A whip by Jack In the Box dents the car. Are you sure that's your car JT?

JT: I'm pretty sure it's the one I drove here with. *whispering* Dad's
going to kill me when I get home.

Nikki: What was that JT?

JT: Nothing.

BSW: Jack In the Box has Satan up on top of another car. Fisherman's buster
by Jack In the Box on to the hood! JinB takes Satan's face..... right into
the windsheild. Nothing much happened to it that time. Again, JinB rams
Satan's face into the windsheild. Spiderweb crack this time. Jack In The
Box reels Satan's head back...... SMASH!!! Right throw the windsheild of
the car! They both slide into the vehicle, and Jack In the Box fins some
keys still in the ignition. What kind of idiot leaves their keys in the
admission? JinB fires up the car, looks like he is going to drive all the
way back to the ring. Right threw the door, down the hallway, turning the
corner. Hmmmm.... we are having problems with our cameras and trying to
follow him apparently. There he is, he is stopped getting something from
the equipment shed. We have a camera back by the ring, we are going to wait
for him to show up.

Nikki: What do you think he was getting from the eqipment shed?

JT: I don't know, a sex toy for Angel?

BSW: Jack In The Box isn't quite as crazy as Mad Max. Or maybe he is, cause
here comes in style to the ringside area! He hops out of the car, and pulls
Satan out of the other side. He reaches into the back of the car..... he
has a ladder! He is taking the whole assembly of items up to the ring, and
slides in. JinB is setting up the ladder on the turnbuckle. What is he
doing? He is taking Satan up to the top of this structure he has created.
THE JACK!!! THE JACK FROM THE TOP OF A LADDER ON A TURNBUCKLE TO A TABLE ON
THE OUTSIDE!!! SATAN IS DEAD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! JinB rolls Satan back
in the ring, and slides in himself. The cover by Jack In the Box.......

Nikki: 1...2...3!

BSW: What a match! Jack In The Box is the new IWO North American Champion!
What a match! These two can sure put on a great show! EMTs are in the ring
now attending to both men. They have a stretcher for Satan, he needs it.
Taking both guys out of here, and into a hospital. Wait, Satan is asking
for a mic.

Satan: Jack In The Box, you and me on Meltdown, rematch.

Jack In The Box: Sure, I'll beat you down one more time, cause we all
already know that.... YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE JACK!

BSW: Looks like we'll be seeing a rematch on Meltdown then.

World Title #1 Contender Match
Ladder Royal
20 men enter the ring at the same time. A fake World Title belt is hung high
above the center of the ring, and a ladder placed at the entrance ramp. The
first person to get the fake title gets the shot at the next pay per view.

Participants-
Capital Punishment, 'The Blue Chipper', Scott Morris, Ken War,
Vietnam Veteran, Satan, Mad Max, Chris Anthony, Jason Nash, Jack in the Box,
Jax Stone, The 69 Kid, The Savior, 'Mr. Hardcore' Billy Larson, Deathrow, 'The
Elite One' Stevie Shades,'The Shocker' Mike Haven, Pep Westin, Dark Wolf,
Xtreme, High Flyer

BSW - Here we go. This one is going to be huge. This match will set up the
Main Event
for next month's pay-per-view, Desperate Measures.

JT - After what we've seen here tonight, I'm surprised this match can even
go on. Do you
have any clue what these 20 guys are capable of? I think they all deserve a
title shot, but
that's just me, and of course what I think usually doesn't count.

Nikki - This one is going to be hard to call. Most of the guys I like. I
just hope no one falls
in love with me like poor Angel.

BSW - Speaking of Angel, Mad Max is in this match. This guy is a nut and how
can you
not pick him to win it? He is the Extreme Champion and now a member of the
FWA.
What more could you ask for?

JT - So, you are picking Mad Max?

BSW - There's 20 guys!! It is really hard to pick, but yes, my money would
be on Mad
Max, what about you JT?

JT - I like Jack in the Box, he held that TV Title longer than anyone in the
history of the
IWO and he can fight with everyone in this match. Nikki, I guess it is your
turn to pick
now.

Nikki - I'm glad you said that, I think I'll pick... Uh... Well... So hard
to choose... Capital
Punishment!!!

JT - Angel's Capital Punishment? Oh don't tell me...

Nikki - I'm not into three way JT, sorry...

JT - Damn!!!

(The scene cuts to the back, we see 'The Elite One' Stevie Shades yelling at
IWO
officials.)

Stevie Shades - You tell President Jamie that he can go to hell. I don't get
paid enough to
do this kind of shit.

(Shades gets into a limousine and it drives out of the arena. The IWO
officials are in
shock. The scene cuts back to the ring.)

BSW - What was that all about??

JT - I guess this has turned into a 19 man match!!! I guess Stevie Shades
just can't cut it
here in the IWO. He needs to rethink that name he has, Elite my ass.

BSW - Lets go cut to the back again to see what's going on...

(The scene opens up to the back where the IWO officials are talking.
President Jamie
walks into the picture. They are talking... President Jamie nods his head
and walks toward
our camera.)

President Jamie - Shades is out, 'The Extremist' Jeff Urso is in... That's
all I have to say.

(Jamie walks away and the scene cuts back to inside the arena.)

BSW - Well... That's a nice way to put it. I guess Stevie Shades is out and
Jeff Urso is in. I
guess Jeff better lace up his boots. This isn't going to be an off night for
him. Is he even
here?

Nikki - With him entering the match I have to change my pick...

JT - So, you think The Extremist will win?

Nikki - No, I like Jason Nash...

(JT and BSW are shaking their heads.)

BSW - Lets get up to the ring announcer... And don't expect a big show when
the guys
come out. They are just going to be called out because we don't need to take
up the PPV
by having music played and a big introduction for 20 guys...

(The Ring Announcer is in the ring holding his microphone. What a good
little microphone
it is. So nice and...)

Ring Announcer - This match is a 20 man Ladder Rumble. As you can clearly
see a plastic
IWO World Title belt is hanging high above the ring, the only way to get to
it is by
climbing the ladder, which is on the outside of the ring. The first person
to grab this belt
will move on to "Desperate Measures" to face whomever the IWO World Champion
may be... Now... It is time...

(The fans stand up.)

Ring Announcer - Here are your 20 participants for the IWO Ladder Rumble
here at
Broken Hearts, Broken Bones!!!

(The fans cheer.)

(The guys come walking out, one after the other.)

(Capital Punishment, 'The Blue Chipper' Scott Morris, Ken War, Vietnam
Veteran, Satan,
Mad Max, Chris Anthony, Jason Nash, Jack in the Box, Jax Stone, The 69 Kid,
The
Savior, 'Mr. Hardcore' Billy Larson, Deathrow, 'The Extremist' Jeff
Urso,'The Shocker'
Mike Haven, Pep Westin,
Dark Wolf, Xtreme, and finally High Flyer)

(The guys are waiting patiently in the ring looking over each other.)

BSW - This is going to be huge. The ring just can't hold 20 guys, all hell
is going to break
loose.

JT - GOOD!!!

(The ref is signaling for the bell.)

All hell breaks loose...

Scott Morris seems to be wearing a cast around his wrist. He looks a bit
hurt. He slides
out of the ring right as the bell rings. He starts walking on the floor.

High Flyer and JAX Stone are picking up where they left off earlier. High
Flyer gets in a
cheap shot on JAX Stone, a low blow. JAX Stone drops to the mat. High Flyer
starts
stomping on him. JAX Stone is trying to cover up.

Mad Max and Capital Punishment have hooked up. They go to the floor. Capital
Punishment sends Mad Max into the ring steps, the ring steps come apart.
Capital
Punishment picks up part of the steps and drop them across the back of Mad
Max. He
looks around and grabs a chair. He swings it at Mad Max, right across the
back of his
head.

Ken War and Jason Nash are going at it. Nash is trying to fight with War but
too many
people are in the ring in his way. Nash just shoves War back into the
corner.

The Savior and Pep Westin go to the floor. Westin picks The Savior up and
drops him
across the guardrail. Westin grabs a chair and nails him in the back with
it. Westin yells
out... The crowd answers back...

Xtreme is renewing his feud with Dark Wolf. They are punching each other.
Xtreme takes
a swing at Dark Wolf but accidentally his Deathrow with his punch. Deathrow
turns
around and tackles Xtreme to the ground. Deathrow gets on top of Xtreme and
starts
pounding away on him. Dark Wolf grabs him from behind and slings him off.
Dark Wolf
gets on Xtreme and he starts punching him.

Chris Anthony and Jack in the Box have hooked up. They are now brawling. Two
former
stablemates going at it. They lock up, Chris Anthony gains the advantage and
slings Jack
in the Box into the ropes, instead of hitting the ropes he hits The Vietnam
Veteran. The
Vietnam Veteran grabs Jack in the Box and locks him in a bear hug. Chris
Anthony starts
laughing at him.

'The Shocker' Mike Haven and The 69 Kid are going at it. Haven has 69 Kid
down on the
ground choking him. The 69 Kid is screaming out in pain... His face seems to
be turning
blue. From behind, 'The Extremist' Jeff Urso nails Mike Haven taking him off
of the 69
Kid. Urso slaps on a choke hold of his own on Haven.

Billy Larson and Satan are going at it. Satan has him in a headlock, Larson
sends him into
the ropes, Satan comes back and Larson catches him with a lariat sending
Satan flipping
over to the mat. Larson pulls Satan up... piledriver... Larson is looking
good here in his
first match.

Scott Morris has sat down in a chair at ringside holding his wrist. He
really looks like he is
in pain. He is watching the action all around him and in the ring.

High Flyer has JAX Stone set up on the top rope. He is setting him up for a
top rope
hurrincurana. JAX Stone blocks it... POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! High
Flyer is out cold. JAX Stone is getting up. He jerks High Flyer up and
throws him over the
top rope. He follows him out. JAX Stone looks under the ring. He pulls out a
table, the
crowd starts cheering him on. He looks under the ring again and this time he
pulls out
some barbed wire. The crowd is now really getting into it. JAX Stone goes
over to High
Flyer. He jerks High Flyer up and slams him on the table. He starts wrapping
the barbed
wire around the table and High Flyer. High Flyer is stuck to the table...
JAX Stone goes
over and grabs the ladder. He sets it up right in front of the table. He
points to the top of
the ladder and the crowd cheers. JAX Stone starts climbing...

BSW - I guess JAX Stone is trying to put High Flyer out of this match.
Remember, there
are no eliminations here. But if you can't continue, then you can't
continue. And a move
like this would definitely put High Flyer out of the match.

JT - Hell, a move like that just might put JAX Stone out of this match too.
If I were him I
wouldn't go for a high risk move like this.

Nikki - I thought you liked Hardcore stuff JT.

JT - I do, but a world title shot is much better than that!!!

BSW - I agree.

JAX Stone is to the top of the ladder. Just as he is about to jump, Scott
Morris jumps out
of his chair and runs over and shoves the ladder. JAX Stone goes flying into
the fans,
landing on two of them. The crowd screams. Morris starts holding his wrist
again and
walks back to his chair. High Flyer is still stuck to the table. JAX Stone
and the two fans
are out cold.

BSW - What in the hell is Morris doing? He just shoved Jax Stone into the
fans!!! Get
some help out here!!!

JT - Morris is hurt Scott, that was a smart move by him. He should take
those kind of
advantages.

Nikki - If he is so hurt, why is he even competing in this match???

BSW - I'd like to know what the IWO officials know about Scott Morris's
condition with
that cast on his wrist.

Paramedics are out. They are looking at JAX Stone and the two fans. They are
calling for
an ambulance.

The 69 Kid rolls out of the ring. He sees High Flyer stuck to the table. He
sees his chance.
He pulls the ladder back so that it is sitting up. He starts to climb it.
The crowd is back
into the match after JAX Stone's fall to the floor. The 69 Kid is to the top
of the ladder!!!
HE JUMPS!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HIGH FLYER HITS THE
FLOOR!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS!!! Both guys are out...

BSW - I hope we have backup-backup paramedics in the back. We've had too
many
medical guys out here tonight. I guess we are going to have to pay them
overtime.

JT - Well, I guess the 69 Kid and High Flyer are out of this match. If they
get back in this
thing, I will be shocked...

Nikki - Well, the 69 Kid just came back. This just isn't a good start for
him. Might be
exciting, but not good.

Capital Punishment is dragging Mad Max to the back. They are going into the
locker
room area. Capital Punishment starts yelling at Mad Max. Just then Angel
walks into the
locker room with some rope. She hands it to Capital Punishment. He starts to
tie Mad
Max up to the door!!! Angel has a bag of some kind. She pulls out one of Mad
Max's 'I
Love Angel T-shirts'.. She starts shoving it in his face... Screaming at
him. Next she pulls
out a sex toy and tries to shove it in his mouth.

Angel - You wanna fuck with me you sick pervert??? Take his ass out Cappy...

Capital Punishment reaches down in the bag and pulls out some hair spray. He
sprays it in
Mad Max's eyes.. Mad Max yells out... He pulls out some lipstick and starts
putting it all
over Mad Max's face.

Back out at ringside...

Ken War and Jason Nash are now to the floor. Nash has busted War open using
a steel
chair. He is nailing War with the chair. Just as he takes another swing,
Chris Anthony
grabs the chair out of Nash's hands. Nash turns around only to get wacked in
the head
with it. Nash goes down to his knees. He gets another smack in the head and
goes all the
way down. Anthony starts stomping on Nash. Ken War is trying to get up.

Deathrow, Xtreme, and Dark Wolf are brawling through the crowd now. They are
making
their way up the steps in the arena. The fans are gathered around them.
Xtreme slams
Deathrow's head into the railing on the stairs. Deathrow drops down. Dark
Wolf shoves
Xtreme from behind sending him falling to the ground, tripping over
Deathrow. Dark
Wolf reaches down and picks Deathrow up. They start up the steps and head
for the
second level of the arena. The fans are really getting into it. The security
guards are trying
to hold the fans back.

The Vietnam Veteran and Jack in the Box are putting on a show in the ring.
The Vet is
setting up Jack in the Box for a standing suplex.. Jack in the Box hops over
The Vet's
back and lands behind him. The Vet turns around only to be nailed with a
superkick right
to the face. The Vet goes down to the mat. Jack in the Box runs into the
ropes but is
caught from behind by Billy Larson. Larson sends Jack to the mat. Jeff Urso
runs in at
Larson and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Jeff Urso
follows him out.
Urso jerks Larson up, he picks him up and slams him down to the concrete
floor.

Mike Haven heads to the floor. He sees Scott Morris sitting in the chair
with his wrist in a
cast. Haven heads for Morris. Morris is holding up his wrist showing Haven
he is hurt.
Haven doesn't seem to care, he grabs Morris and slings him out of the chair.
Haven grabs
the chair and heads over to Jeff Urso. He hits Urso from behind sending him
down to the
ground. Haven picks Larson up and starts cussing at him. The picks him up...
Tombstone
to the floor.

Back in the back, Mad Max is still tied to the door. Capital Punishment has
pulled out a
pair of scissors.

Angel - CUT IT OFF!!! NOW!!! He will never think about me in that way
again!!!

Capital Punishment is going for Max's pants. Just then Titan and a big fat
guy wearing a
ZOMBO T-shirt bust into the locker room. They go right for Capital
Punishment. Titan
shoves Angel aside. Punishment slings the door Mad Max is tied to open,
smashing Max
against the wall. Capital Punishment runs for cover. The fat guy starts to
untie Mad Max
from the door...

Titan - That son of a bitch. He picked the wrong man to fuck with...

Titan goes over and picks Angel up. She is screaming for help.

Titan - Here, lets take her, I think if Cappy wants her bad enough, he will
come get her..
Or atleast for her sake I hope.

back out on the second level of the arena...

Dark Wolf, Xtreme, and Deathrow are making their way up the stairs even
higher. Dark
Wolf slings Deathrow down onto the steps. Xtreme is crawling up the steps
behind them.
He has a huge cut on his face. Dark Wolf starts dragging Deathrow up the
stairs even
more. They are headed to the 3rd level of the arena!!!

BSW - Now this is extremely dangerous. They are almost to the top of the
arena.
Somebody has to stop them before one of them, if not all of them, fall down
those stairs
and break their necks.

JT - I think the people in this match are missing the whole point. The belt
is hanging over
the ring, they are supposed to get the ladder, set it up, climb it, grab the
belt, and win. Not
brawl all over the arena half a mile away from the ring!!!

Nikki - They let their emotions get away with them. You know that JT. You
know how
that goes. Nobody has even come close to making a move for that belt.

The 69 Kid is trying to get up. High Flyer and JAX Stone have both been
stretchered off.
The 69 Kid is up and looking around. He sees The Savior. He goes over to him
only to be
given a low blow. The Savior jerks the 69 Kid up and puts him in a powerbomb
like
position and starts spinning around. He then drives The 69 Kid into the
concrete floor.
The Savior is standing over the 69 Kid with his arms in a cross. Just then
Pep Westin nails
him from behind sending him face first into the floor. Pep Westin runs to
The Savior and
jerks him up. He slings his face into the guardrail. The fans are going
crazy. The Savior
falls to the floor holding his face.

Guys out of the match: JAX Stone, High Flyer, Mad Max, Capital Punishment

Chris Anthony and Jason Nash are still at each others throats. Nash crawls
under the ring,
Anthony follows. A few seconds later Anthony is backing out from under the
ring, he has
Nash's leg and is jerking him out. He pulls Nash all the way out, Nash has a
broom. He
smacks Anthony in the face with it. Anthony goes down. Nash gets up and
starts driving
the broom into Anthony. Just then Titan carrying Angel and that fat dude
wearing the
ZOMBO T-shirt come out. The Fat Dude has a crowbar. He tosses the crowbar to
Nash.
NASH STARTS NAILING ANTHONY WITH THE CROWBAR!!! RIGHT ACROSS
THE RIBS!!!

Nikki - Oh come on!!! This is a damn shame. Anthony is being taken out by a
damn
crowbar by Jason Nash. He shouldn't even have it.


JT - This is great!!! I knew Anthony wasn't World Title material. I always
knew he would
have to eat Crow...BAR!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

BSW - What the hell is Titan and that fat guy doing out here with Angel???

Titan goes over and grabs a microphone.

Titan - Hey Cappy, you wanna hurt Mad Max? You wanna tie him to a door just
because
he is in love? Well, you either get your ass out here right now or I'm
stripping Angel!!!

(The crowd cheers)

Titan - By the way, I guess I'll introduce to you my friend here, his name
is ZOMBO...
The man that makes Zombie look like a wimp...

(The crowd cheers)

Titan - Lets start removing her clothes...

Titan rips Angel's shirt off. The guys in the crowd are up on their feet.
Titan is pointing to
her bra asking the crowd if he should take it off. Angel looks scared.

Jason Nash is still smacking Chris Anthony with that crowbar. IWO Officials
and medical
guys are out trying to stop Nash. Jeff Urso looks into the ring and sees
Titan. He becomes
enraged... He throws off Mike Haven and heads into the ring. Titan doesn't
see him. Urso
nails Titan from behind and starts stomping on him. Angel reaches down and
picks her
shirt up and gets out of the ring. Jason Nash turns around and sees this. He
heads into the
ring and nails Urso in the knee with the crowbar. The crowd is now booing.

BSW - Get these jokers out of here. The FWA, especially Titan, and, and...
ZOMBO!?!
Don't need to be out here!!! This is stupid.

JT - I love it!!! That looks so much like Zombie!!!

Titan slowly gets up, Nash is helping him up. Nash hands Titan the crowbar.
Nash is
holding down Urso. Titan grabs the microphone.

Titan - All those f'n years you f'n held me back in the FWL...

(He nails Urso in the knee with the crowbar.)

Titan - You really pissed me off boss...

(He hits him again with the crowbar.)

Titan - And now that you aren't my boss...

(He hits him again and again in that knee. Urso is screaming out in pain.)

Titan - I say that paybacks are hell you son of a bitch!!!

(Just then Capital Punishment runs out of the back. Titan sees him and heads
out of the
ring with Zombo. They grab Angel. Capital Punishment is yelling at them.
They escape
through the crowd. Nash has the crowbar now and nails Capital Punishment in
the back of
the head with it.)

Guys Out of the Match: 'The Extremist' Jeff Urso, JAX Stone, High Flyer, Mad
Max,
Capital Punishment

BSW - We have word that the IWO has ruled that 6 guys are out of this match.
They are
too hurt to go on. I guess that leaves us with 14.

JT - If they are hurt and not in the match, why the hell is The Wood Chipper
still out here?
His little wrist is in that damn cast!!!

Nikki - Where is he!?!

BSW - He was hit earlier... I don't know...

Dark Wolf and Deathrow have made it to the top of the arena!! The fans in
the nose
bleeds are getting a good view. Dark Wolf picks Deathrow up and slams him
into the fans.
The fans are screaming. Dark Wolf drops an elbow into the seats. Xtreme is
still stuck on
the 3rd level. Dark Wolf jerks Deathrow up... NO!!! HE THROWS HIM DOWN THE
STAIRS!!! HE IS ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS!!! OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! HE
RAMS INTO XTREME AND THEY BOTH ROLL!!! DOWN TO THE SECOND
LEVEL!!! TO THE FLOOR!!! THEY ARE NOT MOVING!!! GET THEM SOME
HELP MY GOD!!!

JT - YEAH!!!

BSW - Jesus Christ!!! What was that!!! Come on, Dark Wolf should have his
ass fired for
that. Xtreme and Deathrow could have broken their necks. I knew this match
would get
out of hand.

Nikki - I can't watch this...

Dark Wolf is standing at the top of the arena holding up his hands. Scott
Morris appears
out of nowhere through a door at the top of the arena. He is walking along
holding his
wrist. He is wearing a trench coat!?! Dark Wolf sees him. Wolf goes over to
talk to
Morris.


BSW - I thought this was every man for themselves...

Morris points down to the ring. Dark Wolf takes off down the stairs running.
Dark Wolf is
down to the floor. He heads over the guard rail and starts pounding away on
Jack in the
Box. The cameras catch Scott Morris laughing.

JT - I think Morris told Dark Wolf a lie or something because it looked like
Dark Wolf
was pissed off at Jack in the Box for some reason.

Nikki - Those two have had a feud in the past, you don't know what Morris
said to Wolf.

Guys out of the Match: Deathrow, Xtreme, 'The Extremist' Jeff Urso, JAX
Stone, High
Flyer, Mad Max, Capital Punishment

BSW - According to our reports we have 13 guys left. An unlucky number but
remember,
ANYONE can win at anytime. Who knows what is still yet to come...

The Blue Chipper Scott Morris is still in the nose bleed section of the
arena. He is pulling
something out of that trench coat he has on. He pulls out a grappling
hook!!! The crowd is
looking to see what he is doing with it. He tries tossing the grappling hook
up into the
rafters!!! It doesn't hook onto to anything, luckily when it falls it
doesn't hit anyone.

BSW - What the world is Morris trying to do? Is he trying to kill himself?

JT - His wrist is hurt, maybe he just wants to get out of the match, or get
a better view of
it.

Pep Westin is beating on The Savior on the outside of the ring. The 69 Kid
is getting up.
He runs over and grabs a chair, he comes back and nails Westin in the back
with it. Westin
goes down. The 69 Kid starts beating on them both with the chair.

JT - I guess The 69 Kid did survive that fall while ago and he looks better
than ever. I
guess since he joined the FWA he has a new fire.

Jack in the Box and Dark Wolf are brawling. From out of nowhere comes Satan
with a
sheet of glass!!! He drops it right across Jack in the Box's face!!! Glass
shatters
everywhere even into the fans!!! Satan starts stomping away on Jack in the
Box only to be
kicked in the stomach by Dark Wolf, POWERBOMB!!! Satan is down on top of
Jack in
the Box!!! Dark Wolf goes over and grabs the ladder. He slides the ladder
into the ring!!!

Nikki - It looks like Dark Wolf is going to be the first guy to go for the
win. He might just
have it!!!

Jason Nash grabs the ladder and sets it up. He stomps Dark Wolf as he is
getting into the
ring. Nash starts up the ladder. He is to the second rung when Billy Larson
shoves the
ladder down sending Nash falling to the mat, the ladder falls on top of him.
Larson pulls
the ladder up and starts climbing it himself. The Shocker shoves him off!!!
The Shocker
gets the ladder and he starts up it... There's the Vietnam Veteran!!! He
starts climbing the
other side of the ladder! They start punching each other. Ken War gets in
the ring and he
jerks Mike Haven from the ladder. The Vietnam Veteran starts climbing to the
top. Chris
Anthony sees this and runs into the ring. He jerks The Vet off of the
ladder.

BSW - Well, we had half the guys go for the win right there but nobody did
any good.
Now we just have a ring full of guys and no one has any kind of advantage.

JT - I thought it was pretty funny to see everyone falling off of that
ladder. They all look
like idiots.

Nikki - And just what is Scott Morris doing?!?

Scott Morris is trying to throw the grappling hook again. He clangs off the
rafters and falls
back down to Morris. Morris shakes his head and looks around. He heads off
somewhere
in the arena. Our cameras have lost him.

Pep Westin, The 69 Kid, and The Savior are brawling to the back now. The 69
Kid slings
Pep Westin into the wall next to the bathroom. The Savior grabs the 69 Kid
and slings him
down to the floor. The Savior starts stomping on the 69 Kid only to be given
a shove in
the back by Pep Westin. The Savior goes down. Pep Westin picks the 69 Kid up
and starts
carrying through the arena.

JT - Where is he taking him!?! Shouldn't he be worried about getting that
fake belt instead
of injuring people?

Nikki - That's what I say...

The Savior gets up and follows Westin. Westin is still walking carrying The
69 Kid, The
Savior is right behind him. Westin stops at a door. He opens the door, there
is a ladder.
He slings The 69 Kid into the room.

BSW - That's the ladder to get to the top of the arena where they set up the
lights, rafters,
sound system, and our IWO banners.

BSW- The Savior catches Pep Westin from behind and jerks him down to the floor.
The 69 Kid
has found some sort of wire from inside that room. He comes out and wraps it
around The
Savior's neck. This gives Pep Westin a chance to get up and he nails The 69
Kid in the
face with a boot.

JT - This is a no win situation. The Savior goes down Westin gets up, The 69
Kid goes
down, The Savior gets up. I think their best bet is to come back out here
and actually go
for the win!!!

Satan and Jack in the Box are slowly getting up. Dark Wolf is in the ring.
He has Jason
Nash set up... NO!! Nash with a kick to the stomach.. JACKNIFE!!! Dark Wolf
is down.
Nash sets the ladder up only to be stopped by Ken War!!! Ken War shoves Nash
over the
top rope and to the floor. War follows him out. Satan and Jack in the Box
start brawling
with each other.

Where is everyone???
'The Blue Chipper' Scott Morris - Unknown
Ken War - at ringside
The Vietnam Veteran - in the ring
Satan - at ringside
Chris Anthony - in the ring
Jason Nash - at ringside
Jack in the Box - at ringside
The 69 Kid - back of the arena
The Savior - back of the arena
Billy Larson - in the ring
Mike Haven - in the ring
Pep Westin - back of the arena
Dark Wolf - in the ring

Jeff Urso is being carried off now. The fans are chanting "JEFF" as he is
carried off. His
holding his knee, it doesn't look good.

BSW - Jeff has to face Zombie on Tuesday Night!!! This doesn't look good for
him.

The Vietnam Veteran is brawling with The Shocker now. He picks him up and
sets him on
the top turnbuckle. He is trying a superplex, The Shocker shoves him off.
Shocker leaps
down, The Vet rolls out of the way and Shocker hits the mat hard. Dark Wolf
is slowly
getting up. He grabs the ladder and throws it at Billy Larson. It hits
Larson in the face and
he goes over the top rope to the floor. The ladder bounces off the rope.
Dark Wolf goes
over to grabs the ladder but Chris Anthony nails him from behind. Anthony
grabs Wolf by
the tights and slings him over the top rope. Anthony grabs the ladder and
sets it up. He
starts to climb it.

BSW - This could be it!!! Chris Anthony is going to win!!! He will move on
to Desperate
Measures to face the champion!!!

Ken War looks into the ring and sees Anthony. He stops kicking Nash and he
slides into
the ring and pushes the ladder over. Anthony goes falling, his crotch hits
the top rope. Ken
War runs over and starts shaking the ropes. He shoves Anthony to the floor.
Ken War
now goes for the ladder. He sets it up, the ladder is a bit bent. He starts
up. The Vietnam
Veteran gets up and shoves Ken War off the ladder. The Vietnam Veteran
starts kicking
the ladder!?!

JT - What is this psycho doing? He still has to face ?¿? in the next match
and now he is
stomping a ladder!!!

The Vietnam Veteran picks the ladder up and throws it out of the ring!!! The
ladder is
now really bent. It doesn't look like it will be climbable. The Vietnam
Veteran jerks Ken
War up... CHOKE SLAM!!! Ken War is down!!!

We head to the back of the arena...

Pep Westin has busted The Savior's head open. He is lying on the floor
bleeding. the 69
Kid is down as well. Pep Westin is holding a golf club!!! It is bent!!!

Nikki - Where the hell did he get that thing???

Just then Scott Morris appears out of nowhere and nails Pep Westin in the
back of the
head with the cast on his wrist. Pep Westin goes down. Morris picks the club
up and belts
Westin in the back with it. Morris looks around and heads into the small
room. He starts
climbing the ladder!?!

BSW - Scott Morris is going up into the rafters? What the hell is he
thinking?

JT - Did you see him though? He isn't hurt at all. He took Westin out with
that cast. This
guy is a fake.

Nikki - It looks like The Savior and The 69 Kid have been taken out of this
match.

BSW - I also have to believe that Pep Westin is out of the match. He was hit
hard by Scott
Morris.

JT - That means we only have ten guys left!!! That makes it a bit less
confusing.

The 9 guys out at ringside have all made it into the ring. A huge 9 man
brawl is going on.
The ladder lays on the outside of the ring beaten up by The Vietnam Veteran.
The guys
don't seem to care about the match anymore!!! Wait... The Shocker slides out
of the ring.
He goes to get the ladder. He slides back in the ring and starts hitting
people left and right
with the ladder. He nails Jason Nash right in the face. He tries to set the
ladder up but it
just doesn't work. The ladder's legs are bent and it won't stand. He is
yelling at the
announcers because the ladder will not stand up...

BSW - What are we supposed to do about it?

JT - Go get a ladder Scott!!!

BSW - NO!!!

The camera cuts to the top of the arena. We see Scott Morris crawling out on
the
rafters!!! He is headed for the center of the arena!!!

Nikki - What the hell!!!

Everyone in the ring is looking up at Morris. They know what he is trying to
do. They all
try to pick the ladder up and set it up. They are trying to make deals with
each other...
NO!!! They all start brawling again!!! They can't help each other!!! Scott
Morris is almost
to the center of the rafters...

BSW - I don't believe this...

Morris has made it. He starts pulling the belt UP to him!!! The guys in the
ring can't do
anything about it. Morris grabs the belt... The bell sounds...

Winner - 'The Blue Chipper' Scott Morris

JT - You mean to tell me that Scott Morris is going to our next pay-per-view
to face the
World Champion? Oh, what is this world coming to??

Morris ties the rope around his waist and he descends to the ring. Everyone
is still
brawling. Morris rips off his cast and holds it up in the air laughing, just
then he gets nailed
by Billy Larson. He goes down, EVERYONE in the ring starts stomping on
Morris.
Larson picks up the fake belt and rips it apart.

BSW - I guess Scott Morris is finally getting his. We all thought he was
hurt but as you
can clearly see he was faking it.

Nikki - What a jerk.

The ring clears out with everyone but Larson and Morris. He jerks Morris up
and slaps on
the Armageddon... IWO officials run out, he refuses to let go!!! 'The
Shocker' Mike
Haven runs into the ring. He jerks Larson off of Morris. They have words...
A BRAWL!!!
NO!!! Haven... SHOCK TREATMENT ON LARSON!!! Larson is down!!!

BSW - The Shocker has gone nuts!!!

Out runs Larson's manager Summer. She gets into the ring and covers her man.
Haven
jerks her off and starts yelling at her. He jerks her up... SHOCK TREATMENT
ON
SUMMER!!! Summer is out cold. Haven looks pleased with what he did. He spits
on
Summer and Larson and heads out of the ring. The crowd doesn't know what to
think...

BSW - Both Larson and Haven are new to the IWO but this looks like something
that
would happen here in the IWO. I can't believe what 'The Shocker' did to
Larson's manager
Summer. She was defenseless.

JT - I'm sure Billy Larson is going to have something to say about all this.
Summer needs
some help. But I like this Shocker guy...

Nikki - Guys, lets not forget the fact that Scott Morris won this match!!!
He is now in the
Main Event at the next pay-per-view. That is what he always wanted and
whoever the
champ is after tonight had better watch out...

BSW - Well fans, up next we have The Mysterious One, ?¿? going up against
The
Vietnam Veteran. A lot has gone on between them...

Mystery Death Match
?¿? vs The Vietnam Veteran

BSW: Now we come to the Mystery Death Match between the mysterious ?¿? and the
king of violence The Vietnam Veteran. How did this match come about? Take a
look

(Promo)
Voiceover: ?¿?, the mystery man. The Vietnam Veteran, violent, psychotic,
intense. These two have have a history that predates the IWO. It all started
when both men were in the FWL and were fighting in an inferno match for the
intercontinental title. The match was bloody, the result controversial.

Announcer 1: Don't expect any armdrags or headlocks in this one..... Veteran
thrown into the steps and he's busted open......?¿? picks up Veteran and puts
him through the japanese announcers table.......Veteran wrapping the chord
around ?¿?'s neck and throws him into the turnbuckle. Pulls back on the chord.
That will give you whiplash. (CLANG) Veteran ran ?¿?'s bell with the
timekeepers bell.....SPEAR BY VETERAN AND BOTH MEN HAVE FALLEN INTO THE
POOL......Both men are out and are fighting for the flamethrower. Veteran has
it. Purple Heart on ?¿? and as Veteran lets go ?¿? falls back into the pool!
He's got the flame thrower and BOTH MEN ARE ON FIRE!!! BOTH MEN ARE ON
FIRE!!!!!

RING ANNOUNCER: Even though both men were on fire, according to the
stipulations because ?¿? was the only one in the pool when it was ignited, the
winner and NEW FWL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, THE VIETNAM VETERAN!!!!

Voiceover: ?¿? did not take the loss well and obviously he never forgot about
it. Then came the night when ?¿? and Veteran were forced to be a tag team. It
was a night nobody there will ever forget.

Announcer: ?¿? and The Veteran have won the match but Veteran still won't let
go of the hold! (Veteran screaming,"I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!)
He has taken all he can from Andrew Peters and he's going to end it now. ?¿?
pulls Veteran off of Peters. Thank goodness for that. VETERAN GRABS ?¿? BY THE
THROAT!!! SIAGON STRANGLE (choke slam) AND NOW VETERAN GOES AFTER PETERS
AGAIN!!!!!

Voiceover: The two would never be in the same ring again as the FWL would soon
close. The pair parted ways for a while until fate brought ?¿?, The Veteran,
and their fued together again. It started when ?¿? interfered in Veteran's I
quit match against X-treme. He grabbed Katie who is the Veteran's wife and
threatened to harm her if Veteran didn't quit right there. For the first time
in his life Veteran surrendered and you sensed that something had to give. ?¿?
then made a habit of interfering in Veteran's matches then forcing his wife to
count a pinfall to subject the former marine to a while not official,
humiliating loss. Finally Veteran had enough of ?¿?'s games.

Veteran: I've tried to do this your way Angel. Now we're doing it mine.

Voiceover:Veteran searched the building for ?¿? finally finding him. Then the
lights went out and next thing anyone knew Katie had been kidnapped. Then the
Veteran with some assistance from Dr. Marla Roberts kidnapped ?¿?'s mascot
Goopy. Threats have been made back and forth between the two of what would
happen to their significant moral supporters. Now the two have gone into
intense training for their matchup. ?¿? has spend almost every waking moment
in the gym. He has been so preoccupied with this matchup that he has even
given up interviews for the moment. The Veteran and Dr. Roberts have sought to
go back into Veteran's past, to his military life and to bring out the killer
instinct.
Will ?¿? get the revenge he has sought since that loss in the FWL? Or
will Veteran storm the IWO beaches and provide his own Desert Storm Victory?
(Promo ends)

BSW: Yes indeed this matchup will be brutal as the steel cage is being
lowered. This match is more than just a steel cage. The ropes are made out of
barbed wire. There are exploding turnbuckles that will be set off on contact.
At the top of this 20 foot high steel cages that have timers on them. Each 5
minutes of the match on of the 20 balloons will be set off sending something
very dangerous down on both participants. You have to be a little off your
rocker to get involved in a match like this. Even if you win it is doubtful
that you'll feel very good the next morning

JT: And if you lose you could be dead. Veteran said that ?¿? will have to kill
him to win. Well I think ?¿? will be more than happy to do so.

Nikki: I look at the barbed wire and all the other dangers and I actually feel
more sorry for ?¿? than for Veteran. I mean there is no way you can make
Veteran any uglier than he is now but even with the mask ?¿? has some very
lovely features about him.

(Camera shot of the backstage area. ?¿? is coming down to the ring with Katie
hogtied up and hoisted over his shoulder.)

BSW: There is ?¿? coming down down the corrider to the ring. He started this
current round. I wonder if he's having any second thoughts about it? Or is he
so supremely confident of victory that this is merely a formality. He has been
playing mind games with the Veteran for weeks now. Its already been
documented. The attacks. The 3-counts by Veterans wife. The kidnapping of
Katie. Obviously it has gotten to his opponent. But in what way? In what way
will all these mind games manifest itself. Remember, Veteran does not think
like most people.

RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is the special "MYSTERY DEATH MATCH!" It
is scheduled one fall to a finish. Introducing first with Katie, he is from
parts unknown. This is "?¿?"!!

JT: And here comes ?¿? he has already so thoroughly messed up the mind of
Veteran all he needs to do is keep to the basics and he'll get the 1-2-3.

BSW: ?¿? is coming down to the ring with a double bladed axe. That is a deadly
weapon.

Nikki: And he wanted Veteran to come down to the ring with a feather duster
for a weapon. Who did he think he was kidding.

(Camera back into the backstage area where The Vietnam Veteran, Dr. Roberts
and Goopy (in a cage) are heading down.)

BSW: There is Leo McGwire known to wrestling fans as The Vietnam Veteran.
Every button he's got has been pushed by the man in the ring.

Nikki: As a result he is either going to be so focus that ?¿? can't do a thing
to him or he'll be so distracted that he'll be ineffective.

RING ANNOUNCER: AND HIS OPPONENT, ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY DR. MARLA ROBERTS
AND GOOPY, FROM SUPRISE ARIZONA. HERE IS THE VIETNAM VETERAN!!!!

BSW: Here comes The Veteran and company. The come behind the curtain as their
music blares. Veteran stands at the top of the steel ramp as Dr. Roberts comes
down to the ring with Goopy.

Nikki: Look at the eyes of Veteran, they are so cold. He is just glaring at
?¿?.

BSW: Dr. Roberts has grabbed a microphone. What.....

Dr. Roberts: ?¿?, I see you've got Katie so here is how it will go. You
release Katie right here, right now. I'll give you Goopy and the combinations
to these locks, then I'll get out of the arena until the match is over.

BSW: ?¿? taking the microphone from our ring announcer.

?¿?: The only way this exchange happens right now is if Jungle Boy over there
accepts my final condition and he fights with this feather duster (Produces
the feather duster).

Veteran: You've got it. You'll be surprised by the damage that can be done
with a feather duster.

BSW: I don't believe this. Veteran has agreed to use a feather duster against
someone with an axe?

JT: What did you say Nikki about Veteran not using a feather duster? I love
it.

BSW: Dr. Roberts doesn't look to happy with this turn of events but its been
decided. Dr. Roberts comes into the cage with Goopy who is still in that
kennel and hands ?¿? a piece of paper which I'm assuming are all the
combinations. Dr. Roberts takes a knife from her medical smock and cuts Katie
free. Look at Katie. She is running to her husband. Dr. Roberts is now exiting
the ring and with security escorting her she is departing to the building. ?¿?
unlocks the kennel and Goopy jumps on his shoulder glad to see him. Now the
Veteran comes down to the ring with Katie as Goopy is given to the ref who
secures him outside of the ring.

Nikki: Well the pregame is over with and we are ready for the match.

BSW: And there is the bell for this match. We are underway. ?¿? swinging that
axe and Veteran dodging. Veteran seems to have dropped a little weight and its
helping his mobility. Nobody will confuse Veteran with a X-Pac or Mysterio in
the speed department but he's moving well. ?¿? right now toying with Veteran,
swinging that axe at half speed trying to determine his opponents tendancies.
Veteran getting a little too near one of those explosive turnbuckles. ?¿? with
a big swing! Veteran moves out of the way (BOOM) and the axe hits the
turnbuckle which has exploded and broke the handle! ?¿? barely missed getting
caught with the flying blade from the recoil. Veteran grabs ?¿? and hits him
with a right, another one. Lefts and rights. Veteran with the feather duster
jams the handle into ?¿?'s ribs. Another blow to the ribs. Veteran pulling the
feathers off the duster and starts shoving them into ?¿? mouth! Veteran grabs
?¿? and throws him into the barbed wire ropes. ?¿? comes off and a spear by
Veteran. Feathers spewed from ?¿? mouth with the force of the blow. Veteran
controlling this match early. Veteran grabs one of ?¿?'s legs and ramming the
handle of the feather duster into the back of the knee joint.

Nikki: Leave it to The Veteran to figure out how to make a feather duster a
dangerous weapon.

JT: He's too aggressive. He'll make a mistake and then ?¿? will come back.
Trust me.

BSW: Veteran twisting the knee now. Making ?¿? less mobile. Veteran takes the
leg and drapes it on the bottom barbed wire rope. Veteran jumps up down on the
leg straining not only the knee joint but ripping the skin near the ankle from
the barbed wire. ?¿? is pulled back and Veteran kicking the back of the leg.
Veteran turns the legs around. What is he trying to do? FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK
FROM THE VETERAN ON ?¿?. That is something we've never seen from the Veteran
before! ?¿? is screaming!

Nikki: Dr. Roberts had stated she saw a weakness in ?¿? and would have The
Veteran exploit it. Obviously it had to be in the legs or knee area because
that is where he's been working. Look at Katie, she is loving every moment of
this.

BSW: Finally ?¿? has made it to the barbed wire ropes and the referee orders
Veteran to break the hold. The hold wasn't done in perfect textbook style but
it was effective enough to slow ?¿? down. Veteran pulls him up and SIAGON
STRANGLE!!!(chokeslam). Veteran goes for the cover! 1...2...and Veteran pulls
?¿? up!?!?!


(Veteran heard saying to ?¿?,"Now way boy! I'm not done with you yet! I'm
gonna (bleep) you like a two dollar whore!)

Nikki: A two dollar whore? Boy he's showing his age on that one!

JT: Veteran doesn't care about victory. He just wants to punish ?¿?. He wants
to cripple him, he wants to destroy him.
(Explosion sounds overhead)
BSW: The first balloon over the ring just popped and the ring in now being
filled with broken glass!. Veteran pulls ?¿? to his feet and whips him into
the turnbuckles which explode. Look at the damage to ?¿? back. His clothes are
ripped off and you can see the bleeding from the back. Veteran grabs ?¿? in a
headlock and is pointing to the other turnbuckle. He's going to ram ?¿?'s head
into the explosives. Veteran with a running start but ?¿? throws him off at
the last second and Veteran hits the explosives! Veteran is hurt now. ?¿?
grabs Veteran by the hair and OH MY GOD!!! ?¿? JUST PLANTED VETERAN'S FACE
INTO THE EXPLOSIVES!!!

JT: THAT was the break that ?¿? needed. Now he's going to go to town on
Grandpa Jones.

BSW: ?¿? taking Veteran and running his face the length of the barbed wire.
Veteran's skin has been blown from the right side his face from the explosion.
Veteran is bleeding badly. Now ?¿? is doing more damage. ?¿? pulls Veteran and
plants his face into the mat where the glass has landed. Can you imagine the
pain? Veteran fighting to stay up while ?¿? connects with fists to the
bleeding side of Veteran's face. Veteran looked as if he didn't even see the
blows coming. ?¿? body slams Veteran to the mat and he goes for a cover 1...2
and just two. Veteran is not ready to give up yet. ?¿? looking for the axe and
it has imbedded itself into the cage. That is how powerful those explosives
are! ?¿? tries to pull it out but it is stuck to deep to come out. ?¿? grabs
the handle of the axe which is still whole and cracks Veteran across the back
of the head with it. ?¿? with a sort of camel clutch on Veteran with the
axehandle under his throat and he's pulling back. He's trying to choke Veteran
out. Goopy on the outside looking excited and now Katie looking very concerned
for her man! ?¿? lets go of the choke. He jumps up and lands on Veterans back.
He does it again. ?¿? stands up and motions for the Veteran to get up.

JT: ?¿? has taken complete control of the match. Veteran was fighting on
emotions for about 5 minutes but now that he's hurt it comes down to ability
and lets face it. Veteran may be tough but nobody can dish out the punishment
like ?¿?.

BSW: ?¿? drops a knee to Veteran's head. Legdrop on the Veteran. ?¿? in
complete control. He's now saying it's over! He's signalling for the Mystery
Death Drop. He's pulling Veteran up! He gets him up! ?¿?'s KNEE GAVE OUT AND
VETERAN FALLS ON TOP OF HIM! WE'VE GOT ONE....TWO...AND ?¿? A KICK OUT BY ?¿?!
What a surprise that would have been.
(explosion)
BSW: We are into the 10th minute of the match and another balloon has
exploded. Thumbtacks! We see ?¿? pulling Veteran to his feet. ?¿? throws
Veteran into the barbed wire and ?¿? prepares for a back body drop! Veteran
grabs him! NAPALM DROP (ddt) ON THE TACKS!!!!! VETERAN STARTING TO GET A
SECOND WIND HERE!

Nikki: Could we see a miracle tonight!

BSW: Veteran throws ?¿? into the one of the turnbuckles that have already
exploded! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!! REFEREE KEVIN PEARSON
STARTED A 10 COUNT ON THE PAIR BUT THEN REALIZED THAT IN THIS STYLE OF MATCH
THERE CAN BE NO COUNTOUT. PINFALL OR SUBMISSION IS THE ONLY WAY THIS MATCH
WILL END!

JT: Look at Goopy. He is trying to enter the cage from the roof! He wants to
help his master and is getting frustrated.

Nikki: And Katie who has seen her man being taken apart leaning against the
cage trying to shout out encouragement.

BSW: Both men now on their knees. ?¿? with a right and Veteran responds with a
blow of his own. Now Veteran with another and ?¿? comes back. Both men
throwing lefts and rights that are landing. Veteran grabs ?¿? and a headbutt
causing ?¿? to slump backwards. Veteran tries to move forward but instead he
falls forward and Oh God! Veteran just head butted ?¿? in a very sensitive
area! Veteran starting to do that marine corp barking! That is where their
nickname "grunts" came from! Veteran picks up ?¿? and puts him into a bearhug.
How much power must he possess to be able to do this after the pounding he has
taken. Veteran squeezing the air out of ?¿? who is trying to bite Veteran but
before he could do so is planted with a belly to belly suplex. Veteran takes a
few steps back and he's going for a big splash! Veteran goes up ?¿? MOVES OUT
OF THE WAY AND VETERAN FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE TACKS INTO THE GLASS
EMBEDDING ITSELF INTO HIS FACE, HIS BODY!!!! IF HE'S NOT CAREFUL HE COULD HAVE
GOTTEN THEM IN HIS EYES!!!!!! ?¿? PULLS VETERAN OVER TO THE CAGE AND GRINDING
THE FACE BACK AND FORTH AGAINST THE CAGE. ?¿? JUST THROWS VETERAN BACK FIRST
INTO THE MAT!!!!

JT: Its over! ?¿? can do what he wants to now.

BSW: But he's wasting time now! He's going over to Katie and is giving her the
bad mouth! Katie holding onto the cage saying something to her husband. ?¿?
just kicked the cage in front of the Veteran and Veteran saw it!!!! Look at
the eyes!!!!! He's busted, half his face has been ripped off but he's getting
up! ?¿? turns around and hits Veteran but he's not fazed by it! Another right
and Veteran lets out an angry scream! A third blow and Veteran drops ?¿? with
a right. Veteran pulls him up and launches him into the corner!!! Veteran with
rights and lefts and ?¿? has no idea whats happening to him!!!! Veteran pulls
him to the middle of the ring and PURPLE HEART BY VETERAN (Clawhold to the
heart area)!!!!!!

Nikki: Thats his hold! ?¿? flailing in the hold. ?¿? is hitting Veteran and
its not fazing him!!!!

BSW: It may be over right here it may be (Balloon explodes)....another balloon
exploded and something white is falling to the mat!!! I don't know what it is
but some of it has gotten into Veteran's busted face and he's let go of the
hold!!! Veteran clawing the side of his face where the white stuff got into
it. We see Nikki leaving her broadcast position to scoop up some of whatever
this is. Whatever it is gave ?¿? a break because it broke the hold.

Nikki: Its salt! No wonder Veteran is writhing in pain. Can you just imagine
that pain of salt in such a large gaping wound like his?

BSW: ?¿? now with a clothesline dropping Veteran to the mat. Elbow Drop on
the Veteran. ?¿? signalling for the Mystery Death Drop. He pulls Veteran up
but Veteran kicks that leg he worked on early in the match and that stops ?¿?
who takes a step back. Veteran blocking the pain from setting up for
something. ?¿? turns around. SUPERKICK BY VETERAN!!!! HOW DID HE GET THE
EXTENSTION FOR THAT? HE IS NOT KNOWN AS BEING FLEXABLE ENOUGH TO PULL THAT
OFF!!!!!

Nikki: Remember the training Dr. Roberts put him through. Not just strength
but flexability. Now in a key moment in the match he was able to surprise ?¿?
with a move that nobody thought he had in him.

JT: This can't be happening!

BSW: Veteran saying it's over! He's giving the sign for The Purple Heart
again. Remember he had it on when the salt came down. VETERAN HAS IT ON
AGAIN!!!! THERE IS NOWHERE FOR ?¿? TO GO!!! ?¿? TRYING TO FIGHT IT AND........
GOOPY JUST GOT INTO THE RING AND HE'S BITING THE VETERAN!!!! VETERAN HAS LET
GO OF THE HOLD AS GOOPY HAS JUMPED ON HIS BACK AND IS BITING HIM.

JT: We'll see if he's been vacinated for rabies.

BSW: Veteran holding Goopy's hands. SAMOAN DROP BY VETERAN!!!! VETERAN FELL
BACKWARDS AND ALL 275 POUND OF VETERAN JUST FLATTENED GOOPY!!!!!

JT: Call the ASPCA on him!!!! If that isn't cruelty to animals I don't know
what would!!!!

BSW: GOOPY IS OUT AND HAS TO BE INJURED. VETERAN TOSSES THE MONKEY OUT OF THE
WAY BUT DOESN'T SEE ?¿? STARTING TO GET UP. VETERAN TURNS AROUND!!!!! MYSTERY
DEATH DRIVER FROM ?¿?!!!! HE DID IT WITH ONE GOOD LEG!!!! IF HE CAN COVER IT'S
ALL OVER BUT IS STRUGGLING TO MOVE FROM THE EFFECTS OF TWO PURPLE HEARTS!!!!!

JT: Something is happening in the ring!!

BSW: Part of the ring is being opened up with a knife! ?¿? slowly crawling
over to the Veteran!!!! Somebody has just popped out from under the ring!!!!!
?¿? is near the Veteran. The new figure in the ring has grabbed the broken axe
handle and cracked ?¿? in the back of the head with it!!! Mark McGwire eat
your heart out! This.....person just rolled Veteran on top of ?¿?.

JT: NO!!!! Don't let it end like this!!!!

BSW: Referee counts. We've got one, we've got two, we've got three!!!!!
(explosion)

RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AT NINETEEN MINUTES AND FIFTY FOUR
SECONDS. THE VIETNAM VETERAN!!!!!!!

BSW: The Veteran wins just a few seconds before another ballon popped!!! This
time spreading needles to the mat!!!! Veteran, ?¿?, and this mystery man are
struck by the needles but it doesn't seem to affect whoever this is in the
ring. Veteran rolled over in time for the needles to only do damage in the
back area and ?¿? was unconcious so he felt nothing right now.

Nikki: The mystery man is coming out of the cage right now and I'm going to
try and get a word with him. (Going up to the man) Excuse me. Who are you and
why did you just do what you did?

Man: I am "The Extremist" Jeff Urso. I have come here to the IWO to bring this
federation to a new extreme of violence. You got people here who think they
are so tough. Well I am here to show what extreme really is. Now get out of my
face before I take you there too!!!!!

Nikki: Well he got to the point. So we've got a new guy into the federation
and has already made an impact!!!!! Back to you Scott.

BSW: We see The Veteran coming out of the ring and refusing to be helped by
his wife who still gives him a hug of support. Dr. Roberts who came into the
arena again after this match ended has made her way as well to ringside.
Veteran will have to recieve medical attention, maybe even go to the hospital.
As bad a shape as he's in ?¿? is in worse condition. He is still out as well
as Goopy.

Nikki: Well he wanted The Veteran and he got him. Right between the eyes.

JT: I refuse to believe that Moses is a better wrestler that ?¿?. Get that
walking pile of creaking bones back into the ring and let ?¿? at him again!!!!

BSW: How can you top a match like this? I can think of only one way and that's
with the world title match between Titan and Inferno.

Nikki- It's all come down to this, folks! This next one is for all the chips
on the table, all the cheese on the nachos, the whole show!! Titan goes one on
one with Inferno!!!

(clip shown of Inferno executing the Backdraft off the scaffold to give the
Man the victory over Zombie.)

JT- Everybody in wrestling dreams of the day when they get the IWO World Title
shot.

(clip of Scott Morris retreiving the mock World Title during the ladder match
earlier on.)

BSW- Some people know that their time is coming soon......

(clip of the Vietnam Veteran and ?¿? brawling during their earlier Mystery
Death Match.)

Nikki- Some people may never heal their wounds to ever earn that shot.....

(clip of Titan executing the Titan X-Press)

JT- But everyone dreams of the IWO World Title........and tonight, one man
realizes that dream.....while the other man tries to defend it by any means
neccessary.

World Title Match
Titan v. Inferno

(the bell rings. the crowd hushes in anticipation.)

Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled to be one fall for
the Internet Wrestling Organization World Title!!

(the crowd roars to life as "Firestarter" by Prodigy starts to play.)

Announcer- Introducing first, the challenger! Weighing in at 335 pounds, he
stands 6 feet, 11 inches tall! He is the master of the Backdraft, Inferno!!!!!

(Inferno takes his time walking to the ring. He looks extremely determined. As
he steps over the ropes, his music fades out. The crowd has a mixed reaction
as "Ode" by Creed plays throughout the arena.)

Announcer- His opponent......weighing in at 324 pounds....this giant stands at
7 feet, 1 inch tall....led to the ring by Zombo....he is the reigning IWO
World Champion, Titan!!!

(Titan strolls down to ringside. As soon as he gets there, a third theme,
"What Kind of Love Are you On" by Aerosmith plays. The crowd is confused.)

Announcer- Introducing a special guest commentator...former FWL President and
Champion, 'The Extremist' Jeff Urso!!!!

(Jeff comes down to the announce booth and puts on a headset.)

Jeff- Well, well, well!!

BSW- Folks, we're being joined by Jeff Urso for some reason...how's it going
Jeff?

Jeff- Oh, I'm still pretty pissed at all three of you. You're all lieing,
backstabbing sh*theads. You were all in the FWL before you even thought of
this place, and as soon as it looked bad, you jumped ship like a WCW wrestler.
I oughta beat the crap out of all of you!

JT- Jeff....let's not be hasty now.....I'm still on your side!! John made me
go!

Jeff- Yeah, well I'll be kicking his ass too, soon enough. Hey, let's get to
the ring....I may as well call this match, I'm down here.

(the bell rings.)

Nikki- The main event for Broken Hearts, Broken Bones is underway!!

BSW- Titan and Inferno, two huge men, one on one, World Title. It doesn't get
any better than this!! They lock up....both struggling for power over one
another....Titan backs Inferno to the corner, and they have a clean break!
Titan hits Inferno with a knee to the stomach!! Inferno thought he'd just try
to lock up again, but Titan had other ideas! Titan again knees Inferno in the
stomach, causing the challenger to double over! Titan nails Inferno with a
double axhandle, forcing him down to a knee! Titan kicks him in the head, and
Inferno goes down!! Titan in control now....he picks Inferno up, whips him to
the ropes and nails him with a nice lariat! Inferno is back on the mat again!
Titan pulls him up again, whips him to the corner with authority, big boot!!
Inferno just had his face impaled around Titan's foot, and the challenger is
down again! Titan picks him up....gorilla press slam!! Wow!! Inferno can't go
on like this much longer!!

Jeff- Hell, you'd better believe that. Inferno is the huge underdog, everyone
knows that. Titan was around when I was the boss, he was champ when ?¿? was
just getting his career off the starting blocks...Titan can handle himself.

JT- I agree with Jeff!

Nikki- Of course you would, you suck up.

BSW- Titan rams Inferno face first into the tunrbuckle now....whips him across
to the other turnbuckle, Avalanche!! No!!! Inferno got out of the way!! Nobody
home for Titan, and Inferno is quick to capitalize!! Right to the jaw, left to
the body, kick in the stomach, BACKDRAFT!!!!! NO!!! TITAN COUNTERED WITH A
BACKDROP!!! Inferno almost had this match won before it really took off!!
Titan was caught way off guard for that, but is back in control of the match.
He picks Inferno up again, sets him up....pumphandle slam!! A great move by
Titan! Titan again pulls up Inferno and throws him over the top rope!! Inferno
on the outside of the ring, where some real damage can take place!! Titan
grabs a chair...what's he doing? He's coming over this way! Titan is over
here!!

Jeff- Yeah, what the hell do you want you overgrown ape? I'll beat your ass
from here to Winter WarCry you fat piece of trash!

JT- Titan and Jeff are gonna go at it!! Yeah!!

Nikki- Titan better focus on the match at hand....he doesn't want to lose the
World Title because of Jeff!!

BSW -Inferno is up, and he has a fire extinguisher!! Titan is threatening to
swing the chair at Jeff!! Jeff and him are still arguing!! Inferno is behind
Titan, and the champ still isn't looking! Titan turns around and nails Inferno
with the chair!! Inferno goes down again!! Titan picks up the fire
extinguisher...and nails Inferno in the head with it!! Now he's spraying
Inferno with it!! Inferno has mounted virtually no offense at all thus far
into the match!! Titan drops the extinguisher and pulls Inferno to his
feet....he's walking the challenger back to the ring now....Inferno is rolled
into the ring. Titan gets in the ring....no, he's got that look on his
face.......Titan is going to the top! Titan slowly climbing to the top....He's
motioning his hands like a wheel....he's going for a 450 splash?! Is he
insane?! Titan sets up.....450!!!! NO!!! Titan pulled off the move, but
Inferno got out of the way!!! Nobody home again for Titan!!

Nikki- This may be Inferno's only shot....Titan made the huge mistake of
trying to show off, and now Inferno has a chance for the World Title! He has
to get up on his feet and attack Titan now!

JT- Yeah, well he's not exactly in the best shape either....Titan has been
pounding him the entire match.

Jeff- You want this match f'n even? Hold on, I'll go make it even.

BSW- Wait, where are you.....Jeff is heading down to the ring....he picks up
the chair now....Jeff Urso is in the ring and is waiting for Titan and Inferno
to get up!! Titan is slowly reaching his feet....Inferno is holding onto the
bottom rope....Titan is up, and Jeff just plows through him with that chair!!
Titan is back down!! Jeff nails Inferno with the chair square in the back!!
Jeff Urso has just hurt both champion and challenger, and now he's heading to
the back!! Inferno is again fighting....trying to pull himself back to his
feet.....Titan is out cold! Inferno is....up finally! Inferno shakes his head,
wakes himself up a bit....and now he sees Titan on the ground!! Inferno picks
up Titan....running powerslam!! Inferno with a power move on Titan!! Cover!!
1......2.......shoulder up by the champion!! Inferno pulls Titan up to his
feet...kicks him in the stomach, and sets up Titan for the Backdraft!!!
Piledriver!! Inferno didn't think Titan was ready for the Backdraft, he
already had tried that once, he's going to wear him down some more. Inferno,
now in control, pulls Titan up, whips him to the ropes, armbar takedown!

Nikki- Inferno is displaying some new moves now that he has the chance to!

JT- Yeah, well why couldn't the bum do it earlier? He was getting his ass
kicked! Inferno may have been prepared for this match, but we would've never
known had it not been for Jeff's interferance!

Nikki- I thought you were on his side?

JT- What do I look like, a sellout?

BSW- Inferno pulls Titan up, Brainbuster!!! Titan is really hurting!! Inferno
stands up....he's calling for the Backdraft!! He's going to finish Titan!!
Inferno pulls Titan up, kick to the stomach, BACKDRAFT!!! NO!!! Again Titan
backdrops him!! Here comes Jeff from the back again!! He has that chair
still!! Titan doesn't see him, he's going to work again on Inferno!! Titan
sets up Inferno....the Titan Driver!! That's a version of the Meltdown right
there!! Titan covers!!! 1.....2.....Jeff nails him with the chair!! Jeff picks
Titan up off Inferno.....CRUCIFIXION!!! Jeff just planted Titan with the
Crucifixion!!! Titan is out cold!! Look out, here comes ?¿?, and he's pissed!!
Jeff was involved in the Mystery Death Match too!! The Mysterious One runs
into the ring and plows into Jeff!! The former FWL president goes flying over
the top!! Inferno is stomping on Titan, ?¿? grabs him, Mystery Death Driver!!!
Inferno is out cold!! The Veteran is coming out?!

JT- What the f*ck is going on?!

Nikki- Everything that we tried to resolve tonight just got sparked even
worse!!

BSW- The Veteran comes down to the ring and here we go!! ?¿? and the Veteran
brawling up....and over the top rope!! Jeff sprays them both with a fire
extinguisher!! Here comes Zombie!! Zombie comes in the ring, grabs
Titan...ZOMBIEPLEX!!! TITAN IS OUT COLD!! INFERNO IS PULLED UP, ANOTHER
ZOMBIEPLEX!! Zombie is coming over here! I think he wants to call the match!!

Zombie- Look at all this f*cking action!! We've got two hated enemies, the
Veteran and the Mysterious One, beating the sh*t out of each other...during
someone else's match! We got some FWL fag in the middle here somewhere! The
two people in this match already got their asses kicked by yours truly! What
else can keep this match going?! We need an f'n explosion or something....we
need....I know what we need.

BSW- Where is Zombie going?! Zombie heading to the back, look out!!! Zombo
just nailed Zombie with a plunger!! Zombo is Titan's new bodyguard.....he
looks about 5'8" or so, 360 pounds at least.....and had a face defect at
childbirth or something....Zombo now attacking Zombie with the plunger!! I
can't believe this is happening!! We've got the Veteran and the Mysterious One
brawling through the crowd now!! Urso is right behind them!! Zombo the insane
plumber is attacking Zombie!!! Titan and Inferno are still both trying to get
to their feet!! The crowd is all over the place on this one!! Look at Zombie!!
He's fighting back!! He nailed Zombo!!! He nailed Zombo!! Zombo went flying!!
Titan is up, he saw that, and he's pissed!! He's going after Zombie!! Inferno
is up too, he's right behind Titan....Reverse DDT!!! Inferno just dropped
Titan!! Cover!! 1....2....kickout!!

Nikki- The cage from the Mystery Death Match is lowering!! Zombie has lowered
the enclosed cage, we've got a version of a Mystery Death Match going on
here!!

BSW- The only problem is, Titan and Inferno are both outside of the cage!! The
ref is locked in the cage, he can't get out to make any kind of count!! The
door is padlocked!! Titan and Inferno are gonna just keep brawling until
someone can make the count for them!! There aren't any other refs!! Here comes
Zombie again!! Inferno is pounding on Titan, he doesn't see Zombie!! Zombie
checks him hockey style straight into the cage!! Inferno is down!!

JT- Look at the Veteran!! You have to give those men over there a lot of
credit! They just got done that gruesome Mystery Death Match about 30 minutes
ago, and both refused to go to the hospital, even when they were put in the
emergency vans!! Half of Veteran's face is pure blood, we don't even know if
it's there anymore! ?¿? isn't much better! But they're still in the crowd
pounding the sh*t out of each other like they just got started! They're sick!
I love it!

Nikki - Zombie is stomping on Titan and Inferno now!! Someone has to get him
out of there!

BSW- Here comes 'Blue Chipper' Scott Morris! He's the new number 1 contender
for the World Title! He's looking pretty pissed at Zombie! The two of them are
jabbing away....and there they go! Zombie and Scott Morris, one on one! Zombie
and Morris are brawling!! What a match this is!! The ref has no way out of the
cage!! Titan is up!! Look at Titan!! He's smiling!! Inferno is still writhing
in pain on the ground!! Zombie is fighting with Morris!! Titan grabs that
chair and nails Zombie in the back of the head!! Zombie is down!! Titan nails
Scott Morris!! The Blue Chipper goes down!! Titan picks up
Zombie....chokeslam!! He picks up Scott Morris....another chokeslam!! He can't
Titan X-Press without a top rope, but he'll damned sure chokeslam everyone!!
Inferno is back up, Titan charges him, Avalanche!! We're finally back on track
with this match!!

Nikki- Someone needs to lift the cage up!!

JT- No way!! It's perfect the way it is!!

BSW- Titan picks up Inferno....MILLENIUM DROP!!! Another of Titan's moves!!! A
cover, but no ref!!! Titan is going backstage, he's going to lift the cage
up!! And there it goes!! The cage is up!! Inferno is starting to stir, Titan
still hasn't gotten back.....the Veteran is pounding on ?¿?!! Low blow by the
Mysterious One!! The Veteran goes down!! Jeff nails ?¿? with a beer bottle
that he must've gotten from a fan!! Zombie is starting to get up!! Scott
Morris is still out cold!! Here comes Titan!! He steps over his fallen
plumber, Zombo....steps over Scott Morris....steps on Zombie!! Now he's at
Inferno....that's odd...Inferno was starting to stir a minute ago, now he's
not moving! He rolls Inferno in the ring....Titan calling for the Titan X-
Press!! He pulls Inferno to the top rope...LOW BLOW BY INFERNO!! TITAN FELL
FOR IT!! WE ALL FELL FOR IT!! INFERNO WAS PLAYING POSSUM! TITAN IS ON THE
GROUND!! INFERNO PICKS HIM UP, BACKDRAFT!!! BACKDRAFT!! THAT'S IT!! COVER!!
1....2...KICKOUT!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! TITAN KICKED OUT OF THE BACKDRAFT!!
INFERNO IS STUNNED!! THE CROWD IS STUNNED!! I'M STUNNED!! NO ONE CAN BELIEVE
IT!! INFERNO PICKS UP TITAN, ANOTHER BACKDRAFT!! NO!! ZOMBIE IS IN THE RING,
HE JUST CLIPPED INFERNO'S KNEE WITH A CHAIR!! INFERNO BUCKLES OVER AND DOWN!!
ZOMBIE NAILS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF INFERNO!! NOW HE NAILS TITAN!! BOTH
MEN ARE OUT COLD!!

JT- Take a breath Scott!!

Nikki- What action!! Inferno may have had the title!!

BSW- Both men starting to stir....no one can believe Titan kicked out of the
Backdraft...no one could've expected that. Titan and Inferno are both up
now....Inferno kicks Titan, BACKDRAFT!!! NO!!!! He can't get Titan up!!! Titan
headbutts him in the groin!! Low blow!! Inferno falls down!! Titan grabs
Inferno by the throat....we're going to the top!!! Inferno up at the
top....TITAN X-PRESS!!!! TITAN FINALLY HIT THE TITAN X-PRESS!! TITAN GETS A
HAND OVERTOP INFERNO!!! 1.......2.......3!!! TITAN WINS!! TITAN BEAT INFERNO!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

Nikki- What a match!!

JT- The Veteran and the Mysterious One are still brawling out there
somewhere!!

("Ode" by Creed is played as the World Title is put in Titan's hands once
again.)

BSW- I can't believe it!! Titan won!!! Titan is still the champ!! Titan is
leaving, but Zombie is in the ring with a mic!!

Zombie: Well, all of you might be a little confused. And that's
understandable, considering a ton of weird shit has gone down tonight. I mean,
we got sneak attacks going every which way, and you know what, it all
intertwines. How, you might ask?

(Just then, Mass Destruction, the FWA, Jack in the Box, Chris Anthony, Ken
War, Shadow, and the rest of the IWO come out, run into the ring, and Zombie
bails out. He is on the outside)

Zombie: You guys actually thought you could get me? No way in hell. And
now...YOU'LL PAY!!!!

(Just then, Jack in the Box, Dark Wolf, Ken War, and Chris Anthony begin
assaulting everyone with vicious chair shots. Zombie grabs a chair of his own
and slides into the ring, bashing Scotty Morris repeatedly with the chair
before clonking Jason Nash and Titan. He picks up the rusty shovel and clocks
both Phelan Kell and Ashton Cain knocking them unconcious.)

Zombie: Yes!! This is it!!! It's all starting over again!!

BSW: NO!!! ZOMBIE CLOCKS TITAN RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT RUSTY SHOVEL!!!! HE
IS BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! HE NAILS SCOTTY MORRIS!! MORRIS IS DOWN AND
MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION!!!

JT: CA grabs both Satan and Mad Max!! DOUBLE DDT'S ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!!!!
CA has got Team Rocket! DOUBLE DDT!!! Zombie with that rusty shovel...AND
CLOCKS JAX STONE WITH IT!! CA SLAPS CA'S WILD RIDE ON JASON NASH!!! THIS IS
BRUTAL!! CARNAGE EVERYWHERE!!!

Ashley: JACK IN THE BOX HAS TONY DAVIS!! FORMER TBW PARTNER!!!! THE JACK!!!!
DAVIS IS OUT!! JitB HAS A CHAIR....CHAIR SHOT TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!! ZOMBIE
BRINGS INFERNO TO THE OUTSIDE AND APPLIES THE BOWLING BALL!!! INFERNO IS
SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! HE DRAGS TITAN OUT AND APPLIES THE BOWLING BALL ON BOTH
OF THEM!!

BSW: KEN WAR HAS GOT BOTH ERA OF OUR KIND MEMBERS ON THE TOP ROPE!!! DOUBLE
DROP!!! JitB WITH THE RUSTY SHOVEL!! RIGHT TO CAPITA PUNISHMENT!!!! HE CLOCKS
HIGH FYLER, SIN SMILEY, AND PEP WESTIN!!! NUMBER 71! NUMBER 72! NUMBER 73!!!

JT: ZOMBIE HAS GOT INFERNO SET UP...PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE!!! HE PICKS
UP TITAN AND ZOMBIE-BOMBS (Awesome Bomb) TITAN RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!
TITAN IS SERIOUSLY HURT! ZOMBIE BACK IN THE RING!!! ZOMBIE-BOMB ON THE MaN!!
THE IWO HAS BEEN LAID OUT!!! IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!

(Zombie takes the microphone and surveys the fallen bodies)

Zombie: Well IWO, I told you I wasn't finished with you yet. And what you have
now is no longer a band of fan loving freaks. We are the NWF. No Hell Patrol.
No NWF 2K. We are just the NWF. The nightmare. And it's time to expireience
your nightmare...

Ashley: For God's sake!!! Zombie grabs Scotty Morris!!! ZOMBIEBOMB OVER THE
TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TIMEKEEPERS TABLE!! ZOMBIE RE-APPLIES THE BOWLING
BALL ON INFERNO AND TITAN!!

Zombie: Can't you see? We are the nightmare. CA, go fetch Titan for me.

(Chris Anthony brings Titan and throws him into the ring. Zombie re-applies
the Bowling Ball on the unconcious Titan, and then takes a swing with the
rusty shovel and nails Titan right in the face. He is seriouly injured)

Zombie: Look at this!

(He stands over the fallen World Champion and takes the World Title belt and
holds it while standing over the fallen Titan)

Zombie: I am the man to beat IWO..but NWF....GET CA!!!

BSW: NO!! NWF ATTACKING CA!!!!! ZOMBIE GRABS CA BY THE THROAT!! CHOKESLAM!!
KEN WAR PUTS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE! THE DROP!!! DARK WOLF TAKES HIM TO THE TOP
ROPE! WOLF BITE! CA IS OUT!!! THEY DOUBLE CROSSED POOR CHRIS ANTHONY!!

Zombie: Heh...IWO...prepare to die..

BSW- We gotta go!! We leave you with a promo for Desperate Measures '99,
thanks for watching!! Good night!!

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HE GAVE EVERYTHING HE HAD......
(clip shown of Inferno and Titan brawling in slow motion....with each punch
comes a loud boom from the screen.)
BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH.
NOW, IT'S THIS MAN'S TURN
(clip of Scott Morris grabbing the mock World Title during the Ladder Royal.)
AND HE WILL TRY TO WIN BY ANY MEANS NECCESSARY.....
THE WORLD TITLE IS ON THE LINE......
MARCH 21ST, 1999.........

SCOTT MORRIS
TITAN
THE WORLD TITLE
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Heehee....

for you new guys, when we get done 44 part cards, we usually congratulate
ourselves : )

Thank you to all writers, especially those who pulled through at the last
second. This week was hell for me, but you guys came through and more with
this....a lot of writer's suprised me with some really nice matches, everyone
did more than I expected....only one person had to be fired from the writing
staff out of all of this!
I'm very proud of the writing staff for the first time in a month. Took you
guys f'n long enough to come through!

Desperate Measures will be huge. I've been waiting since December to show off
that image, and now it'll be proudly displayed on www.fwlnet.com, which should
be up soon enough.

To those outside AOL, im sorry that the parts are out of order. Follow by
number, it happens because of crappy AOL's mail servers.

A few notes- New Shockwave movie on the temp site, check that out. I've been
told by anonymous people that "It's equal to the beginning of Half Life." For
those who don't know, Half Life is supposdly an awesome game, with a cool
beginning. : )

Also, I recieved word from someone that I believe is legitimate that Playboy
will be doing some kind of column on e-wrestling, and they went to publish the
IWO logo. I gave them permission to use it in the magazine and their web site,
however, I have yet to find out if that person was legit or not. But, it's
worth mentioning just the same : )

Thank you once again...read all of BHBB to get the full affect. Onward to MNM,
which should be out tommorow or the next day! Thanks to John for that last
minute card! HT will be on time this week, and MNM after that!