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Ice Age 2


*The following is intended for a pay per view viewing audience. If you do not like Mature subject matters then please do not read*

(A black screen. A heartbeat. The words "Internet Wrestling Organization." Fade in, fade out. Again. Again. Again; this time with no fade out. A crash of thunder, a bolt of lightning, and the words light aflame, shining bright blue as they burn.)

("Young Grow Old" by Creed. The words "Ice Age II" appear on the screen. They begin to quiver...Ice then forms, freezing over the text with a chilling effect. Suddenly, the words break apart, shattering everywhere as we go live...)

(BOOM! Fireworks go off everywhere as "Young Grow Old" plays, now live, over the First Union Center in Philadelphia, PA. Fans scream, fans yell, fans do whatever the hell they want to. As if we were gonna hire security and actually stop them...heh, not a chance. This is FANTASY wrestling, we'll do what we want. Anyway...back to the PPV. Fireworks continue to blast off everywhere. The music fades out, only to be replaced by The Grinch theme. On the screen, we can see Real Audio Reporter Johnny Shallow giving his Ice Age predictions away. More fireworks go off as Shallow makes his way down to the announce booth. The Grinch Theme fades, and soon is replaced by "Black Hole Sun" by Sound Garden. Various clips of JT getting smacked by various IWO announcers, employees, and women is shown as JT makes his way to the announce booth. He stops for a moment to glare up at the footage being shown, then continues to stomp his way to the announce booth. "Stir It Up" by Bob Marley plays as Greg Parker comes down to footage of himself yelling, screaming, ranting and raving into the announce headset. He makes his way down to the ring.)

(The audience continues to scream and shout as the three finally get comfortable, sit down, and begin to actually do their jobs.)

JT- I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN OVATION LIKE THIS BEFORE!!

GP- I SWEAR YOU SAY THAT EVERY SINGLE PAY PER VIEW WE HAVE!!

Shallow- WHAT?!

JT- NO, THIS TIME I MEAN IT!!

GP- WELCOME EVERYONE, TO ICE AGE TWO!! SURE YOU DO JT...NEXT MONTH YOU'LL BE SAYING THE SAME THING.

Shallow- WHAT?!?!?! I CAN'T HEAR A THING!!?!

JT- I'M TELLING YOU GREG, YOU'RE OFF TO A REALLY BAD START TONIGHT!

GP- JUST FIVE MORE DAYS OF THE 1999 FOLKS...THE IWO IS ENDING THE YEAR KICKING AND SCREAMING!

Shallow- CAN ANYONE EVEN HEAR ME?! *pop* IS THIS THING ON? *pop pop pop*

JT- AAAH!! STOP HITTING YOUR HEADSET YOU BASTARD!! YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY EARDRUMS!!

Shallow- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! *pop*

GP- STOP IT YOU F*CKER!!!

JT- DAMN YOU!!!

GP- WHAT?

JT- THAT WAS MY LINE!!

GP- I KNEW IT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT FOR MY CHARACTER...

JT- CAN'T YOU READ A SCRIPT?!

GP- I'M SORRY!!

JT- DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

Shallow- WE'RE LIVE YOU ASSHOLE!! YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE SCRIPT NOW!!

JT- I CAN DAMN SURE DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!

Shallow- (ignoring JT) FOLKS, I ASSURE YOU, THERE IS NO SCRIPT IN THIS PROMOTION WHATSOEVER. EVERYTHING YOU SEE TONIGHT IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT REAL WRESTLING. NO DOUBT ABOUT...

JT- THERE IS SO A SCRIPT YOU COCK MONKEY!! LOOK, I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE! *waves the script around*

Shallow- YOU'RE AN IDIOT. AND FURTHERMORE, YOU CALLED ME A COCK MONKEY. WELL...IF THAT'S HOW TONIGHT IS GONNA BE...I CAME PREPARED. *whips out a cell phone, calls someone, then puts it away.*

(Nikki comes running down the arena ramp just then carrying a cell phone. She walks over to JT.)

Nikki- BASTARD!

*SMACK SMACK*

(Nikki runs back up the ramp. The crowd cheers.)

Shallow- DON'T MAKE ME USE THAT AGAIN.

JT- OK, OK!!

GP- CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH THE SHOW NOW?!

Shallow- Sure, go right ahead. And by the way, you can stop yelling now.

JT- WE CAN?! Oh. We can.

GP- *sigh* As I said before folks...welcome to Ice Age 2! We're in the First Union Center tonight on this beautiful December 26th night...a bit chilly, but PERFECT for the IWO!

JT- Whatever.

Shallow- Enough cheesy introduction! On with it!

GP- Alright alright!! Let's get to the first match!

JT- Thank you!

GP: And this first match should kick us off onan "interesting" note,
wouldn't you say so Johnny Shallow!

Shallow: Well Johnny Shallow knows what Johnny Shallow knows, and Johnny
Shallow says this is gonna be one HELLUVA night! We got a monkey vs a
monster compiled of body parts from dead FWL members, we got the son of the
president of the IWO, we have a penguin, and we have a dead man, all in one
ring! Where else could you see such madness? ONLY IN THE IWO! ONLY AT ICE
AGE!!

GP: Well, what else can I say in this one? Let's get to the action!

(All of a sudden, a familiar tune plays over the loudspeaker...)

Song: ~~~ NO PANTS!!! THATS JUST WHAT YOU GOT! NO PANTS!!! NO PANTS IN
HELL!!!!! ~~~

JT: HAHAHA! I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO, BUT HERE
COMES GARRETT KOSOY REGARDLESS! He doesn't look happy with the choice in
music, but he runs to the ring and takes the microphone!

Garrett Kosoy: SHUT UP! EVERYONE SHUT UP! STOP CHEERING ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!

JT: I don't think anyone was cheering him in the first place!

Garrett Kosoy: GARRETT KOSOY IS PISSED OFF! GARRETT KOSOY HAD A TERRIBLE
CHRISTMAS! DADDY IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

GP: He's only 5 years old! He shouldn't be saying such things!

Garrett Kosoy: ALL I WANTED WERE POKEMON! POKEMON!!! PIKACHU AND CHARMANDER!
WHY COULDN'T YOU GET ME POKEMON??? INSTEAD I GOT STUCK WITH IWO ACTION
FIGURES! DADDY, WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT PHELEN KELL THE ACTION FIGURE? AND
THIS GUY EVEN HAS A WEE WEE! WE ALL KNOW PHELEN KELL DOESN'T HAVE A WEE WEE!
I HATE YOU DADDY!!!

[Garrett throws the microphone down]

GP: Interesting choice of words from the young Kosoy, and I don't know how
President Jamie will react to that one!

["Living Dead Man" by Rob Zombie plays over the intercom as Frankenjobber is
strolled down on a special stretcher, followed by a team of IWO scientists]

JT: I guess they will bring good ol' Frankenjobber back to life for this
special event!

Shallow: HE'S ALIVE!! HE'S ALIVVEEEEE!!!!!!!! GET IT?

GP: What a sad sad man, let's get to our next introduction!

["Take the Power Back" by Rage Against the Machine plays over the intercom
as Goopy steps out, in the ?¿? t-shirt. The crowd roars for the infamous
monkey, who slides into the ring]

GP: Who is that wrapped in Goopy's tail???

JT: MY MY! IT'S DAN KORDIC!!! GOOPY IS DRAGGING HIM ALONG THE RAMP! GOOPY
USES A TAILWHIP TO SEND THE LIFELESS DAN KORDIC INTO THE RING! OR WHAT'S
LEFT OF HIM!

Shallow: ONLY IN THE IWO BABY! ONLY IN THE IWO!!!

JT: Well, I don't know how this one is gonna start out! And where is the
damn penguin???

GP: WAIT?! WHAT IS GARRETT DOING??? WHAT IN THE HELL IS GARRETT DOING?!

JT: THIS IS SICK! IS GARRETT KOSOY PETTING DAN KORDIC???

GP: GARRETT KOSOY HAS HIMSELF A NEW TOY!!!

JT: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! GARRETT IS LEAVING THE RING, HOLDING WHATS LEFT OF
DAN KORDIC IN HIS ARMS!

Garrett Kosoy: WAIT TILL I SHOW DADDY MY NEW TOY! I CAUGHT MYSELF A POKEMON!

Shallow: Um......... Only in IWO?

GP: Damn straight! Now we are left with Goopy in the ring with
Frankenjobber!

(The scientists stand Frankenjobber up)

Scientist: HE'S ALIVE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Goopy looks at Frankenjobber and runs to his foot)

GP: OH MY GOD JT! GOOPY JUST TOOK A CRAP ON FRANKENJOBBER!

JT: AND WHAT IS HE DOING NOW?!

GP: HE CLIMBS UP ONE OF THE SCIENTISTS, WRAPS AROUND AND WHAT THE HELL?????

JT: WHAT WAS THAT! THE SCIENTIST GOES CRASHING TO THE MAT!

Shallow: MYSTERIOUS MONKEY DRIVER BABY! MYSTERIOUS MONKEY DRIVER!!!!!

GP: HE'S UP THE OTHER SCIENTIST!

JT: MYSTERIOUS MONKEY DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shallow: GO GET FRANKENJOBBER GOOPY! GET HIM!!!

GP: UP FRANKENJOBBER HE GOES! MYSTERIOUS MONKEY DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!

JT: GOOPY IS PUSHING EACH OF THEM OUT OF THE RING!! GOOPY WINS!!!! GOOPY
WINS!!! FINISHERS COME IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!!

Shallow: WHAT A WAY TO START ICE AGE!

[The lights go off]

GP: WHAT THE HELL COULD IT BE NOW?

Voice: DOOBY DOOBY DOOOOO!

JT: OHHHHH NO!

Voice: DOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

GP: IT'S WINKY! IT'S THAT DAMNED PENGUIN! BUT WHERE IS HE????

[The lights come on]

GP: WAIT!! LOOK! IT'S THE RAGING ONE!

JT: HE'S IN THE RING AND HE HAS A SLEEPERHOLD LOCKED ON GOOPY!!!

Shallow: OH MY GOD! IN THE RAFTERS!!!

GP: HE THINKS HE'S GONNA FLY!

JT: HE'S A BIRD! BIRDS CAN FLY!

GP: NOT PENGUINS! PENGUINS ARE THE ONE BIRD THAT DNOT FLY! BUT I DON'T THINK
WINKY KNOWS THAT!!!

JT: OH NO~ SWAN DIVE FROM THE RAFTERS! THATS 100 FEET!!!

GP: WINKY LANDS ON GOOPY! THEY WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE RING!!

JT: DID EITHER OF THEM SURVIVE???

GP: WAIT! I THINK I SEE A FIN!!!

JT: YEEEEEEEEES! OH MY GOD! GOOPY IS PULLING HIMSELF THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE
MAT! AND BEHIND HIM HE PULLS, GOOPY!!!!

GP: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!

JT: THE RAGING ONE COUNTS.... ONE...............TWO...........THREE!!!

GP: IT'S OVER!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!

Shallow- Luckily, we have a fine mat crew tonight who knew we were gonna have serious problems with the ring. They'll fix it right up.

(15 minutes later)

Shallow- IS IT DONE YET?! IT IS?!! THANK YOU!!

JT- This is going to be a loooong night.

GP- Lets just move right on!! We don't have time for this now!!

Shallow- Yes, lets!!

GP: Welcome to our next match, it's between The Wrecking Crew, who are new here to the IWO, and The Beverly Hills Bruisers, whom just recently...LOST the Tag Titles to the Prep Kids on Hostile Takeover, and well, it was originally supposed to be The Prep Kids vs The Wrecking Crew, BUT things change ladies and gentleman, and now...The Bruisers are filling in!!

JT: Yes, that is VERY true, and the only thing that the Bruisers want the most after losing those titles for the first time since winning them at Heat Stroke is to fight The Wrecking Crew!!

(All of a sudden, "F*ck Off" by Kid Rock plays as The Wrecking Crew come out to a HUGE ovation!!)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making there way to the ring, weighing in at a total combined weight of 513 lbs., they are THE newest tag team here in the IWO, they are THE WRECKING CREW!!

("Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by Offspring begins to play and here come the Bruisers!!)

Ring Announcer: And there opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 466 lbs., they are the former IWO Tag Team Champions..THE BEVERLY HILLS BRUISERS!!

Shallow: BOO!! These guys suck ass!! Go to hell, Go to hell, Go to hell!!!

JT: Nah, they are the greatest Tag Team in FWO/NWF/FWL/IWO history!!

GP: WHAT!?! There has been plenty of other better tag teams, like Hostile Youth, HY2, LOTS more!! Ok, now Michael Dudley and Seth Weiland  will be starting it off here in this matchup, the bell has rung and this match is underway!! They lock up, Dudley now throws Seth to the ropes, Seth ducks the clothesline and DROP KICKS MICHAEL DUDLEY!! Seth goes over and climbs the top rope..and A DIVING HEAD BUTT ONTO MICHAEL DUDLEY!!

JT: Seth Weiland now taking control of this matchup, tags in Chris Davidson and him and Weiland start to double team Michael Dudley, the throw him to the ropes, Dudley ducks the double clothesline, AND CLOTHESLINES THE TWO MEN HIMSELF!!

GP: And now Michael Dudley is on the ropes, the ref grabs Seth Weiland and starts pushing him back to his corner, while the ref is occupied Michael Dudley rakes at the eyes of Chris Davidson!! Davidson can't see now and Michael hits him with a huge clothesline. And look what Mike Dudley is doing!!

Shallow: Davidson is going to the wrong corner, and he just grabbed Brian Dudley's leg, and Brian with a strong kick to the face of a blind Chris Davidson!!

JT: Davidson falls back to the mat, and Michael Dudley goes for him again but is met by a huge right to his face. Dudley falls to the mat. And is getting up again, but look, Brian Dudley is on the top rope!!!

GP: Brian Dudley off the tope with a huge missle drop kick to the face of Chris Davidson!! And Davidson did a whole flip as he hit the ground, HAHA!! Davidson tossed in the ring! Brian Dudley now takes control, he has Davidson in the corner, he climbs the the second rope, grabs a clump of hair, and begins with the rights.... 1...2...

Shallow: Hey Jackass, let me count... 3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!! He picks the dazed Davidson up and sticks him on the top rope, he climbs up there too!! And YES, a monstrous frankensteiner from the top rope!! Davidson is out cold!! Go for the cover Dudley!! GO FOR IT!!
 

JT: Dudley is going fo the cover 1..2..THR!! NO!!!Seth Weiland makes the save!! Now Michael Dudley launches himself over the top rope with a leg drop to the back of Seth's head!! Seth is now out cold!!

GP: And here comes Brian Dudley again... Dudley kicks Davidson in the head again... And again... And again!! He picks Chris up tosses him outside!!! What a match!!

Shallow: Brian Dudley follows!!! Seth is back up, Seth goes for a clothesline and misses, Weiland slams into the turnbuckle, while Brian Dudley then with a thunderous DDT on Chris Davidson!!

JT: Hey look, Michael Dudley is the only one left standing!!! He rolls his tag partner/Brother Brian Dudley, and rolls in Chris Davidson, he puts Brian on top of him while the ref argues with Seth...ref turns around..the pin!!

GP: 1...2...THR!! NO!! My god!! Chris Davidson kicked out!! AMAZING!! And he is now up to his feet!! Dudley cannot believe this!! He was just about to celebrate for the win, wait..look at this, Michael Dudley throws in a chair, Brian takes the chair and swings at Davidson and Chris ducks, DAVIDSON with a spinning heel kick and he hits the chair!!

JT: Davidson goes down to make the cover!! 1...2...THR!! NO!! Brian Dudley with the kickout!! Both men are now up!!! Davidson hits him again....and again......and again......and again... Five more times to the head of Brian Dudley!! He winds up and nails Dudley and falls down!!!

Shallow: Davidson going for the pin!! 1...2...NO!! Dudley kicks out!! Now Davidson goes in and Tags Seth Weiland, Weiland comes in and connects with a drop kick to the back of Brian Dudley's head, now Seth and Brian Dudley begin to trade punches, AND A BIG RIGHT FROM SETH WEILAND SENDS BRIAN DUDLEY TO THE OUTSIDE!!

JT: Dudley is back up and him and Weiland once again trade more punches, Seth now gets the upper hand again and knocks Brian Dudley to one knee. WAIT..BRIAN DUDLEY WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SETH WEILAND!! HE PICKS UP SETH AND SETS HIM UP IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX AND DROPS DOWN WITH A BRAIN BUSTER!! WHAT A MOVE AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE UNCONSCIOUS ON THE GROUND!! THE REF IS GONNA START THE 10 COUNT!!

GP: 1...2...3...this is  amazing, this match is turning back into a normal tag match now!! 6....Weiland getting up..HE TAGS DAVIDSON, DAVIDSON GOES TO GET BRIAN DUDLEY BUT CAREN GOES TO THE RING APRON!! SHE STARTS TO TAKE OFF HER TOP, DAVIDSON CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF, HE GOES OVER AND SHE SLAPS HIM, BRIAN MAKES THE TAG TO MICHAEL DUDLEY!! MICHAEL COMES IN CLOTHESLINES SETH WEILAND, CLOTHESLINES CHRIS DAVIDSON, DROP KICKS SETH RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING...HE GRABS DAVIDSON AGAIN AND THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND LOCKS A SLEEPER!!!

Shallow: But look!! Davidson slips right out and sends Michael Dudley into the ropes, both men charge and connect with lariats!!

GP:Wait, here comes Seth Weiland, he grabs Michael Dudley, they lock up. OH MY GOD!! Seth Weiland is overpowering Michael Dudley to the corner!! And DUDLEY WITH A RAKE TO THE EYES OF SETH WEILAND!!

Shallow: Dudley is coming back, he picks Weiland up and sets him up for his finisher already!! It's the Sun Set In Beverly Hills!! And.... he connects!!! This may be over folks!! Michael Dudley is going for the cover!! The Pin...1...2...THR!! NO!!! Chris Davidson broke the pin, here comes Brian Dudley now, he grabs Davidson..HE GETS A SUNSET IN BEVERLY HILLS ON HIM!!

JT: Michael picks Seth up and delivers a monstrous DDT!! He takes Weiland up again, but Seth hits him with a low blow!! Damnit!!

Shallow: GOOD JOB WEILAND!! WOO HOO!!

JT:Shuttup!! Dudley is bent over, Seth off the ropes and connects with a swinging neckbreaker!! He now has Michael Dudley up and back down with his own snap DDT!!! NO!!!

GP: What a match!! Now Weiland going for the pin!! 1...2...THR!! NO!! Michael barely kicks out!! Weiland pulling Michael Dudley to his feet, wait a second... Weiland sends him into the ropes, Dudley on the return, WAIT! THERE'S BRIAN DUDLEY RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! BACK BODY FLIP TO SETH WEILAND!! HE IS FLAT ON HIS BACK! NOW MICHAEL THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES, WEILAND WITH A BIG BOOT TO BRIAN DUDLEY BUT HERE COMES MICHAEL DUDLEY WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!THAT PUTS SETH WEILAND RIGHT DOWN!!

Shallow: Chris Davdison is on the outside trying his best to get back into the ring, while in the ring Michael Dudley is pulling Seth Weiland to his feet, Michael standing and hits the ropes, here he comes and he misses a CROSS BODY BLOCK AND DRILLS THE OFFICIAL! OH NO! Look Michael Dudley is stunned. He can't beleive he hit the ref!!

JT: Dudley is on his knees as Davidson is climbing back into the ring,  HOLD ON, LOOK AT THIS..DAVIDSON COMES RUNNING AT MICHAEL DUDLEY AND CLOTHESLINES DUDLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!!  Brian Dudley see's, and goes to attack Davidson, WAIT, HERE COMES SETH WEILAND, AND HE NAILS BRIAN DUDLEY WITH A CHAIR!! THEY THROW HIM OUT OF THE ROPES..BUT UH OH...

Shallow: Look who's on the right apron!!

GP: It's Caren..she's climbing in the ring..look at that skirt!!

JT:C'mon, take all you got off, I have 20 bucks riding on this!! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!!!

GP: Davidson and Weiland notice it, but they aren't falling for it!! They start to strip her themselves, but wait, here comes Michael and Brian Dudley...

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

GP: OHH!! The Wrecking Crew just got nailed with chairs!!! Davidson falls out of the ring and Brian gets sent after him!! It's now between Seth and Michael Dudley!!

JT:The two lock up and Michael Dudley uses his massiveness to overpower Seth Weiland!! Seth gets immediately back up and starts walking around the ring, Dudley is standing in the middle of the ring just waiting around, he looks like he is hungry but then again we have never seen him when he isn't!! Seth charges at Dudley and hits with a clothesline but Michael doesn't move, where did he find this power from??

Shallow: Weiland bounces off the ropes again and goes for another clothesline but this time Dudley falls over!! He runs off the ropes again and he goes for a leg drop and he connects!! The crowd is now getting back into this matchup!!

GP: Dudley still on the ground and barely knows what happens, he probably can't hear himself think because of the roar of the crowd, Seth now has Michael Dudley up and is hitting with a bunch of rights and lefts. Dudley  is dazed and walking around and Seth jumps up for a dropkick but is blocked by Michael Dudley!!

Shallow: Michael goes to his corner and tags in his brother, Brian Dudley. Brian walks through the middle ropes likes he's important and body slams Seth Weiland who was running at him!! Weiland gets right back up and get's another body slam!!  Weiland is now crawling over to his partner who is almost jumping over the top rope!! Brian runs at him and jumps but he isn't in time to stop Weiland from tagging in his partner Chris Davidson!!

JT: Davidson, who is now at his first Pay-Per-View with everybody knowing this.. he is in and Brian throws a right hand but Davidson ducks under and hooks Brian Dudley and hits a T-bone suplex!! What a move!!  He picks up Brian and gets him up into a fireman's carry and drops him down!! Another great move!! He turns around and hooks the leg for the pin, and here is the pin..1...2...THR!! NO!!! Almost a victory for this rookie tag team!!

GP: Davidson is complaining to the ref about a slow count but the referee says no... David is back up and is stomping on Brian Dudley!! He is kicking away at him and he goes down and pulls him up by the hair, what a nice move!! Davidson throws Brian into the corner and charges at him, he goes for a spear but Brian jumps and Chris crashes into the poll. Now Dudley sets him up and goes for a DDT... Here we gooo..HE HITS IT, AND THE PIN...1..2..THRE!! NO!! HE BARELY KICKED OUT!! THANK GOD!!

Shallow: Both men are out cold now, and Davidson just got the tag first... now Weiland is in and he runs over and just stops Brian from tagging in his brother!! Michale is pissed and starts yelling, while the referee is yelling at Michael, Davidson and Weiland are beating up on Brian Dudley!!.

JT: What the hell!!! Michael better see what is happening to his partner if he wants to have a chance of winning this match....

Shallow: He is stupid, all Billionaires are stupid!!

GP: Alright you 2, back to the action now. Michael sees what is happening and he stops talking to the referee... the referee turns around and the referee shoes Davison out of the ring....finally some order restored!!

JT: That attack has really taken a toll on Michael Dudley and now it seems as if Davidson and Weiland are going to try to cut off the ring!! And right now they are doing a very good job shall I say, Dudley is really hurting, look at him just..laying there!! Weiland just made a tag to Davidson and now Chris is in and is beating down on a injured Michael Dudley!! He picks him up and sits him up on the top rope, he starts punching him in the head and the fans are counting with him 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!!! And he gets off the ropes and Dudley falls flat on his face!!

Shallow: Davidson covers Dudley and here is the count, this might be it!! 1...2...THR!! And he kicked out..AMAZING!! Brian has really proved that he can take the punishment but now he seriously needs to tag his partner/brother Brian waiting in the other corner!! Davidson picks him up and throws him into the rope, Chris bounces into the other rope and runs at him and goes for a clothesline, but Michael ducks!!!!! And Michael hits a desperation DDT!! Now both men are down for the second time in this match.

GP: Neither of them are moving and the referee begins the mandatory ten count for the second or third time in this matchup!! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. Michael Dudley is moving, now Davidson is moving... they are both moving towards the corner, Michael makes the tag, Brian is finally in, AND DAVIDSON MAKES THE TAG TO SETH WEILAND!! The two of them walk towards the center and Seth knees Brian in the gut and goes for a snap suplex but Brian blocks it and Seth falls to the ground!! Brian picks him up and hits a backbreaker that had major impact!! What a move by Brian Dudley!!

Shallow: Now Brian Dudley is holding the backbreaker and bending Seth's back like it was an accordion or something of that matter!!  Seth is powering his way out of the hold and his back it straight again!! He pokes Brian in the eyes and then rolls off of his knee... he gets up and is holding his back in pain but still walks over to Brian and tries for a scoop slam but fails!! He tries again and fails one more time!! He tries again but Brian Dudley smacks him in his back and he falls down to his knees!! Seth is sure week at this point, and what  first match..agains the Bruisers..phewy!!

JT: Brian hooks him and goes for a suplex, he hold's him above his head for a couple of seconds and then falls down and Seth Weiland is once again holding his back in pain... the main point of Dudley attack seems to beat Seth's back! Brian picks Seth up and puts his head of the ropes.. Brian Dudley bounces into the other ropes and jumps onto Weiland!! Weiland's back has to have lots of problems in it as of this moment!! Nothing could have survived what Brian Dudley had just done!! Dudley contiues this dominance and picks up Weiland and hits a body slam and then goes for a cover in the middle of the ring, this might just be it..1..2..THR! NO!! OH MY GOD!! WEILAND BARELY KICKS OUT!! WHAT A MAN!!

Shallow: That was the closest we have seen to a three count and Seth Weiland is really showing the crowd that he is not going to give up!! I can't believe that he had the strength to kick out of that...amazing!!

GP: Brian Dudley is getting a little bit frustrated and walks Seth over to his corner and tags in his brother, Michael!! Michael climbs to thte top rope and goes for a flying clothesling and makes contact...this could be it..the pin..1..2..THR!! NO!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT CHARISMA IN THIS MAN!! DAMN!!

JT: Michael is beating up on Seth Weiland, Michael with a left and a right and he has backed Seth into a corner again!! He charges at Seth but Seth sticks a boot up that catches Dudley right in the face!! Dudley is on his back and Seth is staggering over to his partner Chris Davidson!! He makes the tag and Davidson quickly jumps over the top rope and runs over to Michael Dudley, he hits with a body slam.... and then hooks the leg for the quick cover. 1..2..THR and Michael Dudley somehow managed to get a shoulder up!! AMAZING MATCH-UP HERE!!

Shallow: Both teams definitley have got to have a bit of fatigue now as this match has gone on for a while so far!! Dudley and Chris Davidson are now trading rights and lefts, Brian is able to knock Chris off his feet and he goes over to his brother again, and makes the tag...Michael picks up Chris and hits a powerslam... he has him set up for the cover but he picks him up and whips him into the corner, he charges at him and hits him with his big splash!!! Chris is squished and he falls right down to the mat!! Michael turns him over!!

GP: Michael is climbing to the second rope, This could be trouble.....Michael jumps off and does a frog splash!! He now is setting him up for the Sunset in Beverly Hills, here comes Seth Weiland, and now here comes Brian Dudley, all 4 men are battling now, Michael sends Seth to the ropes...SUNSET IN BEVERLY HILLS ON SETH WEILAND!! Brian throws him out, it's now time for Chris Davidson to get it, they have him set up..and..CONNECTS!! MICHAEL GOING FOR THE PIN AS BRIAN WATCHES THE OUTSIDE..1...2...3!!!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winners...THE BEVERLY..HILLS..BRUIIIISSSERRRRRS!!!

JT: YEE HA!!

Shallow: (Banging Head of Desk) DAMNIT NO!! THIS SUCKS!!!

GP: Well, the Bruisers getting there hands raised high as Evan Levine comes out to greet  them, and they walk to the back....

JT- Good showing for the Wrecking Crew though.

Shallow- As I said in my RA show predictions...experience is the key tonight. Wrecking Crew might have had a shot if they had fought the Prep Kids as planned, but the Prep Kids had to be bad boys and go and win that tag team gold.

GP: What a great night it has been so far and we are just getting started.
This next match will not be for the weak at heart. Blood will be spilt,
bones could be broken and I hate to admit it but you might just witness the
end of a career in this one. Both these men are as mean and tough as they
come.

JT: Yeah there is defiantly no love lost between these two, it should be one
of the most entertaining matches of the whole night!!

("What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 plays as Virtual Violater comes out...)

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, a rookie to the IWO, he weighs
in at  200 pounds and stands at 6'5", he is VIRTUAL VIOLATER!!!

("Are You Ready?" by Creed begins to play as Cyber Cyclone comes out..)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, a part of IWO's past, he weighs 269 pounds
and is 6'5", he is...CYBER CYCLOOOOONE!!!

JT: WOW!!! The bell hasn't even rung yet, and these two are already go at
it! VV with a right, CC with a right, VV with a left, CC with a left, BUT
VIRTUAL VIOLATER BLOCKS IT!!! Violater with ANOTHER Right, and another, and
another, and the crowd is going absolutely insane as the rookie, Virtual
Violater hits Cyber Cyclone..the veteran with yet another right and then
CLOTHESLINES HIM RIGHT OVER THE TOP AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! WOW!! CYCLONE HIT
HARD AND THE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!

Shallow: Well, of course they are, idiot, I guess they love this new guy!!!
And here he comes..Virtual Violater slides under the ropes and picks Cyclone
right up from the floor..as he sets him up..and BANGS CYCLONE'S HEAD RIGHT
INTO THE STEAL STEPS!! OUCH!! VV now picks up Cyclone again and whips him
SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! WOW!! Violater now grabs Cyclone's and
rolls him into the ring as he steps onto the apron and then immediately into
the ring!!! Cyclone is up and swings at VV, but Violater ducks and catches
Cyclone's arm right into a SINGLE ARM DDT!! VIOLATER COVERS..oh, please
god..1..2..NOOOO!!! Close, but no cigar!!

GP: And that was WAY too quick to even try for a cover as Cyclone
immediately gets up and rushes at Virtual Violater, who ducks the
clothesline...Cyclone tries a clothesline of his own, but VV ducks it
also..and Cyclone kicks Violater right in the NUTS..HOLY SHIT..AND NOW HE
DDTs HIM ALMOST THROUGHT HE MAT!!! WOW..WHAT A DDT!!! VIRTUAL VIOLATER IS
LYING THERE, LITERALLY OUT COLD AND CYCLONE IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF!!!!

JT: COME ON, VIOLATER!! GET UP!! Cyclone now picks Violater up and whips him
into the ropes and brings him right back down to the mat with a HARD
CLOTHESLINE!! CC picks up Virtual Violater and whips him into the ropes
again and catches him with a HUMUNGOUS powerslam on the way back!!! What a
move!!  Cyclone covers Virtual Violater...1...2...THR!!! NO!! VV BARELY
KICKS OUT!! PHEW!!

Shallow: This match is really exciting, hopefully Violater can pick up the
paceand take it to his level, Cyclone grabs Violater by the leg and drags
him to the center of the ring, Cyclone climbs to the turnbuckle...he points
up to the rafters and leaps OFF!! Cyclone with a swan dive...NO!!! Virtual
Violater rolled out of the way and Cyclone is in down holding his head. This
may get Violater the break he needed!!

GP: Well Cyclone is slowing getting to his feet, he drops a leg across the
chest of VV... Violater trying to re-gain some composure here, picks up
Cyclone starts to send him into the ropes...Sleeper Hold!!! Cyclone is gonna
try and wear Violater down...Violater is getting drowsy but is trying to
fight it... Violater changes his position and hits an inverted Extreme
Encounter!!! CYBER CYCLONE1 IS DOWN!!

JT: Violater helps up Cyclone and punches him down again...but Cyclone
BLOCKED IT!!! Cyclone with punches to Violater's chest, and a sudden
dropkick to his knee...Violater staggers a bit forward while Cyclone bounces
off the opposite end of the ropes and lands a bulldog!!! WOW!!

Shallow: Well Violater wasted time...you don't do that... Cyber Cyclone is
now working on the knee of Virtual Violater, he puts him into a figure four
leglock, VV is yelling in pain, the ref is checking with him to see if he
gives...but Virtual Violater says no!! Cyclone grabs the ropes and uses it
as leverage, he quickly lets go as the ref looks and sees it shaking!!

JT: HAHA!! WHAT A FOOL!!

GP: The ref is asking if he grabbed it or not but Cyclone doesn't answer...
as he let go of the hold...he harshly stomps Violater in his midsection and
walks past his body to the other side where he sits on the turnbuckle to
take a breather....

GP: Both men are up and now a hyper Virtual Violater is jumping all over
Cyclone, he whips him to the ropes and gets clotheslined  by the rookie
named Virtual Violater!! That was viscous.. look at Cyclone sliding to the
outside.. He's getting a chair!!!

Shallow: Hey Cyber Cyclone..come over here and take JT's chair, he's just
torturing the thing by sitting on it anyways, HAHA!! I MADE ANOTHER FUNNY!!

JT: Shut up "JOHNNY SHALLOW", Cyclone's back in with the chair off the tope
rope with a moonsault..

Shallow: HE HIT IT!!! AMAZING!! Violater couldn't get out of the way in
time, now he's wailing on Cyber Cyclone with that chair right on his right
knee!!

GP: A hurt knee will slow down this rookie's to the speed of a man that
wieghts 9,000 pounds.. This isn't looking good for Virtual Violater, he's so
young, and just joined us a few weeks ago...

JT: LOOK!! Violater's getting up...and he is about to nail Cyclone who has
his back towards us!! Cyclone is showing off for the crowd and doesn't
realize that Violater is back up...Now Violater with rights and lefts, VV is
showing no mercy at all!! As he is already back on Cyber Cyclone,  he picks
Cyclone up and rolls him onto the German announcer's table, Cyclone's not
moving and spitting up blood from his mouth as Violater climbs to the top
rope. DON'T TELL ME HE IS GOING TO JUMP! HE IS! OH MY GOD! This will end it
all if he connects. NO! At the very last second Cyber Cyclone rolls out of
the way and Virtual Violater goes crashing through the table!! Pieces of the
table fly everywhere. LOOK! Virtual Violater already moving!! Blood running
from his head!! This is terrible!!

GP: I can't believe what I am seeing Virtual Violater looks as if he liked
what just happened to him!! He wipes the blood from his eyes so he can see,
he climbs out of the wreakage of the German announcer's table and he walks
over to Cyber Cyclone who still isn't moving... he pulls Cyclone to his feet
and gets ready to hit a big right hand. CC somehow managed to block it...
Cyclone with a right of his own,  Cyclone picks up a steel chair,

*SMACK*

JT: He hit a homerun with that swing!!!  But look Virtual Violater, still
refuses to go down!! It shows you how badly he wants to win this match, yet
his first match here in the IWO!! Cyclone with another and another... Now
upto to six chair shots and still Virtual Violater refuses to go down!! What
will Cyclone have to do to get this man off his feet!! LOOK AT THAT!!!
Violater blocked the chair shot and now he has got the steel chair.... NO!!!
  Cyclone takes a chair shot to the head!! Down he goes!!!

Shallow: I now hate that SOB.. Violater with a kick to the groin and
OWWW!!That was sickening!!! That DDT put Cyclone's head right into the
chair!!

GP: Yeah I thought it was over as well!!  Violater pulls Cyclone to his feet
by a handful of hair... Violater attempts a right hand that Cyclone blocks
and then Cyclone follows it up with a kick to the groin... Violater goes
down!!

JT: Now Cyber Cyclone with the upperhand... Cyclone grabs a sledgehammer!!
OH NO!!! He just drove the sledgehammer into the leg of Virtual Violater!!
Violater isn't moving, blood is running down his face already... Cyclone
with the sledgehammer again to the head of the fallen and unconscious
Virtual Violater!! This doesn't look good for this promising young athlete!!
His hopes of winning this match are now slim to none!!

Shallow: Look at Cyber Cyclone, he is ruthless with that sledgehammer...now
with it still in his hands he climbs to the top rope, where he sits there
perched waiting for Virtual Violater, and look, Violater somehow is starting
to get to his feet!! He doesn't know where he is though, he is staggering
around with rubberry legs not aware that Cyber Cyclone is ready to strike
again!! Cyclone jumps.... OH NO!!! He connected again to the head!! SWEET
SASSY MOLASSY!!

JT: Sweet Sassy Molassy??

Shallow: Yeah, just a word I picked up...

JT: Oh Ok...

GP: Ok, back to the action, this time VV falls to the ground in a heap, he
doesn't seem moving a muscle!! But look at Cyber Cyclone, he isn't wanting
to pin him just yet... he wants to administer more pain to this rookie, he
truely wants to end the career faster then this man came in the IWO!! He
picks Violater up and attempts a body slam, annnd..YES!! the
pin...1...2...THR!! NO!! MY GOD!! VIRTUAL VIOLATER KICKS OUT!! WOW!!

Shallow:  He's putting on a show today.. Cyber Cyclone with a suplex and he
picks him up and a whip into the corner and now Virtual Violater's choping
down a tree with knife edge chops!!!

JT: Now Cyber Cyclone is setting him up top, Violater kicks him off!! And
Cyclone rolls into the opposite corner, Violater charges at Cyber Cyclone,
VV graps his neck and OHHH MY GOD!!! Tornado DDT.. Cyber Cyclone's coming
back outside he's getting something out from under the ring!!

GP: Look he's got that wrench.. he's back and the ring.. heres the pitch and
the swing.... HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Virtual Violater CAUGHT THE WRENCH!!!! He
caught it.. look at Cyber Cyclone's face and look at Virtual Violater's
eyes...Cyclone drops the wrench.. look Cyclone is outta the ring and
Violater's following behind!! Cyber Cyclone is leaving, he's saying forget
this but he's got a big big surprise behind him.. Virtual Violater has him
by the ear dragging him back to the ring and now he just threw him over the
top rope showing his tremendous power. Virtual Violater heads the ground and
picks up Cyber Cyclone!!

Shallow: Virtual Violater starts to deliver massage blows to the side of
Cyber Cyclone's head and Cyclone sticks Violater in the eye!! Cyclone climbs
into the ring and Violater follows him in... Cyclone attempts to pick up VV,
but falls to the mat and the ref starts to count…1……2….kickout…Both men to
their feet. Cyber Cyclone holding his ribs from the impact of the fall!!

JT: Violater sets up Cyclone, Cyclone's up.. Virtual Violater attempts
another running clothesline but this time Cyber Cyclone got his foot up and
delivered a big boot to the head that knocked VV back and out of the ring.!!
Cyclone steps over the top rope and hops down to the arena floor, outside is
where the action to this match will get it's best!! Violater with an irish
whip to Cyclone into the steel gaurd rail, Cyclone hit very hard!!! He
slumps to the ground, Violater methodically walks over to Cyclone where he
picks him up and drags him by the head over to the steel steps... Violater
kicks the top piece off and then places Cyclone on the bottom piece... LOOK
AT THAT!!!

GP: Violater picks up the other piece of the steel steps up over his head
and drives it into the stomach and rib cage of Cyber Cyclone!! DEAR GOD!!!
Look at Cyber Cyclone... he is bleeding from the mouth!! This is terrible!!
He is also busted up insdie after that shot, This can not be good!! NO!!!
Virtual Violater picks it up again and gets ready to drive it into Cyclone's
midsection again!!

Shallow: LOOK!! AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT CYBER CYCLONE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY
AND SAVES HIMSELF FROM A VERY SERIOUS INJURY!! PHEW THANK GOD!!  Now he's
getting a table from under the ring.. he's setting it up in the corner and
he just rolled Cyber Cyclone under it and now...NOO!!... he's climbing the
ropes... CYBER CYCLONE WILL BE CRUSHED UNDER THAT BROKEN TABLE!!!..THE BIG
SPLASH....AND WOAH!! AGAIN CYBER CYCLONE MOVES!! ANOTHER SMART MOVE BY
CYCLONE!!

GP: The two men contiue there battle on the outside...wait..Cyclone blocks a
punch from Virtual Violater, AND HE DDT'S HIM ON THE MAT!! He throw's him
back in the ring and he follow's, he stands around and waits for him to get
back up, both men bleeding terribly!! Now they lock up, Cyber Cyclone with a
nice hammerlock suplex, both men are down once again!!. Cyclone quickly
moves back to his feet.. Cyclone goes for a cover 1 ...2 ...THR!! NO!!
Violater barely kicks out!! Cyclone now brings Violater back to his
feet...they lockup.... Violater sends Cyclone to the ropes.. Backdrop!!!
NO!! Cyclone blocks with a knee to the stomach!!! Scoop slam sends Violater
to the mat once again!!! Violater slowly moving to his feet...he climb's
back in the ring only to lock up, Virtual Violater with a nice hammerlock
suplex, both men are down. Violater slowly moving to his feet.. Violater
goes for the win...1...2...THR!!! NO!!!! Cyber Cyclone gets the shoulder
up!!

JT: Cyclone kicks out in the nick of time!!! Cyclone now being pulled to his
feet by Virtual Violater... Violater sends Cyclone to the ropes, Backdrop
again!!! Violater stomps the upper leg of Cyber Cyclone.... Violater drops
an elbow, he's going for a Boston Crab!! And Violater has it on!! Cyclone is
trying to make it to the ropes, he's pushing himself, AND HE HAS THE ROPES!!
The ref makes Virtual Violater let go of the hold!! Cyclone gets up and
Violater sends him to the ropes... hip toss... NO!! Cyber Cyclone applies a
swinging neck breaker!!! Now Cyclone starting his attack!!

Shallow: Both men are down, the ref starts to count 1..2..3..4..5.. Cyclone
is starting to get up...6..7..8.. both men are up now!! Cyclone applies a
standing armbar, Violater is trying to break the hold, but it looks like
Cyber Cyclone is gonna break it for him!! Cyclone sends Violater to the
ropes, catches him with a huge clothesline!!! Down goes Virtual Violater!!

JT: Cyclone measures up Virtual Violater and runs off the ropes... Cyclone
connects with an elbow drop to the abdominal area of Virtual Violater!! What
a move!!

GP: Cyclone picks up Violater and sets him near the ropes, Cyclone goes for
a clothesline to send Violater outside but no!!! VV ducks and sends Cyber
Cyclone to the outside!! Violater goes outside the ring and picks up Cyber
Cyclone, he sends him into the stairs, Cyclone is hurting again now,
Violater kicks him in his knee and Cyclone falls down, Violater rolls
Cyclone back into the ring, Violater with a kick to the head of Cyber
Cyclone!!! Violater hooks the leg,...1...2...NOT EVEN CLOSE!!

Shallow: Violater with a stomp to the back of Cyber Cyclone, Violater helps
Cyber Cyclone back to his feet the hard way!!! Lock up, to the ropes
Violater, Cyclone catches him with a kneelift!! Cyclone now rolls him
up,..1...2...THR!! NO!! Barely a kickout by Virtual Violater!! DAMNIT!

JT: Cyclone picks up Virtual Violater and starts to deliver massive punches
to the face, as Violater blocks the punches, Violater starts to land a few
punches of his own!! Violaer is starting to mount a comeback, but Cyclone
pokes Virtual Violater in the eyes and he falls to the ground!! Cyclone
picks up Violater and whips him into the ropes, Cyclone with a clothesline
that sends Virtual Violater out of the ring!!!

Shallow: Cyclone is attempting to go outside of the ring, but the referee is
holding him back!! Violater is slowly getting up to his feet as Cyber
Cyclone climbs the top rope and as Violater turns around Cyclone comes off
with a flying body press which sends Violater down!!

GP: Cyclone throws Virtual Violater back in the ring, and he is climbing the
top rope...he jumps..FROG SPLASH!!! HE KNOW IS SETTING HIM UP FOR..HIS
FINISHER, HE IS GONNA PUT THE CYBERCITY DDT!! HE PUTS VIRTUAL VIOLATER ON
THE TOP ROPE..VIOLATER IS FIGHTING WITH HARD PUNCHES...AND CYBER CYCLONE
DOES IT!! HE EXECUTES THE CYBERCITY DDT!! WHAT MOVE, BOTH MEN ARE KNOCKED
OUT..THE REF DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...WAIT...CYCLONE PUTS HIS ARM ON TOP OF
VIRTUAL VIOLATER..THE PIN!! 1...2....3!! CYBER CYCLONE WINS!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner....CYBER CYYYYYYYYYCLOONE!!!

Shallow- Nobody cares, we're still 15 minutes behind schedule, next match!!

JT- Sheesh. Who cares about schedule?

Shallow- Look, I have better thing to do tonight!

JT- Like what?

Shallow- Like your mom!

GP- OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.

JT- Why you...

Shallow- Don't make me use it *waves cell phone he used earlier*

JT- Bitch.

GP:  Ummmm.....And now we have a great match for you!

JT:  Yeah! Two returning IWO stars, Jax Stone and Shawn Carter!

Shallow:  Yeah... I think Stone is going to win.  I liked what he did with the dog at Hostile Takeover.

GP:  Well, they're about to get to the ring so let's do it!

("Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie begins to play and Jax Stone walks down to the ring.)

Ring Announcer:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit!  First, making his way down to the ring, at 6'6, 269 pounds!  JAX STONE!

("Still D.R.E." by Dr.Dre starts to play and Shawn Carter walks out.)

Ring Announcer:  And his opponent, at 6'7, 257 pounds!  SHAWN CARTER!

*Ding Ding Ding*

GP:  Here we go!  Jax and Shawn lock up, Jax puts Carter in a headlock... Carter sends Stone to the ropes, and Stone nails Carter with a boot to the face!  Carter telegraphed that back body drop!

JT:  Carter stumbles back but he ducks a Stone clothesline!  Carter with a kick, snap mare!  Carter off the rope, misses the elbow drop!  Stone was able to get out of the way!

GP:  Stone now up, and starts exchaning blows with Carter.  Carter with a big swing, ducked by Stone, german suplex by Jax Stone!  What a hard impact move right there!  Carter slowly gets up and is met by a drop kick by Stone!  Stone picks Carter up, kick to the stomach, powerbomb!  Stone with the cover... one... kickout!

Shallow:  It's going to take more then that to get rid of Carter.  Shawn bounces off the rope and nails Jax with a clothesline.  Jax rolls right back up, and Carter sends him right back down with a drop kick!  Stone slowly gets up, Carter with a kick to the stomach, DDT!  Carter just planted Stone.  Carter with the cover... one.. kickout!

JT:  These guys are going for quick covers just to wear their opponent out!  Carter now waits for Stone to get up, Jax ducks the clothesline!  Jax with a kick, he goes for Elimination... Carter gets out of the way!

GP:  Now Carter kicks Jax, BlackOUT, Jax reverses it into a hurricarana!  What a match!  Both guys are trying to finish it early, but it isn't working!  Jax Stone now picks Carter up, and delivers a hard right, another one, Carter blocked it!  He counters with a right, kick, Piledriver... no reversed into a back body drop!

Shallow:  Things are going to get ugly in this match.  Carter back up, he ducks a clothesline, and hits Stone with a shoulder block.  Carter sends Stone to the turnbuckle and starts stomping away at the midsection of Jax.

JT:  Carter now tries to Irish whip Jax to the other corner.... reversed, spun around into a short arm clothesline!  What a move!  Stone now picks Carter up, kick to the midsection, DDT!  Jax now goes to the top rope!  This can't be good.... missle drop kick!  OH MY!  Cover, one... two... kickout by Shawn Carter.

Shallow:  Stone has taken complete control here.  He picks Carter up, kick to the midsection, snap suplex!  Carter gets up, and Stone snap suplexes him again!  Carter quickly gets up, and counters a snap suplex into his own!

GP:  Shawn Carter is holding up very nicely here.

JT:  GP, who do you think will win?

GP:  I don't know, these are two great athletes!

Shallow:  That's bullsh*t.

GP:  Why do you want to know anyway?

JT:  Actually, I don't, but this match seems a bit boring right now.

GP:  Well Jax just got a chair.

Shallow:  And he just swung the chair.

JT:  And Carter has gone down.

GP:  Why are we talking these one sentences?

JT:  Because we want to?

Shallow:  A werewolf possesed us?

GP:  Werewolf?

JT:  There.... there wolf, there ring.

GP:  OK, let's stop this.

JT:  I don't feel like it.

Shallow:  Let's keep it going.

GP:  Carter is down.

JT:  The ref is telling Jax to get rid of the chair.

Shallow:  Carter gets up and low blows Stone.

GP:  Carter takes the chair....

JT:  And whacks Jax.

GP:  Jax goes down!  What a match!

JT:  You ruined it!

GP:  Whatever...

Shallow:  Carter picks Stone up, Blackout!  It's over!  Carter hit blackout!  One... two... thre, NO STONE KICKED OUT!

JT:  Look at Carter, he can't believe it.  He picks Jax up, DDT!  Cover, one... two... kickout!  How is Jax kicking out of these vicous attacks?  Carter can't believe it.  He picks Stone up, sends him to the ropes, no reversed, drop toe hold by Jax.  Carter gets up, ELIMINATION!  Jax hit his finisher Elimination!

GP:  Jax took Carter out.  Jax isn't done, he goes to the outside, he grabs a chair!  The ref is telling him to get rid of the chair.  Jax just nailed the ref with the chair!  That's not going to go over too well.  Carter gets up, Jax nails Carter with a vicous chair shot!  Oh my, that's just not right!

Shallow:  Jax now working on the knee of Carter.  Chair shots to the knee.  And now he snaps on a figure four!  The ref was knocked out though!

JT:  Jax releases the hold.  Carter gets up, Carter with a kick, Blackout!  Stone is out!  Cover!

GP:  There's no ref!  There's no ref!  One... Two... Three... Four... Five!  Carter should be the winner!  Carter going over, he's trying to revive the ref.  Jax slowly rolls up.  The ref is starting to wake up, Carter turns around, kick, ELIMINATION!  Cover... ONE..... TWO......  THREE!!!  Jax wins!  What a match!

Shallow- No it wasn't.

JT- Yeah, it wasn't.

GP- *shrugs* Yeah, it wasn't. Next match!

GP:  Now we have rising stars colliding!

JT:  Very original GP, very original!

GP:  Shut up, anyways we have Sam Potright, High Flyer and Da Bronx Bro!

Shallow:  All of these guys can't fight!  And I don't care for this match!

GP:  Why?

Shallow:  Cus I'm the grinch award winning Johnny Shallow!

JT:  Yeah, like we haven't heard that one before.

Shallow:  That doesn't matter.  The wrestlers are about to get into the ring!

("No Shelter" by Rage Against the Machine begins to play as Sam Potright start to walk into the ring.)

Ring Announcer:  The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL with a 30 minute time limit!  First making his way to the ring, at 5'9, 207 pounds, "Shrimp" Samuel Potright!

("Biggest and the Best" by Clawfinger starts to play and High Flyer walks to the ring.)

Ring Announcer:  Now coming to the ring, at 6'0, 204 pounds... HIGH FLYER!

("Highway" by Lil' Troy starts to play as Da Bronx Bro walks down.)

Ring Announcer:  And now coming to the ring, at 6'3, 273 pounds, DA BRONX BRO!

*Ding Ding Ding*

GP:  Here we go!  Da Bronx Bro rolls into the ring is met with hard boots from High Flyer.  Sam Potright comes from behind and decks High Flyer.

JT:  These three guys probably won't draw blood... what a let down.

Shallow:  Why hasn't Jamie fired you yet JT?

JT:  Cus I control the ratings!

Shallow:  Um... ok, whatever.

GP:  Da Bronx Bro is up trading punches with Potright.  Potright sends Da Bronx Bro to the ropes, back body drop.  Now Potright charges Flyer, but Flyer ducks his clothesline, kick, DDT!

Shallow:  Here's my analysis on this match.  Two cruiserweights, and a non-cruiserweight.  Da Bronx Bro without a question.  Look at this, Da Bronx Bro is up.  Flyer is stomping on Potright, turn around dumbass.  DBB turns him around, kick, powerbomb!

JT:  Potright is slowly getting up, DBB sends him to the ropes, telegraphs a back body drop, and Potright hits a spinning neck breaker.  Potright goes to the ropes, springboard moonsault, DBB moves!  Potright hit the mat and ONLY the mat!  HAHAHA!

Shallow:  That's why cruiserweights shouldn't be allowed here!  All they do is break their necks trying to fly.

GP:  Maybe, but Flyer is also on the top rope.  Corkscrew plancha on DBB!  He hits the ground hard!  Flyer  with a great move there!  Sam Potright up, he decks High Flyer with a drop kick.  Flyer rolls out of the ring, Sam Potright now locks on the Wall Breaker!  (Scorpion Death Lock)

Shallow:  Look at DBB, crying out in pain.  But here comes High Flyer... kick right to the chin of Sam Potright.  High Flyer now picks Potright up, body slam.  He goes to the top rope... Flying Moon Shot!  Potright is down... cover, one... two... broken up by DBB.

JT:  DBB picks Flyer up, kick, DDT!  Potright slowly gets up, jawbreaker by DBB.  DBB now picks Potright up, sends him to the ropes, and flings him to the outside.  DBB ducks a Flyer clothesline, and delivers hard rights and lefts.  High Flyer with a kick, vertical suplex!

Shallow:  Potright rolls back into the ring with a chair!

JT:  Now things are getting good!

GP:  He could get disqualified.  He swings... High Flyer drop kicks the chair right into Potright's face!  Flyer kicks the chair out of the way, from behind, DBB with a neckbreaker!  DBB now starts stomping the hell out of Flyer.  He picks High Flyer up and sends him to the turnbuckle... DBB going to the top rope, he may be preparing for the Bronx Plex...Potright hits the ropes, DBB is going to be singing an octave lower tonight.

JT:  He should, I was listening to him sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and he really had to go up!

Shallow:  Um.. whatever... Flyer now climbs the ropes.  Superplex!  DBB is out, Flyer is out!  Potright is the only one up!  He goes to Flyer and locks on the Wall Breaker!  Flyer starts crying out in pain!

GP:  But he reaches and grabs the ropes!  Potright is not going to let go of the hold!  He locks it on tighter!  The ref telling him to let go.  DBB from behind knocks Potright out with a chair shot!  The ref didn't see it!

JT:  Flyer slowly gets up and is met by a tremendous clothesline by DBB.  DBB is really causing some punishment tonight!  DBB picks Flyer up, kick, DDT!  Potright from behind, low blow on DBB!

Shallow:  That had to hurt!

GP:  Now Flyer knocks DBB down with a spinning neck breaker!  Flyer picks DBB up, double vertical suplex by Flyer and Potright!  Now Flyer goes to the top rope, missle drop kick on Potright!  Potright tought they were going to cause more punishment to DBB!

Shallow:  Never trust anybody here in the IWO!

GP:  Flyer saw the advantage and took it!  Flyer now picks DBB up, DDT!  He picks Potright up, DDT!  Things are getting hectic here!  Flyer now pust Potright on DBB!  This can't be right.  To the top rope... FLYING MOON SHOT on DBB!  Potright moved out of the way!

Shallow:  Whoa!  Potright now picks Flyer up, spinning neck breaker.  Elbow drop on Flyer!  DBB seems knocked out!

JT:  Potright and Flyer are brawling it out, Potright with a kick, Powerbomb!  Potright covers DBB... one... two... three, NO Kickout!  DBB kicked out at the last second!

GP:  Now Flyer is up, he kicks Potright in the gut, and hits him with a hard uppercut!  That could have broken Potright's nose!  DBB from behind with a cradle!  One... Two... kickout by Flyer!

Shallow:  Flyer wasn't even dazed by that!  DBB is up, he starts exchaning blows with Potright, blocks a punch, punch right under the jaw!  Potright staggers back, belly to belly suplex!  Flyer turns DBB around, Hurricarana!  One... two... kickout by DBB!

JT:  Potright gets up and hits High Flyer with a spear!  Cover, one.. two.. kickout by Flyer!  DBB now from behind, inverted DDT!  Flyer up, headlock on DBB, sent to the ropes, leap frog by DBB, Flyer slams on the brakes, kick, brainbuster!

GP:  This match is getting high paced!  Potright has managed to get to the ropes, swan dive into both DBB and Flyer!  All three men are down!  The ref starts the count... one... two... three... four... five... six...

JT:  Potright slowly rolls into a cover onto High Flyer!  One... two... three

Shallow:  NO KICKOUT!  The ref says it was two, but we all know that was awfully close!

GP:  Potright is arguing with the ref, DBB has gotten up, German Suplex!  One... two... kickout by Potright!  Flyer up, clothesline on DBB!  Clothesline on Potright.  Potright and DBB get up, triple clothesline by all three men!  What a weird thing happened there!  DBB and Potright went for the double clothesline and Flyer clotheslined them both!

Shallow:  No time to wallow in it's greatness.  DBB is back up, he kicks Flyer out of the ring and sends Potright to the ropes, back body drop!  DBB now picks Potright up, snap mare, kick to the spine!  Oh my what a move!  Flyer rolls back into the ring, DBB meets him with kicks to the ribs!  DBB picks Flyer up, atomic drop!  Knee hits the buttocks!

JT:  DBB sends Flyer to the ropes, back body drop telegraphed and countered into a spinning neck breaker!  What a move what a move!

Shallow:  Potright now gets up and stomps away at High Flyer.  He picks High Flyer up and sends him to the turnbuckle!  Flyer recovers and kicks Potright in the gut.  Tornado DDT!  Potright is down and out!

GP:  Flyer with the cover, one... two... broken up by DBB!  DBB is only going to lose if he gets pinned!  Flyer now pushes DBB off, double arm DDT!  Flyer now picks DBB up, from behind gets caught with a russian leg sweep by Potright!  DBB and Potright both drop the elbow on Flyer!

Shallow:  Potright and DBB up, Potright nails DBB with a superkick!  DBB goes down, Flyer with a low blow!  Flyer gets up, stunner!  Potright drops!  Flyer to the top rope, Flying Moon Shot misses!  Potright moved out of the way!

JT:  When high risk maneuvers go wrong!  Tommorow on Fox!

GP:  Shut up JT!

Shallow:  DBB gets up and hits Potright with a huge spinning heel kick!  Flyer gets up and rolls DBB over, one... two... kickout!

JT:  Potright gets up and nails Flyer with a drop kick that sends him flying out of the ring!

GP:  DBB sends Potright into the turnbuckle!  DBB to the top, BRONXPLEX ON POTRIGHT!  POTRIGHT IS OUT!  DBB HIT THE BRONXPLEX!  HE COVERS!  ONE!!!

JT:  TWO!!!

Shallow:  FLYER FROM THE TOP!  FLYING MOON SHOT ON DBB!  DBB DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT!  OH MY!  FLYER COVERS DBB!  ONE!!!  TWO!!!  THREE!!!  FLYER WINS!  HIGH FLYER WINS!  WHAT A WAY FOR HIM TO WIN!

GP:  That was great!

Ring Announcer:  Your winner, HIGH FLYER!!!!

Shallow- High Flyer was predicted by a lot of people on IWO Online as the winner of this match...apparantly he was the favorite, and didn't disappoint.

JT- Yeah, but everyone else was DEAD wrong about some of the other matches. Goopy winning the first match?! HA!

GP- Well who would've known about Winky...

JT- I DID!

Shallow- Suuuuuuuure.

JT- Let's just move on.

GP: Ladies and Gentleman, our next match is between Tony Davis and Evan Levine...Levine whom is quite new here to the IWO, and Tony Davis, who is making his long-awaited return, and his first match..phew..what a challenge he is gonna have!!

JT: A challenge?? Tony Davis....is nothing, Evan Levine all the way!! You wanna know why I pick Levine?

GP: Why??

JT: Because..he's from the BDP!!!

Shallow: BDP sucks!! I mean, they are rich...wow..who the hell cares...

GP: I hear you Johnny....

Shallow: Well, where the hell are they...let's get on with the match already!!

("The Kids Aren't All Right" by Offspring begins to play, and out comes Evan Levine....)
 

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 254 pounds, 6'4", he is from the Elite Billion Dollar Promotion...and one of the newest members of the IWO..he is EVAN LEVINE!!
 

(Don Cartagena" by Fat Joe plays as Tony Davis comes out to a HUGE pop!!)
 

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weight in at 237 pounds and is 6'2", he is a former IWO North American Champion..he is TONY DAVIS!!
 

Shallow: It's deafening in here!! I can't here myself speak!!!
 

JT: HA, me neither!!
 

GP: Well, I would agree, Davis came out to a HUGE ovation from this Philly crowd...and now, well the bell
has just wrong, and this match is underway!! Davis runs at Levine, and they get into a lock up, and Davis pushes Levine over!! Levine gets up surprised at Davis's Power, they lock up again, and Davis once again knocks him to the ground, Levine gets up again, and goes for the lockup, but instead clotheslines Davis, Davis gets up, goes to clothesline Levine, Levind ducks, and Davis GETS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM DAVIS!!
 

JT: Wow, this sucks!!
 

Shallow: Nah, it will get better, these 2 stars are trumendous wrestlers, well no, Levin sucks, he is from the BDP!!
 

GP: What does that have to do with anything, Levine would be a MUCH better wrestler if he wasn't going along with those damn Billion Dollar Promotion members!!
 

JT: WOAH!! Levine just snap suplexes Davis, and the pin..1..2..THR!! NO!!!! NO!!! Davis barely kicked out!!
 

Shallow: Barely?!?! I think in my mind it was a fast count...Levine doesn't deserve that fast of a count!!
 

GP: HAHA!! You both make no sense what so ever!! Now Levine continues his attack on Davis, Davis just a tad bit dazed now, Levine delivering some lefts and rights to Davis, DAVIS BLOCKS A LEFT, KICKS LEVINE IN THE GUT...DDT!! DDT ON EVAN LEVINE!!
 

JT: What a move!!!
 

Shallow: Wow..a DDT, haven't seen one of those in a while!!
 

GP: HAHA!! Guys, it's a day after christmas, why can't we all just get along!!
 

JT: Pal, I was nice to all of you that whole week, now it's time to get nast-ay!!
 

GP: OH GOD!!
 

Shallow: Look at this...Levine is in the middle of the ring, and  Davis is climbing the top rope, this is 1 far jump for Davis..could he do it??? Here we go....HE CONECTS..DAVIS CONNECTS!!! Davis is going for the pin..1...2...THR!! NOO!! Levine JUST kicked out!! What a match so far!!
 

GP: Yes it is Johnny Shallow!!
 

JT: Davis gets up, picks up Levine, whips him to the ropes, Levine ducks the clothesline, Davis ducks to flip Levine over, Levine stops knowing what he is gonna do, AND A FAME-ASSER ON TONY DAVIS!! WHAT A MOVE!! Levine now gonna take control of this match, he locks up with Davis again, whips him to the ropes, AND A DROP KICK TO THE OUTSIDE!!

GP: Now Levine is going out to take control once again, he gets Davis, tries to throw him into the guard rail, but Davis reverses it and throws Levine INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Davis is getting something, HE GRABS A CHAIR!! HE WINDS UP, AND...NO!! THE REF GRABBED THE CHAIR RIGHT OUT OF DAVIS'S ARMS!!

Shallow: Davis..turn around...don't argue with the ref and watch your opponent!! NO!!

*SMACK*

GP:NO!! Levine just nailed Davis with the chair from behind, and now the ref is yelling at Evan Levine, and what is he doing!?!? EVAN LEVINE JUST POWERBOMBED THE REF RIGHT THROUGH THE CHINESE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!

JT: HAHA!! Once again, the Japs are out of luck!!

Shallow: I agree with you JT, HAHA!! Levine is now taking control of this match...Levine starting to pound away on Tony Davis on the outside..he starts to pound and pound, relentlessly, he now is gonna continue what he was trying to do before by whipping Davis into the guard rail..AND NO!! HE CONNECTS!! AND DAVIS FLIPS RIGHT OVER THE GUARD RAIL!!

JT: THE REF IS STILL KNOCKED OUT!! HAHA!!

GP: Now Levine and Davis are gonna start battling through this crowd here..Levine taking it to Davis, without giving any kind of breathing room, he finds a broom stick and nails Davis with it, Davis is out cold!!

JT: Where are they going!?!?!

Shallow: Holy Shit!! It looks like there going over into the refreshment stand area!! This is nuts!!

GP: Everyone waiting in line see's them coming there way and start scrambling, Levine goes to throw Davis over the counter, Davis reverses it and throws EVAN LEVINE RIGHT OVER THE COUNTER!!

Shallow: Look at all those asshole workers in the refreshment stand..look at them running!! HAHA!!

JT: This is awesome!! Davis starts his attack on Levine, he finds the french frier, and NAILS LEVINE WITH IT!! THERE IS A BIG INDENTATION ON LEVINE'S FACE FROM THE FRIER!!

GP: Look, Davis is pulling a weiner out of the hot dog stand!!

Davis: Here, suck on this!!

GP: HAHA!! DAVIS JUST SLAPPED LEVINE IN THE FACE WITH THAT WEINER, AND SHOVES IT IN HIS FACE!! AND LOOK, DAVIS WITH A INVERTED DDT ON THE HARD FLOOR, AND LEVINE IS NOW BUSTED OPEN!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!

JT: NAH! THIS IS AWESOME!! Davis now making his way back to the ring with Levine in his path, Levine comes up and swings at Davis, Davis turns blocks the punch, bangs his head off the concrete wall, and starts to drag him to the ring, he reaches the guard rail and throws Levine over, the ref we see is still out cold, but is moving, and blood is all over the remains of the Japanese Announce Table..HAHA!!

GP:He picks up Levine, snap suplex! But Levine is getting up, and clothesline's Tony Davis!! He picks Davis up over his shoulder, and... RUNNING POWER SLAM! Nicely executed by Evan Levine!!

JT: And Levine is up, and he proceeds to stomp on the face of Tony Davis!!. Levine picks up Davis...sets him up... POWERBOMB! Levine once again going for the pin..but the ref is still knocked out, and Levine's mistake to do that to the ref is now causing him the victory

Shallow: Now look what's happening, Levine has rolled out of the ring to go wake up the ref...now Davis has arose, and see's Levine, he goes outside, and he picks up a steel chair... damn...  HE THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR AT Levine The chair blindsides Levine, and hits him in the back of the head! Levine is down! He might have a concussion, from that blind attack.

GP: The ref is telling Davis to get into the ring, and he will listen.... Davis climbs the apron, and jumps over the ropes. Smart move on Davis's part, or Levine would have suckered him...

Shallow: He IS smarter than the average bear...

JT: Shut up. Levine makes his way into the ring, and they lock up. Davis  gets Levine in a front head lock...Levine pushes Davis, and Davis runs to the ropes... Davis bounces back, Levine drops to the ground... ROLLING HALF CRAB by TONY DAVIS!!! AND Levine IS IN PAINE! OH GOSH! THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS!!!

Shallow: Davis is not letting go... LEVINE IS GONNA TAP! DAVIS MIGHT WIN THIS THING!! Wait.... Levine is breaking the hold... he punches Davis in his Testes and Davis releases the hold and goes down in agony!! C'Mon Ref, automatic DQ!!

JT: Levine now picks up Davis, and then body slams him. He runs against the ropes... ELBOW DROP!

GP: Levine gets up again. He picks of Davis, Spinwheel kick to the back of Davis's head, and Davis is down once again. Levine executes a beatiful spinning leg drop to the back of Davi's head, this is very painful for Tony Davis in his return match... Levine is going for the cover... 1... 2...THR..NO!! NO!! Davis once again kicks out!!

JT: NO!! LEVINE WAS GONNA WIN! Now Levine is arguing with the ref, Davis gets up and pushes Levine from behind, Levine turns around, Davis quickly kicks Levine in the gut, and DDT's HIM!!! Davis looks down on Levine...  and decides to pin him..1..2..THRE..NO!! PHEW THANK GOD!! LEVINE KICKS OUT!!

GP: And Davis not done... Davis picks up Levine and throws him to the outside, Davis now close to the ropes... spring board into a plancha. And Davis has gone all out on this one. And both men are on the ground. Davis now getting up, and in the ring, so is Levine!! Levine is climbing the top turnbuckle... MOONSAULT to the outside onto Tony Davis!!... WHAT A MATCH!!!!

Shallow: Levine is getting up. He picks up Davis, and then tosses him into the steel rail!!!

GP: And suprisingly, Davis is the first one up. He takes a few steps back... he runs, and jumps off the guardrail, and onto Evan Levine on the outside!! HA! That was a terrific move!!. And now Davis get's up to start his attack on Levine!! Davis is climbing the top turnbuckle... AND HE JUMPS... and Davis does a FLYING SOMMERSAULT SENTON onto Evan Levine!!!

Shallow: And the two of them are out cold!! This has been a war, ladies and gentlemen... a war, on PAY PER VIEW! Only the way IWO can show it. And Davis is the first up!!! Davis, grabs a chair and hits Levine across his back!! Davis then goes in the ring, and is just laying there. Levine is up, and he climbs into the ring...Davis and Levine lock up, Levine DDT's Davis, and picks him back up..and throws him into the corner and splash's him!! Davis falls, and that lets Levine to start stomping on his face!!
 

Shallow: And Levine now goes for the pin...1... 2... kick out!!!!

GP: Levine almost won this one!!. Levine picks up Davis... SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! He goes for the pin again... 1..2..NO!! Easy Kickout by Tony Davis!!

JT: They are both standing now, and Davis kicks Levine in the gut... he sets him up... POWERBOMB! Wait... he doesn't even let go, and he picks him up again... POWERBOMB.... and then ANOTHER POWERBOMB! TRIPLE IMPACT POWERBOMB into A PIN B TONY DAVIS!!1... 2...THR!!! NO!! NO!! ANOTHER KICKOUT!!

Shallow: HOW DID LEVINE KICK OUT FROM THAT ONE?!?! LEVINE IS UP! HE RUNS TO DAVIS, BUT DAVIS CATCHES HIM...IT'S THE DREADED OVER THE HEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX TO THE MAT!! LEVINE IS OUT. Davis picks up Levine....

GP:He sets him up...UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB into a BACKBREAKER! Davis picks up Levine again.. uh oh...ARM HOOKING LEG DDT! And could that be settup to his finisher... yes, Davis is now going for The Vengeance, it's a Inverted Death Valley Driver!! He is about to go for it, but Levine reverses it and has Davis in the "inverted DDT" position. He picks him up in the "inverted suplex" position... AND THEN DROPS HIM ON THE MAT FOR THE INVERTED BRAINBUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!

Shallow:Levine just climbed the top rope, and soluted the crowd with some spit and the middle finger, that dirty pig!! Then he jumped down. He gives Davis a couple crotchchops, turns around and solutes the fans the same way!! Davis has just popped to his feet and is running after Levine!!!

GP: Levine dodged the attack!

Shallow: Levine with a right, Davis with a right, Levine with a right, Davis with a right, Levine with a right.

JT: You know what they say…Don't punch ugly people, they have nothing to lose' and Tony Davis is the ugliest!! They are fighting tooth and nail. Davis whips Levine to the ropes.... Levine bounces off the rope, and Tony Davis executes with a clothesline!!

GP: Davis with a sidewalk slam!

 Shallow: Tony Davis is going absolutely crazy as the crowd wildley is cheering him on. Davis goes and puts Levine in the sleeper hold.

GP: Levine is fighting the pain. He's about to lose it.

Shallow: Ouch! Levine just kicked back and connected to Davis's Genatalia!!. The ref must have not seen that one.

JT: Levine is now on his feet. Levine walks over to Davis and once again kicks him in the genatalia!!

Shallow: WAIT!! DAVIS BOUNCES OF THE ROPES, AND HITS LEVINE WITH A SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!!

JT: He pins him, 1..2..THR!! NO!!! LEVINE KICKS OUT!! Both men get back up to their feet and wrap it up. Davis twists Levine's helbow back and makes Levine scream. Levine counters with a DDT!!! What a match!!

Shallow: Yes, it seems like everytime each man get's some offense going, the other is there to counter it!!

GP: I completely agree with you Johnny Shallow!!

JT: LEVINE NOW CONNECTS WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!!

GP: Levine with another pin. 1..2..THR!! No, No, Only a two count there. I thought it was over!!

JT: Levine throws Davis  on the outside. Levine picks up a chair. He's going to hit TONY DAVIS WITH A CHAIR!!

*SMACK*

GP: Oh my God!! He just nailed Davis in the head with that chair. I think it knocked him out.

Shallow: Levine drops the chair and slides Davis back in the ring.

GP: Now Levine has Davis in a camel clutch!!! I think this is going to be it for Tony Davis!! He has already got knocked out by that chair. How much more can he take?

JT: Levine is out cold. The ref raises his arms and it drops. He raises it the second time....and it drops. He raises it the thrid time....and it dr....no! Davis has raised his arm back up!! NO!!!
 

GP: The crowd is going crazy. Davis elbows Levine in the stomach one, two times. Davis is going crazy with punches to Levine's stomach but it's not even affecting Evan!!!

Shallow: Uh oh, Evan is gonna powerbomb him. He has him up....

JT: Holy Shit!! Davis countered with a Hurricanna!! Davis pins Levine. The ref counts, 1..2..THR!! No! ONLY A 2 COUNT!!

GP: Davis is doing crotch chops!! Look at this man, he's going nuts!!

Shallow: Not only that, he's gonna do a Bronco Buster....and he does!! He just did a bronco buster on Evan Levine!!!

JT: Whoooooo. Ride em cowboy!!! Whooooooo!!!!

GP: Uh oh,  is now up and he executes a Reverse DDT on Levine. He pins him. 1..2..and Levine barely gets his shoulder up. That was a close one!!

Shallow: Davis now has a blatant choke hold on Evan Levine!! Levine is fighting it off. No DAMNIT!! The ref makes Davis let go, what the hell is he thinking, who cares if Evan Levine dies!!!

GP:And Davis is going crazy. He doesn't like the ref telling him what to do. He's threatning to hit the ref.

Shallow: Damnit!! Levine is now back up.  Davis turns around and Levine connects with a clothesline!!

GP: Levine is now climbing to the top rope. And he just did a frog splash on Tony Davis!!! OH my god!!!

JT:Davis has rolled out of the ring and the ref has went out to check on him. Levine is back up and hops on the outside as well. And what's this...Davis has a chair!!!  He's gonna hit Davis with the chair! Levine looking for Davis, he's right there you moron!!

*SMACK*

GP: WOW!! DAVIS NAILS LEVINE WITH A FULL SWING!! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT, HE THROWS THE CHAIR DOWN AND THROWS HIM BACK IN THE RING!! Now Levine is going for his finisher...The Venegance once again!! Wait..Levine reverses it, a suplex on Tony Davis..Uh Oh....here it comes...the Nights Wing!! Levine....CONNECTS!! IT'S OVER..IT'S OVER!! The Ref counts..1...2...3!!!!

Shallow: NOO!!!

Ring Announcer:Here is your winner, EVAN LEVINE!!

JT- HA! EXPERIENCE THIS!

(Shallow grabs the cell phone and calls Nikki again. Nikki runs down to ringside.)

*smack smack smack*

Nikki- BASTARD! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE AGAIN JT!

JT- OUCH! Sorry!!

(Nikki leaves again. Shallow grins.)

(The fans wait anxiously and patiently for the next match to begin. It doesn't take long. "Champagne" by Chris Rock plays loudly over the P.A system. The crowd all turn towards the curtain. Dan Hopkins with Jack Walkner walk out from behind them. The crowd give him a loud pop as he stops at the top of the ramp, and looks around the arena.  He climbs onto the apron and climbs into the ring. He walks over to his corner and sits down in it. He stracthes his head as the ring announcer enters the ring.)

Ring Announcer: In the ring at this time. He weighs in at 256 pounds, and stands 6'3 . He is the master of the GOOD Ending, he is a former Television Champion..he is Dan "The GOOD Boy" HOPKINS!!!

(The crowd cheer for Hopkins as "Keep Away" by Godsmack blares over the P.A system. The crowd turns to see The Raging One come out from behind the curtains. He gets a tremendous pop from every corner of the arena. He just smiles and walks down to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: And HIS opponent, being led to the ring by Flame, he weighs in at 275 pounds and is 5'11", he is THE RAGING ONE!!!

JT:They lock up, Raging One throws Hopkins to the ropes, and a cross body onto Dan Hopkins, they lock up again, and Hopkins throws TRO on the goround...

GP: Hopkins is in control now, he looks impressive against a tough opponent like The Raging One!! Hopkins picks TRO up and does a nicely done belly to back suplex. TRO hit the back of his head hard on the mat! Hopkins now, stomping on the TRO' back and head. GOOD Boy picks TRO up and throws him into the corner. Hopkins runs! No! A boot to the face by TRO!! Hopkins now staggering, TRO with a clothesline on Hopkins. The Raging One, posing for the crowd now. Listen to the cheers he's getting.  Anyway,TRO now picks up Hopkins, and A nicely done verticle suplex!!!  The Raging One now stomping on Hopkins!! TRO picks Hopkins up and body slams him down. TRO climbing to the top rope now...

Shallow: Raging One jumps!! He misses an elbow drop! Hopkins moves out of the way!! Hopkins quickly gets to his feet and stomps on the back of TRO's head now. Hopkins relentlessly beating on The Raging One here!! Wait, TRO grabs Hopkins leg and trips him. Hopkins falls to the mat as TRO gets to his feet. Now TRO is stomping on the head of Dan Hopkins!!! The Raging One picks Dan Hopkins up and throws him to the ropes!!

GP: TRO picks The GOOD Boy up and throws him to the ropes again! Back body drop on DAN HOPKINS!!.

JT: Nice hang time by The Raging One!!! I wish we had instant replay, but we are too cheap....

Shallow: Shutup!

GP: Boys, fight nice!!! TRO now with a nice leg drop across the throat of Hopkins, and a elbow drop into the sternum of Hopkins!! WOW!!

Shallow: The Ragine One picks Hopkins up, and whips him into the corner, TRO climbs the turnbuckle. 1..2..3....4...wait, RUNNING POWERBOMB!! What a move by Dan "The GOOD Boy" Hopkins, as The Raging One is down!!

JT: Hopkins with the quick cover! 1...2...THR NO!!! Kick out by TRO!! Both men are down now. The ref starts the manditory 10 count.

GP: The ref is at 3 now. Hopkins slowly getting to his feet, and.... He finally does!! He picks TRO up and whips him to the ropes, The Raging One bounces back into a back body drop, OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Another great move by DAN HOPKINS!!! TRO is sent crashing down to the concrete floor, Hopkins now climbing the turnbuckle, he pauses, TRO gets to his feet. DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE!! TRO goes flying into the guard rail!! Hopkins is also down from that dropkick!!

JT: Both men are on the floor outside of the ring. The ref is at 4 now. What's this?!?! The Raging One is up first!! He's getting up first!!! Holy Shit!! He slides into the ring breaking the count. He slides back out and picks Hopkins up, They're going up the ramp!! Look!

GP:Calm down!! TRO and Hopkins duking it out at the top of the ramp. The ref is at 3. TRO kicks Hopkins in the gut, a suplex is executed by The Raging One onto the steel ramp!! Hopkins holding his back in obvious pain!!

Shallow: The Raging One now, scraping the face of Dan Hopkins along the steel ramp. And already, Dan Hopkins is busted open!!! He's bleeding from his forehead.  TRO not letting up though, he is still scraping Hopkins' face along the ramp. (7) TRO now, sprints and slides into the ring and breaks the count again. He jumps over the tope rope and lands on Hopkins who is walking while being dazed!!

JT: Hey, he's a man of many talents!! TRO grabs Hopkins and throws him into the ring!!

Shallow: Hopkins lies in the center of the ring as The Raging One climbs the top rope for another try. He jumps off and tries another elbow drop, but Dan Hopkins moves once again!!

GP: The ref starts the 10 count as both men lie on the mat...again Hopkins, with blood rushing down his face, is out cold!! Hopkins now getting to his feet, The Raging One kicks Hopkins in the gut and executes a nice DDT!! TRO gets up slowly and gives Hopkins a stiff kick to the head!! Blood is sent flying in all directions!! This is terrible!!

JT: Nah...this is great!! A pool of it is in the ring, how could you not like that?!?!

Shallow: Good question!! Dan Hopkins tries to get up but The Raging One knocks him back down and starts to laugh!! Hopkins slides outside the ring and falls to the floor, TRO shakes his head and continues to laugh his ass off... but on the outside, Hopkins is pulling a chair out from under the ring, The Raging One doesn't know this and climbs onto the outside...

GP: TRO goes to pick up Hopkins, but Hopkins hits him with the chair, right in the knee. Hopkins throws the chair back under the ring, as The Raging One falls to the ground!!!

JT: This match is taking a toll on both men here. Hopkins gets up and takes some cables he wraps it around The Raging One's neck, trying to choke him out. (5) The ref didn't see the chair shot, luckily for Hopkins!! Hopkins lets go and TRO is down, he doesn't seem to be moving!! Hopkins, this man is one hell of a fighter, he's got TRO in his mercy now!!

Shallow: Hopkins picks up The Raging One and throws him into the ring, and Hopkins sliding into the ring now, and TRO is still down, Hopkins with a stiff kick to his ribs, look at the blood dripping down Dan Hopkins' face, what a total mess!!

GP:  A couple more stiff kicks to the head and ribs of The Raging One, Hopkins against the ropes, an elbow drop right on the back of The Raging One's head. Hopkins picks TRO up, but The Raging One pushes him away. Clothesline by TRO!!!! Both men fall to the mat.

Shallow: You're right, this match has taken a lot out of these two men. The ref with the 10 count, once again. (2) Both men don't seem to be getting up. (3)....(4).....(5) The ref at 5, and they still haven't moved a bit...(6)....(7)....(8)..Wait, Hopkins now, slowly getting up. (9)...He's up, but so is The Raging One!! They run at each other and TRO tries for a clothesline, Hopkins ducks!! A kick to the gut by The GOOD Boy, DDT on The Raging One!!! WOW!! What a move!!

GP: They now both get up, and go face to face....

JT: They now lock up in the center of the ring and Hopkins makes a quick move to behind TRO, who then reverses to behind Hopkins, now TRO hits an elbow to the side of the head, but Hopkins isn't phased by it. He looks like he's setting up for a German suplex, but TRO grabs the ropes to prevent it, the referee screams at The Raging One to break the hold, even though I don't think Hopkins was on the verge of getting beaten there.

Shallow: It doesn't matter. The rope break rule is used as a way to get the attacker off.

GP: Now both men look to lock up again, but this time TRO with a quick eye gouge. Now he goes behind Hopkins again and this time he hits the German suplex, he follows it up by getting Hopkins to his feet and hitting a vertical suplex. Now he picks him up again and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hopkins blocks it!! Now he hits TRO with the belly-to-belly!!! Dan Hopkins follows it up with a quick leg drop and now he goes for a pin, but it's barely a one count!!

JT: Hopkins now picks up The Raging One and whips him into the corner, but it's reversed and Hopkins goes crashing into the turnbuckle. The TRO runs in for a big splash, but he meets a boot to the face. He turns back to Live and is almost decapitated by a clothesline from Dan "The GOOD Boy" Hopkins!!

Shallow: Hits like that have been known to give out concussions.

JT: Hopkins begins climbing the turnbuckle with his back to The Raging One, who is now up to one knee!! Hopkins is up on the top, and he sees that TRO is on his feet!! Asai Moonsault by Dan Hopkins!!! He goes for another cover. 1...2...THR! NO!!! The Raging One BARELY kicks out!!

Shallow: Hopkins' knee hit TRO right on top of his head so I thought that he might have been unconscious. It turns out I was wrong.

JT: Hopkins picks up TRO once again and sets up for a DDT, but it's reversed into a northern lights suplex!!! Hopkins breaks out before the referee could get down and start counting. Both men are up, but The Raging One with a huge clothesline puts Dan Hopkins on his back!!

GP: He drops a knee on Hopkins' forehead and goes for another pin. 1...2... Hopkins kicks out!! Now The Raging One picks him up and throws him into the ropes. Hopkins returns with a wild haymaker, but TRO ducks. Hopkins turns around and The Raging One with a nice standing dropkick!! What a move!!!

Shallow: That sent Dan Hopkins onto the outside apron and it looks like The Raging One wanted him to go further than that!!

JT: TRO runs off the opposite ropes and goes for a spear, but Hopkins leap frogged him and The Raging One went flying out of the ring head-first!!! Hopkins is still on the ring apron and now he's climbing up to the second rope. The Raging One is sprawled out at ringside and doesn't look like he's going anywhere, Hopkins springs off the rope and goes for a leg drop!!! HE HIT IT!! YES!! WHAT A MOVE BY DAN HOPKINS!!

GP: Hopkins definitely looks hurt now!! A move like that could have definitely damaged the hamstring!!

Shallow: Nevertheless, it looks like Dan Hopkins is gonna get to his feet first because The Raging One isn't even moving!! The referee doesn't seem to be exercising the option for a countout, but instead he's instructing Hopkins to take the action back into the ring!!

JT: Hopkins picks up TRO and rolls him back in and he now climbs up onto the apron once again. He's going for a turnbuckle!!! He's going to try another high-risk maneuver, probably in an attempt to put this one away. Hopkins is up on the top turnbuckle now and right now he's trying to get his balance, he's taking a long time getting set for whatever he's going to do, he goes for a frog splash, but The Raging One PUT'S HIS KNEE'S UP!! WOW!!

Shallow: Smart move by The Raging One, especially the idea of playing possum and waiting for Live to commit himself before revealing that he wasn't out ofit!!

JT: That changed the complexion of this match in a matter of seconds and now TRO is almost to his feet, he's up now and picks up Dan Hopkins and takes him to the corner, TRO stands up on the second rope and has Hopkins in a front face lock... TORNADO DDT BY THE RAGING ONE!! DAMNIT!!

GP:WAIT..look, he's going for then pin, this should be it!!! 1...2...THR!! NO!! NO!!! Hopkins once again kicked out at the last possible moment!

Shallow: Wait, look at this...The Raging One WANTS to end it here by doing his finisher..The End Of Days!!

JT: It doesn't look like he's ready to try it yet, instead he has Hopkins up on his feet and he's whipping him into the ropes. Hopkins comes back and is caught in a power slam! Another pin by The Raging One, this could be all over. 1...2...THR!! NO!! Hopkins kicks out. Now he picks Hopkins up again and throws him into the corner. A stomp to the midsection and he strikes Hopkins across the chest with a knife-edge chop. He hit him with another!

Shallow: Now he grabs Hopkin's wrist and tries to whip him into the other corner, but Hopkins reverses it!!! TRO bounces out of the corner and levels Hopkins with another clothesline!!! WHAT A MOVE!!

GP: We've seen some nasty clotheslines in this match!! Normally I'd be cheerign for less monotony, but with the damage that both men are doing with the move I'd keep them coming all night!!!

JT: TRO is working his arm around, I think he may have hurt his shoulder a little on the impact of that last move, he picks Hopkins up, but is still favoring that right shoulder a little, that could really cause him to lose this match, we will find out sooner or later!!

GP: He's about to clothesline him once again, but Hopkins runs up the ropes and flips over to behind him!!! He grabs the TRO's tights and picks him up for a reverse vertical suplex!

Shallow: He's holding him up for a hanging reverse vertical suplex!!! And... OH MY! HE DROPPED THE RAGING ONE INTO HUGE SHOULDERBREAKER! TRO
is in tremendous pain!!! Hopkins collapsed to the mat once again!! Hopkins slowly
crawling over to The Raging One and drapes his arm over him. 1..2..THR!! NO!! NO!! He kicked out!!! Amazing!!

GP: Now TRO is trying to get to his feet, both men look exhausted, but they're still fighting. Hopkins is really nursing his right shoulder now also!! But he's using his left hand to lift himself up by the ropes. TRO is up to his feet, and he's going to the corner once again!!

JT: Hopkins gets over to the corner and hits TRO in the stomach with a left. He grabs The Raging One's hand and throws him across the ring, but Hopkins runs over and jumps to the second rope in the other corner! Hopkins comes running after him, but he runs into another clothesline!!

GP: He's out cold, but again TRO is having trouble making the pin. He gets his arm over the Hopkins, this has to be it!! 1...2...THR!! NO!!  Hopkins is one tough S.O.B!!! He kicked out again!!! Hopkins looks like he may be getting a second wind!!!

Shallow: Well he should have had this match won twice now, and I think that would inspire anyone to turn up the energy a notch or two!!

JT:  He's going over to the corner once again and he's waiting patiently to attack TRO once again, but TRO is taking an incredibly long time getting up. He's finally up to his feet and Hopkins jumps, but TRO collapsed once again and Hopkins hit the referee!!! HAHA!!

Shallow: TRO trying to revive the referee, but Hopkins is rolling out of the ring. He's still nursing his injured shoulder and it looks like he's going for the timekeeper's table!!

JT: Look at this!! What the hell?! He has the bell!! He is gonna waffle TRO with the bell! DO IT!!! DO IT!! YOU KNOW THE OLE' SAYING!!! WHAT THE HELL, USE THE BELL!!!  HIT HIM!!

GP: He has TRO set up!! HE- WHAT'S THIS...THE RAGING ONE KICKS HOPKINS IN THE STOMACH AND HOPKIN'S DROPS THE BELL!!! DDT!!! DDT!!! DDT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! HE DELIEVERD A DDT ON THE OUTSIDE CONCRETE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!

JT:WHAT THE HELL!?!? HOPKIN'S IS UP!! THAT ADRENALINE IS RUNNING THROUGH HIS BODY!!! HE THE RAGING ONE UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING!!

GP: HOPKINS RUNS THE ROPES AND ELBOW DROPS HIM!!! NOW!! LOOK AT THIS!! HE IS LOOKING AT THE CROWD!! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!? HE IS GOING TO THE TURNBUCKLE!! DO IT!! DO IT!!! HE IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! PLEASE!!!  WE COULD SEE THE BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HOPKIN'S FACE!!

Shallow: WAIT..LOOK AT THIS..THE RAGING ONE IS UP...HE IS UP!!! HOPKINS JUMPS!!!MOONSAULLT!! A MOONSAULT!!  HE HAS THE COVER!!!! IT SHOULD BE OVER!! WAIT...THERE IS NO REF!!! HOPKINS IS STILL COVERING HIM!! HAHAHHA!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

JT: Look at Hopkins...he is trying to revive the ref! WAIT...LOOK AT THE RAGING ONE!!!!! HE IS SHAKING!!! THAT ADRENALINE IS RUNNING THROUGH THE BODY OF TRO!!! HE LOOKS PISSED AS HELL!!! HOPKINS' IS STILL REVIVING THE REF!!! THE RAGING ONE SEE'S THE GLASS BAT!!! ITS UNDER THE ROPES IN THE CORNER!!!! HE HAS IT!! HE HAS THE GLASS BAT!!! HOPKIN'S TURNS AROUND!! AHHHH!! HE NAILED HIM WITH THAT BAT!!! OH MY GOD!!! HOPKINS THROWS THE REMAINS OF THE BAT TO THE OUTSIDE!! HE PICKS UP HOPKINS!!! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THE REF IS RECOVERED!!!! HE IS INCHING HIS WAY TO MAKE THE COVER!!! 1..........2..........SLOW
COUNT.....THR!!! NO!!! HE KICKED OUT, I CAN'T BELIEVED HE KICKED OUT!!

GP: WAIT..WHAT'S THIS..HOPKIN'S IS UP AND DAZED!! HE IS BLOODY AND BEATEN, HE'S RAISING HIS HAND GIVING THE SIGN FOR IT'S OVER!! HE BRINGS THE RAGING ONE TO THE TOP ROPE WITH HIM..AND HE CONNECTS WITH A GOOD ENDING!! IT'S OVER!! THE REF COUNTS...

1...

2...

3!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, DAN THE GOOD BOY...HOPKINS!!!

GP: WOW!! Hopkin's is bleeding from his head, and his back, he is BRUTALLY beaten, and The Raging One, well, he is on the ground favoring his arm!! Well, we will be back with our next match!!

JT: Right back?

Shallow- What are you talking about?

GP- Crap....

Shallow & JT- NO COMMERCIALS ASSHOLE!

GP- I forgot....

Shallow- Idiot.

JT- Amatuer.

GP- Sorry...

Shallow- Can we move on? Lets just move on.

GP: OF COURSE! *pauses a moment...looks around suspiciously* Well....there sure are rumors flying all over about this one right now!

Shallow:Rumors? GP why didn't you hook me up for the in your face report?

GP:Hey you should have stooges to do that for you...anyways I heard soooo many different people who might be teaming with Dane.  But, the one I think is most likely is Exx.  Exx was Dane's mysterey partner a few weeks ago...and I have a feeling he'll be again tonight.  What are your picks?

Shallow:Well if Dane is picking Exx you got Dane who is currently #1 contender for the world title.  You got Exx who is an unknown IWO legend right now.  I think that you are gonna see Dane and Exx or whoever his partner is dominate.

JT:THANKS FOR LETTING ME TALK! I pick the same...for the same reason...

Shallow:Copy cat!

JT:Damn it GP why couldn't you get a bitch in here instead of the Teddy Roxx wanna be?

Shallow:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!

JT:You heard me...

***PUNCH***

JT:OWWWWWWWWWW! DAMN IT! The slaps were alot easier to handle....OUCH!

Shallow:Now shut the hell up!

JT:Yes sir.

GP:Let's go to the ring announcer for ring introductions...

Ring Announcer:The following match is set for one fall and is for the IWO I/C TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introduceing first the challengers...weighing in at a combined 530 lbs. here are  Sefirosu and Deuce!

::"The Ectasy of gold" by the San Franciso Musical Orchestra begins to play as Project Deuce walks to the ring.::

Ring Announcer:And their opponent...from Hollywood....weighing in at 235 lbs. he is the current IWO I/C tag team champion....here is Dane Wilt!

::"Alright (Oh Yeah) by LocalH begins to play as Dane Wilt walks to the ring.  He is carrying a shoe box with him.  He calls for a mic.::

Dane:I know the rumors...and I know that all of you wanna know...who is Dane Wilt's partner....is it.....Billy Larson? (Crowd cheers) PSH! HELL NO! Is it......a member of the Promotion? (Crowd boos) Well no it's not one of them either...even though they would be better then anyone else in the locker room....and finally is it Exx (some cheer some boo)...well sorry to break your heart it's not Exx either...I think he's gonna be rather busy tonight as it is.  No no no...my partner is none other then...... Victor Kell!

::Dane throws the box in the ring and Victors body rolls out.  Project Deuce jump out of the ring scared of the corpse of Phelen Kell's son Victor.::

GP:SICK! DANE WILT IS BEYOND FUCKED UP!

Shallow:KELL IS GONNA FUCKING DESTROY HIM!

JT:AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS GREAT!

GP:Well Deuce just rolled in the ring...and Dane's beating him over the head with Victor Kell! YICK! Victor is falling apart before our very eyes!

JT:AHAHAHA!

Shallow:Sefirosu rolls in the other side and just blindsided Dane.  Sefirosu has Dane up and whips him in the ropes...Dane ducks the clothesline...and nails Sefirosu with a spinning heel kick!

GP:Dane is up locks up with Deuce.....Dane goes behind...go behind be Deuce...Dane nails him with a snap mare.  Dane picks up Victor and throws him at Sefirosu!

JT:Dane and Victor kicking ass!

GP:Dane grabs Deuce throws him off the ropes...hurricaranna! Dane goes up top...suicide dive off on Sefirosu! Dane really seems to be cleaning house I must agree.  He is now still beating on Sefirosu on the outside.  Dane whips him into the post...

Shallow:Wait a minute...Deuce is looking down at Victor's dead body...and just jumped on top...the ref really has no idea who the legal men are since it was never really made the decision so the ref is makeing the count....1.......2.....3! Victor Kell has been pinned by Deuce! We have new I/C champions.

JT:Dane's gonna be mad when he realizes!  OH! FACE LIFT! Dane just nailed Sefirosu with the Face Lift he's out!

GP:Dane rolls in the ring...Deuce is extatic over winning he turns....OH! FACE LIFT BY WILT! DEUCE IS OUT! Dane just knocked out both memebers of Project Deuce! And Dane's got the mic...

Dane:Let it be known....that I have beaten two of the top IWO tag teams....Foreign Legion last PPV...and Project Deuce this one.  See the tag team world is just to easy...so Project Deuce...enjoy your tag titles...believe me your mediocre at best.  So do yourself a favor...stick with I/C when the Bruisers win back the world you will have no chance in hell with them.

::Dane grabs the I/C tag titles and holds them up as the crowd boos.  He slams them both down and grabs Victor Kell and leaves both unconcious members of Project Deuce.::

GP:Well that certainly wasn't the match we were hopeing for...but never the less we do have new I/C tag champions in Project Deuce.

Shallow:Perhaps the I/C tag divion will finally pick up again...I for one am sick of seeing it this way.

JT:*SOB* DANE LOST HIS TITLE! *SOB*...oh wait he's gonna win the world so what's it matter?

Shallow- It matters a lot...and who the hell said he's gonna win the World Title?

JT- I DID! Just...don't...call...Nikki.

Shallow- Right.

Shallow:: Ice Age is here! And so far it has been one amazing event! And it looks to be getting better.

JT:: Our next battle is going to be for the Tag Team Titles.. Woah! The newly crowned champions, the Prep Kids taking on a mystery tag team!

GP:: They beat the Brusiers who held the Tag Titles for about four months.. And here comes the Bruisers for color commentary..

["Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by The Offspring begins to come over the loud speakers.. Out comes Brian and Micheal Dudley.. The Beverly Hill Brusiers. They sit down at the announcers booth.]

Micheal:: HEY JOHNNY!

Shallow:: Yo! Long time no see!

Brian:: Lets get this thing started!

Ring Announcer:: First the champions..

["One Man Army[McCloud Edit]" by Our Lady Peace plays as Jordan Howitt and Randall McCloud come down to the ring wearing the IWO Tag Team Titles]

Ring Announcers:: At a combined weight of 396.. The IWO Tag Team Champions.. Jordan Howitt and Randall McCloud.. THE PREP KIDS!

[The crowd gives them a mixed reaction]

Shallow:: Now who the hell are going to be the mystery opponents!

Brian:: Two scrubs that are going to beat those two I can tell ya that much!

["Bulls On Parade" by Rage AGainst THe Machine plays as IWO President Jamie Kosoy comes down to the ring and gets the microphone..]

Jamie:: Ok, you guys are probably wondering who the hell your opponents are eh'?

[Prep Kids nodd]

Jamie:: Mystery Opponent NUMBER ONE!

["ODE" by Creed plays as EVERYONE IN THE ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET! TITAN COMES FROM THE BACK WITH A CONFUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE]

Titan:: What in God creation is this? I wasn't ready to wrestle in this match! Ahh, well anyway.. Whose my damn partner?

[Jamie ignores him]

Jamie:: And his partner..

["Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine plays.. Then the lights flicker blue and gold.. As they come on ?¿? WALKS DOWN TO THE RING]

Jamie:: HIS PARTNER! THE IWO MYSTERIOUS ONE! ?¿?!!!

[DING DING DING]

Shallow:: Oh MAN!

[Everyones jaw drops except the BHB's]

Brian:: Ewww, scary.. Two oldies!

GP:: Yeah but these two are the best so called oldies as you say wrestlers around!! ?¿? and Titan are arguing about who is going to start.. Looks like ?¿? is going to start off.

JT:: ?¿? and Howitt to start off this battle for the IWO Tag Team Championships! Howitt and ?¿? tie up and ?¿? knocks Howitt down to the ground. HE follows up with a big elbow.

Shallow:: Am I impressed.. Not one bit.. This is IWO at it's greatest right here folks! ?¿? sends Howitt to the ropes. The Mysterious One runs back and a big knee to the face.

Brian:: You guys make it seem like they are the best. You gotta be kidding me. The Preppy Kiddies will wipe the floor with these two!

Micheal:: ?¿? just nailed Howitt with a big right.. And now a left! Howitt dives to his corner and tags in McCloud.. Titan enters and pulls ?¿? back to their corner and tags him self in.

GP:: Good color commentary!

Micheal:: Thank you! <smiles>

GP:: Titan is in against McCloud. McCloud with a drop kick to the seven footers knee. Another run. McCloud runs the ropes and a big body splash! BUT TITAN CAUGHT HIM! POWER SLAM!

JT:: THE PIN! 1... 2... AND ?¿? JUST BROKE IT UP! They could of won the tag titles!

Shallow:: Let them fight! The Kids will just take advantage I hope. McCloud tags out and in comes Hewitt! Titan is about to punch Hewitt but ?¿? grabs his arm and ddts him!

GP:: ?¿? tags himself in! He runs over to Howitt.. Picks him up.. And a huge German Suplex! 1...2...AND TITAN HEADBUTTS ?¿? to break up the count!

Shallow:: What an idiot! <laughs>

JT:: ?¿? gets Howitt and tosses him out of the ring. McCloud goes over to help Howitt outside and Titan ambushes ?¿?.. They are brawling and they are partners! ?¿? low bridges Titan and boots him..

Brian:: UH oh!

Micheal:: The crowd senses it!

Shallow:: ?¿? gets Titan.. UP AND.. NO! Titan falls out! ?¿? was looking for the Mystery Death Driver! In comes the Prep Kids! They attack ?¿? and Titan.. Lefts and rights are being thrown everywhere!

Brian:: Looks like the so called "Legends" of the ring are getting their ass kicked! The Kids are showing them up! Titan gets hit in the head.. ?¿? gets thrown out of the ring..

GP:: Prep Kids get Titan.. AMERICAN DREAM! Thats it! 1....2....and Titan kicks out! WOAH THAT WAS CLOSE! ?¿? slides in the ring.. he gets Jordan Howitt.. MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER!

Micheal:: That was close..

Brian:: Too close!

Shallow:: ?¿? gets Hewitt! Powerbomb! Geez he is killing them byhimself! Titan is up.. He grabs McCloud.. Scoop Slam. McCloud gets up but Titan clotheslines him back down to the ground!

GP:: ?¿? gets Howitt.. And slings him out of the ring. Now ?¿? goes over by Titan who rolls McCloud out of the ring.. They stare at each other. Titan trys to clotheline ?¿? but ?¿? ducks and boots him!

ALL OF THEM:: MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER!!!

Shallow:: ?¿? just nailed Titan with the Mystery Death Driver.. IN Comes Howitt.. ?¿? lets him pin Titan.. 1....2... and ?¿? breaks up the count..

JT:: <Chuckles> Yeah to no avail! ?¿? gets Howitt.. Boot, DDT! Titan gets up! He looks at ?¿?.. Brings him to the top rope..Titan X-Press!! ?¿? has been laid out!

Brian:: Oh dear.. What shall we do now?

Micheal:: I agree..

[The Beverly Hill Bruisers leave and go into the ring]

Shallow:: Titan and ?¿? are fighting! The Bruisers and Prep Kids are fighting! The Brusiers get Howitt.. SUNSET IN BEVERLY HILLS!! They get McCloud.. SUNSET IN BEVERLY HILLS!

GP:: ?¿? gets Titan and throws him out of the ring! He pins both of the Prep Kids at the same time! 1....2....3!!! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! ?¿? AND TITAN ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

JT:: The Bruisers are taking the Prep Kids to the back fighting.. ?¿? and Titan are staring at each other..They begin to fight! The Ring announcer throws the belts in the ring...Titan grabs one...the Mysterious One grabs another...and they just glare at each other!

[Titan goes through the crowd with his tag title and ?¿? goes to the back.. Jamie is in the ring with a smile on his face]

GP:: Well, we have new tag team champions in the unlikly team in ?¿? and Titan..

Shallow:: They got so lucky!

JT:: Wait a minute!!!

(another referee comes down to ringside. He stops ?¿? from going to the back. Security is bringing Titan back to the ring.)

GP- THE REF IS GIVING THE TITLE BACKS TO THE PREP KIDS!!

Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen...due to interferance from the Beverly Hills Bruisers...the winners, by disqualification, THE PREP KIDS!!!

JT- Unbelievable!!

Shallow- HAHAHA!

GP- Our next match...

JT- HEY!

GP- What?!

Shallow- We weren't done with the LAST MATCH!

GP- WHO CARES!!

JT- The fans! Titan and ?¿? are ONLY the two biggest names like EVER!

GP- Well neither of you seem to care about anyone THAT much!

Shallow- Good point.

GP- Can I go on now?

JT- Yeah...you have a point. Proceed!

GP- Thank you.

(he pauses, not knowing what to say)

JT: Yeah okay...now, for our next match here at Ice Age 2 we've got a Pacific Title match...

Shallow: Yeah, thats right...and, as I know all you faithufl listeners of my incredible show know, it pits G-Dogg vs. Ken War for the honor to wear the gold around their waist...

GP: These two men have been sharing some not so polite words over the past weeks...so we know we are in a for a doozy!

JT: That was homosexual...

*SLAP*

JT: Ow...what the hell? Thats what women do!

Shallow : Hey there! Stop the catfight..

*SLAP*

GP: Take that bitches...lets get this match underway...

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. This match is scheduled for one fall and is a contest for the Pacific Title of the Internet Wrestling Organization...presenting first, the challenger, weighing in at 270 and standing at 6 feet 5 inches, He'll Leave You Thunderstruck, Ken Warrrrrrr.........

("Master and Slave" hits damn loudly on the PA system...)

JT: Listen to the crowd...you gotta love it!

GP: You gotta be kiddin me...Ken War is a jack ass if I ever saw one...

(Ken War struts over to the ring, and, after paying no attention to all the fans, and a prolonged stay on the outside of the apron, bends the ropes and heads to his corner.)

Ring Announcer: Presenting the reigning Pacific Title holder of the IWO, standing at 6 feet 6, wrighing 240 pounds, The Master of the Dogg Drop...G-Dogggggggg!!!!

("Spiel Mit Mir" by Rammstein blares over the speakers as G-Dogg heads out of the curtains, under the Ice Age facade, and heads towards the ring...all the while meetin up with the fans givin em some love in the spirit of Kwanza.)

Shallow: What a panzy! Look at him...he's givin head to some guy randomly...

GP: What the fuck are you on? THats totally untrue...youll have to excuse this faggot folks...

(G-Dogg has headed to the corner of his placement)
 

*DING DING FN DING*

GP: Well, it looks like we've started folks...oh...it looks like we've got a surprisingly technical match on our hands today...

JT: Yeah...G-Dogg just took War down with a drop toe hold...not something you see everyday from these two...

Shallow: Shutup! You're wrong!

GP: War with a right...G-Dogg with a left...War with another right...G-Dogg with another left....War with a right...G-Dogg with YET another left...oh finally...War with a scoop slam...

JT: Looks like he got the better of that exchange

GP: Sure does...ouch...some dirty ball shot their while Dogg was down...guess the ref is blind...

JT: Who gives? You gotta love War's tactics...oh...he's pickin him up...irish whip into the ropes! And...OHHHH....big ass boot to the face...

Shallow: I wouldnt be surprised if G-Dogg lost some teeth their...

GP: Yah....War with another right...G-Dogg is dazed...looks like War wants pull off something big...oh jeez! jumping DDT!!!! thats gonna leave a mark!

JT: Yeah...what a move! Too bad we didnt see any blood...looks like War wants to do some personality stuff now...he just threw G-Dogg out of the ring...

Shallow: Whoa.. look at him go....he's mouthing "Thunderstruck" to the crowd...

Crowd: THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!!

GP: Whoa..listen to the crowds reaction...oh crap...G-Dogg has just grabbed a chair off someone's ass in the front row and is folding it up...

JT: Oh god! Ken doesn't realize! He's still struttin around like a superhero...

Shallow: Im sure in the next five seconds we are gonna see a dent in some metal..

GP: G-Dogg has just slid into the squared circle and stands behind the unassuming Ken War...he's pointing to him...the crowd is screaming at War to get out of the way....BAM!! He hit it. What a huge chair shot if I ever saw one!

Shallow: He's basically unconscious from what I can see..and hey! Is that blood I see sprouting from his skull?

JT: Sure is! Yes! Blood...now look at G-Dogg!

GP: Yeah! h'es gettin his fair share of strutting goin on in the ring now....alright...he's pickin up War...SMALL PACKAGE!!!

JT: One....kick out by War!!!

GP: How the hell can he kick out so fast...I thought he was out...whoa...he's even exchanging kicks with G-Dogg again...oh! Drop kick by G-Dogg!

Shallow: G-Dogg gets another drop kick off! He picks up War...oh! Powerslam! He picks him up again...

GP: Backbreaker!!! Looks like he's really takin it to War today. Oh god! What's this? He strutting around again like a fucking rooster...

Shallow: They should rename this match The Strut Match...

JT: Whoa...that was pretty weak...

GP: I'd have to agree...uh oh...War is crouched and ready...G-Dogg has his back turned and is appealing to the crowd for some more pop...LARIAT BY WAR!!! He sure layed out G-Dogg there..

JT: War hooks the leg...1...2...huge kickout by G-Dogg...War has him up again...kicks out the legs of G-Dogg...he grabs the legs of the downed G-Dogg......SLINGSHOT!

GP: G-Dogg's neck just bounces off the ropes! That has to hurt!

Shallow: War rolls G-Dogg up for the cover!

1......2.....NO!

GP: G-Dogg still has a lot of fight left.....War goes for a close line....G-Dogg ducks....DDT to War!

JT: Listen to these fans yell "Thunderstruck!"

GP: Yeah. They like War.

JT: Hey, what does that mean anyway?

GP: Pardon?

JT: What does being thunderstruck have to do with War?

GP: Um.....BACK TO THE MATCH!

Shallow: G-Dogg pulls War up. Nice suplex. G-Dogg down for a cover!

1.....2....NO!

JT: It's going to take more than that to beat War.

Shallow: I don't even think G-Dogg expected to get the win. He's just trying to show the fans who is in charge right now.

GP: G-Dogg pulls War up and puts him on his back. DVD!

JT: G-Dogg for a cover!

1......2......NO!

GP: War is quick to his feet and kicks G-Dogg in the ribs. War sets up G-Dogg. Powerbomb to G-Dogg!

Shallow: War needs to get this match to his paceif he wants to become the first ever two time Pacific champ.

JT: Hey, I've got a question.

Shallow: Shoot.

JT: What is the Pacific champion the champion of?

Shallow: Um.....the Pacific.

JT: Ocean?

GP: BACK TO THE MATCH!

Shallow: War puts G-Dogg into the ropes. He's now choking him down.

GP: I think he's trying to slow G-Dogg down.

Shallow: That's actually a good move. The slower G-Dogg is, the better War's chances.

JT: The ref is telling War to let go of G-Dogg. War now backs off. He runs into the ropes....bounces back....drops a BIG knee into G-Dogg's neck!

GP: War with a cover!

1....2....FOOT ON THE ROPE!

JT: Lucky break for G-Dogg. If he wasn't near the rope, he'd be gone.

Shallow: War now grabs G-Dogg. He sets up for a belly-to-belly. KNEE TO THE GROIN BY G-DOGG!

GP: BELLY-TO-BELLY FROM G-DOGG!

JT: COVER ON WAR!

1......2......3NO!

JT: War will just NOT quit!

GP: G-Dogg sets War up. Pile driver to War!

Shallow: G-Dogg pulls War up again. He puts War on his shoulder. POWERSLAM!

JT: G-Dogg for a cover!

1....2....3NO!

Shallow: War is still in this thing!

GP: War is up, but dazed. G-Dogg grabs him. Neck breaker!

JT: G-Dogg gets on War's back. He has him in a camel clutch! WAR MAY TAP OUT!

GP: NOT WAR! HE'LL NEVER QUIT!

Shallow: He's in the middle of the ring! NO ROPES IN SITE!

JT: Look at this! War is on his feet with G-Dogg hanging on!

GP: War drives G-Dogg into the turnbuckles!

JT: War grabs G-Dogg from behind. Belly-to-back suplex!

GP: WAR HANGS ON FOR A COVER!

1.....2....3NO!

Shallow: War is back up and delivering boots to the back of G-Dogg. He's got to keep G-Dogg down to win this thing.

GP: War pulls G-Dogg up and sets him out. SIT DOWN POWERBOMB! WAR WITH A COVER!

1.....2....3NO!

Shallow: War is still going. G-Dogg staggers up. SPINE BUSTER TO G-DOGG! WAR WITH ANOTHER COVER!

1....2....3NO!

GP: G-Dogg won't die!

JT: War is going to the top. Elbow drop! G-Dogg moves!

Shallow: G-Dogg is now up with War down.

GP: G-Dogg puts War on his shoulders? VICTORY ROLL!

1....2....3

NO!

JT: TOO CLOSE

Shallow: Looks like G-Dogg has War up again...War, as might be expected, sure is dazed..

GP: yeah...Oh man! G-Dogg just grabbed that chair from the way beginning of the match that has been lying in the corner...he lays it down...

JT: Oh crap! it cant be...hes settin him up for a Dogg Drop onto the chair!!!!

Shallow: It is! HE HIT IT. DOGG DROP ONTO THE CHAIR DOGG DROP ONTO THE CHAIR...

GP: Looks like this one is over...oh no! Not again...he boasting to the crowd again..and what?!?! he hits the ref out with his hands by accident!!!

JT: He's still standing over War...what the hell is he doing! Pin him!!!

(The crowd begins to roar...Jax Stone is in the entranceway!)

GP: whats this! It looks like its Jax Stone...and he's got some chain....

Shallow: He runs into the ring...he's behind the unsuspecting G-Dogg...OH NO! He nails him in the back of the head with the chain!!!!!

GP: G-Dogg is layed out...there goes the laughing Stone back to the back...the ref didnt even see it!

JT: War has just woken up and he is crawling over to G-Dogg....The ref is back up!

Shallow: He lays on top of him in a heap...the cover

1........

2......
 

3!!!!!!

GP: He wins it...Ken War has won the Pacific Title...with a little help from Stone might I add...

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen..your winner by pinfall...and new Pacific Champ...Ken Warrrrr!!!

JT: We'll be right back.

Shallow- AAAAAAH!!!

JT- WHAT?!

GP- YOU DID IT TO!

JT- DID WHAT!

Shallow- NO FRIGGEN COMMERCIAL BREAKS ASSHOLE!!

JT- DID I? NOOOOOOOOO....

GP- AHAHAHAHAHA!!! AMATEUR!!

JT- OOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOO!!!!

Shallow- You stupid prick!!

JT- F*ck. I can't believe I did that.

GP- How's it feel to sound like an idiot...well, out of the usual idiocy that you are?

JT- Shut up.

Shallow- Moron.

JT: Yeah okay...now, for our next match here at Ice Age 2 we've got a Pacific Title match...

Shallow: Yeah, thats right...and, as I know all you faithufl listeners of my incredible show know, it pits G-Dogg vs. Ken War for the honor to wear the gold around their waist...

GP: These two men have been sharing some not so polite words over the past weeks...so we know we are in a for a doozy!

JT: That was homosexual...

*SLAP*

JT: Ow...what the hell? Thats what women do!

Shallow : Hey there! Stop the catfight..

*SLAP*

GP: Take that bitches...lets get this match underway...

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. This match is scheduled for one fall and is a contest for the Pacific Title of the Internet Wrestling Organization...presenting first, the challenger, weighing in at 270 and standing at 6 feet 5 inches, He'll Leave You Thunderstruck, Ken Warrrrrrr.........

("Master and Slave" hits damn loudly on the PA system...)

JT: Listen to the crowd...you gotta love it!

GP: You gotta be kiddin me...Ken War is a jack ass if I ever saw one...

(Ken War struts over to the ring, and, after paying no attention to all the fans, and a prolonged stay on the outside of the apron, bends the ropes and heads to his corner.)

Ring Announcer: Presenting the reigning Pacific Title holder of the IWO, standing at 6 feet 6, wrighing 240 pounds, The Master of the Dogg Drop...G-Dogggggggg!!!!

("Bad Habit" by Offspring blares over the speakers as G-Dogg heads out of the curtains, under the Ice Age facade, and heads towards the ring...all the while meetin up with the fans givin em some love in the spirit of Kwanza.)

Shallow: What a panzy! Look at him...he's givin head to some guy randomly...

GP: What the fuck are you on? THats totally untrue...youll have to excuse this faggot folks...

(G-Dogg has headed to the corner of his placement)
 

*DING DING FN DING*

GP: Well, it looks like we've started folks...oh...it looks like we've got a surprisingly technical match on our hands today...

JT: Yeah...G-Dogg just took War down with a drop toe hold...not something you see everyday from these two...

Shallow: Shutup! You're wrong!

GP: War with a right...G-Dogg with a left...War with another right...G-Dogg with another left....War with a right...G-Dogg with YET another left...oh finally...War with a scoop slam...

JT: Looks like he got the better of that exchange

GP: Sure does...ouch...some dirty ball shot their while Dogg was down...guess the ref is blind...

JT: Who gives? You gotta love War's tactics...oh...he's pickin him up...irish whip into the ropes! And...OHHHH....big ass boot to the face...

Shallow: I wouldnt be surprised if G-Dogg lost some teeth their...

GP: Yah....War with another right...G-Dogg is dazed...looks like War wants pull off something big...oh jeez! jumping DDT!!!! thats gonna leave a mark!

JT: Yeah...what a move! Too bad we didnt see any blood...looks like War wants to do some personality stuff now...he just threw G-Dogg out of the ring...

Shallow: Whoa.. look at him go....he's mouthing "Thunderstruck" to the crowd...

Crowd: THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!!

GP: Whoa..listen to the crowds reaction...oh crap...G-Dogg has just grabbed a chair off someone's ass in the front row and is folding it up...

JT: Oh god! Ken doesn't realize! He's still struttin around like a superhero...

Shallow: Im sure in the next five seconds we are gonna see a dent in some metal..

GP: G-Dogg has just slid into the squared circle and stands behind the unassuming Ken War...he's pointing to him...the crowd is screaming at War to get out of the way....BAM!! He hit it. What a huge chair shot if I ever saw one!

Shallow: He's basically unconscious from what I can see..and hey! Is that blood I see sprouting from his skull?

JT: Sure is! Yes! Blood...now look at G-Dogg!

GP: Yeah! h'es gettin his fair share of strutting goin on in the ring now....alright...he's pickin up War...SMALL PACKAGE!!!

JT: One....kick out by War!!!

GP: How the hell can he kick out so fast...I thought he was out...whoa...he's even exchanging kicks with G-Dogg again...oh! Drop kick by G-Dogg!

Shallow: G-Dogg gets another drop kick off! He picks up War...oh! Powerslam! He picks him up again...

GP: Backbreaker!!! Looks like he's really takin it to War today. Oh god! What's this? He strutting around again like a fucking rooster...

Shallow: They should rename this match The Strut Match...

JT: Whoa...that was pretty weak...

GP: I'd have to agree...uh oh...War is crouched and ready...G-Dogg has his back turned and is appealing to the crowd for some more pop...LARIAT BY WAR!!! He sure layed out G-Dogg there..

JT: War hooks the leg...1...2...huge kickout by G-Dogg...War has him up again...kicks out the legs of G-Dogg...he grabs the legs of the downed G-Dogg......SLINGSHOT!

GP: G-Dogg's neck just bounces off the ropes! That has to hurt!

Shallow: War rolls G-Dogg up for the cover!

1......2.....NO!

GP: G-Dogg still has a lot of fight left.....War goes for a close line....G-Dogg ducks....DDT to War!

JT: Listen to these fans yell "Thunderstruck!"

GP: Yeah. They like War.

JT: Hey, what does that mean anyway?

GP: Pardon?

JT: What does being thunderstruck have to do with War?

GP: Um.....BACK TO THE MATCH!

Shallow: G-Dogg pulls War up. Nice suplex. G-Dogg down for a cover!

1.....2....NO!

JT: It's going to take more than that to beat War.

Shallow: I don't even think G-Dogg expected to get the win. He's just trying to show the fans who is in charge right now.

GP: G-Dogg pulls War up and puts him on his back. DVD!

JT: G-Dogg for a cover!

1......2......NO!

GP: War is quick to his feet and kicks G-Dogg in the ribs. War sets up G-Dogg. Powerbomb to G-Dogg!

Shallow: War needs to get this match to his paceif he wants to become the first ever two time Pacific champ.

JT: Hey, I've got a question.

Shallow: Shoot.

JT: What is the Pacific champion the champion of?

Shallow: Um.....the Pacific.

JT: Ocean?

GP: BACK TO THE MATCH!

Shallow: War puts G-Dogg into the ropes. He's now choking him down.

GP: I think he's trying to slow G-Dogg down.

Shallow: That's actually a good move. The slower G-Dogg is, the better War's chances.

JT: The ref is telling War to let go of G-Dogg. War now backs off. He runs into the ropes....bounces back....drops a BIG knee into G-Dogg's neck!

GP: War with a cover!

1....2....FOOT ON THE ROPE!

JT: Lucky break for G-Dogg. If he wasn't near the rope, he'd be gone.

Shallow: War now grabs G-Dogg. He sets up for a belly-to-belly. KNEE TO THE GROIN BY G-DOGG!

GP: BELLY-TO-BELLY FROM G-DOGG!

JT: COVER ON WAR!

1......2......3NO!

JT: War will just NOT quit!

GP: G-Dogg sets War up. Pile driver to War!

Shallow: G-Dogg pulls War up again. He puts War on his shoulder. POWERSLAM!

JT: G-Dogg for a cover!

1....2....3NO!

Shallow: War is still in this thing!

GP: War is up, but dazed. G-Dogg grabs him. Neck breaker!

JT: G-Dogg gets on War's back. He has him in a camel clutch! WAR MAY TAP OUT!

GP: NOT WAR! HE'LL NEVER QUIT!

Shallow: He's in the middle of the ring! NO ROPES IN SITE!

JT: Look at this! War is on his feet with G-Dogg hanging on!

GP: War drives G-Dogg into the turnbuckles!

JT: War grabs G-Dogg from behind. Belly-to-back suplex!

GP: WAR HANGS ON FOR A COVER!

1.....2....3NO!

Shallow: War is back up and delivering boots to the back of G-Dogg. He's got to keep G-Dogg down to win this thing.

GP: War pulls G-Dogg up and sets him out. SIT DOWN POWERBOMB! WAR WITH A COVER!

1.....2....3NO!

Shallow: War is still going. G-Dogg staggers up. SPINE BUSTER TO G-DOGG! WAR WITH ANOTHER COVER!

1....2....3NO!

GP: G-Dogg won't die!

JT: War is going to the top. Elbow drop! G-Dogg moves!

Shallow: G-Dogg is now up with War down.

GP: G-Dogg puts War on his shoulders? VICTORY ROLL!

1....2....3

NO!

JT: TOO CLOSE

Shallow: Looks like G-Dogg has War up again...War, as might be expected, sure is dazed..

GP: yeah...Oh man! G-Dogg just grabbed that chair from the way beginning of the match that has been lying in the corner...he lays it down...

JT: Oh crap! it cant be...hes settin him up for a Dogg Drop onto the chair!!!!

Shallow: It is! HE HIT IT. DOGG DROP ONTO THE CHAIR DOGG DROP ONTO THE CHAIR...

GP: Looks like this one is over...oh no! Not again...he boasting to the crowd again..and what?!?! he hits the ref out with his hands by accident!!!

JT: He's still standing over War...what the hell is he doing! Pin him!!!

(The crowd begins to roar...Jax Stone is in the entranceway!)

GP: whats this! It looks like its Jax Stone...and he's got some chain....

Shallow: He runs into the ring...he's behind the unsuspecting G-Dogg...OH NO! He nails him in the back of the head with the chain!!!!!

GP: G-Dogg is layed out...there goes the laughing Stone back to the back...the ref didnt even see it!

JT: War has just woken up and he is crawling over to G-Dogg....The ref is back up!

Shallow: He lays on top of him in a heap...the cover

1........

2......
 

3!!!!!!

GP: He wins it...Ken War has won the Pacific Title...with a little help from Stone might I add...

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen..your winner by pinfall...and new Pacific Champ...Ken Warrrrr!!!

JT: We'll be right-NO! I CAUGHT MYSELF.

Shallow- HE CAN BE TAUGHT!

GP- Good boy.

JT- Assholes.

Shallow- AH CRAP! THEY'RE ALREADY READY FOR THE NEXT MATCH! INTRODUCE IT, QUICK QUICK!

GP: HERE WE GO! THIS THING IS GOING TO BE BIG!

Shallow: It certanily will be! We've got Mad Max making his pay-per-view return going against John "Vampyre" McRae. You kow there is going to be some extreme action in this one.

JT: Yeah. AND BLOOD!

Shallow: Why are you so obsessed with blood?

JT: It's just so......bloody!

GP: Well, what would you expect blood to be like? Muddy.

JT: It could happen.

GP: But then it would be mud!

Shallow: Well, none the less, there is going to be some blood in this one.

GP: Absolutely. When Mad Max is involved, you know something crazy is going to happen.

JT: LIKE BLOOD!

GP: Yes JT. Like blood.

JT: AWESOME!

Meygon: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE NEXT MATCH! COMING TO THE RING AT THIS TIME, HE WEIGHS 298 POUNDS AND STANDS SIX FOOT NINE! HE IS THE MASTER OF MANIA! HE IS....MAD......MAX!

("The Frayed Ends of Sanity" by Metallica starts as Mad Max walks to the ring. The fans pop as he walks out. They love this guy. I never got why, but they just do. He jumps into the ring to wait for his opponent.)

Meygon: NEXT! COMING TO THE RING, HE WEIGHS 289 POUNDS AND STANDS 6 FOOT 5. HE IS THE MASTER OF THE HEART-PIERCING STEAK! HE IS....JOHN...."VAMPYRE".......MCRAE!

("Mouth" by Bush starts as John "Vampyre" McRae walks out with Lindley Taber. The fans give him heat as he walks to the ring. He doesn't really seem to care though. He gives them an evil grin as he walks by. He then slides into the ring.)

GP: Here we go! McRae goes for a spear, but Max jumps up out of the way.

Shallow: And McRae goes flying to the outside!

GP: He's got a chair now, and he's going back after Max.

JT: I guess the ref is going to let this go as McRae just nailed Max with that chair. Max seems to like it though!

GP: He's asking for more!

Shallow: McRae nails Max AGAIN! NOTHING!

GP: He goes for it again, but Max grabs it! He's hitting McRae with it now!

JT: Now, we're going to see some high quality chair shots!

Shallow: Max nails McRae in the knees! McRae down to one knee! Max now nails him in the back! McRae is down! Max with a cover!

1....2.....NO!

JT: McRae isn't done yet, but he's not look too good.

GP: Max unfolds the chair and now sets it up. He pull up McRae and goes to the top rope!

JT: TORNADO DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!

Shallow: WHAT A MOVE! MAX WITH A COVER!

1....2.....NO!

GP: You've got to hand it to McRae. He IS resiliant.

Shallow: Yeah, but the human body can only take SO much! At some point, he WILL have to go down for the count.

JT: Unless he mounts an offense, which he may do.

Shallow: Max grabs McRae. He's setting up for a powerbomb.

GP: McRae reverses and lands him on the chair! Nice move!

Shallow: Here comes McRae on the offensive. He grabs Max. DOUBLE ARM DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!

JT: McRae with a cover!

1.....2.....NO!

GP: Close call!

JT: Not really.

Shallow: Well, that chair is totally bent now. It's useless.

JT: Oh, they'll find a way to!

GP: McRae grabs Max. Release belly-to-belly suplex!

Shallow: Max is lying in the ropes trying to get his strength back.

GP: LOOK AT THIS! Lindley is gauging Max's eyes!

Shallow: That's just not right!

JT: That's called team work!

GP: This isn't a tag match!

JT: It is in my eyes.

Shallow: The ref is now getting Lindley away from Max. Here comes McRae!

GP: He lifts Max up, and just drops him onto the ropes!

JT: McRae for the cover!

1......2......NO!

GP: THAT was close.

JT: Too close.

Shallow: McRae pulls Max up again. POWERSLAM!

GP: McRae for the cover!

1.......2......3NO!

GP: McRae is getting flustered now! He throws Max out of the ring.

Shallow: Max is looking under the ring for something. HE BRINGS OUT A BAT!

JT: OH NO!

GP: Max slides in with the bat. MCRAE DOESN'T SEE HIM!

*WHACK!*

JT: MAX JUST WAFFLED MCRAE WITH THAT BAT!

Shallow: McRae is down AND OUT!

GP: Max is pulling him up again. HE BREAKS THE BAT OVER MCRAE'S HEAD!

Shallow: McRae is busted open pretty bad!

JT: The ref is keep Max back while he checks on McRae. The ref says he'll live, so the match will keep going!

Shallow: Good. McRae dying would have really dampered the show.

GP: Max grabs McRae and pulls him up. He sets him up for a powerbomb, and POWERBOMBS HIM OUT OF THE RING!

JT: THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS BACK!

Shallow: Max is going outside after McRae.

GP: He looks and sees if McRae is still down. HE SURE AS HELL IS!

Shallow: Max is now looking for a weapon. HE GRABS A BELL!

JT: HE TAKES THE BELL TO MCRAE!

GP: There's a dent where McRae's head hit!

Shallow: Max now pulls McRae up and puts him on an announce table.

JT: NOT THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Shallow: Nope. It's not the Spanish announce table.

JT: The Japanese announce table?

Shallow: Nope.

JT: Which one is it?

Shallow: Pig Latin.

JT: OH!!!!

GP: Max goes back into the ring and goes to the top rope! ELBOW DROP OFF!

Shallow: MCRAE MOVES! MAX JUST WENT THROUGH THE TABLE!

JT: McRae staggers up and pulls Max up. He rolls him back into the ring.

GP: MCRAE WITH A COVER!

1..........2..............3NO!

JT: BARELY!

Shallow: McRae is mad at the ref now! He's arguing with him.

GP: He needs to get back to Max!

Shallow: NOW MCRAE IS ATTACKING THE REF! THAT IS UNCALLED FOR!

JT: SERVES THAT REF RIGHT! IT WAS A SLOW COUNT!

GP: The ref is down and out!

Shallow: LOW BLOW! Mad Max just gave McRae a low blow from behind!

JT: NO!

GP: Max take McRae to the top. MANIA (Top Rope Pedigree)! HE HIT IT PERFECTLY!

Shallow: MAX WITH A COVER!

............................

JT: HA HA! THE REF IS OUT AND MAX IS PISSED!

GP: Max is yelling at the ref telling him to get up and count McRae down. MAX IS ATTACKING THE REF!

JT: THE REF JUST CALLED FOR THE BELL RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT OUT!

Meyong: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS MATC HAS BEEN RULED A DOUBLE DQ!

(The fans boo.)

Shallow: WELL THAT SUCKS!

JT: Well, they could use weapons, but they couldn't attack the ref. Figures!

GP: Well, none the less, GREAT match from both men! Maybe we'll see them wrestle each other again some time soon.

JT: WILL YOU SHUT UP!?!

Shallow- F*CK, THEY'RE READY AGAIN!! HURRY HURRY!!

JT- This is all that stupid first matches fault. 15 minutes wasted fixing the ring. Now we have to rush.

Shallow- DAMMIT, INTRODUCE GP!

GP: HERE WE GO FANS! WE'VE GOT EXTREME ACTION FOR YOU!

JT: YEAH! THE LAST EXTREME TITLE MATCH OF THE MILLINEUM!

Shallow: Actually, it isn't.

JT: WHAT!?!

Shallow: Yeah. You see, the year 2000 is the end of the century. Not the millineum.

JT: BUT ALL THE NUMBERS CHANGE AT THE SAME TIME!

Shallow: Well, it would work, except there is no year zero. Since there isn't, it means we won't be in the new millineum yet.

JT: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY MILLINEUM PARTY!?!

GP: I guess it makes it terribly lame.

JT: AHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMN YOU!

GP: Anyway, it's going to be Al Coholic against Chrome Thunder.

Shallow: Should be a truly awesome match.

GP: We have footage of MNM two weeks ago.  Let's go to the tape!

::Replay::

["Guerrila Radio" by Rage Against The Machine begins to blast.. Everyone in the arena gets on their feet. Out of the curtains comes Al Coholic... Wearing a beer stained wife beater drinking a Coors. He has baggy jeans on.. The pyros go off as he gets a microphone]

Al Coholic:: Billion Dollar Promotion....

[The crowd begins to boo]

Al Coholic:: You see what you did to me on Meltdown!

[Al shows the scars]

Al Coholic:: But did you see what I did to you? I beat your little friend Chromy to a pulp. He will never dare to mess with me again. Tonight it will continue..

[The lights go out..]

Al Coholic:: What is this?

[The lights come back on]

Al Coholic:: Chrome Thunder, you will get yours at Ice Age come the 26th..And tonight it continues..

["Money" by KMFDM begins to play as the lights flicker green and gold.. Fake dollar bills begin to fall from the rafters as The Billion Dollar Promotion minus Chrome Thunder comes walking to the ring]

Dane Wilt:: Ally... How dare you call us.. The Billion Dollar Promotion out..

Mike Dudley:: Yeah, you better watch yourself..

Al Coholic:: Listen you four.. Bring your asses down! Come on!

[The BDP come down as they roll in the ring Al hits Mike in the head with the microphone and then Dane Wilt grabs Al's left arm.. Brian Dudley grabs his right arm.. The lights go out. "God of Thunder" by Kiss plays.. The lights go back on. Chrome is in the ring with a barbed wire chair... He tatoos Al's head as the wire is stitching throughout his forehead..]

Chrome Thunder:: Haha, too easy!

[They all slap each others hand.. Al is unconscience on the mat.]

Brian Dudley:: What should we do with him?

Mike Dudley:: Umm, Dane?

Dane Wilt:: I got an idea..

[The Billion Dollar Promotion huddle together whispering..]

Chrome Thunder:: Okay, got it!

[They hold up Al's body.. They bring him to the back as the camera follows. They climb up the stairs but are only holding Al's legs as his head is bumping each step.. Very hard. Then they are on the rafters.. Theres the cage that is being used for later in the night. They have handcuffs.. They handcuff Al's arms to the cage.. They begin to lower the cage.. When the cage is finally lowered the lights go to grey, then to black.. When they fade back on the cage is fully lowered and the handcuffs are just there.]

::End Replay::

Shallow: But then we saw this on this weeks MNM.

GP: Chrome Thunder grabs Exx. Release belly-to-belly suplex!

JT: Chrome with a cover!

1......2......NO!

Angel: Exx leaps up and grabs Chrome! HE'S SETTING UP FOR ETERNAL MARKINGS (Evenflow DDT)!

GP: LOW BLOW BY CHROME!

JT: YEAH! HE SETS EXX UP! RAIN DROP (Fisherman's DDT)!

GP: DAMN HIM!

Angel: WAIT! HERE COMES AL COHOLIC!

JT: Al is in the ring. HE JUST NAILED EXX WITH A CHAIR!

GP: The ref is calling for the bell!

Angel: EXX WINS BY DQ!

JT: Why would Coholic do that?

GP: LOOK! COHOLIC JUST HIT THUNDER WITH THE CHAIR TOO!

JT: Coholic pulls Chrome up! HAPPY HOUR (Brainbuster)!

Coholic: You see Thunder! YOU SEE! Your losing this match is no coincidence. I COST YOU IT! And just like you lost this one, you're going to lose your extreme title to ME at Ice Age!

::End Replay::

GP:So you can see, these guys really hate each other. This isn't just two guys being put against each other.

JT: This should make for a lot of BLOOD too! When guys who hate each other get together in an extreme match, you know something crazy is going to happen.

Shallow: Well, I don't like him at all, but I'm going to have to go with Chrome Thunder on this one. We know that the entire Promotion is in the building tonight, and they could be the deciding factor.

JT: I'm going to have to agree, but not for the same reason. Chrome Thunder is a member of the Promotion and the PROMOTION RULES! THEY ARE LIKE,UH, GOD!

GP: Well, I'm going against the grain here, and I'm going with Coholic. You have to think that he is really into the idea of getting the extreme title.

JT: WELL DUH!

GP: Especially since Chrome Thunder is a member of the Promotion and Coholic seems to be going against the Promotion right now.

Shallow: The thing is, the winner in this thing really is the loser. He has to come BACK out here and wrestle in the triple threat match.

GP: Well, he couldend up winning even more. Let's say Chrome Thunder retains his title here. He then goes on to the triple threat match. He could become the North American champ. Or, he could become Pacific champ which is not too shabby.

Shallow: Or, if Coholic wins, he could go on and win the North American title. He would end up winning two different titles in one night! The possobilities are endless.

GP: I've just been told that something is going on in the back. Let's go there now!

(We cut to the back to see Phelen Kell attacking Chrome Thunder with a chain on his fists.)

Kell: THIS IS FOR ASHTON! THIS IS FOR MY WIFE! THIS IS FOR MY SON!

GP: KELL IS GOING TO KILL CHROME THUNDER!

JT: SOMEONE STOP HIM!

(Dane Wilt, the BHB, and Evan Levine run in for the save. Kell runs away.)

Michael: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Dane: MEDIC! SOMEONE GET THE EMT'S OUT HERE!

Shallow: Fans, I don't like the Promotion or Chrome Thunder, but you hate to see something like this happen. I'm being told we've got EMT's on the way to the scene, but....this just does not look good.

JT: You've got to think this is going to hurt his chances in the extreme title match.

GP: JT! I don't think he's thinking about that now! I don't even know if he is consious.

(We see EMT's putting Chrome Thunder on a stretcher. They begin to wheel him toward the ambulance. Chrome Thunder then stumbles up and starts walking away.)

Thunder: I've got an extreme title to retain.

Dane: CHROME! NO! You are in NO shape to fight tonight! I'm sure you'll get a rematch the first card there is!

Thunder: I'm going to finish off Coholic TONIGHT! I just need to walk it off.

(Chrome Thunder starts walking. He then collapses.The rest of the Promotion rushes over to him.)

Brian: YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT THERE!

Levine: YEAH! WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU!

Thunder: Guys. I don't want to give him the title on the silver platter. I can still beat him. JUST LET ME!

Dane:.......Go out there. BUt if we feel the need, we're coming out their stopping the match.

Thunder: Only if I'm dead.

Shallow: Fans, you really don't know what to say after that. I mean, the man has terrible morals and is called a cheap champ, but for a man to come out here and wrestle after that....that just takes guts!

JT: COME ON CHROME THUNDER! I'VE GOT MONEY ON YOU!

GP: SHUT UP! This is more important than money!

JT: AW, NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY!

Meygon: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDUELED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE IWO EXTREME TITLE!

(Fans pop.)

Meygon: COMING TO THE RING AT THIS TIME, HE WEIGHS IN AT 240 POUNDS, HE STANDS 6 FOOT THREE! HE IS THE CURRENT EXTREME CHAMPION AND MEMBER OF THE BILLION DOLLAR PROMOTION! LADIES AND GENLTMEN......CHROME......THUNDER!

("God of Thunder" by Kiss starts as Chrome Thunder stumbles out with the extreme title in hand. He gets A LOT of heat as he walks down the aisle. A few fans apploud him because he is fighting hurt. Most throw things at him though.)

Shallow: Love him or hate him, you've got to give him credit. When a man puts his career on the line for something like this, you've got to give him respect. No matter what he stands for.

GP: You know though, Coholic knows this man is hurt. This will really put this match in Coholic's favor.

JT: I hope not. I've got the farm riding on Thunder walking away with that extreme title.

GP: That can't be good for you then JT.

JT: SHUT UP! He's got a chance! If he can walk, then God knows he can win!

Shallow: I'm beggining to think about taking back a lot of stuff I said in the Shallow thoughts a few weeks ago.

Meygon: NEXT! COMING TO THE RING AT THIS TIME, HE WEIGHS 269 POUNDS AND STANDS A 6 FOOT 7. HE IS THE CHALLANGER! THE DRUNK! AL COHOLIC!

("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine starts as Al Coholic walks out carrying a cooler. The fans cheer him as he walks toward the ring. He has a can of beer with him too. He drinks as he gets into the ring.)

GP: The fans are really behind Coholic in this. They may be disappointed though, as I have a feeling that the Billion Dollar Promotion will make an appearence in this match.

JT: I seriously doubt they will. This match means too much to Chrome, and I think that the Promotion respects that.

GP: The Promotion? RESPECT!?! HA!

Shallow: Fans, Coholic is now confronting Chrome Thunder. OUCH! Coholic nails Thunder in the head with that cooler! He could be out cold! Coholic with a cover!

1.....2......NO!

JT: Coholic pours the rest of his beer onto Thunder. Thunder now staggers to his feet. The beer may have revived him!

GP: Thunder ducks a punch by Coholic. Belly-to-belly on Coholic!

Shallow: Thunder could make a come back!

GP: Thunder lifts Coholic up for an invterted atomic drop. HE JUST SAT HIM ON THE ROPES! HE'LL BE HITTING THE HIGH NOTES TONIGHT! LOOK! THUNDER IS MOVING THE ROPES UP AND DOWN!

Shallow: Thunder runs back and bounces of the ropes. He drop kicks Coholic to the concrete!

JT: Thunder is still dazed though. He's working on instinct at this point.

Shallow: WHAT IS THIS? He runs back, bounces into the ropes, come back, SUICIDE DIVE, BUT COHOLIC MOVED! A MAN OF THUNDER'S SIZE DOING THAT IS DEVISTATING, AND HE LANDED HEAD FIRST ON THE CONCRETE!

GP: There is blood going everywhere at this point. Thunder may have a concusion from that move.

Shallow: We've got a doctor checking on Thunder. Thunder says he's good to go. The match will continue!

GP: Coholic grabs Thunder and THROWS him into the retaining barrier. Thunder is writhing in pain on the retaining barrier!

JT: COME ON THUNDER!

Shallow: Coholic is now removing the padding off the floor. He lifts Thunder upside down. PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE!

GP: There is now a pool of blood under Thunder's head! His hair is now actually turning completely red!

JT: HE'LL KEEP GOING! HE WON'T DIE!

GP: COHOLIC WITH A COVER!

1....2......NO!

Shallow: Thunder just won't lay down! It's like he wants more punishment!

GP: Coholic is pulling Thunder up. LOW BLOW FROM THUNDER! COHOLIC GOES DOWN! THUNDER WITH A COVER!

1......2.......NO!

Shallow: Both men are down, and someone has to make a move!

GP: Look at this! Thunder is slowly getting up! He's heading into the ring though!

JT: LOOK! He's going to the top rope!

Shallow: He's up there! He drops the elbow! COHOLIC MOVES! THUNDER HAD TO SHATTER HIS ELBOW! HE JUST HAD TO!

GP: Coholic gets up and grabs a chair, but Thunder is slowly rising too. Thunder doesn't see Coholic though! COHOLIC WINDS BACK! THUNDER TURNS AROUND!

*WHAM!*

Shallow: DAMN IT! THUNDER HAS JUST BEEN NAILED IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR SHOT! THAT HAD TO BREAK HIS FACE! THERE IS NO WAY IT DIDN'T!

GP: Coholic takes the chair and drives it into Thunder's back!

JT: Coholic with a cover!

1.....2.....NO!

Shallow: THUNDER WILL HAVE TO DIE TO LOSE THIS MATCH! HE'S GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!

GP: HE'S GOT BLOOD COMING FROM HIS MOUTH, NOSE, AND SKULL! THERE'S SOME COMING FROM HIS BACK TOO!

JT: NOT TO MENTION THAT LARGE MARK ON HIS ARM!

Shallow: Coholic holds the chair above his head! THUNDER KICKS HIM IN THE RIBS! DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!

GP: THUNDER WITH A COVER!

1......2.....NO!

JT: NEITHER OF THESE MEN CAN LOSE!

Shallow: AND TO THINK! THUNDER WAS BEATEN UP BEFORE THIS MATCH EVEN BEGAN!

GP: Coholic is reaching under the ring. HE PULLS OUT ANOTHER COOLER!

JT: Coholic opens it up and pulls out a beer bottle!

Shallow: Both men are now getting to their feet. I think there is blood in Thunder eye's so he can't see!

*SHATTER!*

JT: COHOLIC BROKE THAT BOTTLE OVER CHROME THUNDER'S HEAD!

Shallow: Thunder now has glass lodged in his face! He's going to need surgery after this thing!

GP: Coholic with a cover!

1....2....3NO!

Shallow: A SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!

GP: Coholic has the upper hand in this thing still. He takes the cooler and dumps it on a grounded Thunder!

JT: All kidding aside right now, Chrome Thunder could die here tonight!

Shallow: They need to stop this thing! No one would think any less of Thunder for not going on!

GP: Thunder has more pride than that! He won't give in until he is dead!

Shallow: Coholic now has the ring steps and he is putting them onto Chrome Thunder's neck. HE JUST DOUBLE FOOT STOMPED THE STEPS!

GP: He could break Thunder's neck! This shouldn't go that far! Not for any title in the whole World!

JT: Thunder is starting to lose color from blood loss now. That ice from the cooler may actually help a little, but if he loses too much blood, they HAVE to stop the match. There is no way around it!

GP: I want everyone to know that I take back what I said about Thunder!

Shallow: Same here!

GP: He's showing us something here we haven't seen in a long time!

Shallow: Beleive it or not, he's getting up!

JT: He's on his feet and he's just staring Coholic down! Coholic shakes his head and throws a fist at Thunder! Thunder blocks and nails Coholic in the side of the head!

GP: Thunder now has some cables and is trying to choke a downed Coholic with them. WAIT! Some of that ice is getting into our electronics!

*ZAP!*

Shallow: WOW! BOTH MEN WERE JUST SHOCKED!

GP: They're still going though! How Thunder is still alive is beyond me!

JT: They're duking it out up the ramp way! They're at the TIT-ron!

Shallow: AND THEY ARE CLIMBING UP THE SIDE! THE FANS ARE CHEERING THEM ON!

GP: They are both at the top! They must be fifty feet in the air!

JT: DDT ONTO COHOLIC!

GP: Coholic get up. LOW BLOW!

Shallow: Coholic sets up Chrome Thunder for a powerbomb! HE JUST POWERBOMBED HIM OFF THE TIT-RON! HE'S FALLING!

*BOOOOOOOM!*

GP: HE CRASHED THROUGH THE STEEL WALK WAY! THAT IS PURE STEEL THAT GAVE WAY!

Shallow: SOMEONE STOP THIS DAMN THING!

(The fans are cheering in what have seen. There is actually a hole where Chrome Thunder went through.)

JT: Let's see. He fell a good fifty feet from the TIT-ron to the walk way. When he crashed through, that's about twenty feet down there. He fell about seventy feet in all!

GP: THAT STEEL MAY HAVE BEEN GOOD IN FACT! IT DID SLOW HIM DOWN, BUT TO CRASH THROUGH THAT IS NOT WORTH IT!

Shallow: WE'VE GOT EMT'S DROPPING ROPE DOWN THE HOLE FOR CHROME THUNDER TO GRAB ON TO! WE'VE BEEN TOLD HE IS CONSCIOUS!

GP: THEY'RE PULLING  A ROPE UP AND THERE'S CHROME THUNDER!

Shallow: HE'S STUMBLING TOWARD THE TIT-RON! HE WANTS MORE!

JT: IF THERE WAS EVER A QUESTION THAT CHROME THUNDER IS THE NEW EXTREME ICON, IT'S JUST BEEN ANSWERED!

GP:The EMT's are telling him not to, but Chrome Thunder is climbing up after Coholic!

Shallow: HE IS BLEEDING ALL OVER! EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES HAS BLOOD ON IT!

JT: HERE HE GOES! HE CHARGES COHOLIC! COHOLIC MOVES! THUNDER FLIES OFF AGAIN!

*CRASH!*

Shalllow: HE JUST CRASHED THOUGH A TABLE!

GP: THEN ONTO CONCRETE!

JT: WE'VE GOT A TRAINER DOWN THERE CHECKING ON HIM! HE APPERENTLY LANDED ON HIS NECK AND HE ISN'T MOVING! HE COULD BE PARYLIZED!

Shallow: HE'S FULLY CONSCIOUS TOO! THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME!

GP: Coholic is climbing down and going after Thunder!

Thunder: AHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T MOVE!

Shallow: This is SAD! Thunder wants to get up and fight, but he can't even move!

GP: Fans, there is nothing covering him either. This is nerve damage!

JT: Coholic is down there and he has a chair! HE HOLDS IT ABOVE HIS HEAD!

GP: HE WON'T BRING IT DOWN! HE DROPPED THE CHAIR!

Shallow: SOME COMPASSION FOR HIS FELLOW MAN SHOWN BY COHOLIC! BEATING A MAN WHO CAN'T FIGHT BACK WOULD BE TOO MUCH! COHOLIC WITH A COVER!

1......2.......3!

GP: Coholic wins!

JT: Thunder should have won! If he wasn't attacked before the match, he'd be the champ right now!

GP: None the less, Al Coholic is the NEW EXTREME CHAMP!

Shallow: Now, he has to fight in the triple threat match later on!

JT: AFTER THIS!?! HE'LL BE DEAD!

Shallow: I've go to give kudos to Chrome Thunder on this one! The man faught all he could, and then some. I might have to agree with JT. If he hadn't been attacked before hand, he could still be the extreme champ. The sad part is, he is now parylized. WAIT! HE'S STUMBLING UP!

(Chrome Thunder stumbles up. Most fans clap to know that he isn't parylized. He then passes out from blood loss.)

Shallow: THAT IS FROM BLOOD LOSS! HE MUST HAVE NO BLOOD IN HIM AT ALL!

JT: The EMT's are loading him onto a stretcher, and the rest of the Promotion has come out here. This isn't looking good. They are taking Chrome Thunder to an ambulance.

GP: We're just going to have to go to the next match.

Shallow: LOOK! THUNDER IS GETTING UP!

GP: HE STAGGERS TO HIS FEET AND SLAPS HANDS WITH THE PROMOTION! HE WALKS AWAY WITH THEM! INCREDIBLE!

Shallow: It just shows you how tough Chrome Thunder is. He'll be extreme champ again. No doubt about it.

GP: Man, it's been one hell of a night already, and things are only looking
up from here. Next, we have a match for the IWO North American Championship!

JT: And out comes the challenger!

("It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM plays as a man steps out
from the back in blue face paint.)

GP: WAIT! This is not Exx ladies and gentlemen!

JT: This man has a microphone!

Man: HELLO! IT IS ME....... EXX!!!

GP: Ladies and Gentlemen, we know that voice!

Man: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING WITH YOU FOOLS! IT IS TIME WE REVEAL
MYSELF! I, EXX, AM TRULY...... BILLY LARSON!!!

("I Am a Masked Homo" by Masked Homos plays as another man, this one much
larger, comes out in black clothes and face paint)

Man: NO! NO! NO! IT IS I, EXX, THE REAL EXX!!

GP: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is DEFINATELY NOT EXX!

Man: This moron is not the real Exx, it is I........ TITAN! I AM THE REAL
EXX!!!

Larson: HOW CAN YOU BE EXX? I AM EXX!

Titan: YOU WANNA BET? I'M EXX YOU ASS MAGGOTT!

Larson: WE WILL BOTH BE EXX!

(Security comes running out by the masses)

Titan: Um Larson, that's our sign....

(Larson and Titan go running through the crowds, escaping the security)

GP: Those two men have no respect for this promotion! It just makes me SICK!

JT: Let's get to the real match!

Shallow: I thought that was hilarious!!!

("Dyer's Eve" by Metallica plays over the intercom as the face-painted Exx
steps out)

GP: Now THAT is the real Exx!

(Exx walks to the ring slowly.... stepping in and taking in the mixed
reactions)

JT: I don't think he can handle the GREATEST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION OF ALL
TIME, Capital Punishment!

Shallow: I think Exx will mop the floor with this bum!

GP: Let's wait and see!

("Sugar" by System of a Down plays as Capital Punishment steps out, with the
NA Title around his waist. Soul follows behind him as Cappy enters the ring)

GP: These men are going at it already!

Shallow: FIGHTIN LIKE TWO MEXICANS IN A WHORE HOUSE!

JT: Thank you Johnny Shallow!

GP: Capital Punishment takes the first edge in this one, hammering Exx with
a few chest chops!

JT: Exx doesn't look like too much of a big, bad scary secret kinda guy now!

GP: Capital Punishment is taking it to this mystery man!

JT: Whip to the turnbuckle! Cappy is gonna climb him and go for the infamous
ten punches to the head!

Shallow: HERE WE GO! THE CROWD LOVES THIS ONE!!!

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9!

10!

GP: I think he is supposed to stop on 10......

11!

12!

Shallow: What is he doing?

13!

GP: Cappy wasn't always the sharpest knife in the set!

14!

15!

JT: Finally Cappy steps down as Exx falls flat on his face,

GP: This is one hell of a schlobberkn

Shallow: No GP, don't try....

JT: Well Exx has finally picked himself up a little bit!

GP: Exx just picked up Cappy and he throws him into the corner. He begins to
throw fists at Cappy one after another. 5 ... 7...10 of them. Then
he pick Cappy up, and sets him up for a powerbomb.

JT: It looks like Cappy's still got some energy left, as he lifts Exx over
his head, and back down to the mat behind him. Because they were so
close to the ropes Exx's legs got caught across the top rope and Cappy comes
down with a boot to the face! Then he pulls Exx's legs back over the rope,
and .. Wow! .. while Exx was flipping back around he threw his feet up in
Cappy's face, kind of like a upside-down uppercut!

GP: Cappy is on the ground shaking his head and Exx rolls to his feet, he
grabs hold of Cappy, and is preparing for The Jacknife but Cappy backs out
to the ringside area.

JT: Cappy regroups outside to think things over here, folks, and the crowd's
letting him hear it, as well as Exx!

[The crowds taunt Cappy to get his butt back in the ring, while Exx takes to
the turnbuckle, so kindly inviting Cappy back in...]

JT: Cappy back in, and Exx greets him with a knee to the ribs. Quickly
followed by a jumping dropkick, great agility there by Exx, who has made
quite a comeback!

GP: Now, Exx with an irish whip, but it's reversed by Cappy Cappy, who
rebounds off the ropes and hits with a spinning heelkick, sending Exx down
on his back. Cappy, wasting no time, dragging Exx to his feet and hitting
with a knife edge chop across the chest...

JT: Exx just shrugged it off, and sends Cappy into the turnbuckles, he's
hammering away with rights to the side of Cappy's face, taking it to the so
called Dawg, the man's lost it!

GP: Exx now sending Cappy chest first into the opposing turnbuckle, followed
by a devastating splash, oh my! Exx's clearly all business here
tonight, folks.

JT: Exx now charging Cappy, but Cappy now with a back body drop, and the
young man follows with a leaping lariat as Exx got to his feet!

GP: This here fans is example of why the IWO is the most watched wrestling
program on television today, despite the claims of some of our
competition who haven't even aired a show.

Shallow: I could go for some nachos right now!

GP: NO TIME FOR FOOD! WE GOT ONE HELL OF A MATCH RIGHT HERE!

JT: You tell him!

GP - Cappy hops back to his feet. Lock up Exx gets the upper edge setting
Cappy up for a piledriver.

JT - Cappy counters back body drop! Gives Cappy the advantage again! Cover
by Cappy ...1 ...2 ... Referee is pointing to the ropes Exx has his foot on
the ropes! Cappy with a lateral press Referee ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

GP - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cappy with the hair of Exx.

JT - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time
Piledriver!!

GP - Exx hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Cappy has a slight
advantage .... Exx coming back ... Exx scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!!

JT - Cappy hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Cappy takes Exx to the
ground. Cappy dives on to Exx and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at
the forehead of Exx!

GP - Exx climbing back to his feet, Cappy moves in... Vertical Suplex! We're
not seeing much offense from Exx. Quick cover by Cappy Exx kicks out before
the one count!

JT - Cappy picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his
face! Exx is out cold! Exx moving back to his feet Cappy scoops him up and
slams him to the ground!! Cappy out of no where with a corkscrew
hurricanrana! Exx went down quick!

GP - Exx hops back to his feet. Cappy taunting Exx a bit. OHHHHH Exx with a
big scoop slam!! What's Cappy gonna say to that? Inside cradle, ...1 ...2
Cappy makes it out.

JT - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Pinning combination by
Exx ...1 ...2 ... Cappy grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

GP - What an awesome match!!!!

JT - Good call!

JT - Cappy sure could use some help now. Exx with the hair of Cappy.

GP - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time
Piledriver!!

JT - Cappy hops back to his feet. Cappy picks him up and dumps Exx on his
head! Cappy dives on to Exx and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at
the forehead of Exx! Exx hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.

GP - They're circling like wild deer. Running clothsline knocks Cappy down
hard!! Cappy needs to try for a comeback! We're not seeing much offense from
Cappy. Cappy is stumbling. Good moves by Exx.

JT - Quick cover by Exx Cappy kicks out before the one count! Exx picks him
up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! This match is
great!! Wouldn't you way so GP?

GP - No. Exx with a roll up. Referee counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

JT - Cappy hops back to his feet. Cappy slamming the head of Exx into the
turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Boston crab being applied by Cappy
... all he has to do is turn him over.

GP: And he does! He's got it locked! THIS COULD BE IT!!!

JT: OH NO! EXX IS IN SERIOUS PAIN! HE'S GOING FOR THE ROPES!!!!

GP: NO!!!! CAPPY PULLS HIM BACK OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! EXX CAN'T
TAKE ANYMORE!!!

JT: MY GOD! EXX IS STILL MOVING! HE IS REACHING CLOSER! HE GETS THE
ROPES!!!!!! HE GETS THE ROPES!!!!

GP: EXX IS UP! HE'S A MADMAN! LEFT RIGHT! LEFT RIGHT!

JT: EXX IS TEARING THE HOUSE DOWN!!!

GP: OH NO! THE KICK TO THE STOMACH!!

JT: ETERNAL MARKINGS!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!

GP: 1.........2.......3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shallow- Stupid gas station. I'm going to Sunoco from now on. Where are my nachos?

GP- OH BOY.

Shallow- What?

JT- Oh great.

Shallow- What?! My nachos?

GP- OH BOY.

JT- No, much worse.

Shallow- WHAT!?

GP- OH BOY!

Shallow- Wha-OH!

JT- See?

GP:  IT'S TIME FOR HIS SINGLES RETURN FOLKS!!!  IT'S THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR!!!

JT:  Oh, Come on!  It's old!  He's been plugging his return forever, just
get out with it, you fool!

Shallow:  JT, remember, Nikki slaps, I punch.

JT:  G-good thing to remember…

Shallow:  Go on, Parker.

GP:  Thank you.  It's The Mysterious One!  IT IS ?¿?!!!  And this match is
none other than a Mystery Death Match!

JT:  Really?!?  Why the hell am I always the last one to find out about
these things?!?

Shallow:  Because you aren't important, like the best announcer on the show,
and like me, the grinch-award winn---

JT:  Oh, can it!  It gets old!!!

*punch*

JT:  Wow, Nikki and Angel's smacks kinda lightened up the pain there!
WHOO-HOO!!!  Anyway, this match does look to show some promise after all!!!
In a Mystery Death Match…  Ohhh, yes, there will be blood, and oh yes,
carnage will ensue… and oh yes, someone will be injured beyond belief!!!  By
the way, who's the Mysterious Freak facing?

GP:  Ruff Ryda.

JT:  RUFF RYDA?!?  Oh God!  I mean why him of all people!  He is gonna be
murdered here tonight!  That's just sick!

Shallow:  You know, he could surprise you…

JT:  Oh come on!  There is no way he's gonna win in this type of match!!!

GP:  And what a match it is!  First, we replace the ropes with barbed wire,
and then we replace the turnbuckles with land mines!  If that's not enough,
we have a steel cage surrounding the ring which is juiced with over 10,000
volts of electricity!!!

Shallow:  Oh and the weapons!  You cannot forget the weapons!

GP:  Right you are!  Scattered in the ring are various weapons!  PLUS, each
man can come down to the ring with a weapon of his choice!!!

JT:  Stop talking and let's see some violence and BLOOD!!!

Announcer Lady:  First introducing one half of the match tonight!  He stands
at 6'10" and weighs in at 245 pounds!!!  He is the master of the Ruff Ryda's
Role!!!  He is RUUUFFFFFF RYYDDDAAAA!!!!

("Ambitionz Az A Ryda" by 2Pac blasts over the speakers as Ruff Ryda makes
his way to the ring.  What is the weapon he will choose?)

JT:  What an idiot!  I can't believe it!

GP:  Folks, Ruff Ryda has come down to the ring with a 2X4 with a couple of
rusty nails in it!  I'm sorry to say it, but that is a really STUPID choice!

Announcer Lady:  Now introducing his opponent for this evening!  He stands
at 6'5" and weighs in at 255 pounds!  He is the master of the award-winning
finisher, the Mystery Death Driver!!!  He is The Mysterious Mexican, I mean
One!  He is ?¿?!!!!!

JT:  HAHAHA!!!  Whoever changed his card should be given a raise!!!

("Take the Power Back" by RATM plays as you hear tires squeal.  I wonder
what that could be!!!  The Mysterious One walks out to an ovation by the
crowd.  He has with him… Nothing?  How stupid!)

JT:  I take it back…  THIS is stupid!  No one comes to a match like this
without a weapon!

Shallow:  The two pansies get into the ring and the door is shut and the
electricity has been juiced!  They are now trapped inside that cage!!!

GP:  The Mysterious One is motioning for a microphone…

?¿?:  Well, now to introduce my weapon of choice!  Come on Goopy!!!

(The Mysterious On grabs a pair of gloves and rushes to the door.  He puts
em on and opens it as you hear tires squeal again and Goopy comes plowing
out from the back, driving a 1955 Thunderbird!!!  He plows it straight into
the ring where Ruff Ryda is still standing!!!  Ryda gets nailed and slammed
against the barbed wire ropes and electric cage!!!  He stays hanging on them
for a few seconds then gets blasted off and lays smoking in the center of
the ring)

GP:  DEAR GOD NO!!!!  HE'S DEAD FOLKS!!!  RUFF RYDA HAS TO BE DEAD!!!

*punch*

Shallow:  Calm down, you stupid fuck!  No one dies here, unless I give the
ok!!!  Look at the stupid Mexican!  He went into the ring, pinned Ruff Ryda
and is demanding that the ref counts!!!

1…

2…

3!!!

GP:  That just really was the worst thing I've ever seen…  I can't believe
?¿? would stoop that damn low!!!

WINNER: ?¿?

Shallow:  Well, he's a prick, what can you expect?

JT:  Good point.  Well, let's get to our next match after we rebuild this
ring!!!

Shallow- Christ, we know how long this is gonna take.

GP- ANYBODY HAVE A BOOK I CAN BORROW?

JT- Maybe they'll come through for us this time...this is their jobs, after all.

(while the ring is being rebuilt)

::We go backstage where Capital Punishment is walking to his locker room.
He bumps into an also-defeated G-Dogg, on his way to the same location.::

Cappy~ Watch where you're goin, damnit.

Dogg~ Sorry...hey, wait.

Cappy~ What?

Dogg~ Do you want to tag with me?

Cappy~ Tag with you?

Dogg~ Yeah, we'd be a great team, man.

Cappy~ Sure thing, man.

::G-Dogg offers his hand, to make it official.  Capital Punishment takes his
hand, and shakes it.  He then pulls G-Dogg in, DEATH PENALTY!  DEATH PENALTY
THROUGH THE TABLE OF REFRESHMENTS!!  G-Dogg is  barely consious here, and
Cappy just shakes his head in disgust.  He continues on to his locker
room.::

*40 minutes later*

JT- ZzZzZz

GP- They're finished!

JT- AAAH!!

Shallow- F*ck that took forever.

GP- I'll say. BUT WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE, NEXT MATCH NOW!!

GP - Here we go fans... This is going to be one of the biggest matches of
the night. We have a guy who has been voted as being the best by all the
fans out there. A guy that has dominated this sport for the past 4 years. A
guy that has held EVERY World Title in EVERY fed he has been. He is Titan...
The Extreme ICON.. Mr. Millennium.

JT - What more can we say about how good Titan is? He has defeated all of
the IWO veterans with ease. He defeated all the FWL with ease. And of course
he demolished the entire FWO. You'd think he wouldnt have to wrestle
anymore. He should just retire. He has money out his ass. But yet he still
shows off to his fans that love him. Thats why he is here tonight, to prove
to his fans that he still is the IWO's ONLY Main Event superstar.

Shallow - I don't like the guy. Of course I really don't like anyone. I do
however have this strange feeling that he is going to win this match. Go
figure...

GP - This should be and will be a very exciting match.

Shallow - Oh come on Greg.. Look who his damn opponent is. We have The
Birdman Koko B. Ware. That's just so gay. I mean the guy is like an
independent wrestler. He is in some west coast wrestling fed wrestling guys
like Greg Valentine and other old washed up guys that can barely move. This
is going to be sick. Titan is going to murder the poor birdman.

JT - How dare you say this match is going to be a shame. It is going to be
the best match of the year. Ice Age is going to rock because of this match.

Shallow - How much is Titan paying you to say all this stuff?

GP - What do you mean? I would never take money and then say false things.

Shallow - False things.. Thats lame...

GP - Whatever.. you know what I mean.. and I dont think you have any room to
talk Shallow. You haven't been in the IWO for a long time. Hell, you've been
here what, 2 days? How long have I been here? Every since it started??? In
the NWF??? Yeah.. I think I know more about this than you do.

JT - Same here Shallow...

Shallow - Oh how precious of you two. A great big reunion orgy of old NWF
guys. You two really make me sick and I don't know why the hell I even
agreed to talk with you guys.

GP - We miss Nikki. =(

JT - Wait.. Someone is coming down the isle.. OH MY GOD.. It is former IWO
VP, NWF President, InterimIWO Prez, FWL Prez, and THE GREATEST BOARD MEMBER
OF ALL TIME.. JOHN!!!

(John makes his way down. He sits next to JT and puts on an extra head set.)

John - I was hearing you three argue in the back. You three make me sick.
Shallow, you need a lesson in the IWO. JT, you need to get new punchlines.
GP, you need to just stick to calling matches. You can't be funny.

GP - Gee, thanks.. So what brings you out here?

John - I'm out here to tell you guys the truth.. All about how Jamie has
shafted the IWO into a spiral downward and there is no way to save it.

Shallow - Oh.. Let me guess.. you are going to save it?

John - No.. I can't save it. I dont have a job here in the IWO. There's
nothing I can do. I could change the way things are. I mean come on. What is
this? Fag Age 99? I mean we have three guys out here. No women... I can't
help that Jamie is prejudice against Women... THE IWO IS PREJUDICE AGAINST
WOMEN... we have what.. 2 or 3 valets at the most? And they have been forced
to put on more clothes? Why? Because little 12 year olds can't handle boob
talk? How gay is that? It really makes me sick how this is turning out. Fag
Age 99.. And to top it all off we have Dane Wilt and Phelen Kell... I guess
that just proves my point.

JT - I agree with John.

GP - You'll be fired in the morning JT. By the way.. John.. How did you get
to come out here?

John - Well... Lets just say I paid somebody off... But hell, I had to.
Jamie is so scared of what I'll say that he demands that I stay off TV. Well
Jamie, here I am, and guess what. There's not a damn thing you can do about
it. And I talked to Titan in the back and I have a feeling that in this part
of the Pay Per View, things will get back to normal around here.

Shallow - Oh my, what is he going to do? Have whores come out here half
naked and roll around in the ring?

JT - PLEASE!!!

Shallow - That's not WRESTLING.. The IWO is about WRESTLING...

John - Like I said.. Fag Age 99...

GP - People did complain about the sexual content and now the IWO is bigger
than ever. We can't let a dark cloud hang over our head.

John - Ok.. whatever.. lets keep Fag Age 99 going.. OH YEAH!!! COME ON!!
BRING OUT THE MEN IN TIGHTS THAT GET ALL SWEATY AND BEAT EACH OTHER UP!!!
COME ON!!!

JT - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Shallow - No wonder you aren't on the Board anymore. Who would want your
idea of wrestling...

John - Straight people...

Shallow - Fuck you...

GP - Ok.. Lets get to the match!!!

("Imma Birdman" begins to play. The crowd doesn't care!!! Koko B. Ware makes
his way out. He has his bird on his shoulder. He starts flapping his arms
and waving to the crowd. They don't wave back!!! He gets to the ring and
sets his bird in the corner and starts making flappings all around the ring.
He goes over and climbs up the second turnbuckle and flaps his arms. The
crowd still doesn't care!!! He just doesn't understand. He then goes over
and asks for a microphone.)

Koko B. Ware - This is it.. The night I fly back to the top!!! And guess
what... Once I'm done with Titan.. I'm going after you Phelen Kell... I will
be the IWO World Champion.. Your ass is going to the birds!!! And beware...
The Birdman Cometh....

(The crowd still doesn't care. Koko hands the microphone back to the ring
announcer.)

GP - Guess who is about to come out!!!

JT - The great one!!!

John - THE ONLY Extreme ICON!!!

Shallow - Some gay dude who wants wrestling to be about women's breasts and
not about the actual sport of wrestling.

John - Good lord, you need a life. I would kick your ass but it is the day
after Christmas.

Shallow - Try it...

John - oh and get sent to jail for killing your ass? I think not... BACK TO
FAG AGE 99!!!

(Surprisingly, without music... Titan makes his way out. He stops as he
comes through the entrance way. He has a microphone.)

Titan - I thought.. and I thought...what song would be the best song for
tonight? So.. I decided to think about it. I wanted a song that proved a
point against you Koko. So... I decide on a song... And to bring out the
ladies.. I have selected your theme song of the night... Because BEFORE our
match.. We are going to have the Miss IWO pageant!!!

JT - YES!!!

John - I told you...

Shallow - This isn't right. This isn't wrestling. This is just bull crap
that shouldn't be happening. Jamie is going to be angry with Titan for this.

Titan - So.. lets bring out the ladies!!!

("Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot begins to play. Some ladies walk out in
bikinis. 8 of them to be exact. The guys in the crowd are going crazy.)

Titan - This is pay per view!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!

Shallow - This isn't right... Not about wrestling... This is sick...

JT - You are queer.

John - I told you.

Shallow - No, I just want to see WRESTLING.. IWO WRESTLING... It isnt
entertainment.. Or women... or anything like that.. It is wrestling...

John - AND YOU ARE FAG.. F.A.G...

Shallow - You are really pissing me off...

(The 8 ladies make their way to the ring. Titan is right behind them.)

Titan - Oh yeah.. look at that ass!!!

JT - YEAH!!!!!

(The 8 ladies slowly get into the ring. WOW!!! The crowd is chanting "WE
LOVE TITAN")

John & JT - WE LOVE TITAN!!! WE LOVE TITAN!!!!

Titan - Ok.. back off Birdman.. I'll get to you in a minute.. Now you just
sit back and watch the first ever Miss IWO pageant... WELCOME FANS!!!

(The guys go crazy.)

Titan - Did you really think I could let the IWO go a month without seeing
some kind of sex on TV?!?!

(the guys are still going crazy)

Titan - So Titan.. Jamie can kiss my ass.. Shaun can kiss my ass.. And the
three retards from the mail room can kiss my ass... This is my part of ICE
AGE.. And I'm going to do what I want... So.. here are MY rules for MY
contest. These ladies will wrestle each other. The only way to be eliminated
is by pinfall, submission, stripping your opponent, or throwing your
opponent over the top rope... I call this the Bikini Brawl... The winner of
this 9 lady challenge will be crowned MISS IWO!!!

(The guys cheer)

Titan - And I will be the refree!!!

(The guys boos)

Titan - I'm sorry.. not just anyone can handle these fine ladies.. NOW LET
THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

*ding*

GP - I'm confused...

JT - I'm.. ummm.. well...

Shallow - I'm not going to sit out here and watch this.. I'll be back when
some REAL wrestling action is taking place. I'm going to talk to Jamie right
now about this display of crap in the IWO ring.

(Johnny Shallow exits the announcers' table.)

John - What is up his ass?

GP - The new IWO board doesn't like anything sexual related. You haven't
been here for a month. You don't know. So many people complained.. All the
10 year olds...

John - Oh f'n well... I don't see what the hell is wrong with it. Jamie
still lets the 10 year olds cuss their ass off but I can't book a lesbian
match. I think half the IWO is just f'n gay.

JT - You're gonna be in trouble for this. Besides, what does it matter. You
quit anyway.

John - I didn't quit.. I left because of the new NO SEX rule. I'm not going
to stand by and watch my ratings slip and then Jamie blame me when it is his
fault. But hell.. Anyone could do better than the jokers they have now. My
god... Last Monday Night Meltdown did a what... A negative ten in the
ratings? Something close to that... My dog could do better than that.

GP - So you are saying you should come back?

John - I didn't say that.. I'm just saying that I could do better, I have
done better, and it just sickens me to see what's going on now...

JT - Lets get off that subject.. Titan said this is a 9 lady match..  I
don't get it? I only see 8 ladies..

GP - Well, we have Kelli, Katie, and Kristi of the former IWO KKK. We have
Sonya, Jack in the Box's former manager. We have Sensual Cindy. And three
girls I've never seen before. Yes.. that makes 8.. very good JT.

All the ladies start going at it. They are ripping at each others hair. All
hell has brooken loose. Sensual Cindy grabs Kelli by the hair and slings her
down to the mat. She gets on top of her and starts pounding away on her.
Everything jingling. Kelli rolls her over and gets on top of her! She starts
pounding away on her!!! Sonya is now going after girl #1. She slings her
into the corner. WAIT!! girl #2 comes over to help girl #1. Apparently they
are models from the same modeling agency and are going to help each other!!!
WAIT!!! Kristi from behind! She grabs girl #2's bra from behind... SHE RIPS
IT OFF!! IT FALLS TO THE MAT!!! Girl #2 is topless and the crowd is going
crazy!! Kristi drops to her knees.. AND RIPS HER PANTIES OFF!!! SHE IS NAKED
IN THE RING!!!!

JT - WOOOO!!!!

eliminated #1 - Girl #2

JT - OH YES!!! MORE MORE!!!

Kristi gets up. She is celebrating! WAIT!! From behind her!!! Girl #3!!! She
rips off her bra!!! SHE IS TOPLESS BUT NOT ELIMINATED!!! She turns around
and slaps Girl #3!!! And her comes Katie!! She spears Girl #3!!! The crowd
is going crazy. Katie crawls over to Girl #3 on her knees. She gets to her
panties AND REMOVES THEM WITH HER MOUTH!!! SHE PULLS THEM ALL THE WAY OFF!!!
Kristi is over. She starts grabbing Girl #3's breasts!! AND REMOVES HER
BRA!!!

eliminated #2 - Girl #3

JT - OH... MY....

John - WOW!!!

GP - We are down to just 6 ladies!!! This is going to be incredible!!!

Kelli, Sensual Cindy, and Sonya are all beating the hell out of Girl #1. She
is a bloody mess. Finger nails are clawed into her skin. She is screaming
out in pain. Sensual Cindy pulls her up and shoves her over against the
ropes. The three ladies then proceed to toss her over the top rope!!!

JT - NO!!! Don't eliminate her that way!! DAMN IT!!!

eliminated #3 - Girl #1

GP - We are down to the 5 girls we know!!! Lets see what goes down...

JT - Hopefully someone....

John - Oh yeah..

Kelli slaps Cindy!!! Sony slaps Kelli!!! Cindy slaps Sonya!!! THIS IS
CRAZY!!! They are now pulling at each others hair... OH MY GOD!! LOOK!!!
OVER IN THE CORNER!!! KATIE AND KRISTI ARE LOCKING LIPS!!! Katie's tounge is
down Kristi's throat!!!

JT - PAY PER VIEW!! PAY PER VIEW!!!

Katie starts rubbing Kristi's breasts. She is slowly removing her bra!!! She
starts sucking on Kristi's nipple. Kristi has her eyes closed and her hands
are on the back of Katie's head. Katie starts running her hand downard....
She reaches Kristi's panties and SHE STICKS HER HAND DOWN THEM!!! She is
still sucking on Kristi's nipple... KRISTI IS NOW MOANING!!! Katie's hand is
moving around down there.... Kristi starts thrusting forward.. AND SHE
SCREAMS OUT!! WAIT!! KATIE RIPS HER PANTIES OFF!!!

eliminated #4 - Kristi

Katie jumps up immediately. She looks down at Kristi, smiles, and licks the
hand that just eliminated her former partner.

JT - .....

GP - She just pulled the oldest trick in the book!!!

John - gotta love the ol' I'm a lesbian, NOT trick.. I think that all
started in 1902.

JT - 8================)

Katie turns around and sees the other three ladies brawling. She just goes
into the opposite corner and watches. Sonya is now being double teamed by
Sensual Cindy and Kelli... WAIT!!! TITAN!!! He shoves both Cindy and Kelli
away.. HE GRABS SONYA... WHAT!! NO!!! He jerks her down and puts her head
down between his legs.. HE PICKS HER UP!!! POWERBOMB!!! POWERBOMB TO
SONYA!!! She is out!! Titan points down to her... Cindy jumps down and makes
the cover.. Titan counts...1...2...3

Eliminated #5 - Sonya

Titan points at Katie. He is making the three remaining ladies stand next to
each other. He is asking for a microphone.

Titan - I think I've given the fans enough.. I don't want Jamie to die...
I'll cut this thing short while you guys at home still have your hand down
your pants... Now.. I said it was a 9 woman challenge.. For all of you that
can count.. All of that aren't from Alabama... you realize that there were
only 8 women out here to begin with.. So.. Lets bring out lucky lady number
9...

("Pussy Cat" begins to play. Meygon makes her way out!!! She is dressed like
a whore. She goes up to the ring. She gives Titan a big hug.)

Titan - Now Meygon... Since my IWO stay is going to be longer than I
expected, I need another whor... I mean.. Manager... You are number one...
Which of these three will be number two??? Your sidekick so to speak?

Meygon - Hmmm....

Titan - You can pick any of them...

Meygon - Well.. Cindy... Is Blonde.. I'm blonde... I don't want another
blonde so.. NO...

Titan - Ok... Whatever you want baby..

(Titan walks over... HE GRABS SENSUAL CINDY BY THE THROAT.. CHOKESLAM!!! She
is out!!! Meygon rolls her out of the ring. )

Meygon - Now these two... Hmmm.. Katie or Kelli... Titan.. Who do you like
best?

Titan - Kelli is cute... Katie has that "I'll Suck Your Dick" look... So...
I dunno... Hard to decide..

Meygon - Kelli... You have nice hair.. a Nice body... But you have one
fault...

(Kelli shrugs her shoulders.)

Meygon - I like Katie better!!!

Titan - So you pick Katie?

Meygon - YEP!!!

(Kelli is shaking. She drops to her knees and starts begging Titan to stop.
WAIT!! FROM BEHIND!! Koko B. Ware!!!)

*ding*

(The girls exit the ring.)

Koko B. Ware is pounding away on Titan's back.. WAIT!!! TITAN TURNS
AROUND!!! HE BLOCKS KOKO'S PUNCHES!!! HE GRABS KOKO BY THE ARM AND SLINGS
HIM INTO THE CORNER!!! Titan charges in with a big avalanche like move...
Koko is out of it!!! TITAN PICKS KOKO UP AND SETS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE!!! HE
GOES UP WITH HIM!!! TITAN X-PRESS!!! TITAN X-PRESS!!! TITAN X-PRESS!!!!

1.....

2.....

3.....

Winner - Mr. Millennium, The Extreme ICON, Titan

GP - He did it!!! He did it!!! Titan won!!! He beat Koko B. Ware!!!

JT - What a match!!!

John - That was just great!!!

(Titan is up celebrating with Meygon and Katie. WAIT!!! "Voodoo" by Godsmack
begins to play...  KOKO B. WARE IS RISING UP FROM THE MAT!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE
BEGINS TO SPEAK!!!)

Koko B. Ware - TITAN.. YOU WILL DIE.. I AM NOW PAPA SHANGO B. WARE!!!!

(He drops back down and the bell sounds.... see => *ding*)

Mr. Millennium, The Extreme ICON, Titan vs. Papa Shango B. Ware

Papa Shango B. Ware pulls out a voodoo doll.. HE STARTS POKING IT!! The
scene cuts to the back.. We see President Jamie on the floor grasping his
nuts in pain.. The scene cuts back to the ring and we see that Papa Shango
B. Ware has stabbed a pin through what appears to be a Jamie doll... He
looks at the doll.. He throws it down.. He pulls out another doll.. HE CANT
FIND HIS TITAN DOLL!!! Titan charges!!! He shoves him in the corner... He
picks him up.. sets him on the top rope!!! TITAN X-PRESS!!! TITAN X-PRESS!!!
TITAN X-PRESS!!!!

1...2....3

Winner - Mr. Millennium, The Extreme ICON,Titan!!!

GP - What a win for Titan!!! Another huge win!!! This is awesome!!!

(Meygon and Katie get in the ring... They are celebrating again with
Titan!!! WAIT!!! "IM AN ASS MAN" begins to play... JUST THEN!!! FROM THE
BACK!!! KING KONG BUNDY COMES WALKING OUT IN A STRING BIKINI!!! He heads to
the ring... He gets in the ring and confronts Titan. Titan is asking for a
microphone.)

Titan - What is this??? 80's flashback!?!??

(Titan nails Bundy with the microphone!!! Bundy goes down!!! His ass is
showing!!! Titan is repulsed!!! WAIT!! KOKO B. WARE IS GETTING UP AGAIN!!
This time he is dressed up like... like.. OH MY GOD!!! WAIT!!!)

John - HAHAHAHHA!!!

JT - HAHAHAHA!!!

(Koko B. Ware is now.. The Mysterious Birdman o¿o!!! Titan starts dying
laughing... The Mysterious Birdman is asking for the microphone.)

The Mysterious Birdman o¿o - THE TIME OF MY ARRIVAL IS NOW!!! I HAVE WAITED
A LONG TIME FOR MY RETURN!!! YEARS AGO I GRACED THE RING... NOW I RETURN...
AND I RETURN WITH FURY!!!

(He pulls a taco from his trunks and starts eating it.)

The Mysterious Birdman o¿o -  Yo Quiero Gordita???

(Titan is on his back laughing... WAIT!!! The Mysterious Birdman o¿o  eats
the gordita!!! BAD GORDITA!!! BAD GORDITA!!! HE THROWS UP ON TITAN!!! TITAN
HAS BAD GORDITA ALL OVER HIM!!! BAD GORDITA!!! BAD GORDITA!!!! King Kong
Bundy is slowly getting up.. WAIT!!! King Kong Bundy is now FLOOPY THE
MYSTERIOUS BIRD!!! OH MY GOD!!! Koko B. Ware and King Kong Bundy are now
LEGENDS!!! They've transformed!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Right before our eyes!!!!
The Mysterious Birdman o¿o and Floopy the Mysterious Bird!!! THE IWO WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME!!!! Titan is now trying to wipe the bad gordita off of
him.. Meygon and Katie are trying to help him up...)

The Mysterious Birdman o¿o  - The day is upon us!!! The waters have risen..
and no one is safe... we are here now... and the world is nothing but ours
to destroy... You know it's sad but true.. and nothing else matters... The
day has come... The day will pass.. your lives will NEVER be the same...
Quote the mexican... Viva La Bird Revolution!!!!!

(The Mysterious Birdman o¿o  and Floopy the Mysterious Bird head to the
back. The crowd doesn't know what to think. Titan is still covered in bad
gordita. But he can't help but laugh. He has tears rolling down his face
from laughing so hard. He is asking for a microphone.)

Titan - You know what... I must say... *laughing*... The IWO is in trouble
now... *laughing*....

(Titan throws down the microphone. He just can't stop laughing. He heads to
the back with Katie and Meygon.)

GP - Well.. Titan is back... And we have the arrival of The Mysterious
Birdman o¿o and his friend Floopy... Things are getting crazy as the IWO
heads into the millennium.. There is no telling what's going to happen...

John - Well guys.. nice being here.. thanks for the chance.. Ill let Johnny
Shallow bring his gay ass back out here now.. See ya.. Peace.. Happy New
Year everyone!!!

(John leaves.. Shallow returns..)

GP - And now we are ready for our next contest!!!

JT~ This match is gonna rock!

GP~ No kidding!  Earlier in the night, each of the champions, G-Dogg,
Capital Punishment, and Chrome Thunder, each lost their respective matches!
Now, we will see who leaves with what belt!

Ring Announcer~ The following matchup is a Triple Threat Titles Match.  The
winner shall receive the IWO North American Title, the Runner-Up receives
the IWO Extreme Title, and the first man eliminated gets a nice consolation
prize, the IWO Pacific Title.  Coming to the ring first...

::"Master and Slave" by Kiss begins to play::

Ring Announcer~ Weighing in at 270 pounds...the only 2-Time IWO Pacific
Champion...KEEEEENNNN WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!

::War runs to the ring, Pacific Title over his shoulder.::

Ring Announcer~ His opponent...

::"Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Macine begins to play::

Ring Announcer~ Weighing in at 269 pounds...the current and 3-Time IWO
Extreme Champion....AL COHOOOOOOLIIIC!!!!!

::Al Coholic comes out to the ring, wobbly as usual, beer in one hand and
Extreme Title in the other.::

GP~ They're not waiting for Exx!  The ring announcer has to get out of the
ring as these two men go at it!  They drop the belts and exchange some hard
lefts and rights!

::"Dyer's Eve" by Metallica begins to play and Exx rushes out.  He tosses
the NA Title to the ref, and walks up behind both men.::

GP~ Nope.  Exx walks away and sits in the corner.  He's just gonna let them
tire themselves out first.

JT~ Good plan.  Poor little Exx wouldn't want to smear his makeup, now would
he?  POOR BABY!

GP~ It's facepaint, not makeup.  And it IS a good plan.  Al Coholic's had
enough, he throws War into the ropes and goes for a Back Body Drop.  War
though, grabs him and DDTs him!

JT~ This is boring.  Where's all the blood?  This is Ken War and Al Coholic
damnit!

::Al and Ken look at JT.  It looks as if a light has come on inside their
head.::

GP~ Look at that!  They both run out of the ring and are taking out weapons!
  War grabs a barbwired bat and Al has a beer bottle!  Al shatters the beer
bottle over War's head!  War doesn't notice!  He swings and nails Al!

Nikki~ This isn't a good idea, they'll both be counted out and Exx'll win!

GP~ They slide into the ring now.

JT~ Are we really this loud?

GP~ I don't know...Exx is getting up now, he stretches, and dropkicks War in
the back!  Exx and Al now beating down on Ken War!

Nikki~ Can you hear that?

GP~ Hear what?

Nikki~ Listen closely.

::Faintly, "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie begins to play.::

GP~ I hear it, barely.

JT~ Rob Zombie is cool.

Nikki~ It's White Zombie, not Rob Zombie.

JT~ Whatever.

GP~ The song is getting louder now, but they wrestle on.  HERE THEY COME!

::Out from the back run Capital Punishment, G-Dogg, and Chrome Thunder.  All
have chairs in hand.::

GP~ THE OLD CHAMPS ARE HERE!

JT~ Ahh, revenge is sweet is it not?

GP~ They slide into the ring, and Exx is smart enough to move!  G-Dogg and
Cappy nail War with the chairs, while Chromey nails Al Coholic across the
head!

Nikki~ It's good to see G-Dogg and Cappy working together again.

JT~ Again?  They never worked together in the first place.

Nikki~ But backstage...

JT~ Cappy kicked his ass!  G-Dogg's lucky he doesn't do it again!

GP~ The ref is trying to seperate them...

JT~ Get 'em, guys!

GP~ Exx grabs the ref!  ETERNAL MARKINGS ON THE REF!  Exx walks over to here
to the announcers table, picks up the NA belt, and leaves!

JT~ That won't be his!  He'll get counted out and end up with the Pacific!

GP~ The ref is unconsious!  He can't count anybody out!  Exx is gone now,
and it's 3 on 2!  Chrome Thunder is whoopin up on Al Coholic while G-Dogg
and Capital Punishment take care of War!

JT~ War is bleeding everywhere!

Nikki~ Come on Al!

GP~ OH!  AL COHOLIC KICKS THE CHAIR BACK INTO CHROMEY'S FACE!  He's up now!
Lefts, rights, MUD SLIDER!  He picks him back up....HAPPY HOUR!  He now
takes the Extreme Title, and Happy Hour onto it too!  He picks up the belt
and walks over to G-Dogg and Cappy, and rears up to slam it into G-Dogg's
head.  He then stops, and instead walks out, dragging Chromey behind him.
They disappear backstage, leaving only the three men.  The ref comes too,
and assumes that the three men inside the ring are the the competitors.  He
looks closer, however, and realizes who it is.  He walks over and Cappy
shoves him away.

::The ref rolls out of the ring and makes a gesture.::

DING DING DING!

JT~ WHAT?!

Ring Announcer~ This match has been declared NO CONTEST!

GP~ Gee, didn't see THAT ONE coming.

Ring Announcer~ All champions will keep the title they held coming in.  Now
if the wrestlers would kindly get out of the ring.

GP~  G-Dogg grabs War now....he's gonna go for the new finisher.  He gets
him up...DOGGINATOR!!  DOGGINATOR!!  Cappy picks him up, Death Penalty!
G-Dogg's not finished though.  Cappy gets the Pacific Title for him,
Dogginator onto the Pacific Title!  He rolls him over and pins him!

::Cappy gets down and counts.::

1..
2..
3!!

JT~ HAHA!  G-Dogg just pinned War!

GP~ It doesn't count, dipshit.

JT~ Then what is he doing?

GP~ THAT'S WARS!  G-Dogg picked up the IWO Pacific Title and put it over his
shoulder.  He takes the mic from the ring announcer.

Dogg~ Thank you for your help, Caps.  Now how about you and me bury the
hatchet and try this again?

Nikki~ He's asking for another handshake!

JT~ That's what got him a Death Penalty earlier!

Dogg~ How 'bout it, Caps?  You, me, together?

GP~ Cappy takes his hand, and pulls him in!  Death Penalty on the way!   NO!
  He embraces him, like Sting and Lex Luger used to do!

JT~ WHYYY!  WHY OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT?!

GP~ It was a comparison.  Cappy takes the mic from him now.

Cappy~ G-Dogg, it'd be my pleasure.

GP~ THEY SHAKE HANDS!  WHAT A TEAM THIS WILL BE!

Dogg~ Capital Punishment.  G-Dogg.  We present to you, THE PRISONERS OF
SOCIETY!

::"More Human Than Human" by White Zombie starts up as they leave to a
shower of boos.::

GP: And here we are ladies and gentlemen we have reached the pinnacle of this most spectacular card....we're sending Ice Age 2 out with a bang tonight folks as we go into the main event for the IWO World Heavyweight title. This is between Dane Wilt and Phelen Kell, two men who have been at eachothers throats the past few months, and it may have reached a crossroads tonight. What do you think JT?

JT: Well even though everyone here tonight has put on one hell of a show I must say that I can't wait to see this one.

Shallow: Who do you thinks gonna win guys?

GP: To be quite honest with you between the two of them I see Phelen Kell coming out on top. He has the spirit, he has the mental preparation...the higher threshold of pain...but most importantly he has the experience edge here. Kell has been around the IWOs style of matches alot longer, and everyone knows noone does a gimmick match like the IWO does.

JT: Most definately true. But I'm gonna have to go against you on one thing there Greg. I think this is Dane Wilts night to shine. He has a slight youth advantage...he is faster...he can outsmart many people in the ring...and its like the award he recieved said...he was the future of the IWO. And I think tonight we'll start to see a glimpse of that. Shallow?

Shallow: Well hell, would ya look at the match? Would you please? Phelen Kell hasn't lost a match in over a hundred years so what the f*ck makes you think "The Legend" is gonna lose now? I'm going with Kell all the way here. And you know that Johnny Shallow is always right.

GP: Alright then ladies and gentlemen lets take you to a quick over view of the feud between these two men that has come to this point...

::The scene fades to black as you hear the song "Roots Bloody Roots" by Sepultura playing. Suddenly words written in white appear on the screen...they read..."From the Ashes of a Contraversial Tag Team a War was begun...". A scene of Phelen Kell and Dane Wilt attacking Ashton Cain to form Hostile Youth:Second Coming is shown, it fades into a slow motion scene of Phelen and Dane walking away with the IWO tag titles in hand. The scene goes black again and we see the words..."A Rivalry Planned...". The music lowers slightly as film of Dane Wilt is shown from just recently. He speaks.

Dane:You think the Billion Dollar Promtion was just borned like that.  (snaps fingers) Kell we've planed this for months...months...months...

The scene fades out as the music continues to play with Danes voice echoing out aswell. The screen blackens again and we see the words..."Battles Waged...". From here footage of Dane Wilt and his Promotion attacking Phelen Kell and Evan Levine is shown. Ashton Cain makes his way out and Cain, Kell and Levine clear the ring. Next footage shows Evan Levine double crossing Phelen to assist Dane in his goals. From there is shown Phelen Kell, Ashton Cain, and Al Coholic attacking the Promotion with the aid of some payed for police. Kell is shown slicing "PK" in Levines chest. It ends with Dane Wilt screaming and jumping up and down at the end of the last Monday Night Meltdown. The scene goes black and we see "Will this be the Final Battle? Only time will tell the story........Phelen Kell......versus......Dane Wilt......for the IWO World Title...Nintey Minute Perfection Match." The song ends as a split screen showing both men at vulnerable spots in time standing, both looking off into the distance as the scene fades out. The crowd is silent after just finishing watching the video on the Tit-ron.::

GP: And lets take this down to the ring...and get things under way here...

* DING.......DING.......DING....DING*

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen....this....is the IWO Ice Age....MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! This match is a Nintey Minute Perfection Match...the rules are as follows...this bout will go on for nintey minutes....and during that time a score of falls won by each man shall be counted...at the end of the nintey minutes...the man with the most falls will be declared the undisputed IWO World Heavyweight Champion! And now....introducing the challenger for this card...he hails from Hollywood California...he stands five feet and eleven inches and weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds....the self proclaimed..."Role Model" of the IWO..."Genetic Perfection"....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!

::"Alright, Oh Yeah" by Local H begins to play as we see a very cocky Dane Wilt walk out from behind the scenes. His entrance is met by immidiate booing as he walks to the ring and enters, just looking around. He goes to his corner and props his arms on the turnbuckle.::

Announcer: And his opponent...hailing from "The Windy City" of Chicago Illinois....standing at six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty-five pounds...he is the current reigning IWO World Heavyweight Champion...and is the first man to ever have held the IWO World Tag Team titles and IWO World Heavyweight title, both three times...he is known by many to be "The Legend" of the IWO...ladies and gentlemen..."The Legend"....PHEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN..by many to be "The Legend" of the IWO...ladies and gentlemen..."

::"Sober" by TOOL begins to play as Phelen Kell walks onto the scene. His face is not painted tonight, he looks down to the ring at Dane Wilt with a look of hate in his eyes. You can see him lip the words "Wanna f*ck with my family? Now f*ck with me." Kell rips off the belt throwing it to the ground and runs into the ring with a slide that is met by a boot from Dane Wilt. Wilt begins stomping on Kell as the bell sounds.::

GP: AND HERE WE GO FOLKS! Dane Wilt immidiately is going ot work on Phelen Kell with boots to his back as Kell, who made a foolish decision to storm into the ring is now trying to get up. Dane helps him up only to twist his arm into an arm breaker which he uses to hold him in position to place a beautiful kick to Phelens face! Kell goes down again. Wilt now slides onto the apron and springs off of the ropes performing a guillotine leg drop to Kells throat!

JT: Eh? Eh? Eh? Didn't I tell you?

Shallow: Oh shut up limp dick.

JT: What did you just call me?

Shallow: Do I have to spell it out to you? L-I-M-P Space D-I-C-K. Limp dick. Understand now?

JT: Oh I'm gonna kick your ass Shallow!

Shallow: Whatever you lanky loser.

JT: TEDDY ROXX HAD A BETTER SHOW! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!?!?!?

Shallow: You don't really mean that...you know its a lie.

JT: Damn..you got me there.

Shallow: Watch the match slap nuts.

JT: Yes sir.

GP: This is all Dane Wilt here in the early going ladies and gentlemen...Wilt is lifting Kell up into a scoop slam now to the crowds disapproval. Wilt stands up to the boos and goes up to a middle turnbuckle looking out at the crowd with a smirk on his face. He is taunting the crowd now. They don't seem to like him to much and he's loving every minute of it! Wait? Whats this?

Shallow: Phelen Kell is up! He isn't lookin so hot, but he's up and he's stumbling over to Dane Wilt! He gets him in position for a Power Bomb! He executes it! BAM! Down goes Wilt into the mat! Both men are down now! The referee is begining the mandatory ten count.

Vietnam Veteran: 1.....2......3......4.....5

JT: Wilt is standing now, so is Kell. Their eyes meet now and they lock up with Kell kneeing Wilt in the stomach. He bounces off the ropes with a knee lift now to Wilts face that sends "The Genetic One" to the ground. Phelen continues now as he kneels down lifting up Wilts head and placing him in a Sleeper hold. Wilt looks to be forcing out of it though. He does, and he reverses it by elbowing Kell in the gut! Wilt goes off the ropes as Kell staggers back from loss of breath. Wilt comes in, Kell ducks and Dane runs over top of him and bounces off the ropes again. Kell is up, leap frog by Phelen Kell, Dane bounces off the ropes again and leaps into the air for a Hurrican-rana. REVERSED! Kell drips Wilt into the match with a "Sky High" Power Bomb! Once more both men are down on the canvas!

Vietnam Veteran: 1.......2.....

GP: Wait. Phelen Kell is laying his arm across Danes chest now. The Vietnam Veteran is begining a count.

Vietnam Veteran:....1....2...KICKOUT!

GP: He kicked out! The match continues on now with Phelen Kell standing up and sending Dane Wilt into a corner. Kell runs in with a splash but misses! Dane moves! Kell hits his head on the steel pole behind the turnbuckle pads! He is cracked open as he falls to the mat! Dane goes for a cover now!

Vietnam Veteran: 1.....2.....KICKOUT!

JT: Another kick out! Dane looks stunned! He runs up to the top rope immidiately and waits for Kell to stand. Phelen stands and is met by a Missle drop kick to the face! Thats gotta hurt!

Shallow: Dane stands and lifts Kell up, he takes him to a corner and throws him to the opposite one. Dane runs in with a backwards flip into a flying backwards elbow to Kells face. Phelen walks out of the corner and falls to the mat. Dane once again leans over the ropes and begins to scream.

::Cut to the ring.::

Dane: THERES YOUR HERO! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE GET THE IDEA HE WAS A LEGEND? FROM YOUR ASSES MAYBE!?!?!

::Continues camera work, commentators return to talking.::

GP: Dane is taunting the crowd again. He turns and lifts Phelen up into what looks like a Pile Drive-no! Kell reverses it into his own Pile Driver! What an amazing show of power there by Phelen Kell! Kell gets up and lifts Wilt up. He pushes him backward into a corner. Kell is slapping him! He's slapping him and screaming at him!

::Cut to ringside voices.::

Phelen: YOU MOTHERF*CKER! *SLAP* YOU WANNA F*CK WITH MY FAMILY LITTLE MAN? HUH? YOU LIKE TO MESS WITH MY FAMILY? *SLAP* WE KEPT YOU WITH US! WE MADE YOU PART OF THE FAMILY! YOU BETRAYED US! *SLAP SLAP* NOT SO BIG NOW ARE YOU MOTHERF*CKER?

GP: Kell continues to degrade Wilt with just cause to!

JT: How do you figure?

Shallow: The sick son of a b*tch used Kells kids dead body against him! Kell should kick his ass for it!

JT: ........why?

Shallow: Nevermind you jackass!

JT: Fine then be that way!

Shallow: I will!

GP: Kell now takes Wilt to the top rope, he bends him down into position for his finisher! The "Steel Rain"! Could we see it here? No! Wilt punches Kell in the stomach and Kell falls to the mat! Wilt now comes off of the ropes with a Shooting Star Press, but Kell moves out of the way and Dane hits the mat HARD! Both men are down yet again now! But before the ref can initiate his count both begin to squirm.

Shallow: Dane and Phelen are both up now. They charge at eachother and OH! A double clothesline sends them both hard to the mat! Ouch! Both men now are lying on the mat once again!

Vietnam Veteran: 1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6....7...

JT: And Kell is first to his feet now. He lifts Dane up just to plant him back down with an Evenflow styled DDT! Danes head bounces off the mat as Kell stands back up. Now its Kell with another DDT to Wilt! He lifts him up...number thr-NO!

GP: Wilt spears down Kell and begins to pound on his face rapidly! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT! Kells wound is bleeding profusely now! This is crazy! Dane picks Kells stumbling self up and throws him to the ropes following him with a clothesline sending both men over the top rope to the mats outside of the ring! Both men are out, laying in a puddle of Kells blood! The Veteran initiates another count!

Vietnam Veteran: 1.....2.....3....4.....5....6....7...8.....9....

GP: Both men scramble and use up all of their energy to reach the ring! They both just barely make it! But once again both are down on the mat! Kell is the first man to stagger to his feet. He grabs Dane and sets him on the top rope. Now Kell...off of the top rope with a belly to back suplex to the mat! Both men bounce loosely! They're both down again! That took alot out of Phelen to get that move off!

JT: They're both down again? Dear god!

GP: These two men are going at it tooth and nail! Kell rolls over on top of Wilt now...

Vietnam Veteran: 1...2......NO!

GP: This is insane! Both men are beaten up. Kell and Wilt are both now struggling to their feet. They see eachother again. Both men are circling eachother now...a lock up once again, Wilt comes off with a nice hip toss. Kell stands and comes at Wilt again but is met by another hip toss. Kell stands up and comes at Wilt again and is met with anoth-NO! Kell reverses the hip toss now into one of his own! He drops down on top of Wilt now into a headlock. He is wrenching on the neck.

::Close up of Wilts face. You can see him grimmacing.::

JT: Wilt isn't giving up! He somehow has wrapped his legs up around Kells head and is pulling on his neck with them! Kell now is releasing the hold as his head is being crushed between Danes legs. Phelen Kell is rolling around trying to get free! He does! But is laying on the mat clutching his throat and gasping for air! Dane is standing up and looking at Kell now. He runs at him and nails him with a soccer style kick to the stomach! Kell is down again! Wilt is walking around now trying to regain his senses.

GP: This is a very good thing to do to, he has the opponent down and this gives him the chance to regain his composure. Problem is it gives Kell the same time. And there is the proof!

Shallow: Dane just went over to pick Kell up and had his legs taken out from under him! Kell rolls Wilt over onto his stomach and is putting him into a form of Surfboard maneuver now. Kell is trying to wear Dane Wilt down slowly but surely. Will it work or not?

JT: I think Dane is Rope-A-Doping him to be quite honest with you. He's letting Kell use up all of his energy so he can kick the sh*t out of him real easy later in the match!

Shallow: Well...if the Sugar Plum Fairy over here wouldn'ta interrupted me, I would have said the exact same damn thing!

JT: Did you just call me the Sugar Plum Fairy?

Shallow: Yeah I did.

JT: B*tch....I'll go Nut Cracker on your ass if your not careful!

Shallow: Oh yeah?

JT: YEAH!

GP: GUYS! GUYS! Enough already. Lets get back to this match! Dane is still locked in the Surf Board by Phelen Kell. Kell doesn't seem to be letting up any time soon but Wilt is not giving in! Kell is running low on steam! Look at him.

JT: WOOHOO! He released the hold!

Shallow: How in the sh*t are these two even still breathing? I don't get it?

JT: Neither do I. these two have been going full force since the begining of this damn match. How are they still going?

Shallow: I don't know man.

GP: I'll tell you how! These are the two finest atheletes I've seen in years! They're giving it one hundred and ten percent here!

JT: Aint that the damn truth!

Shallow: Hell yeah! Whats going on now?

JT: Don't ask me. Ask the President of the Jim Ross Fan Club.

GP: GOD DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME THAT! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR PANCREAS AND FEED IT TO YOUR MOTHER ON A SILVER PLATTER AND MAKE HER LOOK AT NAKED PICTURES OF SHALLOW IF YOU CALL ME ANYTHING TO DO WITH MOTHERf*CKING JIM ROSS ONE MORE TIME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!?

::The broadcast booth is silent.::

JT: Geez man.....cool down......all ya had to do was ask me to stop...someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Shallow: Yeah man. C'mon its the season to be jolly. Don't get all mean and stuff.

GP: What?

Shallow: Your being an insenative asshole.

GP: I'm being an insensative asshole?

Shallow: Yeah. Look at this! You made JT cry! You jerk!

::Greg Parker looks over at JT begining to dribble with tears on his cheaks.::

GP: How in the hell can you say...that I'm being an insensative asshole...when every week since the IWO began...Mr. JT over here...has gotten into fights with every single broadcaster from Scott Webber to Teddy Roxx, to Angel, to Nikki, to any guest announcer we've had. And ya know why he has? BECAUSE HE'S A D*CK HEAD!

JT: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

::JT slams his head on the table.::

Shallow: ASSHOLE!

GP: GRR! Okay..fine...ya kow what...I'm f*ckin' sorry! Are you happy now? I'm SORRY! HOWS THAT HUH?

Shallow: Thats much better.

JT: I'm still mad though.

GP: Whatever just keep commentating.

JT: No problem buddy ol' pal!

GP: Whatever....jus.....whatever.

JT: Anyway....back to the action in the ring now! We've got Mr. Phelen Kell in control as he Irish whips Dane Wilt into the corner! Kell runs in with a knee to Danes abdoman! He doesn't let Dane fall though. Kell now on the middle rope for a TORNADO DDT!

Shallow: Thats gonna leave a mark.

JT: You know it!

GP: Kell immidiately rolls him up.

Vietnam Veteran: 1....2.....KICKOUT!

GP: And we're back to square one. Kell lifts Wilt up again and into a Snap Suplex. He stands up and now...Kell goes off the ropes and comes down into a Senton Bomb to Wilt. He lays on top of him.

Vietnam Veteran: 1...2....NO KICKOUT!

Shallow: And we have another god forsaken kickout! Damn it I wanna go home at eat some left overs.

JT: Hey your in luck I brang some with me.

Shallow: Oh yeah? Can I get some turkey over here man?

JT: Sure why not. Hey Parker, even though you were mean to me, you want some turkey...or...stuffing....anything?

GP: Sure I'll take some turkey actually. Thanks JT.

JT: See...am I such a bad guy?

GP: Yes.

JT: Oh...okay.

GP: Alright..while we feed our faces lets get back to this match still under way. Phelen Kell is now on the opposite end of the stick getting the shiznit kicked out of him by Dane Wilt. Wilt has him on the outside and is ramming Kell into the steel posts! Kells face is so bloody he doesn't even need the face paint he is so known for! It'd all be covered in blood by now anyway! Hell Wilts chest is covered in Kells blood! This is sick sh*t man!

JT: Spoke to soon! Look at this! Kell just slammed Wilts face into the post! Wilt is busted open now to! And Kell is ripping at the wound! Both men are bathed in blood! Both men are tired as hell! look at them!

Shallow: The Vietnam Veteran has reached seven and both men are now crawling into the ring! Oh sick man! Where they were crawling in the apron is soaked in blood! What is this? A Terry Funk and Cactus Jack match from Japan?

GP: HELL NO! This is the IWO where anything and everythin happens...and happens to the utter extremes! Now Wilt and Kell both on their knees and duking it out with lefts and rights as both try to stand up! Both men are now to their feet exchanging lefts and rights. Wilt with a left, Kell staggers back and comes back with a left of his own...Wilt staggers back and hits Kell with a right...

JT: SOMEBODY FALL!

Shallow: AND DOWN GOES KELL!

GP: AND DOWN GOES WILT!

JT: Someone make the hurting stop.

GP: Both men are down again! How do they go on like this? Its just inhuman!

Shallow: Well let me just say if I were either of them I'd be forcing that Kosoy b@stard to give me some extra money whether I win or lose. Cuz these guys are taking a giant ass whipping either way!

GP: The Veteran doesn't know whether he should count or not. He begins the count anyway.

Vietnam Veteran: 1...

GP: Phelen Kell begins to crawl over toward Wilt and makes a pin.

Vietnam Veteran: 1....2....KICKOUT!

GP: ANOTHER KICK OUT!

JT: Wilt is rolling Kell over and attempting a pin now!

Vietnam Veteran: 1...2...KICKOUT AGAIN!

GP: The fans are blowing the roof off of the building here! This is uncanny how much these two can take and continue to take!

JT: If this goes on one of them is gonna die from blood loss! Probably Kell!

Shallow: yeah Kells been bleeding the longest out of the two.

GP: No matter what though both of these men are taking it to eachother as they are both standing now. Dane pokes Kell in the eyes and sends him off the far ropes. Kell comes back in and gets his blood covered face mashed on the mat from an ankle flip. Wilt is going to town now. He lays on an STF now..Kell is rithing in pain.

::Close up now of Kell rithing in pain. The blood is squirting from his dark red face.::

JT: Dane is yankin back on "The Legends" neck pretty harsh there. Kells gonna need himself a chiropractor after this ones over.

Shallow: They're both gonna need numerous different kinds of doctors by the time this ones over man.

JT: Good point.

GP: Boy let me say that the Vietnam Veteran has been doing a fine job officiating here tonight. He hasn't layed a single finger on either man, and he is calling this one right down the middle.

JT: Yes he is. Gotta give him that. And look in the ring now! Kell is powering his way to his feet now! Kell powers out! The two men look at eachother. Dane begins hammering on Phelens shoulders now! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Kell isn't falling though! He's returning with rounds of his own! The fans are going nuts! I can hardly hear myself talk! Kell kicks Wilt in the stomach! STUN GUN (Stone Cold Stunner) TO WILT! KELL FOR A PIN!

Vietnam Veteran: Oh man, not again.....1.....2....and another friggin kick out!

GP: ANOTHER KICK OUT! WHAT HELL! WE ARE ALMOST HALF WAY THROUGH THIS MATCH AND NOONE HAS SCORED A FALL YET!

JT: Its rigged.

Shallow: No actually its not. I was trying to get them to rig the fight so i could make some money and they refused it.

JT: Idiots.

Shallow: Yeah you can say that again.

JT: Idiots.

Shallow: Not literally moron!

JT: Oh.

GP: Phelen Kell has Dane Wilt up again. He swings him hard into the turnbuckles. Wilt comes staggering off...Kell off the ropes with a Bull Dog Headlock! WOW! WHAT A KILLER! Kell is on his back and Dane is lying face down! The Veteran is looking down on them.

Vietnam Veteran: Will one of you crack heads please get up. War might be hell, but being an official for a nintey minute match where the two guys are constantly out on the mat gets OLD! How would you like to have counted to ten atleast thirty six times in one match eh? Wouldn't like it would you? NO! SO STAND UP!

GP: The pep talk worked! Both men are attempting to stand again!

Shallow: Man, that old guy sounded pissed.

JT: Grand Pappy Veteran is always cranky. HAhaHA!

Shallow: Good one!

GP: Kell leaps from his knees with a clothesline to Wilt that sends Wilt down again. Kell now...standing up once more...he he crawling out on to the apron. Pulling himself up he begins to acend to the top rope now! OH! OH! OH! HE COMES OFF WITH A FLYING SPLASH! HE MISSED! HE MISSED! WILT GOES FOR A PIN!

Vietnam Veteran: This is more like it! 1....2....KICKOUT! CLOSE CALL!

GP: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND SEASONS BEATINGS TO KELL AND WILT! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING MATCH I'VE EVER SEEN! AND IT ISN'T EVEN A MALL BRAWL OR A MAYHEM MATCH!

JT: KELL IS STANDING AGAIN! He and Dane are eye to eye now! WAIT! Kell off the ropes, Dane off the ropes! DOUBLE DROP KICK! BOTH WENT FOR THE F*CKIN DROP KICK!

GP: THEY BOTH MISSED!

Shallow: Both men are standing up now! They look at eachother again! KELL OFF THE ROPES! DANE OFF THE ROPES! OH MY GOD!

GP: BOTH MEN THOUGHT THE OTHER WAS COMING AT THEM! IT WAS A DOUBLE MOONSAULT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT NOW! THIS IS AMAZING! JUST F*CKING AMAZING!

JT:GREG!

GP:What I can say f*cking!

Shallow:This has to be one of the greatest matches I've ever seen...are we near the half-way point yet?

GP:The ring announcer will announce half way...but both men are laid out.

Veteran:DAMN IT! GET UP! DON'T MAKE ME START THE STUPID COUNT!

GP:Veteran is getting frustrated with them...but I don't think either of them either no where they are...Phelen Kell and Dane Wilt are just laying in a puddle of their own bloood.  I mean look at the mat we have more blood spots then non-blood spots.

Shallow:The Veteran is now starting the count....1.......2......3.....4.....5.....god I can see why he hates this!

GP:Listen to the chants of Phelen going out around the building.  The crowd is REALLY getting into this one.  Vet's at the 7 count and both are finally starting to move.  9 and Phelen Kell is on one knee leaning up against the ropes.  And Dane Wilt just rolled over on his stomach and is holding his ribs...Wilt being the smaller of the two might have some damage from the collide.

Shallow:You know I must admit I thought Kell would be killing Wilt about now...it might be Wilt's match but I still thought Kell would have him.  Wilt is really showing me something...perhaps I under rated him.

JT:PERHAPS!?! HE IS LIKE THE BEST WRESTLER EVER DUH!

Shallow:Shutup JT you say that about every heel.

JT:Oh yeah.

GP:Well Wilt and Kell are both up on their feet now but neither is really makeing much of a move.  Infact they are both pretty much just trying to catch their breath.  The Veteran is going nuts...he is over their yelling at Kell...

Veteran:Kell what are you doing? Your the face here...give the people what they want...come on man their chanting for ya...remember what he did to your son...GET HIM!

GP:Again the pep talk seems to be working and Kell is going across the ring and grabs Dane...Kell just launched Dane by his head! ouch! Now Wilt rolls over in the corner and Phelen walks over to him....OH! What a hard left hand chop! WOW and again! Wilt is sitting down....Wilt is getting exhausted...just look into his eyes he's not their...this is Kell's time to capitalize.

JT:NOOOO! Phelen just stood Dane up and Kell is going up top Kell goes off the top with a tornado DDT! He just planted Wilt! Kell for a cover NOOOOOO!

GP:1.....

Shallow:2...

JT:Thre...NO! Wilt barely got his shoulder up! The Vet might have been just a tad slow THANK GOD!

Shallow:Kell is hot...he thinks it's a 3 and I'm not too sure it wasn't JT made a good point it might have been just a hair slow.

GP:Well Kell isn't wasteing much time on argueing he has Wilt up again and just whipped him in the ropes...SPINE BUSTER SLAM! WHAT IMPACT! Kell isn't going for the cover!?! What a mistake got knocked out! Kell is UH-OH!

JT:Oh f*ck!

Shallow:YES DO IT KELL! DO IT!

GP:He's signaling for his old finisher Malecious Intent! He's dragging Dane to the middle of the ring...he's locked the Scorpion Deathlock in...now he just has to lean back and grab the head....Dane's concious and he is struggleing like h*ll to get out! I don't know if Kell's gonna be able to grab him or not...Dane's really tossing his head around...he just head butted Kell in the head...Kell sits up and is just sticking with the Scorpion I guess.

Shallow:Yeah but look Kell is really putting presure on it....Dane's back looks about ready to snap...Look at the painful look on Wilt's crimson face.  But, he's not tapping! I gotta give the youngster some credit on that one.

GP:Wilt is trying to crawl to the ropes desperatley....but Kell knows this move like the back of his hand he really hows his weight down hard on Wilt....now Wilt is streching to get to the ropes.....his arms are extended the whole way and he is still feet away from it....WAIT! KELL JUST LEANED BACK AND EASILY GRABBED THE HEAD! THE DEATHLOCK HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE DREADED MALECIOUS INTENT! DANE WILT IS SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY BUT ISN'T TAPPING!

JT:AHAHAHA! WILT NOOOOOOOO! I can't look....ew yes I can BLOOOOOOOD!

Shallow:Dane Wilt is now simply squirming to get to the ropes...Kell is just bending that back like a bowe and arrow...OH MAN Wilt is trying desperatley to get out...He is now about a foot away...The Veteran is right in his face if Wilt even mutters I quit this one is gonna count for Kell....Wilt just won't quit...he keeps moveing closer and closer...OH! He just touched the rope with his finger tips...all he has to do is get a hand around it.

GP:Don't forget we think Wilt has suffered bruised, cracked, or maybe even shattered ribs...and YES! I DON'T BELIEVE IT WILT GOT IT....HE GRABBED THE ROPES! THE VETERAN FORCED THE BREAK.......THE VETERAN JUST TOLD KELL AND KELL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.  THE CROWD IS BOOING UP A STORM THEY CAN'T BELIEVE WILT DID IT!

JT:AHAHAHAAHAH! DANE WILT! YEAH!

Ring Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen we are now an hour into this match!

GP:Well we are now an hour into this match!

Shallow:I guess we missed the halfway announcement...oh well still 30 minutes last and these should be the most intense one.

GP:Kell is dumbfounded on what to do.  In the mean time Wilt is getting up!?! I don't believe it! Kell just walked over to him in is just simply nailing him with forearm shots...I think he is haveing difficulty thinking of what to do next.  Kell just scooped him up for a tombstone....and dropped it...good move go for the cover....wait he's going up top?!?

Shallow:See this is a foolish move...high flying isn't Kell's specialty by any streech of the imagination.  And he raises his arms for the crowd......nice reaction but he's wasteing time! He's got possibly the toughest oppoent he's had in quite sometime laying in the middle of the ring and he is just show boating!

GP:Kell flys off the top for a moonsault but Wilt put's his knees up and Kell just bounces off! Both men are down and out again! Veteran is flipping out again...he is really getting bored with just makeing stupid counts. Dane is getting up alittle quicker though so he's count didn't go very far.  Kell is on his knees and Dane is leaning on the ropes takeing a bit of a break....Kell stands up...WILT SPRING BOARDS OFF THE ROPES....VanDANEinator! Kell just went between the ropes! And Wilt just rolled out too.

Shallow:They are on the outside...they can't win here....

GP:Vet has a microphone....

Veteran:Hey gentlemen I'm getting board....so I've decided that for the remain of this match it will be faught under fall count anywhere rules! So let's go run wild in the crowd, the back, parking lot I don't care I just wanna walk around some your putting me to sleep!

GP:Vet drops the mic and is out on the outside now with Wilt and Kell....Wilt has Kell on the security railing and is letting on him with knife edge chop after knife edge chop! And Kell's chest is even bleeding now.  Wilt just dumped Kell over the railing and it looks like they'll be fighting in the crowd now!

Shallow:Wilt is on the railing....senton off onto Kell! Dane has a chair now....and he just sat Kell's head on it...Wilt goes back over to the railing...Moonsault onto the chair but Kell moved so Dane's down again!

GP:OH MY GOD now both are down in the crowd.  Fans are handing Kell chairs...Kell grabs one and just smacked Dane upside his head with it! Kell is now nailing Dane with left and rights and he is forceing him through the crowd....Kell just threw him over the security rail onto the aisleway.  Kell hops it now too and Kell grabs Dane and just flattened him out with a craddle pile driver in the aisle! Kell goes for a cover....1.....2...NO!

JT:AHAHAHAAH! THIS IS GREAT! LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD!

Shallow:Kell has Wilt up and nails him and Wilt is stumbleing up to the entrance way! Kell grabs Dane's head and just smashed his head into the base of the Tit-tron.  Wilt goes down yet again...Kell is now climbing the scaffolding up to the scree part of the Tit-tron....and he drops off for an elbow drop but Dane moves!

JT:That wasn't a huge fall only about 15 feet...but even so it's still a long way to fall this late in the match.  Wilt is up and has Kell up and they are now fighting off to the side over near alot of the electronic equipment.  Dane just cleared a table and trys to put Kell on it but Kell nails Wilt with a low blow!  Kell grabs Wilt and scoops him up for a POWER BOMB...NO WILT TWISTS OUT GOES FOR A DDT....NO KELL FOR THE NORTHEREN LIGHT SUPLEX....NO WILT IS KICKING AGAIN FORCES KELL BACK WITH A POWER DDT THROUGH THE TABLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GP:Both are out and Kell's arm is on Wilt's chest......first fall maybe....1........2....... NO! Wilt kicks out! Both went through the table and neither is really moveing all that much.  Veteran isn't saying anything this time...both men went through that table pretty damn hard.

JT:Vet's not counting whitch is good to see...just let these two kill eachother.  Their is just blood everywhere! How either of these men are alive let alone wrestling is amazeing.  And the only real injurys I've noticed were Wilt's ribs...that's the only part that he's really seemed to be hurting from.

Shallow:Well Wilt is beging to get up.  Infact he is up....and now has Kell up....he just took Kell and smashed Kell head first into the Tit-tron.  Wilt scoops Kell up and nails him with a Snow Plow! Now Wilt is climbing the scaffolding and is up where Kell was...OH! 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP BUT KELL PUT A FOOT UP! NAILING WILT'S RIBS!

GP:Kell is actually up now and has Wilt....Oh sick Wilt just coughed up blood he's got internal injurys! Kell rolles Wilt in the ring.  The Vet is still following being an excellent ref thus far.  Kell picks up Wilt and whips him into the ropes.....Kell nails Wilt with a back breaker! Kell goes for the cover....1......2.....NO! WILT IS STILL FIGHTING!

JT:OH NO! HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT!?!

GP:Not much but more then 5 minutes because the 5 minute warning didn't go off yet.

JT:AHAHAHA! COME ON WILT! LET'S GO!!!!

GP:Kell picks Wilt up and has him in a bear hug!?!

JT:Kell's tired sure....but I don't see why he puts a rest hold on in this late stage of the match...it's time to suck it up!

GP:No this isn't a bad idea actually...Kell knows Dane's ribs are hurt and that Dane's gotta be in pain from internal bleeding so he's squeezeing the guts out of him!

Shallow:Wilt is now about out....the vet is checking....theirs one.......theirs two....and three..NO! NO! WILT IS STILL IN THIS!  Kell let's go and grabs Dane's arm pulls him in and turns him inside out with a monsterous clothesline! Kell picks Wilt up and is going for a DVD maybe no Wilt squirms out....FACE LIFT! FACE LIFT! FACE LIFT! FACE LIFT! Kell goes Down...Face Lift right to the back of the head!

GP:Now Wilt and Kell are both down and out!

Ring Announcer:5 minutes remaining...5 minutes.

GP:The Vet is counting and he is really heated....

Veteran:Come on guys! Fight! Don't do overtime I don't wanna see that....kill eachother!

GP:Both men are squirming...Wilt has the first rope and is starting to pull himself up....Kell has the 2nd and pulls himself up....both men are on their knees....now on their feet leaning on the ropes.....Dane is coming at Kell....goes for a stomach kick Kell grabs it.....looks like a Fishermans Suplex....NO! What a hard hitting fishermans DDT! Kell didn't bridge it though! He could have had it!

JT:Uh oh!

Shallow:Kell just called for Steel Rain! Kell picks up Wilt and whips him into the turnbuckle.  Look at this crowd they are on their feet cheering! Kell just sat Wilt up on top....now Kell is climbing...he's gonna nail it Steel Rain (top rope power bomb).  Kell has his waist.....oh! Dane just low blowed Kell and Kell fell off the top and rolled to about the middle of the ring....

GP:OH NO! KELL IS GRABBING HIMSELF AND STRUGGLING TO GET TO HIS FEET.....WILT IS NOW STANDING UP TOP...KELL'S STILL BENT DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING....WILT OFF THE TOP BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! BOX OFFICE SMASH (SHOOTING STAR PRESS INTO A DDT)! KELL'S BODY JUST FELL LIMP! DANE IS OUT TOO!!!! DANE JUST LAID HIS HAND ON KELL'S CHEST.....THE COVER.....1......2......3! DANE GET'S A FALL! DANE GET'S A FALL!

JT:AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE STILL HAVE ABOUT 1 MINUTE LEFT AND WILT JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING.....KELL....IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!

GP:KELL IS LAYING KNOCKED OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING....WILT IS RESTING ON THE SECURITY RAIL.  KELL ISN'T MOVEING YET....THE VET IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO GET UP.....THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS.....THEY WANNA SEE KELL GET THE FALL TO TIE DANE UP!

SHALLOW:DANE IS JUST STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE WITH HIS HANDS RAISED HIGH IN THE AIR....KELL IS GETTING UP! KELLS ON ONE KNEE! KELL'S PULLING HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES......HE IS FINALLY ON TWO FEET....KELL IS STUMBLEING TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE...KELL BASEBALL SLIDES WILT INTO THE GUARD RAIL! KELL NOW IS FRANTICALLY PUNCHING DANE.....KELL KNOWS HE NEEDS A BIG MOVE HERE....KELL JUST CHOPPED DANE RIGHT IN HIS HEAD AND NOW SCOOPS HIM UP IN A TORTURE RACK.....OH! REVERSE DVD! NOW KELL JUMPS UP ON THE APRON AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP....FLYING SENTON OFF ONTO WILT! WILT'S DONE NOW! VET SLIDES OUT OF THE RING FOR THE COVER.......1......2.....

::SUDDENLY THE BELL RINGS::

GP:3! KELL GOT HIM...WE HAVE OVERTIME!

SHALLOW:WAIT NO! THE VETERAN IS SIGNALING NO!!!!! THE BELL RANG BEFORE THE 3 COUNT! OH MY GOD! KELL CAME SO CLOSE!

GP:KELL ALMOST BEAT HIS ARCH ENEMEY DANE WILT! WHAT A MATCH!!! I DON'T BELIEVE DANE WON!

JT:AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WILT WINS WILT WINS!

Ring announcer:Your final score....0-1 in favor of....and NEWWWWWW IWO WORLD CHAMPION....THE SUPER HEEL....GENETIC PERFECTION DANE WILT!

GP:THE VETERAN JUST HANDED DANE WILT THE BELT AND DANE JUST FELL DOWN....HE'S OUT!

JT:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A MATCH!

SHALLOW:The medics are coming out and looking at both Wilt and Kell.

GP:I still can't beleive it new world champ!

(Suddenly, all the lights in the arena go off as Dane and the Promotion are celebrating in the ring. "Dyers Eve" by Metallica begins to play as Exx and... PROJECT DUECE RUN OUT!!)

GP - EXX IS THE MAN BEHIND DUECE!

JT - NO HE ISIN'T!

Angel - Yeah, he can't be!!

(Exx runs in, grabs Dane- KICK TO THE GUT, ETERNAL MARKINGS! DUECE HAS CLEARED THE REST OF THE RING! KELL TO HIS FEET! ETERNAL MARKINGS ON KELL! EXX GRABS A MIC!)

Exx - Now... THE NEW ERA OF THE IWO HAS BEGUN! Project Duece.. myself, Sefirosu and Deus will dominate!

JT - What's this..? Sefirosu and Deus to different corners? THEY CHARGE! HOLY SHIT!! FALLEN ANGEL (Total Elimination) ON EXX!! THEY DOUBLE CROSSED EXX!

(The crowd is going absolutely insane as Sefirosu grabs a microphone)

Sefirosu - I give you... THE *MEN* BEHIND THE PROJECT!

GP - WHAT!??! MEN!?!??!

("Nobody Loves Me" by Limp Bizkit begins to play!!!)

GP - NO!! I KNOW THAT MUSIC! IT CAN'T BE!!!!

(BILLY LARSON!! BILLY LARSON AND WHO IS THAT!?!? IT'S TITAN!!! THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!)

JT - JIZZ! JIZZ!!

(LARSON AND TITAN RUN INTO THE RING!! LARSON APPLIES THE ARMAGEDDON ON DANE WILT!! TITAN HAS KELL ON THE TOP ROPE! TITAN X-PRESS!! IT'S TOTAL CARNAGE!)

GP - THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL!! LARSON AND TITAN ARE BEHIND PROJECT DUECE!!

(Larson takes the mic!!)

Larson - Conspiracy Theory!!!! It's gonna be yours truly, Titan, Project Duece, and a mystery man v. Phelen Kell, Exx, Capital Punishment, Dane Wilt.. and.. ?¿?!!!

GP - WHAT!?!?!?!? WHAT!?!??!?!?!?

JT - WHO IS THE MYSTERY MAN!!

Angel - LARSON AND TITAN WERE MANIPULATING THIS ENTIRE SITUATION!!! THEY'VE OUTSMARTED EVERYONE!

GP - WE GOTTA GO FANS!! SEE YOU FOR MNM!!!

(fade to black)

The End.
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