(the scene opens to Phelen Kell. He is getting out of his special custom Corvette with the Hostile Youth logo painted all over it. He walks into the building carrying his gear, whistling "Come Fly With Me" by Frank Sinatra.....all of the sudden, a masked man that looks vaguely familiar comes out with a box filled with stuff. He pulls a sledge hammer out of the box and proceeds to beat the $#% out of Phelen's car, denting it everywhere. He then pulls out a blowtorch and starts to melt the car down. After about a minute of roasting the hood of the Hostile Youth-mobile, the guy pulls out a key and proceeds to key the car, scratching it up everywhere. He then pulls out a can of silly string and sprays that all over the car....and once that's done, he takes out some plastic wrap and covers the car in that. The masked man takes a look at his handywork, then walks over to a black car and speeds off.......)
("Are You Ready?" by Creed plays as the camera pans, dollys, and all sorts of other various camera things around the crowd. They scream and shout and yell and do all the normal things that they do at every other IWO event, cause it's the IWO, and they want to. Suddenly, the song cuts off. Everybody stops screaming cause they're wondering what the hell is going on. Suddenly, another Creed song comes on...."Ode" starts to play, and Titan walks out. Half the crowd starts to boo, the other half starts to cheer.....Titan walks out to the entrance ramp, smiling and enjoying the moment. He has a mic....)
Titan- WELCOME EVERYBODY TO MY SHOW!!!
GP- His show?! But Jamie is in charge...
Titan- YES I KNOW YOU ALL THINK JAMIE IS IN CHARGE!! But I have decreed that I should be President of the IWO. After all, Jamie is a pansy. Therefore, Hostile Takeover shall now be referred to as TITAN TAKEOVER!! And on Monday, be sure to check out MONDAY NIGHT TITAN..........
GP- GOOD LORD!! HERE COMES PHELEN KELL!! HE JUST NAILED TITAN WITH A SHOVEL!!!
Phelen- You -bleep-ing -bleep-!! You -bleep-ing -bleep-ed my -bleep-ing car up!!
JT- What a way to start off Hostile Takeover, eh?
Nikki- Titan is starting to get up and is begging Phelen off...Phelen is enjoying this....LOW BLOW!!! TITAN JUST SUCKERED PHELEN RIGHT IN ON THAT!!!
Titan- I have no -bleep-ing idea what you're talking about!! I don't even know what kind of -bleep-ing car you drive you stupid -bleep-! It sure as hell wasn't me! Just for that....I'll think of something. Just you wait and watch. Come Meltdown....something BAD will happen to you!
JT- Titan is losing his touch. That's the best he can do?
GP- I guess that shot to the shovel struck a nerve in Titan's brain.....
Nikki- Oh well!! We'll be back after this!!
GP- Welcome back to Hostile Takeover!! If you're just joining us, you missed one helluva confrontation....somebody decided to pull every prank in the book and then some on Phelen Kell's car, and when Kell confronted Titan on it, Kell got whooped a bit!!
JT- This just isn't the World Champ's month. Defending the title every show.....yesh.
Nikki- Ok, we're starting to sound like the competetion now....reviewing all the things that just happened!! Let's get to the friggen ring already!! This first match should be good....CyberCyclone v. Dan "The GOOD Boy" Hopkins.
GP: Dan Hopkins!
JT: I think Dan has his work cut out for him!
GP: Well both men are already in the ring and there goes the bell!
JT: Hopkins and CyberCyclone immediately lock up. CyberCyclone puts
Nikki: CyberCyclone reverses it and now has Hopkins in an arm bar! Hopkins
GP: CyberCyclone gets right back up but is hit with a textbook standing
JT: CyberCyclone slides back into the ring but is met with a boot to
GP: Hopkins scoops up CyberCyclone and slams him to the mat! Again he
JT: SLINGSHOT SUPLEX FROM THE NEWCOMER! Excellent move there by the rookie!
Nikki: This rookie has CyberCyclone in trouble! This could be quite
GP: Hopkins goes for an early pin! 1...2...NO! CyberCyclone kicks out
JT: Now there's a way to even a match in a hurry! It might not be a
Nikki: Hopkins is down and looks to be seriously injured! CyberCyclone
GP: CyberCyclone climbs to the top turnbuckle! GUILLOTINE LEGDROP! What
JT: CyberCyclone tells the ref he had better count faster next time!
Nikki: CyberCyclone grabs Hopkins by the hair and drags him to his feet!
GP: CyberCyclone with a kick to the head that sends Hopkins to the outside!
JT: Hopkins is challenging CyberCyclone to join him on the outside!
GP: Hopkins gains the advantage and whips CyberCyclone into the security
Nikki: Hopkins now pounding away on CyberCyclone! Hopkins lifts CyberCyclone
JT: This Hopkins guy is really impressing me tonight! He really knows
GP: Hopkins again scoops up CyberCyclone and throws him over the security
Nikki: The ref has seemed to have lost control of this match!
JT: Hopkins leaps over the railing and begins to pummel CyberCyclone
GP: CyberCyclone is getting manhandled tonight! This Hopkins character
Nikki: The ref is starting to count both men out now! This match will
JT: Well Hopkins just noticed the ref counting and he heads back in
GP: PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE! CyberCyclone is out cold! Hopkins
JT: CyberCyclone must have a concussion after those two bumps!
Nikki: Hopkins rolls CyberCyclone into the ring! He covers him for the
GP: Hopkins can not believe it! Hopkins climbs to the top turnbuckle!
JT: CyberCyclone avoided defeat right there! Hopkins is hurt and is
GP: Both men to their feet now! CyberCyclone kicks Hopkins in the gut!
Nikki: CyberCyclone slowly goes for another pin attempt! 1....2...NO!
JT: What a debut here for Hopkins! This kid has shown a lot tonight!
GP: CyberCyclone drags Hopkins to his feet! ATOMIC DROP! FOLLOWED BY
JT: What is CyberCyclone thinking? He has this match won but he's making
Nikki: CyberCyclone puts his foot on top of Hopkins's chest! What a
GP: CyberCyclone is in the ref's face! Again he believes the ref counted
JT: Don't look now but here comes Hopkins!
GP: Hopkins grabs CyberCyclone from behind and rolls him up into a small
Nikki: NO! NO! The ref is signaling that CyberCyclone kicked out in
JT: CyberCyclone is up! Hopkins is up! Both men starring at each other!
GP: The two lock up collar and elbow! Both men trying to gain an advantage
JT: CyberCyclone whips Hopkins into the far turnbuckle and follows it
Nikki: Hopkins climbs to the top turnbuckle! What is he going to do?
GP: MISSILE DROPKICK! That connected right to CyberCyclone's head! What
JT: Hopkins goes for the pin. He hooks the leg! The count! 1.....2.....3!
GP: Dan Hopkins is your winner! What a debut for the kid! Did you see
Nikki: What a start for this newcomer! His future sure looks bright!
GP: Stay tuned folks! We have to break for commercial but we'll be right
JT: Hold on! CyberCyclone is attacking Hopkins! CyberCyclone is obviously
GP: CyberCyclone has taken the ref out! Man he is going ballistic! Hopkins
JT: Hopkin's may have won the match but the war is just beginning between
GP: Hey that's my line!
GP: Welcome back folks! This next match is scheduled for one fall. It
Leonard: Thanks Greg! Ladies and gentlemen this next match is for the
("Ambitionz Az A Ryda" by 2Pac begins to play as Ruff Ryda begins his
GP: Well folks here's Ruff Ryda but where's Tyler Johnson?
(Ruff Ryda climbs into the ring. Then Tyler Johnson appears on the ramp.)
GP: Well for some reason or another the Primetime Soldiers are making
(Tyler Johnson gets in the ring and the two men barely acknowledge each
JT: These two had better resolve their differences or else they will
(Just then the arena lights dim and "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica
Leonard: And their opponents, the reigning IC Tag Team Champions, at
(The Assassin and Capital Punishment slowly make their way down to ring
GP: Well this should be a good match if the Primetime Soldiers function
JT: The bell has rung and here we go. Capital Punishment is going to
Nikki: Capital Punishment whips Ruff Ryda into the ropes and connects
GP: The Assassin grabs Ruff Ryda as Capital Punishment begins to hammer
JT: Cappy tags in the Assassin! The Assassin applies a sleeper to Ruff
GP: You know I have not seen anyone win a match with a sleeper in a
Nikki: The Assassin goes for the cover. 1....2....NO! Ruff Ryda kicks
JT: Too late! Capital Punishment has already gotten to Ruff Ryda! Capital
GP: Capital Punishment drops a series of elbows on Ryda! Ryda is in
Nikki: Cappy throws Ruff Ryda to the outside. Ruff Ryda lands next to
JT: Spider is one hell of a manger if you ask me! He always seems to
GP: Cappy goes to the outside and rolls Ruff Ryda back into the ring
JT: Ruff Ryda is reaching for the ropes but can't make it! Cappy is
Nikki: The ref is asking Ruff Ryda if he wants to quit! Ruff Ryda is
GP: Ruff Ryda finally grabs the ropes and the ref breaks the hold! Cappy
JT: I think the Crypt are out to make a point. Some have been saying
GP: Tyler Johnson doesn't seem to think he is the legal man but the
Nikki: This is total domination by the Crypt! The Assassin follows it
JT: The Assassin now charges across the ring and nails an unsuspecting
Nikki: What domination! On one side of the ring we have Capital Punishment
GP: Hold on folks! It seems we have a mystery guest.
(The camera switches to a shot of the ramp where a very large man dressed
JT: Who the hell is that? That's one big dude! He must be over 7 feet tall!
Nikki: None of the four men seem to notice him either!
(camera cuts to GP with a hand over his ear trying to listen to his
GP: Folks I am being told that this man has just broke in to the arena.
JT: What the hell is he doing here tonight? The Assassin has a new partner
GP: I think we are about to find out! Here he comes! Death has begun
JT: Here comes the head of IWO security! Death simply back hands him
Nikki: Hold on! Spider has finally noticed Death! He runs over and confronts
GP: OH NO! Death grabs Spider. DOUBLE ARM DDT! Spider might be dead!
JT: Is there no stopping this man?
Nikki: Capital Punishment is battling Tyler Johnson on the far side
JT: Is Death here to help out the Assassin?
GP: Who knows, but I think we are about to find out! Death is now behind
JT: Death grabs the Assassin by the back of the head and lifts him off
GP: Death now grabs Ruff Ryda and presses him up! He tosses Ruff Ryda
Nikki: It looks like this Death guy is kidnapping the Black Assassin
GP: Cappy rolls Tyler back into the ring. Cappy climbs in and notices
Nikki: Capital Punishment looks confused. Just a minute ago the Assassin
JT: Capital begins to look for the Assassin on the outside. He checks
GP: Well Capital better focus on this match. Both Tyler Johnson and
Nikki: Cappy climbs back into the ring. He is met by a double team from
JT: Capital Punishment kicks Tyler Johnson out of the ring and lifts
GP: Capital Punishment gets out of the ring and locks up with Tyler
Nikki: Ruff Ryda has Cappy in a piledriver position! Tyler Johnson climbs
GP: Both men begin to kick Cappy in the gut! Capital Punishment
JT: Tyler Johnson sets Cappy up on the top turnbuckle. SUPER-PLEX!
GP: You have to give Capital Punishment credit there! He gave it his
Nikki: You have to wonder what would have happened if Death never showed
GP: Folks we have to cut to commercial but if we get info on the Black
GP- Our next match features two of the new members of the IWO.
JT- AW man, you mean I have to sit through a match with two no names??
Nikki- You don't have to sit, I could knock you down to the floor if
JT- I'll stick with sitting thank you very much!!!
GP- Lets go to the ring,
Announcer- Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is a debut match in
Announcer- Coming down to the ring, a newcomer to the IWO, here is
(Lone Wolf comes out and down to the ring)
Announcer- And his opponent, making his way to the ring, he is
(Sabbath comes running out and to the ring)
Nikki- I can't wait for this one to get started!!
JT- I can!!
GP- Shut up!
GP- I have heard good things about these two men
JT- I heard some pretty bad stuff about Nikki
GP- The bell sounds and the two men lock up,
Nikki- Both men are looking really good
JT- At least SOME ONE is!!
GP- JT, do you ever think that if you would be quiet, you wouldn't
JT- Me??? Think???
GP- I rest my case
GP- Sabbath and Wolf lock up, Wolf whips Sabbath to the ropes and nails
Nikki- I think Sabbath is going to win this one
JT- Shows what you know, come on Lone Wolf!!!!
Nikki- You wanna bet??
JT- You're on!!!
Nikki- We didn't say how much yet!!
JT- Fine ten bucks
GP- The two lock up again and Sabbath nails a drop kick.
GP- NO, Lone Wolf quickly kicks out
JT- See that, no effect at all
Nikki- Shut up
GP- Sabbath grabs Wolf and goes for a powerbomb, but Lone Wolf reverses
Nikki- Don't do that to me Sabbath!!
GP- Lone Wolf grabs Sabbath and nails a bodyslam
JT- GO Lone Wolf
GP- Wolf is going up top, Sabbath is up, Wolf goes for a flying cross
JT- Shut up bitch!!
GP- HA HA You forgot who you were talking to!!!
JT- Shut up
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf and nails a shoulderbreaker!!
JT- GET UP LONE WOLF!!!
JT- COME ON!!
Nikki- You are a lucky man!!!
JT- I know, your husband is the unlucky one!!!!
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf and whips him to the outside
JT- The fun begins!!
GP- Sabbath whips Lone Wolf to the guard rail but Wolf reverses and
JT- OOOOO YEEEEAAHHHH
GP- Lone Wolf grabs Sabbath and stands him up against the post, OH MY
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf and rolls him back in, he grabs his hand
JT- Come on ref, get in there!!
Nikki- That is the first time youi have tried to stop violence!!
JT- It will be the only time so remember it!
GP- Sabbath lets go but then stomps on the injured hand.
Nikki- Thats my man!!!
JT- What?? You're a man, I knew that!!
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf, he goes for a powerbomb but Lone Wolf reverses
Nikki- Come on!!!
GP- Sabbath kicked out at the last second!!!
Nikki- WOOOOOO that was close!!
JT- He can't last much longer
GP- Both men are up, Wolf sends Sabbath to the ropes, but goes for a
JT- YES, come Wolf, take advantage!!
Nikki- Come on Sabbath!!
GP- Lone Wolf grabs Sabbath, Tiger Driver '91!!! OH MY GOD!!! Lone Wolf
JT- Nikki, why don't you just give me the money now??
Nikki- Hey JT, how will Lone Wolf cover if he already knocked out the ref??
JT-................... DAMNIT!!! Come on ref, get up!!
GP- Lone Wolf is attempting to wake up the ref, WAIT, Sabbath is moving,
Nikki- 1, 2, 3, come on ref it should be over!!
JT- Good ref stay down!!
GP- Sabbath grabs Lone Wolf, piledriver!!! Wolf is down and Sabbath
Nikki-What is he doing??
GP- He grabs Lone Wolf, OH MY GOD!!!! Inverted Juvi Driver!!!! WHAT
Nikki- DAMNIT REF, move it!!!
GP- The ref crawls over,
GP- NO NO NO, Lone Wolf kicked out at the last possible second!!!!
Nikki- No way!! That was a three count!! Come on!!
JT- Nice try!!
GP- Sabbath is livid!!!! He is screaming at the ref, Lone Wolf is up,
GP- ITS OVER!!!! SABBATH COUNTERED THE JUVI DRIVER WITH A ROLLUP!!!
Nikki- YES!!!!!!!!! PAY UP JT!!!
JT- No way, we never shook on it!!!
Nikki- Shake on this!!!
(JT falls to the floor and Nikki grabs ten bucks out of his pocket)
Announcer- Your winner via pinfall, SAAAAAAABBBBBBBAAATTTTHHHHH!!!!
GP- What a match!!
Nikki- A very profitable one!!
JT- Shut up!
GP: Hello once again ladies, and gentlemen! Welcome back to Hostile Takeover! It's been a wild night so far, and next, it can only get wilder. Fugite, and Killa, going one on one...the Title is not, on the line.
JT: Well this is going to be non extreme match-up, I wonder how these two will adapt to this....fighting enviorment.
Nikki: Very well said JT, im impressed...
JT: Are you really?
Nikki: No..sorry. Hehehe....
[Music plays as Killa walks to the ring]
Announcer: Coming to the ring at thisssss time....he IS.....KILLLLLAAAA!!!
GP: Wait a' minute! Here comes Fugite! Fugite runs into the ring, and is whaling away on Killa! Lefts, and rights! Lefts, and rights! Whips Killa into the ropes, huge elbow to the jaw! Killa falls to the mat hard! Fugite hits the ropes, bounces back, CROSS body block! Fugite Fugite rolls off, onto the outside.
JT: I'm telling you, Fugite is ready for this match-up. He grabs Killa, and slides him out of the ring. Nails him with a huge shot to the face! Another shot to the face! One more shot! Grabs him by the back of the head, face first into the steel steps! My god!
Nikki: Fugite the reigning Extreme Champion wants to put away Killa! Fugite having no pitty what so ever! Fugite grabs Killa, and sends him into the guard rail! Killa hits hard, and falls to his knees. Fugite with a huge kick to the ribs! Killa flips over to his back. Fugite hops onto the apron, and calls to the fans. Jumping..leg drop! Onto the throat of Killa!
GP: I tell you Fugite is not wasting no time on Killa.
JT: Now Fugite throws Killa over the guard rail, and grabs a chair. He throws it over the ropes into the ring. Then climbs over the guard rail into the crowd. Brawling it out with Killa. Nailing Killa to the damn ground! Fugite grabs hold of Killa by the hair, LOW BLOW by Killa! Killa with another Low blow! Fugite jumping up and down trying to get rid of the pain.
Nikki: Killa with a desperation clothesline! Now both Fugite, and Killa are out on the concrete floor now.
GP: Well Killa loosing most of his energey needed to hit that clothesline to catch some breath, but at the same time Fugite recooperating.
JT: Well Fugite up to his feet now, and stumbles over to a fan, the fan gets up, and Fugite picks up the chair high above his head. Killa on his knees, looks up, damnit, CHAIR SHOT! [Smack!] To the skull of Killa! Killa tumbles to the ground like a ton of bricks! Fugite Fugite picks him up, and sends him head first into the guard railing!
Nikki: My god! Killa's neck just snapped i think! He is laid out cold. Fugite picks him up, without any mercey, throws him over the guard railing, as he hops over it. He picks of Killa by the hair, and tosses him into the ring. Now Fugite going to the top, attempts a double ax handle! SHOT TO THE GUT BY KILLA! Fugite flips over! Killa picks up the chair! Fugite charges, and killa ducks the clothesline ramming the chair into Fugite's gut! Lifts it above his head, [Smack!] To the back of Fugite! Fugite falls belly down!
GP: Now Fugite gets up weekley, and falls into the ropes. Comes back slowly...CHAIR SHOT! Falls into the ropes, comes back...CHAIR SHOT! ANOTHER! NAILS Fugite OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
JT: Fugite in some trouble now!
GP: Yes indeed! But Fugite will not quit. He's reaching under the ring, and has some form of an object. Killa reaching over the ropes grabbing Fugite by the hair. Fugite rises up, and NAILS KILLA IN THE HEAD WITH AN OBJECT! MY GOODNESS! AN OBJECT OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE A BRICK! KILLA WENT FLYING BACK, AND IS OUT COLD! THE REF OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
Nikki: HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?!
GP: Whatta' damn shot! Killa is not moving, the ref did not see what has just transpired. Fugite now getting into the ring, and scoops up Killa. Big boot to the gut, and lifts him up above his head! Looks like a.....powerbomb, AND YES IT IS RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! MY GOD! KILLA IS OUT! Fugite now slowly covers Killa, no hook of the leg never the less a pin attempt..1.....2...No! Quick kick out at the last second by Killa!
Nikki: Fugite suprised.
JT: How thee hell did he kick out?!
GP: Beats me! But Fugite picks up Killa one more time, and sends him into the ropes, BIG BOOT! Killa rolls over, and over until he falls out of the ring right down in front of us. Fugite slides out fastly, and picks him up, hard shot!
JT: [Standing up]
GP: What the hell are you doing?!
JT: Get em' Fugite! Hit em hard!
Nikki: Hard shot from Fugite sends Killa onto our announce table.
GP: Oh god, JT, if Fugite puts Killa through this table, it's you'r ass!
Nikki: Well Fugite now grabs the ring bell, and Killa with his back to us, staring at Fugite, wanting him to hit him!
Killa: Hit me bitch!
Fugite: Ask, and you shall recieve.
GP: DAMNIT WHATTA SHOT!
Nikki: Killa flies over our table! Watch out!
[There is a brief silence]
GP: Well Killa is knocked out right in front of us. Fugite has busted open Killa badly. Fugite now picks him up, and sends him onto our table. JT....he better not.
JT: Please! DON'T DO IT Fugite! PLEASE!
Nikki: Haha, too late! PILEDRIVER....THROUGH THE TABLE MY GOD!
[Gp jumps on JT, and starts brawling with him]
Nikki: GP HAS SNAPPED MY FRIENDS! OH GOD! OH GOD! Hahahaha...this is so funny! Well Fugite picks up killa, and sends him into the ring. Now going after him. Fugite has this match in the bag. WAIT! KILLA WITH A BOOT, DOUBLE ARMED DDT! MY GOD! Fugite GETS UP! KILLA HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HAND, FROM HIS TIGHTS, NAILS Fugite! THROWS IT OUTTA' THE RING! COVER! 1......2....
JT: 3!!!!! IT'S OVER! KILLA WINS! I BEAT GP! HAHAHAHA!
GP: Come here bitch!
Nikki: Oh my god this is nuts! GP is killing JT! KILLA HAS DEFEATED Fugite! WE'LL BE BACK!
GP: Here we go, for a HUGE match tonight.
Nikki: These two teams really hate each other, and I know they want to destroy the other team.
JT: And it's all for the tag gold. You know, I wonder why they hate each other so much?
GP: Well, they are very similar. Both teams are from California and have an arrogance to them. The Bruisers have just seemed to have proven themselves already, and you KNOW, the Prep Kids want to move up to that next level.
JT: Hell, if they win the tag titles tonight, they will BE the next level.
Nikki: Let's go to the ring!
("Anthem for the Year 2000" by Silverchair plays as Jordan Howit and Randal McCloud, the Prep Kids, walk to the ring with a chorus of boos. A "BHB" chant starts up as the Prep Kids get into the ring. Someone tosses them a mic.)
Howit: I hate to break it to all of you, but there isn't going to be any match!
(The crowd boos.)
McCloud: You see, the Bruisers are nothing but cowards, and didn't even come.
Howit: I hope Caren's here though, because I know she'll want some more of Jordan Howit!
(Boos and "BHB" chants get louder.)
McCloud: So, we're just going to ask Jamie to come out here and give us the.....
("Pretty Fly For a White Guy" by Offspring starts as the fans give huge pop. Mike and Brian, the Beverly Hills Bruisers, run to the ring followed by Caren. The Bruisers slide into the ring.)
GP: Here we go!
Nikki: The Bruisers are delivering rights and lefts to the Prep Kids. I think they may pay for what they just said.
JT: I wouldn't worry. I saw Caren talking to Jordan Howit before the show started, and she said, "Thanks for last night."
Nikki: She did not!
JT: You would know! You were probably there!
GP: Why does he even try?
Nikki: In the ring now, the Bruisers have thrown the Prep Kids out of the ring, and they stand in the ring alone.
JT: The Prep Kids are just regrouping! This is all part of their plan.
GP: The ref is saying one man for each team, so Michael is out and Brian is in. McCloud jumps in the ring.
JT: Both men tie up. McCloud puts Brian in a side head lock. Brian lifts him up and slam!
Nikki: Brian tags in Mike and he goes to work on McCloud. He lifts him up and gives him a side walk slam. The cover!
JT: Close one there. I thought we were going to have new tag champs.
Nikki: Don't hold your breathe.
GP: Mike bounces into the ropes. Howit lifts his feat up and nails Mike in the back! He's down!
Nikki: That's not fair!
JT: That's called good team work. The kind of team work a championship tag team needs.
GP: McCloud tags in Howit and Howit goes straight after Mike. Howit lifts him up. Close line!
JT: Mike is down and Howit goes to the top. Moonsault onto Mike! This could be all!
1....2.....3NO! NO! NO!
GP: Barely kicked! It doesn't get much closer than that!
Nikki: Howit goes to the top again! 9021elb0! (Top rope elbow) Howit makes the cover!
1...2...Brian with the save!
JT: Unfair! They should be disqualified!
Nikki: The Prep Kids wouldn't get the titles then.
GP: McCloud is in and close lines Brian over the top. It's Mike in the ring against both Prep Kids! This could be bad!
JT: Wait! Howit calls Caren into the ring! She gets in and starts yelling at him.
GP: Howit tells her something. She slaps him!
Nikki: You go girl!
JT: This may not be good. The Prep Kids have her surrounded. Howit is leaning foward with his mouth open. McCloud is holding her! She can't get away! Get you some Jordan!
GP: BRIAN! BRIAN JUMPS INTO THE RING AND NAILS McCLOUD! MIKE THROWS HIM OUT! CAREN SLIDES OUT!
JT: This can't be good!
Nikki: Brian punches Jordan in the face! You don't mess with someone's wife!
GP: Brian lifts Howit up! Beverly Hills Breaker! (Jackhammer)
JT: This is bad!
Nikki: Mike to the top! Black Tuesday! (Shooting Star Press)
GP: Brian lifts him up in a suplex and holds them there! Mike goes to the top!
JT: STOP THIS!
Nikki: Mike jumps! Sun Set in Beverly Hills! (Suplex/Sun Set Flip)
GP: Brian with the cover!
GP: BRUISERS WIN! BRUISERS WIN!
GP: The Bruisers are STILL the Tag Champs of the World!
Nikki: Wait! Brian lifts Howit up! Caren gets in the ring. LOW BLOW TO HOWIT!
GP: What a match!
(The scene opens to Raging One rummaging around in a locker room. He puts some stuff in a bag and walks out and closes the door. The door reads "Phelen Kell")
GP: And welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown, but what was The Raging One doing? He has a match.... like... now!
JT: A Ice Skating Match!
Nikki: This will be intresting.
GP: Well, let's go live via sattalite to the ice rink!
(Open to an ice rink. Chrome Thunder is there skating around. The door opens and TRO runs/skates out)
GP: And here we go, Chrome Thunder charging at TRO and TRO charging at Chrome Thunder, and they both miss each other by a mile. Chrome Thunder can't put on the brakes and goes flying into the wall. TRO picks him up body slam, but TRO fell too!
JT: The ice is just too much for them.
Nikki: I just noticed something..... what is on TRO's face?
JT: Face paint?
GP: Like Phelen Kell's! That's what he stole from Kell! TRO gets up as Chrome Thunder does. Chrome Thunder starts punching away at TRO. TRO is staggering. Chrome Thunder with a big push sends TRO straight down on his but.
Nikki: That's the disadvantage of fighting on skates!
JT: Chrome Thunder skates toward TRO and slides into him with his skate blades up and hits him square on the shins! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT! TRO now on the floor clutching his leg. Chrome Thunder picks him up, STUNNER! TRO is out! Chrome Thunder with a cover, one.... two.... kickout by TRO!
Nikki: TRO's leg must be killing him. TRO gets up, blocks a Chrome Thunder punch, DVD! What a move, that ice is unforgiving too! Chrome Thunder's neck could be seriously injured there. TRO standing over Chrome Thunder, stomp right into the stomach of Chrome Thunder! Chrome Thunder's stomach could be opened!
JT: Well we got some blood! Look at TRO's leg.
Nikki: EW!!!! That's just nasty!
GP: TRO picks Chrome Thunder up, a punch is blocked by Chrome Thunder. Chrome Thunder takes TRO and slams him into the wall. He tries to throw him out of the rink for the win but TRO elbows his way out of it. TRO with a arm drag! He goes on the floor with Chrome Thunder, ARM BAR! He has an armbar on but he's digging in those sharp edges of the skates into Chrome Thunder's shoulder!
JT: He's going to rip Chrome Thunder's arm off!
Nikki: Chrome Thunder is screaming out in pain but he won't give up! TRO releases the hold. He picks Chrome Thunder up, and sends him into the wall. TRO charges at Chrome Thunder who's on the wall, turns around and smashes right into him!
JT: Chrome Thunder is hurt. TRO picks him up and starts whaling on him with right hands. Chrome Thunder ducks out of the way of one, low blow! Chrome Thunder with a DDT! The ice is covered with blood every here and there!
GP: Chrome Thunder and TRO both putting on great fights. TRO is down. Chrome Thunder with the cover, one.... two.... kickout! TRO is slowly getting up, Chrome Thunder picks him up and delivers a russian leg sweep! Chrome Thunder with another cover, one.... two.... thr, no kickout!
JT: Blah Bla Bla, that's all you do!
Nikki: Well you act like you're 21!
GP: Did that have hidden meaning?
JT: Yes, yes it did.
Nikki: TRO getting back up, sidesteps a Chrome Thunder charge, Superkick???!!!??? OH MY GOD, TRO JUST SUPERKICKED Chrome Thunder RIGHT IN THE CHIN WITH THOSE SKATES AND MAY HAVE PULLED HIS GROIN IN THE PROCESS!!
GP: TRO could be out of it.... no! He pulls himself back up. He covers Chrome Thunder, one... two... no! Chrome Thunder kicked out! TRO can't believe it. He picks Chrome Thunder up, powerslam! Another cover, one... two... kickout!
JT: BOth men are bleeding in various places from skate hits, this is great!
Nikki: That's just sick!
GP: Chrome Thunder gets up, and is speared by TRO! A SPEAR ON THE ICE! TRO is on top of Chrome Thunder pounding away. Wait Chrome Thunder reverses into a leg bar! TRO trying not to give in, but he taps! He taps! TRO Taps, what a win by Chrome Thunder!
GP: WELCOME BACK FOLKS! YOU MADE IT JUST IN TIME FOR THE
Nikki: And yet again Phelen Kell will be defending his
JT: Of course! Could it go any other way? He has to defend
Nikki: WHO KNOWS! All I know is that hunk of a man Joey is
JT: Gag me...
GP: Thatís right, Kell has to once again defend his title
JT: Heís already a star.
Nikki: Iíve always wondered why he gets shot at every title
GP: Who knows...
Nikki: Whatever the reason, he is getting this shot
[Someone hands the announcer a microphone. A sweet...
Announcer: Now introducing... the challenger.... JAX
[ďLiving Dead GirlĒ by Rob Zombie plays as Jax Stone makes
Announcer: AND NOW INTRODUCING!!! YOUR IWO WORLD
[The crowd erupts as ďSoberĒ by Tool begins to play. Phelen
GP: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!
Nikki: IíM SO EXCITED! AND I JUST CANíT HIDE IT!
GP: Phelen and Jax lock up in the middle of the ring.
JT: You call that a nice reversal? I call this a nice
JT: See.. itís a reversal of WAR....
Nikki: Your stupid JT...
JT: Thank you...
GP: Now Jax releases the hold, and both men are back to
JT: Wow... Sue kinda grimaced at the impact on that one.
GP: Jax picks up Phelen again... KELL WITH A LOW BLOW!
Nikki: Always a good counter...
GP: Kell now with a running bulldog! He buried Stoneís face
JT: I think I saw Sue grimace a little again.
GP: And Jax is going for the pin... 1....2... AND KELL
JT: Oh... he kicked out forcefully! Heís so good!
Nikki: Shut up JT, your such a jerk.
JT: Whatís your problem tonight Nikki? Your acting real
Nikki: Hey, I donít need any of your lip!
GP: Phelen and Jax are both back up, and Phelen is nailing
JT: He doesnít look so hot in there.
Nikki: Well neither do you.
JT: HEY! Would you please stop that?
JT: Just doing what you just did!
Nikki: What did I do?
JT: Nothing, nothing.
Nikki: HEY! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM, BRING IT TO ME!!!
JT: No problem... no problem. Except your acting weird.
Nikki: IíM NOT ACTING WEIRD! YOUR ACTING WEIRD!
JT: IíM ACTING WEIRD?!? YOUR ACTING MUCH, MUCH, MUCH
GP: Meanwhile... Phelen has Jax back up, and is delivering
JT: This match would actually be cool if Nikki werenít
Nikki: I am not acting weird.
JT: Yes you are...
Nikki: NO IíM NOT! I AM NOT ACTING WEIRD! YOU ARE ACTING
JT: Is she lashing out or something?
JT: OWWWWWWW!!! Wow, that really smarts. That was one of
JT: OWWWWWWW!!! AGAIN!!!
GP: Phelen has Jax by his legs... OH NO! MALICIOUS
JT: This is it... itís all over.
GP: Wait... Jax wonít let Phelen turn him. Heís using all
Nikki: This is an amazing show of strength from Jax Stone!
JT: WHAT POWER!!!
GP: Phelen is... giving up? Wait... heís picking Jax back
Nikki: This is amazing... heís still not giving up!
GP: How much longer can he endure this pain? Heís moving
GP: Stone is obviously hurt... but he is up anyways. Stone
JT: Iím glad Iím not Phelen Kell!
[Harlequin runs by with a rubber chicken.]
JT: IíM GLAD IíM NOT PHELEN KELL!
GP: But there are dozens of others who would like to.
JT: But look at the price you have to pay!
GP: A small price to be.... the world champion.
JT: Hmmm... oh well. Iím hungry... letís get out of here. I
(The scene fades out with a cameraman handing JT a hot pocket.)