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Dolby Jenkins
Yours in Utero | Back to Roleplay Main

Dolby Jenkins
Yours in Utero


Written: 1/12/04
Dear Whoever,

My sinuses hurt. Well, more than usual. The temple of my forehead is my stuffed up then Tom Ford's colon, what, with that triumvirate of brown nosers happily hibernated among his fecal matter.

I love and hate that beautiful bastard for letting the IWO fall into the shitter...again. I'm off to greener pastures it seems, bringing my brand of worthless shock value to audiences around the world. Whatever I'm doing, I think this is called happiness.

Until our paths cross...

I need more Flonase.

Yours in Utero,
Dolby Jenkins




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