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[The scene opens with a heart beating sound as IWO banner fades in as words
fly all around it. Pride, Honor pass the screen as the banner fades out. As
it fades in the words Phelen Kell and Zombie fly around the screen to another
heart beat. Then as a O fly's across the screen we see the words Hate and
Love fly around and fade in. With the last heart beat the O fly's in with the
names Mysterious One and Titan following it. Finally the IWO comes ablaze as
the IWO symbol fly's past it as it fades out.]

[The scene fades back in with the IWO banner. "Welcome to the Jungle" by
Guns
N Roses starts to play as the IWO banner starts to melt into the MNM
banner....then as the beat hits, the MNM banner blows up and we see scene
from May Mayhem.]

GP: FANS WELCOME TO MAY MAYHEM!!!

[Pyro goes off as we see an over head view of mayhem. The scene then fades
into scenes of Evan Levine addressing the crowed, 40 + men all going at it on
a scaffold...and Joey Malone locking up. The scene then fades into the last
moments of the Mayhem match.]

Nikki:Potright is slowly getting up, his face contorted into bloodshed, much
like Flyer wears his crimson mask. Flyer gets to his feet, and he's
attempting to nail Hypothermia... but POTRIGHT NAILS WAR WITHIN A
BREATH!
FLYER'S HEAD IS DOWN! DEAR GOD! FLYER IS DOWN, AND DOWN AND
OUT!

Shallow:Potright is slowly climbing up to the raised scaffold, and now puts
his arms out in a crucified position... DEAR GOD! CHRIST AIR!

(Suddenly, snappin chains and sounds of that nature are heard, however, the
arena noise is so loud, that they are nearly inaudible.)

Shallow:HE HIT CHRIST AIR ON FLYER! ON THE SCAFFOLDING!!!

(All of a sudden, the side with Flyer and Potright collapes, opens up like an
old west salon door.)

GP:DEAR GOD! FLYER AND POTRIGHT BOTH FELL! THE IMPACT OF
CHRIST AIR BROKE THE
SCAFFOLD!

(JT awakens.)

JT:WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR BEACH PARTY!

(JT Falls back down, knocked out again.)

Shallow:... I ... I don't know! Potright and Flyer beat each other to hell,
and they both, technically, should recieve their shot at Beach Party!

[The scene cuts to shots of Flyer and Potright outcold on the ground as it
fades into shots of Malone beating Daze.]

GP: MY GOD! MY GOD! THERE WAS SOMETHING EXPLOSIVE IN THAT
CORNER! IT MIGHT
HAVE BEEN A LEFTOVER C4 PALLET! DAZE IS KNOCKED BACK, AND HE
TURNS TOWARD
MALONE! MALONE KICKS DAZE IN THE GUT AGAIN! THE DOUBLE
UNDERHOOK! YES! MALONE
HAS HIM UP! EVEREST CATACLYSM! AGAIN, THE EVEREST CATACLYSM!
MALONE FUCKING
DRILLS HIM WITH IT AGAIN! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AGAIN, BUT MALONE
IS CRAWLING TO
GET TO COVER DAZE!

Nikki: Fission just took himself and Senate over the top rope and into the
moat!

GP: Wait! MALONE HAS AN ARM OVER DAZE! GUNNAR SMITH SEES THE
COVER IN THE
CONFUSION! HE MOVES OVER INTO THE PINFALL!! ONE...

(One...)

JT: WHAT?! NO!!

GP: TWO!!!

(Two...)

Nikki: THREE!!!!

(THREE!)

*ding, ding, ding!*

GP: OH MY GOD! IT'S OVER! IT'S FUCKING OVER! WE HAVE A NEW IWO
WORLD CHAMPION!

[The scene dies out to a live shot of the LA Staple center we see a sold out
crowed of 40,000 fans waiting for the bigest match in IWO History. Pyro
shoots off as the camera cuts to GP, JT, and Shallow all sitting in suits
waiting to announce this great day.]

GP: Fans...Welcome to the greatest MNM in the histroy of the IWO....the MNM

that was see the first ever Table, Ladder, Chair, Cage, Inferno, Scaffold
match! The TLCCIS Match!

JT: My god...I cant wait for this match....the two favorits to win it...are
the tag team champs AWS Man and DPS Man....and the team of Crow and
Levine!

Shallow: It will be a match for the ages....right up there with Mall Brawl,
and Mayhem.

GP: This isnt the only match on the card tonight fans...we have the IWO #1
contendership on the line when Cyanide will take on Shawn Arrows...who will
take on High Flyer! In what will be a great match!

JT: Yea....but nothing like the mainevent!

Shallow: No where near it.

GP: There are also rumors that a big name in the IWO is comming back
tonight.....that should be intresting.

JT: And then there is all the other matchs...can we just skip it all and go
right to the mainevent?

GP: No No....but what we can do is go to a PPV Promo and come back with
our
first match...................

[ “Fuck All” by Kid Rock starts blaring over the pa speakers as the
words (-
CROW -) come onto the IWO Tron Screen, followed by fire blazing over the
text. Then we see the cameras speeding through a large hotel parking lot,
through the city of Los Angeles, California. ]

[ Through the arena, the lights are dimmed as stroll lights from above start
flickering on and off. From green to red to yellow to blue to many other
different colors. The fans erupt In a mixed reaction. ]

GP: And what a way to start off Monday Night Meltdown, tonight.

JT: Yay. Sabastian Crow Is coming to the ring.

GP: This, you have to be pretty excited for, JT.

JT: I am. I am.

[ Evan Levine, dressed In a black suade suit and tie, walks out from the
curtains as Sabastian Crow, dressed In black KIK pants, white plain shirt,
and leather jacket, follows. The audience erupts In a pretty decent *pop* for
Crow. Crow opens up his arms and greets the audience. ]

Meghan: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing to the ring at this time, EVAN
LEVINE AND SABASTIAN CROW !!!!!!!!!

JT: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOH ! And Evan Levine, too !!!

Shallow: Ugh.

JT: =)

GP: I wonder why the audience Is In a pop for these two ?

JT: Uh, duh, Greg ? This Is Crow's homestate you know. A place where real

talent can actually be appreciated.

GP: Ugh.

JT: =)

[ Crow climbs over the top rope as Evan makes his way up the steps. Meghan
hands Crow the microphone as Crow circles around the ring. The audience pops

louder. ]

GP: Even though, this Is too strange.

[ The music fades as Crow smiles and places the microphone to his mouth. ]

Sabastian Crow: ...Los Angeles, California...

[ The audience erupts louder. ]

Shallow: Oh, great. He pulled a Mick Foley. That's interesting.

Sabastian Crow: ...Daddy Is Home...

[ The audience erupts higher this time. Crow throws out his arms to the side,
narrows his head, and smiles evilly. ]

GP: Show-off.

Shallow: Crow, daddy's home ? I don't get It.

GP: He's referring to himself, as In saying, Sabastian Crow Is the father of
Los Angeles, California.

Shallow: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOH ! I getcha.

GP: Good.

[ Evan takes the microphone from Crow and does his little speech. ]

Audience: EVAN ! EVAN ! EVAN ! EVAN ! EVAN ! EVAN ! EVAN ! EVAN !
EVAN !

GP: The audience Is actually chanting for Evan Levine. The Real IWO Heel.

JT: Heh. Told ya. You hang with Crow, he's cool.

[ GP & Shallow look over at JT. ]

JT: What !? He Is !!!

Evan: People are cheering me? How different...well you know, this is just
good proof that the fans know who the better IWO President is......Isnt that
right John! Tonight, the IWO's come to you the strongest it can
be......because the war starts to tonight! Tonight MNM will go head to head
with the IWO's Black card System Failure ....and you want to know...IT WILL
FAIL!! Because I am Evan....GOD DAMN LEVINE! And I made a promise on
Mayhem
and that's that I will control Black by Ice Age!

[Fans Pop]

Evan: DAMN SHUT UP.....DID I ONCE ASK YOU TO CHEER ME......Hell I
don't even
know why I am here....I am a Philly fan.....witch reminds me...who's going to
win the NBA Finales?

[The fans scream LAKERS!!!]

Evan: No you dumb blond fools...THE SIXERS! Iverson is going to beat the hell
out of Shaq.....or Koby....just as IM going to win tonight.......the SIXERS
are going to win the NBA finales.

[Fan start to boo]

Evan: Boo all you want but the fact is the LAKERS are going down....just like
everyone tonight is...and if they don't, I will make there lives a living
hell!

[Fans boo]

Evan: you don't cross the boss! Also, even if you do cross the boss they will
get bunred.


[ Evan hands the microphone back to Crow as Crow brings out a piece of paper,

which tends to look like a list of something. ]

Shallow: What Is that ? Crow's grocery list ?

GP: Joey Malone did this last week. Could Crow be mocking Joey ?

JT: I doubt It. Crow's already done that. Plus, Joey Malone Is no interest to
Crow, right now.

GP: Good point.

[ Crow holds the list to his side, takes the microphone and begins walking
around the ring. ]

Sabastian Crow: In Los Angeles, California, the women are hott, and the pussy
Is free. That's one major factor I love about this place. For this, this Is
where I grew up. Though, this Is not only the home of myself, Sabastian Crow,
but It Is also the home of the rich.

JT: Whoa ! Really ?

Sabastian Crow: Why the Hell do you think I'm hanging out with Evan
Levine ?
You see, we're rich. This means, we're cool. We grew up with a silver
spoon
In our mouth. And we grew up shoving a boot up Granny's ass, later on,
running her over with a four wheeler. No. I'm sorry, but Grandma did not
actually get hit by a reindeer.

[ Sabastian Crow thinks twice on that one... ]

Sabastian Crow: Though, she might of got gangbanged by a few reindeers
before
we pumbelized her. But, that's about It.

[ The audience erupts In another huge pop. ]

JT: HAHAHA !!!

GP: Sick.

Shallow: Hehe... just chill out ! Let's let the man speak.

JT: =)

Sabastian Crow: You see Los Angeles, you and I and Evan, we're all alike.
We
grew up living rich. We grew up kickin' trash to the doorstep. And we are
all, God !!!

GP: Psst... you just think you are, Crow !!!

JT: Shut up, Greg !!!

GP: No ! This Is pathetic.

JT: Shut the Hell up, Greg !!!

GP: ...Whatever...

Sabastian Crow: California owns all. Los Angeles owns all. We own places like
Chicago, Illinois - the place where I attended a Limp Bizkit concert, time
ago. Detroit, Michigan - the messed up state that involves too many Negro rap
asses.

GP: WHOA ! Are we even supposed to say that ?

JT: Whoa ?

GP: No. What Crow just said... Negro.

JT: I guess. It's his show too, ya know.

GP: Sheesh.

Sabastian Crow: Louisville, Kentucky - Kentucky being one of the most well
known states around, and yes, those sick idiotic hicks live there.
OoOoOoOoOoOH... I shiver to think about them. Fucking hillbillies. Even to
mention such other state names like Arkansas, Tennessee... grrr, Georgia !!!
All those disgusting hickville states. Brothers of One.

[ The audience boos to the sounds of these states. ]

GP: Too harsh.

JT: This Is great.

Sabastian Crow: Not only does Los Angeles have all the publicity, we as well
own many different countries & such, too...

Shallow: Oh God...

[ Crow opens up the piece of paper and begins reading It off. ]

Sabastian Crow: Canada, Japan, China, Africa, Finland, France, Britain, Hong
Kong, Iceland, India, Ireland, Italy, Jamaica, Korea, Mexico, Norway, Spain,
Turkey, Austria... HELL !...

[ Crow throws down the piece of paper. ]

Sabastian Crow: FUCK GEORGE BUSH !, WE OWN WASHINGTON DC TOO
!!!!

[ Los Angeles erupts In yet, another huge pop. ]

Sabastian Crow: Although, like the rich... hehe, we hate the poor. And mostly
all of you people...

[ Sabastian Crow takes his arm and points at the entire audience. Circling
around... ]

Sabastian Crow: Are poor, white trash that needs to exit my arena !!!

[ Audience Heat. ]

Sabastian Crow: Rahahahaha !!!

GP: I knew this was too good to be true.

JT: Pop - Heat, who cares, Crow Is still a good entertainer.

Shallow: He gots a point though. Los Angeles does kick a lot of other states.
If we wanted World War III, It should be Los Angeles, California -vs-
Washington DC. Then, we'll see which states owns all.

Sabastian Crow: Poor white & black ass trash. Get some reasonable clothes.
Brush your teeth a little. And then, you may re-enter my arena. Sorry people,
but this isn't Monster Truck Madness. This Is the IWO. This Is my show !
Evan
and I, we own this corporation !!! I own every single one of you jerkoffs
that enter In this arena, thinking you're going to get a free show. NUH UH
!!! Idiotic pricks. You enter my territory wanting an autograph, then you're
going to be toaled down.

[ The audience erupts In more heat. ]

Sabastian Crow: Just like what's going to happen tonight, with The Insane
Clowns... The Deadly Sins... Sam Fuckwrong and Syphon Bitchin... The Other
Dudleys - The Beverly Hills Bruisers... and of course, that worthless spot of
talent space, The Suicide Kings. Tonight, we are going to destroy them In
this very ring ! And when It's all over... you'll hear the sounds from
Meghan, announcing to all you idiots...

[ Crow looks back at Meghan who Is standing at the side of the ring. ]

Sabastian Crow: Come here, Sweetheart...

Meghan: Why ?

Sabastian Crow: Just, come here...

[ Meghan enters the ring and approaches Crow. Crow whispers something In
Meghan's ear... she looks up at him confused, Crow smiles... ]

Sabastian Crow: Just do It...

GP: What did he tell her to do ?

JT: Probably to suck him and Evan off. Get a Orgy Gangbang started In the
middle of the ring.

Shallow: HA ! Meghan would be just right for that... nice body figure.

JT: =)

GP: You guys are sick.

[ Meghan takes the microphone from Crow, sighs, and announces what Crow
told
her to do... ]

Meghan: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, WE'RE INTRODUCING THE #1
CONTENDERS
FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES... SABASTIAN CROW AND EVAN LEVINE !!!!!!!!!


[ Crow throws back his head and laughs. He grabs the microphone from
Meghan. ]

Sabastian Crow: Thanks, babe.

[ Meghan exits the ring as Crow continues his talk... ]

Sabastian Crow: Tonight, Los Angeles will be destroyed. Because, I, Sabastian

Crow, am God. And I can make your asses famous, and I can destroy you. So,
tonight, not only will Los Angeles be destroyed, but tonight, those other
idiots In this match-up will be extinct as well. Thank you !!!

[ Crow throws the microphone down to the mat and raises his arms to the
audience. This time, he's getting a mixed reaction. Some people still love
him. Some people though, they hate his guts. “Fuck All” by Kid Rock
starts
blaring over the PA speakers again as Crow climbs over the ropes and starts
walking up the rampway. Evan follows by stepping through the ropes... we take
cameras to the Commentators Table. ]

GP: Sabastian Crow said, he's going to make 5 teams famous tonight.
*But*, he
also said the winners of this match-up will turn out to be himself... and the
IWO President, Evan Levine.

JT: Tonight Is going to heat up. Tonight Is going to kick ass.

Shallow: Let's go to commercials.

**Commercial Break**

GP: Well, it's time for our first matchup! Here's an interesting one - a beer
bottle on a pole match! In order to win, you have to get to the beer bottle
and smash it over an opponent's head. Let's get to Meygon for the
introductions.

Meygon: The following match is a Beer Bottle on a Pole match. Introducing
the
competetors - first, please welcome Bob Job!

[Bob's music hits and he steps out onto the stage. He raises his arms and
jumps up and down. The crowd jeers and boos. Bob strolls to the ring.]

Meygon: Comming to the ring next, please welcome Erik Blake!

[Erik's music hits and he rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring. He
immediatley starts off with some right hooks on Bob Job.]

GP: This match is underway, but there are still two more competetors to be
announced!

JT: Looks like they don't care! Here comes Alexander Korvis!

Shallow: Billy Ray's still back there. He's supposed to be the favorite here.
This is a beer bottle match, after all.

[Erik Blake holds Bob Job with a chicken wing. Alexander Korvis goes off
the
top rope with a dropkick. Erik starts stomping on Bob. Alexander catches
Erik
in the back of the head with a running forearm smash. Alexander lifts Erik
and hits a powerful spinebuster bomb. Bob Job stands up, and Alexander
hits a
koppo kick on him. With Erik and Bob down, Alexander goes to the
turnbuckle.]

GP: Alexander Korvis's trying to end this early... and where the hell is
Billy Ray?

[Alexander jumps up onto the turnbuckle, but Erik Blake stands up and
charges
him. Alexander takes him back down with a split-legged moonsault. Bob Job
gets up and goes to the ropes. He hits a slingshot body splash on both of
them. He goes to the turnbuckle.]

GP: Now Bob Job's going for the bottle...wait! There's Billy Ray!

[Billy Ray runs in through the crowd and climbs up the turnbuckle. He picks
up Bob and drops him off the turnbuckle with a pump handle suplex.]

JT: Billy Ray through the crowd! This's gotta be over!

[Billy Ray reaches for the beer, but Alexander Korvis sweeps his legs and
he
tumbles headfirst onto the padding below.]

Shallow: Billy Ray seems to be out of it.

[Erik Blake comes from behind and Tiger suplexes Alexander onto Bob Job.
Erik
bounces off the ropes and hits a running senton splash onto Alexander
Korvis.
Bob Job rolls out from underneath them. He stumbles to the turnbuckle
unnoticed while Korvis and Erik Blake start brawling.]

GP: Bob Job's at the turnbuckle again - my God! Here comes Billy Ray with
a
belly-to-back superplex!

Shallow: Billy Ray off the top with a springboard body splash on all three!
He's clearing the ring!

[Erik Blake goes over the top with a strong clothesline.]

JT: Erik Blake almost hit our table! They take repairs on these things out of

my salary!

[Bob Job superkicks, but Billy catches his leg and hits a perfect enzuigiri.]

JT: Enzuiguiri! Enzuiguiri!

[Billy Ray takes Alexander Korvis to his knees with a shuffle headbutt. He
picks Alexander up in a military press, takes a few steps, and drops him. His

neck catches the top rope and he flips over.]

GP: Billy Ray just cleaned house! He's going for the beer bottle!

Shallow: He's got it!

GP: but this match isn't over till he smashes it on someone's head!

[Billy clutches the bottle nervously. He bites his lower lip and starts
shivering.]

GP: Billy Ray's showing some incredible self-restraint... he just can't do
it! He drops the bottle!

[Alexander Korvis slides into the ring and scrambles for the bottle. Billy
Ray stomps on his skull. Bob Job grabs Alexander's ankles and drags him
out
of the ring. Erik Blake slides in and high back drops Billy Ray out of the
ring. He goes to the top rope and hits a springboard somersault leg drop. He

starts brawling up the ramp with Billy Ray, while Bob Job knocks Alexander

Korvic over the crowd barrier. Bob grabs a soda out of a spectator's hands
and smashes Alexander in the face with it. Bob lifts Alexander in a scoop
slam and brings him down hard on the barrier. Alexander's face contorts as
he
clutches his chest and squirms in agony.]

JT: That's gotta leave a freaking mark!

[Meanwhile, Erik and Billy have made their way to the stage. Billy Ray tries
to suplex Erik, but he escapes and hits a snap powerbomb onto the steel
grating. Billy gets up, and charges at Erik, but he drops to the ground at
the last second and delivers a monkey flip, sending Billy Ray crashing
through the curtain backstage. Erik gets to his feet and follows Billy Ray
down the backstage hallway. Erik whips Billy into the wall, and superkicks
his throat.]

GP: This match has erupted backstage! Meanwhile, Bob Job and Alexander
Korvic
are duking it out in the crowd!

[Bob ducks down and headbutts Alexander in the gut. He hits a super DDT.
Alexander rolls away, in incredible pain. Bob climbs up onto the safety
barrier, and hits a corkscrew moonsault. Alexander rolls out of the way,
and
Bob crashes into the concrete. Alexander hops over the barrier, clutching
his
side, and crawls into the ring.]

JT: Alexander Korvic is going for the beer bottle!

[Backstage. Erik Blake tosses Billy Ray into a door. The door swings open,
and Billy tumbles into a locker room, occupied by a few IWO guys. Erik
grabs
the chair Ben Archer was sitting in, and swings it at Billy Ray's head. Billy
ducks, and the chair goes crashing into the wall. The noise wakes Jack
Breaker, who had been sleeping on a couch in the corner. He throws a
pillow
at the two, and rolls over.]

GP: All hell's broken loose in the back!

[Erik and Billy leave the locker room. Erik sidewalk slams Billy Ray through
another door. A few officials scatter as Erik drives Billy Ray through the
caterer's table with a huge fisherman buster.]

JT: Dammit, I was looking forward to the cold cut platter.

[Back in the ring, Alexander Korvic has pulled himself up onto the apron. He

climbs in between the second and third ropes, and collapses in the ring. Bob

Job is climbing over the crowd barrier.]

[Backstage again, Erik Blake and Alexander Korvic are brawling in the
parking
garage. Erik scoop slams Billy Ray and tosses him into a parked car.]

JT: Shit! That's my rent-a-car!

[Erik hits a gut-wrench powerbomb on Billy into another car. Billy rolls
away
and gets up. He runs up behind Erik and hits a bulldog into the big garage
door. He smashes his fist on the door controls. The door opens halfway,
then
closes on Erik Blake's midsection.]

Shallow: Ouch.

[Billy opens the door and he and Erik start fighting outside the arena. Billy
hits a facecrusher onto the pavement. They brawl around the side of the
building, to the front doors. Billy catches Erik with a strong side kick,
then lifts him and executes an airplane spin. He lets go and tosses him
through the sliding glass doors of the building.]

GP: OH MY GOD! Erik Blake just went through the glass door!

[Back in the ring, Bob Job and Alexander Korvic are brawling with some
weak
chops. Bob hits a short clothesline on Alexander.]

[Out in the arena's main hallway, Erik Blake and Billy Ray are still
fighting. Billy lifts Erik and crashes through a door, and they both run
through the crowd and hop the barrier back into the ring. Billy Ray hits an
Omote Gyaku on Erik, and grabs the beer bottle from Bob Job's weak grip.
He
starts to swing it at Bob, but his will gets the better of him. He pops the
cap and downs the beer in one gulp.]

JT: Billy Ray drank the beer! I think this one's a no contest!

[Suddenly, "I Am Your Boogieman" hits and President Evan steps out onto
the
stage with a mic. As he talks, he starts to walk down to the ring.]

Evan: Ring the bell! Ring the damn bell!

*DING DING DING!*

Evan: This match is over due to drunkeness. Billy Ray! I have warned you
about this before! This match is awarded to Erik Blake!

[Suddenly, Billy Ray charges at Evan with the bottle. He smashes Evan in the

face with it, then throws him into the ring. He lifts him up and sends him
into the turnbuckle, crotch-first.]

GP: Ouch! President Evan is getting assaulted by Billy Ray!

Shallow: This can't be good for Evan's performance in the tag team turmoil
match tonight!

[Billy Ray stomps on Evan's fallen body, then heads to ringside and grabs a
cooler from under the ring. He opens the top and takes out about a
half-dozen
budweisers. He walks up the ramp, laughing and chugging the beers.]

GP: Incredible match! We'll be right back!

**Commercial Break**

(Scene cuts to Joey Malone's locker room. Malone is accompanied by Keri
Lindum. Malone is in his wrestling gear, and Keri is wearing a light
green tube top with black leather pants. Joey is on his cell phone and
is holding his nose.)

Joey Malone: *in stupid voice* Yeah, I'm at the Staple Center. Look for
a man named Sabastian Crow. Yes, I still want those three pineapple,
Canadian bacon, sausage, mushroom, pepperoni pizzas. Stop questioning my
sanity. Good day.

(Pause, before Joey hangs up.)

Keri Lindum: Are you sure that's a wise decision, Joey?

Joey: I'm positive.

Keri: But why? Crow's done nothing to you.

Joey: I know, but I have nothing better to do.

(Fade to announcers.)

GP: Oh, god. What the hell is he planning?

JT: I don't want to know.


** Any time after first one **

(Scene cut to Sabastian Crow's locker room. A knock on his door is
heard. Randy answers it.)

Randy Long: Yeah?

Pizza Guy: Yeah, I have those pizzas that Mr. Crow ordered...

Randy Long: Yo, Sabastian! What'd I tell you about spending funds on
pizza without asking me or Matt?

Sabastian Crow: Pizzas? I didn't order any pizzas...

Pizza Guy: Well, I kinda need the money now...

Sabastian Crow: Oh god... Randy, please tell me that you have the money.

Randy Long: No, I suppose that since YOU ordered the pizzas, YOU pay for

it.

Sabastian Crow: I didn't order any FUCKING PIZZAS! And I didn't bring
my
money.

Randy Long: You idiot...

Sabastian Crow: Look who's talking.

(Fade to announcers.)


** After time after second one **

(Scene cut back to Sabastian Crow again. Despite some objections, they
have paid to pizza guy.)

Randy Long: Sabastian, your taste in toppings sucks the proverbial nut.

Sabastian Crow: How many times must I tell you? I did *NOT* order these
pizzas.

Randy Long: Then who ordered them?

(Joey Malone pops his head into the door.)

Joey Malone: Hi, guys. Hope you enjoy your pizzas. Hahahahaha!!

(Malone quickly rushes off, leaving two confused people.)

Sabastian Crow: Well, that answers that.

Randy Long: Uh, yeah...

(Fade to Meygon.)

Meygon: The next match is a roof top battle. It is against an upcoming guy
verse an IWO legend. The new comer Nuke...the IWO Unified Champion
who is
looking to make his stay in the IWO even more recognized. And one of the
most well known wrestlers ever to be in the IWO. He is the one and only
Tony
Davis!

DING DING DING

GP: Well this match is off...and Nuke rushes right at Davis. Man he isn't
wasting any time at all. He speared Davis and is throwing punches at his
face.

JT: YES that is my type of wrestler. He knows what he wants and is willing

to get shit done! Looks at him throw those blows at Davis.

Shallow: Yeah but Davis is someone you should pay attention to. He isn't an
IWO legend for nothing...Nuke got off Davis. Where does he think he is
going?

JT: This rooftop is littered with weapons. He is going to get something to
fuck Davis up more with! OH YEAH A METAL BASEBALL BAT!

GP: He looks like it will be a homerun to Davis' head...NO, DAVIS DUCKED
AND
THREW A JAB OF HIS OWN AT NUKES GUT!

Shallow: Nuke is bending over...Davis just hit a DDT onto that hard
rooftop.

JT: I hope this match ends up like Gunnar and Evans match...you all
remember
when Evan threw off Gunnar 33 floor building. I hope I see Davis go off,
or
Nuke, hell why don't just both of them fall off?

GP: That is cruel and evil...what is wrong with you JT?

JT: You really want to go there?

GP: Now that you mention it, not really. Davis has a brick...that cheap
bastard he just nailed Nuke on the head with it! NUKE HAS BEEN BUSTED
OPEN!

JT: YES BLOOD, BLOOD, THE CRIMSON RED FLUID OF LIFE! WATCH
AS IT GOES DOWN
NUKES BODY! HAHAHAHAHA!

Shallow: Umm you do realize that Crimson and Red mean the same thing
don't
you?

GP: Just ignore him...that is what I do.

JT: OH YEAH LOOKS LIKE NUK IS GOING OFF...DAVIS HAS HIM UP
IN THE AIR RIGHT AT
THE EDGE OF THAT BUILDING!

GP: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! NUKE WENT BEHIND DAVIS...NUKE HITS A
NUCULER BOMB (tazplex
from behind). HOW DID NUKE DO THAT?

Shallow: I don't know, but it isn't going to keep Davis down for long...that

man has had everything done to him!

JT: Yeah Davis is up now...he is going for something. Looks like he has a
rake
in his hand.

GP: That isn't any rake...it has been sharpened at the ends...look what
psychotic person put there weapons up there?

(Cuts to a Mexican IWO helper crew worker. He is smiling wicked.)

Mexican: Make me do all this work meng...well I will show you all. I hope
you
all DIE!

(Cuts back to the action)

Shallow: DAVIS IS RAKING THE BACK OF NUKE! LOOK AT THE CUTS
ONTO HIS
BACK...THAT IS GOING TO HURT FOR A WHILE!


JT: YES AND NOW DAVIS IS REELING BACK! HE IS GOING FOR A
SWING! BUT NOOOO!
NUKE THROWS SALT INTO DAVIS' EYES! THAT CHEAP HOMOSEXUAL
BASTARD!

GP: Isn't Nuke with that chick?

Shallow: I thought you said you ignored him?

GP: Oh yeah I do...now both men are laying on the rooftop. Neither man
looks
to be getting up anytime soon.

JT: Nuke some how gets to his feet first...NOW HE HAS THE WICKED
EVIL RAKE OF
DOOM! HE PUTS IT UNDER DAVIS' NECK! OH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP
WITH THE RAKE!

Shallow: That rake has been broken...but Nuke has the two pieces in his
hand!
What is he doing? HE IS STICKING THE SHARP EDGES INTO DAVIS'
FOREHEAD! NOW
A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD IS COMING DOWN DAVIS' FACE! THIS IS
GOING TO BE A
MATCH THAT TAKES ITS TOLL ON BOTH MEN!

GP: But Nuke doesn't look to be done with Davis. He drops the rake...he is
now
picking up Davis. What is he going to do? AH BODY SLAM RIGHT ONTO
THE SHARP
EDGE OF THAT RAKE! THE REAKE IS STICKING RIGHT INTO DAVIS!

JT: DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW THAT NUKE WAS THIS VIOLENT! I GUESS
HE WILL DO
ANYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO THE IWO! NOW HE IS STOMPING
ON DAVIS' STOMACH!
CAUSING THE RAKE TO GO EVEN FARTHER INTO DAVIS' BACK!

GP: Nuke seems to be enjoying this...I guess after what Davis did to him he

needs to get some revenge! Now Nuke is just stomping on Davis face...I
guess
he wants to open that wound some more! Now he turns the body of Davis
over!
What is going to happen now?

Shallow: I don't know...it doesn't really make much sense! He is now
taking
that bloody rake out of Davis back! And is going into his pants? This is
really strange!

JT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! NUKE JUST POURED SOME SALT RIGHT ON
THE OPEN WOUND OF
DAVIS! THE PAIN THAT DAVIS HAS TO BE GOING THREW! THAT IS
JUST A LITTLE
MUCH, AND NUKE IS JUST STANDING THERE LAUGHING AT HIM!
DEAR GOD THAT MAN IS
TRULLY SICK!

GP: THAT IS DAMN RIGHT JT! WHAT MORE IS NUKE GOING TO PUT
DAVIS THREW? HE
IS PICKING HIM UP...I GUESS HE HAS HAD ENOUGH WITH HIM!

Shallow: NOO! HE IS JUST TOYING WITH DAVIS...A POWERBOMB
TO DAVIS...THAT MAKES
THE SALT JUST GO A LITTLE FARTHER INTO HIS BACK! THAT IS
NOT RIGHT, NOT
RIGHT AT ALL! NUKE AGAIN IS PICKING UP DAVIS!

JT: YES BUT THIS TIME DAVIS SPIT'S SOMETHING INTO NUKES
FACE! NOW NUKE IS
FALLING DOWN CRYING! DAVIS IS LAYING DOWN...BOTH MEH HAVE
TO BE FEELIGN THE
PAIN THEY HAVE BEEN THREW!

Shallow: WOW I would have never guessed this match would turn this
way...what
is going to happen next?

JT: Looks like they are just laying down on there lazy asses! Get up I want
to see some more action!

GP: Don't you have any human compassion? You saw what those men just
went
threw! How can they get up to fight! I don't think we will see them fight
as violently again!

Shallow: Look Davis is up...he is going for that barbed wire bat! AND HE
JUST
PULLED OUT A LIGHTER! THAT BARBED WIRE BAT IS NOW FLAMING!
LOOK AT THAT!
WHAT ELSE WIL HAPPEN?

JT: Davis is making his way to Nuke...Nuke is on his knees now! OH MY
GOD!
DAVIS JUST DID A GOLF SWING RIGHT INTO NUKES FACE WITH
THAT DEADLY BAT! NUKE
WENT FLYING BACKWORDS...HE IS COVERING UP HIS FACE! YEAH
GREG THE ACTION HAS
REALLY SLOWED DOWN!

GP: HEY I WAS JUST SAYING, I DIDN'T KNOW FOR SURE! BUT NOW
DAVIS IS STANDING
OVER NUKE! DAVIS JUST RAMMED THAT BAT INTO NUKES GUT...HE
IS RUBBING IT INTO
HIM! HE LIFTS THE BAT ABOVE HIS HEAD! HE JUST BROGHT THAT
BAT DOWN ON TO
THE FACE OF NUKE! THE BARBED WIRE JUST RIPPED MORE INTO
NUKES FACE!

JT: NUKE JUST ROLLED OVER...HE IS HOLDING HIS FACE! I DON'T
THINK THAT NUKE
WILL BE IN THIS MUCH LONGER! DAVIS IS WALKING OVER TO
HIM....

GP: BUT NUKE GRABED THAT ELECTROFIED GOLF CLUB NEXT TO HIM!
HE JUST SENT A
SHOCK RIGHT INTO DAVIS' LEG! DAVIS LET OUT A BLOOD CURDLING
SCREAM! DAVIS
HAS DROPED THE BAT! LOOKS LIKE NUKE IS BACK IN THIS! NOW
LOOK WHO IS WRONG
JT! NOW LOOK WHO IS WRONG!!!!!!

Shallow: Nuke keeps coming back at Davis. This match is almost as violent
as
those matches in Japan!

GP: Damn it man, this is one of the worst matches I have seen in along time!

JT: Nuke is up...what is he going to do with that club?

Nuke: FORE!

JT: NUKE JUST SWINGED AS HARD AS HE COULD AT DAVIS' HEAD!
DAVIS HAS TO BE
HURTING FROM THAT! NOW NUKE IS STANDING AT DAVIS NUTS! HE
JUST HIT HIM IN
THE NUTS WITH A VICIOUS SWING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH NUKE!
DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT
YOU DON'T DO THAT TO A MANS BALLS!

GP: It doesn't look like he really cares their JT! Now Nuke is looking over
the edge of the building! This match seems that it will be over soon!

Shallow: Look at this! DAVIS IS UP! HE WON'T STAY DOWN FOR
ANYTHING! HE IS
GOING TO SPEAR NUKE FROM BEHIND! BUT NOOOOOOOO NUKE
CAUGHT HIM IN A TWIRLING
POWER BOMB! TONY DAVIS JUST WENT OFF THE TOP OF THE ROOF!
THE MATCH IS
OVER! NUKE HAS BEATEN THE LEGEND TONY DAVIS!

GP: But look at the way Davis landed! He landed headfirst into that net. He

seems to be knocked out cold! Nuke is celebrating up top the roof! The
EMT's are checking on Tony.

JT: This doesn't look good for Tony! BUT LOOK NUKE HAS JUST BEEN
THROWN OFF
THE ROOF! BUT BY WHO? THE CAMERAS DIDN'T SEE THAT! WHO
THREW NUKE OFF? NOT
ONLY DID HE FALL ALL THAT WAY BUT HE WENT STRAIGHT THREW
THE NET!

GP: NUKE HAS TO BE DEAD! AFTER THE WAY THAT MATCH WENT AND
THAT FALL HE HAS
TO HAVE DIED! WHO WOULD DO THAT? I MEAN REALLY WHO
WOULD HAVE DONE IT?

Shallow: I DON'T KNOW...RIGHT NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO HAS
THAT MANY PROBLEMS WITH
NUKE! HE DID JUST BEAT DPS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BOB) IN THAT
MATCH FRIDAY! DO
YOU THINK THAT HE COULD HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE IN THE
KILLING OF NUKE?

JT: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME STRONG PROOF! BUT DO YOU REALLY
THINK HE COULD DO
THAT? I MEAN ISN'T HE ALWAYS WATCHING PORN OR SOMETHING
OF THAT NATURE?

GP: I DON'T KNOW! ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE IS DEAD! NUKE IS
DEAD! I HOPE WHO
EVER DID THAT IS HAPPY, THEY JUST KILLED A MAN! NUKE'S REIN
AS UNIFIED
CHAMPION HAS ENDED...CAUSE HE IS DEAD! THERE IS SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THAT!
SOME ONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!

**Commercial Break**

::Comes back from commercial... "Fire" by Scooter plays as the crowd is
confused, it is Syndrome, the newly found rookie.. He walks to the ring,
with
his red and black mask, and his attire.. He gets the microphone::

Syndrome: Ok, ok ok. Enough of this cheesy stuff.. You all want to know
what
I look like under this mask right?

::Crowd doesn't care::

Syndrome: Eh! Show me some support people!

::Someone in the crowd throws a beer bottle at him::

Syndrome: Oh?

::Syndrome takes off his mask.. revealing....::

::CROWD GOES INSANE, the camera is not showing who it is.. We hear his
voice..::

Voice: Let's see how much you people remember this!

::Crowd anticipates, we still cannot see who it is::

Voice: I....GOT....THE....LIFEEEE!!

::CROWD ERUPTS!::

Voice: GOD....DON'T....MIND!!! GOT MY BEER....

Crowd: YEA!!!!

Voice: YEA!!

::It's Al Coholic.. Everyone is going nuts::

Al Coholic: YOU DAMNNNN RIGHT! down!>

::Crowd is hyped up::

Al Coholic: Now, for you jackoff rookies in the back.. Let me just show you,

who the hell I am..

::Crowd is nuts::

Al Coholic: The two time North American Champion...Three time Extreme
Champion... One time United States Champion...One time Intercontinental
Tag
Team Champion, and the FORMER..IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION..

::Crowd pops!::

Al Coholic: Oh yea, I forgot... I am a fucking IWO Hall Of Famer! So, now
my
question is.. Hostile Takeover.. I want my first match back.. And any of you
lamo's in the back want some of this! Wait wait.. Give me a beer!

::Guy throws Al a beer, he downs it in seconds::

Al Coholic: Ahh thats the stuff.. Now, any of you back stage hunk of shit
wrestlers wanna' get it on with the Drunk.. Just bring it! The King of Kegs
signing out.. I GOT THE LIFE!! GOD DON'T MIND!! GOT MY BEER!! YEA!!

::"Got The Life" by KoRn blasts.. The crowd is giving Al a standing ovation..
The former champ walks through the crowd...::

::Commerical Break::

[The show comes back on the air as we see President Levine sitting in his
chair talking on the phone]

Evan: Yes....its ok shes with me...let the woman in.

[As Evan is talking on the phone senor Refferorie Mike Torpy walks into the

room]

Mike: You wanted to see me?

Evan: SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE. Yes shes with me...you moron, let her
in. OK?
OK!

[Evan hangs up]

Evan: Now....Mike, I wanted to talk to you about the mainevent here
tonight.....you see I think I need some............wait.........GET THAT
CAMERA OUT OF HERE DAMN IT!!!!

[Evan stands up and starts to push out the camera man and shuts the door as

the scene cuts to the ring]

GP: Alright now for the next match.

Shallow: Yeah, this one should be interesting.

JT: What are you talking about?

Shallow: Kent Anthason and Rob Kestler are fighting next.

JT: ...so? What's so interesting about that?

Shallow: It's a slippery when wet match.

JT: No one told me about this.

GP: Oh...I guess no one likes you then.

JT: :(

GP: Forget about JT for the time being, let's go to Meygon with the
introductions.

[ Meygon has a mic in hand, as she begins to announce the wrestlers in this
match. ]

Meygon: Now coming to the ring...he's a former IWO
Champion....ROOOOBBBBB
KEEEESSSTTTLLLLEERRR!!!

["Stayin' Alive" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as...no one comes out of the
entrance? ]

JT: What the hell? I thought you said we had a match to call up next?

GP: We do. I'm positive. It said so on the card.

JT: Well then where the hell is Kestler?

GP: I dunno.

Meygon: Hmmm...as I was saying... ROOOOBBBBB
KEEEESSSTTTLLLLEERRR!!!

[ Again "Stayin' Alive" by Ozzy Osbourne plays, but again no one comes out.

]

Shallow: Alright this is weird.

GP: I know? Well...lets see if Kent Anthason is here.

[ Meygon somehow hears Greg's suggestion, and announces Kent
Anthason.]

Meygon: Coming down to the ring...your IWO North American
Champion...KEEEEENNNNNTTT
AAAAAAAANNNNTHHHHASSSOOONNN!!!!

["aenema" by Tool hits, but...no Kent Anthason. ]

JT: What the hell is going on here!! I demand a match!! I WILL NOT REST
UNTIL...

GP: Ah...JT?

JT: What Greg? I'm kinda in the middle of long yelling speech about
how
pissed I am that Kent and Kestler aren't here right now.

GP: They are here.

JT: What are you talking about Greg?

GP: The match takes place in the water fountain in front of the arena.

[ The announcers look up at the IWO-Tron, and see Rob Kestler and Kent
Anthason preparing to fight. ]

JT: ...I see.

*Ding Ding Ding*

[ At the sound of the bell, which Kent and Kestler are able to hear for some

reason even though it rung inside the arena, and they're outside, Kent
and
Kestler lock up. Both men try to jostle for position, and grapple the other
to the ground. ]

JT: What are the rules for this match anyway?

GP: There are none. It's a “Slippery When Wet” match.

JT: So...it's just...slippery?

[ Just as JT says this, Kent and Kestler lose their footing, slip, and fall
into the water in the fountain, making a big splash. ]

JT: HAHAHAHAHA!!! THE BUSTED THEIR ASS IN THE WATER!!

GP: Well, it is pretty slippery out there. Kent is up to his feet first,
Kestler begins to raise to his feet as well, but Kent takes him back down
with a double axe-handle to the back, sending Kestler back into water.
Kent then rips Kestler to his feet, and hits a snap suplex. Kent brings
Kestler to his feet again, and scoop slams him once more.

JT: Kestler's going slpish splash all over the place!

Shallow: That's a stupid way to put it.

JT: No it isn't.

Shallow: Whatever. Kent now continuing the attack. Kent picks up Kestler
and drags him over to the side of the fountain. Kent slams Kestler's
head
into the marble boundary of the fountain! Kestler is back underwater.

GP: Kent goes to pick up Kestler again, he goes for a...wait! Kestler spits
some water into his eyes!

JT: HAHAHA!!

GP: Kent is caught off guard momentarily, Kestler kicks Kent in the
gut...DDT into the water!! Kestler just sent Kent Anthason head first into
the water! Kestler lifts Kent up again, and DDT's him another time!
Kestler steps up to the side boundary of the fountain, and jumps off with a
flying body press on Kent Anthason!! What a shift of momentum

Shallow: Wow, and all it took was for Kestler to spit some water in
Kent's
face. Kestler lifts Kent to his feet, and goes behind him. Kestler puts
Kent's arm between his legs, grabs it, and...gives Kent Anthason a
pumphandle slam!!

JT: Kent went splash!!

Shallow: Are you gonna do that the whole match?

JT: Pretty much.

GP: Kestler goes to bring Anthason to his feet, no! He slips and falls in
the water!

JT: HAHAHAHA!! He busted his ass AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Shallow: Why are you here if all you're gonna do is laugh like a
buffoon
every time someone slips?

GP: Yeah JT. How about doing something productive for once.

JT: Fine. I'll call the match. Well Kent and Kestler are up now. Kent
and Kestler lock up. Kent comes out of top, and Irish whips Kestler.
Kestler tries to stop himself, but he glides along the fountain floor!! He
hits the side boundary, and spills to the outside! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

GP: You said you'd stop doing that!

JT: ...I LIED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HE BUSTED HIS ASS!!! LOOK
AT HIM!!

Shallow: Idiot. Anyways, Kent pulls Kestler back into the fountain. Kent
goes behind Kestler. Kent wraps one of Kestler's arm across his body,
and
grabs the other one from in-between Kestler's legs, Kent then lifts him
up!
And dumps him over in an Ocean Suplex!! Kent hit's Kestler with an
Ocean
Suplex!!

JT: Heh heh. Kestler got a Ocean Supl...

GP: If you're about to make a joke about Kestler getting an Ocean
Suplex,
into water, you can stop right now.

JT: Bu-

GP: NO! Kent covers.

One

Two

kick out by Kestler!

Shallow: Kestler's still in this one. Kestler and Kent are now brawling
furiously. Water his being splashed all over the place! These two are
really going at it. Wait! Kestler with a kick to the gut on Kent Anthason
and...KESTLER HITS A FAME-ASS-ER ON KENT ANTHASON!! This could
be over!

[ Kestler pins. ]

One

Two

Kick out by Kent Anthason!

GP: Kent's not going down that easily, but Kestler's on the assault.
Kestler hammers down on Kent Anthason with a barrage of lefts and right to

Kent Anthason. Kestler then drags Kent to the side boundary, and slams his
head into it! Kent goes down under water. Kestler signals for the “Call
from Beyond”!! If he hits this it's over folks!!

Shallow: Kestler goes to lift up Kent Anthason...NO! KENT ANTHASON
THROWS
A HAND FULL OF PENNIES IN KESTLER'S FACE!! KENT THEN
PLANTS KESTLER WITH A
NASTY DOUBLE ARM DDT!!

GP: Well that's one way to use the pennies at the bottom. Kent is
control
now. Kent pulls Kestler up, and goes to Irish whip him...no! Kestler holds
on and turns it into a short arm clothesline! Anthason goes down!

Shallow: Kestler pounds on Anthason's, with punches to the face.
Kestler
then pulls Anthason, wading in water, and slams him back first into the side
boundary. Kestler then mudhole stomps the hell out of Kent Anthason! Kent
is underwater! Kestler holds Kent underwater while punching him with his
free hand!! Kent's struggling for air!

GP: This could be over for Kent right here. His head is underwater, and
since he can't breath underwater, he can't breath!! And if he
doesn't start
breathing soon he'll pass out, and maybe die!!

JT: And you were assuming that our viewing audience had now idea would
happen.

GP: Well...

Shallow: I think we all pretty much know what happens to a person when
the
stop breathing. We really didn't need you to clarify it for as any
longer.

JT: Yeah Greg. That really wasn't necessary.

GP: Well excuuuuuuse me! I was just trying to be descriptive. Sheesh.

JT: Whatever Greg. Anyway, Kent is still under water. He doesn't
have
longer now...wait! He caps Kestler with a handful of pennies!! AGAIN!! Jesus

Christ. You think he'd learn to watch out for that the first time.

Shallow: Kent now huffing and puffing for Oxygen. Kestler was knocked
back, but he coming after Kent Anthason now. Kestler grapples Kent from
behind, and dumps him over with a German Suplex!! He's bridging for
the pin!

One

Two

Kick out by Kent Anthason!

GP: Kent and Kestler are exchanging lefts and right again. Kent grabs
Kestler leg, and takes him down with a dragon screw! Kent now working on
that leg! He kicks it repeatedly. He turns Kestler over, and locks in a
one legged half-Boston Crab!

Shallow: He's really wrenching Kestler's leg, and on top of that,
because
Kent Anthason has him in a half-Boston Crab, Kestler's head is
underwater!!
and Greg already so eloquently told us what happens when someone's
head is
underwater.

GP: Shut up Shallow. Geez. You just try to do your job, and this is the
treatment you get. Sheesh. Kestler flailing his arms underwater. The ref
is checking to see if he wishes to tap out...Kestler's shaking his head no!

How can he stand this? He has to be in pain.

Shallow: He's an IWO legend, and former Champ. He's been
through worst.
But right now Kestler still looks to be in trouble. He might actually have
to clap out soon. Kent is still applying pressure...wait! Kestler tosses a
handful of pennies from the bottom of the fountain, and hits Kent dead in
the back of the head!!

GP: Kent Anthason releases his hold. Kestler quickly takes Kent
Anthason's
feet out from under him, with a legsweep. Kestler then pops to his feet,
steps up to the side boundary of the fountain, and hits an elbow drop on
Kent Anthason underwater.

JT: Kestler, with a few kicks to the rib on Kent Anthason. Kestler rips
Kent to his feet, and bashes his head on the statue in the middle of the
fountain!! Kestler then backs Kent Anthason onto the statue. Kestler
straightens Kent out, and delivers a vicious series of chops to the chest of
Kent Anthason. He follows that up with a belly to belly suplex.

GP: Kestler pulls Kent Anthason to his feet. Kestler gives Kent Anthason a
few punches to the face, then Irish whips him to the side of the fountain.
Kent Anthason crashes into the side boundary, and slumps over it.

Shallow: He doesn't look too good right now. Kestler backs up...and
backs
up some more...he backs up as far as he can. He sets himself. It looks
like Rob Kestler's going for HUGE splash on Kent Anthason here.

JT: Sure does. He's gonna crush him! Kestler charges in...wait Kent is
already up, and is ready for Kestler! I guess he shouldn't have took so
long to attack Kent again. Kestler tries to stop himself but he glides
right along!! It's too slippery!! Kent Anthason has more then enough time.

Kestler finally reaches him. Kent Anthason dips his shoulder, and tosses
Kestler to the outside with a back body drop! Kestler land hard on the
concrete!!

GP: Kent goes to the outside, and rips Kestler back to his feet. Kent
Anthason grapples Kestler, and sends him back over into the water fountain
with an Overhead Suplex.

Shallow: Kent basically has this one wrapped up. But...what is he doing
now? Why is he by the statue in the middle of the water fountain?

JT: You idiot! He's claiming to the top of it. He's gonna go for a
high
impact move. Kent climbs to the top of the statue...KENT COMES OFF THE
TOP
WITH A DOUBLE HELIX ONTO ROB KESTLER!! NO!!! KESTLER MOVES
OUT OF THE WAY!!
KENT SPLASHES INTO THE WATER!!

GP: He's out of this. I don't see how he can survive that fall.

Shallow: Well Kestler, goes to grab Kent Anthason, assuming his
down...WAIT!! KENT ANTHASON POPS UP TO HIS FEET!! HE GRABS
KESTLER...SWEET
SERENITY!! KENT ANTHASON NAILS ROB KESTLER WITH A SWEET
SERENITY!!

GP: What the hell?

JT: Kent goes for the cover!

One

Two

Three!!

*ding ding ding*

JT: Kent Anthason pull out a victory.

GP: But how'd he get up so fast? He just took a fall off the top of the
statue, into the water?

JT: Since when does falling into water hurt that much?

GP: Oh. I get it.

JT: Stupid

[Cuts to Promo]

JT: We're back, and it's time for what may be the first match of the night
thats actually interesting.

GP: Our next match, is for the IWO Extreme Title.

Shallow: We've got Schitzo Tod, and Simon Seaman, battling over one of
the
many useless peices of gold and leather, in an extreme haircut match.

GP: Meygon's in the ring, so lets go down to her for our introductions.

Meygon: This next match, is scheduled for one fall, and it is an Extreme
HairCut Match!!!! Coming to the ring first, the challenger for the Extreme
Title.

[Enjoy the Silence by Failure begins to play throughout the arena's speaker
system, as Simon Seaman steps out from the backstage area, and slowly
walks
towards the ring.]

Meygon: Standing six foot, three inches tall, and weighing in at two
hundred
and thirtyeight pounds, he is the master of The Silencer. from Los Angeles,
California, he is..Simon..Seaman!!

[Seaman stands on the outside of the ring, waiting on Tod.]

GP: I think Seaman has some sort of gameplan here. He's waiting at the
end
of the ramp for Tod, not wanting to let this match go into the ring.

Shallow: The plan seems to have back fired though, because I don't think
Seaman sees Tod coming through the crowd.

JT: Meygon just got out of the ring as quick as she's ever moved when she
saw Tod coming, and Tod's over the guard rail..The fans seem to be going
nuts.

GP: Seaman finally realizes Tod's behind him, and he turns around, but
Tod
gets a quick kick to the gut, and he just swung him into the steel steps.
Tod runs to drive a knee into Seaman's face, but Seaman gets a drop toe
hold
on Tod, and brings him down across the steel steps. Seaman, getting up,
and
he just bounced Tod's head off the guard rail!!

JT: Seaman's driving Tod's head repeatedly into that guard rail, and Tod
looks like he's getting woozy.

Shallow: Seaman rams Tod's head down again, and now he's pushing his
head
across the guard rail, but Tod somehow stopped himself, and Seaman's
momentum
took him up and over Tod and down hard on the other side.

JT: Tod, picking Seaman up now, and he goes for an irish whip into the
guard
rail, but Seaman reverses and sends him to the opposite guard rail. Seaman
runs to follows it up, but Tod stops himself and turns around.

GP: Simon Seaman just got back body dropped over the guard rail, and
down
hard to the concrete floor and chairs in the front row.

Shallow: Tod, setting up the steel steps facing the guard rail, and he's
getting himself some room to build up speed.

JT: What the hell does he think he's doing?

Shallow: It looks to me like he's about to try and take flight, up, and over
the guard rail, down onto Seaman.

GP: Tod takes off running, and he's going for a flying cross body on
Seaman,
but Seaman regained his senses in time and was able to drop kick Tod out
of
the air.

Shallow: Tod just bounced off of the railing and onto a few chairs in the
first row. He looks really hurt here, and Seaman's not doing too much
better, but Seaman's trying to use the guard rail to get to his feet.

JT: Tod's rolling off the chairs, and he seems to be trying to regain his
composure, but Seaman's up, and on Tod, pulling him up. Seaman lays in a
chop, and then a right hand, and another, Tod gives Seaman one of his own!

GP: These two men are battling it out through the crowd, exchanging rights

and lefts now, and they're making their way towards the backstage area.

Shallow: Tod and Seaman, still exchanging lefts and rights, and they're
now
in the backstage area, fighting towards what appears to be a locker room.

GP: Seaman goes for a right hand, but Tod blocks. Tod gets a knee to the
gut, and he just tossed Seaman through that door!!

Shallow: Tod picks Seaman up, and he just ran him into the wooden table
they
have set up in that room.

JT: Tod picking up the only chair in the room, that wooden chair, and he's
waiting on Seaman to get up.

GP: Seaman, trying to save himself some pain, he's staying on the ground,
and slowly inching towards the table, but Tod's got ahold of him, and he's
pulling him up.

Shallow: Tod swings, but Seaman ducks out of the way. Seaman watches
as
the chair hits the table, and Seaman just bulldogded Tod's head down onto
the
table!!

JT: Seaman picks Tod up off the table, and he just threw him into the
wall!!!
It's cracking!!

GP: Seaman takes Tod, and he goes to throw him back into the wall, but
Tod
with a reversal, and he sends him into th cracking wall, and Seaman's stuck!!


Shallow: Tod's going to work with boots on Seaman, as he's stuck upside
down, hanging in the wall.

JT: Tod's moving away, and he just ran and stomped down on Seaman's
chin,
and Seaman fell out of the wall.

GP: Tod picks Seaman up, and he just threw him into the wall again, and
Seaman busted completely through!!!

Shallow: Tod's going through that wall, to try and get to Seaman, but
Seaman
somehow got up, and he just speared Tod, and they busted another hole
through
the wall right beside the first!!

JT: The walls crumbling. This bogus ass room that we set up for someone
to
use for the night, is falling apart.

GP: This doesn't go well for these guys, I don't think they realize it, and
Tod just threw Seaman into the opposite wall!!

Shallow: Seaman bounces off, and Tod just threw him into a third wall!!

JT: Seaman bounces back off, and Tod goes to throw him into the fourth
wall,
but Seaman reverses and sends Tod back into the last wall, bouncing him
off
of it and busting a hole in it. That wall is crumbling too.

Shallow: Two more walls, and these guys are pancakes.

GP: Seaman picks Tod up, and he just snap suplexed him onto the table!!!

JT: Seaman, taking the advantage now, and he's climbing up on that table.
He
picks Tod up, but Tod gets a kick in on Seaman's shin, and he nails the The
Hari Kari through the table!!!

Shallow: Tod goes for the cover!!!

1...

2..

GP: NOOO!!!! Seaman kicked out!!!

JT: How the hell did Seaman kick out of that?!?

Shallow: I don't know, but Seaman is fighting back to his feet.

GP: Tod's standing back, letting Seaman waste his own energy getting to
his
feet.

Shallow: Seaman, back to his feet, and Tod's going for a clothesline.

JT: Seaman steps in front of Tod, and back body drops him into the
wall..and
now the third wall is crumbling..

Shallow: The referee has left the room, and now Tod and Seaman are back
to
fighting. Tod with a right, Seaman with a left, they both nail each other,
and both are stumbling back. They both run at each other, and both men
irish
whip each other into the walls, and down they go!!!

GP: My god..the ceiling just caved in on these two!!

JT: The referee's signalling for the bell, and he's heading back this way.

I guess we'll get the official decision on this one here in a couple of
seconds.

GP: This is just wrong. Those two men just got crushed under the ceiling!!

Shallow: The referee is making his way through the crowd, and theres the
bell. This match is officially over.

GP: The referee's climbing over the guard rail right here by us and he's
talking to the announcer.

JT: We'll find out any second what the official decision is.

Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen. The referee, has declared this match..a
DRAW!!!!

GP: I don't know what to think about this one, but we've got to take a
commercial break!!!

**Commercial Break**

::Cuts from commerical break.. President Evan Levine is coming down to the
ring.. the crowd gives him some major heat..::

Evan: Now now, I know you all saw that.. Al Coholic return..

::Huge pop::

Evan: Well, your beloved hero is going to be in action tonight! Making his
return!

::Crowd goes insane::

Evan: Against, the Facts Of Life!

::Crowd goes nuts!::

Evan: In a handicap match!

::Crowd boo's::

Evan: See ya later, Ally Holic!

::Commerical Break::

::Opens from commerical..::

Meygon: Ladies and Gents.. Our next match is a handicap match!

::Crowd goes nuts as The Facts Of Life come down to the ring::

Meygon: I am proud to bring to you, Toodie and Blair.. THE FACTS OF
LIFE!!!

::Crowd boos..::

Meygon: And now...

::Lights go out, "Got The Life" by KoRn blasts as the crowd is on their
feet.. Everyone is going crazy, the crowd is chanting "BEER! BEER! BEER!"..
Out walks, Al Coholic, wearing his usual attire.. The green and yellow long
tight pants.. The crowd goes nuts..::

Meygon: Standing in at six foot seven, two hundred sixty nine pounds, the
FORMER IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and Hall Of Famer...
AL COHOLICCCCCCC!!

::Crowd pops!::

Al Coholic: Let's get this shit started.... I GOT THE LIFE!! GOD DON'T
MIND!!
GOT MY BEER!! YEA!!!

::DING DING DING!::

JT: Wow, the return of a legend is apon us.. Al Coholic... the man is back!

GP: I don't know what to say, this has to be a great spectacle in the IWO
right now! This should bring IWO White's ratings up.

Nikki: Lets not worry about ratings, Al is back..

JT: But he is in a handicap match, this should be quite the challenge for the

rusty drunk.. Toodie and Blair are in the ring with Al... They are both
allowed in it.. Even though the Facts of Life aren't talented, this could be
a rough outting for Al, since it is his first match in like a year!

GP: Yea, Toodie gets Al, and throws him to the rope, he ducks under Al, and

theres a clotheline from Blair! Al is a little shooken up, but gets to his
feet. Toodie gets him and spears him, Al gets up..

Nikki: It looks like...he isn't the same..

JT: Wait a second! AL GRABS TOODIE BY THE SHIRT AND THROWS
HIM OUT OF THE
RING! He gets Blair and throws some punches.. He picks him up and slams
him!
Here comes Toodie back, the Facts Of Life do not look to good now..

GP: Coholic sends Toodie to the ropes, he bounces back, MUD SLIDDER!!
MUD
SLIDDER(Jumping Jawbreaker)!!! We haven't seen that in a while! The
crowd is
going nuts!! He gets the fallen Toodie and picks him up.. THE HAPPY
HOUR!!!!
HAPPY HOUR(Spike Brainbuster)!!! HE DID IT!! THIS IS OVER!!

Nikki: The crowd is going insane! But wait! Here is Blair, he hits Al.. Al
falls to the ground.. The crowd boo's.. But Al gets up and smacks Blair
upside the head! He sends him to the ropes, MUD SLIDDER TO BLAIR!!
THIS CROWD
IS PICKING IT UP!

JT: He is calling for the Happy Hour.. and he nails it! This could be it..
The cover on both of them.. 1...2..3! Al Coholic wins his return match!

Meygon: The winner, AL COHOLIC!

::Crowd goes nuts as "Got The Life" by KoRn plays.. Al gets the mic..::

Al Coholic: Well well.. Thats another win, should count as two, since I beat
two men.. Wait, i need a beer..
FUCK
Yea.. Ok, Hostile Takeover.. Anyone want to get in the ring with me.. Open
challenge, I'll take on anyone.. ANYONE... Bring it.. I GOT THE LIFE!! GOD
DON'T MIND!!! GOT MY BEER!!! YEA!!!

::Commerical Break::

GP : Our next match is sure to be a doozie. Shawn Arrows, Cyanide, and
High
Flyer shall do battle in a triple threat weapons match to determine the
number one contender to the World title for next week's Meltdown!

JT : "Shall do battle?" Man, Parker, get a life.

GP : ...Make me.

Meygon : The following triple threat weapons match, for the number one
contendership to the IWO White World heavyweight title, is set for one
fall!
Introducing first, from ... the beach ... master of the Lifesaver ...
LIIIIFEEEGUAARRRRD CYANIIIIIIDE!

("Current of Love" plays as Cyanide runs out, holding his life preserver, and

uses his hand to shield from the non-existent sun as he scans the crowd for
drowning victims. Satisfied that the arena is safe for the moment, Cyanide
continues his run to the ring and slides in.)

Meygon : Introducing next-

("Shock to the System" by Billy Idol starts playing.)

GP : The hell? Who's this?

(Murdoch Hitler, Cyanide's managerish person, walks out from the back,
holding a tazer. Murdoch walks down to the ring and circles it, glancing
around.)

Shallow : Hey, that's Murdoch Hitler, Cyanide's new manager.

GP : You know, wasn't that Angry Johnson's music?

JT : Who?

GP : Cyanide's former manager, who's been missing ever since he became
Lifeguard Cyanide.

JT : Oh yeah ... Wasn't he a transvestite?

GP : What?! No!

Shallow : And his signature weapon was the tazer, which just happens to be
what Murdoch's carrying. Hmmm ... interesting.

JT : Heh heh, shut up, you queer.

Shallow : Bite me!

Meygon : OK, well, next, the only Grand Slam champion in the IWO's
history ...
master of the Flying Moon Shot ... the snow-selling lunatic himself ...
HIIIIIIGHHH FLYERRRRR!

("Loco[Snow Edit]" by Coal Chamber plays as High Flyer ... doesn't make
his way
out.)

Meygon : Ummm ... High Flyer!

(Again nothing happens.)

Meygon : Well ... moving on ... from Greensboro, North Carolina ...
master of the
Arrow-Shot DDT ... SHAWWWWWNNNNN
AAAARRRRROOOOWWWWSSSS!

(The crowd pops as 'Iron Man' by Black Sabbath as Shawn Arrows walks
out to
the ring, arms raised. He grabs a chair from ringside and rolls into the
ring, glaring at Cyanide.)

GP : Well, looks like this match is just going to be a one-on-one match.

DING DING DING!

GP : And there's the bell.

JT : (Sarcastically) Really? I thought it was the ice cream truck.

Shallow : Actually, it was.

JT : Really?! Oooh, ice cream man!

(JT leaps out of his chair and runs through the audience.)

Shallow : Idiot.

(In the ring, Cyanide charges at Arrows and swings with the life preserver,
but Arrows ducks and nails Cyanide in the back with his chair. The big
lifeguard drops to his knees, and Arrows nails him in the face with the
chair.)

Shallow : Wow, Arrows just laid out Cyanide with that chair.

(Arrows rears back and swings the chair down, but ... it connects. Ha, you
thought I was gonna say that Cyanide moved, didn't ya? Haha, you's my
fish.)

GP : Shawn Arrows is in control of the match right now.

(Arrows starts to lift Cyanide up, but Cyanide low blows him. Cyanide
quickly
pulls Arrows' head in between his legs and delivers a snap powerbomb.)

Shallow : That move came out of nowhere.

(Cyanide goes back to his life preserver, and as Arrows stands up, runs
over
him with the life preserver. Cyanide now starts jabbing the side of it into
Shawn's chest. As Arrows gasps for air, Cyanide yanks him to his feet and
grabs him for a DDT, but Arrows reverses it into a northern lights suplex
and
holds for the bridge.)

Ref : 1 ... Kickout!

GP : Kickout at one. Not even close.

(Arrows, not really surprised, picks up Cyanide and throws him into the
ropes. As Cyanide comes back, Arrows throws the chair into Cyanide's face
and
goes for a dropkick, but Cyanide moves out of the way and slams it into
Arrows' chest as Shawn falls.)

Shallow : That can't feel good...

(Arrows slowly makes his way to his feet. Cyanide grabs him by the head
and
pulls him into a front chancery. Cyanide delivers a vertical suplex, then
rolls and brings Arrows back to his feet without letting go. He delivers
another vertical suplex, then rolls again and brings him up for a DDT.)

GP : Cyanide's dominant at this point in the match. He goes for a cover.

Ref : 1 ... 2 ... Kickout!

(Cyanide, not wasting any time, pulls Arrows back to his feet and whips him
into the turnbuckle. Cyanide grabs the chair in the ring and charges for
Arrows with it, but Arrows gets his feet up and kicks the chair back into
Cyanide's face. The lifeguard staggers back. Arrows pauses to catch his
breath, then charges with a clothesline, but Cyanide catches him with a
mandible claw.)

GP : That's the Beach Claw, Cyanide's latest move!

(Arrows slowly starts to weaken, and eventually is forced to one knee.
After
several more moments, he's nearly lost consciousness. The ref starts to
come
over to check his hand, when Arrows suddenly snatches up the chair lying
next
to him and bashes Cyanide over the head with it. Lifeguard Cyanide still
doesn't let go, so Arrows hits him again. Still a no go, so Arrows hits him a
third time, causing both men to collapse to the ground.)

Shallow : These men are destroying each other!

(Both men slowly get to their feet and begin exchanging punches. Cyanide
ducks one of Arrows and goes for the Beach Claw again, but Arrows knees
him
in the groin. Arrows whips Cyanide into the ropes and lifts him up in a
gorilla press for the Arrow Shot DDT. Cyanide slips out of it and drops
behind Arrows. He delivers a German suplex with a bridge.)

Ref : 1 ... 2 ... Kickout!

(Cyanide lifts Arrows up, but Shawn uppercuts him off. Cyanide staggers
back
a little and Arrows delivers a superkick. Arrows grabs a chair and climbs
out
onto the apron, and from there onto top of the turnbuckle. As Cyanide rises
to his feet, Arrows leaps for a jumping chair shot, but Cyanide catches him
in another Beach Claw.)

GP : Cyanide may have it here!

(Arrows slowly sinks down to the ground. Cyanide keeps the hold on for
several more seconds, then grabs his life preserver and heads to the top
rope. He signals for the Lifesaver (frog splash), and leaps for it, but
Arrows moves out of the way. Both men lie there for several more seconds,
before they both slowly make their way to their feet. Cyanide raises his life

preserver above his feet and charges at Arrows, but at the last second
Arrows
ducks and goes for a DDT! But no Cyanide turns it around and roles arrows
up)

Ref : 1 ... 2 ... 3!

GP : Cyanide wins this one out of nowhere!

Meygon : Your winner, who will be receiving a World title shot next Monday
...
CYYYYYANNNNNNNIDDDDEEEEEEE!

(Cyanide slides out of the ring and heads to the back, hands raised in
victory. Arrows gets up angrily, and suddenly puts the Cross face on the
referee. He keeps it on for a second before heading to the back.)

(We fade into President Levine's main office, as he
can be shown to be visibly upset. Levine throws down
his pen in a fierce action, and then calls in his
secretary.)

President Evan:That son of a...

(Into the room walks a young secretary, most likely in
her early twenties. Levine motions for her to come
closer.)

Secretary:What is it Mr. Levine?

President Evan:I want you to go out there, and I want
you to take away everything that is going on for Beach
Party. Take down all announcements, all propaganda to
get people to view the event.

Secretary:Why Sir?!? What's wrong?

President Evan:That main event has just changed. I
want you to get onto the rest of the staff, and tell
them that Flyer just lost his title shot. I'm sick of
that son of a bitch thinking he can do whatever he
feels. He doesn't show up, he loses his damn title
shot! You got that?

Secretary:Yes, I have it.

(The secretary leaves, as she is obviously distraught
at Levine's screaming.)

President Evan:That son of a bitch. He thinks he can
not show and not have consequences? Then fine, he's
gone! Out of the main event! Stupid son of a bitch!
As for Arrows, He fought his ass off.....and he will
get his shot at the world title...it just wont be next
week, because next week he has a shot at the NA
Title again. Then theres Cyanide...hes going to need
a lot of help! Yea....hehehehehe

(President Levine slams his fist down onto the table,
and then, slowly the scene fades out.)

**Commercial Break**

GP: Well, we never figured that a grab for ratings
would amount to this.

JT: Ah, who cares. INSANITY WILL REIGN! YIPPEE!

(A spotlight appears on the briefcase. The rest of the
arena is black...)

GP: First team to get that... becomes the #1
contenders to the Tag Team Titles, held by the Insane
Clowns
themselves, AWS Man and DPS Man. Why they're in this
match, I don't know. But Turmoil is about to
begin..

JT: Tables... Ladders... Chairs... Cage... Inferno...
Scaffold. TLCCIS is about to begin.

(The crowd is silent... )

[ “Fuck All” by Kid Rock starts blaring over the pa
speakers as the words (- CROW -) come onto the IWO
Tron Screen, followed by fire blazing over the text.
Then we see the cameras speeding through a large
hotel parking lot, through the city of Los Angeles,
California. ]

[ Through the arena, the lights are dimmed as stroll
lights from above start flickering on and off. From
green to red to yellow to blue to many other different
colors. The fans erupt begin booing. ]

(As the setup to the big thrashing underline of the
song finishes, pyro kicks off in bright white sparks,
shooting into the sky. Out walks Sabastian Crow and
Evan Levine, right through the sparking shower.)

Meygon: INTRODUCING FIRST... PUT TOGETHER, THEY HAVE
HELD THE IWO WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND IWO EXTREME TITLE... ONE IS A
REAL HEEL, AND THE OTHER
MAY BE THE HEIR TO THAT THRONE... THEY ARE TOGETHER,
AN AWESOME FORCE...
EVANNNNNN LEVINNNNNNE! AND
SABBBBBBASSSTTTTTTIAAAAAANNNNN
CRRRRRRROWWWWWWW!

JT: HER NAME IS MEYGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN --
sincerely, that reminded
me of "Bawitdaba".

GP: JT.... oy.

("Space Suits" by They Might Be Giants plays... comet
streamers shoot out from each side of the MNM
stage, into the arena roof. Out walks the Deadly
Sins... they stand at the top of the ramp, look at the
crowd, before walking down to the ring.)

Meygon: AND NEXT... PERHAPS ONE OF THE FASTEST
CLIMBING TAG TEAMS IN THE
IWO... THEY ARE TWO MEN THAT FOUGHT FOR THE IWO WORLD
TAG TEAM TITLES AT
MAY MAYHEM.... JACK BREAKER AND JAKE WALKER... THE
DEADLY
SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!

(The Sins get in the ring. "Space Suits" fades... the
arena grows quiet.)

*BOOM!*

(Concussion mortars go off right there on the stage.
The letters "WBTY" appear on screen... and a 2 floats
in onto it. "You Suck(Extreme Sucktitude Remix)" by
WBTY2 plays. Fission is the singer and is wailing
on his lead guitar. Malone is the bassist. Anthason is
scratching on turntables... and Potright is thumping
the drums... to let you know. The lights turn on, and
there's Sam Potright and Syphon Fission. Potright's
dressed in all-new gear -- gear that has angel's wings
on one leg, and "WBTY" on the other one.
Fission is dressed the same as always... they stand at
the top of the ramp.)

Meygon: Introducing the most decorated team in this
match... BOTH FORMER IWO
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS... BOTH FORMER WORLD TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS...
one of them is also a former PACIFIC CHAMPION... A
FORMER TWO-TIME INTERCONTINENTAL
TAG TEAM CHAMPION... AND A FORMER THREE-TIME EXTREME
CHAMPION... HIS
PARTNER HAS HELD THE WORLD TITLE TWICE... THEY ARE
FORMER FOES, BROUGHT
TOGETHER WITH RESPECT... MEMBERS OF WE'RE BETTER THAN
YOU 2...
SYPPPPPPPPPHONNNNN FISSSSSSSSIOOOONNNNNNN! AND
SAMMMMMMMM
POTTTTTTTRIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHTTTTT!

GP: WOW! That's... let's see... ten title reigns
between these two men, I think!

JT: Doesn't amount any to Titan's 30 WORLD TITLE
REIGNS.

Shallow: I see you learned how to use the internet AND
read... very impressive.

GP: Can we even talk about that guy anymore? He went
to... you know...

(Fission/Potright head to the ring. As they roll in,
the lights dim to a money-green. "Pretty Fly For A
White Guy" by The Offspring creates a stir of boos.)

Meygon: Introducing the TWO-TIME INTERCONTINENTAL TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE
FORMER IWO WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... FROM BEVERLY
HILLS, CALIFORNIA...
HAVING RETURNED AT MAY MAYHEM, THEY'RE PREPARED TO
SPEED UP THE LADDER...
HERE IS MICHAEL AND BRIAN DUDLEY... THE BEVERLY...
HILLS....
BRUIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSERRRRRRS!

(Halfway down the ramp, "Pretty Fly" is cut off by a
few words. "FUCK YOUR MONEY, FUCK YOUR
POSSESSIONS, FUCK YOUR OBSESSION, I DON'T NEED THAT
SHIT!" Prior to the Suicide Kings
racing down the ramp and promptly having the Dudleys
make indents on the steel ramp. "Between Angels
And Insects" continues playing as the war begins
inside the ring. The cage/scaffold combo
begins to head downward...)

GP: WHERE'S THE TAG CHAMPS? I DON'T SEE THEM! POTRIGHT
RACING OUT OF THE RING
TO GO AFTER OLD-TIME FOES THE BRUISERS, AND THE KINGS!
LEVINE AND FISSION
BEGIN A FISTFIGHT! SABASTIAN CROW TRIES TO TAKE DOWN
BOTH THE DEADLY SINS
AT ONCE! WE HAVE INSANITY HERE!

(For some reason, children begin screaming... but it's
coming from the speakers.)

Children: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

GP: HERE COMES DPS MAN (Also Known As Bob) and AWS MAN
(Also Known As
Bill)!!! THEY'RE ROARING DOWN TO THE RING! DPS MAN
(Also Known As Bob) DANG
NEAR TAKES POTRIGHT'S HEAD OFF WITH THE TITLE BELT!
THE INSANE CLOWNS GET IN
THE RING! THE CAGE IS CLOSED!

*BOOM!*

JT: FIRE! FIRE! YAY! FIRE! THE BOTTOM OF THE CAGE IS
ON FIRE, FOLKS! NO ESCAPE!

Shallow: We've still got guys outside the ring,
though! Jeff King takes Michael Dudley... he's
carrying
him up the stage ramp... toses his head into the
IWOTron support! Ryan King has Sam Potright, Potright
grabs him, goes for War Within A Breath, but Brian
Dudley takes down Potright! Ryan King SPEARS
BRIAN! Jeff King is trying to toss Michael off the
stage! Inside the ring, Crow and Levine are attacking
Fission! But here comes the Sins... DOUBLE BIG BOOTS
TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Walker
picks up Crow... TOSSES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE CAGE!
A LADDER FALLS OFF! Breaker
picks it up... TOSSES IT ON LEVINE'S BACK! FISSION
WITH A POETRY IN MOTION OFF
LEVINE'S PAINED BACK, BUT BREAKER CATCHES HIM, AND
GIVES HIM ONE HELLUVA
POWERSLAM ON THE LADDER!

GP: We've still got five men battling outside! Jeff
King has Michael Dudley... MICHAEL GOES
SAILING OFF THE STAGE, GOOD GOD, HE JUST HIT OUR
POWERBOARD! IN THE NAME OF
THE HOLY ONE, THAT HAD TO HURT!

JT: HEY! The fire just went out! What the hell!

Shallow: THE CAGE IS RISING!

GP: Dammit... Brian Dudley throws Ryan King down to
the ground, and he rolls in the ring! Potright
after him, Potright jumps on the top rope, SPRINGBOARD
VICTORY ROLL! That's a new one! Crow's
back up, he gives a low dropkick to the back of
Potright's head! Fission, however, grabs the ladder,
goes to
throw it at Crow -- Jack Walker from behind, spins
around Fission, and delivers a hearty crack with his
shoulder! Breaker goes around the other side... THE
DEADLY SINS LEGDROP THE LADDER!
FISSION MAY HAVE JUST LOST HIS CHEST!

(Jeff King climbs down the side of the stage and
wallops Michael Dudley with a hammerlock punch. He
pulls Dudley off the table, and begins carrying him
towards the ring...)

JT: Whoopee!

(Ryan King gets in the ring and begins beating on
Brian Dudley. Potright tears down a table that's begun
it's fall off the cage.)

GP: POTRIGHT'S GOT A TABLE! HE'S PULLED IT DOWN! King
grabs Brian... and as Potright sets it
up, lays the Beverly Hills native on it! Potright goes
to the top rope... springboards, catches the rising
cage... pulls himself up, MOONSAULT FROM SOME FIFTEEN
FEET IN THE AIR, ONTO BRIAN
DUDLEY, AND THROUGH THE TABLE! DUDLEY AND POTRIGHT ARE
BASICALLY BOTH OUT
OF IT!

JT: Wowza! Jeff King throws Michael Dudley into the
ring... everyone's in there! The cage is lowering
again! Walker and Breaker, the Sins, limp towards Evan
Levine.. Levine with a low blow! Grabs Walker,
lifts him up, CONCEPTUAL PERFECTION! Breaker grabs
Levine, though, POWERBOMBS HIM!
Crow... Crow's climbing up the cage now! It hasn't
even fully lowered, and that SOB is climbing it! He's
about halfway up top! But here comes a
barely-breathing Fission after him! And Jeff King is
going
straight after Fission! Crow is near the scaffold...
he's pulling himself onto it! Fission grabs his leg,
though, and stop him!

Shallow: And King does the same thing! Potright
climbing out of the mess that was a table... he sees
the
ladder... rips it from Ryan King's hands! Wallops the
former tag champ... and HE TOSSES THE
LADDER DIRECTLY INTO JEFF KING'S BACK! Jeff King lets
go... Potright climbs up beside Fission!
They count... one... two... three... CROW LOSES HIS
GRIP! Lands on their shoulders... uh oh.

GP: THEY SLAM HIS HEAD ON THE CAGE! AGAIN! AND AGAIN!

*POOF!*

JT: They re-lit the fire!

GP: Jack Walker grabs a table... sets it up... grabs
Levine, and sets him up... CHOKESLAM TIME! BUT
POTRIGHT AND FISSION FALL BACKWARD... CROW GOES DOWN
THROUGH A TABLE!
BREAKER CHOKESLAMS LEVINE ANYWAY! Revenge for the
earlier Conceptual Perfection, I guess.
Brian Dudley waking from that table bump... Michael
helping with the waking up... they see Ryan King...
AND HIT HIM WITH THE WELCOME TO BEVERLY HILLS!

JT: I don't think that was the move's name.

GP: Ah, who cares. It looked painful!

Shallow: Well, BHB is going after Potright and
Fission, now... no, they're just going for Potright!
They
grab him, whip him into the ropes, 3D! 3D! Down goes
Potright! Michael grabs Potright...

Michael: Nice to see the "Shrimp" again, isn't it
Brian?

Brian: Yes. He USED to be our best opponent...

(They take Potright. Michael lifts him up in a suplex
position... Brian climbs onto the second rope...
FISSION JUMPS ONTO THE TOP TOPE, and slides his body
behind Brian's. He sets him up for
something...)

Shallow: DEATH PLUNGE! DEATH PLUNGE FROM THE SECOND
ROPE! POTRIGHT ESCAPES
THE DELAYED SUPLEX, GRABS DUDLEY FROM BEHIND, BACKDROP
DRIVER! BACKDROP
DRIVER! HE SETS HIM UP AGAIN... SECOND BACKDROP
DRIVER! AND A THIRD!

GP: X CUBED! HE HIT MICHAEL DUDLEY WITH THE X CUBED,
HARDCORE ISOSCELES
TRAPEZOID'S OLD MOVE! HE USED A FORMER FOE'S MOVE!
Michael down... Brian
down... Potright and Fission are up, but here comes
the Sins... TWIN BIG BOOTS! TWIN BIG BOOTS
TAKE DOWN POTRIGHT AND FISSION! Levine from behind...
Walker pushes him into the ropes,
THE INFERNO KICKS UP! LEVINE'S ON FIRE! HE'S ON FIRE!

JT: SOMEONE COOL HIM OFF! THE PRESIDENT OF THE IWO IS
DOING THE STOP, DROP,
AND ROLL! SOMEONE HELP HIM!

Shallow: Walker stomping on him!

JT: NO, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOL HIM OFF! STOP THAT! I
SAID STOP IT, DAMMIT!

GP: Well, it put out the fire... but Walker has
Levine, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CAGE! Levine
avoids being burnt this time, but Potright hops onto
Walker, climbs over him, and hits a hurricanrana!
Levine is down! Crow, however, grabs Potright,
SUBMISSION DEATHLOCK! Breaker goes over to
Crow, grabs him for a double-handed toss... but here
comes Michael Dudley! He's got a chair!

*THWACK!*

JT: OW! Down goes Breaker, down goes Breaker!

Shallow: Michael winds up again... FISSION GRABS THE
CHAIR FROM HIM!

*THWACK!*

GP: DOWN GOES DUDLEY!

JT: Not as good as mine, Greg.

GP: Shut up.

Shallow: Fission has the chair, sets it up in front of
Crow... runs into the ropes, goes for a flying
body-cross, Crow moves, and FISSION HITS THE MAT! Crow
dragged Potright with him, keeps it
locked on! Potright... he will not tap!

JT: Oh, he will.

Shallow: No he won't! But here comes Walker! He takes
Crow, picks him up, FULL NELSON SLAM!
Walker takes Potright now, throws him into the ropes,
POWERSLAM! Walker climbs up the side of the
cage... he's going for the scaffold! Walker may be the
first man to get to the scaffold... BUT THERE'S
LEVINE! THEY'RE CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!

*BOOM!*

GP: WHAT THE -- *crackle*

(Things are a bit blurry for a little bit... as the
ring clears of smoke and the cameras recenter
themselves,
we see that there's been an explosion in the ring.)

GP: *cracklecracklecrackle*... I think we've got the
mics live again. Look at the carnage in the ring!

(Everyone's out of it from the explosion. BHB are in
one corner... Breaker is down right next to the
burning inferno torch, as is Levine. Crow is fallen
over, right next to Potright. Fission is the only one
moving, slowly crawling until he goes unconscious.
Walker is hanging on the second rope, mere inches
from the fire...)

GP: This is ugly. We have to cut to break now...

*Promo for Beach Party 5*

GP: And we're back to Monday Night Meltdown ! And If
you're just joining us tonight folks, here's what
you missed seconds ago...

INSTANT ~IWO~ REPLAY:

Shallow: No he won't! But here comes Walker! He takes
Crow, picks him up, FULL NELSON SLAM!
Walker takes Potright now, throws him into the ropes,
POWERSLAM! Walker climbs up the side of the
cage... he's going for the scaffold! Walker may be the
first man to get to the scaffold... BUT THERE'S
LEVINE! THEY'RE CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!

*BOOM!*

GP: WHAT THE -- *crackle*

(Things are a bit blurry for a little bit... as the
ring clears of smoke and the cameras recenter
themselves,
we see that there's been an explosion in the ring.)

GP: *cracklecracklecrackle*... I think we've got the
mics live again. Look at the carnage in the ring!

(Everyone's out of it from the explosion. BHB are in
one corner... Breaker is down right next to the
burning inferno torch, as is Levine. Crow is fallen
over, right next to Potright. Fission is the only one
moving, slowly crawling until he goes unconscious.
Walker is hanging on the second rope, mere inches
from the fire...)

EXIT INSTANT ~IWO~ REPLAY !!!

GP: And we're back live now. All these men are still
down... but wait ! There's Syphon Fission and
Sabastian Crow. They're going at It. One on One. We've
seen some heat tension between these two In the
past. Crow and Fission, they're throwing shots like
left and right to each other... Syphon kicks Crow In
the gut, Crow goes down, Fission off the ropes and
Fission hits Crow with a swinging neckbreaker. Jake
Walker Is back up, he charges toward Syphon Fission,
but Syphon Fission hits a powerslam. Here comes
Jack Breaker, he charges at Syphon Fission... Jack
Breaker goes for a hurricurana, but he gets caught,
Syphon slings him up and throws him back down to the
mat, face first !!! Syphon Fission Is kicking ass
tonight !!!

JT: But wait ! There's my man, Evan Levine, he's back
up. He grabs Syphon Fission, he whips him to the
ropes, and hits him with a hard clothesline.

GP: We all know the history behind Evan Levine and
Syphon Fission, also.

GP: Evan Levine brings Syphon back up. He whips him to
the ropes, no ! Syphon gets a reversal, Evan
gets sent to the ropes, but wait ! There's Sabastian
Crow again.. he attacks Syphon from behind, and Evan
hits a swinging neckbreaker. God ! Look at this ring.
Everybody Is mostly fighting on the outside... Evan
and Crow are double teaming Syphon on the inside of
the ring...

JT: Where's Sam Potright ?

Shallow: Potright Is still laid out from that blow.
He's laying on the outside of the ring...

GP: Wait a minute, though ! Evan Is ontop a ladder
now, Crow Is setting up a table. Crow pushes Syphon
up the ladder, he hands him to Crow... what's this
going to be !?... and...

*SMASH*

GP: SYPHON FISSION JUST GOT DRILLED THROUGH A TABLE
!!!! Evan Levine flew straight off
the ladder and placed Syphon Fission, straight through
a table ! Sabastian Crow Is up now... he's ontop
the ladder and... FROG SPLASH !!!!!! Sabastian Crow,
standing at 6'7, just delivered a frog splash to
Syphon Fission. My God, how In the Hell did he do that
!?

Shallow: I don't know but look on the outside. The
champs are battling with The Sins. AWS Man
throwing shots to Jack Breaker... DPS Man battling
with Jake Walker... Jesus Christ !, this match Is mad
!!!!

JT: Just the way I like It, hehe.

GP: Look on the other side though... The Suicide Kings
are tearing apart Sam Potright !!! They're kicking
him when he's down !!!

JT: Who cares ! Let's pay more attention inside the
ring. Crow brings Syphon back up... he knocks down
the ladder, and hits a powerslam on Syphon. Crow Irish
whips Syphon to the corner, Crow hits a huge
splash. Here comes Evan now... Evan and Crow, Evan and
Crow, they're double teaming Syphon. They're
taking him to town. They're knocking his guts out...
but wait, on the outside... Sam Potright Is taking out
The Suicide Kings. Potright, he slides back inside the
ring and spins around Evan... Potright Is now
sending out shots to Evan, Potright Irish whips Evan
to the corner. Potright charges for Evan, but NO !
Crow charges at Potright and knocks him down before he
even gets there.

GP: This second half has mostly been based around Evan
and Crow. Evan and Crow are just beating the
Hell out of everybody they face. Evan at the top now,
he jumps off, and hits a legdrop to the fallen
Potright.

JT: Too bad there isn't any pins In this thing. Cause
I seriously think Crow and Evan should already have
this thing won.

GP: Well, still on the outside, we see The Insane
Clowns... well the Insane Clowns now, they send both
Sins to the cage. They're ramming there faces into the
steel cage. Sheesh !, remember that Schitzo
Tod/Sabastian Crow match, JT, at May Mayhem.

JT: Heh ! That match was awesome.

GP: Inside the ring again, Crow just told Evan to go
up to the scafolds. Whatever Crow has planned here,
Crow starts bashing down Sam Potright. Evan Levine,
he's climbing up to the scafolds. Crow Is beating
the Hell out of Sam Potright now... but wait, behind
Crow, AWS Man Is following Evan Levine up. Crow
hasn't noticed It yet... Evan has finally reached the
scafolds... AND SO HAS AWS MAN !!!

JT: OH NO !!!

Shallow: Sabastian Crow hasn't even realized AWS Man
Is going after Crow. At the top now, Evan turns
around and AWS Man strikes him back down. Evan stands
back up... he charges for AWS Man but AWS
Man hits a powerslam. AWS Man brings Evan back up, he
sets him up for a powerbomb... BUT NO !
Evan reverses It and backdrops AWS Man. Crow, Crow's
finally realized AWS Man Is ontop the scafolds
with Evan.

GP: Sam Potright Is back up, he spins Crow around, and
hits a DDT. Crow lost his concentration...
Potright brings Crow back up and Irish whips him to
the corner... Potright charges for a clothesline, but
NO ! Crow flips Potright over the turnbuckle, Potright
falls to the concrete ground...

JT: WAIT A MINUTE !!!....

GP: OH MY GOD ! LOOK AT THE TOP... AWS MAN HAS EVAN
LEVINE... AND... AHHH !!! AWS
MAN JUST TOSSED EVAN LEVINE OFF THE SCAFOLDS...
THROUGH A TABLE !!!! EVAN
IS MOTIONLESS !!!

[ The fans erupt In a pop reaction... I think. ]

JT: Crow can't believe It !!! His Tag Team Partner and
probably, his best friend, Evan Levine has just
been tossed off the scafolds STRAIGHT through a table
!!!

Shallow: But wait ! There's Syphon Fission... Syphon
Fission Is behind AWS Man...

JT: When did he get up there !?!?!?

Shallow: Syphon grabs hold of AWS Man... he sends AWS
Man for an Irish whip... but NO ! AWS Man
reverses the Irish whip and.. AHH, SYPHON GOES OFF THE
SCAFOLDS !!!... but no ! He didn't...
Syphon Is hanging onto the side of the ledge... AWS
Man approaches Syphon, he's trying to knock
Syphon off... but WAIT ! SYPHON GRABS AWS Man's leg...
AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER... AWS
MAN JUST GOT THROWN OFF THE SCAFOLDS... BUT WAIT !
SYPHON FISSION..

JT: INCOMING ! INCOMING !

*CRASH*

GP: SYPHON FISSION LOST GRIP ! AND HE FELL THROUGH THE
SCAFOLD ALSO...

Shallow: My God !!!

GP: Look at the Carnage !!!

JT: They both fell, straight ontop of Evan Levine !!!

GP: We got to take another break... this Is madness
!!!

**Commercial Break**

GP: Fans were back and we have taken are last break of the night. From this

point on MNM will not go to any promo.

JT: I think we better....everyone seems to be dead.

Shallow: After that fall taken by Syphon, AWS Man, and Levine...who
wouldn't
think that?

GP: That's right fans lets take you back right before the break to this
shocking moment

[Cuts to before the break]

GP: OH MY GOD ! LOOK AT THE TOP... AWS MAN HAS EVAN
LEVINE... AND... AHHH !!! AWS
MAN JUST TOSSED EVAN LEVINE OFF THE SCAFFOLDS...
THROUGH A TABLE !!!! EVAN
IS MOTIONLESS !!!

[ The fans erupt In a pop reaction... I think. ]

JT: Crow can't believe It !!! His Tag Team Partner and
probably, his best friend, Evan Levine has just
been tossed off the scaffolds STRAIGHT through a table
!!!

Shallow: But wait ! There's Syphon Fission... Syphon
Fission Is behind AWS Man...

JT: When did he get up there !?!?!?

Shallow: Syphon grabs hold of AWS Man... he sends AWS
Man for an Irish whip... but NO ! AWS Man
reverses the Irish whip and.. AHH, SYPHON GOES OFF THE
SCAFFOLDS !!!... but no ! He didn't...
Syphon Is hanging onto the side of the ledge... AWS
Man approaches Syphon, he's trying to knock
Syphon off... but WAIT ! SYPHON GRABS AWS Man's leg...
AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER... AWS
MAN JUST GOT THROWN OFF THE SCAFFOLDS... BUT WAIT !
SYPHON FISSION..

JT: INCOMING ! INCOMING !

*CRASH*

GP: SYPHON FISSION LOST GRIP ! AND HE FELL THROUGH THE
SCAFFOLD ALSO...

Shallow: My God !!!

GP: Look at the Carnage !!!

JT: They both fell, straight ontop of Evan Levine !!!

[Cuts back to match]

GP: Now with Levine, AWS Man, and Syphon dead, The kings and the Sins
are
back in the ring beating the hell out of Crow and Potright.

JT: That's not fair its a 4 on 2...and where the hell are the Dudleys.

Shallow: LOOK!!!

GP: MY GOD.... Michael and Brain Dudley are on top of the cage....Brain
jumps
off right onto the deadly sins and The Kings....HES NUTS....Everyone is
down
and out...NOW look at Michael...he takes aim and...HE'S NOT.......DON'T DO
IT
MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

JT: HE IS.....FLY DUDLEY!!!!!!! FLY!!!!!!

Shallow: Dudley jumps!!!!

GP: BLACK THURSDAY ON ALL 4 MEN!!! MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!!

JT: Damn...Dudley hurt himself. Everyone is dead again! Great....well cut to
a break.

GP: we don't have anymore.

Shallow: Wait...no look DPS Man is up and going to the top of the cage...he's

going for the scaffold. But so is Sam Potright! Both men are going for the
scaffold and still AWS Man, Levine and Syphon are not moving. However on
the
other end Mike Dudley is moving. He is on his way up to the top too....this
is nuts.

GP: Potright is right behind DPS Man who has gotten to the top and is now
reaching for the case. Potright is up now...and grabs DPS from
behind...OH!!!!! DDT on the scaffold.

JT: That thing is going to fall I know it!

Shallow: Dudley is to the top now....as he grabs Potright from behind.
Potright is jumping all around trying to get Dudley off of him. BUT
WAIT......NO NO!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH

JT: AHHHHHHHHHHH

GP: OH MY GOD.......OH MY GOD!!!! Potright just backed him and Dudley off
the
scaffold to the bottom of the floor...NOT THE RING.....THE FLOOR!!!!!
THATS
OVER 20 FEET!!! THERE DEAD!!!

JT: MY GOD!!! Lets take another look at it!

[Cuts to a reply]

[We see Potright backing Dudley off the scaffold as both fall hard hitting
at
the same time.]

[Cuts back to the ring]

GP: DPS Man is all alone on the scaffold....but he's not moving.

JT: But the Kings are....and so is Crow and Brain Dudley.

Shallow: Brain attacks Jeff King but Ryan King gets in the way and the
kings
are double teaming them now. Both kings send Brain into the ropes....Brain
comes off hard and is caught by the kings....and....NO.......THEY RAM HIM
INTO THE CAGE AND BREAK THAT PART OF THE CAGE DOWN...AND
BRAIN DUDLEY LANDS
IN THE FIRE!!! HES ON FIRE!!! MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!!

JT: SOMEONE PUT HIM OUT!!!!

[Workers run over to him and put him out right away before the fire could
really hurt him.]

GP: Back in deadly Sins are back up and both Walker and Breaker pick up a

ladder and closeline the Kings with it. now Walker picks up the ladder and
sets it up as breaker climbs to the top. Ryan King gets back up and Walker
takes him back down....Breaker takes aim...and........OH MY GOD!!!!!! MISSILE
DROP KICK OFF A 10 FOOT LADDER!!! Walker now looks up to the
Scaffold to see
DPS Man moving. Walker now starts to move up to the scaffold. But while
he's
doing that Crow gets back up and has a chair...HE NAILS Breaker in the
back
of the head with it...and now puts Jeff King in a sharpshooter.

JT: LOOK LOOK!!! AWS Man moved!!

Shallow: So did Syphon.

JT: But not Evan =(

GP: Walker is up on the scaffold and he picks up DPS Man....BUT NO!!!! Jaw

Breaker....DPS MAN WAS PLAYING POSSUM!!! DPS Man picks up Walker
and he's
saying he's going to toss him off!

JT: He's not

Shallow: He is!

GP: MY GOD!! DPS Man just tossed Walker off the scaffold....NO!!!
AHHHHHHH He
cleared the crowned and hit the metal ramp...The EMT's are already coming
to
look at him.

Shallow: DPS Man is free to get the case.....he is reaching for it.......he
almost as it.....he's so close....AND
HES...........................................................................

.............................................................................

................................................NO!!!!!!! Crow is up there
and crow tosses him off the scaffold but...DPS Man grabs onto the cage...as

both AWS Man and Syphon Fission are up. There not beating the hell out of

each other.

JT: Crow is trying to get to the Case....

GP: NO!!! DPS Man crabs crow by the foot and pulls him back!!! Crow falls
hard.

JT: OH MY GOD!!!!! LOOK!!! EVAN IS MOVING!!!

Shallow: It was bound to happen.

GP: DPS Man are fighting at the top of the Staples center....and AWS Man
and
Syphon Fission are at the bottom of it....this is getting interesting. Crow
takes down DPS Man...and now picks up the chair that was there from
before...and goes to hit DPS Man with it....NO!!!!

Shallow: DPS MAN KICKS CROW IN THE GUT!!

JT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Chair just fell off the scaffold on top of
Syphon
Fission and AWS Man!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!!

GP: Crow and DPS Man are still fighting as Levine gets to his feet. He yells
something to the ref has he starts to climb to the top.

JT: GO EVAN!!

Shallow: DPS Man grabs Crow...and.......OH MY GOD!!!!!! Brain buster!!! Crow
is out!

GP: This is his chance to get the case...DPS Man now reaches for the
case....Evan yells something down to the ref...DPS Man is only a inch away
from getting the case.....HES GOT IT!!! Its not coming off!! WHAT THE
HELL!!
DPS MAN is dangling from it....and its still not coming off...there something
wrong here!!

Evan: NOW!!!!!

JT: Now?

Shallow: Look the ref pulls out a remote....what the hell...Mike Torpy the
ref just started to move the cord...that the case is on....DPS Man isnt
letting go...he is now dangling over the ring without anything under him and
holding on for dear life for that case.

GP: he must be 30 ft up there!

JT: YAY Evan's to the top!

GP: Levine helps up crow as both get up and stand there looking at DPS Man.


Shallow: Crow and Levine are talking to each other.....what the hell?

JT: Crow backs up all the way and takes aim...he's not?!?

GP: HE WILL!!

Shallow: Crow gets a starting run and jumps off the scaffold and SPEAR
SPEAR
SPEAR!!! HE JUST SPEARED DPS MAN IN MID AIR 30 FEET ABOVE THE
RING!!!! THERE
DEAD!!!

GP: Fans we need to take another look at this

[Cuts to replay]

[We see Crow running fast jumping off the scaffold and hitting DPS Man in
his
air....killing his grip and knocking him down to the mat hard with a spear 30
feet above the ring!]

[cuts back to the ring]

JT: HAHAHAHAH!! That was great!

GP: Evan yells down the ref...and now the case is coming back to Evan....what

the hell is going on here?

Shallow: Evan has the case...but if DPS man couldn't get it off how will
Evan?

JT: Evan goes into his pants and pulls out....a..................KEY!!!!!!
HAHAHA HE HAD IT LOCKED ON THERE!!!

GP: Evan unlocks the chain that held the case...and pulls the case off!!!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Meygon: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS!!!!! AND NEW IWO #1 CONTENDERS
for the IWO TAG
TEAM TITLES......The team of Evan Levine and Sebastian Crow!!

GP: WHAT THE HELL!!!

JT: THAT'S GREAT!!! I LOVE IT!!

Shallow: THIS IS NUTS!! Evan cheated everyone!!

JT: That's why he is the REAL HEEL!!

GP: Fans were out of time....join us for HT!!!

[The scene dies out with Evan holding the case high over his head and
everyone else dead!]

FIN!