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[The scene opens with a heart beating sound as IWO banner fades in as words
fly all around it. Pride, Honor pass the screen as the banner fades out. As
it fades in the words Phelen Kell and Zombie fly around the screen to another
heart beat. Then as a O fly's across the screen we see the words Hate and
Love fly around and fade in. With the last heart beat the O fly's in with the
names Mysterious One and Titan following it. Finally the IWO comes ablaze as
the IWO symbol fly's past it as it fades out.]

[All of a sudden then "King Nothing" by Metallica starts to play as we cut to
see a HT recap]

(Voice of GP): FANS WELCOME TO HOSTILE TAKEOVER!!

[There is a big thunder bolt crashing across the screen as we hear fans go
nuts and scene from last Fridays HT play.]

(Voice of Dane Matthews): That's right, SYPHON FAGGOT is going to
meet his match here!

(Voice of GP): History will be made here tonight on HT!

[The scene cuts to shots of Dane and Syphon fighting!]

(Voice of Nikki)NO! Fission backs out, and turns Matthews
around... THE DEATH PLUNGE! HE JUST NAILED MATTHEWS
WITH IT OUT OF NOWHERE!

[The music beat changes as the lights go out and we hear a bunch of rambling
around inside the ring.]

(Voice of GP)NO! HE CAN'T! NOT THIS WAY!

[GP's voice echo's thought the building as the fans are screaming]

(Voice of JT) DOWNTOWN XPLOSION! DOWNTOWN XPLOSION BY DANE
MATTHEWS! FISSION IS DOWN! FISSION IS DOWN!

[We see it happen]

(Voice of JT) DOWNTOWN XPLOSION! DOWNTOWN XPLOSION BY DANE
MATTHEWS! FISSION IS DOWN! FISSION IS DOWN!

[Again and a again it replays]

(Voice of GP):NEW WORLD CHAMPION! FISSION WAS JUST SCREWED
OUT OF
THE TITLE! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD!

[ A shot of Dane and the Martin-o Brothers standing in the ring together is
shown as the scene fades out with GP's voice echoing over the building]

(Echoing voice of GP)MATTHEWS BEAT FISSION! THE REIGN OF FISSION IS

OVER!!! DEAR GOD!

[Scene fades out]

[The scene fades back in with a shot of the IWO symbol as it melts into the
MNM symbol and then explodes as "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses

starts to play. Then all of a sudden the scene cuts to a live feed from the
MGM Grand in Las Vegas Nevada! and a sold out crowed of 28000 people. The
camera pans all around as we see people going nuts and all on there feet as
the camera cuts to GP, JT, and Shallow ready to announce the matches for this

MNM]

GP: Fans...Welcome to the IWO...and MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN!

JT: Yep...how many more of these do I have to do...for God sakes!

Shallow: Till Prez Levine says other wise.

JT: YES SIR!

GP: Fans..we have one hell of a MNM for you tonight....but what's more
important was what went down at HT last friday....lets take you back there
now and show you what just happened!

[ The scene cuts to last Friday]

GP:Fission backs up, as Matthews goes behind, and
picks him up! He's going for the Downtown Xplosion!

Nikki:NO! Fission backs out, and turns Matthews
around... THE DEATH PLUNGE! HE JUST NAILED MATTHEWS
WITH IT OUT OF NOWHERE!

(The lights go out, as we hear a bunch of ramling
around inside the ring.)

GP:WHAT A TIME FOR A FREAKIN' BLACKOUT!

JT:COME ON! GET UP MATTHEWS! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

(The lights come back on, as we see the Super Martin-O
Bros. outside of the ring, and Fission down inside the
ring. Matthews is back to his feet slightly, as he
picks up Fission onto his shoulder.)

GP:NO! HE CAN'T! NOT THIS WAY!

JT:DOWNTOWN XPLOSION! DOWNTOWN XPLOSION BY DANE
MATTHEWS! FISSION IS DOWN! FISSION IS DOWN!

Nikki:MATTHEWS COVERS FISSION!

All:ONE!... TWO!... THREE!!!!!

GP:NEW WORLD CHAMPION! FISSION WAS JUST SCREWED OUT OF
THE TITLE! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD!

(The Super Martin-O Bros. slide into the ring and
start to celebrate with Matthews, as they hand him the
World title. Syphon lies face up, bleeding profusly
from the forehead.)

GP:THE MARTIN'S MUST HAVE HIT FISSION WITH THE WORLD
TITLE! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE! A DAMN INJUSTICE!

Meygon:Your winner, and NEW... IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION... DANE... MATTHEWS!!!!

(The Martins and Matthews celebrate in the ring, as
Donnie Daze and Joey Malone come chasing out from the
back.)

GP:TEAM CGI! TEAM CGI IS OUT HERE!

JT:AND THE MARTIN'S AND MATTHEWS BAIL! THEY ARE
EXITING THROUGH THE CROWD! MATTHEWS HAS BEATEN
FISSION! MATTHEWS HAS DONE IT! DEAR GOD!

GP:WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A NIGHT!

Nikki:MATTHEWS BEAT FISSION! THE REIGN OF FISSION IS
OVER!!! DEAR GOD!

[The scene cuts back to GP, JT, and Shallow]

GP: What a night that was.

JT: Its about time we got a respectable champ. The last one we had was Evan
Levine...before that it was Jay and before that it was Kestler...god what was
Jamie thinking?

Shallow: It was one hell of a night...but you know...tonight wont be much
better.

GP: That's right Johnny...because tonight Syphon is in action when he takes
on Jax Stone.

JT: Also tonight we will see Donnie Daze and Mr. Rookie of the year Sabastian
Crow take on The Spaze Event!

Shallow: That will be a great one...but not as great as the 6 pac challenge
for the IWO TV title #1 contendership.

GP: All that and more here tonight on.............................

[All of a sudden, Memory Remains" by Metallica slowly begins playing around
the arena..As the lights start to flicker..]

JT: MOMMY! Hold Me!

[ The lights go to black.. Than "Memory Remains" begins playing heavily, and
a huge cast of pyro goes into, the air as Dane Matthews makes his presence
felt at the entrance ramp..He stands there with the IWO World Heavyweight
Championship around his shoulder for a moment, and then begins walking
towards the ring.]

JT: What an Entrance from our World Champion!

GP: Oh brother, he's definately making his presence felt here right now!

Dane Matthews: Faggots, Transvestites, Lesbians and all those Homosexuals
Alike! Last Friday night, on Hostile Takeover, something great happened to
this federation, something better than Jewmie getting circumsized! Yes, thats
correct! Something even bigger than that! Now, you all might ask what could
be bigger than that?! But, let's take a look back to Hostile Takeover..

[A clip from the Main Event begins Playing..]


JT:DOWNTOWN XPLOSION! DOWNTOWN XPLOSION BY DANE
MATTHEWS! FISSION IS DOWN! FISSION IS DOWN!

Nikki:MATTHEWS COVERS FISSION!

All:ONE!... TWO!... THREE!!!!!

GP:NEW WORLD CHAMPION! FISSION WAS JUST SCREWED OUT OF
THE TITLE! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD!

(The Super Martin-O Bros. slide into the ring and
start to celebrate with Matthews, as they hand him the
World title. Syphon lies face up, bleeding profusly
from the forehead.)

GP:THE MARTIN'S MUST HAVE HIT FISSION WITH THE WORLD
TITLE! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE! A DAMN INJUSTICE!

Meygon:Your winner, and NEW... IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION... DANE... MATTHEWS!!!!

[ Camera's go back to the ring.]

GP: Matthews SCREWED Syphon! Syphon got SCREWED damnit!

Dane Matthews: Alright.. Now first things first, after watching YOUR World
Champion, win the title off of some bum off of the street, you might be
wondering, what were the Super Martin-o- Bros. doing out there, celebrating
with me.. You see, The Martins, were the tagteam that tooked the IWO World
Tagteam title off of me, after that coward Shawn Arrows, decided he couldn't
make it in the IWO anymore. Kevin and Walter Martin, and two guys I can hang

out with after shows, and get drunk with. They came down and congratulated
greatness after I became YOUR World Champion! Just like EVERY single one
of
you did out there when you found out that I became the IWO's center piece.
Now, first things first people, PLEASE stop sending the FanMail,
Congratulating me on this tough achievement, I udnerstand how much you
honestly, care! I think it's great!

Shallow: Someone's a little arrogant!

JT: I love this guy!

Dane Matthews: Now, people have been wondering, since Syphon Fission has
dropped the IWO World Heavyweight title, does that mean, he's going to be
fighting me at Desperate Measures? Well, your answer is NO! Syphon Faggot,
is
NOT getting another shot at MY title! Infact he'll be LUCKY if he can stand
in the same ring as me EVER again!

[Fan's begin booing..After the crowd quiets down, "Hail to the Chief" begins
playing over the PA System, and IWO VP Thomas Ford, begins to walk down
towards the ring, with a mic in his hand..He hops into the ring..]

Thomas Ford: Mr. Matthews..First off congratulations on becoming IWO World
Heavyweight Champion...

Dane Matthews: Ahh, another fan!

Thomas Ford: I don't think so..I'm here to say, that TONIGHTE on MONDAY
NIGHT
MELTDOWN! Syphon Fission is going to take on Jax Stone, with the WINNER
becoming the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! FOR YOUR BELT! That's right!
Winner fights
YOU at Desperate Measures!

[Fans begin going crazy.]

Dane Matthews: WHAT? THIS IS CRAZY!? I can't believe this! This is bullshit!

[As Dane is going nuts in the ring, "I am your Boogie Man" By White Zombie
starts to play as the fans all of a sudden become very mean and the boos fill
the building]

Evan Levine: Dane..Wait a minute, you and Ford need to get your facts
straight..FIRST OF ALL! Syphon Fission WILL take on Jax Stone tonight, for
NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP!

Dane Matthews: WHAT?!

Evan Levine: HOWEVER! The man, who will be in CHARGE of this match, is
YOUR
WORLD CHAMPION! DANE MATTTTHEWS!

Tom Ford: This is bullshit!

[The fans give major heat as Evan smiles]

Evan Levine: Don't worry Tommy Boy! It's all in the writing..Now have a good
day! Because, I know your Real Heel will!

GP: Oh my God! This is unbelievable! Syphon Fission against Jax Stone
tonight! Number One Contendership!

JT: Matthews is the referee! YES! I love the IWO now!

Shallow: Oh god!

GP: Fans we need to take a break..will be right back with more MNM!

[Cuts to a PPV Promo]

GP: Fans welcome back to MNM...just moments ago, we saw the mainevent
take
shape tonight. Lets take a look.

[Cuts to a shot of Evan standing on the stage.]

Evan Levine: Dane..Wait a minute, you and Ford need to get your facts
straight..FIRST OF ALL! Syphon Fission WILL take on Jax Stone tonight, for
NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP!

Dane Matthews: WHAT?!

Evan Levine: HOWEVER! The man, who will be in CHARGE of this match, is
YOUR
WORLD CHAMPION! DANE MATTTTHEWS!

Tom Ford: This is bullshit!

[The fans give major heat as Evan smiles]

Evan Levine: Don't worry Tommy Boy! It's all in the writing..Now have a good
day! Because, I know your Real Heel will!

GP: Oh my God! This is unbelievable! Syphon Fission against Jax Stone
tonight! Number One Contendership!

[Cuts back to the announcers]

GP: Yes....thats right fans...Mr. Levine has made the match tonight Syphon
Fission vs Jax Stone for the IWO Number one contendership!

JT: That should be a great match...........

[All of a sudden Verity and Ben Archer make there way to the ring side.]

Meygon: Coming to the ring first Chris Mezz,

(His music plays as he makes his way into the ring..)

Meygon: Coming to the ring second Christian Dougles

(His music plays as he makes his way into the ring..)

Meygon: Coming to the ring third Johnny Trip!

(His music plays as he makes his way into the ring..)

Meygon: Coming to the ring fourth Sephraya Rein

(His music plays as he makes his way into the ring..)

Meygon: Coming to the ring fifth Brian Blade

(His music plays as he makes his way into the ring..)

Meygon: And coming to the ring last Ryan Remedy
(His music plays as he makes his way into the ring..)

GP: Ladies and gentle men Ryan Remedy, Christian Douglas, Sephiyra
Reign, Chris Mezz, Brian Blade, and Jonny Trip are all in the ring.. Its
time for the match...

JT:We are Now joined by the tv champ...

Archer: Yeah yeah start the match....

JT : Alright back to the match...It looks like its going to be Brian
Blade and Johnny Trip starting the match off..

*BELL RINGS*

GP: They lock up in the center of the ring...

Arrows: Kick to the gut of Trip..

GP: Wow Blade must have played soccer in the day.. That was a pretty
sharpe kick to the ribs...

JT: Is there anyone in particular that you want to win this matchup
Archer since you have to face the winner..?

Archer: No The Icon will fight any of them...It doesnt matter who...

GP: Blade follows up the kick with a nice headlock applied on Johnny.

JT: Trip looks like hes in a lot of pain right now..

GP: Trip breaks free from the headlock and sends Blade into the ropes..

JT: Trip waits with his head down for Blade to come back to him..

GP: Blade comes back...

Shallow: Back body drop by Trip..

GP: Sends Blade to the mat hard...

JT: Man that hurt.

Shallow: Trip is wasting no time here.

JT: Hes returning the favor to Blade..

GP: He sure is, hes kicking a hole in the guys face...

Shallow: WOW Trip is on a mission here tonight, can he be the winner?

JT: Trip is picking up a hurting Brian Blade.

Shallow: He throws him into the corner..

GP: He goe full speed into him..!

JT: HAHAHA Blade just pulled a ref right in front of him, so he didnt
feel all the impact!

GP: The ref is down and hurt..

Shallow: That isnt stopping Trip, hes punching Blades face in!

(Verity taps Ben on the shoulder..And Ben gets up..)

JT: BEN? Where in the world is he going..

(Ben slides into the ring..After getting a chair..)

Shallow: Hes right behind Johny Trip with the chair!

GP: If I was Trip I wouldnt turn around..

(After finally knocking Blade over he turns around!)

*WACK*

JT: Whos your daddy Johnny Trip!

GP: What a chair shot by The Icon!

Shallow: Hes lucky the ref is down..

JT: No the match is a no dq!

GP: Archer is waking up the ref...

Shallow: Hes dragging him over to the fallen Trip..

JT: And he basically throws Blade ontop of him!

GP: The Refs ready for the count. Say goodbye to Johnny Trip..

JT: 1..2..3..

Shallow: Man was Trip robbed of a match here tonight..

(Ben Archer gets out of the ring and goes back to the anounce table..)

GP: Why the hell did you do that?

The Icon: Because The Icon Does what he has to do, no questions shall be
asked Keller!

Shallow: Back to the match. Blade doesnt relize he just pinned Trip does he!

Archer: Probally not I had to drag him ontop of him..

JT: Lets see whos next to get into the ring..

Shallow: Its Reign...Hes in the ring and goes right towards a hurting Brian
Blade..

Archer: What a stupid match, none of them could beat me..

GP: Blade needs to tag out because Reign is pounding him badly..

JT: You can say that again..

Shallow: Blade off the ropes..

GP: He ducks the Reign closeline!

JT: He goes of the other rop.

Shallow: Jumping clothsline and he almost just took of the head of Reign!

GP: That took all out of Brian Blade..

Archer: What a weakling..

Shallow: Blade is crawling over to the corner to get someone else into the
match up..

JT: Hes never going to make it Reign is back up.

Shallow: But hes taking his time!

GP: Blade is almost there..

JT: Oh I was wrong, he makes the tag into The Old School Star Ryan
Remedy...

Shallow: This kids been talking alot latley..Lets see what he got..

Archer: I could beat him..

GP: Remedy gets right into the ring..Clothsline sends Reign off of his
feet..

Shallow: Reigns back up, another clothsline sends him to the ground again.

JT: Remedy is fired up!

Shallow: He waits for Reign to come at him.

GP: With a quick pick up, Spinebuster from Remedy sends Reign to the mat
in pain..

JT: Ouch that must have hurt..

GP: This man looks pretty good Archer...

Shallow: Hes going up to the top rope..

JT: Now whats he doing..

GP: Wait look at Douglas! Hes sneaking over to the corner..

Shallow: He climbs the second rope from the outside, and push's Ryan Remedy

of
the rope!

JT: HOLY CRAP!

*BAM BAM*

GP: Remedy jsut went face first into are annouce table!

Shallow: I think hes dead!

Archer: Oh yeah looking real good!

JT: Look Mezz walks over and slaps the hands of a fallen and bloody Ryan
Remedy..

Shallow: He just tagged him self into the match up! He slides into the ring..

JT: Right behind Reign who is still getting up and has no idea what just
happend..

GP: He goes behind a staggering Reign. And hits him with a nice
neckbreaker...

Shallow: What a move..

Archer: And what an idiot in Ryan Remedy who just ruined are table!

JT: Wait Mezz goes for the cover...

1..2......NO!!!!!!!

GP: Reign still has something left in him...

Shallow: Mezz gets up and starts kicking Reign...

JT: Man hes stomping his ass!

GP: He goes back down for the pin!

1......2.......NO AGAIN!

Shallow: Reign doesnt want to be pinned here tonight..

JT: Look at Chris Mezz he has lost all his focus in this matchup hes now
going and yelling at the fans from the middle rope!

GP: Why is he giving Reign a second chance in this matchup? Big
mistake..

Archer: These guys are all stupid..

Shallow: Look Reign is getting up!

GP: What a mistake by Chris Mezz..

JT: Reign is now totally on his feet!

Shallow: He looks around..

Archer: That idiot probally thinks hes still battling Remedy..Who is by the
way still laying here like dead..

JT: Whats he looking for?

Archer: Cant he see Mezz?

(He grabs the chair Ben Archer left in the ring)

JT: Maybe he isnt that dumb he just got a chair..

Shallow: He walks up to Mezz who is still on the ropes yelling at the fans.

GP: He wacks him in the back with the chair..

JT: Well atleast now he got him off the ropes..

Shallow: He swings the chair back again and blast's Chris Mezz right in the
mouth!

JT: What a shot..

GP: GO for the pin...

Archer: Told you there dumb..

Shallow: Hes going for the pin..

GP: 1.....2......NOO!!!!!!!!!!

Archer: He kicked out?

JT: How did he do that?

GP: I dont no but Reign's mad..

Shallow: He takes the chair and once again swings it at his face!!

Archer: Maybe Reign isnt that dumb..But still not good enough I will beat
him Friday..

GP: Mezz is out cold, there ant no way hes kicking out again..

JT: Not unless he got special powers!

Shallow: For the pin...1...2...3...!!!!!!!!!!

GP: Reign has done it he has pinned Chris Mezz in the middle of the
ring..

JT: Whos going to get in there next?

(Dougles goes under the ring and pulls out a garbage can, with a cane, a
stop sign, and 3 cookie sheets in it..)

Shallow: This match is going to turn very ugly!

GP: DOugles throws the garbage can with goodies into the ring, and
slides in himself..

JT: He met by the left foot of Reign..

Shallow: Reign is kicking Dougles right in the face!

GP:Still being kicked Dougles make his way to his knees and low blows
Reign!

JT: Nice move..

Archer: Smart..

Shallow: Cheap..

GP: Dougles is getting out a cookie sheet.

*BAM*

JT: Wow look at that dent in the sheet from Reign's head!

Shallow: But Reign is still on his feet!

GP: Dougles takes the bent cookie sheet and once again hits Reign with
it bending it even more..

JT: He ant no more!

Shallow: Reign has been in there for a while he must be tired..

GP: Yeah, he needs to make the tag..But Dougles is in control right
now..

JT: Now what in the hell is Dougles doing?

Archer: Hes got my chair doesnt he?

Shallow: Hes just waiting for Reign to get up so he can hit him with the
chair!

GP: This isnt gonna be pretty..

Archer: Wow Kell your quick!

JT: Reign is up, and he sees the chair...

Shallow: Reign's drop kicks the chair right into the face of Dougles!

GP: What a smart move by Reign's..

Archer: Yeah but can the idiot make the tag? He used everything he had to
drop kick Dougles..

Shallow: He's trying very hard...

GP: Hes almost there....!

JT: YES, he tags in a fresh Brian Blade..

Archer: The man that I gave a free pin to..

GP: Yeah yeah..

Shallow: Blade takes Dougles by he neck and bashes his head right into the
turnbuckle!

JT: He follows it up with a nice cloths line!

Keller: Dougles is on the ground...

Archer: NO way he is?

JT: Hes slowly getting to his feet...

GP: Blade is sneaking behind him with the garbage can in his hand.

Shallow: Dougles is up, and Reign puts the garbage can over his head?

Archer: What an idiot he is!

GP: Blade picks up a chair..

Shallow: Hes stalking a blinded Christian Dougles with the chair..

Archer: My chair..

JT: He finally swings the chair three times!!

*BAM*
*BAM*
*BAM*

Shallow: And on the ground once again in Dougles..

GP: Brian Blade is taking the dented garbage can of the head of
Dougles..

JT: Wow look at Dougles it looks like hes out cold..

Archer: Are you sure Arrows? He looks very alive to me you jerk!

Shallow: Blade covers him up..

GP: Can he do it?

Archer: Why dont you shut up and see Keller..

Shallow: 1...2...3...!!!!!!!

GP: Brian Blade just pinned Christian Dougles...

Archer: Really?

Shallow: Thats three men down and three more men to go in this matchup..

JT: Look Remedy is starting to move again...

GP: But he isnt back in this matchup yet.

Shallow: The only two men left standing look like they are ready to get it
on..

JT: Reign comes out to meet Brian Blade in the center of the ring..

GP: Reign sends Blade against the ropes..

Shallow: Whats Blade doing he goes under the ropes and under the ring..

JT: What?

Archer: IDIOTS!

GP: Hes getting...A table?

Shallow: No! That nut just through 3tables into the ring!

JT: This is getting fun!

GP: Reign jumps over the top rope right onto Blade!

Shallow: Nice move!

Arrows: Reign takes Blade and throws him back into the ring..

GP: Reign picks up a steel chair and wacks Blade with it!

Shallow: Wow what a move that was..

JT: Blade is down..

GP: Reign is setting up on of those tables in the corner!

Shallow: He puts Blade onto the table..

JT: He going to fly from the top...

GP: This dont look good for one Brian Blade..

Shallow: Hes ready for take off!

JT: Hes off!

Shallow: Look Remedy is almost to his feet.

Archer: What an idiot!

GP: He just put Brian Blade through the table!

Shallow: Thats it Blades done!

JT: He's going for the pin..

Shallow: Remedy back in the ring!

GP: 1.....2........

Archer: Save by Ryan Retard!

Shallow: Bloody and all Remedy with the save..

Archer: Hes an idiot he could have let Reign pin Blade and than it would be
less work..

GP: Yeah but he promised he was going to atleast pin two people in this
matchup!

Shallow: Reign is back up and is extanging punches with Remedy!

JT: Low blow by Reign!!!

GP: He picks up the stop sign!

Shallow: Wham right in the face of a bloody Ryan Remedy!

JT: Remedy is down..

GP: Blade is down..

Archer: Really? IDIOTS SHUT UP..

Shallow: Reign is setting up another table in the other corner!

GP: Like with Blade he puts Remedy ontop of the table..

JT: He wants to fly once more!

Shallow: But look Remedy..

GP: Remedy is off the table and it on the little top rope with Reign!

JT: Both men are on the top ropes!

Shallow: Knee to the ribs by Remedy, gets Reign to kneel over...

JT: What is Remedy doing...

GP: He has Reign in position...

Shallow: He's not going to..

WHAM!

Shallow: RYAN REMEDY JUST GAVE Reign WITH A MOVE HE CALLS THE
CURE!!!!(A SIT
DOWN PEDIGREE) FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!

JT: Reign is dead...

Shallow: What a move!

GP: Another broken table!

JT: A bloody Remedy covers a half dead Reign!

GP: Could he kick out from that top rope through a table CURE?

Shallow: 1......2......3.........!!!!

JT: Remedy just pinned Reign!

GP: Reign gave it his all but there wasent anyway in hell he was getting
out of that move or breaking out of that pin..

Shallow: Look at this scene, on one side of the ring is a bloody Ryan Remedy
standing next to a table on the other is Brian Blade who is also next to a
table! Weapons fill the ring.. As we are down to are last two wrestlers in
what started off as a six man challenge!

JT: Remedy and Blade both charge to the center of the ring..

GP: Look at that Blade just through something in the eyes of Ryan
Remedy!

Archer: See now thats a smart guy...

Shallow: Thats a cheater!

GP: Blade takes a chair and hits the blinded Remedy right in the face!

Shallow: He has this won!

JT: Whys he going out of the ring?

GP: Hes getting something under neath the ring...

Shallow: It looks like..Gas and Matches?

JT: What the hell?

Shallow: He gets back into the ring and hits Remedy whos already down one
more time with the chair just to by sometime..

JT: Why doesnt he pin him?

GP: He's setting up the last table in the corner away from the other
broken tables..

JT: What the hell!!

Archer: This is great!

Shallow: He just poured the gas on the table!!!!

GP: Dont Blade dont!

Archer: SHut up and let him do what he gotta do!

JT: He takes the matches lights one, which lights the others and throws
them right on the table!!!!

Archer: Thats so great...

Shallow: The table is on fire!

GP: He is laughing as he picks up a hurt Ryan Remedy..

JT: Is he really going to...?

GP: I hope not..

Shallow: HE lifts Remedy upfor a powerbomb.. This is going to end a career
right here!

JT:He lets go!

Shallow: GOD!!!!!

Archer: WOW!

Shallow: Ryan Remedy's flesh just put out that fire! The impact of his body
just knocked out the flames!

Archer: Remedy is in serious pain!

GP: Hes career has to be over!

Shallow: Blade I think is going for the pin...

(Verity taps Archer on the shoulder)

(Archer gets up, grabs another steel chair and walks into the ring..)

GP: What is he doing in the ring..

Shallow: This isnt good for blade...

(Archer hits Blade in the back with the chair...And than turns Blade over
and hits him with the chair in his right leg atleast 10 times.. Blade
screams in pain as Archer knocks him out with one shot to the face.)

JT: He must have broke Blades leg!

(Archer sits back down)

GP: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!

Archer: SHUTUP!

Shallow: Wait look the burned and bloody Ryan Remedy takes all he has left
and
puts his hand over Brian Blade!

GP: No way not after being put through a table with fire!

JT: 1......2......3........!

Shallow: I cant believe he did it!

Archer: Thanks to me!

GP: Lets get the offical word!

Meygon: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE SIX PAC
CHALLENGE AND
NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE TV TITLE! RYAN REMEDY!

(FEAR BY DISTURBED PLAYS AS A BLOODY RYAN REMEDY GETS UP
AND STAGGERS TO
HOLD ONTO THE ROPES..)

Shallow: What a match and what a man Remedy is!

GP: Archer take a good look! Because you will be meeting that guy soon!

Archer: SHUT UP!

(The music shuts off as Remedy rubs his eyes getting rid of any last powder
thrown in there, and gets onto the middle rope, and stares down Ben Archer,
who is staring right back at him..Remedy signals that the belt is coming
with him soon..The music turns back on again..)

Shallow: What a matchup, look at all the carnage..

GP: We think this was a match wait until we see Archer and Remedy battle
for the tv title, thats going to be a classic..

JT: Well folks we got a whole lot more action tonight! Stay tunded!

(Scene cuts to where President Evan Levine is sitting watching the Hostile
Takeover main event...)

*Knock Knock*

Evan: Who is it??

Voice: It's me, Scott Stone again...

Evan: Go away..jeez.

*Door opens as Scott walks in..)

Evan: Ah I see you like to follow directions..you must reall...

Scott Stone: I'm sorry to interrupt but I have to ask you one favor Evan..you
give me ONE MORE shot tonight...

Evan: Scott your chance was last week, now your just a low-life jobber who
lost eight straight matches..

Scott Stone: Please Evan I'm begging you, this time make it a..a tag match!
Yes, throw any tag team out there against me..and a partner of my choice!

Evan: *Ugh* Fine, you got it..you go find yourself a partner, IF YOU CAN, and
well, I'll see who I can get to beat..I mean wrsetle you..

Scott Stone: Alright thank you so much Evan and I promise you, I WILL NOT
LOSE!!

Evan: Whatever..

(Scene cuts back to ring..)

[The scene opens in the back were we see Verity and Ben Archer talking]

Archer: So what did I do all of that again?

Verity: Because I tell you what to do...and I know whats best you you.

Archer: But......

Verity: Bot nothing.....you will keep that TV title by playing it smart...and
by having me pick who you face...is smart.

Archer: Whatever.

[The scene cuts away from them and to the back were we see Balde being
looked
at.]

GP: Fans it doesnt look good for Blad.

JT: He just doesnt look good all togeather.

Shallow: Coming up next folks, we have an outstanding
tag team competition suited up for you as we will
see Frank & Beans going head to head against Super
Martin -o- Bros.

GP: Yeah !, but don’t forget that President Evan
promised the winner of this match a guarantee title
shot
at Gunnar Smith and Sam Potright either this Friday at
Hostile Takeover or next Monday night at
Meltdown !!!

JT: Yeah !, well I’m putting my money on the Mario
Bros...

GP: Thats the Super Martin -o- Bros you doofus !!!,
and I disagree !, I honestly think Frank (n) Beans
will
go off next to face the current tag champs for the
titles.

JT: Oh yeah !?

GP: Yeah !!!

JT: You want to place another bet on this one homeboy
?

GP: Even all odds dumbass, just say the amount you’d
like to go for...

JT: $100 bucks straight down the middle !!!

GP: Again, your on !!!

Shallow: Ooooh, here we go again !

JT: Hehe...

[ The music of “Frank and Beans” starts playing as the
crowd comes to a mixed reaction as the team of
Frank and Beans come from behind the IWO curtain and
make their way onto the stage and down the
rampway... ]

JT: BOOOOO !!!!, I want the Mario Bros !!!!

GP: Its..., oh forget it !!!

JT: Hehe.

Announcer: Introducing to the ring at this time, the
first of 2 competitors for this explosive tag team
match.....FRANK AND BEANS !!!!!!!!!

[ Frank and Beans make there way inside the ring as
they await their opponents... ]

JT: Its Super Mario Brother TIME !!!!

[ The music of “Super Martin -o- Bros” starts playing
as the fans come to another mixed reaction as
Walter and Kevin Martin come from behind the IWO
Curtain and begin looking down at the fans... ]

Announcer: Introducing last to the ring....SUPER
MARTIN -O- BROS !!!!!!!!

[ Water and Kevin make there way into the ring as the
music comes to a stop and the bell rings... ]

Shallow: And here we go, the bell has rung and we are
ready for action. Remember guys, the winner of
this match will face the current IWO Tag Team
Champions either this Friday or next Monday for the
titles.

JT: Yeah !, but you can already headline that match
for Super Martin -o- Bros -vs- Gunnar Smith and
Sam Potright.

GP: Whatever JT !!!

Shallow: Oh well !, I guess we just got to watch this
match and see the outcome to determine the
Championship. Anyways, it seems like Frank and Walter
are going to start this match off, so there
circling around the ring, they lock up, but Walter
pushes Frank to the ropes. Walter drops to the mat,
Frank bounces off and jumps over Walter, Walter jumps
back up and goes for a armdrag but Frank blocks
it, Walter goes for a clothesline but Frank blocks it,
and hits a atomic drop !!!

GP: Frank grabs hold of Walter and brings him back up,
Frank tags in Beans and Beans takes hold of
Walter. Beans pushes Walter into the corner and hits
him with a hard right hand, Beans grabs hold of
Walter now, irish whip but NO !, Walter reverses the
whip and sends Beans into the turnbuckle. Walter
runs toward the turnbuckle with a charge but gets hit
with a hard boot to the face, Beans jumps onto the
2nd turnbuckle padding going for a hard fist to the
face it looks like, but WAIT !!!, OH MAN, A CHEAP
SHOT PUSH BY KEVIN !!!, Kevin just pushed Beans off
the turnbuckle and Beans lands into Walters
arms and a belly to back suplex !!!

JT: Holy Shit !, that was through mid air !!!, can you
believe that !?

Shallow: Well, we’ve been better but you can tell both
of these teams really want a tag title shot against
Gunnar Smith and Sam Potright...but now Walter falls
over Beans and we got a cover...the referee counts
it !!!

1.....

2.......

KICKOUT !!!!!

JT: Well, at least Beans got 2...

GP: Close Close Call by the team of Frank and Beans,
if Beans didn’t kick out then The Super Martin -o-
Bros could have won this.

JT: Yeah !!!, bring on the flower power guys !, that
should work...

GP: Walter just threw out Beans now and tags in Kevin,
but Kevin gets on the top turnbuckle now...Beans
stands back up and Kevin just hit Beans with a top
rope missile dropkick straight to the chest !!!, Beans
is
down and so is Kevin but wait !!!, while the referee
is paying attention to the outside, here comes Frank
into the ring and he attacks Walter !!!, he spins him
around and sends hard punches straight to the jaw,
ONE...TWO....THREE....WALTER IS FIRED UP !, HE WANTS A
FIGHT !!!, Walter grabs hold of
Frank and whips him to the ropes and catches him with
a HARD LOUD SLAMMING POWERSLAM !!!!

Shallow: MY GOD !, THE REFEREE SEES THIS NOW, AND HERE
COMES KEVIN MARTIN BACK
INTO THE RING, BUT FRANK GRABS HOLD OF KEVIN AND HITS
HIM WITH A RUNNING
BULLDOG !!!! BULLDOG BULLDOG BULLDOG !!!!, This has
gotten out of hand !!!!, and the crowd
is on their feet !!!

JT: Oh no !!!, Beans rolls back into the ring now and
both Frank and Beans stand Kevin back up and they
both hit DROPKICKS !!!!, HOLY SHIT !

GP: Dropkicks straight to the chest made by Frank and
Beans, and there is the cover by Beans...

1....

2.....

3.....!!!!

[ The music of “Frank and Beans” start blasting over
the speakers as the fans erupt to their feet as the
announcer says the winner... ]

Announcer: The winners of this match and #1 TAG TEAM
TITLE CONTENDERS.....FRANK AND
BEANS !!!!!!!

[ Frank and Beans get out of the ring and begin
running up the rampway as The Super Martin -o- Bros
are trying to figure out exactly what went wrong... ]

GP: The #1 Contenders are Frank and Beans so JT, cough
up at $100 bucks, haha...

JT: You SUCK !!!!!

Shallow: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, we
will return with more IWO action after this !!!

(Backstage, we see Spaz and Sullivan, the Spaz Event, walking down the
hallway towards their locker room.)

Spaz: Just wait Steve...before long, we'll be the ones carrying those World
Tag Team Titles.

Sullivan: No kidding. You know how easy it was to take them out at the PPV.
Smith and Potright don't stand a chance!

Voice: Funny, that's not how I see it.

(They turn around and see Samuel Potright, half of the champs. He nails
Sullivan in the head with his belt, slicing a gash in his temple. Spaz
starts to swing at Potright, but Gunnar Smith grabs his hand and swings him
around. He kicks Spaz in the stomach and nails a Perfectionator (the
re-named Dogginator) onto his half of the gold.)

Smith: I'd hate to see what they'd look like if we did stand a chance, eh?

Potright: You'll see if we ever get in the ring with them.

(They tap fists and walk off.)

**Commercial Break**

GP: Fans earlier in the night we saw Archer out here picking who he wants to
face at DM. And well....he did just that by hurting Blade and even going as
far as to let Rymady win

JT: It was great.

Shallow: Yep....Archer is going to be a marked man form now on.

GP: And with that said its time for the Television title match.

Shallow: Ben Archer will be defending his Television title against Why.

JT: Who?

Shallow: Why.

JT: I just want to know.

GP: Why is it that everyone has to take advantage of that stupid joke. The
wrestler's name is Who! That's W - H - O!

Shallow: Just calm down some man.

JT: Yeah.

Shallow: Now that I think about it, it is a pretty bad joke.

JT: Are you kidding me?! That's gold!

GP: *Sigh* Let's just get on with the match!

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first, the challenger...
WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Why comes to the ring)

GP: Any predictions for the match?

Shallow: I'm going to have to go with Ben Archer.

JT: Why!

Shallow: He's the current Television Champion and has a lot of momentum in
his favor.

JT: No, that was my prediction.

GP: *Sigh*

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring next... the current IWO Telelvision
Champion... BEN ARRRRRRRRCHEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ben Archer runs down to the ring with his TV title around his waist. He
takes it off as he slides into the ring. Then he charges at Why with the belt
in his hand and lunges. Why jumps out of the way as Archer falls on his
stomach)

GP: Archer tried to smack him with the belt, but Why quickly got out of the
way.

JT: Why is now attacking Archer!

(Archer gets on his hands and knees to get up, but Why kicks him in the side.
He tries to push himself up again but recieves another kick in the side. Then
Why kicks him several more times and he stays down.

Shallow: Hard kicks to the side of Archer. Why really wants that title.

GP: He isn't going to let up on him. There's nothing better than IWO gold.

JT: Hot women.

Shallow: Good point.

GP: I agree, but we have a match to call.

(Why sits down on the back of Archer and begins to pull back on his chin)

GP: Why has Archer in a camel clutch.

Shallow: Archer is screaming in pain.

(Archer reaches out and grabs the ropes. The referee begins to tap Why. After
a couple seconds he lets up and gets off of him. Then he pulls Archer up by
his arm and whips him to the ropes)

GP: Irish whip by Why, Archer comes off the rope and gets an elbow from Why.


(Archer comes off the ropes and is leveled by a back elbow from Why. He
quickly gets up but is sent back to the mat by a clothesline from Why. Why
goes for the pin)

Shallow: Why with a pinning attempt!

GP: One, two, kick out!

Shallow: That was a little early to pick up a win.

JT: I was hoping he'd get a three. Boring TV title division matches...

Shallow: Let's see you in the ring.

JT: You wait. Some day I'll get back in the ring and win the World title
easily.

Shallow: *Cough* Bull shit *Cough*

JT: What was that?

Shallow: Oh I'm sorry. Just clearing my throat.

(Why quickly gets up and pulls Archer up. He whips Archer to the ropes and
comes at him with a clothesline, but Archer ducks and stops. Why turns
around
and Archer jabs him in the face)

GP: Nice move by Archer to get momentum.

(Archer continues to hit him with jabs. Why stumbles around while Archer hits
the ropes and nails Why with a massive clothesline)

JT: Wow. Archer knocked Why right out of his boots.

Shallow: I don't know if he'll be able to recover from that one too quickly.

(Archer picks Why up and sets him between his legs for a powerbomb. He
attempts to lift Why, but he won't let him get him up)

GP: Why is trying to fight the powerbomb.

JT: I don't think Archer is going to get him up.

(Archer tries again, but Why won't let him up. So he smashes Why across the
back with a double axe handle. Then he hits the ropes and drops a leg across
the back of Why's head. He rolls him over and goes for the pin)

GP: One, two, thr NO! Why kicked out!

JT: God damn TV title match.

(Archer picks him up and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Why reverses
it and sends him to the mat with a short arm clothesline. Archer gets up
again but Why kicks him in the chest and plants him with a DDT)

GP: Beautifully executed DDT by Why.

(Why backs away as Archer slowly gets up. Then he rushes at Archer with a
clothesline attempt, but Archer moves and takes him down with a drop toe
hold. He then gets up and lays falling elbow drops into the back of Why)

Shallow: The momentum has shifted again.

JT: Yep. Archer is back in control.

(Why quickly gets up and swings at Archer. Archer ducks and hooks him in the

Arc. He lifts him and holds him for several seconds before dropping him down,
nailing the Arc)

GP: ARCHER JUST HIT THE ARC ON WHY!!!! HE JUST HIT THE ARC ON
WHY!!!! THIS
ONE IS OVER!!!!

Shallow: One, two, the..............

Gp: What the hell?

JT: HAHAHA look its Sephiyra Reign!!

GP: Sephiyra Reign just pulled the ref out of the ring and hit him. He jumps
into the ring and is now beating Archer. The fans are going nuts as Sephiyra
Reign sends Archer into the ropes....FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK!!!!!!

[As the fans are going nuts, the camera cuts to the stage as we see Christian
Douglas run down from the back.]

Shallow: Now what the hell is this?

JT: Are opening match...all over again!

GP: Christian Douglas gets into the ring as Reign is picking up Archer to end
this. He calls for his move...WAIT NO!! Christian Douglas just pushed Reign
out of the way and is going to hit his move....BUT NO...now Reign pushes
Douglas out of the way.

JT: This is odd.

Shallow: OH GOD!!! Douglas just hit Reign..there going into a big fight all
over the place...the fans are going nuts as the refs run out from the back
and stop the fighting.

JT: HAHAHA look at Archer...he is running up the ramp away from these two
guys!

GP: My god fans...was that different...I guess this match ended in a No
contest...or a win for Archer...im not sure.

JT: It was just funny as hell!

Shallow: And look at this Reign and Douglas are still fighting in the ring
with the refs all over them.

GP: Fans we need to take a break as the refs break up this.....well this
fight. We'll be right back with more...MNM!

[The scene fades to a Nad's add]

GP: Well fans its time for our next match.....This one will be good...and it
all went down on HT...with this!

[Scene cuts to a shot of LiGIL standing in the ring]

(voice of JT): ASH "SHADOW" ROBINSON!!!!!

(Voice of Ash): Well, I feel like wasting my time LiGiL. I
believe I can beat you and I want the match!

[A shot of LiGIL's face flash across the screen as does a shot of Ashes face]

(Voice of LiGiL): Alright Mr. Big Shot, I'll tell you what. This
Monday on Meltdown, you and I, one on one.

[The shot of Ash wrestling cuts across as it melts to a shot of LiGiL
wrestling...and that melts back to a shot of Ash]

(Voice of Ash): Deal my friend. And LiGiL, be prepared for the
beating of a lifetime.

(Voice of GP): Ash and LiGiL this Monday on Meltdown! What a
match that will be!

[Cuts back to GP, JT, and Shallow]

GP: That's right it will be a match to remember as Ash Robinson will be
making his in ring return here in the IWO and LiGiL needs to get a win under
his belt. LiGiL is trying to get back into the World title rase and Ash is
trying to just get back in the swing of things here in the IWO.

JT: LiGiL is going to kick some major ass tonight. He is going to make Ash
look so stupid tonight and not only that he is going to make Ash pay for
interrupting his TV time on Takeover.

Shallow: LiGiL is going to walk all over Ash I don't know why Ash thinks he
has a chance to win tonight.

GP: Well, I wouldn't take Ash out of it this early but I think he will put
up a good fight and in the end LiGiL will walk out with the win. But anything
can happen in the pool match. Well, it looks like everything is set lets head
to the Pool.

Ring Announcer: The following match up is a Pool match and is one fall. The
rules are simple the first man to get the pin wins the match.

Ding Ding Ding...

GP: Both men just jumped in the pool. Ash starts down at the deep end and
LiGiL is at the shallow end. Both men are swimming towards each other.

JT: Why must it be such a big pool? If it was a smaller pool then it
wouldn't take them to so long to get to the middle to fight each other.

Shallow: Finally both men meet in the middle of the pool. It looks like
both men are good swimmers and we won't have to worry about either of them
drowning.

GP: To let you at home know we have lifeguards on duty and if one of our
wrestlers is in trouble of drowning he will be saved. Both men are fighting
and kicking each other in the water. But Ash gets away from LiGiL by going
under the water.

JT: Come on LiGiL kick his ass all over the pool and then hurt him.

Shallow: Both men are under the water now. Ash is swimming away from
LiGiL
it looks like he is scared of LiGiL. Ash climbs out of the pool and LiGiL
follows him.

GP: Now the real action begins. But both men need to watch out because it
is wet out there and we wouldn't want anybody to fall. There is a right hand
from Ash I think it caught LiGiL by surprise. LiGiL swings back at Ash and
he connects with a a right hand.

JT: Both men are locked up now LiGiL has Ash in a headlock. He is cranking
down on it and putting more and more pressure on his neck.

Shallow: Ash just shoved LiGiL into the ladder to the diving board. LiGiL
hit his head pretty hard. He looks a little woozy.

GP: Ash is taking control now. But what is he doing? He has LiGiL right
were he wants him and he can go ahead and get some offense going but
instead
is he climbing that ladder to the top of the diving board. That diving board
is pretty high up there to.

JT: Look up LiGiL he is climbing the ladder. That's the way to find him
LiGiL.

Shallow: LiGiL is now following Ash up to the top of the diving board. But
when they both get up to the top. I don't know how much weight it can hold
but it is going to be close when both of them get up there. Ash is now on
the diving board.

GP: LiGiL is a few steps behind Ash and yes they both are up on the top of
the diving board. The ride up was easy but which one of these men is going
to go down the hard way?

JT: Its going to be Ash I can all ready tell you that much.

Shallow: Well, we will have to wait and see.

GP: Ash has control he just nailed LiGiL with a huge right hand. But LiGiL
comes back with a left and a right. Ash is getting close to the edge of the
diving board platform.

JT: Come on LiGiL knock Ash all the way down to the water.

Shallow: Both men don't look to be in the best of shape. But they continue
on.

GP: LiGiL swings at Ash but NO Ash ducks and he spins LiGiL around. he
grabs him around the waste and he is going for a back body drop. BUT OH MY!

The DIVING BOARD BROKE...Both men feel 20 feet to the water.

JT: I'm speechless. That was one of the craziest falls I have ever seen.

Shallow: Both men are above the water. But they both look to be dead. How
both men survived that I do not know. When they came down LiGiL landed on
top of Ash and the broken board hit both of the men. LiGiL is the only man
so far to show signs of movement. He is now swimming a little bit towards
the side of the pool and yes he is out of the pool.

GP: I'm worried about Ash that was one hell of a fall. He is bleeding real
bad from the head.

JT: The referee is about to call this match because Ash can't go on...how
sad. HAHAHAA

Shallow: I wouldn't count Ash out yet he is showing signs of life. He is
now starting to swim a little bit. Yes, he made it to the side of the pool
and he is telling the referee not to stop this match up.

GP: Ash is out of the water but I don't know if that is the best thing for
him right now. LiGiL is right on him pummeling the hell out of Ash. LiGiL
just grabbed a chair and he nailed Ash over the head with it and again. Oh my
Ash is bleeding now more than ever.

JT: That's the way to kick his ass LiGiL...this match is yours.

Shallow: What's LiGiL doing? He is walking away from Ash I guess he is
going to get another weapon.

GP: Ash is making his way back to his feet. He is now back on his feet but
he is looking a bit woozy. Ash is walking towards LiGiL now he is picking up
the pace. OHHHHH Ash just slipped and feel. He is holding his knee. It
looked like when he feel that he twisted his knee real bad. LiGiL see Ash
down and he is going for the pin.....
ONEEEEEEE........
TWOOOOOOO........
THREEEEEEEEEE...........LiGiL WINSSSSS!

JT: Just like I said he would.

Shallow: What a great match from these two.

GP: I'm worried about Ash he has lost a lot of blood and his knee is
starting to swell up. I think the referee knows something is wrong and he is
calling for the paramedics. Well, its time for a commercial break we will be
right back.

[Cuts to a Nadas add]

GP: Fans welcome back to MNM.....just before the break we saw Ash
Robinson
get the beating of his life and it was at the hands of LiGiL.

JT: Yep....KISS THAT ASH!

Shallow: That made no sense.

JT: I know...so shoot me.

Shallow: If I only could.

GP: Fans, here is what went down.

[Cuts to last match]

GP: Ash is making his way back to his feet. He is now back on his feet but
he is looking a bit woozy. Ash is walking towards LiGiL now he is picking up
the pace. OHHHHH Ash just slipped and feel. He is holding his knee. It
looked like when he feel that he twisted his knee real bad. LiGiL see Ash
down and he is going for the pin.....
ONEEEEEEE........
TWOOOOOOO........
THREEEEEEEEEE...........LiGiL WINSSSSS!

[Cuts back to the Announcers]

GP: Fans...well let you know about Ash when we know.

JT: He should have listened to his mom...NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL!

Shallow: AH SHUT IT!

GP: It's time for our special added on match! It's Scott Stone and a tag
partner of his choice vs a tag team of President Evan's choice!

JT: Well since Scott Stone sucks, whatever team Evan choses will crush
Scott's team!

Shallow: Yea this all went down earlier when Scott asked Evan for a match.

JT: And he got it....oh well Evan cant win them all.

("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 begins to play..)

GP: We'll find out soon enough!!

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first from Scranton, PA, he is a 2 time
IWO North American Champion and a 2 time IWO Tag Champion, he is SCOTT
STONE!!

(Scott walks into the ring and grabs a mic..)

Scott Stone: Evan, get your shitty ass tag team down here..NOW!!

(President Evan appears on the screen..)

Evan: Scott, your opponents tonight are..THE FACTS OF LIFE! TOOTIE AND
BLAIR!

(Tootie and Blair come out taunting Scott Stone!)

Evan: Now SCOTT, who is your, TAG PARTNER?

Scott Stone: HAHA Come on out..

("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 begins to play again..but nobody comes

out..)

Evan: HAHA! It looks like you don't have yourself a partner! HAHA!! Get him
guys!

*Ding Ding Ding*

GP: And we are underway!! Tootie and Blair get into the ring and attack
Scott, Scott tries fighting the two of them off but does not succeed!

Shallow: Greg, Scott doesn't stand a chance. If he can't win 8 straight
singles matches, how the hell is he gonna beat Tootie and Blair!?

JT: I agree Shallow, Scott just..sucks anymore! He is gonna get beat to death!

GP: Well we will find out! Tootie sends Scott to the ropes, 3D ON SCOTT
STONE
FROM TOOTIE AND BLAIR! Blair goes to pin Scott! 1...2..THR! NO!! SCOTT
KICKS
OUT!

Shallow: And to let all you people at home know..if you even care..this can
mean Scott Stone's career here in the IWO! If he loses, he will more than
likely be released from his IWO contract!

GP: Very true Shallow and I sure as hell don't want to see that!

JT: I can give a shit!

GP: Scott up and beating used as a punching bag by Tootie and Blair..ya know,

I wonder who Scott's
'mystery' partner was tonight..

Shallow: Maybe it was Tyler Johnson...HAHAHAHA..but wait, he's a cupcake
now
that was already eaten and I'm sure digested by Shitzo Tod, AWS Man, and
Rob
Kestler!

Shallow and JT: HAHAHAHAHA!!

GP: You guys are assholes. Anyway, Tootie spits in Scott's face, sends him to

the ropes and clotheslines him hard to the mat. Blair now off the top rope
and a diving head butt!! Scott is out cold! Tootie goes for the pin!
1...2...THR! NO! SCOTT KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

Shallow: Wow is it me or is Scott Stone looking like the Scott Stone of
old..AGAIN!?

JT: I sure hope he isn't, he really pissed me off back in the day. Him and
'the cupcake' Tyler Johnson go into the history books along with the Prep
Kids as the ONLY team to share the IWO World Tag Team titles, eventually the

pTs went on to hold the titles alone at Broken Hearts Broken Bones Two, over
a year ago.

GP: And look at Scott gaining momentum! He cheap shots Tootie in his male
genatalia, Blair comes over but Scott spears him and starts pounding on him!
Tootie up quickly and dives on Scott and puts him in a camel clutch! Damnit
Scott almost had a offensive attack!

Shallow: Yeah, ALMOST! HAHA HE SUCKS! Come on Tootie and Blair kick the
shit
out of him and get it over with! Jeez!

GP: Tootie lifts Scott up and slams him to the mat hard! Scott holds his back
in pain as Blair comes diving off the ropes and executes a frog splash!! The
pin again! 1...2. SCOTT KICKS OUT EASILY!

JT: I can't believe Scott, he is really doing a great job of staying alive in
this match..it's either that or Tootie and Blair aren't that powerful..and
Greg, have Tootie and Blair EVER won a match here in the IWO??

GP: HAHA I don't think so JT, I don't think so. Anyway, Tootie and Blair are
discussing things while Scott get's up, he is dangling in the corner
turnbuckle hoping for his partner to soon come down! While Tootie and Blair
just keep pointing and laughing..Tootie walks up and slaps Scott in the face,
Scott tries to swing but Tootie just grabs his arm and throws him to the
ground! Blair starts busting out laughing..now this is not right!

JT: Well while we were babbling about stupid shit they were really beating
him. Punching and kicking him while he was down, Scott is really in pain and
I guarantee it!

GP: Well JT i sure hope someone comes down in Scott's defense

(Lights go out..)

Shallow: Well Greg I think you spoke to soon! Someone's coming down now!!!

GP: Who can it be?!?!

(Lights go back on..)

GP: IT'S TYLER JOHNSON! HE HAS RETURNED TO THE IWO! HE IS BACK!
HE TAKES OUT
TOOTIE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, HE TURNS AROUND AND CLOCKS BLAIR
IN THE SIDE OF
THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HOOK!

JT: OMG HE'S BACK! I THOUGHT HE WAS A CUPCAKE!

Shallow: Who the hell cares..

JT: Look at Tyler take care of Blair, he whips him to the ropes, kick to the
gut, DDT!!

GP: Scott Stone is up, and has a mic..

Scott Stone: *Gasping for air..* You arrived..thank you..now umm, LET'S TAKE
CARE OF THESE PUNKS!

Tyler Johnson: LET'S DO IT!!

GP: Tyler grabs Tootie, whips him into the ropes, HITS HIM WITH A
STUNNER!!
Scott has Blair, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!!

JT: WHAT IS GOING ON!?! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS!!!!

Shallow: So who here heard about that storm on the east coast sunday and
today?

GP: Scott Stone is up, AND CONNECTS WITH 'STONED' ON TOOTIE!! TYLER
GOES UP,
FROG SPLASH ON BLAIR!! THEY PIN THEM AT THE SAME TIME! 1...2...3!!!

JT: NOOO!!

GP: THE PRIME TIME SOLDIERS ARE BACK IN THE IWO!!

JT: Not only that, but Scott Stone's 8-match losing streak ends!! HAHA!

GP: Wait Scott Stone has a mic...

Scott Stone: Ladies and Gentleman, the greatest Tag Team in IWO history..IS
BACK!!

Shallow: SELF PROCLAIMED..dumb ass.

Tyler Johnson: And any tag team out there..besides these two punks..that has
ANY guts at all, bring it on..Speechless? Thoughtso!

("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 plays as Scott and Tyler make there
way
to the back!)

GP: pTs are back! And we'll be RIGHT BACK!

*Commercial Break*

GP: Welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown. Right before we went to the
break
we saw something this announcer never thought he would see...and that's the
return of The Prime Time Solders!

JT: Yea...and now we have two jobbers...go figure!

GP: Lets take you back and show you how this all went down.

[Scene cuts back to earlier in the night]

Scott Stone: Please Evan I'm begging you, this time make it a..a tag match!
Yes, throw any tag team out there against me..and a partner of my choice!

Evan: *Ugh* Fine, you got it..you go find yourself a partner, IF YOU CAN, and
well, I'll see who I can get to beat..I mean wrestle you..

[Scene fades into just before the break.]

Evan: Scott, your opponents tonight are..THE FACTS OF LIFE! TOOTIE AND
BLAIR!

(Tootie and Blair come out taunting Scott Stone!)

Evan: Now SCOTT, who is your, TAG PARTNER?

Scott Stone: HAHA Come on out..

("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 begins to play again..but nobody comes

out..)

Evan: HAHA! It looks like you don't have yourself a partner! HAHA!! Get him
guys!

*Ding Ding Ding*

[The scene fades to the end of the match.]

(Lights go back on..)

GP: IT'S TYLER JOHNSON! HE HAS RETURNED TO THE IWO! HE IS BACK!
HE TAKES OUT
TOOTIE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, HE TURNS AROUND AND CLOCKS BLAIR
IN THE SIDE OF
THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HOOK!

JT: OMG HE'S BACK! I THOUGHT HE WAS A CUPCAKE!

Shallow: Who the hell cares..

JT: Look at Tyler take care of Blair, he whips him to the ropes, kick to the
gut, DDT!!

GP: Scott Stone is up, and has a mic..

Scott Stone: *Gasping for air..* You arrived..thank you..now umm, LET'S TAKE
CARE OF THESE PUNKS!

Tyler Johnson: LET'S DO IT!!

GP: Tyler grabs Tootie, whips him into the ropes, HITS HIM WITH A
STUNNER!!
Scott has Blair, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!!

JT: WHAT IS GOING ON!?! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS!!!!

Shallow: So who here heard about that storm on the east coast sunday and
today?

GP: Scott Stone is up, AND CONNECTS WITH 'STONED' ON TOOTIE!! TYLER
GOES UP,
FROG SPLASH ON BLAIR!! THEY PIN THEM AT THE SAME TIME! 1...2...3!!!

JT: NOOO!!

GP: THE PRIME TIME SOLDIERS ARE BACK IN THE IWO!!

JT: Not only that, but Scott Stone's 8-match losing streak ends!! HAHA!

GP: Wait Scott Stone has a mic...

Scott Stone: Ladies and Gentleman, the greatest Tag Team in IWO history..IS
BACK!!

Shallow: SELF PROCLAIMED..dumb ass.

Tyler Johnson: And any tag team out there..besides these two punks..that has
ANY guts at all, bring it on..Speechless? Thought so!

("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 plays as Scott and Tyler make there
way
to the back!)

GP: pTs are back! And we'll be RIGHT BACK!

[The scene fades back into GP, JT, and Shallow]

GP: It was a sight to behold.

JT: Yea...whatever can we just move on NOW!

GP: OK.....are ne...............

(The lights go off. The crowd pops. Slowly a rumbling fades in from the sound
system. A voice is heard whispering...)

Voice: Are...you...ready?

(The crowd pops, the rumbling grows louder. The voice appears again,
this time stronger.)

Voice: Are you ready?!

(The crowd continues to pop as the rumbling grows louder still.)

Voice: Are You Ready!!?!

(The crowd is on its feet. Once again, the rumbling grows louder. The voice
screams.)

Voice: ARE YOU READY?!!!!!!?

(The rumbling stops suddenly. the crowd pops for a few minutes...)

("Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit kicks loudly over the speakers as fireworks go
crazy. The song plays on until the chorus, at which point more fireworks go
off, the lights go on, and there standing in the center of a ring stands the
Mysterious One, ?? with his arms raised to the sky and his head lowered. He
lowers his right hand, in which he holds a microphone, to his mouth.)

??: I-W-O...Death comes in Mysterious Ways...

(the crowd pops loudly for good long time. The Mysterious One lowers his
hands)

??: I've got been back for 4 days now. 4 days, and already we've seen the
IWO split into three seperate ways. We have 3 different general opinions
about my return. We've got...

(he stops for a moment and lets the crowd pop again.)

??: We've got the IWOers who want to follow my every footstep. These are the

pathetic people who won't stand up for themselves and their beliefs, but
would rather just try and cower behind me as if I'm gonna help their asses
out when they need it just 'cuz they hold the same opinions as I do. I'm not
here to make every member of the IWO a believer in me. I don't want you
f*ckers following me around. The last thing I need is to have a bunch of kids
whining at me to do something so they can copy me exactly. You poor souls
need to get yourselves in gear...I will NOT help any of you f*cks win
anything, I will NOT help any of you f*cks accomplish anything...the only
thing I might do is beat some f*cking sense into you.

(the crowd pops.)

??: The second faction of IWOers we've got are those tough guys out there.
Y'know, the ones who came out and challenged me as soon as they heard I
was
back. The ones who wanted to throw their names in the hat as potential
challengers, just because I was the Mysterious One and if they could show me
they could level up to me, they'd establish a foundation for themselves to
lead to bigger and better things. These people are even f*cking worse than
the ones I mentioned first! First off, if any of you think you can kick my
ass...heh.

(the crowd pops again.)

??: I've been in this sh*t longer than any of you. I may not have been in
action for a few months, but thats only gonna lead you to underestimate me
even further. What happens when people underestimate me? Well, let's see...at

least five no-names off the top of my head in the IWO's past have been
permenantly hospitalized or worse. So if you're thinkin' that you need to
fight me to MAKE a name for yourself...think of those people. You'll wind up
bein just like one of them.

??: Second, the fact of the matter is that I just don't give two sh*ts about
making a name for you. I'm here to beat the living sh*t out of you, to make
you THINK before you ACT. Now...if you came out and challenged me before I
ever stepped foot in the ring, without any knowledge of what I'm capable of
now, how smart is that? Half you stupid f*cks don't even know why the hell
you hail me as an IWO legend, and yet there you are ready to risk life and
limb just so you can say you went toe to toe with the Mysterious One. To all
the people in this little grouping: I'll make sure each and every one of you
get your shot at me. I'll also make sure you regret ever opening your f*cking
mouth to me in the first place. That's a promise.

(the crowd pops yet again.)

??: And the third group of all is that group of people who just totally
ignored the fact that I came back. Those that have better sh*t to do than
worry about the Mysterious One. These are the people that might actually get
to go about the rest of their lives without having the scars of stepping in
the ring with me. These are the select few who either don't have that deep
seated fear of me, have the balls to ignore that fear, or just are too
f*cking busy to bother. Whatever it is, these are the ones who know what they
want in their careers and their lives and you may actually see something from
them. Of course, I think like...two people fit into this category? If that?
It's pretty pathetic...so many people to beat senseless, so little time. So
ANYWAY...about this thing I said earlier last week about challenging
someone...

(the crowd pops for a long time.)

??: The time isn't right yet. I'm still scouting the troops here, deciding
who needs the ass kicking worst. But we're close. And that pour soul who gets
the honor of facing me...I'd feel sorry for him if I didn't know that he
deserved what he was gonna get. Plain and simple, somebodies gonna get
f*ckin' dropped on their head. Until next time, IWO...

(He drops the mic. "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit plays for awhile as The
Mysterious One stands in the center of the ring. Suddenly he raises his
hands. Fireworks go off, followed by the lights going out. The music cuts
directly back to rumbling, and then in the background that same voice from
earlier, the voice of the Mysterious One, cuts in...)

Mysterious One: Are...you...ready?

(the rumbling fades away. The crowd pops until a fade to a commercial.)

GP: FANS WELCOME BACK TO ONE HELL OF A MNM!

JT: Your only saying that because Ray JR was just here.

Shallow: It was The Mysterious One....get it straight.

GP: This is announcer is one who is happy to see him back.

JT: Can we move on?

Shallow: Yea...its nice to see some old IWO in the new one

JT: AND!!!!!!!!! now it's time for the bong on a poll match!

Shallow and GP: Huh?

Shallow: JT, it's just a filler match...

JT: But, but... BONG! POLL!

Shallow: Don't you understand? This match is pointless!

JT: To *you* it might be, but to the average stoner watching at home, this
match is pure gold...

Shallow: How can you-

JT: ...Pure gold....

Shallow: arg..

GP: Forget it, the only thing that's get's through to him are those hidden
cameras he has hidden in Nikki's house.

**Cut to Nikki's house**

Nikki: Man, I love being home alone... Not having to work... I know! I'll go
brush my teeth.

(Nikki heads into the bathroom, she starts "feeding the need" until she looks
down the toilet.)

Nikki: What the hell is that? Wait a second...

(Pan out. We see a bunch of cmeras in the bathroom.)

Nikki: JT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Cut's back to the announce table***

JT: Did you guys just feel something?

GP: Nope.

Shallow: No.

JT: Eh, probably my imagination...

GP: Anyway, lets get back to the match. A "bong on a poll" match...

Shallow: Greg, why don't you tell everyone the *point* of this one...

JT: I KNOW! I KNOW!

GP: Well, to win you must get the bong...

JT: AND SMOKE IT!!!!!!!

GP: ...Yes JT...

(Erik Blakes music hits. Blake runs down to the ring, immediately going for
that bong.)

JT: YES! I KNEW BLAKE WANTED TO GET HIGH!

Shallow: Or he wants a shot at the US title...

JT: Wo cares about the US title when YOU CAN SMOKE A BONG!!!!

('Cheno is da' shiznit' by various artists hit and the crowd goes nuts.)

JT: YES! THE MAN HIMSELF! CHENO!!!!!!!!

(Cheno runs into the ring and him and Blake start fighitng.)

Shallow: God... Why me?

JT: What? Aren't you loving this!

GP: Oooh! Blake with a hard clothsline to Cheno!

(Blake runs for the pole, but Cheno grabs his leg, Blake then faceplants down
on the mat. Cheno gets to his feet, and starts stomping away. Cheno then
lifts his left foot high, and smashes it down towards Blake, only to havew it
caught. Erik throws Cheno over, then scrambles for the mat. He starts taking
a few breaths of air. Cheno then dashes for him, but Blake ducks, and lifts
up, sending Eddie up, then back down. Cheno then dashes for Blake again,
only
to fall into a scoop slam. Blake looks at the bong, then Cheno. The crowd
pops as he goes back over to Cheno and picks him up.)

JT: SEE THAT? HE COULD HAVE WON!

Shallow: I think he wants to give the fans more.

JT: I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE GET HIGH!

(Erik whips Cheno into the ropes, but Eddie counters with a dropkick that
knocks Blake into the ropes. Cheno then makes the mistae of running for the
bong. He starts to climb the turnbuckle holding the pole. He reaches for the
bong, but Erik Blake, who was not taken out by that dropkick, grabs Cheno,
and slams him down on the mat. He then strats to climb the pole, he reaches
for the bong, grabs it, then leaps off ontop of Cheno!)

GP: BLAKE WINS!

JT: SMOKE IT YOU JACKASS! GET HIGH!

(Blake looks at the crowd, then points to the bong, they all let out a cheer.
He begins to smoke it, and the crowd goes insane! Suddenly, three men hop
over the railing.)

Man 1: Okay, this is what we've been waiting for.

Man 2: Book em' boys!

JT: NO!!!!!! THE PIGS!!!!!

(The first man handcuffs Blake, then sesond begins to read him his rights.)

JT: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chenos starts to laugh as they haul Blake away.)

Cheno: dat was da fukin' shiznit mang!

Shallow: Well, you have to admit, that was a pretty good match.

JT: God damn cops... I'll show them!

GP: You do that....fans we need to take a break..will be right back with more
MNM!

[cuts to a Bong add]

Shallow: Alright, coming up we've got one interesting match coming up right
now..

JT: We're going to see some blood shed in this bitch! Yes! Sebastian Crow and
Donnie Daze are going to team up against the Spaz Event!

GP: This is the match, I've been waiting for all night! Now, I'm wondering if
Daze and Crow are going to be able to work on the same page, or are they
going to be destroying each other?

SHallow: THat's a stupid Question! We ALL know that there going to KILL each
other before they can even get down to the ring!

JT: I don't know, I'd say it's going to take a while until they begin
fighting..Maybe half way through the match..You never know with these two
charecters.

GP: I'm hoping to see the Spaz Event bring back the form they had, before
Sullivan's injury, and I'd also like to see how Crow and Daze can work
together there two GREAT wrestlers who are going to be the future of the IWO.

Shallow: Shit! We missed the Spaz Events entrance! There already in the ring!
Here come's Donnie Daze! This guys awesome and he's our Extreme
Champion!

Meygon: And there Opponents, weighing in at a combined total over 400 lbs,
introducing the team of the IWO EXTREME CHAMPION DONNNNIE DAZZZzzE
AND IWO
EXTREME TITLE #1 CONTENDER SEBASTIAN CROW!!!!!!!

[ "Your Disease" by Saliva begins to play around the pa system as the IWO
Extreme Champiopn Donnie Daze begins walking out with the Extreme belt
around
his shoulder, walking behind him is none other than his current foe and
tagteam partner Sabastian Crow..They gradually make it towards the ring..]

[DINGDINGDING]

GP: Alright, Crow and Spaz are in the ring to start the match off..Both men
are standing there looking into each others eyes.. Spaz attacks..Reversal by
Crow! Crow armbar takedown! Spaz is lying face first down on the mat! The
rookie's got the former North American Champion down on the ground!

JT: Big deal Greg! It's no surprise! Just like when I get Nikki down on the
ground!

Shallow: Shut up JT! Nikki's not here to defend herself! Elbow to the face by
Spaz! Crow is bleeding from his nose! What a big baby! The rookie can't take
the beating and we're barely into the match! Spaz is quickly back up to his
feet, he's got Crow in an Indian DeathLock...JAWBREAKER! Huge JawBreaker
by
Spaz! The cover..

ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!

GP: NO! NO! Hell No! Donnie Daze just came in and DROPKICKED his OWN
partner!
This is craziness people! Donnie Daze just got the kick out from kicking his
own partner! Crow can't believe it, and neither can Spaz! But, Spaz is sure
as hell enjoying this! Spaz tags in Sullivan! Yes, the returning Sullivan is
back!

JT: We've got SULLLLI! Whooo! The major flamorama master has returned!
Clothesline on Crow! Crow's eating the mat once again like the bitch he is!
Sullivan's stomping away on Sebastian Crow now, making him his Rookie bitch!

Go Sulli! Go!

Shallow: Shut up JT! Your not friends with the guy or anything! So, you
shouldn't be calling him Sulli! Damn! Sullivan is truly taking it to Crow
right now! Irish whip to the turnbuckle...Cross Body onto Crow! Sullivans on
the topropes..Frogsplash! No!No! Crow got his knees up! Crow's trying to get
back to his feet..

GP: The Rookie's made it back up..Elbow Drop on the fallen Sullivan! Crow's
now stomping away on Sullivan...The referees trying to get Crow to back out
of the corner..God Damnit! No! Crow just knocked out the referee! God no!
We're all screwed now! We've got Donnie Daze into the ring now, with his
Extreme Championship belt.

JT: Belt Shot to the head of Sullivan! Yes! This is some great shit here!
We've got Crow and Daze working together..Crow's pulling up Sullivan..DAZED
AND CONFUSED! DAZED AND CONFUSED ONTO SULLIVAN! My god! Crow
and Daze working
together! How great can this get?

Shallow: DAZED AND CONFUSED! DAZED AND CONFUSED! RIGHT ONTO
SEBASTIAN CROW!
DONNIE DAZE HAS FOOLED US ALL! No! Spaz in the ring! DAZED AND
CONFUSED ONTO
SPAZ! OH MY GOD! THIS IS MADNESS!

JT: Donnie Daze is rolling Spaz, and Sullivan over onto Sebastian
Crow..There's no referee though..What's this? Daze is making the count..

GP: ONE!!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEE!!!!

DING DING DING

Shallow: WHAT!

Meygon: Your winners of the match...THE SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
EVENTTTTTTTTTT!

GP: Hes not the ref.....

JT: Oh Greg your so silly if Meygon thinks he is...he is!

Shallow: What a match! Donnie Daze went crazy and just absolutely blew up
on
everybody inside that very ring! Oh my! I can't believe what I just saw!

JT: Damn Team CGI! Where's Dane Matthews and the Super Martin o- Bros.
when
you need them?!

GP: Matthews is backstag getting ready to referee the Main Event tonite! But,
all I can say right now is Donnie Daze sure as hell got the newcomer Crow
right there! The only thing is there's going to be more to this war! That's
for sure!

Shallow: Oh great, would you take a look at this. Spaz has a mic.

JT: Hush, this could be important.

Spaz: Now as many of you know, we have yet to find the murderer of my dear
brother Raz, who was cruely murdered and had his heart ripped out. Now to
whomever has did such a sadistic..such a terrible task as to killing my own
flesh and blood, you shall be punished..now as for you guys...

(Suddenly, the large screen flashes on to the words "One week ago". A
mysterious voice can be heard.)

Shallow: What the hell?

Voice: Spaz...what you are about to see, may upset you. But that is why I am
showing it to you.

Raz: SPAZ! HELP!

Spaz: RAZ!

Shallow: HE'S NOT DEAD!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Spaz: Don't listen to him Spaz, this is a video tape. Your brother is
already dead...but I thought you would just so happen like enjoying watching
him die, so you can stop trying to figure out how he was killed. HAHAHA!

JT: OH MY GOD!

Raz: NOOO!! AAAGH! GAWWWWD NOOOOOOO!

GP: OH MY GOD! THIS IS SICKENING! WE ARE WITNESSING THE DEATH
OF ANOTHER
HUMAN BEING! WHO IS THAT ON THE SCREEN?!

JT: DID YOU SEE THAT! HE JUST RIPPED RAZ'S HEART OUT!

Shallow: Look at Spaz! He is on his knees crying like a baby!

Voice: His heart, if you oh so desire, is safe, in a jar. If you wish to
have it back, have your partner meet me on the roof after the show...alone.

(Screen fades out.)

GP: Spaz's partner Steve Sullivan has just been called out by the voice of
Raz's murderer! I guess we'll find out who did it at the end of tonight's
show! But how sickening! You ok Shawn?

JT: *Gag*

[Commercial Break!]

(The scene fades onto the roof of the arena. Sullivan, paces back and forth
alone.)

Sullivan: COME ON! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! SHOW YOURSELF
DAMMIT!

(Sullivan looks to his left to see a jar on the other side of the roof.)

Sullivan: Raz's heart...

(Sullivan wonders over to the jar. Suddenly a dark figure appears over
Sullivan's back.)

Voice: Ready to see Raz again?

Sullivan: WHAT?! NOOOO!

*BANG*

(Scene fades out to bake too the ring.)


JT: ...............

GP: ...........

Shallow: .........

JT: Anyone ever seen the movie Die Hard?

GP: Fans...I dont know what to tell you...all we can say is..on with the show.

Shallow: Right

JT: It was a good movie

GP: Fans we're here and ready for our Main Event...
Which if you saw Hostile Takeover you'd know that
this match is now non-title.

Shallow: Thats right Greg... Syphon Fission LOST the
title to Dane Matthews last week on Hostile
Takeover! it was incredible! Nobody thought Syphon
could lose!

JT: Yeah. Jax Stone was all pumped up for his chance
at the IWO World Title, now he finds out that it's a
non-title match for nothing but pride and bragging
rights... Piss on that!

GP: Since when did Pride and Bragging rights become
such a bad thing? That should be one of the main
motivations of an IWO superstar here.

Shallow: But anyway enough with this stupid all
conversation... as you all saw, Dane Matthews was
announced the special ref for this match earlier on by
none other than Evan Levine.

['Memory Remains' by Metallica plays as the IWO World
Champion Dane Matthews makes his way out
with the Heavyweight Championship draped over his
shoulder wearing a referee's shirt to a chorus of
boos.]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the special
referee for this match... the IWO WORLD
CHAMPION DANE MATTHEWS!!!!!!!!

Shallow: Come one now give umm some respect, He's the
World Champion!!!

GP: Did you see the way he won...

JT: Shut up Greg he won it and that's that!

["Jax Stone's music" plays as Jax Stone makes his way
out to the ring to a large pop.]

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for 1
fall... introducing first... JAXXX
STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GP: Huge match up even without the World Title strap
on the line for Jax Stone.

JT: Yeah right. Jax Stone's gotta be livid. I'd be
ready to kill Fission for losing!

[Syphon Fission comes running from out the audience
and nails Jax Stone from behind.]

Shallow: There's Fission in the audience!

[Syphon Fission grabs the fallen Jax Stone and rams
his head into the steel guardrail. He does it again.
And a third time until Stone just falls to the floor.
Syphon Fission begins stomping on Syphon Fission like
a man possessed.]

GP: Fission is fighting like a man possessed!!! He's
going crazy!

JT: Look here comes the REFEREE Dane Matthews!

[Dane grabs Fission and tells him to get it into the
ring. Syphon can be heard saying...]

Syphon: Why don't YOU get the hell out of my way!

[Syphon give Matthews the middle finger, the fans pop
as he grabs Jax Stone but Dane Matthews clubs
Fission in the back as he does. Stone recovers and
tosses Fission into the ring as Matthews signals for
the
bell.]

*Ding Ding Ding*

Shallow: Whoa there's the bell!

JT: I thought the match already started.

[Stone slugs Fission with left hands and right hands
to the jaw of Fission. He forces Fission into the
corner and begins to strangle Fission. Dane Matthews
just appears to be letting it go on until Syphon
Fission finally kicks Jax Stone in the groin to break
the choke hold. He then appears to be yelling at
Matthews.]

GP: Dane Matthews is blatantly screwing with Fission.

JT: Yeah! Ain't it great!

Shallow: Shut up!

[Stone gets back up and applies a headlock to Fission,
Fission quickly sends Stone to the ropes... BIG
POWERSLAM by Syphon Fission onto Stone which he holds
onto for a pin!

[1.................................................2Kickout!!!]


GP: That was a DAMN slow count!!!

JT: No it wasn't! It was a standard referee's count!

GP: Yeah right. Standard count my ass!

JT: Greg such language!

*Slap*

JT: I see you're learning from the bitch...

Shallow: Five bucks says he'll pay for that on Hostile
Takeover.

GP You're right.

[Fission has Stone back up and performs a Vertical
Suplex. He then immediately goes on top. Flying
Elbow drop by Syphon Fission!!!!!!! Fission looks in
control!!!]

GP: Fission looks in control on this one early.

[Fission picks Jax Stone up and whips him into the
ropes again... Jax Stone ducks a clothesline and
performs a drop kick onto Syphon Fission.]

Shallow: Finally some offense by Jax Stone. Syphon had
been dominating the match earlier.

[Stone grabs Fission and goes for a Piledriver...
Fission is fighting it. Stone with a few clubs to the
back
but Fission keeps fighting. Stone reacts and performs
just a simple Snapmare takedown. He then grabs
Fission again and NAILS A DDT!!!! Stone for the
cover!!! 1...2...3NO!!! Kickout by Fission]

GP: That was a DAMN fast count by Dane Matthews!!!

[Stone grabs Fission and goes for another Piledriver!
HE GOT THE PILEDRIVER!!!!! JAX STONE
JUST PILEDROVE SYPHON FISSION!!! Stone makes another
cover!!! 1...2...Kickout!!!]

GP: Another fast count! Damn you Dane!!! You already
STOLE the World Title!

[Jax Stone is going outside and grabs a Chair. He
tosses it inot the ring.]

JT: Jax what are you doing? You're gonna get DQed!!!

[Jax places the chair in the center of the ring. He
then whips Fission into the ropes... He's going to
SUPERPLEX Fission onto that chair.]

GP: STONE IS GONNA SUPERPLEX FISSION ONTO THAT
CHAIR!!! ON MY GOD THIS IS
GONNA BE THE END OF THE MATCH!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
FISSION JUST REVERSED IT AND
SUPLEXED STONE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE DAMN RING!!!!

Shallow: HOLY SHIT !!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT OF IT AND I’M
NOT SURE DANE MATTHEWS
KNOWS WHAT TO DO...oh well, it looks like Dane is
counting this anyways, as he begins the count to
20...

1.....

2......

3.......

JT: I’m not sure if either man can get back up from
this impact...

4........

5.........

6..........

GP: Wait a minute !, Syphon Fission just got up and
hes rolling inside the ring, BUT WAIT..., Jax Stone
is up now and hes coming to the ring but Syphon
Fission kicks him back, Jax Stone catches his foot and
pulls him back outside the ring, the count out starts
over again, as these two are just EXCHANGING
HARD SHOT BLOWS TO EACH OTHER !!!!

1......

2.......

3.......

4.......

Shallow: Syphon Fission just grabbed hold of Jax Stone
and delivered a headbutt as Jax Stone starts
walking back... Syphon grabs hold of the ropes and
gets back inside but Jax is still on the outside....

5......

JT: Not anymore !, finally Jax Stone grabs hold of the
ropes and stands on the apron, Syphon runs though
and charges for Jax, Jax leans down a bit and elbows
Syphon in the gut...Jax flips over the top rope and
rolls up Syphon, THERES A COVER....

1......

2.......

KICKOUT !!!!

GP: Oooh !!!, the crowd here at MGM Grand could have
swore this match would have been ended but
Syphon out of desperation kicked out !!!

Shallow: You got to give Syphon Fission alot of credit
here tonight guys !, hes really showing us his all
even when you got a special referee like Dane
Matthews....

JT: Yeah !, but now Jax Stone picks Syphon Fission
back up and sends a hard shot to the face of Syphon,
but Syphon blocks the shot and hits a shot in of his
own !!!, SYPHON NOW, SYPHON IS FIGHTING
BACK WITH EVERYTHING HES GOT !!!!, ONE SHOT, TWO SHOT,
THREE SHOT.... and a HARD
HITTING DDT TO THE MAT !!!!! Syphon now goes for a
cover..... but wait, whats going on ???

GP: Dane Matthews isn’t counting the pin here !!!,
whats up with this ???..., come on, this match is
Syphons...this could be 1...2.....3.....4.....Syphon
just now got back up and confronted Dane telling him
what the hell hes doing, Syphon in Dane’s face now and
OH MY GOD !!!, SYPHON JUST PUNCHED
DANE RIGHT IN THE FACE !!! DANES EYES ARE BURNING SHOT
RED AND SYPHON JUST
TOLD DANE TO BRING IT ON !!! BRING IT ON SYPHON SAYS
AND THE CROWD IS ON THEIR
FEET !!!, THEY WANT THIS !, THEY WANT THIS !!!!

Shallow: AND HERE WE GO !!!, SYPHON AND DANE MATTHEWS
ARE GOING AT IT, LEFTS
AND RIGHTS ARE BEING THROWN EVERYWHERE, SYPHON GRABS
HOLD OF DANE AND
WHIPS HIM TO THE ROPES, DANE DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE, DANE
COMES BACK AND....JAX
STONE IS UP, HE JUST TURNED SYPHON AROUND, JAX KICKS
SYPHON IN THE STOMACH,
SYPHON GOES DOWN AND JAX HITS A RUNNING BULLDOG !!!!
JAX STONE WITH A
COVER....

1......

2.......

3......NO !!, KICKOUT !!!!

GP: I can’t believe it !!!, this match is so damn
intense that..., Jax Stone now just brought Syphon
Fission
back up, hes going for a powerslam but Syphon counters
and knees Jax Stone in the gut, Jax goes down
and Syphon hits him with a powerbomb !!!! JAX GOES
DOWN TO THE MAT BACK FIRST, I THINK
HIS NECK ALMOST SNAPPED !!!!!, but now Dane turns
Syphon around and hits him with a HARD
ASS UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN !!, SYPHON FALLS TO THE MAT
AND DANE PLACES JAX OVER
FISSION !!, NOW DANE JUMPS TO THE MAT....

1.......

2........

3........!!!!!

[ “Jax Stones Music” plays over the speakers as Syphon
lays on the mat layed out... ]

Meygon: The winner of this match......JAX STONE
!!!!!!!!

[ Dane Matthews runs out of the ring and makes his way
up the rampway... ]

Shallow: JAX STONE IS THE WINNER !, JAX STONE IS THE
WINNER !, JAX STONE HAS JUST
DEFEATED SYPHON FISSION HERE TONIGHT AT MELTDOWN !!!
OH MY GOD, AND SYPHON
FISSION DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON!

GP: I can’t believe it Shallow!!!!

[The fans are booing as Dane stands at the top of the ramp with a smile on
his face as Syphon gets to his feet and takes the Mic]

Syphon: DANE....GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE....THIS SHIT ENDS
TONIGHT!!!

[Dane smiles at him as Syphon gets ready for Dane to attack.]

GP: Its all going to fall apart here!

[As Dane gets to the bottom of the ramp, "I am your Boogie Man" By White
Zombie starts to play as the fans start to boo. Both Syphon and Dane look up
to the stage as...DISCORD WALKS OUT WITHOUT EVAN! Syphon just stands
there
not sure whats going on]

GP: Why is she out here?

[Then all of a sudden one of the venders in the crowed jumps the rail and
drops his food and gets into the ring....He gets behind Syphon and pulls him
around.....IMPALER!!!!!]

Shallow: THAT VENDER JUST TOOK OUT SYPHON!!

[The Vender takes off his hat and ITS EVAN LEVINE!]

GP: Not a shocker there!

[Dane gets into the ring as the two beat down on Syphon.]

Shallow: GOD SOMEONE STOP THIS!!!

GP: Where is Evan going?

[Evan gets out of the ring as Dane still beats on Syphon. He walks over to
the announcers table and pushs Shallow out of his seat and takes the chair
into the ring and drops it. He screams for Dane to drag Syphon over here.]

GP: You, OK Shallow?

Shallow: Asshole!

JT: KILL HIM EVAN!

GP: Evan is saying its all over....but what are they going to do.

[Evan orders Dane to set Syphon up for a Paldriver.]

GP: NO THERE NOT........

JT: THEY ARE!

GP NO MY GOD......OH!!!!!!!

[The fans all around give out a big "OH" as Evan and Dane Spike Paldrive
Syphon right on the steel chair.]

GP: MY GOD SYPHON COULD BE DEAD!!!

Shallow: He's not moving.

JT: Its the name of the game.

GP: The EMTS are running into the ring as Evan orders them to take him away.

This is not right.

Shallow: What does this mean for HT?

JT: Means no Syphon HA!

GP: What does it mean for HT INDEED! FANS WERE OUT OF TIME JOIN US
FOR HT
THIS FRIDAY!!!!!

[Scene dies out with Evan and Dane in the ring looking on as Syphon gets
taken out of the building by the EMTS.]

FIN