(The scene opens up backstage as Spaz is talking with a dark, hooded |
Spaz: You know where my Cactus is?
Hooded Man: Yes...
Spaz: How much?
Hooded Man: 10 grand...
Spaz: 10 GRAND? That's too damn much! You think I'm World Champ or
Hooded Man: You want your cactus or not?
(Spaz reaches into his wallet and pulls out his credit card.)
Spaz: You take Mastercard?
[Fade to another part of the parking lot.]
(LiGiL all of a sudden pulls up in his Viper and steps out of his car with
Christy. He walks inside the arena as the boos can be heard from the center
of the building. He walks in with a determined look on his face.)
SA: Fans, LiGiL has entered the building and has a very pissed and agressed
look on his face!
Jason Storm: He's probably here to confront Syphon or AWS Man.
(All of a sudden, LiGiL runs into President Evan.)
LiGiL: Evan! I'm glad I found you man. Listen, have you seen Syphon around?
Evan: No, I was looking for him too. I have a couple of things I need to say
LiGiL: Well I have a couple scores to settle with Syphon and I need to know
where he is right now.
Evan: LiGiL, don't get into too much sh*t so early ok? You've got a big
match tonight and an even huger one at the PPV, don't blow it.
LiGiL: Who are you to tell me that? You get into with Syphon and the rest of
CGI every week.
Evan: Yea, but I have my own business with them. I'm just telling you as a
friend man, be careful.
LiGiL: I can take care of myself.
Evan: Alright man.
SA: Well fans, looks like LiGiL is determined to find Syphon. But what would
he want with Syphon tonight? Not much has happened between those two
JS: I guess there's still some bad blood back from the title match they
SA: You're probably right Phelen. Anyway, the show must go on fans.
(The scene fades back to the back as a faded blue car drives itself right
parking lot of the Reunion Arena. The driver's side door opens, and out
pops Joey Malone and Pen. The passenger door opens and out comes out
Joey Malone's girlfriend, Keri Lindum. Malone's wearing his "Village
Idiot" T-shirt and has his wrestling gear on already. Keri is wearing a
black tube top and jeans. Oh, and Joey's got Pen.)
Joey Malone: Hmm... I seem to be a bit late.
Keri: That's what you get for fighting Dallas traffic, Joey. And
forgetting that you can defy physics.
Malone: Oh yeah.
(Quasi-rogue IWO Reporter/Professional Asshole, Chč Clikoob walks up to
Clikoob: Mr. Malone! Tonight, you and Donnie Daze will face the biggest
two jobbers in IWO history, the Facts of Life! How do you feel?
(Clikoob puts the microphone in Joey's face.)
Malone: I feel... I feel... I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT! CHICKEN
(Joey Malone leaves with Keri.)
Clikoob: Argh. I hate that guy... he never answers my questions
[We see none other than the IWO logo slowly fade in and out of the screen,
while we hear the familiar heartbeat pulsate throughout the television
speakers. This repeats three times as slowly, the logo stays on the screen.
Then, a bolt of lightning comes from the sky, erupting the logo into flames.]
[Fade into the Staples Center in Los Angelas, California, as we hear the
cords from Spiral by Godsmack. The camera pans around the arena, as it
eventually focuses itself onto none other than Shawn Arrows, Jason Storm, and
Ashley Keller. Jason Storm and Ashley Keller are dressed as usual, but
is dressed casually, wearing a black "Stupid by Nature" T-Shirt, and a pair
of black baggy pants.]
Shawn Arrows: Welcome guys, to Monday Night Meltdown, the rebellion
Jason Storm: Shawn lets get right to business tonight. Whats this about a
new announcer in the IWO?
Shawn: You guys really want to know?
Jason Storm: Yes.
Ashley Keller: Yea!
Shawn: Ladies and Gentlemen, first off, I would like to say, Jason Storm,
you have officially been realized from the IWO. Get the hell out of here man!
[Jason's headset gets cut off. Storm slams his headset down and starts power
walking through the crowd.]
Shawn: And now, with an open spot here at the commentators table, I would
like to introduce to you..The One..The Only..
Ashley: Shut up and say his name stupid!!
Shawn: The Legend...Phelen Kell!
["Sober" by Tool begins to play throughout the arena, as Phelen Kell walks
out and makes his way over to the commentrators position. He takes a seat,
and puts on the headset as Shawn is seen smiling.]
Ashley: Phelen..Kell..a commentator?!?
Phelen Kell: Yes.
Kell: Because, as everyone here knows, I've already done everything else
here, I've become the IWO Legend, I've held the Worlds Title 5 times, why not
become a commentator, and really do everything?
Shawn: Yea, thats why I'm out here too.
Kell: Shawn, shut up, this is my night in the spotlight!
Shawn: I've always been in the spotlight Kell, ever since I beat you.
Kell: Shut up man, lets get down to our first match!
Shawn: Ooo, yes sir.
Kell: Don't start that again man, that shit sucked.
Shawn: Fine, lets just get down to action.
AK: Hold on guys, there is something going on backstage.
Shawn: Of course.
(The scene fades into the office of President Evan Levine. Tod walks in to
find a disgruntled look on Evan's face.)
President Evan: Tod... Last night's card was horrible... Not only did you
mock IWO, you also steered the fans away from it!
Tod: Now Evan...
President Evan: That's Mister President to you! And don't "Now"
me... I thought that once Jay and Kestler were taken care of, there would be
no more trouble... I thought we had you molded into something usefull, but
now you pull this crap.
Tod: Look, we just wanted to put on a good show... The fans loved it!
President Evan: They may have, but the FWL executives didn't... Your actions
Tod: I thought you said it would be alright to have the card...
President Evan: Not if you were going to use it to revolt against IWO! We may
have lost allot of money from that little speech of yours.
Tod: So, you just want me to sit idle while you drive this company into the
President Evan: I've had it with you Tod... Get out of my office.
Tod: Fine *to himself* you've just caused yourelf allot of trouble Mister
[We fade to the backstage area, where a man seems to be wandering around.
walks up to a few men working backthere, and stares at one of them.]
Man(Screaming): Wheres Kaysey Arrows? I want my interview time right now
Backstage crew man: I don't know, go talk to that guy over there, he should
know where to find him, he's an IWO Wrestler too.
[The man stomps off, headed towards the man the other man told him to talk
to(confused yet?)..anyways, as the other man comes into the picture, it is
revealed that the man is Shawn Carter. He's standing backstage, rolling a
joint, when the angry man walks up to him.]
Man: Wheres Kaysey Arrows?
[Shawn Carter doesn't answer, as he's too busy trying to roll his joint.]
Man: Answer me before I have to hurt you!!
[Carter just stares at him, and then goes back to rolling his joint.]
Man: Fuck you.
[The man turns around to walk away, but suddenly jerks back around and
Carter up against the wall. The man jerks the joint out of his hand, and
crushes it, throwing it down the hallway and then turns back to Carter.]
Man: From now on you answer me boy..you got that?
[The man shoves Carter into the wall again, before walking off. We come back
out to the commentators position, to see Shawn Arrows with a huge grin on his
face, as Kell and Ashley are trying to figure out whats going on.]
Kell: Shawn, who the hell was that guy?
Shawn: The rumors were true. For those of you watching at home, that have
never seen that guy before. You're going to be seeing a lot more of him from
now on. He's a good friend of mine from ages ago.
Ashley: Stop rambling and tell us his name!!
Shawn: That, was Chris Mezz. And wheres theres a Mezz...theres gotta be
[Smoke on the Water, by Deep Purple begins to play throughout the arena.]
Shawn: I knew it!
[Two men then make their way down towards the ring, both grinning as they
look towards Shawn. The start to run, and slide into the ring, as Shawn
throws a microphone up for each of them before getting up from the
commentators booth and going into the ring.]
Shawn: IWO, I would like to welcome two of our latest recruitments. These
are my two best friends in this world, Chris Mezz, and Ben Archer. They
finally get their time in the spotlight, starting tonight.
Chris Mezz: Yea, thats right! That little punk boy backstage with his weed,
he needs to learn a lesson. For that reason, I'm challenging him to a match,
next Monday Night.
Shawn: His name is Shawn Carter.
Mezz: Aight. Thanks man. Now, Shawn Carter, if you're man enough to
this challenge, then come on out, and show you're not a gutless coward!
[Shawn Carter steps out onto the entrance ramp, and looks down at the three
men standing in the ring.]
Carter: Don't think I'm dumb enough to come down there guys. I'm not going
to fall for any of your stupid tricks tonight. You crushed my only weed in
the building, and for that, before the nights over. Chris Mezz, you will.
Chris: Shut the fuck up. You're getting on my nerves man. I've heard of
your reputation, and personally, I think it has to be bullshit. You don't
look like you're as good as half of these people say you are, and, by the way
things look, I know you're nowhere near as smart.
[Kaysey Arrows, who sometime during the exchange of words, walked out
Shawn Carter, now has his hands around Carters neck, and is pulling him
towards the ring. Kaysey throws him in the ring, and slides in, as Chris is
shaking his head no. Kaysey slides back out of the ring, and makes his way
back towards the top of the entrance way, and to the back, as Shawn makes
way back to the commentators booth.]
Chris: Come on you stupid bastard, get up!!
[Shawn Carter slowly gets to his feet, only to be kicked in the gut by Mezz.
Mezz sets Carter up, and delivers a NyQuil Bomb, smiling as Carter's body
bounces off the mat.]
Mezz: Now, bitch boy. That WILL help you get your z's.
Archer: Heh...Lets go man, I've got business to take care of later, and I
need to get prepared.
[Mezz and Archer step back out of the ring, and make their way to the back as
we go to the commentators.]
(The scene fades to President Evan Levine, he is on the phone with an
executive from FWL.)
President Levine: Yes, I know he is... Last night was the last time he'll
ever say anything bad about the IWO... How can be so sure? Well... Lets just
say I'm going to be enforcing the rules a bit harder then usual... Yes,
durring his match would be good. I'll take care of him, I promise.
[Fade back to the commentators.]
SA:Welcome to Monday Night Meltdown folks and do we have a opening match
PK:If you like wrestling, and I hope you do, there's going to be more of
this after the match, we have a great three way dance between Kevin Martin,
Schitzo Tod, and Ash Robinson.
AK:Let's go to the announcer. Hit it mister!
(Suddenly, 'Rock the Casbah' by the Clash is played over the speakers as
Kevin Martin struts out of the entranceway and into the ring, but not
without a parade of boos by the crowd.)
Ring Announer:From Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in at 245 pounds and
standing at six feet, three inches. He is...KEVIN MMMAAARRRTTTIIINNN!
AK:There's Kevin Martin in all his glory...or lack thereof from this
reaction from the fans here in the Lone Star state.
('Deeper Underground' by Jamiroquai cuts Martin's music.)
Ring Announcer:He hails from Los Angeles, California. Weighing in at 265
pounds even and standing at six five, three inches tall...ASH
(The music continues to play, but Ash Robinson surprisingly doesn't emerge
from the entranceway.)
AK:What the hell is this? The start of Meltdown and we already have a
PK:If you guys backstage could check where Ash Robinson is, please get him
('Deeper Underground' plays for a second time over the PA system, but still
no sign of Robinson.)
Ring Announcer:From Los Angeles, California...ASH ROBINSON!!
SA:This is unreal folks. Ash Robinson is no where to be seen.
('Deeper Underground' is played once again, but we see Schitzo Tod walk
slowly to the ring confused about what has just happened. He shrugs his
shoulders as he slides into the ring.)
SA:We are just as puzzled as you are Tod.
(Tod slides in the ring, but is met by a series of forearms by Martin.
Martin helps Tod up, but whips him into the ropes. Martin attempts a knife
edge chop, but Tod ducks and comes off the opposite rope, but Martin then
connects with a back elbow.)
SA:Well this match will go on, whether Ash is here or not.
(Martin picks up Tod and executes a scoopslam. Tod pops back up, but Martin
scoopslams him again. Tod gets up once again, but Martin hits a nice snap
PK:GREAT SUPLEX BY MARTIN!
(Martin picks Tod back up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Martin charges
and gets a body splash, sending Tod to the mat. Martin then proceeds to put
the boots to Schitzo Tod.)
AK:Martin is coming out strong in the first stages of this match. Let's see
if he can continue with this excellent advantage.
(Tod uses the ropes for leverage as he gets on his feet, but Martin connects
with a loud knife edge chop and whips Tod once again. Martin lifts Tod up
and comes down with a flapjack.)
AK:Face first into the canvas!
(Martin chokes Tod to the dismay of the crowd. Martin gets up and comes off
the ropes with an elbow drop.)
SA:Quite a good match-up to start of this great night. Remember, later in
the evening, we will see Syphon Fission defending his title against Simon
Seaman. You don't want to miss it.
PK:Two great competitors battling out for the coveted world title. Should
be a great match up.
AK:But as we can see in the ring right now, Martin has complete control of
(Martin shoots Tod into the ropes. As Tod comes back, Martin throws him
over the top rope onto the floor. Martin drops down and picks up Tod, but
Tod tries to reverse it and hits a back elbow into Martin's midsection, but
Martin connects with an elbow of his own. Martin picks up Tod and shoves
Schitzo Tod's head face first into the guardrail. Martin does it once more
and proceeds to whip Tod into the steel steps.)
SA:Surprisingly vicious hits by Kevin Martin.
PK:One half of the tag team champions, the Martin-o Brothers dominating
(Martin throws Tod back into the ring. As Tod gets up, Martin connects with
a double underhook suplex for the cover.)
AK:A move taken out of the books of 'Technical Wrestling 101', Martin makes
AK:Tod somehow gets his foot on the bottom rope to break the cover. Great
ring position by Schitzo Tod.
(Martin chokes Tod with his boot for a count of four and releases it. As
Tod crawls to the corner, Martin holds him up and gets some punches in
before whipping him into the opposite corner. As Tod staggers back, Martin
hooks him and executes a fisherman's suplex and the cover.)
AK:Tod is in trouble right now. He's going to half to get some kind of
offense in here if he wants to come out of this match with his hand raised.
(As Tod tries to regain his composure. Kevin Martin signals for Falling
SA:Here we go. Falling Pieces will definitely end this match.
(Kevin Martin bends down to pick up Tod, but Tod grabs Martin's tights and
throws him between the ropes.)
PK:That was what Tod needed to get back into this!
(Martin walks around the ring in a frustrated state as Tod tries to get up.
Martin slides back in the ring and charges Schitzo Tod, but Tod reverses and
connects with a drop toe hold. Martin quickly gets back up, but Tod gets a
hip toss. Martin gets back up again, another hip toss by Tod. Martin gets
back up with a go behind on Tod, but Tod reverses that into a russian leg
sweep. Martin quickly gets up on his feet, but Tod goes behind Martin and
hits a dragon suplex for the cover.)
AK:Second wind by Schitzo Tod! Could this be it?
SA:Not enough there, but as you can see, Tod is back into this thing.
(Martin angrily tries to punch Schitzo Tod, but Tod grabs Martin and
connects with a Northern lights release suplex followed by a jeg drop of the
ropes and the cover.)
PK:You gotta love this! The fans are starting to get into this one.
SA:Now Martin gets his foot on the bottom rope.
(Martin asks the referee to check the match time and with the ref's back
turned, low blows Tod sending him cringing to the canvas.)
AK:My god! How cheap is that?!
(The referee focuses his attention once again on the match, but is confused
by the sight he is seeing.)
SA:Earth to referee. Low blow to Tod's ball-o.
(Martin shoves Tod out to the floor, but all of the sudden, someone
appearing from the entrance walks to the ring.)
PK:Is that Sebastian Crow?
SA:What is he doing here?!
(Sebastian Crow is warned by the referee to stay back. Though on the other
side, we see Schitzo Tod grab a chair, but as he enters the ring, the ref
takes the chair away and starts to warn Tod. Kevin Martin gets back on his
feet. Sebastian Crow grabs himself a chair and hits Martin square in the
temple, sending Martin crashing to the ground. Crow then proceeds to exit
through the audience.)
AK:What the hell is he doing?
(Tod walks into the ring and makes the cover.)
(The fans get up and cheer as the ref raises Tod's hand.)
Ring Announcer:Here is your winner...SCHITZO TTTTOOODDDD!
PK:Tod just screwed Kevin Martin with the help of...Sebastian Crow?
SA:He sure did. Don't go away fans, we have more coming up! But we've gotta
::The scene opens backstage, where Kaysey Arrows is standing by with the
Super Martin-o Bros., K-Mart and Wal-Mart, and a pack of nine people, of
varying heights, dressed as SWAT team members (masks and all). The Martin
Brothers, wearing their in-ring gear, look especially angered with their
plight as of late, as Kaysey Arrows explains.)
Kaysey: This is IWO interviewer Kaysey Arrows here with the IWO World Tag
Tam Champions, who are, unfortunately, without belts at the time being. Any
comments on this situation and your match earlier tonight, Kevin Martin?
K-Mart: No comment on the match,...it's just business for me, Kaysey. And,
plus, as you know, I'm too distraught over this whole belt situation to worry
about win-loss records, no matter what I chalk up. This is the most horrible
thing that anyone could do, Kaysey Arrows,...in my almost 5 years of
wrestling experience, I have never witnessed anything quite as atrocious as
this: someone actually has the nerve to break into the Mart-Landing
Warehouse, humble abode of my brother and I, and stole our 24-karot
Cuties,...well, whoever you are, you're going to pay, and you're going to pay
Kaysey: I can understand your feelings completely, guys, as IWO gold isn't
an easy thing to win any day. Walter, we haven't heard much from you other
than in promos, what are your thoughts on this situation,..and,..um,..who are
these people with you?
Wal-Mart: Well, Kaysey, you know, I am not going to dwell on the belt
situation because, I know that according to the laws of physics, greatness
attracts gold,...or something.
Wal-Mart: (looking back to "SWAT Team" members) Isn't that
(All nod and mumble some muffled words.)
Kaysey: But why didn't you guys have them at ringside tonight for Kevin's
Wal-Mart: (ignoring and interrupting Kaysey) That's what I thought.
Anyway, Kaysey, my friends here are the Dallas, Texas SWAT Team,...we
figured that someone who would break into our home and blow up our robot
would surely as well try to take our lives,...so,...um,...(looks at Kevin,
who whispers something in his brother's ear),..we needed protection. I think
that's all we're gonna say, Kaysey,..right, K-Mart!?
K-Mart: That's right,...(talking to SWAT Team) come on, guys, let's move
(The SWAT Team stand there, not willing to move, some of their arms akimbo.)
K-Mart: Walter, I think we're gonna have to go to plan B!
Wal-Mart: (nodding head with "pimp"-like assurance) Ohhh,
(Wal-Mart pulls out two cattle prods from beneath his lab coat and hands his
brother one. The two start shocking the nine SWAT Team members off the
camera. Kaysey arrows looks on in bewilderment.)
Kaysey: O-kay,...I guess that could be considered perfectly normal for the
two Martinopolis, Michigan natives,....well, guys, back to you!
(The scene cuts to the backstage area where LiGiL is still looking for
Syphon Fission. He all of a sudden runs into Sam Potright.)
LiGiL: Sam, have you seen Syphon anywhere around here?
Sam: Yea, I saw him a while back goin to the locker room. He said he had to
tape up for the title match tonight.
LiGiL: So he's back in the locker room huh?
Sam: That's what he told me, he might not be there now though.
LiGiL: Alright, I appreciate it man.
(LiGiL stomps off towards the locker room area.)
AK: LiGiL is really wanting to find Syphon.
SA: Looks like he's just trying to get a jump on Broken Hearts, Broken
Kell: But jumping a man in the locker room is no way to just get what you
want. You need to just wait for your number to come up.
SA: That's what being title hungry and vengeful will do to ya. Anyway fans,
on to our next match.....
Arrows: Here we ladies and gentleman. Three great comepetitors going for the
title that I once held here in IWO. The IWO TV title. Adam Wars has been
looking good in my opionion, and I think he will walk away the winner.
Kell: Well I said it before. The first time I saw this match on the card I
thought Wars had it in the bag. However then I saw that Wars started slacking
and The Savior just kept pushing. He is my favorite for tonights match up.
Ashley Keller: Your both wrong! It's Scott all the way! He's the vet man! He
has the experience!
(All three men suddenly appear in the ring and the mach has begun.)
Kell: Scott taking Wars down with a great clothesline. Wars is back up
quickly and Scott runs at him again. this time Wars takes him down with a
drop toe hold. Wars gets up and he hit in the back of the head by Savior.
Savior picks him up and whips him into the corner. Savior runs at him, but
Wars gets a boot up. Wars goes to the second rope and hits a dropkick on
Arrows: Looks like Wars is going to win.
Kell: That's why you were never a legend like me :-) You call the match too
early. Wars now on his feet. Stone runs at him and Adam lays down on his
stomach. Stone jumps over and goes off the ropes. He comes back and Wars
leaps over him. Wars now trying to flip Stone over with his feet, but Stone
grabs his legs and goes for a reverese powerbomb. No Adam reverses with a
great bulldog! Wars runs at Savior now and tries for the move! No Savior
drops back and Wars lands on his head!
Arrows: That hurts! Trust me I know! Savior now has the momentum. He throws
Adam off the ropes and hits a powerslam. Stone runs at Savior and tries a
clothesline, no Savior ducks. Stone turns and is met with a huge spin kick to
the face! Man that was out of no where. Savior now Throws Wars into the
corner and starts throwing jabs to the ribs. Wait Savior better look out!
Stone is behind him! Stone sneaks up and LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
Kell: No wait he hit a Sleeping neckbreacker! This might be over!
Arrows: That was close. Stone now punching Savior as he gets up. Stone kicks
him in the stomach and takes him down with a DDT. Wait a minute Wars is on
the top! He jumps off and hits a super hurricanrunna on STONE! Stone in the
corner sitting now! Wars is signalling for a Bronco Buster! Wars runs and
jumps! OHHHHH!!!!! Stone moves and Wars is really hurt! Stone now hooks
arms and hits a Dragon suplex. What a move. 1...2...no! Kickout. Scott goes
for a german suplex but Wars counters with a backflip! Wars superkicks Stone
to the outside! The ref is checking on him. Wait a minute what's this? Brian
Blade is coming to ringside. Wars is looking at him telling him to come on.
Blade has a chair! Savior grabs Wars and holds him for Blade! Blade swings!
NO WARS MOVES! Wars with the cover. The ref turns and sees it. 1....2....3!
Savior is gone!
Kell: Well so much for that prediction! Oh well. Stone in the ring now. Wars
goes for a 3/4 turn neckbreacker. No wait he runs up the turnbuckle and HITS
AN ACID DROP! Wars calling for the top now! He goes up! he jumps and FINAL
FLIGHT! This match is over already! 1...2...3! It's over. Thanks to Brian
Blade Wars has won this thing! AGAIN!
Arrows: I think Blade has been helping Wars more than hurting him. But Blade
is the in the ring now. He swings at Wars! Wars ducks he turns and superkicks
the chair into Blades face! BLADE IS BUSTED OPEN! Wars has a mic!
Adam Wars: How's it feel Blade? Remember that feeling because this PPV.
going to be tasting your blood again when I'm done with you.
Arrows: Look out Wars someone else is coming to he ring! It's Reign! He takes
Adam down with a clothesline! Reign throws Adam to the corner! Body splash!
He has the chair now! He nails Adam with the chair! Adam is busted open!
Kell: Dear god look! Eric Blake running down to ringside! They all want this
title! Blake has a barbed wire Bat! But Riegn cross body blocks him to the
outside! They are fist fighting on the outside. What the hell is this! Archer
has come out now! Jumps on both men and takes them down. He grabs the
barbedwire bat and splits open Blake! Now Riegn is busted open! Archer swings
again but misses now all the men fighting. Look Wars is running in the ring!
SUICIDE DIVE! He took out everybody! Wars now gets in the ring and Grabs his
belt! He is on the corner ropes celebrating! He jumps down AND BLADE HITS
WITH THE CHAIR AGAIN! OUT OF NOWHERE! However both men go over the
land head first! All hell has broken loose! Everyone is busted open! This is
(Scene cuts back to Joey's locker room. Joey is sitting around getting
ready for his match with the Facts of Life. Which means he's meditating
and floating in midair, releasing his inner calm and getting ready to
utterly obliterate his opponents. Keri is busy trying to fix her
Keri: I dunno, Joey... do you think this'll work?
(Joey snaps awake from his concentration, but lands on his feet before
he makes a fool out of himself on national television. Nevermind the
fact that he does that, himself, on his own poer, anyway.)
Malone: Congratulations, Keri. You're the first woman I ever met who was
satisfied the first time. I'm gonna go out for a walk. Maybe I'll bug
Daze about strategy. Or making fun of Evan. One of the two.
(Malone walks out. The camera watches him go out, then turns back to
Keri: Yeah, okay, Joey...
(She turns around, and has a shocked look on her face...)
Keri: ...uh oh...
(The camera turns to what she's looking at, which is a figure in black.
The camera suddenly takes a superkick and fades to static.)
Arrows: What the *hell* was that?
AK: I dunno...
(The scene fades to Joey Malone's locker room. Malone and Tod are talking
about life, fish, a sheep's penis, and IWO.)
Joey Malone: Don't let Evan get to you...
Tod: I shouldn't but he does... IWO does in general.
Joey Malone: Don't get yourself fired now.
Tod: Oh, don't worry about that. I've done nothing wrong, they can't fire me
even if tey wanted to. It would be a breech of contract.
Joey Malone: If you say so...
Tod: Don't worry, I'll be carefull.
Joey Malone: So, are you going to just leave, you should get some rest.
Tod: No, I have some unfinished business to attend to...
Joey Malone: Like?
Tod: I have to go, I'll talk to later on...
Joey Malone: Tod! Don't do it! Damn... He's going to get himself in alot of
PK: We've got our next match coming up here..
SA: That's right..We've got some of the IWO's finest jobbers next!
AK: Whoo! Spaz and Shawn Carter! And boy how these two sure suck!
PK: I actually believe that Spaz is one of the upcoming IWO Superstars..I
mean he's already held the IWO North American Championship and made a
impression with it.. Shawn Carter on the other hand..I'm willing to agree
SA: Isn't that the truth? Why the hell is Shawn Carter in the same ring as
Spaz? I mean why the hell is Shawn Carter even in an IWO ring? Have you ever
wondered about that question right there?
AK: It's because we need those jobbers! Thank God for jobbers! They always
put people over..
PK: Like they Did one, Shawn Arrows?
SA: Hey! I heard that! I'm a former Television Champion! And a Former World
PK: Because, Dane Matthews carried your ass!
AK: Ain't that the truth!
SA: Hey! Take that back!
AK: How about we dont' and we go to the ring instead..
PK: Sounds good to me Ashley..
Meygon: This next match, is truly going to be onesided! We've got in one
corner.. a Former North American Champion..Ladies and Gentlemen SPAZ!
[Camera pans to Spaz..]
Meygon: And in the other corner..Somebody who's got more suckiness than
other IWO Superstar in the history..Ladies and Gentlemen..SHAWN CARTER!!
SA: Give it up for the IWO jobber!
PK: I'm gonna hafta agree with you on this one..
AK: And there's the bell! Spaz, comes out of the corner like a crazy
lunatic..FLYING CLOTHESLINE by Spaz! Shawn Carter is down like the
he truly is! Come on Spaz! Beat him Silly! Come on boy!
PK: Spaz has got Shawn Carter down on the ground...Stomping away on the
midsections..Look at how horrible this is! This is pure craziness! Can you
belive it? The referee is standing there and is allowing Spaz to continue on,
his complete rampage..
AK: Come on Spaz! Beat his ass! I know you can do it! Beat him like the
purebred Jobber he is!
SA: With Ashley's words of wisdom, Spaz picks up Shawn Carter and whips
into the ropes.. HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Spaz just hit that jobber with a huge
PK: I'll tell you what I'd like to hit right about now.. (Looks towards
AK: (Blushing) What a move! Can you believe what just happened? Spaz is
purely dominating this match! He's got Shawn Carter up by the hair..Scoop
Slam! He's climbing the ropes..Whats this? What are we seeing here?
SA: Flying Elbow Drop! Shawn Carter is down and hurting majorly after that
huge Flying Elbow Drop! Ouch how that one surely had to hurt there!
PK: Trust me, when you've got a competitor like Spaz coming off the topropes
with a move like that, you know it's going to surely hurt! I mean Shawn's
basically done and the match isn't even close to done yet..
AK: I don't know..Spaz is going for the cover...ONE!!! TWO..What the HELL?!
Spaz just got up?! He's now walking around the ring..Pacing waiting for Shawn
Carter to get up..What the hell's going on?
SA: Shawn Carters up! and with a vengeance! That jobber just nailed Spaz with
a huge clothelsline! He follows him down with some huge fists..Lefts and
Rights everywhere...Can you believe what we're seeing here? We're seeing
Shawn Carter with some form of offense! This is unbelievable! This must be an
PK: I don't know about that, but Shawn Carter sure as hell is taking it to
Spaz right about now..He's up and bounces off the rope..Missile Drop Kick!
AK: I've never seen a running Missile DropKick! I can't believe that! Shawn
Carter just hit a Running Missile Drop Kick! We're talking about Shawn Carter
here folks! How unbelievably fucked up is that one?
SA: Shawn Carter's got Spaz up..Whats this? What the hell is this?! ATOMIC
ELEVATED BRAINBUSTER! Shawn Carter just basically dropped Spaz on his
What a move there! Can you believe it? Shawn Carter now climbing the
PK: He just STOMPED ON SPAZ'S NECK! Somebody stop that! Spaz could
career right here! I mean somebody!
AK: I think somebody's heard your cry for help..Here comes Chris Mess..Chris
Mezz running down to the ring with a chair..Shawn Carter doesn't see it
SA: Chairshot to the back of the head! The referee's ringing the bell! Folks
Shawn Carter's won this one by DQ! But, I think he's got the ringing
chairshot for his efforts!
PK: Folks, I don't know if Shawn, was to correct about his statements..Shawn
Carters up! Him and Chris Mezz are now exchanging blows! Clothesline outside
of the ring by Shawn Carter! Shawn climbs out of the ring and is following
his opponent after that vicious blow..
AK: both men are exchanging lefts and rights as they are heading towards the
backstage area..Check this out..Both men going crazy on each other..
SA: NO! NO! The officials are out here to break it up...
PK: Heh..Happens all the time Junior..Don't worry..This is looking like it
was going to be one instensified battle..Let's see what happens in the
(The scene fades into President Evan Levine's office. He's on the phone with
the executive again.)
President Levine: Yes, we took care of him. He'll keep his mouth shut. I'm
sure he's gone home to weep and cry by now. He'll never get in our way
[Fade back to the ring.]
(Spaz is getting to his feet and begins talking to The Cactus. Suddenly,
eyes turn into fire.)
Spaz: Hey you little asshole! This isn't the real Cactus! This is some
Wal-Mart Christmas Cactus! Where's my Cactus!!!
(The Hooded Man runs into the back as Spaz chases after him.)
Shawn: Commercial time!!
(The scene goes off backstage to Jax Stone's locker room. Jax is getting
ready for his match when suddenly the lights go out.)
Shawn: What the?
(The lights go back on and we see Jax laid out on the floor and a man in a
trench coat walking away.)
Kell: What? Was that Jax's mystery partner on Takeover? What is this?
[The scene comes back to the commentators table... Arrows is checking out a
hot blonde in the 1st row...Phelan is reading a dictionary and Ashley...
she's just sitting there.]
Meygon: The following contest...
[This sudden audio burst scares all 3 commentators!]
Arrows: Holy Hell!!!!
Ashley: A match... you mean we're back from commercial already?
Kell: Heh... why of course fans...gotcha! Thought we weren't paying attention
huh? Well we sure fooled you...heh..right.
Meygon: And it is for the IWO Extreme Title!!!!!
[At the sound of that, all the hardcore fanatics go crazy.]
Meygon: Making his way to the ring at this time... the challenger hailing
from somewhere....DANE MATTHEWS!!!!!
["Dane's Theme" hits the speakers and the fans go semi nuts as he
comes out with Bessie and a shopmart buggy full of goodies that make eyes in
the crowd express "Ohhhh's and Ahhh's!" He stops in front of the
ring and throws the garbage can in there... the set of crutches, some glass
bottles, and finally Marilyn Manson's spare ribs.]
Meygon: And his opponent... the IWO Extreme Champion...hailing from
["Stone's Theme" hits as the fans eye the ramp for the champ but it
seems to be taking a little longer... wait a minute! Jax slides in from
behind... he must've slipped in through the crowd! He has the title in hand
and coldcock's Dane Matthews right in the back of the head and he drops like
a brick! Meygon leaps out of the ring as Jax pins and the ref slides in...]
Arrows: Extreme title match....yay! I like things where instruments of mass
destruction are perfectally legal! Makes me feel warm.
Ashley: We call that a personal problem, and maybe you need to seek help?
Arrows: Bah... just my manhood!
Kell: Hey you two, watch the action... Matthews, your ex-partner Arrows, is
getting an "Extreme" beating laid down on him!
[Jax stomps away on Dane as he scrambles to the corner and backs into it as
Jax sets his foot on Dane's throat and uses the ropes for power to strangle
Matthews even more as he gargles for air! Finally Jax releases the foot but
just leaps foward with a low dropkick almost breaking Matthew's neck in the
position he is laying.]
Kell: Man... I think Jax is taking things beyond the boundaries of Extreme
Ashley: Yeah... he's like hell bent on killing someone.
Arrows: And there's a problem with this? It's called ratings baby...
[Jax pulls Dane to his feet and connects with a few chops before sending
Matthews into the ropes and and dropping down as Dane sprints over and
off the other... Jax hits his feet and catches Dane at the last second with a
speed-breaking tilt-a-whirl into a backbreaker that sends Dane bouncing hard
off the knee and to the mat! Jax moves over near the trash can and he empties
the contents and raises the can above his head... Matthews is to his knee and
looks over his shoulder...BAM! Jax bends the trash can in with a violent head
Ashley: Whoa! Matthews is bleeding already!
Kell: Well damn Ashley... did you see the velocity behind that can... had the
force of a Mack truck!
Arrows: When do we get to the killing part?
Ashley: 1 word...1 syllable... FREAK!
[Matthews miracusely stands to his feet and stumbles around the ring as he
turns around to face Jax... Stone tosses the can to Dane who's instinct is to
catch it, but as he does Jax spears him damn near out of his boots and right
into a pin!]
[Matthews is pulled up and Jax chops him into the corner near some more
weapons! Jax starts clapping as he charges towards Dane who leaps out of the
way as Jax goes chest first into the turnbuckle and stumbles out backwards!
JESUS! Dane outta nowhere with a crutch over the back of the skull and Jax
caves foward in a heap! What a SHOT!!! Now Dane is dragging Jax out to the
middle of the ring and twists the ankle and drops a elbow to the inner thigh!
Dane then repeats twice more and drags Jax some more over to the ropes. Now
he's walking back to the trash pile and he retrieves a steel chair!! He walks
back over and folds it in a clamp over Stone's knee and sets the foot on the
middle rope...no he wouldn't... he'll break---AHHHH! DANE COMES OFF THE
ROPE WITH A LEGDROP ACROSS THAT KNEE! The fans start cheering as
around screaming and clutching his knee in major pain!]
Arrows: Man... I predict an injury there...
Kell: I predict a new champ...
Arrows: Eh... what the hell do you know!
Kell: Excuse me... oh right... I forgot I didn't win the IWO World Title
Ashley: While you two argue... Dane is rolling to the outside... up to no
good I suppose.
[Dane yanks the apron up and on the ring and searches under. After a minute
he pulls out a wooden table and slides it into the ring, and see's that Jax
is making an attempt to get to his feet. Dane ducks back under the ring, but
this time goes all the way under. Meanwhile, in the ring Jax is up and see's
that a table has been slid in from the commentator's side... he starts
looking around, when from the opposite side Dane slides out and back into the
ring with a fire exstinguisher! LOOK OUT Jax...Ohhhhh! Dane spins Jax around
and sprays the mist, but Jax ducks and Dane thinks he got him! Jax rolls over
to the junkpile and grabs one of Marilyn Manson's ribs... he then leaps with
it and crashes it into the jaw of Dane while he was searching through that
cloud of smoke! Jax tosses the rib out and whipes his hands as he hooks
[Jax hobbles back to his feet and tries to bring Dane up, but Dane quickly
strikes the knee and brings Jax down and now both are having an allout
fistfight brawl on their knees as the fans get louder and louder!]
Ashley: Well this is a first... both men slugging it out while in the
position of a crouch.
Arrows: Left...right... blue 32...hut hut...
Kell: What the hell?
Arrows: Um... nothing.
Ashley: Looks like Dane is getting the advantage.
[Ashley is right as he staggers Jax with a big right... and another...now
Dane is winding up the windmill--no! Jax with a sneaky tactic as he pulls a
page from the 3 Stooges chronicles and pokes Dane right in the eyes! Dane
stands up but blinking real hard. Jax lifts Dane over his shoulders but
recoils him back over with a slam on his spine. Then he bounces back off the
rope, but stops and grabs the garbage lid... he places it on Dane's blind
face and then bounces off the ropes again...quick elbow! Dane rolls away to
the ropes and Jax eyes down the table and then starts assembling up the
table, but he is stopped as Dane fights his way up with a desperation
clothesline to the back. He then hooks Jax around the neck and lifts him with
a rolling vertical suplex! But he holds on and executes it a 2nd time! Dane
is on fire and he can barely see out his eyes! He whips Jax back into the
ropes and upon return lifts the boot up, but Jax ducks under and innerlocks
his fingers through the leg and behind the neck and lifts him over with an
amazing suplex! Now Jax steps through the ropes as Dane is getting to his
feet and is wobbly. He slowly turns around and Jax bounces in through the 2nd
rope and dropkicks Dane, folding him over,, but Jax holds on and pulls
himself back to the apron and and pulls back and fires over with a slingshot
Arrows: Dane doesn't wanna lose this opportunity!
Ashley: And he is fighting through every pin...
Kell: That's amazing heart... this kid's got it all
Arrows: Ok let's quit sounding professional for a minute... and check out
that cool submission Jax just locked on.
[Back in the ring Jax went straight for a weird variation of the fiqure four
as Dane screams in pain, but is just too close to the ropes and he clinches
them with all he has and Jax starts cussing as he is forced to release the
hold. Now he goes back to the table and sets it all the way up. Dane is
getting up behind him, but Jax notices him and stops the charge with a boot
to the abdomen and he pulls Matthews in and hoists him up high...Powerbomb
through the table? Nooo! Dane is fighting his way out of it and Jax drops
Dane down! Jax takes a chance for a knock-out haymaker, but Dane avoids and
grabs him from behind and lefts him for a back suplex through the table...NOT
YET! Jax flips completely over with a boost of speed and shoves Dane into the
ropes and and stops Matthews with a high knee and a knee lift! Dane smacks
his head back onto the mat and Jax drags him over and lifts him over and onto
the table! The crowd goes nuts as Jax starts up the turnbuckle with his back
turned...Dane is scratching...]
Kell: My God Matthews...keep it in ya pants?
[But Matthews pulls something out of his tights and starts grinding it...it's
blinding powder! Jax makes it to the top and starts to turn and face
Dane...ohhhhhh! Matthews shoots off the table and gets it all in Jax's eyes!
He then seperates the legs and Jax crashes down crotch first! His powdered
eyes get big around as Dane charges up with him and pulls Jax to his feet and
they are both standing on the top turnbuckle! WHAT BALANCE! Dane bends
over carefully and shakily lifts one leg over the head and quickly leaps and
pulls! MY GOD! A FAMEASSER FROM THE TOP AND THROUGH THAT
Arrows: How come I have seen better matches than this for the TV Title?
Kell: Beats me... but's it not too shabby.
[Dane tries to regain his composure as he slowly slumps and arm over Jax's
3.........!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!
Ashley: WE HAVE A NEW IWO EXTREME CHAMP!
Kell: Told ya so!
Arrows: Suck it!
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen...the winner and NEWWWWWWWW IWO
MAAAAATTTTTHHHHHEEEEWWWWWWWWSSSSSSS (Dane Matthews)
[Dane gets to his feet grogily and grabs his title and starts cheering! He
asks the ring coordinator to hand Bessie to him and now he is celebrating.]
Arrows: What a weird guy...hey...who's that!
[A man runs from the back.]
Kell: It's...it's...IT'S JOEY MALONE!
[Malone hits the ring and jumps Dane from behind as the bell starts sounding!
Joey stomps away then yanks Dane to his feet and sends him into the ropes
with vicious force and beheads him with a snap kick! He then grabs the title
and lays it over Dane's bloody face and leaps to the top and comes off with a
leg drop busting the wound even more! Security rushes out as Joey grabs
Bessie and boots it in the ass as they seperate Joey from Dane! Luckily for
Dane who is hovering over Bessie like she was a tapped child in a fire! Joey
is going nuts as he is led to the back and..]
["Your Disease" by Saliva begins to blast throughout the arena. The
crowd gives a large pop)
JK: Oh god. Here comes Daze.
(Dane Matthews walks forward and leans against the ropes)
AS: Matthews is ready to square off against Daze!
Shawn: LOOK BEHIND HIM!!!
(Daze hits the ring with a branding iron in his hand. He walks up to Matthews
and taps him on the shoulder with the branding iron)
AS: This should be good!
(Matthews turns around and Daze smashes him over the head with the branding
iron. Matthews falls to the mat in a pool of blood)
Shawn: Damn. Daze is leaving.
AK: Well, he got the job done.
JS: That damn piece of chicken shit had to hit him from behind.
Shawn: Just like what Dane did to him on Hostile Takeover.
(The music continues to play as Daze leaves)
(Something starts to play over the jumbo-tron.)
-A typical IWO board meeting-
Board Member 1: Ok folks, what we have here is an angle so brilliant, that
the fans would love it. And what we also have here, is a wrestler determined
to put on a good show for the fans at all costs... What do you purpose we do
Board Member 2: We twist the angle, so it makes no sense at all, throw in a
few bad ideas... Basically kill it off...
Board Member 1: Exellent, and the wrestler?
Board Member 3: ...Sqush him like the bug he is.
Board Member 1: I love it... With us in charge of this company, it will
prosper for a long time...
All together: We are the board, prepare to be jobbed, resitance is futile!
(The sequence ends, and Tod begins to walk into the ring.)
Arrows: Here comes Tod, and as we all saw last nite, he's ready to lead a
revolution against the IWO.
Kell: Which won't succeed, no matter how much the fans hate Evan, it's
AK: Well, it looks as if he has something to say...
Tod: The IWO, once the most proserpous fed is this business... Now what is
it? A waste of talent, money, and everything else it one was. IWO used to
mean something to me... Now what do I see? Good wrestlers being fired left
and right, other good wrestlers being held back... The more crappier ones
getting thrown into matches they shouldn't be getting thrown into... Some
would say that I'm just mad because of the loss of two good friends...
They're right. I am mad, mad enough to tell you all to boycott IWO! Buy no
merchandise, stop watching, don't come to the shows... Then they'll realize
that they've made severall mistakes... Mistakes that need to be corrected.
(Tod holds up an 'IWO f'n rocks!' shirt.)
Tod: This is all the IWO board members care about... Merchandise, money.
power... Welll... Power corrupts, money turns to greed, and Merchandise is
nothing without the fans to buy it. So I'm telling you all... NO MORE IWO!
(I am your boogie man by White Zombie hits as President Evan Levine gets
the ramp and slowly walks down tot he ring, mic in hand.)
President Levine: Hold it right there Tod! This time you've gone too far! I
will not allow you to destroy this orginiztaion by cutting off it's fan
(Evan slides into the ring.)
President Levine: You just stop! Now, I've heard about enough of your trash,
and rambling on and on about boycotting the IWO...You are in a ring paid for
by the IWO Mister!
Tod: So, you're saying I can't have my right to free speech?
President Levine: Free speech? Ha! That's what Jay was fried for! I don't
believe in free speech! You'd better stop this right now, before you get
yourself into serious trouble...
Tod: Stop? Now? I don't think so... This has only begun...
President Levine: If you want to continue your career as an IWO wrestler, I
suggest you shut your mouth! Ya know, if Jay would have only shit his
mouth... You would have still had your litte buddies around...
(Tod gets angered at this and motians toward Evan.)
President Evan: You want to hit me? Give me another reason to beat your ass?
C'mon Tod.. Hit me... HIT ME!
(Tod shakes his head no, turns and strats to walk off, but an enraged Evan
hits Tod in the back and the two start brawling.)
Arrows: MY GOD!
AK: The president and Tod are taking it to each other!
Kell: Get someone out here!
(Several ring officials come to the ring to get Evan and Tod away from each
President Evan: Your finished Tod, you hear me?! FINISHED!
Shawn: We've got to take another commercial break!!
SA: Fans, what a match we just saw right there. Anyway, next up we have....
("Suffocate" by Finger Eleven all of a sudden plays as the boos
arena. The fans know that LiGiL is about to come through those curtains. And
at that moment, LiGiL and Christy comes walking out into the arena. LiGiL has
a bandage over his head from the chairshot by Syphon. He rolls into the ring
and grabs a microphone.)
LiGiL: Alright, I'm gonna cut to the chase my friend. No blabbin on about what
happened earlier tonight, Syphon, bring your cheap, backstabbing ass out here
LiGiL: Oh c'mon Mr. World Champion, I know you're back there. Get your ass
here and get your just desserts.
(Still nothing happens.)
LiGiL: OH! So you're just a hit and run kind of man huh? I see how it is. Do
you fans see what kind of champion you have? He attacks a man from behind
then doesn't come to face the man face to face. You have a coward for a
champion! Syphon isn't even man enough....
(All of a sudden "Papercut" by Linkin Park plays as the fans go
cheer as the World Champion comes out with the title around his waist. Syphon
has a mic in hand.)
Syphon: LiGiL, you don't even get it do you? You were the one that was gonna
cheap shot me. I was only defending myself and my well being.
LiGiL: Bullshit! You don't know that I was coming back there to attack you. I
could of come just to confront you, but not thrown any punches. But you had to
of assumed and now you just made it worse by doing this.
Syphon: Oh cut the crap! We all know you were coming back there to take my
out so don't deny it.
LiGiL: Well now that I have you out here...can I at least confront you on what
I was going to originally?
Syphon: I'm all ears.
LiGiL: You and I faced off for the World Title a couple of weeks ago.
LiGiL: I know I can beat you Syphon, with no refs or anything. I came back
there to call you ass out but now that we're out here, why don't we do this
thing now? I want to prove tonight that I can beat the champion as well as the
other man in the main event at BHBB3, AWS Man.
Syphon: LiGiL, you need to get your title hungry ass to calm down and just
wait for your shot at Broken Hearts, Broken Bones 3. Your shot will come, wait
your f*ckin turn!
LiGiL: I see you're still afraid to face me.
Syphon: I beg your pardon?
LiGiL: Ever since I beat you two HT's ago, you have been afraid to even
confront me on any kind of level. You know I can beat you Syphon, and there's
not a damn thing you can do about it.
Syphon: Oh is that so?
LiGiL: Hell yea that's so.
Syphon: Well in response to that, I have just one thing to say.....look out
(LiGiL all of a sudden turns around to see AWS Man standing there not even
dressed to wrestle. He kicks LiGiL in the midsection and DDTs him right in the
middle of the ring. AWS Man then goes up to the top rope and jumps off with a
SA: Dear God! AWS Man just came out of nowhere, must of been from the
audience, and he just took out LiGiL!
Kell: That's 0-2 tonight for LiGiL.
SA: Fans, this match between LiGiL and AWS Man tonight has just shifted to
AK:Â Match has officially startedâ€¦Syphon is standing on the rampâ€¦
Kell:Â Hey, this could go on all night
SA:Â AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) goes right at LiGiLâ€™s ribs with some
punches.Â He tangles LiGiL up, and goes for a suplex.Â LiGiL just pushes
Man (Also Known As Bill) to the mat with authority. AWS Man (Also Known As
Bill) is thriving in pain.
AK:Â This thing barely started!
Kell:Â Ha!Â Heâ€™s gonna feel that tomorrow.
SA:Â LiGiL now on the offensive.Â He starts stomping the hell out of AWS
(Also Known As Bill).Â He pulls him to his feet.Â Scoop slam.
Kell:Â These two are going too damn easy.Â COME ON, GET TO
AK:Â All they have to do is go easy.Â The fans will hate it just the same.
Kell:Â Thatâ€™s because these two people in the ring are stupid.
SA:Â Watch it.Â LiGiL just picks him up again and grabs him by the throat.
Man (Also Known As Bill) brushes it away. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)
him right in the face.Â He goes for a chop block, which knocks LiGiL back.
Kell:Â Basically an even match.
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) now goes into the ropesâ€¦comes back
LiGiL with one helluva clotheslineâ€¦LiGiL is down!
AK:Â WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) picks up LiGiLâ€¦HE SETS HIM UP FOR
THE WIN THE
FREAKINâ€™ MATCHIFERâ€¦HE HITS IT!!!Â COVER!!!
Kell:Â I KNEW LIGIL WAS OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!
SA:Â HE KICKED OUT!!!
SA:Â HE KICKED OUT, SOMEHOWâ€¦SOMEWAYâ€¦ AWS MAN (Also
Known As Bill) IS IN
Kell:Â Thatâ€™s one of the best moves in the IWOâ€¦howâ€¦
AK:Â Its LiGiLâ€¦what else do you expect?
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is arguing with the referee.Â LiGiL gets up
AK:Â That had to take a chunk out of the tank of LiGiLâ€¦
SA:Â LiGiL pushes AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) into the refâ€¦the ref hit the
turnbuckleâ€¦he is out!
Kell:Â Damn ref!
SA:Â LiGiL hits AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) right in the temple, and kicks
him in the gut.Â He picks him up in a military press.Â He pumps him three
times and throws him to the outside.Â LiGiL on the top turnbuckle.Â HE
TO THE CROWDâ€¦HE GOES FOR AN ELBOW DROP OF THE TOPâ€¦ AWS
MAN (Also Known As
Bill) MOVES!!!Â LIGIL GOT THE CONCRETE WITH HIS ELBOW!!!
Kell:Â This is going to be a long night!
SA:Â Now both men thrive in pain on the outside. AWS Man (Also Known As
gets up, holding his left ankle.
Kell: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) looks at LiGiL.Â He grabs LiGiLâ€™s
throws it on the concrete!Â LiGiLâ€™s arm looks pretty badâ€¦and AWS Man
Known As Bill) is coming toward usâ€¦
Gunnar:Â THIS IS FREAKINâ€™ IT!Â Â IGNORANT LOBSTER!!
Kell:Â What theâ€¦
AK:Â Shut up AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)!
SA:Â He grabs a folding chair.Â He is going toward LiGiL, who is still in
pain. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) sets him arm up in the chairâ€¦donâ€™t
Kell:Â HE IS GONNA BREAK THE ARM!!!
SA:Â HE STOMPS ON THE CHAIRâ€¦LIGILâ€™S ARM HAS GOT TO BE
BROKEN!!! AWS MAN (Also
Known As Bill) KEEPS ON STOMPING..AND NOW HE IS JAW JACKING
WITH THE FANS!
Kell:Â The damage is doneâ€¦
SA:Â LiGiL is getting upâ€¦SOME HOW LiGiL IS GETTING UP!!!Â HE PICKS
CHAIRâ€¦AND SLAMS AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill) IN THE BACK OF THE
Kell:Â Nice chair shot!
AK:Â I hate that AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)!
SA:Â LIGIL KEEPS ON SLAMMING THAT CHAIR INTO AWS Man (Also
Known As Bill)!!!
LIGIL TELLS AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill) TO GET UP! AWS MAN (Also
Bill) GETS UP SLOWLYâ€¦AND IS MET WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO HIS
FOREHEAD!Â HE COULD
BE BUSTED OPEN!
Kell:Â Greatâ€¦ AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is COULD be bleedingâ€¦this
SA:Â LiGiL picks up AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) and slams his head into
guard rail.Â LiGiL punches AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) right in the jaw, and
he falls.Â He picks himself up and hits a low blow on LiGiLâ€¦ AWS Man (Also
Known As Bill) now on the offensiveâ€¦ AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) picks
LiGiL and throws him into the guard rail, and then does a running drop kick to
gutâ€¦LiGiL spits up some bloodâ€¦
Kell:Â What a kickâ€¦he broke his ribsâ€¦ha!
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) goes and grabs the chairâ€¦and cracks it
his skullâ€¦LiGiL IS ON HIS KNEES AND IS BROKEN WIDE OPEN! AWS
MAN (Also Known
As Bill) GRABS LIGILâ€™S HEAD AND SHOWS IT TO THE CAMERAMAN!
AWS Man (Also Known As Bill):Â This is what happens when you freakinâ€™
Kell:Â AHEMâ€¦uhâ€¦what the hell?
AK:Â Who cares?
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) now grabs the ring stepsâ€¦and is met by
chairâ€¦THE CHAIR COLLIDES WITH THE STEPSâ€¦HE IS HIT IN THE HEAD
WITH THE STEPSâ€¦
AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill) IS DOWNâ€¦AND LIGIL HITS THE STAIRS
WITH THE CHAIR!
Kell:Â Come on refâ€¦get upâ€¦
AK:Â Heâ€™s out for a long timeâ€¦enjoy thisâ€¦two heels kicking each others
SA:Â LiGiL throws the chair down, and holds his armâ€¦
AK:Â That assault earlier has to have taken its tollâ€¦he has fought through
Kell:Â I can not believe these two heels are not bitching and moaningâ€¦
AK:Â Would anybody care if they did?
Kell:Â You have a point Ashleyâ€¦
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is pushing the stairs asideâ€¦how can
Kell:Â This is the IWO, what else is there to explain?
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is thriving in painâ€¦and falls back down to
one kneeâ€¦but still comesâ€¦LiGiL is using his one good arm to set up a
AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) comes charging toward him and hits him in the
head. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) finishes setting up that table in front of
usâ€¦and grabs LiGiL.Â They come toward the announce table. AWS Man
As Bill) and LiGiL are on it! AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) sets LiGiL up for a
DDT, but LIGIL WILL NOT BUDGE!Â LIGIL GRABS AWS Man (Also Known As
â€¦BRAINBUSTERâ€¦THREW THE TABLE IN FRONT OF US!Â JESUS
CHRISTâ€¦THIS IS CARNAGE!!!
Kell:Â MY GOD!
SA:Â LiGiL up nowâ€¦he picks up the limp body of AWS Man (Also Known As
Bill)â€¦and gives him a DDT on the outsideâ€¦
AK: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is dead!
SA:Â LiGiL goes back to the ringâ€¦he climbs the turnbuckleâ€¦HE GOES
FOR A BODY
SPLASHâ€¦AND MISCALCULATES HIS DROPâ€¦HE LANDS JUST SHORT OF
AWS Man (Also Known
As Bill) â€¦THIS COULD BE THE TURNING POINT OF THE MATCH!
Kell:Â How can you miss that move?!
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) gets upâ€¦some howâ€¦and puts LiGiL on
Kell:Â OH SHIT!
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) climbs into the ringâ€¦and signals to the
crowdâ€¦HE DOES A FROGSPLASH!Â IT CONNECTS!!!Â OUR TABLE IS IN
PIECES, LIGIL IS
OUT OF IT, AND GUNNAR HAS HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM!Â
HE STARTS TO COUGH
BLOODâ€¦JESUS GOD WHAT A MATCH!
Kell: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) has the tempo nowâ€¦
AK:Â If he can get himself upâ€¦
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) leans on the guardrail, and looks at
LiGiLâ€¦does he know that LiGiL is out of the game and can he capitalize!
Kell:Â COME ONâ€¦KILL EACH OTHER!!!
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) climbs to his feet, and picks up LiGiLâ€¦he
throws him into the ringâ€¦he kicks the ref lightly to see if he is outâ€¦the ref
gets up gingerlyâ€¦
Kell:Â FINALLY!Â He must have been sleeping.
AK:Â No one caresâ€¦obviously.
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) then goes down by LiGiLâ€¦and locks him
the a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!Â JESUS, HE IS RIPPING AT LIGIL!!!Â LIGIL
THE REF LOOKS AT LIGILâ€¦HE OPENS HIS EYES!!!Â HE IS SCREAMING
SA:Â THE FANS WANT THE WORLD CHAMPION TO GET INVOLVEDâ€¦HE
IS JUST LOOKING ON
FROM THE ENTRANCE RAMP!Â LIGIL IS DRAGGING HIS BODYâ€¦HE IS
FIGHTING THE PAIN OF
THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
Kell:Â HE IS GONNA GIVE UP!Â COME ONâ€¦TAP OUT!
SA: AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill) IS SHOCKEDâ€¦LIGILIS FIGHTING
TOWARD THE ROPES!
HE REACHES HIS LEGâ€¦ HE GOT IT!!!Â HE GOT TO THE ROPE!
SA: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) IS FIGHTING WITH THE REF AGAIN!!!Â
UPâ€¦HE CATCHES AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill), SETS HIM UP FOR THE
SA: AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill) HITS LIGIL WITH SOME ELBOWS TO
LETS GOâ€¦ AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) goes charging toward
LiGiLâ€¦AND IS MET
WITH A SPINE-BUSTERâ€¦LIGIL SIGNALS TO THE CROWDâ€¦HE PICKS UP
AWS MAN (Also
As Bill) â€¦PALINDROME!!!Â PALINDROME!!!Â PALINDROME!!!Â LIGIL
Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNERâ€¦AND NEWâ€¦IWO NORTH AMERICAN
(Syphon Fission runs into the ring and motions to LiGiL to get up.)
SA:Â LOOK AT FISSION!
Kell:Â What a crock ofâ€¦
AK:Â Watch itâ€¦censorsâ€¦
(LiGiL gets up gingerly, and is kicked in the gut.)
SA:Â Syphon folds his arms overâ€¦DEATH PLUNGE!!!Â DEATH PLUNGE!!!Â
THE FANS GO
Kell:Â Right on the North American Title!
AK:Â Syphon gets up and wants a microphone.
(Some ring technician throws a microphone into the ring, Syphon grabs it.)
Syphon:Â LiGiLâ€¦you wanted a warâ€¦you want to play your self
sure have it!Â Nowâ€¦back up the crap you spewâ€¦
(AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) gets up, and charges Syphon Fission.)
AK:Â Kick to the gutâ€¦DEATH PLUNGE! AWS MAN (Also Known As Bill) HIT
(Syphon throws the microphone on AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) and walks
as â€śPapercutâ€ť by Linkin Park plays, along with the roars from the fans.)
SA:Â We have a new North American Champion!
Kell:Â And now the road to Broken Hearts, Broken Bones 3 becomes even
[Cut to backstage.]
Shawn Arrows- Hey! It's Dane Matthews! My former partner! What's he doing
back by Team CGI's lockerroom?
Nikki- He's knocking..Joey Malone answers the door..
Joey Malone- Watcha want Matthews?!
Shawn Arrows- Joey Malone just got knocked out by Dane Matthews! That
just knocked out Joey Malone with a pair of brass knuckles!
Nikki-Donnie Daze is at the door! He's just standing there..
Shawn Arrows- GOD NO! Matthews just knocked him out and busted him open
those Brass Knuckles! Blood! Matthews has given us blooood!
Nikki- Matthews has Donnie Daze up..Wait! Wait! Downtown Xplosion! Dane
Matthews just layed out Team CGI! The bastards done it!
Arrows: And we're back...
AK: Erm, well, the Facts of Life are already in the ring for this squa-
I mean, match.
(Suddenly, "A Welcome Burden" by Disturbed plays as Team CGI...
two members of it, come out to a HUGE pop. I mean, it's just insanely
loud. Joey Malone and Donnie Daze come out with their entourage... which
consists of Mega Man, Pen, Joey Legion, and Matt Senate.)
Meygon: And their opponents... at a total combined weight of four
hundred and seventy-seven pounds... they are
(Team CGI marches into the ring and starts kicking ass.)
AK: Erm... they seem to be beating the hell out of the Facts of Life,
Kell: Don't call me Captain.
Arrows: Malone and Blair are in the ring... except for one problem. And
that's the fact that Blair's getting the crap kicked out of him.
Kell: I note this.
AK: Malone sends Blair into the ropes... vicious clothesline thing!
Kell: That's a lariat.
Arrows: Malone tags in Daze... oh! Double flapjack!
AK: Blair takes the fall and weakly tags in Toodie!
Kell: Toodie runs into Daze, but Toodie takes a powerslam! Daze picks up
Toodie again and picks Toodie up... FURTHER PARALYSIS(Cradle DDT)!
AK: Now Daze tags in Malone, and now they go up on opposite corners!
Arrows: SWANDIVE HEADBUTT AND FROG SPLASH FROM OPPOSITE
Kell: They call that move the Incredible Shit Pounding... otherwise
known as ISP!
AK: But Blair's back in! Malone kicks Blair in the stomach! Powerbomb...
crucifix... SIDE OF FRIESBUSTER(Backdrop facebuster)!
Arrows: Damn. They're hitting these two poor people with all of their
Kell: Malone picks up the already injured Toodie! He lifts Toodie up...
Arrows: JESUS! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
AK: Malone calls that move ADD! The Arizona Death Drop! It's some sort
of weird Flapjack DDT thing!
Kell: Daze now picks up Blair again... DAZED AND CONFUSED(Inverted
Arrows: Ashley... Phelen... this match has offically surpassed the level
of "squash" and should now be placed in the "torture"
AK: Malone picks Toodie up again! Double underhook! ...EVEREST
CATACLYSM(Double arm inverted Emerald Fusion)! Good NIGHT!
Arrows: Toodie is DEAD in the middle of the ring!
Kell: Malone and Daze are calling for something! Malone whips Blair into
the ropes... what the hell!?
Arrows: Uh... that's the old Winds of Change finisher! The
Spinebuster-Reverse DDT combination!
Kell: They call that move HTML! The Hard Thunder Maximum Laceration!
Daze goes for the cover!
AK: Count this one to four million, six hundred and twenty-three
thousand, five hundred and seventy eight, because the Facts of Life got
(One. Two. Three.)
AK: Can we have something that *doesn't* end in a squash, please?
(Scene cuts back to the backstage area where Malone and Daze are calmly
walking back to their locker rooms.)
Malone: Man, we sure had fun there.
Daze: Yeah. Those two morons must still be wondering what the hell hit
(Jax Stone walks by.)
Stone: Hey, guys. Good win.
Malone: What a great guy that Jax Stone is.
(Malone gets to his locker room. He sees that, spray-painted on the
wall, a message which reads, "HA HA, I HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YOU
MALONE. -Love, Jax Stone". Malone turns back to Daze.)
Malone: Remember what I said about Jax Stone being a great guy?
Malone: Scratch that.
Shawn: Well, the moment we've been waiting for with great anticipation is
here, the IWO World Title match - this time putting current World title
holder, Syphon Fission against the United States Champion, Simon Seaman.
Ashley: Yes indeed, this match could have hugh ramifications going into
Broken Hearts, Broken Bones - but first, Phelen, how do you think this match
is going to pan out.
Phelen: Personally, I'd like to see Simon win. He's a great young
competitor, he's worked really hard to get where he is today - and frankly,
it's going to be one hell of a match. On the other hand, Syphon has only
just won the title, and it could possibly be one of many title defenses.
Shawn: OK, well, thankyou fella's - Now, during the break we were all told
that there would be a special stipulation added to this match, nobody here
is sure what it will be but no doubt we will soon find out what it's going
('Enjoy the Silence' by Failure hits, and Seaman makes his way out from
Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the IWO WORLD
Championship. Making his way to the ring first, from Los Angeles, California
- the challenger...he is the IWO United States Champion! Simon SEAMAN!!!
(Hugh Applause for Seaman, he walks into the ring, stands in the middle, and
holds the US title high above him. 'Paper Cut' by Linkin Park then plays,
and the video footage of Syphon Fission plays and he makes his way to the
Meygon: His opponent, from Seattle, Washington...weighing in at 265
pounds...he is the IWO WORLD CHAMPION....SYPHON FISSION!!!
(A little less applause, but still enough to make an impact. Syphon slides
into the ring. The two look at each other and lock up. Seaman gives Syphon a
quick punch when....'Unfinished Business' by Robert Stanley?!?!?)
Phelen: What the hell is this?
Shawn: This might be the special stipulation!
(Who should appear from backstage but...)
Ashley: BEN O'CONNOR!!!!!
Shawn: And he's dressed with a Referee Shirt on!
Phelen: Ben O'Connor is special refereeing this match!
Ashley: Simon Seaman dropped an elbow on O'Connor after that vicious Spike
Piledriver from the Martin-O Brothers on Hostile Takeover! The odds have
clearly tipped in Syphon's favour!
Phelen: Simon can't believe what he's seeing here, and he's looking at
O'Connor instead of Fission! SYPHON FROM BEHIND, SCHOOL BOY!!!!!
PIN...O'CONNOR RUNNING TO THE RING!! ..1..2..KICKOUT! SEAMAN WAS
WILEY FOR THAT!!!!!
(Bell rings - 'Ding, Ding, Ding!')
Shawn: Man, this match is going to be hugh. Seaman with a quick kick to the
stomach of Syphon! He follows that up with a DDT! This is going to be one
hell of a match.
Ashley: Simon heading up top - he wants to make this match one of his best -
this could very well be one of the most important one's of his career!
Phelan: Seaman is on the top turnbuckle, and Syphon Fission is slowly making
his way to his feet. Seaman up and...he's flying! Straight into the chest of
Shawn: Fission quick to his feet and knocks Seaman down with a clothesline.
This is some brutal competition here.
Ashley: Have a look at O'Connor though, he's just going to let anything go
Phelen: Ben hasn't interferred or failed to call something yet though, just
Shawn: Syphon quick to slap a figure-four leg lock on Seaman while he's
down. And Ben O'Connor is down! He wants to see Seaman squeal!
Phelen: It looks like he's asking him if he likes it! Yes you can just hear
Ben (yelling at Seaman): You like that, don't you bitch!!! Give it to him
Ashley: Well, that's some of the most impartial referreing that I've ever
Phelen: Simon not willing to tap out so early in the match though - and
Fission releases the leg lock. Seaman scrambles up with the help of the
ropes - and Syphon ready to take Seaman to the limits. Fission has Seaman
the hair and is ready to take him to the...no wait! Seaman grabs Fission's
leg and drops him to the ground...SHARPSHOOTER! This match is just
Submission moves everywhere! Fantastic!
Shawn: O'Connor down to see how Fission's going...and...what the hell?!
O'Connor's pulling the rope's towards Fission and letting him grab onto
them! He's breaking up the Sharpshooter now! This is ridiculous! Seaman
doesn't stand a chance if he can't get a move in!
Ashley: And Simon damn well knows it as well! By gosh, he's letting O'Connor
Phelen: Simon Seaman is arguing with Ben O'Connor about his referring
ability's - this could very well be the match of the year!
Shawn: If not that, it'll be the argument of the year!
Ashley: Seaman still arguing with O'Connor as Syphon Fission stands. Seaman
not noticing Fission climbing the top turnbuckle as he drops an elbow onto
Seaman while he's standing!!! I can't believe it! Fission goes for the pin!
..1.2..Seaman get's a shoulder up! That was a damn fast count!
Shawn: That was one hell of a fast count. If not the fastest count I've ever
Phelen: Seaman with a quick dropkick on Fission. Both on the ground but
Seaman quick to stand again. Seamen going up top now, and he's going to
perform the third aerial move of the match!
Shawn: You're counting?
Ashley: Fission's up, and...Seaman is going for a Elbow...no...a Diving
Headbutt...no, he's going for a...going for a....HURRACARANA!!!! MY GOD!
SEAMAN JUST BROUGHT SYPHON FISSION TO THE GROUND WITH A
DID SEAMAN BECOME A HIGH FLYER!?!?
Phelen: Who knows but Seaman looks like he's just ended the
match...O'Connor's doing the right thing and going for the count...There's
the 1.........There's the 2........My goodness, Just count the damn 3
O'Connor!!!! THREE! It's OVER! NEW WORLD CHAMPION! NEW WORLD
Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and NEW IWO World
(Ben O'Connor jumps from the ring and grabs the microphone off Meygon.)
Ben: Wait, wait, wait. Just everybody hold your horses. I guess I should
have mentioned this at the start but well, the special stipulation isn't
that you have a Special Referee. No...the special stipulation is that this
is a Two out of Three Falls match. You haven't won anything yet, Seaman.
Don't even think about touching that Belt and don't even think about walking
out of that damn ring until this is over!
Shawn: I can't believe it! Can O'Connor do this?
Phelen: I don't know if O'Connor added the stipulation or not - but this
sure as hell has pissed Seaman off! O'Connor climbing into the ring, and
Seaman is laying the boots into Syphon Fission! He sure as hell wants that
belt doesn't he!!!
Ashley: Who wouldn't want the belt! It's only the most prized possesion in
the whole IWO! Syphon Fission being helped to his feet by O'Connor, and our
beloved impartial referee is telling Seaman to stay back. Seaman is fuming!
By all means this match should be over! Seaman storming around the ring and
FISSION! FISSION IS BACK INTO IT! A SPEAR INTO SEAMAN! HE IS
SMASHING SEAMAN'S HEAD AROUND LIKE A DAMN MASHED POTATO!!!!
Shawn: Syphon Fission laying into Simon Seaman, and our Special Referee,
O'Connor has just changed this into a Two out of Three falls match. Seaman
has already won the first fall, and he only has to do it once more to win
the title, but after the outcome of Hostile Takeover, who knows what's going
to happen here.
Phelen: Fission's looks like he's going out of the ring, and...what the
(Syphon Fission approaches the announcers table. He talks to Phelen.)
Syphon: Welcome to your new position in the IWO. Get your ass off that
(Syphon Fission picks Phelen up and tosses him to one side. He takes his
chair and climbs back into the ring.)
Shawn: You OK, Phelen?
Phelen: I'm fine, I'd kind of like somewhere to sit though.
Ashley: Syphon Fission showing O'Connor the chair, and...BEN'S TURNING
BACK! SYPHON FISSION WITH SOME NASTY, NASTY CHAIR SHOTS!
SURELY O'CONNOR CAN
HEAR THE DAMN THINGS!
Shawn: Oh, he hears them. Syphon throwing the chair away now. And he's
for a pin! 1..2..THREE!!!! THERE'S THE SECOND FALL! THE NEXT DAMN
EQUALS OUR IWO WORLD CHAMPION!!!
Phelen: Who knows - O'Connor might even turn it into a 3 out of 5 falls or a
4 out of 7 or a 5 out of 9 falls match! It all depends on who win's I guess.
Ashley: Well, the stipulation has been announced now, I doubt O'Connor can
change it - but here we go, this next fall is going to show us who our new
Shawn: Fission has Seaman caught up in the ropes, and they are literally
chokeing him! O'Connor telling Fission just to loosen them off a bit,
and...he's offering to show him how to do it!
Phelen: This is going to be henious.
Ashley: Ben is tightening the ropes around Seaman's neck! Syphon Fission is
laughing his ass off! But Simon's feet aren't tied down! And he kicks
O'Connor straight into the Family Jewels!!! That's gotta hurt!!
Phelen: O'Connor is down! Now nobody's going to be the damn IWO World
Champion! Wait! At the stage! Look! it's...it's...
Shawn: IWO President Evan! IWO President Evan heading to the ring. Evan
showed some dislike towards O'Connor on Hostile Takeover! And he's got a
referee shirt on! Who the hell is going to win this match! Ben O'Connor
rolling out the ring now and he has both the United States and World Titles
in his hands he's rolling into the ring...
Phelen: O'Connor lines up Seaman! SMACK! Straight into his head! Seaman
is down...Syphon Fission going for the cover - President Evan making a dash
for the ring! ..1..2..3! Too late! O'Connor has called it! Syphon Fission is
still out World Champion!!!
Meygon: Your winner, and still IWO WORLD CHAMPION!!!! SYPHON
Shawn: What a match! What a night! Phelen - Did you enjoy it!?
Phelen: It was extrodinary.
(The scene fades into the office of President Evan Levine. Tod omces in.)
Tod: Why did you call fo me?
President Levine: I've realized that my actions have been a bit primitive.
Tod: Really? So you've decided to change things?
President Levine: I guess you could say that...
Tod: When are you going to start?
President Levine: Now. *hands Tod a piece of paper*
Tod: What's this?
President Levine: Your termination notice... You've been released from your
Tod: W... What?
President Levine: You no longer work for the IWO... And right now you are
trespasing, I'm giving you 2 minuted to vacate... I suggest you leave Tod,
you don't want to end up in jail...
Tod: But this is ridiculous!
President Levine: 1 minute...
Tod: I won't stand for this! I've got friends!
President Levine: They don't want to be fired...
Preident Levine: You minute is up... GUARDS!
(Several Guards center the room and proceed to beat up Tod.)
President Levine: It's all for the better... All for the IWO...
(Scene cut to the parking lot. Malone comes in, and sees Jax Stone
standing out the skylight.)
Malone: Hey, you no good heel-type person! Why don't you return Keri to
me so I don't have to inact some Arizonan Violence!?
Stone: Sorry, Malone. You know the drill.
(Stone pulls out the "Helldom For Dummies", written by Dane Wilt.)
Stone: Chapter 6, Article 4, Column 2... YOU MUST NEVER GIVE IN TO THE
FACES IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU CAN
THEM OFF AND THEREFORE, NEVER GET THE UPPER HAND. Now pay
Dane Wilt some
Malone: I'll pass.
Stone: Curses. Well... MIKE! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
(The limo leaves, but Stone hits his head on the garage door on the way
Stone: Ow. Stupid garage door...
(Stone drops down out of sight as Malone runs up toward the limo, which
is still leaving.)
Malone: Damn you, Stone! You're not supposed to humiliate me! Only *I*
can humiliate me!
(Fade to black.)