(The scene opens up in the office of President Evan. He's busy doing |
presidential stuff. Then Joey Malone wanders in. He has Pen.)
Joey Malone: Hi, Evan.
President Evan: *looking up* What the hell do you want?
Joey Malone: You know that not fun and silly guy in the white lab coat
that you have to go for something like a checkup or whatever? He said I
could wrestle again.
President Evan: And that means *what* to me?
Joey Malone: I dunno. What *does* it mean to me, Pen?
Joey Malone: Oh! Right! It's supposed to mean that one of your more
popular stars is supposed to return and make everyone all happy and
President Evan: Look, you. You've given the IWO more problems than it
really needs. You caused an overabundance of janitors in September; you
took two vacations, including one to TIBET OF ALL PLACES. You also
managed to annoy the hell out of the announcers by changing your moveset
every so often. And then you go and record a song with that Simon Seaman
loser. What am I going to do with you?
Joey Malone: It's not *my* fault that I'm multitalented.
President Evan: As far as I'm concerned, you can just leave.
Joey Malone: I always knew that you were a meaniehead, Evan.
Joey Malone: Pen! Watch your language!
(Joey Malone and Pen leave to a very confused Evan.)
[We see none other than the IWO logo slowly fade in and out of the screen,
while we hear the familiar heartbeat pulsate throughout the television
speakers. This repeats three times as slowly, the logo stays on the screen.
Then, a bolt of lightning comes from the sky, erupting the logo into flames.]
[Fade into the Staples Center in Los Angelas, California, as we hear the
cords from Spiral by Godsmack. The camera pans around the arena, as it
eventually focuses itself onto none other than Max Riot, Jason Storm, and
Ashley Keller, all three of them finely dressed.]
Max Riot: Welcome fans, to another night of Monday Night Meltdown!!
Jason Storm: Thats right, yet another night, of endless boredom, capped off
by a match thats might have a chance at being half interesting, but probably
Ashley Keller: I'm actually looking foward to most of the matches here
tonight, although we do have some information about the two opening matches
that the fans may not like.
Max Riot: We do?
Ashley Keller: Yes, as you know, Eric Reed, Justin Shack and Grim Reaper,
were all released from their IWO contracts earlier this week. Due to this,
the opening match, has now been turned into a regular singles match, and the
second match has been scraped from ever being known about, as it wont be
going down, now, or ever.
Jason Storm: Great, that means I don't have to watch as many half assed
wrestlers trotting arou trying to impress someone.
Max Riot: It's time for us to get to the ring, for something special, we've
heard, I bet it'll suck.
JS: Ah come on Max...I think we all know the time has come to praise the one
true great here in the IWO.
AK: Great my ass.....Levine screwed people over, lied, cheated his way to the
top and now that hes president he is putting himself into the hall of fame.
How Cheap can you get?
JS: To tell you the truth...a lot cheaper....Evan is a honest man who always
does the right thing...and if that isnt true let god strick me down now.
[JS looks around as if he is waiting to die.]
MR: Your lucky he wasnt listening right now.
JS: I know right.
[All of a sudden "I am Your Boogie Man" By White Zombie starts to
play as the fans start to toss trash at the stage. Then with a pop of Pyro,
The IWO President and Real Heel walks out from the back. Levine looks around
as Discord comes out right behind him and does a sexy dance.]
MR: Sit boy sit...
Ak: You two need to take a cold shower.
[Evan gets into the ring after yelling at a few of the fans. He looks around
them as he walks over to Meygon and takes the mic out from her hand. He
at the fans with a great big smile on his face and starts to talk]
Evan: AH......Welcome to my show!!!!! MONDAY NIGHT............EVAN!
Evan: Go ahead...Boo all you want....but the cold hard fact is that I AM THE
BOSS!!! AND YOU PAIED TO SEE ME! HA!
[Fans start an asshole chant]
Evan: NOW......on to the reason I am out here tonight with such a great smile
on my face. The reason im so happy is simple really. Because tonight a great
man will be added to the IWO Hall of Fame...a great man that will live on in
our minds and our heart for ever will be added to the hall of fame....and the
man I am talking about is one that really needs no introduction but sure as
hell will get one. So I give you Discord.
Discord: Tonight.......as it was announced on HT is the night that we honor a
IWO and wrestling legend. Tonight we honor THE REAL HEEL EVAN LEVINE!
[Evan jumps up for Joy as the fans boo]
Discord: BUT.......before we make everything offical, some of the boys in the
back thought it would be a nice idea to play........THIS IS YOUR WRESTLING
[Fans laugh as Evan gives a weird look at Discord.]
Discord: Now....for the first man. He was your golden boy who helped you take
the IWO back in november with Justin Goldman......do you remember this
Voice: IWO SUCKS........FWF RULES....::voice laughs:: right like thats true.
[Evan rubs his chin tring to think of who it might be. Then he has it.]
Evan: I got it.......is it my old friend...SAM POTRIGHT?
Discord: Did you say Sam Potright?
Evan: No I fucken said Georg Bush.....YEA I SAID POTRIGHT!
Discord: THEN YOU WERE RIGHT!!!
[Hemmorage(In My Hands)' by Fuel plays as the fans boo and Sam Potright
out to the ring. Evan and him Hug as Discord calms everyone down]
Discord: NOW.....Time for the second voice......do you know who this is?
Voice: I went on to be one of the top midcarders in the IWO and beat Syphon
Evan: This one is too easy....LiGiL get your southern ass out here!
[Suffocate by Finger Eleven plays as LiGiL comes running out and hugs Evan
all 3 men start to talk]
Discord: And last but not least...Flown all the way from Dover PA......do you
remember this voice?
Voice: FUCK YOU LEVINE!!!!!!
[All of a sudden with a huge pop Paper Cut by Linkin Park starts to play. The
fans go nuts as Syphon Fission the IWO world champ comes running out from
back to the ring.]
MR: THE WORLD CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!
[Fission hits the ring and takes out LiGiL with a right and Potright with a
left and jumps on Levine. The fans go nuts as Syphon is ontop of Evan beating
the shit out of him]
JS: NO SOMEONE STOP HIM! HES HURTING OUR BOSS!
[Then all of a sudden the refs come running down and pull Syphon off a bloody
Evan. As the fans start to boo the refs.]
MR: MY GOD! Syphon beat the shit out of Evan.
AK: Yea ant it great?
[Evan gets back up as the Refs hold Syphon back. Evan fixes his tie and looks
right at Syphon as he yells for the refs to keep him held back. Evan looks
around and as the refs hold Syphon back KICKS him right in the balls taking
Syphon to his knees]
MR: WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!!!!
JS: HAHAHA....NO MORE BABYS FOR HIM!
[Evan grabs the mic as the refs help Syphon out of the ring.]
Evan: Syphon.......That pain your feeling right now wont even match the pain
you will be feeling after tonight is over....I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!! YOU WONT
WALK OUT THE WORLD CHAMP TONIGHT!!!! If I have to kill someone I
[Syphon still holding his boys is helped to the back as Evan screams &
quot;YOU WONT WIN"]
MR: MY GOD.......Evan is nothing but a cheap asshole!
JS: Dont speak that way about our boss!
AK: Some boss....did Jamie ever kick someone in the balls while the other guy
was held down?
JS: Held down...no.....Theres a difference there.
MR: Fans we need to take a break. Will be right back with more MNM!
MR: Yea, well guys, I think it's about time for us to get down to our first
match of the evening, which as you have been informed by Ashley, has been
turned into a regular singles match.
'F*ck Them Other Ni**az' by C-Murder begins to play throughout the arena, as
Meygon gets in the ring.
Meygon: Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 239 pounds, he is
Shawn Carter slowly starts to make his way down to the ring, as he gets a
mixed reaction from the fans. He then picks up the pace, and runs down to
the ring, sliding in.
Meygon: And his opponent, now making his way through the backstage
'Hellbound' by Eminem feat. D-12 begins to playthroughout the arena, as Stone
quickly runs down to the ring, and slides in, rolling out of the way of a
kick by Carter, and popping up behind him, dropkicking him in the back of the
head. Stone picks Carter up, and swings him to the ropes, catching him
coming off with a powerslam. Stone picks him up again, and piledrivers
Carter into the mat, rolling over him for a pin, but only getting a two count.
MR: This match was almost over that quick!
AK: Yea, that would have been a major letdown.
Stone picks up Carter, as the lights go out. The lights come back on, and an
enraged man is standing in the ring, weilding a chair, staring at both men.
JS: Wait a second, guys, isn't that..Shawn Arrows?
AK: It does look like him, but....red hair?
MR: If you look at it closely, it looks like flames going through his hair.
JS: Yea, but what the hell is he doing in the ring?
Arrows, still staring at the two men, suddenly starts smiling, as he looks
behind the men. A man jumps over the guardrail and slides into the ring,
holding a chair of his own. This man's hair is white, and ice blue.
MR: So who the hell is that?
AK: I really have no clue, but he's kind of cute.
Shawn and the other man, both swing the chairs, hitting Stone and Carter, and
sending them both down to the ground. Shawn climbs out of the ring, and
grabs a microphone, sliding back into the ring, and standing over Scott Stone.
Shawn Arrows: Looks like this is MY time now boys. You best just stay out
of my way, See, I've made a decision. The IWO, is going downhill, quick,
and I'm sick of it. No, I'm not here to turn the IWO around, no, I'm not
here, to bring in new IWO talent, or claim that I'm the best here. I'm here
to say you can all kiss my ass. This is Kaysey Arrows, my closest friend, my
brother. He's here with me tonight, to make my party much funner. IWO, this
is my retirement night. I would first of all, like for Kevin, and Walter
Martin, to make their way to the ring.
Kevin and Walter make their way down to ringside, where Arrows takes off his
half of the IWO Tag Team Titles, and hands it to Kevin. Shawn then slides
out of the ring, and grabs a bag he had left by the side of the ring. He
rolls back into the ring, and opens the bag, pulling the other half of the
IWO Tag Titles out, and hands it to Walter.
Shawn: Guys, I wish you the best of luck with these belts. I'm sorry we
couldn't have finished this fight in the ring, but this is my night to just
take care of my business backstage, and....do one thing I've wanted to for a
long time. You guys can go now.
Walter and Kevin make their way back to the back, holding the IWO World Tag
Team Titles, as Shawn stands, and turns, facing the announcers table.
Shawn: Max Riot....get up here...
MR: What the hell?
AK: He just handed over the tag team titles, and now he's calling you into
the ring..whats he planning on doing?
JS: This should be fun
Max Riot gets up from the table, shaking, as he walks into the ring,
stumbling over his feet the entire way. He eventually gets to the ring, as
Shawn and Kaysey look on, laughing, and Shawn gives Kaysey a head signal.
Kaysey grabs Max as he gets in the ring, and throws him into a corner. Shawn
climbs up in the opposite corner, smiling, as Kaysey takes Riot to the top
rope, and stands, holding him high in the air signalling to Shawn. Shawn
leaps from one side of the ring, as Kaysey jumps, and throws Max Riot from
the other. Shawn catches him in mid air, and drives him down with a DDT.
AK: They didn't..
JS: They did. They just Super Arrow-Shot DDTed Max Riot, straight to his
grave. Wait, what the hell is going on? Shawn and Kaysey are coming over
here, and they're picking up head sets.
Shawn: Hi guys.
Kaysey: Ya'll don't mind if we join ya'll in this shindig, do you?
AK: No guys, you're more than welcome here.
JS: As long as you don't treat us like you did Max.
Shawn: Come on, you know we only did that because no one likes him. He's
boring. Anyways, I'd never harm such a beautiful lady.
Kaysey: Fans, we'll be back after this comm...wait, we've got something
going on in the back again, and then we'll go to commercials.
(Scene opens up in the locker room of Syphon Fission. Syphon is getting taped
up while Quinn Morgan is just sort of sitting around and minding her hair.
Joey Malone walks in.)
Joey Malone: Hey, yo, Syphon.
Syphon Fission: Hey, Joey.
Joey Malone: So, um, what're you doing?
Syphon Fission: Getting taped up.
Joey Malone: Why for?
Syphon Fission: Because I'm supposed to face AWS Man (also known as Bill).
Joey Malone: That meaniehead?
Syphon Fission: Yes.
Joey Malone: Oh, okay. Hey, Pen, what do you think of AWS Man (also known
Joey Malone: Yes, Pen, he truly is a meaniehead?
Syphon Fission: What the hell?
Joey Malone: What? What is it?
Syphon Fission: Where the hell did you get that thing? Isn't he the enemy?
Joey Malone: Umm, no?
Joey Malone: Watch your mouth, Pen!
Joey Malone: Yes, I know you have no mouth!
Syphon Fission: Get out, Joey.
Joey Malone: What? Why?
Syphon Fission: Because you're distracting me!
Joey Malone: How am I doing that? I'm just standing here and talking to Pen
and making conversation with you. It's sort of like that three-toed man I saw
when I came in here. He was talking to his middle toe about what kind of
bastard his left toe is and what kind of cheap asshole his right toe was. He
Syphon Fission: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Joey Malone: I dunno.
Syphon Fission: Then get out.
Joey Malone: Meaniehead. :-(
(Scene cuts to a commercial.)
Shawn Arrows: Fans, we're back, and ready for our second segment of action
here in the IWO. If you're just now joining us, then you're all probably
wondering what I am doing here, and where Max Riot is.
Kaysey: I think it's quite obvious, even to the guys that just tuned in,
that we kicked his ass.
AK: Yea, I'd say so. So, you guys, I think it's about time for us to get
down to our next match.
JS: Wait, Shawn, aren't you in the next match?
Shawn: No sir, the next match has been cancled, due to me going into
Kaysey: Yea, retirement..WOOHOOO!!!
AK: Guys, we've been told that we've got two things going on backstage, so
lets get over to the first right now!
(The scene switches to the back and the Suicide Kings are standing in front
of an old wooden gate somewhere amongst this arena. There is about six, pure
white sheep behind the gate and Ryan's eyes are lit.)
Ryan King: I wonder where these guys came from?
Jeff King: Well just look at that sign...
(Ryan looks over at 'That' sign. It has Shawn Carter's name on it. They just
shrug and Ryan looks back at the sheep.)
Ryan King: Bah Ram You... Bah Ram You... to your clan, your fleece, your
be true. Sheep be true, Bah Ram You.
Jeff King: Dude... what the hell?
Ryan King: Just watch...
(Ryan opens the gate and starts to walk off with Jeff and the sheep follow as
Ryan's laughter fades the scene back to ringside.)
Shawn: What..the hell?
AK: I don't know what to think about that one myself.
Shawn: So we've got something else going on backstage, right?
Shawn: Well lets go to that one now!
[We go backstage to the parking lot area. There's a man with long wavy dark
brown hair, a black leather jacket and loose black jeans on with his back to
the camera. He's walking with an extremely sexy woman. The man appears to
have a sledge hammer in his right hand as he's walking and stops at a car.]
Shawn: Hey, that looks like Angelic Sephiya Reign!
[The man turns towards the woman revealing that it is Sephiya Reign.]
AK: It IS Angelic Sephiya Reign!
Sephiya: You got everything set up?
Mari: Of course!
[Sephiya lifts the sledgehammer over his head and begins bashing the hell out
of a car in the parking lot.]
JS: That's Adam Wars' car!!!!!!
AK: I wonder if he's aware of what's going on right now!
Shawn: I don't know but he's COMPLETELY destroying that car!!!!!!
[Sephiya finishes bashing the car with the sledge hammer and throws it into
the car through the car window. He then walks away along with Mari and sets
up behind another car. Mari ducks down.]
Kaysey: What are they doing?
JS: HAHA!!! Sephiya's gonna get him some!!!!!
[All of a sudden...]
[KABOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adam Wars' car just bursts up in flames!]
Shawn: WHAT THE HELL!??!?!
JS: SEPHIYA REIGN JUST BLEW THAT CAR TO SMITHERENES!!!!!!!
AK: SON OF A BITCH!!!! .....AND BITCH!!!!
[The camera shows Sephiya Reign and Mari Racy standing there with seductive
smiles on there faces as the flames of the explosion glow in there eyes and
the camera cuts to a commercial.]
(The scene opens up backstage. Joey, with Pen in hand, is walking toward his
locker room, where he bumps shoulders with Donnie Daze.)
Joey Malone: Hey, Donnie. Watch where you're stepping, okay?
Donnie Daze: Why should I?
Joey Malone: Well, dude, if you keep bumping into people, one of them might
just kick your ass, y'know?
Donnie Daze: What?
Joey Malone: C'mon, Daze. You and I go back quite a ways. You should know
better than to bump into Joey Malone, you know.
Donnie Daze: Yeah, well, maybe I've gotten just a little better than you.
Joey Malone: Maybe...
(Joey looks like he's ready to inact a bit of Arizonan Violence.)
Donnie Daze: Aww, geez... it's time for my match. We'll settle this some other
Joey Malone: ...now what was *that* all about, Pen?
Joey Malone: Ah. P.M.S. I see.
(Scene fades back to the show. )
JS: What is our next match?
AK: It's the Pacific title battle royal.
Shawn: Yeah. Donnie Daze will defend his newly won Pacific title against the
likes of AWS Man (also known as Bill), Simon Seaman, Mac D, Schitzo Tod,
Robinson, Billy Ray, and Scott Stone.
AK: This shouldn't be that bad. Battle royals are usually exciting.
Shawn: Yeah. Any predictions?
AK: Let me see... I think I'm going to have to go with Simon Seaman in this
match. He is really good and really funny. I can see him walking away from
this match Pacific Champion.
JS: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is going to take this one. He's the best
heel in the world!
Shawn: I think I'm going to have to go with Daze. He has all the momentum
from winning the Pacific title on Hostile Takeover. I don't think his
momentum is going to stop here.
("Your Disease" by Saliva begins to blast throughout the arena. The
crowd gives a huge pop as Donnie Daze walks to the ring. He has the Pacific
title around his waste and the United States title over his shoulder. He gets
into the ring and a member of the ring crew throws him a mic)
Donnie: I was sitting in the locker room and decided that I am a little tired
after my Pacific title match on Hostile Takeover. I didn't think I could
wrestle in another match.
(Some boos arise from the crowd)
Donnie: But I can and I will wrestle in this battle royal. It just won't be
for my Pacfic title. I'm changing this match to a battle royal for the United
(Donnie throws the mic down and gives both his belts to the referee. He waits
in the ring for his opponents)
Shawn: How about that. It's not for the Pacific title anymore. It's now a
United States title match.
JS: That doesn't really change much.
Kaysey: While you two were talking, the other 7 guys have started to make
their way to the ring, and the last guy is getting in, so lets get this
[All 8 men, stare at each other, and the bell rings. Daze immedialty smiles,
and climbs over the top rope, and out of the ring, waving as he makes his way
towards the back.]
Eliminated: Donnie Daze
Kaysey: Like, dude, I don't get it. He just eliminated himself!
Shawn: Of course, he's got the Pacific Title, he has no use for the US Title
[Seaman stands, watching Daze as he walks off, but quickly gets blindsided by
AWS Man (Also Known as Bill). Seaman hits the ring with a thump, and AWS
starts laying in the boots. Billy Ray, trying to make his way over to AWS
Man, but Tod cuts him off and starts delivering hard rights and lefts to the
temple, sending Billy Ray back to the corner. Tod lifts Billy Ray, and is
trying to eliminate him, as we cut to another part of the ring to show Scott
Stone and Ash Robinson going at it.]
Shawn: So far this match has been packed with action.
Kaysey: YEA, and the Drunker Bastard is gonna go soon!!
[Stone and Robinson, still battling fist to fist, fighting up against the
ropes as Mac D runs over and delivers a double clothesline, sending both men
up and over the top rope, and out of this battle royal.]
Eliminated: Scott Stone
Eliminated: Ash Robinson
AK: Two more men down, and we're down to 5 in the ring, and now Mac D
to be heading over to help Tod!
[Mac D, coming over to Tod, helps him to push Billy Ray up and over the top
rope, only to have Tod turn on him, and knock Mac D over as well.]
Eliminated: Billy Ray
Eliminated: Mac D.
[Tod, coming over, grabs ahold of AWS Man, and the two start hitting each
other with lefts and rights. Seaman, getting to his feet, gets knocked back
down by a clothesline, and Tod and AWS Man put him on the top rope, both
trying to climb up. They both pick him up, trying to do a move, but start
struggling to get Seaman away from each other, causing both to slip and fall
to the outside of the ring, as Seaman lands in the ring.]
Eliminated: AWS Man(Also known as bill)
Shawn: Wait a second. The guy thats laying in the ring, out cold, just won
Kaysey: YEA, WOOHOO, YOU GO DEAD DUDE!!!
Shawn: Shut up man, we've got to go backstage yet again, and then to another
stupid commercial break.
(We fade into Syphon Fission‚Äôs locker room.¬ The fans give the loudest
the night.¬ He is sitting on a chair, taping his hands up and Daze charges
into the locker room. )
Daze:¬ I heard you have been talking crap about me Fission.¬ This true?
(Syphon gets off of the chair.¬ Being much bigger then Daze, he sizes him up
and responds. )
Syphon:¬ And if I did‚Ä¶what the hell would you do about it?¬
Daze:¬ I would kick your ass!
(Syphon begins to laugh real hard. )
Syphon:¬ Daze‚Ä¶you have not pissed me off yet.¬ If you continue to be a
fly‚Ä¶I will throw garbage in your damn yard.
Daze:¬ Your World Title is mine Syphon!
(Daze walks out.¬ As he does, Syphon makes a final statement. )
Syphon:¬ Just remember who can give you the shots around here‚Ä¶asshole!
(Scene fades back to the show. )
Shawn:Well this next match was suppose to be for the IWo Extreme title, but
at the Pay-Per-View Sam Potright was burnt badly and probably won't make it
Kaysey: Well Jax has assured that he will come to the ring ready to defend no
matter what. BECAUSE HE RULES!!!!!!!!!
Ashley Keller: Sam is in no shape to Wrestle.
Jason Storm: Well here comes are Extreme champion now.
((('Get On Top' by Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play. Stone walks to the
ring calmly with a smile on his face and the IWO Extreme title around his
waist. He walks over and grabs a mic)))
Jax Stone: Well Sam may not be here tonight. So Ref why don't you just count
him out right now and call me the winner.
(((The ref begins to count)))
AK: Why do these ref's always listen to them wrestlers when they tell them to
count? This is a hardcore match there are no countouts!
Ref: 5! 6!
(((Just then Potright's music hits. He comes out with a mic in his hand an
bandages where he was badly burnt. The music stops)))
Potright: Jax! I don't run from my battles. I was booked to fight tonight and
that's just what I'm going to do. Burns or no burns that title is mine
(((Potright drops the mic and runs to the ring. He slides in and Jax goes to
stomp on him, but Sam rolls out of the way. Sam get's up and ducks a
clothesline. He then clothesline's Stone out of the ring. Sam goes on the
edge of the apron on the outside, he jumps and hits a flying body splash on
Jax. Sma then gets up holding his arm.)))
JS: What a moron! Those burns still are no where near healed!
(((Jax gets up and grabs a chair, when Sam regains focuse he turns and runs
at Jax, but Jax slams him in the head with chair. He covers)))
Shawn: MY GOD HOW DID SAM KICK OUT AFTER THAT CHAIR SHOT!
(((Jax now on the offensive, and Sam is really fighting the pain of those
injuries he got at the PPV. Jax set's up a table and put's Sam on it. He goes
on it himself and calls for Drop like a Stone. But Potright hits a low blow
and sets up for a DDT. he picks Jax up and Implant DDT's him throught the
table, but once again this move hurt's him just as much as his opponent.)))
AK: Potright is really hurt out ther guy's, usually we don't see men in this
much pain this early in a match, not even a hardcore match!
(((Stone is up and he grabs a hub cap from god knows where. He slams
in the face with it. He throws him in and goes in after him. Potright get's
up and is hit with another hub cap to the face. Stone goes to the top.
Potright get's up and Stone hits a dropkick.)))
Shawn: it would seem that Stone has Potright at his mercy. Potright still
trying to fight back
(((Jax in a cocky manner twirls the hub cap and goes to hit Potright again,
but Potright grabs it and kicks Stone in the mid section. Potright takes the
hub cap and nails Stone! AGAIN! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Stone stays down the
time. Potright throws him to the outside and sets him up on the announce
AK: WE CAN HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
(((Potright goes for a dominator but Stone manages to wiggle free and go
behind him. Potright turns and is met with a knee to the mid section. Stone
goes for Drop Like A Stone, but Potright clips the back of Stone's knee.
Stone recovery's and Potright goes for a reverse neckbreaker(Diamond Cutter).
Jax manages to counter with knee's to the back. Potright turns around and it
hit with a clothesline. Potright starts to get up and Stone hits Drop Like a
Stone! Throught the announce table!)))
JS: ALRIGHT! NO NEW CHAMPION!
JS: I knew he would do it!
Meygon: Your winner and STILL! IWO Extreme Champion! Jax Stone!!!!!!!
AK: Fans, we've got to take another commercial break!!
(The scene opens back to the Kings who are sitting on some crates.)
Jeff King: Ok man, it was funny the first 20 feet. But these sheep are just
damn annoying now.
Ryan King: =( ¬ O-tay, I will tell the fun to stop. Sheep... leave damn you!
Leave damn you!
(The sheep just stand there!)
Ryan King: Welp, too bad... they won't listen.
Jeff King: Let me try... DOES THE WORD PORKCHOPS MEAN ANYTHING
(Before he can finish the sheep scatter. But not because of him... OMG! It's
the 'Black' SHEEP! *Singular* AND HE CHOP BLOCKS RYAN AND RUNS
Jeff King: What th-
(Downward Shear to Jeff from 'Black' Sheep. The scene fades as he walks off
leaving them unconsious.)
SHAWN: We are back ladies and gentlemen.¬ Right here we have two former
American Champions going head to head in LiGiL and Spaz!
JS:¬ Jesus‚Ä¶Evan must hate Spaz‚Ä¶this is suicide for Spaz.¬ Who is your
AK:¬ Obvious stupidity
<'Twist of Cain' by Danzig blares over the speakers.¬ Spaz comes out of the
back with Cactus in hand. >
Meygon: This is a no disqualification match scheduled for one fall!¬ From
‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶..weighing in at 225 pounds‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶.SPAZ!!!
< 'Suffocate' by Finger Eleven blares over the speakers.¬ LiGiL comes of the
back, boos accompanying him. >
Meygon:¬ From Detroit, Michigan ‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶..weighing in at 254
JS:¬ LiGiL is the toughest opponent Spaz has had to face in a while.¬ This is
the biggest challenge in Spaz‚Äôs life.¬ They are just staring at each other.
SHAWN:¬ That‚Äôs the bell‚Ä¶and LiGiL is daring Spaz to come to the
play!¬ Spaz nods!!!¬ This is going to be a long night!¬
JS:¬ Spaz has a mean look on his face‚Ä¶doesn‚Äôt he Kaysey.
KAYSEY:¬ I like poop‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶
JS:¬ I agree!
AK:¬ LiGiL stands there.¬ Spaz is charging toward him‚Ä¶Spaz is met with a
clothesline.¬ He is knocked down hard on the outside!
JS:¬ Guess who has the advantage!
SHAWN:¬ LiGiL picks up Spaz, and slams his head against the guardrail.¬
slams it again‚Ä¶and again!¬ LiGiL is not looking back here‚Ä¶because he can
JS:¬ LiGiL is taking Spaz toward us.¬ He slams his head against the
table.¬ Spaz is dazed!¬ LiGiL has the right strategy, bring it right to Spaz!
AK:¬ LiGiL picks up Spaz for a military press‚Ä¶he pumps him in the
DROPS HIM ON THE TABLE!¬ THE TABLE IS CRACKED‚Ä¶AND SPAZ IS IN
JS:¬ That was a close one huh Kaysey?
KAYSEY:¬ ¬ Flowers are nice‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶
SHAWN:¬ Look at LiGiL‚Ä¶he is laughing at Spaz!¬ He climbs on the to the
turnbuckle‚Ä¶HE IS GOING TO GO FOR A LEG DROP ON SPAZ!!!
JS:¬ HE JUMPS‚Ä¶
AK:¬ HE HITS THE LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS SPAZ‚ÄôS THROAT!!!¬
SPAZ IS OUT OF THIS
QUICK!!!¬ SPAZ IS ABOUT TO LOSE!!!
JS:¬ LiGiL THROWS SPAZ BACK INTO THE RING!!!¬ HE IS IN‚Ä¶HE
JS:¬ LiGiL WON!!
SHAWN:¬ NO HE DIDN‚ÄôT‚Ä¶SPAZ‚ÄôS ARM WAS ON THE ROPES
THE WHOLE TIME!!!
JS:¬ SPAZ‚ÄôS LUCKY HIS ARM WAS EXTENDED!!!
AK:¬ LiGiL is celebrating‚Ä¶does he not know that Spaz had his arm on the
He is giving Spaz time to recover!
JS:¬ Spaz is moving‚Ä¶LiGiL has his arm up‚Ä¶he is taunting the crowd!¬ He
SHAWN:¬ Spaz is up to one knee‚Ä¶he is back to his feet, but he looks
He charges toward LiGiL!!!
JS:¬ LiGiL is talking with the ref‚Ä¶the ref is explaining to him that the match
is not over!!!¬ BAM!!!¬ HE IS MET WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF
AK:¬ LiGiL is on the ground‚Ä¶Spaz stomps down on him!¬ Spaz is looked on
Spaz picks him up‚Ä¶throws him into the ropes‚Ä¶TILT-O-WHIRL
LiGiL!!!¬ Spaz is down too!!!¬ He grabs his knee!
JS:¬ Spaz put on one helluva move‚Ä¶but his left knee felt all of it!
AK:¬ Spaz gets up‚Ä¶he is walking with a little imbalance towards LiGiL!
JS:¬ Spaz is walking toward LiGiL‚Ä¶who is trying to get up‚Ä¶Spaz picks him
up‚Ä¶scoop slam!¬ Spaz runs into the ropes‚Ä¶elbow drop on LiGiL!
SHAWN:¬ Spaz gets up‚Ä¶he goes to the outside‚Ä¶he grabs a chair!!!
JS:¬ NO DQ‚Ä¶RIGHT KAYSEY?!?!
KAYSEY:¬ I want some cotton candy‚Ä¶‚Ä¶‚Ä¶
JS:¬ Spaz is back in the ring‚Ä¶LiGiL is getting up slowly‚Ä¶BAM!!!¬ CHAIR
SHAWN:¬ LiGiL‚Äôs head is imprinted on the steel chair‚Ä¶he collapsed to
Spaz is showing the crowd the chair!¬ Spaz is in control right now!
JS:¬ Spaz looks at LiGiL‚Ä¶down on the mat‚Ä¶HE STARTS BEATING HIM
CHAIR!!!¬ LiGiL IS GETTING BEAT BY SPAZ AND A STEEL CHAIR!
AK:¬ THE REF GRABS THE CHAIR FROM SPAZ‚Ä¶SPAZ GRABS IT
BACK‚Ä¶HE HITS THE REF IN
THE HEAD WITH THE DAMN CHAIR!¬ SPAZ IS OBSESSED!!!
JS:¬ THE FANS ARE CHEERING THE HELL OUT OF SPAZ!!!¬
SHAWN:¬ SPAZ POINTS TO THE CROWD‚Ä¶ROAR OF APPROVAL!!!¬ HE
CARES ABOUT THE
FANS!!!¬ HE IS GOING TO CRIPPLE LiGiL AND HAVE FUN DOING IT!!!
JS:¬ LiGiL in on one knee‚Ä¶HE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN‚Ä¶Spaz is coming
LiGiL‚Ä¶LiGiL tackles Spaz!
AK:¬ LiGiL is going on guts!¬ LiGiL picks up Spaz‚Ä¶and throws him into the
corner!¬ He lifts him up‚Ä¶PALINDROME!!! PALINDROME!!! PALINDROME ON
LiGiL IS DOWN TOO!¬ HE OVERSHOT HIS GAP OF SAFETY!!!¬
JS:¬ LiGiL‚Äôs OWN MOVE HURT HIM?!?!¬ IS THAT POSSIBLE
KAYSEY:¬ Gap of safety‚Ä¶that‚Äôs between me and my toilet to decide!
SHAWN:¬ JS‚Ä¶IT IS POSSIBLE!!!¬ LOOK AT LiGiL‚Ä¶HE IS IN PAIN‚Ä¶
JS:¬ BUT SPAZ IS OUT!!!
AK:¬ LiGiL IS INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO SPAZ‚Ä¶HE HAS HIS
ARM OVER SPAZ!!!
THERE IS NO DAMN REF!!!
SHAWN:¬ SPAZ KICKED OUT!!! SPAZ KICKED OUT!!!¬ MY GOD‚Ä¶SPAZ IS
STILL IN THIS
JS:¬ BUT THE PALINDROME IS ALMOST DEADLY!!!
AK:¬ WELL‚Ä¶DON‚ÄôT ASK ME HOW SPAZ KICKED OUT!!!¬ HE IS JUST
JS:¬ SPAZ IS GETTING UP SLOWLY‚Ä¶AS IS LiGiL‚Ä¶THEY ARE BOTH UP
AND HITTING EACH
OTHER WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!
SHAWN:¬ SPAZ GETS IN SOMEMORE HITS‚Ä¶HE GRABS LiGiL‚ÄôS
ARM‚Ä¶THROWS HIM INTO THE
ROPES‚Ä¶AND SPAZ CHARGES WITH HIM‚Ä¶
JS:¬ LiGiL grabs the ropes‚Ä¶Spaz is right there‚Ä¶LiGiL LIFTS SPAZ OUT OF
RING‚Ä¶SPAZ LANDS HARD ON THE MAT OUTSIDE!!!
SHAWN:¬ LiGiL looks down at Spaz‚Ä¶he sees the ultimate chance right here!
JS:¬ LiGiL gets on the top turnbuckle‚Ä¶ROLLING HANGOVER TO
AK:¬ Spaz rolled out of the way‚Ä¶he gets up!¬ Spaz grabs the stairs from
outside‚Ä¶he throws them in the ring!¬ LiGiL is getting up slowly‚Ä¶and Spaz is
the ring waiting!
JS:¬ LiGiL crawls into the ring‚Ä¶Spaz kicks him the gut‚Ä¶EVENFLOW!!!¬
LiGiL ON THE STAIRS!¬ THE STAIRS ARE SET UP FOR
SOMETHING‚Ä¶SPAZ GOES TO THE TOP
OF THE TURNBUCKLE‚Ä¶HE IS SIGNALING FOR A LEG DROP!!!
SHAWN:¬ OH MY GOD!!!
JS:¬ HE WOULDN‚ÄôT!!
AK:¬ HE GOES FOR IT‚Ä¶LiGiL MOVES‚Ä¶SPAZ‚ÄôS LEFT KNEE HITS
THE STAIRS!!!¬ OH MY
GOD!!!¬ SPAZ GRABS HIS KNEE!!!¬ SPAZ IS IN A LOT OF PAIN!!!¬ LiGiL
JS:¬ THE REF IS NOT SIGNALING!!!
SHAWN:¬ ITS BECAUSE HE KICKED OUT!!!
JS:¬ THAT DOESN‚ÄôT HELP!!!
SHAWN:¬ Spaz could have some serious damage!¬ We are talking about a
ending injury sustained!¬ Someone stop the damn match!
JS:¬ SPAZ IS GETTING UP‚Ä¶BUT HE ALMOST FALLS BACK DOWN WHEN
HE DOES!¬ HIS KNEE
AK:¬ My god‚Ä¶LiGiL smiles‚Ä¶there is a huge wound open on Spaz‚Ä¶and he
helpless!¬ Spaz is limping heavily toward LiGiL‚Ä¶LiGiL picks up the steel
stairs!¬ HE THROWS THEM AT SPAZ‚ÄôS HEAD!!!
JS:¬ SPAZ IS KNOCKED OFF HIS FEET!!!¬ HE IS DONE!!!¬
SHAWN:¬ LiGiL is picking up Spaz‚Ä¶Spaz is busted wide open!!!¬ His eyes
rolling to the back of his head!!!
JS:¬ Nikki‚Ä¶stop touching me there‚Ä¶your not my wife!
AK:¬ LiGiL goes for a chop-block on that left knee‚Ä¶Spaz goes right down!¬
cringes!¬ LiGiL gleams‚Ä¶he has an idea!
JS:¬ LiGiL goes on the outside‚Ä¶and throws a table into the ring!
SHAWN:¬ LiGiL is walking to the back!¬ We have a back up camera following
the back.¬ He takes two ladders. >
SHAWN:¬ You are kidding me!¬ You have to be kidding me!
JS:¬ LiGiL HAS TWO LADDERS!!!
SHAWN:¬ LiGiL comes out from the back with the two ladders‚Ä¶the fans are
nuts!¬ They are loving this!!!
JS:¬ LiGiL gets in the ring.¬ He sets up a ladder‚Ä¶then the other!¬ He picks
the table and‚Ä¶
AK:¬ My god‚Ä¶he put the table on top of the two ladders!!!¬ This is career
JS:¬ Spaz looks up‚Ä¶he is dazed!!!¬ LiGiL claims up the ladder and gets on
table!¬ He taunts Spaz!!!
SHAWN:¬ Spaz somehow gets to his feet!¬ He begins to climb that damn
Spaz looks above himself‚Ä¶LiGiL is right there!!!
JS:¬ Spaz is up‚Ä¶as is LiGiL‚Ä¶they begin to hit lefts and rights‚Ä¶LiGiL SETS
UP FOR A PALINDROME!!!¬ SPAZ REVERSES!!!¬ HE KICKS LiGiL IN THE
SIGNALS TO THE CROWD‚Ä¶SPAZTIC COMBUSTION THROUGH THE
Meygon:¬ You‚Äôre winner‚Ä¶‚Ä¶SPAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JS:¬ I can not believe it!!!
SHAWN:¬ Spaz is down through!¬
AK:¬ Folks‚Ä¶we need to take a commercial break‚Ä¶Spaz wins‚Ä¶but he is
Shawn: We're back, and it's time for, the IWO World Tag Team Title Match.
Thats right guys, Dane Matthews has a chance at taking the tag titles back
Kaysey: Yea, but he doesn't have you with him this time!
Shawn: No shit K. I don't think he's got enough in him to go through both
of the Martins.
Kaysey: The three men are already in the ring, and theres the bell!
[Matthews, staring at the two men, smiling as they charge towards him.
Matthews ducks a double clothesline attempt, and clotheslines both men down,
smiling. Matthews picks up Kevin Martin, and body slams him back down to
mat. He grabs Walter as he was getting to his feet, and slams him back down
as well, stomping on his head, and nailing a leg drop on Kevin.]
Shawn: Matthews seems to be holding his own so far, but how long do you
think this will last?
AK: Not long.
JS: I've got to agree with this bitch for once.
[Shawn punches Storm in the arm, shaking his head no, as Matthews watches
from the ring. Matthews turns back around to his opponents, only to get
double drop kicked to the outside of the ring. Matthews, getting to his
feet, gets attacked by both Martins, as they swing him into the guard rail.
Kevin and Walter roll back into the ring, and Dane Matthews starts making his
way back to the ring, only to be stopped by Donnie Daze.]
Kaysey: WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?
JS: I don't know, but he's really doing a number on Dane Matthews.
Shawn: He just nailed Dazed and Confused! Yea Donnie!!! Take care of him!!
AK: I thought you and Matthews were friends.
Shawn: What gave you that idea? He gave me a World Tag Title, you think I
was gonna refuse?
Shawn: It's ok girl, not like he matters anyways.
[The referee looks on in confusion, and then starts to make the 10 count.
The referee gets to 5, and Matthews makes his way up to one leg. The referee
gets to 9, and Matthews is finally to his feet, but Arrows throws a water
bottle at him, and knocks him back down, as the referee makes the 10th
JS: The hell?
Shawn: As I said, he sucks. He wasn't going to make it back in the ring, so
once again, I had to make him not look as bad.
Kaysey: YEA BRO!! WOOHOO...YOU GOT HIM GOOD!!
Shawn: Ugh..lets go backstage.
(To the back we go... and Kamie Josoy is seen sitting at a computer and Jeff
as a bandage on his head and Ryan in a wheelchair.)
Ryan King: Dammit... I can't believe that damn 'Black' Sheep put me on the
shelf for months! He totally blew out my knee!
Kamie Josoy: Will you shut up... I find it increasingly hard to hack into the
IWO's CGI database with you bickering.
Jeff King: Whoa... sweet... like can you do stuff?
Kamie Josoy: Sure.. see this... I just placed Ryan on the injured list and
bumped you into a major singles scene.
Jeff King: AWESOME! LET ME PLAY!
Kamie Josoy: Alright...
(Jeff starts pecking away while Ryan's hallucinogens kick in and he starts
having a conversation with an envelope.)
Jeff King: TAKE THAT!
Kamie Josoy: What did you do... heh... you just fired TPK and Ken War! Why
my, you are a hero Jeff! A DAMN HERO!
(The scene fades out as many IWO superstars hoist Jeff on their shoulders and
march him off as the scene fades.)
Shawn:Welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown!¬ It‚Äôs time for the main
Two of the hardest workers in the business today, IWO champ Syphon Fission
versus the man he must face again at Broken Hearts, Broken Bones...AWS
JS:It‚Äôs non-title, but that doesn‚Äôt mean it won‚Äôt be a great match.
AK:Well what the hell are you waiting for?¬ Let‚Äôs go to the ring announcer.
Ring Announcer:Ladies and gentleman, it‚Äôs time for the MAIN EVENT OF
(All of the sudden, ‚ÄėThree Point One Four‚Äô by the Bloodhound Gang
through the arena as AWS Man, accompanied by Pen and the Nude, poses for
crowd to a chorus of heckles and boos.)
Shawn:It‚Äôs the deacon of freakin‚Äô live and in your face!
Ring Announcer:He hails from Freakville, North Carolina.¬ He stands at 6
feet one inches tall and 234 pounds.¬ Accompanied by Pen and the
(AWS Man slowly gets on the ring apron and wipes his feet on the mat before
going in.¬ He paces back and forth waiting for his opponent.)
Shawn:There you have it.¬ It‚Äôs AWS Man ready to get into the fi...
(‚ÄėPaper Cut‚Äô by Linkin Park is heard throughout the arena.¬ Fans get on
their feet awaiting Syphon Fission.¬ Syphon Fission runs out the entrance
and into the ring.)
Ring Announcer:From Seattle Washington, he...
Shawn:Here we go!
(Syphon Fission and AWS Man lock up.¬ Syphon with the advantage with a
to AWS Man‚Äôs midsection.¬ Syphon whips AWS Man into the ropes, goes
knife edge chop, AWS Man ducks.¬ AWS Man shoots off the ropes and is
a back body drop.)
AK:What elevation!¬ He got some frequent flyer miles on that one!
(AWS Man gets back up, but Syphon gets some hard rights in.¬ Syphon
AWS Man once again.¬ Syphon bounces off the opposite ropes and comes
with a flying forearm.)
JS:Excellent forearm by the champ!
(Syphon picks AWS Man back up and shoots him into the ropes.¬ AWS Man
attempts to come back with a clothesline, but Syphon ducks it and reverses
that into a neckbreaker.¬ Syphon covers.)
Shawn:Quick cover by Syphon Fission!¬ REF COUNTS!
Kaysey:Didn‚Äôt get the 1-2-3, but still has the advantage.
(Syphon picks AWS Man up into a scoop slam, but as he tries to bounce off
the ropes, AWS Man trips him.¬ AWS Man gets back on his feet and hits a
serious of elbows to the back of Fission‚Äôs head.¬ As Syphon gets back
is met by a couple of stiff rights.¬ He staggers around and AWS Man attempts
a vertical suplex, but Syphon blocks it.¬ AWS
Man tries once more, but Syphon blocks it once again.¬ AWS Man tries a
time, but Syphon reverses it into a small package.)
JS:Awesome move by Syphon Fission, but AWS Man with an excellent
(They both get up on their feet at the same time.¬ AWS Man whips Syphon
the corner and AWS Man follows with a clothesline.¬ AWS Man whips Syphon
into the opposite corner and connects with another clothesline.¬ As Syphon
staggers back, AWS Man hooks him and nails a belly to belly suplex.)
JS:Excellent combination by the contender for the IWO world title and
remember folks that at Broken Harts, Broken Bones these two will go at it
one more time with the IWO World Heavyweight Championship on the line.
AK:That‚Äôs right, but we‚Äôre getting a preview, a little glimpse of what
be right here, tonight!
(AWS Man shoots off the ropes and connects with a jumping leg drop.¬ He
decides to run to the opposite ropes and comes back with another jumping leg
drop.¬ AWS Man mouths off to the fans and they respond with a chorus of
Shawn:They really don‚Äôt like him here in Los Angeles.¬ It‚Äôs like he
smog or taxes or something!
(AWS Man puts the boots to Syphon Fission.¬ As Fission crawls to the
he gets up slowly, but is met by more knife edge chops by AWS Man.¬ AWS
whips Fission into the ropes, but Syphon holds on.¬ AWS Man charges for the
champ, but Syphon ducks and AWS Man flies over the top rope and lands onto
Kaysey:Desperation move by Fission.¬ Let‚Äôs see if he can get some more
JS:AWS Man just got the wind knocked out of him, maybe Fission can use one
of the most innovative weapons in the history of weapons.¬ A weapon never
been used before...THE CHAIR.
AK:So how far is your sarcastic meter today?
JS:Hold on, let me just get my sarcastic meter and...I see that it‚Äôs an all
time high of ninety two.
(Syphon Fission executes a double axe handle on AWS Man.¬ Syphon this
puts the boots to him.¬ As AWS Man tires to get up, Syphon quickly whips
Man into the guardrail.¬ The fans cheer as AWS Man is taken over the rail by
a knife edge chop by the IWO world champion.¬ Syphon Fission and AWS
fight through the crowd of people
as the referee tries to restore order in the match.)
JS:My goodness!¬ They‚Äôre going to the concession stand.¬ Chili dogs
Get me some
(Syphon Fission executes a vertical suplex on the cold arena floor.¬ He
whips AWS Man
into the concession stand and takes him back to the ring.)
JS:You forgot my beer guys!¬ I need beer too.
(Syphon Fission directs AWS Man to the announce table where he slams AWS
Man‚Äôs head into the table.¬ As the crowd gets behind him, Syphon gets
Man and throws him back into the ring.¬ AWS Man crawls to the other side
tries to escape to the refuge of the entranceway, but Syphon runs after him
and catches him with a clothesline.)
AK:Syphon Fission is in full control of this match here folks!¬ It might
just be a matter of time before we see the Death Plunge.
(Syphon picks and AWS Man back up and throws him down the ramp.¬ AWS
hits the ring and Syphon shoves him back in.)
AK:Syphon has his card right here.
(As AWS Man gets up, Syphon connects with a DDT and covers.)
AK:He didn‚Äôt hook the leg there, could cost him in the end.
(Syphon puts the boots once again to AWS Man.¬ AWS Man gets up and is
a gut wrench by Syphon Fission.¬ Syphon Fission executes a suplex and gets
back up and with a go behind, connects with a release german suplex.)
Shawn:Total domination by the champ!
(Syphon Fission gets back up and tries to bounce off the ropes, but is
tripped by the Nude.¬ As Syphon turns over, AWS Man staggers but puts his
boot and chokes the champ.)
Kaysey:Come on ref!
Shawn:The ref pleads with AWS Man to break the hold and he finally does.¬
a minute, he‚Äôs at it again!
JS:The ref finally gets AWS Man to break the hold, but not without him
getting in his
(AWS Man slides out of the ring and drags Syphon Fission to the corner.¬
With the ring post between Syphon‚Äôs legs, AWS Man grabs a chair from
timekeeper‚Äôs table and winds up, but the referee takes the chair away from
AK:He could‚Äôve took Syphon out for good!
(AWS Man instead takes Syphon‚Äôs left leg and with one motion, hits it
against the ring post.¬ With that said, he does it a second time.)
Shawn:That has to hurt.¬ Oh the pain Syphon Fission must be in.
(AWS Man gets back into the ring and perches Syphon‚Äôs leg on the rope
lands on it.¬ He does it again and drags Syphon Fission into the middle of
the ring and applies a figure four leg lock.)
Kaysey:He‚Äôs got it!¬ Syphon is writhing in pain!¬ AWS Man could win it
(The referee checks Syphon, but he doesn‚Äôt quit.¬ AWS Man gets back up
hooks Syphon Fission into a single leg lock.)
AK:AWS Man focusing on that left leg of Syphon Fission.¬ I would be
surprised if he worked on any other part of Fission, but we‚Äôll see.
(Syphon finally gets to the ropes and AWS Man is forced to break the hold.)
JS:Syphon is cringing.¬ Just look at him.¬ He could be injured by god!
(AWS Man comes off the ropes with a series of elbow drops.¬ As Syphon gets
up, AWS Man executes a back drop suplex that makes Syphon land on his
JS:That‚Äôs gotta break his leg.¬ Look at the punishment the champ is going
through here.¬ I don‚Äôt think he can go on much longer.
(AWS Man drags Syphon‚Äôs leg to the ring apron and gets a chair.¬ The
distracts the ref as AWS Man winds up and hits Syphon‚Äôs leg with a chair
JS:VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT BY AWS MAN!¬ Come on ref, stop the match!¬
(As Syphon desperately tries to get up on his feet.¬ AWS Man grabs a
microphone and slides into the ring.¬ He paintbrushes the back of
head as he looks at the fans and then looks down at Syphon.)
AWS Man:SYPHON FISSION...
(Syphon gets paintbrushed once again by AWS Man.)
AWS Man:Syphon...YOU FREAKIN‚Äô SUCK!
(The fans start to throw empty cups and wrappers at AWS Man as he puts
the microphone and signals for Syphon‚Äôs own finishing move, the Death
JS:What a sight it would be if AWS Man put the Death Plunge on the master of
that move.¬ Here it goes.
(AWS Man slowly hooks Syphon Fission into the Death Plunge, but just before
AWS Man hooks him completely, Syphon‚Äôs manager Quinn Morgan runs
entranceway and gets up onto the ring apron and distracts AWS Man.¬
gets a second win and executes a low blow.)
JS:LOW BLOW!¬ LOW BLOW!¬ LOW BLOW!
AK:The fans are back into this thing.¬ Just hear the reaction!
(Syphon chop blocks AWS Man and starts to connect with a fury of lefts and
AK:Syphon‚Äôs back into thing!¬ Get him Syphon!
(AWS Man gets back up and is met by an atomic drop.¬ Syphon shoots off
ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker and hooks the leg for the cover.)
AK:You could just hear the fans go ‚ÄėOooooooooh‚Äô as AWS Man kicked
(Syphon hits a knee drop on AWS Man‚Äôs temple and goes up on the
AK:Go for it champ!
(Syphon hits a second rope elbow drop followed by a running splash.)
AK:AWS Man got his foot on the rope!¬ How the hell did he do that?!
Shawn:Good ring positioning by AWS Man.¬ The Man-O-War just couldn‚Äôt
(As AWS Man finds refuge in the corner, Syphon hits two knife edge chops and
perches him for the 10 punch.)
Kaysey:Wait a minute, what‚Äôs Syphon doing here?!
(Syphon grabs the microphone.)
Syphon:WHO SUCKS NOW?!
Kaysey:The sold out crowd at the Staples Center say amen to that one.
WOOHOO, you go MAN!!
(Syphon perches on the second turnbuckle.)
(The crowd really gets into it as Syphon whips AWS Man into the ropes and
tosses him out of the ring.¬ Syphon goes after him and AWS Man tries to
fight back with a right, but Syphon reverses that and punches him.¬ AWS Man
tries to get a right once again, but Syphon reverses it again and punches
him.¬ As Syphon looks at the crowd, he charges for
AWS Man, but AWS Man gets the ring bell and knocks Syphon out cold.)
Shawn:Syphon lights are on and there‚Äôs nobody home!
JS:What a shot by AWS Man!
(AWS man holds Syphon up and whips him into the steel steps.¬ AWS Man
up on the announce table as Syphon is on his knees.¬ AWS Man gets the ring
bell once again and leaps, hitting Syphon Fission in the head once again.)
JS:Right between the eyes!¬ My god the force.
(AWS Man shoves Syphon Fission back into the ring and pins him with one
finger on him.)
JS:AWS Man has it won.
JS:That must have been 2 and 29/30ths!
(AWS Man argues with the referee, but the referee doesn‚Äôt budge.¬ AWS
starts in the corner hooking Syphon‚Äôs head and connects with a running
AK:This has to be it.¬ It‚Äôs inevitable, you‚Äôve got to believe it.
AK:That was three!
Shawn:No, it wasn‚Äôt.¬ Syphon got his shoulder up just in time.
(AWS Man picks Syphon back up and tries to execute a punch, but Syphon
blocks that into a punch.¬ AWS Man tries again, Syphon reverses.¬ AWS
winds up one more time, Syphon reverses.¬ Syphon has AWS Man on one
bounces of the ropes, but AWS Man connects with a knee lift¬ Syphon gets
and they both bounce off the ropes, connect with a double clothesline.)
Shawn: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!¬ THEY‚ÄôRE BOTH OUT!
JS: Syphon is up first! The fan are cheering‚Ä¶he lifts AWS Man (Also Known
Shawn: Kick in the gut‚Ä¶DEATH PLUNGE!!! DEATH PLUNGE!!! DEATH
(Ding ding ding)
Ring Announcer: Your winner‚Ä¶the IWO World Heavyweight
JS: NO!!! DAMMIT!!!
Shawn: Syphon wins the match like only he can!
(‚ÄúPapercut‚ÄĚ by Linkin Park blares over the speakers as the fans go nuts.
Syphon has the IWO World Title in hand and is climbing on the top
ropes‚Ä¶jacking the fans up. )
AK:¬ Fission is the best in the IWO!¬ Syphon is on fire!
Shawn:¬ The IWO World Champion, Syphon Fission, wins over the number
contender for his title‚Ä¶AWS Man (Also Known As Bill).¬ AWS Man rolls out
the ring and heads to the back.
(The fans boo AWS Man (Also Known As Bill), throwing stuff at him as he
to the back. )
Kaysey:¬ Fission is super cool!
(Fission is breathing hard, and lifts the title again.¬ Then, Papercut fades
into ‚ÄúI Am Your Boogieman‚ÄĚ by White Zombie.¬ The fans begin to
boo.¬ Evan is
on the microphone, in the back. )
Levine:¬ So you beat AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)!¬ So your still the damn
World Champion!¬ I have something with me that means more to you then the
whole damn world!
(Levine comes out of the back, Quinn Morgan‚Äôs head is cracked open, and
eyes are rolling.¬ The fans are chanting ‚ÄúAsshole‚ÄĚ as Syphon‚Äôs
statement goes from a smile of triumph to a ghastly stare. )
Levine:¬ That‚Äôs right Mr. Champ‚Ä¶your little twat is my
hostage‚Ä¶NOW!¬ DO WHAT
TELL YOU‚Ä¶OR I SNAP HER NECK!
(Fission shakes his head yes.¬ His stare is that of concern. )
Levine:¬ Tell him in how much pain you are in‚Ä¶you whore!
(Quinn passes out from the pain.¬ Fission‚Äôs face becomes bright red with
Levine:¬ Now‚Ä¶have Shawn Arrows give me your IWO World Title belt‚Ä¶
(Fission stalks around the ring, thinking of another way around this.¬ Levine
begins to twist Quinn‚Äôs neck.¬ A ring technician throws Syphon a
Syphon:¬ STOP LEVINE!¬ SHE IS INNOCENT!¬ ARROWS‚Ä¶GET UP
(Shawn gets up from his announcer booth position and gets in the ring.¬ Evan
smiles widely. )
Syphon:¬ That piece of gutter trash wants this title‚Ä¶he can have it!¬
life is not worth it‚Ä¶TAKE IT ARROWS!
(Fission throws the belt at Arrows, who catches.¬ Arrows is trying to plead
with Fission, but he turns around.¬ Arrows walks the title out to Levine as
the fans boo the living hell out of Arrows and Levine.¬ When Arrows hands him
the title, Levine begins to gloat.¬ Arrows stands behind Levine. )
Levine:¬ HAHAHAHA!!!¬ I KNEW YOU WOULD JUST HAND THE TITLE
OVER LIKE THAT!
YOU DON‚ÄôT HAVE THE GUTS TO BE CHAMPION!
(Fans boo.¬ Fission just shakes his head. )
Levine:¬ And since the fan hate me‚Ä¶and I hate you‚Ä¶I AM GOING TO
SLUTS NECK AWAY!
(Fission turns around and tries to get to the outside, but‚Ä¶ )
AK:¬ ARROWS HITS LEVINE IN THE BACK!!!!¬ ARROWS LAYS QUINN
ARROWS DRAGS PRESIDENT EVAN LEVINE INTO THE RING!¬
Kaysey: ARROW-SHOT DDT!!!¬ LEVINE IS SPRAWLED OUT!
(Arrows has a microphone in his hands.¬ He begins to talk to Syphon. )
Arrows:¬ Hey‚Ä¶Syphon‚Ä¶do us all a favor and kick his sorry ass!
(The fans go nuts!¬ Arrows goes back to the booth and puts up his headset. )
AK:¬ Nice work out there.
Shawn:¬ Thanks‚Ä¶Syphon is strutting in the ring!¬ He is lifting up
IN THE GUT‚Ä¶HE SETS HIM UP FOR A DEATH PLUNGE ON THE IWO
WORLD TITLE!¬ LISTEN
TO THESE FANS!
("Shame" by BT plays over the speakers as Joey Malone comes
He gets a
loud ass pop from the crowd.¬ He runs into the ring and‚Ä¶pushes Syphon
JS:¬ YES!¬ MALONE IS WITH EVAN LEVINE!!!
AK:¬ Oh no‚Ä¶I have a sick feeling!
(Joey picks up a microphone as Syphon‚Äôs eyes get the size of water
Joey:¬ Syphon‚Ä¶I am of sick of you kicking Evan‚Äôs ass‚Ä¶
Syphon:¬ What the hell are you talking about?!?
Joey:¬ See‚Ä¶Evan is not worth a Death Plunge right now‚Ä¶cuz you are not
enough for that right now!¬ Evan deserves better!
(Syphon picks up Levine again, and Joey stops him. )
Joey:¬ Hey‚Ä¶you can‚Äôt do that!
(Syphon throws Evan down.¬ Joey picks up Evan and talks on the mic. )
(Joey lifts Evan up.)
Joey:¬ I hate that ass too!
AK: EVEREST CATACLYSM!!!¬
(Syphon shakes his head as he lifts Levine up and sets him up for a Death
Plunge.¬ Joey climbs the top turnbuckle‚Ä¶)
Shawn: INTERNET ELIMINATION (spiked pedigree)!!!¬ OH HELL YEAH!!!¬
HAVE NEVER CHEERED SO DAMN LOUD!
(Syphon and Joey high five, just as Quinn comes to and gets in the ring and
spits on Evan.)
AK:¬ You can not stop two friends here!¬ Evan tried to have Syphon give the
title away‚Ä¶it did not work‚Ä¶Syphon is still IWO World Champion.
Shawn:¬ And Joey Malone makes an impact!¬ Well fans‚Ä¶this is from the
MNM‚Ä¶have a nice‚Ä¶
(‚ÄúYour Disease‚ÄĚ by Saliva comes over the speakers.¬ Donnie Daze
the crowd and charges into the ring.¬ Daze just stares at Syphon, and he
stares back, both men serious as could be. )
JS:¬ Daze is going to kick Fission‚Äôs ass‚Ä¶then Joey Malone‚Äôs!¬
(Daze has a microphone. )
Daze:¬ You know what Syphon‚Ä¶I heard you said something about me back
And Joey came to me after the match and told me what you said.¬ Now‚Ä¶I
thought it over‚Ä¶and I have decided on something.
(Joey Malone is ready to jump Daze.)
Daze:¬ Now‚Ä¶Syphon, Joey‚Ä¶its time!
(Daze cracks his knuckles... as does Syphon.¬ Then‚Ä¶)
Shawn:¬ Group hug?
(‚ÄúWelcome Burden‚ÄĚ by Disturbed plays, and the fans go nuts.¬ Quinn
jumping up and down, and when they break off, Syphon talks down to Levine. )
Syphon:¬ I would like to be the first to introduce to you‚Ä¶Evan‚Ä¶the
AK:¬ Oh my god!
JS:¬ oh crap‚Ä¶
(we see Donnie Daze and Joey Malone perform Incredible Shit Pounding (also
known as ISP), which is a Bad Moon Rising (top rope swandive headbutt) and
Daze Blaze (frog splash) from opposite corners to Evan Levine.¬ The fans go
nuts as they all leave the ring, taking a bow. )
Shawn:¬ The second coming of Team CGI is here!¬ FOLKS‚Ä¶.SEE YOU ON
(The scene fades with the second coming of Team CGI, joined in hands,
at the broken and blooded Evan Levine.)