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Earlier Today:

{ Footage Is shown at the airport where Max Riot Is
awaiting Sabastian Crow and Discord. }

Max Riot: Earlier this week, Sabastian Crow was
brutally attacked by a maroon dodge viper. Since then,
he has been in critical condition and once he shows up
tonight, we’ll see just how critical of a shape he Is
In tonight. Will Sabastian Crow be able to compete?
That’s the main question for tonight, as I await his
arrival.

{ From behind Max Riot, rides Crow and Discord, down
the airports escalator as they carry there bags In
hand. They both wear black trench coats and dark
shades as they try to pass up Max Riot. Thanks to Max,
he stops them just In time. }

Max Riot: Whoa! Wait a second. Sabastian Crow,
Discord. I’ve been awaiting your arrival since 3:00
PM, where have you guys been?

Sabastian Crow: Flight trouble.

Max Riot: Oh. Well, that happens.

Discord: Yes, It does.

Sabastian Crow: What do you want, Max?

Max Riot: Well Crow, the fans and myself are all
wondering, what kind of physical shape are In tonight,
thanks to the impact of that hit and run attack,
earlier on In the week?

Sabastian Crow: Well enough to do two things.

Max Riot: Which are?

Sabastian Crow: One, shove a boot up Evan Levine’s
ass. And two, win my shot at the World
Heavyweight Gold. Now, If you excuse me, we have a
hotel to check into, go out to brunch, and attend
The Baltimore Arena In time. Thank you.

{ Crow and Discord exit, leaving Max Riot there to
stand. }

**Scene Fades Off**

[The scene opens with a heart beating sound as IWO banner fades in as words fly all around it. Pride, Honor pass the screen as the banner fades out. As it fades in the words Phelen Kell and Zombie fly around the screen to another heart beat. Then as a O fly's across the screen we see the words Hate and Love fly around and fade in. With the last heart beat the O fly's in with the names Mysterious One and Titan following it. Finally the IWO comes ablaze as the IWO symbol fly's past it as it fades out.]

[The scene all of a sudden melts as "Gene-Hulk Porno" starts to play. We here the screaming out of thousands of fans...as the beat picks up and all of a sudden MELTDOWN EXPLODES ON TO THE SCREEN! We then all of a sudden see a huge pyro explosion as the word "Hostile" Falls on the Meltdown banner. With more pyro we cut LIVE to The Baltimore Arena in Baltimore Maryland! The fans are all on there feet as they hold up signs and middle fingers. The scene cuts to the announcers table as we see GP, JT, and Nikki sitting there ready to start an unforgettable night!]

GP: FANS.......WELCOME...WELCOME.....WELCOME TO THE IWO, WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY.............NIGHT..............HOSTILE.......MELTDOWN!


JT: Geez that took you long enough, the least you can do is say it all in one breath so we don't have to spend half of the show listening to you say a sentence.

Nikki: Why do I feel its going to be a long night?

JT: Because I am here and im in the mood to bug all of you.

Nikki: Don't make me hurt you.

JT: What could you do to ME? You're a woman, I'm a man........that's just funny to think of.

[SMACK]

JT: DAMN WHAT A RIGHT HOOK!

Nikki: Damn right, now shut up and watch the show.

GP: Right..........................now seeing that took up an hour were going to have to leave.......GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

JT: WHAT?

Nikki: HUH?

GP: See, I can fool around too I'm not just a straight man.

Nikki: God....... nerd.

JT: Dick.

GP: Fans.......we have one hell of a card for you tonight. It is the last one before GOLD and Glory so it should be a killer.

JT: That's right, our mainevent tonight is one that is just odd.

Nikki: Its Joey Malone vs. Kent Anthason vs. Tom Lexian
in what Evan is calling a Ballpark Brawl
.

GP: That's right these 3 men will be placed in a ballpark and must get out before the place goes BANG!

JT: Hmmmm sounds like MT Laurel.

Nikki: Yea I know

GP: Also tonight, Sabastian Crow vs. Nuke vs. Donnie Daze
for the IWO #1 contendership. That will be classic.

JT: And with that we will also have a Bus battle
between mysterious One ?¿? and "The Icon" Ben Archer
. That will be nuts.

Nikki: There is so much on this show who can watch it all without going nuts.

GP: I dont know but were ready for our first match and thats a table match with BJ Smith vs. Ben O'Connor vs. Scott Stone


Tom Green: Sluts & Jacka$$es. We are here tonight to bring you one fall. Whoops I mean we are here today to bring you a table match for three. Our first contestant hails from places unknown BJ Smith.

{BJ Smith's music hit's as pyro's go off right in front of the entrance. A shadow of a man appears as the smoke begins to settle. BJ Smith steps into the light & gets boo'ed his whole way to the ring.}

Tom Green: {Picking his noise.} Uh hey. The next contestant of in this table match of doom is the one the only Ben O'Connor.

{Ben O'Connor's music hit's as he comes out to a course of boos as he makes his way to the ring. Ben grab's the top rope and lifts himself up into the ring. Ben O'Connor heads to a corner turns around and start's staring down BJ Smith.}

Tom Green: Last but not least the third & final member in this three ringed circus of tables. The man, The myth, The legend yeah right. Scott Stone.

{The crowd cheers as pyros being to shoot off from the side's of the entrance as Scott Stone makes his way towards the ring.}

Ding...Ding...Ding...

GP: Here we go folks. What's this? Scott Stone has just stopped right in front of the ring.

JT: Well GP it look's like he's looking at BJ Smith & Ben O'Connor who are just starring each other down in opposite corners.

GP: Come on guy's do something.

Nikki: Maybe their waiting for Scott Stone to get into the ring.

JT: Maybe your right. Come on guys fight, fight, fight. Beat the hell out of each other dam it.

GP: Scott Stone slides into the ring and goes after BJ Smith. Stone rushes towards Smith and he side steps Stone. Now Smith has Stones hair and he is smashing his head into the turn buckle. One right after another.

JT: Yeah Smith smash Stones head like a coconut.

GP: Smith turns Stone around & starts to give him some rights & left's.

Nikki: Man BJ Smith is really looking impressive out their.

JT: It's early man. This fight is along way from being over.

GP: Smith grabs Stone & whips him into the ropes. Smith goes for a clothesline and misses. {Smack} Clothesline bye Ben O'Connor on Scott Stone. Stone is down and O'connor & Smith are starring each other down again. O'Connor & Smith lock up. O'Connor breaks the lock & whip's Smith into the ropes. Drop-kick bye O'Connor.

JT: Dam O'Connor's kicking ass. O'Connor is down but he's getting right back up. He's up and he goes over to BJ Smith & kicks him into the ribs over and over again.

Nikki: Low blow bye Scott Stone which sends Ben O'Connor to the ground in pain.

GP: Dam that's got to hurt.

JT: Scott Stone is back up he goes over to BJ Smith who is making his way up. Scott Stone with a knee to the back of the head of Smith. Stone picks up Smith whips him into the ropes & gives Smith a knee to the gut. Smith is down & in pain.

GP: Ben O'Connor is making his way back up. Stone rushes O'Connor to be back body dropped onto the outside.

Nikki: I don't know guys it look's like Scott Stone's head hit the edge of the canvas.

JT: You know something I think your right. Good for him ha ha ha.

GP: JT your one sick bastard.

JT: Thank you. O'Connor heads over to BJ Smith picks him up and slams him down. What's this O'Connor is going for a cover. That IDIOT this isnt a regular match. To win you have to put your opponent through a table.

GP: I think he just realized it. O'Connor is up. He picks up BJ Smith whips him into the ropes kicks him in the stomic & hits a ddt on BJ Smith he is out on the canvas.

Nikki: Gee where is O'Connor going. Why is he leaving the ring.

GP: He's not leaving the ring he's just going to go for some wood.

JT: Wood, Wood, Wood. O'connor bring on the wood.

GP: Ben O'Connor has a table & he slides it into the ring. Ben goes into the ring & sets up the table. O'Connor looks around & see's BJ Smith. Say where's Scott Stone.

JT: Don't know. Wait their he is. He has a chair & he's outside of the ring ducking down.

GP: Ben O'Connor kicks BJ Smith a few times and picks him & Sets up for a powerbomb.

JT: Look Scott Stone is sneaking up behind BJ Smith. BJ Smith picks up Fury. {Smack} Chair shot to the back up Ben O'Connor. O'Connor drops Smith onto the ground as Scott Stone is waylaying on O'Connor with the chair.

Nikki: Dam Scott Stone looks possessed in their.

JT: Possessed nothing. Try pissed off.

GP: Scott Stone drops the chair. He heads over to O'Connor picks him up & trys for a suplex through the table.

JT: NO Scott Stone hit's the suplex but BJ Smith moves the table out of the way. Scott Stone with a pissed off look on his face goes over grabs the chair & heads over to BJ Smith & starts to beating him relentlessly with the chair.

GP: Look at this Ben O'connor is showing some life trying to make it to his feet as Scott Stone is giving BJ Smith the beating of a life time. Ben O'Connor is up he rushes Scott Stone. Clothesline from behind. Scott Stone drops the chair and startles forward a bit. He turns around & receives a drop-kick right into the face of Scott Stone. Stone is down. Ben O'Connor goes over to the table sets it up. Ben looks over to Scott Stone heads over to him pounds on him a bit. Ben O'Connor sets Stone on the table. O'Conner is heading to the turn buckle where hes heading up. On the third turn buckle Ben set's up for a top rope elbow. He is sit.

Nikki: Wow look at BJ Smith he's up. He looks around he sees O'Connor he walks back strattles the ropes Ben O'Connor falls on the top turnbuckle. BJ Smith runs over gets up on the first, the second & then the third turn buckles and sets him up for a for a superplex. Scott Stone is up he sees BJ Smith & O'Connor on the top rope. Stone gets off of the table and pulls it out of the way. Wham what a superplex bye BJ Smith.

GP: BJ Smith is in a lot of pain. His back must be in some real bad pain. Scott Stone is up and he rushes BJ Smith & gives him a left and a right repetitively. Stone has BJ Smith realing in the corner. Stone grab's Smith and hits a front face DDT. BJ Smith is down. Scott Stone goes over to the table to be stopped bye TOM GREEN. What in hell is this moron doing in the ring.

JT: I have no clue but he better get out before he get's hurt.

GP: Scott Stone with a left and knocks Tom Green to the canvas. Scott Stone is starting to beat on Tom Green with his feet. Dam Tom Green screwed with the wrong wrestler tonight. He is getting his a$$ kicked.

JT: Oh Hell Yeah. Give him wood. Give him wood Scott Stone I beg you.

GP: Scott Stone sets up Tom Green on the table sideways. Now hes going over to Ben O'Connor & BJ Smith. Scott Stone beats on them both a bit & is dragging O'Connor over to the table. He sets him right next to Tom Green on the table. Now he goes over to BJ Smith. BJ Smith is unconscious. Stone sets him up next to O'Connor. What in hell is Scott Stone going to do?

Nikki: Make a table sandwich?

JT: Could be. Scott Stone is going to the corner. He climbs the ropes turns around & sets up for a moonsault. Dam Stone plans on takeing all of them out. Look how he has the table positioned.

GP: Yep that's probably true. Stone sets up flys off the top rope. Moonsault Moonsault on Tom Green, Ben O'Connor & BJ Smith. This match has to be over. No the table didnt break. BJ Smith & Tom green fall off the table. Scott Stone signals to the crowd for a second time for the moonsault. The crowd is going nut's.

JT: Ben is set & purched. Moonsult on Ben O'Connor. The table breaks the match is over.

Ding...Ding...Ding...

GP: Ah shit we don't have an announcer anymore to announce the winner of the match.

JP: Whose that coming down to the ring.

GP: I believe it's, it's............

Nikki: I think it's..........

{Eraser's music starts to play throughout the arena as he makes his way down carrying a mic. All dressed in black wrestling attire with an IWO-Black T-Shirt on he makes his way to the ring. Stops infront.}

Eraser: The winner of the table match is me Eraser Muhaha. Now prepare to get your IWO a$$ kicked Scott Stone.

{Eraser slides into the ring and starts beating the shit out of the hurt & beaten down Scott Stone.}

GP: What the hell is he doing out here and what the hell is he supporting an IWO-Black T-Shirt for?

JT: I thought that the IWO-Black was dead.

GP: I thought so to.

JT: I guess the IWO-Black is back or something.

Nikki: IWO-Black ig. Dam that Eraser. I hope somebody beat's his the IWO-Black member Erasers a$$.

GP: Eraser has a chair that Scott Stone was useing on his opponents. {Whack, Whack, Whack} Dam Eraser the IWO-Black star is surely beating the living shit out of Scott Stone.

Eraser: Scott Stone you have just became my bitch Muhaha.

GP: Scott Stone stops with the beating and leaves the ring. Dam that fucker Eraser. That IWO-Black member needs his a$$ kicked. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[the scene cuts to the back were we see the IWO board sitting all around a TV. The camera pans all around them to show there playing Mario Party 3! Evan has a star and Jamie has a star but John has no star and just lost some money from bowser. As they play, Scott Stone walks into the room]

Stone: EVAN!!!

Evan: Shhhhhhh.

Stone: Evan...... listen, man this moron just attacked me in the ring, what are you going to do about it?

Evan: Ummm...... I'm going to win this game and then RULE THE WORLD!

Stone: God your not helping......Jamie.......what are you going to do?

Jamie: What?

Stone: What are you going to do about what happened?

Jamie: What happened?

Stone: GOD! JOHN WHAT ABOUT YOU?

John: YES YES!!!!! I'll do something, I'LL GET A STAR!

Evan & Jamie: SHIT!

Evan: Its your fault he got the star.

Jamie: My fault?

[As Evan and Jamie fight over who let John get the star Stone looks at all of them as if they are nuts. And he walks out even more mad.]

(We're shown the backstage area... and more
specifically, the nondescript doorway that leads
personnel and wrestler into the arena. The door slams
open... and Sam Potright enters the building. He walks
past the camera... not noticing anyone or anything. We
watch him walk away...)

GP: Uh oh...

** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

[The show comes back on the air as we see Scott Styles at the food table getting something to eat. As he is standing there, Erik Blake walks up to the table and gets some hot coffee]

Styles: Yo

Blake: Hey

[That was nice wasn't it? Blake gets his coffee and turns around hitting his cup on the arm of Styles spilling it all over him.]

Styles: AHHHHH

Blake: Hehehehehe.......sorry.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! OH GOD THATS FUNNY YOU LOOK FUNNY AS HELL!

Styles: WHAT!

Blake: Oh god you should see your face......you should get cleaned up before more people laugh at you.

[Blake walks away as Styles just looks at him and seems to get ready to blow his top]

GP: This next match up scares me.

JT: Everything scares you.

GP: This especially scares me.

Nikki: What match is next?

GP: It's the Pool Match with like 7 people in it...Not just 7 ordinary people either some of the most insane guys in the IWO are in this match. Lets see you have...LiGiL, El Bastardo Loco, Multi Colored MoFo, Schitzo Tod, Cappy, Canada's Hero, and Simon Seamon.

Nikki: The rules of the match are simple. Each wrestler starts out in the pool and the match doesn't begin until all are in the pool. After that they must stay in the pool area they can get out but the pin has to be in the water.

JT: Woohoo we are going to see someone drown. I've always wanted to see someone drown.

GP: Your a sick sick man.

Ring Announcer: The following match up is a one fall pool match with 7 IWO super stars. Introducing to the pool first...From Aspen, Colorado...Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighting 254 pounds....LLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiGGGGGGGiiiiiLLLLL.

(Suffocate by Finger Eleven blast over the PA system and you see on the Titan Tron LiGiL he walks around the pool and then hops in.)

JT: WOW! I just realized something if you spell out LiGiL's name it is spelled the same way forwards and backwards.

Nikki: God your a moron! Please don't say anything again.

JT: What? I was just pointing that out.

GP: She is right you are a moron.

Ring Announcer: Introducing next to the pool...EELLLLLL BBBAAASSSSSTTARDDDDDOOOOO LOOOOOOOCCOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Loco's music blast over the PA system. You see Loco dive into the pool and come back up to the surface.)

JT: It's the craziest man in th IWO.

GP: Well, that is debatable but he is one crazy bastard. I wouldn't want to mess with him. Loco and The Birdman have all ready had a historic fight over the Extreme title with Loco coming up short and he is looking to rebound here.

Ring Announcer: Next to the pool...From Rome, Italy...standing 6 feet and 3 inches tall and weighting 239 pounds....MMMMULLLLLTIIIIIII COLLLORRRRREDDD MOOOOFFOOOO!!!!

(Open Your Eyes by Staind blast over the PA system. Mofo does as the other two have and gets in the pool. They are all at different places in the pool.)

JT: We are going to be here all day just with the introductions...I wanna see someone drown damn it!

Ring Announcer: Next in the pool...SSSCCCCCHHHHHIIITTTZZZZZOO TOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!

(Tod walks to the pool and he has an unusual shirt on. It says "My Mom said I couldn't swim in the deep end." So Tod walks around to the kiddy pool area and gets in there. He doesn't get any deeper than past his knee's.)

JT: HaHA! How is Tod going to win this match if he can't go in the deep end? I thought this match was going to be extreme but you got Tod who won't even go in the deep end of the pool.

GP: Well, I do find it funny that he can't go in the deep end but I wouldn't count him out yet. He still may be able to pull off this victory in the kiddy end of the pool..

Ring Announcer: Next to the pool is an IWO legend....CAAAPPPPPIIITTAAALLLLL PUUUUUUUNISSSSSSSHHHHHHMMMEENNNNNNTTT!!!

(Cappy's music blast over the PA system you see Cappy on the IWO-Tron. He walks around the pool and looks around a bit then he jumps in.)

GP: So who does everybody think is going to win this match up?

JT: I think Loco is going to clean house and walk out with an easy victory.

Nikki: What is Tod doing?

(You see Tod on the IWO-Tron and he is putting on little arm floaties.)

GP: I guess Tod's mom told him to put those on to.

Ring Announcer: Introducing to the pool next....CANNNNNADDDAA'SSSSS HHHERRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!

(Hero's music blast over the PA system and on the IWO-Tron Hero walks out and jumps in the pool and splashes Tod but Tod doesn't chace after Hero since he doesn't want to leave the kiddy pool area.)

JT: You see that? Hero just splashed Tod....Now that was funny.

GP: Well, I wouldn't push Tod too far or he will go in the deep end and kick Hero's ass.

Ring Announcer: And last to the pool....SSSIIMMMMONNNNNNNN SSSEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!

(Simon's music plays over the PA system and Simon walks out by the pool but he doesn't jump in he just stands by the pool.)

GP: Well, while we are waiting on Simon to get in the pool we might as well tell all you IWO fans out there that this pool is the personal pool of Martha Stewart.

JT: So why does anybody care?

GP: Well, that was part of the deal we had to plug Martha Stewart and she would let us use the pool. Anyway it looks like Simon is about to get in the pool. There he goes and this match is under way.

Ding Ding Ding...

GP: It's going to be interesting to see how these guys fight in water. I mean think about how hard its going to be. Right now I think Tod has the best strategy even if he doesn't mean to. Because I know you can fight better in the kiddy end of the pool rather than in the deep end.

JT: Tod and LiGiL are going at it while MoFo and Cappy fight, Hero is getting double teamed by Loco and Simon.

Nikki: Tod is taking the fight to LiGiL even though his Mom says he can't go in the deep end and it doesn't mean he is one mean fighter.

GP: Tod just gave LiGiL a DDT in the shallow end of the pool and I think LiGiL's head may have hit the on the bottom of the pool. Tod is going for the pin...
One...
Two.....Nooo...LiGiL kicks out after two. I think Tod is going for a quick win here but it wasn't enough to keep LiGiL down.

JT: Meanwhile...Loco and Hero are going at it back and forth in the water. They are able to stand so they aren't that deep and they are trading punches. But what the hell? Look at Hero...he is holding his leg.

Nikki: I think he has a cramp. That looks like it hurts...Cappy doesn't know what to do.

GP: Hero is getting out of the pool and fast. But Cappy is chasing him...Hero is running as fast as he can with a cramp. Wait look who it is..It's Martha Stewart and she has a whistle and she is blowing it. What is she saying?

Martha Stewart: Guys no running you could fall and get hurt. We don't want anybody to get hurt.

GP: What the hell? This wasn't in the contract she can't tell are IWO wrestlers running.

JT: Look at Cappy and Hero they just stopped and they are looking at Martha Stewart like she is nuts.

Nikki: What are you talking about? She is nuts.

GP: Cappy and Hero just attacked Martha. Holy Jesus I've never seen anything like this they are really kicking her ass.

JT: They just tossed her in the pool. Oh my fans we may have seen the last of Martha Stewart.

Nikki: Does anybody really care about her?

JT: Nope.

GP: Anyway back to the match...Simon Seamon and Mofo are going at it. They are making there way out of the pool now. Simon picks Mofo up and slams him down on the concrete. Simon is going for the pin.....
ONE...
TWO...
THRE....NOOOOOOO Mofo kicks out right at the last second.

JT: Simon picks up Mofo and he tosses him in the pool.. Oh my Mofo hit his head on the side of the pool and he could be out. I mean this is serious folks. He looks to be lifeless in the pool.

GP: Simon jumps in and he is going for the pin at the bottom of the pool.
ONE......
TWO......
THREEE....YES, SIMON SEAMON WINS THE POOL MATCH.

Nikki: Well, we have IWO paramedics out there helping Mofo but Martha Stewart looks to be dead I think she has drowned after the beating she took from Cappy and Hero.

[The scene cuts to the back again were we see Styles walking into the board room and there still playing that game.]

Styles: Jamie, Blake just spilled coffee all over me and just laughed.....I WANT HIM IN THE RING TONIGHT!

[Jamie turns around and starts to laugh]

Styles: Damn it! EVAN DO SOMETHING!

Evan: Well, we can always try to steal johns star!

Jamie: If we did that he will cry.

John: Yea don't steal my star......I will cry!

Styles: Oh God none of you are helping!

Evan: WAIT!

[Styles stops and looks back]

Styles: Yea?

Evan: WHY DON'T I STEAL JAMIES STAR!

Styles: Oh..........My.........GOD!

** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

(We are taken backstage as the cameraman searches down a hallway trying to
find Simon Seaman. He opens a door on the left side opening doors, but
doesn't find him. Searches the right side opening doors, but still doesn't
him. Then suddenly, we see Simon Seaman, wearing a black shirt with the
'SS' symbol in gold lettering and black shorts sitting on a regular,
run-of-the-mill steel chair. He signals the cameraman to come closer, but
at about five feet, he tells him to stop.)

Simon:May 2001. Simon Seaman was the Internet Wrestling Organization
Unified Champion. Before that, I was the United States champion. I held up
my end of the deal to entertain and deliver. At that time, I was known as
one of the most promising IWO talents to date. Two months later, I'm back
and what do I find? IWO White. IWO Black. IWO Periwinkle. What ever the
hell they're called. I find myself in a roster among one million other
wrestlers who claim they beat anybody and become the world champion. I find
myself on the brink of getting lost in the shuffle. Well that's not going
to happen. Shawn Scott. Scott Shawn. That's what they say. That's what
they all say. I will be the world champion. All I see are these guys who
think they can take this organization to the next level. Though you know
something? Some things are too good to be true.

(Pause)

Simon:I didn't leave this promotion because I wanted to. I left because I
had to. While others would hold onto their title for dear life until they
could hold it no more, I went out of my way and put my title up against
Nuke. I wrestled in that ring and gave the people what they wanted to see,
but when that time came around, you think I made an effort to pin Nuke down
for the one, two, three? Oh no. I knew it was my last match and I did what
was best for the company and what was the thanks I got? Nuke strutted
around like he owned the whole damn place with that Unified title around his
waist because he knew I wouldn't be there to take it back. He said he beat
me fair and squared, but what didn't occur in that head of his was that I
wouldn't be there for a rematch. Nuke used me as a stepping stone thought
he could just steal my position in the company. Well bravo, he did and here
I am. What's done is done and I can't change that.

(Pause)

Simon:During my first stint in this company, I was put down again and again
and again and again. For my name, for my style, for the way I did things.
They would mock me and make fun of me time and time again. Where are those
people now? Sitting on their asses collecting unemployment checks that they
didn't earn. They thought they could stop me and most all, they thought
they could keep me down. Down at the bottom of the ladder. As days went
by. Day after day after day, Simon Seaman was becoming a household name.
More and more people hopped on the bandwagon as time went by. I surprised
people. I amazed people. Damn it, the one who called himself the greatest
of all time couldn't even beat me. Though when it came down to it, I was
back at squared one. I remember saying 'Hey, how about we work a program
between me and the world champion?'. They said 'No, you're not ready yet'.
I told them 'I got this great idea involving Daze and I.', but they just
told me 'Just be patient. Your time will come'. It never happened. I
never got that shot into superstardom. I never got that big break, but
that's okay. From now on, I'm taking things into my own hands.

(Simon stands up and picks up his chair.)

Simon:Whether you like it or not, I will climb my way, I will crawl my way
back up that ladder. Whether those fans sitting in that arena cheer or boo
me, you will see the old Simon Seaman again. I will make you laugh like no
other comedian could. I will make you cry, make you think. I will
entertain you like no other wrestler has ever done before. You see, this
time, there are no dictators. There are no people to hold me down anymore.
The politics are out the window. Whether you like it or not, Simon Seaman
is back. He is here and here to stay. So if you think this is funny, well
let me tell you something. This is just the beginning.

(Back to Hostile Meltdown.)

[The scene fades in to a shot of the commentating
table, where we see GP, JT, and Nikki all arguing.
They all stop, once they realize that the camera is on
all of them. Fan cheers and jeers can be heard in the
background, as GP can be seen trying to shuffle his
papers together.]

GP: Gosh, I hate being unprepared like this. It just
makes me feel completely unprofessional…

JT: Shut up. There’s no need for paper adjusting and
paper stapling for this next match. Just get some
marshmallows and prepare to roast them.

Nikki: Gee, that’s really mature. Yes, let’s head down
to the local supermarket and buy some condiments to
pour over Cyanide and Ash Robinson’s head while
they’re trying to set fire to one another.

JT: Sounds look good, wholesome fun to me. What do you
think?

Nikki: I think you’re a fucking idiot. Get a clue.
These bookers must hate Robinson and Cyanide, because
they know these two are just going to tear each other
apart. I am sickened to my stomach.

GP: Sickened or not, the fans here seem to be very
excited with this next match. Now, let’s get down to
the rules, shall we? There are glasses of light fluid
everywhere, and the only way to get it out is to smash
the glass on your opponents head.

JT: Seems rather straight forward to me.

Nikki: Leave it to the IWO to make the most violent
matches one all of the first grade viewers can
duplicate easily.

GP: There are also lighter matches everywhere, to make
that lighting up experience even easier. First man to
be lit up will be the loser.

JT: Well, the implications of this match are
incredible. You have Cyanide, who has to go up against
AWS Man and Simon Seamon at Gold and Glory, and a good
showing there will most likely propel him to the top
of the IWO and with a shot at a major title.

Nikki: Are we forgetting about Robinson? No, not
Jackie Robinson, but Ash Robinson. It seems these IWO
Black guys just can’t get attention unless they’re
being fired or they’re being blown up.

JT: Ash Robinson couldn’t get a title if he was the
Duke of England. Sure, the guy has a #1 Contenders
match for the Unified title, but who the hell cares?
Scott Styles deserves it more - his first and last
name both start with the same letter. That
automatically means awesomeness.

Nikki: Are you serious? Granted, the G&G match is a
little less dangerous than this one, but it’s still
tasking. And who wouldn’t want a chance to win the
Unified title? I’d take it!

GP: That’s a rhetorical question. Definitely, Cyanide
and Robinson will be on the short end of the stick
here and will be much more tired for their matches at
Gold and Glory. But that’s what kind of competitors
they are. They’ll give it their all for the fans.

JT: Are we talking about the same wrestlers here?

Nikki: I guess the fact that if they didn’t help,
they’d have their paycheck slashed has nothing to do
with it, right?

GP: Let’s be serious for a moment. Who do you think
has a real advantage here?

Nikki: My vote goes to Ash Robinson. He has a lot to
prove here, and his quickness will help here.

JT: Cyanide is just too big. He’ll overpower Robinson
and then light him up. It’s that simple.

GP: You heard it here folks. Let’s head to the ring,
where the combatants are being introduced…

[The camera pans to the middle of the ring, where we
see Ash Robinson coming down to the ring. His music
then comes on blaring, which is,” Now your a Man” -
Theme from Orgazmo. He has two metal bats in his
hands, and struts into the ring confidently.]

Announcer: Hailing from L.A., California…at 6’5’’, 250
lbs…ASH ROBINSON!

GP: Metal bats are his key to victory. Are those even
legal?

JT: The object of the match is to light your opponent
on fire. I would suspect that just about everything is
legal.

Nikki: Did you see how juiced he was to get into this
match? Hell, he didn’t even wait for music to come
on..

[Suddenly, the music changes to “Current of Love” by
David Hasselhoff. Cyanide comes rushing out with pool
boards, and jumps into the ring.]

Announcer: Hailing from the Beach…at…ARGH!

[The announcer is knocked on his backside as Cyanide
is wildly swinging his pool board at Robinson.
Robinson is able to block with his bats, and suddenly
chops away at Cyanide’s legs, knocking him down on one
knee. He then slams his foot into his face, and
Cyanide falls to his backside. Robinson then commences
the kicking, with wild stomps and grunts.]

GP: Listen to Robinson grunt away as he works his boot
into Cyanide.

JT: I still can’t get over the fact that Cyanide
brought a pool board with him. I mean, what the hell
was he thinking? This isn’t the beach!

Nikki: Fine, you go tell the 6’9’’ Cyanide that he was
an idiot for bringing it into the match.

JT: Are you crazy? Cyanide’s huge!

GP: He doesn’t look so good right now. Robinson is
really laying it into Cyanide right now. He’s going
Cyanide on his stomach now, using one of the bats to
choke out the big man.

JT: You have to wear him down, no doubt about that.
Get him unconscious, and then slam the fluid on him.
Shit, I forgot my wieners!

Nikki: You never had them, big boy.

[Cyanide suddenly powers Robinson up into the air
while he was on his back. Robinson is hanging on,
still choking out Cyanide with the bat. His face is
turning bright red from the lack of oxygen, but he’s
still going strong. He runs backwards, tossing
Robinson out onto the arena floor. Robinson rolls all
the way onto the guard rail, and is clutching his
neck. Cyanide is rubbing his neck, obviously still
sore from the last assault. He climbs to the top rope,
much to the fans delight. Now the crowd is shouting,
“Jump! Jump! Jump!”]

GP: Cyanide’s on the top rope! What the hell do you
think he’s going to do?

JT: Uhm, “Jump! Jump! Jump?”

Nikki: Look at the ropes teetering with Cyanide on
them! They look like they’re going to snap!

GP: I hear Cyanide has been working more with his
agility and high risk moves. This could be absolutely
spectacular!

JT: That or it will be like a giant train wreck.

[Cyanide leaps off the ropes, going for a flying
clothesline. Robinson stands there like a deer caught
in a pair of headlights, and is slammed back into the
guard rail and over it. Cyanide falls to the ground,
grabbing his shoulder after it smashes into the
ground. Surprisingly, Robinson is the first to his
feet, and he has packets of mustard in his hands.
Cyanide is still on the ground, and Robinson is
propping his mouth open. He then pours the mustard
into his mouth, causing Cyanide’s eyes to water and he
begins to choke. Robinson slaps Cyanide around now,
intimidating him. A second later, Cyanide delivers a
low blow, knocking Robinson to his knees.]

GP: Mustard in the mouth. A definite classic from here
on out.

JT: That was flat out disgusting. CYANIDE WILL NEVER
BE THE SAME!

Nikki: Sure he will. He just won’t have good morning
breath in the morning. Then again, who is to say that
he did in the first place?

GP: Low blows, Nikki. That mustard could be a severe
breathing hazard during this match. We still see
Cyanide coughing it up right now.

JT: I’m wondering when these two will finally start
trying to set each other on fire. C’mon, this is a
fire match, right?

[Robinson grabs the bat he dropped, and swings it at
Cyanide’s head. Cyanide ducks, and responds with an
uppercut. Robinson drops the bat, and clutches his
jaw, which is bruised from the blow. Cyanide grabs the
bat, and rams it underneath Robinsons’ legs. He
follows that up with a headbutt to the back of the
head, and Robinson is back on the ground. Cyanide
looks around, and catches a glimpse of one of the
lighter fluid glasses. He grabs it and runs after
Robinson. He swings it at his head, but Robinson
ducks, replying with two quick right hands, and chop.
Cyanide drops the glass, and is reeling backwards.
Robinson follows up with a short armed clothesline,
and runs back into the crowd.]

GP: That was the first attempt at going for one of the
lighter fluid canisters, and it could have been the
end there. But Robinson was aware and he countered it.

JT: He made a good attempt, but Robinson is too smart
for that. Hell, he even has the guy reeling. I’m
wondering what he’s doing in the crowd though.

Nikki: Getting more weapons probably. Anything that
can hasten Mr. Cyanide’s endurance is greatly
appreciated. He did come away with mustard the last
time.

JT: You’re kidding me right? You really think he would
resort to using weapons to win a match?

GP: Now it’s my turn to be rhetorical. Do you really
think he wouldn’t?

[Robinson emerges from the crowd with a box of goods
you can buy at the refreshment stand. He throws the
box over the guard rail and proceeds to throw the
items at Cyanide.]

GP: What is this? Is this supposed to be some sort of
embarrassment?

JT: Robinson has a box of popcorn in his hands. He’s
throwing it at Cyanide! One kernel at a time!

Nikki: Now, that just shows you the idiocy of these
two. What’s the purpose of throwing popcorn at
someone?

[Cyanide catches one popcorn kernel in his mouth, but
proceeds to choke on it.]

GP: Cyanide’s choking! Someone get help!

JT: Can you say, “Heimlich maneuver?”

Nikki: No wait! He has a smile on his face! He was
just toying with Robinson. He rushes at him with a
clothesline!

GP: Robinson ducks, and grabs a handful of cotton
candy, shoving it into his face. Cyanide is blinded!

JT: Either that, or he’s eating it.

[Cyanide pulls away from the vicious cotton candy
shot, and gets back to the ring quickly. He grabs the
pool board which he dropped earlier, and awaits
Robinson to get back into the ring. Robinson slides
underneath the ropes, and is promptly thrashed with
board shots. It makes a lot of noise, but is hardly
harming Robinson. Cyanide is poked in the eye by
Robinson, who irish whips him into the ropes. Cyanide
bounces off the ropes and is dropped by a superkick.]

GP: Very close to a shadow kick there. If he had hit
that, this match would be over.

JT: Robinson has a clear advantage here. This is going
back to wrestling, and not some sideshow.

Nikki: Look at it this way: Robinson is finally
showing that he is a competent technical wrestler. Is
that an armbar I see? It is! He’s wearing Cyanide
down.

GP: Could be a good move here, but he needs to work
over the legs I think. It’ll be harder for Cyanide to
escape the flames that way.

JT: That’s a good observation. Hell, I haven’t seen
one of them even try to light a match yet. I think
they’ve forgotten how to win these types of matches.

[Robinson holds off with the armbar, now going for one
of the lighter fluid glasses. He tosses it into the
air and shadow kicks it into the face of Cyanide.
Cyanide drops to the ground, bleeding at the forehead
and blinded by the fluid. Robinson is now looking for
matches, which is dangling at the corner of the ring.
He runs after it, while the ref is checking over
Cyanide.]

GP: Vicious! Cyanide might be out for the match! Can
he even see?

JT: This is a great chance for Robinson here. All he
needs to do is light him up! Shit, he can’t even
defend himself!

Nikki: This isn’t looking good for Cyanide. He needs a
miracle to win this match.

[Robinson has the matches in his hand and lights one
of the matches, to set Cyanide on fire. Suddenly, the
ref stops Robinson, telling him he cannot continue
until he ties his bootlaces. Robinson looks down to
see, indeed, that his boots are unlaced. Being
diligent, he bends down to tie them.]

GP: Wow, the ref doesn’t take any crap. He told
Robinson to bend over and he did.

JT: Uhm, is that Cyanide suddenly getting up?

Nikki: He has one of the bottles in his hands! But he
can’t even see!

[Cyanide blindly throws the bottle, which is directly
at the ref. The ref ducks, and the bottle strikes
Robinson, dousing him in lighter fluid. Robinson
screams out in pain as the fluid lighter catches on
fire, and suddenly he is surrounded in flames. The IWO
crew comes in and quickly puts him out, while Cyanide
heads out of the ring, still not able to see.]

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH….CYANIDE!

GP: Unbelievable! Just plain incredible! Cyanide could
not see, yet he still wins the match!

JT: What skill! He couldn’t see a bat in a cave, yet
he still threw a strike at Robinson. He’s a regular
Wally Joyner!

Nikki: Two things: 1) Wally Joyner is not a pitcher.
2) He threw that bottle at the ref. It was luck that
he ducked.

GP: No matter what happens, it’s still Cyanide with
the victory. Thankfully, Robinson was put out quickly.
He’s already on his feet.

JT: He looks relatively calm to me.

Nikki: He does?

[Robinson suddenly strikes the ref with a huge right
hand. He begins to yell at scream…]

Ash Robinson: Just because you worked for IWO White
doesnt mean you wont get your ass kicked!

[Robinson grabs the ref, bounces him off the rope, and
hits the Shadow Kick, laying out the referee. The
crowd cheers wildly as Robinson storms out of the
ring, still cursing and flaming on the inside.]

GP: Robinson is pissed! And he just laid out the ref
with the Shadow Kick!

JT: Damn IWO Black trash! That was disgusting!

Nikki: These fans don’t seem to think so. These seem
to be the loudest pops of the entire night!

(Sam Potright sulks around backstage. People are
deliberately avoiding him, and for good reason. Black
hair rests in front of cold, decisive eyes. He has not
been the same since Beth's untimely death... he will
never be the same. This is his burden, unwelcome as it
is. Death has surrounded everyone around him and
removed them. He is left alone for that very reason.
On his arm, a solid band of black lays in fabric. The
name "Beth", singular, white, is the only thing on it.
As he walks around... slow, confused as ever... Syphon
Fission walks up to him.)

Fission: Listen, man...

(Sam turns, walks away from Fission. Fission walks
behind him, turns him around.)

Fission: C'mon, listen...

(Sam pulls away and continues walking down the hall.)

Fission: Just listen to me, dammit! You need to listen
to someone --

(Potright swings around, grabs Fission by the
shoulders, and pushes him against the wall. Sam's
black-as-coal hair flies from his eyes, and the full
power of them shines. The anger, the rage, bubbled
up... it is all there, a current and tide of force.)

Potright: You listen to me, you son of a bitch. You
don't know a damn thing about this. You don't know
what it's like to lose your best friend because of
some dumb guy inside his Camaro took a wrong turn and
ended up sideswiping you. You don't know what it's
like to lose the one that slept beside you, whose arms
you could creep around on a lonely and cold night to
warm up with. You have no idea how it is to lose the
one person that you could always trust, whether or not
the world was against you. You don't know shit. I
don't need to listen to you, I don't need to listen to
anybody. This is me now, and I know my life is shit!
You don't tell me that things get better... your
father blew his brains out. At least you can say you
knew your father... if only for a short time. I never
knew him, and you...

(He slams Fission against the wall.)

... knew ...

(Again.)

... YOUR'S!

(Sam gets right in his face.)

Potright: Now... can you say that you have lost all
that I have? That you understand?

Fission: ....

Potright: I thought so.

(Potright lets him go and storms off. Fission tugs and
straightens out his shirt, watching as Sam leaves him
be.)

Fission: ... There's so much shit that nobody'll ever
know.

(He turns to walk away -- and a trash can hits him in
the back of the head, knocking him down. Potright
rushes forward, sliding off his belt. He wraps it
around Fission's neck and pulls back on it.)

Potright: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW,
DAMMIT, NEVER! YOUR LIFE IS TOO GREAT! YOU WILL NEVER
KNOW MY PAIN!

(Potright pulls back harder.)

Fission: This... is... just... me... helping!

Potright: YOU CAN'T HELP IF YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

(Officials, wrestlers, people rush at Potright. A
flood of them pull him off Fission. Potright swings
wildly at them, scarring a few with hard punches.
Someone tackles him in the stomach as others grab his
arms and drag him off. A few others bow down next to
Fission and see if he's okay... Fission clutches at
his throat as people help him up. Standing up
straight, he bends over... and spits a wad of blood
out. He stares at the raving Potright... before being
helped off.)


** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

[The show comes back on the air as we see Ash Robinson walking into the Board office.....this time there not playing, there not even in the room. Ash looks around and finds a note.]

Ash: For who cares, Me, Jamie, and John went to WA WA to get something to eat and to hit on the really hot worker! Be back in time to get our game done.......EVAN

[Ash just looks at the note and shacks his head as he walks off and we cut back to the ring]

GP: And we're back!

JT: Do you get an orgasm every time you say that?

GP: Er, no, not really.

JT: So don't act so happy when you say it, damn you!

Nikki: Oh, shut up.

JT: No! Slut...

*SMACK!*

JT: Owie.

Nikki: Anyway, we've got two old rivals in the Mysterious One ?¿? and Ben Archer going at it. The
last time these two met, Ben Archer hit ?¿? with a freakin' eighteen wheeler.

GP: Yeah. But now, they're on a bus, and they're going to... um... er... uh...

JT: MAKE EACH OTHER BLEED!!!

GP: Well, yeah, I guess.

Nikki: So, let's get to the bus!

(Scene cuts to the bus. A little man in a hat and a boombox starts playing "The Unforgiven II" by
Metallica, and introduces Archer.)

Little Man In A Hat: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Bus Match. Yay. In the bus...
first... from Belper, England. He stands at six feet, one inch, and he comes in this bus of doom,
weighing in at two hundred and forty-three pounds... he is the master of the ArC, and he is a
former Television champion... he is BEN ARCHER!

(The camera pans over to Ben Archer, who is being harassed by an old woman.)

Ben Archer: AHHH! OLD WOMAN, STOP TRYING TO COME ON TO ME! I'M TELLING YOU, I'M NOT YOUR LATE
HUSBAND! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Old Woman: Aww... :-(

(The little man in a hat takes the Metallica CD out of the boombox and puts something else in.
"Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit begins playing as ?¿? gets introduced.)

Little Man In A Hat: And his opponent... he is from some place in Pennsylvania... he weighs in at
two hundred and fifty-five pounds... he is the master of the Mystery Death Driver, and he is a
former IWO World and Pacific champion... ladies and gentlemen... he is the MYSTERIOUS ONE ?¿?!!!!!

(We look over at the Mysterious One, who's hanging with Goopy.)

?¿?: I dunno, Goopy. Are you sure that beating this guy with a shovel until his entrails spill out
on the floor, and then laugh about it afterwards is such a good idea?

Goopy: OOH OOH AHH AHH!

?¿?: Couldn't I just hit this guy with the Mystery Death Driver, dance in his nuts, and then throw
him off the bus, instead?

Goopy: OOH OOH AHH AHH!

?¿?: Okay. Then it's set.

(The two face each other on the bus.)

GP: Explain to me again how that old woman and how Goopy got on the bus.

JT: If I knew, I'd be a millionaire.

GP: How do you figure?

JT: ....No comment.

(The bus honks, signifying the start of the match.)

*HONK, HONK!*

Nikki: And they're off!

GP: Archer charges in on ?¿?, but ?¿? counters with... um... a flying monkey attack!

JT: Yeah! Goopy just flew in while ?¿? was distracted! GO GOOPY! WOO! Yeah! Hit him with the
Mystery Monkey Driver, damnit!

GP: OH! BUT ARCHER THROWS GOOPY OFF OF HIM!

Ben Archer: What the hell?! Stupid monkey!

?¿?: He's not stupid. He's a monkey.

Ben Archer: Oh, go back to retirement, Mysterious Idiot.

?¿?: THAT'S IT.

Nikki: ?¿? WITH A RIGHT HAND! DOWN GOES ARCHER! ARCHER GETS BACK UP! ?¿? BOOTS HIM IN THE STOMACH!
HE GOES FOR THE MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER, BUT ARCHER BACKDROPS RIGHT OUT OF IT!

GP: Archer picks up ?¿? and nails him with a right cross!

Ben Archer: Hey, old man!

(A left cross impacts ?¿?'s face.)

Ben Archer: Your mother was a penguin!

(Another right cross hits ?¿?.)

Ben Archer: And your father smelled really bad!

(An uppercut knocks down ?¿?.)

GP: I don't know what's worse... Archer's insults, or the beating Archer's giving ?¿?!

JT: Obviously, Archer isn't going to win an insult king match against Erik Blake. But he goes into
the offense! He's on top of ?¿? and he's punching his lights out with those right hands! BUT
HERE'S GOOPY! YEAH!

GP: Goopy is on top of Archer and he's BITING HIM!

Nikki: Silly monkey. Always biting strangers.

JT: ?¿? gets to his feet!

?¿?: Old man this, you punk!

GP: OH! A KICK TO ARCHER'S NUTS! AND A DDT! ARCHER IS DOWN! WAIT! THAT ELDERLY PERSON GETS UP OUT
OF HER SEAT!

Old Woman: THAT'S MY HUSBAND, YOU MYSTERIOUS BITCH!

JT: THAT WOMAN JUST SMACKED ?¿? OVER THE HEAD WITH HER PURSE!

?¿?: Um, ow?

GP: ?¿? WITH A KICK IN HER GUT! MYSTERY DEATH DRIVER TO THE OLD WOMAN! THE OLD WOMAN IS DOWN!
ARCHER IS TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET, THOUGH!

Nikki: ARCHER GRABS ?¿? FOR THE ARC! BUT ?¿? FLIPS OVER ARCHER! HE GOES FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!
BLOCKED BY ARCHER! ARCHER WITH THE GO BEHIND, INTO THE RELEASED GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!

JT: Why are we yelling?

GP: I DO NOT KNOW!

Nikki: IT'S FUN!

GP: I think we'll stop now.

JT: Good. Save the screaming when it's not ?¿?.

GP: Okay.

Nikki: Archer gets to his feet, but now Goopy has his leg and he's biting! Archer's in pain!

Ben Archer: STUPID MONKEY! GET OFF!

GP: ARCHER KICKS GOOPY OFF AND HE GOES FLYING INTO ?¿?!

JT: Stop screaming.

GP: Sowwy. :-(

?¿?: Umm... Goopy? Could you get off for a second?

Goopy: OOH OOH AHH AHH!

Nikki: Archer with a kick in the Mysterious Balls!

?¿?: OY! OW!

GP: Archer picks up ?¿? and he nails him with a vertical suplex on the bus! Now he's just wailing
away on ?¿? with more right handed goodness!

JT: But ?¿? gets in a monkey flip... no pun intended, on Archer!

Nikki: Now ?¿? is calling for the MDD, but Archer lowblows him to stop that idea!

GP: Archer sets up for the Arc again, but ?¿? gets a stunner to counter it! Now ?¿? grabs
Archer...

*CRASH!*

JT: RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW! ARCHER LOSES!

(The little man in a hat jumps off from his seat.)

Little Man In A Hat: Your winner... THE MYSTERIOUS ONE ?¿-

*ERRRR... CRASH!*

JT: OH MY GOD! THE BUS CRASHED! THE LITTLE MAN IN A HAT WAS THROWN OUT THE WINDOW AND CRUSHED
UNDER THE BUS!

GP: Let us take a moment to mourn the death of the little man in a hat.

(Awkward silence for a few seconds, then the camera cuts to the outside, where Ben Archer stands
up and looks at the wreckage. He points at it.

Ben Archer: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(Archer is hit by a speeding car, sending him spiralling to the asphalt. The Mysterious One gets
up and he saw this transpire.)

?¿?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DID YOU SEE THAT, GOOPY? That was HILARI-

*BOOM!*

GP: MY GOD! THE BUS EXPLODED AND GOOPY AND THE MYSTERIOUS ONE GO FLYING!

JT: Let us now mourn the death of the bus.

(Awkward silence until an ambulance runs by. Two guys come out, holding a stretcher.)

Ambulance Guys: Hut hut hut hut hut!

(The grab the pieces of the bus and put them on the stretcher. They completely ignore both ?¿? and
Archer, then they head back to the ambulance.)

Ambulance Guys: Hut hut hut hut hut!

(The get in the ambulance and it speeds away.)

GP: Well... that was... different.

JT: Yeah.


[The scene cuts to a shot of BJ Smith leaving the building in his car. As he pulls out another car comes flying by almost hitting BJ's car. BJ comes to a stop and so does the other car. BJ gets out and looks at the damage as the other drive roles down his window......its Multi Colored MoFo]

BJ: YO, MoFo what the hell.

MCM: Yea, I know right......you need to watch were your driving... you almost hit me.

BJ: I ALMOST HIT YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

MCM: Thats what I said......who the hell ever gave you a license?

BJ: WHA........

[All of a sudden, Multi Colored MoFo drives off leaving BJ there and pissed off.]

** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

[The show comes back on the air as we see a limo pull up to the back of the building. The limo door opens and the IWO Board gets out with food from WA WA! As they walk into the building there is BJ Smith waiting for them]

BJ: Yo guys........that IWO BLACK Moron MCM almost hit me and then had the balls to make fun of me for it.

Evan: Well you should have stolen Johns star

BJ: What?

Jamie: I know you should have.

John: Cant we just leave my star alone?

BJ: Yall are nuts!

GP: Our next match here at Hostile Meltdown is a best of 3 falls Tag match between the Convicts of Age and Team V.I.A.G.R.A!!

JT: Ever since V.I.A.G.R.A has come back, it hasn't been the same success they had during there tag team title run..maybe they can finally turn it around tonight..but its doubtful.

Nikki: I don't know, they have looked mighty impressive..but we will have to see!!

*Ding Ding Ding*

GP: And this match is underway..remember for the first 5 seconds this is a normal match! Then the best of 3 falls begins! High Flyer and Zachory Lyons start it off!! The 5 count starts until the 2nd bell rings!!

JT: 1...2...3...4....Lyons with a DDT! ...5!!!!

*Ding, Ding, Ding*

GP: This first fall is a hardcore match!! Davis and Kain go outside and grab the garbage cans full of weapons and Lyons and High Flyer!! High Flyer immediately grabs a broken air conditioner and smashes it over the head of Zachary Lyons!!!

Nikki: That had to hurt!! High Flyer tags in Tony Davis and Davis grabs a Kendo stick and swings it at Nicholas Kain who is on the outside!! Kain ducks and runs into the ring only to be beaten with the kendo stick by Tony Davis!!!

JT: This match is already violent! I can't believe this!!!

GP: Lyons is up and a little dazed, but grabs a baseball bat out of the garbage can, he winds up, wait there is High Flyer to save Davis!! Flyer has a microwave and he busts it over Zachary Lyons head!! High Flyer and Davis celebrate in the middle of the ring as Davis goes for the pin!! 1...2...3!!!!!!! And Davis and Flyer celebrate more as they won the first fall!!

JT: The ring crew is bringing in the ladders...

Tony Davis: *To Flyer* Ohh must be a ladder match up next, well let's go celebrate in the back our big victory!!

High Flyer: *To Davis* Yes! Let's go!!! Woo hoo!!

GP: They think they won the match! Weren't they informed that its a best of 3 matches!!!! Lyons is up and is running out to the isle with one of the ladders while Nicholas Kain is in the ring trying to regain his composure!!!

JT: Remember though Greg, the 2nd fall is a ladder match, they must climb the ladder and grab that sheet of paper!!!

GP: Exactly...Lyons from behind with that ladder and takes out High Flyer!! Davis ducked and kicks Lyons in the gut, Lyons now with a left hook to the face, Davis does the same, they go back and forth! This match is insane!!

Nikki: Look in the ring tho!!! Nicholas Kain is up and is putting that ladder up!!! He's gonna win this second fall right now!!!

GP: Kain is half way up the ladder..out in the isle Zachary Lyons just got nailed with that ladder by High Flyer as Davis making his way to the ring to stop Nicholas Kain!! Kain has his hand on it!! He's pulling at it..he almost got it!

JT: Davis is in the ring and he pushes the ladder over, but Kain grabs and hangs on to the wire and is hanging by the wire!! Oh my god!!! He rips the paper off!! Does he win Greg??

GP: No the rule is both feet must touch the ground!!! I guess it's a bi-law. Kain leaps off from the wire but Davis catches him!! He is tryin to rip the paper away from Kain as Kain is tryin to squirm outta his arms!!!

Nikki: Come on Kain you can get out of this!! OHH! He kicked Davis right in the junk! Davis drops and Kain lands on his 2 feet and the Convicts of Age have won the second fall!!! Greg what are the rules for the third and deciding fall??

GP: It is basically a Tornado match. All 4 men in the ring at the same time!!! But it's to bad cause Flyer and Zachary Lyons have made there way to the outside area..and no pinfall can take place back there. So it's really now a 1 on 1 match between Tony Davis and Nicholas Kain!!

JT: Here we go!!! They lock up, Davis grabs Kain and whips him to the ropes..AND A SPEAR INTO A PIN! 1...2...THR! NO!!! Davis upset about that one and grabs Kain quickly, but Kain lands a few gut punches!!

GP: Davis acts quickly and flapjacks Kain to the mat!! Wait..here comes Zachary Lyons back from the backstage area!! Lyons hops into the ring and Davis charges at him but Lyons ducks and gives Davis a big boot to the face!!

Nikki: Where is High Flyer?!?!

JT: Down my pants..go get him..

*SMACK*

GP: Lyons and Kain have now taken control of Tony Davis!! Kain and Lyons whip him to the ropes..3D ON TONY DAVIS!! Kain goes for the pin!! 1..2..THR! NO! Davis kicks out and Lyons is right there to take over again!!

JT: Lyons with a big knee smash right to the face of Tony Davis!! Look at Nicholas Kain, he's climbing the ropes..he's signaling for there finisher!! The Majestic Light!! Here we go!! Kain leaps and connects!!

Nikki: This one is over! It's an upset!!

GP: 1...2...3!!!! THE CONVICTS OF AGE HAVE DEFEATED TEAM V.I.A.G.R.A! What an upset!!!!

JT: And where the hell was High Flyer the whole time!?!

GP: Our camera has found High Flyer, laying in the back with a soda machine on top of him, paramedics are taken care of him now!!! Well let's go to a commercial break..


(Syphon Fission is tearing apart the backstage area.)

Fission: If he won't listen to me... I'LL BEAT THE
SENSE INTO HIM!

(He pushes a heavy box of equipment away as if it were
a plaything. He shoves open one door... looks
inside... and walks around, looking for another one.
Quinn Morgan walks into view, clutching her engagement
ring between two fingers.)

Fission: That bastard had better still be here!

Quinn Morgan: Can't you just leave him alone?

Fission: Quinn.. HE TRIED TO KILL ME. I'm not taking
that shit from him.

(From behind the corner... POTRIGHT! He tackles
Fission, sending him into the wall. Quinn screams. The
element of surprise only helps Sam for a second, as
Fission gets back up, and punches Sam in the jaw. Sam
goes flailing down to the floor... but immediately
gets up and charges into Fission. They begin brawling
on the floor... Fission slams Potright's head into one
of the walls, leaving a visible dent in the plaster.
Potright throws Fission into a water fountain...
knocking the metal dispenser over and spilling water
from the pipe. IWO officials rush into the scene, as
do wrestlers. Fission gets up, and goes to grab
Potright's neck, but several people suddenly stop his
movement and pull him back. Potright goes forward,
when some wrestlers clutch him and nearly toss him
backwards to keep him from breaking free.)

Fission: THIS ISN'T OVER!

Potright: SHUT UP! YOU ALL NEED TO... SHUT UP!

(Potright's obviously still disturbed by everything.)

Fission: I'LL KILL YOU!

Potright: DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK?

GP: AHH! He said that on TV!

JT: So?

GP: You can't say that on broadcast television!

(Fission and Potright are pulled away from each other,
and eventually disappear around the opposite corners
of the hallway. Quinn steps back into view, still
nervously rubbing the newest ring on her finger... she
looks at where Fission disappeared, and where Sam
disappeared. She sighs... and follows the path that
she saw her fiancé being dragged on.)

** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

[The show comes back on the air with a shot of a door. The door opens as all of a sudden TITAN IS SHOWN STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE POP!!! Then all of a sudden Titan falls down and it just happened to be a cardboard cut out of him. The worker slaps his head as he picks it back up and walks off with it.]

GP: This match should be interesting.

Shallow: Indeed.

JT: Blasted, Crow.

**Ding Ding Ding**

[ Megyan stands outside of the ring with a microphone.
]

Meygan: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the
match, stationed to see who will become our new
#1 World Title Contender. So, let’s get the party
started...

JT: Yay. Gangbang’s for everyone.

GP: Shut up, JT.

JT: **Sigh**

Meygan: Introducing first...

[ “Fuck All” by Kid Rock blares over the pa speakers
as the fans erupt in a large pop. ]

Meygan: Accompianed to the ring by the lovely,
Discord... he’s a 3 Time former Extreme Champion,
straight from Los Angeles, California... he weighs in
at 300 pounds, and stands at an exact height of 6’7...
SABASTIAN CROW !!!!

[ Sabastian Crow walks out from behind the curtain,
making his way down the rampway. He grabs hold of
the rings apron and pushes it up, as he starts digging
for weapons. ]

GP: Sabastian Crow was screwed from being the #1
Contender last Wednesday. Maybe he’ll have a shot
tonight.

Shallow: Yeah but, wait, what’s Crow doing?

[ Crow grabs hold of a trash can lid, tosses into the
ring. Followed by some other weapons such as:
Computer keyboard, steel chair, Tickle me Elmo, nude
picture of Janet Jackson, etc. ]

GP: Wow. Looks like we’re going to have a hardcore war
here.

JT: Of course, Greg. This *is* a match taken to the
Extreme, you know !?

GP: Don’t get smart, JT.

JT: Fuck off, Pantie Snatcher.

GP: Grrr...

Shallow: Quiten down, guys.

Meygan: Next up...

[ “Till Hell Freezes Over” by D12 starts blaring over
the pa speakers. ]

Meygan: Straight from Long Island, New York... he
weighs in at 240 pounds, and stands at an exact
height of 6’4... NUKE !!!!!

[ Nuke runs out from behind the curtain, down the
rampway. Crow picks up a steel trash can and lifts it
over his head. Nuke runs right into it as Crow smashes
it across his head. ]

**SMASH**

GP: Ouch. That was one fucked up arrival.

JT: I’d say, hehe.

Meygan: Next up...

[ “Your Disease” by Saliva starts blaring over the pa
speakers. ]

Meygan: Straight from ah, who cares... he’s a former
IWO World Heavyweight Champion... DONNIE
DAZE !!!!!

GP: Here comes Donnie Daze... meanwhile, Nuke is
slammed into the guard rail by Sabastian Crow.
They’re battling it out. Sabastian Crow charges again
at Nuke, Nuke gets out of the way though, and
Sabastian Crow slams himself into the railing. Crow is
turned around and Nuke catches him with a
spinning heel kick, slamming him up and over the rail.
Meanwhile, here comes Donnie Daze running
down the rampway, he wants part of the action.. he
slams himself ontop of Nuke and pounds directly at
his face. This giving Sabastian Crow the advantage to
get up... Nuke is leaning against the guardrail,
Crow wraps his arm around Nuke’s throat, choking the
shit out of him... Donnie Daze now, he slams up
his hand and...

**SMACK**

GP: Slaps it against Nuke’s chest. Ouch! I’m sure the
people over sea’s could hear that shot, sheesh...

Shallow: That was a nice shot... but Crow, Crow’s
leaving the guard rail and entering the fans. Where’s
Sabastian Crow going?

JT: Beats me... but watch the battle between Donnie
Daze and Nuke. Donnie Daze irish whips Nuke, but
Nuke counters, he sends Donnie Daze slamming into the
steel steps. Nuke runs up to him with a boot, but
Donnie Daze blocks it, he catches his leg, and takes
him down with a leg sweep. Donnie Daze brings
Nuke back up and... DDT !!! Donnie Daze DDT’s Nuke,
straight onto the steel steps. Man, this match is
getting good....

GP: Donnie brings Nuke back up now, he rolls him
inside the ring, and this match is officially with
barb
wire. Donnie slides into the ring and pulls out...
BRASS KNUCKLES !!! He pulls out a pair of brass
knuckles from his pants, Nuke stands up, and Daze
knocks him down with the brass knuckles. Donnie
Daze brings Nuke back up and he irish whips him into
the barb wire, OUCH !!!! Nuke’s back sticks to
that barb wire, luckily, he’s not bleeding yet...

Shallow: ...Nuke falls to his knees...

JT: BLOWJOB !!! BLOWJOB !!!

Shallow: Shut up, fucker !!!

JT: I’m sorry.

GP: Donnie Daze picks up a trash can, he goes to smash
Nuke with it, but Nuke picks up a yard stick and
smashes it between Daze’s legs... Daze goes down, Nuke
gets up and he DDT’s Daze to the mat. Wait a
minute though... Nuke is loosening up that barb wire
rope, he sets Daze up, and he wraps it around his
neck... Daze is screaming and choking in pain, look at
the blood coming from his throat !!!

JT: NUKE IS GOING TO KILL HIM !!!!

Shallow: THE IWO HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE EXTREME !!!!

GP: Haven’t we all ready done that with Crow and Tod?

JT: Uhhh...

Shallow: Speaking of which, where is Crow?

GP: I don’t know but...

**BACKSTAGE FOOTAGE**

GP: WAIT A MINUTE !!!

{ Crow is shown battling Evan Levine in the back. }

GP: Sabastian Crow... Evan Levine... they’re beating
the Hell out of each other backstage...

**BACK TO RINGSIDE**

GP: Inside the ring now though, Nuke suplexes Donnie
Daze, he goes for a pin-fall... Donnie Daze is
bleeding like Hell... there’s the referee...

1...
2......
3.........!!!!!

**DING DING DING**

Meygan: The winner of this match-up... and #1
Contender to the World Title... NUKE !!!!

[ “Till Hell Freezes Over” by D12 starts blaring over
the pa speakers. ]

GP: Nuke has won this match and... wait a minute...

{ The lights go out... }

GP: ...what’s going on here?

{ A voice is heard over the pa speakers, the same one
from last week... }

Voice Over: It is coming... It is coming... It is
coming...

JT: What the Hell???

Voice Over: It is coming... It is coming... It is
coming...

{ The lights come back on and Nuke is gone, but Donnie
Daze lays in the center of the ring, splattered
with blood, with a rope hanging from his neck... }

GP: MY, GOD !?!? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED !?!!??
DONNIE DAZE IS KNOCKED OUT,
BLOODIED AND ALL... MY GOD, WE HAVE TO TAKE A
COMMERCIAL BREAK !!!!

[The scene cuts to the back as we see Jamie and John just sitting there]

Jamie: So you think we should wait for Evan to get back?

John: I say we steal his star

Jamie: Hmmmm

John: Hmmmmm

Jamie: I agree!

Jamie and John: Muhahahahahahaha

**Commercial Break**

{ Evan Levine Is seen walking through the parking lot,
approaching the door to his limo. It’s dark
outside, nothing can barely be seen. }

Evan Levine: Fucking, Sabastian Crow. The next time I
see him, I’ll...

{ Evan Is about to open the door to his limo till the
sound of a loud motor Is heard In the distance. Evan
looks up and out of the darkness, two high headlights
flash In front of his eyes, as we see a black and
green monster truck. }

Evan Levine: Oh, shit.

{ The monster truck takes off as It rushes towards the
limo. Evan runs out of the way as the monster truck
demolishes the limo to pieces, crushing It. }

( From the Commentators Table ) JT: AH!!!

{ The monster truck lands itself off of the limo and
pauses. The window rolls down and Sabastian Crow
looks out at Evan Levine. }

( From the Commentators Table ) GP: It’s Sabastian
Crow!!!!

( From the Commentators Table ) JT: Should’ve figured.

Sabastian Crow: The war has just begun.

{ He rolls the window back up as he speeds off. Evan
Levine chases the monster truck, yelling his head
off... }

Evan Levine: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I’LL GET YOU FOR
THIS!!!!!

{ The monster truck exits. }

{ Evan falls to his knees and growls In anger,
continuing to mention the same words over and over
again... }

Evan Levine: **Mumbling** ...I’ll get you for this...

( From the Commentators Table ) GP: Well folks, we’re
out of time. What an explosive night we’ve
had...

( From the Commentators Table ) Shallow: I wonder
where Sabastian Crow Is driving that monster
truck next!?

( From the Commentators Table ) JT: Who cares.


[The scene fades to the back were we see Jamie and John sitting there still waiting for Evan]

Jamie: I don't think he is coming back.

John: Na if he was going to come back he would have done so before he left.

Jamie: Yea........hmmmm.....what now?

John: Lets play Smash Bros!

Jamie: YEA!!!!!!!! I call Pekacho!

John: You would!

Jamie: I know..........

**Commercial Break**

JT: Alright bitches and wankers...It's main event time!

GP: Talking about the main event...

JT: ...Which you won't do, and I will...It's Joey Malone, Kent Anthason, and
some guy called Tom Lexian. They're gonna fight in Camdon Yards and the best
thing about this match is the fact that it doesn't matter who wins, we're
gonna see something get blown up, that's the Camdon Yards...and we're gonna
see something get blown...that's Me, with thanks in advance to Nikki.

*SLAP*

JT: Ouchos scorchios...You can slap me all the hell you want bitchos, it
doesn't matteros. What matters is that this thing's jacked and ready to
blow...Oh yeah, so is Camdon Yards.

*SLAP*

GP: Folks, the way to win this match is simply this...The compeditors have
15 minutes to escape to the top of the building where a helicopter will air
lift all three men away to safety...Since at the end of those 15 minutes
there will be an explosion inside the building.

JT: Don't sugarcoat it...The fact is that this bastard's gonna be
disintegrated in a real motherfucker of an explosion.

GP: You can't say that on TV!

JT: Fuck you...Announce the wrestlers.

GP: Alright then...Let's get the match going...As far as I can tell all
three men have been moved into the centre of the building at the lowest
level.

(It cut to Camdon Yards...Where all three wrestlers have arrived. The theme
from 'Hawaii 5-0' plays as all three wrestlers stand there looking out of
place with the music...Since we don't have time for everyone to have a
seperate entrance because the 15 minutes countdown has already started.)

*ding ding ding*

JT: IT HAS BEGUN!

(Quick as a flash, Joey Malone kicks Tom Lexian in the nuts and floors him
with a clothesline!...But Kent Anthason's behind him and he delivers a low
blow of his own!)

JT: RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

(But Joey Malone was wearing a cup!...He takes it out and sticks it in Kent
Anthason's face and Kent falls over backwards!)

JT: Oh the shame!

(Lexian is back to his feet...He grabs a vending maching and whips it across
the floor...It nails Joey Malone in the back and he falls over. LEXIAN RUNS
AND HITS A LEAPING SPLASH OFF THE VENDING MACHINE!)

GP: Air Lexian!

(But Malone rolls out of the way, and as Lexian is falling, KENT ANTHASON
SMASHES HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!)

GP: Where'd he get that from?

JT: Like anyone really cares.

(Anthason on the vending machine...He jumps off and nails an Arabian
Facebuster on Joey Malone before he can get back to his feet!...Anthason
brings Joey back to his feet and throws him face first into the
wall!...Malone falls to the ground.)

GP: Watch out Kent!

(It's Tom Lexian with a baseball!...He throws a curveball and it nails Kent
Anthason in the groin!)

JT: RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

(Tom Lexian grabs Anthason by the head and throws him through the wall!)

GP: Oh my god!...KENT ANTHASON IS STANDING WITH HIS LEGS STICKING OUT OF THE
WALL WITH HIS HEAD AND CHEST STICKING OUT THE OTHER SIDE!

(Lexian walks around the corner to where Kent's upper half is and slaps Kent
in the face repeatedly.)

Tom Lexian: WHO'S MY BITCH?

(Tom Lexian runs down the hallway with Joey Malone in hot pursuit. He bursts
through a side door to where there is a flight of stairs, making his way
upstairs and towards the roof.)

GP: THEY'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE KENT ANTHASON THERE!

Nikki: Smart plan by Lexian and Malone.

(Kent Anthason escapes. He runs off down the hall. It cuts back to the
stairwell where Tom Lexian is banging Joey Malone's head into the
bannister.)

JT: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A DENT!

(Malone with a back elbow to the gut of Tom Lexian, but he can't escape, and
Tom Lexian throws him down the stairs!...KENT ANTHASON CHARGES UP THE
STAIRCASE, USES JOEY MALONE AS A STEP, AND SPEARS TOM LEXIAN OFF THE
STAIRCASE AND THROUGH THE DOOR TO THE SECOND FLOOR!)

JT: WHAT A HIT BY KENT ANTHASON! He knocked Tom Lexian nearly 10 feet back!

(Kent Anthason starts letting loose with a series of lefts and rights to the
face Tom Lexian!...BUT JOEY MALONE BURTS THROUGH THE DOOR WITH A FIRE
EXTINGUISHER AND DELIVERS A HUGE FOOTBALL PUNT KICK BETWEEN THE LEGS OF
ANTHASON, KNOCKING HIM SEVERAL FEET THROUGH THE AIR!)

JT: RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

(Malone aims the fire extinguisher and blasts it in the face of Tom Lexian
causing a big cloud of CO2 smoke!...KENT ANTHASON'S BACK UP AND HE GRABS
MALONE AND SLAMS HIM BACKWARDS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE TILED
FLOOR!)

GP: WHAT A SUPLEX BY KENT ANTHASON! He dropped Malone neck first right onto
those floor tiles!

(Lexian is back up and half blinded by the fire extinguisher to his face
earlier...He floors Kent Anthason with a clothesline, and then stumbles and
bumps into Billy Ray.)

Everyone: BILLY RAY?!

(They spend the next five minutes kicking the utmost shit out of Billy Ray,
throwing him through walls, kicking him in the groin, banging him headfirst
into tables, and even dunny flush him.)

GP: They've got Billy Ray's head in the toilet and they're flushing away!

JT: Oh the humanity!

GP: Bah, who are we kidding, this is great!

JT: Damn fucking straight!

(They take him up to the top of the building and then throw him off the
edge. He lands with a splat and is run over by a steamroller, then a
marching band with an elephant that takes a dump on his remains...and
finally by a group of a hundred or so marathon runners.)

JT: Good riddance.

(Anthason surprises both Malone and Lexian with a superkick to Lexian and
then a high angle sit down scoop slam to Malone!)

GP: This match ain't finished yet folks!

(Lexian is back up and brings Anthason down face first onto the roof with a
reverse rollup slam. HE THROWS JOEY MALONE INTO THE SIDE WALL OF THE ROOF!)

GP: Malone grabbing the wall to keep his balance! HE WAS NEARLY THROWN RIGHT
OVER THE EDGE!

Nikki: This just shows how much this match means to the wrestlers. They're
willing to do anything.

JT: Hey, it's just like you in bed!

*SLAP*

JT: You know it's true.

GP: Malone and Lexian lock up now...BUT IT'S KENT ANTHASON WITH A GARBAGE
CAN OF ALL THINGS, AND HE SLAMS THAT DOWN OVER MALONE'S HEAD!

(Anthason brings Joey back up to his feet...SWEET SERENITY ON JOEY MALONE,
FACE FIRST INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!)

JT: MALONE WENT DOWN QUICKER THAN NIKKI ON MY BIRTHDAY!

*SLAP*

(Anthason kicks Joey Malone off the garbage can. He rears it back up again
and slams it down on Lexian this time...BUT LEXIAN HITS A DROPKICK AND
DROPKICKS IT RIGHT INTO ANTHASON'S FACE!)

JT: WHAM BAM, THANK YOU MAM!

GP: These guys better watch their time, there's only a few minutes left in
this match!

JT: Who cares, it'll explode and we'll all be happy!

(Lexian with a side back breaker on Anthason to put him down. He makes his
way over to the edge of the building where a rope ladder is hanging from the
helicopter.)

GP: Tom Lexian looks like he's got this match in the bag now folks.

Nikki: Kent Anthason doesn't think so!

(ANTHASON WITH A 2X4, AND HE BRINGS IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF TOM
LEXIAN!...FOLLOWED BY A FULL NELSON SLAM ON TOM LEXIAN, DOWN ONTO THE 2X4!)

JT: RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

Nikki: He didn't hit him in the nuts?

JT: I know he didn't, I'm telling you where to put your lips.

*SLAP*

JT: I think I'm building up an immunity to your constant slapping.

(Back on the roof Anthason makes his way to the ladder.)

*ding ding*

GP: Folks, those two rings means that there's only two minutes left in this
match!

(Anthason hears the bell and he runs to the ladder. Lexian is two yards
behind him and he foot trips Anthason, who tumbles forward and crashes to
the roof. Lexian grabs him by the leg and hits a shin buster!)

GP: He's trying to incapacitate Kent Anthason so he can't get to the
helicopter and win this match!

(He attempts another one...But Kent Anthason reverses it and sends Tom
Lexian flying backwards with a catapault!...KENT ANTHASON WITH A TORNADO
TREMOR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TOM LEXIAN!)

GP: We've got just over a minute left in this match folks...If they can't
escape by then then this place will get blown to hell and take the three of
them and our referee with it!

JT: Stupid referee...Referee's piss me off.

(Anthason hits the edge and starts climbing the ladder...BUT JOEY MALONE
GRABSHIM AND BRINGS HIM BACK DOWN WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK
SUPLEX!...BUT KENT ANTHASON FLIPS OVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!...TORNADO
TREMOR INTO THE FACE OF JOEY MALONE!)

GP: HE NEARLY KNOCKED HIM OVER THE EDGE WITH THAT ONE!

Nikki: WHAT A VICIOUS KICK!

(He brings Malone back to his feet...EUPHORIA NERVOSA!...BUT MALONE ESCAPES
OVER HIS BACK AND SPINS KENT AROUND...EVEREST CATACLYSM ON KENT ANTHASON!!!)

GP: THAT'S HIS MOVE! THAT'S THE EVEREST CATACLYSM!!

JT: GREG'S GONNA NEED A CHANGE OF PANTS AFTER THIS MATCH HAS FINISHED FOLKS!

Nikki: What's Joey Malone doing now?! He's concentrating on Kent Anthason
rather than winning he match?

(Joey brings Kent back to his feet and drags him away from the rope ladder.
Suddenly Tom Lexian comes from nowhere with a flying forearm to Joey
Malone!...HE BRINGS HIM BACK UP...PILEDRIVER!!)

Nikki: He spiked him on the roof!

JT: JUST LIKE I SPIKED YOU ON THE ROOF LAST WEEK!

*SLAP*

(Anthason is back up to his feet and in a daze.)

Tom Lexian: HEY KENT, OVER HERE!

(IT'S TOM LEXIAN WITH A BULL WHIP!...HE WHIPS IT BACK AND THEN CRACKS IT IN
THE GROIN OF KENT ANTHASON WHO DROPS TO THE GROUND HOLDING HIS NUTS!...BUT
JOEY MALONE IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM!)

*RRRRIIP!*

JT: Joey malone just gave Tom Lexian an Atomic Wedgie!...His underwear have
been pulled over his head!...THEY'RE GONNA NEED A PAIR OF PLIERS TO GET THSE
BASTARDS OUT!!

(SUDDENLY, MALONE WHIPS OUT A CROWBAR AND SLAMS IT DOWN ON TOM LEXIAN'S
LEG!...THEN AGAIN ON KENT ANTHASON'S CHEST!)

GP: WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO THAT FOR?!

(MALONE CLIMBS THE ROPE LADDER AND GETS INTO THE HELICOPTER!)

*DING DING DING*

GP: YOU'RE WINNER FOLKS, BY WAY OF BEING EVIL AND USING A CROWBAR...JOEY
MALONE!

(Kent Anthason slowly gets to his feet and climbs up the ladder followed by
Tom Lexian. The Helicopter flies down and lands safely in the carpark.
Several bomb squad experts rush in to disarm the bomb.)

JT: What the?...NOOOO!!!...THE BUILDING WAS MEANT TO BLOW UP! They were all
meant to lose and die!

(The scene cuts to the side, where Kent Anthason is about to make a post
match comment.)

Kent Anthason: Joey Malone, I've decided our match at Gold and Glory. I want you in a match that only one other person has taken hand at... A match so cruel, so evil... The match that your opponent lost at... Three words... Life, Death, Endurance, Malone...

GP: MY GOD, A SECOND LIFE DEATH ENDURANCE? THE HELL?

Joey Malone: What about the stipulations, Anthason? How are you going to do the stipulations?

Kent Anthason: I'll leave that to you, my friend. But, this is final...

(Julie Malone-Carson comes to Joey Malone's side, and steals his microphone almost from his hands immediately.)

Julie Malone-Carson: Kent Anthason, what the HELL do you think you're doing? Joey Malone is the master of this match... And you have NO REASON to offer him such lousy competition...

Kent Anthason: Would you shut up, just for an inkling, Julie? Let me get this through your thick skull... You don't belong here, leave... Strom out of here like you did ten years ago.

Julie Malone-Carson: You'll pay for this, Kent. And it'll be with the blood in your veins...

Kent Anthason: We'll leave that to Joey, since you have hardly any room to talk, witch.

(Julie throws the mic at the ring, it barely misses Kent as he smirks.)

Kent Anthason: Remember my words, Malone. You're a marked man. You can't turn away...

(The scene cuts inside the building, to the bomb squad experts.)

Bomb Squad Guy #1: Red wire or green wire?

Bomb Squad Guy #2: I don't know!

Crazy Bomb Squad Guy #3: Who cares!...CUT THEM BOTH!

(Sledgehammer arrives.)

Sledgehammer: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

(The scene flashes to the outside of the building...when suddenly...)

*BOOM!!!*

(The whole building explodes with a gigantic fireball!)

JT: FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

GP: OH MY GOD!

Nikki: THE BUILDING BLEW UP WITH THE BOMB SQUAD INSIDE!

JT: THAT MAKES IT A NIGHT!

GP: Well folks, that's it for tonight, Joey Malone wins the match after
using a crowbar on both of his opponents...That's Hostile Meltdown for this
week.

JT: They blew up Camdon yards....WHAT THE HELL!

Nikki: Get over it!

JT: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO SEE CAL PLAY HIS LAST GAME?

Nikki: Who cares?!

JT: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!!!!!!!

[SLAP]

GP: Did JT just slap Nikki?

JT: I......I......I.........

Nikki: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[The sceen goes black as we hear sounds of Pain, pain, and... MORE PAIN]

GP: Fans.........we cant show you this.......but take my word for it.........its all fun and stuff to watch. But GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE SEE YA AT G&G!!!!

FIN