Hostile Takeover 6/29|
Live from Tampa Bay, Florida
**Highlights from Beach Party**
JT: Malone shoves Crow into the ropes... OH!!
Nikki: THAT ACTION JUST CROTCHED ANTHASON ON THE TOP ROPE!
GP: Fission's up on his feet, just as Malone dropkicks Crow out of the ring!
JT: Fission's climbing the ropes and he picks up Anthason up there with a fireman's carry! Oh GOD... I know this! Syphon Fission told me about it! It's the Faded Dreams!
GP: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! FADED DREAMS(Lower body cradled DVD off top) OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE LEFTOVER CHAIR! KENT ANTHASON MIGHT BE DEAD!
Nikki: Fission is down, too, next to Anthason! Wait! AWS Man (also known as Bill) is back on his feet and he's trying to powerbomb Malone, but Malone lowblows AWS Man (also known as Bill)! Malone knees him in the gut! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK... EVEREST CATACLYSM(Double underhook inverted Emerald Fusion)! EVEREST CATACLYSM!
GP: FISSION COVERS ANTHASON! MALONE IS TOO TIRED TO MAKE THE COVER ON AWS MAN OR SAVE ANTHASON! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING ANTHASON DOWN! ONE... TWO.... THREE!!!
*ding, ding, ding*
GP: It's over! THIS CAR WRECK IS OVER!
GP: Let's go to Meygon for the announcement...
Meygon Clone: As a result of a pinfall... here is your winner... AND NEW IWO NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION... SYPHON FISSION!!!!
(A small heartbeat is heard, as the IWO logo quickly fades onto the screen, in and out in almost a epileptic fashion. Repeating once more in tune with the heartbeat, we see the logo fade in and out. One final time, as the IWO logo stays on the screen this time, then, an explosion is seen, sending us into a firework and cheering spiral that is Hostile Takeover. The camera pans around the crazy arena, as we eventually lay settled down onto Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki, all sitting there, excited.)
GP:FANS! WELCOME TO HOSTILE TAKEOVER! WE ARE LIVE FROM...*covers mic*Where are we from?
JT:WE ARE LIVE FROM TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA!
GP:THAT'S RIGHT! AND TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT TWO TITLE MATCHES, ALONG WITH THE EFFECTS FROM BEACH PARTY! But what we have to do, is take into some footage that was shot earlier in the week. Kent Anthason was with local doctors, and we can only hope for the best...
(We fade into the hospital room of one Kent Anthason. Alyssa is sitting by his side, her hand rests on his. He’s awake, and sitting half way up. He sits there as the doctor comes in and asks Alyssa to leave. Alyssa does so as the Doctor puts on one of those concerned as hell looks.)
Doctor: Hello, Mr. Anthason. I’m afraid we have some bad news, as well as some good news.
Kent Anthason: Well, I guess we should hear the bad news first.
Doctor: The bad news, Kent? The bad news is that your wrestling days could very well be over. We’re not concrete on the fact, but you broke your spine in two different places. You also have a crushed shoulder blade we are going to have to fix with a metal rod in place of the bone. We’re either looking at your career being over, or you not being in action for a year or two.
Kent Anthason: That’s my career. That’s my life. You’re just taking it away?
Doctor: No, Kent. We’re not. There is a possibility if your spine knits quickly, we could do immediate surgery on your shoulder. But, that’s a long shot.
Kent Anthason: Thanks for the re-assurance.
Doctor: I’m only telling you this for your own good. If you even TRY to wrestle after the operation, your career WILL be over. Final, this time, Kent.
Kent Anthason: How long before I can do surgery?
Doctor: As I said, depends on the state of your spine, and back. Sooner they heal, the sooner you’ll be done with surgery, and out of here. I’m not saying you are supposed to go out here and wrestle, mind you. I’m saying you’re doomed if you do.
Kent Anthason: I’ll take my chan-
Doctor: I’m warning you, Kent. I’m warning you.
Kent Anthason: Whatever, leave me alone with Alyssa now.
(We fade back to the arena, where the announcers are somewhat stunned, and the crowd is giving heated boo’s at the doctors announcement.)
GP:I can't believe it... Kent Anthason, one of the most promising rookies since Joey Rappaport, since Dane Wilt, is put on the shelf, for what could be forever!
JT:It's a shock Parker... it's truely a shock, but that's how the ball bounces sometimes...
(We fade into the locker room of one Ben Archer and Shawn Arrows. Archer is seen reading a magazine, as Arrows seems to be on a cell phone, while packing up a small suitcase.)
Archer:Whatcha doin' Shawn?
Shawn Arrows:I've got big things Arch, big things.
Archer:Does that mean you're going to tell me Shawn?
Shawn Arrows:I can't... not right now. If this gets out, we're both screwed, so I have to really keep this to myself.
Archer:Whatever. Listen, if you're heading out, can you get me a coke?
(Arrows grabs the bag, and leaves the dressing room, as Archer continues to read. We then flip over to the parking lot, as we see Team V.I.A.G.R.A. entering the building. Davis seems to be quite nervous.)
Flyer:Don't worry Tony. That guy isn't here. He's probably long gone anyway. He won't screw your life over again.
Davis:He better not. I have better things to do, like save the world from the Deadly Sins.
Flyer:What did I say about stealing Doozer's gimmick?
(Davis looks over his shoulder once more, as we fade out.)
GP:And welcome back, and even though they just got to the building, we are ready to have them wrestle...
JT: Next up is what seems to be a great tag team competition match.
GP: Team Viagra which consists of High Flyer and Tony Davis faces off against The Deady Sins, Jack Breaker and Jack Walker.
Nikki: It’s like gonna be a really good match.
GP: Yes, but the Sins will obviously come out on top and take this match.
JT: I beg to differ… No, I don’t beg. I do differ! Yes, Team Viagra will beat the sins.
Nikki: Viagra makes the male’s thingy big which leads to the male committing a Sin…
JT: Thank you for that insight… But, what I think what she meant to say was that The Sins can’t exist without Viagra. Thus, Viagra can make The Sin and can also BREAK the Sins and that is just what they’ll do tonight.
Nikki: Wow… If I meant all that, then I am a pretty smart person!
GP: Enough with the chit chat… I hear music!
(Then, "Space Suit" by They Might Be Giants blasts over the arena’s P.A. System as Jack Walker and Jack Breaker, The Deadly Sins, both make
their down to the ring with Aubrey Gibson by their sides to get a big pop from the crowd. We also see new Chris Astro Chris Astro in the ring.)
Chris Astro: Making their way down to the ring… At a combined weight of 493 pounds… Jack Walker and Jack Breaker… THE… DEADLY… SIIIINNNNNSSSS
Nikki: How can the Sins be there if Viagra hasn’t been down yet?
GP: What are you talking about?
Nikki: Didn’t you listen to anything I just said earlier… JT even translated it into dum dum language for you!
GP: You are an idiot!
GP: :- (
(Suddenly, "I Hope You Die" by The Bloodhound Gang blasts over the arena’s P.A. System as High Flyer and Tony Davis, Team Viagra, make their way down to the ring to get a huge pop from the crowd.)
Chris Astro: And their opponents… At a combined weight of 441 and ¼ pounds… They Will Give You A Natural High… They Are… High Flyer… Tony Davis… TEEAAAAMMMM VVVIIIIAAAAGGGRRRAAAA!
JT: The ¼ pound is from High Flyer who claims to be exactly 204 and ¼ pounds.
GP: Knowing that, I will be able to sleep tonight…
(High Flyer begins the match for his team and faces off against Jack Breaker. The two hook up in the middle of the ring and Flyer takes the
hook up and puts Jack B. running towards the ropes with a whip. Breaker bounces off the ropes and charges back at Flyer. Flyer doubles over getting positioned for what seems to be a back body drop, but Breaker sees it and kicks Flyer in the head. High Flyer stumbles back and Breaker runs at him. He jumps up and starts off for what seems to be a The Clockwork DDT, but Flyer counters and puts it into a spinebuster.)
Nikki: Looks like Breaker tried to end this match a little too early for Flyer’s liking…
GP: The first smart thing she’s said this match! Mark it on the calender, baby!
GP: :- (
JT: :- )
Nikki: :- /
(After the spinbuster, which took wind out of Flyer and lots more out of Breaker, the two get on their knees and start crawling over to their corners. Then, at just the same time, which you have seen happen in almost every tag match… EVER… Flyer tags in Davis as Breaker tags in Walker. Davis and Walker both charge eachother and collide in midair by both connecting with a huge clothesline. Both men go down.)
Ref: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6…
(Davis gets up and Walker the same. They hookup and Davis puts the grapple into a headlock. The ref asks Walker if he wants to give up, but Walker repeatedly shakes his now red head. Walker, after getting a little momentum from the crowd, takes the headlock and throws Davis into the ropes. Davis bounces back, but do be given a spinning spinebuster from Walker.)
JT: Now this is a great match!
Nikki: It was hyped up and there was a reason for it to be!
GP: :- (
Nikki: Cheer up grumpy… It was just a little slap…
JT: Sissy girl.
(Walker then gets up and walks over to his corner and tags in Breaker. Breaker comes into the ring and connects with a elbow drop to the
sternum of Davis. Breaker then picks Davis up and gets him into a powerbomb position. Breaker gets Davis up for the powerbomb, but Davis counters and puts the move into a Hangman’s DDT. Davis then crawls over to Flyer and tags him in. Flyer runs into the ring heading for Breaker who is up, but dazed. Flyer gets him in position and hits THE COLD SNOW on Breaker. Flyer goes for the pin.)
Ref: 1… 2…
(Walker runs in and breaks up the count before the ref gets to 3. Flyer, furious now, picks up Breaker and whips him into the ropes. Breaker
bounces off the ropes and comes back towards Flyer, but to receive ON DEAF EARS! Walker then charges into the ring, but Flyer saw it coming and hits Walker with a SNOW BLIND… Flyer then turns to Breaker and hits him with THE THIRD DEGREE FROSTBITE!)
GP:Flyer is a house of fire!
(All of a sudden, Davis climbs into the ring, and looks out to the crowd. The Crowd becomes eerily silent, as a man in a sherlock holmes type outfit begins to wave his hands around. He then yells out the word "SCHITZOPHRENIA!," as all of a sudden, Davis grabs Flyer, and nails him with the Equalizer.)
GP:WHAT! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
JT:Davis? What's going on?
(Davis leaves the ringside, as Flyer slowly gets to his feet, holding his head. The Sins grab Flyer, and nail Degrees of Sin. Walker dives on for the top, as the referee counts.)
Ref: 1.... 2.... 3!
Chris Astro:Your winner, the DEADLY SINS!
GP:I'm just shocked! I thought they where back together?!?!
JT:I'm just as shocked Parker!
(We return from break, as we see Flyer and Davis arguing backstage. Flyer shoves Davis back, as Davis seems rocked at this situation.)
Davis:Hey man, what was that for!
Flyer:You know what it's for Davis!
Davis:What are you talking about? Did we win the match.. my head hurts like a bitch.
Flyer:No, we lost you idiot! You hit me with the Equalizer and then the Sins nailed me with Degrees of Sin!
Davis:I... I.... I did?
Flyer:Yeah! Man! Don't you remember?
Davis:... No, I really don't.
(Flyer starts to pout, as he walks over to the monitor. He plays the tape, as we see Davis all of a sudden, nail the Equalizer on Flyer. Davis then pauses the tape.)
Davis:WAIT! That's the guy!
(Davis points to the Sherlock Holmes look-a-like.)
Davis:HE DID THAT TO ME! THAT BASTARD!!! HE MADE ME FORGET MONTHS OF DREAMS ABOUT NADS!
Flyer:I know Davis.... we'll get him back, don't worry...
(We fade out. JT, Nikki, and GP are shown sitting behind the bar of an Irish Pub like the bar was their announce table. Chris Astro is also shown standing behind the bar.)
JT: Well, here is a match a lot of people have been looking forward to! Yes… Nuke will face off against Billy Ray in
what seems to be a rematch of their match at Beach Party!
GP: Not only will these two wrestlers be fighting to show each other who is the better man, but they will be fighting
in an Irish Pub!
Nikki: What the hell is an Irish Pub?
GP: If you don’t know, you are an idiot!
JT: True that, let’s get on with this match…
Nikki: Don’t we have to wait for the wrestlers to come down to the ring before we get on with the match?
JT: Don’t give me that lip.
Nikki: :- (
(Suddenly, "Family Traditions" by Hank Williams Jr. blasts over the pub’s small jukebox that is hooked up in the
corner of the pub as Billy Ray is shown entering the Irish Pub with The Bartender by his side. Billy Ray paces back
and forth waiting anxiously for his opponent to arrive.)
Chris Astro: And now… Making his way down… Into the Pub…. Weighing in at 268 pounds… From Pittsburgh,
Pennsyllvania… Being accompanied by The Bartender… He is… BIIIILLLLLYYY RRRAAAAYYYYY!
JT: Well, Billy Ray has made his way into the pub and now we all await the arrival of Nuke!
GP: This match is taking place because after Billy Ray lost to Nuke at Beach Party, he asked for the rematch.
JT: Wow… Thankyou for telling us that like we didn’t know.
*Swallow smacks JT*
GP: :- )
(Then, "Till Hell Freezes Over" by D-12 hits the jukebox as Nuke steps in the front door and takes a few more steps
into the Irish Pub. Shortly behind Nuke, C.R.E.E.P. enters the Irish Pub.)
Chris Astro: And his opponent… Making his way into the Pub at a height of 6’4" and weighing in at 240 pounds…
Being accompanied by C.R.E.E.P…. From Long Island, New York… NUUUUKKKKEEEE!
Nikki: I don’t know about you guys, but I think C.R.E.E.P. is pretty creepy.
JT: I don’t know… But I do know one thing… You are an idiot!
GP: Maybe he prefers mentally challenged?
JT: Will you two shut up so we can actually do our job here?
(Nuke and Billy Ray start to pace back and forth as C.R.E.E.P. and The Bartender both takes seats near the jukebox.
Suddenly, Billy Ray and Nuke get in a grapple. From the grapple, Nuke gets Billy Ray into a headlock. While in the
headlock, Billy Ray grabs Nuke’s waist and throws him forward causing Nuke to smash into the front door and out
of the Pub. Billy Ray follows Nuke out of the pub and picks the fallen Nuke up by his arm. Billy Ray then takes Nuke
by the back of his head and attempts to smash Nuke’s head into the brick wall that is the outside of the pub. Yet,
Nuke contours the attempt by elbowing Billy Ray in the midsection. Nuke takes Billy Ray’s head and smashes it into
the brick wall causing Billy Ray to fall back to the ground and bleed.)
Nikki: That wasn’t very nice…
JT: Nuke just smashed Billy Ray’s reading into that brick wall and now Billy Ray is bleeding! First blood already!
GP: This match has definitely kicked off with a bang.
(Nuke takes Billy Ray by the head and leads him back into the pub. Then, Nuke lifts Billy Ray onto the bar of which
is being used as the announce table and Nuke does the cool ‘drag the guy down the bar full of glasses while he is
laying down on his stomach on the bar.’ Right when Nuke drags Billy Ray to the end of the bar, he throws him off
causing Billy Ray to crash down through a small, round table. Nuke hovers over Billy Ray thinking of what to do
next as he looks down at the bloody, beer drenched body of Billy Ray.)
GP: Wow, Nuke is really putting a hurting on Billy Ray.
JT: Who cares about them? Look over there!
(JT points over to where the jukebox is. Creep is trying to select a song, but The Bartender just punches him and
goes to select his own song. Creep recovers quickly and spears The Bartender. While mounted on the Bartender,
Creep throws punch after punch all connecting on the Bartender’s face. Then, The Bartender reaches his hand up,
just high enough to grab a beer bottle from the top of a low sitting table. The Bartender takes the beer bottle and
smashes it over Creep’s head. Nuke sees this and starts walking over to where the Bartender and Creep are fighting.
Yet, Billy Ray slowly gets up, goes up behind Nuke, and low-blows him.)
Nikki: That has to hurt a little bit.
JT: A little bit? That hurts a lot!
GP: Yes, and it looks like Billy Ray has turned the tables on this match, by using tables.
(Billy Ray gets Nuke into a Suplex position and lifts him up high. After holding Nuke in the air for twenty seconds,
Billy Ray suplexes Nuke down through two tables. Billy Ray got back up quickly and walks back over to Nuke and
picks him up. Billy Ray goes for a punch, but Nuke blocks it and lands a right hand on Ray’s face. Billy Ray just
stands wabbling back and for and Nuke runs up to the bar. He hops onto the bar and faces Billy Ray. Then, with
one quick motion, Nuke jumps off the bar and connects with a powerful missle dropkick. The dropkick was so
powerful that it sent Billy Ray flying backwards and smashing through another table.)
Nikki: Do you think these guys have taken down enough tables already?
JT: One more would be nice…
GP: Well, it looks like one more could happen…
(Just as GP says that, the cameras look over where the Bartender has Creep up in a powerbomb position and is
positioning himself so that he will powerbomb Creep straight through a table. Then, just as he gets in the position
that he wants, Creep counters the move and put The Bartender down, headfirst through the same table that the
bartender wanted to put Creep down with a huge hangman’s DDT. Creep just stands up while the Bartender is on
the floor, bloody, and walks over to the jukebox and switches it to the song that Creep wanted to play. Then, the
song "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath blasts over the jukebox system as Creep sits down in a chair with a smile.)
GP: Good tunes…
JT: Somebody better turn that crap off!
GP: I’ll turn you off!
JT: Nah uh..
GP: Yeah yah…
JT: Nah uh…
GP: Yeah yah…
*Nikki smacks GP*
JT: Good to see that you are thinking straight now Nikk-
*Nikki smacks JT*
JT and GP: Oww… :- (
(Nuke then picks up Billy Ray and NAILS THE FALLOUT!)
GP:THE FALLOUT! THE INVERTED STUNNER! NUKE DIVES ON TOP! COVER! 1-2-3! YES! NUKE RETAINS THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(We immediatly fade out of the picture of Nuke recieving the belt, as we see Archer still reading the same magazine from earlier. Then, the door opens, and Arrows walks in.)
Archer:Hey Shawn. You take care what you needed to do?
Shawn Arrows:Yeah man. Everything's Crystal Clear.
(Arrows throws down his gym bag, as the zipper opens, out falls out a small wooden pipe. Arrows quickly pulls it up, and throws it back into the back, without Archer noticing.)
Archer:Hey, did you see that weird guy in the V.I.A.G.R.A. Match? Man, that was some crazy stuff man.
Arrows:Shut up Watson... I've got an Extreme title to win...
JT: Next up, we have Donnie Daze taking on Schitzo Tod in a return match against Tod.
GP: This should be good action.
Nikki: I love old school fighting!
Chris Astro: The following match up is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a Normal Rules Matchup!
(Pop from Fans)
Chris Astro: Entering first, he is a former IWO World Heavy Weight Champion, from Port St. Lucie, Florida, he is…..DONNIE DAZE!
("Your Disease" by Saliva hits as Donnie Daze comes out to a fair amount of heat from audience.)
Chris Astro: And his opponent, a former two time Extreme Champion, he is….SCHITZO TOD!
("Sober" by Tool hits as Tod talks out in a Matrix type trenchcoat, and grins evilly, like usual, as he gets some heat as well. He enters the ring!)
(Ding, Ding, DONG!)
JT: What the hell?
Nikki: I don't know…
(Tod throws a few punches to Donnie Daze, and Donnie stumbles back! Tod then hits him with a hard right hook, sending him over the ropes!)
GP: That's not good…
(The Ref begins the count out as Tod follows Daze!)
(Schitzo Tod punches Daze hard, sending him back!)
(Tod grits his teeth in anger!)
GP: He's mad!
Nikki: Oh boy!
JT: Oh you!
Nikki: Shut up!
(Tod uppercuts Daze and puts his head between his legs!)
GP: Oh boy!
Nikki: He's in trouble!
JT: Told him he's fat!
Nikki: No he's not!
GP: He is.
(Tod flips Daze into the air, and Powerbombs him hard to the ground!)
GP: That must have taken all his strength!
Nikki: He's very strong!
JT: You sleep with him?
Nikki: SHUT UP!
Nikki: You too!
(Tod slides into the ring!)
(Daze Gets up, slowly.)
(Daze slides in, only to be elbowed by Tod!)
GP: This is one sided!
Nikki: Oh oh!
(Tod lifts up Daze, and grins evilly! He tries to make Daze do the Macarena, but he is low blowed instead!)
GP: Painful move!
(Tod is grabbed by the hair, and then rammed into a turnbuckle! Donnie then climbed him and began a ten punch!)
(A hard right)
(A hard left)
(A hard right)
(A hard left)
(A hard right)
(A hard left)
(A hard right)
(Tod shoves off Donnie!)
Nikki: Donnie is NOT happy!
JT: I wouldn't be either!
GP: Tod wants blood!
(JT starts to drool.)
(Tod springboards Donnie into the turnbuckle, and when he returns, into a german suplex! But Daze lands on his feet. Tod is dazed, and DONNIE HITS DAZED AND CONFUSED!)
GP:DONNIE HIT DAZED AND CONFUSED!
JT:That was already said in the () things...
GP:DAZE ON TOP!
Chris Astro:Your winner, DONNIE! DAZE!
(We cut to the backstage where we see none other than Julie Malone-Carson walking through the back. Syphon
Fission is making his way the other way. Julie has her head down, looking at her watch, and some papers. She runs
right into the monster, Clark.)
Julie Malone-Carson: Hey, big man… Watch where you’re going. Seriously, who do you th-
Syphon Fission: I’m Syphon Fission! MAN-O-WAR! THE POSTAL ONE! THE SHOVEL WEILDING BASTARD…
And you are?
Julie Malone-Carson: Julie Ca-
Syphon Fission: I know who you are. What’re you doing here? I thought you went to see your father.
Julie Malone-Carson: Well, it just so happens that I’m back. Is that a problem with you?
Syphon Fission: Of course not.
Julie Malone-Carson: Now be of some use, other than grabbing other beefy men, and tell me where Joey’s dressing
(Syphon gives her a "What the fuck you talkin' bout, girlfriend?" look, as she taps her foot impatiently.)
Syphon Fission: Down the hall, left down that hall, can’t miss it. Has his name on it.
Julie Malone-Carson: Uhh. You’re welcome.
(Julie takes off down the hallway as Syphon looks after her with a puzzled look. Syphon then peps up, cups his
hands, and shouts at Julie.)
Syphon Fission: IT’S THE ONE BY THE JANITORS CLOSET.
(Fade back to the arena.)
GP: Well, this next match has a bit of history behind it. We're also coming to you live from a quarry out in the sweltering heat of Arizona. The point of this match is to throw your opponent off the cliff into a large body of water below. Of course, we're not gonna make it very easy for them, by enclosing them in a cage and surrounding them with weapons.
[The camera pans off across the scene. A steel hell in the cell cage stands in the center of a rolling desert plain. A few cactii dot the area. Directly surrounding the cell are stacks of tables, chairs, and various other weapons. Off to the far left is a steep cliff, probably a straight fifty-foot drop into a large body of water.]
GP: While the participants set themselves, let's get to Chris Astro for the introductions.
Chris Astro: The following match is a Quarry Match, and it is for the Extreme title. In the cage at this time, Shawn Arrows!
[Arrows' music hits as he raises his arms. He is already in the cage.]
Chris Astro: Making his way to the cage next, from Fenway Park, Massachusets, weighing in at two hundred seventy-six pounds, Doozer!
[The Superman theme hits as Doozer is lowered to the ground from an IWO helicopter by the ring. He steps in through the cage door and waits in a corner.]
Chris Astro: Making his way to the ring next, from Los Angeles, California, he is the Internet Wrestling Orginizaton Extreme champion, Sabastian Crow!
["Fuck All" by Kid Rock hits as Crow swings down from the helicopter. He rushes into the ring, brandishing a baseball bat.]
Chris Astro: Finally, from Belper, England, weighing in at two hundred forty-three pounds, 'The Icon' Ben Acher!
["The Unforgive 2" by Metallica hits as Archer climbs down from the helicopter and enters the cage. The bell rings, and the four go at it.]
Nikki: This match is on!
[Doozer immediatley rushes at Arrows and Archer, and they start going at it. Right hands to Archer, lefts to Arrows.]
GP: Doozer is a man posessed!
Nikki: He's really taking it to Arrows and Archer!
[Archer swings a wild forearm at Doozer, but he ducks under it and connects with a double clothesline, sending Archer and Arrows into the dirt. He turns around, and...]
GP: My God! Doozer walked right into Sabastian Crow's baseball bat! His nose has gotta be broken!
JT: This match is heating up already!
[Arrows gets to his feet and starts climbing the cage.]
Nikki: He can't get out like that! That cage's got a reinforced wooden top!
[Arrows gets about halfway up the cage, and takes off with a wild elbow drop on Doozer. He connects with Doozer's sternum, and rolls away, clutching his shoulder.]
GP: Shawn Arrows might have seperated his shoulder on that drop. That's a good ten feet straight down!
[Ben Archer gets to his feet and starts stomping on Doozer. Arrows gets up and assists with some hard soccer kicks. Sabastian Crow takes them both out with baseball bat blows to the head. He lifts Doozer up and hooks him for a powerbomb. He lifts, but Doozer flips over Crow's shoulders and hits a Tiger suplex, driving Crow into the dirt. Arrows sneaks up behind Doozer and drives his head into the cage wall. Doozer stumbles back, and Arrows sends him back, grinding his face into the steel mesh. Doozer collapses to the ground, as the blood starts to flow from his face.]
JT: There we go! Blood!
[Crow pops quickly up and tries to spear Arrows, but Shawn sidesteps and Crow crashes into the cage. A small tear appears in the side. Ben Archer gets up next, and hits a side Russian legsweep on Crow, knocking him out. He picks him back up and whips him into the cage wall. The force of the collision tears a large piece of mesh off the side, creating an opening. Crow crawls out, with Archer in persuit. He and Crow start trading right hands, untill Doozer rushes in with a baseball bat to Archer's neck. He grabs Archer by the hair and sets up a ladder against the cage. He climbs the ladder, dragging Ben Archer behind him. He slides up on top of the cage, and is about to pull Ben Archer on, when Crow tips the ladder over, sending Ben face-first into a cactus.]
JT: Ooh, even I have to admit, that was brutal.
[Crow grabs a chair and starts beating on Archer. Arrows gets up and goes over to the weapons. He starts searching through one shopping cart, filled with office supplies. After some search, he finds what he was looking for - a box of thumbtacks, which he spills all over the inside of the cage.]
GP: My God, that's gonna hurt.
[Doozer is still on the top of the cage, taunting Arrows. He yells out something about his mother, sending Arrows over the top. He leaps up onto the cage and starts climbing. As he pulls himself over the ledge, Doozer meets him with a 2x4 to the cranium. Arrows holds on to the ledge with his fingertips, and Doozer pulls him up to the cage top. He throws some wild right hooks, which Arrows blocks. He grabs Doozer's arm and twists it around in a hammerlock. Doozer quickly steps to the side and legsweeps Arrows. Arrows breaks the hold, and Doozer goes off to where the IWO staff has thoughtfully left various weapons on the cagetop.]
JT: Well, Jeez. *THAT*'s convenient.
[Doozer grabs a roll of barbed wire, which he wraps around a baseball bat and swings at Arrows. Arrows barely ducks before the bat collides with his forehead. Doozer stumbles and the bat flies out of his hands, landing harmlessly on the ground.]
Nikki: That's weird... if we had a ring set up out there, the bat would have landed right where JT sits!
[Doozer grabs another length of barbed wire and wraps it around Arrows' neck, pulling it tight and choking him. The wire cuts into Arrows' neck, and blood starts to flow.]
GP: Shit, that could seriously kill him!
[Doozer finally lets go. The barbed wire sticks into the flesh of Arrows' neck, and stays in place. Doozer hooks him and hits a spinning powerbomb.]
JT: Superhero Slam! Superhero Slam! Superhero Slam!
GP: Dear Lord, Arrows' body just bust a hole in the reinforced wooden ceiling! Arrows crashes down into the thumbtacks! My God, the carnage!
[Arrows slowly picks himself up.]
GP: How the hell did Arrows get up from that? That is a sixteen-foot drop, ladies and gentlemen, right onto a pile of thumbtacks! Arrows has been busted wide open with a baseball bat and 2x4, choked with barbed wire, and now slammed sixteen feet, through reinforced wood, and onto a pile of thumbtacks! And he got right back up!
JT: Doozer's not done yet! Somersault legdrop off the top of the cage!
GP: The Doozerman Dive!
[Doozer and Arrows lie on the ground in the cage, covered with thumbtacks and countless bruises. Meanwhile, Archer and Crow continue to battle it out. Crow has set up a table across the top of two ladders, which he and Archer are both on top of. Below the table is a shopping cart wrapped in barbed wire. Crow hits Archer with a snap jab, and reaches in his pocket for an item. He grabs something, which he slams into Archer's head.]
GP: What the hell was that?
JT: I think... yeah! A snapple bottle!
[Archer reels from the force of the blow. Crow capitalizes and hits a fallaway slam through the table. Archer crashes through and lands roughly on the barbed-wire shopping cart.]
GP: My God! This match is... is...
[Crow climbs down and lifts Archer and suplexes him into another cactus. Archer, in frustration, kicks out, catching Crow square in the jaw. Crow stumble back, and Archer follows up with some strong right hands. He headbutts Crow in the gut, and DDTs him onto a chair. Crow gets up, and Archer throws him into the cage wall. He grabs a ladder, and charges at Crow, sandwiching him between the ladder and cage. The ladder drops to the ground, and he sets it up next to Crow. He backs up, then quickly climbs the ladder and hits a springboard bodyblock on Crow, who crashes noisily into the cage.]
GP: This match is starting to get out of hand!
[Inside the cage, Doozer and Arrows are back on their feet. Doozer knees Arrows in the gut and hits a swinging neckbreaker, driving Arrows back into the thumbtacks. Archer charges in with a barbed-wire baseball bat, which he slams into Doozer's head. Doozer crashes to the ground and the bat cracks in half. With Archer distracted, Crow rushes in and hits a spinning back suplex on him, driving him into the thumbtacks. Crow grabs a piece of shrapnel from the broken ceiling and breaks it over Archer's head. Doozer gets up and legsweeps Crow, sending HIM into the thumbtacks.]
GP: All four men are sufficiently covered with thumbtacks.
[Doozer lifts Archer up and hits a swinging DDT. He then drops an elbow, and backs up into the corner to rest. Arrows is up next, and he spears Doozer through the wire mesh. They brawl over to the cliff.]
JT: Doozer can end it right here!
[In the cage, Archer gets up and pulls Crow out to the cliff.]
GP: So can Ben Archer!
[Doozer hits a second spinning powerbomb, sending Arrows off the cliff.]
GP: My God! Shawn Arrows just dropped fifty feet! That's not an exxageration, folks!
Chris Astro: Here's your winner, and the NEW IWO Extreme champion, Doozer!
GP:Oh God! Crow is pissed as all hell, and HE JUST TOSSED DOOZER OVER THE EDGE!
JT:WAY TO GO CROW!
Nikki:WAIT! ARCHER TOSSES OFF CROW! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
GP:ARCHER IS STANDING ALONE AT THE TOP OF THE QUARRY... OH HELL! ARCHER JUST LEAPT OFF HIMSELF!!!!
(We switch to Joey Malone in his dressing room. He looks very concerned, as he holds the phone to his ear.)
Joey Malone: Yeah… Kent… I heard… Yes… I AM going to kick his ass… Yes… Uh huh… Yeah… Kent… Kent…KENT… I HEARD. Now shut up a minute. I need a favor from you. And I hope you take this. You’re an experienced technical wrestler, aren’t you? Kent? Kent… Listen up. I want you to be my manager as long as your injured. Or at least until you come back to wres-
(Joey pauses and pulls the phone back from his ear. We can hear Kent somewhat screaming from the other end.)
Joey Malone: No, Kent. I don’t think you’re a stupid pussy assed fuckheaded bitch, but I don’t want you getting hurt-I SAID I KNOW YOU’RE NOT A PUSSY.
(Julie Malone-Carson waltzes in to Joey’s dressing room.)
Joey Malone: Kent, promise me you’ll become my number one man, my sidekick when you get out of the hospital.Alright? Alright, one more thing. Julie is back.
(Long pause from the other end of the phone.)
Joey Malone: Kent?
(Loud explosion of laughter.)
Joey Malone: Kent, what’s so funny? Anty? KENT? What the fuck’s so funny? You can’t tell me? Well. She’s here. I wish you’d stop laugh-Dude, Kent. I WILL kick your ass if you don’t shut up… Yes, Kent… Yes… Yes, I know Rashard did a very good job at it already… You’re looking forward to seeing her? Good. Well, I’ll call you back later after my match. Watch me, will you?
(The scene fades back to the announce table.)
GP: And now…for the main attraction of this night…Sam Potright vies for IWO World Title for a second time…while Joey Malone plans on retaining.
JT: Who knows what can happen with these two. They are both nuts.
Nikki: I put my money on Malone.
Chris Astro: And now…for the main event…the IWO…WORLD…TITLE…MATCH!!
('Hemorrage(In My Hands)' by Fuel plays, as the fans begin to cheer. Out of the back comes Samuel Potright, with Beth Potright. Sam takes in the cheers as he walks to the ring.)
Chris Astro: First…weighing in at two hundred and seven pounds, he is a former three time IWO Extreme Champion…former IWO Pacific Champion…former three time Intercontential Tag Team Champion…former IWO World Tag Team Champion…and former IWO World Champion…LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…SAAAAAMMMMMUUUUUUEEEEELLLLLLLL POOOOOTTTTTRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT!!
(Sam Potright gets in the ring, and looks at the crowd. Just then…the lights go to black, as the beginning distortions of "One Man Army" by Our Lady Peace plays. The crowd instantly gets up on their feet. The drums start as the lyrics begin. The spotlight shines on the entryway. When the guitars pick up and the word "TWITCH!" is heard, a big explosion hits, and the lights come on. Standing where the explosion was, just a millisecond ago is Keri Lindum wearing a stunning black dress.)
(The chorus can be heard...)
Chris Astro: And now...this man hails from Phoenix, Arizona...
I remember falling...
Chris Astro: He stands six feet, three and three quarters inches, and weighs in at two hundred and forty-nine pounds.
I remember marching...
Chris Astro: He is a former IWO North American, Pacific, United States, World Tag, and Intercontinental Tag Team champion...
Like a one man army...
Chris Astro: He is the master of the Everest Cataclysm among many other moves...
Through the blaze, I remember coughing...
Chris Astro: He is accompanied to the ring by Keri Lindum...
I believe in something...
Chris Astro: Ladies and gentlemen, THE IWO……WORLD……HEAVYWEIGHT……CHAMPION…he is JOOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAALLLLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
I don't want to remember falling... for your lies...
(Malone comes down from a hook up from the rafters of the building, being lowered down. He is pumping his arms, getting the crowd going as the fans give this man the biggest pop of the night. He has the IWO World Title around his waist as the spotlights hit him.)
GP: THE BIRTHDAY BOY IN THE IWO! WHAT AN ENTRANCE BY THE IWO CHAMPION!
JT: Show off…
(Malone unfastens his harness when close to the ground and lands on his feet. He gets in the ring, and climbs each turnbuckle, IWO World Title Belt in his hand, and lifts it. The fans give him insane pops, as Potright sits back and waits.)
Nikki: Keri is now down at ring side.
(Malone hands the belt to the referee, who holds it up. The bell rings, thus starting the match.)
DING DING DING
GP: We are underway. Potright and Malone circle each other in the ring.
JT: Malone grapples Sam…snap suplex.
GP: Potright gets up rather quickly. He just looks at Malone, and hits him with some rights and lefts. Malone is on his heels…
Nikki: Malone grabs Potright’s left hand…he jabs him in the side. Malone is trying to box with Potright…that’s uncharacteristic.
JT: Potright holding his ribs. Malone starts to get into a boxing stance and moves like a boxer. Potright…drop kick to Malone! Malone falls to the mat!
GP: Potright now stalking Malone…he starts stomping on the champion…
Nikki: SHUT UP!! BITE ME!
JT: DON’T MIND IF I DO…
GP: Potright lets up, and Malone gets on his feet. Malone looks at him…SUPERKICK TO POTRIGHT! POTRIGHT FALLS TO THE MAT!
Nikki: Malone climbs the top rope…he signals for something…
GP: BAD MOON RISING!!! BAD MOON RISING!!! ON SAMUEL POTRIGHT! MALONE COVERS!
JT: HOLY SHIT!
GP: Malone looks up…he is in disbelief!
Nikki: Malone gets behind Potright…GERMAN SUPLEX…WAIT…POTRIGHT HOOKS UP MALONE’S HEAD…REVERSE DDT!!!
GP: A German suplex…countered by a reverse DDT! What the hell is going on here?
JT: Malone and Potright get up. Potright is against the ropes…MALONE CHARGES HIM!!
Nikki: MALONE HITS A LARIAT ON POTRIGHT!!!
JT: MALONE AND POTRIGHT GO OVER THE TOP ROPE! THEY BOTH HIT WITH A DULL THUD ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
(Malone and Potright roll around on the ground. Potright gets to his knees, and sees Malone is down. He jumps on top of him and starts punching him in the head.)
Nikki: Well…Potright now has the advantage.
(Potright picks up the downed Malone and takes him to the ring stairs.)
GP: Sam is throwing…WAIT…MALONE REVERSES…POTRIGHT GOES INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS HARD! THE TOP RING STAIR FLEW OFF!
(Potright is now against the moved ring steps, in pain. Malone goes under the ring apron, and pulls out something.)
JT: MALONE WITH A KENDO STICK! HE TAKES A SWING AT POTRIGHT’S HEAD…SAM KICKS MALONE IN THE NUTS!
Nikki: Malone drops the kendo stick…Potright scoops it up…POTRIGHTAT HIS FEET…MALONE NOT PAYING ATTENTION…
(The kendo stick breaks over Malone’s head, as Malone collapses onto the ground.)
GP: Potright throws the remaining pieces of the kendo stick over into the crowd! POTRIGHT ROLLS MALONE INTO THE RING!
(Malone stumbles to his feet in the ring. Potright stands on both legs…)
Nikki: KICK TO THE GUT OF MALONE…WAR WITHIN A BREATH!!! WAR WITHIN A BREATH!!! MALONE IS LOSING THE TITLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY!!!
(Potright jumps the ground and covers.)
(Potright brings his head up in disbelief. Malone’s head is gushing with blood. Keri looks somewhat concerned.)
GP: ONE SECOND MORE AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! DAMMIT THAT WAS CLOSE!
JT: Malone now on one knee, he looks at Potright, who just shakes his head. Potright lifts up his prey…
GP: MALONE LIFTS HIM UP…SPINEBUSTER! MALONE NOW LOOKS DOWN AT POTRIGHT AS HE STOMPS AWAY!!!
(Malone goes to the outside and throws a steel chair into the ring. He also goes under the ring apron and pulls out a fifteen foot ladder. He gets in the ring, and sees Sam Potright back up on his feet.)
Nikki: Malone and Potright look at each other. MALONE CHARGES AT HIM!!
GP: Malone swings at him…and misses…kick to the gut…X-FACTOR…ON THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR ON JOEY MALONE!
JT: WHAT A F’N REVERSAL! JOEY MALONE’S FACE IS MORE BUSTED UP THEN FROM A WAR WITHIN A BREATH AND A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE HEAD!!
Nikki: Damn…Malone is going to lose a lot of blood!
GP: Malone is down…there is blood all over the seat of that steel chair…Potright rolls him over and COVERS!
JT: MALONE GETS A SHOULDER UP!
GP: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE…HE HAS TO BE IN A HELLUVA OF A LOT OF PAIN!
Nikki: He is the IWO World Champion…he is nuts!
JT: Both men are getting up! MALONE WITH THE CHAIR!!!
GP: HE CRUSHES THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE HEAD OF SAM POTRIGHT…THE CHAIR IS BENT…AND POTRIGHT IS DOWN!
JT: HE HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE IMPACT OF THE CHAIR!
GP: MALONE WITH THE COVER!
GP: KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT!!! MY GOD WHAT A PUSH!!!
Nikki: Potright is superhuman!
GP: Potright is trying to get up…but falls back down…the CENTER OF THE IWO RING HAS POTRIGHT’S BLOOD SMEARED ALL OVER!
JT: Malone goes to the top turnbuckle…he is going for an elbow drop!
GP: Malone slashes his throat with his finger…he is aiming at Potright’s head! My god!
JT: He jumps…he has the range…he…
GP: Malone misses with the elbow drop…he hits the chair though…and he is in a lot of pain!
JT: Look at Potright…he is looking at the crowd as he gets up…they are going crazy!
GP: Potright is climbing the top turnbuckle…he jumps…HE IS GOING FOR A CHRIST AIR OFF THE TOP ROPE! IT CONNECTS! COVER!
JT: KICK OUT!
Nikki: GO MALONE!
GP: OH DAMMIT…POTRIGHT WAS ONE TENTH OF A SECOND AWAY FROM BEING IWO WORLD CHAMPION!
JT: Potright is looking amazed at the down Malone…he is thriving in pain is Malone!
GP: Potright picks up Malone…he puts him in powerbomb position…POWERBOMB! POTRIGHT POWERBOMBED THE CHAMPION!
Nikki: COME ON MALONE!
GP: POTRIGHT GRABS THE LEGS OF MALONE…AND PUTS HIM IN A SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER ON JOEY MALONE!
JT: VERY FEW MEN ESCAPE THAT! POTRIGHT IS GETTING A DEEPER SEAT IN THAT SHARPSHOOTER…BLOOD IS COMING FROM MALONES HEAD!
Nikki: Malone is going to lose consciousness!
GP: WAIT…MALONE IS FIGHTING FOR THE ROPE…HIS ARM IS EXTENDED!
JT: HE IS SO CLOSE!
Nikki: JUST A LITTLE MORE MALONE!
GP: HE GIVES A HEAVE OF DESPERATION…HE GRABS THE ROPE! HE GRABS THE ROPE! HE BREAKS THE HOLD!
JT: JESUS GOD! MALONE BREAKS THE HOLD!
Nikki: Malone is too good to make submit!
GP: Potright throws Malone’s legs down…he begins to stomp away at him again.
JT: This must be Potright’s night…he is fighting for his wife it seems!
GP: Potright now picks up Malone…he throws him down with a scoop slam!
(Suddenly, Julie Malone-Carson comes out of the back. She walks down to the announce booth, and takes a seat. She puts a head set on, and begins to talk.)
JMC: Well…looks like we have a match…
JT: WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
Nikki: Julie Malone-Carson.
JT: NOBODY ASKED YOU!
(Julie Malone-Carson just looks at Keri Lindum with a distaste.)
GP: Malone is down…Potright runs into the ropes…leg drop on Joey Malone…the fans go crazy!
JT: Potright goes to the top turnbuckle…and signals to the crowd…he is going for a body splash!
GP: He is going to hit…MY GOD…MALONE GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR…HE HITS A INVERTED DDT! JESUS CHRIST!
Nikki: He played possum…
JT: I would not say that…Malone is visibly limping…that sharpshooter had its effect on Joey!
JMC: You people and your wrestling matches.
GP: Let’s get to the match!
Nikki: Malone picks up Potright…he lifts him for a body to body suplex…HE OVER HEAD BODY TO BODY SUPLEXS POTRIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
JT: THAT’S WHAT THE FANS CAME TO SEE…A MATCH OF AT
Nikki: Malone is kicking Potright’s ass!
GP: Malone exits the ring…and goes to the outside…he picks up Potright and pulls him toward us!
Nikki: Malone slams Potright’s head into our announce table! Potright just looks at him!
JMC: Wrong thing to do…
GP: POTRIGHT GRABS MALONE’S HEAD AND THROWS IT INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
JT: POTRIGHT CLIMBS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE…AND HAS MALONE…POTRIGHT SETS UP MALONE FOR HIS OWN FINISHER…
GP: POTRIGHT LIFTS HIM…EVEREST CATACLYSM…EVEREST CATACLYSM…THROUGH THE TABLE…ON JOEY MALONE!
JT: MALONE IS BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH!
GP: POTRIGHT IS PUMPED…HE HAS THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE…HE IS GOING THROUGH HELL FOR THE ULTIMATE PRIZE!
JT: HE PICKS HIM UP!!!
GP: POTRIGHT GOES FOR THE VIETNAM VETERAN’S OLD MOVE…THE PURPLE HEART ON MALONE…MALONE GRABS THE FIST OF POTRIGHT AND GIVES HIM A HIPTOSS!
JT: MALONE PUTS HIM BACK IN THE RING…AND HE THROWS POTRIGHT INTO THE ROPES!
Nikki: MALONE GRABS POTRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING…ARIZONA DEATH DROP!!! ARIZONA DEATH DROP!!!
GP: KICK OUT!!! POTRIGHT IS NOT GOING TO LOSE TONIGHT…MALONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO KILL POTRIGHT TO SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND HIS TITLE!!!
JMC: These two men are nuts…Malone family genes…
JT: MALONE IS GOING AFTER THE REF!
Nikki: Damn ref…what the…
JT: MALONE GRABS THE REF AND GIVES HIM A EVEREST CATACLYSM!!!
GP: HE IS GOING TO GET HIMSELF DQ’ED! THE REF IS OUT! THIS GAVE SAM POTRIGHT ALL THE TIME HE NEEDED TO REGROUP…MALONE TURNS AROUND…WAR WITHIN A BREATH!!! THIS THING IS OVER…
JT: THIS IS OVER…COME ON REF…END THIS THING…DQ JOEY!
Nikki: POTRIGHT WITH THE COVER!!!
GP: THERES NO REF!!!
(Out of the back come another IWO Official!! )
GP: MY GOD…POTRIGHT IS GOING TO BE THE IWO WORLD CHAMPION ON MALONE’S BIRTHDAY!
JT: WAIT…MALONE KICKS OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT OF IT…AND POTRIGHT IS IN SHOCK AGAIN!!!
GP: Malone and Potright get up at the same time…they are both visibly injuried…and start hitting each other with lefts and rights!
Nikki: This match is even…and we have gone this far!
GP: Potright has the advantage again…he hooks up Malone for a suplex…and falls back…the crowd is nuts!
JT: Potright goes to the outside…and goes for something under the ring…
Nikki: POTRIGHT IS GETTING A DAMN TABLE OUT!
GP: OH GOD!!!
JT: HE SLIDES IT UNDER THE RING…AND ENTERS THE RING!
GP: He begins to set it up right by Malone…Malone is trying to get up…but is met by a drop kick!
Nikki: Malone is in a predicament here!
GP: The table is set up…Malone is down…and Potright is pointing to the crowd! THIS IS HIS MOMENT!
JT: HE PICKS UP MALONE…HE IS GOING TO SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE TABLE…
Nikki: MALONE WILL NOT MOVE! MALONE USES HIS STRENGTH AND THROWS POTRIGHT THE OTHER WAY!
JT: MALONE IS GOING TO WIN IT NOW…HE IS SHINING BRIGHT IN THE END!
GP: Malone picks up the down Sam Potright…and Tomikaze’s him...
JT: MALONE COVERS!
GP: KICK OUT! MALONE USED A LOT IN THAT TOMIKAZE!
JT: MY GOD! MALONE AND POTRIGHT IS GOING TO GO DOWN TO THE WIRE!
GP: WHOEVER HITS THE NEXT BIG MOVE IS GOING TO WIN THIS DAMN THING!
Nikki: Malone gets up as does Potright…both men look battered and beaten…but they are not done…
GP: Potright now with the advantage!
JT: Potright is punching at the beaten Joey Malone!
Nikki: Come on Joey!
GP: Potright is not giving in! He keeps up with the punches!
JT: Malone is like a punching bag right now!
Nikki: DO SOMETHING MALONE!!!
GP: POTRIGHT HITS A RIGHT HOOK ON MALONE!!!
JT: THIS AIN’T BOXING…BUT POTRIGHT JUST KNOCKED THE TASTE OUT OF MALONES MOUTH!
Nikki: DAMMIT MALONE!!!
JMC: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
GP: MALONE IS DOWN! POTRIGHT RUNS INTO THE ROPES FOR AN ELBOW DROP…
JT: THIS IS IT…
GP: HE IS GOING TO…NO…MALONE IS UP AND SETS UP POTRIGHT FOR THE EVEREST CATACLYSM!!! HE MOVES TOWARD THE TABLE…EVEREST CATACLYSM!!! EVEREST CATACLYSM!!! EVEREST CATACLYSM!!! THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE!!! MALONE COVERS!!!
Chris Astro:Your winner, and STILL, IWO World Heavyweight Champion... Joey MALONE!!!
("Shame" by BT hits the arena speakers, as Joey Malone rolls out of the ring. Keri Lindum grabs him by the chest, to hold him in balance. Meygon hands Joey the World Title. Joey looks at Keri, then at Julie.)
Joey Malone: Let's go out and celebrate! Drinks are on me!
Keri Lindum: Any time, Joey.
(Joey looks over at Julie Malone-Carson. She frowns and turns away.)
Joey Malone: Julie? Hey, Julie... Are you coming with us?
Julie Malone-Carson: I'm afraid not... I have, uhh... Uh... Business I need to attend to, Joey. I'll catch up with you when she's not around...
Joey Malone: She's not arou--
Julie Malone-Carson: Nevermind, see you around.
Joey Malone: Have it your way.
(Joey grabs Keri around the waist, and helps her up the ramp to the back, as Julie Malone-Carson just sort of stays in the ring.)
GP:FANS! I'M GREG PARKER FOR NIKKI AND JT! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
**We don't like you, so Bye.**