Night of Champions VI|
Live from the Compaq Center in San Jose.
(A small heartbeat is heard, as the IWO logo quickly fades onto the screen, in and out in almost a epileptic fashion. Repeating once more in tune with the heartbeat, we see the logo fade in and out. One final time, as the IWO logo stays on the screen this time, then, an explosion is seen, as we see the words "Night of Champions" emerge from "Iwo-online." Slowly, this fades out to a pitch black.
"Big in Japan" by Guana Apes is heard over the background, as we fade into highlights from Monday Night Meltdown. We see the match up between Zombie and Fission, as well as Daze somehow retaining over Cyanide... as we slowly fade out.
Slowly, the highlights fade out, as we fade into the MNM arena. We hear "Dopesick" by Systematic playing loudly over the pa system. The fans are going crazy, holding up signs of support to all of their favorite wrestlers, and even signs of dis-approval to towards that are truely hated. Fireworks are flying all around the ringside area, as we see the normal Hostile Takeover layout. Slowly, the camera pans all around and lands itself on Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki, who are sitting at their normal announce booth posiiton.)
GP:FANS! WELCOME... to the NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!
JT:Version Six I might add! A night where every single championship is ON THE LINE! With only one more card after this before May Mayhem, anything, and everything Mayhem should be known by the end of this card!
Nikki:That's right JT, for once. You see, tonight, May Mayhem will be shaped, contorted, twisted and destroyed. 40 Plus men want a shot at the world heavyweight Championship, and they will all get their shot next sunday at May Mayhem. Sunday, May 27th, 2001, and we know that tempers are already flying.
GP:That's right! Shawn Arrows has coined himself the true favorite for the Mayhem match, by beating some of the wrestlers that are considered to be favorites, such as Cyanide and Samuel Potright, but tonight, he squares off against two time former World Heavyweight Champion Syphon Fission in a match that seems to scream out classic.
JT:Schitzo Tod and Sabastian Crow have yet to truely work our their differences, and tonight will be no exception when they square off against the Suicde Kings, the tag team titles on the line!
Nikki:That will definitly be intresting to see if the two men can coincide. Also, tonight for the North American title, Kent Anthason makes a defense against Samuel Potright, the very man he subbed in for last MNM! These two are part of the Mass Media Movement, and the strength of the stable will be told as they square off against each other, their arch enemies governing their every action.
GP:And in the main event, what sure builds itself to be a classic, Donnie Daze will defend his world Heavyweight Champions against none other than...
("Come as You Are" by Nirvana begins to play over the pa system, as the fans begin to boo, but it seems to be a respected booing. Out from the back walks none other than Zombie, the living dead machine.)
(Zombie slowly takes his time walking out to the ring, a microphone almost attached to the palm of his left hand as if his life is on the line should he drop it. We can see a few of the results from Monday's match against Syphon Fission, as Zombie doesn't look one hundred percent. He slowly climbs his way into the ring, and then recollects his thoughts, before finally bringing the microphone up to his mouth, and begining his speech.)
Zombie:Tonight, the crock of a Champion, will be revealed to everyone. Tonight, his glory ends... and Tonight, Daze will be weakened. Tonight, Daze will join Syphon in the hospital. Daze, your days of being champion are numbered, and that number is one.
("Your Diesease" by Saliva hits the pa system, as out from the back walks Donnie Daze. He has a smirk on his face, as he brings the microphone to his face.)
Daze:Hello Zombie. Reliving glory days huh? You see Zombie, you've got this build up of phenominal, when in actuality, you are just another returning superstar that has lost his edge. You want to end my reign as champion? You're going to have to kill me.
Zombie:Victory doesn't come for a price, and if that price is you, then so be it.
Daze:Listen Zombie, screw the mind games, because they mean nothing in that ring. You've got that? Tonight, when we square off, you'll be left empty handed, and you'll realize just how pathetic your comeback is. You'll go back to your retirement home, and I won't have to deal with your (censoed) any more.
Zombie:My (Censored) huh? Sorry to disappoint Daze, but... my retirement home is in Port Lucie...
Daze:Oh that's it!
(Out from the crowd come Matt Senate and Joey Legion. They slide into the ring, quietly, and not giving Zombie a chance to hear them.)
GP:Dear god! It's Matt Senate and Joey Legion! Someone has to tell Zombie that they are right behind him!
(Matt Senate and Joey Legion begin to nod and give some sort of signs to one another, as Matt Senate grabs Zombie in his own Tazmission.)
Daze:HAHA ZOMBIE! LET'S SEE YOU BEAT ME NOW!
(Daze races down to the ring, and slides in, as Zombie begins to fight the Tazmission.)
GP:Zombie is trying to get out of the Tazmission... BUT HE JUST BROKE THE HOLD! SENATE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
JT:Legion charges... ZOMBIE DUCKS... SUPERNOVA! SUPERNOVA!(Backdrop Piledriver)
(Matt Senate charges a recovering Zombie, as Zombie turns around, and grabs Senate by the throat.)
GP:This doesn't bold well for Senate! ZOMBIE QUICKLY CHOKESLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
JT:GET HIM DAZE!
GP:DAZE IS GOING FOR DAZED AND CONFUSED! BUT ZOMBIE TURNS AROUND BEFORE HE CAN HIT IT!
JT:DAZE TAKES A SWING, AND ZOMBIE DUCKS!!! TAZMISSION! THAT KAJA HAJIME!!!!
GP:ZOMBIE HAS DAZE LOCKED IN! WAIT! MATT SENATE FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR SHOT!
(Zombie breaks the hold, as he drops to a knee. He however recovers quickly, as Matt Senate goes for another swing. Zombie blocks it, but Daze turns him around.)
GP:DAZE JUST NAILED FURTHER PARALYSIS ONTO THE CHAIR! WILL SOMEONE STOP THIS SO WE DON'T RUIN THE MAIN EVENT!
(Zombie stays down from the Further Paralysis, as Seante, Legion, and Daze all begin to take turns stomping away at the fallen Zombie. That is, until...)
("Shame" by BT starts playing...)
JT: Oh shit.
(The lights go out, the song stops playing in its guitar chords, and as soon as that happens, the explosion hits, and Joey Malone stands in it,
and doesn't get burned. Period. Joey's wearing his street clothes, which would be basically a Diamondbacks jersey with VILLAGE IDIOT written on the back and a pair of jeans. The crowd just goes apeshit over him, which isn't too surprising.)
Nikki: Looks like Joey Malone really IS here...
(Joey Malone charges the ring, as Daze is immediatly the first one to bail out. Malone catches Senate with a right hand, and then a clothesline sending him flying out of the ring. Zombie then gets up, and tosses Legion out of the ring as well. Zombie then leaves, because he doesn't really seem to give a damn about Malone right now. Malone however, grabs a microphone.)
JT: Oh god, do we REALLY need to hear him speak?
GP: Of course.
Joey Malone: What's up, San Jose!
(The crowd goes insane.)
Joey Malone: You know, I've noted a growing trend with Donnie Daze, lately. It's not his ability in the ring, his skill in talking his crap, or even the lack of a woman in his life. It's the fact that he can't... do things... on his own. Look at Meltdown for clarification. Cyanide beats him, but the referee is Matt Senate, so of course Daze retains. And let's not forget Warcry, when I destroyed Daze and Legion and Senate had to bail him out. No, even *I* don't forget things like having two chairs being slammed against my skull. Now, Daze, do you really think I'm just gonna LET that happen again? Contrary to popular belief, I *am* smarter than you are... that's why I asked my old buddy, Syphon Fission, to be in my corner at May Mayhem...
GP: OH MY GOD...
JT: NO! NOT FISSION! ANYONE BUT FISSION! LET IT BE ANTHASON! LET IT BE POTRIGHT! LET IT BE DILDO THE TALKING POODLE! BUT NOT SYPHON FISSION!!
Joey Malone: Now, sure, he's a part of some weird thing called the Mass Media Movement, but he owes me for that time I stopped a flood of
wombats from clogging his sewage system.
Donnie Daze: *panting* Joey, I'm amazed at how stupid you really are. Do you THINK that putting your best friend in your corner is going to mean a damn difference? I'm not afraid of Syphon Fission. After all, since he has the IQ similar to that of this entire crowd, about the same IQ found in a brick, I don't fear him. In fact, I could kick his ass. And EACH and EVERY one of you know it! Even you, Malone!
Joey Malone: Is that so?
Donnie Daze: Yes!
Joey Malone: You're obviously lying again, which seems to be some sort of symptom of yours, because I don't think I know that you don't fear him.
Donnie Daze: Moron...
("Papercut" by Linkin Park starts playing. The crowd immediately goes insane for Syphon Fission. Donnie Daze gets several different looks on his face... that of fear, astonishment, surprise, and nervousness. Syphon Fission comes out from the back, also wearing his wrestling gear. He starts walking toward Daze, but Daze starts backing up, to the ring. At this time, Joey Malone gets out of the ring and stands between the end of the aisleway and the ring. Daze backs up, closer and closer to Malone...)
JT: NO! DAZE, TURN AROUND!
(Too late, because Daze's back bumps into Malone's chest.)
GP: Uh oh.
(Daze gets ANOTHER look on his face, this time mainly of fear. He SLOWLY turns around, and looks right into Malone's face. Daze nearly stumbles back in shock, but he FALLS back upon the impact of the right hand that catches him in the forehead.)
GP: MALONE WITH A RIGHT HAND TO DAZE! DAZE IS KNOCKED DOWN, BUT DAZE IS BACK UP!
(Daze, clutching his jaw, moves back from Malone, but now he bumps into Fission.)
Nikki: This is not a good day to be Donnie Daze!
GP: BOOM! RIGHT HAND BY FISSION TO DAZE! DAZE IS KNOCKED DOWN, BUT HE'S BACK UP!
JT: NOOO!! HE'S TRAPPED!
Nikki: Malone and Fission have trapped Daze in the aisle! Daze looks toward Malone! Now he looks toward Fission... NOW HE RUNS IO THE CROWD! DAZE IS GETTING AWAY FROM MALONE AND FISSION!
GP: I can't get over the fact that the outside of the ring at May Mayhem is going to be just as chaotic as the inside of the ring! Folks, we'll be right back!
JT:WHY IS EVERYONE AFTER DAZE!!!!! NO!!! NO! GOD NO!
GP:Fans, welcome back to Hostile Takeover, and if you just were with us, what we saw was simply shocking. Zombie and Daze exchanged words, leaving a brawl, as Daze and his managers got the upper hand. Then, from the back came Joey Malone, as he and Zombie both cleared the ring... TOGETHER OF ALL THINGS! Zombie left, as Malone and Daze trash talked each other... with Malone announcing that in his corner would be Syphon Fission!!! Fission and Malone then wound up cornering Daze, who flea-ed through the crowd!
Nikki:But, with every show, we must keep going...
(The camera fades into the backstage area, as we see a white Lotus pull up to the arena. It stops at the camera, it's front license plate reading "Snow Man." The fans immediatly give a pop.)
GP:It's High Flyer! Flyer is here in San Jose!
(The camera slowly pans upward to see Flyer turning the car off. He opens the door to his drivers side, as Kate Young Harmen, who is next to him, opens her door as well. They each slam it, almost simultaniously, as they begin to walk away from the parking deck over to their dressing room.)
Flyer:You know Kate, I'm not really too trusting of Davis tonight.
Kate:Don't worry Fly, everything will go fine. As long as you two work together, and not against each other, the trust will rebuild, and Team V.I.A.G.R.A. will be stronger than ever...
Flyer:Well, you know I trust and value your opinion, but I think too much has gone on between us in the past couple months to really become receptive to one another, at least in the trust department of things.
Kate:Just let bygones be bygones...
Flyer:Whatever you say Kate...
(Flyer gives Kate a kiss on the lips, as he opens the door to his dressing room, and walks in. The camera fades out to a small cubicle type room? Inside stands Meygon, who is dressed rather "Slutly" so to say. She has a microphone in her hand.)
GP: Well, it's time for our first match of the night here on Takeover.
JT: Thats right, we've got a live video feed, which is currently showing on your screen, and it is showing both Sebastian Crow, and Billy Ray, getting ready for their upcoming match.
Nikki: Yea. Theres a referee in there with them, but something seems a bit odd here.
GP: It's a Matrix Match, you expect this to be normal?
JT: Theres the bell, and here we go!! Billy Ray and Crow, both go right at each other, and they lock up. Billy Ray swings Crow, trying to run him into the wall, but Crow runs up the wall and does a backflip, landing behind Billy Ray, and locking him in a sleeper, dropping down quick and slamming Billy Ray on the back of his head!!
Nikki: Crow, getting to his feet, and he's picking Billy Ray up. Crow goes for a clothesline, but Billy Ray does a backbend to avoid it. Billy Ray seems to have done something to his back off of that, and Crow just bounced off the wall and nailed a leg drop, sending Billy Ray down.
GP: Crow gets back up, and drops a quick elbow.
JT: I think Crow's about ready to go ahead and end this match. Crow picks
Billy Ray up, but Billy Ray hits him with a low blow, and lifts him up onto
his shoulders. Billy Ray jumps up, and slams Crow into the ceiling, and DVDs
him as they come back down.
Nikki: Billy Ray picks him up, and goes for the Beer Bomb, but Crow
continues to flip through it, and runs up the wall behind Billy Ray. Billy
Ray turns around, but Crow's already on the other side, coming back down.
Billy Ray turns back around, but Crow slides under him, hooking his legs as
he slides, and rolls up, tripping Billy Ray, and locking on the Submission
GP: He's got Billy Ray locked....and Billy Ray's tapping out!!!!
Meygon:Your winner, and STILL, IWO Extreme Champion.... SABASTIAN CROW!
(We slowly fade to the backstage area, as we see none other than Tony Davis walk out from the parking lot area. He seems to have gotten out of a 1989 Firebird, as Tammy Cradle walks out with him. He slams the door shut, and is noticibly upset.)
Tammy:Come on Davis! Jeez! You get angry at the littlist things! Just put the past behind you! So what if he did what he did, he was still your best friend. He didn't do anything of that to spite you.
Davis:Tammy... he waved what he's done in my face all the time. I can't take that as anything less than a personal insult.
(Davis turns around and begins to angerly walk away. Tammy runs to catch up to him.)
Tammy:Just promise me, for this, that you'll try to regain your friendship?
Tammy:Come on... for me?
Davis:You want me to try? I'll try, but I'm not making any promises, you got that?
(Davis walks away, as Cradle just stands a little dumb-founded. She then races up to catch up.)
GP: We're back on Hostile Takeover, and here's what happened during the break...
[Cut to a shot of Outer Heaven's dressing room door. We hear footsteps echoing down the hallway, and soon Jack Breaker walks into the picture, dragging behind him a big burlap sack. He kicks the door off it's hinges and throws the sack into the dressing room, dancing and shouting all the while...]
Jack: Run free, my pretties! Yes! With the scratching and biting! Rip the wallpaper! Hah ha haa!
[The camera closes in on the dressing room. The burlap sack is lying on the ground, and there are about twenty stray cats emerging from it.]
Jack: Hah ha ha - YES! Outer Heaven, you may be asking yourselves just why I filled your locker room with stray cats. 'Why did Jack Breaker just fill our locker room with stray cats?', you are asking yourselves. The answer is simple... i don't know. But one thing I do know is that I have Taco
Bell waiting in my locker room, so I must be going now. Oh, and ME WILL AM KICK YOU ASS BITCH
[Scene fades back to JT, GP, and Nikki.]
GP: I wonder if Team V.I.A.G.R.A. can coincide in the match later tonight against the Outer Heaven the Deadly Sins? The Sins seem to have started something with the Outer Heaven, and Team V.I.A.G.R.A. can't get along...
JT: I wonder about Tod and Crow, because if they don't, they're going to be fired! We can't have Crow fired!
Nikki:Yeah, there would probably be this huge cheer from the entire america, and we would all go deaf...
JT:That made no sense...
Nikki: Let's, uhm, go to the ring.
*ding, ding, ding*
("Dig" by Mudvayne plays as Brian Blade comes out to a chorus of boos. He gets this chorus of boos, not because he deserves it, but because...well, he's heel. And stuff.)
Meygon: The following contest is probably scheduled for one fall, but I'm not entirely sure... Introducing first... making his return to the IWO ring... he's from some place in California, it could be San Francisco, California... he weighs in at two hundred and forty-five pounds... and he is the MASTER of the Cutting Edge and the Career Killer... ladies and gentlemen, he is BRIIIIIAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN BLAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Brian Blade climbs into the ring, getting more boos.)
("12" by the Insane Clown Posse plays as DPS Man (also known as Bob) comes out to a chorus of boos and stuff.)
Meygon: Next... making his Internet Wrestling Organization debut... he is from Freakville, North Carolina... he weighs in at two hundred and
thirty-five pounds... he is accompanied to the ring by Gus the Black Angus... he is the master of the Neck Cutta... ladies and gentlemen...he is DPS MAN (also known as Bob)!!!!
(DPS Man (also known as Bob) climbs into the ring and everything is all cool and froody and stuff.)
("Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays as Adam Wars comes to a pop of mild circumstance. Yay.)
Meygon: He is also making his IWO return... he is from Port Saint Lucie, Florida... he weighs in at two hundred and twenty two pounds... he is
the master of the Aftermath and the Turning of the Tides... ladies and gentlemen, he is a former IWO Pacific and TV champion, he is ADDDDAAAAAMMMMM WAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
(Adam Wars climbs in the ring and they all start brawling.)
*ding, ding, ding*
GP: And here they go!
Nikki: Wars sends Blade into the ropes... but Blade comes back with a double clothesline to Wars and DPS Man (also known as Bill)!
GP: But Wars comes back with a legtrip!
GP: Wars and DPS Man (also known as Bill) are back up and they start brawling!
Nikki: Blade runs right at both guys and dropkicks them back down!
GP: Blade's pretty pissed off today.
GP: Blade takes Wars down with a drop toe hold... into the floatover... and now Blade's just ramming Wars's face into the canvas!
Nikki: DPS Man (also known as Bill)'s back up and he grabs Blade... running powerslam! Cover... one... two... no!
JT: Wars broke that up!
GP: Wars grabs DPS Man (also known as Bob... snap suplex! Into the cover! One... two... no!
JT: Blade's back up and he's waiting for Wars to get back up...
Nikki: Kick... DDT! Blade with a DDT to Wars! He goes for the cover... one... two... no! DPS Man (also known as Bob) breaks it up!
JT: DPS Man (also known as Bob) grabs Blade and sets him up for possibly a powerbomb... yes! He's got him up... BUT BLADE COUNTERS WITH A HURRACANRANA!
Nikki: Haw haw.
GP: Wars grabs DPS Man (also known as Bob) now... TURNING THE TIDES(Roll of the Dice)! WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVE IN AGES! DPS MAN (also known as Bob) IS OUT!
Nikki: Of course he is. That's because he's... well, out.
JT: Wars with the cover... one... two... Blade pulls him off!
GP: Now they're getting into a shoving match!
JT: Blade shoves Wars!
Nikki: Wars shoves Blade!
JT: Blade shoves Wars!
Nikki: Wars shoves Blade... right into a trip by DPS Man (also known as Bob) into the cover! One... two... no! Wars was smart and probably awake enough to break it up.
GP: Blade gets up and so does DPS Man (also known as Bob), but DPS Man (also known as Bob) walks right into a German suplex by Wars! One... two... OHHH!! BLADE WITH A LOW BLOW TO WARS TO BREAK UP THE THREE!
Nikki: That'll ruin your children.
JT: So will celebacy.
Nikki: Point taken.
GP: DPS Man (also known as Bob) picks up Wars and takes him down with a fisherman's suplex! One... two... AH HELL! WHY NOT DO IT TO DPS MAN (also known as Bill), TOO!
Nikki: I have to admit that Brian Blade has the best counter to a bridging suplex ever.
JT: The referee didn't see either incident.
JT: Now Wars gets up... Blade with a kick to the gut... CAREER KILLER(Crossarm Tomikaze)! CAREER KILLER!! BLADE FOR THE COVER! ONE... TWO... DPS MAN (also known as Bob) PULLS BLADE OFF!
GP: DPS Man (also known as Bob) goes for the cover! One... two.. no! Wars kicked out!
Nikki: Now Blade grabs DPS Man (also known as Bob) and pulls him into the corner! Right hands by Blade! And an Irish whip... right into the offical!
GP: That'll ruin anyone's day!
JT: What's Wars got?!
Nikki: A barbed wire baseball bat! Wars's got a baseball bat! He swings at DPS Man (also known as Bob)... no! DPS Man (also known as Bob) kicks Wars in the gut and takes it from his hands! DPS Man (also known as Bob) takes a swing... OW!! WARS JUST GOT KNOCKED SILLY WITH THAT SHOT! HE'S BLEEDING!!
JT: BUT WAIT! BLADE IS WAITING FOR DPS MAN (also known as Bob) TO TURN AROUND! YES! YES! THERE IT IS! THE CUTTING EDGE(charging thrust kick)!
GP:NO! DPS MAN DUCKED, AND HIT A CRADLE SUPLEX TO BLADE! BLADE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE, AND DPS MAN(Also known as Bob) climbs to the top.. NECK CUTTA!!!!! ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!!
*ding, ding, ding*
Meygon: The winner of this match... DPS MAN(Also Known as Bob)
GP: What a win for DPS Man(Also Known as Bob) In his first IWO match!
Television Title Match
AWS Man(Also Known as Bill) -c- vs. Erik Blake vs. Bob Job
GP: Up next, we've got a television title defense against AWS Man(Also Known as Bill) against Bob Job and Erik Blake. The last two MNM's, AWS Man(Also known as Bill) has not had to defend his title due to programing schedule conflicts, but now, he defends against Erik Blake and Bob Job.
Meygon: And coming to the ring first the real IWO Jobber here he is Bob Job!!
("Superman" by Goldfinger plays as Bob Jobs music comes on he comes running out to the ring and trips just before he gets to the ring as he climbs into the ring he jumps up and down like Rocky)
Meygon: And now coming to the ring an IWO Veteran Erik Blake!!
(as the curtain opens Erik Blakes makes his way down to the ring)
Meygon: And now coming to the ring your IWO TV Champion here he is AWS Man(Also known as Bill)!!
(as AWS Man(Also known as Bill) comes out of the back he holds the TV Strap high in the air and jogs down to the rings with a cocky smile on his face as he jumps into the ring he throws the belt at the referee)
GP: Heck ya this is going to be one hell of a match as the official is in the ring and it looks like he is ready and yes there is the bell and this match is under way!
Nikki: It looks as if Bob Job is going to take the offensive from the start as he runs at Erik Blake and Blake easily close lines him across the
neck knocking him to his back as AWS Man(also known as Bill) comes running over and nails Bob Job with an elbow drop and we have some great action here at the beginning of this IWO TV Title match!
JT: Aaaaahhhh these are all just IWO jobbers and one is even named Bob Job so how much does that tell you about the IWO and its current talent? They suck!
GP: Shut up JT you have always been a whiny little bitch and always will be so shut your mouth. As AWS Man(also known as Bill) goes on the
offensive kicking Erik Blake in the mid section knocking the wind out of him as AWS Man(also known as Bill) hits a neck breaker onto Blake knocking him to the ground and what is this Bob Job coming from behind on AWS Man(also known as Bill)!!!
Nikki: Bob Job is going to try and go on the offensive here Bob Job winds up for a big punch in the head of AWS Man(also known as Bill) but AWS Man(also known as Bill) turns around ducks under the punch and hits and Atomic Drop on Bob Job and finishes off Bob Job with a DDT onto the mat and AWS Man(also known as Bill) is going for a cover here!
JT: I was going to say if AWS Man(also known as Bill) got stuck by freaking Bob Job with that little punch he was going to throw I was going to retire from the IWO announcing team! Erik Blake is back on his feet and he is moving over towards Bob Job he has Bob Job in a choke hold and Blake is trying to choke out Bob Job!
GP: The official is going over the check out and see if Bob Job is out from the choking or what! And he wont have to check long as AWS Man(also known as Bill) come in with a baseball slide into the back of Erik Blake breaking up the choke hold and sending Bob Job to the outside of the ring with his limp body!
Nikki: AWS Man(also known as Bill) is on a roll here he has Erik Blake up in a pildriver and he sticks it right down onto the mat knocking Blake
into another land with the move. And AWS Man(also known as Bill) is going to go for the cover on Blake!
JT: And another kick here in this match!
GP: AWS Man(also known as Bill) needs to hook that leg to secure that cover and get that win and keep his IWO TV Title!
JT: Ya but this is AWS Man(also known as Bill) he isn’t Bob Job and he is facing Erik Blake who cares about Blake! He should be able to pin
these guys with out hooking an leg hell AWS Man(also known as Bill) he is going to be a legend here in the IWO some day!
GP: Well he sure has a long way to become a “legend of the IWO” be he is a good wrestler still doesn’t mean he is going to get by the easy way! He still has to hook that leg!
Nikki: Who cares if he hooks the leg or not! Someone has to win this as AWS Man(also known as Bill) is still on the offensive as he picks up
Erik Blake and is ringing him out in the guillotine as Bob Job is back in the ring and AWS Man(also known as Bill) is signaling for Bob Job to help him out as BoB Job begins kicking Erik Blake in the ribs with some forceful
boots to the chest.
JT: Ha ha this is it AWS Man(also known as Bill) get the jobbers to do your work!
GP: As AWS Man(also known as Bill) throws Blakes to the ground he grabs Bob Job in a Power Bomb and nails it on the mat knocking him silly!
Nikki: And AWS Man(also known as Bill) goes for the cover on Bob Job!!
GP: WAIT! IT'S EDDIE CHENO! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE RING! Blake is up, and Cheno is staring down AWS Man(Also Known as Bill). They are exchanging words, and BLAKE HOOKS AWS MAN(Also Known as Bill) FROM BEHIND!
JT:CHENO! He's going to hit the Needle Jab(Superkick)! NO! AWS MAN(Also Known as Bill) DUCKS! BLAKE GETS HIT! CHENO DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE! AWS MAN (Also Known as Bill) DIVES ON TOP!
GP: And that is it lets go to Meygon for the official announcement!
Meygon: And your winner tonight and still your IWO TV Champion AWS Man(Also Known as Bill)!!!!
(AWS Man(Also Known as Bill) grabs the title and leaves the ring. Bob Job goes with him, as they begin to talk. Then, Blake gets to his feet, and then begins to push Cheno.)
Blake:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!
Cheno:Mang.... FUNK YOU!
GP:CHENO KICKS BLAKE IN THE NUTS! HE TURNS BLAKE AROUND... BONG HIT! BONG HIT!(Twisting inverted ddt turned neckbreaker)!!!
JT:He Can't do that! Blake owns his contract!!!
(Dave, Erik Blake's friend comes racing into the ring, as Cheno grabs him from his side.)
GP:RELEASING DA SPINAL FLUID!(Tilt-a-whirl Driver) ON DAVE! DAVE IS DOWN!
Cheno:*Screaming* YER WANT FUNKEN GOLD ROUND DA WAIST, well...
(Cheno reaches into his tights and spray pants the pants of Dave. He then props him up with his butt to the sky.)
GP:Oh... You don't think he's going to get back at Blake and Dave for what they made him do... with that Erik Flake... guy....?
(Cheno grabs Blake and tosses him on top of Dave, in what appears to be a very homosexual position. Cheno then reaches into Blake's back pocket, pulling out his IWO contract.)
JT:Dear god! Do you think that Cheno is going to rip up his IWO Contract?!?
(Cheno immediatly tears it at the paper, ripping it into pieces, and then showering it down onto the homosexual positioned Erik Blake.)
(Cheno pulls out a pipe, and begins to smoke, and then blows the smoke into the face of Erik Blake. Cheno walks away, with the fans cheering for his actions. Scene cuts to Daze's locker room. Daze is, how you say, slightly pissed off. And when we mean that, I mean that he's throwing things around and breaking random objects and whatnot.)
Donnie Daze: GOD! What the hell is everyone's problem, lately!? FUCKING FISSION! FUCKING MALONE! FUCKING EVERYBODY!
(Daze throws a trash can, which nearly hits Jack Breaker in the face.Breaker turns with a shocked look toward Daze.)
Jack Breaker: Umm, crap.
(Jack Breaker quickly wanders off to be anywhere not in the vicinity of a pissed off World Champion.)
Daze: Ugghhh... okay... calm down, Donnie...
(He grabs a steel chair and starts slamming it into the walls. He stops slamming it.)
Daze: Yeah... way to go, I'm actually calm, now...
(Daze leaves... steel chair at hand...)
GP:WHAT COULD DAZE HAVE PLANNED?!?
GP: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover! Let's get right down to...wait a minute, what's going on?
[Greg is interrupted suddenly by a series of loud pyrotechnic explosions, while "Space Suit" by They Might be Giants hits. As the smoke subsides, Jack Breaker and Jake Walker step out onto the stage, to a fairly large pop.]
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jack Breaker and Jake Walker, the Deadly Sins!
Jack: Thank you for the introduction there, Meygon. Uhm...greetings to all our fans here, and a special hello to Team V.I.A.G.R.A's fans, who are both in attendace here tonight! What a magical night this is shaping up to be, already!
Jake: That's right, Jack. And, you know, there's nothing I like more than kicking Team V.I.A.G.R.A ass, except maybe...mass destruction! Or
perhaps gummy worms...yeah, I sure could go for some gummy worms right about now...
Jack: But that's not the point, now. You see, when we're not kicking Team V.I.A.G.R.A's ugly blue asses, or talking about kicking Team V.I.A.G.R.A.'s ugly blue asses, or thinking about kicking Team V.I.A.G.R.A.'s ugly blue asses, or talking about thinking about kicking Team V.I.A.G.R.A.'s ugly blue asses...wait, what was I talking about again?
[Jake pulls a remote control device out of his pocket.]
Jake: Anyway, the reason we came out here was for the 'mass destruction' part of my little five-year plan to the top of the IWO, which basically involves...
Jack: Yeah. We snuck in here last night and rigged up an elaborate little scheme of sorts...you see, it all starts out when Jake presses the button
on his little remote control. It triggers a whole system of turning gears and blinking LED lights and whatnot, which basically starts a little pilot light, which will eventually burn through a carefully placed rope, dropping a sandbag, which will offset the weight on a scale, which causes the bowling ball to roll off into the bucket. Now, the bucket is attached to a pulley, which...
[As Jack rambles on, the announcers start talking loudly over his voice.]
JT: What the hell is this guy talking about?
GP: I have no idea. Not a freaking clue.
JT: He's just rambling on and on and on...it's almost...hypnotic...
Jack: ..now the mouse runs through the wheel, turning the gear that triggers the model Titanic to slide down the ramp, pulling the helium baloon down, and pulling the lever, which, in essence, is the whole heart of the contraption. You see, the lever releases the rope that holds up the net, and, as you can see, this is where the whole plan comes together. Let us demonstrate.
[Jake pushes the button. From high in the rafters, gears start turning, steam blows down, machines start buzzing, then...silence. Suddenly, a bowling ball drops from the ceiling, crashes to the ring, and rolls off onto the ground. A moment later, a rope very audibly snaps, and eight hundred pounds of sushi come crashing down into the ring, completely covering the canvas and spilling out to the ground.]
JT: What the hell...?
Jack: Now, Team V.I.A.G.R.A, as you can see from the eight hundred pounds of sushi we just dumped into the center of that very ring, we mean business. And that's business with a capital B, bucko.
["Space Suit" by They Might be Giants plays again as the Sins step back behind the curtain, laughing and smelling of fish.]
GP:When we come back... Deadly Sins, Team V.I.A.G.R.A., and the Outer Heaven!!!
**Commercial Break** -
GP:Fans, I know personally I've been waiting for this match... Outer Heaven, which consists of Nicholas Kain and Sephiyra Reign, both making IWO comebacks, square off against the Deadly Sins, one of the most talented tag teams to be thrusted from holding the straps by the Kings on a few occasions, and finally, the reformed Team V.I.A.G.R.A., which consists of friends turned rivals turned friends, Tony Davis and High Flyer.
JT:Are you sure they weren't rivals to begin with?
GP:Shut up JT.
(We fade into the ring, as we see Meygon, of course, standing there, microphone in hand.)
Meygon:This next match, is scheduled for one fall, and is in the confines of a tag team matchup!
("Space Suit" by They Might be Giants starts to play over the system as the fans give a cheering reaction.)
Meygon:Introducing first, they are within an eyelash of Tag team title glory, weighing in at a combined weight of 551 pounds... the Deadly Sins!
(Jack Breaker and Jake Walker walk out from the back, and raise their hands to the crowd, recieving more cheers. They climb into the ring.)
Meygon:And their opponents, they have both won singles glory, and are making their re-debut here in the IWO ring. Here is Sephiyra Reign, and Nicholas Kain, the Outer Earth!
(The fans begin to boo as out from the back walks Sephiyra Reign and Nicholas Kain. They climb into the ring as they stare down the Deadly Sins.)
Meygon:And their opponents...
("Meaning of Life" by Disturbed hits the pa system as the fans immediatly begin to boo. Out from the back walks Tony Davis, with Tammy Cradle at his arms. Then, suddenly, "Meaning of Life" is shut off, as "I Hope You Die" by the Bloodhound Gang replaces it. This causes a pop from the fans.)
Meygon:...weighing in tonight at a combined 441 pounds, and the masters of the Natural High, here are Tony Davis, and High Flyer!
(High Flyer walks out from the back, and stops at the top of the rampway with Tony Davis. Kate Young and Tammy Cradle go to each other, and begin to talk, as Flyer and Davis both raise their hands, causing fireworks to shoot up from the rampway.)
GP:Team V.I.A.G.R.A., standed united!
(Flyer and Davis charge the ring, and slide in. This causes a brawl.)
**Ding, ding, ding**
GP:And here we go! Flyer goes right after Jake Walker, as Davis heads over to Nicholas Kain! Sephiyra Reign and Jack Breaker begin to slug it out!
JT:And Reign sends Breaker over the top with a huge clothesline!
Nikki:Look! Davis has Nicholas Kain, as he goes for a clothesline as well, Kain ducks, and hits Davis with a huge dropkick, sending him out!
GP:It's down to Flyer and Walker, as Flyer hammers Walker into the ropes. Flyer goes to whip Walker off, but Walker reverses, sending Flyer off. Walker goes for a vicious clothesline, but Flyer ducks. Flyer off the other side with a leaping forearm shot to the skull of Jack Walker!
Nikki:Walker is back up, and Flyer is pumped. Flyer kicks Walker in the gut, he's going to go for Cold Snow! But Walker reliazes this and pulls Flyer up for a Northern Lights! Flyer however lands on his feet, as Flyer bounces off the ropes. Walker to his feet, trying to regain his composure as Flyer follows up with a huge bulldog!
JT:And Nicholas Kain tags himself in on Walker! Kain and Flyer are anything but friends!
GP:Kain catches a recovering Flyer not knowing, as he hooks Flyer from behind with a german suplex! Kain doesn't hold on for the bridge however, as Flyer slowly gets to his feet. Nicholas Kain catches Flyer with a huge dropkick, which sends Flyer back down to the mat. Kain picks Flyer up, and hammers him with a few right hands into the Outer Heaven's corner.
Nikki:And now Kain is laying it in with right hands and stomps to the mid-section. Kain now rears back for a huge knife edged chop, but Flyer ducks, rolls, and TAGS IN DAVIS!
GP:Davis slowly makes his way into the ring, as Nicholas Kain charges him. Davis however grabs Kain by his midsection, and tosses him high UP INTO THE AIR WITH A FLAPJACK!
JT:Kain better have gotten me a bag of peanuts!!!
Nikki:Kain desperatly tries to leap for the take to Reign, but Davis doesn't allow him to do so. Davis grabs Kain, and whips him off the ropes, which causes Breaker to make a blind tag into the mat. Kain ducks a clothesline, and comes back off the ropes, as Davis ducks down for a back body drop!
GP:And Davis back body drops Kain right onto the in-coming Jack Breaker!
Nikki:Davis is asking the refere who the hell the legal man is, as Davis now grabs Breaker up off of the mat. Davis now grabs Breaker in an arm bar, and goes to tag in Flyer... but BREAKER TAGS FLYER?!?!
JT:What the hell! Is that in the rules?!?
GP:I believe so! And they have to hit each other with a move of some sort! I wonder if they really put everything behind them...
(Flyer climbs into the ring, as he stares down Davis.)
GP:DEAR GOD! FLYER DELIEVERS A RIGHT HAND THAT SENDS DAVIS REALING BACK TO THE SINS' CORNER! AND DAVIS NOW FOLLOWS IT UP WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!
JT:I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Nikki:AND NOW FLYER AND DAVIS JUST EACH PUNCHED A MEMBER OF THE DEADLY SINS! JACK BREAKER FALLS OFF THE APRON! And Davis grabs Walker and PULLS HIM IN THE HARD WAY!
JT:Does that count as a tag?
GP:I'm not sure JT. I'm really not sure.
JT:Well, Davis goes over and tags in Nicholas Kain, as Team V.I.A.G.R.A. return to their corner. Kain grabs a recovering Walker, and slams into him with a right hand.Kain grabs Walker, and nails him with a huge monkey flip. Kain gets back to his feet quickly, as Walker gets up as well. Kain comes flying in for a shoulderblock, but Walker blocks him, and then goes behind, locking in a full nelson.
GP:Walker going for a submission?
Nikki:WAIT! FLYER JUST SUPERKICKED NICHOLAS KAIN, BREAKING THE HOLD! AND EVERYONE COMES IN! IT'S CHAOS!
GP:Sephiyra Reign goes for Flyer, but Flyer ducks, and nails Reign with Cold Snow!
JT:Davis just clotheslined Breaker up and over the top! It's V.I.A.G.R.A. and the fallen Walker! Davis with a couple of swift knee shots, as Davis picks Walker up to the top..... SUPER RB!
Nikki:NATURAL HIGH! NATURAL HIGH! FLYER CAME OFF WITH THE OTHER HALF OF NATURAL HIGH! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
GP:ONE... TWO... NO! BREAKER BREAKS IT UP! AND NOW BREAKER NAILS DAVIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, SENDING HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP!
JT:Breaker and Walker are up...AND THE SINS NAIL FLYER WITH THE WRATH! FLYER IS BROKEN IN HALF, AND WALKER DIVES ON TOP!... THE COVER! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!! IT'S OVER!
Meygon:The winners of this match, THE DEADLY SINS!
GP:The Sins are celebrating, while the Outer Heaven try to regain themselves on the outside. Davis climbs back in, as Flyer is slowly getting to his feet!
Nikki:Davis and Flyer are exchanging words... this wasn't Flyer's fault though, they clearly were beaten fairly...
JT:Who took the pinfall Nikki? HUH!?!
JT:Right! It's Flyer's fault!
GP:DAVIS KICKS FLYER IN THE GUT! EQUALIZER! THE TIGER DRIVER ON FLYER, AND FLYER IS OUT COLD!!! DAVIS SPITS IN FLYER'S FACE, AND LEAVES! I THOUGHT V.I.A.G.R.A. WAS BACK, BUT I GUESS IT WAS A SHORT REUNION!!!
(Cradle goes to Davis, and tries to ask him why, as Davis just storms off. Kate immediatly slides in and begins to check on her husband, as we fade to a commercial break.)
(We fade back from Monday Night Meltdown, as we fade into the audience.)
GP:I can't believe what we just saw... wait... what the...
(We see a man holding up a sign that says "Please Please, No More Cheese." He is of course, chanting it along with the sign. He seems to have gathered some sort of support group in the audience, as they are chanting with him.)
GP:Wait... that couldn't be...
(The camera turns itself around, as we see it's NONE OTHER THAN ROB FREAKIN' KESTLER!)
GP:KESTLER! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?
JT:DEAR GOD! I THOUGHT HE WAS FIRED MONTHS AGO!
GP:ROB KESTLER! HE'S... PICKETING ABOUT CHEESE! HE HASN'T CHANGED A BIT!!
(We fade to the parking lot. Schitzo Tod starts walking up to the main
entrance door as the fans let out a huge pop. Just then, Kent Anthason runs
up to Tod, North American belt around his waist. We hear another huge pop
from the crowd.)
Kent Anthason: Hey Tod, you getting ready for your match tonight?
Schitzo Tod: We don't feel so good. Especially having martin taken away from
Kent Anthason: Martin?
(Tod points to Anthason's belt.)
Kent Anthason: Oh, the Exreme title. Yeah, that was messed up.
Schitzo Tod: We are just going to rest for now.
(Schitzo Tod walks off.)
Kent Anthason: Damn that Crow for doing this to him...
(We fade back into Monday Night Meltdown, as we see Tony Davis throwing his stuff into a gym bag. He seems rather angered, as Tammy Cradle tries to speak reason.)
Tammy:Please Tony! Just calm down, just one second! You didn't realize that the Sins just... they're good! They took advantage of what you gave them... it's not Flyer's fault, it's not your fault... you two just haven't been working together in a long time! Please Tony!...
(Davis listens to none of this, as he zips up his gym bag. He goes to leave, when he's hammered in the skull with a sledgehammer.)
GP:FLYER JUST NAILED DAVIS WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! DAVIS IS DOWN AND BLEEDING, AND TAMMY IS SHRIEKING!
Tammy:Fly! STOP IT PLEASE!!!!
(Tons of referees come to stop this as Flyer just has a look of destruction on his face. We fade out as they pull Flyer away.)
GP:The Team V.I.A.G.R.A. re-union has ended... and let's see if another union can stay together!
Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen. It Is now time for our Tag Team Championship Match.
GP: This Is going to be very interesting.
[ “Enter Sandman” by Metallica begins playing over the PA speakers as the fans automatically deliver a *heat* reaction. ]
Meygon: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California... he weighs In at a even weight of 300 pounds, and stands completely at 6’7. He Is one half of the challengers for the Tag Team Titles... SABASTIAN CROW !
[ Sabastian Crow walks from behind the curtain and down the rampway of the stage. Fans continue to boo him off as Crow lets out a quick smile but slides into the ring, seemingly, not even paying attention to the fans. He goes over to a turnbuckle and rests against It. ]
Meygon: And introducing his tag team partner for the night...
["Bullets With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins blares over the PA speakers as the fans rise to their feet.]
Meygon: All the way from somewhere... he weighs In at 235 pounds and stands at 6’2, he Is SCHITZO TOD !!!!!
[ Schitzo Tod (Jester) comes from behind the curtains and walks down the rampway. Of course, he still has his new look going. Dressed In all black with a clown looking face placed on. ]
Nikki: Yeah. A new image for Schitzo Tod. Apparently, Sabastian Crow drove Schitzo Tod to insanity.
JT: When was Schitzo Tod not insane ?
[ Sabastian Crow and Schitzo Tod go eye to eye, as Schitzo Tod grabs hold of the ropes, pulling himself up and steps In between to get inside the ring. He steps In the middle and continues to stare at Crow, Crow, still In the turnbuckle, continues to stare at Tod. ]
GP: Can these two trust each other for just one match?
JT: I don’t know. I think they’re deciding that right now.
[ Sabastian Crow and Schitzo Tod continue to stare at each other. ]
JT: Sheesh. I got a bad feeling about this match-up.
Nikki: I wonder what they’re saying to each other.
JT: They’re not saying anything. They’re just staring at each other.
Nikki: Exactly. Sometimes, people can go through an entire conversation without saying a word. And, I think Schitzo Tod and Sabastian Crow are doing that now.
[ “Between Angels and Insects” by Papa Roach blares over the PA speakers as the fans rise to their feet. ]
GP: The Tag Champs are now coming out!
Meygon: Introducing last, the champions... Jeff and Ryan King -- The SUICIDE KINGS !!!!!!!
[ The Suicide Kings run down the rampway and slide into the ring... they climb turnbuckles to get the audiences eye, showing off their Tag Team Gold as the audience goes nuts. ]
GP: The Odd Couple -vs- The Tag Champs for the Gold. I wonder If this can be done ?
JT: Yeah. Cause obviously, Schitzo Tod and Sabastian Crow, still both hate each others guts and would do anything to rip one another part. I mean, you’ve seen recent weeks with these two. It’s been out of control.
Nikki: Yeah. And we can also re-call the classic re-match, which happened last Monday night for the Extreme Title.
GP: Where Sabastian Crow defeated Schitzo Tod. But later on, Schitzo Tod nailed Sabastian Crow with the ADD and stole the title from the Champion.
*The Bell Rings*
GP: Ok ! Crow and Tod finally decided who’s going to start this match off I think. So, It’s going to be Schitzo Tod and Ryan King In the beginning.
JT: How’s his head ?
GP: Who’s ?
JT: Ryan King’s.
GP: I don’t know. Why do you ask ?
JT: Oh nothing. Just a rumor that his mouth was fucked hard the other night by Onslaught.
GP: Oh ! Would you stop...
Nikki: That’s sick JT.
JT: So ?
GP: Ok, anyways. On with our Tag Team Title Match. It’s going to be Schitzo Tod and Ryan King. Ryan charges at Tod, but Tod moves out of the way, Tod hits a armdrag throwdown. Ryan King back up, Tod kicks him In the gut, and hits a reversed running bulldog, slamming Ryan’s face to the mat. Tod brings Ryan back up, Irish whip, Ryan reverses, Tod goes to the ropes, Tod flys up and hits a beautiful DDT on
Ryan King. Tod goes for an early cover on Ryan King...
GP: Ok, that was a little bit too early.
JT: Yeah. Tell me about It.
Nikki: Schitzo Tod goes to bring Ryan King back up now, but Ryan, out of desperation, there’s a roll-up... does he have him ?
Nikki: No ! Ryan King just got a 1 count on Schitzo Tod.
JT: Ryan King grabs hold of Tod, he brings him back up and Irish whips him to the ropes, Tod comes back and Ryan hits a powerslam. Ryan hovers over Tod and begins smashing his face with his right fist...
Nikki: Oh joy. Some regular hardcore fist pounding.
[ Both GP and JT look at Nikki. ]
GP: *Cough* Anyways, back to our match-up, heh. Ryan King drags Schitzo Tod over to the Suicide Kings corner and tags In his partner, Jeff King. Jeff King In now, he takes over and sends a punch straight to Tod’s face. Jeff backs him into the corner and sends a hard slap to the chest...
GP: Ouch. Did you hear that slap ?
JT: Yeah. We get that reaction a lot.
GP: Jeff grabs hold of Tod, he Irish whips him out of the corner... but wait, Tod reverses the Irish whip, he sends Jeff to the corner, and follows It up with a hard hitting splash. Jeff tries to walk out of the corner, but Tod keeps him In there, he jumps onto the ropes, grabs hold of Jeff and brings him down a hard slamming DDT. Both men are down...
JT: Jesus ! Both men are down. Now, maybe, just maybe, Schitzo Tod will make the tag to Sabastian Crow.
Nikki: Sabastian Crow Is holding out his hand to Schitzo Tod, Crow wants the tag... Crow wants the tag... Tod crawls over to Sabastian Crow... Tod reaches for the tag and, WAIT A MINUTE ! Crow just pulled back !!!!
JT: Sabastian Crow just raised his hand and never made the tag. Sabastian Crow holds up his hand, high above his head, and tells Tod to tag him. Come on Crow ! This isn’t the time for games...
GP: I knew It. These two could never co-excist In the match-up.
Nikki: Jeff King Is up now, Tod Is scrambling, trying to get up to his feet, using the ropes for leverage... Jeff King charges for Tod, but WAIT ! Sabastian Crow grabs hold of Tod, just flying him up to his feet, Jeff King swings for Tod, but Tod ducks... Tod looks at Crow, Crow tags himself In and climbs to the turnbuckle...
JT: OH NO ! CROW ISN’T A HIGH FLYER !!!!
Nikki: Sabastian Crow flys off the top rope and nails Jeff King with a missile dropkick !!!
JT: Holy Shit ! How did he ever do that !?!?!?
Nikki: Ryan King Is In the ring now, but Crow hits him with a hard knock down. Jeff King charges back at Crow, but Crow hits a beautiful sidewalk slam. Sabastian Crow Is charged with energy tonight ! He really wants a piece of the Suicide Kings... especially after their comments expressed on Channel X. The Network for the IWO.
GP: Ryan King Is back up again, but Crow grabs hold of him and tosses him over the top rope. Jeff King back up again, he charges at Crow, but Crow kicks Jeff In the gut, he bounces off the side ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker. Nothing ! And for once, I’m going to enjoy saying this, nothing can take the big man down, I don’t think.
JT: Sabastian Crow grabs hold of Jeff Kings legs and applies... applies... HE APPLIES THE SUBMISSION DEATHLOCK !!!!!!! JEFF KING HAS BEEN PLACED IN THE SUBMISSION DEATHLOCK... but not for long, Ryan King just slammed a chair shot over the head of Sabastian Crow.
GP: Sabastian Crow falls over to the mat. But wait ! Schitzo Tod just made the save, double clotheslining both Jeff and Ryan King. Sabastian Crow rolls under the bottom rope, and trys to stand up on the apron... but wait ! Tod just brung Crow up and tagged himself In !!! But Tod Is already In the ring, so what the hell !!! And wait a minute... Tod goes up to Jeff King, and HITS THE TAM !!!!
JT: Not the ADD ?
GP: No ! The TAM !!!
GP: Tod goes for a cover... Jeff King Is down, Sabastian Crow Is back up... Ryan King Is trying to get up... the referee goes down...
JT:NO! RYAN KING JUST BARELY BROKE UP THE PIN! Dear god! And Ryan King is just tossed over the top by Sabastian Crow!
GP:Tod is up to his feet, as is Jeff King, and Jeff King... WHAT A TIGER 91 SUPLEX!
JT:What the hell is that?
GP:YOU KNOW! THE SUPLEX WITH THE DOUBLE BACK UNDERHOOK! AND HE BRIDGED!!!
*The Bell Rings*
(Jeff King slides out and immediatly grabs the tag team titles. They race out, as Crow returns to the ring... irate.)
GP: Wait a minute... Crow just kicked Schitzo Tod In the gut, and hits a DDT !!!! WAIT ! NOW CROW HAS TOD’S LEGS... HE’S GOING FOR IT... CROW HAS THE SUBMISSION DEATHLOCK HOOKED !!!!!!!!!!!
JT: WHAT !?!?!?!?
GP: Sabastian Crow has locked The Submission Deathlock on Schitzo Tod !!!!!
Nikki: The match Is over. So the rules aren’t needed right now. Sabastian Crow and Schitzo Tod are free from the pre-match stipulation!, and Crow Is sending a message to his own partner !!!!
JT: The referee’s finally get Crow to release The Submission Deathlock from Schitzo Tod, as Crow grabs the microphone ?
Nikki: Hmmm... wonder what this Is all about...
[ Sabastian Crow stands over Schitzo Tod. ]
Sabastian Crow: Tod ! Enemy - Partner... you may have been my Tag Team Partner... but don’t you *DARE* take my Extreme Title away from me AGAIN !!!!
Nikki: Ok ! I get It now...
JT: Yeah, me too...
Nikki: Sabastian Crow gave the punishment to Schitzo Tod, as a little payback trip for stealing his Extreme Gold last monday on Meltdown.
[ “Enter Sandman” by Metallica blares over the PA speakers as Crow Is tossed his Extreme Gold from the outside, and climbs out, walking up the rampway... ]
GP: Sabastian Crow has got his Extreme Championship belt back it seems....
[ A few referee’s are surrounding Schitzo Tod trying to get him to recover from the Submission Deathlock. ]
Nikki: What a night !!!
(We fade into the backstage area, as we see Flyer and Gunnar Smith talking?)
Flyer:Hey Gunnar, how's it gonig man?
Gunnar:Well, not so good. I've been getting really lazy on my game lately.
Flyer:Well... you know, even though I've got that big Mayhem match and want to rip Tony Davis a new one... how about me and you have a match at Mayhem?
Gunnar:You want a match with me?
Flyer:Yeah, maybe you'll get out of your funk?
Gunnar:So... a straight up technical exhibition, huh?
Flyer:Yeah, why not? We haven't seen one of those in years...
Gunnar:Sounds good, but I've got to head out... got plans for after the show...
(Gunnar leaves, as Flyer watches him go.)
GP:Flyer and Gunnar Smith?!? And Exhibition match at Mayhem! What more could happen!
GP:Let's get right into this, since we are pressed for time!
("Till hell freezes over" by D12 plays as Nuke comes out to the ring with a
crowd of cheers and fan yelling. We can see a few signs that read "NUKE#1".
Nuke comes down to the ring. He gets inside, and goes on each of the four
corners. Picking up chants.)
Meygon: First to the ring, the challenger... NUUUUKKKKEEEE!!!
(Loud cheers, until D12 fades out and "Enjoy the Silence" by Failure pops onto
the arena speakers. Simon Seaman comes out to a chrous of a mixed reaction.
Some fans scream in desperation of love for Seaman. He makes his way down
to the ring, and gets inside. He looks straight at Nuke.)
Meygon: Second to the ring. He is the IWO Unified Champion...
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
GP: Immediately they lock up. Nuke gains the upper hand and throws Seaman
into the ropes. Leap frog over Simon Seaman by Nuke. Simon goes off the other
ropes to meet a spinning heel kick from Nuke.
JT: Owch. These two are a bunch of saps. I hope they both...
GP: Nuke comes back with a second rope somersault leg drop onto the throat
of Simon Seman.
JT: ... die?
GP: Nuke pulls Simon up, but Simon hits him with a hard right sending him to
the ground. Simon goes to the ropes and does a springboard diving closeline on
Nuke as he gets up. Simon pulls him up and plants him hard with a german
suplex. Simon goes for the cover.
(1... 2... Kickout, by Nuke.)
JT: Dude, this action is too fast for me. They're already up and beating the shit
out of each other.
GP: Just listen then... Nuke get's up fast as does Seaman. Seaman grabs
Nuke and whips him into the ropes... Drop toe hold by Seaman. Seaman grabs
Nuke's face and pulls back hard giving him a crossface submission hold. Nuke
refuses to tap out. Instead, he grabs the ropes and the ref makes Seaman let
JT: Nuke pulls back up quickly and spears Seaman. He starts to beat Seaman
up... Jesus, these guys resort to the lowest means of survival.
GP: Shut up, JT. Simon pushes him off, and Nuke pulls him up by the hair,
before decking him in the face once more. Nuke goes to the top rope, and
positions himself for Nuclear Holocaust... he goes for it, but Seaman moves and
Nuke hits the mat hard.
GP: Alright, whatever you say JT. Nuke is getting up slowly, but Seaman meets
him with a closeline straight from fucking HELL! Seaman jumps on the ropes
and delivers a springboard moonsault to Nuke. Simon Seaman pins.
(1... 2... Kickout, by Nuke.)
JT: Close one. Simon rips up Nuke hard, and throws him into the ropes.
Spinebuster by Simon Seaman to Nuke. Simon goes to the top rope, and set's
GP: SILENCER! BLAM! SIMON SEAMAN JUST HIT THE SILENCER. THIS
MATCH IS OVER, SERIOUSLY. OVER!
JT: Simon Seaman pins once again.
(1... 2... 3..KICKOUT, by Nuke.)
JT: So close.
GP: Simon pulls Nuke to his feet once again, but Nuke takes him down with a
knee to the crotch. Nuke hooks both arms and nails Seaman with a double arm
DDT. and Seaman hits the mat hard.
JT: Seaman is laid out. Nuke goes to the top rope and hits a moonsault splash
off the top onto Simon Seaman. Nuke covers.
(1... 2... Kickout, by Simon Seaman.)
GP: Wait a minute. Nuke pulls Seaman to his feet, and plants him with a face
buster. Massive Retaliation!!!! MASSIVE RETALIATION! He just hit it!
(1... 2... 3!!!!)
Meygon: YOUR WINNER. AND NEW UNIFIED CHAMPION...
GP: And Nuke pulls off a fast win here tonight.
JT:Wait... Rob Kestler! He's climbing into the ring with that cheese sign! And he just nailed Nuke over the head with the sign! He's chanting Please Please No more Cheese! What the hell is going on!??
(Kestler leaves the ring, chanting about cheese still. We fade out as the scene cuts to Joey Malone at a vending machine. He pops in seventy-five cents and gets a Pepsi. He opens it, and turns to Keri Lindum, standing behind him.)
Joey Malone: Did you want one, too?
Keri Lindum: I'm perfectly okay.
(The two pause when they hear a tapping. Joey jumps, but Keri doesn't.Joey turns to Keri.)
Malone: Hey now... what's that?
Keri: It's a tapping. It's from a metal folding chair. I believe it's tan-colored.
Malone: So, where's it coming from?
(Before Keri can answer, a loud smack is heard, and it hits Malone in the back of the head, knocking him down. Keri screams upon the site of the man with the smoking gun... I mean, chair... Donnie Daze.)
Donnie Daze: Malone... you can have all of the backup in the World, but come Mayhem, I'm going to personally make you my bitch... and speaking of bitches...
(Daze turns toward Keri.)
Daze: I believe I still owe you for being responsible for Matt's broken nose...
(Daze approaches Keri, steel chair raised, ready to strike her, but Syphon Fission runs in and attacks Daze. Daze exchanges punches with Fission until the referees break it all up.)
GP: MY GOD! Daze attacked Malone, and nearly attacked Keri Lindum, too! Folks, we'll be right back!
GP: This match should be a great one we ha...what the hell are you doing JT?
[ JT is shown with his left foot in his hand, and he his actively studying his left pinky toe, while giggling. ]
GP: What the fuck are you doing?
JT: You know the pinky toe serves no purpose. Why the hell to we need a pinky toe? I think I’d be happier with only 8 toes. What’d you two think?
[ JT rubs his cheek sourly. ]
JT: Ok, I didn’t call you a bitch, I didn’t call you a slut, I didn’t look down your shirt or anything like that. How the hell did that deserve a smack!!
Nikki: That’s was the stupidest thing I’ve heard in my life.
JT: What? You really don’t need a pinky toe.
[ Nikki is getting set to raise her hand and smack him again, when...]
GP: He’s right you know.
GP: As much as I hate agreeing with the retard, he was a point. He don’t need a pinky toe.
JT: See Nikki :=P
GP: Anyway, like I was saying this match should be a good one. We have the a former 2 time IWO World Champion taking on one of IWO’s best in Shawn Arrows.
JT: Plus these 2 could be big players in the Mayhem Match later in the month. Arrows also won the main event last Takeover, showing that he has what it takes to win Mayhem as well. Is this a preview of Mayhem? Who know’s?
Nikki: You just read that off the card you fucking loser!
JT: I did not.
GP: Shut up, Meygon’s gonna announce the wrestlers.
Meygon: Weighing in at 265 pounds, and coming from Seattle, Washington, a two time IWO World Champion, the self-proclaimed “Man-O-War” himself, and one third of the Mass Media Mvement....SYYYYYYPPPPPHHHHOOOOON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSIIIOOOOOOOONN!!!!
[ “Paper Cut” by Linkin Park blast over the PA as Syphon Fission makes his way to the ring. He rolls under the ring ropes, motions to the crowd, who gives’ him a HUGE pop. ]
JT: the fans love this guy!
Meygon: Weighing in at 234 pounds, hailing from Greensboro, North Carolina, it’s...SHAAAAAAAAAAWN AAAARRRROOOWWWSS!!
[ “IronMan” by Black Sabbath hits, as Shawn Arrows runs down the ramp toward the ring. He slides into the ring, and charges at Syphon Fission, but Fission is ready, and Arrows is met with a big clothesline. ]
GP: Wow, Arrows really wanted to inflict damage on Fission early in this match up, but Fission saw it coming.
JT: That’s exactly why he’s gonna win tonight.
Nikki: Didn’t you root against him last show?
JT: Yeah and?
[ Syphon Fission pulls Arrows to his feet, and whips him into the ropes. Arrows comes bouncing back toward him. ]
GP: Fission’s looking for a clothesline here. He goes for the clothesline...no! Arrows ducks it, and delivers a neckbreaker to Fission!
JT: You’re gonna let him do that to you! Get the hell up!
GP: Fission taking JT’s advice, and bounce right back up to his feet. Syphon Fission and Shawn Arrows lock up. Fission breaks the lock up
with a knife hand chop to the chest of Arrows...kick to the gut...DDT on Shawn Arrows!
JT: Now were talking!
Nikki: Who’s talking?
JT: Shut up slut!
GP: That had to hurt.
JT: Actually I saw it coming. Anyways, Fission lifts up Arrows, and gives him a scoop slam. Fission then lands a standing elbow drop on Arrows. Fission now stomping the shit out of Shawn Arrows!
GP: It doesn’t look too good for Arrows right now. Syphon Fission brings him to his feet once more. Fission Irish whips Shawn Arrows into the ropes, but Arrows clings to the ring ropes. He seems to be catching a quick breather.
Nikki: Not for long. Syphon Fission comes charging in on him!
GP: Fission is going for a clothesline...no! Arrows dips his shoulder, and flips Syphon Fission over the ropes! Arrows then springboards on top of Syphon Fission!
Nikki: The refs starting the 10 count.
JT: Nooooo really? I had no idea. Goddamn you’re such a fucking moron.
Nikki: Kiss my ass!
JT: Really! You’d let me!!
JT: Was that a no?
GP: Geez, Nikki. Doesn’t your hand get hurt after a while.
Nikki: Actually this is one of the slower nights. My hands gets hurt the most after long pay per views.
JT: And after you give a hand job to that guy who gets rough bumps on his penis during an erection.
GP: Let’s get back to the action. While those two were talking, Syphon Fission and Shawn Arrows are exchanging blows by the crowd barricade. Arrows with a left, Fission with a right, but Arrows doges, and hits Fission with a knee to the gut. Arrows then slams Syphon Fission’s head into the guard rail repeatedly!
JT: It’s like his fucking possessed.
GP: He goes to slam Fission’s head into the rail again NO! Fission blocks it by putting out his hands on the guard rail stopping Arrows from slamming his head again. Fission lands a hard elbow to Arrows face!
Nikki: Syphon Fission is fighting back now. Fission now slams Arrows face into the crow barricade. Fission now lifts up Arrows...oh! Fission stunguns Shawn Arrows on the guard rail!
JT: You mean to tell me the ref only counted once, while Fission and Arrows were doing all this?
Nikki: Maybe his second is just really really long?
GP: What ever. Anyways. Fission lifts up Arrows from behind, and dumps him over with a reverse suplex!
JT: Yeah! Now we’re talkin’!
Nikki: Again, just who the hell is talking?
JT: Shut up Nikki. Fission now tosses Arrows back into the ring. Fission lifts up Arrows, and gives him a ring shaking brainbuster.
GP: Syphon Fission is going for the pin!
JT: 1....2....Arrows kicks out! Arrows isn’t going down that easily. Arrows is fighting back, with a series of punches to the face of Syphon Fission. Arrow’s Irish whips Fission NO! Fission reverses it, and sends Arrows into the ropes! Fission sets up for a back body drop! He flips Arrows over...but Arrows holds his balance, and lands behind Fission! He underhooks Fission’s arms, and dumps him over in a Tiger Suplex!
GP: He bridges for a pin! 1...2...Syphon Fission kicks out! Arrows lifts up Fission, and kicks him in the gut. Fission bends over in pain. Arrows puts him in standing head scissors position, and goes for a powerbomb!
Nikki: But Fission isn’t budging! Fission stands him straight, and flips Arrows over his head! Fission lifts up Arrows, and takes him to the ropes. What is he planning?
JT: I don’t know but it looks cool! Fission ties Arrows arms in the top and middle ring ropes. Arrows is tied up in the ropes! Fission the unleashes a vicious flurry chops that thunder of Arrows’ chest!
GP: He’s fucking relentless! Fission finally lets up, and undoes Arrows from the ropes. Arrows looks obviously hurt. Fission with a kick to the gut...Arrows bends over...FAME-ASS-ER ON ARROWS!! This is all over!
JT: One....Two....TH-No!! Arrows kicks out! Dammit!
GP: Fission rips Arrows to his feet, and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Fission goes to punch Arrows...no! Arrows grabs Fission by the neck!
Arrows tosses Syphon Fission into the corner he was just in. Arrows then starts shoulder thrusting Fission in the mid-section.
JT: Arrows then pulls Syphon Fission up from the corner, and whips him into the opposite corner, Fission’s back slams into the turnbuckle pretty hard. Arrows comes charging in on Fission, and nails him with a hard back elbow smash to the face of Syphon Fission!
GP: Fission might be out of it. Arrows then gives Fission a Northern Lights Suplex, and bridges with a pin! 1.....2.....NO! Fission kicks out!
JT: Arrows rips Fission to his feet. They both start brawling furiously. Fission backs Arrows into the ropes. Fission lands a stiff right to Arrows jaw! Arrows is wobbling! Fission bounces off the other side, and comes charging at Arrows with a clothesline!
GP: No! Arrows, drops, and pulls down the ring ropes! Fission spills onto the outside! Arrows goes after him with a suicide dive! NO! Fission rolls out the way!
Nikki: Fission begins to stomp down on Arrows. Fission lifts up Arrows. Fission gives Arrows a few punches to the face for good measure. Syphon Fission then Irish whips Arrows into the steel steps! NO! Arrows reverses it! Fission goes crashing shoulder first into the steel steps! That has to hurt.
JT: Thank you captain obvious.
JT: You haven’t done that in a while. Getting lazy aren’t we little slut.
JT: Oh, so you hit me again.
JT: And again!
GP: QUIT IT!! BOTH OF YOU!! Dammit guys, really. Geez. Anyway. Arrows now goes over to Fission. Arrows rips Fission to his feet, and dumps him over in a snapmare. Arrows then slams Fission’s face into the steel steps.
JT: Arrows brings Fission to his feet, and whips him into the crowd barricade. Arrows charges in on Fission with a clothesline, but Fission nails him with and elbow to the face! Arrows spins around in pain. Fission follows up with a bulldog, slamming Arrows face first into the concrete outside! Man that looked like it hurt!
Nikki: Yeah, and you call me captain obvious. You’re such a dick.
JT: Is that why you tried to wrap you lips around my head the other day?
GP: Like we didn’t see that coming. Fission lifts up Arrows, and rolls him back into the ring. Fission then gets up on the apron to enter the
ring, but Arrows is already back to his feet, and pulls Fission in over the ropes!
JT: These two are really going at it.
GP: Arrows and Fission exchange punches. Now they lock up! This is getting intense!
JT:Fission catches ARROWS LOW! DEAR GOD! FISSION HOOKS ARROWS! HE'S GOING FOR THE DEATH PENALTY! NO! ARROWS POWERS OUT OF IT, BACK BODY DROPPING FISSION!
GP:Fission lands on his feet...WAIT! IT'S ZOMBIE! DEAR GOD! HE JUST NAILED FISSION IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIN! FISSION STUMBLES OUT... Arrows turns around, and TOSSES FISSION UP!!!! ARROW-SHOT DDT! ARROW SHOT DDT!!!
Nikki:DEAR GOD! IS THIS AN UPSET IN THE MAKING! ARROWS DIVES ON TOP OF FISSION! THE COVER! ONE... TWO... THREE! SHAWN ARROWS JUST BEAT SYPHON FISSION!!!
Meygon:YOUR WINNER.... VIA PINFALL... SHAWN! ARROWS!!!!!
GP:ZOMBIE JUST HELPED SHAWN ARROWS WIN! I'M SO CONFUSED! Malone helped Zombie earlier, but Fission is Malone's friend!
JT:It's easy, Malone just wanted a shot at Daze, and Zombie was there!
GP:I still can't believe it!
JT:It's Ben Archer! Archer hits the ring, and grabs Arrows! HE HITS THE ArC!!!! THE ArC! ARCHER AND ZOMBIE ARE HAMMERING AWAY AT ARROWS AND FISSION!
Nikki:And here are the referees to break this up!
(The referee breaks it up, as the scene fades out to black.)
(The scene cuts to the back where we see a black boxish-style GMC Jimmy
pull up. The door opens and out comes a somewhat tall man with black, wavy
hair and blue eyes. He's wearing some blown out, knee-less jeans, and a boy
scout uniform, he's also carrying a bottle of bourbon. Along comes Syphon
Fission who grabs the man by the shoulder. Surpised, he whirls around to
see Syphon staring at him.)
Syphon Fission: Ready for your fight with... Potright?
Kent Anthason: Yes, I very well am. Where is he, anyhow? This is a Mass
Media Movement night, tonight. By the way, Drinks are on me after I win.
Syphon Fission: I'm game. And Potright is in his locker-room, getting
Kent Anthason: As should I be.
(The two walk to the entrance of the arena, and into the back stage.)
GP: It looks as though Kent Anthason is here, and half-way drunk off his
JT: Time for some North American title action, pitting Sam Potright against our current champ, Kent Anthason!
Meygon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the IWO North American championship! Making his way to the ring first,
from Salem, Massachusets - weighing in at two hundred and seven pounds, Sam Potriighhtt!
['Hemmorage (In My Hands)' by Fuel plays as Potright steps out onto the stage. The crowd pops wildly as pyrotechnics explode around the IWO-Tron.]
Meygon: And the challenger, he is the IWO North American champion, Kent Anthason!
[Anthason steps out onto the stage. Pyrotechnics explode and the crowd jumps to their feet, blocking out his entrance music, letting me off the
hook for not knowing the song offhand.]
Meygon: And our special guest referee, please welcome Cyanide!
["Current of Love" by David Hasselhoff hits and Cyanide steps out, dressed in his red shorts and referee shirt. He runs down into the ring and calls for the bell.]
*DING DING DING*
Nikki:Wait... where's Dane Matthews?
JT: And this matchup is underway! Both competetors showing a lot of energy so far, but Anthason is trying to turn the tables on Potright with a
strong defense... look at him block those snap jabs!
[Potright continues to weaken Kent with snap jabs, but Kent refuses to budge. He covers his face with his arms, and Sam quickly boots him in the stomach. Kent doubles over in pain, and Potright executes a facecrusher.]
GP: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. Kent Anthason is in trouble already.
[Potright continues his assault by dropping a big leg on Anthason, who lies helpless on the mat. Potright picks him up and whips him into the
ropes. Kent rebounds and walks right into Sam's tilt-a-whirl sideslam. Kent struggles to his feet, and Potright catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Sam goes to the turnbuckle, and tries for a splash, but Kent barely manages to roll out of harm's way. Potright lands hard on his left arm, and Kent tries to capitalize with a hammerlock.]
GP: Dear God...Sam Potright is writhing around on the canvas like...like...
JT: Remind you of anything, Nikki?
JT: Seesh.. it was worth a shot.
JT: Dammit, what was that one for?
Nikki: Nothing in particular.
GP: Let's get back to the action, shall we? Kent Anthason is relentless here...look at how he twists Potright's injured arm!
JT: Well, he should have known better than to try for a top rope splash on Anthason. It'll take more than that to keep him down!
[Sam Potright pulls himself to his feet, with Anthason still applying pressure to his right arm. Sam swings wildly with a left hook, but can't reach Kent. He finally reaches out for the ropes, and manages to grab hold of the middle one as he falls to the mat. Cyanide slides in just in time to catch Potright grab the rope.]
JT: Sam Potright got lucky, there. A few more seconds and he'dve tapped for sure.
[Kent and Sam lock up. Potright tries to gain an upper hand with a sleeper hold, but can't apply the pressure with his unjured arm. Kent slips
easily out and delivers a dragon suplex to Sam. Kent then goes to the top rope for a splash of his own, hits it, and goes for a cover. Cyanide starts the count.]
GP: Jeez, what a slow count!
JT: Sam Potright wisely gets that shoulder up! On his injured right arm, I might add!
[Kent gets to his feet before Sam, and begins stomping on his back, driving him back into the canvas. He drops an elbow, and picks Sam back up for a powerbomb. Potright summons up all his strength and backflips off of Kent's shoulders, kneels down, and rolls him up with a backslide.]
GP: Kickout! Fast count, too!
[Kent gets up and braces himself on the ropes. Sam charges him from behind, but Kent ducks just in time and Potright goes flying over the top.
Anthason climbs to the top rope and tries for a moonsault, but Potright slides away and Kent collides with the security railing. Sam lifts Kent with a military press and slams him down on the rail. Sam then slides Kent into the ring and goes under the apron for a chair. He slides that into the ring as well.]
GP:Damn... Matthews must be tied up with something in the back...
JT: Hey, he can't use that!
GP: I don't think he really cares. Sam wants to destroy Kent at all costs, and I don't think he's gonna stop with the rules!
JT: Yep, sure enough, here comes Cyanide to pull the chair away from Potright.
Nikki: Ooh, down goes Cyanide!
[With Cyanide temporaraly out of it, Sam starts slamming Kent in the head with the chair. Kent slumps down to the mat, and Sam lays the chair
on his stomach. He then goes to the turnbuckle and hits a double knee drop on the chair. He pulls Kent up, and turns around for the chair. Anthason hits a neckbreaker onto the chair, and drags Potright over to the turnbuckle. He jumps off the apron, threads Sam's right arm around the post, and slams it angrily into the steel. He goes for the ring steps, lays them on the injured arm of Sam, and starts jumping on it. Potright begins squirming in pain as blood seeps down his discolored arm.]
GP: I like Kent's strategy, here. Target Potright's arm, and just focus on totally destroying it. Nice.
[Kent twists Sam's wrist and pins it to the mat with the bottom of the chair. He begins stomping on Potright's exposed bicep, digging the heel of
his boot into the soft flesh of his arm. The canvas is totally soaked in Sam's blood as Kent goes to the announcer's area and grabs an extension cord. He slides back into the ring and ties a noose around Potright's neck. He ties the other end of the cord to the turnbuckle, and whips Potright in the opposite direction. The momentum of the irish whip pulls the cord tight around his neck, and he begins gasping frantically for air. Eventually, the cord snaps, and Sam crashes into the corner. Kent sets Potright up on the top rope for a hurricanrana, but Potright counters with a powerbomb off the turnbuckle. He drops a leg, and goes for a cover.]
GP: Where the hell is Cyanide!?!
JT: I guess Potright's wondering the same thing.
[Sam goes over to Cyanide and yanks him to his feet. Cyanide slowly comes to, notices the chair and blood, and goes to call for the bell. He stops midway, though, and turns back to the action.]
JT: I think Cyanide's allowing this match to continue!
[Sam whips Kent into the ropes and tries for a crossover clothesline, but Kent ducks, slips behind Potright, and hits a tiger suplex. Sam goes
down, and Kent goes for a cover.]
[A very frustrated Kent picks up Sam for a suplex. Potright reverses it into a suplex of his own. Anthason hits the mat and starts bleeding. Sam picks him up for a scoop slam, then follows it up with a snap powerbomb over the ropes onto the cold, hard cement below. Kent pops up quickly, and Sam levels him with a missle dropkick off the top rope. Anthason is shoved into the security railing, while Potright is carried over and into the crowd. He is immediatley swarmed by a few drunken fans, and struggles to climb over the barrier for air. Kent pulls himself up and is waiting to slam Potright's head into the steel. Sam's head pops back, and Kent hops up on the railing to deliver a sitdown facebuster. Potright's nose begins profusely bleeding, and appears broken. Kent DDTs Sam into the barrier, then lifts him and tosses him back into the ring. He jumps up onto the apron himself, and delivers a praying moonsault. He hooks Sam's leg for a pin.]
[Kent is clearly scathed by Potright's persistance. He hooks him for the double underhook DDT, crashes his face to the mat with a face
crusher, drops a leg on his neck, and locks in a camel clutch.]
JT: I think this is it! How much more of this can Sam take?
GP: Yeah, I must admit that the decks are stacked in favor of Kent.
GP: Oww! What the hell was that for?
Nikki: Just wanted to make sure I still had it in me.
Potright is writhing in pain from the camel clutch. Kent turns it into a camel clutch suplex. He lifts Sam up off the mat and executes a reverse DDT
drop. He goes for another cover, but Potright reverses into a knee drop. He locks in a reverse chin lock, but Kent quickly makes it to the ropes.
Potright makes it to his feet first, and tosses Kent through the ropes in a perfect hangman. While Anthason tries in vain to squirm out of the
ropes, Potright hits a leg drop, catching Kent in a guillotine. He slowly pulls the ropes from around his neck and slips out onto the cement. Sam
climbs the ropes and hits a big body splash. Kent writhes in pain as Potright continues his assault with stomps and fist drops. He rolls Anthason back into the ring, and climbs back in himself.]
JT: This keeps on getting better! This is the most brutal match I've seen in a good long while!
[Sam catches Kent in a reverse DDT, followed by a high back drop. He goes for a chokeslam, but Kent counters with a leg sweep, and a knee drop to boot. He picks him up and hits a jawbreaker, then goes for the cover.]
GP:WAIT! IT'S DANE MATTHEWS! HE HAS HANDCUFFS ON HIS HAND AND HE JUST NAILED CYANIDE WITH A CHAIR SHOT! Anthason looks up, as MATTHEWS CATCHES HIM AS WELL!
JT:Potright is groggely up, as Matthews picks him up onto his shoulders... DOWNTOWN XPLOSITION! POTRIGHT IS DOWN, and Matthews pulls Anthason on top!
GP:WHAT A FAST COUNT! I don't think Potright could have even kicked out of that at all!
Meygon:You're winner, via pinfall, and STILL, IWO North American Champion... KENT! ANTHASON!
(Matthews stares down at the wreckage as the scene fades to a commercial break)
(We zoom to the back where two bruised and beaten up men are walking down the back. Sam Potright and Kent Anthason.)
Sam Potright: ... By the way. Good match tonight, Anthason.
Kent Anthason: Not too shabby yourself. Where's Fission? I feel like some grilled steak with a side of fries. I say we go to a bar, and have a few drinks, also.
Sam Potright: He's waiting for us, and by the way... Who's this that comes to us?
(Up walks Joey Malone who greets Kent with a high-five and Potright with a slap on the back.)
Joey Malone: Nice match you meanieheads... May the Meaniehead Media Movement live on!
Kent Anthason: Want to join us for dinner later, Malone?
Joey Malone: No can do. I have other plans.
(Keri Lindum walks up, and grabs Malone by the arm, and drags him behind the two, and off to a further part of the backstage. Before Malone is completely out of sight, we hear a few choice words from Malone.)
Joey Malone (faint voice): Watch where you're going, stupid ass.
(Up toward Potright and Anthason comes Dane Matthews who bumps abruptly into Sam Potright. Sam gives him a shove as Matthews walks off.)
Dane Matthews (faint): Fucker.
Sam Potright: Same to you.
(Cyanide walks up and does the same to Anthason. Kent's taken aback by the shove, and pulls a Mass Media Movement t-shirt out of his bag and flings it at Cyanide.)
Kent Anthason: Here, you little jerk-ass. Maybe your supermodels will actually perform sexual favors for you... That is, if you wear our shirt... It looks soo good on you.
(Anthason, and Potright laugh and take off to the exit.)
JT - Yes! And this is the moment I've been waiting for ever since Zombie returned!!!! Zombie taking what is HIS, the World Title!
Nikki - I think that Donnie Daze made a huge mistake giving out this challenge. Zombie is a monster, a bully of the likes we have never seen, and Daze is a young World Champ. This could be a big error that could cost Daze his title.
GP - But also Nikki on the other hand you have to take into account why Daze might have done this. We all know he is a fabulous performer, with the capability to beat any one wrestler at any given time. This could be his real shot to solidify himself as a great IWO World Champion, by pinning the favorite, Zombie.
JT - No chance!! Daze won't be able to stand up to Zombie!
GP - I guess I could bring up the ring rust, but Zombie clearly showed he has none in his amazing match with Syphon Fission at MNM! If that match was any indication of Zombie's abilities, along with Daze's phenonmenal talents, this could end up possibly being better than MNM!
JT - ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!!
Nikki - The World Champ won't lay down that easily!!
GP - MY GOD CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY!?!? ZOMBIE, GOING FOR HIS THIRD IWO WORLD TITLE!!!! DAZE, TRYING TO SOLIDIFY HIS PLACE!!! HOSTILE TAKEOVER! ZOMBIE V. DONNIE DAZE!!! NOW~!
Ring Announcer - The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. and is for the IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(The crowd pops!)
Ring Announcer - Introducing first, the challenger!
("Come As You Are" by Nirvana hits and the fans break out into a chorous of boos!!! Zombie just runs out and for the second show in the row, decks the ring announcer! The fans are going ballistic as Zombie paces, looking around at the fans who are going crazier which each look he gives! Zombie looks really angry!)
Zombie - GET THE HELL OUT HERE RIGHT NOW PUNK! And prepare to lose that World Title!
(The fans boo! "Your Disease" by Saliva hits, DONNIE DAZE IS OUT!! HE LOOKS MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER BEFORE!! THE FANS WANT HIM TO KILL ZOMBIE! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!)
IWO World Title Match
Donnie Daze -c- v. Zombie
*DING DING DING*
And Daze knocks Zombie off his meet with a massive clothesline to start this match! Daze looks pumped! Daze kicks Zombie in the stomach area as he tries to get up, and Daze grips Zombie, charges, BULLDOG! Daze is right back up and is raining down fists on Zombie! ZOMBIE JUST PUSHES DAZE OFF OF HIM AND GETS UP PISSED OFF! Daze charges, Zombie scoops, powerslam! Zombie picks up Daze by the hair and tosses him hard into the turnbuckle! Zombie in, avalanche! Zombie grabs Daze, throws him BACK into the turnbuckle, backs up, charges, another avalanche! Daze off the turnbuckle, ZOMBIE SPEARS DONNIE DAZE FROM THE SIDE!! DAZE IS HOLDING HIS RIBS!
JT - Can't you all see?? Zombie is just too powerful for Donnie Daze! His mean streak is unparalleled!!
GP - The World Champ won't go down that easy..
Zombie is yelling at Daze to get up. Daze gets up slowly... Zombie grabs him around the ribs, lifts him up, Daze falls over, nails Zombie in the face, again, again, Zombie falls into the ropes, Daze takes himself and Zombie over the top rope with a clothesline!!! Zombie goes right onto the announce table!!
Nikki - EW EW GET HIM OFF!!
JT - KILL HIM ZOMBIE!!
Daze charges at Zombie, Zombie off the table, moves and uses Daze's speed and pushes him RIB FIRST INTO THE TABLE!!
JT - YES!!
Daze goes into the ring apron off the re-coil, Zombie grabs Daze and tosses him HARD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Daze's shoulder just slammed hard!
GP - Daze desperetley needs to get back into this match! He needs a big move to buy him some time!
Daze gets up right in front of the steel pole! Zombie charges, DAZE MOVES, ZOMBIE GOES RIGHT INTO THE POLE! A small cut is on Zombie's forehead! Zombie falls down to the mat after that hard collision! Daze rolls back into the ring, breaking the count, then rolls back out! Daze stomps on Zombie, and picks him up.. DDT ONTO THE MAT!! Daze onto the apron, to the TOP ROPE!!
GP - THAT'S SUICIDE!
DAZE OFF!! ZOMBIE GETS HIS FOOT UP AND KICKS DAZE IN THE CHIN! Daze slumps down after the impact of that collision!
Nikki - NO! I think Zombie just broke Daze's jaw!
Daze is wearily back up, as is Zombie. Zombie rolls back into the ring, Daze rolls back, Zombie down with a double ax handle. The cut on Zombie's forehead is starting to grow significantly. Zombie on top of Daze in a UFC posistion and MY GOD HE IS PUNCHING DAZE OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE FACE! DAZE CAN'T COVER UP, ZOMBIE HAS HIS KNEES ON HIS ELBOW JOINTS!!! ZOMBIE IS
POUNDING AWAY AT DAZE! THE REFEREE SUCCEEDS IN PULLING ZOMBIE OFF, BIG MISTAKE REF!
JT - Zombie was about to beat Daze and the ref screws it up! Kill him Zombie!
Zombie throws the referee between his legs! He lifts him up for a powerbomb, DAZE IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE! THE REFEREE FALLS DOWN! DAZE GRABS ZOMBIE! DDT ONTO THE CHAIR! Zombie's head bounces off the chair!
Zombie's cut is growing and blood is starting to trickle down his face! Daze runs and dropkicks Zombie in the forehead! Daze hits Zombie with a belly to back suplex! Zombie looks..
GP - ZOMBIE LOOKS DAZED AND CONFUSED!! DAZE SIGNALS FOR IT!
Daze grabs Zombie, ZOMBIE WITH A QUICK JAWBREAKER! Daze bounces off the ropes, LARIAT TO ZOMBIE! DAZE LOOKS POSSESSED! Daze whips Zombie into the ropes, Daze into the ropes as well, spinning heel kick! Donnie Daze looks like he is going to destroy Zombie and the fans are going crazy at that prospect! Daze GRIPS ZOMBIE, DONNIE DROP (INVERTED DDT)~!!! DAZE HAS GOT THE BIG MAN BEAT! DAZE HAS A LOOK OF INSANITY IN HIS EYES! HE WANTS TO PUNISH \ZOMBIE AND PROVE A POINT! DAZE TO THE TOP ROPE..
GP - OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
DAZE BLAZE~!!!!!!! (Frog Splash) DAZE GOT OFF THE DAZE BLAZE~! ZOMBIE IS LYING MOTIONLESS IN THE RING! DAZE IS CALLING FOR THE DAZED AND CONFUSED! FIRST HE GRABS A MICROPHONE!
Daze - I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION! AND NOW I WILL PROVE TO THE ENTIRE IWO THAT I WILL BE THE CHAMPION FOR AS LONG AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE BY TAKING OUT THE DEAD SACK OF SHIT!
Zombie is moving a little bit..
JT - Oh man.. Zombie is an absolute mess.. there is blood all over his face.. Donnie Daze is really roughing him up right now...
Zombie stares at his hands, which are now covered in his own blood. Zombie looks as if he is going to kill somebody. Daze moves towards Zombie, ZOMBIE RISES UP, CLOTHESLINE! ZOMBIE GRABS DAZE, TAZMISSION OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! ZOMBIE LITERALLY HAS DAZE OFF HIS FEET IN THAT MOVE! HIS LEGS ARE DANGLING IN THE AIR!!! HE IS TOSSING DAZE BACK AND FORTH!!! DAZE IS YELLING IN PAIN! ZOMBIE'S BLOOD IS SPLATTERING THE RING AS HE MOVES BACK AND FORTH!!! ZOMBIE THROWS DAZE DOWN AND KICKS HIM HARD! Zombie JERKS Daze back up by the hair and tosses him between his legs and lifts him up onto his shoulders... ZOMBIE BOMB (Awesome Bomb) OVER THE TOP ROPE THRU THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~!!!!
(GP, Nikki, and JT all fall down.. they are all trying to get up...)
GP - Hello??.. am I on?
JT - Yes I think so.. ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE JUST KILLED DONNIE DAZE!
Nikki - This is bad for Donnie Daze! He pissed Zombie off and now Zombie has got the mean streak in full effect!
Zombie slides out of the ring. The crowd is still in disbelief over what has just happened. Zombie throws Daze back into the ring and steps in over the top rope. He throws Daze between his legs, PILEDRIVER! Daze is down! Zombie covers! 1, 2, KICKOUT BY DAZE! Zombie looks a little pissed that Daze kicked out! Zombie has given Donnie Daze his all and Daze still will NOT stay down!! Daze has Zombie, OH MY GOD DAZED AND CONFUSED (INVERTED FACE BUSTER)~!!!!!!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!??! DAZE AND ZOMBIE BOTH DOWN!ZOMBIE'S FACE IS CAKED IN HIS OWN BLOOD!
GP - Pretty damn good blade job for Hostile Takeover.
Nikki - PRETTY DAMN GOOD MATCH FOR HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
Both men wearily make it up to their feet.. the fans are buzzing.. ZOMBIE GRABS DAZE, SUPERNOVA (Backdrop Driver)~!~!~! Daze is out cold and Zombie is still very weary, still feeling the affects of the Dazed and Confused! Zombie to his feet! Daze is not moving! Zombie does the crucifix! That could be the end!
JT - ZOMBIEPLEX! ZOMBIEPLEX!
ZOMBIE HAS DAZE, HE HOOKS THE LEG, ZOMBIEPLEX (Fishermans Suplex) HAS BEEN PERFORMED~! THE REFEREE GOES TO COUNT.. 1.... 2... THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!
(The lights are all out and the crowd doesn't know what to think. Even through the darkness, you can see Zombie has let go of the hold and is
yelling at the referee.)
GP - Well.. um..
("PAPERCUT" BY LINKIN PARK HITS! THE FANS LOSE IT!!!!! THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON! THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND SYPHON FISSION IS BEHIND ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!!!! ABSOLUTELY NUTS FOR SYPHON FISSION!!!!)
FISSION IS CALLING FOR ZOMBIE TO TURN AROUND!!! ZOMBIE DOES SLOWLY, AND SEES FISSION! ZOMBIE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SEEN A GHOST! SYPHON KICKS ZOMBIE IN THE GUT, DEATH PLUNGE~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! NO WAY!!! SYPHON FISSION
HAS JUST LAID OUT ZOMBIE! DONNIE DAZE CRAWLS OVER AND COVERS ZOMBIE! FISSION GRABS THE REFEREE WHO WEARILY COUNTS....
*DING DING DING*
Ring Announcer - HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND *STILL*
(CROWD POPS, yet Boos as well!?!!)
Ring Announcer - IWO WORLD CHAMPION, DONNIE DAZE!!!!!!
Winner - Donnie Daze
GP - SYPHON FISSION JUST COST ZOMBIE HIS SHOT AT WINNING THE WORLD TITLE!!!
JT - FUCK THAT, SYPHON FISSION JUST COST ZOMBIE THE WORLD TITLE! SYPHON ESCAPES THRU THE CROWD! DONNIE DAZE IS LEAVING WITH THE TITLE IN HAND! DAMMIT! ZOMBIE HAD HIM!
Nikki - Zombie and Syphon Fission hate each other! This could be a fued for the ages! Zombie, the greatest heel, and Syphon, the greatest face!
GP - Donnie Daze, the IWO World Champ, is vidicated! He has silenced all critics by defeating Zombie here, even if it was by interference, he still
defeated the big man! Donnie Daze may have just solidified his place as a great World Champ! Only time will tell!
(Zombie is in the ring.. and he is just starting to move.. he is covered in blood.. he looks around and the fans are laughing at him!! Zombie looks
pissed!! The fans are actually laughing at him! Zombie is on his feet and he DECKS THE REFEREE!! Zombie slams his fist angrily into the top turnbuckle several times in frustration!!)
JT - This could be the most frustrated Zombie has ever been with an opponent!
(The fans chant "SYPHON SYPHON" as Zombie's face becomes angrier and angrier.. the camera fades to black)
(WAIT! THE CAMERA'S BACK!!!!)
GP: WAIT! HERE COMES JOEY MALONE! MALONE IS RACING DOWN TO MEET DONNIE DAZE!
JT: Uh oh!
(Malone gets in the ring and attacks Donnie Daze, knocking him into the corner.)
GP: Malone is beating Daze in the corner with right hands and knife edge chops! Daze is being knocked silly! BUT WAIT! JOEY LEGION JUST SMASHED MALONE WITH A STEEL CHAIR! DAZE GRABS MALONE! DAZED AND CONFUSED! DAMMIT!
JT: See how EASY it is!?
GP: Yeah, easy when your manager attacks your opponent from behind with a steel chair!
Nikki: Keri's getting in the ring to check on Joey, but... HEY!
GP: What!? DAMN HIM! DONNIE DAZE JUST GRABBED KERI! DAZED AND CONFUSED TO KERI LINDUM! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED FUCK *IS* DONNIE DAZE?!
JT: I don't know, but I like it!
(Daze, Legion, and Senate leave the ring, before Joey Malone gets up and takes a wild, desperate swing at Daze, which misses by a mile and sends Joey back down on the mat. Malone crawls over to Keri to check on her.)
GP: Folks, we're out of time!
(Scene fades with Legion and Senate standing on either side of Donnie Daze, who wears a sick, demented smile on his face... Daze holds the title up to the camera, and groggily remains on his feet, as Senate and Legion help him keep his composure.)