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Hostile Takeover 3/9/01
Life from Rhode Island
Main Event
Tag Team Matchup
0¿0, Joey Malone and Donnie Daze vs. Dane Matthews, Walter and Kevin Martin
Recently, Fission has wanted to take some time off from IWO television, even though he never told me. Now, Team CGI will square off agains the World Champion and his "cronies," the Super Martin-O Bros. It'll be a good match.

Sam Potright vs. Spaz
Spaz recently restarted the tag team Spaz Event, and are looking for tag team glory. Now, Spaz and Potright, singles wrestlers by trade, will square off for pride inside the tag team division.

Adam Wars & Simon Seaman vs. Ben O'Connor & Erik Blake
Wars has recently won the Pacific Championship, as Seaman and O'Connor have seemed to have a small feud. Blake seems to be improving his position inside the federation, and we'll see what these men can do in a tag team matchup.

Television Title Match
Sephiyra Reign vs. Ben Archer -c-
Reign won a shot at the title last week at Hostile Takeover, and shall recieve his shot this week. It'll be intresting how Archer responds to Reign's actions on Takeover from Boston.

Barbed Wire Ropes
Jeff King vs. Sabastian Crow
Crow seems to be on a tear, and ever since King lost his tag team partner, he seems to be losing his edge. Now, these two men will battle in the confines of a barbed wire ring.
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(We simply see the IWO logo fade onto the screen three times, the third time sparking into flames.
"Burn Hollywood Burn" by Public Enemy is heard softly in the background as we see an image of Dane Matthews and Evan Levine delivering a Spike Piledriver on Syphon Fission from numerous different angles. We slowly scan into the menaical grin that crosses the face of Evan Levine, as we switch settings into the office of Evan Levine. He seems to have a phone on his ear, as he's talking to someone.)

President Levine:Ah... that's beautiful to hear. It's music to my ears. So, what's going on? You won't be out here till later?... So, you'll be here for the Main Event, right?... Okay, good. See you then Matthews.

(Levine hangs up the phone onto his desk.)

President Levine:Time to inform Parker of this.. Awh man this is huge.

(All of a sudden, Vice President Ford busts into the office of Levine. He seems to have a few papers in his hand.)

VP Ford:Levine, what the hell was that stunt about on Friday?!? You pratically destroyed the career of our biggest wrestler!

President Levine:Biggest? Maybe the biggest PAIN IN OUR ASS! Come on Ford, you know what Syphon was like to work with, aren't you glad that Fission is gone!

VP Ford:What an assinine comment... Levine, I'm sick of this. You think you can go around running things without consequences. Tonight, the Kharma hits you Levine...

(Ford leaves Levine's office, and slams the door behind him. Levine leans on his desk as his strokes his chin.)

President Levine:Damn, what the hell is his problem...

(Levine walks behind his desk as we fade out of his office. We fade into the arena, as we see screaming fans, pyro, and tons of loudness. Then, we hear "You Gotta Lick it" by 20 Fingers, as the crowd immediatly stops doing what their doing. It seems like the entire arena has come to a stand still, minus a couple people in the distance crowd. Eventually, that's cut off as we hear "Coma America" by Amen cut it off. Almost immediatly the crowd begins to rock once again, as we fade the camera all the way over to Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki, each eloquantly dressed.)

GP:Fans, Hostile Takeover has already started at a boiling point. We all saw the image of Fission's head connecting with that steel chair, and it sickens me. It tears at my stomach that our president would even attempt something like that to our brightest young star.

JT:Brightest? No offense Parker, but he DID lose to Dane Matthews, Mine, and YOUR World Champion.

Nikki:Get over it JT. He had to use two cronies in the Super Martin-O Bros. to get the job done. He's not a true champion, he's just a scared man who screwed over the World Champion!

JT:I can't believe you'd say that about Your World Heavyweight Champion!!!

*Smack*

Nikki:He's not my World Champion...

JT:He has to be, he has the belt you slut!

*Smack*

("I am Your Boogieman" by White Zombie begins to play over the pa system, as the fans immediatly begin their boos. President Evan Levine walks out from the back wearing an armani suit and carring a briefcase. He seems to be dressed as a respectible member of the executive office, as he slowly makes his way down to the ring.)

President Levine:I've got great news for you fans, live here in Rhode Island... News that will delight, and entertain each and every one of you!

(Levine climbs into the ring, and begins to pace.)

President Levine:Fans, I can't believe it myself, but the Doctor's have told me, that Syphon Fission's career, may very well be over! Well, I can actually believe it, because Matthews can deliever one hell of a piledriver on that rat bastard!

(The fans immediatly begin to boo, and throw things into the ring. Levine is hit in the head with a soda cup, as Levine immediatly walks out of the ring, and over to where this happened.)

Levine:That's it! I can't believe the disrespect you Rhode Islanders have! I want whoever did that to step up to the front here, and take what's coming to them like a man!

(Levine waits, and waits.)

Levine:Come on, I've got a show to run you jerk.

(Levine waits some more, and then gets impatient.)

Levine:That's it. All of you Rhode Islanders are the same, just having a yellow streak down your back...

(All of a sudden, Levine is grabbed by the hair from behind. Levine of course lets out a cry of help, as we see...)

GP:JOEY MALONE! JOEY MALONE HAS PRESIDENT EVAN LEVINE BY HIS HAIR! WHAT IN DEAR GOD DOES HE HAVE PLANNED!

(Malone grabs Levine and rolls him into the ring, and follows him in as well. Donnie Daze comes out from the crowd as well, along with the Mysterious Birdman, as the three remaining members of Team CGI surround President Levine.)

Malone:Levine, you meanie-head, how can you say such bad things about Syphon! It's not right!

Daze:After he did so much for you!

Levine:What the hell are you talking about! He tried to ruin me! He tried to destroy me!

0¿0:That's enough out of you Levine. KWAH!

Malone:We're going to show you exactly what it's like to mess with Team CGI. You're a meanie-head!

JT:And there's Malone's IQ, the equilivant of a three year old...

(Malone turns around the points towards JT.)

Malone:I heard that!

JT:I didn't say anything!

Malone:Maybe you did... maybe you didn't...

(Malone turns back over to Levine.)

Levine:Won't someone please save me!

(No answer.)

Levine:Damnit that's your CUE!

(We fade to the backstage area, as we see the Super Martin-O. Bros' tied up in a chair, gagged, and forced to watch 60 minutes. The camera fades back into the ring, as Levine begins to try to find a way out of his current predicament.)

Levine:Team CGI... you can't possibly think about hitting your boss, can you!?!

(Malone and Daze look at each other, and then nod a meniacal smile, much like Evan was doing on Monday.)

Levine:Uh.... uhh... if you touch me tonight, I will fire each and every one of you.

(Daze and Malone back off, as Levine gets back to his feet.)

Levine:That's right! I'll FIRE you!

(Malone shrugs, as he immediatly decks Levine with a right hand.)

GP:NO! MALONE JUST KNOCKED DOWN THE PRESIDENT! DEAR GOD!

JT:MALONE'S A TOTAL IDIOT!

(Malone grabs Levine, and slams him down. The Birdman holds him down, as Daze and Malone climb up parrallel turnbuckles. They fly off, Daze hitting a frogsplash, and Malone nailing the Diving headbutt.)

GP:ISP! ISP! ISP! They just nailed the President with ISP! DEAR GOD!

(CGI gets to their feet, and raises their hands to the crowd. They leave, proud of their work, as the crowd gives them an ovation.)

**Commercial Break**

GP:Can you believe what we just saw! We just saw Team CGI risk their career to nail President Evan Levine with the ISP!

(We see footage of Malone and Daze connecting with ISP in slow motion, as the announcers commentate, like they should.)

JT:It's insane! There's no way Malone and Daze and the Birdman can get away with this! No way!

[We go backstage and find a Limo pulling up to the arena. Getting out of it is "Angelic" Sephiya Reign, Mari Racy, Fyre, and Tony Capone. They begin walking towards Sephiya Reign's dressing room.]

Tony: Hey, so this is what it's like to be backstage at an IWO event!

Fyre: Feels good!

Sephiya: Yeah well we're going straight towards my dressing room.

[As they walk, Mari in the arms of Sephiya, and Fyre and Tony walking behind them respectively, they pass by the Super Martin Brothers, still tied up and forced to watch Sixty Minutes.]

Tony: Hey it's the super cult of the IWO!

[They all stare at Tony, almost begging them for help. Sephiya and the gang just continue walking.]

Tony: Those punks.

[They reach Sephiya's dressing room and see a note on Sephiya's dressing room door. It reads: "I hope you're ready "Angelic" one because soon your downfall will come and you won't be so cocky". Sephiya finishes reading it and balds it up and throws it away. He slams the door open and throws him bags in there.]

Sephiya: ALL OF YOU STAY IN HERE!!!

[Sephiya walks out, as we fade back into the ringside area.]

GP: What the hell is that all about?

JT:No time to dwell on it Parker, we've got hot high paced action to get to!

GP:That's right. Jeff King and Sabastian Crow are set to get it on ladies and gentlemen in a few monents but right now let's talk about our predictions!

JT:Why?

GP:Time filler...

JT: Oh... in that case. Sabastian Crow all the way man!!! He's gotta be the top rookie in this federation today... In fact I wouldn't even consider him a rookie anymore!

Nikki: That's true, he's an IWO Superstar... but so is Jeff King and I have to go with him in this match.

JT: Yeah right, you just wanna be his queen that's all.

*Slap*

GP: Damn Nikki will you EVER get tired of doing that?

Nikki: Probably not.

GP: *Sigh*

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Barbed Wire Ropes match scheduled for 1 fall... Introducing first...

['King Nothing' Metallica plays as Jeff King makes his way out towards the ring area and slides in under the ropes in order to not cut himself from the barbed wire.]

Ring Announcer: He is..... JEFF KIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!

JT: There's your boyfriend Nikki.

Nikki: Shut up.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent...

["Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays, Sabastian Crow makes his way out towards the ring as he also slides in under the ropes carefully watching Jeff King.]

JT:People must love that Metallica. Man, Metallica so is overrated nowadays....

Ring Announcer: Here is.... SABASTIAN CROOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JT:Cock-masters...

*DING DING DING*

GP: And we're ready to get this match underway!

[Crow and King circle around each other in what looks like a feeling out process. Neither wants to get too close to that razor sharp Barbed Wire that the ropes is infested with. Finally, they lock up as Sabastian Crow overpowers Jeff King to start the match up and shoves him into the ropes.]

JT: Ouch he shoved him into the Barbed Wire!!!

[Jeff King is clinching his back in pain as he charges Sabastian Crow and goes for a clothesline... Crow ducks and swings wildly at King, King ducks that as well and begins Jabbing at Crow. He sends him into the corner turnbuckle and follows with a flying body splash.]

Nikki: Go King go! Go king go!

GP: Remembering the days of High School cheerleading are we Nikki?

Nikki: Hey, I was the head cheerleader!

JT: Why cause you gave the best head?

*Slap*

JT: Dammit!

[King has Crow in the corner and beings kicking and stomping on him, Crow gets a burst and starts to fight back. Crow with repeated right hands to the jaw of King and kicks him in the gut followed by a DDT!!!! Crow make a quick cover! 1............2......... kickout!]

GP: Crow only manages a two count on King in the first cover of the match.

JT: Give him 30 more seconds and the match will be over garunteed!

[Crow grabs Jeff King and executes a Vertical Suplex. Crow is not going towards the top rope.]

JT: Uh ohh high flying time!

[King back up and he goes over to shake the ropes.]

JT: AAHAHAHA!!! King just cut his hands!!! He forgot the ropes were covered in barbed wire!!!

[Crow jumps off the ropes laughing.]

GP: I'll bet Sabastian did that strategically!!!

JT: Your damn right he did Sabastian Crow is the man!!!!!

[Crow grabs Jeff King and tries to whip him back into the barbed wire ropes but King holds on and whips Crow into it... Crow's back goes baraging into the ropes as Crow falls to the outside of the ring screaming.]

GP: Damn that was heinus!!!

JT: It's part of the match Greg! Look at Jeff King now! He's on the top ropes!

[Jeff King is on the top ropes and jumps off and does a Sky Twisting Moonsault and nails Sabastian Crow.]

GP: A SKY TWISTING MOONSAULT!!!!! THAT WAS AN AMAZING LOOKING MOVE BY JEFF KING!!!!!

[Both men are laying on the ground as the ref begins the 10 count.]

GP: This may end in a draw.

Nikki: I hope not that would be disappointing.

[Jeff King is moving first and helps tosses Crow back into the ring. King gets on the top rope again and waits for Crow to stand upright and nails a Missle Dropkick.]

JT: Missle Dropkick!!!

[King covers Crow... 1.................2..............3NO!!!!!! Crow kicked out!!!! King can't believe it he thought that he won!!!]

Nikki: Aww come on that was three!!!!!!!

JT: No it wasn't the ref said two!!! HAHA!!!!

*Slap*

JT: This is ridiculous!

[Jeff King gets Sabastian Crow up and has him in position for a Piledriver... He attempts to get him up but can't at first. He nails Crow in the back with a couple of shots and tries again and gets him up and spikes him down.]

GP: GOOD GOD A SPIKED PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeff King make the cover... 1.............2.................3!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!! Crow got a shoulder up.]

Nikki: NOW THAT HAD TO BE A THREE COUNT!!!!

GP: NO IT WAS TWO AND SEVEN EIGHTHS!!!!!

[King is livid and is arguing with the ref. Crow comes up from behind and gives King a low blow. Then he grabs King and whips him into the barbed wire ropes again but Jeff King cleverly jumps over the ropes but lands on the apron outside of the ring chest first.]

GP: Smart move by Jeff King!

JT: Dumb move by Jeff King!!!

[Crow goes outside and grabs Jeff King and rams his head into the steel pole. Then he runs him into the steel ring steps. The ref signals to get the match back in the ring. Back in the ring Sabastian Crow is yelling to the crowd
that it's about to be over.]

GP: LOOK!!!!!

[Donnie Daze runs from backstage and gets into the ring with his Extreme Title and nails Sabastian Crow with it. The ref calls for the bell as Daze begins stomping away on Sabastian Crow.]

*DING DING DING*

GP: DONNIE DAZE JUST ANIALATED SABASTIAN CROW WITH THAT BELT!!! SABSTIAN CROW WINS BY DISQUALIFICATION!!!!!

JT: HA! Told you he was gonna win!

*Slap*

GP: Damn Nikki again?

Nikki: He's annoying.

GP: GET SOMEONE OUT HERE FOR CROW! GET SOMEONE OUT HERE DAMNIT!

[We fade from the action to see Johnny Shallow about to go and conduct an interview when Sephiya Reign burst on the scene.]

Sephiya: Gimme the damn mic! Ben Archer, Ryan Remedy! I know you're listening, if one of you two were the ones who left that message then YOU... better be the ones ready because I will MURDER YOU!!!! And if it were
someone else... Then you better hope to GOD... that I don't find out who... it... WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sephiya walks away.]

*Commercial Break*

GP:Sabastian Crow was taken from the ring after the last matchup when Daze hit him with his extreme title. He seems to be losing a fairly large amount of blood...

(We see footage of Daze hammering Sabastian Crow with the Extreme title.)

JT:How did Sabastian Crow win a Barbed Wire Extreme match by Disqualification?

GP:I have no clue JT, but if he didn't win it that way, I doubt that he would have been able to continue in the first place...

(We fade into the backstage area, as we see Levine holding his head, and Discord is shown taping his ribs.)

President Levine:I can't believe Team CGI would actually have the guts to do something like that, when I warned them all that they would be fired! Get me their contracts, I'm going to rip them up right in front of the world! Right here! Right now!

(The door bursts open, as VP Ford walks through the door.)

VP Ford:You can't do that Levine, because it would destroy the company. Have some god damn sanity man! Malone, Daze, and the Birdman are top draws, you can't just destroy Team CGI with the rip of a paper, it's be company suicide!

President Levine:And what do you think we should do Mr. Ford! You think they should be rewarded for hitting an authority figure? You don't think they wouldn't hit you if they got the damn chance you moron!

VP Ford:I'm not saying that punishment isn't an option, but give them a chance... and that's my vote, a simple chance.

President Levine:Fine, Tonight, main event, if Team CGI loses, they lose their jobs, you got that? Do you have any ounce of pride in yourself, you'll agree with me, and get out of my sight. I am a busy man.

(VP Ford leaves, as he closes the door behind him. We fade into a scene earlier today.)

***Earlier Today***

Earl: Hey Larry! Get a load of this!

Lary: What?

Earl: A giant egg! The Bos says we have to deliver it to the arena in Rhode Island!

Lary: Which arena?

Earl: I don't know, the only one there *is* in Rhode Island...

**Cuts to later on**

0¿0: What?! What do you mean a giant egg! No, I don't want to go with MCI Long Distance... Why? Do I really have to answer that? Put that guy back on the phone... Yes, I'll hold.

-20 min. later-

0¿0: Okay, I'm hanging up... Enough waiting, what? YES! Finally, some service! Kaw? NO! I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LONG DISTANCE!

(Birdman Hangs up the phone.)

0¿0: This can only mean one thing... The giant egg is here, an there is no time to waist!

**Commercial Break**

GP:This has been one crazy night. Some maniac cut into our production crew and showed footage about some sort of Giant Egg.

JT:It makes no sense, but then again, does the IWO ever make sense anymore?

GP:Couple that with the fact that Team CGI tonight will be fighting for their jobs, for their careers, the last break has been monumental!

Nikki:Yeah, Levine and Ford agreed that Team CGI will be forced into a situation where they could be fired. We could no longer see 0¿0, Donnie Daze, or Joey Malone on IWO television!

GP:Team CGI, a prolifict tag team, could be destroyed...

Nikki: What a segway right into a match of tag team wrestlers battling in singles competition!

JT: We've got battles of the tagteams here, battle of the faggots, and battles of former champions..And a current World tag champ..

GP: That's right! This match is going to have it all right here..It should be better than it looks on paper..Because, on paper it looks like ONE shitty match! Both men haven't been doing much around the IWO lately, and we're
hoping to see one of the two men make a rather large comeback soon.

Nikki: Let's go to Meygon..

Meygon: Introducing first..The challenger..SPAZ!

{Spaz begins walking down towards the ring, but before he can get there Sam Potright meets him and bulldozers him down!}

JT: The match has begin! And Potright takes Spaz out with a Chairshot to the head! What a way to start off a match! BIG CHAIR ShOT! Ouch! That's going to hurt! Pothead is now stabbing away at Spaz with the chair..He's just poking at him like he's some sort of helpless bastard! Go! Yeah!

GP: This is horrible! Potright's just beating away on Spaz and the match hasn't even started yet! Potrights got Spaz by the hair, and he's DRAGGING Spaz down towards the ring..He rolls Spaz in and the match is FINALLLY
beginning!

[Ding]
[Ding]
[Ding!]

Nikki: And the match is finally under way! We've got Potright exchanging lefts and rights onto Spaz, who's just lying there like some helpless slob..Potright throws Spaz into the corner..

JT: RUNNING HURRICANRANA FROM THE TURNBUCKLES! Holy Shit! DId you see that? Potrights whooping some MAJOR ass right here and Spaz is taking it like the bitch he is!

GP: WHat's this? Potrights on the topropes.. TORN POINT! OH GOD! NO DAMNIT! Spaz moved out of the way! and Potrights now lying there on the canvas, while Spaz is slowly getting up..Spaz might FInALLY be able to take some kind of advantage after this mistake by Potright..

Nikki: Spaz, is finally up! Yes! Leg drop onto Potright..Spaz is back up..SPAZZED OUT! SPAZZED OUT ONTO POTRIGHT! OH MY HOLY KAGEEZZEZ LORDY ALMIGHTY! SPAz mADE AN OFFENSIVE MOVE IN THIS MATCH!

JT: Whoa! That's a first! but, the MORONS not going for the cover..What the hell's wrong with him? What's he doing? He's on the topropes...SUICIDE! NOOO!

GP: OH MY GOD! SWANTON BOMB! Potrights done!

Nikki: SPAZZED OUT! ONE MORE TIME! SPAZ HAS JUST HIT ANOTHER SPAZzED OUT! THIS IS CRAZY! HE'S GOT THIS MATCH WON!

JT: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!YESSSS! HES DONE
IT! SPAZ HAS BEATEN SAM POTRIGHT!

[Commercial Break]

GP:Spaz has shown that he's ready to take the tag team titles away from Potright and Gunnar Smith, and I wouldn't doubt that to happen very soon.

(A replay clip of Spaz hitting Spazzed out on Sam Potright is shown.)

JT:With that said, I think we've got something huge comin' up next?

GP:Our television title match should getting under way, as the talented Ben Archer defends against Sephiyra Reign!

Nikki: Both the competitors in this match are quite talented.

JT: Yep, I'll be sure and tell them... Well it should have been here earlier!

GP: Have you notice anything... *odd* about JT?

Nikki: Odd? Well, you could say that...

JT: NO!!!! THERE COMMING NOW?! BUT BUT BUT!

GP: You know, he really needs to get some help...

JT: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISTER DELROY! I AM VERY UPSET!

Nikki: JT...

JT: SO THEN YOU- WHAT?! STOP THEM!

Nikki: JT!!!!

JT: FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

**SLAP**

JT: owie! What was that for?

GP: You were talking to yourself again... We have a match comming up JT, you just can't do that!

JT: I wasn't talking to myself.

Nikki: Sure JT... I know...

JT: Really, two guys from the crew are hauling something down here, and I
told the manager of thier department to wait.

GP: Nice story JT... You should add in to that book we talked about.

JT: The one where I put all my deranged thoughts?

GP: Yep, that's the one!

JT: Look Greg, Nikki, you don't have to believe me. But-

Nikki: Okay.

GP: No problem.

JT: :-(

GP: TIME FOR THE MATCH!

(Suddenly, out of the curtains, comes two big guys. They are carrying a giant egg down to the side of the entryway.)

JT: SEE! I TOLD YOU!

GP: What the hell?

Nikki: This wasn't scheduled to happen!

JT: They said they were late, there's actually more then one arena in Rhode Island.

GP: Wow...

(Cut to The Mysterious Birdman 0¿0. He is watching the men bring down the
egg.)

0¿0: So, it is time... Better get on the phone. I just need to dial down the
center. One Eight Hundred, Go Pat Go... Yes, i'd like to speach with Pat
Buchanon please... Tell him it's the bird... I DON'T CARE IF HE'S PLANNING
OUT A CAMPAIN STRATEGY! HE'LL NEVER WIN! JUST GET HIM ON THE
PHONE! Hello Pat? Birdman.. Yep.. It's time.

(We cut back to the announcers, who are just shocked.)

Nikki:What the (Censored) is this!

JT:It's a huge Egg Nikki!

GP: I guess we're just going to have to ignore it as best we can... because we have to keep the show going. Meygon is about to do ring intros!

Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is set for one fall and is for the IWO Television Championship! On his way to the arena at this time, the challenger, he is Sephiyra Reign!!!

("Oochie Wally" by QB's Finest f/ Bravehearts plays as Reign makes his way out.)

GP: Sephiyra is looking way pumped for this match. He's been working his ass off and is really looking to grab his first title here in the IWO.

Meygon: And his opponenent, he is the your IWO TELEVISION CHAMPION! HERE IS...BEN ARCHER!!!!

JT: And look at this! Ben Archer comes flying into the ring and this match is underway! Archer grabbing Reign from behind and tosses him to the ropes. Reign was caught off guard and is nailed with a clothesline. Reign back
up..ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!

Nikki: Ben Archer is not ready to lose this title tonight. He's worked his ass for as champion. Archer now grabbing Reign by the hair and sets him up for a german suplex and nails it! Archer covers!

ONE!

TW-NOPE! Not even close.

GP: Reign isn't going down that easy. All that training just paid off right there. Archer still in control as he applies a headlock on Reign. Reign ducks out of it..shoves Archer into the ropes and hits him with an elbow in
the chin! Ouch! Archer is grabbing his chin in pain!

JT: Reign has turned this match around now as he begins stomping on Archer's chest. Reign now lifting Archer to his feet. He lifts Reign up and Piledriver! That could be all! But Reign doesn't make the cover just yet.

Nikki: Reign wants to insult the TV Champion with more injuries. Reign lifts Archer to his feet, sends him to the ropes and hiptosses him to the corner.

GP: Reign is going up top now! Archer is lying motionless in the corner! REIGN AIMS FOR A SWANTON BOMB!!

JT: NO!! ARCHER MOVED! ARCHER MOVED! BOTH MEN LYING ON THE MAT NOW! The ref is counting both men down!

Nikki: Reign slowly getting to his feet now...Reign on his feet now BUT OUT OF NOWHERE BEN ARCHER RUNS AT REIGN AND HITS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! ARCHER FALLS ONTO REIGN!

ONE!!

TWOOO!

THRNO! REIGN JUST BARELY GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! SO CLOSE!

GP: Archer struggling to his feet now! I think he thought he had this one won! Wait! He's motioning for the Career Killer! He sets him up...!

JT: WAIT! REIGN REVERSES IT! CAREER KILLER ON ARCHER! REIGN JUST USED ARCHER'S OWN FINISHER ON HIM!! REIGN WITH THE COVER!

ONE!

TWOO!

THREENO! OH MY GOD! SO CLOSE! ARCHER JUST KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN FINISHER!!

Nikki: Reign is now the frustrated one as he lifts Archer onto the top turnbuckle! Superplex on Archer! That's gotta be it! The cover!

ONE!

TWOO!

THRENO! ARCHER KICKED OUT AGAIN!

GP: What's it going to take to put Ben Archer down for the 3 count? Reign has did everything possible to Ben Archer!

JT: Reign now in total control as he lifts Archer for a scoop sla...oh wait! BEN ARCHER WITH A REVERSAL ON REIGN INTO A SMALL CRADLE!! THE COUNT...

ONE!

TWOO!

NO!

GP:Reign got a shoulder up! Both men back to their feet... ARCHER HOOKS REIGN! CAREER KILLER ON REIGN! CAREER KILLER ON SEPHIYRA REIGN!!!!

JT:DEAR GOD! REIGN WAS PLANTED!

Nikki:Wait! Fyre is up on the apron, and Archer directs his attention over to Fyre, and the referee is trying to get Fyre down!

GP:Reign is slowly up, and sees Archer and Fyre yelling at one another. Reign sneaks up from behind... FULL NELSON!

JT:HOSTILE INTENTIONS! SEPHIYRA REIGN PLANTED BEN ARCHER INTO THE MAT! FULL NELSON FACE BUSTER! AND REIGN COVERS!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

Meygon:Your winner, and NEW, Television Champion... Sephiyra, Reign!!!

(Sephiyra Reign is handed the television title as he celebrates with his "posse." Archer gets to his feet, and immediatly become enraged. Archer immediatly races outside and grabs a chair, as he eyes up Reign.)

GP:ARCHER! REIGN TURNS RIGHT INTO THE SHOT OF A LIFETIME BY BEN ARCHER! ARCHER JUST KNOCKED REIGN OUT COLD!

JT:Archer is pissed as all hell, and Reign is bleeding like crazy! Archer swings at the rest of Reign's group, but they all fly out of the ring!

Nikki:And here comes the men in strip suits! Fans! We've got to get to a break!

**Commercial Break**

(We fade back into the ringside area.)

GP:Well, fans, we just saw one hell of a television title matchup, as Ben Archer lost his belt to Sephiyra Reign. Archer didn't take very well to it, but then again, he was screwed out of the belt.

JT:He lost it fair and square Greg!

(We see footage of Archer with the career killer, and then Reign hitting the Hostile Intentions on Archer, with Fyre on the apron. The camera cuts to backstage, in VP Ford's office. VP Ford is reading a magazine article on the IWO. Suddenly, the Insane One, AWS Man (also known as Bill) walks in. Whistling, he casually walks over to Ford's desk, opens one of the drawers, and starts to reach for his pants.)

Ford : Hey, what are you doing?!

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : (Looking up and glancing around) Hey, VP freakin' Ford! What are you doing reading in the bathroom?

Ford : This is my office.

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Why would you want your freakin' office to be in the bathroom?

Ford : It's-

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Wait, nevermind, I don't really wanna know. Whatever freakin' floats your boat. But while you're here, I think I should talk to you about these new urinals. They don't freakin' seem too sanitary.

Ford : That's not a urinal, that's my desk!

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : So where are the freakin' urinals?

Ford : In the bath- in the tile room with the stick picture of a guy over the door.

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Oh, O-freakin'-K.

(The Insane One starts to leave.)

Ford : Wait a sec, I've been meaning to talk to you about something.

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : I get paid entirely in freakin' porn now?

Ford : No, we've discussed this, it's not gonna happen. Besides, you might like this better.

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Better than freakin' porn? Blasphemer!

Ford : Ok, just listen. Now, as you know, there wasn't technically a winner to the Broken Hearts, Broken Bones main event, because I wasn't a legal referee. That means that you never got a title shot with a decision, which is what you earned by winning the Conspiracy Theory. I can set it up so you get a World title shot sometime in the near future.

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : So let me get this freakin' straight ... Mrs.Doubtfire was a MAN?!

Ford : What? No ... well, yeah, but what I was saying is that you can get a World title shot soon!

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Wow, that just freakin' sounds neato-sweeto, but I don't think so.

Ford : You don't want a World title shot?

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : No, if it's freakin' OK, I'd like to trade that shot in for a Magic Box With Tiny Moving People In It title shot.

Ford : A what?

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : You know, the one that Blade seemed to freakin' like.

Ford : Oh, you mean the TV title?

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Yeah, I guess you could call it that.

Ford : You want ... a TV title shot ... over a World title shot?

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Yeah, why the freak not? It's a lateral move,isn't it?

Ford : Um ... yeahhh. OK, I think that could be arranged.

AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Freakin' non-warm beans. SOUTH CAROLINA FREAKIN' SUCKS!

(The Insane One wanders aimlessly out the door, as Ford shakes his head and goes back to reading.)

JT:AWS Man(Also Known as Bill) is a stupid idiot. A Television title instead of the World Title?

GP: Let's just move on... this night is giving me a headache... Up next people, we have an outstanding match lined
up for you, tell ‘em Nikki...

Nikki: Thats right GP, because up next, we will see the team of Simon Seaman and Adam Wars taking onthe team of Ben O’ Connor and Erik Blake...I’m just wondering if Ben and Erik can coexists for this thing to continue.

JT: Yeah, that is a huge question but if this tag unit of Seaman and Wars works together pretty good, then we could also be seeing a new tag team hit the IWO ?

GP: Thats ridiculous JT!!, Simon Seaman would never full time tag up with Adam Wars. That would be
harder than seeing Sabastian Crow and Donnie Daze
coexists full time.

Nikki: Haha, now that was a mistake from the
start...

[ After a few minutes of waiting period, Simon Seamons music hits the speakers as the fans give a mixed reaction, Simon steps from behind the IWO curtain and walks down the rampway... ]

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, one half of our first tag team tonight.....SIMON SEAMON!!!!

[ Following Simons music, the music of Adam Wars starts playing over the speakers as Adam Wars comes from behind the curtains and walks down the stage ramp... ]

Ring Announcer: And his tag team partner for tonight...introducing to the ring, ADAM WARS!!!!!

[ Both Simon Seamon and Adam Wars stand in the ring, side by side, as they await their opponents... ]

JT: The newest IWO tag team is standing right there baby!!

Nikki: Oh whatever JT!!

[ Now, the music of Erik Blake starts playing over the speakers as Erik comes out to a serious amount of crowd heat as he makes his way down the rampway... ]

Ring Announcer: Introducing now, one half of their opponents....ERIK BLAKE!!!!!

[ Erik Blake comes down to the ringside and stands in front looking up at Simon and Adam, as his music comes to a stop, and Ben O’ Connors music starts playing over the speakers... ]

Ring Announcer: And his tag team partner....BEN O’ CONNOR!!!!!!

[ Ben comes from behind the curtain and makes his way down the rampway as he stands by Erik. The bell
rings, both men look at each other and seem to be discussing ideas through their minds... ]

GP: And this match is underway!!, the bell has rung and we are ready to go, it seems that Ben and Erik
are discussing this match over though, going eye to eye, but WAIT A MINUTE, Simon and Wars hit both men down with a baseball slide. Simon grabs hold of Erik and throws him into the steel steps as Wars does the same on the other side to Connor...Wars grabs hold of Connor and throws him back inside the ring as the other two men continue to fight it out, Wars brings Connor back up and tosses him to the ropes, Wars leans down and hits a beautifulbackbody drop, simply gorgeous. Connor gets back up but Wars knocks him back down with a hard hitting clothesline, Wars brings Connor back up once again and hits a ddt, Wars goes for an early cover, could
this be...

1....

NO!!

GP: That one was too early to call!!, Simon and Erik have got in their corners now and Wars holds onto Connor tagging in Simon...Simon comes in and punches Connor straight in the mouth, Connor still standing now, Simon runs Connor against the ropes and bounces him off, Irish whip reversal though, Connor sends Simon to the ropes, Connor goes for a clothesline but Simon ducks down, he bounces off the ropes again, Connor turns around and Simon hits him with a football tackle!!, man Connor seriously needs to tag in his partner right about now...

Nikki: Yeah, as you can tell, Erik Blake is just waiting and anticipating to get into this thing, he wants in there and he wants to do some serious damage.

JT: Oh Nikki, you can understand this match but you can’t understand how much I want to put my thing into your thing and cause the damage!???

**Slap**

JT: FUCKING...

**Slap**

JT: BITCH...

**Slap**

JT: Shutting up...

Nikki: Hehe.

GP: :-)

Nikki: And wait, Connor crawls into the corner and tags in Erik Blake!!, Erik Blake is fired up, he runsin and knocks down Simon Seaman...Adam Wars comes in but gets knocked down!!, Simon is back up and gets another knockdown!!, Adam Wars stands back up and Erik Blake sends him up and over the ropes...Simon grabs hold of Erik now, Erik turns himself around, gets out of Simons way and slams his face into the turnbuckle and hits a belly to back suplex!!!, OH, and this is going into a pin....this could be it.....

1.....

2......

KICKOUT!!!

Nikki: Not even close.

JT: Wait a minute though, who are the legal men in this thing ?

GP: I believe its Erik Blake and Simon Seaman at this point...

JT: Alright, well if you’re right then Erik just Irish whipped Simon into the turnbuckle, Erik runs but Simon flips over the turnbuckle, Erik slams into the corner front view first, Simon twists Erik around and begins sending right knees to Erik’s gut. Now Simon climbs the turnbuckle, he throws Eriks arm around his neck and hits a superplex to the mat!!, Simon goes for a cover...

1....

2.....

KICKOUT!!!!

GP: Oh, that could have been so close too...now Erik reverses it and flips Simon on his back, Erik begins sending rights to the face of Simon Seaman but wait, Simon reverses and monkey flips Erik up and over, Simon Seaman jumps up to all fours and...and...HE HITS A SPEAR!!!, Simon Seaman hits a spear onto Erik Blake, and goes for YET ANOTHER cover...

1.......

2........

KICKOUT!!!

Nikki: Simon Seaman is trying everything to put Erik Blake away but each pin seems to be a kickout, what is it going to take!???

GP: I don’t know, but both Wars and Connor are back into their corners, Wars is clapping trying to get Simons attention. Simon walks Blake over to Wars and tags him in, Simon steps out and Wars comes in, Wars sends a fist into Blakes face followed by a uppercut. Wars hits a vertical suplex but wait, he isn’t done yet, Wars brings Blake back up and hits a piledriver!!, Wars goes for the cover and...

1....

2.....

NO!!!!

JT: I don’t believe it!!, that Ben O’ Connor guy came in and made the save kicking Adam Wars off of Erik for the 3rd count, but wait!, here comes Simon Seaman now, he comes running into the ring and hits a hard clothesline sending Ben down to the mat.

Nikki: And Adam Wars gets up and confronts Simon, Simon holds out his hand to Adam as they shake on it but wait!!, Erik Blake is up again, Simon lets go of Adam, uppercuts him to the jaw and pushes him into Erik Blake and....THE HIGHLIGHTER!!!!!!!!! Blake hit the Diamond Cutter on Adam Wars!!, what the hell is going on?!?!?!?!

GP: Blake goes for a cover on Wars....

1......

2.......

3......!!!!!!

[ The music of Erik Blake starts playing over the speakers as the 2 men but Simon and Erik lay motionless on the mat, Simon looks down at Adam Wars, smiles and spits in his face... ]

Nikki: Ew thats disgusting there...

GP: Simon Seaman first betrayed Adam Wars and then he spits on him!!, what the hell is this all about ?

[ Simon Seaman flips over the ropes and starts walking up the rampway... ]

JT: I don’t know but Simon is leaving and inside the ring now, Ben is trying to help up his partner Erik Blake for some dumb reason, but Erik shoves Ben away, Ben tries to help him up again but Erik stands up and pushes Ben away once again, now they’re arguing...

GP: Yeah, Erik Blake just asked Ben what the hell he was doing...he told him that HE is ok and Ben doesn’t know what to say and...OH MY GOD!, THERE IT IS AGAIN, ERIK BLAKE JUST DELIVERED THE HIGHLIGHTER!!!! Erik Blake diamond cuttered his own partner...oh man, what the hell is wrong with tag teams tonight...

[ Both Ben and Adam lay in the middle of the ring knocked out cold as Erik steps between the ropes and starts heading up the rampway to his music... ]

Nikki: Oh man... we have to take a commercial break, theres much more to come.

**Commercial Break**

GP: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover, ladies and...

(The lights suddenly go off. The crowd goes restless as the blackout continues. Slowly a rumbling begins to sound from the sound system throughout the arena. As voice is heard whispering, the crowd cheers wildly.)

Voice: Are...you...ready?

(The crowd screams, the scene remains pitch black. the rumbling grows louder. the voice appears again, this time stronger.)

Voice: Are you ready?!

(again the crowd screams. the rumbling grows louder yet again. the voice stands strong.)

Voice: Are You Ready!!?!

(the crowd pops again. the rumbling grows to a deafeaning level. the crowd continues to scream, knowing now full well who the voice is. the voice returns, screaming now.)

Voice: ARE YOU READY?!!!!!!?

(the rumbling stops. the crowd pops for a few minutes...)

(...until fireworks explode and "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit blasts loudly over the speakers. During the chorus of the song, more fireworks go off, the lights go on, and there standing in the center of a ring stands the Mysterious One.)

(He stands with his arms raised, mic in right hand, and head lowered as the song fades out. Its a long time before the crowd dies down enough for him to speak.)

?¿?: I-W-O...Death Comes in Mysterious Ways.

(The crowd pops.)

?¿?: Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen. Here we are again. Once every couple of months, the IWO stoops to a level so low that I have to bring myself out of retirement for the simple sake of putting these people in their place. So I have to question it. Why, IWO? Why? Why is it that you just can't ever learn. Why is it that there is always ONE member in the IWO and then everyone else follows like a starved puppy? Why is there one collective conscious? Can't ANY of you do ANYTHING for yourselves?

Lord. I can't do this forever you know. One day, some sixty or seventy years down the road, I'm going to have to die and then what? Who will be left to put you, the generic IWO member, back into his place after you
start talking about random sh*t that just makes no sense? Sooner or later, someone will have to step up to the plate and do something innovative. Sooner or later, someone is going to have to be different, be a man amongst boys. Sooner or later, aaaaah f*ck it.

(The crowd laughs.)

This is a waste of my time, isn't it? No matter what I do or say, the people who rise up to challenge me are ALWAYS gonna do it just because I'm the "legendary Mysterious One", because they can make a name for
themselves by going toe to toe with me. So enough is enough, right? I'm just gonna have to tear through each and every IWO member one at a time.

(The crowd pops again.)

The question is, who am I going to start with?

(The crowd pops AGAIN.)

And the answer is...heh.

(Suddenly he raises his hands. Fireworks go off and "Full Nelson" by Limp
Bizkit plays again. Slowly, the music fades to rumbling while the lights
going out. The voice comes back...)

Mysterious One: Are...you...ready?

(the rumbling fades away. The crowd pops until a fade to a commercial.)

**Commercial Break**

GP:I can't believe it, the night has been hectic, the night has been crazy. We saw Erik Blake hit the Highlighter on almost everyone, as Seaman and Adam Wars seemed not to get along...

JT:I think Levine sent us some paperwork, didn't he?

GP:Yeah... it seems that Seaman and Wars will square off at Desperate Measures on the 25th, in a Title for Title unification match!

Nikki:What?!?

GP:Well, it seems that the Pacific title and the United States title will be combined at Desperate Measures!!!

JT:That's huge news!

GP:This card seems to be very sprawled out, but Desperate Measures seems to have the ability to become a huge pay per view.

JT:Don't forget the Mysterious One is constantly out here, do you think he'll have a major part of Desperate Measures?

GP:We can only hope...In just a few short minutes, two
teams will be out here fighting for pride and glory!

JT: And Greg, guess what?

GP: What's that JT?

JT: You can stop using corny lines! Because we all know- "Fighting for pride
and glory" is real keen! Not to meantion that it's not just for pride, it's for their jobs!

GP: :-(

Nikki: JT, don't be so hard on Greg

JT: ...Okay... :-(

GP: Wow, I hope Team CGI will be able handle themselvs against Dane
Matthews
and his posse.

JT: NO WAY! Matthews will cream CGI! HERE COMES THE LOOSERS RIGHT
NOW!

('Team CGI' as performed by Fozzie hits as Donnie Daze, Joey Malone, and The Mysterious Birdman step out of the curtains. All three men step onto the entry platform recieving a huge pop. In fact, the pop is so huge that the arena almost explodes. But it doesn't, because the crowd doesn't like Fozzie. So let's just say 'Team CGI' as performed by Tool hits instead of Fozzie's version. Then the arena explodes, but is then put back together buy the King's men. CGI flys down the ramp, and they all get into the ring recieveing more pops.)

GP: HERE THEY ARE! THE ONE AND ONLY... TEAM CGI!!!!

(yay)

('I am an evil Bastard who likes to sue little kids' by Metallica hits, and the crowd starts to boo. Dane Matthews, alond with Walter and Kevin Martin are making thier entrance. Because IWO security is so laxed, nachos and other forms of waist are being thrwon at Matthew's and his gang. They ignore the food being thrown at them, exept fot Walter Martin, he's trying to catch some in his mouth. They all strut down the ramp, Matthews with his world title, and the Martin's with thier sanity... I guess. They enter the ring, some fat guy crys out- WE LOVE YOU MATTHEWS!)

GP: Beacause of the intensity of this match, IWO has appointed Mills Lane as special guest referee.

Mills Lane: Ok, I want a good clean fight! (Looks to Matthews) No eye gouging, no crotch grabbing, and most of all... NO FECES THROWING! And you- (Looks at Birdman) No stealing the magic school buss, no killing any of your opponents with you beak, and no Janet Reno love mugs! Okay? LET'S GET IT ON!

*DING DING DING*

GP: Okay, it looks like Daze and Kevin Martin are starting off.

(Donnie and K-Mart start brawling. They exchange an array of punches and kicks. Daze whips K-Martin into the ropes and follows up with a diving clothsline. Donnie then begins to work on Martin's left arm, twisting and
kicking at it. He steps down on Martin's foot, then lifts him up, send Martin;s face into the turnbuckle. Daze then capitolizes with an inverted DDT. He goes down for the pin. One... Two... Kickout by Kevin. Donnie brings
K-Mart up, and again, whips him into the ropes. But this time, Martin counters with a spear variation. He heads over to his corner and tags in his brother, Wal-Mart. When Daze gets up, they both deliver a double-clothsline.)

GP: Martins with the double team.

JT: Eh-hum! That's Martin-o's to you!

(Kevin heads back to his corner, while Walter Martin continue his number on
Daze. Walter keeps stoming on Daze, he lifts his foot up, but Daze grabs it
and takes Martin down. Donnie manages to stagger to his feet with the aid of
the ropes. Walter Martin runs for Daze, and they both fly over the top rope.
Daze gets up first, and starts delivering several lefts and rights to the
former IWO tag team champion. Daze then connects with a drop toe hold,
sending Martin into the crowd barrier. The crowd pops.)

GP: Donnie Daze is certainly giving the crowd what they want.

JT: Sure Greg... But they won't be cheering when Dane Matthews gets a hold
og
Daze!

(Donnie drags Walter Martin back into the ring. Martin, who is still woozy
from the fall he took, stumbles around the ring. Daze then capitolizes with a
neckbraker, and he goes for the pin. One... Two... Thre- Matthews breaks the
count!)

GP: NO! DAZE HAD THE WIN!

(Matthews starts distracting Mills Lane, while Martin delivers a low blow to
donnie daze. Matthews backs of, and points to the action. Wal-Mart covers.
One... Two... Thre- NO!)

GP: DONNIE DAZE KICKS OUT!

JT: NO NO NO!!!!

Nikki: Walter Martin can't believe it!

(Walter Martin gets angry at this, and cover Daze again. One... Two...
Kickout. Martin starts to loose his temper. He gets up, and starts shouting
at Mills Lane. This gives Daze enough time to get to The Mysterious Birdman-
0¿0. Martin continues his shouting, not realizing that the Birdman is right
behind him. Wal-Mart then swiftly turns around, and is in shock. The crowd
pops.)

GP: YES! YES!

(Martin tries to run for the tag to somone, but Birdman grabs Walter's leg,
and takes him to the ground. Birdman locks in the ankle log to Marting, who
franticly reaches for the ropes. When he finally does, Birdman won't back
off, It takes a shove from Mills Lane to shake 0¿0 off of Martin, who is now
just laying by the rope, clutching his leg.)

JP: Did you see that?! Birdman should be disqualified!

(Malone and Daze cheer Birdman on. Somone hops over the crowd barrier, the
camera can't get a good look at him. When they do catch a glimpse of him,
it's too late.)

Joey Malone: Hm... I sense an object in the evil man about to attack my
partner force... (turns to Daze) Donnie! LOOK OUT!

(Sabastion Crow nails Donnie Daze with a barbed wire bat, then he hits him
again. )

GP: MY GOD!! CROW'S BACK!

(Daze falls to the ground, and Crow continues his assult. Several RIng
Officals run down to calm Crow down, but he keeps hitting Daze with the bat.
The Official's finally pry Crow away from Donnie. The drag him up the ramp,
he's laughing.)

GP: That sick bastard! Somone, get the EMT's down here!

(Several Emergency Medical Technicians rush to Donnie's aid.)

JT: HA! Now it's only 3 on 2! ANd if CGI looses... They are fired!

Nikki: JT, somone's pain in nothing to laugh about!

GP: And you're also forgetting, we still have Birdman and Joey Malone left in
the mix. Two of the IWO's most top competitors!

(Birdman drags Walter Martin over to Joey Malone, he makes the tag, and the
crowd goes nuts.)

GP: YES! HERE HE IS! JOEY MALONE!

JT: booooring!

(Malone throws a battered Martin over to Dane Matthews, and motions for a tag
to be made. The Crowd goes hysterical. Matthews makes the tag, and the two
stare each other down.)

GP: Who's going to make the first move?

(The Mysterious Birdman looks toward the enrayway, Pat Buchanon steps out
and
heads toward the Giant Egg.)

JT: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S PAT BUCHANON!

(Birdman looks at Pat, then nods.)

GP: What's this all about?

(While Malone and Matthews stare each other down, Birdman climbs the
turnbuckle, leaps off, and hits Joey Malone!!!)

GP: NO!!!!!

JT: YESSSSS!

(The crowd sits in shock, Matthews extends a hand to Birdman. Birdmam then
punches Matthews, the Martin-o's run in, and Birdman delivers a clothsline to
both of them. He dashes out of the ring, and heads up to the egg.)

0¿0: AT DESPERATE MEASURES, YOU WILL FINALLY COME OUT OF
YOUR SHELL!

(Buchanon and Birdman lave.)

GP: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

JT: I don't know... But what I do know is that Malone is outnumbered, three
to one! HA! Now IWO will NEVER have to worry about him, Syphon, or Daze
they'll be fired! Just like Jay, Kestler, and Tod! No more troublemakers!

GP: NO!

(Matthews gets to his feet, and starts stomping away at the North American
Champion. He then picks up alone, and whips him into the ropes. But Joey
Counters with a clothsline. With Matthews down, Walter and Kevin Martin rush
into the ring. Malone delivers a drop kick to Walt, which send him into
Keving, which send both of them over the rope. Malone picks up carry and
delivers a Fireman's Carry DDT into Twist of Fate.)

GP: THE JERKEROLIZER! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

JT: ...I can't watch...

(Malone climbs to the toprope, leaps off, an performs the Bad Moon Rising
(top rope swandive headbut) onto Dane Matthews.)

GP: BAD MOON RISING!!!!!!!

(Joey covers Matthews. One... Two... Three!)

GP: MALONE WINS! HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HE OVERCAME AL ODDS AND
BEAT DANE MATTHEWS AND THE MARTINS! CGI ISN'T FIRED!

JT:THIS ISN'T FAIR! WE ALMOST GOT RID OF THEM! WE ALMOST WERE SAVED!!!!

(JT Begins to cry.)

JT:It's just.. not... fair!

GP:Fans, stay tuned for Wednesday Night Meltdown, NEXT WEDNESDAY ON CHANNEL X! UNTIL THEN, I'm Greg Parker.. saying so long for JT, and Nikki.. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

(The scene fades out as Joey Malone is holding the World Title high in the sky...)
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(The scene fades back in, as we see Eddie Cheno standing on the side of a freeway. He seems rather dazed, and holds a sign that says "Take me to Rhode Island." He kicks a rock up at a road sign.)

Eddie Cheno:Dangit Mang!

(Cheno falls over and passes out on the interstate.)

Fin.