(The familiar sounds of a heart beat are heard.
They are now accompanied by the flashing IWO
logo, as a bolt of lightning, illuminates the
screen with a flash of bright white light. "Are
You Experienced" by Jimi Hendrix hits the air as
teh camera pans the arena, with fans screaming
everywhere, holding up such signs as "Syphon
Fission for President", "I am Da Gaym", and "Why
Tony, Why?". The camera now pans over to the
GP: MY GOD!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!! LA IS
READY TO ROCK!!
JT: WOW!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!!
Nikki: JT, YOU THINK??
[All of a sudden, " I am your Boogie Man" By
White Zombie starts to play as the fans come to
there feet booing the ear drumbs out of the
workers at ring side. Then all of a sudden, The
NEW!!! IWO President...The Real Heel Evan Levine
makes his way out in a suit. Along side of him in
a dress is always Discord. Evan looks around as
he walks to the ring with a smile. As he gets in
the cameras cut to JT about to jump out of his
GP: Well...here comes the new boss....God what
has the IWO come to.
JT: A HAPPY PLACE!
Maygon: Ladies and Gentalmen...the President of
the IWO.......EVAN LEVINE!!!
[Evan walks over to meygon and smiles at her. He
then takes the mic from her hand and looks out to
the tons of fans booing at him.]
[Fans boo...then start a "You Suck" chant. Evan
looks around at them as he looks like he is about
to explode with anger]
Evan: IM THE DAMN PRESIDENT NOW!!! YOU WILL SHOW
ME SOME DAMN RESPECT OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY
[Fans go from a "You Suck" Chant to a "Hell No we
wont go chant"]
Evan: You damn powerless....SUM OF A PEOPLE WANT
TO TRY ME?!?!
[Fans scream "Yes" as Evan looks at Discord and
tries to calm down]
Evan: OK.....you know I can understand all of you
wanting to piss me off....and hell I can
understand you all hating me....but with the
things I have to announce here tonight...you will
[The fans laugh]
Evan: My First act as President of the IWO.....is
to announce from now on the IWO will do...THE
RIGHT THING!.....Now the first RIGHT thing to do
is announce that tonight....In this very ring,
Syphon Fission will take on LiGiL......BUT!!!
With one extra stip just so its fair.....There
will be a ref chosen by me!
GP: Gee....I wounder who it could be?
JT: IM sure whoever it is...will do the RIGHT
Evan: That man....is none other then a former two
time IWO world champ......and he will do the
GP: Like I said....its a no brainer!
JT: WOW!!! I NEVER SAW THAT COMING!
Nikki: This just keeps proven your point Greg.
[As the fans still boo, Evan goes on]
Evan: I...as the ref will do the RIGHT
thing....and make sure are champ is the fair
winner of tonights match.
GP: IM sure.
Evan: Also tonight it is my great pleasure to
announce that the IWO will be adding a new member
to the Hall of Fame. And to tell you about this
person.....I give you DISCORD!
[Fans cheer for the hottest woman in wrestling as
the woman boo for the meanest]
Discord: After years of service for the
IWO....and holding it on his shoulders for over a
year, Sunday night at 11:59pm IWO booking team
picked a new man for the Hall of fame. A man that
needs no introduction, a man that has been a IWO
legend.....a man that is really a true REAL HEEL!
GP: Oh no
Discord: So it is my GREAT.....pleasure to
announce the newest member of the IWO Hall of
Fame....the former 2 time IWO world champ, NA
Champ, Pac, US, IC Tag champ.........EVAN LEVINE!
[a fake look of surprise comes over Evan's face
has he jumps up for joy and runs over to Discord
and hugs her. He then blows kisses out to the
crowed and has the biggest smile on his face we
have ever seen. He takes the mic as he keeps that
smile on his face.]
Evan: OH WOW!!! What a GREAT Honor!!! And to
think it all started with woman in my bedroom!!!!
WOW!!! I want to thank only one person for
this....and that person has been with me for like
[Discord Smiles as if it was her]
Evan: Without that person I would have never won
all the belts I did...I wouldnt be standing here
today if it wasnt for that person...so I want to
[The fans boo as all of a sudden "Papercut" by
Linkin Park starts to play and the fans go nuts!
Evan's eyes widden as the NEW IWO world champ
Syphon Fission walks out from the back. He looks
at the ring and smiles as he makes his way
GP: AH YEA!!! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO PICK UP!!!
JT: DAMN...it was such a great speach too.
Syphon: The Right Thing........How the hell do
you know what the right thing is? For god sakes
you gave a man Prostate Cancer....that sure has
hell isnt the right thing!
Evan: Oh really.....well your attitude isnt the
right thing...and you better get out of my ring
before I have you taken out!
Syphon: I would like to see you try.....You had
your time in the light....now why dont you ride
off into it like a good little cowboy?!?
Evan: My time is far from over.......infact MY
TIME.....MY TIME IS NOW!!! THIS IS MY TIME DAMN
IT!! AND YOUR TAKING IT UP!!! NOW GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY RING!!!
Syphon: You know what I think everyone here wants
to see.....I think they want to see me kick your
ass back to 1999 and make sure your ass never
comes to the IWO!
[Fans go nuts]
Evan: You better watch how you talk to me
boy.....Because just as fast as you were made I
can break you even faster! Your nothing but shit
on my shoe....and I can just simply scrape you
off...NOW.....get OUT.....of my RING!!!!!!!!!!
[Evan spits on Syphon who tilts his head whipping
it off. The fans start to boo as Syphon turns
around as if he is going to leave the ring. The
fans start screaming no at Syphon as Evan takes
Evan: THATS RIGHT!!!!!! Get the hell out of my
ring...Your nothing.....I MADE YOU.....I CAN
Syphon: I MADE ME!!!!!
[All of a sudden Syphon turns around and nails
Evan in the gut and.........STUNNER!!!!!!!!!!]
GP: THE PREZ IS DOWN AND OUT!!!!!!!
JT: NO EVAN!!!!!!!
GP: THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!
[The fans are going nuts as Syphon gets to his
Syphon: I MADE ME!!! NOT YOU!!! Ill see you later
["Papercut" by Linkin Park starts to play as
Syphon gets out of the ring]
GP: Fans...What the hell just happened here?
JT: Syphon hit the brass!!!!
Nikki: Thats one way to put it!
GP: Fans we need to take a break will be right
GP: We're ready for the start of the first
match on this explosive night.
Featuring a debut, and a finale.
JT: That's right tonight we get the debut of
the man known as "Angelic"
Sephiya Reign and boy have I heard some things
GP: No doubt this guy's as tough as nails and
he's like an assassin with
wrestling skills. But this is his debut and
they don't call Eric Reed "The
Devastator" for nothing. Reed would really like
to go out on a good note.
Nikki: Too bad. I thought Eric was gonna be a
major player here in the IWO.
Atleast he'll get to dispose of a rookie before
JT: Yeah we'll see about that.
Ring Announcer: The following match is
scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing
["Eric Reed's music" plays as "The Devastator"
Eric Reed makes his way out to
the ring for the final time to a good pop.]
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at an undisclosed
weight, HE IS THE DEVASTATOR...
[Eric looks around as he soaks up the
atmosphere of his last match. Then
begins warming up as the lights go out and
begin flickering on and off in
blue light. "Wake Up" by Rage Against the
Machine begins to blast as
"Angelic" Sephiya Reign makes his way out to
the ring to a moderate mixed
reaction due to the fact that nobody really
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in
at 247 lbs... from Camden New
Jersey... ANGELIC... SEPHIYAAA
GP: And we're under way!
[Sephiya Reign and Eric Reed circle each other
then clash into each other
like bull and lock up. Reign gains the upper
hand in the beginning as he
shoves Reed away into the turnbuckle.]
JT: You see that! I heard a lot about this guy
he's like an assassin! He'll
GP: Yeah. But can he win a wrestling match.
Nikki: Haha good one Greg!
[Greg and Nikki slap hands. back in the ring
Sephiya Reign has cornered Eric
Reed and is whailing away with a flurry of
kicks to the gut, and right and
left hands to the face. The ref eventually
breaks it up as Sephiya begins
arguing with the ref.]
GP: That's called a clean break.
JT: Shut up Greg you're just mad cause he's
beating the stuffing out of an
Nikki: Ha! Eric Reed was hardly a star!
[Eric Reed regains his composure and locks back
up with Sephiya Reign. He
applies a headlock onto Sephiya. Sephiya
manages to reverse it and send Reed
to the ropes, Reed ducks a clothesline but is
met by a running knee strike by
Reign. Reign goes for the pin.]
GP: Cover!!!! 1.................2......kickout!
A two count!
[Reign grabs Reed and executes a perfect
Vertical Suplex. He takes his time
and cockily grabs Eric Reed and executes a
Double Underhook into a Shin
GP: Nice move by Reign!
JT: Very nice! He reminds me of what I'd do to
you if we squared off in the
ring! Just man handle!
Nikki: The only thing you can man handle is
GP: You said penis on television!
Nikki: I know, It's ok we're on Primetime. The
children should be in bed by
All 3: YEAH RIGHT!!!
[Back in the ring, Sephiya Reign is still in
control in what has been for the
most part a one sided match. Reign grabs Reed
and has a side headlock, but
Reed begins elbowing Reign in the gut, Reed's
appears to be gaining momentum
as he whips Reign to the ropes and delivers a
Nikki: Whoa he just took Reign out of his
wrestling boots! Well, not
literally but it was a hard ass clothesline!
GP: You damn right it was a hard ass
[Reed grabs Sephiya Reign and gets him in
position for a powerbomb. He gets
him up! Sephiya Reign is trying to wiggle his
way out of it! He does! Then
Sephiya counters it into a Full Nelson into a
JT: FULL NELSON INTO A FACEBUSTER!!!! HOLY SHIT
WHAT A MOVE!!!!
GP: THAT'S CALLED THE HOSTILE INTENTIONS!!!!!
HOSTILE INTENTIONS!!! HOSTILE
[Sephiya Reign then covers Eric Reed.
The bell rings as
Sephiya Reign gets his hand raised by the ref
and "Wake Up" by Rage Against
the Machine plays.]
Ring Announcer: The winner... "ANGELIC" SEPHIYA
Nikki: I must say this was a VERY convincing
win by Seph Reign.
JT: Seph? You don't know him well enough to
call him Seph! Although I'll bet
you want to.
Nikki: You got that right. Sephiya, You're HOT
JT: Greg hit your line please!
GP: We'll be right back!
GP:Well it looks like we are ready for are next
match ladies and gentleman. The IWO TV champion
fresh off his win at Conspiracy Theory will be
taking on the Heeliest of Heels Brian Blade.
JT: Brian is the Most Heelishly heel in the
world. they just don't get much heelier than him
and that's why he's my choice in this match! Adam
Wars lucky streak is coming to an end. Let's go
to Megon to introduce the loser.
Meygon: Introducing first wieghing in at 222
pounds, from Port St. Lucie Flordia he is the
master of Turning the Tides and Final Flight! And
he is the current riegning IWO Television
champion. ADAM WARSSSSS!!!!!!!
[Dragula hits the PA and Wars recieves a very
suprising amount of cheers from the crowd. He
comes out and starts to work the fans immediatly.
He is giving them high fives and shaking hands.
His TV title is around his waist. Then he stops
and points to the entrance. After a few moments
Lori Wars comes out from behind the curtens and
the crowd cheers loudly. Adam then runs to the
ring and backflips into the ring. Once he hits
the mat Pyro shoots up from all four corners.
Adam then goes to the corner rope and holds his
GP: Well Adam seems to be proud of that title no
matter what nyone says about it. Thus far it's
the biggest accomplishment in his career.
JT: Which show's that he's a jobber! And he'll
never bring respect to that title!
[Then all of a sudden Adam is attacked by Blade
who came from the crowd.]
JT: HA! The heel lives up to his name!
GP: Well Adam seems to be in trouble now.
[Blade punches Adam a few times then bounces him
off the ropes. Adam rebounds with a springboard
moonsault. Brian avoids it by rolling out of the
way and Adam lands on his feet. Adam runs at
Blade who ducks a clothesline. Blade then
dropkicks Wars into the turnbuckle. Wars stumbles
out dazed and Blade hits a powerslam. Blade then
turns his attention to Lori]
JT: NOW THAT'S A HEEL!
[Brian leaves the ring and starts to slowly chase
Lori around the ring. Suddenly out of nowhere
Adam comes over the top and hits Blade with a
corkscrew bodypress. Both men get up and Lori
hits Blade in the back with a chair. Blade
doesn't even flinch since lori is not strong at
all. Blade ignores Lori and goes back into the
ring. he is followed by Wars. Wars jumps into the
ring and runs at Blade. Blade was taken off gaurd
and couldn't block the spear. Adam goes for the
[Blade and Wars get up at the same time. Adam
hits Blade with a seris of right hands. Blade
gets in a thumb to the eyes. Blade now is giving
some right hands of his own to Adam Wars. Wars is
in the corner. Blade whips him to the opposite
one and runs with him smashing into him once he
hits the turnbuckle.]
GP: MAN WHAT IMPACT! I don't know if Wars will be
getting up from that one.
[Blade goes for a cover]
[Blade picks Adam up and kicks him in the
stomach. Blade nails a cradle piledriver. He goes
to the top and waits for Adam to get up. When he
does Adam is smashed in the head with a double
axe handle smash. Adam stays on his feet but is
wobbly. Blade comes off the ropes and hits a
JT: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
GP: You know if Blade pulls off this win he will
be number one contender.
JT: Of course he will. Everyone know when you
beat a champ you become number one contender.
[Blade now picks up Adam again, but Adfam hits
his hands away and punches B;ade in the stomach.
Adam continues to fight back till he is on his
feet and then starts to hit Blade with more right
hands to the head. Blade swings for one of his
own. Adam ducks Blade turns and Adam nails a
superkick to the jaw. Adam goes to the top and
hits a drunken hangover splash.]
GP: Well the top rope is where Adam seems to be
at home. Let's se if Adam can put him away now.
[Adam picks B;ade up and seems to be going for an
Impaler, but Blade reverses it by lifting Adam up
and hitting a vertebreaker.]
JT: IT'S OVER!
GP: No it isn't
[Adam slowly gets up. Blade picks him up and
plants him with a DVD. Blade again looks at lori
on the outside. He goes after her. This time she
tries to slap him but he grabs her hand. She
tries the other but that one is grabbed as well.
Blade begins to laugh and Lori kicks him in the
GP: WOW! WHAT A SHOT!
[While Blade is hurt Adam recovers and goes to
the outside. He takes Blade and slams his head
into the guardrail. Wars then uses the guardrail
to hit a moonsualt on Blade. Adam rolls him into
the ring. Adam is at the top.]
GP: THIS COULD BE IT! FINAL FLIGHT!!!
[Adam jumps and Blade moves. Adam lands on his
face and is very hurt. Adam manages to get to his
and Blade picks him up into an inverted
piledriver. He covers]
JT: NO! NO! NO! HEY LOOK ADAM IS BLEEDING! YES!
[Blade says he is going to end it and sets up for
another. But Adam manages to float over and set
Blade up for Turning the Tides (Reverse DDT
position, then spinning into a 3/4 turn
neckbreaker) He hits it.]
GP: Turning the Tides! He hit it! Adam going to
the top now! This could be Final Flight!!!
[Adam goes to the top, and hits it!!!]
GP: I don't think Blade can get up after THAT
Nikki: Wow, that took a lot for Wars to win
Announcer: And your winner, Adam Wars!
GP: We'll be right back!
GP: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover! We have an
Extreme Title match coming up next with Jax Stone
taking on Spaz and a mystery man. Now who the
devil could that be?
JT: I don't know, it better be good since it's
gotten no publicity at all.
Nikki: Yeah, if you ask me it's just going to be
something stupid like Mad Max or something, get
everybody's hopes up.
JT: Now what would be wrong with Mad Max?
Nikki: He ain't no Titan. Ooops ... I should stop
giving away IWO secrets.
GP: Those aren't secrets. You're just trying to
get people to think it's someone big.
Nikki: Maybe it is, but one thing is for sure,
it's not Goopy. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)
GP: Hell, maybe it'll be Dan Kordic.
Nikki: SHUT UP! Don't give away any secrets.
JT: Both men have magically appeared in the ring
and we are ready to go.
Nikki: Where's the mystery guy? Geez.
*DING DING DING*
GP: Both men are circling each other... and they
JT: And Spaz throws Stone to the mat.
Nikki: Stone goes and locks back up with Spaz,
and Spaz throws him
right back down!
GP: Spaz and Stone lock up once more, and Spaz
forces Stone right into
Nikki: Now Spaz is unloading on Stone with rights
JT: Spaz sends Stone into the opposite corner
corner, and charges in!
GP: Stone gets both feet up and stops Spaz dead
in his tracks!
Nikki: Stone comes out of the corner with a
dropkick, which takes Spaz
JT: Spaz back up, dropkick, Spaz back down.
GP: Spaz's up on one knee, with Stone taunting
Nikki: They lock back up, and Spaz hits a boot to
the midsection. Not Spaz
whips Stone into the ropes. Spaz tries a
clothesline, no! Stone grabs
the arm... backslide!
Nikki: One... two... no!
JT: Spaz nearly got pinned! Spaz grabs Stone for
a scoop slam... Stone
with a small package! One... two... no!
GP: Spaz stops Stone's momentum with a vicious
Nikki: Spaz picks up Stone, hotshot into the
JT: Now Spaz's got the upper hand. He sends Stone
into the corner, Stone
rebounds, right into a belly-to-belly by Spaz!
GP: Spaz goes for the cover... one... two... no!
Nikki: Spaz picks up Stone... back breaker. No
cover. He goes up the
second rope... double-axhandle drop! He goes for
GP: One... two... no!
JT: Spaz should wear down Stone before he goes
for another cover.
Nikki: Well, Spaz just threw Stone out of the
GP: That's not bright, though! While Spaz's
showboating in the ring,
he's giving Stone some time to recover!
JT: Stone climbs to the apron, Spaz goes over to
meet him... Stone with
a shoulder to the midsection!
Nikki: Sunset flip by Stone! One... two... no!
GP: Spaz rolls over and gives Stone a stiff front
dropkick to the face!
JT: Spaz goes for the cover on Jax, one... two..
GP: Spaz picks Stone back up and sends him off
Nikki: Now Spaz, himself, bounces off the
JT: For the cover! One... two... no!
GP: Spaz picks up Stone, now, side suplex! No
JT: Spaz's going up top!
Nikki: Oh, this is a dumbassed thing to do. Spaz
has had the advantage
on the mat, why go up?
JT: Spaz leaps... fistdrop by Spaz! He hit it!
GP: Spaz for the cover... one... two... no!
JT: How the hell did Stone kick out from that?
Nikki: He wants to keep on to his extreme title!
JT: Fallaway slam by Spaz! Spaz rolls into the
GP: And again, Jax Stone kicks out of a
JT: Spaz's getting frustrated, now. He grabs
Stone, butterfly suplex!
Now he picks Stone back up... scoop slam!
Nikki: Spaz's pointing to the corner. Why?
JT: He going back up top!
Nikki: Spaz's going for the well once too often.
He leaps with a big
GP: Jax got his knees up! Spaz hit Stone's knees!
And Spaz's hurt!
JT: But so is Jax Stone! He's taken a lot of
punishment in this match,
GP: Stone gets to his feet, so does Spaz! Spaz
with a right hand...
Nikki: Stone gets a left in! And a right! And a
left! And a right! He
sends Spaz into the ropes, back body drop!
GP: Spaz gets up and gets met with a jumping calf
kick! Stone with the
cover! One... two... no! Spaz gets up!
JT: Stone sends Spaz in... reversal by Spaz...
and they clothesline
each other! Both men are down!
Nikki: Stone is up first, he drapes an arm over
Spaz... one... two...
GP: Stone and Spaz stumble to their feet, Spaz
with a thumb to the
eye. He sends Stone off the ropes, reversal by
Stone... Lou Thesz press by
Jax Stone! One... two... no!
JT: Spaz gets to his feet... Stone meets him with
a superkick! Stone
goes for the cover... one... two... no!
Nikki: Stone is getting frustrated, now. He goes
GP: Stone is waiting for Spaz to get up! He leaps
for a top rope diving
hurracanrana, and connects! He even goes for the
cover! One... two...
no! Spaz gets the left shoulder up!
JT: Stone is complaining about a slow count, Spaz
rolls him up! One...
GP: Stone rolls to his feet but Spaz hits a
Nikki: Spaz whips Stone into the ropes,
spinebuster! Spaz hits a
GP: Now Spaz is saying that's it!
(The lights suddenly go dim.)
GP: What the hell?!?
("Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie starts to
GP: Hey, wait a second... Why is Jax's music
(The lights come back up, and a man in a black
trenchcoat and sunglasses is standing under the
Tit-ron. He's holding Cactus with leather
JT: Who the hell's that??
Nikki: Look at Spaz, he's going crazy over
GP: Well, whoever this man is, he's walking down
towards the ring...
Nikki: Spaz comes out to talk to him, OH!!!!
GP: CACTUS TO THE FACE!!!
GP: Could this be the mystery man that never
showed up? He rolls Spaz into the ring and
follows him in, telling Jax to finish him off.
Jax smiles and delivers! Drop like a Stone! He
covers, and this match is over!
Announcer: The winner, and STILL IWO Extreme
Champion... JAX STONE!!
GP: Who is this guy? And why did he help Jax?
Nikki: I'm not sure Greg, but we've got to take a
GP: Hey!! That's my line!!
[The scene cuts to the back were we see Evan
getting taken care of by an EMT. Then all of a
sudden LiGiL walks into the room]
LiGiL: Hey Evan.
Evan: What the hell do you want?
LiGiL: Nothing man...just seeing how you are....I
wanted to know if your good to work the
Evan: Yea you wont need to worry...Syphon wont be
walking out the world champ!
LiGiL: AH....good...I was hopping you would say
[Cuts to a BHBB Promo]
GP: Well, next up we have the Super Martin-o
Brothers taking on Those Damned
JT: This is going to be one hell of a match!
GP: It sure is!
Meygon: Entering first, from Detroit, Michigan.
They are Kevin and Walter
Mart, the…SUPER MARTIN-O BROTHERS!
['Rock the Casbah' by the Clash hits the Arena PA
system as Walter and Kevin
'K-Mart' Mart walk down the rampway, getting
practically no reaction from the crowd. They
look at each other and, with a shrug, continue
into the ring.]
Meygon: And their opponents, hailing from….
[Suddenly, Those Damned Mexicans come up from
behind, and double clothesline
Kevin Mart! Walter Mart tries to stop Eduardo ,
but gets Kidney punched for
GP: Geez, that's going to hurt in the morning!
JT: Yeah! And Eduardo is rather enjoying this!
[Diablo and Eduardo lift Walter Mart into the air
and double suplex him to the
mat! Eduardo then Armbars Walter as Diablo is
pushed away, and Kevin rolls out
of the ring. Kevin then groggily gets up, as
Walter grabs the ropes! Walter
then low blows Eduardo as he tries to lift him
JT: Eduardo is going to feel THAT for a while!
GP: He sure is, JT!
Nikki: I wouldn't want to be Eduardo right now!
JT: I just hope he got insurance to cover crotch
GP: That was just stupid, JT!
[Nikki smacks JT suddenly.]
[Walter lifts Eduardo, and suddenly rushes
towards a turnbuckle! He rams
Eduardos back into it, and Eduardo screams in
pain! Then, Walter puts Eduardo
upside down on the turnbuckle and then races back
and spears Eduardo! He goes
[Eduardo kicks out at the last second!]
GP: Close pinfall by Walter Mart there!
JT: That would have ruled if he did pin!
Nikki: What would rule more is if you shut your
mouth, you idiot!
JT: What the hell are you talking about?!
Nikki: You’re a dumb[BLEEP], you know that?!
GP: Knock it out, you two!
Nikki & JT: YOU STAY OUT OF IT, GP!
[Eduardo starts to punch Walter Mart, and
eventually gets him into the ropes!
Walter cannot move as Eduardo does a strong right
hook, knocking Walter out of
the ring! Then, Kevin jumps in, and mare kicks
Eduardo square in the middle of
the face! Eduardo then falls to the ground, and
rolls out of the ring, only to
be grabbed and side to back suplexed by Walter
Mart onto the guardrail as
Diablo enters and takes on Kevin Mart! The ref
begins the count out!]
GP: This fight only started, and its getting
intense by the second!
JT: Intensity rules!
Nikki: I think you are an idiot!
JT: Who asked you?
GP: I DID!
[Eduardo then is lifted by Walter, who begins to
choke him! But Eduardo is
ready this time around and kidney punches him!]
[Eduardo then lifts Walter Mart straight over his
head, and performs a
Brainbuster DDT on him! Walter Mart starts to
shake on the ground as Eduardo
slides back into the ring!]
JT: That powerful Brainbuster DDT might have cost
Walter Mart and his brother
Kevin Mart the match!
GP: I doubt it! Knowing the Marts, they probably
have an ace up their sleeve!
JT: An ace?! How the hell is a card going to help
them beat Those Damned
Nikki: You’re a stupid fool, you know that?!
JT: Yes! I mean No! I mean…
Nikki: Just shut up!
[Walter Martin starts to slowly rise as Kevin
Mart takes on both Eduardo and
Diablo! Kevin tries to block some forearms, but
fails in his attempt!]
[Kevin is elbowed in the gut, and then Irish
Whipped into the ropes! He
returns, only to be samoan dropped by Eduardo!
Walter, meanwhile, begins to
shake off his dizziness!]
[Walter climbs the turnbuckle, and Missile
Dropkicks Diablo from behind!
Eduardo turns around, only to be low blowed by
Kevin, who goes under the
ropes, and promptly gets tagged back in by
JT: Kevin and Walter Martin, perhaps two of the
most brilliant wrestlers I
have seen to date! They have a skill level
compared to few!
GP: That's cause they are master cheaters!
JT: So what? You sometimes have to cheat in life
to get further and advance
beyond your preliminary stages!
GP: I doubt that…
JT: HOW DARE YOU DOUBT THE INTEGRITY OF THE ALL
Nikki: You? Omniscient?
[Nikki and GP burst into a fit of laughter,
pointing at JT's stupid remark,
making him only madder!]
[Meanwhile, Eduardo slowly rises, but Kevin Mart
kicks him in the gut , and
then eye rakes him! He puts him in a sleeper
hold! Eduardo flails his arms
around, and Diablo suddenly rushes into the ring,
and breaks the hold! Walter
Mart suddenly grabs Diablo from behind and
performs a dangerous spinning
neckbreaker on him, and he lands on the ground,
JT: THAT TOOK OUT DIABLO ?!
GP: Yeah! What a great move!
JT: It was a frigging neckbreaker!
Nikki: One of the most dangerous moves in the
JT: NO! A missile dropkick is more dangerous than
[While the trio argue over what is the most
dangerous move in the industry
today, Eduardo smacks Kevin Mart, only to be
german suplexed by Walter! Walter
then breaks the Pin and climbs out of the ring.
Kevin Mart then puts Eduardo's
head between his legs! The fans start to boo
GP: Is it time for a finisher?
JT: Nope. It's time for a POWERBOMB!
Nikki: No, it's time for ANOTHER smack!
[Nikki smacks JT, and JT looks at her angrily.]
JT: STOP DOING THAT!
Nikki: I will when you get enough intelligence to
JT: Wow! What a hard insult!
[Nikki then tries to smack JT, but GP stops her.]
GP: He's not worth it!
Nikki: All right.
[Eduardo then is flipped into the air as the fans
starts to boo louder! Kevin
Mart then has Eduardo in a crucifix position
behind him! He grins, and
promptly performs a Crucifix Powerbomb on
Eduardo! He goes for the pin!]
[The ref then notices Eduardo's hand landed on
the ropes! The ref pulls of
Kevin Mart, and Kevin, and Kevin begins to yell
at the ref! Meanwhile, Eduardo
pulls Kevin Mart into a cradle, and the ref
[Kevin Mart kicks out!]
GP: What a fantastic near fall at the hands of
Kevin Mart! But Eduardo was
able to have his hand on the rope, ending the
JT: The man is brilliant, I tell you!
Nikki: Maybe he can teach you how to THINK, you
JT: SHUT UP!
Nikki & GP: NO!
[Eduardo rolls away, and tags in Diablo, and
Diablo enters with an evil grin
on his face!]
GP: Wonder why he's grinning…
JT: SHUT UP AND WATCH, YOU DOLT!
[Diablo suddenly sprays the ref with mace, and
the ref goes down in pain!
However, the ref didn't know it was Diablo that
did it, so he knows he will
not be Disqualified! Eduardo grabs Walter Mart
from the outside and the karate
chops him in the throat, sending him falling
backwards onto the ground!]
Nikki: Geez, Eduardo and Diablo seem to have NO
JT: They are two of the greater thugs that the
IWO has produced!
GP: But they are smart!
JT: How do we know that, GP? How do we?
GP: Because…GP SAID SO!
JT: Oh….all right.
[Diablo sprays Kevin Mart with the mace, and
German Suplexes Mart, hoping the
ref got the mace out of his eyes! However, the
ref is still on the ground in
pain! Diablo lets go and lifts Kevin Mart and
scoopslams him back to the mat!
The fans boo at this disrespectful display of
behavior, and neither side is
JT: Both sides in this contest have been fighting
with all their strength!
GP: However, the last move by Those Damned
Mexicans have just crossed the line
Nikki: How the hell can they expect to get away
with it ?!
JT: Because they are good enough, that's why!
Nikki: You really ARE an idiot…
JT: SHUT UP!
[Eduardo and Diablo then starts to splash and
moonsault off the top of the
turnbuckle unto Kevin and Walter Mart, while the
Ref is unable to do anything
GP: Damn those Mexicans!
JT: Eduardo is my NEW hero!
GP: Why? Cause he's a jerk and idiot?
JT: No…BECAUSE HE IS A GREAT ONE!
GP: You know, you need help JT…
JT: SHUT UP!
[JT glares at GP]
[Meanwhile, Eduardo goes to pin Kevin Mart at the
ref slowly rises! The ref
then begins the count!]
[Walter Mart manages to kick out his brother, and
they stare at Those Damned
GP: Both sides intend to start a war!
JT: GOOD! Wars are FUN!
Nikki: JT…seek help.
JT: SHUT UP!
[Walter headbutts Diablo, and Eduardo is low
blowed by Kevin! The Super
Martin-o Brothers grin and they toss Diablo out
of the ring!]
GP: This could be the end for Those Damned
Nikki: JT, shut the hell up!
JT: No I won't!
Nikki: Yes you will!
GP: Just hold on, guys! One! Two!! Three!!!
Announcer: And your winners, the Super Martin-o
Gp: Now, you two can fight all you want... We're
going to break...
GP: Aaaannnndd we're back!
JT: Hooray, hooray.
GP: It's time for the Pacific title match.
Nikki: Umm, yeah.
GP: So, uh, let's go to the ring.
*ding, ding, ding*
Meygon: The following contest, scheduled for
one fall, is for the IWO
(Then, "Your Disease" by Saliva plays as Donnie
Daze, along with Joey
Legion and Matt Senate, and carrying the IWO US
title comes out to a
Meygon: First... from Port St. Lucie,
Florida... he stands at six feet,
three inches, and weighs in at two hundred and
twenty-five pounds, he is
the current IWO United States Heavyweight
champion and the MASTER of the
Dazed and Confused... ladies and gentlemen...
(Daze climbs into the ring and awaits his
GP: Daze looks ready, tonight!
("Your Disease" fades out, then "Three Point
One Four" by the Bloodhound
Gang plays as AWS Man (also known as Bill)
comes out to a chorus of
boos, and accompanied by the Nude and Brian
Blade. He holds the Pacific
title over his shoulder and the North American
title is around his
waist. Oh yeah, it should be noted that three
tables are on the
Meygon: And HIS OPPONENT! From Freakville,
North Carolina, which
probably does NOT exist, but still! He stands
at six feet, one inch, and
weighs in at two hundred and thirty-four
pounds... he is a former IWO
United States, World Tag, and Intercontinental
Tag Team champion... he
is the master of various moves, including the
Win The Freakin'
Matchifier... he is the IWO Pacific and North
American champion, as well
as the number one contender to the IWO World
Title... ladies and
gentlemen... he is AWS MAAAAAANNNNNNNNN (also
known as Bill)!!
(AWS Man (also known as Bill) enters the ring
and is all GRR and stuff.)
*ding, ding, ding*
GP: Daze charges in with a right hand!
JT: Daze is just all over AWS Man (also known
as Bill)! Rights and
Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) gets the
clean break in the corner
and, oh! Cheap shot by AWS Man (also known as
Bill)! How heelish!
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) sends Daze
into the ropes, Daze ducks
AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s clothesline!
Lorin: Kick to the midsection! Bulldog by Daze!
Early cover! One...
JT: Almost three. That would have been a quick
GP: Now, Daze picks up AWS Man (also known as
Bill) and tosses him on
the outside, near our broadcast position!
Nikki: Now Daze runs into the ropes... suicide
dive by Daze! AWS Man
(also known as Bill) and Daze are down!
JT: Daze gets up and throws AWS Man (also known
as Bill) into the
American announcer's table!
TB: That's us, moron!
Nikki: Daze's got a chair!
GP: Daze swings at AWS Man (also known as
Nikki: And he almost hit Duce out of that shot!
JT: Dammit, Daze! Watch your aim!
Donnie Daze: Sorry!
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) has backed
into a ring post, Daze
swings again, AWS Man (also known as Bill)
ducks, and Daze hits the ring
post! Did you hear that bang?!
JT: Everyone from here to Paducah could've
Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) kicks Daze
in the mid-section, and
DDTs him on the chair!
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks up Daze
and rolls him into the
JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) goes for the
cover, and Daze may be
Nikki: One... two... NO! Daze kicked out!
JT: After a DDT on a chair and the concrete
floor? Y'know, Daze's
tougher than I thought.
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is getting
frustrated, now, he shoves
Daze into the corner and gives him a big chop!
(The crowd "Woo"s.)
Nikki: And another!
(The crowd "Woo"s.)
JT: And another!
(The crowd "Woo"s)
AWS Man (also known as Bill): SHUT UP!
JT: I don't blame him.
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) sends Daze
into the opposite corner and
charges in with a lariat!
Nikki: Daze's on dream street, now! AWS Man
(also known as Bill) moves
Daze from the corner, then charges in with a
running knee lift! Daze is
knocked into the other corner! Now AWS Man
(also known as Bill) puts
Daze on the turnbuckle and AWS Man (also known
as Bill) is going to
powerbomb Daze from the top rope!
JT: No! Daze with a hurrcanrana from the top
rope! Good counter by Daze!
GP: Daze sends AWS Man (also known as Bill) off
the ropes... power slam!
No cover, though!
Nikki: Daze goes up to the top turnbuckle!
JT: Daze off the top with an elbow drop! AWS
Man (also known as Bill)
may be out of it!
GP: Daze for the cover! One... two... no! No!
AWS Man (also known as
Bill) kicked away at two!
Nikki: Daze's getting frustrated, now. He puts
AWS Man (also known as
Bill) in a sleeper!
GP: ...So, how bout them Mariners?
JT: They suck. And I hate baseball.
Nikki: Me too. Besides, you're not supposed to
talk about other sports
in the IML2.
GP: What? Damn!
JT: While you were arguing about the Mariners,
AWS Man (also known as
Bill) has reversed the sleeper into a backdrop!
And both men are down.
Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) recovers
first, and he meets Daze
with a clothesline!
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks Daze up
and sends him off the
JT: Flying back elbow by AWS Man (also known as
Bill)! AWS Man (also
known as Bill) covers! One... two... no!
Nikki: It's going to take more than a back
elbow from AWS Man AWS Man
(also known as Bill) to put Daze away...
GP: And AWS Man (also known as Bill) knows it,
he sends Daze off the
ropes, dropkick from AWS Man (also known as
Bill)! Daze stumbles back
into the ropes, rebounds, AWS Man (also known
as Bill) catches him in a
head and arms suplex! AWS Man (also known as
Bill) for the cover!
JT: One... two... no! Daze won't stay down!
Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks up
Daze and sends him off the
ropes... reversal by Donnie...
JT: Daze with a Samoan Drop!
GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is reeling,
he's up, Daze charges at
him, AWS Man (also known as Bill) jumps, and
Daze goes to the floor!
Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) goes to the
outside and puts Daze on
one of those three tables! Now AWS Man (also
known as Bill) gets on the
JT: AWS MAN (also known as Bill) MISSED! AWS
MAN (also known as Bill)
MISSED A SECOND ROPE ELBOWDROP AND HE GOES
RIGHT INTO THE TABLE!
GP: AWS Man AWS Man (also known as Bill) MAY BE
Nikki: Daze now sends AWS Man (also known as
Bill) back into the ring,
this is going to be academic!
GP: Daze for the cover! One... two... NO!! No!
AWS Man (also known as
Bill) somehow managed to kick out!
JT: Daze can't believe it! Now he sends AWS Man
(also known as Bill)
over the top to the outside! Daze is out there
now... and he takes AWS
Man (also known as Bill) to the apron... oh
GP: He's going for a powerbomb! He has him
up... AWS MAN (also known as
Bill) REVERSED INTO A HURRCANRANA OFF THE APRON
AND THROUGH THE TABLE!
Daze's been annihilated!
JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) stumbles to
his feet, he doesn't know
where he is! He takes Daze and puts him back in
the ring! AWS Man (also
known as Bill) is going to the top rope!
Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) off the top
with a moonsault, but he
missed! Daze moved!
JT: Moved?! Daze was out! How did he move?!
GP: I don't think it matters! Daze and AWS Man
(also known as Bill)
stumble to their feet... Daze, kick to the
midsection... Daze spins him
around... DAZED AND CONFUSED(Inverted
Facebuster)! DAZE HIT DAZED AND
CONFUSED ON AWS MAN (also known as Bill)! DAZE
DROPS AN ARM OVER AWS MAN( also known as Bill)!
GP: MY GOD!! DONNIE DAZE IS THE NEW PACIFIC
Announcer: Your winner, and NEW IWO Pacific
Champion, Donnie Daze!!!
GP: What a turn of events here tonight! Fans,
the World Title match is up next, don't go
GP: Here we go, the main event. LiGiL against
Fission with the number one thing in this
business on the line.
Nikki: I could slap you, but I I'm going to take
that as a compliment.
(LiGiL's music hits as he steps out of the
curtains, stairing at the ring. A smile quickly
overcomes him, as if he knows something that the
crowd doesn't. He paces down to the ring, with
much confidance, and slides in.)
GP: LiGiL looks like he's ready for Fission.
JT: And you know what I'm ready for....
Nikki: Don't say it... I mean it!
Nikki: That's better, I thought you were going to
JT: Oh yeah! I ALSO WANT TO GET INTO NIKKI'S
(Syphon Fission's music hits and the crowd goes
GP: HERE HE IS! THE ONE... THE ONLY... SYPHON
(Syphon takes a look at the crowd, then starts
making his way down the ramp, the fans still
screaming. With his world title belt around his
waist, Syphon slides into the ring.)
**DING DING DI-
Voice: Wait! You forgot to indroduce... The
special guest referee!
GP: Wait a second... I know that voice!
(Evan Levine's music starts to play and the crowd
hate's it. Out steps President Levine, wearing
referee atire. He begins to proceed down to the
ring, talking in the mic.)
President Levine: So Syphon, you thought you
could pull up an easy win? Well guess what, it
JT: YES! YES!
President Levine: This is to ensure that this
match is fair.
(Evan slides into the ring and inspects Syphon
for any foreign objects.)
JT: Now Greg, he has to be fair.
Nikki: Then why isn't he inspecting LiGiL?
President Levine: Ring the bell!
*DING DING DING*
JT: And we're off!
(Syphon starts off with some lefts and rights to
LiGiL, Syphon whips him into the ropes right into
a powerslam. With the upper hand, Syphon climbs
the top rope and catches LiGiL with a massive
clothsline as he gets up. He pins LiGiL.)
Syphon Fission: C'mon! Count!
GP: And Evan drops down!
2 and a half.....
President Levine: OH! My arm hurts!
President Levine: Look behind you-
JT: HA! Syphon turns around an meets LiGiL's
GP: This is not fair at all!
President Levine: What are you waiting for?! Get
(LiGiL slides under the bottom rope, and grab's
the time keeper's chair, he slides back in the
ring and starts bashing it on Syphon.)
GP: This isn't right!
(LiGiL covers Syohin.)
GP: And Syphon kicks out!
Nikki: That count looked a little too fast...
JT: Sure Nikki, and little Martians have made a
home for themselvs in your cleavage...
GP: Syphon is up, and he's taking it to LiGiL!
JT: .....OH NO!
GP: Death plundge! Death Plundge by Syphon! It's
Nikki: Syphon with the cover!
ONE ............. TWO .............. THR--KICKOUT
GP: Nooo!!!! LiGiL kicked out!
(Syphon sends LiGiL to the ropes. Syphon goes
for a back body drop but LiGiL reverses it to a
ONE . TWO . THREE
GP: WHAT?!? That had to be the fastest count I
have ever seen in my life!
(The crowd starts booing.)
JT: That was a perfectly fair count!
(VP Evan starts walking down.)
GP: Here comes VP Evan.
VP Evan: Uh-uh, no way. That count was fast and
you know it! I here-by reverse the decision and
the winner of the match and STILL IWO WORLD
CHAMPION ... SYHPHON FISSION!
GP: Evan making the right decision there.
President Evan: Well you know what? YOU'RE
GP: Evan just fired Evan! What news!
President Evan: Damn, I just realized that only
the Head BOoker can reverse decisions, and I just
fired him... QUIT YOUR DAMN BOOIN!! You know
what? LiGiL, welcome to the Broken Hearts,
Broken Bones main event, it's now a three-way
dane! Have a nice day... I know your IWO
(The crowd starts booing as Evan leaves.)
Nikki: It's gonna be a three way dance at the
PPV! We've gotta go! See you next week!!
(The cameras pick up Schitzo Tod walking to the
parking deck of the arena.
Just as he emerges onto the deck, AWS Man (also
known as Bill) jumps out at
him ... and just stands there.)
AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Um ... freakin'
Tod : (Angrily) What the hell are you doing, you
moron? Go away before I
kick your ass.
AWS Man (also known as Bill) : But I just wanna
be fwiends again...
Tod : No. I'm not-
(Tod suddenly trails off and a change comes over
his eyes. He now looks like
the fun-loving Tod of old.)
Tod : Hey! Let's go throw bread crumbs at old
people and then watch porn!
AWS Man (also known as Bill) : OK! Freakin' let
me just do something real
(The Insane One suddenly swings one of those
little butterfly nets, with the
see-through crappy mesh stuff, over Tod's head.
It covers only the top part
of Tod's head, and does absolutely nothing ... at
least it wouldn't to a
Tod : UGH ... I CAN'T ... MOVE!
AWS Man (also known as Bill) :
MWUHAHAHAH-freakin'-HA! Now I have you under
my freakin' control, Tod! You're coming with us!
Tod : NOOOOOOO!
(A car pulls up. We can briefly see the driver,
Brian Blade. AWS Man (also
known as Bill) throws open the back door on the
driver's side and throws Tod
in, then runs around to the passenger side and
AWS Man (also known as Bill) : GO! GO! FREAKIN'
Blade : Um ... we're not being chased.
AWS Man (also known as Bill) : Oh ... then can we
freakin' stop by Wendy's
on the way home?
(The car pulls out of the lot as HT goes off the air.)