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(Rather than the usual Hostile Takeover entrance, the camera is focused
on
IWO President and Owner, Jamie Kosoy.>

President Jamie: For the past weeks, the IWO Board has been down to
three
men. As a result, there has been no one to oversee Hostile Takeover.
That
changes tonight. Because, I have found the man to run the show.
Henceforth,
Sean Williams is promoted to IWO Chairman, and as such....he is the man
in
charge of HT. Now let's get on with the show..

(The camera immediately cuts to JT, GP, and Nikki, surrounded by fans,
all
wondering what this means for Takeover.>

GP: I'm speechless......

JT: I LOVE THIS GUY! I was in FWL when he was president! He's a
bonafide
asshole! I love asses! Especially yours Nikki!

(SMACK>

Nikki: :Sigh: Here we go again.....

<"Date Rape" by Sublime hits as the new IWO Chairman, Sean Williams,
walks
out. Being that this is New Jersey, the fans chant along with the song
until
he steps into the ring. The new Chairman grabs the stick.>

Chairman Sean: Continental Airlines Arena! You are here to witness the
birth
of a new era here in the IWO! My era! I was president of the FWL! I was
president of the IML2! I was president of the IML! And now........I am
Chairman of the IWO. TWO YEARS I have waited for this opportunity, and
it is
now mine. And I DO NOT intend on dropping the ball..



Chairman Sean: It is time....time for the IWO to resume its position on
the
top. Which is why I have gotten on the phone, and been doing some
negotiating. The return of Ken War and Tony Davis.....my work. The
glory days
of the IWO are not too far in the past. And, with myself at the helm,
this
show will be BETTER than it was in its prime. Because I am gonna bring
back
the BLOOD!

Crowd: BLOOD!

Chairman Sean: I Am gonna bring back the guts!

Crowd: GUTS!

Chairman Sean: AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, I AM GOING TO BRING BACK THE
LESBIANS!!

Crowd: LESBIANS! HOT DAMN OH YES!!!

JT: YES!!! HOT DAMN OH YES!!!

Chairman Sean: And now........I give you the best wrestling show in
existance. THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER CONTINUES NOW!



GP: Wow.....he seems damn serious about this.

JT: Yes he does! Lesbians and blood! WOOOO!!!!

Nikki: Well......while we contemplate that.....let's go up to the ring.

Tag Team Match
Enemies of the State 2001 vs. Frankenjobber and Dan Kordic
Enough said. :-)


JT: Alright our next match is guarenteed to have some blood shed in it!
We
have Enemy's of the State vs. Frankenjobber and Dan Kordic. Man EOTS
are
going to kick some ass here! Kory Flame and Nicholas Kain are never
going to
lose to a guy named Frankenjobber!

GP: LOOK! They are already going at it on the entry ramp! Flame is
puching
Frank and it looks like Frank is already going to have a serious
injury!
Frank is about to fall off that ramp! No wait Dan just speared Flame
before
he could get in another punch! Dan is getting up and is taken down with
a
clothesline. Flame is back up nd now EOTS is in control. Frank has
finally
regained his balance. Wait EOTS both kicked him in the stomach. Now it
looks
like they are going for a Double Powerbomb slam! They are going to slam
him
off the ramp and look there's a tale down there!

JT: We might just be seeing some blood here! Here he goes! Oh man Dan
got up
and hit them both in the back of the knee! That caused Frank to fall on
both
of them. Frank and Dan are showing off to the crowd. EOTS is back up.
Dan
sees them, he runs at them, BACK BODY DROP OFF THE RAMP! Dan is hurt!
Is he
bleeding! Is he!?!?!?

Nikki: I don't think so.

JT: Damn. Wait now both members of EOTS have Frank!It looks like a
spike
piledriver! On the ramp! This move has got to have blood! Come on quit
wasting time! DO IT! YES THEY DID IT! Wheres the blood!

GP: Would you shut up there is no blood! EOTS is going for the pin now!
Wait
the ref is saying something. He's telling them to get in the ring! This
match
hasn't even started yet!

JT: Well EOTS doesn't seem to care. They are already celebrating. But
look
Dan is getting up! FLAME Just jumped off the top of the ramp and nailed
him
with a huge clotheline! Dan is done! That's it. Wait look at that Flame
hurt
himself! Kain is all alone with Frank now!

GP: So what?

JT: Just pointing that out this will probably get really boring from
now on.
Wake me up when you see some blood. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

GP: Oh well. Look Frank is acctually putting up a fight. He just
elbowed Kain
in the back of the head when Kain went for a T-Bone suplex. frank now
with a
drop kick. He bounces off the ropes, body avalanche! Kain is down!
Frank to
the top! Body Splash! 1..no, kickout by Kain. Kain is back up and taken
down
again by Frank. Frank is looking good here ladies and gentlemen! But
wait
what's Flame and Dan up to.

(((Camera changes to Dan and Flame fighting in the back making their
way to
the ring.)))

DP:Here they come Dan is punched over and over again by Flame. Dan
rolls into
the ring. Flame rolls in and stands up, Flame is kicked in the
mid-section by
Dan, DDT by Dan. Wait Kain is behind Dan, dan turns around, tilt a wirl
piledriver! The cover 1...2...no Frank breaks it up. Frank sets up Kain
for a
piledriver. He hits it. 1...2...no, wait now Flame is back up, he has
frank!
Looks like a reverse powerbomb! No wait Kain is back up, he's hooking
him in
a DDT! DDT Reverse powerbomb COMBO! The cover 1..2..no Dan is there to
brak
the count. Flame goes to punch Dan. Dan with a thumb to the eyes. Flame
seems
to have been really hurt with that one! No wait he just came back and
punched
Dan in the face. Dan is rocking now, Flame and Kain hooks him in a
double
suplex. No double Brainbuster! 1...2...no! Kickout, man that wa
unexpected to
say the least. frank is back in action now and he hits Flame in the
back,
Flame stumbles out of the ring through the ropes. Kain ducks a
clothesline
and throws Frank out of the ring. The ref is checking both men and
making
sure they stay out till they are tagged.

Nikki: Dan just kicked Kain right in the nuts!

JT: Did I hear cuts! Is there blood!

DP: No go back to sleep. Frank now taking control. He tosses Kain into
the
corner and hits him with a body splash. Kain stumble out of the corner.
Frank
goes to the top. Jumps off and nails a huge bulldog. Frank tags in Dan.
Dan
runs at Kain and takes him down with a clothesline. Kain is up and
taken down
with another clothesline. Now kains is thrown into Dan and Franks
corner.
Frank is holding Kain while Dan pounds on him. Flame is trying to get
in the
ring. The ref is distracted while this double team goes on. Finally
Flame
let's up and the ref sees the double team. Dan now taking it to Kain
again.
He whips him off the ropes. Samoan drop. Now Dan goes to the rope and
hits
Kain with an Asai Moonsault. 1...2...no kickout again. Dan going to the
top
rope now, wait kain is up and he hit the ropes causing Dan to fall on
his
balls. Kain is going up now. He has Dan on his shoulders. DVD off the
top.
Man that must have knocked Dan completely out. Kain goes and make the
tag.
Flame runs in and mows down Frank, he picks him up and hits a
powerbomb. Now
he bounces off the rope and hits a huge leg drop across the face. Flame
with
the cover The ref is checking on Dan, look now Frank comes over and
throws
Flame out of the ring. Dan gets up, and it looks like he has something
in his
hand! It's a chain! He nailed Kain and Kain is down, but he's not the
legal
man. Dan goes for the pin. The ref is saying he's not the leagal man!
Dan is
getting up, he's arguing. Here comes Flame, he turns him around and
scoops
him up! Tombstone Piledriver! Frank runs at Flame, Flame scoops him up.
Tombstone on him! Flame is pointing to the top and the fans agree with
it!
Flame takes Dan in a Tombstone possion! He goes to the top! SUPER
TOMBSTONE!
DAN IS BUSTED OPEN!

JT: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! BLOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!! THE COVER
1.....2....3!

GP: Damn........EotS 2001 could be a force....wait, we got something
goin' on
in the back...

(We see the locker room door of the IWO
Intercontinental Tag Team Champions, Bastards Inc. Dane Matthews,
returning
from a long break, quietly walks up to the door. He cracks it open a
little.)

Matthews: Anybody home?

(He throws the door open and rushes in.)

Cyanide: What the f-

(Matthews attacks Cyanide, throwing him into the wall. Angry Johnson
jumps
him from behind but Matthews grabs the television set and smashes it
over
his head. Cyanide gets back up and is thrown into the opposite wall.)

Cyanide: Dane...you little f-cker. Go...get yourself a partner. It's
go
time. We'll have a match before long.

Matthews: My pleasure.

(Matthews kicks Cyanide in the head and leaves to find a partner.)

***Commercial Break***

JT: What kind of an idiot is Dane Matthews? No one jumps Bastards Inc.
and
gets away with it!

Nikki: I know........

GP: Well, we've got our barbed wire baseball bat/thumbtacks deathmatch
up
next!

Meygon: The following is a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat/Pit of Thumbtacks
Deathmatch! Introducing first, standing tall at 6'10". Weighing in at
323
pounds. Hailing from Where the money runs short and the birds crap on
your
shoe. Master of the Cavity Search, Former Extreme Champion, Citizen
Kane!

(Wake Up by Rage Against The Machine blasts throughout the arena as
Citizen
Kane walks out towards the ring to a mixed reaction. Mainly cheers)

Meygon: And his opponent, standing tall at 6'3". Weighing in at 245
pounds.
Hailing from Irving, Texas. Master of The Random Act of Violence, The
King
of Extreme, Mac D!

(Break Stuff blasts throughout the arena as The King of Exteme, Mac D
walks
towards the ring with to a mixed reaction. Mainly cheers. Inside the
ring
are various weapons such as bats, 2x4's, Barbed Wire 2x4's, chairs, set
up
tables, etc.)

JT: This is so gonna rule! There's gonna be blood!

Nikki: Mac D charges Citizen Kane to start things off..Dropkick square
in
the face. Citizen Kane stumbles backwards..Mac D just tackled him
down..He's
punching on the downed Citizen Kane! Mac D goes up to the top rope!
Hurricanranna! He's unleashing a heavy onslaught rather early! Mac D's
picking up a Barbed Wire Bat, he's placing it on Citizen Kane's
back..he's
pulling out his skin! Oh My God! God this is sick! Citizen Kane seems
to be
enjoying this! This is totally sick! Mac D just slammed that bat upside
his
head! Mac D throws the bat away. Citizen Kane stumbles into a corner.
Mac D
jumps on top of him! He's unloading punches.

Fans Counting Mac D's punches: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8

Greg Parker: Citizen Kane knocked off Mac! Citizen's going for that
chair,
Mac D rushes towards Citizen Kane, and nails a Diving Forearm shot.
Citizen
Kane stumbles back into the corner. Mac D is unloading hell onto em!
Mac D
wit constant rights hands! Citizen Kane is starting to slouch to the
second
turnbuckle! Mac D just kicked him the gut! He's down! Mac D is stomping
the
holy hell out of him. Mac is backing up off the fallen Former Extreme
Champion. Mac D's rushing him again with a head full of steam…Citizen
Kane
pops up Two Handed Chokeslam Bomb!

Nikki: My goodness! Citizen Kane with the cover! 1…2.No! Mac D kicks
out.
Citizen Kane is reaching for the chair…Mac D is stumbling up to his
feet and
Citizen Kane has the chair…

*SMACK*

JT: Citizen Kane just floored Mac! Thank God, it wasn't me the one
getting
hit..For Once!

(Mac D drops on his hand and knees. Citizen Kane places him in a
Powerbomb
position.)

JT: I think he's going for a Jack Knife Powerbomb here. Citizen Kane
whips
him up and wait..what's this..Citizen Kane just snapped Mac D back down
into
a Piledriver! What a move! What the hell is that?

Greg Parker: A Jack Knife Piledriver?

Nikki: Sounds good.

JT: Citizen Kane has nailed a Jack Knife Piledriver on Mac D!

Greg Parker: Citizen Kane is getting Mac D too his feet…Citizen Kane
with an
Irish Whip..Citizen Kane is ducking down..Mac D leaps up..Hurricanranna
onto
the chair! Mac had his leg hooked as he took him over! 1…2.Kickout!
Mac D
pulls up Citizen Kane…Mac D off the ropes..Tornado DDT! Mac is going
up
stairs…Missile Dropkick into Citizen Kane! The behemoth only stumbled
backwards!

Nikki: Geez. He's so damn big. Mac D's going off the ropes Cross
Bodyblock…No! Citizen Kane caught him! Fall Away Slam through the
table!
Citizen Kane yanks Mac to his feet. Citizen Kane just Presses Mac above
his
head! Citizen Kane just lauched him into the crowd! Mac just flew in
the 3rd
Row! Citizen Kane steps over the top rope and leaps off the apron.
Citizen
Kane steps over the barricade…he's looking for Mac D, but he's
nowhere in
sight. Citizen Kane just fell to a knee…Mac D hit him with a cellular
phone!
Where'd he get that?

JT: Citizen Kane is busted open from the sharp antenna on that thing!
WooHoo! Blood, Baby! Mac D must've landed in someone's lap..

(A cute 20 year old woman comes into view smiling..)

JT: That lucky bastard! Why couldn't I have landed in her lap!

*SMACK*

Nikki: Happy Now!

Greg Parker: Nikki just smacked JT onto the lap of that woman..and she
doesn't look too happy about it…

*SMACK*

JT: That felt sssoooo good to be in her lap!

Greg Parker: I bet it did…Mac D's picking up a chair..he just swatted
Citizen Kane over the barricade! Mac D's taking him to the Spanish
Announcing Table..

JT: Heheee, Heehee..SAT! Mac D just placed Citizen Kane onto the SAT!
Heehee! Mac D slides into the ring…He's going up top…Senton Back
Splash..and
Nobody Home! Mac D went through the SAT! Citizen Kane got out the way
just
in time. Citizen Kane is picking up Mac..He's setting him up for the
Dominator…DDT out of the Dominator by Citizen Kane! What a move! Mac
D is
busted open from hitting his head on some of the SAT remains! Citizen
Kane
just Irish Whipped Mac D into the Ring Post..Mac's stumbling
out..Citizen
Kane just scooped up Mac D and rammed his back into that ring post!

Nikki: Citizen Kane just rolled Mac D into the ring. He's showboating a
bit…Citizen Kane just slid in after him..Mac D is starting to get to
his
feet..somehow! Mac D's reaching for that Barbed Wire…No..Citizen Kane
just
scooped him up in a Back Suplex..No…One handed Powerbomb out of that
Back
Suplex! Citizen Kane Irish Whips Mac D off the ropes..Big Boot by
Citizen
Kane! Mac D's still trying to get to his feet! He just won't stay down!
Citizen Kane picks him up..Irish Whip again! Mac D with a Spinning Leg
Lock
around the waist Citizen Kane…who picks hold on and lifts him
up..Inverted
Powerbomb…No! Bulldog by Mac D! Mac D with a Side Waist Lock Suplex!
Mac D's
off the ropes…he just leaped over a Knee attempt by Citizen Kane and
School
Boy Rollup! 1…2.Kickout! Citizen's Kane's getting up fast..No…DDT
by Mac D!
Citizen Kane's stumbling to his feet..German Suplex by Mac D! He's
holding
on..another German Suplex! Mac D pulls him up again and spins around
Side
Belly to Belly Suplex! What a combination!

JT: Citizen Kane's getting to his feet…Mac D with a Running Head
Scissors!
Mac D's going to the top rope…Guillotine Leg Drop! Mac D with the
cover!
1…2..Kickout! Mac D's running off the ropes again..Running Head
Scissors..No! Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker by that Monster! Citizen Kane
presses
up Mac D…Gutbuster! Mac D's crawling over to the ropes…Citizen
Kane's
running off the ropes parallel to the ones by Mac…and Sitdown Splash
across
the back of Mac! Citizen Kane pulls Mac D off the ropes and Side Waist
Lock
into a Powerslam! Citizen Kane helps up Mac D to his feet again..Irish
Whip
by Citizen Kane..Flapjack into the air…Big Boot! Mac D's pulling
himself up
with the ropes…Citizen Kane's charging Mac D…Body Splash! Citizen
Kane has
Mac D by the throat…Throat Toss out of the corner!

Greg Parker: Citizen Kane's picking up a box. Can someone get a closeup
on
that…Good Lord! It's box with tacks! Citizen Kane is picking up one
of the
tables that got knocked over from earlier…he's pouring the tacks on
the
table! Someone's gonna go home hurt after this! Mac D is getting to his
feet. Citizen Kane's going over to him…Mac D with a Front Dropkick to
Citizen's thigh! Citizen Kane stumbles back again…Mac D's charging
with a
full head of steam…Citizen Kane with a Standing Spinebuster Slam!
Citizen
Kane places Mac D on the Top Turnbuckle. He's going to put him through
the
table! Citizen Kane goes up top, Mac D is nailing him in the stomach
with
constant punching. Mac D grabs Citizen Kane from under his arms. He
just
threw Citizen Kane in the air. Mac D jumps off…RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE
(Samoan Neckbreaker/Flapjack into Inverted 3/4 Neckbreaker)! RANDOM ACT
OF
VIOLENCE THROUGH THE TABLE! Mac D rolls on top for the cover!
1…2…3!

Meygon: And You're Winner, The King of Extreme, Mac D!

("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays as The King of Extreme, Mac D walks
heads to back to a mixed reaction, mainly cheers Citizen Kane
eventually
gets up and "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Citizen
heads to
the back with a mixed reaction from the crowd, mainly cheers.)

(As we return to the back, we see Dane Matthews talking to Sean
Williams,
head of
Hostile Takeover. Matthews hands Sean a large wad of cash, and they
shake
hands.)

Sean: Hehe, no problem. I/C Title Match it is.

GP: Can you believe this? Dane Matthews paying off Sean to get
Bastards,
Inc. to put the belts on the line!!

Nikki: He's been on the job for 35 minutes and he's ALREADY corrupt!

JT: CORRUPTION RULES!!



GP: Someone's arriving at the building! Who is it? It's...it's.....I
DON'T
KNOW! WHOEVER IT KNOCKED OUR CAMERAMAN COLD BEFORE WE COULD GET A GOOD
LOOK
AT HIM!

Nikki: Why wouldn't anyone want to be seen?

JT: I don't know. Maybe he's ugly....

comes
down to the ring.>

GP: The most hardcore man EVER in this industry has come back to
Takeover!



Ken War: Open challenge for next week.....anyone who thinks they can
handle
me.....step on up...

<"Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera plays.......>

Voice: Sound familiar Ken? Our stable music in the Horsemen of the
Apocalypse. Much has happened since your apparent death.......and now,
it is
time for us to finally do what we never did.....lock it up one on one.

Endtimes" by
Marilyn Manson plays, as a familiar figure walks out.>

GP: IT'S CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!!

JT: NOT AGAIN! WHEN IS THIS IDIOT GOING TO GIVE UP?!

Capital Punishment: To all of you out there who think I suck
now.....well,
you're absolutely right. But I honestly don't care. I'm out here for
the hell
of it, because quite simply, this business is my life. Ken War, we've
been on
the same side for ages, and because of that....the fans never got to
see
Capital Punishment vs. Ken War......well, THEY ARE DAMN SURE GONNA SEE
IT
NOW!!

GP: PUNISHMENT CHARGES THE RING! War waiting on him! Right hand by Ken,
blocked by CP......DEATH PENALTY!!!!! MY GOD!! KEN WAR JUST GOT RIGHT
BACK UP
AFTER THE DEATH PENALTY!! NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE! War picks
up
Capital Punishment! He places him up top.......THE DROP!!! THE DROP BY
KEN
WAR ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!

Nikki: War putting the boots to CP! he picks Punishment up.....LOW BLOW
BY
CAPPY! HE'S CALLING FOR SOMETHING!

GP: HE DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKS THE WAR MACHINE!!! WAR IS VERTICAL.......MY
GOD!!
PUNISHMENT DROPPED HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER! A DOUBLE
UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER! HE CALLS THAT THE CRIME AND PUNISHMENT! Security
trying to pull these two apart!



Chairman Sean: Hmmm.......this'll be money. Next week on Hostile
Takeover....Capital Punishment vs. Ken War......let's make it a Hell's
Dungeon match!

JT: YES!!! KEN WAR'S SPECIALTY MATCH!! WHICH MEANS LOTS OF BLOOD!!!

driving
off in his Corvette.>

We cut backstage and see Dane Matthews. He's looking around,
distraught,
as his match is soon and nobody has agreed to be his partner.)

Matthews: Anybody? Please?

(Matthews continues along the hallway, until he gets to a lounge-type
area.
He looks inside and sees a pair of former World Champions, more
specifically
Rob Kestler chatting with his friend and next door neighbor Gunnar
Smith.)

Smith: You know, I was just having a bad day when I threw that trash
over
the fence.

Kestler: Yep. So?

Smith: As with the midget thing, all these unpopular jobbers are
stealing it
and taking it to extremes.

Kestler: Daze has a winning record, mind you.

(They break into laughter.)

Smith: Then the unfunny, untalented, (and probably gay) Onslaught shows
up
and "destroys" Daze's house. People stealing the trash dumping was bad
enough, but that just took the cake-

Matthews: Excuse me..

(Kestler points over Gunnar's shoulder at Matthews. Gunnar turns
around and
sees him standing there, jaw agape.)

Smith: What?

Matthews: YOU'RE BACK! YES! GUNNAR HAS RETURNED!!

Smith: Umm...sorry kid, who are you?

Matthews: Dane Matthews!

(Gunnar looks at Kestler, who shrugs.)

Smith: Do I know you?

Matthews: Yeah! Dane Matthews!

(Gunnar looks over at Kestler again.)

Kestler: I dunno.

Smith: What'd you want?

Matthews: Well...I have this match tonight, and I really need a
partner.

Smith: I'm retired, bud. Sorry.

Kestler: Derp.

Smith: Took the words right out of my mouth.

Matthews: But...you're here and...

Smith: I like to stop by the shows and catch up with some of my old
friends.

Matthews: Would you please be my partner?

Smith: Look...even if I was going to come back, I'd go find somebody
else to
team with. Like Rob here, for example.

Kestler: Booyah.

(In the background, Mike Extreme is walking by.)

Smith: Hey Mike, wanna team with Dane again?

Extreme: F-ck you.

Smith: Guess not.

(Dane sighs and walks off, in search of a partner.)

GP: Welll.................it's time for an NA Title Tournament match,
Al
Coholic vs. Joey Malone......but Malone is nowhere to be found! Al just
pacing up and down in the ring......

<"Broken Home" by Papa Roach plays.>

Nikki: IT'S SCOTT MORRIS!!! HOLY SHIT!! HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND SINCE
DESPERATE
MEASURES 1999 WHEN HE LOST TO TITAN!!! HE GRABS AL COHOLIC!! CHIP OFF
THE OL'
BLOCK! MORRIS HAS LAID OUT AL COHOLIC!!

<"Date Rape" by Sublime plays as Chairman Sean runs out.>

GP: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CHAIRMAN DOING OUT HERE?!

Chairman Sean: HOW DARE YOU COME BACK HERE AND FUCK WITH MY
TOURNAMENT?!

Scott Morris: I'M THE BLUE CHIPPER! I CAME THIS DAMN CLOSE TO BEATING
TITAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT NEW GUY!

Chairman Sean: NOT ON MY WATCH! I'M A TRAINED PRO WRESTLER! YOU WANNA
GO?!

Scott Morris: That's a laugh! This'll be easy!

JT: SCOTT SWINGS! THE CHAIRMAN DUCKS!! ABUSE OF POWER (Double Arm DDT)!
THE
ABUSE OF POWER BY CHAIRMAN SEAN ON SCOTT MORRIS! THE CHAIRMAN GRABS A
MIC!!

Chairman Sean: YOU WANTED MY ATTENTION?! YOU GOT IT! TWO WEEKS FROM NOW
ON HT
YOU AND ME ARE GONNA GO! IF YOU BEAT ME, YOU GET A SHOT AT ANY BELT YOU
WANT
EXCEPT THE WORLD TITLE! IF I BEAT YOU, YOU NEVER WRESTLE ON MY FUCKING
SHOW
AGAIN! THE MATCH IS MADE!!!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm supplying the blood.......time to
go
get the lesbians!!

back
incensed.>

GP: Chairman Sean has just jumped in WAAAAAAYYYYY over his head. Scott
Morris
is one of like five guys who has ever taken Titan to the limit here in
the
IWO.

Nikki: You may be right....but let's go up to the ring. We've got an NA
Title
Tournament match up next..



GP: And here we go…AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) and High Flyer…

JT: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) jumps on Flyer…

Nikki: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is all over Flyer right now!
Amazing,
Flyer doesn’t even know what the hell hit him…he is not reacting to
the blows
to the head. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) picks him up and throws him
into
the ropes…

JT: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) runs into the ropes…and is meets
Flyer with
a vicious clothesline!

GP: Look at High Flyer, he gets right up! He is standing and
laughing at
AWS Man. Flyer spits in the face of AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)!

JT: There goes your respect AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)!

GP: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is temporarily blinded, and High
Flyer
throws him into the corner, Flyer runs toward the turnbuckle and
jumps…my
god…he is going to crush AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)!

Nikki: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) moves out of the way! FLYER COMES
CRASHING DOWN ON THE TURNBUCKLE!

GP: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) now with the advantage. AWS Man
(Also Known
As Bill) stomps at the down Flyer. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) picks
him up
and hooks him up…snap-suplex.

JT: Flyer just got thrown back by AWS Man (Also Known As
Bill)…how?!?!

Nikki: Lucky son of a bitch!

GP: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) continuing the assault on Flyer…who
is
feeling the effects of the suplex. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) grabs
Flyer
for a headlock…and will punches Flyer on the temple multiple times.

JT: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is being ruthless…and the fans are
loving
it…everything AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) does…they cheer on the
top of
their
lungs!

GP: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) lets go of the headlock, Flyer falls
right
back…AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) into the ropes…and jumps!

Nikki: Elbow drop across the chest of Flyer…COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THR..

GP: Damn…Flyer kicks out! He has gotten his ass kicked most of the
match!…

Nikki: Flyer is still down!

JT: That does not stop AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)… AWS Man (Also
Known As
Bill) starts stomping at the head of Flyer!

GP: Flyer is being dominated…AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) picks up
Flyer…and
hooks him up…

JT: FLYER HEAD BUTTS AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BILL)…AWS MAN (ALSO
KNOWN AS
BILL) GOES DOWN HARD!

Nikki: AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) is busted open…Jesus…Flyer
must have a
thick skull!

GP: Flyer grabs AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) and pulls him off the
ground…throws him into the corner and pulls AWS Man (Also Known As
Bill) up
the ropes…they are both on the top turnbuckle…AWS Man (Also Known
As Bill)
seems out of it…Flyer sets him up for a…a…COLD SNOW….MY GOD!
HE WOULDN’T!

Nikki: He signals to the crowd…he is going to do it!

GP: COLD SNOW…OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JESUS CHRIST…FLYERIS GOT
THIS ONE
DONE! COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!!

JT: BIG WIN FOR FLYER! HE ADVANCES ON TO FACE THE WINNER OF
SPAZ/CYANIDE FOR
THE NA TITLE NEXT WEEK!

Nikki: We're going to go straight into our next NA Tourney match!

GP: LiGiL now beating on Extreme with rights and lefts. Extreme is
trying to
block the punches, but he is not able to fend off the flurry of
punches.

JT: Extreme hits LiGiL in the gut with his knee…LiGiL continues
punching!

Nikki: LiGiL grapples Extreme…fall away suplex. COVER!

One…

GP: Kick out after one! Extreme is not going down that quick.

JT: Now LiGiL picks up Extreme off the canvas…uppercut! LiGiL is
dominating
this early.

Nikki: LiGiL picks up Extreme…PALINDROME!!! PALINDROME!!!
COVER!!!!

One…

Two…

Three…

GP: Extreme moves! He almost lost the match!

JT: Now Extreme on the offensive. He his hitting him with
rights…jabbing at
LiGiL now…LiGiL grabs his fist! LiGiL pulls him in…

Nikki: Extreme clotheslines him hard with the left arm! LiGiL falls
to the
mat!
Extreme now stomping on the down LiGiL. He picks up LiGiL…suplex.

GP: Come on…he could be in a coma. He is dead! Get him out of
there…before
he becomes Dan Kordiac.

Nikki: LiGiL is up now. He kicks Extreme in the gut…he sets him up
for a
piledriver…PILEDRIVER ON MIKE EXTREME! Extreme is holding his neck.

JT: LiGiL picks up Extreme…knee the back of Extreme.

GP: LiGiL picks up Mike Extreme… Extreme stands up. LiGiL is
charging
toward him…LiGiL is met with a clothesline. He is knocked down hard
on the
outside!

Nikki: Guess who has the advantage!

JT: Mike picks up LiGiL, and slams his head against the guardrail. He
slams
it again…and again! Mike is not looking back here…because he can
not afford
to!

GP: Mike is taking LiGiL toward us. He slams his head against the
announce
table. LiGiL is dazed! Mike has the right strategy, bring it right to
LiGiL!

JT: Mike picks up LiGiL for a military press…he pumps him in the
air…AND HE
DROPS HIM ON THE TABLE! THE TABLE IS CRACKED…AND LIGIL IS IN OBVIOUS
PAIN!

Nikki: Look at Mike…he is laughing at LiGiL! He climbs on the to
the top
turnbuckle…HE IS GOING TO GO FOR A LEG DROP ON LIGIL!!!

GP: HE JUMPS…

Nikki: HE HITS THE LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS LIGIL’S THROAT!!! LIGIL IS
OUT OF
THIS
QUICK!!! LIGIL IS ABOUT TO BE UPSET!!!

GP: MIKE THROWS LIGIL BACK INTO THE RING!!! HE IS IN…HE COVERS!!!

One…

Two…

Three!

GP: Mike WON!!

JT: NO HE DIDN’T…!!!

Nikki: LIGIL GOT HIS ARM ON THE ROPES!!!

GP: LIGIL’S LUCKY HIS ARM WAS EXTENDED!!!

JT: Mike is celebrating…does he not know that LiGiL had his arm on
the rope?
He is giving LiGiL time to recover!

Nikki: LiGiL is moving…Extreme has his arm up…he is taunting the
crowd! He
thinks he won!

JT: LiGiL is up to one knee…he is back to his feet, but he looks
dazed!!! He
charges toward Extreme!!!

Nikki: Mike is talking with the ref…the ref is explaining to him
that the
match
is not over!!! BAM!!! HE IS MET WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE
HEAD!!!

JT: Mike is on the ground…LiGiL stomps down on him! LiGiL is looked
on Mike!
LiGiL picks him up…throws him into the ropes…TILT-O-WHIRL
BACKBREAKER ON
Mike!!! LiGiL is down too!!! He grabs his knee!

GP: LiGiL put on one helluva move…but his left knee felt all of it!

Nikki: LiGiL gets up…he is walking with a little imbalance towards
Mike
Extreme!

GP: LiGiL is walking toward Mike…who is trying to get up…LiGiL
picks him
up…scoop slam! LiGiL runs into the ropes…elbow drop on Mike!

JT: LiGiL gets up…he goes to the outside…he grabs a chair!!!

GP: LiGiL is back in the ring…Mike is getting up slowly…MIKE
EXTREME KICKS
THE CHAIR BACK INTO LIGIL’S FACE!!! BAM!!! CHAIR SHOT TO THE
CRANIUM VIA A
BOOT!!!!!!

MR: LiGiL’s head is imprinted on the steel chair…he collapsed to
the mat!
LiGiL is showing the crowd the chair! LiGiL is in control right now!

Nikki: Mike looks at LiGiL…down on the mat…HE STARTS BEATING HIM
WITH THE
CHAIR!!! Mike IS BEATING LIGIL WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

JT: THE REF GRABS THE CHAIR FROM EXTREME…HE COVERS!

One…

Two…

Three!



Ring Annoucer: Your winner…MIKE EXTREME

GP: Fans…Mike Extreme wins! We will be right back!

*COMMERCIAL*

Chairman
Sean gets out.>

Chairman Sean: This is great! I'm gonna get some!

women
there. In fact, the only males are the bartender. Sean walks in and
orders a
beer, and starts talking with the bartender>

Bartender: What the hell are you doing here? This is a lesbian bar!

Chairman Sean: Really?! DAMN! Oh well, I'll still find
someone......hey, you
got any wrestling tapes here?

Bartender: Yeah........one. An IWO tape from Fear the Darkness 2000. A
Ladies
Royale

Chairman Sean: Put it in.

lights
up.>

Chairman Sean: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!! Who is that?

John
"Vampyre". She has former IWO female superstars Ariana and Luscious on
their
knees buck naked. Sean smiles.>

Chairman Sean: She wouldn't happen to come here, would she?

Bartender: Actually, she's right over there.



Chairman Sean: Alright. Time to go practice the tried and true Sean
technique.

tried
and true pick up techniques from his theme song, "Date Rape"

Chairman Sean: I've got a car parked right outside.......how'd you like
to go
for a ride?

(and she said!)

Lindley: Let me think...

Chairman Sean: That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?

Lindley: Su- HEY! WAIT! I KNOW HOW THE REST OF THIS GOES! Don't even
try it.
I don't go for guys like you. Hell, I don't go for guys period.

Chairman Sean: You mean you never did John McRae?

Lindley: Nope.....wait......how do you know McRae?

Chairman Sean: I've been in the IWO executive offices for a while. I'm
Chairman now. Let's get down to it. I'm going to bring back lesbians to
the
IWO. There will be girls for you to suck do your heart's content!

Lindley: Really?

Chairman Sean: Yes. One condition. That you be my, well, assistant.

Lindley: Fine. But don't try anything.

Chairman Sean: Or what?

crotch.
The guiy goes down in pain.>

Lindley: That.

together.>

JT: WOOHOO!!!! LINDLEY'S BACK!!!

GP: Um......our Chairman is an idiot. Who the hell would pick up a
lesbian if
he's a guy? Bottom line.......Lindley Taber may be lovely......but
she's
extremely dangerous, especially with that kick.

Nikki: Well, we have actual MATCHES to go to.....so up next is
Onslaught
taking on the three men he has managed to piss off.



JT: Look at all three men attack Onslaught!

GP: Now the ref is telling Daze and Ray to get into
their corner and wait for the tag!

Nikki: Come on ref! It was totally fair!

JT: Shut up Nikki! You lying slut!

*SMACK

GP: Some things never change do they!? Anyways, Ash
Robinson with a lou thez press and is now beating the
living holy hell out of Onslaught!

Nikki: Living holy hell?

JT: Look at Ash! He's now allowing Onslaught to get
up. He grabs him and tosses him into the ropes,
Airplane Spin Backbreaker! I think he killed Onslut!

*SMACK*

JT: OUCH!

GP: Will you two quit!?

Nikki: Maybe if he'd quit being so damn immature!

JT: Your the one going through guy's locker room
looking for money after you fuck them and drug them!

*SMACK*

GP: Pay attention to the damn match! Ash tags in Billy
Ray who begins to drunkly stomp on Onslaught! He
stumbles back and tags the hand of DONNIE DAZE!!

Nikki: That bastard!

JT: I thought you two were lovers!?

*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! FUCKING SMACK!*

GP: Dammit JT! If your going to be a moron... leave!
DAZE WITH THE MARCO POLO SUBMISSION!

Nikki: Ash is... distracting the ref??

JT: NOOOOO!!!

GP: Aparently they're doing this so Onslaught feels
pain after what he did to Ash and Daze at Ice Age, a
big event with more then a million viewers!!

Nikki: I'm glad he hurt Daze!

JT: Yeah, an Onslaught from him and Nikki's on her
knees!

*SMACK*

GP: I can't work with you two! YOUR BOTH SO
FRUSTERATING!! AHHHHHH!!!

Nikki: Onslaught is unconcious!!

JT: Really? I thought that was only after his bedtime
story from Madam Nikki...

*SMACK*

GP: Heh, I give up... *Goes Crazy*

Nikki: I guess Greg's not going to help us anymore.

JT: Guess not... so we can just go one on one!?

*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! DAMMIT DIE! SMACK!*

GP: *Still Crazy*

Nikki: Onslaught is being held up by Ray and Daze
now... SHADOW KICK FROM ASH!!!

JT: Daze has him... DAZED AND CONFUSED! OH GOD
ONSLAUGHT IS DEAD!!

Nikki: The lights went out!? WHAT THE HELL!!

JT: We're sorry fans for the technical
difficulties...*Goes into Dream Land*

Nikki: What's touching my breast! GOD DAMMIT JT!

*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*

JT: IT WASN'T ME!

GP: *Going Crazy on Nikki's Breast*

Nikki: Ohhh... GP... *Zip*

JT: Looks like I'll be handling this "dark
match"....the lights back on and Ash, Daze and Ray are
laid out! ONSLAUGHT IS LYING OVER ASH AND RAY!! He's
coming too and locks Courage Required on Daze, who is
unconcious... THE REF RAISES HIS HAND THREE TIMES...
ONSLAUGHT MIRACULOUSLY WINS!!

*The lights go out and "Paper Cut" by Linkin Park
blasts over the speakers, and the crowd gives a HUGE
outstanding ovation as the #1 contender for the world
title steps out onto the ramp.*

Syphon Fission: Onslaught... your time has come!!

*The lights go out once again as someone jumps from
the crowd and attacks Onslaught from behind. He lifts
him up and preforms a Burning Hammer(Reverse DVD)!!!
Syphon then runs into the ring, picks Onslaught up and
DEATH PLUNGE!! The other guy, puts Onslaught onto the
top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. He gets on the
second rope, and is facing the center ring. He reaches
behind him, grabs Onslaught's arms and drills him into
the mat with a second rope reverse iconoclasm. The man
stands up, and reveals himself to be Mike Extreme.
"Paper Cut" by Linkin Park plays as both men leave...
to a standing ovation?*

Nikki: I can't believe Onslaught beat all three guys!!!

GP: I can't believe Fission wasted his time with Onslut!



GP: And now........the NA TITLE MATCH!!!

Meygon: The following match is for one fall and is for the Internet
Wrestling Organization North American Championship! Introducing first
the
challenger, standing tall at 6'8". Weighing in at 318.75 pounds.
Hailing
from Canterbury, New Zealand. Master of The Dark Side of The Moon,
Former
United States Champion…CYANIDE!

("The End is The Beginning is The End" by Smashing Pumpkins blasts
throughout the arena as Cyanide walks out towards the ring to a mixed
reaction. Mainly cheers)

Meygon: In addition, his opponent, the champion, standing tall at 6'0".
Weighing in at 225 pounds. Hailing from Lexington, Kentucky. Master of
Spaztic Combustion, The IWO North American Champion…SPAZ!

("Twist of Cain" by Danzig blasts throughout the arena as Spaz walks
out
with his North American Championship towards the ring to a mixed
reaction.
Mainly cheers)

Greg Parker: This should be a great one. Spaz and Cynaide are circling
around each other, sizing each other up…And they lock up. Cyanide
with the
size advantage is backing up Spaz into the corner. Cyanide drives in a
Big
Elbow to Spaz! Cyanide with a right hand, no Spaz ducks out under
Cyanide
and out of the corner. Spaz's unleashing a barrage of punches into
Cyanide's
midsection! Cyanide just pushes him backwards by his face. Spaz rushes
back
into Cyanide…Big Boot! Spaz stumbles out backwards…Cyanide charges
out with
a thunderous clothesline!

Nikki: This isn't fair..Spaz is giving up almost 100 pounds! Cyanide
off the
ropes..Elbow Drop! Cyanide's picking up the downed champion, Cyanide
Irish
Whipped Spaz into the ropes..Cyanide runs off the same rope…Faceplant
by
Cyanide! Cyanide with the cover! 1…Kickout! It's way too early for a
win.
Cyanide pulls up Spaz T-Bone Cyplex…No Spaz cartwheels over onto his
feet.
Spaz off the ropes..Somersault Lariat by the champion! Spaz off the
ropes
again Running Lariat..Cyanide stumbles…Spaz with another Lariat.
Cyanide
stumbles back some more. Spaz off the ropes Rolling Thunder Lariat!
Cyanide
just went over the top rope!

JT: Cyanide's making it up to his feet..again..Spaz off the ropes he
leaps
unto the ropes and High Flying Splash onto Cyanide! Spaz and Cyanide
both
scramble to their feet. Spaz with a dropkick into the railing. Spaz
Irish
Whips Cyanide back into the ring. Spaz heads up to the Top Rope!
Cyanide's
getting to his feet…Dragonranna! Spaz heads up to the top rope
again..Moonsault into a Frog Splash! Spaz with the cover!
1…2.Kickout! Spaz
with a Somersault Back Splash onto Cyanide. Spaz with a Standing
Splash!

Nikki: Cyanide stumbles to his feet. Spaz takes a swing, Cyanide ducks
behind..Tiger Suplex! Cyanide holds on..Cyanide flips his arms..Dark
Side of
the Moon Plex! Cyanide with the cover! 1..2..Kickout! Cyanide with an
Irish
Whip to Spaz..Spaz runs up the turnbuckle..Bionic Elbow..No! Sambo
Cyplex!
Cyanide places Spaz between he's legs..Powerbomb..No..The Cylock
Powerbomb!
Cyanide with the cover! 1…2.Kicjout! Spaz just won't stay down.
Cyanide
pulls Spaz up by the waist..He's going for the Cyanide Driver…Falling
Reverse DDT by Spaz! Spaz with the cover! 1..2.Kickout!

Greg Parker: Cyanide's getting up to his feet..Spaz knocks the former
United
States Champion down with a Jumping Knee. Cyanide gets back up quickly.
Spaz's charging in..Cyanide with a clothesline…Spaz ducks
under..Neckbreaker. Spaz yanks the giant to his feet…Spaz with a
dropkick,
sending Cyanide into the corner. Spaz charges towards the
challenger..Cyanide backdrops him over…No! Spaz landed on the apron.
Spaz
leaps to the top rope…SPAZTIC COMBUSTION (Diamond Dust)! SPAZTIC
COMBUSTION!
Spaz rolls over with the cover! 1…2…3! Spaz wins it!

Meygon: And still, North American Champion…SPAZ!

("Twist of Cain" by Danzig plays as IWO North American Champion, Spaz
heads
to back to a mixed reaction, mainly cheers Cyanide eventually gets up
and
"The End is The Beginning is The End" by Smashing Pumpkins plays as
Cyanide
heads to the back with a mixed reaction from the crowd.)

GP: Big win for Spaz! He's on his way to the World Title Shot!



High Flyer: Hey Kate......I'll be right back....

Kate Young: No problem.



Nikki: THE WORLD TITLE MATCH IS UP NEXT!!

*Commercial*

GP: WE'RE BACK!!! Maniac Mansion World Title Match.......who's gonna
win it?
LET'S FIND OUT!

Main Event
Maniac Mansion Match
World Heavyweight Championship
Phelen Kell -c- vs. Sam Potright vs. Rob Kestler

GP:Fans, Hostile Takeover has been a wild ride, and
it's only going to get more wild.

JT:I wonder if there's some pornos in this mansion...
I mean, Kestler needs some reading material while Kell
and Potright beat the hell out of each other.

Nikki:Sick *Censored*.

GP:Let's just get this thing on the roll.

(Fade into the mansion, as we see a battered and
bruised Phelen Kell standing, holding the Title in his
hands. He's bandaged pratically all over his body, as
he is definitly worn out. We hear Meygon's voice over
the background noise, which is some eerie organ
music.)

Meygon:This next match, is a World Heavyweight
Championship, to be contested in a Maniac Manson.
Introducing first, the champion. He is considered the
Legend, and one of the greatest men to wrestle in the
Internet Wrestling Organization. Introducing... Phelen
Kell.

(The camera switches over to Potright, who is shown
trying to regain his senses. He is smacking himself in
his head.)

Meygon:And his opponent, and challenger, he hails from
Salem Massechuttes, and has been known to be a very
crazy wrestler. He is a living extreme legend. Here is
Sam Potright...

(The camera fades over to Rob Kestler, who is studying
a book dealing with Newton's three laws. He then gets
catch of a shiny object.)

Meygon:And his opponent, he owns the local porn shop,
and is a former World Heavyweight champion, here is
Rob Kestler!

(Kestler caught his eye with a dust bunny, and
attempts to grab it.)

*Ding, Ding, Ding*

GP:And now we see a battered Kell makin' his way down
through one of the floors, trying to find both
Potright and Kestler.

(We see Kell look into an empty room, as all of a
sudden he's kicked in the midsection by Potright,
who's hanging from the doorway.)

JT:Potright outta nowhere!

Nikki:Potright grabs Kell and slams him face first
into a rottened and destroyed dresser. Potright just
shoved Kell down, and he's trying to throw the dresser
onto Kell!

GP:DAMN! It fell, but Kell BARELY got out of the way!

JT:Potright back on with swift kicks to Kell's bruised
ribs. Potright is a mad man!

Nikki:Did I just see Kestler walk by the doorway?

GP:I think you did Nikki. Potright is hammering Kell
with right hands, and Kestler looks into the room.

(Kestler shrugs his shoulders, as Potright sees him.
Potright immediatly tackles him, and starts laying in
with right hands on Kestler.)

JT:Fist of Fury from Potright! Potright seems like the
man to beat right now.

GP:Kell just grabs Potright and tosses him down by the
back of his head! Potright just cracked that floor! He
almost fell through!

Nikki:Kell picks Potright back up off the mat, and
nails him with a huge ddt! Another cracking of the
floor. And look, Kestler just jumped onto Kell! Dear
god! They all crashed through the floor! They just
feel to the floor underneath!

GP:Get a camera down there!

(Quick cut scene, as we see all three men down. Kell
seems to have taken the brunt of it, as Kell seems to
be out. Wait, a referee!)

GP:Cover?!? 1-2-NO! Kell got a shoulder up! Who the
hell would have won the title had Kell been down for
the three count!?!?

JT:Kestler AND Potright! They wouldn't be beat!

Nikki:Potright grabs Kestler, and slams him onto the
bed with a snap mare. Kestler lands hard, even though
it's a soft bed. Potright climbs up onto a desk,
and... DIVING LEG DROP! THROUGH THE FREAKIN' BED! DEAR
GOD!

GP:Cover! 1-2-NO! Kell interupts the count! We almost
had a new champion!

JT:Kell grabs Potright, and slams him into the wall!
Potright backs off, Kell nails him with a huge super
kick!

Nikki:Potright was just rocked, and Kestler is back
up. Kell grabs Kestler, and goes for a swinging
neckbreaker, but Kestler pushes him off. Kestler hooks
Kell in a full nelson. The referee is checking...

GP:Double low blow by Potright! He caught both Kestler
and Kell, and Potright rolls up Kestler! 1-2-NO!
Kestler gets a shoulder up out of the ground.

JT:Potright grabs Kestler, and locks him into a side
headlock. He's wrenching it in on Kestler, trying to
make him submit. Kell is slowly getting to his feet,
as he grabs Potright from behind! He suplexes
Potright, which suplexes Kestler! Dear god!

GP:All three men are down, we're on the ground floor
of this mansion at least, as of now. The referee is
initiating a ten count right now, but Kell just draps
his arm over Potright! 1-2-NO! Potright gets a
shoulder up!

Nikki:Kestler grabs Potright, and throws him out of
the door. Kell grabs Potright, and slams him out,
squashing him and Kestler together!

GP:Kestler and Potright are hammering each other up
the stairs, as Kell is following. Kell turns Potright
around and hammers him with a huge right! Potright
turns around RIGHT INTO A CALL FROM BEYOND!

JT:That put them through the damn stairs! Dear god,
those rotted stairs crumbled!

Nikki:Kestler barely keeps his footing, Kell grabs
Kestler and hits him with a vertical suplex down the
steps! Kell is trying to gain his second wind!

GP:Kell gets back to his feet, and he sees the downed
Potright. Kell, from the stairs, he nails a HUGE Elbow
drop! Reminiscent of last sunday's Pay Per View! Kell
covers Potright, 1-2-3! Yes! Kell retains his title!

JT:NO! NO DAMNIT!

Meygon:You're winner, and STILL World champion, the
Legend, Phelen Kell!

GP: Phelen Kell retains against all odds!!

<"No Leaf Clover" by Metallica plays.>

JT: YES!!! GUNNAR SMITH HAS ENTERED THE MANSION! HE GRABS SAM POTRIGHT!
DOGGINATOR! Capital Punishment now rushes in! Rob Kestler
swings......DEATH
PENALTY! Punishment and Smith now advancing towards Phelen
Kell....Punishment
kicks the IWO World Champion in the gut! That's the man who retired
Capital
Punishment a month or so ago!

Nikki: Punishment lifts up Kell.........Powerbomb........AND GUNNAR
COMES
FLYING OFF THE STAIRS WITH AN ELBOWDROP! THE POINT OF NO RETURN FROM
THE
PRISONERS OF SOCIETY!

Gunnar Smith: It's been a while, hasn't it?

Capital Punishment: Yeah. Good thing that Chairman guy gave me a new
contract.

Gunnar Smith: Regardless.......as we did before....the Prisoners of
Society
shall take this federation apart, piece by piece.

GP: Gunnar had said he was retired! Dane Matthews is coming out here,
and he
doesn't look at all happy!

Dane Matthews: YOU SAID YOU WERE RETIRED YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Gunnar Smith: I lied.

Nikki: BASTARDS INC. ARE OUT HERE! CYANIDE AND ANGRY JOHNSON ASSAULT
DANE
MATTHEWS! WAIT! POTRIGHT IS UP! HE GRABS CYANIDE! WAR WITHIN A BREATH!
TEAM
CGI IS RUNNING INTO THE MANSION! CITIZEN KANE AND JOEY MALONE
ASSAULTING THE
POS!! WE'VE GOT TO GO!!!



dressing room.>

High Flyer: Hey Kate! I'm bac-- KATE? WHERE ARE YOU? SON OF A BITCH!!!!

-Fin-