[The scene opens with a heart beating...then a flash of the IWO banner.... |
There is another heart beating and it starts to get faster as the IWO banner
Flashes again and again. Then all of a sudden there is a strike of lighting and the
IWO banner shows up on fire. The IWO Symbol then melts into the MNM banner and fades into the dark as the scene then cuts into the The Greensboro Center and a sold out crowed of over 30,000 people on there feet. The camera view then changes to the ramp as Pyro and fireworks start to go off!!! The camera then starts to go over the fans with signs in there hands. One reads. 'My heart is taken by Arrows!" another one reads. 'Hump This' Next to that there is a sign that says. '2 time 2 time world champ!' the cameras then cut to Max Riot, Jason Storm, and Ashley Keller.]
MR: FANS WELCOME TO MNM!!! WELCOME TO THE IWO!
JS: Wait...isnt it Wensday?
JS: So how can it be MNM when it Wensday? Shouldnt the show be WNM?
AK: Oh shut up and lets just pulg the damn show!
MR: Thats right fans tonight is wensday and we have one hell of a show for you here tonight. First off we got as are opening match Justin Shack vs AWS Man for the Pac title! That is one match I dont think anyone wants to miss!
JS: Also here tonight....MY TEAM!!! TEAM FWF in the mainevent will beat the crap out of the FWL wannabe's The Empire!
AK: Dumbass...we were saving the mainevent for the last pulg!
JS: Oh well!
MR: Also here tonight we have High Flyer take on the drunken ones!!
JS: I dont think we will see more drunkin people in one ring at the same time!
AK: Lets not forget TDM takes on Team Tampax for the IC Tag belts!
MR: Yes...and that and more here tonight!!! On MNM.....I mean WNM!!!
[All of a sudden "Celabration" By Kool and the Gang starts to play as ballons and banners start falling from the top of the building. The fans start to boo as LiGiL, Sam Potright, Scott Linx, The Prep Kids and FWF Chairwoman Deserie Goldman make there way out to the stage. They all walk to the ring togeather as the fans start to pop the ballons. They all get into the ring as Deserie Goldman takes the mic.]
Goldman: Ladies and Gentalmen...today is a great day here in the IWO!!! It is a day that not only does Team FWF gain all of its controle back...BUT!!! A day that a new IWO World champ is crowed! A day that a new IWO world champ makes his way out here......SO with that said and done...I give you the one...THE ONLY...TWO TIME IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!! EVAN LEVINE!!!!
["I am your Boogie Man" By White Zombie starts to play as the fans get to there feet booing like they never booed before! Evan with the IWO World title in his hand and Discord around his arm, walks out to a standing ground yelling and screaming at him!]
JS: THERE HE IS Max....THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!
MR: Yea....in all of his greatness....geez!
[Evan gets into the ring and takes the mic from Goldman as he starts to talk]
Evan: Thank you very much Mrs. Goldman! Fellow members of Team FWF, IWOers, And of course.....You the low life trailer park trash sleeping with your brothers dog HICKS!!! The fans......
Evan: I stand before you...once again King of the hill! I stand before you...once again the man to beat....I STAND BEFORE YOU THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!
[ Everyone starts to toss trash in the ring]
Evan: Last HT...we saw Phelen Kell go nuts!! Last HT...we saw THE REAL HEEL GET HIS BELT BACK! And why? Because I am the IWO world champ...and I am the leader of the wrestling world! Now tonight...........
[All of a sudden 'IronMan' by Black Sabbath starts to play as the fans go nuts. All on there feet the fans are jumping and going nuts as the IWO TV champ Shawn Arrows makes his way out to the ring]
MR: MY GOD ITS ARROWS!! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS DOING?
JS: Comming out here?
AK: Will you listen to the reaction the fans are giving!!!
JS: That happens when your in the home town of the wrestler!
[Arrows standing at the top of the ramp looks out to the fans as he talks]
Arrows: You know...I would give a shit load of money if you would....JUST....SHUT....THE HELL....UP!!!!!
[The fans go nuts]
Arrows: Evan you come out here week in and week out and you say all this crap about how your the game......WELL MR. HHH! Your looking at the first man to win ALL 9 IWO titles...and when I do...your mouth will be shut FOR GOOD!!
[The fans cheer]
Evan: Who do you think you are? THIS ISNT THE IML 2 little boy...your not smacking around that push over VP Tom...IM EVAN LEVINE DAMN IT!!! I AM THE WORLD CHAMP!!! What are you? YOUR NOTING! Your nothing but the shit on my shoes!!!! So why dont you just go back to your little low carding life...and pretend this never happened!
Arrows: I got a better idea....why dont I drop this mic....take off my shirt...and run down to that ring and kick you a new asshole!!
[The fans go nuts as Arrows drops the mic and starts to take off his shirt as he walks to the ring. Then all of a sudden "Sober" By Tool starts to play as the fans go nuts!! "Phelen Kell" Flashes across the IWOTron as the former 3 time world champ makes his way out to the ring!]
MR: ITS KELL!!!!
[Kell walks out with a mic in hand and looks right at Arrows]
Kell: Hold it there young gun! Do you think you can take all 6 of them by yourself?....No you cant...your going to need some help!
Evan: Kell...your more then welcome to come down and help him! But remember one thing.....6 will always beat the crap out of 2!
Kell: Were about to find out arnt we Evan!
[Kell drops the mic as he start to run down the ramp when all of a sudden "Loco" By Coal Chamber starts to play! The fans go nuts as fake snow falls from the top of the building and the snow selling man himself makes his way out to the ring...HIGH FLYER!!!]
Evan: GOD DAMN IT...HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE WANT TO COME OUT?!?
[As Flyer stands there The Empire Walks out right behind him as the fans go nuts]
Flyer: ITS SNOW SELLING TIME!!!
[Everyon togeather runs to the ring and jumps in as there is now a big battle going on!]
MR: ITS WORLD WAR 3!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!
JS: TEAM FWF IS FIGHTING THEM OFF!!
AK: Kell is pushing though everyone....So is Evan!
[Everyone is fighting in the ring as people go flying...Then all of a sudden refs from the back come running out]
MR: KELL AND LEVINE GOING AT IT!!!! THEY ARE IN THE CENTER GOING AT IT!
AK: Here come the refs!
MR: The refs break things up as bodies and getting tossed everywhere.
JS: Evan come on man get the cheap shot!!!
MR: Fans we need to take a break will be back with more MNM!
[Cuts to a Ice Age Promo]
MR-:Welcome back fans..... It's time now for our opening match!
JS- Oh yeah, AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) v. Justin
AK-: And for the Pacific Title no less.
MR- Let's go to ringside now!
JS- Go to ringside? We're at ringside!
MR- Oh yeah.
AK- Both men are in the ring so...I guess...let's get
*Ding, Ding, Ding*
MR- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) and Justi Shack stare
each other down now for a bit, just circling each
other, looking to see who'll make the first move. You
can tell me the look in his eyes, Justin really wants
that Pacific Title.
JS- Justin and AWS Man lock up now. AWS Man (Also
Known As Bill) takes the upper hand with a top
wristlock now. Justin launches in a rake to the eyes,
followed by a stiff kick to the midsection! Followed
by an awesome swinging neck breaker!
AK- And Justin goes for a quick pin. Not even a half
of a one count. That wasn't a very good idea. Justin
lifts up AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) now, and AWS Man
(Also Known As Bill) lands three big punches to the
MR- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill), goes back against
the ropes, and lands a flying elbow! Justin hits the
ground, and AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) puts Shack in
a kneeling armbar. Justin is yelling pain but, he
gets a foot on the ropes.
JS- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) releases now, and
Shack lands a drop toe hold! Into an STF! Justin has
the STF locked on good now! Wait! AWS Man (Also
Known As Bill) stands up and, he takes Justin with
him! What a disply of power by AWS Man!
AK- Justin drops off, and tries to land a standing
lariat. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) ducks, and
delivers a kick to the stomach! Then a knee to the
face! Another knee to the face! Ended with a mean
axe kick to the back of the head!
MR- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) lifts Justin Shack
up by his hair now, and bends him over. AWS Man seems
to be setting Justin Shack up now...POWERBOMB! NO!
Justin falls behind AWS Man (Also Known As Bill), and
lands a reverse DDT! AWS Man is out!
JS- Justin attempts yet another pin! 1! 2! KICK
OUT! AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) gets a shoulder up,
and Shack is bring him to his feet now. Justin bends
AWS Man over, and locks on a stunt rider stretch! AWS
Man is screaming in pain! WAIT!
AK- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill), flips Justin
forwards, and Justin lands nearly directly on his
head! AWS Man falls to the mat, and locks on a
fujiwara armbar! Justin is wailing pain! NO! Justin
gets out with a thumb to the eye!
MR- Justin and AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) now, are
both laying on the mat, hoping to regain some
momentum. Justin is first to his feet, as AWS slowly
staggers over. Justin lifts up AWS Man, and AWS
headbutts him directly in the jaw!
JS- AWS now, runs back against the ropes and
clotheslines Justin over the opposite ropes! Both men
fall to the outside of the ring now! AWS Man (Also
Known As Bill) landed right on his face! That's gotta
leave a mark!
AK- From the looks of things, AWS's bottom lip has
been busted open from that fall to the floor. And
inch more to the left, and his face would have bounced
off the concrete!
MR- Justin seems to be out of it as well. AWS Man
(Also Known As Bill) now, is showing great stamina and
is rising to his feet. AWS Man grabs Shack by the
hair, and throws him head-first into the steel guard
railing! Justin has gotta be unconsious!
JS- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) picks up Justin once
more, and this time...throws him head-first into the
steel ring steps! Is Justin even feeling this? AWS
Man (Also Known As Bill) picks up Justin once more,
and slams his face into the ring post!
AK- Justin Shack has been busted wide open!
Unbelievable! It's amazing he's not dead from that
last blow to the ring post! And now what's AWS Man
(Also Known As Bill) doing? It looks like he's
bringing Justin Shack over here!
MR- AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) sets Justin up on
the announce table and...it looks like we've been
kicked out. AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) has Justin
bent over...POWERBOMB! NO WAIT!
JS- REVERSAL DDT! SAMURAI DRIVER! JUSTIN SHACK
LANDS A SAMURAI DRIVER THAT PUTS HIM AND AWS MAN (ALSO
KNOWN AS BILL), THROUGH OUT ANNOUNCE TABLE! I DON'T
BELIEVE IT! WHAT A RECOVERY!
AK- Not much of one, both men are now laid out, in the
rubble from this table. I'm not sure if either man is
still consious. That final move was just, brutal.
Let's see a replay.
::A replay airs of the Samurai Driver through the
MR- Man, you could see AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)'s
head being slammed right through the table. Justin
Shack now, is making some sort of movement. Justin's
slowly but surely rising to his feet. He's got AWS by
the hair, and is dragging him into the ring.
JS- Shack and AWS Man are both a bloody mess.
Especially after that brutal move through the announce
table. Shack is lifting up AWS Man, and AWS is
standing in the middle of the ring, staggering around
as if he's drunk or something.
AK- Justin Shack is slowly going to the top rope now.
And looks like Justin Shack is going for a high-risk.
Shack is at the top of the turnbuckle now, and Shack
launches off! WAIT!
MR- OH MAN! AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) was playing
opposum, and just super kicked Justin Shack as he was
flying off the top rope! I think I just saw one of
Shack's teeth get knocked right out his mouth! AWS
goes for a pin!
JS- One...two...three!! AWS Man (Also Known As Bill)
wins! He's still the IWO Pacific Champion! After a
hard-fought match like that though, you can't really
take anything away from either man.
[All of a sudden the scene cuts back to the back were we see a long black limo pull up to the building as the fans wounder who it could be. All of a sudden we see Deserie Goldman walk into the shot as she opens the door]
MR: Who is that?
JS: I dont know but I bet we have a break coming!
MR: Let's get ready for this next match. In what could be a match of future stars of the IWO, Anthony Giorgetti will be facing off with Mac D, "K-Mart" Kevin Martin, and recent IML promotee, Adam Wars.
JS: This match is going to suck. Honestly, who wants to see a whole bunch of jobbers out here! Bring on the stars! Bring on Evan Levine!
AK: While this match may be horribly boring, we still have to call it.
JS: And it will be horribly boring. Watching it will be like pulling teeth.
MR: Any predictions for this match?
JS: I'm going with Anthony Giorgetti. Mac D sucks, K-Mart... well, anyone who is named after K-Mart is a fucking loser, and Adam Wars was the IML Television Champion. He couldn't be a main eventer in the IML. How will he cut it in the IWO?
AK: I'm going with Adam Wars. He beat Anthony Giorgetti in both their debuts, and will win again.
MR: I'm going with Mac D. He has more experience than the rest of them.
("When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd begins to boo as Donnie Daze appears at the entrance way. He has a branding iron in his hand. He walks down to the ring, but walks past. He goes to the announce table and sits down and puts a headset on)
Donnie Daze: Hi everybody.
AK: Ok.... Well, I guess we should find out why you're here.
DD: Well... I don't like new guys. I used to be the new guy, and have to take a whole lot of shit from the IWO roster. So I figure I can come out here and verbally harass the new guys,
JS: Very good idea. I like to harass them too.
MR: Well, then what is the branding iron for.
DD: I like to carry it around. In case anyone tries to attack me, I'll be prepared.
MR: Let's go to our ring announcer, Ring Announcer, for the ring announcements.
Ring Announcer: This match is a four way match for the number one contendership to the Internet Wrestling Organization, Television title. Coming to the ring first, from Port St. Lucie, Florida... standing at 6' 1" and weighing in at 222 pounds... he is the master of the Final Flight, and Turning the Tides... he is AAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDAAAMMMMMMM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
("I Hope You Die" by the Bloodhound Gang begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Adam Wars comes out. He runs towards the ring and slides in. Then he gets into the corner and waits)
DD: That's who I think is going to win. He's from Port St. Lucie, Florida. Even though it's a dirty redneck town, some good people do come from it. Me and Wars for example.
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring second, from Irving, Texas... standing at 6' 3" and 245 pound... he is the master of the TKO... he is MAAAAAACCC DDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd gives a semi-loud mixed reaction as Mac D runs down and gets into the ring. He stares at Wars, and gets into a corner)
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring next, from the Motor City, Detriot, Michigan... standing at 6' 3 1/2" and weighing in at 245 pounds... he is the master of the Falling Prices... he is "K-Mart" KEEEVVIIIIINNNN MAAAAAAARRRRTTTIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
("Rock the Casbah" by the Clash begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd gives another mixed reaction as "K-Mart" Kevin Martin appears. He walks down to the ring and gets in a corner opposite Mac D and Adam Wars)
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring last, from a location that we're not sure of, because his roster isn't done, standing at an unknown height, and weighing in at an unknown weight. He is the master of an unknown move... he is ANTHONY GIIIIIOOOOORRRRGEEEEETTTTTTIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
("I Don't Know His Music" by Because He Doesn't Have His Roster Page Done, begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd gives absolutely no pop at all because he doesn't have his roster page done. Anthony runs into the ring and gets attacked by all three men)
DD: Stupid mobster. He wouldn't be recieving this ass whooping if he just took some initiative and got his roster done.
MR: It looks to be evening out now. Adam Wars and Anthony Giorgetti are squaring off in one corner while Mac D and Kevin Martin are in the other corner.
JS: Wars is repeatedly kicking Anthony in the stomach. He beat Anthony in both men's debuts, and apparently he plans on doing the same thing tonight.
AK: Mac D seems to have the upper hand. He's got Kevin Martin in the corner. He is smacking him with hard right hands across the chest.
DD: This is horribly boring. I should have come out during the main event.
MR: Wars whips Anthony to the ropes. Anthony comes back and Wars hits him with an elbow to the face. Anthony hits the mat hard.
AK: Mac D has Martin sitting down in the corner. He continues to stomp him down.
JS: Mac D is picking Martin up! He sets him up and hits a neckbreaker!
MR: Anthony is getting up. Wars picks him up and sets him between his legs. He's going for some sort of power move.
AK: Giorgetti is fighting back. He stopped Wars. He drops Wars over with a back body drop.
JS: Anthony has him down. He drops the leg across Adam's throat. The pin. One, two, kick out!
DD: Mac D is doing something or other to K-Mart.
MR: Mac D throws K-Mart to the ropes! K-Mart comes back and Mac D ducks and flips him over his back. Mac D is back to stomping him!
JS: Anthony hits a DDT on Wars. He takes Wars and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Anthony is charging at Mac D! He hits him from behind and knocks him away from K-Mart.
AK: Giorgetti is preparing to double axe handle Mac D, who is on his hands and knees. He nails him. Mac D falls to the canvas. K-Mart is getting up. He and Giorgetti was stomping on Mac.
MR: Adam Wars is sneaking back into the ring. He goes to the top rope! He drops kicks K-Mart!!! He falls through the second rope to the floor. Wars is getting back up and Anthony sees him! He runs Wars over with a huge clothesline.
JS: Anthony is stomping on Wars again. Mac D is pulling himself up using the turnbuckle. He is looking at Wars and Giorgetti. He is going to run towards Giorgetti.
AK: K-Mart grabs Mac D's legs and pulls him down. Giorgetti picks Mac D up. He applies a vertical suplex. He is holding Mac up.
JS: He drops Mac D down. Wars runs up from behind him and hits a bull dog! He's going to the Final Flight.
MR: K-Mart is behind him! He pulls Wars off the top rope!!! Wars landing on the floor!!!
JS: K-Mart slides back into the ring. He is going to the top rope! Giorgetti is holding down Mac D. Kevin hits a top rope leg drop on Mac D! He's going for the pin! One, two, Giorgetti pulls Kevin Martin off of Mac D!
MR: Anthony didn't forget that this match is not elimination. The first pinfall is the one to get the Television title shot.
DD: I should be calling this match shouldn't I?
MR: I'd go with yes.
DD: Don't be a smart ass with me, or you'll meet the business end of my branding iron.
DD: You too.
AK: K-Mart and Giorgetti are getting in each other's faces. K-Mart pushes him. Giorgetti pushes him back!
DD: K-Mart looks like he's turning away!
MR: Nope! He turns back around and shoves Giorgetti to the ground!
JS: Giorgetti is pissed off! He runs and spears K-Mart. They are rolling around on the ground punching each other in the face.
DD: Wars is on the outside and seems to be ready for action again. Mac D is getting up too. I always hated Mac D. Dating back to our IML2 days.
AK: K-Mart is getting the upper hand! He grabs Giorgetti and sets him up! He jumps and hits a spike piledriver on Giorgetti! The pin! One, two, thr Mac D breaks up the pin!
MR: K-Mart is visibly aggrevated! He is stomping on Mac D. He is sitting down on him! He has a camel clutch on Mac D! He is pulling pretty hard on the back of Mac D.
DD: Adam Wars is back in. He runs at K-Mart and drops kicks him in the face! Wars sets up K-Mart! Turning the Tides! He has him pinned! One, two, thre Giorgetti breaks up the pin!
MR: Mac D is getting up.
DD: Wars drops kicks Mac D in his ribs! He is holding them in pain. That could have done serious damage.
JS: Giorgetti picks Wars up. He sets him up and hits a gut wrench powerbomb! One, two, thre kick out!
MR: Mac D gets behind Giorgetti! He turns him around and hits TKO!! The pin!! One, two, three NO! K-Mart broke up the pin!!
AK: Mac D picks Wars up! He hits TKO on Wars!! Giorgetti and Wars are down! K-Mart and Mac D are going to tie it up!
DD: This is just too boring. I am going to spice it up a bit!
MR: Donnie is leaving the announce table. He has his branding iron in his hand!
AK: Daze is in the ring now. He slid into the ring! He hits K-Mart in the head with the branding iron! The ref didn't see it. He's pulling Wars onto K-Mart. Mac D is just staring at him in amazement!
JS: Mac pushes Daze. Daze smashed the branding iron over Mac's head! All four men are down! The referee is starting the 10 count! Giorgetti and Wars are getting up! Donnie picks Giorgetti up and hits Dazed and Confused!
MR: Daze is helping Wars up! Daze smashes the branding iron over Adam's head!!! All four men are out now! The ref is starting the 10 count again!
Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... 8... 9... 10!
*DING DING DING*
Ring Announcer: The match has ended in a countout!'
MR: I'm getting something from VP Evan through the headset!
(MR gets up and talks to the ring announcer)
Ring Announcer: Going to Ice Age 3 to face Shawn Arrows for the Television title, are all four men!
AK: Thats a big match!
[The scene cuts to the back were back stage interviewer Homer Sexual strops daze.]
Homer: Daze!!! DONNIE!! Can we have a word?
Donnie: You can have 2...Fuck and you!
Homer: Thats 3!
[Daze turns around and nails Homer over the head with the iron as he picks up the mic]
Donnie: I did what I did for one and only one reason...IWO GOLD!!! IM going to Ice Age to get me some TV gold!
[Daz tosses the mic down and walks out of the camera's view]
MR: Well....ok then....fans will be right back!
[Cuts to another ICe Age Promo]
AK: And we're back. Much to our apathy.
MR: Let's, uhm, go to the ring.
*ding, ding, ding*
("Rock the Party" by POD plays as Billy Ray comes out to a chorus of
boos. Not because he's a good heel, it's because everyone did not need
to see him masturbate on a couch. Let's continue.)
Meygon: The following contest is probably scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first... from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... weighing in at 272
pounds... he is Billy Ray!
(Billy Ray climbs into the ring.)
("Loco[Snow Edit]" by Coal Chamber plays as High Flyer comes out to a
huge pop and stuff.)
Meygon: Next... from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania... weighing in at 204
pounds... he is the first and only Grand Slam Champion in the IWO...
(High Flyer climbs into the ring and everything is all cool and froody
("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 plays as Al Coholic comes to a
half-cheer, half-boo. Yay.)
Meygon: From Myrtle Beach, South Carolina... weighing in at 269
pounds... he is Al Coholic!
(Al Coholic climbs in the ring and they all start brawling.)
*ding, ding, ding*
AK: And here they go!
MR: Coholic sends Flyer into the ropes... and he and Ray fall over?!
JS: Drunkenness, probably. And Flyer just holds on to the opposite ropes
to stop his momentum.
AK: Coholic and Ray are back up and they start brawling!
MR: Flyer runs right at both guys and dropkicks them back down!
AK: Flyer's pretty pissed off today.
AK: Flyer takes Coholic down with a drop toe hold... into the
floatover... and now Flyer's just ramming Coholic's face into the
MR: Ray's back up and he grabs Flyer... running powerslam! Cover...
one... two... no!
JS: Coholic broke that up!
AK: Coholic grabs Ray... snap suplex! Into the cover! One... two... no!
JS: Flyer's back up and he's waiting for Coholic to get back up...
MR: Kick... DDT! Flyer with a DDT to Coholic! He goes for the cover...
one... two... no! Ray breaks it up!
JS: Ray grabs Flyer and sets him up for possibly the Beer Bomb... yes!
He's got him up... BUT FLYER COUNTERS WITH A HURRACANRANA!
MR: Haw haw.
AK: Coholic grabs Ray now... HAPPY HOUR(spiked brainbuster)! WE HAVEN'T
SEEN THAT MOVE IN AGES! RAY IS OUT!
MR: Of course he is. That's because he's... well, out.
JS: Coholic with the cover... one... two... Flyer pulls him off!
AK: Now they're getting into a shoving match!
JS: Flyer shoves Coholic!
MR: Coholic shoves Flyer!
JS: Flyer shoves Coholic!
MR: Coholic shoves Flyer... right into a trip by Billy Ray into the
cover! One... two... no! Coholic was smart and probably sober enough to
get the pin!
AK: Flyer gets up and so does Ray, but Ray walks right into a German
suplex by Coholic! One... two... OHHH!! FLYER WITH A LOW BLOW TO COHOLIC
TO BREAK UP THE THREE!
MR: That'll ruin your children.
JS: So will drunkeness.
MR: Point taken.
AK: Ray picks up Coholic and takes him down with a fisherman's suplex!
One... two... AH HELL! WHY NOT DO IT TO RAY, TOO!
MR: I have to admit that High Flyer has the best counter to a bridging
JS: The referee didn't see either incident.
JS: Now Coholic gets up... Flyer with a kick to the gut... COLD
SNOW(Side embrace DDT)! COLD SNOW! FLYER FOR THE COVER! ONE... TWO...
RAY PULLS FLYER OFF!
AK: Ray goes for the cover! One... two.. no! Coholic kicked out!
MR: Now Flyer grabs Ray and pulls him into the corner! Right hands by
Flyer! And an Irish whip... right into the offical!
AK: That'll ruin anyone's day!
JS: What's Coholic got?!
MR: Beer bottle! Coholic's got a beer bottle! He swings at Flyer... no!
Flyer kicks Coholic in the gut and takes the beer bottle... JESUS CHRIST!
HE JUST SHATTERED THE BOTTLE OVER COHOLIC'S SKULL! COHOLIC FALLS OUT OF
THE RING AND I THINK HE MIGHT BE BUSTED OPEN!
JS: Flyer kicks Ray in the gut... COLD SNOW! COLD SNOW! The referee's
back up as Flyer covers! One... two... three! And High Flyer wins the
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! HIGH FLYER!!
[cuts to a 3ed Ice Age promo]
MR: Hello and welcome back to MNM! This next match should be a great
one. We have Team Tampax, the Intercontinental Tag Team Champions, up
against Those Damn Mexicans! I think TDM will win this match, just
because I think that Team Tampax has been getting a little soft as of
late and are probably sick of carrying these titles.
JS: I totally disagree, just because I am an idiot. Team Tampax has been
going strong for almost 2 months, why would they break there streak now
against a bunch of Mexicans? It just wouldn't be right!
MR: Well. What better way to find out then to actually watch this match
as it takes place right now!
(Suddenly, "Livin La Viva Chalupa" by Kevin Martin hits the PA system as
Those Damn Mexicans run to the ring like there being chased by the
freaking Border Police.)
JS: TDM are here!
("3.14" by The Bloodhound Gang plays as Team Tampax walks to the ring
with the IC Tag championships.)
MR: Alright.. and this match is getting underway! TDM charges Team
Tampax! A brawl between Schitzo Tod and Diablo breaks out! AWS Man (Also
Known as Bill) and Edguardo are going at it too! Schitzo Tod leaps!
ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE OF DIABLO! AWS Man (Also Known as Bill) grabs
Edguardo by the neck! CHOKESLAM TO THAT DIRTY MEXICAN! AWS Man (Also
Known as Bill) picks up Edguardo again!! SLAP THAT FREAK AROUND! SLAP
THAT FREAK AROUND! SLAP THAT FREAK AROUND TO EDQUARDO!! WAIT A MINUTE!!
WHAT IS THIS!!!
(Suddenly, millions and millions of chihuahua's horde in the ring..)
JS: HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE MEXI DOGS!
MR: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! THERE ALL ATTACKING AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS
BILL) AND SCHITZO TOD!! CHIHUAHUA'S ALL OVER!! THEY'RE HANKERIN' FOR
Diablo: EAT MY MIDION! EEEAAAAT!!
AK: And the reff is calling this a DQ!
Refferee: The winners of this match because of a disqualification,
(AWS Man (Also Known as Bill) and Tod are trying to escape, but
chihuahuas cling to there skin and slowly devour them..)
MR: THIS IS SICK! THE DOGS ARE NOW GOING AFTER THE REFF!! ABOUT 7 OF
THEM HAVE BITTEN THE REFF IN THE GROIN! THIS IS SICK!! THOSE DAMN
MEXICANS ARE KICKING TEAM TAMPAX AS WELL!! DOGS ALL OVER!!
AK: Ouch... well... we have to go to a commercial break... we'll be back
with more MNM as soon as we get these damn dogs out of here!
AK: Fans, the next match tonight, is scheduled to be a street fight, between Phelen Kell, and Shawn Arrows, for Shawn's Television Title, which he won Friday Night, by defeating Spaz.
MR: Well, I guess thats another belt going into Kell's record books.
JS: I wouldn't be so easy to give up on Shawn Arrows. The young man has some talent.
MR: Yea, right, whatever you say. Phelen Kell will walk out with that belt tonight. Wait, fans, I've been told there is something going on in the backstage area.
AK: Fans, thats Phelen Kell! And he's beating on a downed Shawn Arrows! Kell attacked Arrows, while he was preparing in his locker room, and Kell is taking it to Arrows.
JS: Fans, this doesn't look good right now for Shawn Arrows. He's been talking for a while now, about being undefeated in this arena, and I think Phelen Kell as decided to shut him up! Kell picks up Arrows by the hair, and runs him into the door. Kell picks him up again, and throws him into the door, but Arrows falls and pulls Kell over, slinging him into the door back first.
MR: Arrows is now on top of Phelen Kell, and is pounding away with rights and lefts. Arrows picks Kell up, and slams him head first into the glass part of the door...no..wait..Kell blocked it, and just rammed Arrows into it.
AK: Kell is trying to push Arrows through that busted out window, but Arrows is kicking his feet, trying to keep Kell away. Fans, you know Arrows has to be in pain, and Kell has a chair!
JS: I don't even want to know what Kells got planned here. Arrows is stuck, half way on each side of the door, and Kell just opened it. Kell shoved the door up against the wall. That had to of crushed Shawn's legs!
MR: And now the door is moving back, and Kell with a chairshot to the head. Kell grabs Arrows, and DDTs him straight through the hole and onto the concrete floor. Kell is dragging Arrows through the backstage area of the arena. Kell trying to pull Arrows up the steps, but Arrows has his feet hooked on the rail going down the middle of the steps.
AK: Shawn getting to his feet, and he and Kell are exchanging lefts and rights to the face. Shawn grabs Kell, and drops him crotch first across the top of the railing. Shawn runs down the steps.
JS: I really don't know Shawn has in mind here. Shawn runs back up, running on the rail, and Arrows just dropkicked Kell right in the face and Kell falls off the top of the railing. Kell looks like he might have hit his head, and now Arrows is standing on the rail.
MR: Kell slowly getting to his feet, and Arrows just jumped off and nailed a legdrop on the back of Kell's head, sending him back down to the ground. Arrows gets up, and grabs Kell. He's dragging Kell by his hair, kicking him in the head from time to time as he's dragging him through the backstage area now, returning the favor.
AK: Wait, that sign reads parking lot. And Arrows is smiling. Arrows picks up Kell now, and throws him head first into the iron bar on the bar as the door flings open.
JS: And we've got fans out here as well. You can tell this place is jammed packed with fans! Arrows, again, has Kell by the hair, and Arrows swings Kell, Kell reverses, and sends Arrows into the gate surrounding the parking lot. Arrows, trying to climb the gate, and Kell just jumped in a car. Evidentally, it's his, because he's got the keys, and started the car.
MR: Kell's driving that car straight for the gate where Shawn is! Kell opens the door, and jumps out, as the car hits the gate, and Arrows comes falling down, crashing through the window! And the car just went through the gate halfway!
AK: My god, fans, Shawn Arrows HAS to be hurt!!
JS: Phelen Kell just got in the backseat of that car, and climbed through to the front. He just threw Arrows through the drivers side window, and Kell's getting out of the car, and fans, they're outside the security gates!!
MR: Arrows is still out of it, and Kell has Arrows. Kell picks Arrows up, and gives him a suplex, and now Phelen Kell is looking around for something. Kell's found a shopping cart!!
AK: Ok, where the hell did that thing come from?
JS: Who knows, and who cares. Phelen Kell just dumped Arrows into that shopping cart, and sent him rolling down the sidewalk!
MR: Kell just gave some kid a wad of cash that he probsbly found in that car, and took his bike, and Kell is chasing after the run away grocery cart, with Shawn Arrows inside, and Shawn probably has no idea whats going on.
AK: Kell, actually catching up to the buggy. Kell leaps off the bike, and jumps onto the buggy, and now he, and a slowly reviving Arrows, are trading off with rights and lefts to each others heads! Arrows is trying to get up, and he and Kell can't both fit in this cart for much longer.
JS: Guys, that bus is right in the path of the cart!
MR: My god, they just ran into that bus. Arrows and Kell finally got out of that buggy as it was falling after that collision with the bus, and now both men are on their feet, and duking it out with lefts and rights. Kell swings with a right, Arrows swerves, Kell swings with a leff, Arrows ducks, grabs Kell, and throws him head first into the side of the bus.
AK: Arrows has him up, and he's got him in a headlock, walking him down the street! Some old lady is coming after Arrows though, with her walking cane. She's up behind Arrows, and she just low blowed him with that cane!!
JS: Kell, still down, trying to get up to his feet and take advantage of this match. Fans, these guys have brawled down the street, away from the arena, and now Kell, is setting Arrows up on a railing.
AK: Is that a car wash down there?
JS: Yes, it is.
MR: And Phelen Kell just shoved Arrows off the edge of that railing backwards, and Arrows landed with a thud on the concrete, and he's rolling down! Arrows disapeared, and now Phelen Kell seems to be going down after him.
AK: Phelen Kell seems to know that Arrows went through one of the car washed, and now Kell is going through as well. Wait..thats Arrows on the other side. He just hit the hot wax button, and Kell is running!!
JS: Arrows just nailed Kell with an Arrows-Shot DDT as Kell was running, and now Arrows is going for a pin. A referee is coming out of the bathroom at the car wash, and he drops down..
MR: No..he kicked out. Phelen Kell kicked out of the Arrow-Shot DDT. What the hell...was the referee doing in the bathroom?
AK: I really don't know, but here we go again.. Arrows, stumbling back to his feet, and resting against another rail. Kell runs, and Arrows Arrow-shot DDT's him over the railing, and down to the parking lot of the bar below. My god fans, this action is explosive.
JS: Arrows, and Kell, are both rolling on the ground, still pumbling each other, as they roll up to the door of the bar. Arrows, trying to get up, and Phelen pulls himself up on Arrows. Kell goes for a shove to Arrows, but Arrows kicks Kell in the nuts, and DDTs him through the window!!
MR: My god, they're in a bar, and these drunks are staring at them like they're stupid. Arrows picks Kell up, and rams him head first into the room divided! Kell stumbles backwards, and Arrows clotheslines him, sitting him on a stool next to a guy. Arrows wanders off, looking for a weapon as the drunk guy starts elbowing Kell in the ribs lightly, and saying dude with each elbow.
AK: What the hell is going on?
Drunk: Hey man, you want some weed?
:MR: My god, Phelen Kell just nailed that drunk. He's kicking and stomping him into the ground! But theres Arrows with a poolstick to the head, and now Arrows is dragging Kell over to the doors, and he throws him through the other one!
JS: Arrows picks up Kell, and drops him face first on the metal railing outside, and now Arrows is again pulling Kell.
AK: Where the hell could he be dragging him now? Arrows, pulling Kell, across the street, and they're at a bus stop. Arrows is ramming Kell's head into the side of the small shelter, as the bus slowly pulls up. Shawn looks like he has a crazed look on his face, as he rams Kell into the side of the bus.
MR: The bus driver, wisening up, quickly hits the gas, and gets out of the area, as Shawn stares at what appears to be a local grocery store. Arrows has Kell, and he's dragging him towards that store. What the hell, there are a bunch of young kids running towards the two.
JS: Haha..they're all beating down Shawn Arrows!! I think it's pretty obvious who the IWO fans like to see more. These kids, are beating down Arrows, and Kell's getting to his feet. Kell, with probably the first true wrestling move of the match, as he grabs Arrows, and pulls him up, and back down with a suplex.
AK: Well thats a shocker. But Kell seems to be swaying from wrestling again, as he just sent Arrows through the window of the Food Lion Store. Kell, walking around to go through the door, as Arrows seems to have miraculously gotten back to his feet. Kell steps in, and Arrows sends a buggy out after him.
MR: Kell just got knocked backwards by that buggy and he's laying in the middle of the doorway. The door's closing, and Kell is in trouble!
JS: Blood!! Guts!! Woohoo. Come on!..Ahh Damnit, damn Food Lion workers had to help him.
AK: Arrows looks pissed, and he's got Kell. He just bounced Kell's head off of one of the buggies, and then flipped him into it. Arrows is pushing that buggy around!!
MR: Arrows, walking into the store, I wonder what the hell he's got in mind here.
JS: Theres no telling with this goof. He's going down an aisle. Arrows stopped, and grabbed some air spray. He's spraying it down onto Kell.
AK: What the hell is this goof doing. We've heard we can get audio of this..right?
JS: Yea. Lets do it.
Shawn: Jeez man, you really must work up a sweat eh? You seriously stink.
AK: Oook, I think we've heard enough. Shawn, walking down the aisle, before he stops again, and now he's got toilet paper?
Shawn: Here ya go Kell, maybe this will help you with that smell.
JS: Arrows turning back around, and now he's got some toothpaste, a tooth brush, and deodarent?
Shawn: This should help too. Now, theres one more thing we're missing. Hmm, lets see. Ahh yea.
MR: Arrows, taking a trip to the front of the store, and he's getting in the checkout line. Did he just pick up a box of tic tacs?
Shawn: Here we go Sir Kell. This should help you too. Just remember, use each of these, two, to three times a day, and, you shouldn't have a problem with the flys always sticking by your side anymore.
JS: Shawn paying for all the stuff, as the lady looks on in confusion at the onconcious Phelen Kell in the buggy. Arrows smiles, and just walks out with the stuff, opening the tic tacs, and pouring them all into Kell's mouth, just before he shoves the buggy against the wall, and launches Kell out one of the front windows.
AK: Arrows climbing through the window, and he leaps, nailing an elbow drop on Phelen Kell, in the middle of a food lion parking lot. And now Arrows has Kell up, and is holding him, punching him as he walks through the parking lot to the side walk.
MR: What is going through this guys mind right now?
JS: Probably the same thing that has been for over a year now. Nothing.
AK: I wouldn't doubt it, but, Arrows does seem to know what he's doing, as he has the advantage on Phelen Kell. Arrows is pounding Kell, walking up the sidewalk, and Kell is finally coming to, as the two men begin to battle. What the hell?
JS: Who are those kids?
MR: Kell, and Arrows, looking at each other, and then they both begin to walk towards the kids, chasing them up to the second street, where the kids run in a house, and Arrows catches Kell with a bulldog from behind.
AK: Ouch, now that had to hurt. Arrows, has Kell, and he's punching him again, and Arrows just sent Kell rolling down the street with that punch! It looks like Arrows knows exactly where he's taking Phelen Kell!
JS: Arrows chasing Kell down the street, as he continues to roll him, laughing the entire time as Kell rolls onto a grassy Spot. Arrows picks Kell up, and tosses him, making him begin rolling again, going down the grassy spot, as Shawn laughs, running after him. Arrows catches Kell, and grabs him by the hair, picking him up, and tossing him once more by his head, down into a creek.
MR: Shawn grabs Kell, and jumps over the creek, pulling him out, and across a yard, before throwing him into a blue garage. Arrows laughs, and slams his head into it again, before dragging him up to the front yard. This house kind of looks familiar, but, Kell is coming around. Kell, sneaks up behind Arrows as he was looking for something, and nails a reverse DDT. Arrows is down, and Kell is looking around for weapons. Kell sees something, and grabs Arrows, running him, going with him, head first into the lightpole, but Arrows ducks, and Kell goes arm first into it!
JS: Arrows has Kell up, and he is dragging him around back. Wait..what the hell. Theres a table set up!! Arrows piledrivers Kell on the concrete driveway, and rolls him up onto the table, and Arrows is going up to the deck.
AK: Please tell me he's not. Arrows jumps, and goes head first down through the table, as Kell moves out of the way.
MR: It was his own stupidity that did that to him, and now, what the hell is Kell doing? Phelen Kell is trying to go through one of the doors to this house!! Arrows is up behind him, and Arrows just ran his head into the door. Kell goes down, and Arrows pulls a key out of the wooden deck's foundation. Arrows walks into the kitchen type room, and immediatly goes and gets a box of crackers.
JS: He wouldn't Arrows swings, and Kell ducks, grabbing an empty pizza box. Kell and Arrows swing the items at each other, eventually realizing neither is going to do much good, as Arrows grabs a metal peice off of the stove. He holds it like a sword, and smiles at Kell, signalling for him to make his move. Kell reaches behind him, and grabs a hockey stick, but as Kell swings it, it scrapes the ceiling and white chunkc from the ceiling fall on his hair, giving Arrows time to nail Kell in the front and back of the knees, and then lay in a few metal shots to the back. Arrows picks Kell up, and throws him to the steps. The two are fighting up stairs..and..wait..isn't that...
AK: Thats Samantha Arrows. Shawn's ex manager!! Shawn has Kell inside what appears to be his own home, and he's tearing the place down. Shawn grabs Kell, and opens the wooden front door, sending Kell out the glass door. Shawn walks over to Samantha, and gets a hug, and then goes back to Kell, and drags him out into the middle of the drive way.
MR: Shawn's going down the drive way in a hurry, as Kell is too weak to get up. Wait..is that..tires screaching. Oh god!! Shawn Arrows is driving that car right at Phelen Kell, and Kell barely got out of the way. Arrows stops the car, and rams Kell's head into it. Shawn pulls on the front of Kell's tights, and opens the back door, slamming it on the front of his tights and locking the door as he gets in.
AK: Phelen Kell is stuck!!! What the hell is Shawn Arrows thinking?!? He looks like he's got his head closed in that door, and fans, we're NOT talking about the one on his shoulders.
JS: Arrows is buckling up, and he just hit the gas. Oh my god. Arrows is going driving, with Phelen Kell hanging from the car door by the front of his pants, and whatever else may be closed in that door.
5 minutes later
MR: Arrows is finally back, and he unlocks the door, and nails Kell as he gets out. He opens the door, and Kell falls, hurt badly. Arrows rolls him down the driverway, and throws him through a glass window in the garage.
AK: Arrows is going in after him!!
JS: Shawn Arrows, and Phelen Kell, are fighting in a wrestling ring in the corner of this building!! Shawn Arrows has his own personal wrestling ring, and it's finally going to be broken in.
MR: Arrows rolls Kell up in the ring, and climbs in with him. Arrows swings Kell to the ropes, and DDTs him. He picks him up, and nails the Tri-Plex. It looks like Arrows is setting him up slowly.
AK: Yes it does, as Arrows just hit the Droven Crazy. Arrows swings him to the ropes, Arrow-Shot DDT!!
JS: Nooo!!! Arrows pulled up Phelen Kell!! Arrows is putting Kell on the top rope, and now he's climbing up there. Arrows stands on the ropes, and puts Kell up to the next level on the shelfing behind the ring, and climbs up. Arrows puts him one more level up, and climbs up, as Arrows locks Kell, spins him and nails The Broken Arrow, down to the ring mat, and Arrows rolls over for the pin!
AK: Your winner, and still, Television Champion...Shawn Arrows!!!!
[Cuts to a 4th Ice Age promo]
JS: Our next match is Psycho Jay and Rob Kestler taking on Shawn and Noah Carter.
MR: Here come Jay and Rob!
("Divine" by Korn blasts as Psycho Jay and Rob Kestler step onto the ramp.)
Psycho Jay: Hey, since Shawn Carter is a crack monkey and was to high to realize that this match didn't happen yet, I figured we'll let him keep believing that it already happened.
Rob Kestler: Derp?
Psycho Jay: No Rob you have your vocabulary back.
Rob Kestler: Ahh yes. Shawn Carter you are an ebonics speaking porch mon.....
Psycho Jay: No, no, no. We're making friends with Shawn so we can get weed.
Rob Kestler: Why?
Psycho Jay: I dunno, anyway Carter brother's, please allow us to come to the back and get all smoked up with you "doggs".
(Jay and Kestler walks to the back where you see them light up blunts with the Carter brothers.)
MR: Well, there goes that match. NEXT!
[Cuts to a 5th Ice Age promo]
MR: And now we take you live folks...to the best heated swimming pool in
AK: That's right...where just last night the World Lobster Racing
Championships were held...the winners coming from Hooflungdung in China.
JS: But the win was overshadowed by a 750 lb man who jumped off the highest
diving board in the pool, did a bellyflop, and consequently exploded upon
impact with the water.
MR: Yes, it was a rather nasty situation...but they've scraped the guts off
the walls, and generally cleaned this bastard up...and we're ready for a
tag-team match which will take place in a pool.
JS: Yep, two members of Team CGI; Joey Malone and O¿O will be taking on
Cyanide, and the returning Angry Johnson.
AK: So lets cut to poolside, you'll notice that IWO President Jamie Kosoy is
in attendance for this match, and we'll here the offical announcement from
IWO's guest ring announcer, all the way from Russia, Miss Olga Chokesondick.
(It cuts to ringside.)
Olga Chokesondick: Cum-hing to ze ving ut zis dime...ut ein combinet veight
(Ring announcer Meygon arrives and smacks Olga Chokesondick into next weeks
show with a baseball bat. She takes the mic.)
Ring Announcer Meygon: Coming to the ring...er, pool at this time...The team
of Cyanide and Angry Johnson...Bastards Incorporated!
("Change" by Deftones plays, as the two of them enter the pool area.)
Ring Announcer Meygon: And their opponents...The team of Joey Malone and
("Shame" by BT plays as they make their way down.)
AK: Ok folks, looks like it's gonna be Joey Malone and Angry Johnson
starting the match of first...They're both in the pool and so is the
MR: Say, don't I recognize that referee from somewhere else?
JS: Certainly does look familiar, but I can't put my finger on it right
now...But anyways...back in the pool Angry Johnson and Joey Malone lock up.
MR: And it's Angry Johnson with the headlock...and he dunks Joey Malon under
the water...but as the referee is now telling him, there is a no-dunking
rule in effect...
AK: Right...So the only rule in this match is that there's no dunking?
MR: From what I've heard...Yes.
JS: Oh...and that really makes sense...But back in the pool it seems that
carnage has ensued...and like we've said all four compeditors have realised
that there are basically no rules to this match, with the exception of their
being no dunking...
MR: What the?...O¿O is wearing a pair of those inflateable arm bands!?
AK: Guess he has to if he wants to wrestle...and wrestle he wants, AS HE
LAND A FLYING DROPKICK TO ANGRY JOHNSON!
MR: But out of the pool is Cyanide, who right now is busy tossing a bunch of
floaty shit into the pool...
JS: And back in the pool O¿O and Joey Malone set up Angry Johnson for an
JS: ...and they land it, but they're underwater so it does fuck all
damage...CYANIDE NOW, IS BACK IN THE POOL, AND HE SMACKS O¿O IN THE FACE
WITH A FLOATY!
AK: And as hard to believe as it is, O¿O is busted open...and yes, it turns
out that Cyanide's Floaty was infact made of lead.
MR: A lead Floaty? Gee, didn't pick that one.
AK: And neither did O¿O...but Angry Johnson and Joey Malone seem to have
realised that as damaging as a Suplex is onto a bunch of water...it's much
more damaging onto some concrete tiles, so that's what they're doing now, AS
ANGRY JOHNSON WHIPS JOEY MALONE INTO A WATER-SLIDE!
MR: AND HE CHARGES TO FOLLOW UP WITH AN AXEHANDLE!
JS: BUT JOEY DUCKS AND ANGRY GOES FACEFIRST INTO THE SLIDE!
AK: And...I guess if it wasn't an inflateable slide then maybe someone would
have got hurt.
MR: Well, all four wrestlers have somewhat slowed down their attempts at a
wrestling match now...There's not really that much damage you can do to a
person with water and rubber Floaty's...
JS: Unless they are made of lead, but Cyanide's Floaty has sunken to the
bottom of the pool now.
MR: Well, the referee is trying to get them to fight...but it's not exactly
succeeding right now since they'd just be wasting energy.
AK: And as O¿O scratches his head and wonders what he can do to inflict some
damage on Bastards Incorporated, Angry Johnson is doing the same and
wondering what there is to do in a pool match that might possibly be
damaging or entertaining.
(Suddenly a Pack of Wild Boars smash down the doors and rush into the crowd
and start goring people.)
MR: A Pack of Wild Boars...Gee, what are the chances of seeing those in a
match that Cyanide is in, huh?
(More people get gored, luckily no one is seriously hurt...but in the rush,
Jamie Kosoy is flung into the pool by a 7-foot lager lout standing behind
AK: OH NO! PRESIDENT JAMIE KOSOY IS IN THE POOL!
Guy Singing: "SOME PEOPLE STAAAAND IN THE DARKNESS....AFRAID TO STEP INTO
(The Baywatch theme music begins to play as suddenly the scene goes into
slow motion. The match referee rips her clothes off, revealing the red
bathing suit, and the fact that she's really Yasmine Bleeth, and begins to
run in slow bouncing motion over towards the drowning Mr Kosoy.)
JS: RUN YASMINE...RUN!
AK: Yep, she rescues him, and he even feigns death so as to receive
mouth-to-mouth...but Miss Yasmine Bleeth sees through it...and back to the
match, which will now be referee'd by Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing
MR: AND WHAT A MATCH IT'S BECOME...AS JOEY MALONE IS STANDING UP THE TOP OF
THE DIVING BOARDS...AND SO IS ANGRY JOHNSON!
JS: ANGRY JOHNSON GOES FOR THE FLYING WEASEL KICK!
AK: BUT JOEY DUCKS!
MR: AND ANGRY JOHNSON FALLS DOWN 10 LEVELS INTO THE POOL!
AK: AND NOW...OH, HE'S GOT TO BE KIDDING!?
MR: JOEY MALONE HAS GOT TO BE JOKING IF HE PLANS ON DOING WHAT I THINK HE'S
ABOUT TO DO, AK, A BAD MOON RISING FROM THE TOP DIVING BOARD?!
JS: HE'S AS SERIOUS AS ANYTHING AS HE JUMPS OFF...BUT ANGRY JOHNSON HOWEVER,
WASN'T PHASED BY TE DROP INTO THE WATER, AND HE SIMPLY MOVES TO THE SIDE AS
JOEY MALONE LANDS FACE-FIRST INTO THE POOL!
MR: And Angry Johnson leaves the pool...he's got a mic from somewhere, and
it looks like he's got something to say...
Angry Johnson: Now THIS is the FUCKEST BULLSHIT I've seen yet...Pool-match
my ASS. Angry Johnson isn't about useless pool matches...ANGRY JOHNSON'S
ABOUT GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, AND SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER
IN THE PARKING LOT!
Joey Malone: Yeah!
O¿O: Eee Ore!
MR: I thought he was a bird?
JS: And so did I, but all four men leave the pool area, followed by the
audience...and our cameramen will follow them to catch all the
action...Don't go away, we'll be right back after this commercial...
Voice: This Sunday...a movie like no other...Madonna...at her filthy, slutty
best...stars in...Body Full of Evidence...It's hot, it's wet...It's a
voyeurs delight...co-starring Wilem Defoe...
JS - It's just like I said...Ash is a son of a bitch, that bitch being his
father. His mother is whatever kind of animal his father fucked...and I
don't mean some kind of farm animal, I mean some kind of animal which hasn't
officially been discovered yet, like a hairy abominable snow-woman that only
has an ass, and no genitalia...OH AND WE'RE BACK NOW!...LIVE BACK AT THE
MR: WE *ARE* BACK, AND AS YOU CAN SEE A WHOLE HEAP OF CARNAGE HAS ENSUED IN
AK: THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S A RING OF CARS WHICH HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE BY THE
FANS, AS O¿O IS SLAMMED INTO THE SIDE DOOR FROM A WHIP BY ANGRY JOHNSON!
JS: MEANWHILE JOEY MALONE PICKS UP CYANIDE AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE
MR: But here's Angry Johnson with a dropkick from the top of a van, AND HE
NAILS JOEY MALONE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
JS: COVER BY ANGRY!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...
MR: But Joey kicks out.
JS: Cyanide and Angry bring the down man back to his feet, and then throw
him...well wouldn't you know it, there just happens to be a wrestling ring
outside the swimming pool...they throw him back into the ring!
AK: Whip into the ropes and it's a double hip-toss...NO!...They flip him
over and catch him...then lift him up into the air...AND BANG!...THEY SLAM
MR: THAT'S THE BASTARD OF A SLAM!
JS: ANOTHER COVER BY JOHNSON!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...
JS: And another two count for Angry Johnson...
MR: Cyanide's onto the turnbuckle...HE JUMPS OFF WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA
AK: BUT O¿O MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CYANIDE EATS THE PAVEMENT!
JS: YOU KNOW THAT GOTTA HURT!
AK: And now it's O¿O with a wheelbarrow suplex...AND HE SLAMS CYANIDE BACK
FIRST INTO THE RINGSTEPS WITH A CRASH!
MR: Back in the ring...Angry Johnson whips Joey Malone into the ropes...but
Joey reverses it...AND A BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING THROUGH A PAIR OF
FLAMING TABLES STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!!
JS: Where the heck did those come from?
AK: They've been here all along, we just haven't mentioned them.
JS: Oh, just like we haven't mentioned the fact that all the people in the
audience aren't wearing any clothes, and that the chick in the second row
has a great set of...
JS: ...I hadn't finished...
AK: I know.
MR: Joey Malone now, with a splash from the ring apron onto Angry Johnson,
AND HE MAKES A COVER OUTSIDE THE RING!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...
AK: And only a two count as Angry Johnson raises both shoulders.
MR: But Cyanide has managed to overpower O¿O right now, and he scoops him
up...and BANG!...WELCOME TO EARTH ON THE HOOD OF THAT CAR!
JS: Yes, but we can do without the Batman special effects for a while.
MR: Right on...Cyanide on the roof of the car and he hits an elbow drop on
AK: And back to the other half of the fight, Angry Johnson is the recipient
of multiple stomps to the chest from Joey Malone...
JS: And he picks up Angry Johnson...and he puts him in the Mad Cow Disease
sibmission hold!...I don't think Angry Johnson's going to be able to last!
MR: But Cyanide rips the door off a nearby sedan and smacks Joey Malone in
the face with it, breaking the hold.
AK: Ah yes, the old car door to the face trick...BUT O¿O IS UP AND HE LOCKS
CYANIDE IN A SLEEPER FROM BEHIND!
JS: Angry Johnson brings Joey Malone back to his feet...but Joey Malone hits
a series of elbows to his guts on the way up...AND JOEY MALONE DROPS HIM
WITH A DDT!
MR: COVER BY JOEY...
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...THR..NO!
JS: Oh my and nearly a case of three countage there for Joey Malone!
MR: But Cyanide finally managed to flip over O¿O, and uh oh...A NIGHTMARE IN
BLUE ON THE BIRDMAN...AND HE MAKES A COVER!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...
AK: But Joey Malone breaks it up with with a combination hubcap-legdrop to
the back of the head of Cyanide...AND HE MAKES A COVER ON CYANIDE!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...THR..NO!
MR: BUT THIS TIME ANGRY JOHNSON BREAKS UP THE COUNT WITH A 6-PAC OF BEER TO
THE HEAD OF JOEY MALONE!
AK: Angry isn't making a cover...HE'S DRINKING A BEER!
JS: And O¿O takes advantage with a muffler shot to the head of Angry
Johnson...AND HE GOES DOWN QUICKER THAN THE BEER HE JUST DRANK!
AK: COVER BY THE BIRDMAN!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...THR..
Angry Johnson: *BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP!!!*
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: No!
MR: It seems that that burp from Angry Johnson was so powerful and loud that
it lifted his shoulders and saved him from the pin...throwing O¿O three feet
into the air in the process!
AK: BUT O¿O COMES RIGHT BACK DOWN AND LANDS WITH ANOTHER COVER!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...
JS: And this time only a two count for O¿O as Cyanide drags him off...AND
PUTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!
MR: HE'S GOTTA GIVE UP!
JS: THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN THOUGH...SINCE CYANIDE NAILS HIM WITH A DARK
SIDE OF THE MOON-PLEX RIGHT THROUGH A SET OF GLASS RING STEPS!
AK: CHRIST!...THERE'S GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW!
MR: Cyanide about to make a cover...BUT HE'S HIT FROM BEHIND BY JOEY MALONE
WITH A JERKEROLIZER!
JS: JOEY GOES FOR THE COVER!
AK: BUT HE'S HIT WITH A FLYING WEASEL KICK BY ANGRY JOHNSON!
MR: ANGRY MAKES A COVER!...NO HE DOESN'T...He picks him back up for...could
this be his move?
JS: THE WILD BOAR DRIVER?!
AK: HE PICKS HIM UP...BUT O¿O PULLS JOEY'S LEGS AND THEY BOTH FALL
BACK...AND ANGRY JOHNSON FALLS RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHED OF AN EXORCISM DDT!
JS: NAILED RIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
MR: JOEY MAKES A COVER, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL STICK A FORK IN ANGRY JOHNSON,
'CAUSE HE'S DONE!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...THRE..NO!
JS: NO!...AND CYANIDE MAKES THE SAVE BY TAZERING JOEY MALONE IN THE LEG!
MR: And all four men slowly get back to their feet...IT'S O¿O WHO'S UP
AK: HE BRINGS ANGRY JOHNSON BACK UP TO HIS FEET...AND POWERBOMB RIGHT DOWN
ON THE CONCRETE!
MR: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!
JS: HE'S UP ON THE APRON AND HE'S HITS THE FLYING ELBOW!!
AK: BUT CYANIDE THROWS HIM THE TAZER, HE CATCHES IT, AND O¿O LANDS
GROIN-FIRST ON THE TAZER!
MR: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
JS: WELL MAYBE NOT FIRE...BUT A DECENT 5000 VOLTS OR SO!
AK: ANGRY BRINGS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET...AND A WILD BOAR DRIVER ON O¿O!
JS: THERE'S THE COVER!
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: ONE...TWO...THREE!
AK: AND ANGRY JOHNSON WINS THE MATCH FOR BASTARDS INCORPORATED!
JS: JOEY MALONE WAS BACK UP ON HIS FEET...BUT JUST A SECOND TOO LATE TO
BREAK UP THE COUNT...AND THIS MATCH IS OVER WITH YOUR WINNERS FOR TONIGHT...
Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing suit: Your winners...the team of...
(Ring Announcer Meygon shows up and smacks Yasmine Bleeth in the red bathing
suit into Hostile Takeover with a baseball bat.)
Ring Announcer Meygon: YOUR WINNERS...THE TEAM OF CYANIDE AND ANGRY
[Cuts to a 6th Ice Age promo]
AK: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN!!
JS: Hey.. what the hell happened... I used to have my own internet RA
show... but now its gone... what happened there?
MR: Yea... Parker used to own Park Place, and now he's got to be a
commentator too.. its sad how the life of a commentator begins..
AK: I was one of John Maples former girlfriends, and as a
going-the-hell-away-from-me present, he gave me this job..
JS: I believe thats how Jim Ross got his start too.
MR: Anyway.. this next match is for the IWO North American Championship
match between Team CGI member Syphon Fission and the current champ
Spaz.. if Syphon can win this match, then Team CGI will be completely
stocked in gold... from the United States title to the NA title... but
Spaz has been looking to break that undefeated streak that Syphon holds
over Spaz... this could arguebly be the best match on the card....
JS: This thing can go either way! Normally I favor either the heel or
the lady with huge ass junk in a match, and since there really isn't any
heels here and theres no women, I don't care!
('Twist of Cain' by Danzig plays as Spaz comes out holding his NA
championship in the air..)
Meygon: Making his way to the ring, standing 6'0 feet tall... from
Lexington, Kentucky.... here he is... the man that beat High Flyer for
the North American championship last Hostile Takeover....
JS: And here comes the former TV champ, Spaz!
MR: WAIT A MINUTE!!
(Suddenly, "Linkin Park" by Paper Cut plays as Syphon Fission leaps from
out of the audience and mugs Spaz..)
MR: Syphon Fission doesn't want to waste any time!! He wants that title
(Syphon grabs Spaz by the hair and rams his head right into the railing
blocking the crowd! He drags him by his hair into the ring.. he swings
his heel of his foot right into Spazes face! Spaz falls down clutching
AK: Well, put my money on Syphon for this one!
(Syphon walks out of the ring.. he grabs the steel steps from outside
the ring! He throws them into the ring! He enters the ring and grabs the
steel steps!! He charges at Spaz with them!!! BUT SPAZ SLAMS THE NA
TITLE INTO THE STEEL STAIRS, KNOCKING THEM BACK INTO SYPHONS FACE!!
SYPHON IS DOWN!!)
JS: Syphon has lost the advantage in this one!
(Spaz grabs his NA title and throws it near the commentators tables for
it to be kept there.. Spaz grabs Syphon by the head and lifts him up!
FISHERMANS SUPLEX! THIS IS IT! 1.... 2... SYPHON KICKS OUT!!)
AK: Syphon barely made kickout..
(Spaz is getting desperate. Syphon is slowly climbing back to his feet.
Spaz makes his move and frantically charges towards Syphon with his arm
held out to try to chop Syphons head off with a vicious clothsline! BUT
SYPHON NAILS SPAZ WITH A SNEAK SPINNING NECK BREAKER!)
JS: This match is too technical for me.. if they don't start hitting
eachother with midgets and shit then I'm gonna go to the bathroom to
read sum of my Big'Uns pornography..
(Syphon grabs the steel stairs!! Spaz is laying on the matt holding his
head!! AND SYPHON DROPS THEM RIGHT ON SPAZES HEAD!!! Syphon goes to the
second rope!! He flips off! A BEAUTIFUL SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO SPAZ!!!
And Syphon covers! 1...2... KICKOUT!! Spaz still does not want to give
MR: Well this is turning into one hell of a climax!
(Syphon lifts Spaz back up!! Syphon sets Spaz up for a Death Plunge!!
This will end it all!! NO!!! SPAZ FLIPS SYPHON OVER HIS SHOULDIER AND
REVERSES THE DEATH PLUNGE!!! SYPHON LANDS ONTO THE STEEL STAIRS THAT
WERE LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!)
JS: YAY!! PAIN!!
(Spaz is dragging Syphon out of the ring by his arm as he laughs a
sadistic laugh... then he sets him on the Spanish Announcers table... he
grabs a head set off the IWO Spanish announcer...)
Ellios Gonslalas the IWO Commentator: COMO ESTAS SCHEECA!!
Spaz: And now its time to kill Mr. Fission!! YES MEXICO!!! YES!!!! ITS
OUR TIME TO BREAK THE STREAK!!! THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW!!!! I'M GOING TO
LEAP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND SHOOTING STAR PRESS SYPHON FISSION THROUGH
THIS ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ITS PERFECT!!!!
(Spaz wonders back into the ring... he gets up onto the turnbuckle!! He
holds out his arms!! HE LEAPS!!!! HE FLIPS ONCE!!! HE FLIPS TWICE!!! BUT
SYPHON CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR!!! HE GOT UP AND CAUGHT HIM!!!! AND NOW HE
BODY SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! GOD DAMN WHAT AN
IMPACT!!!! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!!!!)
MR: BOTH MEN HAVE FALLEN FROM THE IMPACT!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!
JS: LOOK AT THOSE MEXICAN ANNOUNCERS!!! THERE RUNNING LIKE HELL!!!
(Both men are down.. wait a minute!! Here comes Team FWF!!! Evan Levine
and LiGil!!! They grab Syphon and begin beating him down!!)
MR: DAMMIT!! THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR!!!
JS: LISTEN TO THE BOO'S IN THIS ARENA!!!
(LiGiL sets Syphon up for a DDT, but Syphon reverses it with a fast
executed Snapmare!! LiGiL is laying there motionless!! Syphon grabs
him!!! Hooks his arms!!! DEATH PLUNGE!!! DEATH PLUNGE TO LIGIL!!! LIGIL
IS OUT OF IT!!!)
MR: Syphon is slowly gaining momentum!!
(Evan Levine spits in Syphons face!! HOLY SHIT!!! SYPHONS FACE HAS
TURNED RED WITH ANGER!!! SYPHON CHARGES EVAN!!!! EVAN CAN'T ESCAPE!!!
HURRICANNA TO EVAN!!! EVAN IS OUT OF IT!!! SYPHON HOOKS EVANS ARMS....
DEATH PLUNGE TO EVAN!!! DEATH PLUNGE!!! THIS IS IT!!! SYPHON IS FLIPPING
OUT!!! AND HERE COMES POTRIGHT AND LINX!! THEY TRY TO BEAT DOWN SYPHON,
BUT HERE COMES THE EMPIRE!!! KEFKA FIGHTS OFF POTRIGHT AND MAGUS FIGHTS
OFF LINX!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!)
MR: Chaos has broken out minutes before the main event!!
JS: THIS IS NUTS!! I HAVEN'T SEEN SYPHON THIS ANGRY!!
(Syphon grabs Spaz.. BUT SPAZ GAINS ADVANTAGE SOMEHOW!!! SPAZTIC
COMBUSTION TO SYPHON!!! THIS IS IT!!! HE PINS!!! 1... KICKOUT!!! HE
KICKS OUT RIGHT AWAY!!!)
MR: WHAT THE HELL!! SYPHON MUST REALLY BE FULL OF PISS AND VINIGER NOW!
(Spaz grabs his very own NA title to clock Syphon with!!! He takes a step and..HE NAILS SYPHON WITH IT AND GOES FOR THE PIN 1....2...........THHHRRRRREEEE!!!! HE DID IT!!! SPAZ IS STILL THE NORTH
Winner: And STILL IWO North American Champion, SPAZ
MR: Damn right! We're going to a commercial break... we'll be right back
with the main event right after this!
MR: It's Main Event time! Team FWF takes on the Empire in he first ever Last
Team Standing match!
AK: Rules are simple, knock out all the members of the other team. No pin
falls, no submissions…just pure carnage. And the count can happen anywhere in
JS: Team FWF is the pick here…they have more talent…
AK: You’re a suck up bastard…your opinion does not count!
JS: It's not my fault the IWO can't put together a force to stop Team FWF.
Team FWF is going to be around for awhile…
MR: What about the up and coming Team CGI, Storm?
JS: Shut up!
plays as Sephiros, Kefka, Magus, and Dalton emerge from the smoke and charge
Ring Announcer: From…
MR: Obviously, the Empire is ready to play!
< The words "THE BOOGIE MAN IS COMING" are heard thought the building as the
fans start to boo. "I am your Boogie man" by White Zombie starts to play as
Evan Levine, Scott Linx, LiGiL, and Samuel Potright come to the ring. They
are all charging toward the ring. >
AK: It starts…all eight men are going after each other. The ref is trying to
MR: The Empire is doing the job right now…Dalton climbs the turnbuckle…MISSLE
DROP KICK TO SCOTT LINX! Now the teams go into their corners…
JS: GO LINX!
MR: Dalton picks up Linx…he throws him into the ropes…Linx charges out but is
met with a awesome drop kick! Linx backing up again…
JS: LiGiL blind tags Linx…LiGiL now in this thing…he charges Dalton…DALTON
STRIFES AND CLOTHESLINES LiGiL's HEAD! DALTON IS HAVING A COMING OUT PARTY!
AK: Don't look now…Levine hits the ring…CONCEPTUAL PERFECTION TO DALTON!
LEVINE IS NOT LEGALLY IN THIS MATCH!
MR: The ref is counting as LiGiL gets up…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Dalton is up! He is
wobbly, and LiGiL grabs him…PALINDROM! PALINDROM! PALINDROM!
JS: Dalton is dead.
AK: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…MAGUS HITS DALTON! DALTON IS OUT OF THE MATCH NOW AND
MAGUS IS IN!
MR: Magus charges at LiGiL and hits him with a thunderous clothesline. LiGiL
does a somersault because of the impact! Magus now stomping LiGiL!
JS: Kefka is helping Dalton to the corner. Magus picks up LiGiL…piledriver.
Magus now gets up and climbs the turnbuckle…but Potright hits Magus's leg…he
falls! Potright telling LiGiL to tag him in!
AS: That clothesline messed up LiGiL's bearings…he is looking around…Magus is
limping to the corner…he tags in Kefka! Kefka picks up LiGiL…throws him into
ropes…hooks him up for a…EVENFLOW DDT! EVENFLOW DDT!
MR: KEFKA CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE…LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT! LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT! HE
HIT IT ON LiGiL! LiGiL IS OUT! THE REF IS COUNTING!
JS: TEAM FWF GETS THE RING…1…2…3…4…5…6…
AK: BUT THEY ARE CUT OFF BY THE EMPIRE AS THE REF CONTINUES TO
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from Team FWF, LiGiL!
MR: The advantage is now all the Empire's…LiGiL is getting kicked out of the
ring and escorted to the back. Kefka is now looking for who takes his place…
JS: ITS LEVINE!
AK: As the teams go to their corners, Evan Levine charges out of the corner
at Kefka! Kefka sees it and dodges the IWO World Champion.
JS: Levine looks over to Kefka…he stops and backhands Kefka right in the
mouth. Kefka knocked back a couple of steps.
MR: Levine now grabs Kefka by the throat…chokeslam! Levine chokeslammed
Kefka! Levine turns his back to the Empire and talks to the fans. They are
booing like nuts. 1…2…3…4…5…KEFKA TAGS IN SEPHIROS!
JS: Oh shit!
MR: Sephiros comes out of the corner at full speed…he clotheslines Levine's
head! Levine falls face first! The fans are roaring their approval now!
AK: Sephiros picks up the downed Levine…back body drop to Evan! Sephiros
picks up Levine again and powerbombs him! Levine is getting up through.
Sephiros gives Levine a running knee to the stomach! Levine is trying to get
up, but can’t!
JS: DAMMIT! Sephiros tags in Dalton. He is pissed!
MR: Dalton jumps on the ropes…missile drop kick to the head of Levine! Off
the third rope! That takes a lot of agility!
AK: Levine is bleeding out of the mouth. He must be having killer headaches
now…Dalton gives Levine an Impaler DDT! The World Champion is getting the bad
part of this beating.
MR: Dalton is now climbing the turnbuckle…
JS: Potright slaps Levine's hand! Potright gets in the ring…he grabs Dalton
and gives him a…FRONT NECKER BREAKER (like a stunner)! HOLY SHIT! DALTON IS
AK: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10! It's all even now due to one monster move on
Dalton by Samuel Potright!
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from the Empire, Dalton!
MR: Magus is now in for Dalton! Potright is smiling…
AK: MAGUS GRABS POTRIGHT! INVERTED DVD! HOLY SHIT! MAGUS GETS UP AND IS
JS: Look at Potright…he is going into convulsions…holy shit…he's getting up!
AK: THERE IS NO WAY POTRIGHT COULD GET UP FROM THAT!
MR: It's not Potright now…its Lunatic Pandora!
AK: Magus is dead!
JS: PANDORA LOOKS AT MAGUS! MAGUS IS IN AMAZEMENT! MAGUS PUNCHES PANDORA IN
THE FACE…PANDORA GRABS THE FIST! HE HITS HIS ELBOW! MAGUS IS IN A LOAD OF
PAIN! HIS ARM COULD BE BROKEN!
MR: Pandora is laughing like a mad man! He looks at the down Magus…he picks
him up…X-Factor on Magus…Pandora charges the other two members of the Empire!
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from the Empire, Magus!
AK: LOOK AT PANDORA FEND OFF KEFKA AND SEPHIROS! NOW SEPHIROS GET THE UPPER
HAND…THEY PICK HIM UP…DARK MATTER!
JS: BUT PANDORA GETS UP FROM DARK MATTER! HE IS STUMBLING TOWARD THE
CORNER…HE TAGS IN SCOTT LINX!
MR: Linx hits the ring…he charges Kefka and Sephiros…DARK MATTER ON SCOTT
LINX! LINX IS PICKED UP AGAIN…DARK MATTER BY KEFKA AND SEPHIROS! THEY PICK
HIM UP ONE LAST TIME…DARK MATTER!
AK: Linx is dead. No way he is useful in this match…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from Team FWF, Scott Linx!
JS: But it took three Dark Matters!
MR: The last two were to put him away…
JS: SHUT UP!
AK: Linx is out of the ring…now Levine is in…he goes at Kefka…clothesline to
Kefka. Kefka falls down…
MR: HE GETS UP! KEFKA LAUGHS AT LEVINE! LEVINE PICKS HIM UP…HE TRIES A
DDT…NO MAS! KEFKA LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM!
JS: Levine got manhandled! Levine now grabbing his back…he might be
done…damn that Kefka!
AK: But Levine is still down…1…2…3…4…5…6…he gets up! Levine now grimacing in
pain…Kefka charges at Evan and gives him a drop kick! Levine in the corner…
JS: Look…Pandora is in the ring! He goes nuts on Kefka…rights and
lefts…Kefka getting blown away here!
MR: Not many people can beat on Lunatic Pandora anyway…Kefka is a sitting
duck here…Levine staggers to his corner. Kefka now must beat Lunatic
JS: Pandora picks up Kefka…INVERTED DVD! PANDORA LAUGHS! HE HAS KEFLA BEAT!
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from the Empire, Kefka!
AK: Now it's up to Sephiros…
JS: Kefka rolls out under his own power…he slides a chair into the ring…
MR: Sephiros charges at Pandora…FACE LIFT…PANDORA DID THE BEST FACE LIFT THIS
SIDE OF DANE WILT! Sephiros hits the mat! Pandora laughs uncontrollably!
AK: Sephiros is getting up though…he sees the chair…he picks it up as Pandora
angers the fans, Sephiros telling Pandora to turn around…
MR: BAM!!! MONSTER CHAIR SHOT ON LUNATIC PANDORA BY SEPHIROS! Pandora is
busted open! Pandora is on the mat…
JS: BUT PANDORA IS STAGGERING UP! SEPHIROS JUST SLAMS THE CHAIR OVER
PANDORA'S HEAD! OH MY GOD…THE CHAIR IS BROKEN! PANDORA/POTRIGHT IS OUT!
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from Team FWF, Samuel Potright!
AK: WE ARE DOWN TO EVAN LEVINE AND SEPHIROS! THIS IS WHAT WE THOUGHT WOULD
HAPPEN! Sephiros throws the chair down as Levine enters the ring! The fans
are behind Sephiros.
MR: Sephiros goes after Evan with a clothesline, Levine ducks…uppercut on
Sephiros. Sephiros is staggering backwards…Levine is mocking him…SEPHIROS
JS: LEVINE ELBOWS THE REF! THE REF IS OUT! SEPHIROS SET HIM UP…SHADOW
MR: SHADOW FLARE ON IWO WORLD CHAMPION EVAN LEVINE! BUT THE REF IS
AK: Sephiros is pissed…he has this thing won! Levine is down for what seems
like now is the 43 count by the fans…
JS: Sephiros is trying to get the ref up…Levine is moving now…YES!
AK: Dammit! Levine is up!
MR: Sephiros is hit with a super kick! Levine picks up Sephiros by the
chair…CONCEPTUAL PERFECTION!!! DAMMIT! ON THE CHAIR!
JS: HAHAHAHA! The ref counts! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
Ring Announcer: Eliminated, from the Empire, Sephiros! Thus…you’re your
MR: DAMMIT! Levine is the last man standing!
[All of a sudden "Sober" By Tool plays as the fans go nuts. A battered Phelen Kell comes running out from the back and hits the ring. He goes right at it with Evan as the fans are going nuts]
MR: KELL AND LEVINE AGAIN!!! KELL AND LEVINE!!!!
JS: COME ON EVAN!!
AK: Both men are going nuts rolling around on the ground as no one is coming out to stop them.
[As the two fight all over the ring, as all of a sudden a man in a black mask comes running out from the back. He jumps into the ring and rips Kell off of Levine.]
MR: Who the hell is this?
JS: SUPER KICK!!!!! MY GOD THAT GUY JUST TOOK OUT KELL WITH A SUPER KICK!!!
AK: Evan gets to his feet and goes over patting the man on the back are these two men togeather?
[The man in the mask turns around and shacks Evan's hand as all of a sudden..SUPER KICK!!!!]
MR: Evan Levine the world champ is OUT COLD!!!!! THE MAN IN THE MASK JUST TOOK OUT THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!
JS: DAMN HIM DAMN HIM!!!
AK: Who is this?
[The man in the mask gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp]
MR: FANS WERE OUT OF TIME JOIN US FRIDAY FOR HT!
AK: WHO IS THAT?
[The scene dies out with the fans staring in shock at the man inside his mask.]