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12/04/2000

[The show comes on the air with a shot of a very long black limo pulling up to the United Center! The fans start to stair at the IWO-tron as the limo comes to a stop. The driver gets out and runs to the other side and opens the
door. Out walks FWF Prez....Jimmy-Harmon Goldman! He fixes his coat and walks into the building as the scene cuts to the opening]

[The scene reopens with a hart beating...then a flash of the IWO banner.... There is another hart beating and it starts to get faster as the IWO banner Flashes again and again. Then all of a sudden there is a strike of lighting
and the IWO banner shows up on fire. The IWO Symbol then melts into the MNM banner and fades into the dark as the scene then cuts into The United Center and a sold out crowed of over 30,000 people on there feet. The camera view then changes to the ramp as Pyro and fireworks start to go off!!! The camera then starts to go over the fans with signs in there hands. One reads. 'FWF THIS...IWO THAT....GIVE ME NAWA!!" another one reads. 'Times they are a changing.....KESTLER FOR PREZ!' Next to that there is a sign that says. 'Goopie is my "homo" Bitch!' the cameras then cut to Max Riot, Jason Storm, and Ashley Keller.]

MR: FANS WELCOME TO THE IWO!!! WELCOME TO MNM!!! The greatest show on earth!

JS: Yea......EVER SINCE THE FWF TOOK OVER!!!

AK: Suck up!

JS: Hey...Can I help it if only the greatest man alive pays my bills?

MR: Fans...we have one hell of a card for you tonight! We will see...former friends...if you can call them that. Go one on one for the IWO WORLD TITLE!! The New Champ..EVAN LEVINE Vs HIGH FLYER!!

JS: Flyer never wins big matches.....Evan will so kick his butt!

AK: A lot of people would think it to be Flyer who will walk out the champ!

JS: Flyer is to trusting.....Evan will so turn it around on him...and will walk out IWO world champ!

MR: Also on tonight's card we have Phelen Kell Vs Psycho Jay! A match that could be one for the ages!

JS: Damn....I don't know who to root for! Should I go with a head humper or a Legend? DAMN!

Ak: Well...I know who IM going with!!! PHELEN KELL!! IWO HALL OF FAMER!!

MR: This match will go down in the books that's for sure! Also...we have great Tag Team action and more on MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN.................

[All of sudden "Asshole" by Dennis Leary starts to play as the fans start an asshole chant! Then without warning, Jimmy-Harmon Goldman walks out from the back. The fans get even louder as he has a platoon of cops walk out with him. Goldman gets into the ring as he takes the mic from Meygon and talks to the fans]

Jimmy-Harmon Goldman: This past Friday......The former Chairwoman of the FWF was met with a horrible encounter! She was met with the genitals of a man.....some man stuck his nasty.....green...UGLY GRAPE FRUITS IN HER FACE!

[Fans Cheer]

Jimmy-Harmon Goldman: You might cheer now but wait till you hear what I have to say. Now the man responsible for this was not Psycho Jay......not anyone in his pathetic stable.....NO!!! It was one man and only one man....IT
WAS THE HEAD BOOKER "MY DICK!"

[Fans go nuts at the mention of the name]

Jimmy-Harmon Goldman: Well....im glad you are all so found of him because what I have to say next....Will make you and him the same....nothing more then a peace of low life trailer park south philly scum!!

MR: This is north Chicago!

JS: The boss it talking!

AK: He's not the boss Jamie is!

Jimmy-Harmon Goldman: At this time......I would like to officially announce....that the Head Booker of the IWO....IS FIRED!!!!

[The fans boo and go nuts]

MR: WHAT!!!!

AK: HE CANT DO THAT!!!

JS: Yes he can....and HE JUST DID HAHAHAHA!!!

[All of a sudden "Henry the 8th" By Merman's Hermits starts to play as the fans go nuts!!! The Former IWO Head Booker My Dick makes his way out! He looks around at the fans as he brings the mic up to his face to talk]

My Dick: You have NO RIGHT!!!! To fire me....who says you can just walk out here and fire me you....poop head!

Jimmy- Harmon Goldman: IM A GOLDMAN!!! I DON'T NEED ANYONE'S OK! YOUR FIRED!!! GET OUT OF MY BUILDING!

[The cops that were with Jimmy-Harmon Goldman start to walk up the ramp as My Dick backs off. Then all of a sudden "Divine" By KoRn starts to play as the fans go nuts! Psycho Jay runs out from the back and jumps infront of "My Dick"]

MR: THE FORMER IWO WORLD CHAMP IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

JS: NO!!!

[The cops advice on Jay who pushes them and takes each one down one by one! The fans are going nuts as the last cop falls and Jay starts to walk to the ring]

MR: PSYCHO JAY HAS GOLDMAN WERE HE WANTS HIM!!

[THE BOOGIE MAN IS COMMING!!!!!! "I am your Boogie Man" By White Zombie starts to play as the fans start a you suck chant! Evan Levine runs out from the back along with LiGiL and nail Jay from behind the head! Evan picks him up and roles him into the ring as now all 3 men start to stomp away on Jay]

MR: THERE DESTROYING PSYCHO JAY!!!!

JS: Its all fair game now.....THE GOLDMANS HAVE FIRED MY DICK!!! YES!!!

[As Evan and LiGiL and Goldman beat away on Psycho Jay "Sober" by Tool starts to play as the fans go nuts!! Then all of a sudden Phelen Kell...along with High Flyer come running out and hit the ring!]

MR KELL AND FLYER!!! KELL AND FLYER!!!!

[Goldman and the others get out of the ring as Kell and Flyer hit it! Levine and company start to walk up the ramp as Kell stairs down Evan]

MR: Well......that was all sudden.....fans we need to take a break...will be back with more MNM!

[Cuts to a Ice Age Promo]

[The show comes back on the air with a shot of "My Dick" with a box of goods in his hands packing up his car. As he does this Goldman walks out with two cops]

Jimmy-Harmon Goldman: Time to say your last good byes...........make them short because neither I or Justin want to waste any airtime on you!

My Dick:..........When it really comes down to it....All poop really is.......is wet shit!

[My Dick gets into the car as he pulles out of the building for the last time! The scene dies out into are first match of the night!]

MR: Now, I've been informed,.....we're going to the local Big K-Mart here in Chicago,...

JS: Wait, you mean Spaz actually accepted the challenge to a match at K-Mart? That moron!!!

AK: This ought to be interesting.

(The scene is Big K-Mart, right after closing. Stockboys are still in
the
store, as are security guards. Spaz is walking by the tents in the
sporting
goods department, his T.V. title around his waist,.....he checks the
tent
that Kevin Martin was in earlier.)

Spaz: (looking all around him,...360 turn) MARTIN!! WHERE ARE YOU,
PUNK?

(K-Mart comes up behind Spaz wearing a sleeveless IWO T-shirt, and
whacks him
over the head with a giant candy cane that was in his left hand. Spaz
is
down, but not out!)

MR: What the hell is K-Mart doing?

JS: I know, they're going to have a lot of damage from this match.

AK: I don't think he means the,....nevermind

(JS laughs maniacally,....K-Mart bangs his head as he holds up a giant
bottle
of Frapuccino in his right hand and chugs it. Spaz gets up,...Martin
doesn't
notice.)

MR: Looks like Martin is tipping his hat off to ECW superstar, The
Sandman,....

JS: Kevin Martin is the IWO's next hardcore icon!!

AK: What is Spaz going to do to K-Mart? Does he notice?

(Spaz superkicks the bottle, which shatters,....glass shards slice
Kevin's
forehead)

K-Mart: OH MY GOD!! YOU,.....CUT ME?!

MR: Kevin Martin is in shock! The charade is over!

JS: Whatever, K-Mart just thought that Spaz wouldn't do anything that
hardcore.

AK: Kevin Martin is anything but hardcore,....Spaz, however,.....he
has a
cactus. Cacti are hardcore.

JS: Cacti?

MR: Let's please call this match, as we're paid to do, fellows. Spaz
takes
Kevin Martin by his hair, and starts dragging him down the kitty litter
aisle!! He sets him up opposite the dogfood,....sends him right into
the
shelf!!

JS: Oh no! Kevin Martin is stuck between two shelves,...I don't
think
they'll support him!!

AK: The shelf has broken,....Spaz just dropped a 20 lb bag of dog food
accross the chest of the self-proclaimed hardcore icon!!

MR: I have just been informed, ladies and gentlemen, that we have an
IWO ref
who is arriving at K-Mart at this point,.....

JS: Finally! Law and Order!

AK: But in a hardcore match,...

JS: Shut your mouth!

MR: K-Mart has just lifted that dog food off himself. Spaz
is,....running
away?

AK: But here comes Mr. Hardcore in swift pursuit!!

JS: Is that nerd Spaz heading to the electronics section!? Wait a
second,...Wallace Martin has just stepped out from behind an aisle with
pepper spray!! Right in the eyes of Kevin Martin!!! Spaz has realized
that
his trap has worked, and starts poking Kevin in the belly!!! This is
blasphemy!!

MR: Whether or not that is true, K-Mart is attempting to swat
Spaz,....and
Spaz is leading him right into the electronics section!!

JS: I told you!!

AK: Hey, this is pretty funny.

(Spaz starts to lead K-Mart to the electronics section, then realizes
he's
having fun,...so he leads him down the feminine hygeine aisle. Spaz
prods
K-Mart with tampons, now,.....even deposits some in his pockets. Spaz
does
the same thing with condoms and other hygienal items as needed,...this
goes
on for about 10 minutes,...finally K-Mart starts to see
again,...partially,...and he chases Spaz to the Electronics Section,
after
ramming into several displays due to his lack of,....ahem,....vision.)

MR: This is the oddest match I have ever called in my life,...

AK: Why has Kevin Martin stopped in front of the Playstation 2 and 1
games?

JS: Shut up, AK! Kevin seems to be able to see, now,...shhhh,...he's
going
to say something!!

K-Mart: Hey, plenty of Squaresoft games!! The Empire will have promo
material for a while to come, after all!!

MR: Apparently he can't see Spaz coming up behind him!!!

AK: OH MY FREAKING GOD!! Spaz sets Kevin up for a
powerslam,......right
INTO THE GLASS COVERING THE PLAYSTATION DISPLAY!!

JS: And here comes the REF! FINALLY!! SEE,.....SPAZ IS CHEATING!!

AK: This is no holds barred, JS.

JS: Whatever,....Kevin never said that,...he just said hardcore.

(AK looks away, shaking his head and covering his eyes)

AK: I never,...

MR: Neither have I,....but Spaz has covered Kevin
Martin,.....1,.....2,....3!!!!!! Spaz is your winnner!!!!!!

JS: WAIT A SECOND,...Kevin had one shoulder propped against the
computer
game display!!!

MR: Stop being a sore loser,....your man lost,...and K-Mart is
accepting
it,....

AK: Wait a second, I think he's right,....

K-Mart (getting up, as ref is making the decision of whether to
continue the
match or not): I'm bleeding,....this is sooooo gross!!

Ref: Since Kevin Martin had one shoulder up during this pin, I have no
choice but to continue this match until one man is declared the
winner!!!

MR: K-Mart is now ignoring his wounds,....running to find Spaz!!

JS: I told you he's hardcore!!!

AK: What the hell is going on here?

MR: Spaz is almost at the entrance/exit of Big K-Mart!! K-Mart sees
the
opportunity,...he's running,....

AK: And an inziguri into the glass sliding doors,.......Spaz is down!!
You
know, JS, I gotta give K-Mart some credit,...he may not be as extreme
as he's
acting, but he sure as hell can wrestle!!

JS: I told you!! But he's hurt his spine in that attempt to please the
fans!! C'mon, K-Mart, get up,....

MR: K-Mart is the first to his feet, but both men are hurt. Kevin
Martin
now getting his second wind in this odd non-title match against our
current
Television Champion, Spaz,.....he's picked Spaz up by the hair,...and
is
taking him to the stock area!!

AK: K-Mart is now ramming Spaz's head into the glass that covers the
jewelry
display!!!

K-Mart: THIS IS HARDCORE, BUDDY!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, HUH??

AK: Spaz is moaning in pain,....he's on the ground again,.....what the
hell
is Kevin Martin doing now?

MR: He's going to catapult Spaz!!

JS: I see, I have faith in K-Mart,....but he's going to catapult Spaz
into
what?

MR: ,...I don't know.

(K-Mart sets Spaz up and catapults him down the main stretch of the
K-Mart
Marquis.)

MR: Okay,......Spaz has now gained reconsciousness because he hasn't
hit
anything,....and he's,...

AK: ,...running?

K-Mart: SPAZ! YOU MADE ME BLEED! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!!

Spaz: ::off-camera:: C'MON AND BRING IT, JOBBER!!

JS: K-Mart is not a jobber!!

AK: Well,...his record is one and three,....

MR: And he won that one by DQ,...a reversal by My Dick,....

JS: ,............

MR: K-Mart has just entered the stock area of K-Mart,....

JS and AK: Heh heh heh heh heh,...

MR: Shut up!

K-Mart: Spaaaaaaaaaaz!! Come out,.....oooh,...it's scary back here. I
hate
it,....so dark!!

(Spaz jumps out from behind a huge box.)

Spaz: BOOOO!!

K-Mart: AHHHHH!

MR: K-Mart jumps and loses concentration,....Spaz slams K-Mart on the
hard
floor in the stock area of Chicago's K-Mart!!

AK: Spaz is up on a box,....elbow drop on the jobber K-Mart,....

JS: ,...........

MR: Spaz is up right after that risky move,....damn.

JS: That move was riskier than Al Gore as president,...

AK: Hey! I voted for Gore!!

JS: You loser,.....

MR: ,........

AK: Both men on the stairs,....wait,...they have stairs at K-Mart?
K-Mart's
two stories?

MR: I don't know,...we'll see in a moment as Spaz spears Kevin Martin
through the exit door of the upstairs at the store!!!

JS: THE MEN ARE ON THE FREAKING ROOF!!! THIS IS F(bleep)ING CRAZY!!!!

MR: I have just been notified that this still is a title match,......

(NOTE TO EVAN! This is where it gets confusing,.....the loser puts the
winner in his finishing move,...off the roof onto the garden center
"cage."
Then, after the loser jumps down to the garden center cage, someone
interferes for the winner's favor,.....IF I WIN: I want Horatio in a
Santa
Costume to interfere,....IF SPAZ WINS: He wants Raz, his brother, to
interfere. All you have to do is fill in the blanks with the winner
and
loser's names,....finisher,...and interfere-er.)

AK: K-mart has Spaz going his way,....he's got Spaz awfully close to
the
edge!!!!

JS: OH NO!! K-Mart is setting up Spaz with a Last Ride!!! AND HE HITS
IT!!!! Spaz HAS JUST FALLEN OFF THE ROOF!!!

MR: IT'S TRUE, LADIES AND GENTS!! YOU ARE SEEING IT WITH YOUR OWN TWO
EYES!!!

AK: Wait,....wait,.....K-Mart has just jumped over the roof as well!!
IT'S
F'N SUICIDE!! THIS IS NUTS!!

JS: Wait a second,....

(The camera shoots over the edge of the roof to reveal a chain-link
cage
about 10 feet down from the roof, which covers the garden center!)

JS: ,...THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE GARDEN CENTER!!!

MR: K-Mart covers Spaz, but no one's around to make the count,...the
ref has
left!!! Where is he?

AK: OH MY GOD!! HERE COMES Simon Seaman!!! HE JUST LAID OUT (the
loser),.......and he's scaling back down the GARDEN CENTER CAGE!!!!

MR: AND Spaz IS SETTING UP K-Mart FOR Spaztic Combustion !!

JS: (JS chants the name of the winner's finisher twice,....you know
how it
is)

AK: What's that noise?

(Suddenly, the Garden Center Cage roof falls in, as the supports on one
side
of it have given out,.....both men fall through,.....the ref is just
arriving
through the Garden Center slide doors,.....)

JS and AK: ,...........

MR: Ladies and gents,...how both men survived that is beyond
me,....these
men are not competitors in our extreme league,....

JS: I beg to,...

AK: Give it up, you didn't see it coming!!

JS: ,......

MR: Spaz covers K-Mart!!!
One,.....................................................TWO,.................

....THREEE!!!! This Television Title Epic is over!!

Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! SPAZ!!!

MR: Damn.....that was.....different!

JS: Did anyone notice how Spaz never took off the belt?

AK: Would you if you were facen someone named K-Mart? He would steal
you
blind!

JS: Good point!

MR: Nonetheless it was a hard fought match for both...fans we need to
take a
break will be back with more IWO and more MNM!

[Cuts to a lugs add]

MR: Hello and welcome back to MNM!!

JS: Our next match is going to be pretty spontaneous. We have Team
Tampax defending their IC Tag Titles against The Facts of Life. Great,
the IWO is resulting to F*CKING old ass sitcoms that failed in the 80's
for tag teams...

AK: .. sure they may have failed on primetime, but can they fail in the
ring?!

JS: Ummmm.. stop being a ditz.

*SLAP*

JS: Grrrrrr! I hate that! Just because I am a rip off of JT doesn't
mean
I deserve to be slapped around you bitch!

MR: HEY! HEY! Settle down everyone! Now then.... Jason does have a
point. He is a JT ripoff -

JS: WHAT?!

MR: AND another point he has proven is that all of the tag teams in
this
fed have been long gone. There is no competition in this category
anymore, and its kinda sad since this is one of my favorite forms of
competitions in the IWO. Hence, we get Blaire and Toodie. THE FAGS OF
LIFE!!

AK:... AND MANAGER MRS. GARRET!! SHE WAS A WOMEN THAT COULD FUCKIN HOLD
HER OWN!

JS: ......

*Suddenly, "Facts of Life" plays as the Facts of Life comes out. They
look all cute. Then we see a Russian women with hairy legs walk out in
a
dress posing as Mrs. Garret. THATS NOT MRS. GARRET!!! NO!!!!*

MR: AND HERE COMES TAMPAX!!

*Without their music being played, Team Tampax runs out and begins
beating up on Toodie and Blaire! The bell rings!*

MR: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!! Tod and AWS Man (Also Known as Bill)
have just took out Toodie and Blaire with there IC tag titles! It has
come down to AWS Man (Also Known as Bill) and Mrs. Garret... there face
to face!

Mrs. Garret: Such a cute young man! So built.. so cute with that little
spatula... I bet you have a big cock... grrrr...

AWS Man (Also Known as Bill): FREAKING CRUD!! THATS JUST NOT FREAKIN
RIGHT!!

Tod: Thats because she is a MAN, BABY!

*Tod begins ripping at Mrs. Garrets face.. it doesn't come off.. shes
real all right! AND SHE TAKES TOD DOWN WITH A KICK TO THE SCROTUM!!*

Mrs. Garret: WHOOOOO! MRS. GARRET GOT GAME! YEEHAW!

MR: This is the most retarded match of all matches.

JS: *puking*

*Suddenly, Toodie leaps to her feet*

MR: Toodie is up! Toodie and Tod exchange punches! Toodie kicks Tod to
the stomach! STUNNER!! STUNNER!! STUNNER TO TOD!!! THE TOODIE STUNNER
HAS TOOKEN OUT TOD!

*Tod gets right back up and brushes it off*

MR: WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES THE ODD COUPLE!! ANOTHER CLASSIC TV
SERIES COMES TO THE IWO!!

*The Odd Couple music plays as the Odd Couple comes out*

MR: The Odd Couple grabs Mrs. Garret! AND THERE MOLESTING MRS. GARRET!!
IT APPEARS THE ODD COUPLE HAS ONE THING IN COMMON WITH GARRET!!! SEXUAL
MOLESTATION!!! GET IT?!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

JS: Your the only one that cares about this match you fool.

MR: *whispers to Jason* Remember, its not how bad you act, its how much
Jamie pays you..

JS: OH! SO THATS WHY YOU MAKE MORE MONEY THEN US!! BECAUSE YOU OVER
EXAGER.. ER.. I MEAN LOVE THESE MATCHES!

MR: YES!! THEY ARE SO KEEN! WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES THE I LOVE LUCY
TAG TEAM!! RICKY RECARDO WALKS OUT WEARING TRIPLE H ATTIRE!!! HE RUNS
UP
TO TOODIE!!! IMMIGRATION (Petigree) TO TOODIE!! AND TOD IS LEAVING THIS
MATCH THROUGH THE CROWD LAUGHING!

AK: NO!! NO!!! HERE COMES FRED!!!

*"Do you smell what the fuck the Fred is cookin" plays as Fred Murtz,
the whacky neighbor, walks out wearing his pulled up cheap pants and
some Rock glasses*

AK: FRED AND RICKY ARE IN A FIST FIGHT!!!! OH NO!!!! FRED JUST DEPORTED
RICKY RICARDO!!! NOOO!!! NOOOO!!!! NOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

*DING DING DING*

Ring Announcer: Well... ummm.... I can't even begin to explain how many
rules were just broken in this match. Lets just say that... oh.... The
Facts of Life win...

MR: AHHHH!!

AK: EEEEK!!!

JS: DERP!!

Ring Announcer: BUT.. Team Tampax retains there titles!

MR: WHEW! See, if FOL would have one then the IWO's tag team division
would be forever screwed.

AK: Well.. I want to watch some good commercials right about now...

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

[The show comes back on with a shot of Jimmy-Harmon Goldman walking to
his
car with Evan by his side.]

Goldman: The show is in your hands.....good luck.

Evan: Yea.....bye!

[Goldman gets into the limo as he pulls out the camera comes in on Evan
as he
smiles]

Evan: Now.....to take care of Kell!

[Scene cuts back to the ring]

AK: Welcome back and, our next match is about to get underway. It is
for the
United States Title featuring Joey Malone and the current champion, Ash
"Shadow" Robinson.

JS: It's time to see if Joey Malone has really got what it takes to
make it
into the single's division. Earlier this week, Joey Malone verbally
thrashed
Ash and now we will find out if he can back his words up.

MR: It's just like The Spaz Event, Spaz's partner Sullivan got hurt,
Spaz
goes single's, and now he's the TV Champ. Same thing could happen with
Joey
Malone and The Winds of Change right here tonight.

AK: Well fans, both men are already in the ring. Let's get this
underway!

JS: And look at this Joey Malone charges straight into Ash Robinson and
starts delivering a series of punches to his face. Malone lifts Ash up
and
Piledriver! What a move! Malone with the cover...

ONE!!


TWOOO!!

THNO! Robinson kicked out at the last second.

MR: Damn, I hate when we have to rush through matches.

AK: Me too!

JS: Shut up! Malone now lifting Robinson up. Malone sends Robinson to
the
ropes. Robinson reverses, he ducks under...leapfrog by Robinson...damn
boy!
Hit something already!

MR: Ash Robinson hits a hip toss. Ash picks up Joey and Spinebuster! He
goes
for the cover...

ONE!

TWO! NO! Kickout on two by Malone.

AK: Malone now staggers to his feet. WAIT A SECOND! ASH IS SIGNALLING
FOR
THE SHADOW KICK! HE NAILS IT!

JS: WAIT! OUT OF NO WHERE HERE COMES DONNIE DAZE WITH A CHAIR! HE JUST
CAUGHT ASH IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR! THE REF DIDN'T SEE IT! DAZE
SLIDES
OUT OF THE RING! MY GOD! WHAT HAS DAZE DONE?!

MR: No! It can't end this way! Both men are down! Joey Malone is
staggering
to his feet. He sees Ash out cold! He lifts him up...EXORCISM ON ASH
ROBINSON! JOEY MALONE MAKES THE COVER!!

ONE!!

TWOOO!!

THREEE!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! JOEY MALONE HAS JUST WON THE
UNITED
STATES TITLE!

Meygon: The winner of this match..and NEEEEEEWW IWO UNITED STATES
CHAMPION...JOEY MALOOOONE!

AK: Donnie Daze just cost Ash Robinson the U.S. Title! I can't believe
it!
Ash is going to be mad when he wakes up!

JS: Who cares! Joey Malone is the champion! WOOHOO!

MR: Fans, we'll be right back.

(We go back to the ring.)

JS: And we're back!

("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays as the Suicide Kings,
IWO
World Tag Team Champions, come out to a pretty good pop.)

MR: Here's our glorious tag team champions!

JS: Yeah.

(The Suicides come into the ring and grab a microphone.)

Ryan King: Hello, IWO!

Jeff King: Yahoo.

Ryan King: Now, apparently, whoever runs these cards now couldn't find
us
opponents tonight.
But it won't matter. Simply put, we're THE Tag Division in the IWO
right
now. There's NO ONE LEFT. Team Tampax? Beat `em. Potright and Daze?
Fighting with each other over the last donut. TPK? Worrying about who
has more money.

Jeff King: Hell, we're planning to throw these titles into the river
after all of this show!

(Suddenly, "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down plays.)

Jeff King: What the hell?

(Then, Syphon Fission, Joey Malone, and the Mysterious Birdman 0Âż0
jump
out of the crowd and attack them from behind.)

MR: AAAHHH!!! SYPHON FISSION, JOEY MALONE, AND THE MYSTERIOUS BIRDMAN
FROM BEHIND!

JS: FISSION HOOKS UP JEFF KING! DEATH PLUNGE!

AK: BIRDMAN GRABS RYAN KING! MYSTERY BIRD DRIVER!

MR: JOEY MALONE UP ON TOP! BAD MOON RISING ON BOTH KINGS MEMBERS!

(Syphon Fission grabs a microphone.)

Syphon Fission: Hey, Kings... when you guys wake up, you're going to
wish you didn't know that there's a new team here... the Cruel Gruesome
Individuals... we're TEAM CGI!

MR: Fans we need to take a break

[cuts away]

[Comes back on the air with Linx on his way to the ring]

<'Rock Superstar' by Cypress Hill blares over the speakers. Linx comes
out of
the back with Caren. >

Meygon: This is a no disqualification match scheduled for one fall!
From
Richmond, Virginia
………..weighing in at 250
pounds………….SCOTT…………LINX!!!

< 'Suffocate' by Finger Eleven blares over the speakers. LiGiL comes
of the
back. >

Meygon: From Portland Oregon…………..weighing in at 254
pounds…………………..LiGiL!!!!!!!



JS: LiGiL is the toughest opponent Linx has had to face in the
tournament.
This is the biggest challenge in LiGiL’s life. They are just staring
at each
other.

AS: Time to sleep….



MR: That’s the bell…and LiGiL is daring Linx to come to the
outside to
play!
Linx nods!!! This is going to be a long night!

JS: Linx has a mean look on his face…doesn’t he.

AK:………

JS: I agree!

MR: LiGiL stands there. Linx is charging toward him…Linx is met
with a
clothesline. He is knocked down hard on the outside!

JS: Guess who has the advantage!

MR: LiGiL picks up Linx, and slams his head against the guardrail. He
slams
it again…and again! LiGiL is not looking back here…because he can
not afford
to!

JS: LiGiL is taking Linx toward us. He slams his head against the
announce
table. Linx is dazed! LiGiL has the right strategy, bring it right to
Linx!

MR: LiGiL picks up Linx for a military press…he pumps him in the
air…AND HE
DROPS HIM ON THE TABLE! THE TABLE IS CRACKED…AND LINX IS IN OBVIOUS
PAIN!

JS: That was a close one huh?

AK:………

MR: Look at LiGiL…he is laughing at Linx! He climbs on the to the
top
turnbuckle…HE IS GOING TO GO FOR A LEG DROP ON LINX!!!

JS: HE JUMPS…

MR: HE HITS THE LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS LINX’S THROAT!!! LINX IS OUT
OF THIS
QUICK!!! LINX IS ABOUT TO BE UPSET!!!

JS: LiGiL THROWS LINX BACK INTO THE RING!!! HE IS IN…HE COVERS!!!

One…

Two…

Three!

JS: LiGiL WON!!

MR: NO HE DIDN’T…LINX’S ARM WAS ON THE ROPES THE WHOLE TIME!!!

JS: LINX’S LUCKY HIS ARM WAS EXTENDED!!!

MR: LiGiL is celebrating…does he not know that Linx had his arm on
the rope?
He is giving Linx time to recover!

JS: Linx is moving…LiGiL has his arm up…he is taunting the crowd!
He thinks
he won!

MR: Linx is up to one knee…he is back to his feet, but he looks
dazed!!! He
charges toward LiGiL!!!

JS: LiGiL is talking with the ref…the ref is explaining to him that
the match
is not over!!! BAM!!! HE IS MET WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE
HEAD!!!

MR: LiGiL is on the ground…Linx stomps down on him! Linx is looked
on LiGiL!
Linx picks him up…throws him into the ropes…TILT-O-WHIRL
BACKBREAKER ON
LiGiL!!! Linx is down too!!! He grabs his knee!

JS: Linx put on one helluva move…but his left knee felt all of it!

MR: Linx gets up…he is walking with a little imbalance towards
LiGiL!

JS: Linx is walking toward LiGiL…who is trying to get up…Linx
picks him
up…scoop slam! Linx runs into the ropes…elbow drop on LiGiL!

MR: Linx gets up…he goes to the outside…he grabs a chair!!!

JS: NO DQ…RIGHT?!?!

AK:………

JS: Linx is back in the ring…LiGiL is getting up slowly…BAM!!!
CHAIR SHOT
TO
THE CRANIUM!!!

MR: LiGiL’s head is imprinted on the steel chair…he collapsed to
the mat!
Linx is showing the crowd the chair! Linx is in control right now!

JS: Linx looks at LiGiL…down on the mat…HE STARTS BEATING HIM WITH
THE
CHAIR!!! LiGiL IS GETTING BEAT BY LINX AND A STEEL CHAIR!

MR: THE REF GRABS THE CHAIR FROM LINX…LINX GRABS IT BACK…HE HITS
THE REF IN
THE HEAD WITH THE DAMN CHAIR! LINX IS OBSESSED!!!

JS: THE FANS ARE BOOING THE HELL OUT OF LINX!!!

MR: LINX FLIPS THE CROWD OFF!!! HE DOES NOT CARE!!! HE IS GOING TO
CRIPPLE
LiGiL AND HAVE FUN DOING IT!!!

JS: LiGiL in on one knee…HE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN…Linx is coming
toward
LiGiL…LiGiL tackles Linx!

MR: LiGiL is going on guts! LiGiL picks up Linx…and throws him into
the
corner! He lifts him up…PALINDROME!!! PALINDROME!!! PALINDROME ON
SCOTT
LINX…BUT LiGiL IS DOWN TOO! HE OVERSHOT HIS GAP OF SAFETY!!!

JS: LiGiL’s OWN MOVE HURT HIM?!?! IS THAT POSSIBLE ?!?!

AK:………

MR: JS…IT IS POSSIBLE!!! LOOK AT LiGiL…HE IS IN PAIN…

JS: BUT LINX IS OUT!!!

MR: LiGiL IS INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO LINX…HE HAS HIS ARM OVER
LINX!!!
THERE IS NO DAMN REF!!!

>

One…

Two…

Thre…

MR: LINX KICKED OUT!!! LINX KICKED OUT!!! MY GOD…LINX IS STILL IN
THIS
THING!!!

JS: BUT THE PALINDROME IS ALMOST DEADLY!!!

MR: WELL…DON’T ASK ME HOW LINX KICKED OUT!!! HE IS JUST
OBSESSED…OR REALLY
PISSED OFF!

JS: LINX IS GETTING UP SLOWLY…AS IS LiGiL…THEY ARE BOTH UP AND
HITTING EACH
OTHER WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!

MR: LINX GETS IN SOMEMORE HITS…HE GRABS LiGiL’S ARM…THROWS HIM
INTO THE
ROPES…AND LINX CHARGES WITH HIM…

JS: LiGiL grabs the ropes…Linx is right there…LiGiL LIFTS LINX OUT
OF THE
RING…LINX LANDS HARD ON THE MAT OUTSIDE!!!

MR: LiGiL looks down at Linx…he sees the ultimate chance right here!

JS: LiGiL gets on the top turnbuckle…ROLLING HANGOVER TO LINX…HE
MISSED!!!
HE MISSED!!!

MR: Linx rolled out of the way…he gets up! Linx grabs the stairs
from the
outside…he throws them in the ring! LiGiL is getting up slowly…and
Linx is
in
the ring waiting!

JS: LiGiL crawls into the ring…Linx kicks him the gut…EVENFLOW!!!
LINX PUTS
LiGiL ON THE STAIRS! THE STAIRS ARE SET UP FOR SOMETHING…LINX GOES
TO THE TOP
OF THE TURNBUCKLE…HE IS SIGNALING FOR BLACK THURSDAY!!!

MR: OH MY GOD!!!

JS: HE WOULDN’T!!

MR: HE GOES FOR IT…LiGiL MOVES…LINX’S LEFT KNEE HITS THE
STAIRS!!! OH MY
GOD!!! LINX GRABS HIS KNEE!!! LINX IS IN A LOT OF PAIN!!! LiGiL GOES
FOR
THE COVER!!!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!

JS: THE REF IS NOT SIGNALING!!!

MR: ITS BECAUSE HE KICKED OUT!!!

JS: ?!?

AK:………

JS: THAT DOESN’T HELP!!!

MR: Linx could have some serious damage! We are talking about a
career
ending injury sustained! Someone stop the damn match!

JS: LINX IS GETTING UP…BUT HE ALMOST FALLS BACK DOWN WHEN HE DOES!
HIS KNEE
IS TOAST!

MR: My god…LiGiL smiles…there is a huge wound open on Scott
Linx…and he
could
be helpless! Linx is limping heavily toward LiGiL…LiGiL picks up the
steel
stairs! HE THROWS THEM AT LINX’S HEAD!!!

JS: LINX IS KNOCKED OFF HIS FEET!!! HE IS DONE!!!

MR: LiGiL is picking up Linx…Linx is busted wide open!!! His eyes
are
rolling to the back of his head!!!

JS: …stop touching me there…your not my wife!

AK:………

MR: LiGiL goes for a chop-block on that left knee…Linx goes right
down! He
cringes! LiGiL gleams…he has an idea!

JS: LiGiL goes on the outside…and throws a table into the ring!

MR: LiGiL is walking to the back! We have a back up camera following
him…

crew is in
the back. He takes two ladders. >

MR: You are kidding me! You have to be kidding me!

JS: LiGiL HAS TWO LADDERS!!!

AK:………

MR: LiGiL comes out from the back with the two ladders…the fans are
going
nuts! They are loving this!!!

JS: LiGiL gets in the ring. He sets up a ladder…then the other! He
picks up
the table and…

MR: My god…he put the table on top of the two ladders!!! This is
career
ending!!!

JS: Linx looks up…he is dazed!!! LiGiL claims up the ladder and
gets on the
table! He taunts Linx!!!

MR: Linx somehow gets to his feet! He begins to climb that damn
ladder!
Linx looks above himself…LiGiL is right there!!!

JS: Linx is up…as is LiGiL…they begin to hit lefts and
rights…LiGiL SETS HIM
UP FOR A PALINDROME!!! HE PALINDROMES HIM THROW THE TABLE!!! COVER!!!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!



Meygon: You’re winner… LiGiL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JS: I can not believe it!!!

AS:….WHAT….*snore*

JS: LOOK…HIGH FLYER IS RUNNING OUT OF THE BACK! HE JUMPS ON LiGiL!
HIGH
FLYER IS KICKING HIS ASS!

MR: HERE COME THE ALWAYS LATE ZEBRAS! Those refs are never on time!
And
They are pulling Flyer off LiGiL! Flyer just laughs!

JS: Gee...he doesn't like him.

MR: Folks, we need to take a commercial break, LiGiL wins, BUT HIGH FLYER IS HERE!

---Commercial Break--

MR: Fans welcome back to MNM...its now time for..........

("Faster Grace" by Custom blasts over the speakers as Sam Potright
walks out
to the ring. Clad in an IWO tee shirt, black pants, and a pair of
sneakers,
it's obvious he won't be doing any wrestling tonight. He climbs into
the ring
and takes a mic.)

Potright: Everyone out there today... you're people. People with nice
jobs,
people with some form of entertainment to enjoy. You are people that
can
escape the reality and watch the fantasy spread out in front of you
like a
wide-open field. You don't have any worries when you sit in this mass
of
people... you know what? You're all lucky. Because, backstage, things
are not
what you would expect. The place looks like a trash yard. I think,
tonight...
with what they told me to do, fill ten minutes... I'll be the trash
inspector. But where to start? How about... UP TOP. The main event
scene.
Who's the champion? Evan Levine. Who's he facing at Ice Age three?
Phelen
Kell! Exactly what the fuck has Phelen Kell done in this latest stint
in the
IWO that has made ANY sense? Gee, he made poor widdle Evan wet his
pants...
so what? That doesn't make him a perrenial number one contender. That
doesn't
make him anything but a washed-up old wrestler!

[Fans not knowing how to react give a mixed message]


Second thing... the main angle that the IWO is putting on. What
is it?
FWF vs. IWO. First off, the dumbest thing anyone could have done is
merge the
FWF with the IWO. I don't think the FWF has done anything truly good
since
it's inception. Then again, most of what the IWO has done hasn't been
good
since it's inception, so they go hand in hand. Maybe that explains the
merger... but who's leading the FWF? Evan Levine. Who's leading the IWO
in
this war? Psycho Jay. Now, let me get this straight: the main angle
involves
Jay and Evan... yet the main event of our biggest yearly PPV is Kell
vs.
Evan. Who the HELL decided that? Who was sitting in the back room,
rooting
for Phelen Kell to be in the main event when he does as much as a
mushroom on
cowshit?!

Let's move on down... the booking staff, period. Who books the
weekly
cards? My Dick and VP Evan... you two guys together make no sense. My
Dick
has a vendetta against VP Evan, so every time Hostile Takeover comes
around,
who's on top? ANYONE BUT THE CHAMP! It's always Jay or someone else,
someone
who My Dick knows doesn't like Evan Levine. It's ridiculous. But, then
again... VP Evan reiterates the age-old, useless gimmick of F.U.C.K.,
which
was shit when Commissioner Dane put it up, but will be even worse this
time
around... and the only reason VP Evan is putting it back up is because
some
morons on message boards think they know what we should be able to do!
And
who was the man that decided that the FWF can enter cards? Well, Evan,
slap
yourself on the back, because the rest of us will be slapping you in
the face
for doing such stupid shit as letting Desiree Goldman look good at the
expense of a whole damn wrestling federation full of WRESTLERS!

[Fans cheer]

Another stupid thing... watching Kevin Martin date Arn Anderson.
I
wonder what the quarter hour ratings were for that loseriffic spectacle
of
cow dung. No one wanted to see Arn Anderson, PERIOD. Not that anyone
really
wants to see gay dating, either, but dammit, ANYONE would've been
better than
Double A!

What else? Um... hmmmm... not much else, except for everything
I've
watched for the last two weeks, which has sickened me to the point of
puking... so I sum it up... IWO... it's almost time for me to leave.
Goodbye,
to anyone who ever enjoyed my matches... goodbye. To Hardcore Isosceles
Trapezoid... perhaps the best opponent I faced... to High Flyer... one
of the
best... to everyone in the IWO that ever had an angle that made
sense... I
envy you. To wrestlers like the Doomsday Express, to the Beverly Hills
Bruisers... to the former Vice President and Interim President of the
IWO,
John... the best boss the IWO ever had... goodbye, everyone. It's over.

(Potright drops the mic in the center of the ring. As "Faster Grace"
plays
again, he slowly sulks out of the ring... and as he walks to the top of
the
ramp... he turns, and waves to the fans. He bows, and then exits
through the
curtain.)

[The scene cuts to the back were we see Justin Shack sitting there]

Justin Shack: Wait........He cant do that!!!

** COMMERCIAL BREAK **

MR: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to Meltdown. Up next is The Prep
Kids
vs. The Empire, Kefka and Dalton. This should get interesting.

JS: Well first of all, The Prep Kids are hasbeens. They need to give it
up.
They already blew their chance at winning the Tag Titles at Utter
Obliteration and they are going to lose here tonight to the newer and
younger generation.

AK: Do you ever shut up?

JS: Not if I can help it.

MR: Let's get down to the ring for the intros.

Meygon: The following contest is a tag team match up. Coming to the
ring
first,they have no roster info at this time, and they are...Kefka and
Dalton...THE EMPIRE!!

JS: Who are these guys anyway?

MR: Beats me. But they look to be in fine shape and could very well
send The
Prep Kids packing.

Meygon: And their opponents, weighing at a combined weight of
396lbs...they
are, Jordan Howitt...Randal McCloud...THE PREP KIDS!

AK: Let's get this bitch started!

DING

DING

DING!

MR: It's Dalton and Jordan Howitt in first. They lock up. Dalton sends
Jordan Howitt to the ropes, he leaps over him but Howitt catches him
and
delivers a spinebuster. What a move by the veteran. Rookie error on
Dalton.

JS: Jordan Howitt taking control over this match early. He scoop slams
Dalton and tags in Randall McCloud. The Prep Kids now double teaming on
Dalton. Kefka tries to come aid his partner but is held back by the
referee.

AK: McCloud lifts Dalton over his head and executes gorilla press slam.
God,
I haven't saw that since the Ultimate Warrior.

MR: Be thankful...

JS: Dalton now trying to stumble to his feet...McCloud grabs Dalton by
the
hair, wait! Dalton with a right hand to the gut of McCloud! Snap
Neckbreaker
by Dalton! Both men go down!

AK: The race is on...who will get the tag...Dalton is crawling over to
his
corner...McCloud is closer. TAG MADE BY MCCLOUD! IN COMES HOWITT!!

MR: DALTON IS STRETCHING....HERE COMES HOWITT! DALTON DIVES!! TAG MADE
TO
KEFKA! HERE COMES KEFKA! KEFKA COMES IN, HE KNOCKS HOWITT DOWN WITH A
RIGHT.
MCCLOUD CHARGES AFTER KEFKA! ANOTHER RIGHT! KEFKA IS TAKING OUT THE
PREP
KIDS!

JS: Dalton back to his feet now as they lift up Jordan Howitt! Double
Powerbomb! They charge after McCloud! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! THE PREP KIDS
ARE
DOWN!

AK: The Empire has total control over this match, and the ref has no
control
at all. Wait, Kefka is signalling for...YES! THE EMPIRE FALL!

MR: WAIT JUST A DAMN SECOND! HERE COMES EVAN LEVINE!! THE WORLD
CHAMPION IS
HERE!

JS: EVAN LEVINE HIT KEFKA ACROSS THE HEAD WITH A BAT! THAT BAT BROKE!
MY
GOD! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!

Meygon: The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification,
Kefka
and Dalton..THE EMPIRE!

AK: It's not over yet! EVAN LEVINE LIFTS UP DALTON! CONCEPTUAL
PERFECTION!
JORDAN HOWITT AND RANDAL MCCLOUD BOTH ON THE TOP ROPE! THEY LEAP! MY
GOD!
DOUBLE 9021ELBOW!

JS: And look at this! Evan Levine and The Prep Kids are having a group
hug!
What's this all about? They have just laid The Empire out! They won
this
match but if this is what winners look like, I'd hate to be a loser!

MR: Fans, we'll be right back after this short break!

**Commercial Break*

AK: And we're back!

JS: Hooray.

MR: Yay.

JS: Well, it's time for a fun little match between "The Legend" Phelen
Kell and "The Headhumper" Psycho Jay.

MR: Yeah, well, let's go to the ring introductions...

*ding, ding, ding*

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
first...

("Sober" by Tool plays as the crowd unleashes a huge pop.)

Ring Announcer: From Chicago, Illinois...

(Phelen Kell with Harlequin comes out and the pop gets louder.)

Ring Announcer: Weighing in at two hundred and seventy pounds... he is
the "Legend", one half of arguably the greatest tag team to ever step
in
an IWO ring, Hostile Youth... he is a former THREE TIME World Tag Team
Champion and a former THREE TIME World's Champion... he is "The
Legend"... PHEEEELLLLLLLEEEEENNNNN KEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

(Kell enters the ring and raises his arms as the pyro goes off. Then
the
music changes.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent...

("Divine" by Korn plays as Psycho Jay comes out to a decidedly mixed
reaction.)

Ring Announcer: He is from South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... weighing
in at three hundred and twenty pounds... he is one of the most vulgar
IWO wrestlers ever... a former two time IWO World Champion... he is
PSSSSYYYYYYYCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO JAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

(Psycho Jay rolls into the ring.)

*ding, ding, ding*

AK: And here we go! Two former world champions going at it!

JS: Kell and Jay start brawling in the middle of the ring, Jay easily
wins this one!

MR: Jay forces Kell back into the corner and starts ramming kneelifts
into Kell's stomach.

JS: Now Jay whips Kell into the corner, reversal by Kell... but Jay
gets
the foot up! Clothesline by Jay! And Kell is down!

MR: Jay picks up Kell and hits a forearm to his face!

AK: Now Jay sends Kell off the ropes off an Irish whip...

JS: Kell catches Jay with a boot as he was trying a backdrop! Swinging
neckbreaker by Phelen Kell!

MR: Kell drops an elbow.

AK: Now Kell picks up Jay and hits him with a scoop slam!

MR: Good power from Phelen Kell, and it puts Psycho Jay down.

JS: Kell picks Jay back up and sets him up!

MR: Supl- no! Jay's blocking! Snap suplex by Psycho Jay!

AK: Good move by Psycho Jay and now Jay has put Kell down!

JS: Now Jay picks up Kell and sends him off the ropes... Samoan drop!
Into the cover! One... two... no!

AK: Jay with an elbow drop! Another cover... one... two... no!

MR: Psycho Jay picks up Kell and shoves him into the corner! More right
hands from Jay, snapmares him over... uh oh!

AK: Jay's setting up for the most vicious move in IWO history!

JS: But Kell sits back and hits a kick to the stomach!

MR: Kell gets up and hits a DDT on Jay!

AK: Kell rolls over and grabs Jay's legs! But Jay's fighting to the
ropes!

MR: What the hell's that?!

(Evan Levine is standing at the entryway.)

JS: It's Evan Levine! He's watching on from the entryway! This gets
Kell's attention!

MR: Jay with a school boy on Kell! One... two... NO!

JS: Kell was surprised there, and he gets up, only to eat a big boot
from Psycho Jay!

AK: Now Jay unloads on Kell with right hands! And now a rear chinloc-,
no! Jay is rubbing his fists into Kell's eyes! C'mon, ref!

JS: The ref pulls Psycho Jay off of Phelen Kell.

MR: Jay with a STIFF kick to the small of Kell's back! That echoed
throughout the arena!

AK: Kell is getting up slowly and he tries to fight back with jabs to
Jay's stomach! And a European uppercut!

JS: Jay staggers back, and Kell comes off the ropes... FLYING FOREARM!
THAT PUTS PSYCHO JAY DOWN!

MR: Kell picks Jay back up and tries for the Steel Rain, but it's
blocked by Jay... INTO A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB FOR THE COVER! ONE...
TWO... NO!

AK: Almost had him, Jay did!

JS: Kell rolls out of the pin and right into a clothesline from Jay!

AK: No! Kell ducked it! And grabs the arm... backslide by Kell! One...
two... no!

JS: Jay rolls to his feet as Kell charges in... only to take a
belly-to-belly suplex!

MR: Great move by Jay!

JS: Kell's in trouble now, as Jay sits him on the top rope...

MR: Jay's looking for the Superbomb!

AK: But Kell's fighting back! Right hands to the gut of Psycho Jay! Jay
drops off the top... and takes a STIFF front dropkick to the face from
Phelen Kell!

JS: Kell's back on his feet and he nails a dropkick to the shin of
Psycho Jay!

MR: Jay's down and now Kell looks to lock in Malicious Intent!

AK: He's got the scorpion death lock... INTO THE STF! THERE IT IS!

JS: BUT JAY'S FIGHTING TO REACH THE ROPES!

MR: HE'S CRAWLING THERE!

AK: HE MADE IT TO THE ROPES!

JS: Kell can't believe it!

MR: Kell goes back to the right hands on Jay! Kell picks Jay up and
hits
him with a scoop slam! Now he's going up to the top rope!

JS: But Jay stumbles to his feet and knocks Kell down!

AK: Jay grabs Kell and hooks him up for the Humpinator, but Kell with
an
elbow to the back of the head!

MR: Now Kell hits a kneelift and goes for a northern lights suplex!
Blocked by Jay! Jay shoves Kell into the corner... Kell returns...
T-BONE SUPLEX!

AK: Jay has Kell right were he wants him. Jay picks Kell up and puts
him on
the top ropes as he looks out the fans telling them its all over!

JS: NO!!! NOT THE.......

AK: SUPER BOMB!!!

MR: Jay has Kell right were he wants him......NO!!!! KELL NAILS JAY
WITH A
ELBOW TO THE HEAD....NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!! Jay falls back and hits hard
on
the mat! Kell gets to his feet on the ropes....FROG SPLASH!!!!!! FROG
SPLASH!! THE PIN! 1.........2.............3!!!!! ITS OVER!!!

DING DING!!

Meygon: Here is your winner: Phelen Kell!

MR: Fans we need to take a break.

[Cuts to a Ice Age promo]

MR: ITS NOW TIME FOR THE MAINEVENT OF THE NIGHT!!!

JS: About damn time....im getting sick of this card.....I want to go
home!

AK: No one is stopping you!

JS: Yes they are

AK: OH? Enlighten me!

JS: OK....your foot bone is connected to your ank......

MR ANYWAY!!!!! Fans....this next match is for the IWO world title...so
lets
stop playing around and get right to it! shall we?

Meygon: Ladies and Gentleman.....this next match is for one fall and is
FOR
THE IWO WORLD TITLE! Introducing first...he is the
Challenger.....weighting
in at 245lbs....and standing 6'1" HE IS.........HIGH FLYER!!!!!!!

[The fans go nuts as "Loco" by Coal Chamber starts to play. The fans
get to
there feet as High Flyer walks out with Kate Young by his side! Flyer
looks
at the fans as he walks off stage...The fans not knowing what he is
doing are
shocked when Flyer comes back out with a bucket of SNOW!!!!]

MR: THE SNOW!!!!!

JS: In the mainevent....and still using his jobber gimmick!......how
sad!

[Flyer gets into the ring as the shot cuts back to Meygon]

Meygon: AND HIS APPNOTE!!!! FROM PHILLY PA!!! Standing 6'5" and
weighting in
at 245lbs...HE IS THE IWO WORLD CHAMP!!!!! EVAN LEVINE!!!

[The fans start to give major heat as the IWO world champ Evan Levine
walks
out to the sound of "I AM Your Boogie Man" By White Zombie! He has the
IWO
world title in his hands as Discord stands by his side! They walk to
the ring
together as the fans toss things at them.]

JS: There he is....Mr. WORLD CHAMP!!

AK: This isn't the damn Mrs. America show......call the damn match!

MR: Well both men are in the ring.....SO LETS GET THE SHOW ON THE
WAY!!!

DING DING!

MR: Flyer and Levine start off slow as Flyer runs right at
Levine...Levine
side steps Flyer as the two now lock up. Levine wins and puts Flyer in
a head
lock...Flyer pushes Evan off and into the ropes. Evan comes off hard as
Flyer
nails him with a shoulder block! Flyer looks down and jumps over Evan
into
the ropes. Evan comes to his feet and is met with a swinging neck
breaker!

JS: AH!!! NO!!

AK: The world champ...is looking like a world chump!

MR: Flyer picks up Evan and sends him into the ropes again...Evan comes
off
hard and Flyer jumps up to nail him with a Heracarona...BUT NO!!! EVAN
SEES
IT COMING....POWER BOMB!!! Pin! 1.......2....NO!!! Flyer gets the arm
up as
Evan gets right up! He takes Flyer by the hair and sends him into the
corner.
HOW BIG SPLASH!! Flyer comes falling out as Evan yells out to the fans!

JS: THAT'S RIGHT....WHOS YOUR BITCH FLYER!!

AK: Kate?

JS: It was a rhetorical question!

AK: I knew that!

MR: Evan walks over to Flyer who gets right up and trips Evan...Flyer
is all
over Levine now. Flyer left right left right left right....uploading
the
punches!!!!!! Flyer gets up and picks Evan up and sends him to the
outside!
Flyer runs into the ropes and right at Evan out side. Flyer jumps the
ropes....BUT NO!!! Evan gets him and OF!!!! RUNS FLYERS BACK RIGHT INTO
THE
SUPPORT BAR!

JS: That's going to leave a mark......GOOD!!!

AK: You always know what to say don't you?

JS: yep!

MR: Evan tosses Flyer back into the ring as he yells out to the fans.
Evan
walks over to flyer and leans over to grab him and...NO!!! FLYER GRABS
EVAN's
HAIR!!!! OH SLING SHOT OVER THE TOP!!! Evan is out cold!! Flyer is
going to
the top! LEG DROP OFF THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!! Both men are out!!!

JS: That was smart Flyer....geez!

MR: The ref starts the 10 count!
1.....................2...............3........Both men are getting up!
4....................5......................6.................7..........There

both up and there pushing each other now....they don't even hear the
count!
8...........9......Discord and Kate scream at Flyer and Evan to get
back into
the ring as the ref gets to 9 and a half.....Flyer and Evan look at
each
other then jump back into the ring.

AK: That was....different.

MR: Both men are in the ring and are in a fist fight!!! left right left
right
left right. WILL THIS EVER END!!! WAIT!!! IT DOES!! Flyer
wins.....EVENFLOW
DDT!!! ITS ALL OVER WE CAN HAVE A NEW CHAMP RIGHT HERE!!!

JS: GET UP EVAN!!! GET UP!!!!!!

MR: Flyer says its all over as Evan slowly gets to his feet!

AK: WAIT NO LOOK! ITS LIGIL!!! He's running to the ring!

MR: LiGiL gets into the ring right away and goes right after Flyer. But
it
does nothing as Flyer nails LiGiL with a BIG DDT!! Flyer gets right up
and
turns around..........IMPALER!!!! IMPALER!!!! Evan just nailed one of
his
moves!!! He covers 1..................2...........NO!!!!!!!!! Flyer
kicked
out.....Evan not understanding it picks Flyer up and sends him into the
ropes. Flyer comes off strong and ducks Evan's left....and...comes back
at
Evan strong with a cross body! THE
PIN!!!!!1......................2..................NO!!! LIGIL JUST
BROKE IT
UP!!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!

DING DING!!!

JS: YES!!!

AK: DAMN IT!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner......HIGH FLYER!!! But due to it being
over a
DQ.....EVAN LEVINE IS STILL CHAMP!!!

[Evan and LiGiL waste no time and go to work on Flyer as they are
taking him
apart...then all of a sudden from the back runs Psycho Jay..He hits the
ring
and starts to even out the teams as all of a sudden...the Prep Kids
come
running out and its now a 4 on 2!!!]

JS: HAHAHHA!!

AK: This isnt fair...its a 4 on 2!!!!!

JS: All's fair in love or war!!!

[As Evan and the new found FWF team takes out these guys Phelen Kell
comes
running out with half of the locker room behind him as the fans go
nuts!]

MR: ITS KELL!!! HE HAS STARTED A REBELLION!!! HE HAS THE IWO ROSTER
AGESNT
EVAN!!!

JS: NO!!!

MR: ALL HELL HAS BROKE LOOSE!

("Faster Grace" by Custom hits.)

JS: I THOUGHT HE QUIT!

AK: IT MUST BE WHAT HE WANTS TO DO TO FINISH HIS CAREER! HERE COMES SAM
POTRIGHT! HE'S IN THE ROOM, AND HE'S GOT A CHAIR!

(Potright crawls through the crowd of wrestlers... and gets to Kell and
Evan,
who are trading fists... Kell gets two hard rights on Evan... Evan
falls back
into the corner. Potright lifts up the chair... AND HITS PHELEN KELL!!)

MR: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS HE DOING?!

JS: HE... HE JUST STRUCK KELL! And he hands that chair to Evan! Now
Evan is
working over KELL! The FWF is cleaning away the IWO, bit by bit! And
now
Potright has a microphone! And he's right in the face of Phelen Kell!

Potright: Kell, Kell, Kell... when I said that the FWF had never done
anything good.... I LIED, you son of a bitch.

(Potright throws the mic from the ring and takes off his IWO shirt to
reveal
an FWF shirt.)

MR: DAMN HIM!

(Evan raises Potright's hand on one side, and LiGiL's on the other...
as "I'm
Your Boogieman" fills the arena)

MR: MY GOD POTRIGHT IS WITH EVAN!!! MY GOD!!!

JS: YES I ALWAYS LIKED HIM!!!

AK: Things arnt looking good for the IWO anymore!!

MR: FANS WERE OUT OF TIME!!! JOIN US NEXT WEEK ON MNM!!!

[Scene dies out with the FWF turncoats all in the ring at once. The
fans toss
trash at them as everything gets black.]

FIN