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(A dark, gloomy school hall... the echoing sounds of boots clamping
across
tiled floor comes at everyone... and three shadowed figures begin
walking
towards us. One, on the right side, is Mike Extreme... you can tell by
the
tall body that seemingly overwhelms the two walking beside him. To the
left,
is Donnie Daze... the youngest, the "baby" of the family. Although he
faces
his own "father", Sam Potright, later on, he seems very in awe of where
he is
and what he is doing. In the center of the two is none other than Sam
Potright himself. He puts his hands out and stops. He then points to
two
lockers. Extreme and Daze go towards one, and Potright, the other.)

Potright: On the count of three... open. One... two... three.

(They swing the doors open... and out flows maggots, bugs, and others
of such
ugly ilk. They race across the floor, scurrying from their spots... and
out
falls Jeff King and Ryan King, the World tag team champions the Suicide
Kings, from each locker. Potright drags one King to the center of the
hall,
and wipes the bugs off of him... Extreme and Daze do the same.)

Potright: Welcome to the Family... welcome to darkness, your savior and
the
holding of your future... the King of Hatred and the King of
Darkness... meet
your brothers, your father... meet the family.

(Jeff and Ryan King wake up... and find their way to their feet. They
blink
for a few seconds, their minds blank... and they run their hands over
their
tights, new... a single rose goes up the side of each tight, with sharp
objects filling in the blackness that exists outside of the rose.
Cleavers,
knives, and others... "Fear" by Disturbed hits, and the now-quintet
moves
towards the exit to the school.)

MR: Well, I guess now the Suicide Kings are part of the Misunderstood
Family...

AK: Those bugs are disgusting...

JS: Oh, you're just a wuss.

*SLAP!*

MR: MNM STARTS NOW!!!

[The scene reopens with a hart beating...then a flash of the IWO
banner....
There is another hart beating and it starts to get faster as the IWO
banner
Flashes again and again. Then all of a sudden there is a strike of
lighting
and the
IWO banner shows up on fire. The IWO Symbol then melts into the MNM
banner
and fades into the dark as the scene then cuts into the Myers Dome and
a sold
out crowed of over 30,000 people on there feet. The camera view then
changes
to the ramp as Pyro and fireworks start to go off!!! The camera then
starts
to go over the fans with signs in there hands. One reads. 'SUMMER WILL
YOU
MARRY ME" another one reads. 'We Will miss you Tony!.' Next to that
there is
a sign that says. 'Scott Stone doesn't deserve Nicole!' the cameras
then cut
to Max Riot, Jason Storm, and Ashley Keller.]

MR: FANS WELCOME TO THE IWO!!! WELCOME TO MNM!!! The greatest show on
earth!

JS: Next to about 100 shows it is!

AK: You need to stop being so head strong and just think before your
speak!

JS: I did....seeing that I thought and then I spoke!

MR: Fans....we have one hell of a night for you...A DREAM MATCH
TONIGHT!!!
HighFyer vs....PSYCHO JAY for the world title!

JS: Its about damn time High Flyer got what was comen to him...he has
worked
his ass to the bone trying to get this world title...and NOW...thanx to
there
being no board, he gets it!

AK: I will admit that Flyer does deserve the shot....but then
again...the way
he has been acting as of late...that just pisses me off! How could he
turn
his back on the fans!

JS: That's easy.... Because the fans SUCK!!!

MR: Also here tonight, good old cappy gets his shot at the US title!!

JS: That's just funny right there....a former world champ trying to get
the
US title? HAHAHAHAHAH

AK: Its going to be a good match, Cyanide is one man you don't want to
piss
off!

MR: Also tonight we have....THE PREP KIDS!!! taken on TEAM TAMPAX!!!

JS: And Mike Extreme along with Donnie Daze...lets not forget them!

MR: It will really be a night to........

[All of a sudden 'Loco' by Coal Chamber starts to play as the fans
start to
boo! As the lights go out High Flyer walks out with Kate Young and Evan
Levine by his side! He looks the fans as he makes his way to the ring]

MR: Well...like always CP has something to say!

JS: Hey!!! Respect them....there are bosses!

AK: No there not!

JS: SHUT UP THERE GOING TO TALK!

[The fans still booing as Kate Young....of all people takes the mic]

Kate Young: I not always like what High Flyer does.....I might not
agree with
what he does....BUT TONIGHT!!! I sure agree with what he will do!
Tonight...My Flyer will not only take Psycho Jay out.....BUT!!! He will
also
be the next...IWO WORLD CHAMP!!

[Fans boo as Kate hands High Flyer the mic]

High Flyer: You know....I have tried...and I have tried....but now it
pays
off....Tonight...I will get a fair....match with Psycho Jay for the IWO
world
title. And this time no one will run in! Why? Because this time I don't
have
Tony not being there...I have CP behind me!!! Jay the snow is
falling...and
its falling on you!

[Fans boo as Flyer hands the mic to Evan]

MR: OH god.....hes going to talk!

JS: YES!!!

Evan: Tonight..I have no match.....Because tonight..I am a manager.
Tonight I
will stand outside the ring and watch my good friend High Flyer takes
Jay
down.....AND OUT! And I.........I mean we will get the World Title back
in CP
for GOOD!

[Fans boo]

Evan: But before we get to involved with anything tonight....I want to
talk
about someone. That someone is Phelen Kell!

[fans go nuts]

Evan: Kell.....ever since you came back to the IWO, you have done
nothing but
chace me trying to get revenge for what I did to your poor
friend...Trent!

[Fans boo]

Flyer: Yea....that totally RULED!!!

Evan: Kell......IM sick and tired of having you chace me.....SO this is
what
were going to do.....your going to stop...and I wont have to destroy
you like
I did Trent!

[All of a sudden "Sober" By Tool starts to play as the fans go nuts!!!
Then
all of a sudden Phelen Kell with Harlequin make there way out! Kell
stands at
the top of the ramp as the fans go nuts]

MR: PHELEN KELL HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!

Kell: Evan.....what you did to Trent is something I will NEVER!!!!
Forget......I will NEVER...stop going after you until the day I get you
one
on one in that ring....I wont stop till I embarrass you infront of the
world.....I WONT STOP TILL YOU ARE DEAD AND 6 FEET UNDER!!!

[The fans go nuts as Evan starts screaming at Kell]

Evan: Kell.....if you wont stop on your own free will...I WILL MAKE YOU
STOP!!! You and your little gay friend Harlequin.....ARE GOING DOWN!!!!

Kell: If you want me so bad IM here...IM RIGHT HERE!!! Evan.....at
least I am
what I say I am...the IWOs Finest'!!!!!!!!

[The fans go nuts as Evan drops the mic and yells at Kell to come to
the
ring! As Kell starts to make his way down to the ring Evan jumps out
and
meets him at the bottom!!]

MR: LEVINE AND KELL!!!! LEVINE AND KELL!!!!

[As Evan and Kell fight, Scott Stone runs out from the back and nails
Harlequin in the back of the head knocking him out]

AK: What the hell is Stone doing to Harlequin?

JS: HAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Evan and Kell still fighting, Flyer gets out of the ring and nails
Kell in
the back of the head.....SNOW PLOW!!!!!!!]

MR: Flyer just took out Phelen Kell!

Evan: Kell.....like always you walk into a trap......We have Harlequin
now....if you want him....COME GET HIM!!!!

[I am your Boogie Man starts to play as CP makes there way up the ramp
with
Harlequin!!]

MR: CP HAS Harlequin!!!!!!!

JS: NOW THATS SMART!!!!

MR: Fans we need to take a break!!!!

[scene fades out to a PPV promo]

[The show comes back on the air with a shot of Phelen Kell walking in
the
back looking for Harlequin!!!]

Kell: EVAN!!!!!!

[Phelen runs into Johnny Shallow in the back as he is looking for
Harlequin.]

Kell: Shallow...Have you seen Harlequin?

Shallow: No....why would I be looking for that drunk?

[Kell's eyes flame up as he kicks Shallow in the gut and DDT's him on
the
floor as the scene cuts back to the ring]

MR: And that is why Fidel Castro is a sheep.

JS: That's amazing, Max! Tell me more about how Cuba is a giant
submarine!

AK: Uh, guys, we're back on...

MR: Oh! We're back!

JS: Yeah!

AK: And it's time for the number one contendership for the Television
title!

MR: Yay.

JS: Let's go to the ring!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it
is for the number one contendership for the Internet Wrestling
Organization's TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!

(The crowd goes apathetic, because no one cares about the TV title.)

Ring Announcer: First...

("Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix plays as God floats out, not
accompanied
by Jesus Christ, but accompanied by St. Patrick. He gets a pretty good
pop.)

Ring Announcer: ...from Heaven... weighing in, as he willed it, at 275
pounds, he is the Creator of the Cosmos, the Lord of the Land, he is
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AK: God looks pumped for this match!

JS: I know! The Almighty Creator of the Universe, though, has yet to
score a pinfall victory in the IWO...

MR: It's because of the doubters in the crowd!

JS: Yeah!

AK: *sigh*

(God floats up and into the ring. He walks to the center, floats about
three feet up, raises his arms, and the pyro goes off.)

AK: ...they wasted pyro on this guy?

JS: He's God, he can do whatever he damn well pleases!

Ring Announcer: And his opponent...

("Twist of Cain" by Danzig plays as Spaz comes out to a mixed
reaction...)

Ring Announcer: From Lexington, Kentucky... weighing in at 225
pounds...
he is the master of the Spaz-Out... he is SPAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

(Spaz rolls under the ropes.)

JS: This should be good...

AK: Good? Spaz gives up about fifty pounds to God!

JS: Well, whatever!

*ding, ding, ding*

JS: And here we go!

AK: Spaz and God lock up, but God outpowers Spaz and throws him into
the
corner.

JS: Spaz rushes back and locks up with God again, but God shoves him
away again!

MR: Spaz tries aga- no! He gets God from behind with a go-behind into a
headlock!

JS: God shoves Spaz into the ropes, drops down, leapfrog, clothesline
ducked... dropkick by Spaz!

AK: That knocks God down. Now Spaz with a single leg takedown into a
side leglock!

JS: God makes the ropes, though.

MR: Spaz is putting in the pain now, with random stomps to God!

AK: Spaz sends God into the corner and tries a stinger splash, but
misses!

JS: God spins Spaz around and nails him with a scoop slam.

MR: This match sucks.

JS: Yeah.

AK: I agree.

JS: God hits *The* Leg Drop(Leg Drop)!

AK: He goes for the cover!

JS: One... two... FOOT ON THE ROPE! FOOT ON THE ROPE!

AK: God is pissed off!

MR: Yeah, I know!

JS: Wait! It's Jesus Christ! He runs out and jumps on the apron.

Jesus Christ: Like, dude, God, how're you doing?

MR: God is going over to him!

God: YOU TRAITOR! How could you join Children of the Porn?!

Jesus Christ: Well, dude, they promised me, like, Beatles CDs. How
could
I, like, refuse?

God: GRRR!!!!

MR: God's climbing up to the top rope and he's trying to summon all of
his powers! But Spaz dropkicks him and God crotches himself on the
turnbuckle!

AK: Spaz is calling for it!

MR: SPAZ-OUT(Top rope DDT)! SPAZ-OUT! SPAZ JUST HIT HIS BIG MOVE! HE
GOES FOR THE COVER.... ONE... TWO.... THREE! Spaz is the number one
contender for the TV Title!

JS: Yay.

AK: Woo.

("Twist of Cain" by Danzig plays as Spaz celebrates. Jesus Christ
enters
the ring and says stuff to God.)

Jesus Christ: Like, dude, God, father, whatever... why'd you, like, go
and do that?

(God suddenly shoots his arm up and grabs Jesus by his throat.)

Jesus Christ: *cough* *cough* Dude... let go! *cough*

MR: Uh oh! GOD JUST CHOKESLAMMED JESUS!

JS: MY GOD!

AK: These fans are responding! God is popular tonight!

[As God stands over Jesus spaz looks on at the top of the ramp with a
smile
on his face. As he turns around he meets eye to eye Kevin Martin!!!!
Spaz's
eyes widen as Kevin Martin nails Spaz in the gut and.....Falling
Prices!!!!!!
Falling Prices!!!!!!!]

MR: Spaz is out!!! K-Mart as taken out Spaz!!!

JS: HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKER!!!

MR: Fans we need to take a break.

{The scene fades into the hospital, where Tod is cause he had some
seizure.}

Nurse: Sir... I'm going to have to ask you to lie down.

Schitzo Tod: ...The hour is upon us...

Nurse: SIR!

Schitzo Tod: OUT OF MY WAY!

{Tod smacks the woman with a trout.}

Mr Derp: PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!

{A bunch of Pineapples fall on the nurses head. Tod then gets in an
ambulence
and drives to the arena as the scene fades out}

[The show comes back on the air with Evan and Scott Stone standing in a
dark
room with Harlequin tied up!]

Evan: OK...you know what to do...watch him till I get back...I have to
go
talk to someone......if Kell shows up take him out with the pip!

Scott Stone: I ant dumb I know!

Evan: OK...im just maken sure....if he moves...kick him in the balls!

Scott Stone: Got yea!

[Evan walks out of the room as the scene cuts back to Phelen Kell who
is
still looking for Harlequin. As he looks around he opens a door to find
Psycho Jay getting ready for his match with High Flyer!]

Kell: JAY!!! Have you seen Harlequin?

Jay: Sorry Kell.....I don't feel like looking for your gay
friend....besides...that kinda stuff you and him do doesn't really
float my
boat if you know what I mean!

Kell: Yea...I know what you mean!

[As Jay goes back to work on his tapping, Kell turns around and nails
Jay in
the head. Jay falls down hard as Kell picks up a chair and slams it on
Jays
head]

MR: MY GOD!!!! KELL IS GOING NUTS!!!!

Kell: I know what you mean Jay....I know what you mean

[The scene cuts back to the ring as medics run in to help Jay]

JS: Welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown.. We have the IWO Tag Team
Champions, the Suicide Kings, taking on the newest tag team in the face
of
the earth, the Centers Of Attention!

AK: Yes, and we have yet to see a match in action with the Centers Of
Attention.. They consist of Trip Fox.. and Dodge McDougal? Pretty funny
eh?

MR: Yes.. Were about ready..

Announcer: This match is a non title matchup! Coming down to the ring!

::"Man Overboard" by Blink 182 blasts as two guys come down to the
ring.. One
with a shirt that reads Dodge McDougal and the other reads Trip Fox..
Oh,
seems reasonable enough.. On the back reads.. Centers Of Attention..::

Announcer: Well, coming down to the ring.. Trip Fox, and Dodge
McDougal...
THE CENTERS OF ATTENTION!

::No response from fans.. They get the mic::

Trip Fox:WHAT! COME ON! CHEER US!! YAY!!

Dodge McDougal: Well, without further ado.. We are going to give you a
backround about ourselves..

Trip Fox: I am.... "The Peer Mediator"..."The Third To None"..."The Guy
That
Lives 3 Doors Down".."The Rage In The Machine"..."The Getting-Jiggy
Man"..."The Overall Good Guy"... TRIP FOX!!

::Crowd boo's. Trip hands the microphone to Dodge McDougal..::

Dodge McDougal: I am..."The Man With The Irish Name"..."The Man With
Two
Names In My Last Name"..."The Taller One Standing At 6'2'' "..."Doin'
It"..."The Man That Learned How To Spell J.O.B"..."The Collage of
Wrestling"... DODGE MCDOUGAL!!!

::Crowd boo's..Trip gets on the mic..::

Trip Fox: How can you boo us? Well, we figured that you guys would boo
us
after that so we made a song.. Were gonna sing..

Dodge McDougal: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!

::Instrumental of "Who Let The Dogs Out" by the Baha Men plays..::

Trip Fox: *cough cough*.... WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF...

Dodge McDougal: Woah woah hold their partner.. Were gonna sing.. "Shape
Of My
Heart" by BSB!

Trip Fox: BSB!?

Dodge McDougal: Yeah you know.. The Backstreet BOYS!

Trip Fox: Ahh. sounds good!

::"Shape Of My Heart" instrumental plays..::

Trip Fox: "Let me show you the shape of my heart..." that's all I know.
CRAP!

Dodge McDougal: Uhh, same here dude!

Trip Fox: So, bring out your tag team champions!!

::"The Facts of Life" Starts to play as the fans start to laugh.::

Announcer: And there opponets....They are the team of...Tootie and
Blair...THE FACTS OF LIFE!!!!!

::Crowd goes nuts::

MR: Fans....for you who dont know...we kinda cant find the Kings....so
My
Dick called the Facts of Life to the plate!

::DING DING DING::

AK: Look at this.. Trip Fox is starting off against Tootie... Tootie
sends
Trip to the ropes, Trip tags in Dodge!! Dodge McDougal ladies and
gentlemen!
Trip is fighting with Blair.. Blair nails Trip in the forehead! Trip is
down!
Tootie gets Dodge... AND..HURRICANRANA! The cover! 1...2...3.....NO!!!
Dodge
kicks out!!!! Trip is up....DDT BLAIR IS OUT!!!! Tootie stands up as
Trip
stands behind her...or him....ROCK BOTTOM!!!! Dodge crawls over and
1..........2..........3!!!! ITS OVER!!! Centers Of Attention beat the
Facts
of Life!!!

MR: Damn, that match was shorter than their interview!

::The Facts of Life leave and we see the Centers Of Attention with the
mic
again!::

Trip Fox: We let em'!

Dodge McDougal: Definitly! Now we got the Kings to beat!!

Trip Fox: So as long as we have the mic time.. we might as well make a
challenge..

AK: A Challenge?!

Dodge McDougal: Since we are soooo nasty! We will challenge.. for Utter
Obliteration!!

Trip Fox: Word up man!

Dodge McDougal: So at Utter Obliteration we challenge.. the duo
of..Those
Damn Mexicans..

Trip Fox: Because....we hate Mexicans! BAHHHAHAHAH! PEACE OUT!

Dodge McDougal: YES!

::"Man Overboard" by Blink 182 plays as the crowd boo's as The Centers
Of
Attention leave the ring..::

[The scene comes back on the air with a shot of Medics working on
Psycho Jay!
As they looks at Jay, He pushes them off and stands up]

Jay: DAMN IT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

JS: Damn...doesn't know what's good for him!

Jay: Where the hell did Kell go? IM GOING TO KILL HIM!!

[Jay runs out the door screaming for Kell! as the scene cuts to Phelen
Kell
still looking for Harlequin. As he does IML star Joe Johnson walks up
to him]

Joe: KELL!!! My God...its you...Its an honor sir!

Kell: Yea....thank you!

Joe: Man...Its you...its really you!!

Kell: Do you want something?

Joe: Oh.....yea...I forgot! Psycho Jay is on a rampage looking for you!

Kell: That's too damn bad.....by the way have you seen Harlequin?

Joe: No...sorry...not like I want to HAHAHA...if you know what I mean!

Kell: That's too damn bad kid.

[Kell nails Joe in the head and tosses him into the wall as he walks on
as
the scene cuts back to the ring]

MR: Our next match tonight, was scheduled to be for the tag titles, but
Team
Tampax lost them to Suicide Kings this past Hostile Takeover.

JS: HAHA! It's about time our tag division was cleaned up.

AK: Well, the Suicide Kings are definitely hot, but… Should they be
the tag
champs?

MR: Well, I don't know about that, but this match should be quite
interesting.

JS: Well, Mike Extreme and Donnie Daze are in this one so it should be!

{The Prep Kid's music hit's as the crowd goes wild. Jordan and Randal
bithe
step through the curtains and make their way down to the ring. Their
music is
then cut off by Mike Extreme's as Donnie Daze and Mike Extreme head
down into
the ring. Extreme grabs a mic, and the arena grows quiet.}

Extreme: I thought this match was for the tag titles… But then I hear
otherwise. I hear that we still have to fight that looser team… What
are
they're names? Team Tampax? What kind of a name is that. You see, right
now,
it's my time. My time to shine. I have the TV title, and soon I will
have the
World Tag, around my waist. Suicide Kings, I say get your asses down
here so
I can beat them down! YOU HAER ME?!

{The scene fades to the Suicide Kings, who are watching Extreme.}

Jeff: This guy thinks we are actually going to go out there, and loose
our
titles?

Ryan: Dude, let's just stay here where it's safe.

Jeff: Yeah, nobody can get us here.

{The crowd pops as the camera pans back to see Schitzo Tod and AWS Man
(Also
known as Bill) standing behind the Kings. They then ambush them with
two
dropkicks. They then starts punching away at the Kings.}

JS: What the hell is Tampax doing? Shouldn't they be down here fighting
The
Prep Kids and Extreme's team?

MR: I don't know, but this must be payback for what the Kings did on
Friday.

AK: Well.. What are we waiting for?

{Tampax drags the Kings through the curtains and begin carrying them
down to
the ring.}

MR: That!

JS: What?!

{The Insane One and the Idiotic One throw the Kings in the ring.}

**DING DING DING**

MR: It looks like Mike Extreme may get his wish to come true.

JS: Oh no! All of these teams are out to get those belts!

MR: Extreme and Daze go straight for the Kings while Tampax and Prep
Kids
begin battleing.

AK: It appears that the ref is trying to organize things, but is not
able to.

MR: OH MY! Randad McCloud just threw Schitzo Tod over the rope!

JS: What about the Kings?! C'mon Max! Annonce what's happening to the
champs?

MR: Well, they are just getting worked on by Extreme and Daze… OH!
Superkick
to Jordan by AWS Man (Also known as Bill)!

AK: Look what's happening to Tod and Randal!

MR: They are exchanging punches while heading up the ramp way. They've
just
reached the head of the ramp, AND A FALLING CLOTHSLINE BY SCHITZO TOD
ONTO
ONW OF THE SPEAKERS! RANDAL IS DOWN!

JS: AHH! MY HOMEE'S!

MR: What? Oh. Mike Extreme and Donnie Daze have been working on the
Kings
and… DAZED AND CONFUSED! DAZED AND CONFUSED BY DONNIE DAZE ON RYAN
KING! DAZE
PICKS UP THE COVER! BUT_ MIKE EXTREME JUST MADE THE SAVE!

JS: WHAT?!!

Mike Extreme: Listen, I'm gonna pick up the win!

Donnie Daze: Look, "brother", I am carrying this damn team, and if I
make the
pin, I make the pin.

Mike Extreme: Don't backtalk with me boy…

Donnie Daze: What are you gonna do about it?

GP: OH MY GOD! EXTREME JUST PUSHED DAZE, AND DAZE JUST PUSHED BACK!

JS: They've exploded! Now they are fighting!

GP: Yeah and- OH MY GOD! RANDAL MCCLOUD KS LYING ON A SPEAKER AND TOD
HAS
CLIMED UP A SCAFFOLD! MOONSAULT! MOONSAULT BY SCHITZO TOD!

JS: AHH!

MR: RANDAL MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! TOD HAS GONE CRASHING THROUGH THAT
SPEAKER!

AK: Hey, the Suicide Kings are trying to escape.

MR: Huh? The Suicide Kings have grabbed their titles and they are now
heading
up the ramp. Jordan and AWS Man (Also knowna s Bill) stop fighting,
they just
dov through the ropes to catch the Kings! The Suicide Kings can't
escape that
easily!

JS: Fooey

AK: LOOK! SCHITZO TOD HAS GOTTEN UP!

MR: HE HAS! AND HE HAS A CHAIR!

JS: So does Randal!

MR: Schitzo Tod just hit Randal McCloud over the head with a chai! And
Randal
just hit hit Ytod! What the? Tod is pointing to his head… RANDAL HIT
HIM
AGAIN! And now Randal's pointing to his head, and Tod just gave him a
chair
shot!

AK: AWS Man (Also known as Bill) and Jordan each have a member of the
Suicide
Kings in hand, They are at the steal steps!

MR: AWS Man (Also known as Bill) Just slammed Ryan King's head onto the
steal
steps, and Jordan just slammed Jeff King's head onto the steal steps.
And
again! AWS Man (Also known as Bill) slamming Ryan's head, and Jordan
Slam's
Jeff's head onto he steps! The Insane One and Jordan just gave a high
five to
each other! They are throwing the Kings back into the ring! Mike
Extreme
stops punching Daze, and he goes back on Jeff!

JS: But Daze isn't finished with Extreme! DAZED AND CONFUSED! DAZED AND
CONFUSED TO MIKE EXTREME!

AK: Donnie Daze is leaving!

MR: Schitzo Tod and Randal McCloud have made their way back to the
ring!
Randal and Jordan strt working on Extreme while The Insane One and Tod
take
on the Kings! Wait, American Dream on Mike Extreme, Schitzo Tod and AWS
Man
are climbing the Turnbuckles… Maximum Menstral Flow to the Kings! And
now al
four men are covering someone…

1

2

3!!!!!

MR: Tampax and Prep Kids have won the match!

JS: New champions?

MR: No… I've just received informatcion that this was a non-title
matchup!

JS: YES!!!!!!

AK: The Kings have managed to sneak out of the ring, and The Prep Kids,
and
Team Tampax have shared a nod of respect towards each other.

MR: A bloody Tod raises the hand of Randal McCloud, what a match!

[The scene cuts back to the locker room as we see Capital Punishment
standing
around getting ready for his match when all of a sudden there is a
knock on
his door]

Cappy: YEA?

[The door opens and in walks Evan Levine! Evan smiles as he puts out
his hand
but Cappy just looks away]

Cappy: What do you want Levine?

Evan: Looks Cappy.....I want you to know theres no hard feelings
between you
and me over what happened at FTD!

Cappy: Right.....is that all?

Evan: No...not yet! I think that we can help each other out!

Cappy: How so?

Evan: Your trying to win all the Titles in the IWO right?

Cappy: Yea....whats your point?

Evan: I think we can help each other out....I want to bring the Tag
belts to
CP...and you need the Tag belts...so I say me and you...We should tag
up and
take the belts on CP!

Cappy: HA!!! I don't think so....I cant trust you!

Evan: You don't have to trust me....You can trust....Mr. Franklin

[The show cuts away as Cappy smiles as he looks at Evan]

MR: NEXT UP CAPITAL PUNISHMENT CYANIDE!!!

[Cuts to a Lugs promo]

{The scene fades into some apartment building. Titan is seen watching
TV when
the phone rings.}

Titan: Hello? Oh Hey! What's up? Huh? What do ya mean WBTY is in
danger?
What? Him?! Yesah, I'm heading over there right now. Yeah, I'll watch
your
back. Don't worry about me. Yeah, I'll destroy him If I see him. Don't
worry.
See ya. Bye.

{Titan puts on a coat and walks over to his door. He opens it, only to
meat
with a bat connecting to his head.}

MR: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE JUST TOOK OUT TITAN!

[The scene cuts back to the building were we see Psycho Jay looking for
Phelen Kell! As he is he bumps into Donnie Daze!]

Jay: IM only going to ask you once....WHERE IS KELL!

Daze: Hell if I know!

Jay: POO HEAD!!

[Jay kicks Daze in the gut and starts to hump his head until Daze
passes out
from the smell]

MR: JAY HAS NOCKED OUT DAZE WITH HIS BAD ODER!!!

[Jay smiles as he walks out of the scene as it cuts back to the ring]

AK: Welcome to another match here at Monday Night Meltdown! Our next
match is
for the United States Title..it's Capital Punishment and Cyanide..and
Cyanide
is the current champ! Who is your prediction Jason?

JS: Well, I gotta go with the Vet Capital Punishment..he's great.

MR: And you AK??

AK: Hmm, I gotta go with Cappy to, he's the vet, he rules!

MR: Well let's get it on!

("Terra Firma" by Tommy and Phil Emmanuel begins to play..)

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first from Cantebury, New England.
He is
the current United States Cham...

MR: Wait! There's Cappy behind him!! Cyanide doesn't see him and Cappy
with a
clothesline and knocks Cyanide down! As you know Capital Punishment is
on
quite the losing streak! Something he has NEVER been on in his
brilliant IWO
career!!

JS: Well, he's getting old. Kinda like Hulk Hogan. That happens to
these
kinda athletes!

MR: Well I agree with you Jason your a brilliant man! But look at Cappy
unload on Cyanide! It really looks like Cappy wants this United States
title!
Cappy finally rolls Cyanide in the ring and this match is officially
underway!!

*Ding, Ding, Ding!*

MR: Cappy lifts Cyanide up and a shoulder breaker! Cyanide hits hard
and
grabs his shoulder in agony! Cappy pick's him up again and whips him
hard
into the turnbuckle!!

JS: Cappy has held almost every title the IWO has ever had!!

AK: Wait! Cyanide turns the table and has Cappy in the corner hitting
him
with punches and knees as Cappy is in a defensive mode trying to push
the
fired up US Champion Cyanide away.

JS: I cant believe Cyanide is doing this to Cappy right now I think
Cappy got
to get some of that rust off before he starts going here.

MR: I think you may be right AK I don’t think Cappy is in full
condition
right now as Cyandie takes Cappy off of the turnbuckle and throws Cappy
off
of the ropes and hits a clothesline on Cappy Cappy is done and out.

JS: Cyanide applies a sleeper hold smart man Cyanide is trying to get
the gas
out of Cappy early on in this match.

(the ref moves over toward Cappy he is checking his arm there is once
the arm
falls down………….the ref picks his arm up again two times…….)

AK: Cappy could be out here………man does it suck to be
old…………here we are
the deciding drop!

MR: Cappy keeps his arm up, that’s the Cappy we know and love Cappy
is moving
around he is up and he is hitting Cyanide with elbows after elbow after
elbow
Cyanide finally lets go of the hold and Cappy is running off of the
ropes.

JS: Cappy crushes Cyanide and Cyanide our US Champion is stunned and
Cappy is
moving in for the kill. Cappy is a sliding missile kick on the mat and
he
knocks Cyanide to the outside and Cappy is going to the top rope. He is
going
for the kill.

AK: Cappy is up on the top rope and he is off and he hits Cyanide with
a
double axe handle over the back Cappy is on fire here Piledrive on
Cyanide
and he throws Cyanide back into the ring.

MR: He is going to finish off Cyanide with the Death Punishment here it
comes! He hit's hit!!! He goes for the pin!! 1...2...but what is he
doing!?!?! Cappy get's up!!

AK: Ah! He isn't done yet! That's what he's trying to get across!!

MR: Ohhh! Cappy lifts him up and whips him into the corner. He come
charging
at him but his plan backfires and he gets a elbow to the face from
Cyanide!!
Cyanide throws a few punches and connects with a smack on Capital
Punishment.
Cyanide locks up and set's him up for a powerbomb and connects!!

JS: The champ is taking control of this match! Cyanide grabs him,
throw's him
into the corner again! He charges and connects with a elbow to the face
of
Cappy! Cappy is bleeding from his nose!! Cyanide takes a breather as
Cappy
notices the blood running down his face!

AK: And look at the tension in his eye's! He's gonna kill Cyanide!!

MR: Ahh! Cappy spazzes out! He comes running at Cyanide..SPEAR!!! He
starts
throwing punches left and right at him! He picks him up, whips him hard
into
the corner, runs backwards, and then runs hard at Cyanide and connects
with a
VERY powerful elbow to the face of Cyanide! Now he's busted open and
falls!

AK: Cappy set's Cyanide up for some sweet chin music. Cyanide slowly
getting
up, Cappy times him but not perfectly! Cyanide ducks, kick to the gut
of
Cappy, PEDIRGREE!! THE PIN! 1...2...THR!! NO!!

MR: I thought we had a winner AK! Cyanide slams his hands on the mat in
anger
and yells at the ref, Cappy up again and a small package pin!
1..2..NO!!!
Cappy up and his now taking control of this match! Cappy picks him up,
POWERBOMB!!

("Rollin*Urban Assual Vehicle Remix*" by Limp Bizkit begins to play...)

AK: IT'S SCOTT STONE!! IT'S SCOTT STONE!!

JS: WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS SCOTT STONE DOING HERE!!!!!!!!

MR: Scott Stone slides into the with a chair and nails Cappy in the
back as
Cyanide slides out of the ring there is the bell and Stone has just
fucked
over Cappy once more as Stone throws the chair out of the ring and is
challenging Cappy to get up.

AK: Cappy is getting up and Scott Stone and Cappy are facing off and
yelling
at each other in each others faces!!

JS: What the hell is Cyanide doing? Cyanide into the ring with the
Chair and
he nails Scott Stone with two very violent chair shots as Cappy is
thanking
Cyanide for what he did as Cyanide hits Cappy with the chair too!!!

AK: What the hell is Cyanide doing oh my god Cyanide is leaving with
the IWO
United States Championship and Cappy and Scott Stone are both laid out
in the
ring I believe Cyanide is going to have to answer to Stone and Cappy on
HT!!!

Meygon: And you winner of this match and still IWO United States
Champion..CYANIDE!!

AK: Damnit that Scott Stone!!

JS: I hate him!

MR: Will be right back

[cuts to a break]

MR - This next match should be a real winner! Donnie Daze takes on Sam
Potright
in some exciting IWO action! Both men are looking to give their careers
a
little
kick start after running into some troubles. Potright just lost an
extreme
title
match, but managed to hold onto his belt after HIT ran into some injury
trouble... and as for Donnie Daze, he's still trying to find his niche
and
make
an impact here in the IWO. Predictions guys?

JS - I like Donnie Daze for this one. He seems to have something that
works
for
him right now, with this Mike Extreme/Misunderstood Family thing. Daze
is
going
to beat Potright!

AK - I'm afraid I disagree. Sam Potright is the veteran here, and I
think it's
going to be a veteran trick that decides this match. What about you
Max?

MR - I like Potright as well, but this one is very hard to call. Let's
go to
Meygon for the introductions!

Meygon - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the following is a singles match
scheduled for
ONE
FALL. Introducing first..

["What's my Age again" by Blink 182 plays.]

Meygon - Fighting out of Port St. Lucie, Florida and weighing in at
two-hundred
and twenty five pounds.. here is the former IML World Champion,
DONNNNIIIEEE
DAZE!

[Daze comes out to a loud mixed reaction.]

JS - At least the fans are showing interest in him!

Meygon - And his opponent..

["Born of a Broken Man" by the now broken up RATM hits.]

Meygon - Fighting out of Salem... the current IWO EXTEME CHAMPION...
SAMUELLLLL
PPOOOOOOOOOTTTRIIIIIIIGHT!

[Potright comes to the ring.]

AK - He looks ready. Potright is very crafty, count on his experience
to make
the
difference in this one.

MR - Things are off to a quick start here as Potright is whipped into
the
ropes
by Daze. Now Donnie Daze telegraphs and OH! Potright kicks him right in
the
face
and now hits a DDT!

AK - Already the veteran with the advantage!

JS - Don't throw in the towel for Donnie Daze just yet. He's just
warming up!

MR - Daze bounces right back up after the DDT, but Potright sends him
back to
the
mat via a clothesline! Now Potright going for the figure four, trying
to get a
submission victory right away! OH, but Daze boots him in the crotch!
The ref
didn't see it and now Daze hits a vertical suplex on Potright to gain
the
advantage! Now Daze going for a submission hold, it's a boston crab!

AK - It's going to take more then this to beat an extreme wrestler like
Sam
Potright.

JS - Daze isn't trying to beat him with this hold, he's just wearing
him down.
Soon, Potright will be out of energy and Daze will pounce on him!

MR - Daze keeps the hold on as long as he can, but Potright kicks free!
Now
Daze
is stomping on the lower back of Sam Potright! Donnie Daze is climbing
the
turnbuckles and it looks like he has plans to fly! HERE COMES THE
ELBOW! BAM!
THE
COVER! 1.. and Potright kicks out right away, but he's obviously in
pain.

AK - He'll recover, you wait.

MR - Potright is trying to use the turnbuckle for support, but here
comes
Donnie
Daze with a big corner splash! Potright falls to the lower rung and now
Daze
is
stomping a hole in his chest! Daze scoops Potright up and hits a HUGE
POWERSLAM!
THE PIN! 1...2...no! Not quite! Now Daze is complaining to the ref, and
I
agree,
that might have been a tad slow.

JS - Your damn right!

MR - Potright is getting his footing behind Daze, and now he bounces
off the
ropes and hits a facebuster on Daze! Now Sam Potright jams his knee
into
Daze's
spine, and rolls him over for a quick pinning attempt, but he only gets
a one
count as Donnie Daze kicks out immidiatley! Potright is on the
offensive now,
and
he sends Daze flying into the ropes and clotheslines him over to the
outside!
Now
Potright MOONSAULTS OVER THE ROPES!! BUT DAZE ISN'T THERE, AND POTRIGHT
COLLIDES
WITH THE UNFORGIVING CONCRETE FLOOR!

AK - MY GOD!

JS - What REFLEXES by Donnie Daze! ROOKIE THAT, Potright!

MR - Potright is not moving, and Donnie Daze is leaning against the
guard rail
catching his breath. Now Potright stands and throws a punch, but it's
blocked
by
Daze! Daze now takes Potright and bashes his face into the steel steps!
Daze
takes Potright over with a body drop, and now climbs to the apron and
drops
off
with and Elbow! This one hasn't even been close yet, Daze has been
dominant!

JS - That's the way it's going to stay, Ashley!

AK - No way! Potright is going to get the win. You wait and see.

MR - Potright is weezing on the mat outside the ring, and Daze is
putting the
boots into him! Daze is in control and he's not letting up. He slides
Potright
into the ring and then leaps over the ropes. Now Daze drops an elbow on
Potright,
who is still having trouble catching his breath. Daze with the cover
now and
here
we goo... 1...2..no not yet! Potright still has something left. But he
just
won't
be able to take much more of this kind of abuse from Donnie Daze, who
is
really
lighting things up here.

JS - He looks spectacular in there right now! That's for sure.

AK - Maybe, but I don't see the match going on like this for much
longer.

MR - Daze pulls Potright up and jams a fist into his face. Now Potright
staggers
back, but Daze hammers him again. Potright is still standing, and Daze
rebounds
off the ropes, goes for a huge right hook but it's blocked by Potright,
who is
firing back now! Potright with a left, and another that sends Daze
staggering
into the ropes! Potright goes for the clothesline but Daze ducks and
hits a
drop
kick! Potright is down again after a short offensive burst!

AK - Come on Sam!

MR - Potright has to change something if he wants to win this match!
Daze
shoots
him back into the ropes.. but Potright nails a cross body on Daze! Here
comes
Sam
Potright firing back now! He scoop slams Donnie Daze, and then follows
up
with a
BIG LEG! Potright is getting really fired up! Daze is up, clothesline
by
Potright
sends him down! Potright fires a left hand into Daze and then hits a
FORWARD
VERTRICAL SUPLEX! WHAT A MOVE! THE COVER! 1..2..NO!

AK - OOOOO ALMOST!

JS - Almost doesn't win matches!

MR - Potright knows almost isn't good enough, so he's sticking to it!
Potright
pulls Daze up and kicks him in the stomach, now a DDT! Potright is
climbing
the
turnbuckles now.. FROG SPLASH! THE COVER, THIS COULD BE ALL! 1...2...3!
NO!
DAZE
JUST BARELY KICKED OUT! HOW DID HE DO THAT? I DON'T KNOW, BUT POTRIGHT
IS
IRATE!
HE'S TEARING HIS HAIR OUT! DAZE IS UP! HERE HE COMES OFF THE ROPES,
BULLDOG!

JS - HA!

MR - Potright is in trouble again, as Daze seems to have run into his
second
wind. He bashes Potright across the back with a forearm smash, then
hits a
REVERSE DDT ON POTRIGHT! THE COVER! 1...2..no! Potright KICKS OUT! Now
he's
standing, and he whips Daze into the ropes.. Daze coming off with a
clothesline,
Potright ducks and Daze hits the referee! The ref is down! Potright
takes
advantage of the momentary confusion and CROTCHES Donnie Daze! Now a
fameasser by
Potright has Daze down, and Sam Potright is going outside, where he
will find
a
STEEL FOLDING CHAIR! Potright brings that chair in and waits for Daze
to
recover!

JS- THAT'S CHEATING!

AK - I told you that Potright's veteran skills would turn out to be the
difference!

MR - Donnie Daze is up and Potright swings! Daze ducks but Potright
swings
again
and WHAM! HE CONNECTS! Now Potright walks over and starts trying to
wake up
the ref. But Daze is up behind him, and he hits Potright with a low
blow! Now
Daze
turns and hits DAZED AND CONFUSED ONTO THE CHAIR! BUT WAIT! The referee
is
awake and he see's Daze use the chair! The ref is calling for the bell!
Daze
has lost a match by DQ, even though some would say he deserved to win!

Winner by DQ - Sam Potright.

[cuts to a break]

[The show comes back on the air with a shot of Evan Levines former wife
Tara
standing around....as she is all of a sudden Phelen Kell walks up to
her]

Kell: I know you know were Evan is!

Tara: I hate him.....why would I care?

Kell: Good point! But not good enough!

[Kell grabs Tara by the hair has he walks off camera!]

MR: Welcome back fans. Up next is our match between Sizo Tod and Syphon
Fission. As they make their way to the ring, what are your all's
thoughts on
this match.

JS: ZZZZZZ....ZZzzzz

MR: Hey, wake up!

AK: You guys are insulting this match. Syphon Fission will obviously
overpower Sizo.

MR: I think you're wrong. Syphon has been off and on lately and I think
Evan
and the Central Powers may have an effect on this match. Both men are
in the
ring now so let's get down to the action.

DING DING DING

JS: Both men lock up. Sizo throws Fission into the ropes. Sizo goes for
a
clothesline but Syphon ducks. Syphon kicks Sizo in the gut. He bounces
off
the ropes and a knee lift takes Sizo off his feet.

AK: See, I told ya Syphon would overpower him.

MR: Syphon Fission now on top of Sizo Tod and pounding away at his
face. The
ref is there to break it up however.

JS: Sizo Tod looks like he is stunned to see Syphon Fission so ready
for
this match. He's doing the smart thing and hanging around on the ropes,
trying to get a breath in and figure Syphon out.

AK: Both men now circling each other again as they lockup. Sizo Tod has
Syphon Fission and performs a side suplex. Finally, Sizo Tod performs
an
offensive move.

MR: A good one at that.

JS: Anyway, back to the action. Sizo Tod picks up Syphon Fission and
performs a spine buster on Syphon Fission. Now Sizo going up top.
MOONSAULT
OFF THE TOP ROPE! He landed right on Fission's ribs. There could be
some
damage to the ribs of Syphon Fission! Sizo Tod makes the count!

ONE!


TWO!

KICKOUT BY SYPHON FISSION! That was close!!

AK: Sizo Tod now picking up Fission by the hair and is setting him up
for
something. What is Sizo Tod doing?! Sizo Tod lifts Syphon Fission into
the
air.

MR: WAIT A SECOND!! SYPHON FISSION REVERSES IT!! KICK TO THE GUT AND
DEATH
PLUNGE!! THE REF COUNTS!

ONE!!

TWO!

THREE!! IT'S OVER!! SYPHON FISSION GETS THE VICTORY OVER SIZO TOD!

JS: And what a quick match might I add!

AK: Hey guys! Guess what? WE WENT THROUGH A WHOLE MATCH WITHOUT
ARGUING!

MR: NO WAY!

AK: YES WAY!.......AW DAMMIT YOU SCRWED IT UP!!

JS: We'll be right back....

[Commercial Break]

MR: Welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown! We have more North
American
Tournament action coming up for you!

JS: Yes we do, and we see AWS Man--

MR: Also known as Bill.

JS: Do battle against Scott Stone. Well I think we all know AWS Man--

AK: Also known as Bill.

JS: Will win, because AWS Man--

MR: Also known as Bill.

JS: Is so much better then Scott Stone. Hell, just about everybody in
the
IWO is better then Scott Stone.

MR: Well I grant you that AWS Man--

JS: Also known as Bill.

MR: Is a good wrestler, but Scott Stone has a chance in this match.
We
shouldn't count him out.

JS: Yeah, according to your book we shouldn't count anybody out.

AK: I think that--

JS: I don't give a damn about what you think so shut up!

AK: Why I never ... ugh I can't work with you!!!!

("3.14" by the Bloodhound Gang starts to play as AWS Man (Also known as
Bill)
starts to walk out with Shitzo Tod.)

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a
first
round qualifier in the North American Title Tournament!!! First,
making his
way to the ring, accompinied by Shitzo Tod, one half of Team Tampax,
AWS
MAN!!!!!

JS: Can you believe it? He didn't say Also known as Bill.

AK: Oh get over it.

('Rollin(Urban Assault Vehicle)' by Limp Bizkit starts to play as Scott
Stone
starts walking down to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Scott Stone!!!

MR: Here we go, Scott Stone rolls into the ring and AWS Man sizes him
up.
They circle around for a bit, and AWS Man jabs Stone in the face real
quick.
Stone is thrown off balance and AWS Man tackles him to the ground. AWS
Man
starts punching away at Stone. The ref has to get him off of Scott.
AWS Man
gets off and now just starts stomping away on Stone. Scott rolls out
of the
ring and is greeted with a clothesline by Shitzo Tod!

JS: HAHA! He was totally blind sided! Shitzo Tod picks Scott Stone
up and
throws him back into the ring. The ref now telling Shitzo Tod not to
pull
any of that stuff again, and AWS Man also known as Bill kicks Stone
right in
the balls! Blatant low blow but the ref was occupied by Shitzo Tod!
HAHA!

AK: Well they are cheating no doubt about it, but it's what makes Team
Tampax that much greater.

MR: AWS Man wasted no time and is already on the upper hand. He sends
Stone
to the ropes, clothesline is ducked by Stone. Stone bounces off the
ropes
and nails nails AWS Man with a drop kick. He quickly covers, one ...
AWS Man
easily kicks out.

AK: It's too early for a cover there. Even I know that.

JS: AWS Man and Scott Stone both back up. AWS Man puts Stone in a
wrist
lock, Stone counters and now has AWS Man in a wrist lock. AWS Man
counters
that with an arm drag. Now AWS Man puts Stone in an arm bar! He's
trying to
tear the arm right out of the socket.

AK: Stone reaches and makes the ropes. AWS Man releases the hold.
AWS Man
now picks Stone up, snap mare, and now he puts Scott Stone in sleeper.

MR: This is a relentless attack by AWS Man. Stone is losing energy
here.
AWS Man releases the hold and starts stomping away at Stone. He runs
off the
ropes and drops an elbow right onto the heart of Scott Stone! Cover,
one ...
two ... kickout by Stone.

JS: AWS Man in complete control here! Was there ever a doubt that AWS
Man
also known as Bill wasn't going to be able to beat Scott Stone?

AK: The match isn't over though.

JS: Oh come on, AWS Man is just far superior then Stone.

MR: AWS Man now has Stone in a face lock. He tries to lift him up for
a
vertical suplex ... Stone isn't letting him pick him up. Stone now
picks AWS
Man up for a snap suplex! He floats over for the cover, one ...
kickout by
AWS Man. Stone throws AWS Man to the ropes, powerslam by Stone!

JS: Oh this isn't too good.

AK: I told you.

MR: AWS Man slowly gets up and Stone nails an overhead belly to belly
suplex! Shitzo Tod pulls AWS Man out of the ring before Stone puts him
in
more damage! Stone yelling at AWS Man to get in the ring but he's
walking
around outside trying to regain his compsure with Shitzo Tod. Uh-oh,
Stone
runs off the ropes and flies out of the ring and hits a flying body
press on
both Tod and AWS Man!!!

AK: Great move!

JS: No it was not! It was quite stupid!

MR: Stone picks AWS Man up and whips him into the steel stairs
outside! Oh
my that was a loud bang! But from behind Tod rams Stone's head into
the
steel turnbuckle!!

JS: Yeah there you go!

MR: AWS Man gets back up and rolls into the ring as Stone warily goes
back
into the ring also. AWS Man charges and knees Stone in the stomach,
DDT.
Cover, one ... two ... kickout. Stone giving AWS Man a fight.

JS: AWS Man sends Scott Stone to the ropes, Knock Your Freakin' Head
Off!!!
What a kick! Stone's head almost did fall off!!!! AWS Man now is
going to
try to finish Stone off! AWS Man climbing the ropes ... he's going for
Win
the Freakin Matchifier!!!!

MR: AWS Man flies ... but Stone moves out of the way! How original!!!

JS: DAMN IT!

MR: Stone now climbs up to his feet ... irish whip is reversed by AWS
Man
which is reversed by Stone at the last second! Tod hit AWS Man with a
chair!
OH MY! I think he was waiting for Stone but he reversed it at the
last
second! AWS Man stumbles right into Suicidal Tendencies!!!!

JS: NO NO NO!!!!!

MR: Tod can't believe what he did!!! Stone covers .... but Tod pulls
the
ref out of the ring! There's a way to redeem what he just did to AWS
Man!
The ref is yelling at Shitzo Tod. AWS Man is slowly getting back up
and sees
the scuffle. He bounces off the ropes and baseball kicks the ref right
in
the back of the head!

JS: The ref is out! Time for total chaos in the ring!!! AWS Man
grabs a
chair and rolls into the ring. He whacks Stone with it! He starts
beating
Scott Stone with a chair!! Shitzo Tod brings in a table and they set
Stone
on it. They are climbing the turnbuckles! It's going to be Maximum
Menstrual Flow!!!!

AK: AWS MAN FLIES AND NAILS STONE THROUGH THE TABLE AND NOW TOD FLIES
AND
NAILS STONE!!! Stone is knocked out! The ref just needs to wake back
up!
Tod rolls the ref back into the ring and revives him. The ref is very
groggy, he doesn't even know what's going on.

MR: AWS Man covers Stone, one ..... two ..... th ...

AK: KICKOUT BY SCOTT STONE! STONE KICKED OUT!

MR: Stone kicked out and AWS Man can barely believe it. He starts
arguing
with the ref, from behind Stone with a small package, one ... two ...
kickout
by AWS Man! Stone almost pulled off a suprise win right there. So now
we're
back to square one. Both wrestlers are back up and both wrestlers are
trying
to figure out how the hell they can win.

JS: AWS Man can pull it off. Come on! Stone tries to throw a punch
at AWS
Man which is ducked. AWS Man spins to the back of Stone, BREAK YOUR
FREAKIN
NECK! COVER, ONE ... TWO ... THREE! FINALLY! AWS Man wins the match.

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, AWS MAN!

MR: Well as we watch AWS Man and Shitzo Tod we have to take a
commercial
break...........

[All of a sudden "Sober" By Tool plays as the fans go nuts...Phelen
Kell
comes walking out with Tara behind him....he has a pissed of look on
his face
as he gets into the ring]

Kell: LEVINE!!!! YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF MINE!!!! I HAVE SOMETHING OF
YOURS!!!
NOW GIVE ME HARLEQUIN!!!!!!

[All of a sudden Divine by Korn starts to play as the fans go nuts.
Psycho
Jay comes running out into the ring and jumps on Kell]

MR: PHELEN KELL AND JAY!!!! MY GOD!!!

JS: HAHAHA.....You piss of Jay you hear and feel about it!!!

AK: That was dumb!

JS: I know!

[The refs his the ring as they break apart Jay and Kell]

MR: Fans we need to take a break!!!!

[cuts to a break]

{The scene fades into former IWO President John's office. His door
slams
open, but the camera focusses only on John, who now looks worried.}

John: Listen to me... You don't want to do this... I know your mad, and
I
know it was you who took out Titan. But please, don't do this to me...
I can
make you big. BIG! Just drop the pipe. And we can resolve thid
peacefully...
DROP IT! I SAID DROP IT!!! SECURITY! HELP!

{John gets smacked over the head with a steal pipe.}

MR: What's doing this?

{The camera then turns as we find the Mysterious One, ?ż?, sanding over
a
fallen John.}

MR: OH MY GOD! ?The Mysterious One is back! The Mysterious One is back!

JS: Yea....im sure...when was the last time it was really him?

MR: Good point!

AK:Oh boy, this could be the end of Jay's reign as
champion!

JS:Could be? It's High Flyer! He's won each of his
last two world title matches! He beat Jay in June
before Gold and Glory, and he should have won the belt
back then! I can see it now, High Flyer, world
champion!

AK:I doubt it. Flyer just doesn't match up to Psycho
Jay in the level that Jay does! Flyer will fall where
so many people before him have fallen!

MR:Jay is a very credible champion, but then again,
Flyer is a very credited champion as well. He's almost
held every belt there is. He has seven of the eight
wonders of the world....

AK:What?

MR:Wonders of the world... IWO title belts. Flyer, a
former World Champion has held every belt minus the
North American title...

JS:And he's going to win the World title again! Jay's
nothing but an immature man who just talks about
penis' the entire time! Flyer has Levine in his
corner, and Levine wants nothing more than to take the
belt off of Jay's shoulders!

MR:Of course! I mean, Levine's had his head humped too
many times to name!

AK:Guys... it's Main Event time...

Ring Announcer:This next match is scheduled for one
fall, and is the MAIN EVENT! It is for the IWO World
Heavyweight Championship!(Cheers) Introducing first,
from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, a former champion in his
own right... weighing in at 204 pounds... here is HIGH
FLYER!

(The words "Pull" are heard as pyro shoots off at the
entrance rampway. "Loco" by Coal Chamber hits at full
effect, when usually there's a gradual buildup. Out
from the back walks Flyer, wearing his camopants and
his old Just Intoxicating t-shirt. He seems to be lost
somewhere in his thoughts.)

MR:Flyer doesn't seem the same. He doesn't have that
spark, that energy he had when Tony was with him.

JS:Of course not, Tony was his best friend and Evan
fired him on the spot for his uselessness.

AK:Uselessness? Davis was one of the most credited men
in IWO history, and Evan just shuned him like a stray
cat.

(Psycho Jay races out of the back and catches Flyer in
the back of the head with the IWO World Championship.)

JS:WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! Jay just caught Flyer from
behind! That's SO unfair!

MR:Jay isn't playing games here tonight. He caught
Flyer from behind, and Flyer's down, trying to get to
his feet. Jay grabs Flyer and rams him into the steel
ring post, smacking his shoulder right down into it!

JS:COME ON REF! Get this under control!

AK:Jay grabs Flyer and tosses him into the ring, Jay
slides in himself...

*Ding, ding, ding*

AK:...Flyer is trying to regroup, but Jay won't even
let him. Jay grabs him up and tosses him right in the
corner. Jay with a charge, and he squashes Flyer right
in the corner!

JS:OH NO!

MR:JAY'S HUMPING FLYER'S HEAD IN THE CORNER!

JS:YES! FLYER WITH A LOW BLOW! That'll teach you Jay!

MR:Flyer out of desperation catches Jay with a low
blow, and illegal one I might add! Jay stumbles
around, on his knees, as Flyer sends him back with a
huge leg lariot!

AK:Flyer just spat in the face of Psycho Jay! Dear god
this is personal! Jay might as well have conspired to
help get rid of Tony, and there is SO Much animosity
between these two! Remember Conspiracy Theory where
Jay and the Usual Suspects picked Flyer apart?

MR:Or how about last month when Jay and Kestler cost
Flyer the Tag Team Titles!

AK:JAY RETURNS THE FAVOR ON AN UNSUSPECTING FLYER! LOW
BLOW SENDS FLYER TO HIS KNEES!

JS:COME ON REFEREE! DISQUALIFY HIM!

MR:Now why would he do that! He didn't disqualify
Flyer!

AK:And Jay just caught Flyer with a huge sit down
neckbreaker! Flyer's neck just contorted itself!

JS:I think that was the idea... Come on Flyer! Do it
for Evan!

MR:Jay is grabbing Flyer, goes for a wild right to the
face, but Flyer ducks it, and connects with a european
uppercut of his own. Flyer backs Jay into the ropes,
and sends him off. Jay ducks under a clothesline, as
Flyer goes for a shoulder breaker, but Jay runs him
over.

AK:Jay is a three hundred pounder!

MR:Jay goes back off the ropes, Flyer ducks down
underneath... Jay back off the other side, Leap
frog.... NO! JAY CAUGHT HIM! HE'S GOING FOR THE
HUMPINATOR!

JS:NO! FLYER REVERSED IT INTO A HUDACONRADA! He just
sent Jay flying to the outside out of the Humpinator!

AK:That is one dangerous move. Jay put away Andrew
with ease with that move on Friday. It could easily
take out the small Flyer.

MR:Flyer does have a lot of heart though, whether it's
black or not is the question.

JS:While you two are jaw jacking, Flyer just hit Jay
with a leaping cross body! He cleared the ring ropes
all the way down onto Jay on the outside! Flyer
hammers Jay with the side of his foot, almost a soccer
style kick to the midsection.

MR:Flyer with a sigh, and then and senton splash on
Jay!

AK:That's not a senton bomb!

MR:It's a senton splash... senton splashes are a
splash where your back hits... you don't have to
flip...

AK:Oh...

JS:Flyer rolls Jay into the ring, and Flyer climbs up
the apron himself. Jay back to his feet, goes for a
right, but Flyer ducks. Jay grabs Flyer in a headlock,
and brings Flyer in!

MR:But Flyer landed on his feet. Flyer turns Jay
around... kick to the gut... COLD SNOW!(Side embrace
DDT)

JS:Flyer could have the belt won! Flyer with a cover
on Jay, 1-2-NO! Jay got his shoulder up!

AK:Jay is very talented himself... he can kick out of
Flyer's moves... and vice versa.

JS:Flyer back to his feet, doesn't seem to be phased
by that...

MR:He seems to be phased by something else...

JS:Flyer grabs Jay back up off the mat, and drags him
into an arm bar, but Jay reverses it into an arm bar
of his own. Flyer rolls forward, flips up, and tries
to kick Jay in the head. Jay catches Flyer's foot, and
takes him over in a suplex, sending Flyer's head
bouncing off the mat! Come on Flyer! Get up!

AK:It's called being unbiased!

MR:Jay back on the offensive, but Flyer rigs the eyes.
Flyer kicks Jay in the gut, and puts his leg on Jay's
neck. Flyer springs backward and lands on his feet, as
Jay pulls Flyer in for a clothesline. Flyer ducks
underneath, and catches Jay in a full nelson. Jay
leans forward, putting Flyer in a bad position!

JS:Come on Flyer! Get out!

AK:Jay's trying to send Flyer into the corner, but
Flyer stops it with his legs. Flyer uses the ropes to
springboard over Jay, and nails him with a impaler
type move! Dear god! Jay just bounced off the mat!
Flyer with a cover, 1-2-NO! Jay gets a shoulder up!

JS:Have you ever seen something like that? Have you?

MR:No, I can't say I have...

AK:Flyer climbing up to the top rope, he's just taking
his sweet time...

JS:He's not himself lately Max, is he?

MR:450° Splash! JAY MOVES! IT MISSED IT'S MARK!

JS:NO!!!!

AK:Jay back up to his feet, Flyer holding his face,
Jay grabs Flyer and sends him into the corner. Jay
climbs up top... and he's punching the living
daylights out of Flyer!

MR:He's got eight on Flyer... nine... oh dear god he
just humped Flyer's head! He's humiliating High Flyer!

JS:NO! FLYER REVERSED IT INTO A POWERBOMB! DEAR GOD!
FLYER NEVER POWERBOMB'S ANYONE!

MR:But in the position Jay was in, all Flyer had to do
was lean forward. It wasn't strength, it was pure
leverage.

AK:Flyer back to his feet, and he grabs Jay in a
Dragon Sleeper. He's just trying to choke the air out
of Jay, and Flyer must be the worse out of the two.
He's taken a few too many shots...

JS:But Flyer has held his own against Jay. Flyer's had
some tough weeks recently...

MR:Jay is overpowering Flyer! He's stood up, and has
Flyer up on his shoulders! He drives Flyer down into
the canvas with a huge shoulder breaker! Flyer just
bounced off Jay's knee, and Flyer's shoulder must be
throbbing from the pain it's caused.

AK:Jay is just choking the life out of Flyer now, it
seems to have become all business between these two.

MR:Jay grabs Flyer back up off the canvas, and hooks
him in a side headlock. Jay picks him up and hits a
dramatic vertical suplex.

AK:Jay is in control now, as he goes for a cover
himself on Flyer, 1-2-NO! Flyer gets a shoulder up as
well...

JS:Of course Flyer's going to get a shoulder up... you
think Jay can beat Flyer with a simple suplex?

MR:Jay grabs Flyer up, and tosses him right into the
corner. Jay charges in, as Flyer tries to kick up, but
Jay catches Flyer on his shoulder. Flyer slips down
behind Jay, and hooks him in an inverted side
headlock, and drops him down with a diving inverted
ddt!

JS:There we go!

AK:Flyer grabs Jay again, and goes to pick Jay up! He
has Jay up on his shoulder, but Jay is pushing back,
and falls in a cross body type position on Flyer!

JS:Flyer didn't have the strength to hit the
Flyerdriver! Jay covers out of it, 1-2-NO! Flyer gets
a shoulder up.

MR:Flyer's neck and back of his head hit the mat hard
on that shot, but whatever the case, both of these men
have taken their bumps.

AK:Jay and Flyer both back up to their feet, Jay kicks
Flyer low! Dear god! Flyer just doubled over, and Jay
picks him up... HUMPINATOR! HUMPINATOR ONTO HIGH
FLYER! DEAR GOD! HIGH FLYER WAS JUST SANDWICHED!

JS:SCOTT STONE! IT'S SCOTT STONE! HE'S BLOCKING THE
REFEREE!

MR:Jay goes over to Stone, and they're jaw jacking...
Flyer is up top again... Jay turns around... FLYING
MOON SHOT! FLYING MOON SHOT!

JS:YES! YES YES!

AK:EVAN LEVINE RACES OUT HERE! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON!

MR:FLYER HAS JAY BEATEN, BUT THE REFEREE IS STILL BUSY
WITH STONE! STONE IS OFF THE APRON, WHY IN GOD'S NAME
IS THE REFEREE CARING!

JS:Flyer is up, he's going to go over to the
referee... LEVINE JUST CAUGHT FLYER OVER THE HEAD WITH
A GLASS DILDO!

MR:WHAT THE HELL! SHADES OF JUNE WHEN FLYER LOST HIS
FIRST SHOT! JAY TURNS FLYER AROUND... HUMPINATOR!
HUMPINATOR ONCE MORE! DEAR GOD! JAY COVERS FLYER,
1-2-3!!!!! OH MY GOD!

JS:NO! WHAT THE HELL!

AK:EVAN LEVINE JUST COST HIGH FLYER THE WORLD TITLE?!?
I AM SO CONFUSED IT'S NOT FUNNY!

JS:YOU'RE CONFUSED?!?!

MR:PSYCHO JAY IS STILL THE WORLD CHAMPION, AND LEVINE
BETTER EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO FLYER!!!! FANS!!! WERE OUT OF TIME!!!

[All of a sudden, "Awakening" By Living Sacrifice starts to play as the
fans
go nuts!]

MR: OH MY DEAR GOD!! IT CAN'T BE!!

JS: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?

AK: Is it him?

MR: I think we're about to find out..

[Lights Go Dim, as the heavy drumming fades]

JS: THIS HASTA BE HIM!! THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MAN IN WRESTLING
HISTORY!!

[The man known as PaiN emerges from behind the curtain. He looks out
at the
crowd and begins to walk towards the ring.]

AK: Evan Levine is still in the ring. This is going to be nuts..

MR: PaiN climbs the steps into the ring.

[Evan looks up to see PaiN.]

JS: HERE WE GO!!

[Evan runs at PaiN for a clothesline, ducked by PaiN. Turns around
kick to
the stomach, TOTAL SILENCE DDT!!]

MR: HE JUST GAVE THE TOTAL SILENCE TO EVAN LEVINE!!!

JS: He's picking him up Max.

[PaiN picks up Evan. TOTAL DESTRUCTION]

MR: THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN THE IWO and OTHER FEDERATION
HISTORY!!

AK: This can't be true..

JS: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT IS!! I'M LOVING THIS!!

MR: he's asking for a microphone..

[PaiN gets a microphone]

PaiN: Ya know, it's been a long time since I have been in a ring.
Lemme
tell you how it feels. IT FEELS GOOD!! I like this, the ability to
beat
someone up legally. Especially this homo that's on the ground. You
see,
while I was gone...

::Starts to laugh::

PaiN: I SAW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN!! AND I!! Didn't like it.. The
stables,
the spotlight, EVAN LEVINE!! I DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF IT ONE BIT!! THE
BACK
BITING!! ALL OF IT!! PaiN is back for a purpose.. Nobody is safe
now..
BECAUSE I AM TRHE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MAN IN WRESTLING HISTORY!! I AM
THE
WHOLE IWO.. I WAS THE WHOLE OTHER FEDERATION!! You see, when I was in
IWO
before.. I didn't fit in or land in with all these wrestlers real
well.
They all looked at me and said stuff about me because of where I came
from.
NOW, I'M COMING FROM MY SOFA!! I'M COMING TO KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO
MADE
COMMENTS ABOUT ME AND WIGGEY!! Yea, Wiggey has quit wrestling for
good..
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON MY CAREER!! IWO.. Your in for the
rudest
awakening you'll ever have. That PPV "Fear The Darkness." I'M THAT
DARKNESS
YOU'LL NOW FEAR. THAT PPV, UTTER OBLITERATION!! It's not Utter
Obliteration anymore.. IT'S GONNA BE ONE THING!! TOTAL
DESTRUCTION!!!!
That's what IWO is heading for.. My road.. That single road of one
man..
The road of Total Silence and TOTAL DESTRUCTION! IWO.. Your only
going to
be able to do three things.. See The PaiN... Hear The PaiN... FEEL
The
PaiN!! IWO HAS ENTERED.. THEY SHALL NEVER RETURN!!

["Awakening" by Living Sacrifice]

MR: HE'S BACK! WHAT A NIGHT FOLKS.. GOOD NIGHT, SEE YOU AT HOSTILE
TAKEOVER!!

**Fade Out**

FIN!