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Live Monday September 18th 2000
From
The MGM Grand in Las Vages Navada!

Mainevent
Tag Team action!
These 4 men will all be involved with the PPV mainevent
So we thought hey....it could happen!
Psycho Jay and Chris Davidson vs Rob Kestler and Evan Levine

US Title match
Well...he hasnt put it on the line in a while
so he is now!
Mike Extreme -c- vs. Cyanide

Intresting ain't it?
Guest Ref: VP Evan
Trent McFarlane vs Sam Potright

Tag Team Match
Prime Time Soldiers(Tyler Johnson and Scott Stone) vs. Team Tampax(AWS Man(Also known as Bill) and Schitzo Tod

Singles Match
God vs. Donnie Daze

TV Title Match
Andrew -c- vs. Mike Marchese

Jamie Kosoy will be there!!
Commish Ford will be there!!
And...many many more!

(We fade back in backstage as we see Nicholas Kain in his dressing room talking with MDK.)

Nicholas: Man, this shit ain't right. I've been gettin fuckin screwed over and over here in the IWO. It's like nobody wants me to suceed.

MDK: Aww quit whining and go out and beat somebody's ass. You're losing your touch and you're still basically a rookie! You're starting to end up like your twin Jared Kain!

Nicholas: Hell no i'm not ending up like him! I'm nothing like him!

MDK: Other than the fact that you two look exactly alike, are nearly the same size and have similar styles of fighting?

Nicholas: Why don't you kiss my ass.

MDK: No, but i'll kick your ass!

Nicholas: Bring it!

MDK: Nah, you aren't even worth it. I've got better things to worry about and look forward to.

Nicholas: What the hell are you talking about?

(MDK walks out of the locker room.)

[The scene reopens with a hart beating...then a flash of the IWO banner....
There is another hart beating and it starts to get faster as the IWO banner
Flashes again and again. Then all of a sudden there is a strike of lighting and the
IWO banner shows up on fire. The IWO Symbol then melts into the MNM banner and fades into the dark as the scene then cuts into the The MGM Grand and a sold out crowed of over 30,000 people on there feet. The camera view then changes to the ramp as Pyro and fireworks start to go off!!! The camera then starts to go over the fans with signs in there hands. One reads. 'I want a birthday Cow Too" another one reads. 'I dont Need VIAGRA To Win!' Next to that there is a sign that says. 'Goopie...is Jamies love toy!' the cameras then cut to Max Riot, Jason Storm, and Ashley Keller.]

MR: FANS WELCOME TO MNM!!! WELCOME TO THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS!!! LAS VEGAS!!!! AND WELCOME TO THE IWO!!!

JS: Damn...why am I here when I can be out tossing the dice?

AK: Yea...well you never did have any luck...or looks!

JS: your one to talk sitting here in that slut outfit! I mean damn!

AK: I HAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS A GREAT OUTFIT!!

JS: Yea maybe for a hooker!

MR: Will you two shut up!

JS: Yea shut up!

MR: Fans we have one hell of a night for yea. First off Evan Levine is back in action....he will be tagging with the IWO world champ Rob Kestler to face get this....Psycho Jay and Chris Davidson!

JS: Yea....well my money is on Evan and Rob...I mean sure Evan hasn't been in the ring since Mall Brawl but he is the MANAGER OF CHAMPS NOW!!!

AK: Also tonight THE PRIME TIME SOLDERS MAKE THERE COME BACK!!! When they will take on Team Tampax!

JS: I would like to point out that PTS are also in good with Evan and Rob!

MR: Also IML superstar Donnie Daze has his first match here in the IWO with...GOD!

JS: Who's better then God?

MR: Fans we have one hell of a card tonight...DON'T GO ANYWHERE WILL BE BACK WITH ARE FIRST MATCH!! After this!

chair in his locker room, watching the show on a television. We hear a knock
on the door. >

Syphon: Its unlocked!

chair faster then, well, he gets out of it fast. He looks at Evan and talks.
>

Syphon: Evan…what the fuck are you doing…huh…trying to get my attention so
LiGiL can come storm in here and kick my ass?

Evan: Hell no…I am here for one reason.

Syphon: Spill it man…

Evan: You know LiGiL is looking for you…he wants to make life easier because
he know he can’t beat you one on one…

Syphon: Your bullshitting my Levine…I know how you work…

Evan: Man…I have nothing against you…as far as I am concerned, you are the
next big talent the IWO has…

Syphon: Evan…your nose is growing as you speak.

Evan: I am not lying…so why would my nose grow?

Syphon: Evan…you are evil…Satan hates you…God hates you…you are pure evil.
You ruin peoples lives for your own pleasure…

Evan: But…

Syphon: LET ME FINISH…that is what I respect about you.

Evan: Yeah…that’s good…all good…

Syphon: So…why are you here?

Evan: To wish you good luck…and give you a little pep talk.

trys to zoom in. >

Syphon: Hey…get the fuck out of here…



[cuts to a PPV promo]

MR: Now, Andrew from Team Tampax will take on Mike Marchese.

JS: *sigh*

AK: What’s wrong, don’t you like Team Tampax?

JS: I like the tag team.

MR: There’s a tag team?

JS: Yeah, and a stable.

AK: Well, why don’t you like the stable?

JS: Well, Andrew ust doesn’t seem like a Tampax Person to me. I hope Marchese teaches that wanabe a lesson!

MR: Hey, they are both good wrestlers, and I don’t think you should be calling Andrew a wannabe.

JS: Fine, he isn’t a wannabe, he’s a Poser!

AK: Poser?!

JS: Yeah, a real Poser. He poses to be a part-

MR: Don’t even talk about it right now. What’s important is that we tell everyone what’s going on in the match.

JS: Why? Can’t they ujst watch it on TV?

AK: We are color commentators. That means we provide color and flare to the match.

JS: Whatever.

{Hate me now by Nos blares over the speaker as Andrew enters to a mixed reaction. He walks down the ramp and makes his way to the ring, mic in hand.}

Andrew: Well, on Hostile Takeover this past week, I lost my title to Schitzo Tod.

{The crowd pops}

Andrew: Look Tod, we are buds. That’s why I went easy on you!

{The crowd gives Andrew some heat from this remark}

Andrew: Shut up! Can’t you see I’m trying to make a decent speech here?!

{The crowd still boos}

Andrew: Fuck you Ass Holes! You are all a bunch of idiots!

{An Andrew sucks chant starts up among the crowd}

Andrew: Stop it! Okay fine, I’m sorry... You guys don’t suck. YOU FUCKING BLOW A COCK!

{Andrew begins to laugh as he waits for the crowd to quiet down.}

Andrew: Anyway, like I was saying. Schitzo Tod, I went easy on you. I mean, everyone knows you suck. I just wanted you to taste the glory of having a jobber title. I wouldn’t normally do that, but you are my bud. Now, we all know that these people from Vegas are booing because they don’t know what it means to "go easy" on a friend. They think I’m just saying that.

{The crowd continues to boo}

Andrew: Oh yeah, you are bunch of booing babies. You boo cause all you know is gambling, and prostituting. I’m appalled by just being in this town for a few hours. You all are a bunch of fucking bitches! now, Tod. I’m still pissed that you bragged about being the champ, when clearly, I let you win. So Tod, to make up for it and be my friend... You will have to be my bitch!

{The crowd starts an ASS HOLE chant until Zombie Nation’s Kenkraft 4000 start playing thoughout the arena. Then they erupt in cheers. Mike Marchese then runs down the ramp and hops into the ring. The two ten begin to exchange punches. Mike eventually gains control.}

MR: Here we go! Marchese now has Andrew positioned in the corner.

AK: He’s showing him several fists to the face. The ref just told him to back off, and now Mike just whiped Andrew towards the ropes.

JS: This is insanely boring.

AK: The match just started!

JS: I can predict this one, boring boring boring, top rope whater, boring boring, pin.

AK: GOD! I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU!

MR: While you two were bickering, Andrew countered the whip with a clothesline to Marchese.

AK: Sorry, but HE bugs me allot.

JS: Well at least I’m not stuck up!

AK: Well at least I don’t smell!

JS: Well at least I’m not an A cub size!

*Slap*

JS: OWIE! DOn’t ever do that again!

MR: Will you two ever stop bickering? Andrew just DDT’ed Marchese now he’s going for a splash.

JS: Well at least-

MR: OH! Marchese moves out of the way! Andrew is now lying on the mat!

Skip: Okay ladie, now’s yer chance... DESTROY HIM...

JS: What the hell is Marchese doing?

AK: It looks like he’s going to talk to the ref.

Mike Marchese: So, I saw a movie about a hooker and WHOA!

JS: What the fuck! The ref is knocked out! How can that knock a ref out!

MR: I have no clue, but OH NO! MIKE MARCHESE IS GETTIN A CHAIR!

AK: Andrew is down!

JS: Who cares?

MR: HE’S WHACKING ANDREW WITH THE CHAIR! ANDREW IS BUSTED OPEN!

"Yappa Yappa fell like such a chrew!"

JS: Yes, The theme to Ranma 1/2! Team Tampax is coming!

{Schitzo Tod and the Insane One run down to the ring and climb opposite turnbuckles}

JS: THIS IS IT! THEIR TAG TEAM FINISHER! THE MENSTRUAL FLOW!

MR: It looks like Tod wants to help out Andrew because Andrew said all those things.

JS: THEY BOTH JUST LEAPED OFF DOING SHOOTING STAR PRESSES! BUT, MIKE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! THEY GOT ANDREW INSTEAD!

{The crowd pops, then starts to chant: Tam-Pax! Tam-Pax!}

AK: What? Isn’t Andrew part of Team Tampax?

MR: AWS Man (Also known as Bill) and Schitzo Tod can’t believe they just did this! They are both shaking their heads "NO" at the crowd, but the crowd keeps cheering.

JS: Marchese rolls into a cover, and the ref is getting up!

MR: 1! 2! 3! The crowd is going wild, Team Tampax just caused Andrew to loose his match!

JS: It was an accident!

AK: What will this do to the stable?

MR: I don’t know, but we’ll be back after these messages!

[Cuts to black]

::The scene opens in the Tampax locker room. Andrew bursts in while Tod and the Insane One are talking.::

Abdrew: What the fuck?! You bitches cost me my match!

Tod: I'm really sorry, it was an-

Andrew: Shut the Fuck up. I'm talkin' here!

AWS Man: Andrew, we really-

Andrew: I don't give a crap. Go to Hell! And Shitclown, that TV title will be mine... I'm quittin' your little "Team Tampax!" You are a bunch of bitches!

Tod: Look-

Andrew: Shut Up! Bye bitches, I'm gone. And oh, BILL, you suck! Shitclow, watch your back, cause I'm gonna always gonna be waitin' for you... With a chair, AND WITH MY FISTS!

::Andrew leavs, then slams the door::

Tod: Who's Shitclown?

AWS Man: HE CALLED ME BILL! I"M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!

::The scene fades to the ring::

MR: Well that was interesting to say the most...fans we need to take a break will be back with more..........

[All of a sudden 'I am Your Boogie Man' by White Zombie starts to play as the building fills with boos!! The fans are on there feet yelling and tossing trash at the ramp as "The Real Heel" and "Manager of Champs" Evan Levine walks out with the IWO world champ and all around good guy Rob Kestler! The Two look to be in a good mood as they make there way to the ring!]

MR: God...now what are they doing out here?

JS: Entertaining the million and million of are fans!

[Evan grabs the mic as the fans booing is nothing more then deathening]

Evan Levine: TONIGHT!! Your "Real Heel" makes his way back into the ring. Not for the people...not for the IWO...but for the better good of my friend...Rob Kestler!

[Fans Boo]

Evan Levine: Ever since Mall Brawl I have thought it over and over in my head...Why should we give Psycho Jay a shot at the IWO world title? Well, It came to me....Because he represents the people....YOU!! The sum of this federation and the shit on my shoe!! Do you think I give a damn about any of you? NO!! I am the Real Heel and I always win! No matter who I face no matter when and how I face them I will beat them and I will NEVER!! LOSE!

[Fans Boo]

Evan Levine: Tonight we make an example of Psycho Jay and Chris Davidson. So IWO watch as your hero gets destroyed by "Central Powers!"

{Evan Levine hands the microphone to Rob Kestler who has been occupying
himself by tapping cryptic messages of morse code on the World Title to try
to locate the where abouts of those pesky time traveling gnomes. Rob looks
at the microphone to make sure it's not hexed and then begins to talk...}

Kestler "Psycho Jay...Evan Levine and Ein Papa Kosoy said that it was YOU
who last week knocked me out so that I got my shiny belt scratched on the
floor!"

{Kestler holds up the belt and shows the camera the scratch...}

Kestler "Apparently I don't like being attacked from behind by someone who
I don't know who it was but this belt doesn't deserve to be abused. It's
not like it's a child, it's delicate, it can't take a beating like children
can. Oh, and Jay, you suck at Candy Land AND you're a poo head!"

{"Divine" by Korn plays as Psycho Jay gets a face pop since everyone finally
realized he wasn't actually a homosexual...}

Psycho Jay "Hey turd burglar!"

Kestler "Hey Psycho Jay who is gay!"

Psycho Jay "I know you are but what am I?"

Kestler "Gay."

Psycho Jay "I know you are but what am I?"

Kestler "Gay."

Psycho Jay "Takes one to know one."

{There is an odd silence as Rob Kestler is very confused. He gives up on
thinking and charges out of the ring towards Jay...}

Kestler "You're a tricky guy Jay. Cassie warned me about tricky guys!"

Psycho Jay "Dude, you need to get back to hanging out in the porn shop!
What do you think Vagrond is doing all alone?!"

{Flashes to Vagrond in the Psychic Porn 'n Go...}

Customer "I swear to Allah that this tape is defective!"

{Vagrond eats the complainer and the scene goes back to Psycho Jay and Rob
Kestler fighting on the entrance way.}

MR: OH MY GOD!! WE HAVE THE PPV MAINEVENT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!

JS: Here come the refs...like always to break up the fun!

MR: FANS!!! What a night soo far!! Will be back with more MNM right after this!

[cuts to a break]

MR: Fans welcome back to MNM....this next match we have for you is one that will give Donnie Daze his first shot in a IWO ring! As we all know Donnie Daze is a IML superstar that was taken up by VP Evan just a matter of days ago!

JS: You know no matter how hard I try I still don't see why the hell they would take Donnie Daze over someone like.....well.......ok well maybe all of the IML sucks!

AK: You better not let former IML president Nick hear you say that he was very active in the IML.

JS: I couldn't care less what he thinks! As far as I know he has no more power and is only in the IWO because he married Zombies sister!

MR: uh huh...well back to the match at hand. Donnie Daze will have his hands full when he takes on God...yes that's right God's second match in the IWO. If you recall in his first match he faced the problem of Time Warner getting in the way. Well hopefully that will not be the case this week.

JS: Time Warner is a great place to work...hell I wish I was working there then here. At least there your boss isn't the CGI king!

AK: No there boss is a cow riding hick!

JS: Better then a pail nerd!

AK: hmmmm I see your point!

MR: Anyway lets get right to things here shall we? So lets go to the ring and MEYGON!

Meygon: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is for one fall!! Introducing first from ummm...well HEAVEN!!! weighting in at a divine 289..and standing a holly 6'8" he is are holy lord and master GOD!!!!!!!

[The music of God starts to play as God walks out from the back as "The Fireworks of God" Go off! The fans give a fair reaction as he gets into the ring!]

MR: Microsoft presents IWO's September PPV AIH Live September 30'th!! That's going to be one hell of a card!

JS: Did Max just make a funny?

AK: I think he did!

Meygon: Introducing next!!! From Port St. Lucie, Florida weighting in at 225 lbs. and standing 6'3" he is the IML superstar Donnie Daze!!!!!

[The fans don't know how to react as 'Set It Off' by Primer 55 starts to play! Donnie Daze makes his way out and right to the ring!]

MR: Well this one is just about to get on the way....SO LETS GET TO THE MATCH!!

DING DING!

MR: God and Donnie Daze lock up! The fans are getting right into this one as Daze wins and sends God into the ropes. God comes off and is put right into a sleeper! The fans start to boo as the Daze tries to keep this match slow! God trying to break the hold places his hand on the back of God and sends him into the ropes. Daze goes and comes off hard. But nails God down with a shoulder block! Daze looks down at God and goes into the ropes again...God gets up and leaps over Daze...daze goes into the ropes on the other side and comes off hard. This time God is waiting for him and SPINE BUSTER!!!! God covers!! 1.....2....NO!!! Daze gets his arm up!

AK: That was a nice move by God...IM shocked that daze got out of it!

JS: Yea well you were shocked when you saw blood for the first time!

MR: Back in the ring God picks daze up and body slam! God now goes to the corner and runs and DROPS THE KNEE ON DAZES FACE!!! Daze roles over in pain as God starts to stomp him!

JS: The Ref pulls God away from Daze as the fans start to get back into this match! Daze gets into the corner and props himself up.

MR: God pushes the ref out of the way and walks over to Daze....As God gets there Daze grabs the tights of God and pulls him into the turnbuckle....God falls back holding his mouth! Daze gets right up and takes God out with a forearm!!! The fans get behind Daze as he takes control of this match! Daze picks up God and sends him into the ropes. God comes off as Daze side steps him. God comes off from the other side and BACK BODY DROP!! Daze gets right on God and starts going nuts with lefts and rights! The Ref tells Daze to get off of God as he starts a 5 count....1..............2..............3..............4......And he gets off!

JS: It looks like Daze is going to give God a run for his money.....but lets all remember who really is better then God!

AK: As the ref is trying to keep Daze away from God to let God get some air....daze pushes the ref to the side and LOW BLOW BY GOD!!! DAZE FALLS TO THE GROUND!!! LOW BLOW!!

JS: AHHHH!! I CHEAP SHOT FROM GOD!!!

MR: God gets right to his feet as he tells the fans its all over!! God goes to the top as he waits for Daze to get to his feet!

JS: Hey....look....in the back doesn't that look like the Time Warner people?

AK: yea!

MR: GREAT!! AND THEY GOT COPS!!!

JS: I don't think God sees them!

MR: God waits for Daze to get up as the Time Warner men tell another man with papers to give them to God. God who is waiting for Daze to get to his feet is screaming at the man to go away. But the man keeps forcing the papers on God. Finally God takes the papers and looks at it...His eyes widen as Daze gets to his feet and takes God's feet out from under him!

JS: What was on that paper?

AK: I don't think we want to know!

MR: Daze has God right where he wants him! He sets God up for a superpelx.....HE CONNECTS AND ROLES OVER ON GOD!! 1.....................2.....................................3~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DID IT!!

JS: MY GOD! DAZE BEAT GOD!

Meygon: Here is your winner......DONNIE..........DAZE!!!!!!!!

MR: Well as Donnie Daze goes nuts in the ring God gets to his feet and runs to the back after the Time Warner people.

JS: What was on that paper?

AK: Well...the camera man is trying to get a shot of it..

[The camera pans in on the paper..]

Mr,AK,JS: OH!!!!!

MR: Well, looks like God has a law suit to deal with now...Time Warner has just handed God a subpoena for court!!!

JS: I hope he doesn't get Johnny Cockren!

(The scene cuts to the back were we see a car pulling up in the back area of the building. Out comes... Nicholas Kain's brother Aaron Kain!?! He's wearing a black bandana around his head while his shoulderlength sandy blond hair's in a ponytail. He's got a black leather jacket on with loose black jeans and sports a pair of sun glasses. He's accompanied by a sexy woman name Dawn Racy. She's wearing tight black pants and a red halter top.)

MR: HEY! I've heard about him! That's Nicholas Kain's younger brother! Aaron Kain! What's he doing out here!?!

AK: I don't know but he's the sexiest of all the Kain brothers! WHEW!

JS: Who's that with him DAMN she's fine!

(The camera follows them all the way to Nicholas Kain's dressing room. Aaron knocks on the door as Nic answers looks dead at Aaron eye to eye.)

Nicholas: ...............

Aaron: .............

Nicholas: What the hell are you doing here?

(Aaron slowly takes off his sunglasses.)

Aaron: It doesn't matter what i'm doing here. I was invited here.

Nicholas: What did Jared send you here because I put him out of the business?

Aaron: No, you didn't put Jared out he just left because he wanted to.

Nicholas: Well I'm telling you to get the fuck outta here!

Aaron: What if I don't... big brother!

Nicholas: I'll make your ass get out and embarrase you in front of this bitch of yours!

Dawn: What did you say?

Nicholas: I said bi...

(Dawn Racy motions like she's gonna slap Nic but Aaron pulls her back. Nicholas takes advantage and pushes Aaron Kain down to the floor. All hell begins to break loose as they brawl all over backstage. Officials come and break it up as MDK comes sneaking up from behind and STRIKES Nicholas Kain in the head with a lead pipe as hard as he can!!!!!!!!!!! Nicholas Kain falls to the floor unconscious!!!!!!)

AK: OH MY GOD! DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!

JS: Nicholas Kain's career may be over!

MR: WHY DID MDK DO THAT!?!?!

(Camera cuts back backstage.)

MDK: Long time no see!

Aaron: How's it been?

MDK: It's been good. I finally got rid of this piece of garbage. He's been becoming more and more a loser recently anyway.

Dawn: So Aaron you're gonna be the third Kain brother in the IWO.

Aaron: Yeah, third time's always a charm eh? Well I won't be just another fluke unlike my older twins... I'm the real deal!

(Aaron Kain, Dawn Racy, and MDK walk away from the scene as paramedics tend to an unconscious Nicholas Kain.)

AK: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!

MR: FANS WILL BE RIGHT BACK!

*Commercial Break*

MR: Fans welcome back to MNM....this next match is the return of PTS!! Tyler Johnson and Scott Stone! This is going to be one no one will forget!

JS: No matter how hard we try!

AK: personally IM excited about this return!

JS: you would be. Its not even a return Stone has been here for like ever! The only plus side is they are on Evan's team!

MR: Well...the way I see it is that can go both ways. We all know that Evan does everything for himself...so he must have something up his sleeve!

JS: The only thing up his sleeve is his arm!

AK: I see where your comen from Max....I mean we saw Evan talking to Syphon earlier about LiGiL's match on HT! Syphon is favored to win that....Evan is just maken sure that NA title stays in his group!

MR: nonetheless, lets get right into action and GO TO THE RING!!!

Meygon: Ladies and gentleman this next match is for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Sizo tod and AWS Man!!! TEAM TAMPAX!!!

[There theme plays as Team Tampax make there way out with a box of tampons in there hand tossing them out to all the woman fans screaming "ITS THE END OF THE MONTH"]

Meygon: Introducing next the Team of Scott Stone and Tyler Johnson...PRIME TIME SOLDERS!!!!!

[There theme starts to play but no one comes out....Meygon looks confused as so does the ref! They stop playing the music....as the fans look around trying to figure out what's up...then all of a sudden the music plays again....but yet no one comes out....then all of a sudden "I am your Boogie Man" By White Zombie starts to play as the fans start to boo like nuts! Evan Levine makes his way out with a mic in hand]

Evan Levine: Team Tampax! IM sorry to inform you that I cannot find Tyler or Scott anywhere...I looked high I looked low....and I even looked in Strip bars....but I didn't find them anywhere....But then it dawned to me where they can be...I never looked BEHIND YOU!!!!!

[Team tampax turns around to get attacked by PTS]

DING DING!

MR: All 4 men are in the ring and on separate sides. PTS has control over the in ring action! Johnson is beating down AWS Man in the corner and Stone doing the same to Tod in the other! Stone yells out something as the two set there men up!

JS: See I told you!! I TOLD YOU!!! Evan is the smartest guy in the WORLD!!

AK: I wouldn't go that far!

MR: PTS take aim and send Team Tampax running right at each other....but Team tampax lock arms and turn around taken out both members of PTS!! The fans go nuts as Team Tampax take over the match! Tod picks Stone up and sends him into the corner. AWS Man does the same to Johnson....Team Tampax look at each other and AWS Man runs at PTS in the corner! BIG SPLASH!!!! Tod right behind AWS Man...nails another big SPLASH! PTS falls out of the corner as Team Tampax are in full control! AWS Man picks Johnson up and toss him to the outside and goes with him!

JS: OH no there not going to take this outside...COME ON EVAN HELP OUT!!

MR: Tod and Stone are alone in the ring as Tod picks up Stone. DDT!!! A cover! BUT THERES NO REF!!

AK: The Ref is out side trying to break up AWS Man and Johnson!

MR: Tod gets up and tries to grad the attention of the ref...As he does Stone gets up and nails Tod in the back...Tod falls back and Stone goes for a right. HE MISSES!! Tod locks up with Stone and sends him into the ropes....Tod goes into the other side and comes off hard...he misses the first time and goes to the other side...Tod comes off the ropes again and tries to close line Stone...But Stone slides under him as tod RUNS RIGHT INTO EVAN LEVINE WITH A CHAIR!!!!!

DING DING!!

JS: WHAT?

AK: The Ref saw it! HE CALLED FOR THE BELL!!

Meygon: here is your winner...TEAM TAMPAX!!

MR: Well looks like Evan coast the match for PTS....wait....Evan is telling Stone to go to the top....Evan is placing the chair on the head of Tod...STONE FROM THE TOP.....OH!!!!! LEG DROP OFF THE TOP ON TO THE CHAIR!!! TODS FACE MUST BE BROKEN!!

JS: Hey look Johnson has AWS Man pinned up in the corner! Stone grabs the chair as Evan orders him too...He gets out of the ring as Tyler holds AWS man down....Evan is screaming an order...I cant make it out!

MR: OH!!!!

JS: I made it out!

MR: Scott Stone just nailed as hard has he could the chair in the face of AWS Man....AWS Man is now bleeding! Fans we need to take a break will be right back with more MNM!

[cuts away]

MR: Well our next match is between two guys that are sure making a name for themselves here in the IWO as of late! It's the man Trent McFarlene and Samuel Potright with are special guest ref...

JS: VP EVAN!!

AK: Very very good JT!

('Mummified in Barbed Wire' by Cannibal Corpse begins to play..)

Meygon: Coming to the ring first from Chicago Illinois, he weighs 280 lbs. and stands at 6'4" tall!! He is the successor of Phelen Kell..TRENT MCFARLENE!!

('Here and Now' by The Ernies begins to play..)

Meygon: And his opponent from Salem Massachusetts, weight 207 pounds and stands at 6'2" tall, he is SAMUEL POTRIGHT!!

MR: Both men are in the respective corners, and this match is underway!!

*Ding, Ding, Ding!!*

MR: Ok!! Trent charges at Potright, but Potright ducks and delivers a weak right hand to Trent McFarlene! Potright grabs Trent and A DDT ON THE MAT! Potright with the pin!! 1.2.THR! NO! McFarlene just barely kicks out! And talk about a fast count!!

JS: Nooo! That was NOT a fast count! He's in a hurry, he has board meeting ya know!

MR: Oh yeah, and it seems as if the board has been getting along lately to right?

JS: So! That's all an act!!

AK: JT shutup your such an idiot!

JS: Ok, anything for you baby!

MR: Potright is no longer in the lead of this match as while our argument McFarlene got right up from the DDT and executed a power clothesline on Sam Potright! McFarlene now purely dominating this match as both men are outside and Potright just got thrown into the steel rail! And look at that cheater, VP Evan! He doesn't even know what to do!!

JS: He's confused! Any man that works for Jamie Kosoy shold be confused!!

MR: Whatever JT! But now McFarlene is pretty much putting Potright to death! He grabs Potright and connects with a piledriver on the concrete under the mats!! Potright is bleeding from the head!!!

JS: Oh c'mon Evan get this one back in the ring! ..... Alright finally some restored order here and Potright is hurt in the ring! VP Evan is now yelling at McFarlene telling him to cool it! McFarlene gets sick of it and grabs VP Evan by the neck!! But there's Potright behind him with a chair! McFarlene quickly let's go of Potright and turns around and a kick to the stomach of Potright, the chair drops and a PEDIGREE ON THE CHAIR ON SAMUEL POTRIGHT!!

MR: The pin!! 1..2..........

VP Evan: Ouch my arm! Damnit I think I pulled a muscle shit!

MR: Damnit to hell! What is this shit!?!?

JS: Are you dumb!?! VP Evan pulled a muscle!!

AK: WAIT! TRENT MCFARLENE GRABS VP EVAN!! HE'S GONNA POWERBOMB HIM ONTO THE MAT!! AND HE DOES! VP EVAN IS OUT COLD!!

MR: McFarlene turns around only to be nailed by a chair by Samuel Potright!! Potright is pounding away on McFarlene as the crowd start's to boo!! Potright doesn't know what they are booing at but we can see VP Evan tryin to get up! Potright goes over to Evan and helps him out but Evan pushes him away and tells him to go after McFarlene..Potright is telling him he doesn't understand him!

JS: Oh turn around Potright you idiot!! McFarlene is up!!

AK: AND TRENT NAILS HIM WITH HIS FINISHER THE EDGE CUTTER!! Potright is out!! VP Evan get's up and see's what is happening!! He doesn't know what to do!! He waves his hands in the air but Trent doesn't know what's going on!! Trent gets up and grabs VP Evan by the shirt, and he is threatning him with his life!!

JS: But wait!! Here comes his backup!! LiGiL, Evan Levine, Scott Stone and the returning Tyler Johnson are all on there way to the ring!! They all hop in as Trent was about to hit VP Evan with the Edge Cutter!! LiGiL nails Trent with the North American Title, LiGiL brings him up and connects with the Palindrome!! Trent is out! But wait, Scott Stone jumps off the top rope and connects with the Senton Bomb!!

MR: Also known as "Stoned"!! Tyler Johnson now fighting for the first time in months grabs Trent McFarlene and connects with a inverted DDT! Evan Levine with a Frog Splash off the top rope!! And they put Sam Potright on top of Trent, VP Evan turns around and the pin!! 1..2.3!!! WHAT A RIP OFF!!

Meygon: Here is your winner, SAMUEL POTRIGHT!!

MR: I can't believe this! Trent was screwed out of a victory!!

JS: What are you talkin about!?!?! That was all fair!!

AK: Fair!?!?! It was 6 on 1!!!

JS: Oh well. The more the marrier!!

MR: Ugh, let's move on!! Fans will be right back

[cuts to a PPV promo]

[As MNM comes back on the air we see Meygon in the ring......She is reading some cards before the next match...as she does, Discord comes running from out of the crowed and into the ring! Nails Meygon in the back of the head as 1 ref comes running down]

DING DING!

MR: Fans welcome back to MNM.....this woman's match were unsure if its even a title match but....from the looks of things its a match!

JS: YES PUPPIES!!!!

MR: Discord picks up Meygon and grabs her by the hair! OH she flings Meygon by her hair to the other side of the ring! The fans are going nuts as Discord jumps on Meygon and starts to smack the hell out of Meygon!

AK: This is so demeaning!

JS: But a shit load of fun to watch!

MR: WAIT LOOK!! TARA!!! Tara runs out from the back and into the ring. She grabs the hair of Discord and slams her head on the mat! Tara now jumps on Meygon and starts to smack her! Discord gets back up and pushes Tara off of her!

JS: CAT FIGHT!!

MR: Discord gets back on Meygon and starts to slap her again....Tara gets back up and pushes Discord off again! This time Discord gets up and starts screaming at Tara! Tara gets up and right in her face! THERE STANDING EYE TO EYE!

JS: RIP HER SHIRT OFF!!! TAKE IT OFF!!!

AK: Shut up you sexist pig!

MR: Tara slaps Discord!! Discord falls back but gets right up and back in the face of Tara....now Discord smacks Tara who falls back...as she turns around Tara SPEAR!!!!!! SPEAR!!!! TARA SPEARS DISCORD!!! Tara and Discord are now rolling all over the ring!!! The Ref cant keep order! WAIT!!! ROB ROIT!!! Rob runs to the ring and jumps over the two woman and right to Meygon! Meygon tries to run but Rob grabs her!!

Rob: IM GOING TO WIN ME A TITLE!!!! YES!!! THIS RULES!!!

JS: TAKE HER SHIRT OFF DAMN IT!!!

MR: Rob pulls Meygon back...DDT!!! MY GOD HE JUST DIDNT DDT A WOMAN!!!

JS: I think he did Jim!

MR: Discord and Tara stopped fighting and saw what Rob did!! They now both get up and jump on Rob....Tara on the back and Discord trying to take his legs out from under him!! OH LOW BLOW!!! Rob falls to his knees as Tara and Discord are all over him!!

JS: ITS A MANS WORLD!! YES!!!

MR: Rob gets back to his feet and falls on his back taken Tara out! With him lying down Discord jumps on him....Rob then pushes her off and gets to his feet! Discord runs at him...SPINE BUSTER!!! DISCORD IS BROKEN IN HALF!!! My God!! All 3 woman are out cold!

JS REALLY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THEM!!

MR: Rob looks around at what he has done......

Rob: Hey...there only woman!

MR: Fans we need to take a break will be right back.......

JS: WOMAN!!! MUST HAVE WOMAN!!

AK: Will someone give him a cold shower!

[Cuts to the back were we see VP Evan sitting at his desk laughing at what just went down! Then all of a sudden Commish Ford walks into the room]

VP Evan: Can I help you...ummm.....ummmm

Commish Ford: Ford...Commish Ford!

VP Evan: Oh yea that's right...what do you want?

Commish Ford: I want you to start booking better matches...THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!

VP Evan: huh?

Commish Ford: This place is nothing more then a mad house....my show HT is perfectly runned and I get things done....maybe its time for you to step aside!

VP Evan: Ok first off...THIS IS MNM MY SHOW!! WHERE DO YOU GET THE RIGHT TO TAKE MY SHOW!!

Commish Ford: IM THE COMMISH!

VP Evan: IM THE VP!! meaning im the BOSS!!

Commish Ford: Your not the boss of me....I answer to one man...William!

VP Evan: You mean VP William...the VP that hasnt been around for about 2 months...Ford...GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

Commish Ford: I don't have to go...IM the Commish!

VP Evan: You ant shit on my show....SO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW!!

Commish Ford: Make me!!!

VP Evan: OK............COPS!!!!

[2 cops walk into the room]

VP Evan: escort Mr. Ford here to his car and make sure he leave the building for the rest of the night!

Cops: Yes sir!

Commish Ford: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!!!

VP Evan: IM afraid I just have.....Have a Nice Day!

[Ford is taken out of the room by the cops as Evan leans back in his chair and smiles]

JS: WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE?

AK: I think Evan just took more power!

MR: I don't know fans we need to take a break will be right back with more MNM!

[Cuts to black]

MR: FANS WELCOME BACK TO MONDAY NIGHT MWLTDOWN!!! WE HAVE ONE HELL OF A MATCH
FOR YOU NEXT!!!

JS: Hell...HAHAHA!!! FACE IT…THIS MATCH IS GONNA SUCK!

AK: ...this is going to be a good match...none of your crap!!

JS: HAHAHAHA! I get paid for my crap!

MR: Fans...tonight the US title is on the line when Mike Extreme and Cyanide
go one on one to see who is the best man!! I for one cant wait to see this!

(Higher by Creed plays as Mike Extreme comes from the back. )

Ring Announcer: From Chicago, Illinois…weighing as 325 Ibs…The current IWO
United States Champion…MIKE…EXTREME!!!

(The crowd boos. Then Big Night Out by Fun Lovin' Criminals plays over the
speakers and is met with a pop. )

Ring Announcer: From Canterbury, New Zealand…weighing 315 3/4 Ibs…The
challenger…CYANIDE!!!

(The two are in the ring and Cyanide gets a boot to the face. )

AK: Extreme strikes first blood with the boot to Cyanides face.

JS: Extreme picks up Cyanide…suplex on Cyanide…Cyanide is doing absolutely
nothing here…

MR: Extreme laying some boots to the down Cyanide. He turns his back to the
crowd and starts flipping people off!!! Cyanide is getting up…

AK: Cyanide was playing possum. He is right behind Extreme…Extreme turns
around…

MR: Super Kick to Extreme…Extreme is backing up…he is not on the mat!!!

JS: Cyanide runs at Extreme…Spear Tackle!!!

AK: Cyanide with the cover…

ONE

TWO

THR-Kick out

JS: Extreme kicked out with ease…

MR: Extreme is taking so vile punches to the head by Cyanide!

JS: Amazing man, Extreme doesn’t even know what the hell hit him…he is not
reacting to the blows to the head.

AK: Cyanide picks him up and throws him into the ropes…Cyanide runs into the
ropes…and is met with a vicious clothesline from Mike Extreme!

JS: Jesus, those punches didn’t hurt him!

MR: Look at Cyanide, he gets right up! He is standing and laughing at
Extreme. Extreme spits in the face of the Cyanide!

JS: There goes your respect Cyanide!

MR: Cyanide is temporarily blinded, and Mike Extreme throws him into the
corner, Extreme runs toward the turnbuckle and jumps…my god…he is going to
crush Cyanide!

AK: Cyanide moves out of the way! EXTREME COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE
TURNBUCKLE!

MR: Cyanide now with the advantage. Cyanide stomps at the down Mike.
Cyanide picks him up and hooks him up…snap-suplex.

JS: Extreme just got thrown back by Cyanide…how?!?!

AK: Lucky son of a bitch!

MR: Cyanide continuing the assault on Extreme…who is feeling the effects of
the suplex. Cyanide grabs Mike for a headlock…and will punches Extreme on the
temple multiple times.

JS: Cyanide is being ruthless…and the fans are loving it…everything Cyanide
does…they cheer on the top of their lungs!

MR: Cyanide lets go of the headlock, Extreme falls right back…Cyanide into
the ropes…and jumps!

AK: Elbow drop across the chest of Extreme…COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THR..

MR: Damn…Extreme kicks out! He has gotten his ass kicked most of the match!

AK: Extreme is still down!

JS: That does not stop Cyanide…Cyanide starts stomping at the head of
Extreme!

MR: Extreme is being dominated…Cyanide picks up Extreme…and hooks him up…

JS: EXTREME HEADBUTTS CYANIDE…CYANIDE GOES DOWN HARD!

AK: Cyanide is busted open…Jesus…Extreme must have a thick skull!

MR: Extreme grabs Cyanide and pulls him off the ground…throws him into the
corner and pulls Cyanide up the ropes…they are both on the top
turnbuckle…Cyanide seems out of it…Extreme sets him up for a…a…FATE OF THE
DAMNED….MY GOD! HE WOULDN’T!

AK: He signals to the crowd…he is going to do it!

MR: FATE OF THE DAMNED…OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JESUS CHRIST…EXTREME IS GOT
THIS ONE DONE! COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

JS: EXTREME WON!

MR: NO HE DIDN’T…CYANIDE KICKED OUT…HOW HE DID…I AM NOT SURE…

AK: Lucky son of a bitch!

MR: Extreme has lost it! He is angry…he is yelling at the ref!

JS: It was a slow count!

MR: NO IT WAS NOT!

AK: YES IT WAS!

JS: HOW DOES IT FEEL!

MR: Damn…

AK: Dumbass!

MR: Cyanide gets up kind of off balance…he grabs Extreme at the waist…GERMAN
SUPLEX…FROM THE CYANIDE!

JS: Extreme is getting beaten up a bit here…

AK: Cyanide goes to the outside…he grabs a chair…what is he doing…that
cheating bastard!

MR: Cyanide has the chair…he slides it to the ring…and Extreme gets it!

JS: Cyanide is dead!

MR: Cyanide gets in the ring…Extreme swings at him…and
misses…kick…X-FACTOR…ON THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR ON MIKE EXTREME!

JS: WHAT A F’N REVERSAL! EXTREME’S FACE IS BUSTED UP!

AK: Damn…Extreme is going to lose a lot of blood!

MR: Extreme is down…there is blood all over the seat of that steel
chair…Cyanide rolls him over and COVERS!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

JS: EXTREME GETS A SHOULDER UP!

MR: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE…HE HAS TO BE IN A HELLUVA OF A LOT OF PAIN!

AK: He is the IWO World Champion…he is nuts!

JS: Both men are getting up! EXTREME WITH THE CHAIR!!!

MR: HE CRUSHES THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE HEAD OF CYANIDE…THE HEAD IS BENT…AND
CYANIDE IS DOWN!

JS: HE HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE IMPACT OF THE CHAIR!

MR: DAMMIT!!! EXTREME WITH THE COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

MR: KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT!!! MY GOD WHAT A PUSH!!!

AK: Cyanide is superhuman!

MR: Cyanide is trying to get up…but falls back down…the CENTER OF THE IWO
RING HAS CYANIDES BLOOD SMEARED ALL OVER!

JS: Extreme goes to the top turnbuckle…he is going for an elbow drop!

MR: Extreme slashes his throat with his finger…he is aiming at Cyanides head!
My god!

JS: He jumps…he has the range…he…

AK: MISSES?!?!

MR: Extreme misses with the elbow drop…he hits the chair though…and he is in
a lot of pain!

JS: Look at Cyanide…he is looking at the crowd as he gets up…they are going
crazy!

MR: Cyanide is climbing the top turnbuckle…he jumps…HE IS GOING FOR A LEG
DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE! IT CONNECTS! COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

JS: KICK OUT!

AK: GO EXTREME!

MR: OH DAMMIT…CYANIDE WAS ONE TENTH OF A SECOND AWAY FROM BEING IWO UNITED
STATES CHAPION!

JS: Cyanide is looking amazed at the down Extreme…he is thriving in pain is
Extreme!

MR: Cyanide picks up Extreme…he puts him in powerbomb position…POWERBOMB!
CYANIDE POWERBOMBED THE CHAMPION!

AK: COME ON MIKE!

MR: CYANIDE GRABS THE LEGS OF EXTREME…AND PUTS HIM IN A SHARPSHOOTER!
SHARPSHOOTER ON MIKE EXTREME!

JS: VERY FEW MEN ESCAPE THAT! CYANIDE IS GETTING A DEEPER SEAT IN THAT
SHARPSHOOTER…BLOOD IS COMING FROM EXTREMES HEAD!

AK: Extreme is going to lose consciousness!

MR: WAIT…EXTREME IS FIGHTING FOR THE ROPE…HIS ARM IS EXTENDED!

JS: HE IS SO CLOSE!

AK: JUST A LITTLE MORE EXTREME!

MR: HE GIVES A HEAVE OF DESPERATION…HE GRABS THE ROPE! HE GRABS THE ROPE!
HE BREAKS THE HOLD!

JS: JESUS GOD! EXTREME BREAKS THE HOLD!

AK: Extreme is too good to make submit!

MR: Cyanide throws Extremes legs down…he begins to stomp away at him again.

JS: This must be Cyanides night…he is fighting for his wife it seems!

MR: Cyanide now picks up Extreme…he throws him down with a scoop slam!

AK: Come on Mike Extreme! You have to beat Cyanide…get your ass up!

JS: Cyanide picks him up again…he grabs him by the waist…belly to belly
suplex!

MR: Extreme is down…Cyanide runs into the ropes…leg drop on Mike Extreme…the
fans go crazy!

JS: Cyanide goes to the top turnbuckle…and signals to the crowd…he is going
for a body splash!

MR: He is going to hit…MY GOD…EXTREME GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR…HE PILEDRIVER!
JESUS CHRIST!

AK: He played possum…

MR: I would not say that…Extreme is visibly limping…that sharpshooter had its
effect on Mike!

JS: Let’s get to the match!

MR: Extreme picks up Cyanide…he lifts him for a military press…HE MILITARY
PRESSES CYANIDE OUT OF THE RING!

JS: THAT’S WHAT THE FANS CAME TO SEE…A MATCH OF AT THIS LEVEL!

AK: Extreme is kicking Cyanide’s ass!

MR: Extreme exits the ring…and goes to the outside…he picks up Cyanide and
pulls him toward us!

AK: Extreme slams Cyanide’s head into our announce table! Cyanide just looks
at him!

MR: CYANIDE GRABS EXTREME’S HEAD AND THROWS IT INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

JS: CYANIDE CLIMBS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE…AND HAS EXTREME…CYANIDE SETS UP EXTREME
FOR HIS OWN FINISHER…

MR: CYANIDE LIFTS HIM…FATE OF THE DAMNED…FATE OF THE DAMNED…THROUGH THE
TABLE…ON MIKE EXTREME!

JS: EXTREME IS BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH!

AK: NO!

MR: CYANIDE IS PUMPED…HE HAS THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE…HE IS GOING THROUGH HELL
FOR THE PRIZE!

JS: HE PICKS HIM UP!!!

MR: CYANIDE GOES FOR A HAYMAKER ON EXTREME…EXTREME GRABS THE FIST OF CYANIDE
AND GIVES HIM A HIPTOSS!

JS: EXTREME PUTS HIM BACK IN THE RING…AND HE THROWS CYANIDE INTO THE ROPES!

AK: EXTREME GRABS CYANIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING…FATE OF THE DAMNED!!!
FATE OF THE DAMNED!!!

JS: COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE..

MR: KICK OUT!!! CYANIDE IS NOT GOING TO LOSE TONIGHT…EXTREME IS GOING TO
HAVE TO KILL CYANIDE TO SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND HIS TITLE!!!

JS: EXTREME IS GOING AFTER THE REF!

AK: Damn ref…what the…

JS: EXTREME GRABS THE REF AND GIVES HIM A FATE OF THE DAMNED!!!

MR: HE IS GOING TO GET HIMSELF DQ’ED! THE REF IS OUT! THIS GAVE CYANIDE ALL
THE TIME HE NEEDED TO REGROUP…EXTREME TURNS AROUND…DARKSIDE OF THE MOON!!!
DARKSIDE OF THE MOON!!! THIS THING IS OVER…BUT CYANIDE GOES DOWN TO THE MAT
ALONG WITH MIKE!!!

JS: THIS IS OVER…COME ON REF…END THIS THING…DQ MIKE!

MR: CYANIDE IS down…BUT HAS THE LOCK…BUT THERES NO REF!!!



MR: MY GOD…CYANIDE IS GOING TO BE THE IWO UNITED STATES CHAMPION!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

JS: WAIT…EXTREME KICKS OUT!!! HE KICKED OUT OF IT…AND CYANIDE LETS GO OF
HOLD!!!

MR: Extreme and Cyanide get up at the same time…they are both visibly
injuried…and start hitting each other with lefts and rights!

AK: This match is even…and we have gone this far!

MR: Cyanide has the advantage again…he hooks up Extreme for a suplex…and
falls back…the crowd is nuts!

JS: Cyanide goes to the outside…and goes for something under the ring…

AK: CYANIDE IS GETTING A DAMN TABLE OUT!

MR: OH GOD!!!

JS: HE SLIDES IT UNDER THE RING…AND ENTERS THE RING!

MR: He begins to set it up right by Extreme…Extreme is trying to get up…but
is met by a boot!

AK: Extreme is in a predicament here!

MR: The table is set up…Extreme is down…and Cyanide is pointing to the crowd!
THIS IS HIS MOMENT!

JS: HE PICKS UP EXTREME…HE IS GOING TO SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE TABLE…

AK: EXTREME WILL NOT MOVE! EXTREME USES HIS STRENGTH AND THROWS CYANIDE THE
OTHER WAY!

JS: EXTREME IS GOING TO WIN IT NOW…HE IS SHINING BRIGHT IN THE END!

MR: Extreme picks up the down Cyanide…and Powerbombs him...

AK: This is the first time I will say that a Powerbomb from Extreme is a good
thing!

JS: EXTREME COVERS!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

MR: KICK OUT! EXTREME USED A LOT IN THAT POWERBOMB!

JS: MY GOD! EXTREME AND CYANIDE ISGOING TO GO DOWN TO THE WIRE!

MR: WHOEVER HITS THE NEXT BIG MOVE IS GOING TO WIN THIS DAMN THING!

AK: Extreme gets up as does Cyanide…both men look battered and beaten…but
they are not done…

MR: Cyanide now with the advantage!

JS: Cyanide is punching at the beaten Mike Extreme!

AK: Come on Mike!

MR: Cyanide is not giving in! He keeps up with the punches!

JS: Extreme is like a punching bag right now!

AK: DO SOMETHING EXTREME!!!

MR: CYANIDE HITS A RIGHT HOOK ON EXTREME!!!

JS: THIS AIN’T BOCING…BUT CYANIDE JUST KNOCKED THE TASTE OUT OF EXTREMES
MOUTH!

AK: DAMMIT EXTREME!!!

MR: EXTREME IS DOWN! CYANIDE RUNS INTO THE ROPES FOR AN ELBOW DROP…

JS: THIS IS IT…

MR: HE IS GOING TO…NO…EXTREME IS UP AND SETS UP CYANIDE FOR THE FATE OF THE
DAMNED!!! HE MOVES TOWARD THE TABLE…FATE OF THE DAMNED!!! FATE OF THE
DAMNED!!! FATE OF THE DAMNED!!! THREW THE DAMN TABLE!!! EXTREME COVERS!!!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE



Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNER…AND STILL IWO UNITED STATES
CHAMPION…MIKE……..EXTREME!!!

[Cuts to a break]

JS: Next up we've got a huge Main Event as the team of Evan Levine and IWO World Champion Rob Kestler will take on Psycho Jay and Chris Davidson.

MR: This should be a good match, however Psycho Jay may be at a disadvantage due to Davidson's recent spiritual changes. He refuses to fight back against anyone!

AK: It's nice to take a stand against violence like that, but not when your a preofessional wrestler!

MR: Exactly

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 554 pounds, here are.........PSYCHO JAY AND CHRIS DAVIDSON!!!!!!

("Divine" by Korn blasts as Psycho Jay steps onto the ramp. Davidson is carried down to the ring on a platform by midgets in robes.)

AK: Jay looks disgusted.

JS: Who could blame the guy, his partner is practically a monk.

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of.........

(The mic cuts off as the ring announcer's head is violently humped by Psycho Jay. Jay picks up the mic.)

Psycho Jay: I don't give a fuck what they're combined weight is, just get your asses out here right now so I can shove my boot up them!

("Stayin Alive" by Ozzy Osbourne blasts as Evan Levine and Kestler come running down the ramp....well more like Levine as Kestler is timidly walking towards the ring with Cassie.)

JS: What is Kestler's problem? He's the world champion!

MR: I guess he's afraid because Jay's been calling him a poo head a lot recently.

AK: Well Levine hits the ring and Jay puts the boots to him immediately.

JS: Davidson is meditating in the corner! Jay picks Levine up and sends him to the ropes. Huge clothesline from Jay. He pulls Levine up again and scoop slams him. Jay is heading up to the top ropes!

MR: It's too early for that! JAY MISSES WITH AN ELBOW DROP ATTEMPT! Kestler's finally on the apron now and Levine is stomping Jay. Levine picks him up and whips him to the ropes, SPINEBUSTER! Levine bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across Jay's throat. The cover, 1..............2..............KICKOUT!

AK: It's much too early in the match for a pin.

MR: Evan picks Jay up again and takes him down with a vertical suplex. Levine reaches to tag Kestler....Kestler reluctantly tags in!

JS: Kestler goes over to Jay and slaps him! On the hand!?!

MR: Now Kestler steps on Jay's toe as he's getting up. Jay levels him with a roundhouse right! Kestler's down. He tries to crawl out of the ring, but Jay drags him back by his leg, flips him around and drops a headbutt on his crotch! Jay falls back hard holding his head!

JS: Kestler's pulling something out of his pants. A STEEL CUP! He smiles at Cassie.

Cassie: That a boy! Way to protect your valuables.

AK: Look at that silly grin on kestler's face! He's so in love.

JS: He's so WHIPPED!

MR: Now Kestler turns back to Jay and starts weakly poking at him with his foot. Jay grabs Kestler's leg and leg whips him to the canvas. It seems like kestler's joking around as usual but Jay means business. Jay picks Kestler up, sends him to the ropes....SHOULDER BREAKER! Now Jay is booting Kestler in the ribs!

JS: They don't seem like playful kicks. He's lifting Kestler off the ground with them. Now Jay pulls Rob up by the head and plants him with a DDT. Jay turns to tag in Davidson, but he's knitting?

AK: My grandmother knits quilts.....a fully grown man should not!

MR: Jay shakes his head in disgust and turns back to Kestler who is holding his head and curled up in the fetal position.

JS: This is all mind games from Kestler, nobody can be that dumb and wussy.

AK: Kestler claims he is....or he plays the part well.

JS: Psycho jay seems to be getting annoyed with Kestler's antics. Jay picks him up and nails him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Kestler is hurt and Levine is calling for the tag. Kestler is reaching for it, but Jay leap frogs Kestler and nails Levine with a forearm! Now Jay hops to the top ropes.......MISSLE DROPKICK ON KESTLER! He covers, 1..............2...................SHOULDER UP!

AK: That's a nice move from a big guy like Jay.

MR: I know the whole ring side area shook with that one. Jay can't believe Kestler kicked out though. Now he picks Kestler up over his shoulders and nails him with a running powerslam! Jay is heading up top again! KNEE DROP OFF THE TOP ROPES RIGHT ON KESTLER'S FACE! Jay covers again, 1...............2................KICKOUT! Kestler kicked out.

JS: Now that's the will of a world champ right there. Jay gets up and waits for Kestler to stand. Jay is begging Kestler to hit him. Kestler is shaking the cobwebs out.

MR: KESTLER NAILS JAY! Kestler cracked Jay with a right and he's now rocking him with lefts and rights! Jay stumbles back into the ropes and Kestler clotheslines him to the outside. Levine comes around and joins Kestler in stomping Jay. Davidson is still not doing a thing! Levine is taunting him.

Levine: HEY DAVIDSON! Your friend Mr. T is nothing but a cancer ridden SUCKA!

AK: That seemed to have gotten Davidson's attention. Levine turns back to Jay though.

JS: DAVIDSON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF LEVINE'S HEAD! THAT KNOCKED EVAN FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!

MR: Levine's busted wide open after that! I can't believe Davidson did that. But wait.....Davidson is checking on Levine. After he just busted him open?

JS: Davidson is very spiritual you know, he probably feels bad.

AK: But Evan never should have bad mouthed Mr. T. I pity the fool who does that.

MR: Now we've got a comedian out here. Kestler just rolled Jay back into the ring. Kestler shoves Jay's head between his legs...he's going for the call from beyond! He hooks Jay's arms......NO! Jay reversed it onto a back body drop! Now Jay knocks Kestler down with a runing clothesline! Kestler gets back up and Jay nails him with a one handed faceslam! Jay picks Kestler up.....BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Jay picks him up again, pumphandle slam!

AK: jay is on fire!

MR: Yes he is. Now Jay gets Kestler up in a torture rack....and slams him face first!

JS: Wait, what's Levine doing? He's motioning to the back. HOLY SHIT! HERE COME SCOTT STONE, TYLER JOHNSON AND LIGIL!! They hit the ring and go after Jay! Jay's trying to fight them off but the numbers are getting to him. Jay stumbles towards Stone......SUICIDAL TENDANCIES(rock bottom)!!!

AK: That revenge for Stone after Jay said all those nasty things about him earlier tonight.

MR: Yeah and after Jay beat his ass last week on HT!

JS: All three men are laying into Jay as Davidson is just sitting on the apron praying for the souls of Stone, Johnson and Ligil. Wait a second!

("Mummified in Barbed Wire" by Cannibal Corpse plays as Trent McFarlane comes out with a barbed wire baseball bat!)

MR: McFarlane is here! He's got a Barbed Wire Bat!

JS: Trent hops onto the apron and blasts Stone in the back of the head with the bat! Stone's down! Trent hops the ropes and lays one across the stomach of Tyler Johnson, then smacks Ligil in the face with it! Mcfarlane slams the bat across Tyler Johnson's back and kicks him out of the ring! Here comes Levine....he ducks a swing from McFarlane and tries to grab the bat but hurts his hands. Now McFarlane pulls back and hits Evan right over the head with it! McFarlane is taking Levine up top......EDGECRUSHER(michinoku driver off top ropes)!!!!!!! Levine is done!

MR: This is unbelievable! McFarlane just took 4 men out with that illegal object! And the ref still hasn't called for the bell!

AK: Well 3 out of the 4 guys aren't even in the match, plus this is the IWO! The refs aren't the brightest!

MR: McFarlane is now leaving the ring and pointing to Commish Evan who is up in hi skybox going berzerk. All that are left in the ring is Psycho jay, Kestler, Levine who is out cold, Scott Stone and Ligil who are bleeding profusely. Psycho jay is getting to his feet along with Kestler. They lock up and Jay shoves Rob to the corner. kestler elbows Jay in the head and Jay stumbles back. Kestler hops to the second turnbuckle and nails Jay with a flying clothesline!

JS: Jay is fighting on the inside while Davidson is lighting up some incense on the apron. Now Davidson's waving it around like they do at funerals.

AK: Kestler goes to whip Jay into the ropes, but Jay reverses it. Kestler bounces off the ropes.......

JS: OH MY GOD! DAVIDSON JUST INADVERTANTLY SMACKED KESTLER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT INCENSE BALL! KESTLER STUMBLES FOWARD AND JAY LOCKS HIM UP WITH A DEATH PENALTY GRIP. JAY SPINS AND SLAMS KESTLER TO THE MAT WITH A SPINNING DEATH PENALTY!! HE COVERS, 1.....................2.......................THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

MR: JAY WINS IT! JAY AND DAVIDSON WIN IT! PSYCHO JAY PINNED THE WORLD CHAMPION! With the help of Davidson's "accidental" head shot with the incense ball! What a match!

AK: Oh no! Now Jay's......

JS: He's humping Kestler's head!! Now Jay's humping Levine's head! He's humping Scott Stone and Ligil's heads at the same time! No! Cassie jumps onto the apron! Jay grabs her by the hair! He's gonna do it! Jay;s gonna hump Rob Kestler's girlfriend's head!

MR: Jay flips her into the ring.....he's about to do it! NOOOO! Kestler just dropkicked Jay in the back of the head and sent him out of the ring. Jay goes to get back in, but Levine, Stone, Ligil, and Johnson are all up and in the ring now.

AK: Jay is walking away down the aisle with Davidson, who is begging for forgiveness from Kestler.

JS: Jay and Kestler are just staring at each other. Kestler actually seems mad!

MR: Well would you want your former best friend sticking your girlfriend's head between his legs?

JS: No, but I'm sure if my ex was Ashley then she wouldn't mind....

*SMACK*

MR: Folks we're outta time. Tune in next week for Monday Night Meltdown!

Fin