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[The scene opens with a hart beating...then a flash of the IWO banner....
their is another hart beating and it starts to get faster as the IWO banner
flashes again and again. Then all of a sudden there is a strike of lighting and the
IWO banner shows up on fire. The IWO Symbol then melts into the MNM banner and fades into the dark as the scene then cuts into the Mellon Arena and a sold out crowed of over 30,000 people on there feet. The camera view then changes to the ramp as Pyro and fireworks start to go off!!! The camera then starts to go over the fans with signs in there hands. One reads. 'Wheres the Rap?' Another one reads.
'I AM BETTER THEN BOODA!' Next to that there is a sign that says. 'Jamie is not a nazie he just looks like one!' The cameras then cut to MR, JS, and AK.]

MR: FANS WELCOME TO MNM!!!! WELCOME TO THE IWO!!! WE HAVE ONE HELL OF A SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!

JS: Hell...HAHAHA!!! This show should be in hell!

AK: Not tonight...this is going to be a good show...none of your crap!!

JS: HAHAHAHA! I get paid for my crap!

MR: Fans...tonight the NA title is on the line when Stone and LiGiL go one on one to see who is the best man!! I for one cant wait to see that!

AK: Well Max...I think that this one is going to be different. In the last few weeks we have seen both men working togeather and working for Evan Levine...so its hard to tell how things will go with that!

JS: Also tonight we will have VIAGRA once again defend the IWO Tag titles! My god will they ever lose the belts?

MR: Not if they keep facing the same people over and over they wont!

AK: Lets not forget the fact that God is on tonights card!

JT: Personally I want to see Evan vs. God.... that way Evan can prove to the world he really is better then GOD!!!

MR: Fans we need to take a break will be........

{Suddenly "Divine" by Korn plays Psycho Jay walks out to the ring. Rob Kestler is sitting in the audience with a sign that says "Who booked this crap?!" Jay gets into the ring as ET hands him a microphone...}

Psycho Jay "Thanks ET. I loved you in that movie or whatever you did."

{ET makes his finger glow and tries to touch Jay. Jay jumps back...}

Psycho Jay "Sorry kid, but just because my name rhymes doesn't mean I swing that way. You are a sick, sick 7 year old."

{ET walks away sad because he can't touch Pyscho Jay. Rob Kestler holds up a "Where is Kurgan?" sign. Psycho Jay giggles and then gets all psycho and shit yo...}

Psycho Jay "I'm out here for one reason. The week before Mall Brawl I was screwed out of winning my match against Al Coholic for the title. Of course I could have beat him but previous to the match I was receiving head from Stacy Valentine and Asia Carrera and as such my stamina was slightly depleted and damn it, I was going to get another title shot anyways as the rules dictated. But for some reason, after Rob won the title, I have not yet received my match."

{Rob Kestler holds up a "My other car is a gun" bumper sticker...}

Psycho Jay "Either Rob is ducking me, the board is plotting against me, some of both, or Rob is just a poo head! I just say, where's my match! It was promised to me this week on Hostile Leftover! Rob, the Main Event is open. Let's do this!"

{Kestler stands up in the audience...}

Kestler "Only if we can order pizza afterwards and talk about boy stuff!"

Psycho Jay "Only if we get to play Candyland too!"

Kestler "And then we can throw toys around and make microwave s'mores!"

Psycho Jay "And then we can watch old tapes of Amos and Andy and giggle!"

Kestler "Sweet! Lets wrestle for the title!"

{The fans pop as "HTML Fuehrer" by The Lichensteinians blasts through out the arena. The midget clone of Hitler dressed as Kaizer Kosoy walks out...}

Jamie/Hitler "Not so fast Psycho Gay who is gay! I, the CGI wizard and all around chick magnet, Jamie Kosoy says that the match WON'T happen! I'm not going to let you face Rob Kestler for the title EVER because I don't want him to lose the belt for some reason that I don't know and I know the you know that if Rob faces you he will lose the title because I know that you know that Rob knows that everyone knows that Rob is not as good as you so I don't want him to lose the title! So HA on you!"

Psycho Jay "What are you going to do to stop the match? Just stand there and be small?"

Jamie/Hitler "NO! As Fuehrer of the IWO I am going to make you EARN your chance to kick Rob in the head and become champion. In order to win your shot at beating him you must face ME in a match! It's so simple that even you should understand the premise. You win, you face Rob at the Pay Per View, I win, you don't and Rob spends the Main Event at the Pay Per View teaching everyone how to cross stitch. I'm so confident in my CGI wrestling script that I will even let YOU, Psycho GAY pick the match we will participate in! Any match at all! Just pick your FAVORITE match!"

{Psycho Jay goes to speak but is cut off as the PA system cues up an audio tape from Hostile Leftover...}

Psycho Jay (replay) "...a make your opponent into a taco match, we're on."

{Noise is heard in the background once again...}

Outlaw (replay) "OWWWWWW! IT'S A SMALL HITLER! THAT GETS 2 SHOTS, RIGHT TO THE POOPER!"

{The PA is restored back to the mics...}

Jamie/Hitler "There you have it! We will face off in a make you opponent into a taco match! See ya Psycho GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! HAHA!"

{The midget runs off giggling as Psycho Jay throws the microphone to the ground and make sure no 7 year olds try to touch him with glowing fingers as he leaves the ring...}

MS: Well....ummmm...ok then!!

JS: Got to love that Nazie!

AK: Right....well Jamie were sorry for maken you look like a fool!

JS: IM not!

MS: Fans will be right back!

[Cuts to a PPV Promo]

MR: This is our first match of the night, God (from IML2) will take on AWS Man (Also known as Bill)

JS: This should be interesting.

AK: Both of these men, though, are a bit rusty. God hasn't wrestled for a few months, and AWS Man (Also known as Bill) has been stranded in the Mojave desert for a while.

MR: Tonight, we'll see wich of these two men have the least "ring rust".

{Trumpets start playing the music of God as Godd makes his way to the ring with Jesus Christ.}

JS: Wow, look how dignifying they look.

{"Yapapa Yapapa" The theme to the Anime: Ranma 1/2 starts to blare throughout the arena.}

MR: What the hell is this?!

JS: Look, Team Tampax! Schitzo Tod and AWS Man (Also known as Bill)!

AK: They are short Gen Andrew...

JS: Who cares, these guuys are funny! Did you see the old grannie! (laughing) it blew me away!

AK: JS, calm down..

MR: The crowd is cheering for these guys, I don't know why, but they are..

JS: The Insane One is in the ring! And, oh look- Tod is coming our way!

{Schitzo Tod sits down next to JT}

JS: Hey Tod!

Schitzo Tod: Hello there JT, Greg... And hello to you, Nikki.

AK: Hi.

MR: The bell had been rung. This match is underway!

JS: So Tod, what happened after you guys ran away?

Schitzo Tod: We were chased by the old ladie all the way to "Uncle Phillie's Noodie Bin and Bait Shop."

JS: Wow-

MR: JS, there is a match going on here...

JS: Right. So Tod-

AK: JS, Match, now!

JS: Oh, yes ma'm. Anything for your cun-

AK: Don't say it! Or I will slap you!

MR: I don't know if you two have noticed, but God is very strong. He's been punching away at AWS Man (Also known as Bill) who has been sitting there.

Schitzo Tod: Ack! God is making a fool of my good budyy! And tag team partner! HOLD ON IN THERE BUDDY!

AK: So Tod, don't you have a match tonight?

MR: HEY! A match is taking place right now!

AK: Sorry Max, I just want to have a nice chat with our guest...

MR: Whatever. God, still punching away at The Insane One.

AK: Well Tod?

Schitzo Tod: I think I do, but I'm not sure.

JS: Don't worry Tod, if you don't win the TV title tonight maybe Andrew does, you'll be able to fight him on Friday.

MR: This is pointless, God is steal beating the crap out of AWS Man (Also known as Bill)... Wait a second! It's Time Warnaer! They've got some paper!

JS: God predicted this would happen!!

God: Thy must shoo, get out of thy way of thou!

Schitzo Tod: That's it Buddy! He's distracted!

MR: Oh, The Insane One just rolled god into a cover!

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JS: Yes! AWS Man (Also known as Bill) has kicked God's ass! He's better then God!

Schitzo Tod: By guys, see ya tonight Nikki!

{Tod takes off the headset and Nikki blushes.}

MR: What an odd win!

::The scene fades in with Trent McFarlane and Harlequin jumping out of the black Thunderbird. Both men look dog tired from the driving and constant manuevering to stay away from the Tucci brothers.::

Harlequin: What are we doing now?

Trent: We're going to go have a little talk with one VP Evan. Now lets go.

::Suddenly from behind them two Italian men, the Tucci brothers, hitmen extraordinare', speed up in a car and come to a hault.::

Vinney: YA FUCKIN' DEAD MCFARLANE!

Trent: AW SHIT!

::Harlequin and Trent take off inside of the arena as quickly as they can. With the Tucci's hot on their tails.::

Trent: Harlequin...at the end of this hall...you veer left...I'll veer right...and we'll come back in and nail them!

Harlequin: This isn't football like high school!

Trent: Just do it!

::As Trent said the two veer to either side confusing the Tucci brothers. Trent meanwhile crouches as he turns, picking up a board from off of the floor. Harlequin and Trent come back in attacking both Tucci's.::

Trent: TAKE THIS YOU COCKSUCKER!

::Trent winds back with the board as hard as he can and swings it down across Vinney Tucci's face. Blood flies from Vinneys mouth as Trent flies into him from sheer velocity. Both men hit the floor. Meanwhile Harlequin and Mike Tucci have broken into a fist fight.::

Harlequin: AAAAAAAAAhAHAAHAAHAHA!

Mike: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Harlequin: HEY! Thats what my mom always asks me!

::Harlequin bum rushes Mike into the concrete wall and to the ground. Mike takes him by the head and throws him off and into a table that is crushed underneath Harlequins weight.::

Mike: Crazy fuckin clown!

Harlequin: HEY YOU BITCH! YOU MADE ME BREAK THE SNACK TABLE! I RUINED THE FUCKING CHEETO'S! I LOVE FUCKING CHEETO'S!

::Harlequin picks up the bowl the Cheeto's were in and hits Mike Tucci in the head with it knocking him to the ground. Harlequin jumps on his stomach and begins shoving Cheeto's in his mouth.::

Harlequin: YOUR LUCKY CHESTER CHEETAH ISN"T HERE OR HE WOULDN'T BE SO FORGIVING!

Trent: Ah shit!

::Vinney lunges in with a direct swing that nails Mcfarlane in the stomach, Trent bends over from the impact and takes a double axhandle to his back for it.::

Vinney: Now ya fuckin dead. An' I don't care who see's it.

::Vinney pulls from his leather coat a 9mm and points it at the fallen McFarlane who tries to stand up immidiately.::

Vinney: See you in hell.

::Suddenly from behind Harlequin comes bashing the back of Vinney Tucci's head. This sets the gun off, with the bullet grazing Trents leg, taking some flesh with it. The blood gushes out as Trent drops to the floor in pain.::

Trent: FUCK! HARLEQUIN DAMN IT!

Harlequin: Hey I took him down didn't I?

::From each direction runs Arena security aswell as armed policemen. They immidiately drop and cuff both Tucci brothers and that course of events takes its place.::

Officer: Mr. McFarlane we'll need a testimony from you of the even-

Trent: Later...I have some business to take care of.

::We are standing inside of VP Evans small makeshift office. Evan is sitting at his desk watching on a monitor, the events that just took place.::

VP Evan: DAMN IT!

::Suddenly through the doors busts a limping, and beaten Trent McFarlane. Evan jumps out of his seat.::

VP Evan: Get out of my office!

Trent: No.

::Trent walks up to the desk and leans forward, right in to VP Evans face.::

Trent: Your not going to get rid of me you corrupt asshole. So I suggest you just deal with the fact that I am here. And I WILL bring the IWO board back to its glory days. And theres nothing you can do about it. Any more attempts like this, and I won't just be warning you like I am now. Next time you won't leave this room unless its in a body bag.

VP Evan: Is that a threat?

Trent: It’s a promise.

VP Evan: Yeah well get the fuck out of my office and go earn me money son! Your match is next, so get out there and get your ass kicked!

::Trent stairs down Evan and walks out of the room with Harlequin following shortly behind him. They are in the hallway now.::

Trent: I appriciate all your help Harlequin.

Harlequin: Hey, I always enjoy a good scuffle. Its not as fun as beating off...but hey....its different.

Trent:.....yeah. Well hey...I'm heading out to the ring. Match time.

Harlequin: You should get that bandaged up.

Trent: Nah...I'll be fine. Just a flesh wound.

Harlequin: Fuckhead. Anyway...I'm gonna go eat some of the Cheeto's off the floor over there then go home. Thats one thing I miss about the IWO...the free snacking foods! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

::Harlequin trots off gleefully. Trent gives a smile, takes his shirt off and begins to walk up to the entrance way for his introduction. The scene then fades out::

[Cuts to a break]

MS: Fans welcome back to MNM...this is going to be one hell of a match we got comen up next!

JS: Your damn right...the Phelan Kell wanabe Trent...is going to get his ass kicked by Mike Extreme!

AK: I don’t think so!

JS: HHHHHHHH.....Ashley you just don’t get it do you?...You don’t!

AK: All im saying.....

JS: SHHHHH!

AK: But....

JS: SHHHH

AK: Al.....

JS: SHHH!

AK: Ma....

JS: nock nock!

AK: Whos there?

JS: SHHHH!

MR: Ok before we get out of hand here....lets just go to Meygon and get this match on the way!

Meygon: Coming to the ring first our challenger from Chicago Il he is a
young blood here in the IWO so far. He weighted in at 280 pounds and stands
at 6 feet 4 inches tall here he is Trent McFarlane.

(as the audio turns onto 'Mummified in Barbed Wire' by Cannibal Corpse as
out of the back walks Trent McFarlane as he walks into the ring he jumps
through the ropes and has a spring in his step tonight)

Meygon: Now coming to the ring he is a former IWO Extreme Champion and he is
the current IWO United States Champion he weighted in at 325 pounds and
stands at 6 feet 9 inches tall he is also from Chicago Il here he is Mr.
Mike Extreme!!!

(as “Higher” by Creed plays over the audio system Mike Extreme comes out of
the back looking ready for action as Mike gets into the ring he begins to
warm up pumping up another sweat)

Max Riot: Well this is going to be one hell of a match new comer Trent
McFarlane taking on the IWO US Champ in a one fall battle. This is a non
title match from what I understand!

Jason Storm: Yes that is right Max a non title match between these two.
And there is the bell and we are under way.

DING

DING

DING

Ashley Keller: As Trent and Mike lock up in the center of the ring. Trent
is trying to throw around Mike but you just don’t do that to a former
Extreme Champion.

Max Riot: Hell no Mike Extreme is one of the best in the IWO today and for
Trent McFarlane to do this is a complete joke he is showing his rookie
colors once again. There is Trent with a side head lock but Mike throws
Trent off of the ropes clothesline by Mike Extreme and Trent hits the mat
hard.

Jason Storm: Mike is going right for the kill he has Trent up in a
piledriver he hits it Extreme with a cover…….

1………2………..KICK OUT!!!

Jason Storm: Mike should know it is way to early to get a pin here even
against Trent.

Ashley Keller: Trent is back to his feet and he hits Extreme with a
clothesline and he is beginning to stomp away at the head of Mike Extreme.
Trent is going to the top rope nooo it is way too early in this match for
that kind of a move I cant watch.

Max Riot: And Trent in on the top and there he goes Frog Splash onto
Extreme and that may have broken a couple of ribs in Extremes rib cage.
Trent is right back up to his feet and he throws Extreme to the out side not
a smart move Extreme owns the outside of the ring here in the IWO.

Jason Storm: But so far Trent has been looking way better than Mike Extreme
in this match. Trent is going to the top and he comes down on Extreme with
a double axe handle of the head. Extreme hits the floor hard and Trent has
the ring bell……..off of the head of Extreme and Mike is cut and he is
bleeding all over the place.

Ashley Keller: And Trent is heading this one back into the ring now with
the very bloody Mike Extreme. Trent throws Mike off of the ropes and a
running bull dog onto him I don’t know how much more Mike Extreme cant take!
This one could very well be over. I think it is……….

Max Riot: Trent is getting Mike Extreme ready for his finisher Trent is on
the top rope and there it is the Edgecrusher a top rope Michinoku Driver
onto Mike Extreme and Trent with the cover and here comes VP Evan to try and
stop Trent from winning the match!!!

1…………………2………………………..3…………………..

Jason Storm: It is over VP Evan didn’t run down in enough time to stop the
match and Trent McFarlane is our winner lets go to Meygon for the official
announcement.

Meygon: And you winner of the match Trent McFarlane!!!!!!

[As the match comes to an end the scene cuts to the back were we see Tara and Discord at the food cart getting food]

Tara: So your still with Evan are yea?

Discord: Yea...I know how to keep him happy!

Tara: What you talken about bitch! I sure has hell ant no hoe like you!

Discord: Oh no you did not just go there...you did not just call me a hoe you hore!

[Tara picks up a peace of jello and smushes it into the face of Discord!]

JS: YES CAT FIGHT!!!!

AK: Looks more like a food fight to me!

[Discord...screams as she poors soda all over Tara!..The two now jump on each other and start going nuts all over the food cart!]

JS: CAT FIGHT YES!!! LETS SEE SOMETHING YES!!!

[Discord pulling the hair of Tara is pulled off of her by the refs as Commish Ford walks into the shot]

Commish Ford: YOU TWO WANT TO FIGHT? Well do it in the ring damn it!! Stop waisting all of this good food!

[fans laugh as Commish Ford eats a peace of cake off of Discord]

Commish Ford: MMMM....good food! Now, this is what we will do. You two in the ring one on one the winner gets a womans title shot at the PPV with Meygon!

[Fans cheer]

Commish Ford: Now go get cleaned up!

[Discord and Tara walk away to get ready]

MR: Well fans looks like we have yet another match for MNM!!

JS: Yea this one I will watch!!! PUPPIES!!! YES!!

AK: God......its going to be a long night!

MR: Fans will be back with more MNM right after this!

[Cuts to a break]

Ak: Our Next Match is for the number one contendership of the North American title.

MR: That’s right, and it’s between Nicholas Kain and Syphon Fission.

JS: Oh, big deal! I’m going to sleep!

AK: Whatever JT...

{Disturbed’s "Stupify" begins to play as Syphon Fission makes his way to the ring with a mic.}

Syphon Fission: Now, I didn’t bring Carman out here tonight, becasue I don’t want her to witness what I do to Kain. Kain, I’m putting everything into this match. Tonight I will bleed, and sweat. Kain, you will bledd and sweat more because I will win this, and I will wear you down!

{Undying love by Nos begins to blare throughout the arena as Nicholas Kain steps onto the ramp way. He looks tot he crowd, then runs into the ring. Kain and Fission stare each other down as the crpwd cheers.}

***DING DING DING***

MR: Things have just gotten underway. Kain, starting off strong, is punching away on Syphon Fission!

AK: Nichols Kain, sending Fission into the ropes, but Oh! Fission coundered with a clothsline to Kain!

JS: *snore*

MR: Syphon Fission with a standing elbow drop to Nicholas Kain, and- Oh! What a powerbomb! Syphon Fission now whipping Kain into the- no, Kain reversed it and just whiped Fission back into the ropes.

AK: Nicholas Kain with a dropkick to Syphon Fission! What a match!

MR: Nicholas Kain is capitolizing, and now he’s climbing up the turnbuckle, and he jumped for the splash but Syphon Fission rolled out of the way!

JS: *snore*

MR: Both men are now lying on the ground, whoever gets to the feet the quickest, will have the advantage...

AK: The ref is counting, and Syphon Fission just managed to pick himself up!

MR: Fission is dragging Kain out of the ring! He’s bringing Kain to the crowd barrier! OH MY! FISSION JUST BUMPED KAIN’S HEAD ON THE CROWD BARRIER! KAIN IS BUSTED OPEN!

AK: Syphon is trying to do it again, but Kain reverses!

MR: Kain, with a back elbow to the face of Syphon Fission! They’re exchanging punches, and now they’ve made it back into the ring!

AK: Wait, it’s MDK! MDK’s come to the ring and he’s talking to the ref!

MR: OH NO! LOW BLOW TO SYPHON FISSION! KAIN IS RUNNING TOWARD THE ROPES! MOONSAULT!!! THE COPVER BY KAIN!

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MR: SYPHON FISSION JUST KICKED OUT OF THE MOONSAULT!

AK: Kian can’t believe, he goes for another cover!

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KICKOUT!

MR: ANOTHER KICKOUT!

JS: *snore*

AK: This is amazing!

MR: OH! SYPHON BACK ON HIS FEET WITH A PUNCH TO KAIN!

AK: Syphon Fission just kneed Kain and- OH! Pedigree!

MR: Syphon Fission hits the Pedigree and the cover!

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MR: Syphon Fission has won the match! What a match!

AK: We have a new number one contender for the North American Title!

JS: *Waking up* What? Who? Where?

{Stupify plays as the ref holds up Syphon Fission’s hand in victory. All of a sudden Kain gets up and nails Syphon in the back of the head...Kain then gets out of the ring and picks up a chair]

JS: Im feling much better

MR: Kains got a chair...come on now the match is over...cant we just move on?

AK: Kain gets into the ring and waits as Syphon gets to his feet! OH!!!!!! Kain took Syphones head right off!!!

MR: The Refs hit the ring as Kain yells to Syphon!!....Fans we need to take a break will be right back with more MNM!

[Cuts to a HT promo]

MR: Well, it's time now for our tag team matchup between the World Tag Team
Champions, High Flyer and Tony Davis against the team with the most
impressive losing streak in the IWO, The Spaz Event.

JS: You know, despite the fact that Spaz has been here since last spring and
Sullivan has been here for a couple of months, The Spaz Event look like they
could one day take over the spot of being the top tag team in the IWO. Team
VIAGRA should have their hands full tonight.

AK: I disagree, The Spaz Event are no where near the talent of VIAGRA. High
Flyer and Tony Davis have way too much experience on The Spaz Event. The
Spaz Event need to start off smaller if they are going to win any matches
here.

MR: Well let's just watch and see. Here come the Spaz Event! Spaz and Steve
Sullivan have marched down to the ring. "Twist of Cain" by Danzig blasts
through the speakers as Spaz stands in the ring with The Cactus.

JS: Why does he bring that damn cactus with him??

MR: I dunno. He has never brought it to ringside before. Maybe this is some
sort of good luck jesture.

AK: Now, here comes the REAL team! Team VIAGRA just charged down to the
ring. High Flyer and Tony Davis slide into the ring and attack The Spaz
Event from behind!

DING DING DING!

JS: High Flyer sends Sullivan to the ropes and hits him with a
spinebuster. The Spaz Event have already started off on the bad leg by
turning their backs on VIAGRA. High Flyer picks up Sullivan and pulls of a
belly-to-belly suplex. Sullivan is getting his ass whooped!

MR: Here's the tag to Tony Davis. Davis comes in. High Flyer and Tony Davis
deliver a double suplex on Steve Sullivan. Spaz tries to get in but the ref
is holding him back! GET OUTTA THE WAY REF!

AK: Let the ref stay there! The Spaz Event wanted to learn what tag team
wrestling is all about. They are learning the hard way and are learning from
the best.

JS: High Flyer has gone to his corner now. Davis picks up Sullivan and sends
him to the ropes. He lowers his head! SPINNING NECKBREAKER BY SULLIVAN! WHAT
A MOVE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! Davis is out! Sullivan is out! The ref is
counting!

MR: Sullivan gets an arm across Davis. The ref counts....

ONE

TWO

NO! Kickout by Davis! The Spaz Event almost had it won!

AK: That's the closest they'll ever get to winning a match against VIAGRA!
Both men are struggling to get to their corner. Davis is crawling and
reaching for High Flyer....ANNNNNDDD TAG IS MADE!! IN COMES HIGH FLYER!!

JS: Davis is charging after Sullivan who is stretching for the tag...he
DIVES! HE MADE THE TAG! AND HERE COMES SPAZ! High Flyer charges at him but
Spaz ducks and turns him around...CHINBREAKER! Here comes Davis now, Spaz
catches him with a huge powerslam! Spaz is cleaning up Team VIAGRA!

MR: Sullivan has come back into the ring now. Spaz picks up Tony Davis and
sends him to the corner. Sullivan charges at him and nails a big splash!
Davis goes down.

AK: Spaz is signalling for the Event Horizon! Something The Spaz Event have
never pulled off since they made their debut at Gold and Glory! Sullivan
picks up High Flyer and puts him on his shoulders.

JS: WAIT A SECOND!!! HERE COME THE DEVASTATORS!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT
HERE??

MR: Devon Dice just picked up The Cactus at ringside. Spaz doesn't see them!

AK: YES! DICE JUST HIT SPAZ WITH THE CACTUS!! THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE
BELL!! WHAT THE HELL?!

JS: Dustin Dachey has tripped Sullivan causing him to drop High Flyer! Why
have they come out here?!

MR: Wait a second, here comes Tony Davis charging at The Devastators! Davis
swings his chair but both men duck out of the way and slide out of the ring!
VIAGRA JUST HELPED THE SPAZ EVENT!

AK: But do you know what this means?? THE SPAZ EVENT WIN!! Their first
victory in the IWO! It was by DQ but they won! They are now guarenteed a
shot at the world title! Spaz is looking at Davis and High Flyer. He walks
away from them as he helps Sullivan to his feet and drags him away!

JS: What an upset! I can't believe it! Just goes to show what patience can
do for a team. But why did the Devastators attack The Spaz Event? Were they
helping them or trying to make them lose?

MR: Yeah yeah, let's get on with our next match already!

MR: Fans were back with more MNM…..and this next match is something I think no one saw coming!

JS: CAT FIGHT!!!

AK: NO ITS NOT!! It’s a woman’s match for #1 contender ship!

JS: Like I said….CAT FIGHT!!

MR: Well….oddly enough both of these woman are or were close at one point! So only time will tell!

JS: I bet Meygon is going to be interested in this match seeing that she is the woman’s champ!

AK: Good point…IM willing to get that Meygon will keep a good eye on this match!

MR: Speaking of Meygon lets go to her and get this match on the way!!!!

Meygon: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is for one fall and if for the IWO Woman’s #1 contender ship match! Introducing first from Philly PA! Standing 5’4” and weighting in at….Well she wont tell! SHE IS TARA!!!!

[“Wild Wild West” by Will Smith starts to play as the fans somewhat cheer as Tara makes her way to the ring!]

Meygon: AND HER APPONET……From Death Valley…..Arkansas…standing 5’6” and weighting in at.. well she wont tell either! SHE IS DISCORD!!!!

[“I am Your Boogie Man” by White Zombie plays as the fans give major heat! Discord walks out alone and gets right into the ring]

JS: Well…..Cow Boy Dick’s presents IWO Audom in Hell…live September 30th from the sold out Civic Arena!

MR: Let me tell you AIH in looking to be a great card so far. Commish Ford is going one hell of a job!

AK: Yep…we hope it will match the great job done for Heatstroke!

JS: Suck up!
DING DING!

MR: Well this match gets on the way and both woman run at each other….OH SPEAR BY TARA!!! Discord is out as Tara gets right to her feet! Tara walks over to the side of the ring and yells something to Meygon his is just sitting there! Tara then turns around and gets a drop kick from hell over the top by Discord!

JS: YES!!!

MR: Tara roles back into the ring as Discord is there to meet her! Discord sends Tara into the ropes but puts her head down and Tara comes off punting her head into the stands!!! MY GOD DISCORD MIGHT BE OUT!!

JS: NO IT CANT END LIKE THAT!

AK: Tara is taken far too much time as she stands over Discord! Tara leans in to nail the last punch….NO!!! DISCORD GRABED TARAS BACK LEG AND ROLES HER UP FOR THE 1…….2…..NO!!! Tara kicked out!

JS: YES!

MR: Discord gets to her feet at the same time as Tara…The two lock up and Discord pushes Tara down to the mat hard! Tara gets right up and locks up again…This time Tara sends Discord into the ropes! Discord comes off hard and right at Tara…..NO!!! Discord slides under Tara’s legs and gets right up…..YES TWIST OF FATE!!!! TARA is out!

JS: NO RIP HER TOP OFF!!

AK: Discord is saying its all over as Tara roles to the side of the ring trying to get away from Discord Discord walks over and leans in….NO!! TARA uses Discords own weight to push her out of the ring and to the outside! The fans are going nuts!

MR: Tara gets up and picks Discord up with her! Tara sends Discord into the gard rail right next to Meygon! Tara walks over there picks up Discord and DDT!!! SHES OUT! Tara now looks over to Meygon and is saying something!

JS: OH no….not another one!

AK: Meygon and Tara seem to be in a very heated talk! WAIT NO!! Discord is up and runs at Tara….TARA GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND DISCORD HIT MEYGON!!! MEYGON IS DOWN!

MR: Discord turns around and ducks the right from Tara….and Conceptual Perfection!! THAT’S EVANS MOVE!! RIGHT ON THE MAT TOO! Discord picks Tara up and roles her into the ring….She goes for the cover…the ref is down to make the count…1………………..2……….NO!!! MEYGON!!!!

JS: YES!!! MEYGON IS PULLING DISCORD UP BY HER SHIRT AND……AND….ITS RIPPING!!! WAIT….WAIT….YES PUPPIES!!!

AK: NO!!! Discord lost her shirt…and she is now in the middle of the ring with a brawl on! Discord covers up as Meygon nails her down! Tara is up and jumps on the back of Meygon as the fans are going nuts!

DING DING!

MR: What the bell? OH…..The ref is tossing this one out!! But the woman wont stop….The Ref rings the bell again but they wont stop….more refs come down to break up the fight!

JS: I KNEW REFS WERE GOOD FOR NOTHING!

MR: Well….im guessing this match was a no contest. SO Fans will be right back with more MNM right after this!

[Cuts to a break]

MR: Welcome back to Monday Night Meltdown! Our next match is the Television title battle royal between 10 IWO wrestlers. This title was recently vacated by Joe Johnson during his retirement!! Those participants are..Lance McNally, Nighthawk, Schitzo Tod, Wiggey D, Cyanide, Rob Riot, Multi-Colored Mofo, Chris Davidson, Andrew and the infamous EYE SUK!!

JS: You suck what? Everyone knows what Nikki' suck's!!

*SLAP*

AK: Pervert!!

MR: Well all 10 guys are in the ring and we are ready to start this one off!!

JS: Wait Cyanide wants to speak!!

Cyanide: Ladies and gentleman, I'm sorry to dissapoint you but I am now withdrawing myself from this battle royal.. I have more important things to do..good luck suckers!

Eliminated: Cyanide

*Ding, Ding, Ding!!*

MR: And the match is underway!! Wiggey D and Multi-Colored Mofo start it off!! Wiggey grabs Mofo and whips him to the ropes, Mofo bounces off and Schitzo Tod nails Mofo and Wiggey!! But here comes Rob

Riot and he nails Schitzo Tod!! We move to Eye Suk and Andrew who are going at it!! Eye Suk grabs Andrew and throws him into the corner, but Andrew ducks and flips Eye Suk right over the top rope!! And Eye Suk goes flying and he is eliminated!!

JS: Already!??!?!

Eliminated: Eye Suk

MR: I'm afraid so JT..

JS: Damn it to hell!!

AK: Look at Lance McNally and Nighthawk going at it!! Nighthawk with big lefts and big rights but McNally can't do nothing about it!!

MR: Nighthawk grabs McNally and a body slam!! He grabs McNally and is about to throw him over the top but McNally blocks!! And here comes Multi-Colored Mofo and they both duck and Mofo flies right over!! But he hangs on!! Now McNally and Nighthawk are trying to stomp Mofo out off the apron so he eliminates himself!! And he is hanging on.. one hand falls and he's trying to hang on by one hand!! They stomp and stomp.. and he finally falls off!! Multi-Colored Mofo is outta here!!

JS: NOO!! THE MOFO IS GONE!!

Eliminated: Multi-Colored Mofo

MR: Now we move to Rob Riot and Wiggey D who are going at it! Wiggey grabs Riot and flips him onto the mat and executes a leg drop! Riot stomping away on Wiggey!! Riot picks up Wiggey and whips him into the corner.. Riot runs but Wiggey moves and Riot goes head first into the turnbuckle!! Here comes Chris Davidson who is barely even sweating!!

JS: What a pansy. this guy I cannot stand!!

AK: I don't think many people can stand him.. he doesn't even try!!

MR: Well I disagree with the two of you. .ok Davidson grabs Riot and scoops him up and slams him to the mat!! Wait look!! Lance McNally is about to get eliminated by Schitzo Tod!! But McNally goes between the two ropes, CHEAP SHOT ON TOD! Mc Nally grabs Tod and throws him over the ropes!! Schitzo Tod is a goner!!

Eliminated: Schitzo Tod

JS: Too bad.

MR: Shutup!!

JS: C'mon McNally!!

MR: And look over there!! Rob Riot has Chris Davidson and he throws Davidson over the ropes!! Davidson is gone!!!

Eliminated: Chris Davidson!!

MR: Look at Andrew!! What a fighter he is!! He has been in the middle of just about every fight!! Wiggey D and Nighthawk are fighting. Wiggey grabs Nighthawk and wait..Wiggey trips over Nighthawk's foot!!

And the both go flying over the ropes credit to Andrew he drop kicked the two of them in the chest at the same time!!

Eliminated: Nighthawk and Wiggey D

AK: AMAZING!!

JS: That's what I say when you bend over baby!!

*Smack*

MR: It's between Lance McNally, Rob Riot, and Andrew!! McNally and Andrew lock up as Rob Riot is just waiting.. Riot waits as Andrew slams McNally to the mat!! Riot comes over with a big clothesline and knocks Andrew down!! Riot is pounding away on Andrew but he forgets about Lance McNally!! McNally up, grabs Riot and A POWERBOMB!! HE PICKS HIM UP AGAIN!!

JS: HE IS GONNA POWERBOMB HIM ON THE OUTSIDE!! AND HE DOES SO!!! ROB RIOT JUST GOT POWERBOMBED TO THE OUTSIDE FROM THE INSIDE OF THE RING!!

MR: Andrew is up! McNally is telling Riot to get out of here.. Andrew turns McNally around and throws him over the top!! McNally is hanging on by one hand!! But here comes Cyanide!!

JS: What in the world??

AK: Oh geeze! Look at the smile on his face! What's behind his back!?!?!

MR: Andrew makes McNally fall and Andrew is the new TV Champ!!

Eliminated: Lance McNally!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner.. AND NEWWWW IWO TELEVISION CHAMPION!! ANDREWW!!!

MR: Wait Cyanide is in the ring!! He has a taser!!

AK: TURN AROUND ANDREW! OH MY GOD!!

JS: ANDREW JUST GOT SHOCKED WITH THAT TAZER!! AND CYANIDE IS STILL SHOCKING HIM!! HAHA!!

MR: And what disrespect. .Cyanide spats on the belt and walks out with a HUGE smile on his face!! And I thought he didn't want this title!! Argh! We need to take a break will be right back with more MNM

[Cuts to a break]

MR: Well fans, here tonight on Meltdown it's gonna be the match beyond all
matches. It will pit the reigning North American Champion, Scott Stone
against the challenger and number one contender, LiGiL. This is LiGiL's
chance to get back in the game right here.

JS: How do you figure LiGiL should be number one contender. The man has not
been around forever and all of a sudden he comes back and thinks he deserves
the shot? C'mon! This is bullshit.

AK: But when LiGiL came back several weeks ago, he beat Sam Potright as well
as Nicholas Kain, who I might add is getting a shot at the title at the PPV

so there. Since LiGiL beat the number one contender, he should be the number
one contender.

JS: Ah whatever.

MR: Any predictions?

AK: LiGiL, he's back and has a vengeance. He wants that NA Title more than
anything and he won't let anything stop him.

JS: Scott Stone's gonna win cuz he's worked to hard to get that North
American title and nothing's gonna stop him from keeping it.

MR: Well let's go to the ring with this 3 cage NA Title match.

(Scene cuts to Meygon standing in the middle of the ring with the three
cages surrounding the ring.)

*Ding Ding*

Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is for the IWO North American
Championship! Coming to the ring first.....

("Suffocate" by Finger Eleven plays as LiGiL walks out from the back. The
pyro goes off all around him as he looks around the crowd.)

Meygon: He is the former IWO US Champion....weighing in at 254 lbs. and
standing 6'4" tall, he is the Veteran Killer.....LIGIL!!!!!!!!!!!

(LiGiL comes to the ring and walks through the door of the cage. He jumps
inside the ring and hops up on the top turnbuckle and raises a fist to the
crowd.)

Meygon: And his opponent....

("Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit plays as Scott Stone walks out from the back
with the NA Title over his shoulder and the pyro goes off at the
entranceway.)

Meygon: Weighing in at 247 lbs. and standing 6'4" tall, he is the reigning
IWO North American Champion....he is Scott Stone!!!!!!!!!!!

(Scott Stone hands the belt to the ref who takes it to the top cage and
hangs it by a hook. Stone walks through the door and gets in the ring and
looks at LiGiL.)

*Ding Ding*

MR: Both men are staring each other down here. LiGiL makes the first move
and locks up with Stone. He pushes him back into the corner and the hold is
broken. Stone comes out of the corner. He and LiGiL lock up again and this
time Stone gets an arm drag on LiGiL. LiGiL hops back up though and sweeps
the leg out from under Stone. Now LiGiL picks up Stone and sends him into
the turnbuckle. LiGiL runs in and goes for the clothesline but Stone moves
out of the way!

JS: Now Stone takes LiGiL and sends him into the ropes. LiGiL comes back and
Stone catches him with a spinebuster slam! Stone now starts to pound away on
LiGiL, but LiGiL monkey flips Stone. LiGiL is now up and he clotheslines
Stone. LiGiL climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Stone to get up. He
jumps off the top and nails a flying clothesline on Stone! Now LiGiL takes
Stone and sends him over the top to the outside.

AK: LiGiL doing a great job here.

MR: LiGiL now runs to the ropes and comes back and fly’s over the top rope
onto Stone! LiGiL is seriously taking it to the limit here. LiGiL picks Stone
up and whips him into the cage, but Stone reverses it and sends LiGiL into
the cage! Now Stone comes in and nails a reverse bulldog on LiGiL! Stone
picks LiGiL up and grabs him by the head. He picks him up and nails a
brainbuster on LiGiL!

JS: Now Stone goes and grabs a ladder that is under the ring and slides it
under the bottom rope. He goes and picks LiGiL up and runs him into the
ring post. Stone now takes LiGiL and rolls him in the ring. Stone climbs on
the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off and nails a top
rope legdrop on LiGiL!

MR: Stone is up and he takes the ladder. He sets it up in the middle of the
ring under the door to the second cage. Stone begins to climb.

AK: But LiGiL is starting to get up.

JS: Well Stone is noticing this....and he is going to dive off on LiGiL. He
jumps but LiGiL catches Stone and turns it into a powerslam! What a
move!.....I hate it.

MR: Ah shut up. Well now LiGiL is climbing the ladder himself and he is
opening the door to the second cage. Stone has gotten up and is climbing as
well. LiGiL pulls himself into the second cage and is taunting Stone to come
in.

AK: Well Stone pulls himself in but LiGiL cuts him short and starts to stomp
away on him! LiGiL picks up Stone and runs his head into the cage. LiGiL now
DDTs Stone right into the cage!

MR: What a fight being put on by these two competitors.

JS: Well now LiGiL is trying to reach the top cage, but Stone grabs the foot
of LiGiL and pulls him down. He now takes LiGiL and powerbombs him onto the
metal! Ouch! Stone then from there locks on a texas cloverleaf on LiGiL.
Stone leans back and puts all his strength into the hold!

MR: Well now Stone is reaching for the top cage and he manages to open the
door. If Stone gets into this cage he will be one away from regaining his
title. He begins to pull himself into the cage but LiGiL grabs the legs of
Stone. Stone is kicking LiGiL in the head though and manages to knock him
away. Stone has made his way to the top cage. LiGiL is not far behind
though. He grabs onto the cage and pulls himself in. Stone stops LiGiL and
nails a double axehandle on the back of LiGiL! Stone takes LiGiL and
attempts to run his face into the cage, but LiGiL blocks it and runs Stone
into it!

JS: Now LiGiL executes a double underhook suplex inside the top cage and
leaves Stone for dead. LiGiL walks out of the door of the top cage and
climbs to the top of the three cages. I can't believe it! He's about to win
the NA Title!

AK: But wait a sec! Stone is up and he is climbing the cage as fast as
possible.

MR: Well LiGiL is reaching for the title but Stone low blows him from
behind! Now Stone takes LiGiL and he's gonna go for the Suicidal Tendencies!
He attempts it but LiGiL nails an elbow to the back of the head of Stone.
Now LiGiL puts Stone on his shoulders and.....PALINDROME OF THE TOP CAGE TO
THE FLOOR!!!!!! WHAT A F*CKING MOVE!!!!!!!!1 OH MY GOD!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE
OUT COLD!!!!

AK: Can you believe what we just saw!?

JS: I sure as hell can't.

MR: Well now LiGiL is moving barely but he's going to start climbing the
cage.

AK: Stone is moving as well.

MR: Well LiGiL is now starting to climb the outside of the bottom cgae and
Stone is not far behind him. This match has been unbelieveable.

JS: Well LiGiL has made it to the top of the first cage and has started
climbing the second cage and now Stone is just pulling himself over the
first cage.

AK: Who will make it to the top first?

MR: Well LiGiL is struggling now and seems to be out of energy and that's
giving Stone a chance to catch up. Both men are about even now and are
almost on top of the second cage. They have both reached the top of the
second cage and are climbing the third cage going for the belt........they
reach the top cage and start reaching for the belt, but they stop each other
by starting a fist fight. They are throwing punches back and forth on each
other! Who will win this match? They both reach for the belt and grab it and
now they are fighting over it! Who will get it?

JS: But look at the entranceway! It's Evan Levine!

(Camera cuts to Evan Levine.)

Evan: Now, now. Remember the plan!

(Stone and LiGiL look at each other and smile. Stone lets go of the belt and
shoves it towards LiGiL. They both embrace and taunt the crowd.)

MR: Oh my god! LiGiL has done it! He is the new IWO North American Champion!
And now Evan is climbing the cage and is celebrating with Stone and LiGiL!
They're all in cahoots!

*Ding Ding*

Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEW....IWO North American
Champion......LiGiL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JS: I can't believe it! LiGiL, Stone, and Evan fooled us all and Stone
practically handed LiGiL the title! Why?!

MR: Yea, but still, LiGiL earned the thing. He put a damn good fight as did
Stone. This was one hell of a match! Fans we'll be right back!

(Scene cuts to commercial as it shows LiGiL holding the North American title
standing with Stone and Evan.)

[Cuts to a break]

MR: We've got an impromptu main event for you now folks!

AK: Going into the night we had no clue what the Main Event would be, but now in a book-on-the-fly move, Psycho Jay will take on the midget Jamie Kosoy/Hitler clone that has been dictating to Rob Kestler recently.

JS: Earlier tonight in a confrontation Psycho Jay was conned into wrestling in his least favorite match. The Midget Hitler Kosoy challenged him to a match of his suggestion....then the clip from Hostile Takeover played where Jay mentioned a "Make your opponent into a taco" match.

MR: I think Jay's gonna make short work of this Jamie Hitler Dwarf.

AK: Was that a little person joke?!

MR: It wasn't meant to be, but it'll work.

JS: I have to agree I don't think anyone is gonna be cheering for that midget clone thing.

(Camera cuts to a small section of the crowd where Rob Kestler is sitting with a "Jay sucks poo" sign.)

JS: Well......maybe one person. And remember if Jay somehow loses to this midget clone Hitler Jamie thing, he'll lose his title shot at Autumn in Hell!

AK: That Cassie girl is really changing Kestler, he and Jay used to be inseperable.

MR: That sounds a bit fruity to me.

JS: You never know, like many other people have said, Psycho Jay rhymes with "gay", so that may have a hidden meaning.

AK: That's the dum.....

(Just then "Twist" by Korn blasts as Vincent comes out from the back and marches right to the announcer's table.)

Vincent: FUCKING GET THE MOTHER FUCK OUT OF VINCENTS FUCKING WAY WHORE UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO MOTHER FUCKING BLOW VINCENT'S MASSIVE COCK AND SHIT!

AK: Excuse me?!?!

Vincent: FUCKING YOU HEARD ME COCKSUCKING WHORE, EITHER MOTHER FUCKING GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DEEP THROAT VINCENT'S MOTHER FUCKING PENIS OR FUCKING HIT THE ROAD BITCH ASS TWAT!

AK: Screw you!

*SMACK*

*SMACK*
*SMACK*
*SMACK*
*SMACK*

(The first slap was Ashley smacking Vincent, unfortunately the next 4 slaps were Vincent knocking out Kellar, Riot, Storm and a fan in the 5th row with his gigantic schlong. Vincent grabs a head set and sits down at the announcer's table.)

Vincent: FUCKING THOSE MOTHER FUCKING COCKS ARE ANNOYING AND SHIT. FUCKING VINCENT CAN TAKE THE MOTHER FUCK OVER. FUCKING ANNOUNCE THIS SHIT!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a special "Make your Opponent into a Taco" match! Introducing first......stabnding at 6'8" and weighing in at 320 pounds, from South Philadelphia.....here is............PSYCHO JAY!

("Divine" by Korn hits as Jay walks down the ramp. He grabs a mic and gets into the ring.)

Psycho Jay: Listen up. Kestler, I don't know if it's Evan's dick up your ass or that bitch Cassie's lips on your cock that's making you act all strange, but I am sick and tired of it! Or maybe it's that midget Hitler Kosoy fucker warping your mind. Either way, I am going to the Pay-Per-View and taking that belt from you, so if I have to destroy this friggin midget then so be it. Get the fuck out here you little prick!

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, standing at 3'6" and weighing in at 54 pounds......from the Midge-O-Matic Machine.....here is Hitler Kosoy!

("Mein CGI" by Joe Mama plays as the midget Hitler runs down to the ring. The taco platter is set up at the far ring post on the floor.)

Vincent: FUCKING AND WE'RE ON MOTHER FUCKER. FUCKING THE MIDGET FUCK IS BITING FUCKING JAY'S LEG AND SHIT, JAY IS SHAKING IT OFF AND IT MOTHER FUCKING GOES FLYING INTO THE GODDAMN HICK FAG ASS FUCKING PUSSY CROWD! FUCKING SOME FAT ASS IN THE CROWD TOSSED THE MOTHER FUCKING MIDGET BACK! FUCKING.....

(Vincent's mic is cut off by the sound crew. No audio. Psycho Jay catches the midget after he was tossed out of the crowd and Hitler Kosoy begins biting Jay's arm. Jay punches it in the head and it falls to the ground and scampers under the ring. Jay starts looking for him and gets blasted in the face with a fire extinguisher! Jay is blinded, meanwhile Vincent has gone to the back to find the sound crew and the announcers are back.)

JS: I'm not sure exactly what went on, but the match is underway already!

AK: I can't believe the Midget Kosoy Hitler is in control here!

MR: Jay is down with a white substance on his face and Kosoy Adolf is jumping up and down in him!

JS: That sounded disgusting. Obviously the midget sprayed Jay with a fire eqtinguisher.

MR: I hope so.

JS: Now the midget tries to pick Jay up, but can't even budge him!

AK: How can this midget win if he can't even get Jay to the taco shell?

JS: Hitler Kosoy better hope Jay just stumbles into it. Right now though Jay is back on his feet and he is kicking at the midget Kosoy Hitler.

MR: If Jay connects with one of them then that midget is gone!

AK: OH MY GOSH! HE CONNECTED!

JS: Jay just blasted the Kosoy midget Hitler with a swift kick sending him into the 300 level! Now Jay's just standing there. He goes over to the taco.

MR: haha! Jay's prepping the taco! He's filling it with toppings first! Good strategy.

JS: It is a great strategy, now Jay's got the taco completely covered with toppings!

AK: LOOK OUT!

JS: Holy shit! The Midget Kosoy clone Hitler midget thingmagig just came flying down from the 300 level on a zipline and booted Jay into the taco!

MR: Oh no! All he's gotta do is close it up! If this was a hard taco match then it would be over!

AK: I don't think it can budge the giant soft taco!

JS: You're right! The midget Kosoy Hitler can't even move the taco to fold it onto Jay!

MR: That's not really fair!

JS: What do you want, Kosoy Hitler is the one who made the match!

AK: Jay's getting up now. He is covered in red sauce and sour cream with lettuce and cheese stuck to him.

MR: Jay is stalking the midget Kosoy who is running around the ring. Those little legs better move faster, Jay is gaining on him!

JS: Jay's got him! He's dragging him into the ring! Jay plants the midget Kosoy Hitler with a chokeslam! That's all the little guy could take!

MR: Now Jay's going outside. He's dumping all the rest of the taco toppings onto the taco! Now Jay is dragging the MIDGET'S ANNOUNCE TABLE OVER AND PLACES IT ON THE TACO! THE MIDGETS ARE YELLING AT HIM!

JS: Jay bangs their heads together and throws them onto the taco too! Now Jay goes back into the ring and grabs the unconscious Kosoy midget Hitler!

AK: Oh My Gosh! He isn't!

MR: He is!

JS: Psycho Jay takes Hitler Jamie Kosoy midget to the top ropes......SUPERBOMB! SUPERBOMB FROM JAY TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE MIDGET'S ANNOUNCE TABLE ONTO THE OTHER MIDGETS AND INTO THE TACO SHELL!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! MIDGET KOSOY HITLER MUST BE DEAD!

MR: I think your right. Now Jay's rolling up the taco with the three midgets and the table! He's got one side over.....and now the other! IT'S OVER!

DING DING DING

JS: Psycho Jay has turned Midget Hitler Kosoy into a taco and ended the match! Jay keeps his title shot at Autumn in Hell!

{The camera shows the back and Rob Kestler is laid out in the middle of the hallway. His head may or may not have been freshly humped. The jury will have to be brought in on this one. Cassie walks out from talking with some "fans" about her favorite crop...}

Cassie "Oh no!! What happened! NOO!!!"

{Cassie runs over to Kestler and grabs him by the ears...}

Cassie "Wake up Sillykins!"

{Cassie then proceeds to bash Rob's face into the cement floor repeatedly while screaming "Wake up Rob! This isn't silly!!! Over and over and over and over again...}

JS: What the hell happened to Rob Kestler! Who the bloody hell would lay out the World Champion!!!??? No one EVER just randomly lays out the World Champion in hopes of a title shot! This is ungodly purplexing! We're out of time fans! I'm going to go and get head from a prostitute and hope it helps me solve this problem! I suggest you do the same! Hasta luego mis amigos de IWO!

FIN