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(A guy wearing a Psycho Jay mask walks into the arena. He sees all the
writers
for Monday Night Meltdown that put Co-VP John, Meygon, and Scott
Russell in as
announcers. He goes over.. AND HUMPS THEIR HEAD!!! MY GOD LOOK AT THEM
GET THEIR
HEADS HUMPED!!! I BET THEY FEEL LIKE ASS HOLES NOW!!!)

GP: Next up we've got the Usual Suspects taking on the unusual team of
Da
Bronx Bro and Cyber Cyclone.

JT: Who the hell booked this crap too? Who the hell booked the
entire card?

Nikki: I dunno....aHHHHHHH!

(Just then VP John, Scott Russell and Meygon come out with flaming
barbed
wire bats and chase Parker, JT and Nikki away.)

Scott Russell: That was pretty damn fun.

Meygon: It would have been more fun if I was having an orgasm.

John: It's not to late for that.

Meygon: Cool!

Scott Russell: The match is gonna start soon, no sex right now.

John: Tag team action is next on the docket as former IC tag team
champions
Chris Davidson and Jacob Gryn take on Cyber Cyclone and Da Bronx Bro.

SR: This should be a good one as the Suspects attempt to get back into
the
hunt in the IWO at the expense of two longtime IWOites.

Meygon: Long time? They've been here forever and they've both been
successful, well at least Da Bronx Bro won that match that one time...
I
think remember?

SR: Be as sarcastic as you want woman but Da Bronx Bro holds a win over
Davidson, where the hell is Nicki when you need her?

Meygon: You little bastard....

John: Let's go to the ring with guest ring announcer PsychIWO Man!

SR: That's not on the damned format!

PsychIWO Man: Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to remind you that my
109
year old Great-grandmother is taking a nappy-pooh in the locker room
area so
I'll politely ask you to please keep the noise level to a minimum.

(Crowds starts a thunderous "Rotten Pussy" chant)

PsychIWO Man: You're all going to get heat with Jamie for this if their
isn't
a rule for making fun at the old their should be.

(Chant gets louder, PsychIWO Man goes into a childish temper-tantrom)

PsychIWO Man: Hush, be quiet STOP! You people are hopeless potty
mouths.
Introducing first to a song with a lot of dirty words. Members of those
no
good anti-IWO Usual Suspects Jacob Gryn and Chris Davidson.

{"What Lurks on Channel X?" by Rob Zombie blasts through the house
speakers
as Davidson and Gryn appear from the back. Gryn with his customary
hunched
over limp wipes his matted red hair from his eyes Davidson picks a
fight with
three drunk college students that have to be held back by security.}

John: What a valiant effort by Davidson not to miss one match I've
heard of
people working hurt before but this is phenomenal.

SR: Injury? My God John you buy his story come on he's not hurt he just
sucks
that's all end of story.

Meygon: Psycho J...... PsychIWO Man, better not here you using that
kind of
language.

John: Davidson has been near death for weeks now yet he continues to
perform.

SR: OK Hot Shot, what was his injury?

John: Look I'm CO-VP I would know these things wouldn't I?

PsychIWO Man: And their opponents coming to the ring at a combined
weight
equal to the size of the wart on Caren Dudley's bootie and the one
brain cell
that moron masked man has Cyber Cyclone and The Brooklyn New York
Brother.

Ruff Ryda's Anthem starts to play as they walk with purpose together to
the
ring. Battery by Metallica interrupts the second verse of DBA's theme
DBB
doesn't look happy as he climbs onto the apron with microphone in
hand.}

DBB: PsychIWO Man, you sell out ho, my name is Da Bronx Bro.

PsychIWO Man: Rhyming is against the rules too, you kids and your crazy
slang.

(Bell Rings)

SR: Is he gone?

John: I think so

SR: Thank God, It's going to be Gryn starting it out for the Suspects
and
Cyber Cyclone kicking things off for his team. Cyclone strikes first
with a
running knee lift that double the smaller Jacob over, he's going for
the
bulldog headlock. It's blocked Gryn has Cyclone up ready for an atomic
drop....

John: No! Gryn drops him crotch first onto the top rope that's gotta
hurt

Meygon: He's just hanging there here comes Davidson with a running
clothesline that'll put him on the mat. He looked healthy there.

John He told me it's a shooting pain it comes and it goes, Gryn
delivers
stiff quick kicks to his fallen opponent Asai Moonsalt Jacob follows it
up
with a running knee and a blatant choke YEAH!

SR: Oh come on CC is getting to his feet Gryn runs off the ropes double
C
catches him a Manhattan drop for his troubles followed up with a BIG
CLOTHESLINE Gryn is down! Look at the Cyclone play to the crowd.

Meygon: Guys, look Gryn is on the floor laughing!

SR: It can't be!

John: He's not laughing he's cracking up Gryn kips up Cyber Cyclone has
his
back turned DBB is trying to warn his partner.

Meygon: Turn around stupid!

SR: IMPALER BY GRYN, he's not finished he's going up top 450! YES HE
CONNECTED! Davidson told him to pick him up Double Armed DDT

Meygon: Cyclone is fighting it with punches to Gryn's side Cyclone with
a
kick to the gut

SR: Powerbomb City, Cyclone is going to the top rope he's not exactly
comfortable up there what's the deal.

Meygon: He's stuck!

John: Look closer you egg carrying whore

SR: Davidson has got a hold on Cyclone's feet so he can't jump Cyclone
is
trying to fight him now

Meygon: It's 2 on 1 the Suspects favorite odds

John: Gryn is back up he's going to the top Branchdavidian! The
EVENFLOW FROM
THE TOP IT'S OVER!

Meygon: Why isn't he going for the pin

SR: Here comes Da Bronx Bro Davidson has cut him off Samurai Driver
what a
move

John: Gryn refuses to pin they're just looking at each other and
smiling.
Davidson has the microphone.

Davidson: You'll get your answers soon enough.

Meygon: What does that mean?

SR: They're leaving the ring the ref has ruled this a no contest!

Meygon: YOU MEAN IT'S OVER JUST LIKE THAT?

John: Dammit, now I have to figure out who the shot will go to.

Meygon: Oh no!!!

(GP, JT, and Nikki come back and steal John, Scott and Meygon's bats
and
chase them away.)

GP: That was a great match.

JT: Yeah right like you saw it fat ass, you were hiding the whole
time.

Nikki: Yeah, you pansy.

GP: Yeah well....wait, I've just recieved word that the masked man has
struck again in the back!

(Camera cuts to the back where the man with a Psycho Jay mask on is
vigorously humping both CyberCyclone and Da Bronx Bro's heads at the
same
time!)

GP: Dear god!

JT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S GREAT! PSYCHO JAY IS THE MAN!

Nikki: That's not Jay.

GP: Yeah, it's a masked man with a Psycho Jay mask to disguise
himself.

JT: Well whoever it is, they're funny as shit! hahahaha!

GP: Now the masked man is running away.....why?

Nikki: PsychIWO Man! PsychIWO Man!

GP: PsychIWO Man is chasing the masked man through the back!

JT: Oh, PsychIWO tripped, poor baby. He lost him.

GP: The masked Psycho Jay impersonator better hope PsychIWO doesn't
find
him.

Nikki: Yeah, PsychIWO man is getting pretty pissed.

GP: We've gotta take a break! we'll be back!

SURFING CONTEST
Sam Potright vs. J.C. Maliboo
These guys have been heard backstage arguing over who's the better
surfer,
now we'll find out who's all talk and who can actually ride the waves!

GP: Next up we're having a....surfing contest....between J.C. Maliboo
and
Samuel Potright?

JT: Oh boy how exciting, who the hell books this crap?

Nikki: I dunno, but at least I get to see two guys in bathing suits!
Maybe
even speedos.

JT: Oh, I can't wait for that either.

*SMACK*

JT: What the hell was that for?

Nikki: I'm catching up for lost slaps over the past month.

JT: Well how about if you catch up on the lost "giving JT head under
the
table" moments too?

*SMACK*

GP: Settle down. The surfing contest is about to start!

(The camera switches to an on location feed at the beach where Samuel
Potright is laying on the beach with Beth, who is nude sun bathing!)

JT: YES!!!! WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO!!!! TITTIES!!!!

(Beth realizes the camera is on and covers up.)

Samuel Potright: It doesn't look like my opponent is showing up, so
I'll
just go catch the waves by myself!

(Potright grabs his board and runs into the ocean.)

Nikki: Awwwww, no speedo, he has those long shorts on.

JT: So what, half the guys have speedo's on when they wrestle you
slut.

*SMACK*

GP: Well I dunno abou t you, but I don't wanna watch "The Shrimp" out
there
surfing by himself do you?

JT: Hell no! We finally agree on something.

GP: Yep.

JT: So you agree that Nikki's a crack whore?

*SMACK*
*SMACK*

GP: Hey! I didn't do anything.

Nikki: So?

GP: Let's get to a commercial and hopefully we'll have some action
ready to
go when we get back!

JT: I pray we do....

GP: Wait! Don't cut to commercial! We've got word coming from the
back
that one of the newcomers has been attacked!

(Camera cuts to the back where newcomer to the IWO, Ike Rogers, has
been laid
out big time, he is busted open and twitching. Some medical
technicians run
over to assist him.)

Medic: Ike, Ike! What happened? Who did this?

Ike Rogers: He....he....humped my head....mother fucker.

Medic: Another head humping? Dear god!

(Back to announcer's table.)

GP: What the hell is going on with the head humping? Psycho Jay isn't
around anymore, so either PsychIWO Man is being set up by someone, or
he's
doing it himself!

JT: It has to be PsychIWO Man! Trust me, Psycho Jay is not dumb,.
this is
all a stupid ploy to get on Kosoy's good side. No one else is
distrubed
enough to hump other men's heads!

Nikki: I wish he would hump my head.

JT: Yeah I know you....

(Just then a masked man with a Psycho Jay mask on comes over the
guardrail
behind JT! OH MY GOD, THE MASKED MAN IS HUMPING JT'S HEAD! JT's head
is
being humped! Now the masked man turns and begins humping Nikki's
head!
Nikki's getting her head humped! Parker gets up and starts backing
away.
The masked man is moving towards him and motioning for a head humping!
Here
comes security! They're chasing the masked man through the crowd!)

GP: Folks, I don't know what's going on here, but JT and Nikki have
just
been savagely humped by this man wearing a Psycho Jay mask!

JT: Owwwwww.

Nikki: Oooooooooooh.

JT: You asked for that Nikki.

Nikki: Yes, but by Psycho Jay, not some dirty masked man.

GP: Wait, PsychIWO Man's at the top of the ramp!

(PsychIWO Man steps into the spotlight with his usual Jamie Kosoy mask,
and
IWO cape as well as his trusty clipboard, with a mic in his hand.)

PsychIWO Man: Hey! Security, let him go! Masked man, stop right
there you
rule-breaking, head-humping hooligan!

(In the crowd, the security stop chasing him and the masked man stops
dead in
his tracks.)

PsychIWO Man: You think this is funny? You think trying to give
PsychIWO
Man, the superhero of the IWO and battler of evil-doers a bad name is
funny?
You cannot diminish my character you lying, cheating bastard! This
disgusting, headhumping garbage is gonna stop! Now put an end to this
right
now and show yourself. Stop being a coward!

(The masked man begins to take his mask off, but then pulls it back
down and
flips PsychIWO Man off! The masked man then runs out through an exit
ramp.)

PsychIWO Man: Yeah, just keep it up you heathen! You're day will
come!
Your head humping days are numbered!

(PsychIWO Man writes something down on his clipboard and walks
backstage.)

JT: DAMN HEAD HUMPER!

GP: Well, NOW it's time for this special surfing contest!

JT: Finally. We're going to get some high quality, beach type surfing.
HANG
TEN DADDIO!

Nikki:.....Wow.

GP: Anyway, we're going to get to see Samuel Potright take on J.C.
Malibu.
These two men will also face off at Dia Del Nino. They will both take
part in
the triple threat match against Falcon for the TV title.

JT: You know, I wonder why Falcon wasn't part of this.

Nikki: Isn't it obvious! BIRDS CAN'T SWIM! And you call me the air head
JT.

JT:....Heh.

GP: Well, what the IWO has done is, we've set up an automatic wave
maker in
the back. Both men will surf like they've never surfed before in an all
out
war. The first man to fall off their board loses and the winner is
pronounced
king of the surf as far as the IWO is concerned.

JT: Oh yeah. We're big surfing people you know.

Nikki: Hey, I hang at out the beach! I BET I COULD SURF!

JT: The problem is, you have to be able to stand and focus on something
at
the same time. Doing those things might over load you.

*SLAP!*

JT: AHHH!

GP: Well, let's go to the back!

(We see Sam Potright and J.C. Maliboo on surf boards in a quite water.)

Potright: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Maliboo: In your dreams. I'M the king of the surf!

Potright: Why? Because your last name is Maliboo!?!

Maliboo: THAT DID IT!

(The waves start up and both men go towards each other.)

Potright: WOOOOHOOOOOOO!

GP: And here they go!

JT: Potright slams the board into Maliboo! MALIBOO JUMPS ONTO
POTRIGHT'S
BOARD! WE'VE GOT TWO MEN ON ONE SURF BOARD!

Nikki: Maliboo is pushing Portight off....HE'S GOING TO FALL!

GP: LOOK ON TOP OF THE WAVE MACHINE! IT'S FALCON!

JT: FALCON JUMPS OFF AND LANDS A DROP KICK ON MALIBOO!

Nikki: MALIBOO FALLS OFF! POTRIGHT IS THE KING OF THE SURF!

GP: But now we have all three men in the water fighting! WHAT'S DIA DEL
NINO
GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN THESE MEN GO AT IT!?!

***Commercial Break***

(The announcers in the match are fucked up. Please ignore that.)

NON-TITLE MATCH
The Prep Kids -c- vs. Scott Stone and Apollo

VP John:It is time for our non-title tag team match up between The Prep
Kids
and Scott Stone and Apollo. Truly a great match on our hands here
tonight.

SR:Yea. Scott Stone has fought with TPK many times before as part of
the
Prime Time Soldiers, but now that Tyler Johnson and Stone have gone to
singles competition, Scott Stone is having another good friend of his
tag
with him, Apollo.

Meygon:Frankly, I like them all. They look good wrestling in that ring
anytime.

VP John:With that said, let's go down to the ring and start this match.

Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is a non-title tag
team
match! Coming to the ring first....

("Scott's a Dork" by Big Reel Fish starts to play. Fans hit their feet
and
cheers begin.)

Ring Announcer:Coming to the ring first, accompanied to the ring by
Athena...he is a former two-time IWO Tag Team Champion and is the
reigning
Pacific Champ...he is "Suicidal" Scott Stone!!!! And his tag team
partner...

("Whoa" by Black Rob starts up as Apollo walks out.)

Ring Announcer:Weighing in at 267 pounds and standing at 6'7" tall, he
is....Apollo!!!!

(Scott Stone and Apollo walk to the ring as the fans cheer them all the
way
there.

Ring Announcer:And their opponents.....

("Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine starts and the boos fill the
arena.)

Ring Announcer:They are the reigning IWO Tag Team Champions....at a
total
combined weight of 455 pounds, Jordan Howitt...Randal McCloud, The Prep
Kids!

(The boos continue as TPK walk out with the tag team titles around
their
waist.)

VP John:Man...It's hard to even talk over all these boos.

SR:They hate TPK with a passion. TPK is now in the ring and Scott Stone
and
Apollo jump them off the start!

*Ding Ding Ding*

VP John:There's the bell and here we go! The ref is trying to get
control
here. Apollo is pounding away on Howitt! Scott Stone and McCloud are
forced
to leave the ring. Now Apollo has a side headlock on Howitt. But Jordan
goes
to the ropes and tosses him off. Apollo comes back and Howitt catches
him
with a back body drop! Howitt now into the ropes...springboard off the
ropes
and a big splash on Apollo!

SR:Howitt now picks up Apollo and puts his arm over his head. He gets a
snap
suplex on Apollo! Now Howitt locks on a front facelock. He is holding
Apollo
down. The ref asks Apollo if he wants to stop, but he is shaking his
head
"No". Apollo is starting to stand. The fans are cheering here. Apollo
gets
several elbows to the stomach of Howitt and he is loose! Apollo runs
into
the ropes and comes back with a huge clothesline! Now Apollo is
stomping
away on Howitt.

VP John:Apollo has the advantage now. He picks up Howitt and gets a
gutwrench suplex on him! Apollo now goes to the feet of Howitt and gets
a
boston crab and he leans all the way back! Howitt, being a lighter man,
is
wrenching in pain! The ref asks Howitt if he wants to stop, but Jordan
will
not give up. McCloud comes into the ring and kicks Apollo right in the
face.
The ref is up and he is forcing McCloud out of the ring, but look!
Jordan
gets a low blow on Apollo! Howitt now takes him and rakes his face
across
the ropes. Randal is asking for a tag! Jordan goes over and tags the
man in.

SR:McCloud is in the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle. Apollo is
on his
feet but is very groggy. Randal sails through the air and gets a flying
cross body block! He has covered Apollo!

1....

2....

KICKOUT!!

Meygon:That one was close.

SR:That it was, but close just won't cut it. Now Randal picks up Apollo
and
irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Randal goes running in and gets a
huge
splash on Apollo! McCloud now jumps off the top turnbuckle and goes for
a
moonsault but Apollo lifts his knees and Randal lands right on top of
them!
McCloud is holding his stomach in pain. Now Scott Stone is yelling for
Apollo to tag him! Apollo is alive and starts to crawl towards Stone.
Randal
is up though and he goes over and tags out to Howitt. Apollo is almost
there. Howitt runs over...but Apollo makes the tag to Scott Stone!

VP John:Now Scott is in the ring and he clocks Jordan Howitt! Randal
runs
over and Stone nails him as well! Howitt runs back over, but Stone gets
a
dropkick! Scott Stone goes over and tackles McCloud and knocks him out
of
the ring.

SR:Howitt comes from behind though and tries to sneak attack Stone, but
he
turns around and kicks Howitt in the midsection. Stone picks up Jordan
and
powerbombs him right in the center of the ring and rolls the man up!

1....

2....

KICKOUT!!!

VP John:It's not over yet for The Prep Kids. Stone runs to the ropes
and
comes back and gets a flying shoulderblock on Howitt! Now Stone goes
and
gets an armbar on Jordan Howitt! He is pulling on that arm with all his
might. Howitt screaming like a little girl.

Meygon:Oh c'mon now. Give the man some credit.

VP John:Ok, crying like a teenage girl, better?

Meygon:Whatever.

VP John:Howitt is reaching for the ropes though and he gets there!
Stone is
refusing to let go of the hold. The ref is threatning to disqualify
Scott
Stone though....and he lets go. Stone climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Jordan
is up and Stone gets a spinning wheel kick from the top! But Scott goes
over
and tags out to Apollo.

SR:Apollo comes in a fist of fire! He stomps away on Howitt and the
fans are
going nuts! Apollo picks up Howitt and lifts him up high! He holds him
there
and drops him with a brainbuster! Now Apollo into the ropes and comes
back
with a huge leg drop! He picks up Howitt and is calling for the
Canubuster!
But Scott Stone is telling Apollo he wants to finish this match. Apollo
tags
out to Stone.

VP John:Now Stone comes in and goes over to Howitt, but Jordan monkey
flips
Stone and the ref gets caught with Stone landing on top of him! The ref
is
out right now. Stone is back up quickly though. I guess the ref broke
his
fall. Howitt goes charging towards Stone, but he catches Jordan and
gets.....SUICIDAL TENDENCIES ON JORDAN HOWITT!!!!! He covers Howitt but
there is no ref to count!

SR:Randal looks fed up. What's he doing?

VP John:McCloud is going over to Apollo's corner. He pulls him off the
apron
and whips him into the guardrail! Now McCloud grabs a chair and jumps
inside
the ring. He nails Stone across the back! McCloud picks up Howitt and
now
Jordan composes himself. Howitt picks up Stone and gives him the Prep
Drop!
Randal and Howitt go to the corner and Randal gets a Senton Bomb into
an
elbow drop....and that together is The Anerican Dream! Howitt covers
Stone.
Randal wakes the ref up and makes him make the count!

1....

2....

3....!!!!!

*Ding Ding Ding*

Winners:The Prep Kids

VP John:The Prep Kids have done it again! Even though this match was
non-title, they are still the IWO Tag Team Champs. They are grabbing
their
belts and getting away as fast as they can.

SR:Scott Stone is up and is very highly pissed off. He was screwed over
by
the Prep Kids in this match.

NON-TITLE HARDCORE MATCH
3 TABLES MATCH
The Raging One vs. Evan Levine
Both of these men will put their titles on the line against different
opponent's at Dia Del Nino, but tonight they will face each other in a
vicious 3 tables match. You must put your opponent through 3
CONSECUTIVE
TABLES in order to win!

The Raging One no showed. Evan Levine came out but was brutally
attacked by
someone in a Psycho Jay masked. Yes, his head was humped. Who is that
masked
man?

PACIFIC TITLE SHOT MATCH
High Flyer vs. Rob Kestler
These two were originally scheduled to face each other at Die Del Nino
for
the Pacific title, but now with Scott Stone as champion, a contender
must be
decided!

High Flyer no showed (he was on the same plane as The Raging One). Rob
Kestler
was pissed. He came out and called out anyone. Out came Gunnar Smith
with his
fake knee brace on. Rob Kestler got on all fours and started making fun
of
Gunnar Smith. Thats when Michael Dudley ran out to help Gunnar Smith.
They both
beat up Kestler. Two on one was not fair.

MIXED OPPONENT MATCH
Tyler Johnson/PsychIWO Man vs. Ken War/?┐?
These teammates might be meeting at Dia Del Nino, but tonight they are
forced to team together! Who will prevail in this highly anticipated
tag
team
battle featuring 4 of the IWO's top superstars?

?┐? took out Tyler Johnson in the back before the match even started.
?┐? then
left the building. Ken War and PsychIWO Man brawled it out in a great
match. In
the end, Evan Levine ran out and blamed PsychIWO Man for humping his
head
earlier. He attack PsychIWO Man but then was attacked himself by Ken
War. Ken
War and PsychIWO Man then ganged up on poor Evan Levine.

MYSTERY OPPONENT NON-TITLE MATCH!
HardCore Isosceles Trapezoid vs. A Mystery Opponent

The mystery opponent was none other than Eye Suk. But Eye Suk brought
out some
friends. He had with him two masked men that he says will SHOCK THE
WORLD next
Monday Night. Hardcore Iso. came out and beat up Eye Suk. The match was
thrown
out when the two masked guys got in the ring and destroyed Hardcore
Iso. They
will be unmasked next week!!!

The shot fades to Billy Larson walking to the ring. We see no one is
with
him. Just then, Michael Dudley wearing the neck brace runs up with a
chair.
He hits Larson from behind. He then starts working on the arm or
Larson.)

GP: DUDLEY'S TRYING TO KEEP LARSON OUT OF THIS ARM WRESTLING MATCH!
DAMN HIM!

(Larson lays on the ground in pain. Michael smiles and looks around.
Remembering his "injury" he starts acting like his neck is hurt again.)

GP: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

JT: ME EITHER! I mean, Michael is hurt with a major neck injury, and
he's
still able to hurt Billy Larson. WHAT A CHAMPION!

Nikki: GET OVER IT JT! THE INJURY IS FAKE!

JT: Well, if you would do some research, you would have seen the tape
where
Michael is in Larson's home town berating people who live there. Larson
then
sent some cops to hurt Michael, and hurt them they did. How corrupt can
the
police get before someone does something about it!?!

GP: You've sunk to new lows JT. Well, for our fans who don't know, our
next
match will be Summer going against Caren in a very special mud
wrestling
match.

JT: MUD WRESTLING! YES! WOMEN IN MUD!

GP: The rules that have been set are that to win, one of the women must
take
off the other's bikini top.

JT: YES! WE HAVE GAURENTEED TITS! LIFE IS SO GOOD!

GP: Now, if Summer pulls out the win, Billy Larson gets an arm
wrestling
match where, if he wins, he will get a shot at Michael at Dia Del Nino.

Nikki: I don't know if Larson can even walk, let alone compete in an
arm
wrestling match after that attack by Michael.

JT: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ARM WRESTLING! WE WANT THE TITS! BRING ON
THE
TITS!

*SLAP!*

JT: Why don't YOU get down there and make this a THREE WAY Nikki!?!

*SLAP!*

JT: DAMN IT!

GP: Now, you've also got to remember that neither Larson or Michael can
even
come to the ring for this mud wrestling match. If either do, they are
suspended for a month.

JT: Dose Michael lose the title if he's suspended?

GP: Oh yeah.

JT: Damn.

GP: Well, let's get to the ring!

(Some porn music starts as the fans pop. Caren and Summer make their
way to
the ring from seperate entrances. Both wear some really skimpy bikini
and
both get HUGE pops. Summer gets in the mud. Caren is about to get in,
but
turns around and waves and the fans and throws kisses. MAJOR pops.)

JT: SHE'S BLOWING KISSES AT ME! I TOLD YOU I'M A STUD!

*SLAP!*

JT: DAMN IT!

GP: And here goes the match!

Nikki: Caren and Summer tie up......Summer pushes Caren down and Caren
slides!

GP: Summer charges at Caren.....Summer slips! Caren charges and goes
after
Summer!

JT: Caren is choking the life out of Summer!

GP: Well, she wants to be sure Larson doesn't even make it to the main
event
at Dia Del Nino!

Nikki: Caren is now going after Summer's top! This thing could be over!

GP: SUMMER THROWS CAREN OFF HER!

JT: DAMN IT! WE WANT TITS!

*SLAP!*

GP: Caren now gets up again.....SHE SLIPS AND FALLS!

Nikki: SUMMER GETS ON TOP....SHE TAKES OFF CAREN'S TOP! SUMMER WINS!

(Yes, for all those concerned parents out there, Caren is censored.)

GP: THAT MEANS LARSON GETS THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH!

JT: YES! CAREN IS SO.....BIG!

Nikki: I'm bigger.

JT:....Sure.

GP: And here comes Michael Dudley to cover up Caren. The fans don't
seem to
like it at all!

JT: Michael Dudley is My Favorite Wrestler and all, but I'm REALLY
annoyed by
this!

Nikki: Well, now I guess we can only wait for Larson. Caren and Michael
are
now in the ring waiting for Larson to make his way out.

(Larson slowly stumbles to the ring. He looks REALLY hurt.)

GP: MY GOD! LARSON CAN'T COMPETE!

JT: Hey, if Michael can with a hurt neck, Larson can with a hurt arm.

Nikki: WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT!?! HIS NECK ISN'T HURT!

JT: Or so you think.

(Larson stumbles in the ring and sits down at a table that is set up.)

Michael: Larson, you bastard. I'm going to beat you at this thing even
with a
broken neck!

Larson: Damn it Michael! You suck!

Michael: Oh, you'll say that now! YOU KNOW MY NECK IS SHATTERED!

Larson: Damn you Dudley....

Michael: Well, let's set this up. Referee man, do your job.

(Michael grabs the hand of Billy Larson. The referee sets up the hands.
He
then lets go. Michael easily wins. He gets up and jumps in the air.)

Michael: VICTORY! LARSON, YOU DON'T GO TO DIA DEL NINO! YOU TRULY DO
SUCK!

(Just then, Jamie Kosoy makes his way out to a mixed reaction.)

Michael: JAMIE-O! YOU'RE HERE TO CELEBRATE MY WIN!

Jamie: Actually....no.

Michael: Oh yeah. OUR win!

Jamie: Wrong again.

Michael: Well, what is it?

Jamie: Well, even though YOU DID beat Larson, I've seen to fit to keep
him in
the main event!

(The fans pop!)

GP: YES!

JT: JAMIE CAN'T DO THAT! LARSON LOST!

GP: BUT HE CAN!

Michael: HANG ON JAMIE-O! I WON THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH! LARSON LOST!
HE
DOESN'T GET THE SHOT! THOSE WERE THE RULES!

Jamie: Ha. RULES!?! You're the one BREAKING all the rules Michael! YOU
ATTACKED THE MAN BEFORE THE MATCH! THAT'S BREAKING THE RULES IF I'VE
EVER
SEEN IT!

Michael: Jamie....I'M GOING TO GET YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

GP: Michael and Caren chase after Jamie! JAMIE'S GONE THOUGH!

JT: Larson is now in the ring and I've never seen him happier! He gets
his
undeserved shot!

GP: Well, no matter what you say, Larson is going to Dia Del Nino to
face
Michael Dudley and.....

JT: DANE WILT!

(Larson turns around in the ring. Dane Wilt is there and hits him with
a Face
Lift to knock him out. The shot fades to black and a preview for Dia
Del
Nino.)