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("Now You Know" by Full Devil Jacket begins to play. Highlights from
past
IWO shows are shown on the screen... three minutes forty eight seconds
later... The screen fades to black... We see The IWO logo appear on the
screen.. It explodes and then we see the MNM logo.. It, of course,
corny as
it may seem... MELTS AWAY.)

-FIREWORKS EXPLODING INSIDE THE ARENA!-

-The camera pans through the crowd. We see the fans going nutz... They
have
thousand of signs. Lets read some of them! One says... "Evan Levine
Equals
Rateingz", One says... "I was laid by Al Coholic's fat ass mom!",
Another
says... "Hold your tounge and say 'I was born on a pirate ship' ten
times
fast", yet another sign says, "I'll be your girlfriend Jack in the
Box!" one
more that reads, "Eye Suk Fears the Aredisal Front Kick"-

-The camera cuts to the announcers' table. We see Co-VP John, Scott
Russell,
and Meygon.-

Meygon - WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN!!!

[All of a sudden a odd sound comes over the building and some pyro goes
off
as P.O.S by Head plays and the fans come to there feet. Thinking its
Evan
Levine the fans look on to see two very big man walk out along with a
big
breasted and very hot woman. They stop at the top of the ramp as the
camera
looks back to VP John who is standing up! The camera goes back to the
ramp as
Evan him self walks out with a new look. He joins the two men and the
woman
and all 4 of them make there way to the ring!]

VP JOHN: NO FUCKING WAY!!!!

Evan: Like I told all of you..."Never believe what you hear!" IM back
and
with a new attitude....I ant here to win the damn worlds title...I ant
here
to go out of my way to fight with the freaks Physco Jay and buddies! IM
here
for one and only one reason...POWER!!! The Game gimmicks gone and you
see
standing before you a more developed man....one that will change the
power
here in the IWO....Like I said a long time ago...Out with the old...and
in
with the NEW...JOHN...Tonight starts the "Hostile Takeover" Of MNM!
Tonight I
wont be taking over...Oh NO! Tonight I will be showing my power and I
will be
once again elevating my self! Not only did I destroy POR!! But I
replaced my
former wife with a new modal so to say. She is bigger...In more then
one way
and is much more smarter! I would like to introduce to you....Jessica
Holly!...

[The fans Cheer!]

Evan: Not only did I get a new woman...But I also got new men to watch
my
back...I would like to introduce to you....My new body grads and
enforcers....THE RENDINA BROTHERS!!! Tony and Mike!!!!

[the fans boo]

Evan: Now that I have dispanced with the unnessacary intros....I think
I will
move on to the plans for tonight's show! The "Tordament" That will go
down
tonight will be decided by ME!!! And if any of you have a problem with
that....Take it up with my complain department!!! The Rendaina
brothers...I
hope you all try to have a nice night...I know I will!

[P.O.S. by Head plays and the fans get to there feet while Evan and his
gang
leave the ring.]

VP John: OH LIKE HELL THAT WILL HAPPEN!!! Fans will be right back!

***Commercial Break***

Meygon - Evan Levine is back!

John - OH YAY FUCKING YAY!

SR - Calm yourself!!! Lets get to our first match!

A)Ken War vs. Mad Max vs. Jacob Gryn vs. Jax Stone

(The Prep Kids came out. They started talking about how they had no
competition in the IWO. All of a sudden from the crowd appeared two
guys.
They just stared at the Prep Kids. The Prep Kids were concerned and
left.)

Oh yeah... Jax Stone won this match.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

B)Zombie vs. Rob Kestler vs. High Flyer vs. Creeping Death

SR: And here we go with Bracket B!

John: Yup we got Zombie, Rob Krestler, High Flyer and Creeping Death!

("Forty-Six and Two" by TOOL starts to play as the crowd immediately
starts
to boo.)

Easter Bunny: Ladies and gentlemen, BRACKET B OF THE NORTH AMERICAN
TITLE/TV
TITLE TOURNMENT!! First making his way down to the ring, at 6 feet, 11

inches, from Manhattan, New York...he is ZOMBIE!

(Zombie rolls into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle.)

("Stayin' Alive" by Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Rob Kestler comes
out.)

Easter Bunny: Coming to the ring now, at 6 feet, 6 inches, from
Minneapolis,
Minnisota...heres ROB KESTLER!

(Kestler rolls into the ring.)

("Loco" by Coal Chamber starts to play as High Flyer runs to the ring.)

Easter Bunny: And now making his way to the ring, at 6 feet, from
Bethlehem,
Pennsylvania, the current Pacific Champ! HIGH FLYER!

(Flyer jumps over the top rope and gets into the ring.)

("Creeping Death" by Metallica plays as Creeping Death starts coming
out.)

Easter Bunny: And the last man to come to the ring for Bracket B... at
5
feet, 7 inches here comes CREEPING DEATH!

(DING DING DING)

SR: And here we go now. Creeping Death and Rob Kestler starts going
at it
as High Flyer and Zombie lock up. Zombie puts High Flyer in a
headlock.
Flyer whips Zombie to the ropes and gets nailed by a High Flyer
spinning heel
kick.

Meygon: Meanwhile, Rob Kestler just clotheslined Creeping Death over
the top
rope! Kestler now goes off the ropes and baseball slides Creeping
Death into
the barricade!

John: And look at this in the ring Zombie has begun to dominate High
Flyer!
Zombie has a huge height advantage on Flyer. Zombie with a body slam
on High
Flyer. Now Zombie gets on top of High Flyer and starts punching away
at him!

Meygon: The ref is breaking that up as Creeping Death just rolled
Kestler
back into the ring. Zombie picks Kestler up....Flyer from behind
cradles
Zombie! One...two...kickout by Zombie!

SR: Creeping Death is now stomping a hole into Kestler. Flyer and
Zombie
both back up. Flyer charges at Zombie who side steps and throws Flyer
right
over the top rope! Zombie now turns Creeping Death around, kick DDT!

John: Zombie now picks Kestler up, front face lock, brainbuster!
Zombie has
taken control here! Wait a second. Flyer has gotten up to the top
rope.
Flyer hits Zombie with a missle drop kick! Flyer gets up but is nailed
with
a release german suplex by Rob Kestler! Creeping Death now sends
Zombie to
the ropes and Rob Kestler runs right through him with a clothesline and
nails
Creeping Death with a shoulder block!

Meygon: Flyer now an inverted vertical suplex on Kestler! Flyer with
the
cover, one...two...kickout by Rob.

SR: Zombie and Creeping Death are now exchanging blows.

Meygon: Kestler sends Flyer to the ropes and nails him with a power
slam!
Cover, one... two... kickout!

SR: Zombie grabs Creeping Death by the hair and rams him into the
turnbuckle! Zombie lifts Creeping Death onto the top rope. He goes up
there
with him, superplex!

Meygon: Kestler with a fireman's carry to High Flyer and now he locks
in a
head lock.

John: Zombie now picks Creeping Death up, samoan drop! Zombie with
the
cover, one... two... kickout!

Meygon: Flyer is slowly starting to fade. He gets up to his feet and
elbows
Kestler in the gut. Kestler releases the hold. Flyer off the rope,
cross
body block! Cover, one... kickout by Kestler!

John: Zombie now just said something to Kestler. Kestler takes High
Flyer
and throws him into the turnbuckle. Zombie whips Creeping Death into
the
corner as well. Zombie and Kestler now both whip their opponent ...
reversed! Kestler and Zombie just rammed into each other! Ouch that
had to
hurt!

SR: High Flyer and Creeping Death now both get onto the turnbuckle.
Flyer
leaps off the rope and hits a leg drop on Zombie! Creeping Death with
a
moonsault on Kestler! Flyer now picks Zombie up and starts pounding
him with
hard rights and lefts. Flyer throws Zombie out of the ring.

Meygon: And now Creeping Death has just thrown Rob Kestler out of the
ring!
Creeping Death and High Flyer going after each other now! Zombie has
gotten
up and started beating on Rob Kestler! Zombie goes under the ring and
grabs
a cookie sheet and he just whacked Kestler in the head with that cookie
sheet!

John: And now Zombie takes a chair and rams it up against the knee of
Rob
Kestler! Zombie now pulls out a table! He sets it up, he picks
Kestler up.

Meygon: I think he's going for the Zombie Plex on the table! Wait
Kestler
just pushed Zombie out of the way! Meanwhile in the ring Creeping
Death has
just nailed a bulldog on High Flyer! Creeping Death is taunting High
Flyer
telling him to get up. Kestler from behind just pulled Creeping Death
out of
the ring! Zombie from nowhere just nailed Creeping Death with a chair!


SR: And here comes Flyer off the top with a suicide plancha that takes
out
both Rob Kestler and Zombie! All four men are down and out outside of
the
ring! Flyer is now struggling back up to his feet. He picks Zombie up
and
rams him into the steel guardrail! Flyer now takes Zombie and whips
him into
the steel ring steps!

Meygon: Creeping Death has gotten up and just nailed Zombie with a low
blow
from behind! Flyer now with a rocket dropper! Creeping Death now
throws
Flyer into the ring and Rob Kestler nails Creeping Death from behind!
Creeping Death and Rob Kestler exchanging blows now!

John: Wait a second... Zombe has rolled back into the ring and he
kicks
Flyer. Powerbomb outside of the ring into the table he set up earlier!

Flyer is out cold! Zombie now rolls outside and rams Creeping Death
and
Kestler together. Zombie now with a gorilla press slam on Creeping
Death!

Meygon: Krestler from behind locks on a cobra clutch on Zombie!
Zombie
backs up and rams Kestler into the ring apron! Kestler lets go of the
hold.
Creeping Death has decided to capatilize on the downed High Flyer and
he goes
for the cover! One... two... th--

SR: Kickout by High Flyer! Just in the knack of time! Creeping Death
can't
believe it. He picks High Flyer up, Damage Inc! High Flyer is out!
Zombie
has just rolled into the ring, he turns Creeping Death around, ZOMBIE
PLEX ON
CREEPING DEATH! Kestler now comes into the ring and pulls Zombie off
Creeping Death as he was about to cover him. Call From Beyond is
nailed on
Zombie! Kestler might be able to pull of a win! All three men have
been
knocked out by a finisher!

Meygon: Wait a second it's Jessica Holly! Evan Levine's new valet has
just
run into the ring! She is jawing away with Kestler!

SR: Ignore her! You have the perfect opportunity to win! Kestler
just
pushed Jessica out of the way! Jessica just slapped Kestler! Kestler
can't
believe it! He is right in Holly's face!

Meygon: Creeping Death has just gotten back up and nails Kestler from
behind
with a chair! He lays the chair on the ground, Damage Inc on the
chair!
Kestler is out!! Creeping Death with the cover, one... two... three!

Easter Bunny: Rob Kestler has just been eliminated!

John: Jessica Holly just cost Kestler a win! Kestler is just
realizing
what's happening! Kestler is not happy! He's right in Jessica's face.

Wait, Zombie is coming between the two! Why? High Flyer has just
reached
down his tights and put on some brass knucks! He nails Zombie with the
brass
knucks! He jumps to the top rope, FLYING MOON SHOT! Cover, one...
two...
three!

Easter Bunny: Zombie has just been eliminated!

SR: And in a sort of way, Jessica Holly just cost Zombie the match!
WOW!
It's just Creeping Death and High Flyer now! Oh what the hell? Ken
War is
running into the ring! Creeping Death is now focusing his attention on
War!
War exchanging blows with Creeping Death! He whips him into the ropes,
back
body drop! Creeping Death comes to his feet and Ken War rams him into
the
turnbuckle. War lifts Creeping Death up on the top rope. THE BLACK
DIAMOND!

Meygon: War just knocked out Creeping Death! War is leaving the ring.

Flyer now up to the top. FLYING MOON SHOT ON CREEPING DEATH! Cover,
ONE!
TWO! THREE! Flyer wins it!

Easter Bunny: The winner of this match, HIGH FLYER!!!

John: Well personally, I didn't think Flyer would advance, but what
can you
do?

SR: Give a big hand to Jessica Holly though. Without her then Flyer
might
not have been able to pull this off. Holly now starting to go
backstage.

(Tara Levine runs out and starts brawling with Jessica Holly.)

John: It's Tara Levine! CAT FIGHT! Holly and Tara are now screaming
and
clawing at each other! Tara Levine now trying to rip Jessica's top
off!
This is starting to get good! WAIT HERE COMES CAREN DUDLEY! EVEN
BETTER!
Caren Dudley, Jessica Holly, and Tara Levine are in one hell of a cat
fight!

SR: It's a three-way cat fight! Jeez! And here comes Mike Dudley!
Oh man
he's trying to break this up!

Meygon: He can't do it! These girls are wild!

SR: The Rendina Brothers are coming to the rescue! They are breaking
this
thing up!

John: Quite a shame too! Oh well, we have to take a break.

SR: We'll be back after this!

***Commercial Break***

C)Dane Wilt vs. Al Coholic vs. Chris Davidson vs. Tyler Johnson

Dane Wilt vs. Al Coholic vs. Chris Davidson vs. Tyler Johnson

SR: And we are back here at Monday Night Meltdown and we're ready for
the
next Bracket in this card! Dane Wilt, Al Coholic, Chris Davidson and
Tyler
Johnson are going to go head to head for a chance at the NA Title later
on.

Meygon: Seriously, all of the four men deserve it, and Dane Wilt was
the
only person who has won it before.

John: Yeah, so let's take it to the good EASTER BUNNY!

("All Right (Oh Yeah)" by Local H starts to play as Dane Wilt starts to
walk
out.)

Easter Bunny: The following match is for a chance to go on in the
North
American Title Tournament! Coming down to the ring, a former World
Champ, he
is The Genetic Perfection, at 230 pounds, DANE WILT!

("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play as Al
walks down
to the ring.)

Easter Bunny: Now coming down to the ring, he weighs in at 269 pounds,
AL
COHOLIC!

("F*ck Off" by Kid Rock starts to play as Chris Davidson walks out.)

Easter Bunny: Coming down to the ring next, weighing in at 234 pounds,
CHRIS
DAVIDSON!

("Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile plays as Tyler Johnson runs to the
ring.)

Easter Bunny: And now, weighing in at 239 pounds, he is TYLER JOHNSON!

*Ding Ding Ding*

John: Here we go now! The favorite in this one Dane Wilt starts
punching
away at Al Coholic.

SR: Tyler Johnson and Chris Davison lock up in the ring now. Tyler
with a
kick to the gut of Davidson, DDT! Tyler rolls Davidson out of the ring
and
comes up behind Wilt and hooks his arms! He's giving Al some free
shots!

Meygon: Now Johnson and Coholic with a double vertical suplex on Wilt.
Now
Johnson just as quickly starts pounding away on Al!

John: Davidson rolls back to the ring and pulls Johnson off of Al.
Davidson
with a vicious forearm to Tyler. He whips Tyler to the ropes, back
body
drop! Wilt now takes Al Coholic and starts stomping away at him. He
picks
Al up, snap suplex.

SR: Wilt now picks Al up again, fisherman's suplex! One ... two ...
kickout! Davidson now puts Johnson in a fireman's carry, DVD!
Davidson with
a cover, one.... two...kickout by Johnson.

John: Wilt now whips Al to the ropes, he sidesteps and flings Al over
the
top rope! Wilt sneaks behind Davidson, German Suplex with the bridge
... one
.... two ... kickout!

Meygon: Johnson now with a punch to Davidson. Wilt and Johnson now
double
teaming Chris Davidson. Tyler Johnson lifts Davidson up onto his
shoulders.
Wilt goes to the top rope ...

SR: Al from outside shakes the ropes! Wilt loses his balance and
falls down
hard! OUCH!

Meygon: Davidson now punching away at Johnson's head! Johnson drops
him.
Davidson now blocks a punch from Johnson kick, spinning neck breaker!

John: Al in the ring now, inverted DDT on Davidson! Wilt is sneaking
up
behind Al. He turns around FACE LIFT IS DUCKED! Johnson now locks in
a full
nelson on Wilt! FULL NELSON SUPLEX BY JOHNSON TO WILT!

Meygon: That had to hurt Dane! Johnson with the cover, one ... two
...
kickout by Dane! Johnson now comes to the outside and throws in a
table!
Johnson lays the table on by the turnbuckle.

SR: Johnson now takes Wilt and whips him into the turnbuckle! Johnson
threw
Wilt with such force that he flipped upside down and went right through
that
table! WOW! Watch out from behind Al Coholic with a low blow on Tyler

Johnson! Coholic now with a front face lock, face buster!

Meygon: Meanwhile Davidson is stomping away on the downed Dane Wilt.
He
picks him up, scoop slam! Davidson to the top rope, LEG DROP! Cover,
one
.... two ... thr, NO kickout by Dane!

John: Davidson can't believe it. He picks Wilt up, he whips him to
the
ropes, no reversal by Wilt....back body drop onto the fallen Al
Coholic!
That had to hurt Al!

Meygon: Davidson is on top of Al, it's a cover. One ... two ....
kickout!

SR: Johnson now picks Davidson up, kick, DDT! Johnson demanding
Davidson
get up. He does, vicious clothesline! Wilt now picks Al up, FACE LIFT
ON
AL! AL COHOLIC IS DOWN!

(The lights go dim as "Nobody Loves Me" by Limp Bizkit starts to play.)

SR: That's Larson's music! Dane is perpelxed! He's looking toward
the
entrance ramp!

Meygon: From behind him, from the crowd! Larson runs in from the
crowd with
a baseball bat! He decks Wilt from behind with the baseball bat! Wilt
goes
down! Larson now is pounding away on Wilt with that baseball bat!
Larson
now picks Wilt up, ARMAGEDDON! WILT IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!

SR: Wilt is trying to fight it off, but Armageddon is to much pain!
Wilt
just passed out! Larson puts Al on top of Wilt. The ref has to make
the
count, one... two... three! Larson is getting out of there.

Easter Bunny: Eliminated first, Dane Wilt!

John: Wilt is coming through and he is furious! He is chasing Larson
to the
back!

Meygon: Meanwhile Al Coholic is still knocked out! Davidson and
Johnson are
brawling this baby out. Johnson now whips Davidson to the corner.
Davidson
stumbles back toward Johnson, kick, NIGGA ABOUT TO DIE!

John: WHERE!

SR: No, Tyler Johnson just hit his finisher Nigga About to Die! He
makes
the cover, one ... two ... three!

Easter Bunny: Eliminated second, Chris Davidson!

Meygon: It's just Al Coholic and Tyler Johnson now. Tyler rears back
and
nails Al with a punch. Johnson now spits in the face of Al!! Sick!

John: Al now headbuts Tyler right in the gut! He climbs to his feet
and
nails Tyler with an elbow to the back! Al now with a spinning neck
breaker!
Cover, one...two... kickout!

Meygon: Tyler struggles back to his feet. Al is getting ready for
him,
Tyler ducks a clothesline, kick, DDT!! Both men are down! The referee

starts the 10 count.

SR: One... two... three... four... five... six... seven...

John: Tyler slowly getting to his feet. He picks Al up, kick, NIGGA
ABOUT
TO DIE!

SR: WHERE!

John: Nowhere, Al reversed it into a back body drop! Tyler gets up,
Al with
a kick, HAPPY HOUR! Al goes for the cover, ONE! TWO! THREE! AL IS
MOVING
ON!

Easter Bunny: The winner of this match, AL COHOLIC!!!

SR: Wait a second, Billy Larson has just jumped over the guardrail
with Wilt
hot on his trail still! They are going up the ramp ... EVAN LEVINE
COMES
FROM NOWHERE AND DECKS WILT! Levine leads Wilt to the ring. He throws
him
in.

Meygon: GAME TIME ON WILT! Wait a second he takes out a 20! He
stuffing
the 20 into Wilt's face! My god!

Evan Levine: Not even the rich and the ignorant are safe from my
power! Dane
here is
just a casualty of War! nothing personal Dane....Its just business! I
needed
a Rich and ignorant man and you fit the bill!!! Have a nice day!

SR: And Levine is just walking away with Wilt knocked out on the
floor!

John: We'll be back after this!

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

PsychIWO Man vs. Fenix vs. The Split One vs. Scott Stone

SR:Well, up next we have PsychIWO Man fighting Fenix, The Split One,
and Scott
Stone.

John:PsychIWO Man is really pissing me off right about now. He's turn
into a
nut case that's trying to SAVE the IWO from his definition of rule
breakers!

SR:I know! And he used to be one of the greatest men walking! I mean,
he
humped people's head for god sake!

Meygon:I never did like that.John:That's because he never humped your
head.

(Meygon gives out a sly smile.)

SR:Why doesn't he walk into Jamie's office and demand a world title
rematch?

John:I have no clue. What about the rest of these guys. We have that
damn AIWF
Fenix running around. Where the hell is he anyway?

SR:The AIWF?

John:Very funny. Then we have John McRae, the Split One. I'm surprised
he
hasn't gotten Jay to hump his head to satisfy his other personality!

Meygon:What about ummm.. Scott Stone! And that lesbian Arianna! UGH!

John:All these people suck in my minds. Why not just get to the Easter
Bunny
Rabbit for the introductions!

Easter Bunny:Fans, welcome to the tournament for the North American and
Television championship! This is a four way matchup for a spot in the
other
four way matchup later here tonight! The winner shall fight three other
winners from Brackets A, B, and C! Here is bracket D! Introducing
first, from
London, England, weighing in at 286 pounds, he is the Split One!

("Push It" by Static-X starts up as The Split One(TSO) walks out from
the
back. He slides into the ring as Lindsay gives out a sly look.)

Easter Bunny:And his opponent, he was once the biggest rule breakers in
the
book, but not has devoted his life against the crimes of the IWO! From
South
Philadelphia, PA, here is PsychIWO Man!

("Divine" by KoRn starts up as PsychIWO Man walks out from the back.
Vincent
walks out behind him with his mouth duct taped shut.)

John:What is this! The colorful Vincent has his mouth taped shut!

(Vincent walks over and takes a seat at the broadcast booth. John goes
to rip
off his duct tape, but PyschIWO Man waves a finger at him. Jay turns
back into
the ring, as John unties Vincent's arms, and Vincent takes off the
tape.)

Vincent:THAT DAMN MOTHER FUCKER, I'M FUCKIN GONNA FUCK THAT FUCKER UP!
PSYCHIWO FUCKIN MAN, PSYCHIWO BITCH! GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!

John:I love Vincent's commentary.

Easter Bunny:And their opponents, he is a member of the former tag team
champions of the world, he is SCOTT STONE!

("Scotts a Dork" by Reel Big Fish starts up as Scott Stone walks out
with
Ariana. Stone slides into the ring.)

SR:Scott Stone is a dork.

Vincent:THAT'S FUCKIN RIGHT SCOTT MOTHER FUCKIN COCKSUCKER STONE IS A
MOTHER
FUCKIN DORK!

John:Did I mention that Vincent equals God?

Easter Bunny:And the last man in this matchup, from the AIWF. He weighs
in
tonight at 246 pounds and hails from theMojave Desert. Here is Fenix!

("Nastradamus" by Nas plays over the pa system as Fenix races out from
the
back and slides in. The bell has not yet rung.)

John:Look! PsychIWO Man is just standing in the corner while the Split
One,
Fenix, and Scott Stone battle each other! Just a slug fest!
PsychIWO Man(From the ring):HEY! FOLLOW THE RULES!

SR:That's not going to get any friends. TRIPLE Clothesline sends
PsychIWO Man
up and over the top and to the mats below!

Scott Stone(From the ring):SUCK MY RULES!

SR:Jay is getting up, Scott Stone, suicide dive between the ropes
knocks both
men down on the outside.

Vincent:MOTHER FUCKIN FENIX WITH A DAMN SPIN FUCKIN KICK TO THE FUCKIN
FAG!

Meygon:Scott Stone grabs PsychIWO Man and throws him into the ring.
Fenix
catches him and nails Jay with a corkscrew leg drop!

John:Fenix covers PsychIWO man, 1-2-NO! Scott Stone just pulled Fenix
out of
the ring and off the pin. Stone, rights and lefts to Fenix, and sends
him
flying into the steel steps.

Vincent:THERE WENT THOSE MOTHER FUCKIN STEPS!

SR:Stone slides back in and goes for the pin on PsychIWO Man! 1-2-NO!
Split
One breaks it up!

Meygon:TSO grabs Stone and throws him off the ropes, back off... HEART
PIERCING STAKE! Scott Stone is down and out!

John:Cover! 1-2-no! Jay grabs TSO off...

PsychIWO Man:NO! DON'T BREAK THE RULES!

Meygon:Jay kicks TSO in the gut, picks him up.. J-BOMB!

John:J-Bomb?

Meygon:Yeah? Why not? Running powerbomb, J-Bomb. Nice touch, eh?

Vincent:THAT'S NOT A MOTHER FUCKIN' JAY-BONG! THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKIN'
JAY
BONG!

(Vincent pulls out a small bong.)

SR:What the hell are you doing! You can't have that here!

Vincent:WHO MOTHER FUCKIN' SAID VINCENT CAN'T FUCKIN DO WHATEVER THE
FUCK
VINCENT WANTS TO FUCKIN DO!

John:We said J-Bomb! Not J-Bong!

Vincent:Oh... FUCK!

SR:Look, Fenix has climbed back into the ring as Jay gets up after the
running
powerbomb... FENIX FLYER ONTO JAY! CORKSCREW 360° Moonsault onto
PsychIWO
Man!

Meygon:Cover by Fenix... 1-2-NO! Scott Stone picks up Fenix off the
mat,
SUICIDAL TENDANCIES! Fenix is out! TSO is up, HEARTPIERCING STEAK ONTO
SCOTT
STONE!

John:Wait! PsychIWO Man has The Split One, and takes him up to the top.
Split
One is fighting it off... but Jay... SUPERBOMB! SUPERBOMB OFF THE TOP!
INTO A
COVER! 1-2-3! The Split One is eliminated!

Eliminated:The Split One

Vincent:FUCK YEAH!

John:So you're not pissed about him duck taping you shut?

Vincent:Mother fuckin...

SR:I don't think you're going to get a clear answer from him.

Vincent:DIRTY CUNT! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM YOU BITCH ASS
SLUT!

SR:Uhhh....

Meygon:Wait, look, Jay is still feeling the effects of the superbomb,
as Fenix
is up, and grabs Jay from behind, sit down full nelson bomb! Fenix
floats over
into a cover, 1-2-NO! Scott Stone pulls Fenix off.. SUICIDAL TENDANCIES
ONCE
AGAIN!

Vincent:MOTHER FUCKIN' SUICIDAL TENDANCIES BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKING
CUNT ASS
LICKING BASTARD!

SR:DAMN!

John:Stone covers Fenix... 1-2-NO! Jay has Stone, REVERSE RUSSIAN
LEGSWEEP!(Flatliner type move) Jay floats over, but Fenix grabs Jay and
throws
him off. Fenix... FENIX FLYER! ONTO STONE!

SR:Fenix with a cover! 1-2-3! Scott Stone has been eliminated by Fenix!

Meygon:Wait! Jay grabs Fenix, picks him up above the head, and climbs
the
ropes. PsychIWO man with his back to the ring, jumps... SUPERBOMB! HUGE
SUPERBOMB! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOOD GOD!

John:Jay stays on for the cover... 1-2-3! PsychIWO Man has won! He's
going to
the four way dance later in the night!

Vincent:FUCK YEAH!

(Vincent gets up and leaves.)

SR:Always a pleasure. Vincent everybody!

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

The Trapezoid of Terror Glass Table Death Match
Match takes place in a giant steel cage in the shape of a trapezoid.
This
steel cage is laced with electrified barbed wire and then set on fire.
Each
corner of the cage has a C4 Explosive in the floor. Weapons of all
types are
in the cage. Victory is achieved by putting your opponent through a
glass
table in the center of the trapezoid shaped cage.

The HardCore Isoceles Trapezoid vs. Lunatic Pandora


The Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid won in a very spectacular match. But
thanks
to Kyle (FlyGuy811@aol.com)... The handler of Al Coholic.. this match
was
not done. He is "grounded" yet within a day he will be Roleplaying
again
saying he deserves a title shot...etc... Then I laugh in his face and
watch
as he doesn't get his title shot he so DOES NOT deserve.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

North American Title Match
High Flyer vs. Al Coholic vs. Jax Stone vs. PsychIWO Man

(The camera fades to the back where High Flyer is standing in front of
the IWO
logo in tarp fashion. He has on a headset.)

Flyer:And now, finally, it has all come down to this. Four way for the
North
American and the Television titles. There is no more clowning around. I
won't
be sellings now to these three individuals. Al Coholic? Jax Stone?
PsychIWO
Man? It's time to realize that High Flyer doesn't mess around in that
ring,
and you will finally realize why High Flyer IS the greatest high flyer
in
sports today, when he takes you out, back, and DOWN to the mat! Time
for each
and everyone of you to... buy my snow...

(Al Coholic makes his way out only to be ambushed by the two guys from
the
crowd that we saw earlier staring at The Prep Kids. These two guys have
baseball bats. They go to work on Al Coholic. He is down and out. These
two
guys walk away laughing. These guys have actually signed IWO contracts
and
what a way to debut. Sending Al Coholic to the hospital. These two guys
are
Falcon and "The Black Death" Opium Mosque. Al Coholic will NOT be
involved
in this match. Taking his place will be SCOTT STONE!!!)

North American Title Match
High Flyer vs. Jax Stone vs. Scott Stone vs. PsychIWO Man

*the bell sounds*

SATELLITE FEED BREAK UP!!!

*FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER*

PsychIWO Man eliminated Scott Stone!!!
High Flyer pinned PsychIWO Man!!!
Jax Stone took out High Flyer!!!

NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION - JAX STONE!!!!

The TV Title WILL NOT be given out tonight due to orders from President
Jamie.

After this match Evan Levine attacked Jax Stone and hurt him bad.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

IWO World Title Match
w/ Co-VP John as special guest refree
Eye Suk can use any weapon he wants.. Michael Dudley cant use
anything.. If he
does... He will forfeit the title to Eye Suk. Falls count anywhere for
Eye Suk.
Michael Dudley can only win if he pins Eye Suk in the men's bathroom,
in the 3rd
stall from the wall.
Michael Dudley -c- vs. Eye Suk

("The IWO Club Song" begins to play. Out walks Tiger Ali Woods, Eye
Suk, The
Canadian Siamese Wrecking Crew, "Uncle MoneyBucks" Jamey McScrooge, and
JOSE
"THE CASTRATOR" GONZALEZ. The crowd is booing them.)

John - YOU CANT BOO MY GUYS!!!

(The IWO Club gets to the ring. Out runs Michael Dudley with the IWO
World
Title belt. He slides into the ring only to be beaten down by the IWO
Club.)

John - WHAT A MORON!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!

(Pierre pulls Michael Dudley up... He slings Dudley into the ropes..
Dudley
comes back.. Pierre lifts him up.. MONTY IS THERE!!! THE DOUBLE D!!!
Michael
Dudley is out!!! Tiger Ali Woods has his famous Bangledeshian Putter!!!
He
strikes Michael Dudley with it!!! Dudley is out!!! Now Jamey McScrooge
is
standing over Michael Dudley. He starts stomping him!!! Now here comes
JOSE
"THE CASTRATOR" GONZALEZ!!! HE PULLS OUT SOME SCISSORS!!! MY GOD NO!!!
HE IS
PULLING DOWN THE TRUNKS OF MICHAEL DUDLEY!!! WAIT!!! A REFREE IS
RUNNING
OUT!!! He is demanding this stop!!! Co-VP John gets up and gets in the
ring.
He yells at the ref, shoves him down, rips off his shirt, and puts it
on.
John is pointing to Eye Suk... THEY ROLL MICHAEL DUDLEY OVER!!! JOHN IS
CALLING FOR THE BELL.)

*DING*

Eye Suk covers Michael Dudley!!! 1....... MY GOD NO!!!! 2.....
JESUS!!!!!!
THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!!!

SR - Michael Dudley was about to lose the World Title to EYE SUK!!!

The lights come back on... Michael Dudley is gone!!! EVERYONE IS
GONE!!! MY
GOD THIS CARD SUCKED!!! IF YOU COMPLAIN YOU ARE FIRED!! SERIOUSLY!!!
UNLESS
YOU WROTE A MATCH FOR ME... AND DON'T TRY ME YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.

-the end-