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Hostile Takeover 12/15/2000
Main Event
World Heavyweight Title Match
Inside a Cage
Special Guest Referee:Evan Levine
Phelen Kell -c- vs. Sam Potright vs. Syphon Fission
{Kell recently won the World title on Meltdown, and now he must defend it against two of the greatest wrestlers never to get their shot. This match shall be contested inside the confines of a steel cage, as stated from a challenge made earlier by Phelen Kell. An added twist is the man that helped Kell get the belt, Syphon Fission, will also be in it. Evan Levine will also be the special guest Referee.)

World Tag Team Title Match
Four Corners, Elimination Style(Sean)
Team CGI(0¿0 & Joey Malone) -c- vs. the Suicide Kings vs. Those Damned Mexicans vs. the Empire(Kefka & Sephiros)
{The tag team division has been improving, and we thought we'd spice it up once again before Ice Age, as Team CGI has their first defense, VIAGRA style, as they fight in a four corners matchup.}

North American Title Match(Suicide Kings)
Special Guest Referee:LiGiL
High Flyer -c- vs. Spaz
{These two feuded tag team style earlier in the year, and both have gone on to singles glory. Spaz now looks to take a belt away from High Flyer, a position he was in all too many times during his young career. Flyer looks to defend the title, as we will have none other than LiGiL as the special guest Referee.}

Billy Ray vs. Ash Robinson
{Billy Ray has been slacking as of late, as well as Ash Robinson. Let's see what'll happen... why the hell not :-)}

LiGiLvs. Mike Extreme
{Mike Extreme wanted a match, and LiGiL was there... so we figured to put two and two together}

Al Coholic vs. Mike Marchese(Shawn Arrows)
{Marchese came close to winning the battle royal, however Seaman came up with the upset. Now, Marchese heads into Hostile Takeover trying to derail Al Coholic's plans of heading to Ice Age 3.}

Justin Shack vs. Simon Seaman(Ash)
{Seaman just came off an impressive battle royal victory, as Justin Shack has seemed to think his role in the company has dimished over time. Let's see what happens when a three time former US champion faces a man that could very well be the next United States Champion!!!}

Television Title Match
Spaz -c- vs. Shawn Arrows
*Should Spaz defeat Flyer later on in the evening, Shawn Arrows recieves the Television Title by default*
{Shawn Arrows has recently came back to the IWO after a short IR notice. Arrows now fights Spaz for the television title, a belt Spaz has held for a very long time.}

Double Debut Match(Mike extreme)
Adam Wars vs. Anthony Giorgetti
{Both of these guys are new, let's see what they can do, what they can prove to the world.}
====================
(We see none other than the IWO logo slowly fade in and out of the screen, while we hear the familiar heartbeat pulsate throughout the television speakers. This repeats three times as the logo stays on the screen, cemented in the center. Then, a bolt of lightning comes from the sky, erupting the logo into flames...
Slowly, the IWO logo fades out to nothing, as we hear "Ceremony" by Saviour Machines playing, as we see images of Evan Levine being humped, Phelen Kell with the World Championship, and Syphon Fission nailing the Death Plunge. We fade into the IWO ringside area, as "Ode" by Creed hits the pa system. Fans rise to their feet, holding signs up as the camera pans the crowd. We fade to Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki standing and dressed very nicely, each with a microphone.)

GP:Fans! Welcome to Hostile Takeover! We've got one hell of a show in store for you tonight!

JT:Greg, that's a *Censored* Understatement! The three highest Championships, the North American Championship, the World Championship, and the World tag team Championships are all on the line, as well as Spaz's television championship!

GP:The main event will surpass all... Phelen Kell defends his newly won championship against Syphon Fission and Sam Potright.

Nikki:Wait.. I just heard that the Goldman's haven't made their way to the arena! They are stuck right now in the traffic... so, what does that do for our opening segment?

GP:Yeah, true, usually people talk in the opening segment. This is freaking me out...

JT:Wait.. backstage segment!

GP:Phew!

(The scene fades into Tod's locker room. The phone rings, Tod answers it.)

Schitzo Tod: Hello?

Japanese Man: Haro!

Schitzo Tod: Who's this?

Japanese Man: Mr. Mashimoto! I am calling to invite you to King of
Death Match! Yiu are talented in ring very much!

Schitzo Tod: Thanks but no thanks, I think I'll just stay here. Thanks
anyway! Bye!

Mr. Mashimoto: We need to get him to come! Blast!

(Fade out and back into the ringside Area.)

Billy Ray vs. Ash "Shadow" Robinson

GP: Here we go.

JT: Yay. Two people who suck.

Nikki: Bear with it, JT.

JT: :-(

(Both men are in the ring, so we'll fight.)

JT: Ash Robinson pokes Ray with his finger and Ray goes flying to the
outside!

GP: WHAT A VICIOUS MOVE BY ROBINSON!

Nikki: I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A VICIOUS MOVE!

GP: Ray's back in the ring and... OH! He kicks Robinson in the shin!
Robinson takes a nasty fall!

JT: Now Ray is beating Robinson with a plastic cup! Come on ref,
disqualify him!

Nikki: Now Ray and Robinson are throwing pennies at each other! What if
one goes flying in their eye?!

JT: I don't think anyone would care.

Nikki: Oh.

GP: Robinson ACTUALLY USES A WRESTING MOVE! A DROP TOE HOLD!

JT: OH MY GOD! BILLY RAY MIGHT BE DEAD!

GP: ROBINSON WITH THE COVER! ONE... TWO... NO! HOW THE HELL DID RAY
KICK
OUT OF THE VICIOUS DROP TOE HOLD!?

Nikki: I dunno, but Robinson is climbing to the first turnbuckle... OH
MY GOD! HE'S ON THE SECOND! HE'S GOING FOR A DEATH DEFYING LEAP!
CROSS-BODY! HE GOES FOR THE COVER... ONE... TWO... THRE- NO! RAY GOT
HIS
FOOT ON THE ROPE!

GP: Robinson backs up and waits for Ray to get up!

JT: SHADOW KICK! SHADOW KICK! IT CONNECTS! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! RAY
GETS PINNED WITH IT! ROBINSON WINS! YAY.

GP: Now let's go to something people care about.

JT: Okay... A COMMERCIAL!!!!

**Commercial Break**

(The scene fades into Tod's locker room. The phone rings, again.)

Schitzo Tod: Hello?

Voice: Tod! I found your parents!

Schitzo Tod: Who is this?

Voice: Jake!

Schito Tod: Jake!

Voice: Jake.

Schitzo Tod: How are you?

Jake: Well, I'm ok, but I found your parents!

Schitzo Tod: Where are they?

Jake: In Japan, you must come here now!

Schitzo Tod: But I have no reason to come to Japan, it's not like I was
invited to a Kind of the Death Match tourney... Oh wait! Jake, I'll be
right there!

Jake: Good, meet me at the plaza hotell in Tokyo! Bye.
I don't see why I had to trick him like that.

Mr. M (Japanese Guy): It is for the best... For the best...

Mike Extreme vs. LiGiL

GP: Well fans, we are ready for our next match between Mike Extreme and
LiGiL.

JT: LiGiL has this guy beat. There's no way in hell Extreme can
overcome
the power LiGiL has received from Evan Levine and the FWF.

Nikki: Well, Extreme, is simply, Extreme. He's coming off a sore loss
to
High Flyer and is going to be wanting to get back into the North
American
Title division by defeating LiGiL here tonight.

GP: Fans, both men are in the ring, let's get this fight underway!

DING

DING

DING!

And here we go. Both men lock up. Extreme with a headlock on LiGiL.
Extreme throws LiGiL into the ropes and hits a hip toss. LiGil gets
back up
and knocks Extreme down with a clothesline.

JT: YEAH! Get em LiGiL!! LiGiL now picking up Extreme and delivers a
drop
toe hold. Extrme falls to the mat.

Nikki: Extreme is starting to fall behind early here. He needs to get
his
ass into this match.

GP: Extreme now getting to his feet. LiGiL catches him with a
belly-to-belly suplex. LiGiL pins...

ONE!

TWOOO!

THRNO! Extreme kicks out!

JT: LiGiL now lifts Extreme up for a facebuster. He rolls Extreme up!

ONE!

TWOOO!

THR!NO! EXTREME REVERESES IT!

ONE!

TWOOO!

THRE! NO! LIGIL KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!

Nikki: Extreme now getting some momentum here, LiGiL charges at
Extreme,
Extreme catches him and POWERSLAM!! HE'S CALLING FOR THE SCREAMS OF
PAIN!!

JT: NO!! LIGIL!! WATCH OUT!!

GP: He sets him up! NO!! WAIT!! LIGIL ESCAPES! HE SENDS HIM TO THE
TURNBUCKLE! HE'S GOING FOR THE PALINDROME!

Nikki: NO!! WAIT AGAIN!! EXTREME REVERSES IT!! SCREAMS OF PAIN!!
SCREAMS OF
PAIN!! EXTREME HAS HIM!

JT: WHERE'S THE FWF?! WHERE'S EVAN?! COME ON GUYS! LIGIL NEEDS HELP!!

GP: EXTREME MAKES THE COVER!!

ONE!!

TWOOO!

THREE!!

EXTREME DID IT! HE BEAT LIGIL!!

Meygon: The winner of this match.....MIKE EXTREME!!

JT: NO! NO! NO!! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!!

Nikki: What a match...fans, we'll be right back after this commerical
break!

**Commercial Break**

GP: Well fans, lets get right on in to our next match here tonight. This is
another match, in Al Coholics attempts, at getting what he wants, at Ice Age!

Nikki: Yea, yea, he wont make it!

Announcer: This next match, is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring
first, weighing in at 269 pounds, and standing 6'7.

'Hellbound' by Eminem featuring D-12 begins to play throughout the arena, as
the fans, some booing, and some cheering, all rise to their feet.

Announcer: This man is the master of the Bitter Beer Face, Al Coholic!!

Al Coholic makes his way down to the ring, and walks up the steps, steeping
through the middle rope, into the ring. As Al Coholic makes his way to the
middle of the ring Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation starts playing through the
arena speakers. The fans, all, still standing, start to cheer in unison.

Announcer: And now, making his way down to the ring, weighing in at 258
pounds, and standing 6'4, he is Mike Marchese!!

Marchese runs to the ring, and slides in, only to be met with Al Coholic's
boot to his back as the bell rings, and the match begins.

JT: Well, this match has just opened, and we can already see how much of an
idiot Marchese is. He ran, right into the ring, knwoing Al Coholic wasn't
going to let a single mistake slip by.

Nikki: Well, Coholic does seem to be capitalizing, and he is beating
Marchese down into the mat with those kicks to the back. Marchese slowly
getting up, and Coholic swings him to the ropes.

GP: Coholic waiting on him as he comes off. Al goes for a backdrop, but
Marchese caught him, and DDTs him down. Marchese rolls over for a
headlock,
and pulls back on Al's head!

JT: Rip his head off!! I want to see blood!

GP: Marchese gets up, keeping ahold of the headlock but Coholic pushes him
off, and into the ropes. Marchese comes back, and Coholic spins around
behind him, locking on a sleeper, only to be haulted by a jaw breaker from
Marchese!

Nikki: Mike picks Coholic up, and body slams him back down to the mat with
force. He goes for an elbow drop, but Coholic rolls out of the way, and to
his feet. Coholic goes for one of his own, and Marchese rolls out of the
way, and staggers to his feet. Marchese faks an elbow drop, and Coholic
rolls, only to be kicked in the face as he was sitting up!

JT: Is he busted open yet?

Nikki: No, you can go back to sleep now. Anyways, back to the match.

GP: Coholic, getting to his feet, but theres Marchese. He goes for a
clothesline, but Coholic ducks, and grabs the back of Marchese's trunks,
pulling him backwards, and nailing a forearm to the lower back.

Nikki: Marchese, holding his lower back, obviously in some sort of pain, and
Coholic nails a kick to the gut. Coholic does for a roll up, but breaks him
free of the pin, and rolls, locking in the Bitter Beer Face!!

JT: Break him in half!!

GP: JT, shut up, and go back to sleep, non ones getting broken in half here.
Now, Coholic has the Bitter Beer Face locked in,but Marchese is getting to
the ropes. He's got it! Coholic, keeping ahold of it, and the referee is
trying to break it up.

Nikki: Al finally breaks the hold, and starts posing, obviously thinking he
has won the match, but the referee is trying to tell him he's wrong.

GP: Marchese has made his way to the outside, and has a chair now. He's
gonna get disqualified, what the heck is he doing? Marchese draws back, and
the referee is warning him! Al turns around, and Mike just nailed him in the
head with that chair!

Nikki: Obviously, Mike Marchese, feels, that he couldn't get the better of
Al Coholic here tonight, and is trying to make sure he doesn't get pinned.

GP: Well, he just cost himself the match, when he may have been able to turn
it around.

Nikki: Marchese looks hurt. He's trying to hold his arm, and his back, at
the same time, and looks like a bum doing so. Obviously, he can't stand the
pain any longer.

Announcer: You're winner by disqualification. Al Coholic!!

**Commercial Break**

(The camera opens up backstage, as we see Flyer rocking his North American Title.)

Flyer:Don't worry Noah, everything will be all right tonight. Count on it.

(Phelen Kell walks by.)

Flyer:Kell! Phelen! Yo! What's up man?

Phelen Kell:Hey Flyer... you still calling that your first son?

Flyer:Yeah... wanna hold it?

Phelen Kell:I think I'll pass, I've got alot of thinking to do. I've got a huge match tonight.

Flyer:Yeah, too bad I'm not involved, we could have redone some Hostile Viagra right there...

(Flyer breaks into tears as Kell slowly backs away.)

Flyer:Why did Hostile Viagra have to leave...

(Flyer looks up, a tear down his face.)

Flyer:Where did Kell go?

(Flyer gets up and walks away. Fade back to the arena.)

Television Title Match
Spaz -c- vs. Shawn Arrows

GP: Hello and welcome back to Hostile Takeover!

JT: I still can't believe those fat cats upstairs fired
US from MNM!

Nikki: Ummm... that was over 6 months ago, JT..

JT: Yea, but now I have to work two jobs! HT and I have
to sell shoes! SELL DAMN SHOES! Its just not fair!

GP: Maybe if you didn't spend your money on those
subscriptions of "Big 'Uns" then you would have a little
more money in your pocket..

JT: Touche.

Nikki: Anyway.. this next match is gonna be a good one!
Television title on the line! Spaz defends the title once
again against Shawn Arrows!

*"Twist of Cain" by Danzig plays as Spaz walks to the
ring with the TV title around his waste..*

GP: There's the champion! The reigning TV champ, Spaz!

JT: Who also has a match with High Flyer later on in the
evening, might I add!

*Suddenly, "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits the PA system
unexpectedly! Spaz looks around but sees nothing!*

GP: What the hell is going on here!!

JT: SHAWN WALKER SLIDES OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE RING!!
Spaz is looking around frantically for Arrows.. Arrows as
one of those cookie sheets!! AND HE SMASHES SPAZ WITH A
COOKIE SHEET!! SPAZ FALLS!!

Nikki: Shawn sets Spaz up!! ARROWS SHOT DDT (Back drop
into DDT)!!! THIS IS IT!!! SO EARLY IN THIS MATCH!!! THE
FORMER IML2 CHAMP PINS...

GP: And the reff won't count it!! The match hasn't
started yet!!

JT: Arrows looks pissed!! The scared reff signals for the
match to begin as he gets charged by Arrows!!

Bell: DING DING DING!

JT: Shawn grabs the reff by the shirt! And he throws him
up against the turnbuckle!! HE'S SLAPPING THE REFF
SILLY!!

GP: Arrows grabs the TV title... TV TITLE TO THE FACE OF
THE REFF!!! ARROWS!!! STOP THIS MADDNESS!! BLOOD IS
RUNNING DOWN THE REFFS FOREHEAD!!! THE REFF IS OUT!! AND
ARROWS IS HOLDING THE TV TITLE!!

JT: Spaz whips back to his feet and throws a kick at
Arrows face!!! AND HE KICKS THE TV TITLE BACK INTO SHAWN
ARROWS FACE!!!

Nikki: Arrows falls! Spaz charges Arrows and fires kicks
on the fallen Arrows! Spaz grabs Arrows! SPAZTIC
COMBUSTION (Diamond Dust) DELIVERED TO ARROWS!!!! THIS IS
IT!!! THE REFF IS OUT COLD THOUGH!! DAMMIT!! IF ONLY WE
DIDN'T HAVE THAT SHORTAGE OR REFFS!!!

GP: Spaz pins.. but it will do little good if the reff is
out!

JT: Spaz is still pinning Arrows............ its been 10
seconds! Arrows would have already lost by now!

GP: Arrows is out of it! But no reff! The reff is
starting to come to his sences! He counts! 1... KICKOUT!!
ARROWS KICKED OUT OF THE SPAZTIC COMBUSTION!!

JT: Well it wasn't all that incredible since he had 10
seconds to recover, but still, GO ARROWS!! WHOOOO!!

Nikki: Arrows lifts up Spaz with both his arms! Body Slam
to Spaz! He pins! 1..... 2.. KICKOUT!! TOO EARLY!!

GP: Spaz gets to his feet!! He charges Arrows, but Arrows
kicks him in the balls!! OUCH!

JT: Spaz collapts on the ground! Arrows pins!!! But the
reff won't count!!!! Arrows is pissed off!!!

Nikki: Arrows grabs the reff!!! ARROWS SHOT DDT (Back
drop into DDT) TO THE REFFEREE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT
REFF HAS TO BE IN A COMA!!!!

GP: Arrows drops the reff and covers Spaz!!!! Arrows
grabs the reffs hand and taps it on the matt!!
1..2..3!!!! FAST COUNT!!! BUT ARROWS BECOMES TV
CHAMPION!!! DAMMIT!!!

Winner: And NEW IWO Television Champion, Shawn Arrows

JT: Arrows is leaving the ring with Spaz and the reff out
cold in the middle of it! And he's got the title with
hin!

Nikki: That match was not fair at all! I wonder if this
will effect Spazes ability to perform against High Flyer
later on in the hour?!

GP: Theres only one way to find out!! Stay tuned for more
Hostile Takeover after this!!!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Justin Shack vs. Simon Seaman

GP: This next match is going to be a good one. Simon Seaman is looking to
continue on his quest for the United States title.

Nikki: A lot of people are starting to look at Simon and are saying he might
be able to do something here in the IWO.

JT: He started off slow but he looks to be picking things up here in the IWO.

GP: For those of you that do not know Simon Seaman was promoted from the IML
not to long ago. He didn't do much when he first got here in the IWO a few
wins here and there but not much.

JT: The man Simon will be facing is a man that is making his return to the
IWO Justin Shack.

Nikki: I think this is going to be a great match up.

GP: Your right Nikki but lets go to the ring and get this match up under way.

Ring Announcer: The next match up is a one on one event. Introducing first
from Burbank, California. Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighting 238
pounds SIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
SSSSEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAANNN!!!

*'I Just Wanna Love You (Give It To Me)' by Jay-Z blast over the PA system
and a Simon walks out. He raises his hand in the air and a few fireworks
shoot off. Simon starts walking down to the ring. As he is walking he gives
a few high five's to the fans. Simon gets into the rings and raises his
hands then he goes and stands in his corner.*

GP: Simon looks to be in great shape for this match. He looks like he is
ready to fight and I wouldn't want to be Justin Shack tonight.

JT: Well, this won't be that easy of a match for Simon. He still has to out
wrestle one of the best Justin Shack.

Nikki: Any predictions for this match? I think Simon will walk out of here
with another win.

JT: I think Justin is going to walk out the winner.

GP: I think Simon is going to win this match. He just looks to determined
to win this match.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent. Making his return to the IWO
JUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!

(Justin's music plays over the PA system and Justin walks out from behind the
curtains. As he walks down the ramp way fireworks start shooting off.
Justin slowly walks to the ring and gets in the ring.)

GP: I don't know who is going to win now. Justin looks to be in great shape
also. Look at both men stare each other down.

JT: Lets go Justin!

Nikki: They are trading a few more words but it is time for all the talking
to stop and these two men to fight it out.

Ding Ding Ding...

GP: Justin and Simon lock up. Justin sends Simon to the ropes and Simon
ducks a clothes line attempt by Justin. Flying cross body by Simon Seaman
and Justin Shack is down and Simon is going for an early pin.
One...
Two......Justin kicked out after a short two count.

JT: You could tell that wasn't even close to enough for Simon to get the pin
on Justin.

Nikki: I don't think Simon was looking for a three count there I think he
just wanted to get things going in his favor early in the match.

GP: Now Simon and Justin are trading punches. There is a right and a left.
Simon is falling backwards.

JT: Justin just kicked Simon in the stomach. Swinging neckbreaker and
Simon
is down.

Nikki: What is Justin doing now? Is he going for what I think he is going
for? Yes, he just slapped on the Figure Four leg lock.

JT: Yes, go Justin. Its only a matter of time now before Simon gives up.
His knee won't last and its going to be the last of Simon Seaman.

GP: Simon is a very tuff wrestler and we will just have to see about that.
But right now Justin is in control of this match just look at the pain on
Simon's face. The referee is right there if Simon is going to give up.

Nikki: Look at that cheater. Justin is holding onto the top rope and the
referee doesn't see it.

JT: What are you talking about? I don't see anything.

Nikki: How about you open your eyes? Justin is cheating and the referee is
going to look up and see it.

GP: Why does Justin have to cheat to win? This is wrestling. Simon is
hanging in there but how much longer will he last?

JT: Justin's going to win...Justin's going to win. HAHAHA

GP: This may be the end Simon's just fell back.
One.....
Two......
Th............NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he sat up at. That took a lot out of him to
sit up like that. Hey may have to give up.

Nikki: Remember Simon is a former IML Extreme champion. So he can take a

lot of pain.

JT: He is going to give up any second now so don't even get your hopes up.
This is great I love this.

GP: Finally the referee just looked up and he saw what Justin had been
doing. The referee just kicked his hands and he let go of the top rope. Now
the referee is breaking the hold.

JT: That isn't right the referee can't do that.

Nikki: Then why should Justin be able to hold onto the ropes?

JT: It was for balance it didn't put more pressure it was just for balance.

Nikki: I'm a woman and know that wasn't for balance.

GP: You two please stop for once. I think a lot of damage was done to
Simon's knee. He had to use the ropes to get on his feet.

JT: Yes, Simon is hurt. Put the finishing touches on him Justin.

Nikki: Your a sick man to be cheering when I guy is hurt.

GP: Justin is sending Simon to the ropes but Simon reveres he. Justin hits
the ropes Simon just picked him up on his back. Death Valley Driver that is
the offensive move Simon needed to get back into this.

JT: Come on Justin.

Nikki: Come on Simon.

GP: God you two are like a married couple.

JT: Hell no.

Nikki: What are you thinking?

GP: Back to the match. Simon has made his way back to his feet and Justin
is still on the ground. Simon is picking up Justin he has him under his arm.
Justin is up and down he goes. That was a great suplex by Simon.

Nikki: Simon now has some offense going. During the first part of this
match he didn't have much going for him now he does.

JT: Justin isn't out of this yet. He still has a lot left in him.

GP: Who in the hell is that?

Nikki: It looks like The Rev. Jessie Jackson.

JT: What is he doing out here? I thought he had been on all those news
shows telling people Gore was going to be the next President even though Gore

conceded.

GP: Welcome Jessie Jackson but why are you out here?

Jessie Jackson: I have came out here to tell all the young people that Gore
will be our next President.

JT: Gore conceded the election Mr. Jackson.

Jessie Jackson: That does not matter. He should not give up like that. I
have talked to three Bush electoral voters and they are going to change there
votes.

GP: Don't you think that is stealing the election? Why would the American
voters want that? I mean that is not what the results say of the election
say.

Jessie Jackson: He won the popular vote.

JT: Hey moron this is America and the popular vote doesn't mean dick.

GP: Doesn't it bother you that Gore has told you to stop doing this?

Jessie Jackson: I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT! I am Jessie Jackson and I will be

the first black President.

GP: Bye Jessie we have a match to get to. Okay folks we are sorry about
that. Justin Shack now has control of this match. He reversed a powerbomb
attempt by Simon. Anyway Justin just gave Simon a DDT and he is going for
the pin.
One...
Two.....
Thr........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Simon kicked out. Simon still has some fight
left
in him.

JT: Justin is only minutes away from putting away Simon.

Nikki: Why must you count Simon out? He still has a good chance at still
winning this match.

GP: Simon is back on his feet. Justin charges at Simon but Simon moves out
of the way and he picks him up and slams him down. Simon is climbing the
ropes. Could he be going for The Silencer? Justin is on his feet no. Yes,
Silencer.... NO! Justin flips down... SHACKED 4 LIFE!!!! SHACKED 4 LIFE ON SIMON SEAMAN! COVER!
One...
Two....
Three!!!

Meygon:You're winner, via pinfall, Justin SHACK!!!!

GP:Come on Shack! Let go of Seaman!

JT:He's just a kid Shack!

GP:Shack has Simon on his feet, and he DRIVES him with Shacked 4 Life again! He just laid out Simon Seaman, and Shack just spit on the face of Simon Seaman! Dear god!

Nikki:What the hell is going on!!!

**Commercial Break**

North American Title Match
High Flyer -C- vs. Spaz
Special Guest Ref: LiGiL

GP: What a night we have had! And now for the North American Title
match!

JT: LiGiL is already in the ring. He is in the middle and is waiting.

Meygon: First the challenger…from Lexington, Kentucky…weighing 225
Ibs…SPAZ!

<'Twist of Cain' by Danzig plays loudly as Spaz comes to the ring with
Cactus
and Raz. >

Meygon: Now the champion…from Bethlehem, PA…weighing 204 Ibs…he is a
grand
slam champion…and the current IWO North American Champion…HIGH…FLYER!!!

<'Loco[Snow Edit]' by Coal Chamber blares as Flyer comes from the back
with
the North American title over his shoulder. He gets a huge pop! >

Nikki: Flyer all the way



GP: And here we go…Spaz and High Flyer…

JT: Spaz jumps on Flyer…LiGiL is sitting back…he is laughing.

Nikki: Spaz is all over Flyer right now! Amazing, Flyer doesn’t even
know
what the hell hit him…he is not reacting to the blows to the head.
Spaz picks
him up and throws him into the ropes…Spaz runs into the ropes…and is
met with
a vicious clothesline from High Flyer!

JT: Jesus, those punches didn’t hurt him!

GP: Look at Spaz, he gets right up! He is standing and laughing at
Flyer.
Flyer spits in the face of the Spaz!

JT: There goes your respect Spaz!

GP: Spaz is temporarily blinded, and High Flyer throws him into the
corner,
Flyer runs toward the turnbuckle and jumps…my god…he is going to crush
Spaz!

Nikki: Spaz moves out of the way! FLYER COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE
TURNBUCKLE!

GP: Spaz now with the advantage. Spaz stomps at the down Flyer. Spaz
picks
him up and hooks him up…snap-suplex.

JT: Flyer just got thrown back by Spaz…how?!?!

Nikki: Lucky son of a bitch!

GP: Spaz continuing the assault on Flyer…who is feeling the effects of
the
suplex. Spaz grabs Flyer for a headlock…and will punches Flyer on the
temple
multiple times.

JT: Spaz is being ruthless…and the fans are loving it…everything Spaz
does…they cheer on the top of their lungs!

GP: Spaz lets go of the headlock, Flyer falls right back…Spaz into the
ropes…and jumps!

Nikki: Elbow drop across the chest of Flyer…COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THR..

GP: Damn…Flyer kicks out! He has gotten his ass kicked most of the
match!
But LiGiL made the quick count…

Nikki: LiGiL is fixing this thing. Flyer is still down!

JT: That does not stop Spaz… Spaz starts stomping at the head of
Flyer!

GP: Flyer is being dominated…Spaz picks up Flyer…and hooks him up…

JT: FLYER HEAD BUTTS SPAZ…SPAZ GOES DOWN HARD!

Nikki: Spaz is busted open…Jesus…Flyer must have a thick skull!

GP: Flyer grabs Spaz and pulls him off the ground…throws him into the
corner
and pulls Spaz up the ropes…they are both on the top turnbuckle…Spaz
seems out
of it…Flyer sets him up for a…a…COLD SNOW….MY GOD! HE WOULDN’T!

Nikki: He signals to the crowd…he is going to do it!

GP: COLD SNOW…OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JESUS CHRIST…FLYERIS GOT THIS
ONE
DONE! COVER! LiGiL COUNTING THE PIN!

ONE…

JT: HE PICKED UP SPAZ! LiGiL LIFTED SPAZ’S SHOULDER OFF THE MAT!
HAHAHA!

GP: Dammit…Flyer will lose this because of LiGiL.

Nikki: Flyer is getting up…he is looking at LiGiL…LiGiL is laughing!
Spaz
rolls him up…LiGiL with the quick count!

1…2…

GP: FLYER KICKED OUT! YES! COME ON FLYER!

JT: Flyer gets on the top turnbuckle…ROLLING HANGOVER TO SPAZ…HE
MISSED!!!
HE MISSED!!!

GP: Spaz rolled out of the way…he gets up! Spaz grabs the stairs from
the
outside…he throws them in the ring! Flyer is getting up slowly…and
Spaz is in
the ring waiting!

JT: Flyer crawls into the ring…Spaz kicks him the gut…EVENFLOW!!!
SPAZ PUTS
FLYER ON THE STAIRS! THE STAIRS ARE SET UP FOR SOMETHING…SPAZ GOES TO
THE TOP
OF THE TURNBUCKLE…HE IS SIGNALING FOR A LEG DROP!!!

GP: OH MY GOD!!!

JT: HE WOULDN’T!!

GP: HE GOES FOR IT…FLYER MOVES…SPAZ’S LEFT KNEE HITS THE STAIRS!!! OH
MY
GOD!!! SPAZ GRABS HIS KNEE!!! SPAZ IS IN A LOT OF PAIN!!! FLYER GOES
FOR
THE COVER!!! LiGiL is down!!!!

ONE…

TWO…

GP: THE REF IS NOT SIGNALING!!!

JT: ITS BECAUSE HE KICKED OUT!!! NIKKI?!?

Nikki: He did not kick out!

JT: THAT DOESN’T HELP!!!

GP: Spaz could have some serious damage! We are talking about a
career
ending injury sustained! Someone stop the damn match!

JT: SPAZ IS GETTING UP…BUT HE ALMOST FALLS BACK DOWN WHEN HE DOES!
HIS KNEE
IS TOAST!

GP: My god…Flyer smiles…there is a huge wound open on Spaz…and he
could be
helpless! Spaz is limping heavily toward Flyer…Flyer picks up the
steel
stairs! HE THROWS THEM AT SPAZ’S HEAD!!!

JT: SPAZ IS KNOCKED OFF HIS FEET!!! HE IS DONE!!!

GP: Flyer is picking up Spaz…Spaz is busted wide open!!! His eyes are
rolling to the back of his head!!!

GP: Flyer goes for a chop-block on that left knee…Spaz goes right
down! He
cringes! Flyer gleams…he has an idea!

JT: Flyer goes on the outside…and throws a table into the ring! He
sets it
up

GP: Flyer is running at Spaz for the finishing touches…

Nikki: LiGiL!!!! HE GRABS FLYER…PALINDROME THREW THE TABLE! LiGiL
GOES OVER
TO SPAZ…HE PALINDROMES SPAZ ON TO FLYER! SPAZ IS OVER FLYER! LiGiL IS
COUNTING!!!

1…

2…

3!!!!!



LiGiL: WINNER…AND NEW IWO NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION…SPAZ!!!!

GP: GOD! LiGiL SCREWS THIS MATCH UP! HE TOOK OUT FLYER AND SPAZ!
SPAZ IS
LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD…AND LiGiL GOING TO GET WHAT IS LEFT OF FLYER!

LiGiL: And Flyer…you lose because you are not good enough to hold my
North
American Championship…

runs from
the back. The crowd goes nuts and gives the loudest pop of the night.
>

JT: NOT HIM!

GP: SYPHON IN THE RING…HE PUSHES LiGiL…LiGiL RUNS TOWARD HIM…FACE
BUSTER!
FISSION THEN GIVES HIM A DEATH PLUNGE ON THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE!

Nikki: Yeah!

JT: NO! FWF PULLED AHEAD HERE! NO!

GP: Syphon helping his IWO teammate High Flyer out of the ring. Flyer
looks
back into the melee in the ring and begins to yell obscenities.

JT: He is just a little pissed…

GP: We have to take a commercial break…SPAZ IS THE NEW NORTH AMERICAN
CHAMPION!

**Commercial Break**

World Tag Team Title Match
Four Corners, Elimination Style(Sean)
Team CGI(0¿0 & Joey Malone) -c- vs. the Suicide Kings vs. Those Damned Mexicans vs. the Empire(Kefka & Sephiros)

GP: Now what?

Nikki: We've got the IWO World Tag Team Titles on the line! Team CGI
defends
against the former champion Suicide Kings, Those Damn Mexicans, and the
Empire, who we've heard a surprising amount from this week.

JT: That's the problem with the IWO! The Mexicans and the Empire get a
title
shot? For what?

GP: Because, we have like no teams in the tag division!

JT: I miss Team V.I.A.G.R.A.....let's go up to Meygon.

Meygon: THIS CONTEST IS A FOURWAY ELIMINATION DANCE! AND IT IS FOR THE
IWO
WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!! FIRST, THE CHALLENGERS!!!

<"She Bangs" by Ricky Martin plays as Diablo and Edguardo walk out.>

Meygon: Two newcomers to the IWO with a great opportunity
today.....THEY ARE
THOSE DAMN MEXICANS!

<"King Nothing" by Metallica strikes up as Ryan and Jeff King walk
out.>

Meygon: The former champions....on Hostile Takeover they came within an
eyelash of becoming the IWO World Champion, tonight they come to try
and
regain their titles........THE SUICIDE KINGS!!

<"One Winged Angel" hits as Kefka and Sephiros walk down the ramp.>

Meygon: Two former FWL champions........they get their first crack at
IWO
World Tag Team gold tonight............THE EMPIRE!!!! And now, the
champions......

<"It's All About The Pentiums" by Weird Al plays. The Mysterious
Birdman and
Joey Malone walk out, the IWO Tag Belts over their shoulders. The crowd
goes
nuts.>

Meygon: THEY ARE THE REIGNING IWO WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! TWO OF THE
WACKIEST GUYS AROUND! THEY ARE..................TEAM CGI!!!!



GP: It looks like we're going to have some problems to determine who
starts
off. The referee sends Ryan King and Diablo into the ring first. Ryan
charges
Diablo, he tries a spear, but Diablo catches him and drills him with a
DDT!
The damn Mexican with a nice elbowdrop, and he slowly picks up Ryan
King,
Diablo with a dropkick! King stumbles back into the Empire corner.....

Nikki: And Sephiros tags himself in! King doesn't look happy about it,
but he
leaves. Sephiros grabs Diablo by the waist, inverted atomic drop.
Sephiros
off the far side rope, clothesline.....Diablo grabs the arm! Fujiwara
armbar
locked on! Sephiros manages to break the hold! Sephiros lifts Diablo
up! He's
looking for the ShadowFlare! Diablo flips out of his grasp! He makes
the tag
in to Joey Malone!

JT: Sephiros and Malone circle......Malone goes in, fireman's carry
takeover!
Sephiros charges and takes down Malone with a nice shoulder tackle.
Full arm
drag and twist.....Sephiros taking Malone over to his corner, the tag
into
Kefka! Sephiros lifting Malone onto his shoulders and walks right up to
the
buckle.....Kefka has his back turned.....

GP: Kefka reaches back for Malone's neck! MY GOD WHAT A NECKBREAKER!
REVERSE
NECKBREAKER FROM THE TOP ROPE OFF SEPHIROS' SHOULDERS! That could be
all for
the tag champions! Kefka covers Malone.......1........2..........no!
Joey
kicks out from one hell of a double team move! Malone crawls over, and
he
tags in Jeff of the Suicide Kings.

Nikki: Jeff King jumps over the top rope and catches Kefka with a
dropkick!
The Suicide King living up to his nickname! The two guys in here are
both
real high flyers! Jeff shoots Kefka into the ropes, Jeff charges, Kefka
baseball slides between his legs, he catches Jeff and falls back!
Stun-Gun on
the top rope! Jeff King in trouble! Kefka goes up to the second
rope....Moonsault hits nothing but air!

JT: Jeff tags Ryan into the match! Jeff King connects with a superkick
to the
jaw of Kefka! Ryan King up top! 450 SPLASH!!!
1.............2.................NO! Kefka escapes! Ryan picks Kefka up
to his
feet, jawbreaker! Ryan grabs the legs, figure four rollup!
1...2......No!
Ryan jumps to the second rope, springboard back elbow! Ryan covers
again!
1.......2.........no! Kefka kicks out one more time!

GP: Kefka is in deep shit if he can't get out of there soon........he
crawls
over and gets the tag to Edguardo of Those Damn Mexicans! Edguardo
grabs Ryan
King by the leg...Dragon Screw legwhip! Edguardo locks a figure four on
Ryan!
Diablo comes in the ring, senton splash onto Ryan! Diablo gives the
high
sign! He picks up Ryan King....

Nikki: He has him held for a side slam.............Edguardo up
top......ELBOW
DROP!!! THE GREEN CARD FROM THOSE DAMN MEXICANS! Diablo covers Ryan!
1..........................2.............................Edguardo cuts
Jeff
King off..............3!!!

Meygon: THE SUICIDE KINGS HAVE BEEN ELMINATED!!!

JT: With the Kings down we are left with three teams! Diablo remains in
the
ring, as the Mysterious Birdman 0¿0 makes his first entrance in the
match.
The Birdman's the freshest guy at this stage in the game! He grabs
Diablo!
MYSTERY BIRD DRIVER! 1.........2........Edguardo makes the save! He
picks up
the Mysterious Birdman! BORDER PATROL (Full Nelson Bomb)!!

GP: The cover by Edguardo! 1.............2....................JOEY
MALONE
BREAKS IT UP! Malone facejams Edguardo!! MY GOD LOOK AT THE LOOK IN HIS
EYES!
HE STARTS TO HOP!!!
H..........................T............................M................L!
THE HTML TO EDGUARDO! Joey Malone makes the
cover.........1.............................2.......

Nikki: SEPHIROS SAVES!!! Sephiros picks up Malone.....SHADOW FLARE
(BackDrop
Driver)! Sephiros covers..1.......2............kickout! The referee has
lost
all control of this thing! The referee trying to straighten it
out......0¿0
grabs Diablo! They are the legal men! ANOTHER MYSTERY BIRD DRIVER!! The
Birdman covers! But the referee is distracted trying to get Malone,
Edguardo,
and the Empire out of the ring!

JT: The ref finally turns around!
1........................2.................................no! Diablo
escapes
at the last instant! The Birdman is livid! He tags Sephiros of the
Empire
into the ring. Sephiros gets in the ring.....he's behind
Diablo..........SUPERNOVA (Tazzmission)! SEPHIROS HAS THE SUPERNOVA
LOCKED
IN! Diablo counters with a kick to the balls!

GP: Diablo turns around! BAD GAS (X-Factor)!! BAD GAS!! BAD GAS!!
Diablo
covers! 1....................2.................................Kefka
comes in
and makes the save! Diablo would have had the elimination with the Bad
Gas!
Kefka is forced out of the ring, as Sephiros makes the tag into Joey
Malone
of Team CGI! Malone charges Diablo! Satellite headscissors takeover by
one
half of the tag champs!

Nikki: Joey Malone picks up Diablo on his shoulders! DVDDT! THE DEATH
VALLEY
DDT FROM MALONE!!!! Joey Malone tags in Kefka! Kefka goes up top!
Sephiros
slips into the ring and puts Diablo in a camel clutch.............KEFKA
WITH
THE LAYOUT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF DIABLO!!! THEY CALL THAT MOVE THE
SHOCKWAVE PULSAR!

JT: Kefka covers Diablo after the Shockwave Pulsar!
1....................2.......................3!!
AND THEN THERE WERE TWO!!!

Meygon: THOSE DAMN MEXICANS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

GP: This matchup is down to The Empire and the champions, CGI!!

JT:Dear god! Joey Malone comes flying in and hammers Kefka with a right hand. He sends Kefka back into the ropes, and sends him off. Kefka comes back, as Malone ... NEW ARIZONA HEATWAVE! DEAR GOD!

Nikki:Malone covers Kefka, 1-2-NO! Sephiros breaks it up. Sephiros hooks Malone, and SHADOW FLARE! SHADOW FLARE! MALONE IS DOWN! MALONE IS DOWN!

GP:IT'S DA BIRDMAN! HE JUST CLOTHESLINES SEPHIROS UP AND OVER THE TOP! 0¿0 puts Malone on top of Kefka, as he hits Sephiros with a shoulder block! Cover in the ring, 1.......2........3!!!! Malone and 0¿0 DEFEND THE TITLES!

Meygon:Your winners, and STILL, World Tag Team Champions... Team CGI!

**Commercial Break**

Main Event
Cage Match Rules
Special Guest Referee:Evan Levine
Phelen Kell -c- vs. Sam Potright vs. Syphon Fission

GP:As you can see, the steel cage is slowly being lowered for this main event spectacular, as Phelen Kell defends his newly one Heavyweight Championship against both Sam Potright and Syphon Fission.

JT:Odd match to say the least! Kell won the belt with Syphon's help on Meltdown, and now Syphon attempts to take it away.

Nikki:Odd? Who cares, it's going to be one hell of a match, and that's all that matters.

GP:As the cage slowly lowers...

("I am Your Boogieman" by White Zombie hits the pa system as Evan Levine walks out from the back, cutting Greg Parker off. Levine rushes to the ring, referee shirt on and gets into the ring.)

GP:Evan Levine is ready to take care of some business...

(The lights go out, as we hear some cords from "Sober" by Tool. Phelen Kell walks out from the back, and charges the ring. He starts to hammer away at Evan Levine.)

GP:Phelen's not going to wait till Ice Age! Evan Levine and Phelen Kell are hammering at one another!

("Faster Grace" by Custom hits the pa system as Sam Potright slowly makes his way to the ring. He seems to be focused on destroying Phelen Kell, but Syphon Fission comes from the back and hits Potright from behind!)

GP:And we have Fission battling it out with Potright, while Phelen Kell tosses Evan Levine into the steel cage. Fission sends Potright into the steel cage as well, but Fission and Potright are both going to have to climb into the cage to begin with!

Nikki:I don't think they can get in Greg! I mean, it's locked, I didn't think this was an enclosed cage?

GP:I think Kell threw that stipulation in there so that Team FWF couldn't interfer, but now Evan and Kell are left alone to battle!

JT:Like it should be Greg! Like it freaking should be...

Nikki:Fission and Potright are just hammering one another on the outside, as Kell is just throwing Levine repeatedly into the steel cage...

(All of a sudden, the ring canvas breaks, as we see none other than LiGiL inside the cage with Phelen Kell.)

GP:It's LiGiL! He has the World Title that Kell drops, and HE JUST LAID OUT PHELEN KELL!

(Evan Levine is back up, bleeding from the forehead. He looks down at the fallen Kell and trash talks him to death.)

JT:YES! Tell that knocked out Mother...

GP:JT!!!

JT:What?!?

Nikki:Oh my god! Blood! Phelen Kell is busted, not to meantion Evan Levine as well....

JT:Where the hell is Syphon Fission and Sam Potright.

GP:I have no clue... I don't even know what's going on right now...

Nikki:Both men are down, and Evan Levine has the world title high in his hands!

GP:Kell is getting back to his feet... LiGiL turns around... STEEL RAIN! LiGiL just bounced off the mat!

JT:DEAR GOD! LEVINE TURNS AROUND, A STEEL RAIN TO EVAN LEVINE! LEVINE IS DOWN! LEVINE IS BLEEDING!

::Phelen stands in the center of the cage covered in perspiration and blood. He looks around and looks down at Evan Levine laying on the mat. Looking toward the announcer he calls for a microphone, which the announcer throws over the top of the cage. Phelen picks up his belt, and looks at his reflection. Phelen drapes the championship over his shoulder as he walks over and stands over Evan Levine looking down upon him.::

Phelen: You want this title?

::Phelen drops it on Evans face.::

Phelen: Fuckin' keep it. I don't need it. Its all a game to me. I'll see you at Ice Age....Tis the season for giving so wittle Evan will get the nice red wagon he wanted so he doesn't cry.... Merry Christmas.

::Phelen throws the microphone down and storms out of the cage, stunning the audience who have all become silent.::

FADE OUT