[The scene reopens with a hart beating...then a flash of the IWO banner.... There is another hart beating and it starts to get faster as the IWO banner Flashes again and again. Then all of a sudden there is a strike of lighting |
and the IWO banner shows up on fire. The IWO Symbol then Blows up as the HT banner comes flying to the front. The sign fades out as we cut to the stage were pyro is going off and the fans are going nuts!! The camera pans all over the building as it cuts to GP, JT, and Nikki! They are sitting at the announcers table as the camera pans in on GP]
GP: FANS WELCOME TO THE IWO!!! WELCOME TO HT!! He have one hell of a show for you tonight!! First tonight we have the return of Al Coholic!! When he will take on Scott Linx! Also....Team CGI will take on the Kings for the IWO Tag belts!
JT: Also on the show we have maybe the dumbest mainevent ever seen.....but you know...this is HT...it is only the worse show since that damn head booker took over....but hey he's gone!!
Nikki: OH SHUT UP!!! I think the match my dumb friend here is talking about is Sam Potright vs Rob Kestler!
JT: I would have said it....there was no need to just come out and take my words....bitch!
GP: There is much more here tonight on HT.....lets not forget the IWO world champ is in action tonight when Evan Levine and LiGiL take on the Empire!
JT: I want to know who booked the World Champ so low?
GP: Who knows!
[All of a sudden "I am your Boogie Man" By White Zombie plays as the fans come to there feet booing! As the lights dim Sam Potright, LiGiL, The Prep Kids and Evan Levine walk out side by side! Discord standing behind
them with a FWF flag in her hand walks with them as they make there way to the ring]
JT: ALL HAIL THE FWF!!!
GP: Will you listen to the people and there boos!! They really don't like the FWF or Team FWF!
[Team FWF gets into the ring as Evan goes over to the corner and sits on the ropes. Discord walks into the center and waves the flag as LiGiL grabs the mic!]
LiGiL: ALL HAIL THE FWF!!!
[He stops as the fans all start a "FWF Sucks" chant!]
LiGiL: Say what you wish....but we all know the truth is that WE RULE THIS FEDERATION!!!
[Fans get louder as LiGiL reacts to them]
LiGiL: Tonight....just like every other night.....we will run over the talent here...and tonight like every other night....WE WILL WIN! As more me...I have the great honor of tagging with the IWO World champ...Evan Levine! We will be facing the Empire. A pack of no name losers who think they can play with the big boys! Well, it wont happen...because tonight...WE WILL RULE YOU!
[The fans boo as LiGiL hands the mic to Sam Potright]
Potright: Tonight....I enjoy my first show with people who understand me....people who know how I feel and understand what I am going though....people like LiGiL and Evan. They all see what I see....they all see
THAT THE IWO SUCKS!
[Fans start a "Potright sucks" Chant as Sam goes on]
Potright: You People only say that because you don't understand...NONE OF YOU DO!! And that's why I stand in this ring with people who do. but as for tonight....tonight I face Rob Kestler.....just another man that doesn't understand and just another person who will never EVER BEAT ME! Rob........Tonight I will take you to school and tonight you will understand for the first time!
[The fans boo as Evan gets out of the corner with the world title and takes the mic from Potright. He then drapes the World title over the top ropes and looks right in the camera]
Evan: The IWO.....a place were stars are made......were men become Legends....were people like Phelen Kell can rule!
[Fans pop at the name Phelen Kell]
Evan: You know you dumb fans can say all you want about me and my Team mates....but you know YOU WILL NEVER BE HERE!! SO SHUT UP!!
[Fans start an Asshole chant]
Evan: Tonight.....like LiGiL said...will be just like every other night....Team FWF will get stronger and will get bigger.....and we will WIN! But....Tonight will be at the same time unlike every other night. Tonight Team FWF makes sure that Phelen Kell WONT MAKE IT TO ICE AGE! We make sure that we tighten are grip on this federation...AND WE MAKE SURE THAT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU FANS.....Go home hating us even more!
[Fans get even louder]
Evan: So with that said and done...I would like at this time to show you all....THE MAN....behind us the man that rules the world...THE MAN WHO RUNS THE FWF AND IWO....JUSTIN GOLDMAN!
[All of a sudden "Take the Power Back" By Rage starts to play as the fans look to the stage to see the Owner of the FWF and 49% stock holder of the IWO walk out]
GP: OH MY GOD!!! ITS JUSTIN GOLDMAN!!! ITS JUSTIN GOLDMAN!!! THE FWF CEO!!!
JT: Everyone lets all pay are respects to are new holly lord and savor!!
Nikki: SIT DOWN YOU FREAK!
JT: Bite me!
[Justin Goldman walks to the ring and gets in as the fans boo him like there was no tomorrow. He walks over to Evan and sakes his hand as Justin turns to everyone and greets them. He then takes the mic from Evan as he looks out to the fans.]
Justin Goldman: Before we get started...I would like to say....I OWN EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU PEOPLE!!! You are sitting in MY SEATS!!! AND IN MY BUILDING DRINKING MY DRINKS AND EATING MY FOOD!!
Justin Goldman: Now lets get down to things. The Key to taking the IWO....runs though Phelen Kell...and the IWO World title! Tonight....I have devised a plan that is fool proof and will trap Mr. Kell.....in a box that he will never be able to get out of! And come the IWO's next PPV....ICE AGE! The cold will fall on Phelen Kell and Evan will retain his world title!
Justin Goldman: But.....Phelen Kell is not the only reason I am out here...the other one is....Jamie..........Kosoy!
[Fans give a mixed reaction]
Justin Goldman: Jamie you can sit at home all you want and collect the money from the IWO and be rich.....but by the time you get off your ass and come to work.....you will find that the payments have stopped...you will find
that you no longer rule the IWO...YOU WILL FIND ME AT THE HELM! Jamie.....The IWO IS MINE NOW! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
["I am Your Boogie Man" by White Zombie plays as Team FWF leave the ring and the camera cuts to a car pulling up to the building]
GP: Well......looks like maybe Psycho Jay has arrived!
JT: That's just great!
[The door to the car opens and ITS PHELEN KELL!! The fans go nuts as Kell gets out of the car and walks into the building]
GP: PHELEN KELL IS IN THE BUILDING!!! FANS WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
[Scene fades to an Ice Age Promo]
:We see a familiar face walking in the back, it's...::
Voice: I GOT...
::Al Coholic! He's back!::
Al Coholic: THE LIFE!! GOD DON'T MIND!! GOT MY BEER!! YEAH!! AND IM BACK!! Now, for the first line up business.. Mr. Camera Man, if you will kindly follow me down to the ring..
::Al leads the camera man down to the ring as the crowd is going nuts.. Al slides in the ring, and the camera man goes up the steps, Al has the microphone..::
Al Coholic: I'm back.. Yes yes.. The old me, not some goth guy.. The real Al Coholic! Now there is a certain ammount of business... Now I have not been on IWO T.V. in a whle but I have been keeping track of things.. And one person I want is.. YOU... Yes you High Flyer.. You stupid son of a bitch.. Esoteric? Yea my ass..
::Al gets closer to the camera::
Al Coholic: Flyer, if your watching this, I suggest you be scared right about now! Looks like you finally got away from your "Mid-Card Days".. Well most likely not.. Flyer, yea when I won my World Title, you might of been
the first person there for me.. and you might of been my best friend.. But now! BUT NOW things change.. You weren't there for me at Heatstroke, Flyer! YOU WEREN'T THERE!! WHERE WERE YOU FLYER?! Dude, we've been through alot of shit, but when I needed you the most where were you? You were fucking around at some toy store! Not when I was getting tore up by eleven other men! Ripping apart my arm!
::Al shows the camera the scar he had from the surgury..::
Al Coholic: Recuperation Flyer.. recuperation... YOU weren't there for me! And I take that personal.. We were talking about re-forming the late Esoterics.. now not over my dead body! You took it personal when I jumped
ship into the WWR! But it looked like you followed me, you've been in my shadow since The Cult, since the beginning.. And quite frankly.....you still are! When we fought under the WWR..who beat the shit out of you! I
spaired your life Flyer.. I did.. Look at me! LOOK AT ME!
::Coholic starts to get into a rage as the camera looks deep into him..::
Al Coholic: Flyer, you think I betrayed you!? Well if it wasn't for Phyre and Nicholas Kain, hell I still wouldn't be here.. I probably would of flocked into the fWo or something.. But here I am Flyer...I took it personal! Just remember, I know every move you are going to make, JUST A LITTLE QUICKER, before you do... you think I am just a dumb drunk? Yea, maybe.. But there is a flame.. there is a flame Flyer! You shot me down Flyer! And until I
get what I want.. Wait, let me explain something..
::Al gets a beer and drinks it.. He throws it into the crowd..::
Al Coholic: Vice President Evan said to me, about three weeks ago when we were talking about my return, if I won three straight matches against tough opponents, I would get what I wanted.. Now Flyer, you are what I want.. at
Ice Age.. Ohh now things are making sense now aren't they? Listen up.. Linx is first, then whoever next.. I am gonna start at the bottom of the ladder, and I will keep on climbing until I get to you Mr. Flyer... Just recall something, I MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE! Oh and I have one more thing.. One more bombshell, just to make the mood a little better, a little more scarier.. heheheh.. ::Al chuckles and smirks... an evil grinch smirk, but he is
really a good guy..:: I RE-INTRODUCE TO YOU....
::"Pretty Fly For A Wh---... KOW" by Rob Kestler plays as the crowd goes nuts.. ITS KYLE THE KOW!!!::
Al Coholic: KYLE THE KOW IS BACK! HAHAHAH!
Kyle The Kow: MOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo!!
Al Coholic: HAHA! Flyer, I'll catch ya later... literally!
::"Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 blasts as the crowd goes nuts as Kyle the kow leaves the ring area..::
[Then all of a sudden "Whats My Name" by DMX blasts as Scott Linx makes his way to the ring...::
Meygon: Coming down to the ring now.. SCOTT LINX!!
GP: Well looks like Al got his speach now lets get right into the action!
::DING DING DING::
Nikki: Here we go.. Al Coholic looks in good shape, lets see if he has lost a step.. Coholic and Linx square off in the middle of the ring.. Linx makes the first move, and it is a jab to the gut, he then chops Al.. He brushes Al into the corner and makes a move.. He runs the ropes, full head of steam back, and a drop kick and Al goes over the top rope onto the outside.. Linx slides out and the referee begins the ten count..
GP: Al Coholic gets into the ring and Scott Linx is stomping on him.. he is now on the second rope and lands an elbow drop. Linx now is choking the hell out of Al Coholic.. Coholic now is slow to get up, but he does and
grabs Linx by the head and throws him right outside..
JT: Uh oh! Coholic on the run, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO SCOTT LINX! COHOLIC HASN'T LOST A STEP! Al slides into the ring.. and now is taunting Linx to get up. Scott is up finally and slides into the ring.. Al gets him, and picks him up and gives him a scoop slam.
Nikki: Al Coholic now is taking it Scott Linx.. He is firing lefts and rights at the cranium of Scott Linx.. This is a battle.. Coholic and Linx are now exchanging lefts and rights.. Wait a second.. Linx gets something out of his tights... BAMM! He nailed Al with brass knuckles.. Coholic is out! Coholic is out! Linx with the cover!
GP: Very close.. Coholic just made it out! Linx now with a headbutt to Coholic.. The roll up!
JT: Coholic is showing some fight! The drunk!! He is UP! This is insane! Coholic to his feet.. He grabs Linx by the head again.. Puts him under his legs.. Lifts him up... POWERBOMB! What a move! Coholic is down though.. Scott Linx is slow to recover.
Nikki: Al Coholic stomps him to the ground and raises his arms as if he won.. But not yet! Linx is now on his knees.. He spears Coholic to the ground.. Al is stunned and is slow to get up.. Linx is up now on both feet! Coholic is staggering... Linx runs the ropes and cross body blocks Al for the pin!
GP: Coholic showing some heart with another kick out.. The crowd favorite is still in this one! Linx now gives Al the middle finger! Coholic respondes with the beer drinking thing with his hand!
JT: Chants are running with "BEER DRINKER, BEER DRINKER!".. Al is on his feet and boots Linx.. Picks him up and delievers a german suplex!
Nikki: Coholic showing some ups now as he goes to the top rope... Linx is down.. He just hit a splash from the top.. Thats what he calls the I'm Wasted! What a move! Al now gets Linx up.. Whips him to the ropes.. MUD SLIDER! MUD SLIDER! MUD SLIDER!! He gets Linx up... HAPPY HOUR!! HAPPY HOUR!! HE LOCKS THE BITTER BEERFACE!
GP: The Ref is checking on Linx.....HES TAPPING!!!! HES TAPPING!!! BUT NO!!! THE REF WAS JUST PULLED OUT OF THE RING!!!
JT: ITS EVAN AND TEAM FWF!!!
Nikki: LiGiL knocks out the ref as Evan slids into the ring....Al gets up and runs at Evan...IMPLAER!!!
Gp: Another ref is running down.......HES CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!
Meygon: Here is your winner! Al Coholic!!!
GP: Potright Helps Linx up as Evan raises his hand!!
JT: LINX AND TEAM FWF!!! ANOTHER JOINS THE TEAM!!!
GP: It doesnt matter.....Al still won and he is 2 matches away from going to Ice Age!
JT: Yea...well WHO CARES!!! LINX HAS JOINED TEAM FWF!!!
Nikki: Yea...lets all jump for joy!
[Linx and the rest of Team FWF walk back to the locker room as the scene cuts to Phelen Kell walking in the back. When all of a sudden some jobber walks up to him]
Jobber: WOW ITS REALLY YOU!!
Kell: And you are?
Jobber: Just a great fan.....But I got to ask you...why so late?
Kell: I was at the Hospital will Trent...this is were he is staying! They got the best doctors here to help him!
Jobber: GREAT!! How is he?
Kell: Fine....The Doc said he will be up and walking in days!
Jobber: That's great to hear......old pal!
Kell: Huh....WAIT!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU....GET OUT OF MY FACE!
[Kell pushes the jobber out of the way as we cut to a break]
(The scene cuts to backstage where LiGiL is standing around backstage at the coffee machine drinking a cup of java. Out of nowhere, High Flyer walks up with Kate Young at his side and confronts LiGiL.)
High Flyer: LiGiL man, listen, I come in peace. I want to talk to you. No fists thrown, no actions taken, just a simple conversation.
LiGiL: Alright, go ahead and speak your mind.
High Flyer: I want to talk to you about this whole FWF thing. Don't you think you should rethink joining up with the likes of Evan and the rest of his group. If you team with him, you're only gonna hurt yourself.
LiGiL: And how exactly do you figure that? What do I honestly need from the IWO anymore. The main man has the title and he will only help those who help him.
High Flyer: Because he doesn't need you. He doesn't need Potright, and he doesn't need the Prep Kids. He's in this whole FWF deal for himself and himself only. He doesn't want guys like you to back him up. He'll use you
til he's got the whole IWO under his thumb and then just drop you like a bad habit.
LiGiL: Whoa, whoa. What do you mean guys like me? Are you inferring that I'm a bad wrestler?
High Flyer: No, it's just....
LiGiL: Listen Pedro, you f**king mexican, you don't need to be talking. I've beaten you before and I can do it again just as easily. I don't support Evan because he is using me, I'm supporting him because I have my own
beliefs. I could care less if Evan dropped me, I'm in this because the IWO is not what it used to be. It's only a fague memory of the great days of Dane Wilt and Phelen Kell. Now we just have a bunch of mid-carders that couldn't wrestle their way out of a paper bag. I only support the FWF because they are the only ones with balls enough to stand up to the "elite" IWO. And if FWF is halted, then I will start a rebellion of my own.
High Flyer: But if you would just realize what all IWO has done for you. It has made you well known and popular among fans, and now you just want to destroy it?
LiGiL:....Ya know what Flyer, I think you're right.
High Flyer: I'm right?
LiGiL: Yea. IWO has given me a lot. I don't even know why I would want to be against it in anyway, for some reason I can't think of a reason.
(At that time, Evan and Potright come from behind and nail High Flyer in the back of the head and start pounding on him.)
LiGiL: OH! That's right, I remember my reason now! It's because piece of crap representatives like you can't even defend yourself. Look at you, being held by two great wrestler on your knees. Helpless. This is why I team
with Evan, because he and his group are the elite and I shall prove it too you right here.
(LiGiL goes over and grabs a chair.)
Kate Young: LiGiL! Don't do it! He was only trying to talk to you!
LiGiL: Shut up bitch! This is something that has to be done.
(LiGiL rares back with the chair and swings, but High Flyer rolls out of the way and LiGiL accidentily nails Kate Young. Evan and Potright immediately go over and start pounding on High Flyer.)
LiGiL: Ya know what Flyer, I kinda enjoyed nailing the shit out of your little girlfriend. I think I'll add to it! Hold him up guys, make him watch this!
(Evan and Potright hold Flyer's face straight and make him watch. LiGiL starts to stomp away on Kate Young. He then picks her up and carries to the top of a stack of boxes. He sets her on his shoulders and Palindromes her right through the table!)
LiGiL: That's what you get Flyer when you try to talk to the real elite!
(LiGiL gut shots Flyer and stomps away on him. All three of them eventually stomp the crap out of Flyer and walk away giving high fives. Flyer comes to and crawls over to Kate Young and kneels at her side with an aggressed
look on his face as the scene cuts back to the ring)
GP: My god......WHAT A MONSTER!!!
JT: You know she had it comming!
Nikki: You asshole!
GP: Here we go! TV Title match! And our participants are already in the ring!
JT: This title sucks.
Nikki: You meaniehead.
JT: Yup, that's me, meaniehead extraordinare!
GP: Only you would be proud of that, JT. Spaz locks up with "K-Mart" Kevin Martin, pushing him into the corner... but Shawn Arrows with an elbow from behind. Spaz goes to Arrows, Martin with a mule kick to the back of Spaz's head! Spaz goes into a belly-to-belly from Shawn Arrows! Arrows with the cover, Martin pulls him off! Martin goes for the cover, but Spaz raises his knees! "K-Mart" rolls off... and Arrows drops a knee into the side of Kevin Martin. Spaz is back up... Arrows drops a fist on Martin's head, Spaz grabs him, full nelson chokeslam!
Nikki: Spaz puts a foot on Arrows's chest! and Martin kicks out Spaz's other leg! All three men wanting gold, and now Martin drops himself on Spaz and begins to rain fists of fury! Martin driving Spaz's head into the mat,
and Arrows comes from behind! Tazzmission!
JT: Woo hoo. This sucks, but I'll call some of it anyway! Arrows has that thing locked in... Tazzmissionplex! Martin's head off the canvas in a flurry of pain! And Spaz is working his way up to his feet... Arrows talking
trash... and Spaz delivers a senton splash to Arrows! Arrows on top of Martin, and Spaz is on top of Arrows!
GP: ONE! TWO! NO!
JT: Who kicked out?
GP: I think it was Arrows, kicking out of Spaz's pin.... Arrows stands up, rollup by Martin! One, two, Spaz gets a kick in on Martin's skull! Arrows puts his legs on top of Martin, one, two, SPAZ ROLLS UP ARROWS, ONE,
JT: HAW! Arrows gets up, Martin getting up, Arrows goes for a superkick, Martin ducks, Martin with a DDT! Spaz climbs to the second rope, elbow drops Arrows! Martin hits a legdrop on Spaz! Talk about going at each other! Wait... that sounded remotely gay...
Nikki: Well, let a woman handle the proceedings. Martin's the one up, he grabs Arrows by the hair, and he tosses him into the corner! Now Martin going across the ring... he's signalling for... a bronco buster? "K-MART"
KEVIN MARTIN WITH A BRONCO BUSTER ON ARROWS!
JT: She's horny!
Nikki: Shut up! Martin bobbing up and down... up and down.... ohhhhhh...
GP: Okay, I'll take over from here. Kevin Martin stands on the second rope and raises his hands... SPAZ FROM BEHIND! SPRINGS OFF THE TOP, AND DROPKICKS KEVIN MARTIN TO THE OUTSIDE! DID YOU HEAR THAT SMACK! Spaz hangs on to the top rope, and he stays on his feet! He drags Arrows into the middle of
the ring... he runs, LIONSAULT! ONE... TWO.... NO! NO NO NO! ARROWS KICKS OUT! Spaz shakes his head... runs again, OFF THE TOP ROPE, SPAZ WITH A TOP-ROPE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! AMAZING! ONE... TWO...... KEVIN MARTIN PULLS HIM OFF! KEVIN MARTIN IS BACK UP, BARELY! Spaz is pissed! He's trying to shake Kevin Martin off, but Martin has a death grip! Spaz kicks him off, finally! Martin into the barricade!
JT: Spaz gets to his feet... he's going after Martin! He throws Martin into the apron! Throws him into the barricade! He kicks him in the stomach, sets him up for a powerbomb... AND SHAWN ARROWS PULLS MARTIN ONTO THE APRON! Arrows looking for a suplex, Spaz pulls out his legs! Martin has a pin! One... two.... Spaz reaches in and breaks the count! Martin now is on the mat... Spaz climbs on the apron, slingshots himself up, elbowdrop on Arrows!
Nikki: Spaz with a cover... two count. He goes to Martin, GUTWRENCHES HIM ON ARROWS! Cover! One... two... ARROWS KICKS OUT AGAIN! Spaz in disbelief! He throws Martin off, and now he's got Arrows by the hair! He's going to beat the hell out of Arrows! MARTIN FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... SPAZ KICKS OUT! Arrows is out on his feet... Martin rolls to his feet, gets an inside cradle! One... two... Spaz gets a boot in on Martin's forehead! Martin releases the cradle... Spaz crawls on Arrows, one... two... Martin
sends a forearm on Spaz's back!
GP: This is a battle! Now Spaz getting to his feet... he's jawing with Martin... ARROWS IS ALIVE! ARROWS IS ALIVE! SCHOOLBOYS SPAZ! ONE, TWO, NO NO! ALMOST! MARTIN KICKS ARROWS IN THE HEAD! HOW HE IS DOING THIS IS BEYOND ME! MARTIN GRABS ARROWS, GOING FOR AN ALBERTBOMB, ARROWS WITH A STIFF KICK TO HIS SCROTUM! ARROWS FALLS ON TOP OF MARTIN! ONE... TWO... NO! AND MARTIN IS STILL CHOKING ARROWS! SPAZ IS BEHIND MARTIN! SNAP GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX DUMPS MARTIN INTO A BLIZZARD OF PAIN!
JT: OH YEAH! OH YEAH OH YEAH! SPAZ ROLLS OVER AND COVERS ARROWS! ONE... TWO... THREE - NO!!! NO! ARROWS DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE! HE KICKS OUT! Spaz is mad! He goes to Martin, sets up Martin... scales the corner... SPAZTIC COMBUSTION! HE COVERS MARTIN, ONE... TWO... MARTIN GOT HIS BOOT ON THE ROPES! SPAZ IS LOSING IT! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT! NO ONE CAN!
GP: Spaz is going apeshit on Kevin Martin now! He's got him, picks him up... BRAINBUSTER! He grabs Arrows, drags him over... LAST RIDE POWERBOMB ON TOP OF MARTIN! Spaz shaking his head... covers Arrows... one... two... three. Spaz takes the win in a fast-paced match.
JT: Say what you will, but that STILL SUCKED!
Nikki: You bonehead.
[cuts to a Ice Age promo]
[The show comes back on the air with a shot of Kate getting loaded into the meet wagon as Flyer stands next to her]
Flyer: Don't worry baby...you will be OK!!! I promise!!
Kate: Don't leave me!!
Flyer: I will be there right after I take care of LiGiL!! I promise baby!!!
[Kate is loaded into the car as Flyer looks on as it drives away. He turns around and walks towards the ring as we cut back to the ring]
GP: Well, let's go to our next match. This is a rematch of sorts from their "I'm Your Bitch" match a little bit ago. Donnie Daze will be taking on former United States Champion, Ash "Shadow" Robinson.
Nikki: This will be their third meeting in the IWO. The first one saw Donnie take the match in an odd turn of events. AWS Man (also known as Bill) interfered knocking out both men. Donnie fell on Ash and took the win.
JT: Last time they faced, Ash was putting the United States title on the line in an "I'm Your Bitch" match. It ended up in a barn, and got brutal.
GP: But in the end, Ash took the win. Then on Hostile Takeover, Donnie interfered in Ash's match with Joey Malone. Donnie hit him with a chair allowing Joey to pick up the win, and the United States title.
Nikki: Both men are going to want this match bad. Any predictions?
GP: I'm going to go with Daze. He was embarassed severely after he was branded. He's going to be in that match looking for revenge.
JT: I'm going with Ash. Dumbass Daze cost him the United States title. If someone cost me an IWO title, I would be raising hell. Ash is going to take this one easily.
Nikki: I really don't care who wins.
GP: Let's go to our ring announcer, Ring Announcer, for the entrances.
Ring Announcer: This match is a singles match, scheduled for one fall!!! Coming out first!! From Port St. Lucie, Florida!!! He stands at 6' 3" and weighs in at 225 pounds!!! He is the master of Dazed and Confused, and
the Daze Blaze.... DOOOOOONNNNNIIIEEEEE DAAAAAAAAZZEEEE!!!!
("When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Donnie Daze, accompanied by his manager Joey Legion, walk to the ring. Donnie has a branding iron in his hand. He slides into the ring and gets on the turnbuckles and raises the branding iron in the air. Then he gets off and waits for Ash in the corner)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent!!! From Los Angeles, California!!! He stands at 6' 5" and weighs in at 265 pounds!!! He is the master of the Shadow Kick... ASH "SHADOW" ROOOOOBBBBIIIINNNNSSOOOONNN!!!!!
("Deeper Underground" by Jamiroqai begins to blast throughout the arena. The crowd gives another mixed reaction as Ash "Shadow" Robinson, accompanied by Whiskey Wayne, walks to the ring. He gets into the ring and he and Donnie have a stare down)
*DING DING DING*
Nikki: This should be a good match. Both men seem to legitimately hate each other.
JT: Donnie has that branding iron still in his hand. That could be blood for Ash.
GP: Both managers are at ringside too. That isn't good for either man. I bet before the night is over, Joey and Wayne will be fighting.
JT: Let's hope they do.
Nikki: Donnie drops the branding iron and the two men rush in at each other. Donnie quickly knees Ash in the chest. He hits a quick snapmare takeover on Ash.
GP: Ash quickly gets up and the two tie up. Ash gives Donnie a knee of his own to the lower abdomen and flips Donnie with a snap suplex.
JT: Donnie is getting up and Ash is rushing at him. Ash picks Donnie up and throws him to the ropes. So far this match has been very fast paced.
Nikki: Donnie hits the ropes and Ash attempts a clothesline. Donnie ducks it and hits the ropes again.
GP: He lunges and knocks Ash off his feet with a flying shoulder block.
JT: Donnie's going for the pin. 1.. kick out by Ash! This match still has a lot more blood to spill. It would be a shame for it to end this early.
GP: Ash is getting to his feet. Donnie picks him up and uses an Irish whip of his own. Donnie jumps to attempt a head scissor takedown, but Ash catches him!
Nikki: Ash slams him to the mat with a sit down powerbomb! 1... 2... kick out!
GP: Donnie is definitely being slowed down. Ash picks him up and whips him to the corner.
JT: Ash is in the opposite corner. He is rushing at Donnie! I wouldn't want to be Donnie right now!
Nikki: Ash hits a brutal running clothesline on Donnie! He's backing up and going for what appears to be another!
GP: Ash is back into the corner. He rushes at Donnie and hits another one of those clotheslines! Donnie is holding his chest in pain! I would be too if I were him. He could have broken ribs.
Nikki: Ash is really strong. At any moment Donnie's whole chest could cave in.
JT: Ash is in the corner again. It looks like he's attempting a third time! He runs and connects! Donnie's head just snapped back. He always hit the steel pole.
GP: Donnie is stumbling out of the corner! Ash picks him up and has him over his head!
JT: What a show of strength by Ash. He has Donnie up completely over his head!
Nikki: What a slap to Donnie's pride. He is lifting Donnie up and down like he's nothing more than a set of weights!
GP: Ash takes Donnie and slams him down. A beautifully executed gorilla press slam!
Nikki: Ash is going for the pin. 1... 2... kick out! The count seems to be getting up there.
JT: Ash picks up Donnie and slams him down with a scoop slam! He hits the ropes and comes back! Ash drops a big elbow across the throat of Daze. Daze is grabbing his throat in pain!
GP: Robinson picks Donnie up. He is setting Daze up between his legs. This is going to be some sort of power move.
Nikki: He takes Donnie up and slams him down with a massive powerbomb! Donnie is down and appears to be out! The pin!
GP: One, two, thre Kick out! Donnie kicked out! That was close!
JT: Donnie is trying to get to his feet. Ash appears to be going to the outside!
GP: Someone appears to be coming down. It's IWO United States Champion, Joey Malone. He looks to be heading towards us.
Nikki: Yep. Here he comes.
(Joey Malone pulls up a chair and puts on a headset)
Joey Malone: How's it going?
GP: Good. We're just watching this exciting match.
JM: Yep. Me too. Who seems to have the upper hand?
JT: Robinson by far.
GP: Do you plan on helping Daze like he helped you?
JM: Daze wasn't necessarily helping me. He was getting back at Ash more than he was helping me. Remember, he's the one who took out my tag team partner, Daniel Phillips.
GP: Ash is taking a table from under the ring. He slides it in. Donnie is using the ropes to get up. His branding iron is still in his corner. Joey Legion hands it to Donnie!
JT: This is going to be bloody! I can't wait! Come on Daze!
Nikki: I thought you wanted Ash?
JT: I do. But I want blood more!
JM: I hope you don't call many of my matches.
GP: Donnie has the branding iron hidden. Ash has the table set up! Daze is in the corner with the branding iron! Ash is coming towards Daze!
JT: Daze turns around and nails Ash in the head with the branding iron!!! Ash has a huge gash on his head!!! He fell like a sack of bricks!
JM: That looks like it hurt very much.
Nikki: Are you happy that you've seen blood now?
JT: Yes. But the more the merrier.
GP: You're a really sick person.
Nikki: Daze is looking to utilize the table to his advantage. He is setting Ash up on the table!! Daze is climbing to the top rope! This could be the Daze Blaze!!
JT: Whiskey Wayne is on the apron! He pushes Donnie off the top rope!!! Donnie just fell shoulder first through Ash Robinson and the table!!!!
JM: Both men are down! It's anyone's guess who'll get up first!
GP: The referee is beginning to start a 10 count!
Referee: ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...
GP: Both men are starting to move a little! Donnie is actually crawling!!
JT: Look on the outside!!! Joey Legion has Donnie's branding iron, and he's behind Whiskey Wayne! Joey taps Wayne on the back with it! He turns around and Joey smackes the branding iron over his head!!!
JM: He better hope he has plenty of Whiskey. He's going to need something to numb that pain.
(Meanwhile, the referee is up to 7)
GP: Donnie is leaning against the top rope!! Ash is on the second rope pulling himself up!!
JM: I guess the ref thinks that it's good enough! He's stopping the count!!!
JT: Both men are leaning on the top rope! They push themselves off!! They're going after each other!! Donnie swings at Ash! Ash ducks!!
Nikki: Ash backs away!! SHADOW KICK!!! SHADOW KICK ON DONNIE DAZE!!!!! ASH IS LOSING HIS BALANCE!!! HE FALLS OVER!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!
JT: The ref isn't starting a count this time. It looks like he'd rather just have the two of them beat the hell out of each other!!!
GP: Both men are sitting up! Donnie has his hand on his head!
JT: That Shadow Kick must have scrammbled his brains.
JM: I've felt it. It's nothing special.
Nikki: Both men are up again! Ash lunges at Donnie, but Donnie ducks and pushes him to the ground! Donnie gets behind him and picks him up!! DAZE HITS DAZED AND CONFUSED ON ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GP: He isn't finishing him off yet!!! Daze is going to the top rope!! HE JUMPS AND HITS THE DAZE BLAZE!!!!! ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!! DONNIE WINS!!
JT: Damn it!
JM: It's been nice talking to you people. We'll have to do it again sometime.
Ring Announcer: Your winner... DOOONNNIIIEEEE DAAAZZEE!!!!!!
GP: Daze pulls off the win....fans will be right back!
[cuts to a Ice Age Promo]
GP:Guys, Takeover has been simply insane...
("Loco" by Coal Chamber is heard over the pa system as the fans erupt in cheers. Out from the back walks High Flyer, North American Championship slung over his shoulder and dressed to fight. He wastes no time, as he gets into the ring.)
Flyer:Listen, LiGiL, I gave you your shot! I tried to be reasonable, I tried to help you get away from that scum bag Evan, but you had to go and do what you did. You had to go and send the women that I love to the hospital. She's been in enough of those this week...
JT:What's that mean?
Flyer:She's been seeing doctors, and I've been seeing these pictures, and LiGiL, you may have taken all that away from me! You may have aborted my first born you god damn son of a bitch!
JT:I heard rumors about Kate's pregnancy, but I didn't know they were true!
Flyer:LiGiL, I don't care if you knew she was pregnant or not, because that doesn't mean a thing. You hit my women, my girl, my... my life companion, and LiGiL, if you have ONE shread of decency, you'll come out here and face me, RIGHT NOW!
("Suffocate" by Finger Eleven then begins to play as boos fill the arena and LiGiL walks out with a mic in hand and a smirk on his face. While talking, he makes his way into the ring.)
LiGiL: Flyer my friend, I could honestly care less if she was pregnant. That's not the point here, the point is she got in the way and she suffered for it, not my problem. But the fact is Flyer, you thought you could tell me what to do and who to join with, and I showed you I could think and act for myself. Now if you seem to still have a problem with that, do something about it!
Flyer:You want me to do something about it, huh LiGiL? You want me to go off and some tyraid and talk about life, about how you may have just ruined my life? You want that? Or how about I just cover you in tons and tons of snow and ice?(Cheers) Which reminds me of something LiGiL.(Pause) You aren't booked for Ice Age, and I want to strangle your neck, so, if you can put two and two together without Evan's help, you can get a shot at taking away my "son," Noah Alexander...
Flyer taps the belt, the same belt he's been calling Noah Alexander ever since he won it. Of course you barely see his interviews, so it's all good.)
Flyer:You want my son LiGiL? You want to destroy my real first born, and then take away my son in training? You want my North American title?
(Flyer lays down the belt, in between himself and LiGiL.)
Flyer:Come cross the line...
GP:LiGiL's barely in the ring...
JT:FLYER DOESN'T EVEN LET HIM CROSS IT! FLYER JUST CROSSED HIS OWN LINE! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WORK IT YOU IDIOT!
GP:Flyer and LiGiL are exchanging punches, this is just a shear fist fight! Here come the men in stripes to take care of this.
(Slowly, but surely, Flyer and LiGiL are seperated.)
GP:Short work, I must say...
JT:FLYER DIVES BACK IN!
Nikki:Here we go again, rights and lefts just being exchanged! Neither man getting the advantage!
GP:And finally, we've got about ten officials out here seperating the two, as LiGiL is slowly being taken to the back. Flyer is trying to be calmed down in the ring.
(All of a sudden, Flyer races up and jumps over the turnbuckle, and down onto a pile of referee's and LiGiL, corkscrew style. The fans start chanting "Snow," as the officials in the ring drag off Flyer to the backstage area.)
GP:Dear god! We have to take a break! This is chaos! We have to get this cleared up!
GP: AND WE'RE BACK FOR MORE IWO HOSTILE TAKEOVER!! THIS SUCKS!! MY DICK WAS FIRED!!
Nikki: And now we have a WORLD TAG TITLE MATCH with the Suicide Kings and the newly founded TEAM CGI!
JT: BOOOOOO! TAG TEAM MATCHES SUCK WEJ!!
GP: Suck wej? Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?
JT: MY MASSIVE BUNG HOLE!!! THATS WHERE, DIP SHIP!!
*Suddenly, "I Am Your Birdman (Remix 4:56)" by White Zombie plays as we see 0ż0 merrily skip to the ring. He gives some members in the audience high wing (kinda like a high five, only he slaps you across the face with his wing and laughs at you). 0ż0 walks into the ring and stands their alone.. by himself.. he grabs a mic*
0ż0: Alright.. I can take these two morons on by myself!! CALL ME THE MYSTERIOUS CHICKEN WILL THEY?!?!? TRY DEPORT ME BACK TO MY HOME LAND (KFC) WILL THEY?!?!?! ALL OF THOSE THINGS MAY HAVE HURT MY FEELINGS... BUT THE COLONEL AIN'T EATIN ME TONIGHT!! COME OUT HERE YOU KINGS AND I'LL BEAT YOU DOWN WITH MY IMMENSE CARDBOARD WINGS!!! KAW KAW!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKE!!
*Suddenly, "More Human Then Human" by White Zombie plays as Jeff King runs into the ring and begins to start a fist fight with the bird thing.. and Greg Parker begins having orgasms even though it may not be that exciting at all*
GP: AND THIS THING IS GETTING UNDERWAY!! The Birdman and Jeff King are exchanging fists/wings!! This tag match hasn't even started yet!! Where the hell is Ryan King?!?!
Nikki: And that love boat Syphon Fission?!?
0ż0: OH YOU THINK YOUR GONNA KICK MY ASS HUH?!?! WELL MY ASS IS A HEEL!!!
Jeff King: Uh.. your ass is about to have the heel of my foot in it..
0ż0: ARE YOU SAYING YOUR GOING TO PERFORM ANAL SEX TO ME?!?!?! ISH!! ISH!! ISH!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!! KAAAAWWWWWWW!!!
GP: MYSTERIOUS CANARY KICK (Super Kick) TO JEFF KING! KING FALLS! KING FALLS!
JT: Here comes Ryan King!
GP: Ryan King leaps into action! Ryan King grabs the Birdman and throws him in the corner! He charges the Birdman as he leans in the corner! He leaps! SPLASH TO THE BIRDMAN WHILE IN THE CORNER!
Nikki: Jeff King grabs a steel chair from under the ring! He throws it to Ryan King! RYAN KING DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO THE BIRDMANS HEAD! AND THAT MASK ALMOST FALLS OFF!!
Jeff King: Alright JACK NIGHT... we're finally going to find out that this is really you, JACK NIGHT... prepare to be unmasked JACK NIGHT!
GP: THEIR GOING TO UNMASKED THIS IDIOT! YES!
Ryan King: ... BUT FIRST... we will perform the most deadly tag finisher in the IWO to this masked mid-carder.. Underestimation.
GP: RYAN KING AND JEFF KING LIFT UP THE BIRDMAN!! THE BIRDMANS LEGS ARE SHAKING VIOLENTLY! UNDERESTIMATION ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! BLOOD IS SEAPING OUT OF THE BIRDMANS MASK!! JEFF KING GOES TO UNMASK 0ż0!!! AND ITTTTTSSSS.......
*Suddenly, "Paper Cut" by Linkin Park plays as Jeff King and Ryan King are deverted from unmasking 0ż0 to attend to Syphon Fission*
GP: DAMMIT!!! AND WE WERE SO CLOSE TO FINDING OUT!!!
JT: The Kings run out of the ring and meet up with Syphon on the ramp! Syphon tries to fight them off, but theirs just too many of them!
Nikki: Syphon is pushed into the crowd by the Kings! And this fight continues in the sea of humanity!
JT: Syphon grabs a dish full of soft drinks from a vender in the crowd! AND HE SLAMS THEM OVER RYAN KING! Ryan falls below the crowd where the camera cannot see him!
GP: Jeff is trying to find out what the hell happened to Ryan!
Jeff King: Ryan? Where are you dammit! Ryyyannn?
Syphon Fission *in a Ryan King voice*: Errr, hello Jeff King I am Ryan King and I am a homosexual.
Jeff King: REALLY? WELL I CAN'T HAVE A GAY TAG PARTNE-... UGGGFF!!
GP: Syphon Fission grabs a fan in the audience by the feet and swings him into Jeff King!
JT: Syphon is doing all the work while Jac-... er... The BIRDMAN lays on his ass in the ring..
Nikki: Syphon is dragging Jeff King through the crowd and to the ring! He grabs Jeff King! DEATH PLUNGE TO JEFF KING!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! RYAN IS RUNNING FRANTICALLY THROUGH THE CROWD TO THE RING IN HOPES OF STOPPING THIS!! SYPHON PINS!
1.........2.............THHRR RYAN KING NAILS SYPHON WITH A CHIAR!
GP: Ryan King has knocked Syphon with that chair! But Syphon keeps coming! He grabs Ryan King by the neck! But Jeff King gets up! AND HE HITS SYPHON TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR! Syphon whips around, a little dazed, and tries to take down Ryan King! BOTH JEFF AND RYAN KING HIT SYPHON WITH THEIR CHAIRS AT THE SAME TIME!! SYPHON GOES DOWN!!
JT: SUICIDE KINGS PIN!! DAMMIT!
1........2......... WHAT THE HELL!
Nikki: A FLYING MIDGET WITH A JET-PACK COVERED IN FEATHERS TAKES OUT RYAN KING!! IF THAT ISN'T CHEAP THEN I HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!
GP: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! A DRUNK MIDGET FAN OF KESTLER?!
JT: THE FEATHERED MIDGET RUNS TOWARDS JEFF KING AND BITES HIM IN THE CROTCH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Jeff King: JIMMINY CHRISTMAS!
GP: JEFF KING FALLS!! THIS IS GROSS!! WHO IS THAT?!
0ż0: I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION MR. PARKER! COLUMNIST OF PARK PLACE!
GP: How can you hear me? I'm way over here at the announcers table?
0ż0: I HEAR ALL!! AND ABOUT THIS MIDGET.. HE'S MY LITTLE JEWISH MIDGET BIRD... HIS NAME IS LIL BIRDIE!! NOW RUN LIL BIRDIE!! RUUUN!!! RUN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!
Lil Birdie: OY VAY, OY VAY!!
GP: This has got to be the stupidest thing ever.
JT: Lil Birdie charges Ryan King! And he head butts him in the groin! He goes right for the crotch!
0ż0: I AM THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE IN THE IWO!!! THE KINGS MADE A FATAL MISTAKE WHEN THEY MESSED WITH ME.. NOW THEY ARE TANLGED IN THE FEATHERS OF THE ALL MIGHTY!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! NOW IT IS TIME... TO PIN!!
JT: 0ż0 puts Syphon Fissions hand over Jeff Kings neck!!
GP: 1......2......3!!!! THEY'VE ACHIEVED IT!! TEAM CGI IS THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! AND THEY ARE CHEERING IN THE RING!!!
*Syphon Fission stands up with blood leaking all over his forehead, 0ż0 has blood all over his mask and he hands Syphon both the World Tag Team titles.*
GP: SYPHON HAS BECAME AN IWO CHAMPION AT LAST!!!
Winner, and New IWO World Tag Team Champions: Team CGI
Nikki: WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES THE PREP KIDS! THE PREP KIDS RUN INTO THE RING AND ATTACK THE BIRDMAN AND SYPHON FISSION!! WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES JOEY MALONE!! AND THE ASH ROBINSON SLOTH!! AND ALL THE REST!! JOEY, SYPHON AND THE BIRDMAN FIGHT TPK OUT OF THE RING!! TPK WALKS OFF STARING AT THE TAG TITLES IN SYPHONS HANDS!
JT: That has to be the BEST tag match I have ever seen in a while!
GP: Ya it was! And stay tuned later on when we have another great tag match! Evan and LiGiL against the Empire! But first, we gotta go to commercial break.. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
[Cuts to a Ice Age Promo]
::Camera opens up to Al Coholic's locker room.. He and Kyle The Kow are drinking some beer..::
Al Coholic: Cheers!
Kyle The Kow: MOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOO!!
::There is a knock at the door, Al Coholic opens the door, it's High Flyer with a bandage over his head..::
Flyer: Look bitch, your way out of line?
Al Coholic: Oh, I'm out of line!? You not being there for me, isn't that out of the line too!? This is all pay back..
Al Coholic: What are you laughing for?
::Flyer pulls out a long piece of wood from his coat.. He is about to hit Al, but Al kicks over his dresser, which is ten feet in the air.. As it falls over beer bottles are all in it, and come crashing on Flyer.. they all break..::
Al Coholic: Just like I said.. Always a step ahead of ya.. Dumb shit..
::Camera fades back to the ring.::
GP: Its really just not Flyers day is it?
JT: Yea....right.....anyways its time for are next match!!! Cyanide vs AWS MAN!!!
[All of a sudden the show cuts off to a "Breaking News"]
Voice: We now cut to breaking news in Florida!
[The scene opens with people standing outside of the state building. All of a sudden Ralph Nader walks out with papers in hands as a voice is heard]
Voice: Ladies and Gentleman...The President of the United States!
[Nader walks to the stand and talks]
Ralph Nader: My Fellow Americans. Today is a day for rejoice! Today at 10:30 PM I have declared myself President elect!!! Due to my appnotes in the race talking there sweet old time. I was able to file an appeal in the
Supreme Court today that was heard and was made official that I am the president Elect!
Ralph Nader: And as your next president ..I would like to say that this is a big win for the American people and a big win for Pot Smokers all over the land!! For today we have won a major battle in the war agents anti drug protesters! To celebrate, were going to have a major pot party at the white house on January 12th!!! AND SOMEONE BRING THE KEG!!! Thank you!
Voice: We now return you to your regularly schedule programing!
GP: WHAT A MATCH!!! I NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!!
JT: Yea....I know...I bet you that no one will ever try that again!!!
Nikki: It had to be the single most greatest thing to ever happen in the IWO!! OR EVEN THE WORLD!!!
GP: How AWS MAN was able to kick out of that 14 story drop...beats me!!!
JT: How did Cyanide live though that sudden tornado?
Nikki: Who knows....but lets go to Meygon for the official word!
Meygon: HERE IS YOUR WINNER........AND STILL IWO PACIFIC CHAMP!! AWS MAN!
GP: Wow...what a match....fans we need to take a break!
[cuts to a news update]
Reporter: Hello IWO fans, I am reporter! I'm standing here with current IWO US Champion, Joey Malone, thanks for being here Joey.
Joey Malone: No probl...What the hell!
Reporter: Excuse me Joey?
Joey Malone: Umm...nothing.
Reporter: Umm-k, now where was I? Oh yes, how does it feel to be the IWO US Champ?
Joey Malone: Well this title means a whole... FUCK!
(Something apparently is bothering Joey.)
Reporter: Well that's a bad way to describe it.
Joey Malone: No... something is hitting me!
Reporter: Are you OK Joey?
Joey Malone: Damn.. Hellfire what is this shit!
(He picks something up...ALOTIODS! Over behind a storage bin we see the Kings, a hand full of the curious mints, and wide smiles.)
Joey Malone: Who the hell throws Altoids?
Joey Malone: They get you too?
Reporter: No... I just found out my wife is cheating on me with David Hasselhoff.
(Suddenly Jeff blurts out.)
Jeff King: Baywatch rules!!!!!!!
Joey Malone: Hey who is that!
Ryan King: Now look what you did, dumbass!
(Joey runs over and see's the Kings with the Altoids. He starts kicking them in the butt as they get up and run. The scene fades as Rob Kestler walks by and picks up one of the Altoids, thus eating it as the camera shot cuts
back to the ring)
GP: And here is the second of our Tag Team matches tonightâ€¦
*Suddenly, "One Winged Angel" by Yasunori Mitsuda blares over the speakers as Sephiros and Kefka come from the back. They get a mixed reaction from the crowd. *
Ring Announcer: Firstâ€¦the challengersâ€¦from god knows whereâ€¦Sephiros and Kefkaâ€¦THE EMPIRE!
*The two entire the ring and look at the entrance ramp. "I am your Boogie Man" By White Zombie plays over the speakers as the crowd erupt in a sea of boos. Evan Levine and LiGiL walk out of the back, with Evan having the IWO World Title over his shoulder. *
Ring Announcer: Their opponentsâ€¦they are part of the FWF faction of the IWOâ€¦LiGiL and IWO WORLD CHAMPIONâ€¦EVAN LEVINE!
*The two just look into the ring. People throw stuff from rotten fruit to piss filled balloons at LiGiL and Evan. They enter the ring and the bell rings. *
GP: And this match is underway...looks like LiGiL and Kefka will start this thing offâ€¦
JT: GO FWF!
Nikki: Jesus Christâ€¦Kefka charges at LiGiLâ€¦clothesline. LiGiL goes to the mat. The fans go wild. The Empire is not well liked by the fansâ€¦but whenever its against Evan and LiGiLâ€¦then whoever they face is the top face.
GP: GO EMPIRE! Kefka picks up LiGiLâ€¦scoop slam.
JT: Kefka tags in Sephiros. Sephiros just picks up LiGiLâ€¦suplex on LiGiL. COME ON! USE SOME WEAPONS!
Nikki: Sephiros does an elbow drop on LiGiLâ€¦LiGiL needs to get Levine in this thing.
GP: Evan is just toying with the fansâ€¦flaunting that IWO World Titleâ€¦Sephiros throws LiGiL into Levineâ€¦he spills off the mat. The fans now in his faceâ€¦
JT: Whatâ€™s wrong with Evanâ€¦
Nikki: The fact that he does not deserve to be IWO World Champion!
JT: THATâ€™S ONLY A FACES POINT OF VIEW! Levine now back in his corner. He slaps LiGiLâ€™s back.
Nikki: Blind tag. Levine now comes inâ€¦he starts hammering Sephirosâ€¦but Sephiros looks unaffected. Sephiros now throwing punches at Levineâ€¦
JT: COME ON EVAN! GO FWF!
GP: Evan has the upper hand hereâ€¦he throws him into the ropesâ€¦back body drop.
Nikki: Levine jumps on Sephirosâ€¦he is punching his head! He is choking him now! What a bastard!
JT: YEAHâ€¦GO LEVINEâ€¦FUCK THAT BITCH UP!
GP: Levine finally gets off Sephirosâ€¦he is showing off to the fans now. They throw beer at him! He is relishing this! Sephiros is up nowâ€¦SUPER KICK! COVER!
JT: KICK OUT! THAT IS UNFAIR! THE REF COUNTED TOO FAST!
Nikki: Sephiros gets upâ€¦he is just kicking Levineâ€™s head. He picks up Levineâ€¦POWER BOMB!
GP: Sephiros picks up Levineâ€¦he gives him a clotheslineâ€¦
JT: Sephiros now tags in Kefka. Kefka jumps into the ring and gives Levine a head butt. Levine is limp. Kefka now climbs the turnbuckleâ€¦COME ON EVAN!
Nikki: LEVINE GOT THE KNEES UP! HE JUST CRUSHED KEFKAâ€™S RIBS! LEVINE STRUGGLING TO LiGiL! TAGS IN LiGiL! LiGiL now plays with Kefkaâ€¦he is kicking in his ribs.
JT: ALL THIS MADE POSSIBLE BY EVAN LEVINEâ€¦HAHA!
GP: Now LiGiL picks up Kefkaâ€¦inverted DDT! He picks up Kefkaâ€™s body and puts him on the turnbuckleâ€¦
Nikki: Oh shitâ€¦
GP: LiGiL SETS HIM UPâ€¦PALINDROME!!! PALINDROME!!! LiGiL with the cover!
GP: Sephiros makes the save! Sephiros starts to hammer LiGiLâ€¦the ref is trying to separate themâ€¦
JT: Yesâ€¦Levine goes under the ringâ€¦he grabs a lead pipe! Kefka now on his feetâ€¦he slams Kefka in the head with the pipe! The refs back was turned! And the fans are booing like nuts!
Nikki: Sephiros goes back to his cornerâ€¦LiGiL tags in Levineâ€¦
GP: Levine picks him upâ€¦CONCEPTUAL PERFECTION!!!
JT: Evan goes for the pin! It's all over!
JT:WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE!!!!
GP: EVAN HAS JUST FALLEN THROUGH THE RING WHILE HE WAS PINNING KEFKA!!!
*Instant Replay shows Evan falling through the mat again while pinning Kefka, unusually.*
GP: WAIT A MINUTE!!! NOW THE RING IS BLOWING UP!!! THATS RIGHT!!!! PIECES OF THE RING ARE BLOWING UP!!! SEPHIROS IS HIT WITH A LARGE CHUNK OF MEDAL FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!!! HE FALLS TO THE GROUND!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!
Nikki: LiGiL tries to run away!!! BUT JOEY MALONE AND 0Âż0 BEAT HIM DOWN WITH BROOMS!! YES, FUCKING BROOMS!!! I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!! THIS IS ALL ABOUT SUPERIORITY OVER ALL THE OTHER IWO TAG TEAMS!!!
*Suddenly, Evan Levine rolls out from under the ring, unconscious. Then Syphon rolls out from the other end with a microphone in one hand and a crow bar in the other, perfectly in order. He has a bandage of his head
that is blood soaked. *
GP: WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT!?!
Syphon Fission: Hello IWO.. I suppose your wondering why you see this tag team match being destroyed before your very eyes..
*Syphon looks over towards poor LiGiL who is still being beat by the brooms*
Syphon Fission: Well I'll tell you why we have to do so much destruction... its because Team VIAGRA wasn't taken seriously... Team Tampax wasn't taken seriously... WE ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN FUCKING SERIOUSLY!! Team CGI will be the REIGNING TAG TEAM FORCE IN THE IWO AS OF NOW!! We will be
enforcing EVERY damn tag match for now on in some way. We will decide who wins. We will decide who gets pushes. We are going to win those IC tag belts from Team Tampax on MNM!! Team Tampax are LOSERS. They are NOTHING compaired to us. NOTHING!! Their time has passed. We are going to eliminate all of the competition. And at Ice Age, we will retain the titles!! THEIR IS NOTHING
THAT IS GONNA STOP US FROM RULING THE IWO'S TAG DIVISION!!! NOTHING!!!!
*Syphon grabs his crow bar and hammers it once into Evans face*
Syphon Fission: Nothing.
*Syphon goes over and lifts the IWO World Title in the air. He gets a huge pop. *
*Joey Malone and 0Âż0 stop beating on LiGiL with their brooms and follow Syphon out the curtains as "Paper Cut" by Linkin Park plays...*
GP: It looks like Syphon is all business tonight.
JT: We can only imagine what is to come from in the future from Syphon beating on Evan.
GP: Well.. nows our signal to go to commercial break.. we'll be right back!!
[The show comes back on with a shot of a limo parked in the back. All of a sudden the camera pans over to see Team FWF walking to the limo with Evan and Justin Goldman infront!]
Goldman: You sure you know what to do right?
Evan: Justin....its my plan! YES!! I know what to do!
Goldman: OK I was just maken sure.
Evan: Don't worry...I came up with it...all you have to do is stand ready. OK!
Goldman: Yea...got yea!! Good luck!!
Everyone: Good luck!!
[Evan gets into the limo and drives off. Goldman then walks over to a car and gets in himself. As he drives off and pulls to the side of the building. The camera cuts to the ring]
GP: Fans, welcome back! You're just in time to see High Flyer defend his North American Title against Mike Extreme!
JT: Although I really don't like the guy all the much, High Flyer has really stepped up his game since he became one of the IWOs leading fighters against the FWF. He'll retain here tonight, I'm sure.
Nikki: Wow JT, you just amazed me.
JT: I did? How?
Nikki: You gave actual insight to the match without once making a rude comment! I'm so proud of you!
JT: Whatever... I just said that so i could stare at your breasts...
GP: Was it worth it JT?
JT: Of course!
GP: Yeah, let's just go to the ring and turn this over to Meygon for the wrestler introductions.
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the IWO North American Title! *Loud cheers*
("I'm Not the Champion" by the IWO Jobbers blasts over the PA.)
Meygon: Introducing first, the challenger... Weighing in at 325 pounds... Mixe Extreme!!
(Extreme comes out to a chorus of boos from the fans. As he gets to the ring, his song stops and "Loco" by Coal Chamber begins as the crowd goes absolutely nuts.)
Meygon: And his opponent! Hailing out of Bethlehem, PA, and weighing a slim 204 pounds, he is your North American Champion!!! He is, High Flyer!!!!
GP: Flyer is charging the ring and this match is underway in a hurry! Flyer is throwing a flurry of punches, catch Mike Extreme a little off-guard.
Nikki: That's a good strategy by High Flyer. He's outweighed by over a hundred pounds, so he's going to need to rely on his quickness to pick up the win here.
GP: Good point Nikki. Flyer's got Extreme on his heels now. Flyer into the ropes to gain some momentum, and a drop kick that ALMOST knocks Extreme down! Flyer back into the ropes, cross body block! But Extreme catches him and turns it into a massive powerslam!!
GP: Flyer is down, and that hurt him. Extreme looks at the fallen Flyer, and puts him in a quick arm bar.
Nikki: Look at Flyer, trying to get out of that hold. Hes in so much pain there.
GP: Flyer is struggling to get to the ropes, and finally he does. The referee is counting, and Extreme reluctantly lets go of the hold. Flyer is just laying on the ground holding his arm, and he pulls him self to a knee. Extreme finished the job, taking a hold of his hair and pulling him up. Gorilla press... HOLY
JT: Bad Greg, you can't say that on national television!
GP: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?? HIGH FLYER WAS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND RIBS FIRST ONTO THE GUARD RAIL OUTSIDE!! MY GOD!!!
Nikki: How can Flyer take something like that?
GP: I really don't know... but Extreme is taking no measure to get Flyer while hes down.
JT: He's just having a nice little chat with the ref, to let Flyer think about whats going to happen to him when he gets back into the ring.
Nikki: How is Flyer up already?
GP: I don't have a clue Nikki. I guess thats just the resilience of High Flyer at work here. Flyer rolls back into the ring and is immediately attacked by Extreme. Extreme send him into the ropes, oh, and Flyer saw it coming! He gets Extreme in a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout!
Nikki: Wow, wouldn't that have been something if Flyer just won?
JT: Well, it seems that High Flyer has taken the advantage to the match now. He takes Extreme and props him into the turnbuckle. He's up there with him, sending fists into the head of Mike Extreme! The fans are counting along, and the referee makes Flyer stop after 10. HE hops off the ropes, wait, he's back up there! Tornado DDT!!
GP: Wow, what a move by Flyer! He goes for the cover! 1.. 2.. 3Kickout!!
Nikki: Look at Flyer! He's pumped up!
GP: Flyer signaling to the fans, and they erupt in cheers!! Vertical suplex to Extreme, and Flyers on the top turnbuckle! He's going for the Flying Moon Shot! There it is!! But Extreme moved out of the way!! And Flyer is in trouble! Extreme is... dancing?? Huh?
JT: Extreme's won! He's the new North American Champion!
GP: Flyer's up against the ropes! There it is!! Jobbed to Hell, Extreme's finisher!! But Flyer falls outside of the ring!
Nikki: Hey, what's LiGiL doing out here?
GP: OH!! LiGiL NAILING FLYER WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!!
Nikki: I guess LiGiL just wanted to make sure he faced Flyer at Ice Age.
JT: Guys, look at Extreme! He's flipped!!
GP: Mike Extreme chasing after LiGiL for costing him the title, fans, we'll be right back!
[Cuts to a break]
[The show comes back on the air]
::"Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 blasts as Al Coholic comes out with Kyle The Kow, they come down to the ring..Al grabs the microphone..::
Al Coholic: I GOT THE LIFE!! GOD DON'T MIND!! GOT MY BEER!!! YEAH!! Now High Flyer, so far this night, I have been one step ahead of you.. Why am I so confident? There's been someone who has associated himself with me, telling me everything.. Now lets go back in the fotage..
::Fotage goes back about an hour ago when Flyer was in his locker room before he goes into Al's locker with the 2x4.. We see the guy filming everything..::
Flyer: Oh Mr. Drunk thinks he's so fucking great? Come on now.. He's in for the night of his life..
::Flyer grabs a 2x4 piece of wood..::
Flyer: He's in for a rude awakening.. And I'm going to give it to him.. HAH! Whose one step ahead of him now?!
::Flyer leaves his locker room...::
Voice: Yo Al... These walkie talkie things rule.. Yo I got everything on tape... He's going to your locker room right now, be aware he has a 2x4.. You know that dresser, put all those beer bottles from the book bag I gave
you into there, and when he pulls it out, knock if over, it should land on him..
Al Coholic: Alright, thanks dude..
Voice: No prob..
Al Coholic: Later...
::Fotage ends as focus goes to Al Coholic in the corner laughing his ass off, Kyle The Kow bursts out with a chuckle as well..::
Al Coholic: HAHHAAHA! One step ahead of me Flyer? You really out did yourself now! Now many people are wondering who the hell that is.. Well...
::Al takes out the walkie talkie..::
Al Coholic: Yo, come on down!
::"Loco" by Coal Chamber plays as High Flyer runs down to the ring as he does.. Al says to the walkie talkie, "just wait one second"... Flyer comes down to the ring with a microphone..::
Flyer: Al, cut the shit.. Were doing it man-o eh man-o.. Right now.. Not with your goon..
Al Coholic: Goon? HA! Ok.. Let's go!! YOU AND KYLE THE KOW!!
Flyer: I said man to man..
Al Coholic: Well, I'm saying man to cow...
::Flyer is about to spear Coholic, but Kyle gets in the way and Flyer runs right into him.. Dazed, Flyer is standing.. Coholic gets him and nails the Happy Hour... He locks in the Bitter Beerface and puts the mic to his mouth..::
::"Rollin(Urban Assault Mix)" by Limp Bizkit blasts.. SCOTT STONE IS RUNNING TO THE RING WITH WALKIE TALKIE IN HAND! HE IS LAUGHING AT FLYER AS FLYER IS IN THE BITTER BEERFACE..::
Al Coholic: HAHAH!
Scott Stone: Surprise!!!!
::Camera cuts as to a break with fans just confussed as hell::
GP: Well fans, what a night we've had here at Hostile Takeover and it's only about to get wilder here as we head into our main event. We've got Sam Potright taking on Rob Kestler with a special guest referee.
JT: Well it's obvious that Sam Potright has the advantage here. He's got Evan and the FWF in his corner while Rob Kestler has "Derp".
Nikki: You're starting to get weird. For a second there you were sounding like Kestler himself.
GP: Well fans, there's only one thing to do, let's get down to Meygon for our final ring introudctions and to find out who the special guest referee is.
Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's Main Event. Coming to the ring first, he is the former, IWO World Champion, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 313lbs...ROB KESTLER!!!
Nikki: Listen to this pop for Rob Kestler! I think the IWO really appreciates the decision made by Jamie Kosoy to re-instate Kestler, and here he is in tonight's Main Event.
Meygon: And his opponent...he is a member of the new FWF faction, being accompanied by Beth Potright, from Salem, Massachusettes and weighing in at 207lbs...SAMUEL POTRIGHT!!!
JT: Potright is going to kick ass!
JT: What was that for?!
Nikki: Cuz I felt like it.
GP: How about you guys shut up so we can find out who the special guest referee is.
Meygon: And tonight's special guest referee.
"Sober" by Tool hits the PA.
GP: OH MY GOD! IT'S THE LEGEND HIMSELF! PHELEN KELL IS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH!! SAM POTRIGHT IS FURIOUS!
JT: NO NO NO NO!! NOT KELL!
Nikki: This is going to be interesting...AND LOOK AT THIS, POTRIGHT RUNS TO KESTLER AND TACKLES HIM...THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!
GP: Potright continues his series of lefts and rights as Phelen Kell makes it into the ring. Kell now telling Potright to get off. Potright stands up and stares into the eyes of Kell.
JT: Both men now exchanging words to each other. Kestler now getting up and shoves Potright down. Potright gets up. They lock up, Potright sets Kestler up and scoop slam on Kestler.
Nikki: Potright has become a lot more agressive since joining up with Evan. It could be good for his career.
GP: Either way, Potright has the advantage in this match up. Potright now gets Kestler in a sleeperhold while he's on the mat. Kell now checking the hold. KELL IS BREAKING THE HOLD! Kell said it was an illegal chokehold!
Potright is getting Kell's face again.
JT: WATCH OUT POTRIGHT! HERE COMES KESTLER! Kestler rolls up Potright! Kell counts!
NO! Potright kicked out! Potright now back to his feet and swinging neckbreaker on Kestler.
Nikki: Kestler is having trouble making offensive moves today. He needs to get off his ass and dig into Potright.
GP: And Kestler may do just that as he catches Potright in the gut with a boot. Kestler now in control as he lifts Potright and nails and suplex. Kestler now heading to the top rope and drops a big knee to the chest of Potright. This could be it..he makes the cover!
THRNO! My God, I have to admit, that was a very fast count on the part of Phelen Kell.
JT: For once, I agree. Kell is pathetic. He's going to cost Potright this match.
Nikki: Kestler lifts Potright to his feet. German suplex by Kestler. Kestler now sets Potright up for a figure-four! Kell checks to see if Potright is giving up.
GP: Potright is in pain, even though he doesn't show it. He is struggling to get to those ropes. Wait, Rob Kestler releases the hold and he stomps the back of Potright's knee. Kestler now celebrating.
Kestler: ROB KESTLER FOR CHAIRMAN!
JT: This could be a mistake on Kestler, he should be making the cover on Potright, but I'm not going to complain. Potright slowly getting to his feet now, he gets a fist into Kestler's gut and WAR WITHIN A BREATH!! WAR
WITHIN A BREATH! POTRIGHT NAILED IT!! COVER HIM COVER HIM!!
Nikki: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! That took everything Potright had. Potright now crawling over to Rob Kestler, he gets an arm over him...he's got a cover.....Kell goes down for the count!! 1..........2.............3!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!! HE BEAT KESTLER!!!
GP: Potright gets up slowly as Kell steps back. Potright jumps in the air celebrating! As Kell goes over to raise his hand!......WAIT NO!!! WAR WITHIN A BREATH! Kell is down!!!
JT: YES!!! YES!!! WHAT A GUY!!!
Nikki: LOOK!! Here comes LiGiL, Linx and The Prep Kids!!! They get into the ring and are all now beating down on Kell!!
GP: DAMN IT THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!!
JT: IT SO IS!!!
Nikki: All 5 men hold Kell up and force him to watch the IWO TRON!!!
[All of a sudden it turns on to show a shot of a hospital room. The camera pans around it as a life support system is on. The camera then pans over to show Evan Levine standing over Trent McFarlane!!!!]
GP: MY GOD NO!!! McFarlane is helpless!
JT: PULL THE PLUG!!
[Evan walks over to the side of McFarlane's bed and sits down next to him.]
Evan: Phelen...what was the thing that brought you to the IWO? OH YEA!!! McFarlane!!!! This one man...this one helpless man brought you back into my life and all of the fans out there. Well...you know what....I see it
one way. The thing that got you into the IWO again.....will be the same thing to get you out!
GP: What does that mean?
[Evan pulls out a needle as he pushes the air out of it and taps it a few times.]
Evan: In this small needle holds the end of Phelen Kell and Trent McFarlane!!! In this small thing I hold.......the end of Trents man hood.....I hold Prostate Cancer!!!
Nikki: MY GOD!!!!!
Evan: Say good bye to your man hood Trent!!!
[Kell starts screaming in the ring as Evan sicks Trent with the Needle and pushes in the Cancer!!! Kell Screams out as Trent wakes up as Evan pulls out the needle! He jumps at Evan as Evan over powers him and tosses him
though a glass door!!! Cops come running down the hall way as Evan smashes glass containers over the head of Trent! The cops get to Evan and hold him back as Trent lies in a pool of his own blood!]
GP: MY GOD!!! WHAT HAS EVAN DONE?!?!
JT: Made Trent a woman?
[Kell going nuts in the ring over powers LiGiL and slams him into Linx knocking them out of the ring. Kell turns around and takes out Potright and then both Prep kids as he jumps out of the ring running to the back!]
GP: Fans....I really don't know what to make of this! Evan Levine has done the unthinkable!!! He has injected Phelen Kells best friend with Prostate Cancer!!!
[The scene cuts to the back were we see Kell get out side and jump into his car. He starts the car up and pulls out of the building as all of a sudden another car comes slamming into Kells car and smashing in the drivers side!!]
GP: MY GOD!!! KELL IS DEAD!!!
JT: GOOD SHOT!!
Nikki: Phelen Kell has just been hit with a car!!!
[The camera pans in on the car door as we see Kell knocked out not moving and bloody. The camera pans over to the other car as we see the door open. Out walks...........Justin Goldman!!!!!]
GP: THE FWF CEO!!!! MY GOD!! HE KILLED PHELEN KELL!!!
[Medics run over to the car and try to help Kell as the camera moves in on Goldman laughing. HT dies out with a split shot of Evan Levine at the hospital and Justin Goldman in the parking lot laughing as hard as they can!]