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Hostile Takeover for 11/10/00
Live from the E-Center in Camden New Jersey

World Title Match
Psycho Jay defends against God
*God, being the creator of the world and all, could probably make this match happen if he wanted to, but instead he took advantage of the pure chaos in the IWO right now and asked for this title shot earlier last week. Now he'll get it.*

United States Title Match
Winner of Cyanide/Capital Punishment on MNM defends against Scott Stone
*Stone requested this match and also interfered in Cyanide's title defense against Capital Punishment. Now both men will go at it for the US title belt.*

IWO World Tag Team Title Match
Suicide Kings vs. Evan Levine/Capital Punishment
*Levine and Cappy will team up to try and help each other obtain personal goals. Evan wants the Tag belts in the Central Powers, while Cappy wants to hold EVERY IWO title belt.*

TV Title Match
Mike Marchese vs. Mike Extreme
*Mike Marchese requested the match, and he'll get it. You gotta love the chaos going on. It's cwazy!*

Handicapped Match
Andrew vs. Vincent and Vincent's immeasurable penis
*Andrew broke character and complained about the board.....this is his punishment. Moral of the story, don't complain and just be glad you don't get pooped on.*

Pacific Title Match
I Quit Match
AWS Man(also known as Bill) defends against Syphon Fission
*Of course, Syphon requested this match, and he gets it. AWS Man is determined to hold on to this belt after losing the Tag Titles last week, while Syphon Fission is hungry for gold after his breaking off ties with the Central Powers.*

Singles Match
Rob Kestler vs. Phelen Kell
*Kestler, being an unfunny poo head, decided to challenge another unfunny poo head in a lame attempt at gaining recognition by the executive board as being someone who "cares".*

London Street Fight
Rob Riot vs. Aaron Kain
*Rob requested it, now he'll get it a week after it was origionally scheduled to take place. A stip added by My Dick says that if either fail to show up they will be fired immediately.*

Extreme Title Match
Petting Zoo Match
The match takes place at a real live Petting Zoo! The first man to make a pinfall wins the match... plus, its for the Extreme title!
Sam Potright -c- vs Jack Night

Singles Match
Trip Fox vs. Donnie Daze
*After making his debut along with Dodge McDougal debut on MNM, Trip Fox will make his singles debut against the former carnie and Misunderstood Family member Donnie Daze.*

Singles Match
Dodge McDougal vs. The Id
*The Id was successful in his debut last HT against "K-Mart" Kevin Martin, while Ddoeg McDougal has yet to fight in a singles match. Now they're scheduled to do battle in the ring, but as of right now The Id is incarcerated, if he can make bail then this should be a great match.*

IWO Women's Title Match
Tartar Sauce Match II
A IML Womens title match stipulation has now become a tradition! Two people
battle it out in a kiddie pool of Tartar Sauce in the middle of the ring. They
are each armed with one over-sized frozen fishstick. The first person to throw
up loses! And its for the Womens title!
Meygon -c- vs. Inbred Jed

Return Match
"The Drunken Bastard" Billy Ray vs. "K-Mart" Kevin Martin
*Billy Ray is making his long awaited return to the IWO, he requested a match with anyone, and one of the few athletes left without a match was the newcomer Kevin Martin. Both men have something to prove as Billy Ray hasn't been in the ring in months and Martin is coming off a loss in his IWO debut.*

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*FOOTAGE FILMED EARLIER TODAY*

{Schitzo Tod and AWS Man (Also knowna s Bill) are outside walking up into the arena.}

AWS Man (Also known as Bill): Freak, I hope I can freakin' beat Syphon Fission and retain my freakin' pacific title.

Schitzo Tod: I'm sure you can. Don't worry about it.

AWS Man (Also known as Bill): Your freakin' right, with you at ringside to make sure, nobody freakin' interferes, I should do just fine.

Schitzo Tod: Yeah... Just fine...

{Suddenly, a large crate falls ontop of Schitzo Tod.}

AWS Man (Also known as Bill): FREAK! Freakin' we need some help out here... NOW!

{Several EMT's rush to the aid of Tod as the scene fades to the start of Hostile Takeover}

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opening segment.....will come later
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Dodge McDougal vs. The Id

The ID completely destroyed Dodge McDougal. Dodge McDougal was then raped by former VP Kyle. McDougal then raped Kyle. The enjoyed it.

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GP: This is gonna be disgusting.

JT: I think I'll barf before these two will. This is gross! I can smell the tartar sauce from the commentators table!

Nikki: The only thing more disgusting would be to see Tipper Gore in a thong.

JT: Note to self; Make poser of Tipper Gore in thong in Poser 4, print it and then give it to Nikki for a Christmas card. T-hehehehehehe...

Nikki: What was that, JT?

JT: Ummmm.. your a bitch.

*SLAP*

Nikki: SLIME!

GP: Well.. lets talk about this match, guys. Even though we don't want to. As I see it, there are huge chunks of crap floating in the Tartar Sauce. Some of the fans were throwing sh*t in it earlier tonight. I've seen people wrestle in pudding, gravy and even chocolate. But NEVER have I seen this, and I hope my Jewish ass dies before I see it again.

*Suddenly, we see Inbred Jed float to the surface of the pool of Tartar Sauce.*

Nikki: Inbred Jed is swimming in the Tartar Sauce! Ewwwwwww!

GP: I'm getting word from the back that Meygon does not want to participate in this match.

Inbred Jed: Whet? D'I WANT WOMAN EN MAH PANTS! EN TARTAR SASE!

*Suddenly, security begins to beat Inbred Jed with the oversized fishsticks.*

GP: Inbred Jed is being massivly beatin' down by those fishsticks! Inbred Jed throws up! And Meygon retains her title, even though those goons did all the work!

Winner: Meygon

JT: LOOK! Security is cuffing Inbred Jed! HEHEHEHE!

GP: WAIT A MINUTE!?

*Suddenly, one of the 6 foot sides of the pit of Tartar Sauce explodes, spilling tartar sauce all over*

GP: TARTAR SAUCE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE! WHAT A DAMN MESS!

JT: Who did this?!

Nikki: I don't know, but the Tartar Sauce has disoriented the security guards! And the Tartar Sauce clears.. and nobody's there! Look at this mess though!

JT: This is not a good way to start HT.

GP: We'll be back after we get this mess cleaned up!



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Tripp Fox vs. Donnie Daze

Donnie Daze dominated Tripp Fox. Daze hit him with every wrestling move known to man. Tripp Foxx begged for Donnie to kill him, but Daze just pinned him and then went outside and pissed in his gas tank. Tripp Fox was then raped by former VP Kyle.

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GP: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover. This match was origionally scheduled to take place last week on HT, but due to bad fog and both men forgetting to show up, we're gonna have this match right now…we will go to a live feed straight to London England where we will have the next match.

JT: Aaron Kain is taking on Rob Riot in a London Street Fight!

Nikki: Both men are ready…

(The ref gives the signal…the match officially begins.)

GP: And we are underway…and Aaron Kain picks up a metal trash can lid and slams it across the face of Rob Riot!

Nikki: Riot staggers back a bit, and Aaron Kain trying for it again…

JT: Riot kicks the damn lid right back into Kain's face…it flies out of his hand…

GP: Riot with the kick to the gut…now the jab to the back of the head of Kain.

JT: Riot grabs Kain by the back of his head….he slams it against a light post…

Nikki: Kain took all of that pole. Kain is on the ground…kicking his legs…he's spread eagle!

JT: Talking about spread eagle…

*Slap!!!*

JT: SHIT!

Nikki: Don't even…

GP: Just stop…Riot looks down at Kain…he does a jumping knee right into Kain's groin!!!

JT: Ouch…that hurts me…

Nikki: How can that hurt you needle dick…

GP: Riot with the quick cover…the ref counts!

One…

Two…

Thr…

JT: With his aching balls…Kain kicks out!

GP: Riot just picks up Kain…he is taking him toward a McDonald's…

Nikki: Kain gets a shot into Riot's stomach…KAIN THROWS RIOT THREW ONE OF THE MCDONALD'S WINDOWS!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!

GP: RIOT IS BLOODY AS HELL!!! KAIN CLIMBS THREW THE WINDOW…HE PICKS UP RIOT…HE SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO SOME KIDS HAPPY MEAL!

JT: The kid just kicks Kain in the nuts!!! Jesus…Kain's not going to be able to perform for some time after this.

Nikki: He probably has a small pecker like you do.

JT: Only one way to find out…

*Slap! *

JT: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

GP: Kain is jumping up and down…Rob is picking himself up off the ground…he grabs some guy's McDonald's coffee…he throws it at Kain's head!

Nikki: Kain screams...he falls down to the floor…he is screaming like a little 3 year old girl.

JT: Riot is cheating…

GP: It's a damn street fight…dumbass…

JT: He's still cheating…

GP: We have a cameraman following Rob Riot…he is going to the janitor closet…he comes out with a damn janitors mop and bucket…with black crappy looking water…

Nikki: He is carting it over toward Aaron…he is standing over top of Kain…who is still screaming from the scalding hot coffee…

Rob Riot: You're a piece of trailer park trash…and I am going to clean your ass…BRITISH STYLE!

GP: Riot…with shards of glass in his body…dumps the mop in the bucket…he is putting that nasty, moldy mop in Aaron's face!!!

Nikki: Kain used to look sexy…but I would not kiss him after getting that shitty McDonald's mop in his face!

JT: Dammit…Rob is calling that kid who's Happy Meal he was slammed into by Kain…he told him to open his mouth…HE DUMPS THAT BLACK SHITTY WATER IN KAIN'S MOUTH!!! KAIN IS GAGGING! HE SPITS THE WATER OUT!!!

Nikki: I would definitely not kiss him now!

GP: The bloody Rob Riot picks up Aaron Kain…he is taking him to the back of the McDonald's…

Nikki: Riot is taking him into the janitor closet…Riot throws Kain into the closet and slams the door.

JT: Rob is playing up to the crowd…RIOT GOES DOWN!

GP: The door opens and slams Riot in the back…and he is stunned…Kain barges out with a plastic french fry and slams it against Riot's face…

Nikki: I don't think that really would hurt…

JT: But Kain is getting a can of bleach…he throws the can at Riot…

GP: Riot deflects it…he charges into the closet with a clothesline and Kain goes into a janitor supply shelf…the shelf falls on Kain…with all the stuff from cans and such falling on him…

Nikki: Kain looks like he is a mess…

JT: Get up Aaron!

GP: Rob goes in the closet and starts stomping away at Kain…he covers Kain…

One…

Two…
Thr…

Nikki: KICK OUT BY KAIN!

JT: I knew he could do it!

GP: Rob looks frustrated…he picks up Aaron and throws him against the men's bathroom door…

Nikki: Kain punches Rob in the face…Rob on his heels… FATAL FACIAL!!!

JT: KAIN WITH THE COVER!

One…

Two…

Thr…

GP: Kick out by Riot…Kain gets up and kicks Riot in the chest.

JT: Kain picks Riot up off the ground…he throws him against the men's bathroom door…it flies open…Kain charges inside and gives Riot a spinning heel kick!

Nikki: Riot is on the ground…Kain gets up and grabs Riot…he slams him into the sink inside the bathroom…Riots busted up even more now then he was before!

GP: Kain now throws Riot into one of the bathroom stalls…the door breaks off! THEIR'S A GUY IN THERE!

JT: IT'S FUCKING RONALD MCDONALD! HE LOOKS PISSED!

Nikki: MCDONALD CHARGES KAIN…CLOTHESLINE! HE PICKS HIM UP AND PUTS HIS HEAD
IN THE TOILET!

JT: THERES CRAP IN THAT TOILET!

GP: RONALD FLUSHES! HE FLUSHES AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! HE LOOKS AT ROB
RIOT…WHO IS IN A HEAP ON THE GROUND…

Nikki: HE PICKS HIM UP…

JT: NUMBER 2 WITH SUPER SIZED FRIES (Hirricanna)!!! NUMBER 2 WITH SUPER SIZED
FRIES!!! RONALD MCDONALD KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH MEN!

GP: What the hell…Aaron Kain is drowned in clown crap and Riot took a Number 2 with super sized fries!

Ronald McDonald: Do you believe in.... MAGIC?!

JT: Ronald just storms out of the bathroom…

GP: Now…Kain is trying to pick himself up out of that toilet…and Rob is getting up somehow…Rob is to his feet…he is walking out of the damn bathroom…he goes into the women's bathroom…

Nikki: Kain is picking himself up out of that toilet and is staggering out of the bathroom…he flows Riot into the Women's bathroom.

JT: Only in the IWO baby!

GP: Kain is staggering…Rob is on top of the sink…Kain is there…he does a missile drop kick…Kain goes into the drier…it breaks!

Nikki: Kain is down…Rob picks him up and carries him out of the bathroom…where the hell are they going…

JT: I think their going to the play pen…

GP: Rob is dragging Kain to the play pen…he throws him in…

Nikki: Rob climbs into some of the tubes…he gets to the slide…Kain staggers up…Riot jumps…he hits a Blockbuster…Kain is down…he covers Kain…

One…

Two…

Some Kid Eating one of the Balls in the Play Pen (Also Known as Al Gore): LOOK AT ME…I CAN EAT THE PLASTIC BALLS IN THE PLAY PEN!!!

GP: Al Gore breaks up the count…he wants people to see that he is able to eat those damn plastic balls.

JT: Rob gives Al Gore a Truck Stop Powerbomb…bam! I guess Rob takes offense to Al Gore claiming he created England as well as the McDonald's play place.

Nikki: Kain is up now…he kicks Rob in the gut and gives him a inverted DDT!!!

GP: Kain gets up…bloody as hell…and throws Rob out of the play pen…he gets on one of the tables…SACRED ERUPTION(corkscrew moonsault)!!! COVER!!!

One…

Two…

Three!!!

JT: KAIN WINS!!!

Nikki: It was a kick out!

GP: Kain is pissed! He shoves the ref…just fight Rob Riot dammit!

JT: Kain now with the advantage…he picks Rob up…and they are going toward the back of the McDonald's…

Nikki: Kain lowers Rob's head…Kain drags Rob Riot's head all the way on the counter! Riot is dead!

GP: Kain is not finished yet…he takes him farther back…he goes to slam Rob's head into one of the fryers…he will not go down!

JT: Kain…tries again…Riot raises up…he slams Kain's head into one of the fryers! Kain gets up right after and charges Riot…

Nikki: Back body drop into the fry grease!!!

GP: KAIN IS SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL!!! RIOT NOW TAKES HIM OUT OF IT…HE GETS ONE OF THE CASH REGISTERS AND THROWS IT AT KAIN!!!

JT: DAMMIT!

Nikki: Now Riot picks up Kain…he is taking him to the Managers office…there is the fat ass manager! He gets out of the room as Rob sets Aaron up for a suplex!

GP: SUPLEX ON THE DESK OF THE MCDONALD'S MANAGER! ROB GOES OUT AND IS YELLING AT THE MANAGER!

Nikki: He is wasting time…

JT: LOOK AT AARON KAIN…HE LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF SHIT!!! BUT HE IS TRYING TO
GET UP! HE IS ON HIS KNEES! HE LIFTS THE MANAGER'S COMPUTER!

GP: Kain is now on one knee…the computer in his arms…he is up now…he throws it at Rob…Rob is out!

JT: KAIN COVERS!

One…

Two…

Thr…

Nikki: NOPE! RIOT KICKS OUT!

GP: This is never going to end…Kain gets up…he has a headlock on him…they are going to the back exit…

JT: Kain throws Rob against the door…the door collapses…Riot falls down a couple stairs to the back…

Nikki: Riot is yelling! Kain picks up Rob toward where the cars are…Kain throws Riot into the back of one 72 MERCURY COUGAR! The back is trashed!

GP: Now Kain stomps on the down on Riot…he kicks the trunk …it opens...

JT: KAIN GETS A CROWBAR!!!

Nikki: Jesus…

GP: Kain picks up Riot…he goes for a shot with the crow bar…he swings at Riot's head…HE DUCKS…

Nikki: DROP TOE HOLD!!!

JT: HE LANDED FACE FIRST ONTO THE CROWBAR!

GP: Riot picks up Kain…Riot spots a Dumpster…he lifts Kain onto it…

JT: COME ONE KAIN!!!

Nikki: Look at it…Kain is getting up slowly…how…I do not know…

GP: And Rob is now on top of the Dumpster…him and Kain go at it with lefts and rights!

JT: Kain kicks him in the gut…he sets him up for a…

GP: Wait a minute…Rob gets up…he kicks him right back…he has him set for a DDT off the Dumpster…

Nikki: HE LAUGHS…HE GOES FOR A EVENFLOW OFF THE TOP OF THE DUMPSTER!

GP: OH MY GOD!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! AARON KAIN'S NECK COULD BE BROKE!!! RIOT
WITH THE COVER!!!

One…

Two…

Three.....NO!

JT: Holy crap!

GP: SOMEONE HELP AARON KAIN!

JT: He doesn't need that much help if he just kicked out!

Nikki: Kain's back to his feet. He grabs Riot and slams his face into the dumpster edge and throws him out of it.....

JT: Kain's standing on the dumpster!

GP: SACRED ERUPTION! SACRED ERUPTION FROM THE EDGE OF THE DUMPSTER ONTO THE CONCRETE! HE MISSES! RIOT QUICKLY COVERS AND HOOKS THE LEG!

ONE



TWO



THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

GP: IT'S OVER! ROB RIOT DEFEATS AARON KAIN IN HIS HOME LAND!! RIOT'S HOME LAMD THAT IS! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!



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GP: We're back and it's time.....

("Fear" by Disturbed hits... and out comes The Misunderstood Family, led by Sam Potright... followed
by Donnie Daze, who wears a Halloween clown mask...and behind him, Mike Extreme.The Suicide Kings make their way into the rear of it, the newest members, also clad in masks of clowns. The Family climbs into
the ring...

Nikki: What are these freaks doing out here?

JT: I'd shut up if I were you, one of them is your boyfriend Donnie.

Nikki: He's not my boyfriend, he's just sweet.

GP: Quiet Potright is gonna speak!

(Potright grabs a microphone.)

Potright: Welcome to the dark side of things... welcome to the blackness within you. Stare in awe of
those who have let their inner torment out, and let the light, the purity of being evil become them, fill
them...

(He stops for a moment. No one in the ring moves, except for Donnie, who sits in the corner counting his
money from selling Wesley Sanders's head on eBay. As he slips the dollar bills between his fingers,
everyone else looks at him in silence.)

Potright: However... is evil as good as we believed it to be? Is the blackness really there? In me, it is. In
others... I'm not quite sure. In others... in the rage... they seem to have become wayward from the path, wayward from... FUCK IT...

(Potright signals for Extreme to come closer... he whispers something in Extreme's ear. Extreme walks
over and grabs Daze. He then drags Daze over to Potright, and forces him down on his knees.)

Potright: Donnie... Donnie Donnie Donnie... do you really think that you fit in the family? You're a
black sheep, Donnie... a nobody, that is. You never belonged here. You know it.

(Donnie protests this -- Potright slaps him in retaliation.)

Potright: SHUT UP! You don't have ANYTHING to say to me, to anyone, you got it? You first turn on your "brother", and then you have the GALL to hit me with a steel chair? What is wrong with you, Donnie? HUH? HUH? Well... Donnie... it looks like... it's GAME OVER for you.

(Mike brings his knee down on Donnie's back as the group attacks Donnie, swirling like vultures. Extreme
picks up Donnie, FALCON ARROW INTO A TOMBSTONE! The Suicide Kings beat down on Donnie, laying in boots... they stop... ask for the microphone.)

Ryan King: Hey, Jeff...

Jeff King: Yeah?

Ryan King: Were we ever misunderstood when we've been here?

Jeff King: Not really...

Ryan King: Just making sure... BECAUSE THIS GIMMICK SUCKS!

(Ryan drops the mic and continues beating down on Daze. They roll him out of the ring... Potright
snatches the microphone back up.)

Potright: To reiterate... FUCK IT! Fuck this damn "misunderstood" gimmick! I may be sick, I may be
twisted... I may enjoy those things called pain, agony, and suffering... but that sure as hell doesn't
mean that someone like Mike Extreme should become gothic... or the Suicide Kings to lose the thing that
brought them to the dance! No... in fact... I learned one thing through all of this... that faking who you
are sucks. And, trying to keep someone like Donnie Daze... sucks. I am who I am... Mike Extreme... he is
who he is... the Suicide Kings are who they are... we are not here to be labeled as a small-time group... we
are here to make orders. We are here, to make demands. We are here, we are... something. But... maybe, just maybe... we are... Dazed And Confused.

GP: WHAT THE HELL?! JEFF KING JUST HIT DAZED AND CONFUSED ON MIKE EXTREME! DAMMIT! IT'S NOT JEFF KING AT ALL, IT'S DONNIE DAZE HIMSELF! POTRIGHT GRABS A
STUNNED RYAN KING AND DELIVERS THE WAR WITHIN A BREATH ON RYAN KING! MY GOD, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Nikki: Has... what the... does this mean.... huh?

JT: Dumb blonde! Donnie Daze and Sam Potright are attacking their Misunderstood Family members, beating them to hell and back! And now those two get out of the ring!

Potright: Well... I'm sick and twisted... I said it myself. But, I know when someone sucks and when
someone is talented...

(He bows his head... and Pandora is what comes back up.)

Potright: "Everybody's got their dues in life to pay... I know what nobody knows, where it comes and
where it goes... I know it's everybody's sin, you got to lose to know how to win... half my life is in
books' written pages... live and learn from fools and from sages..." Mike Extreme... Suicide Kings... poor,
poor deluded souls... you can "dream on, dream on, dream yourself a dream come true", because I sure as
hell won't do your dreaming for you.

(Potright drops the mic at the top of the ramp, and raises his arms so they stand straight out from his
body, reaching out parallel to the ground. "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2 plays as he and
Donnie walk backstage.)

Nikki: What the HELL just happened?

JT: What do you think? Sam Potright has dropped all that dead weight and brought the BEST part of it with
him. You know, I always liked Donnie... heck, I got the kid into the IWO.

GP: JT, you're so full of crap that you squeak. But, still... what will this do to the Suicide Kings and
Extreme? I'm sure when they come to, they'll be pissed.

JT: What makes you so sure?

GP: They just got double-crossed by the man that brought them into something, become a mentor to them!
Hell, these guys thought of him as a "father"... and he turns his back on him and sides with a cocky,
loudmouth son of a bitch.

JT: Oooh, Greg used a nasty word!

GP: Yeah, and I can make it so you don't say ANYTHING again.

JT: *falls silent*

GP: That's what I thought. We'll be back right after this.



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GP: We're back once again on what's shaping up to be another amazing Hostile Takeover.

JT: How amazing can it be? It's the same thing every week!

Nikki: No you're confusing the IWO with the WWF JT.

JT: Ummmm, oh yeah.

GP: Well let's see what's next up....

{POD's 'Rock the Party' begins to play, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction towards the entrance of Billy Ray.}

RA: This next match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 272 pounds, being accompanied by The Bartender, he is the master of the Beer Bomb, he is 'The Drunken Bastard' BILLY RAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!

GP: Billy Ray is making his return here tonight against newcomer 'K-Mart' Kevin Martin. All in all, this should be a great match!

JT: That may be, but do you think that Kevin Martin can stand up to an IWO veteran like Billy Ray?

GP: You could be right, but Martin has talent. And Billy Ray looks VERY drunk.

Nikki: Well, I don't know about you…

JT: Shut up, bitch!

SMACK!

JT: …….damn, she hits hard……

GP: I don't think he'll ever learn.

{Billy Ray climbs in through the second and third ropes. He readies himself in a 3-point stance as 'Never Bow Down' picks up. The crowd cheers a bit as Kevin Martin enters. As the RA begins again, though, Billy Ray slides out of the ring and charges Martin!}

GP: The bell hasn't rung yet, but I don't think that Billy Ray cares!

JT: See, this is why Billy Ray has the advantage: viciousness!

GP: K-mart making a comeback, though! Left and right hands to Billy Ray! He has him in a headlock…BULLDOG ON THE RAMP!

JT: Come on, Ray! Beat this jobber!

Nikki: Shut up, JT! You're just a generic heel announcer! Anyway, K-mart with more punches to his opponent, he goes for the whip into the stairs, Ray reverses, and a kneelift into Martin's stomach! Now, Ray's throwing back the protective mats, he goes for the Northern Lights suplex…AND MARTIN WITH AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER INTO A TORNADO DDT!

GP: Martin is looking good in this match. So, JT, still favoring Billy Ray?

JT: Damn right! This match isn't even over!

{Martin rolls Ray into the ring, and he slides in after.}

DING DING DING!

GP: The match has officially begun! Martin's stomping away on Ray, he bounces off the ropes, and RAY GETS OUT OF THE WAY OF MARTIN'S LEGDROP!

JT: See what I mean? Now, Ray whips him into the corner, and he follows up with an avalanche! Martin staggers out of the turnbuckle…SAMOAN DROP by Ray! Ray is on fire!

GP: Martin struggles to his feet, but he's met by a right hand from Billy Ray. Martin's up against the ropes, Ray goes for a clothesline…MARTIN DODGES! Billy Ray is stuck on the floor! Now, Martin bounces off the ropes, AND A HUGE BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK BY MARTIN!

JT: Damn!

Nikki: Billy Ray is staggering to his feet, and now Martin with some knife hand chops. Martin going for an Enziguri…and a leg whip takedown by Billy Ray! Ray tosses him back into the ring, he goes off the ropes, elbow drop! Off the ropes again, another elbow drop! He covers…

1!
2!
{Kick out}

GP: Martin with the kick out, but he's in trouble right now. Ray is putting him on the top rope, now he's got him in a ¾ facelock, Ray charges forward, AND A STUNNER ON MARTIN! MARTIN'S DAZED! Now Ray picks him up…HE'S GOING FOR THE BEER BOMB (Powerbomb)! Martin on Ray's shoulders, and now Martin…REVERSE VICTORY ROLLUP! He's got the cover!

1!
2!

JT: Billy Ray with a double-leg cradle!

1!
2!

JT: Martin goes back to the sunset flip position!

1!
2!
{Kick out}

JT: And Billy Ray kicks out!

GP: Billy Ray gets to his feet, and he pulls Martin up with him. OH MY GOD! BILLY RAY JUST PUKED ALL OVER KEVIN MARTIN! DISGUSTING!

JT: That's why they call him the Drunken Bastard! Now Martin's ticked off!

Nikki: You'd be pissed too if you got vomited on.

JT: True.

GP: Martin is lighting up Billy Ray with lefts and rights! Ray blocks a punch....huge right hands to Martin, whips him across the ring, went for the back body drop, but Martin went behind him. Martin has him in a waistlock, Billy Ray spins around…inverted atomic drop!

GP: Ray got his balls busted on that one!

Nikki: Ray's clutching his crotch, now K-Mart bounces off the ropes, BULLDOG! Ray got laid out in the middle of the ring there. Martin now climbing to the top rope, he leaps off…LEG DROP! LEG DROP ON BILLY RAY! The cover…ONE! TWO! THR-no! Billy Ray gets his shoulders up!

JT: Come on, Billy! Don't let this nameless jackass beat you!

GP: Martin now stomping away on Ray. He whips Ray into the corner…clothesline! Now he's choking him out! The ref's trying desperately to get between them, AND MARTIN SHOVES THE REF DOWN!

JT: See? This guy is too damn cheap! He should be fired!

Nikki: Shut up, asshole!

JT: YOU…never mind.

Nikki: Exactly! Now, Billy Ray going for a chair on the outside. He slides in…AND KEVIN MARTIN NAILS HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK THROUGH THE CHAIR!

JT: DAMMIT! NO!

GP: And now…FALLING PRICES! FALLING PRICES ON BILLY RAY! THIS MATCH IS OVER!

JT: YES! BARTENDER HAS A CHAIR! HE NAILS MARTIN WITH IT! He's draping Billy Ray's arm over the fallen body of Martin! The ref's awake! He's making the count!

1!
2!
3!

JT: I knew it! Billy Ray took K-Mart to school!

GP: You know it was just a hard-fought match turned into a screwjob by The Bartender!

JT: It doesn't matter, BILLY RAY WON! Martin got barfed on and lost too.

GP: The young man is having a bad night, that's obvious, but I still see great promise in him. Billy Ray was just hungry for a win in his return match.

("Dick rules the World" by the My Dick all stars blasts as MY Dick appears on the Dick-a-tron.)

My Dick: Hey! Hold it right there Billy Ray, I'm as big a fan of screwovers and interference as anyone, but what your bartendor buddy did to this new young prospect K-Mart was uncalled for. You had no heat, you had no reason to cheat....tee hee, that rhymed. Anyway what I'm getting at is this decision being REVERSED! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH IS "K-MART" KEVIN MARTIN BY DISQUALIFICATION! THANK YOU!

(My Dick fades away as Billy Ray stumbles to the back, too drunk to even realize what happened.)

GP: Well, if you think about it Kevin Martin deserved this win.

Nikki: Yeah, K-Mart is pretty cute....

JT: DAMN WOMAN! First Daze now Kevin Martin! Make up your mind.

Nikki: Don't be jealous.

JT: Jealous? Yeah right, boy do I wish I had a girl with herpes and 14 other STDs!

*SMACK*

GP: Would you two calm down?

Nikki: All this smacking JT is making me thirsty. I'll be right back.

(Nikki gets up and heads to the back to get a drink. The camera switches to the Tampax locker room. AWS Man (Also known as Bill) is preparing for his match by watching Beavis and Butthead. The dorr opens, and Tod stumbles into the room.}

AWS Man (Also known as Bill): Freakin' Tod, why aren't you at the hospital?

Schitzo Tod: I don't need any medicine. I just want to know who dropped the crate on my head.

AWS Man (Also known as Bill): Tod, you freakin' don't look good. Want me to take back the request to fight the Suicide Kings on freakin' Meltdown?

Schitzo Tod: No. We can still kick thier asses.

AWS Man (Also known as Bill): Well, o-freakin'-k, but let me know if anything bothers you.

Schitzo Tod: Sure.

{Suddenly, the locker room door slams open and the Suicide Kings rush intot he room with chairs. Ryan and Jeff both hit Tod in the head. With Tod and The Insane One fallen, the Kings utter a blur of words.}

Ryan: That's what you get for attacking us on Meldown!

Jeff: Yeah! You wanna know who dropped the crate on your head Tod? You're looking up at them pricks!

{Jeff and Ryan both spit on Tampax as the scene fades back to the announcers.}

GP: The World Tag Champs just laid out Team Tampax! We'll be back right after this with more Hostile Takeover!

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(The scene opens up backstage. Nikki is getting a drink of water from the Water cooler. She takes a cup from the nearby styrofoam pile, and pours the liquid in. A nervous Donnie Daze approaches her from behind.)

Donnie: Nikki.

(Nikki screams with fright and the water goes all over Donnie. She turns around to look at the now saturated man.)

Nikki: Oh, sorry, sorry, Donnie.

Donnie: It's fine, really.

Nikki: Did you want to talk to me?

Donnie: Actually, I heard that it's your birthday soon, and I, ah, I thought I'd get you a little something special.

Nikki: My birthday? Who on earth told you it was my birthday?

Donnie: I just heard.

Nikki: Donnie, my birthday's in March.

Donnie: Oh. Well, I'd still like to get you a present anyway.

Nikki: Donnie, that's sweet. Thankyou.

Donnie: Awww, shucks.

Nikki: I was just thinking how nice a new Corvette would be.

Donnie: A Corvette!

Nikki: Yes, that isn't a problem is it?

Donnie: I suppose I...possibly...but you see...It's just that...

Nikki: Great. Thankyou Donnie, I have to get back out there now, so I'll see you later.

(She gives him a seductive wink and a smile and heads to the main arena. The camera switches back to the announcer's table.)

GP: Folks, WE ARE BACK.

JT: Why is that so exciting this time?

GP: I don't know, but anyway we have a very ODD match coming up. Psycho Jay's manager Vincent will....

Nikki: Don't let Vincent hear you call him a manager, he's now a manager slash wrestler.

GP: Well excuuuuuuse me. Anyway, they're labeling this match as a handi-capped match with Vincent and his tag team partner his penis.

JT: I can tell this is gonna be great already.

Nikki: I'm back, Andrew is gonna have a lot to handle. Not only is he taking on Vincent, but his penis as well.

JT: Yeah you would know what it's like to take on Vincent's penis...

*SMACK*

GP: I don't get the meaning of this match because Vincent uses his penis in all of his matches anyway.

JT: Hey, you're forgetting there's no board and all that's left is My Dick, what he says goes.

GP: Well it's time to get things going....

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a special handi-capped match! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 295 pounds, standing at 6'4", here are the team of....VINCENT AND VINCENT'S GARGANTUAN PENIS!!!

("Twist" by Korn plays as Vincent walks out from the back with his penis wrapped around his neck and shoulders.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, standing at 6 feet tall and weighing 215 pounds.......from Jackson, Mississippi, here is............ANDREW!!!!!

("Hate Me Now" by Nas plays as Andrew runs straight down to the ring, slides under the ropes and sneaks Vincent from behind.)

GP: Andrew isn't wasting any time here! I think he partially blames Vincent for his loss to Psycho Jay last week.

JT: Yeah and he also blamed it on My Dick and Psycho Jay being the same person. Real bright.

Nikki: Andrew is pounding Vincent with forearms to the back.

GP: Andrew sends him to the ropes and dropkicks Vincent right out of the ring!

JT: Vincent is pissed off.

Vincent: FUKCING COCKSUCKING PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH SNEAKING VINCENT FROM FUCKING BEHIND! FUCKING COCK, FUCKING LET'S SHOOT TO SEE WHO FUCKING GETS IN FIRST.

GP: What the hell?

JT: He playing Paper, Rock, Scissors with his own penis?!?

Nikki: And the penis wins!

GP: Vincent hops up on the apron as his penis enters the ring. Vincent's gigantic cock locks up with Andrew and tosses him into the corner.

JT: Haha, Andrew's only 6 foot and Vincent's penis is bigger than him by A LOT.

Nikki: I wonder why Vincent's penis is not measurable?

JT: Why do you wanna go measure it yourself?

*SMACK*

JT: What?! That was a legit question.

GP: Now Vincent's penis is slapping Andrew's head back and forth! Andrew blocks it! Andrew is pummeling Vincent's huge penis with lefts and rights. He kicks the penis where the stomach would be.....STUNNER! Andrew covers Vincent's penis, 1......................2.....................KICKOUT!

Nikki: You're not gonna beat Vincent's penis that easily.

JT: You would know...

*SMACK*

GP: Honestly JT, those jokes are getting old.

JT: Yeah, well so is this bitch always hitting me.

*SMACK*

JT: Grrrrrr.

GP: Andrew picks up Vincent''s penis and whips it to the ropes. Drew with a dorpkick but nobody home! Vincent's cock bailed out of the ring.

JT: Look at that! Vincent's talking over strategy with his penis!

GP: Oh come on!

Nikki: Now Vincent's going to enter the ring.

GP: He locks up with Andrew and locks him in a headlock. Andrew shoves Vincent to the ropes and nails him with a powerslam! Andrew stomps Vincent a few times and runs to the corner and cheap shots Vincent's penis!

JT: That cheater!

GP: Andrew states that he was holding nothing back tonight. After his match with Psycho Jay last week he has confidence that he can beat anyone.

Nikki: Besides, he can do what he wants, it's not cheating when the match is already handicapped.

JT: Oh shut your mouth.

*SMACK8

GP: Now Andrew pulls Vincent to his feet and plants him with a DDT. He covers, 1..................2...................THREEEEEEEEEEENO! Vincent's penis breaks the pin!

JT: Haha, Vincent's cock has his back.

Nikki: That's not funny. How can Andrew win this match with both men....well, Vincent and his penis interfering.

GP: Well the referee is admonishing Vincent's penis for it's interference.

JT: Vincent's penis is getting in the ref's face!

GP: Andrew is setting Vincent up on the top ropes for the Drew Plex! HE HITS IT! DREW PLEX(top rope fishhook suplex)!!!! The ref is still being distracted by Vincent's enormous cock!

Nikki: TURN AROUND!

JT: DON'T TURN AROUND!

GP: The ref finally turns around and goes for the count, 1...............2.......................THREEEEEEEEEEEENO! Vincent kicked out at the last second! The referee took too long.

JT: Now Andrew's yelling at the ref. The ref is yelling back. Vincent's up!

GP: Vincent with a roll up......1....................2..................KICKOUT! Daze kicked out. Now Daze is up and he nails Vincent with a european uppercut. Daze bounces off the ropes and catches Vincent with a hurricanrana! Vincent scrambles to the corner and tags in his penis!

JT: Vincent's cock is in!

Nikki: What's his penis have?

GP: OH MY GOD! BRASS KNUCKLES! VINCENT'S PENIS HAS BRASS KNUCKLES! IT SWINGS AT ANDREW!

Nikki: He ducks!

JT: DAMN!

GP: Andrew kicks Vincent's penis in the midsection.....double underhook piledriver! Now Andrew takes the brass knucks off Vincent's penis! He's going to nail Vincent's penis with them!

JT: No ref! STOP HIM!

GP: Andrew spits at Vincent! Vincent tries to get into the ring, but is headed off by the ref. Vincent's penis is wobbly....ANDREW NAILS VINCENT'S SCHLONG WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES! Now Andrew runs over and blasts Vincent with them right over the ref's shoulders! The ref didn't see it!

JT: NOOOOO! THAT CHEATER!

Nikki: Vincent's penis brought them into the ring!

GP: Now Andrew covers Vincent's penis! The ref counts, 1...............2...............THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ANDREW WINS! ANDREW HAS DEFEATED VINCENT!

Nikki: And his penis!

JT: This is bullshit!

GP: BS it may be, but the winner of this match is Andrew. We've gotta take a break, we'll be right back!

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GP: Well JT, this next match is for the Television title, currently held by Mike Extreme.

JT: Well, if Mike Extreme is in this match, then there is sure to be tons of BLOOD!

Nikki: Your so freaking gross, I mean look at what people in the IWO do to each other all the time... it
sickening!

GP: Well let's go to the ring, as we kick this match off!

Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for one fall and is for the IWO Television
championship... coming to the ring first... he is a former United States Champion... MIKE MARCHESE!!

[Mike Marchese's music plays as he walks out from the back talking to skip...]

Meygon: His opponent, he is the current IWO television champion... MIKE EXTREME!!

["In Vein" by the Haunted plays as Mike Extreme walks out from the back.]

*DING! DING! DING!*

GP: Here we go! Extreme and Marchese start hammering each other with lefts and rights!!!

Nikki: Extreme taking down Marchese with a huge clothesline! Marchese holding his head seems to be
down for a little while, giving Dudley the chance to lock on an STF!!

GP: He releases and now he hits Marchese with a hard spinning heel kick and it sends Marchese over the top
rope!!

JT: Extreme is taunting the crowd… he better pay attention!!

Nikki: Marchese is back up and grabs Extreme from behind, nailing a high impact reverse DDT!

GP: Marchese with a HUGE leg drop!!

Nikki: It seems as if that legdrop made Mike Extreme pass out!!

GP: Not for long! Extreme grabs Marchese by the hair and tosses him all the way to the other side of the
ring! Extreme runs at Marchese and nails a legdrop! Extreme picks up Marchese and Hurricanrana! OH MY
GOD! That tossed Marchese out of the ring, this could end it for the challenger!!

JT: These two men are going to kill each other before the end of this match… MIKE MARCHESE BACK IN AND HITS A HUGE BACKDROP AND THE COVER… ONE! TWO! KICKOUT!

Nikki: Well Extreme is a strong man, and Marchese just couldn't figure he'd get the win this early in the
matchup!

JT: Look at this! Marchese is back into Extreme face and Marchese with a low blow that took down Extreme!! Marchese stands up and spits on them! He covers Extreme and the pin attempt is short lived!!

GP: Extreme is back up and he's on fire!! A left to Marchese, a right to Marchese followed up by a quick
DDT!! He's taking it to Marchese tonight folks!!

JT: Well damn, Mike Extreme clearing the ring it seems of his opponent…

Nikki: Marchese coming from behind and clipping out Extreme's leg! Mike is down and in pain, Marchese
stomps on the leg!

JT: Marchese picks Extreme up and drops him with a back suplex and Marchese with the cover! One! Two!
Thr....NOO!! The extreme bastard Mike Extreme kicks out! Marchese begins stomping on Extreme!!

GP: Look at Marchese beating on Extreme! Inside Cresent kick!! Extreme goes flying out of the ring!!
Extreme quickly slides into the ring and nails a clothesline to the back of Marchese's head!!

Nikki: Extreme picks up Marchese and throws him into the ropes, Extreme comes off the other set of ropes
and levels Marchese with a HIGH IMPACT SPEAR!! Marchese looks to be out, and Extreme covers! One!
Two! KICKOUT!!

GP: What the hell? Who is that?

Nikki: I dunno.

GP: Wait! It's Simon Seaman! The newcomer! He runs into the ring and pulls the ref's pants down!

JT: Oh no! I did not need to see that!

GP: Seaman nails Extreme and Marchese with a double clothesline and runs down the aisle! What the hell was that?

Nikki: I think it was a new guy trying to make a name for himself.

JT: Well he's making a name for himself as a pervert who pants' referees! Now Extreme and Marchese are hitting each other with lefts and rights and Extreme hits seem to be getting the advantage of Mike Marchese! Marchese was down but now he's up!!

GP: Marchese and Extreme are going at it again! Marchese seems to be setting Extreme up for the
Marchese Drop! If he hits this, the match will most definitly be over!

Nikki: He can't hit it… EXTREME TURNS IT INTO THE FATE OF THE DAMNED!!! WAIT!! HE HAS HIM UP TOP… SCREAMS OF PAIN!! NOW HE SET HIM UP… FATEFUL CRY!

GP: OH MY SWEET LORD! MARCHESE REVERSED IT IN MIDAIR! EXTREME'S HEAD BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THE MAT! MARCHESE COVERS, ONE! TWO!THREE!!!

Meygon: Your winner and NEW IWO TV Champion… MIKE MARCHESE!

JT: Marchese wins the battle of the Mike's and the TV Title!

Nikki: Extreme can't believe it! In one night he's been kicked out of the Misunderstood Family and lost his TV title belt!

GP: Good, the jerk deserves it. We'll be right back!



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GP: We are back ladies and gentlemen. Right here we have a former IWO North American Champion facing off against the current United States Champion…Cyanide…

JT: Who is your pick Nikki…

Nikki: Must get sleep!

<'Rollin(Urban Assault Vehicle)' by Limp Bizkit blares over the speakers. Stone comes out of the back with Nicole. >

Meygon: This is a United States Title match scheduled for one fall! From Scranton, PA………..weighing in at 244 pounds………….SCOTT…………STONE!!!

< Terra Firma - Tommy & Phil Emmanuel blares over the speakers. Cyanide comes of the back. >

Meygon: From Canterbury, New Zealand …………..weighing in at 316 pounds…………THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION………..Cyanide!!!!!!!



JT: Cyanide is the toughest opponent Stone has had to face in quite a while. This is the biggest challenge in Cyanide's life. They are just staring at each other.



GP: That's the bell…and Cyanide is daring Stone to come to the outside to play! Stone nods!!! This is going to be a long night!

JT: Stone has a mean look on his face…doesn't he Nikki.

Nikki: Damned if I know or care…I am tired…let me sleep!

JT: It's payback time bitch!

GP: Cyanide stands there. Stone is charging toward him…Stone is met with a clothesline. He is knocked down hard on the outside!

JT: Guess who has the advantage! Cyanide showing off to the crowd now! He is not taking Stone seriously.

Nikki: Stone is getting up…he shook that off…he hits Cyanide from behind. He has Cyanide on the ground and starts to punch him in the head.

GP: Stone is taking some vile punches to the head by Cyanide!

JT: Amazing man, Stone doesn't even know what the hell hit him…he is not reacting to the blows to the head.

Nikki: Cyanide picks him up and throws him into the ropes…Cyanide runs into the ropes…and is met with a vicious clothesline from Scott Stone!

JT: Jesus, those punches didn't hurt him!

GP: Look at Cyanide, he gets right up! He is standing and laughing at Stone. Stone spits in the face of the Cyanide!

JT: There goes your respect Cyanide!

GP: Cyanide is temporarily blinded, and Scott Stone throws him into the corner, Stone runs toward the turnbuckle and jumps…my god…he is going to crush Cyanide!

Nikki: Cyanide moves out of the way! STONE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE TURNBUCKLE!

GP: Cyanide now with the advantage. Cyanide stomps at the down Scott. Cyanide picks him up and hooks him up…snap-suplex. He is gloating at the fans.

JT: Stone just got thrown back by Cyanide…how?!?!

Nikki: Lucky son of a bitch!

GP: Cyanide continuing the assault on Stone…who is feeling the effects of the suplex. Cyanide grabs Scott for a headlock…and will punches Stone on the temple multiple times. HE'S SHOWING OFF AGAIN! And the fans are booing now! Cyanide lets go of the headlock, Stone falls right back…Cyanide into the
ropes…and jumps!

Nikki: Elbow drop across the chest of Stone…COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THR..

GP: Damn…Stone kicks out! He has gotten his ass kicked most of the match!

Nikki: Stone is still down!

JT: That does not stop Cyanide…Cyanide starts stomping at the head of Stone!

GP: Stone is being dominated…Cyanide picks up Stone…and hooks him up…

JT: STONE HEADBUTTS CYANIDE…CYANIDE GOES DOWN HARD!

NIKKI: Cyanide is busted open…Jesus…Stone must have a thick skull!

GP: Stone grabs Cyanide and pulls him off the ground…throws him into the corner and pulls Cyanide up the ropes…they are both on the top turnbuckle…Cyanide seems out of it…Stone sets him up for a…a…FATE OF THE DAMNED….MY GOD! HE WOULDN'T!

NIKKI: He signals to the crowd…he is going to do it!

GP: FATE OF THE DAMNED…OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JESUS CHRIST…STONE IS GOT THIS ONE DONE! COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

JT: STONE WON!

GP: NO HE DIDN'T…CYANIDE KICKED OUT…HOW HE DID…I AM NOT SURE…

NIKKI: Lucky son of a bitch!

GP: Stone has lost it! He is angry…he is yelling at the ref!

JT: It was a slow count!

GP: NO IT WAS NOT!

NIKKI: YES IT WAS!

JT: HOW DOES IT FEEL!

GP: Damn…

NIKKI: Dumbass!

GP: Cyanide gets up kind of off balance…he grabs Stone at the waist…GERMAN SUPLEX…FROM CYANIDE!

JT: Stone is getting beaten up a bit here…

NIKKI: Cyanide goes to the outside…he grabs a chair…what is he doing…that cheating bastard!

GP: Cyanide has the chair…he slides it to the ring…and Stone gets it!

JT: Cyanide is dead!

GP: Cyanide gets in the ring…Stone swings at him…and misses…kick…X-FACTOR…ON THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR ON SCOTT STONE! HE IS NOT MAKING A COVER!

JT: WHAT A F'N REVERSAL! STONE'S FACE IS BUSTED UP!

NIKKI: Damn…Stone is going to lose a lot of blood!

GP: Stone is down…there is blood all over the seat of that steel chair…Cyanide rolls him over and COVERS!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

JT: STONE GETS A SHOULDER UP!

GP: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE…HE HAS TO BE IN A HELLUVA OF A LOT OF PAIN!

NIKKI: He is one of the best IWO has to offer…he is nuts!

JT: Both men are getting up! STONE WITH THE CHAIR!!!

GP: HE CRUSHES THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE HEAD OF CYANIDE…THE CHAIR IS BENT…AND CYANIDE IS DOWN!

JT: HE HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE IMPACT OF THE CHAIR!

GP: DAMMIT!!! STONE WITH THE COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

GP: KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT!!! MY GOD WHAT A PUSH!!!

NIKKI: Cyanide is superhuman!

GP: Cyanide is trying to get up…but falls back down…the CENTER OF THE IWO RING HAS CYANIDES BLOOD SMEARED ALL OVER!

JT: Stone goes to the top turnbuckle…he is going for an elbow drop!

GP: Stone slashes his throat with his finger…he is aiming at Cyanides head! My god!

JT: He jumps…he has the range…he…

NIKKI: MISSES?!?!

GP: Stone misses with the elbow drop…he hits the chair though…and he is in a lot of pain!

JT: Look at Cyanide…he is looking at the crowd as he gets up…they are going crazy!

GP: Cyanide is climbing the top turnbuckle…he jumps…HE IS GOING FOR A LEG DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE! IT CONNECTS! COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

JT: KICK OUT!

NIKKI: GO STONE!

GP: OH DAMMIT…CYANIDE WAS ONE TENTH OF A SECOND AWAY FROM RETAINING THE IWO UNITED STATES CHAPION!

JT: Cyanide is looking amazed at the down Stone…he is thriving in pain is Stone!

GP: Cyanide picks up Stone…he puts him in powerbomb position…POWERBOMB! CYANIDE POWERBOMBED THE FORMER NA CHAMPION!

NIKKI: COME ON SCOTT!

GP: CYANIDE GRABS THE LEGS OF STONE…AND PUTS HIM IN A SHARPSHOOTER!
SHARPSHOOTER ON SCOTT STONE!

JT: VERY FEW MEN ESCAPE THAT! CYANIDE IS GETTING A DEEPER SEAT IN THAT
SHARPSHOOTER…BLOOD IS COMING FROM STONES HEAD!

NIKKI: Stone is going to lose consciousness!

GP: WAIT…STONE IS FIGHTING FOR THE ROPE…HIS ARM IS EXTENDED!

JT: HE IS SO CLOSE!

NIKKI: JUST A LITTLE MORE STONE!

GP: HE GIVES A HEAVE OF DESPERATION…HE GRABS THE ROPE! HE GRABS THE ROPE!
HE BREAKS THE HOLD!

JT: JESUS GOD! STONE BREAKS THE HOLD!

NIKKI: Stone is too good to submit!

GP: Cyanide throws Stones legs down…he begins to stomp away at him again.

JT: This must be Cyanides night…he is fighting for his girls it seems!

GP: Cyanide now picks up Stone…he throws him down with a scoop slam!

NIKKI: Come on Scott Stone! You have to beat Cyanide…get your ass up!

JT: Cyanide picks him up again…he grabs him by the waist…belly to belly suplex!

GP: Stone is down…Cyanide runs into the ropes…leg drop on Scott Stone…the fans go crazy!

JT: Cyanide goes to the top turnbuckle…and signals to the crowd…he is going for a body splash!

GP: He is going to hit…MY GOD…STONE GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR…HE PILEDRIVER!
JESUS CHRIST!

NIKKI: He played possum…

GP: I would not say that…Stone is visibly limping…that sharpshooter had its effect on Scott!

JT: Let's get to the match!

GP: Stone picks up Cyanide…he lifts him for a military press…HE MILITARY PRESSES CYANIDE OUT OF THE RING!

JT: THAT'S WHAT THE FANS CAME TO SEE…A MATCH OF AT THIS LEVEL!

NIKKI: Stone is kicking Cyanide's ass!

GP: Stone exits the ring…and goes to the outside…he picks up Cyanide and pulls him toward us!

NIKKI: Stone slams Cyanide's head into our announce table! Cyanide just looks at him!

GP: What is this…Callista is coming over to Scott Stone…she flips him off!

JT: Stone charges at her…she side steps…SHE KICKS STONE IN THE GROIN! OH SHIT THAT HURTS!

NIKKI: Stone falls to the ground right after. Cyanide walks right over to Stone. CALLISTA KICKS STONE IN THE NUTS AGAIN AND AGAIN!

JT: OUCHIES!!! CYANIDE PUTS STONE BACK IN THE RING…AND HE THROWS STONE INTO
THE ROPES!

NIKKI: STONE COMES BACK…SUPER KICK!!!

JT: COVER!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE..

GP: KICK OUT!!! STONE IS NOT GOING TO LOSE TONIGHT…CYANIDE IS GOING TO HAVE
TO KILL STONE TO SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND HIS TITLE!!!

JT: CYANIDE IS GOING AFTER THE REF!

NIKKI: Damn ref…what the…

JT: One of Cyanide's supermodels…Stephanie…gives the ref a DDT! JESUS CHRIST! THAT REF'S ASS WAS KICKED BY SOME HOLLYWOOD BEACH BLOND!

NIKKI: And Callista has a…a…a tazer!!! SHE HAS A DAMN TAZER!!! SHE GIVES IT TO CYANIDE!!! STONE IS ON THE GROUND…SPREAD EAGLE!!! CYANIDE PUTS THE TAZER IN STONES CROTCH!!!

GP: MY GOD…CYANIDE IS GOING TO BE THE IWO UNITED STATES CHAMPION! He simply
covers!

JT: WAIT…THERE IS NO REF!

(Out of the back runs a official. )

GP: Now we are in business! Stone and Cyanide get up at the same time…they are both visibly injuried…Stone is grabbing his crotch…and start hitting each other with lefts and rights!

NIKKI: This match is even…and we have gone this far!

GP: Cyanide has the advantage again…he hooks up Stone for a suplex…and falls back…the crowd is nuts!

JT: Cyanide goes to the outside…and goes for something under the ring…

NIKKI: CYANIDE IS GETTING A DAMN TABLE OUT!

GP: OH GOD!!!

JT: HE SLIDES IT UNDER THE RING…AND ENTERS THE RING!

GP: He begins to set it up right by Stone…Stone is trying to get up…but is met by a boot!

NIKKI: Stone is in a predicament here!

GP: The table is set up…Stone is down…and Cyanide is pointing to the crowd! THIS IS HIS MOMENT!

JT: HE PICKS UP STONE…HE IS GOING TO SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE TABLE…

NIKKI: STONE WILL NOT MOVE! STONE USES HIS STRENGTH AND THROWS CYANIDE THE
OTHER WAY!

JT: STONE IS GOING TO WIN IT NOW…HE IS SHINING BRIGHT IN THE END!

GP: Stone picks up the down Cyanide…and Powerbombs him...

NIKKI: This is the first time I will say that a Powerbomb from Stone is a good thing!

JT: STONE COVERS!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

GP: KICK OUT! STONE USED A LOT IN THAT POWERBOMB!

JT: MY GOD! STONE AND CYANIDE ISGOING TO GO DOWN TO THE WIRE!

GP: WHOEVER HITS THE NEXT BIG MOVE IS GOING TO WIN THIS DAMN THING!

JT: Cyanide is up…as is Stone…Cyanide lifts his hand in the air in a claw type poise!

NIKKI: Both men look battered and beaten…but they are not done…Stone charges…Cyanide grabs Stone by the groin with one hand, and under the shoulder with the other. He him up and over his shoulder and turns around. He grabs his legs and brings them down into a Spinebuster-style Powerbomb! Testicular
Termination!

JT: Oh good…that must hurt!!!

GP: Stone is dead! Cyanide locks the Dark Side Of The Moon on Stone! This thing is over!



Meygon: Your winner…and still IWO United States Champion…CYANIDE!!!

GP: A great contest here! Cyanide picks up the victory! We will be back folks!



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GP: Welcome back folks…we have a helluva a match coming up here. AWS Man (also known as Bill) (Also Known As Bill) versus Syphon Fission.

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is coming off a Tag Team Title loss to the Suicide Kings on last weeks Hostile Takeover. But he also embarrassed the hell out of Capital Punishment.

GP: So who is favored here?

JT: I have to go with AWS Man (also known as Bill)…he is nuts…he is too stupid to quit!

Nikki: Syphon is the man! He is resilient…and hungry for his first taste of IWO Title Gold.

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) has IWO Gold…and Syphon has been so close so many times. It is a throw up…it can go either way.

(Suddenly "The Hallow" by A Perfect Circle blares over the speakers. Fission struts out of the back to a thunderous pop. )

Meygon: THIS MATCH IS FOR THE IWO PACIFIC CHAMPIONSHIP! FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM SEATTLE WASHINGTON…WEIGHING IN AT 265
POUNDS…SYPHON…FISSION!!!

(Suddenly "3:14" by The Bloodhound Gang blares over the speakers. AWS Man (also known as Bill) struts out of the back to a thunderous pop. He has Pen in his hand.)

Meygon: FROM FREAKVILLE NORTH CAROLINA…WEIGHING IN AT 234 POUNDS…THE IWO
PACIFIC CHAMPION…AWS MAN(also known as Bill)!!!



GP: And here we go! AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Syphon Fission are hovering over each other like vultures over their prey. AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Syphon grapple.

JT: Syphon gets a headlock on AWS Man (also known as Bill)…Fission throws AWS Man (also known as Bill) across the ring with ease…

Nikki: Syphon is just going to overpower him…AWS Man (also known as Bill) gets up and charges Fission and clocks him with a clothesline.

JT: Fission is sent reeling into the corner. He charges right out at AWS Man (also known as Bill)…he goes for a jumping knee…

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) side steps. AWS Man (also known as Bill) kicks Fission in the face. Fission on the mat.

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is picking him up…Fission throws AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s hands away…he hits him with a left.

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) hits him with a right.

GP: The two are all over each other…punching each other. Syphon gets the advantage and hooks him up for a suplex. He hits it.

Nikki: Syphon is grabbing a microphone…

Syphon: AWS Man (also known as Bill)…save yourself an ass kicking! SAY IT NOW!!!

(Syphon puts it up to AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s face. )

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Freak you…YOU FREAKIN FREAK!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) jumps right back up and grabs Syphon for the DDT. He hits it. Fission lands with a loud thud.

Nikki: Fission is taking some vile punches to the head by AWS Man (also known as Bill)!

JT: Amazing man, Fission doesn’t even know what the hell hit him…he is not reacting to the blows to the head.

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks him up and throws him into the ropes…AWS Man (also known as Bill) runs into the ropes…and is met with a vicious clothesline from Syphon Fission!

JT: Jesus, those punches didn’t hurt him!

GP: Look at AWS Man (also known as Bill), he gets right up! He is standing and laughing at Fission. Fission spits in the face of the AWS Man (also known as Bill)!

JT: There goes your respect AWS Man (also known as Bill)!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is temporarily blinded, and Syphon Fission throws him into the corner, Fission runs toward the turnbuckle and jumps…my god…he is going to crush AWS Man (also known as Bill)!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) moves out of the way! FISSION COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE TURNBUCKLE!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) now with the advantage. AWS Man (also known as Bill) stomps at the down Syphon. AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks him up and hooks him up…snap-suplex.

JT: Fission just got thrown back by AWS Man (also known as Bill)…how?!?!

Nikki: Luck!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) continuing the assault on Fission…who is feeling the effects of the suplex. AWS Man (also known as Bill) grabs Syphon for a headlock…and will punches Fission on the temple multiple times.

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is being ruthless…and the fans are loving it…everything AWS Man (also known as Bill) is doing…they cheer on the top of their lungs!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) lets go of the headlock, Fission falls right back…AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ropes…and jumps!

Nikki: Elbow drop across the chest of Fission…AWS Man (also known as Bill) grabs a mic.

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Hey you freakin poopie pants…say it now before I get mad. I have dominated your freakin' butt!

Syphon: Blow it out your ass you piss ant!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Oh…you pay now you freakin pooper scooper!

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) gives Syphon a kick to the grill…soccer style!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) hurt his own damn foot…he is grabbing it and jumping up and down. Syphon gets up…he’s holding his head…

GP: Syphon just pushes AWS Man (also known as Bill) down. He starts stomping on him.

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) just smiling. He is laughing! He enjoys this! Syphon just gets more and more frustrated!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is starting to pick himself up…Knock Your Freakin' Head Off! Syphon down now.

GP: And AWS Man (also known as Bill) is leaving the ring. He is getting a chair…he throws it into the ring. AWS Man (also known as Bill) now in the ring. He unfolds the chair. He puts it in the middle of the ring.

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks up Syphon…he throws him against the ropes…

Nikki: SYPHON HITS A DROP TOE-HOLD ON AWS MAN (also known as Bill)! SYPHON HAS THE ADVANTAGE!

GP: Fission picks up AWS Man (also known as Bill) and throws him to the outside. Syphon now on the ring apron. AWS Man (also known as Bill) is up…and we can see blood through the damn his damn mask! Syphon gets a running start and hits him with a shoulder block off the damn ring apron!

JT: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is in trouble…almost as much trouble as Nikki…

Nikki: What the hell you talking about?

JT: The fact that you’re bleeding all over you announce sea…

*SLAP!!!*

JT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT HURT!!!

GP: Back to the match. Syphon has AWS Man (also known as Bill) by the security railing. He picks up AWS Man (also known as Bill) and drops his throat right on the steel railing! AWS Man (also known as Bill) IS ON THE GROUND…HE IS KICKING HIS FEET!

Nikki: Syphon now goes to the ring…he looks under it…he is pulling something out…

JT: IT'S A LADDER!!!

GP: SYPHON FISSION HAS A 20-FOOT LADDER! HE SETS IT UP IN THE RING! HE IS CLIMBING IT! HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP…HE IS SIGNALING TO THE CROWD! THE FANS ARE
YELLING AND SCREAMING!

Nikki: NO SYPHON…HE JUMPS…HE GOES FOR A ELBOW DROP…

JT: BUT AWS MAN (also known as Bill) IS UP!!! HE HAS A INFLATABLE LIFE SIZED JOE MIELO BLOW UP DOLL!!! HE HITS SYPHON WITH IT!

Nikki: How does that hurt anybody?

JT: Because Mielo was full of shit…and the blow up dolls are exactly the same as Mielo…

GP: So your saying that there is just about 500 pounds of Mielo shit…THAT HAS GOT TO HURT! Fission is rolling all over the ground after taking a shot from a life sized Joe Mielo blow up doll!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is now up. He goes to the ring to grab the ladder. Fission still rolling on the ground. AWS Man (also known as Bill) throws a chair toward Syphon…

JT: Syphon is still in pain!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) now has the ladder…he goes to the outside…Syphon is getting up…

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) has the ladder against his upper body…HE CHARGES TOWARD SYPHON! SYPHON PICKS UP THE CHAIR!

JT: AWS MAN (also known as Bill) IS CRUSHED AS SYPHON GETS ALL HIS POWER INTO
THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR HITS THE LADDER AND AWS MAN (also known as Bill) FALLS
ON HIS FACE!

GP: Syphon kicks the ladder off AWS Man (also known as Bill)… AWS Man (also known as Bill) suit is bloody as hell!

Nikki: Syphon lifts the chair…OH GOD! HE HITS AWS MAN (also known as Bill) BODY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

JT: Syphon looks very fresh thus far…he picks AWS Man (also known as Bill) up…he rests him against the guardrail. Syphon lifts the chair…he is going to hit AWS Man (also known as Bill)…

GP: Wait… AWS Man (also known as Bill) avoids it…he pulls out some pepper spray! HE SPRAYS IT IN SYPHON’S EYES!

Nikki: Syphon drops the chair…he is yelling and screaming!

Syphon: GODDAMMIT!!! MY EYES…I CAN BARELY FUCKING SEE!!!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) now picks up the chair…he slams it forcefully across Fission’s head! Fission falls to the ground!

JT: Fission’s head has an extremely long gash right at the point of impact! Blood is just pouring of Syphon’s head! AWS Man (also known as Bill) sees no reason in sing the chair again…since it is totally destroyed.

Nikki: Syphon is screaming! AWS Man (also known as Bill) calls for a microphone! A ring technician throws one over!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Say it Syphon…SAY IT YOU FREAK!!!

Nikki: Syphon just is screaming! Syphon tries to get up…but can’t! AWS Man (also known as Bill) is on top of Fission…Slap the Freak Around!!! SYPHON HAS TO QUIT! THE MIC IS CLOSE BY…

GP: SYPHON IS GETTING BITCFHSLAPPED! HE CAN’T DO A THING ABOUT…

Nikki: HE IS STANDING UP… AWS MAN (also known as Bill) IS STILL TRYING TO SLAP FISSION! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON AWS MAN (also known as Bill)!

JT: Syphon is up! He is stumbling around very badly…and the blood all over his face ain’t helping! AWS Man (also known as Bill) is trying to get up…he is on one knee…he is speared right there and then by Syphon!

GP: Nice move by Fission… AWS Man (also known as Bill) is reeling right now…Fission is up…he picks up AWS Man (also known as Bill) and starts to drag him toward the entrance ramp…

Nikki: Syphon is staggering…he can’t see for shit! Now Syphon is punching AWS Man (also known as Bill)…and he is returning them… AWS Man (also known as Bill) just does not feel pain!

JT: Yeah…kinda like you…how many boyfriends can you fit…

*SUPER BITCH SLAP!*

GP: Nikki knocks JT out cold! Fission and AWS Man (also known as Bill) are hammering each other with lefts and rights.

Nikki: My hand hurts…

JT: ….

Nikki: That’s right…man whore!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) now has the advantage…he is punching Fission with out any idea where he is…Fission back pedals…he is going to fall off the damn ramp!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) wouldn’t…he goes back…KNOCK YOUR FREAKIN’ HEAD OFF! SYPHON IS FALLING OFF THE RAMP…HE FALLS ONTO SOME ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT! ALL THE STUFF WE HAVE DOWN THERE STARTS TO EXPLODING!



GP: OH NO! AWS Man (also known as Bill) is going to jump…Win the Freakin' Matchifier!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP! HE LANDS IT ON FISSION!

Nikki: I think Fission would quit…if he was alive.

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is lying around…he is trying to get up…he does. AWS Man (also known as Bill) is unstoppable!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is dragging Fission to the back. Fission is out cold! He is dragging up the entrance ramp! That’s metal and steel! And Fission is being dragged right across it!

GP: We have a cameraman following the match in the back. He has a mic on his camera, and when on of these guys says “I Quit”…then we will know the winner.

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) has dragged Fission into his locker room. Schitzo Tod opens the door. They drag Syphon in…the put him that chair that Capital Punishment was in!

GP: Tod is laughing at Fission…they tie him to the chair! Syphon is just coming to…

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Well…Freak…its time that you say the magic words. When you do…it is over. Just end this for freakin’ sake!

Syphon: I have two words for ya…FUCK YOU!!!

Schitzo Tod: That ain’t nice…MOO!

Syphon: Then what the hell you two jackoffs going to do…huh?

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Sing the Itsy Bitsy Spider!

Syphon: And what about the Cow suit!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Yeah…

Schitzo Tod: Its right here…MOO!

Nikki: Syphon is getting the cow suit put on him! Oh my god…they are going to destroy the last bit of credibility that Syphon has…there is even a bell around the neck!

Syphon: You douche bags…you will both die for this!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): I have to go get my freakin’ camera for this!

GP: Tod and AWS Man (also known as Bill) left Fission alone…and since they put the cow suit on…he is untied! Syphon is up and looks for something to use…

*JT comes out of his coma. *

JT: OH MY GOD IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! THE IWO HAS BEEN OVER RUN BY COWS!

*JT passes out again. *

GP: That lasted a whole 5 seconds!

Nikki: My hand still hurts!

GP: Back to the action…as Syphon moves…we hear that bell ring…he has a paintball gun! He pumps it…HE IS GOING TO SHOOT AWS Man (also known as Bill) AND SCHITZO TOD!

Nikki: Syphon now climbs up to the air ducts of the room…just then AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Schitzo Tod enter...

AWS Man (also known as Bill): Hey…where did he go!

Schitzo Tod: MOO!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): That certainly is a freakin’ possibility!

*Syphon discharges the paintball gun at Tod’s face. Tod falls down! AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks up. *

Syphon: I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH EXTREME ACCURACY! SAY CHEESE JACKOFF!

Nikki: Syphon shoots AWS Man (also known as Bill) directly in the face! He gets out of the air duct and starts shooting at point blank!

Syphon: SAY IT!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): NO!!!

Syphon: DO IT NOW YOU NAZI!!!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): MOMMIE!!!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is screaming like a little girl! Syphon does not stop shooting! AWS Man (also known as Bill) is going to pass out!

Nikki: Wait…Syphon ran out of ammo!

Syphon: Oh shit!

*Syphon throws the gun on AWS Man (also known as Bill). He then challenges him to come outside. *

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is up. He digs in his pocket…HE PULLS OUT PEN!!!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is going off like Jack Nicholas!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): HERE’S………………BILLY!!!!!!!!

GP: AWS Man (also known as Bill) is running toward Syphon with Pen! Pen slams Syphon directly in the face with Pen! Syphon goes down!

Nikki: AWS Man (also known as Bill) kicks an exit door open…he throws Syphon right out of the building! Syphon rolling down the stairs!

GP: If Syphon walks out of this match…then it will be a success!

Nikki: They are on the open field here at the E-Center! There are fans in a long line watching!

GP: Wait a second, Billy Ray The Drunken Bastard is coming from the alcohol concession stand! He's got bottles of beer!

JT: WHAT THE FUCK! BILLY RAY JUST BROKE BEER BOTTLES OVER SYPHON FISSION AND AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BILL)'S HEADS! THEY'RE BOTH OUT!

Nikki: Nooo, this can't end this way!

GP: Billy Ray is grabbing the mic and putting it up against both their mouths....

Billy Ray: He vaguely recall having this Pacific Title before I had to leave.....and I want it back!

AWS Man (also known as Bill): (voiced over by Billy Ray): I freakin quit!

Syphon Fission: (voiced over by Billy Ray): I quit too!

GP: THE BELL RINGS? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD ACCEPT THAT AS THE MATCH BEING OVER!

JT: I have no clue! Who is that ref?

(The referee's face is shown and it's Ray Charles.)

Nikki: Ray Charles?!

JT: How the hell does Ray Charles get a referee's job with the IWO?

GP: This is ridiculous. Where's My Dick when you need him?

(The camera cuts to My Dick's "head room" where he is taking advantage of his hired hoes.)

My Dick: I saw what happened, and I don't like it. Ray Charles is FIRED as IWO referee! And I'll take care of this whole situation, just you wait and see.

GP: Well, My Dick says things will be taken care of.

Nikki: Well that's little reconciliation for AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Syphon Fission who put on a hell of a match and got screwed by some drunken idiot.

GP: Well, we'll be back after these words from our sponsors.

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GP: Alright....we're back and this next match is gonna be too close to call.

JP: WHAT?! Jack Night couldn't possibly pull off a victory in this match! He may have beat Levine, but what the f*ck?! THIS GUY JOBBED TO PEN AT THE LAST PAY PER VIEW. How the hell is the IWO gonna hand him a title like this?

Nikki: Jack was BARELY able to beat Levine. Syphon had to help him a little, he did it, but he can't be to take on Potright in this Extreme title match.

GP: Sam Potright is one of the IWO's showcase veterans. So is Levine. Who knows, Jack could pull off another come-from-behind victory.

Dan Rather: Well as it stands, Sam Potright holds 234 electoral votes over Jack Nights 65. Election mania is sweeping the nation faster then a tornado through a trailer park!

GP: What the hell?

JT: Just ignore it.. it'll go away.

Nikki: Well, I'm getting word over the headset that we're ready to cut to this Petting Zoo, where tonights competition is taking place!

*The cameras cut to the gates of the Petting Zoo. We see Sam Potright in the mist walk through into the park..*

GP: And we see our Extreme champion, Sam Potright, enter this Petting Zoo of
Horrors!

*The camera follows Sam as he walks around in the Petting Zoo. Everything is quiet. Sam Potright stops dead in his tracks. He looks around.*

Nikki: Something tells me that Jack is already somewhere in this park.

JT: WAIT A MINUTE!

*Suddenly, we hear "What is God Smoked Cannabus" by Weird Al play over the Zoo's PA system, disturbing the silence! Sam Potright looks confused... AND JACK NIGHT HOPS FROM THE BUSHES AND SPEARS HIM! AND WHOS THAT HE'S GOT WITH HIM?!?!?!*

GP: JOE LIEBERMAN! JACK HAS BRUNG JOE LIEBERMAN INTO THIS MATCH!

JT: Oh lord.

Joe Lieberman: Oy vay, oy vay!

Nikki: LOOK AT THIS CRAY LIEBERMAN! HE'S DOING THE WORM! LIEBERMAN GRABS POTRIGHT! THE BIG BRISK (Kick to the Knee) TO POTRIGHT! Potright recovers fast! And he nails Lieberman with a DDT! Lieberman is out cold!

*Potright looks at Jack with an evil glare in his eyes. Jack sees that he's gonna get his ass kicked, so he runs like hell like a chicken sh*t.. but Potright catches up with him.*

GP: Potright is chasing Jack! Jack tries to hop a fence into a fence full of freaky animals, but Sam slams his full weight into Jack! Jack is smashed into the cage!

JT: Look at Potright beat on this guy! Potright keeps hammering his shoe into Jacks stomach! Jack begins to caugh up blood!

Nikki: Sam brags Jack... lifts him high in the air... FISHERMANS SUPLEX ONTO THE COLD GROUND! THIS COULD BE IT! 1.......... 2......... (KICKOUT)!

JT: That was too f*cking close!

GP: Sam just doesn't stop the assuault! Sam lifts up Jack, but Jack hits him with a sucker punch! Sam falls into the fence! How does Jack recover so fast?!

JT: Sam charges Jack! AND NEARLY TAKES HIS F*CKING HEAD OFF WITH THAT CLOTHLINE FROM HELL!! Sam stomps on Jack's midsection... and he grabs a 10 lbs. concrete brick laying around. Jack begins to get up..

GP: OH MY F*CKING GOD! SAM JUST SHATTERED THAT CONCRETE BRICK ALL OVER JACKS SKULL!! JACK'S FACE IS FULL OF GODDAMN BLOOD! JACK MIGHT BE KO'ED FROM THIS MATCH!!

JT: Too bad its a Extreme match, or that might have happened.

Nikki: Sam isn't gonna pin! Sam clothlines Jack over the cage wall and into that animal cage! Sam leaps in after him!

JT: Look at this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All of those small animals are clinging to Jacks skin and biting him!!

*Jack is seen rolling all over on the ground, trying to get the small animals off his body*

Jack Night *with squirrels and aardvarks attached to his skin* OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

JT: Sam grabs Jack Night by the head and lifts Jack back up onto his feet. Sam lifts up Jack. BODYSLAM! ALL OF THOSE SMALL ANIMALS ARE NOW CRUSHED ALL OVER JACKS BACK! BLOOD FROM ALL OF THOSE SMALL MAMMALS IS ALL OVER HIS BACK!

GP: This is gross. Jack is gonna get AID's!

Nikki: Well.. Jack and Sam are now adventuring the cages of the Petting Zoo! Right now, there at the area of the Petting Zoo that has been banned to anyone under 35. Who knows what we may see walking around here.

JT: HEY! Look at one of the cages! Could it be?!?!

Nikki: YES! Its Bob Dole ladies and gentalmen!! The Republicans had nowhere else to put him after 96' was over, so they though him into this cage.

Bob Dole *as he tries to chew his way out of the metal bars* : Feed Bob Dole bread crums. Feed Bob Dole bread crums!

GP: Jack pulls $0.50 from his pockets and buys one of those packets of bread crums and feeds it to Bob Dole. Bob Dole is going into a rage! He leaps up onto the bread crum machine! SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE MACHINE! HE LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO POTRIGHT! POTRIGHT AND DOLE GO DOWN!

Bob Dole: *grunt* Bob Dole doesn't need this.... *croak*....

JP: Oh lord! Bob Dole has just died! Oh well.

GP: Jack grabs the fallen Potright and smashes his head threw the glass of the vending machine!! Potrights face is full of glass!!

Nikki: Jack pulls Potrights head out of the vending machine and pins him!! THIS IS IT!! 1...... 2....................................... TH..HH..RRR..REEE..EEEE..EEE..EEEEE (KICKOUT)!!!

GP: Potright is in a rage! Potright grabs Jack by the neck and begins shaking it! Jack is being strangled by Potright!

JP: Potright sets Jack in front of the vending machine! AND HE PUSHES THAT VENDING MACHINE ON TOP OF JACK NIGHT!!!! F*CK!!!! POTRIGHT RETAINS!!!! THIS IS IT! ITS ALL OVER! SAMUEL CLIMBS ON TOP OF THE MACHINE AND THE REF COUNTS IT AS A PIN! 1.... 2..... THR - WAIT! DAMNIT! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!

GP: SOME GUY JUST HIT POTRIGHT WITH THE DUDLEYVILLE USA STREET SIGN! WHO COULD IT BE?!?!

Nikki: ITS DONNIE DAZE! MY CUTIE DONNIE DAZE TOOK OUT HIS BOSS! HIS STABLE MATE!

JT: BOTH NIGHT AND POTRIGHT ARE DOWN! JACK IS TRAPPED UNDER THAT 1,000 LBS.
VENDING MACHINE AND POTRIGHT LAYS NEXT TO IT! WAIT A F*CKING SECOND! JACKS
ARM FLINGS OUT FROM UNDER THE VENDING MACHINE AND LANDS ON TOP OF POTRIGHT! THIS IS INSANE! THE REFF IS ACCEPTING IT! 1........... 2...........................................3!!!!!! JACK NIGHT DOES IT!!! HE BECOMES IWO EXTREME CHAMPION, THANKS TO DONNIE DAZE! POTRIGHT MUST BE PISSED
OFF!!

Winner and New Extreme Champion: Jack Night

GP: SAM POTRIGHT IS WAKING UP NOW!

JT: POTRIGHT LOOKS UP TO FIND DONNIE DAZE, HIS OWN STABLE MATE, HOLDING THE
SIGN THAT TOOK HIM OUT! DAZE INJURES POTRIGHT FURTHER BY SMACKING HIM WITH A BOTTLE OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON NO TEARS SHAMPOO!! POTRIGHT IS FULL OF F'N
SHAMPOO!

GP: DAZE LIGHTS A MATCH!!! DON'T DO IT!! THE CHILDRENS SHAMPOO IS ALWAYS THE
MOST FLAMMABLE!!! AND HE DOES IT!! SAM POTRIGHT IS IN FLAMES!!! THIS IS NUTS!!

Nikki: And Jack is still trapped under the vending machine.

JT: Look at this! Bob Dole is trying to take the title from Jacks hands as he's trapped under that vending machine! DAMN HIM! Who let him out of his cage?

Bob Dole: This is Bob Doles title.

Jack Night *trying to yank it from his hands, but is too weak to*: No.. its... not... I won... it fair and..... square... damnit!

Bob Dole: This is BOB DOLES title!

Jack Night: GRRRK.. when will the Republicans stop stealing my..... stuff??

Nikki: Alright. What the HAIL is going on.

GP: Ummmmm.. I'm not really not sure. But whatever just transpired, Jack Night has gained a Extreme title out of this. But its safe to say that the battles between Night and Potright are not yet to be resolved. And the BIGGER issue is Sam Potright's stablemate, the only stable mate left, Donnie Daze turning his back on him!

Nikki: Now Sam is all alone, but he shouldn't have attacked Donnie with that chair, Donnie told me he was still mad about that.

JT: Well I would hate to be in Sam Potright's way when he comes to the full realization of what happened.

Dan Rather: DAMN FLORIDA! CBS won't let me leave the news room anymore! I'm on a freaking electric fence! HURRY UP AND DECIDE DAMNIT!

GP: We'll be right back as we try and get rid of Dan Rather!



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{The scene fades to Schitzo Tod wallking the halls to find AWS Man (Also known as Bill) taken out. The Insane One's head is stained with blood. Tod then looks ahead and spots the misunderstood family's dressing room. He rushes in.}

Sam Potright: What are you doing in here?

Schitzo Tod: You bastards... First you drop a crate on me, then you bust open my friend.

Sam Potright: What are you talking about?

Schitzo Tod: Don't act like you don't know. Yous ent the Suicide Kings to take us out!

Sam Potright: What? You must be delerrious. The Kings are out of the family. Now get out of here

Schitzo Tod: I will not get out, untill I get some answers!

Sam Potright: Look, you don't want me to force you out, trust me.

Schitzo Tod: Look at you, you have no clue as to what's been happening. Your "sons" made a blatened attack on Me and AWS Man (Also known as Bill), they droped a crate on my head, and they probably took out the Insane One. Open your eyes!

Sam Potright: You idiot! I had nothing to do with that. now GET OUT OF HERE!

Schitzo Tod: Oh, I'll get out, after I break your face!

{Tod lunges at Potright, and the two begin exchanging punches. Several officials rush to the scene to break up the action.}

Sam Potright: (Being held back) I'll show you! You'll rot for that! ROT!

{The scene fades}

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(The scene fades to My Dick's office. The crowd pops as the cmera pans back to reveal the Mysterious One standing at My Dick's desk. My DIck turns around and gets startled.)

My Dick: What do you want?!

?¿?: What do I want? What I want is Phelen Kell, in the ring, tonight.

My Dick: Sorry, I can't do that. Phelen Kell has already been booked.

(The Mysterious One sweeps everything off of the desk and stares at My Dick.)

?¿?: I will have a match with Phelen Kell, otherwise I'll be very angry, and you do not want to see me angry.

My Dick: Now... Let's not do anything to harsh. I'm sure we can work somethng out. But as I said, Phelen Kell is booked. But... What about another match?

?¿?: No... Just Kell..

My Dick: Listen, you can have Kell later, but for now, IWO has a bit of a pest problem. How would you feel to a hardcore match, with Zoey and Hammish?

?¿?: As long as I get Kell.

My Dick: We'll try and work something out.

?¿?: Listen, your "working something out" better get me a match with Kell, or there will be hell to pay.

{The Mysterious One storms out of My Dick's office.}

GP: Wow! Zoey and Hammish against the Mysterious One, tonight!

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{The announcers are sitting there, knowing it's only MOMENTS for something strange to happen and for them to be wisked away by some supernatural force to another plane of existance like they have for the last couple of weeks on Hostile Takeover, the most watched show in Kosoy's fake millionaire estate...}

Nikki "It's got to be only a matter of time before something odd happens. I mean, God is wrestling on this card after all..."

{Scene switches to Ammon-Ra, Egyptian God of the Sun watching the IWO festivities...}

Ammon-ra "Ah IWO, make me giggle in delight as you always do."

{Suddenly Phelen Kell steps out and gets ready to address the crowd...}

Ammon-Ra "Blah, blah, blah. Less talky, more wrestley."

{Ammon-Ra snaps his fingers and suddenly Rob Kestler and Phelen Kell are in the ring confused. The announce team is back in Ancient Egypt working on the pyramids. Ammon-Ra has taken the announce position and Osiris, Egyptian God of the Dead, is the referee...}

Osiris "Alright, let's keep this clean or else you both know what I could do to you."

Phelen Kell "Steal my manager when I'm least suspecting it?"

Osiris "No."

Rob Kestler "Bring back the 'Hello Muddah, Hello Fathah' song?"
Osiris "No."

Rob Kestler "Please?"

Osiris "No."

Phelen Kell "My manager is NOT homosexual, who would want to take him?"

Osiris "Damn you both! Wrestle!"

Rob Kestler "How did I get here? The last thing I remember was trying to bake cookies using only products that start with the letter 'M.'"

{Osiris hits Kestler in the head...}

Osiris "Wrestle!"

{Rob Kestler and Phelen Kell grapple...}

Ammon-Ra "Ah, this shall be amusing. Two mortals playing a game of physical and mental chess for my own amusement! Just as I like it!"

{Kestler with a short suplex. Phelen back to his feet quickly...}

Ammon-Ra "Mr. Kestler is out to an early advantage. Although he is a puny mortal and shall suffer an infuriating hell for not being Egyptian."

{Kestler has Kell in the corner and is setting him up for a super plex...}

Ammon-Ra "Mortal Kestler setting up Mortal Kell for the super but not godly suplex. Phelen with a head butt and down with the mortal Kestler...middle rope elbow drop onto the motley Kestler."

{Phelen stands up and taunts Kestler before kicking him in the side...}

Ammon-Ra "Kicking isn't exciting. Let's make this match exciting again..."

{Suddenly a sphynx appears in the middle of the ring...}

Sphynx "Roar." (He actually said the word "roar.")

Kestler and Kell "Uh-oh."

Ammon-Ra "This is what I like! The sphynx has both mortals down with his massive paws. This is crazy! This is worse than that time I got all drunk and predicted the end of the world. Boy, did I get called on that one or what?"

{The Sphynx is batting the two around...}

Ammon-Ra "The mortals are trying to mount a come back. What? Double DDT by Kestler and Kell onto the Sphynx? Isn't that physically impossible."

Kestler "Physically impossible like a fox."

{Kell DDTs Kestler. Kestler and the Sphynx are down. Pin by Kell...}

Osiris "One...Two.."

Ammon-Ra "Save by the Sphynx! He's chewing on Kell's leg! This is the kind of entertainment which is the pinnacle of the IWO."

{Kell shakes free. Kestler with a running drop kick on Kell. The pin...}

Osiris "One...tw"

Ammon-Ra "Kick out by mortal number one. Come on Sphynx! Hit them with a riddle!"

{The Sphynx clears his throat and Kestler and Kell mutilate each other...}

Sphynx "A-hem. Knock knock..."

{Sphynx waits for the required answer. Kell and Kestler continue to beat each other...}

Sphynx "Guys! Listen! Knock knock..."

{Kell and Kestler fight. Sphynx knocks them stupid...}

Sphynx "Knock, knock."

Kestler "Whose there?"

Sphynx "Me! The Sphynx!"

{Kestler breaks out laughing. Kell takes the opportunity to pick Kestler up from behind. Steel Rain by Kell, the pin...}

Osiris "One...Two...Three!"

{Zoey walks out and says the word "ding" three times...}

Osiris "The winner of this match is Phelen Kell! Good for you...PRICK!"

{Kell goes to attack Osiris but Ammon-Ra snaps his fingers and everything is returned to normal and Kell and Kestler are put back to the places Ammon-Ra got them from, but Kell was accidentally dropped 20 feet to the ring because Ammon-Ra forgot where he got him from...}

GP: Kestler and Kell just gave one great match. We apologize for the Egyptian God Ammon-Ra's meddling in the IWO's affairs. You should come to realize that at least once every card something odd happens and we cannot control it, normally during a Rob Kestler match. A good match nonetheless.

JT: Are you kidding me? That match was terrible..anything with that lamer Kell is.

Nikki: Oh shut up..

GP: Well.. On to our next match...

("Awakening," by Living Sacrifice blasts as the fans boo.)

JT: YES!! HE'S AT HOSTILE TAKEOVER!!

Nikki: Kell is still in the ring..., of course this WWR reject is going to try and steal the spotlight.

GP: THERE HE IS!! THAT STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!

(PaiN charges the ring and clotheslines Kell from behind.)

GP: He doesn't even have the balls to come at Kell's face. Pain has a chair!

*CRACK*

Nikki: He just nailed the already worn out Kell right in the face with it!

JT: HE GAVE KELL THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION!! THIS HAS MADE MY NIGHT!!

GP: He's covering Kell..

JT: 1..........2..........3! YES! HAHA!

Nikki: He's asking for a microphone.

GP: Oh Lord..what an ass.

(PaiN looks out at the crowd as they begin to boo.)

PaiN: BOO ME ALL YOU WANT!! JUST REMEMBER, I JUST BEAT YOUR LEGEND!!

(They boo more.)

PaiN: The fact I just proved to you what your "Legend" is all about. He went down from one move.. MY MOVE.. From the man's hands.. MY HANDS!! The fact of the matter is this IWO.. I'm not going to stop till I get what I want. What I want is what everyone else wants. To number one, KILL EVAN LEVINE and number two, WIN THAT WORLD TITLE.. See, Levine will come first.. Then, my shot at that title will come. Well in this buisness you use stepping stones to get to the top. I'm using Kell as my stepping stone.

(Stands on Kell's chest.)

GP: That's disgraceful...he's such a big man attacking an already tired Kell.

JT: This is amazing.. HE JUST EMBARRASSED A LEGEND!!

PaiN: See, JT over there he's a smart man. He likes a true wrestler like me. All you fans, you hate people like me. YOU HATE ME CAUSE OF STEREOTYPE... BECAUSE OF WHERE I CAME FROM!!

GP: That is completely untrue.. They hate him for doing things like this.....

Nikki: And being an arrogant ass who hasn't proved himself worth a lick in the IWO, yet he attacks top superstars.

PaiN: I'm kind of like the US towards Canada.. THEY HATE CANADA!! JUST LIKE THEY HATE ME!! YOU GUYS WANNA HATE ME?!? I'll give you some more reasons..

(PaiN kicks Kell while he's down.)

PaiN: IWO, this is only my second victim.. Of oh so many more to come.. IWO Has ENTERED THE PaiN.. Which means you'll be doing three things.. SEE The PaiN, HEAR THE PaiN, FEEL THE PaiN!!

("Awakening," by Living Sacrifice plays again.)

JT: THAT'S A REAL MAN!! WOO HOO!!

GP: He's a disgrace to IWO.. We'll be back after this commercial.



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(The camera opens up to the backstage area where PaiN is walking towards the exit. He is confronted by Psycho Jay.)

Psycho Jay: Hey Pain you dumb prick.

PaiN: What?

Psycho Jay: You heard me dickhead I don't s-s-s-stutter.

PaiN: You're real close to finding out why I am a real wrestler, I'm not some head-humping chump like you.

Psycho Jay: Head humping chump....funny. Listen poo faced poo goblin, if you think you've proved anything by coming back to the IWO and attacking Levine and Kell think again. Nobody gives a flying fuck about you, Levine is a disgrace to the wrestling profession....even more of a disgrace than you, so beating him isn't anything special. And you attacked Kell after he already had a match AND from behind. Does that make you tough? Hell no. The only Pain I'm seeing, hearing, and feeling is the pain that occurs when one of your HORRIBLE promos comes on TV.

PaiN: How about this, I'll let you live today, but you better watch your back down the road, because you're on my list.

Psycho Jay: Yeah well make sure you check that list twice Santa Claus, but just make sure you come at me head on and not from behind.

PaiN: I don't need to take you from behind.

Psycho Jay: I'm glad.......oh by the way when you attack someone from behind don't expect anything different from them...

PaiN: What the hell is.....

(Suddenly PaiN is attacked by Phelen Kell from behind! Kell pounds PaiN to the ground and slams him head first into a pile of steel rods! Kell pulls PaiN up to his feet and hoists him onto his shoulders.....STEEL RAIN(torture rack into impaler DDT)!! PaiN is out!)

Phelen Kell: Thanks for stauling this little shit Jay....sorry about our little fight on Meltdown.

Psycho Jay: Don't worry about it....oh, and you still suck.

Phelen Kell: Right back at ya.

Psycho Jay: Hey Kell....wanna join me?

(Psycho Jay begins humping PaiN's head!)

Phelen Kell: No thanks.

Psycho Jay: Suit yourself.

(The camera switches back to the ring announcers.)

GP: Psycho jay and Phelen Kell teaming up?!

JT: No way, Jay can't be that lame now!

Nikki: Well it's safe to say that neither of them like PaiN.

JT: They're just jealous of him.

GP:

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Pac title match

(Mike Extreme is taking a piss in his IWO locker room.)

GP: Why are the cameras on Mike taking a piss?

JT: Beats the hell out of me.

Mike Extreme: Ohhhhhhh YEAHhhhh I have been holding this in for hours.

GP: RIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT... And we are watching this because?

JT: Does he even know the camera is on him?

GP: WHAT IN THE HELL? Is that the new guy here in the IWO Ash "Shadow" Robinson? He is standing in the shadows do you see him JT?

JT: Yes, I see what your talking about. He has a whiskey bottle in his hand. Oh my he just hit Mike over the back of the head with it.

GP: What is this all about? Why did he just hit Mike Extreme over the head with a full whiskey bottle while Mike was taking a piss. What a cheap shot

JT: What is that Ash is saying?

Ash "Shadow" Robinson: DON'T YOU EVER SAY CRAP ABOUT ME AGAIN. BECAUSE NOW I'M IN THE IWO AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

GP: What is Ash talking about talking trash? Whatever he is talking about it must have been before Ash got into the IWO. Ash looks to be very pissed off. He is kicking away at Extreme.

JT: Ash has Mike and he picks him up and he just slammed him on all that broken glass. Extreme's back is all cut up you can see the blood on the floor.

GP: This is a very brutal attack by Ash. What is Ash doing with Mike now? Ash just rammed Mike's head into the brick wall.

(Ash kicks open a stall door.)

JT: He is not going to....Yes, he just stuck Mike Extreme's head into that toliet and lets put it this way that tolite was backed up big time. Whoever was in there last left a new man because there asshole is now 4 times bigger.

GP: Ash is saying something again.

Ash "Shadow" Robinson: Do I suck now? What is that Mike I can't hear you?

JT: Ash has snapped. He has only been here in the IWO for a few days and from we can tell he is very pissed off at Mike Extreme.

Ash "Shadow" Robinson: You see now Extreme I will get my match with you that I have wanted for oh so long.

GP: So that is what Ash wants. A match with Mike Extreme. Why didn't Ash just ask for a match? That would have been much simpler.

JT: I think he wanted to prove something.

GP: Well, he has done that.

JT: I thought Ash was done but he just pulled Mike out of the stall. He picks up Mike and Mike is high above his head. NO, ASH JUST TOSSED MIKE INTO THE GLASS MIRROR.

GP: Look at all the glass! Ash is stomping away at Mike once again. Someone needs to get in there and stop this. If you can't see at home there are IWO officals at the door trying to get in but Ash has apparently locked the door.

JT: Finally they have broken the door and they have pulled Ash off of Mike. But the damage was done to Mike. He is very bloody and who knows what king of injurys he might have.

GP: We have to take a break but we will be right back so don't change the channel.

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{The scene fades to Rob Kestler, who is approaching the Tampax locker room.}

Rob Kestler: Tod's gonna love this joke about the gay sailor!

{Rob kncocks on the door, no answer.}

Rob Kestler: Tod? You in there? Hm... He might be sleeping... hehe, I'll go wake him up!

{Rob Kestler opens the door, but is suprised that he can't find Tod.}

Rob Kestler: Hm... That's odd

(The scene fades back to the ring, Eifel 65's "Blue" plays as Hammish and Zoey both step through the curtains, recieving a chorus of boos. They walk about half way down the ramp, then stop.}

Hammish: Hey Zoey, lets just leave. We don't have to proove ourselvs to IWO.

Zoey: I agree, let's just go home, I don't know why we even bothered showing up tonight.

(The two start up the rampway untill Enter Sandman hits. The crowd pops as The Mysterious One steps onto the rampway. Fear overtakes Zoey and Hammish as they run past the Mysterious One, and head to the garage.)

Voice inside Car: Hey, you two boys need a lift?

Zoey: Man, you are a life saver!

(Hammish and Zoey both get inot the car, and it speeds off.)

Zoey: Wow, thanks for picking us up. I just can't believe a car was waiting for us.

Hammish: Well, we are well known superstars.

(The scene fades back inot the ring, where the Mysterious One is. He takes off his mask to reveal the face of My DIck.)

JT: Wait... My DIck is the Mysterious One?

Nikki: I doubt it JT.

My Dick: I know what all of you are thinking, and no. I am not the Mysterious One. I am, however, a smart guy. So, if you could all please turn to the Dick-A-Tron, allot of your questions will be answered.

(The Dick-A-Tron shows the car. Zoey and Hammish are still talking to the driver.)

Zoey: And that's how I beat a 5 year old, to win the championship. And to think, I was only 20 years old.

Hammish: Yeah, at 20 I liked to rape children, not steal thier titles.

Zoey: So driver, where are you taking us?

Hammish: Yeah, I'm getting kind of hungry...

Zoey: Driver?

(The driver turns around and shows Zoey and Hammish that he is wearing a ?¿? mask. And if you put 2 and 2 together, you'd know what's going on. If you didn't... IT IS ?¿?!)

Zoey: (Afraid) GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!

(The car speeds up and heads for a bride. On the bridge, the car backs up, running over the barrier. The mysterious one out of the ca, pipe in hand. He then strts beating the pipe over the roof of the car. Then, the Mysterious One pushes the car off the bridge, leaving Zoey and Hammish to thier liquid grave.)

GP: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAS HE DONE!

(The Mysterious One looks down at the water, then starts to walk back to the arena.)

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(The scene fades to the parking garage. The Mysterious One wlaks in, and spots Ash Robinson.)

?¿?: Have you seen PHelen Kell?

Ash: Hey! Your the Mysterious One! It's an honor meeting you ser. I'm Ash Robinson, I'm from the IML.

(The Mysterious One looks at Ash, then starts to walk off. Ash stops him.)

Ash Robinson: It was nice talking to you mister Mysterious.

(The Mysterious One just pushes on, and extits the garage, heading for the locker rooms.)

Ash Robinson: Wow, I acytually met the Mysterious One, I bet Donnie Daze doesn't even know who he is!

(The scene fades to the announcer's table.)

GP: Well the supposed Mysterious One is back after killing two of the IWO's most promising wrestlers.

JT: Promising? HA! Well now we have to sit through this next match...what are these bookers smoking, the only good thing in this match is Evan!

GP: What are you talking about? This has my favorite team the champs, Suicide Kings defending against 2 legends so to speak.

JT: Pleeease! Evan? Legend? He's just milking Evan's greatness. More important...the Suicide Kings champs? More signs of the apocalypse.

Nikki: JT is just mad because he hasn't been able to get it up for weeks.

GP: Hehe.

JT: You would be the only one to be worried about that, because your my bitch!

(Smack)

JT: This is getting old...

Nikki: Then quit saying shit!

GP: Hey, I think the viewers wanna see the match.

(Fans at home boo and throw popcorn at Greg as they pan off the commentators and to the ring.)

Meygon: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is set for one fall and it is for the IWO Tag Team Titles! Coming to the ring at this time...at a weight of 249 pounds. The "Real Heel" EVEN LEVINE!!!!!!!

("I am your Boogie Man" plays and the fans erupt into boos as Evan steps out from the back and makes his way down to the ring and rolls in taunting the crowd which desperately try to nail him with full beers...but a shameful waste.)

Meygon: And his tag team partner... Capital Punishment!!!!!!!!

(His music starts but after a while no one comes out. Evan is a little questionable as they start his music again, but alas no Cappy. Evan starts to climb out of the ring when suddenly Cappy stumbles out of the curtain and behind him the Kings, both armed with super soakers.)

JT: What the hell!

GP: The Kings are blinding Cappy with those Super Soakers...but that's not just any ordinary water in those guns...

Nikki: It's...SOAPY WATER! Cappy is clinging his eyes in horrific pain as the soap enters the eyeballs.

GP: Now Jeff Kings moves down the ramp pumping it as Evan taunts him.

JT: Yeah, but on the stage Ryan has runs our of soapy water and now commenses to beat Cappy over the head with the plastic $30 weapon! And Cappy is down on his side as Ryan throws the gun out into the crowd injuring several and now puts the kicks to Cappy.

Nikki: Thought this was gonna be boring???

JT: Quiet you..Super Soakers always heat up a match.

Nikki: Jeff jumps up onto the apron and pulls the trigger on his water gun, but misses by several feet!

(The water overshoots Evan and the ring and nails Greg right in the face.)

GP: Shit...*gurgle* damn King!!!

JT: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nikki: Awww, you ok Greg?

JT: Nevermind him hoe, Jeff is furiously trying to pump that gun, but Evan makes it over and grabs Jeff by the neck pulls him into the ring!

Nikki: Did you call me a hoe.

JT: Errrr...now Evan has that super soaker and it's fully charged...he pulls it to his shoulder and takes aim...GO EVAN!

(GP whipes his eyes out finally)

GP: But look, Ryan is charging down the ramp and now he's on the apron behind Evan, he springs up...Dropkicks Evan in the back of the head and the super soaker flies to the outide.

Nikki: Now both Kings are up and they pull Evan to his feet and whip him into the ropes, double back elbow. And Evan is down.

GP: Now they both stomp away violently!

JT: But here comes Cappy and he rolls into the ring behind the Kings, he hooks their neck and falls backwards! Reverse DDT...that'll stop em!

GP: Now Evan rolls over to his corner and Ryan does the same. Now Cappy pulls Jeff to his feet and sends in a few elbows and then sends him into the ropes...a beheading clothesline! Jeff folds up like a acordian!

Nikki: That had to hurt, now Cappy reaches over and tags Evan in and holds Jeff up as Evan get some cheap shots in.

GP: Now Evan works Jeff into the corner and fires in some shoulder shots and Jeff is dazed. Evan pulls Jeff out by his head and hops onto the top turnbuckle...Tornado DDT! Evan rolls back into a flat base pin.

1...

2...

3.NO! Ryan jumps in for the save!

JT: The ref argues with Ryan as Evan picks up Jeff's legs and drops his own leg down across the mid section. He rolls out without a tag as Cappy comes in and brings Jeff to his feet and sends him into the ropes again, Cappy ducks and Jeff leapfrogs over him and stops, catching Cappy with a reverse neckbreak.

GP: Great move, now Jeff is making his way to his feet.

JT: That wasn't so great...God you like to stretch things out.

Nikki: Speak for yourself! Now Jeff runs at the ropes and springs off with a moonsault and catches Cappy around the neck with his ankles..what the...he quickly spins to the right and takes Cappy down!

JT: Now that was great!

GP: Certainly was.

JT: Now Jeff is up and he tags Ryan and quickly runs over and catches Evan with a right and he falls off the apron, smacking his face on the apron!

GP: And Ryan has Cappy up and nails a few lefts and rights and now catches him with a kick to the sternum and hooks both arms...Double Arm DDT! Ryan rolls over Cappy as Jeff holds Evan off.

1...

2...

Kickout! Too early!

Nikki: Now Ryan slaps on a sleeper and lays down beside Cappy.

JT: Hey...seriosuly...if that's not a gay position...I don't know what is!

GP: Heh, your right for once!

Nikki: Sick guys!

JT: Well it doesn't seem to be working cause these damn fans are stomping their feet and now Cappy is to his feet and tries to fend off Ryan with some elbows, but he just cinches it in tighter.

GP: Ohhh! But that helped...Cappy put his hands up and brought Ryan's head over his and falls down with a chin breaker!

Nikki: Cappy starts to crawl over to make the tag to Evan who has his hand stretched out. Cappy is almost there...hey! What is Jeff doing?

GP: Oh, right before Cappy can make the tag Jeff pulls Evan down and sends him crashing into the barricade! Jeff walks back over to his side and Cappy gets to his feet and never saw Jeff.

JT: Now he's yelling at Evan...hey I think he thinks Evan ditched on him? Oh hell...this isn't good!

Nikki: Now Cappy steps through the ropes and he stands right against Evan who is getting up. Evan just pushed Cappy and Cappy pushes back!

JT: LOOK OUT!

Fans: Aweeeeeeeeeeee Some! Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeee Some!

JT: Jeff and Ryan both just came over the ropes with suicide planchas! All 4 men are on the ground and noone moving! That was cool...definently worth staying awake for this match.

Nikki: Oh shut up...I wouldn't care if you went to sleep and never woke up.

JT: Oh...I'm hurt...slut!

(Smack)

JT: NOW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE!

(Smack)

JT: AHHHHHHHHHH!

GP: Now the Kings are showing signs of movement and they roll Evan into the ring and start double teaming him. They whip him into the ropes and double dropkick him. Cappy is now tangled in the ropes...

Nikki: And the Kings are stomping away! Now they got Cappy free and Evan is getting up using the apron. He looks up and Ryan starts to whip Cappy into the ropes, but Cappy reverses, no! Double Reverse and Evan has reached out and tripped Cappy right on his face!

GP: He thought Ryan was coming into the ropes and Evan turns around mocking the crowd and Ryan pulls Cappy up and picks him up, and Jeff is on the top and he hooks the head and they spin around! Tornado Electric Chair Drop...DDT combo! That's the new CUT-THROAT!!!!! Ryan rolls him over and pins!

1...

2...

JT: Evan is on the apron and Ryan is there to stop him...

3..NOOOOOOOOO!!!! SAVE!!!!!!!

JT: MY GOD! EVAN SPRUNG OFF THE ROPES OVER RYAN AND SPLASHED JEFF!

GP: That was amazing!

Nikki: Now Ryan pulls Evan up by his hair and Gutwrench Powerbombs him!

JT: And Now both Ryan and Jeff pulls Evan to his feet and look for some sort of move. Jeff is heading to the top and Ryan hits a Pendulum backbreaker on Evan and holds him across his knee.

Nikki: This doesn't look good.

JT: Quit whining...if you can't take it then go somewhere else!

GP: LOOK! Cappy just lept up and pushed Jeff off the top and over the barricade and he lands in the crowd, taking out the first few rows! Now Cappy puts a big boot to Ryan and he folds back. They're cooking now!

JT: Now Cappy picks Ryan up and Evan crawls near the ropes...DEATH PENALTY! DEATH PENALTY! Ryan is done for now! HAHAHAHAH!

Nikki: Cappy is going for the pin..

1...WAIT!

Nikki: Huh...Evan just stopped the count! ....Oh, he tells Cappy he wants to hit his move..they're gonna kill poor Ryan...and he's kinda cute!

JT: What about...Dazzzzzzzzzzze

Nikki: Oh shut up!

JT: Hehe...having trouble keeping up with your many men..slut?

(Smack!)

GP: Anyways, Evan has pulled Ryan up and has him set for Conceptual Perfection, but he is also taunting the crowd as Cappy taps his foot. Hey...who the hell is that!

(Psycho Jay runs down the ramp as the fans are yelling! He slides into the ring and goes for Cappy, but he ducks and spins Jay around and goes for a big right, but Jay ducks and Cappy nails the ref! He's down!)

JT: CAPPY NAILS THE REF! AND JAY SPINS CAPPY AROUND AND...HUMPINATOR!!!!! WOOOO!!!!

Nikki: Jay tosses Cappy out of the ring and battles with him up the ramp and now Jeff is crawling over the railing with that super soaker from earlier! Evan never saw any of this and he turns around and is confised...

JT: HIT THE MOVE EVAN! HURRY!

GP: Now Jeff is in the ring and he nails Evan over the head with that water gun and he drops Ryan! Ryan crawls over. getting to his feet and Jeff picks up Evan...he's going for the Gansu Bomb!

Nikki: He walks back to the corner and whistles for Ryan...Ryan gets up and signals before running over with a hellacious superkick to the chest cavity! Evan is out and Jeff hits the Hangman's DDT and Ryan quickly springboards off the ropes with the moonsault!

JT: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

GP: THAT'S UNDERESTIMATION! THEY HIT IT! THE REF IS SLOWLY CRAWLING OVER. THE PIN!!!!!

1...

2...

3...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Evan KICKED OUT! YES!

GP: EVAN'S UP AND RYAN IS SHOCKED! CONCEPTUAL PERFECTION ON RYAN KING! CONCEPTUAL PERFECTION ON JEFF KING! BOTH MEN ARE OUT!

JT: GO EVAN! GO EVAN!

GP: Calm down...WHAT THE HELL! Psycho Jay is running back down to the ring with a brick!! He slides in and smacks Evan right in the face with it! The ref is calling for the bell!

JT: Jay! That bastard!

Nikki: The refs are pretty lenient in the IWO, but that's taking it too far!

GP: The Suicide Kings retain their belts because of Psycho Jay!

JT: Evan is hurt!

Nikki: God...you two are nuts. Well the Kings just won by DQ, but what will Evan think when he comes too. I mean guys...he didn't see Jay and he might think...well you know...

GP: Exactly...that Cappy left him...this could spark a fire that will rage on for a long time...say JT?

JT: *Crying* Yeah man...whatever. I hope Evan kills Jay.

GP: Well even though Evan is the challenger for Jay's belt, Jay has cast the first real stone in this rivalry! We'll be back right after this!



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(The scene fades into the locker room area. The Mysterious One is checking every room for Phelen Kell.)

?¿?: Come out Kell. It's time to play. Damn, The last room. Ah, and it's Kell's, lets just see if he's there.

(The Mysterious One bursts into the room, and finds somone sitting in a chair, with it's back turned to the door.)

?¿?: Ah.. Here you are. I probably should have come to this room first. Now, it will only hurt a bit. WHoa m I kitting, you won't be able to sit down when I'm through with you.

(?¿? turns the chair and finds High Flyer sitting in it, pipe in hand. Flyer leaps up and nails ?¿? in the head.)

GP: Oh my god! High Flyer just nailed the Mysterious One with the same weapon used to take out John! Why did Flyer attack the Mysterious One? Stay tuned after the break, for the main event!



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GP: It's time... For the main event! Psycho Jay will put his title on the line. And he will defend it against our creator himself... GOD!

JT: Personally, I don't believe in GOd. That's why I'm Jewish

Nikki: JT, Jew's believe in God!

JT: Sure Nikki, you can believe what you want to beleieve. But... Are you a Jew? I don't think so!

Nikki: JT, you are such an idiot!

JT: :-P

GP: Will you two ever stop fighting? This is a World Title match!

JT: Yeah right, like Psycho Jay would loose to God!

Nikki: Well JT, you never know. Allot of feds are doing the unixpected nowadays.

JT: But... He's God for Christ's sake! God couldn't even beat Eye Suk!

{The musid og God by the trumpets of God starts up and the crowd gives a Mixed reaction. God floats down to thy.. er the ring on the cloud of God.}

Nikki: here he is JT, the man you don't believe in, standing in front of you.

JT: Well... At least I'm not a dirty whore!

**Slap**

JT: That one really hurt this time...

GP: Shut up you two, God looks like he wants to say something.

God: Yes everyone, I am the creator... God! And tonight, I will beat Psycho Jay, a toilet mouthed heathen, to become the World Champion!

JT: See, that's what I don't believe. If he created the world, wouldn't he already be the World Champion?

Nikki: Well, Jamie Kosoy created the IWO, and was he ever IWO World Champion?

.....

{Korn's Divine hits as the crowd goes wild. Psycho Jay, who Evan Levine had proven to be Gay si ply because of his name, steps through the curtains, enetering to a huge pop. Jay runs down tot he ring, and starts to open a can of whoop god, on God.}

GP: And Jay is really letting God have it!

JT: You know what's interesting, Psycho Jay has Divine as his theme, but isn't God supposed to be the Divine one?

Nikki: Well...

JT: And shouldn't God be whooping Jay right now instead of Jay whooping God if God was so "Divine"?

Nikki: Now wait a second...

JT: And...

Nikki: ALRIGHT! You've made your point!

GP: And now Jay, with a drop chocke hold to God. But... Wait a second! I hear something...

CAW CAW CAW! WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE!

GP: OH NO! IT'S THE FECES THROWING FLYING MONKEYS!

Nikki: Shit!

JT: Yes Nikki, they do throw shit.

Voice: God, your time is up. gave you those powers to bring down the IWO,and yet... You still have not completed your task.

God: But, it all takes time!

Voice: Time means nothing to me! NOTHING!

God: But.. I gave people something to believe in!

Voice: No, I gave them you. But now... People are questioning your authority. I made you so my scientific work could rule all.

God: I can change!

Voice: Silence! Science has spoken!

{The Monkey's throw all of thier crap at God who is now just an ordinary man, and ordianry man who smells.}

Man: Why... Why must it end like this?

{Suddenly, a five assed mongoose hops down to the ring and masturbates wth the man, suffocating him.}

GP: OH MY GOD! GOD IS DEAD!

JT: SEE?! I WAS RIGHT!

Nikki: Wow, and to think. This was the main event.

GP: JAY STILL HAS HIS TITLE! NOT EVEN GOD COULD DEFEAT HIM!

JT: But Evan has claimed to be better then God...

Nikki + GP: SHUT UP!

GP: Well thats our show for the evening folks. For JT and Nikki, I'm Greg Parker....see y-...wait...wait we're not over.

::"I Am Your Boogie Man" by White Zombie begins to play as Evan Levine walks down to the ring with a cocky swagger about him. He steps into the ring with a smile on his face and pulls out a microphone.::

Evan: HEY KELL! From the looks of it, it seems to me that you still haven't found your clown friend. Kinda funny isn't it? Your called "The Legend"...your looked upon with all of this praise...but when it comes down to it your nothing but an idiot who falls for every trap I lay down in front of you!

::Evan looks around.::

Evan: And look...look at all of these people...wearing Phelen Kell T-shirts...holding up Phelen Kell signs....when all the while...the Central Powers have been making their hero look like a fool. I guess they can identify with that...since they're all idiots themselves!

::The crowd boo's with an incredible force.::

Evan: Oh shut the hell up. Noone asked you your opinion you inbread bastards. Come on Kell....you wanna go a round....you want Harlequin back? DO YOU? If you do I suggest you bring your ass out here right now. No Central Powers involved...just you and I....face to face...man to man. COME ON KELL! DO YOU HAVE THE GRAPEFRUITS MOTHER FUCKER!?!?!? COME ON!

::Suddenly the lights dim to gray as the familiar bass line begins to play. The fans errupt immidiately as "Sober" by TOOL begins to play throughout the arena.::

GP: ITS PHELEN KELL! HE'S COMING FOR EVAN LEVINES HEAD! HE'S COMING FOR EVAN LEVINES HEAD!

::But noone appears on the ramp. Now, appearing on the IWO-Tron screen we see the entire Central Powers until laid out in the back. And a lead pipe lying in the middle of the pile of bodies. "Sober" continues to play on as we go to Evan Levine in the ring. His eyes light up as he mouths the words "oh shit".::

GP: IT WAS A PLAN! EVAN WAS GONNA HAVE THE CENTRAL POWERS ATTACK! PHELEN BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH!

JT: NO! DAMN IT NO!

GP: HERE COMES PHELEN KELL IN TO THE RING FROM BEHIND LEVINE! HE HAS A WOODEN BASEBALL BAT! OH MY GOD!

JT: NO FUCKING WAY!

GP: PHELEN KELL JUST BROKE THAT WOODEN BASEBALL BAT OVER EVAN LEVINES HEAD! LEVINES IS DOWN! HE MIGHT BE DEAD! HE MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!

JT: KELL IS IN-FUCKING-SANE! HE HAS A SWORD AT HIS SIDE! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!?!

::We go in to the ring as the lights go back to normal and the music stops. Phelen Kell stands over Evan Levine circling him as he pulls out a microphone.::

Phelen: Ya know Evan...I'm about...SICK.....of listening to you...every week.....night after night...talking about the Central Powers. I'm...SICK....of you.....trying to take over...like your some kind of God...and most importantly of all...I am just plain...and simple.....sick...of...you. You badger....you coax me in to doing things I wouldn't normally do. And that bus stops right here...right now. I have a special surprise for you Evan. Since I know your still semi-concious and can still hear me...hell even if you can't...you'll see the video later...I'm sure you remember...but I don't know that the fans do....

::Phelen leans down and rips open Evans shirt revealing upon his chest scars in the shapes of letters reading "P.K." Phelen Kells initials.::

Phelen: Do you see that? Camera man get a close up of this for on the IWO-Tron for these fans. Yes...those are my initials...Evan I remember when you first came to the IWO. I saw you work..I thought to myself....that kid is gonna be big some day...and I"m gonna help him...as much as I can. I even went so far as to ask you to be my tag team partner to fight Dane and his band of idiots. And what did you do? You turned on me like the little coward bitch you are. After I tried to help you....after I befriended you...you turned on me...I don't take well to turncoats...as you found out. Ladies and gentlemen...two cards later...I got my way....I found Evan...and I extracted my revenge by beating him in to the ground....and...with this very sword...

::Phelen unsheathes the Katana.::

Phelen: I carved my initials....P...K....into Evans chest...Evan your bleeding profusely from your head their brother....but it isn't enough...lets have a little fun and paint the town red.

GP: Oh my god.....I can't believe this...

::Phelen leans down to Evan and runs the edge of the blade down the scars on Evan Levines chest, reopening the wounds. The P. K . now with blood pouring from it, begins to stain the mat. From the ceiling, an object begins to drop. Its a crucifix.::

GP: This isn't even right. Phelen Kell has flipped his dripper! This needs to be stopped!

JT: Whys that cross coming down? Is he gonna go Undertaker on us?

GP: I think he is...aw hell.

::Phelen smiles.::

Phelen: Evan...I wanted this to be a night you would never forget...ever. And I believe I've made it almost perfect...but the perfect note to end on....a crucifiction of course! so....come here you lil bugger...

::Phelen lifts the limp carcass of Evan Levine on to the cross that is now leaned up against the ring ropes. He ties both Evans hands and legs to the cross. It slowly begins to raise into the air but stops enough that Evan and Phelen are looking eye to eye.::

Phelen: Evan Levine......you....NEVER......betray.....the master.

::The cross begins to raise in to the air as Evans head dangles and wabbles around. The lights dim to gray with a single red spotlight on Evan Levine, hanging limp on the cross in mid air in the center of the arena. The camera pans to Phelen Kell with a morbid smile crossing his face as "Sober" by TOOL begins to play once again. The scene fades out as we see a closeup of Evan Levines crimson masked face, he looks almost into the camera, his eyes rolled back in his head and his tounge hanging out. The scene fades to black with the IWO copyright information written at the bottom of the screen.::