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Hostile Takeover 8/11/00
LIVE!
From The Compaq Center in Houston, Texas!
Main Event!
World Title Match!
Single Pinfall!
Vietnam Veteran vs. Grim Reaper vs. Capital Punishment -c- vs. Al Coholic vs. Mike Extreme

Extreme Title Match!
The Armageddon Match!
If the Veteran Can Pull Triple Duty, Mike Extreme Can Pull Double! The match takes place in a double cage. The bottom cage has sand boxes filled with broken pieces of glass and hot coals. Each corner of the ring has something special in it. One is covered in barbed wire, another is covered with C4 explosives, another has a board with nails sticking out of it, and the final corner has several sheets of glass set up on it. A ladder covered in barbed wire leads to the top half of the cage where the ground is made of barbed wire strung around and barbed wire covering the walls of the cage. The roof is electrified, so no one can get out. Also, the top is filled with barbed wire chair and tables along with C4 explosives hidden everywhere. WIN ONLY BY SUBMISSION!
Mike Extreme -c- vs. Agent X

Non-Title
Billy Ray vs. Phyre

US Title vs. Mall Brawl Spot
Dane Matthews -c- vs. Rob Kestler

IML2 World Champion Shawn Arrows vs. The Grim Reaper
Lance McNally vs. Scott Linx

Mike Marchese vs. Brian Geller

IML3 World Champion Stuck vs. Dane Matthews
Butt Thrillagin vs. Joe Johnson
Winds of Change vs. The Outcasts
======================
(Slowly, the IWO logo fades onto the screen, three times in and out. Finally, it stays on the screen, as it bursts into hot bright blue flames. "Nothing to Lose" by Pulley plays as the Logo fades completly out, as highlights from the recent weeks play. We then fade into the arena, as tons of fans are screaming. "Push It" By Static-X plays over the pa system, as we fade into our announcer's booth of Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki.)

GP:HOSTILE TAKEOVER! WE ARE HERE LIVE from HOUSTON Texas!!!

JT:You mean Ho-Ston Texas! I can't believe how many scaddly cladd women there are here!

*Smack*

JT:OW! What was that for!

Nikki:You were talking about me, weren't you...

JT:NO! I'm talkin' about all the hoes around here... But hell, if you want to incriminate yourself, go right ahead...

GP:Guys, let's get to business. We've got a huge main event scheduled here tonight, as five men will fight it out for the IWO world heavyweight championship! Capital Punishment will take on four men in his first defense, from winning the title earlier on in the week. He will face the former champion the Vietnam Veteran, the Grim Reaper, Al Coholic, and rookie Mike Extreme for the title.

JT:That will be huge!

Nikki:Think about if Extreme walks out with the heavyweight title! That could inflate his ego even further beyond anyone elses!

GP:Well, I'm pulling for Al... he's the only major face in this match that hasn't held the title...

JT:Hell, he's never got a fair shot, and he won't tonight! John's going to screw him over!

GP:I hope no one interfers. This match WILL be classic!

Nikki:Not to meantion the added matches of Mike Marchese facing off against Brian Geller, and IML2 sensations the Winds of Change fighting the Outcasts.

(The camera fades to the back. We see a cardboard cutout of President Jamie Kosoy standing next to the public water fountain. Mike Marchese walks up to take a quick drink.)

Mike Marchese:MAN it feels good to get out of that camper! I can't believe... HEY KOSOY!

Cardboard Cutout of Jamie Kosoy:...

Mike Marchese:It's me! Mike Marchese... Shut up Skip, he knows who I am! NO Skip that's not a cardboard cutout! Tell Skip you're real Kosoy!

Cardboard Cutout of Jamie Kosoy:...

Mike Marchese:Damn, he's just like in real life...

(Marchese walks away as the camera fades back to the ring.)

GP:MIKE MARCHESE AND BRIAN GELLER! NEXT!

**Commercial Break**

[As the show comes on the air...we see a Long Black Limo pulling up. As it comes to a stop the back door opens up and out walks "The Real Heel" Evan Levine! The fans boo as he walks into the building]

GP:Well, Evan Levine has made his arrival here in the building...

JT:He's not booked tonight, what in the world is he doing here!

(The camera fades backstage, as we see Tony Davis and High Flyer in their locker room talking.)

Tony Davis: I can't believe that we have to do this ALL over again!

High Flyer: Ser--VIAGRA SUCKS!

Tony Davis: What?

High Flyer: Must destroy VIAGRA!

Tony Davis: What are you saying!

High Flyer: Hey! I'm VIAGRA!

Tony Davis: Huh?

High Flyer: Oh ... the drug! MUST DESTROY VIAGRA THE DRUG!

Tony Davis: What the hell is your problem?

High Flyer: What are you talking about? Let's get ready for our match.

Tony Davis:What match!

High Flyer:Come on Marchese....

(Davis slowly backs away as we fade into the ring.)

HT Match
Mike Marchese vs. Brian Geller

GP: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover. Right now we have a match between to relative newcomers here in the IWO. Mike Marchese and Brian Geller are going to go at it.

JT: SKIP IS GOD!

Nikki: Well Mike has wrestled in a few matches here but Geller might not know what's going on here.

GP: Well here we go. Both men are already in the ring so let's get it going.

JT: SKIP IS GOD!

GP: Here we go, they start it off with a couple of punches. Marchese sends Geller to the ropes, MARCHESE DROP!

Nikki: ALREADY?

JT: SKIP IS GOD!

GP: Cover! One ... Two ... Three!

JT: SKIP IS GOD!

[The scene cuts to the back were we see Evan Levine sitting in his dressing room talking with Discord]

Evan: You know....ever since I came back I really havent gotten much air time.

Discord: Well I mean look what you have had to put up with!

Evan: Yea now both John and Jamie are in control....Well you know, maybe I should take matters into my own hands...they tell me just sit and wait your time is coming!

Discord: What do you mean?

Evan: Its time for Plan E!!!

Discord: Plan E?

Evan: Yes Plan E.....lets go Discord! We got some work that needs to be done!

Discord: Like?

Evan: Lets put it this way...When William is away Evan will play! Grab that bat, we got some people to "meet"!

[Evan and Discord leave with smiles on there faces and Bats in there hands]

**Commercial Break**
================
Butt Thirilligan vs. Joe Johnson

GP: Well, let's get this match going. Joe Johnson will be taking on Butt
Thrilligan. Any predictions?

JP: Joe! That Butt guy freeks me out! I hope he loses.

Nikki: I really don't care who wins.

Meygon: This match-up is for one fall!! Coming to the ring first!! Joooeee
Joooohhnnsooonnn!!!!

["I Got That Fire" by Juvenile begins to play thoughout the arena. Joe
Johnson makes his way to the ring. He gets in and waits in the corner for his
opponent]

Meygon: And his opponent!! Butt Thrilllllaagiiinnnn!!!!!

[Butt Thrillagin runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As he gets in,
he is met by boots to the side from Johnson]

GP: Johnson is going to work early on Butt. He is dished out several painful
looking kicks. It looks like it's having and effect on Butt.

Nikki: Johnson is picking Butt up. He whips him to the ropes and attemps a
clothesline. Butt ducks it and hits the ropes! Johnson turns around and Butt
clotheslines him!

JP: I hope Butt gets his ass kicked! Come on Johnson!!

GP: Butt is now picking Johnson up. He whips Johnson into the corner!! He
runs at him, turns around, and hits a reversed splash on Johnson!!

JP: He rammed his ass right into Johnson's...

Nikki: That is pretty disgusting!

GP: Johnson is dazed and the corner! Butt is running at him again. It looks
like he is going to attempted another Butt Splash. He jumps but Johnson moves
to the side. Butt is in the corner and Johnson is laying into him with
punches to the face!! Butt is falling out of the corner. Johnson kicks him
and nails a DDT. The pin! One, two, kick out!!

Nikki: He isn't going to put Butt away that easily. He's going to have to try
a little harder.

JP: Johnson picks Butt up, but swings a punch, Johnson ducks it and grabs
Butt from behind. He is going for a belly-to-back suplex!!

GP: Butt is gaining momentum!! He is pushing Johnson back!! He backs Johnson
into the corner. He is hitting Johnson in the abdomen area with his ass!
Johnson can't be enjoying this!!

JP: I think Johnson is enjoying it more than you'd think!!

Nikki: This is pretty disgusting. Can't someone win already!!

GP: I hope so.

Nikki: JP, are you getting aroused?

JP: NO!! I'M NOT GAY BITCH!!!

Nikki: You look to be watching this match very closely.

JP: The one time I do my job I'm accused of being gay!!

GP: Let's just call the match!!

Nikki: Johnson is dazed and the corner! Butt grabs him and hits a nice snap
suplex! He is standing over Johnson's head!! He sits down on Johnson's face!!

JP: Oh my god!! That is disgusting!!

GP: He hits the Fudge Pack!! The referee is counting the pin!! One, two,
three!!!!

JP: FInally, this match is over!! I couldn't take much more of that!!

Meygon: Your winner!! Butt Thrillaaagiiiinnnn!!!!!

**Commercial Break**
=================
Tag Team Action
The Winds of Change vs. the Outcasts

GP: Well here are the Winds Of Change .

JT: Now here's The OutCasts .

Nikki: I will have to go with the OutCasts On this one.

JT: Here they go .

GP: Phillips and Hanson start it off . Hanson with the nice takedown to the
knees of Phillips .

JT: Good move .

GP: Now Hanson picks up Phillips and locks him up with an arm bar .

JT: This match sucks .

Nikki: Milk does a body good .. Hey JT why don't you go milk your mother cause you are bored .. Isn't she a cow?

JT: Shut up !

GP: Well anyways Phillips tags in Malone . Malone locks up with Hanson ,
Malone with an irish whip to the ropes . Hanson comes off and clotheslines
Malone . Hanson witht he cover . 1....(Kick out)

JT: Shit short there .

Nikki: Moo-Moo !

JT: Dont make fun of my mommy .

Nikki: MOOOOO MOOOOOOO ...

GP: Well Hanson tags in Potright . Potright comes in and grabs Malone . LOW
BLOW BY MALONE .. Small Cradle . 1....2...(Kicks out)

Nikki: You know what ?

JT: What ?

Nikki: I like chocolate milk.

JT: ARGH !!!

GP: Malone now picks up Potright and whips him to the turnbuckle . He goes to
the other end and splashes Potright . Malone tags in Phillips . Phillips and
Malone set up Potright for a double suplex . They nail it .

Nikki: Old Mc Donald had a farm . Ei-ei-o and on his farm he had a COW !

JT: Bitch !

GP: Whats this ??

(Judgment Day by Method Man hits the pa system as Joe Johnson walks down his
tag team partner)

::Joe Picks Up the Mic::

Joe Johnson: Ok , Pothead , and Tyler Hanson . Listen me and Hardcore
Hoefel here are going to tear you two guys a new asshole . In about lets say
ten seconds .

GP: Ok , well Malone rolls up Hanson .. The cover 1....2....3....

Ding Ding Ding.

JT: Well the Winds Of Change win .. Outcast are pissed . Johnson and Hoefel
walk off with smerks on their faces ..

Nikki: Look at this .

(Nikki pulls out a piggy bank but its a cow)

Nikki: Look its your mother !

GP: Hahahahahahahahaha .

JT: Guys come on!

**Commercial Break**

GP:Well... we just recieved footage from earlier today. The Vietnam Veteran was visiting Sister Orea, and well... let's just role the footage...

**Tape Footage Rolls**

(The camera shows the hospital bed that Sister Orea, the Vietnam Veteran's foster mother is in. She is lying there motionless. The door opens and the Vietnam Veteran walks in to visit. A doctor is checking something out in the
cabinet. The Veteran sits down next to her.)

The Vietnam Veteran: Come on sister.. I know you'll pull through.

(Suddenly, a rusty shovel smacks the Veteran in the head!! The doctor is shown running out but the camera doesn't get a look at his face! Veteran is down unconcious on the floor and blood is pouring out of his head.)

**End Tape Footage**

Nikki:That attack left the Veteran with a brusied cranium. It's unsure what role he can play later here tonight in the world title matchup.

GP:Right now Sister Orea is still inside a deep coma. We wish the best to the Veteran and everyone related to Sister Orea.

[The scene cuts to the back were we see Capital Punishment eating something
from the food cart! All of a sudden Discord comes up and taps him on the
shoulder]

Discord: Hey there :she smiles: Cappy!

Cappy: What do you want?

Discord: Well Evan is sleeping in are dressing room and im kinda bord and
looking for some fun....do you know where I can find some fun?

Cappy: I think I know where you can find some fun...

[As Discord and Cappy get close and Cappy lets his guard down Evan comes from behind and nails him in the back of the knee with the bat! Cappy falls hard and Levine then nails him in the back of the head with the Bat knocking him out!]

GP: OH MY GOD!!! EVAN JUST TOOK OUT THE WORLD CHAMP!!!

JT: YES!!! I knew Evan wouldnt let us down!!!

[Evan just smiles and drops the bat on Cappy and walks off saying " 1 down 4 to go"]

GP:What the hell is possesing Evan Levine! Folks... let's take a quick break...

**Commercial Break**
=============
[The show comes back with a shot of Mike Extreme looking at what happened to
cappy on the TV...As he laughs we see Evan behind him laughing too. Extreme
turns around and sees Evan laughing...Extreme flips out and trys to hit Evan
who ducks the punch and puts a DDT on Extreme.]

Evan: You know Extreme.....you shouldnt watch T.V. is bad for your eyes!

[Discord then skips into the scene with some sort of spray and sprays it
right into the eyes of Extreme! Evan and Discord laugh as Extreme screams he
cant see!]

Discord: That was fun! Whos next!

Evan: I dont know....you want a bear?

Discord: Na.

Evan: Too bad I do!

GP:What the hell is Evan Levine doing!

JT:He's just having a little fun...

IML3 World Heavyweight Championship
Dane Matthews vs. Stuck -c-

GP:We've got to have the IML3 world championship matchup, Stuck and Dane Matthews!

JT: Who the hell is this Stuck fellow?

Nikki: He's the IML3 World's champion!

JT: Who cares? He's a stupid rookie in the IWO. Dane Matthews is going
to KILLIFY him.

GP: Killify?

JT: ...nevermind...

GP: Matthews is the United States champion, don't forget that.

JT: Well, let's go to that slut, Nik- er... I mean, Meygon...

*SMACK!*

JT: Yeow!

Nikki: *sigh*

GP: Uh, let's go to Meygon.

Meygon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... first...

("The Memory Remains" by Metallica plays as the lights dim. Suddenly, a huge explosion rocks the stage and Dane Matthews comes out to a big pop.)

Meygon: From Albany, New York... weighing in at 247 pounds, he is the IWO United States Heavyweight champion, he is DANE MATTHEWS!

GP: Dane Matthews is pumped, no question about it.

JT: Yeah. He's gonna SLAUGHTER this stupid rookie!

Meygon: And his opponent... from... nowhere, I guess... weighing in at... uhm... a bunch of pounds... he is the IML3 World's Heavyweight champion... Stuck!

(Some music plays as Stuck comes down to the ring barely any reaction at all.)

Nikki: Stuck slides into the ring and jumps Matthews while he was giving the title to the timekeeper!

JT: Stuck hasn't taken his IML3 World's title belt off!

GP: He will now! Clothesline by Matthews to Stuck! Stuck's down!

Nikki: Now Matthews proving why he's the US champion by sending Stuck into the corner, and a vicious chop!

(Crowd "Woo"s)

JT: Argh! I hate it when they do that!

GP: So does Matthews, because he just pulled Stuck out of the corner... scoop slam by Matthews!

Nikki: Matthews with a legdrop, then rips the IML3 World's title off of Stuck's waist and throws it outside the ring!

GP: Stuck gets up and nails Matthews in the stomach with a punch! And another punch! One more!

JT: Stuck is up and sends Matthews into the ropes... oh! A press slam!

Nikki: Stuck just threw Matthews over the top rope with it!

GP: Stuck slides outside of the ring and rams Matthews's head into the guardrail!

JT: Bust him open! I want blood!

Nikki: I thought you were against Stuck!

JT: Screw `em both!

GP: Uh, anyway, Stuck whips Matthews into the stairs, and follows it up with a knee right to Matthews's face!

Nikki: Stuck's taking the fight right to Dane Matthews.

GP: Stuck throws Matthews back inside the ring, and Stuck's looking under the ring... what's he got?

JT: Ha ha! He's got one of Rob Kestler's midgets! And he's dressed like
Dane Matthews!

Nikki: Wha?! Why the hell would he want that?

GP: Stuck slides into the ring and whacks Matthews in the stomach with
the midget's body!

JT: *laughs maniacally* Leave it to Rob Kestler to leave midgets at
ringside!

GP: Stuck picks up Matthews, double arm suplex! Floatover to the pin!
One... two... Matthews kicks out.

Nikki: It'll take a lot more than a shot to the stomach from a midget
and a double arm suplex to put down the US Champion.

JT: Maybe a night with you in bed will do it.

*SMACK!*

JT: Ahh! I think I lost a tooth!

Nikki: Good.

GP: Stuck shoves Matthews into the corner and some kicks to the
midsection follow!

JT: Now Stuck whips Matthews into the corner... reversal by Matthews...
oh! Stuck fell over the top turnbuckle and to the outside!

Nikki: Stuck's up... wait... look at Matthews!

GP: Matthews with a tope suicida on Stuck! And both men are down!

JT: Matthews grabs Stuck and throws him into the first row!

Nikki: Stuck turns around and sees a couple of rednecks, and takes a
shot at one of them!

JT: Ha ha! The rednecks are beating the hell out of Stuck! Stuck falls
back into the ringside area!

GP: Wait, the rednecks grab Stuck... 3D! They just hit a Dudley Death
Drop on Stuck on the outside!

Nikki: Look at Matthews! Matthews has the midget!

GP: Midget battering ram to the redneck! Wait, who's coming down the
aisle?

JT: More midgets! And the midgets and rednecks brawl to the back!

Nikki: Matthews rolls Stuck back into the ring, now! He gets in!

JT: The cover... one... two... no! Stuck has his foot on the ropes!

GP: Matthews picks up Stuck and sends him into the corner. Now he puts
Stuck on top!

JT: What the hell is Matthews doing?

Nikki: Matthews comes off the ropes, springboard... DDT! A springboard
DDT from the top!

GP: My god! Stuck is reeling from the impact!

Nikki: Now Matthews goes for the cover... one... two.. Stuck with his
shoulder up!

JT: Wha?! How the HELL did Stuck kick out from that?

GP: Now Matthews is getting frustrated. He picks up Stuck and throws him
through the ropes, and he's got a table!

JT: Matthews sets the table up! But Stuck interrupts him with a
dropkick! Matthews flies over the table!!

Nikki: Now Stuck finishes setting the table up and grabs Matthews! He's
trying to set up a suplex through the table, but Matthews is blocking!

GP: Stuck gets him up, but Matthews flips behind him!

JT: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! STUCK FELL
FACE FIRST
THROUGH THE TABLE!

Nikki: And I think Stuck's busted open!

JT: BLOOD! DEAR GOD, IT'S BLOOD! THIS MATCH HAS FAILED TO
SUCK!

GP: Matthews rolls Stuck back into the ring and climbs to the top rope!

Nikki: Elbowdrop off the top! No cover!

JT: Matthews is signalling for the Downtown Explosion!

GP: Matthews picks up Stuck and sets him up... no! Stuck flips behind
him! Dragon suplex, with a bridge! The ref counts!

Nikki: One... two... no! Matthews kicks away!

GP: Stuck gets up and picks up Matthews... double arm powerbomb! Now
Stuck climbs to the top rope! He's gonna try and put Matthews away!

Nikki: Matthews is up and he crotches Stuck on the top rope!

GP: Matthews climbs up with Stuck... superplex!

JT: Matthews rolls over into another suplex. Wait, no! Matthews spins
around behind Stuck and picks him up... DOWNTOWN EXPLOSION(Reverse
DVD)!
MATTHEWS JUST HIT THE DOWNTOWN EXPLOSION ON STUCK!

GP: Stuck is out! Matthews rolls into the cover!

Nikki: One... two... three! Matthews picks up the win!

Meygon: The winner of this match... DANE MATTHEWS!

GP: Wait, Matthews just got handed the IML3 World's title belt, and he
has it around his shoulder! And a microphone!

Dane Matthews: What the hell? What the hell is this? I don't want the
IML3 World's title! It's a worthless piece of tin! It's like having
roadkill on my shoulder!

GP: Matthews drops the title and walks away!

JT: What the? Who just jumped the guardrail?

Nikki: That's Wesley Sanders! And he just grabbed the IML3 World's title
and took off!

JT: Why does he want THAT?

GP: I guess we'll find out...

**Commercial Break**
===============
(We fade into the back room. Wesley Sanders has the IML3 World Heavyweight Championship in his hands. He's wandering around.)

Wesley Sanders:What's going on! I can't believe Matthews doesn't want this title! It's so shiny!

(Sanders finds Matthews' locker room. He gives a quick knock on the door, as Mike Extreme answers it.)

Sanders:Hey Mike, is Dane in there? I think he dropped something in the ring earlier tonight.

Mike Extreme:Let me see... Yo Dane!

(Matthews comes out from a back room. He's wearing his wrestling gear from earlier on in the evening.)

Matthews:What do you want Extreme?

Mike Extreme:I don't want anything, this Sanders guy says he has something for you.

(Matthews walks up to the door.)

Matthews:What do you want.

Sanders:I think you left this out there in the ring. I figured you'd like it, since it means so much to you. I mean, look how shiny it is.

Matthews:You're not serious, are you? I'm the United States Heavyweight champion! What would I do with the IML3 World Heavyweight Title?

Sanders:Well, you would be a double champion... Champion....

Matthews:Get out of my face before our pay per view match takes place right here...

(Matthews slams the door shut into Sander's face, as Sanders tries to make one final last ditch effort.)

Sanders:DANEY! Come on Dane!

(Sanders gets down onto his knees and tries to slide the title underneath the locker room door.)

[The scene comes on with a shot of Al Coholic walking around the back. As he is walking we see a Beer man commen from the other way. Al sees him and stops him]

Al: Hey give me a beer!

[The Beer man pulls out a beer bottle and starts to poor it. Then the Beer man says something]

Bear Man: Look behind you!

[Al turns around and see Discord about to hit him with a bat. He stops her and laughs...then all of a sudden the Bear man breaks the bear bottle over the top of the head of Al!!! Al falls to his knees as the Bear man takes off
his hat and its EVAN LEVINE!]

Evan: Now do you want a light or cold?

[Evan looks at a miller light and a bud ice!]

Evan: Ha the hell with it....BOTH!!

[Evan takes the bottals and breaks both on the side of his head! Al falls to the floor out cold as Evan takes another beer and drinks it!]

**Commercial Break**

[The scene cuts to the locker room of Carnage Inc, and it shows only Mike Extreme. He is training by punching the wall, hitting his head, and doing some exercises.]

GP: Look at Extreme! He is certainly ready for the world title match he has tonight!

Nikki: Yeah! Tonight could be his break into IWO history should he happen to win the prized world title!

JT: Yeah, but LOOK! SHAWN CARTER AND DAVID THORNE JUST JUMPED EXTREME!

GP: They are beating the hell out of him! WAIT!

JT: Dane Matthews and two guys I don't really know!

Nikki: That's Joey Malone and Daniel Phillips! The tag team the Winds of Change!! They WERE out here earlier JT, remember?

GP: Dane, Joey and Daniel are fighting and beating the hell out of Carter and Thorne!

Nikki: Carter and Thorne are gone! They're running down the hall as the Winds of Change help Extreme up!

JT: What does this mean!?

GP: We're about to find out as they are all on their way to the ring!

[Suddenly the lights go out and "Letter to the President" by 2 Pac and Outlawz begins to blast around the arena..The titantron shows the words.."Carnage" slowly fade in, then back out, and in again, and Inc. appears right beside it, then it lights up in the red version of the IWO flame, the flame continues as the words drip out, as if they were blood and then the lights come back on... Dane Matthews, Mike Extreme, Joey Malone, and Daniel Phillips are all standing in the ring, Mike Extreme has a mic.]

Mike Extreme: Well Carter and Thorne, you two fools don't realize something, your never going to get to me or Dane. Jumping me from behind was a cowardly act! Luckily we got more back, ladies and gentlemen, introducing the newest members of Carnage Inc., "Tempest" Joey Malone and "Riot" Daniel Phillips!!

[All of a Sudden, the lights in the arena go out... after a brief moment they come back on, and we see black "Carnage Inc." shirts, where the words on in red IWO flame and font. All four men hold one as Mike grins, and Suddenly the lights go out again as "Letter to the President" by 2 Pac and Outlawz begins to blast around the arena..The titantron shows the words.."Carnage" slowly fade in, then back out, and in again, and Inc. appears right beside it, then it lights up in the red version of the IWO flame, the flame continues as the words drip out, as if they were blood and then the lights come back on... no one is in the ring, except a Carnage Inc. flag.]

**Commercial Break**

GP: Well fans, it is time to get to our next match. We've got Mike Extreme,
going against Agent X, in a match for the Extreme Title.

JT: I would say this is going to be a great match, but Mike Extreme has
already been through one hell of a match tonight, and I don't know if he's
going to be able to put up much of a fight here with Agent X.

Nikki: I'm still going to go with Mike Extreme to win this match.

GP: Ok, well, lets just get down to the action.

Meygon: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match has been labeled The
Armageddon Match! This match is for the Extreme Title, and the only way to
win is by submission. Coming to the ring first, the challenger, weighing in
at 251 pounds, and standing 6'4, Agent X!

(Agent X's theme plays throughout the arena as Agent X walks down to the
ring. Agent X walks around the cage, going to the door, looking in,
realizing what he is soon to go through. Agent X slowly climbs through the
door and once again looks around at the hell he has stepped into.)

GP: It looks like Agent X might be having second thoughts about going into
this match with Mike Extreme.

JT: I don't think it's fear thats going through his mind right now, it's
just the realization that no matter what he does, he is in for the beating of
his life, in fact, inside this cage, both men are.

Meygon: And now, making his way down to the ring. The current Extreme
Champion! He weighed in tonight at 325 pounds, and is standing 6'9! He is
MIKE EXTREME!!!!

("Surfacing" by Slipknot begins to play throughout the arena as Mike Extreme
walks out onto the aisle way. The fans seem to be asleep, because they
haven't given a reaction to Agent X, or to Mike Extreme. Extreme walks down
to the cage and looks inside of it smiling, and then walks around to the door
and starts to climb up the steps.)

Nikki: It looks like Agent X wants to get this match started early, as he is
trying to pull Extreme into the cage. Extreme gets a hard right hand to the
face, and then drops off the steps, dropping Agent X's neck across the ropes
and pulling him half way out the door.

GP: It looks like Extreme had a plan to get this match started, as he rears
back, and slams the door across Agent X's head.

JT: That really had to hurt, did you see how the door just shot him straight
back and into the ring? Let along the fact that he landed right in one of
the sanboxes full of peices of glass.

GP: The referee we have placed inside the cage really doesn't look very
happen about being in here, because he knows theres no way he isn't getting
hurt in this match.

Nikki: Mike Extreme has finally got into the cage, and the referee on the
outside has locked the door.

GP: Extreme picking up Agent X, and slams him back down onto the broken
glass. Mike Extreme now going over to the sheets of glass, and setting three
of them up, one on each turnbuckle and hooks them into place, he goes over to
Agent X, but gets a low blow for his troubles.

JT: Thats exactly what he gets for wasting so much time trying to make that
corner of the ring so shiny.

Nikki: I seriously doubt thats the idea he had in mind for it, but it looks
like Agent X is going to destroy his plans.

GP: Agent X, trying to set Mike Extreme up for a powerbomb, but Extreme
keeps blocking every his attempts at lifting him. Extreme with a back body
drop, but luckily for Agent X, he didn't go through the glass.

Nikki: Extreme looks to be putting Agent X on the top rope, and I really
have no clue what the heck he is going to try and do here, but if he nails
it, it's sure to seriously injure both of these men.

JT: I don't think Extreme cares about himself right now, he's too busy
trying to figure out a way to end this match, after already going through
hell once tonight.

GP: Extreme climbing up the glass, but he slips!!!

JT: That had to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen anyone do.

Nikki: Agent X standing up on the top rope, and Extreme is getting up
slowly. Agent X jumps, but Extreme catches him coming off the top rope. He
swings him down, and locks him in the position for a powerbomb!

GP: This doesn't look very well for Agent X, as he's trying to clock
Extreme's attempts to lift him up, but he can't! Extreme gets him up, and
powerbombs him, sending him down through the first sheet of glass, but keeps
ahold of him, lifting him back up, and sending him down trough the second.

Nikki: It looks like Mike Extrme has other plans for the third sheet of
glass, as he is letting Agent X down. He spins himself, and Agent X around
so that they're facing the opposite corner, lifts him up, and goes for
another powerbomb!

JT: No..Extreme turned it into a DDT right through the third sheet of glass!

GP: I do believe that moves called The Enforcement.

Nikki: Agent X is shaking around, almost as if he's about to die on us, and
Extreme is going for a camel clutch! He's got it locked in, and the referee
is asking Agent X is he gives up, but Agent X keeps shaking his head no!!

GP: Extreme lets go of the move, and points up to the second level of this
cage!!

JT: Ya know, theres something I haven't figured out yet. Actually, two
things. The first, being, if the guy has him in a submission, why doesn't he
just keep wrenching on it until Agent X gives? And the second, why would
anyone want to leave level one of this cage, for the even more dangerous
level two?

Nikki: Probably because Extreme believes that if he can nail a few more
devastating moves, he'll have this one in the bag, but, who knows.

GP: Extreme has Agent X by his arm, and is trying to drag what appears to be
dead weight over to the ladder. Extreme starting to climb now, but Agent X
is getting to his feet, and Extreme doesn't know it yet!

JT: Agent X up behind Mike Extreme, and he gives him a low blow!!!

Nikki: Agent X slides his head in between Mike Extreme's legs, setting him
up for a powerbomb!

JT: I really wouldn't mind having you in between my legs like that Nikki.

*SMACK*

Nikki: No need to even comment on that. Agent X runs with him and goes for
a powerbomb, but he lets him roll off, and gets clotheslined for it! What
the hell was the point in that?

GP: I think he was going for the X-Bomb. But it appears that he screwed up.

JT: I still don't get why all of these guys have to have such flashy moves,
I mean, come on, what the hell was the use of the powerbomb, if you're just
going to sit him down and hit another move? It just wastes your energy.

GP: For once, you're actually right about something. Theres no need to
waste time, or energy, just to try and look flashy, this is wrestling, not a
show off contest. But anyways, Mike Extreme, yet again going back to the
camel clutch. But Agent X Still refuses to give up!!!

Nikki: Extreme lets go, and starts dragging him back towards the ladder.
Extreme picks him up, and tries to irish whip him into the ladder, but Agent
X reverses is, falling face first into broken glass in one of the sand boxes,
but also sending Mike Extreme back first into the barbed wire ladder, sending
him down into the broken glass, and the ladder falling, bouncing off the
ropes, and falling back, nailing Extreme in a lower area!

GP: That HAD to hurt!

JT: Seriously. Agent X, slowly starting to get back to his feet, and he
grabs ahold of a part of the ladder that isn't wrapped with barbed wire, and
is sending it down across the leg of Mine Extreme, and again, and again!!
Agent X stands the ladder back up, and starts to climb it!

GP: Agent X leaps off the ladder, but Mike Extreme throws a peice of glass
up and sends it into Agent X's leg, and then rolls out of the way. Extreme
picks Agent X up, and starts walking towards the ladder, climbing up, and
bringing Agent X right behind him.

Nikki: These two are crazy, I'd never put myself up there!

GP: Not crazy, they just both want to win this match, and they know this may
be what it takes to do so. Mike Extreme, clubbing Agent X in the back of the
head with his forearm, apparently trying to wear him down for something
major, but Agent X sneaks in another low blow!!!

JT: Agent X setting Extreme up for a piledriver, he lifts him up, and runs,
but Extreme flips up, and rolls over him. He spins Agent X around, and graps
his head, leaping backwards!

Nikki: Guys....they just went down and busted through the barbed wire!!!

GP: Extreme luckily landed beside the sandbox, but Agent X wasn't as lucky,
as he went face first into the broken glass! Both men are down, but Mike
Extreme seems to be starting to get up, and he's locking on another camel
clutch!!

JT: I don't think Agent X has the ability to give up right now, but the
referee is raising his hand to see if he's still in this one. He raises it
once...plop....raises it twice...thump.....raises it the third time......

Ding

Ding

Ding

GP: Mike Extreme kept his belt!!! After all the hell both of these men went
through Mike Extreme walked out retaining the belt!

Nikki: Mike Extreme, making his way out of the cage, but..oh my god!!

JT: Haha...Mike Extreme steped on one of the explosives on the way out of
the cage!!

GP: Extreme got sent backwards because of that explosion, and fans, it looks
as if he's sat on one of the spikes from the board of spikes we had set up in
one of the corners!

Nikki: I think it's time for a commercial break while we get this crap
cleaned up..

**Commercial Break**
===================
GP:Monday Night Meltdown is ready to go even further into...

("I hope you Die" by the Bloodhound Gang plays up over the pa system. The fans immediatly rise to their feet cheering.)

JT:What are these two guys doing here!

GP:They aren't on my list, but then again, when have they ever listened to authority?

JT:When they locked poor Nicholas Kain up!

GP:Well, that wasn't the smartest thing to do, but it got them the tag team championship...

Nikki:People were saying that Team V.I.A.G.R.A. didn't deserve the championship belts, but they've proved themselves the last couple of weeks by defending it against every tag team out there.

(Team V.I.A.G.R.A. walks out from the back, carrying the world tag team titles over their shoulders. Kate Young is there with them, as they make their way to the ring. Flyer slides in, and is the first to grab a microphone.)

Flyer:IWO!(Cheers) Most of you may not realize this, but President Jamie Kosoy is a no good backstabbing b*tch!

GP:WHAT THE HELL! They can't say that on Television!

JT:I think they just did... and the fans like it! WHAT!

Flyer:That's right! You all heard me! That no good Hitler wannabe tried to FIRE ME this week!

GP:I never even HEARD about that!

JT:Well, it's coming from the man who it involved!

Flyer:That's right! The beloved IWO President Jamie Kosoy tried to fire me, the Snow Selling Lunatic. Well, Jamie, I come out here tonight to bestoy some knowledge onto you Kosoy. You see Kosoy, you're nothing more than a worthless good for nothing, spinless b*stard!

JT:Someone wants to get fired...

Flyer:Kosoy, you want to go around trying to fire people, BE MY FREAKING GUEST, but you should try and do it to my face. Jamie, I want you to come out here right now and FIRE ME!

GP:WHAT!

JT:YES! Do it Jamie! DO IT!

("Take the Power Back" by RATM plays...)

GP:Jamie's going to come out here! He really is!

JT:Well, Flyer did call him out to show his pride.

Flyer:Come on Mr. Returning overlord of all!

(All of a sudden, a midget dressed like Hitler walks out from the back.)

Flyer:What the hell is that Tony!

Davis:You didn't see the interviews? That's Kestler's God!

Flyer:Huh?

(Rob Kestler comes out from the back escorting the midget Hitler/Jamie Kosoy to the ring.)

Flyer:Kestler! What the hell are you doing out here!

Kestler:Well, Jamie here wanted to get some praise from his fans...

Midget Jamie/Hitler:Bow down to me, ALL OF YOU!

(Kestler immediatly gets to his knees.)

Flyer:You know, I could punt you boy...

Midget Jamie/Hitler:If you do I'm going to make you pay! I shall never let you out of your cage again, so BOW DOWN TO ME!

Flyer:Dude... What cage?

Midget Jamie/Hitler:BOW DOWN YOU PEASANT BEFORE I CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD! I DID IT TO EVAN LEVINE, I CAN DO IT TO YOU!

Flyer:NO! This isn't the right time Skip! No, dude, he's a freakin' midget, I'm not bowing down to a midget Skip...

Davis:Would you please stop tellepathically speaking with the small guy in Mike Marchese's head! It freakin' scares me!

Flyer:Dude, I can't help it, Skip always wants something, usually it's snow, but I can't hook him up unless I see Marchese...

Kestler:Can I stop bowing now?

Midget Jamie/Hitler:NO! Bow for all eternity you fool!

(All of a sudden, a thunderbolt flies down from the sky, striking Midget Jamie/Hitler.)

Midget Jamie/Hitler:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! BOW!

Voice:Jamie... Zeus is here...

Midget Jamie/Hitler:Zeus who! Zeus should bow down to me!

(Another lightning bolt nails Midget Jamie/Hitler.)

Zeus:SILENCE!

Midget Jamie/Hitler:BOW TO ME!

Zeus:SILENCE!

High Flyer:Hold up... let's have a little match later in the evening... Zeus versus Midget Jamie/Hitler!

GP:What the hell!

JT:This is crazy!

(The Outcasts walk out from the back.)

Sam Potright:Hey Flyer, Davis, stop worrying about this family conflict, and start defending those tag team titles. You aren't going to get past us again!

Davis:We beat you guys TWO TIMES ALREADY! What more do we have to do!

Paul Hanson:Ever hear third times the charm?

(Potright begins to itch his pants area.)

Potright:What the hell is this... I feel some kind of flamingness in my pants!

Paul Hanson:I know what you mean...

(Potright and Hanson start scratching all over their body, trying to ride the itching power that has beheld them. High Flyer and Tony Davis are cracking up in the middle of the ring.)

High Flyer:HAHAHAHA! Potright! Hanson!

Davis:We put itching powder in your pants! HAHAHAHA!

(Davis and Flyer slap high fives as we fade to a commercial.)

**Commercial Break**

Midget Jamie/Hitler Kosoy vs. Zeus, King of all Gods

(Camera fades into the Greek Parthanon at the peak of Mount Olympus. Hercules moves
four pillars into the middle of the meeting room of the Gods. Superman then flies down and
give Hercules 3 of his hairs which he stretches around the pillars making a Wrestling ring of
the GODS! Zeus walks slowly down from his throne and gets into the center of the ring.
Hercules takes his announcing position next to Simon from Simon and Garfunkel. Zeus
stands in the ring and waits a second before speaking...}

Zeus "Lately Jamie Kosoy, IWO President has been making statements which make it
seem as if he is trying to portray himself as being the most powerful being in existence.
Kosoy, I am challenging you one last time to fight like the God that you claim to be! Fight
me in this ring NOW!"

{Suddenly a dimensional warp hole opens and out step two midget clones of Hitler, each
wearing a yamica lines in little swasticas and each carrying a flaming dreidel. The slightly
more Jewish of the two steps forward...}

Hitler midget clone "It is I, JAMIE KOSOY! IWO PHAROAH! You come out here and talk
all of your talking stuff. You're ego is too big Zeus and it's going to be your downfall! Just
like that of IWO lacky John. Or as I like to call him, John Stupid. You make your little
challenges and normally I would ignore the challenges of a low card JOBBER like you
Greak God Zeus! But my millions and MILLIONS of fans on the internet asked me to come
out here and SHUT YOUR MOUTH! So all I have to say to you Zeus is...BRING IT!"

Other Hitler Midget "I'm Evan Kosoy also know as VP Evan. I lick his ass so that makes
me cool. GO JAMIE!"

{Evan Kosoy sits and spins his Dreidel as Jamie gets into the ring and starts the match...}

Hercules "This should be a great match as IWO President Jamie Kosoy faces off against
the Legendary Greek God Zeus! This match has been heavily anticipated for nearly one
minute now and the intensity is overflowing!"

Simon "That's true Hercules. Both men are in the ring and are sizing each other up.
Jamie is severely undersized in this match but either doesn't care or doesn't realize it!
SWEET LORD! Jamie just punched Zeus square in the balls!"

{Zeus doubles over...}

Jamie "I CALL THAT ONE THE EGO BUSTER!!!"

Simon "Jamie follows up with a elbow to the back of the head! Zeus is down alright! What
is Kosoy doing?!"

Hercules "It looks like he's doing a magical little cookie victory dance thing."

Jamie "I FUCKING WON!"

Hercules "Man, he really does have a skewed sense of reality. What's going on?"

(Suddenly Dane Matthews flies out of the sky and hits Jamie with a chair. He then wipes
himself off and walks away...}

Simon "Holy lord! Dane Matthews just laid out Kosoy with a 100,000 foot high chair slam
of naughtiness! I haven't seen that move used since you fought the Hydra Hercules."

Hercules "Indeed. Excellent move by Matthews. Zeus now has the upper hand. Zeus lifts
Kosoy up and back down with a fall away pile driver. Zeus is laying the boots to the fallen
Kosoy!"

Simon "What's Zeus up to now? It looks like he's forming a lightning bolt in his hand! He
chucks the lightning at Jamie....Jamie rolls out at the last second!"

Hercules "We almost had one less IWO President there!"

Simon "Sure did!"

Hercules "Yup."

Simon "Yep."

Hercules "Yup."

Simon "Yep."

Hercules "Zeus is trying to rebound. Creating lightning really takes a lot out of a being.
Kosoy has stumbled to his....SPEAR BY KOSOY! Where did that come from?!"

Jamie "I CALL THAT ONE THE CGI SLAM!"

Hercules "Zeus back to his feet quickly....Zeus and Jamie are eyeing each other. They
lock up!"

Simon "It looks like they are going to test each other's strength."

{Zeus lifts Jamie in the air by the fingers and throws him into the corner...}

Simon "I wish tests in school were that easy."

Hercules "Zeus sets Kosoy up and super suplex out of the corner by Zeus! Kosoy is
getting his ass rubbed into the mat like a cheap prostitute in Guam!"

Zeus "Foolish Mortal! Never try to better than a God!"

{Kosoy gets on his knees, a familiar position indeed, and bites Zeus' testicles...}

Simon "Alright, in the history of low moves, I think that's ranked in at least the top three."

Hercules "Hey man, don't diss it until you've tried it."

{Simon looks at Hercules oddly, then concentrates on the match again...}

Simon "Jamie with a DDT on Zeus!"

Jamie "ALRIGHT!! NO MORE KIDS GAMES!"

{Jamie pulls out a small remote and presses a button. I giant robot programmed in CGI
code walks towards the ring...}

Robot "MUST...DESTORY...NON....BELIEVERS!!!"

{The robot walks in a straight line and wobbles like a wind up toy...}

Simon "I'm not sure about that thing's programming. What's that?"

Robot "ENGAGING....FLASH....4....BLASTERS."

Hercules "I could be mistaken but the Flash 4 blasters look a lot like sparklers."

{Zeus side steps the slow moving robot. The robot continues walking straight without any
signs of ever turning around...}

Simon "Now THAT is great CGI script writing!"

Hercules "Zeus is being somehow memorized by the stupidity of the robot! What's Jamie
doing?!"

Simon "Jamie is beating Zeus unconscious with his flaming dreidel! Man, this guy really
doesn't know how to do anything right, does he?"

Hercules "It looks like Jamie is going for his patented pin maneuver..."

(Jamie lays on Zeus in a 69 position. A forest nymph appears out of no where and counts
Zeus out, 1 2 3...)

Forest Nymph "Your winner...Jamie Kosoy!"

Jamie "YIPPEE SKIPPY! I KICKED ASS FOR MY INTERNET FANS ALL OVER THE
COSMOS! KOSOY 3:16!"

{Jamie then grabs Evan Kosoy by the ass as they jump into their ISP powered HTML sled
and fly off into the distance. Meanwhile, back in the IWO arena... Greg Parker, JT, and Nikki are shocked.}

GP:Fans... I don't know what else to say... Take us to a freakin break!

**Commercial Break**
================
[The scene cuts to a black locker room were we see Reaper sitting alone
looking into the darkness! Then all of a sudden a voice is heared!]

Voice: Ashes to Ashes dust to dust......Get ready for Your Real GOD!!!

[Theres a nock on the door and Reaper gets up and opens the door and sees a
homeless man standing infront of him with a cup!]

Homeless man: Got some extra money sir?

Reaper: NO!!

[Reaper slams the door and walks back to his seat and then theres another
nock! Reaper gets up and opens up the door.]

Reaper: I SAID NO!!!

Evan: AND I SAY CHILL!!

[Evan and Discord with Fire Exstingwashers! fire them and take Reaper off his
feet...Evan then starts to hit Reaper with the exstingwasher over and over
and over again!! Reaper is busted up and screaming in pain as Evan laughs and
leaves the room]

Evan: I always knew he was cold blooded!

(The camera fades back out to the ringside area.)

US title Match
Dane Matthews -c- vs. Rob Kestler and his Mall Brawl Spot

Meygon: And now for our next match tonight on Hostile Take Over it is a US
Title match and for a Mall Brawl Spot…………………coming down to the ring first
the challenger here he is from Minneapolis, Minnesota he weighted in at a
total weight of 313 pounds and stands at a height of 6 foot 6 inches he is
putting up for grabs his Mall Brawl spot for a shot at the US Title here he
is Rob Kestlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

(As Ozzy Osbourne “Stayin Alive” plays in the arena as the crowd begins to
get on there feet dancing to staying alive as Rob Kestler walks out from
behind the curtain and flicks off the crowd as they all begin to boo him as
he walks into the ring and gets ready for this contest)

JT: Now my question is……………

Nikki: Shut up JT!

GP: Ha Ha that was actually funny………

JT: But…….

Nikki: Shut up here come our US Champion!!

Meygon: And coming down to the ring now he is shooting for Rob Kestlers
spot in the Mall Brawl at the up coming IWO PPV Heatstroke he is the current
IWO United States Champion the first man voted out of camper number two, he
weight in at a weight of 247 pounds and stands at a height of 6 feet 4
inches tall he hails from Albany New York here he is the IWO United States
Champions Dane Matthewwwwwwwwwsssss!!!!!

(as the music of Metallica the song of “Memory Remains” plays over the arena
loud speaker as Dane Matthews comes walking out of the back of the arena as
Dane makes his way down to the ring he hands his IWO United States Title to
the ref who holds the title in the air for all to view)

JT: Well it looks like they are ready. Now my question I was talking about
is…….who is risking more? Dane Matthews with his US Title? Or Rob Kestler
with his Mall Brawl spot for the World Title shot at the PPV?

Nikki: Wow actually a good point was made by JT!

GP: One again Nikki ripping down good old JT I love it

JT: Well this one is about to start there we go.

DING

DING

DING

GP: Well this match is underway and Dane Matthews charges at Keslter,
Kestler ducks from the attempted clothesline, turns around and drop kicks
Nighthawk to the outside!!

JT: Look, both men have already started battling out of the ring!! They
start throwing punches at each other, Nighthawk throws Kestler to the ropes,
BACK BODY DROP!! Dane Matthews once again whips him to the ropes again and
A
SWINGING NECK BREAKER!! HE GOES FOR A QUICK PIN..1..2..THR!!
NO!!!

GP: Dane Matthews now handing it to Kestler, I hope there's some major blood
in this match!!!!

Nikki: Dane Matthews and Kestler lockup, Kestler with a knee to the gut, AND
A SNAP SUPLEX!! He picks him up again, and he throws him to the ropes but
Dane Matthews roles right out of the ring!! LOOKOUT!! Kestler GOES AIRBORN
RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Kestler now pummeling Dane Matthews, WITH
LOTS OF
ANGER!! He gets Dane Matthews, and whips him into the guard rail, grabs him
again, reverse by Apollo, and WHIPS Kestler INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Kestler
IS DOWN!! Dane Matthews struggling to make his way over to Kestler!

JT: WOW!! This is a great match so far!!

GP: It sure is!! Now Kestler is getting the end of the stick, being beaten
like a red-headed step child!!

Nikki: Don't say that!! Aww poor kids!

GP: Shut up!! Now is really giving it to Rob Kestler, throws him back in
the ring, and Kestler just laying there!!

JT: He sucks anyway..

GP: Probably right...now Nighthawk going to the top ropes, AND A FROG SPLASH
RIGHT ONTO Rob Kestler!!! HE IS GOING FOR THE PIN...1...2...THR!!!!!
NO!!!
Dane Matthews gets up and starts flipping out, he grabs Kestler, whips him
into the corner, GOES FOR A SPLASH BUT NO!! Kestler MOVED AND Dane
Matthews
GOES FLYING, BUT THERE IS SYPHON BEHIND HIM..1...2...THR!! NO!!!
HE DIDN'T
WIN IT THAT TIME!!! WOW!!

JT: DAMNIT!!! Now Dane Matthews is once again taking the lead, he grabs
Kestler, throws him into the turnbuckle, he climbs and starts pounding away
on him!!! 1...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!! WOW!! He grabs him
again, goes to throw him into the other turn buckle but Kestler reverses it
and throws him to the ropes, AND A HEAD SCISSOR TAKE DOWN!! Now it's still

very early in this match and there has been quite a few pins!!

GP: OOO, Dane Matthews charges from behind and Ax-Handles Smash's him in
the Back of his Spine..Kestler Is Down!! Dane Matthews picks him up by his
head and tosses him in the corner..

JT:Come on Ref, don't call anything.....that was legal....wasnt' it??

GP:I don't know? Dane Matthews is now pounding away on him in the
corner....kicking him reapeadly in the stomach!! He is climbing the
turnbuckle, and what is he doing, Dane Matthews is in the corner where
Kestler is standing in...

JT:What the hell is he doing!?!?

GP: Kestler is getting up now, and he is now standing and..and oh my god!!
Dane Matthews just did a flying bulldog from the top rope onto Matthews , he
is going for the pin!!1...2...KICKOUT

JT: SO CLOSE!!!

GP: Dane Matthews picks him up and WOAH!! A low blow by Rob Kestler, the
ref didnt see it either!! Dane Matthews is down and in pain, but now he is
standing right back up..and so is Rob Kestler!! A punch by Dane Matthews,
and now Kestler is dazed...Matthews runs against the ropes and a clothesline
to the outside!! And wait, THEY BOTH LANDED ON THE OUTSIDE AS
Matthews
SLOWLY FALLS OUT!!

JT: The Ref is Counting..1...Matthews just grabbed a chair..2..no wait,
Kestler just took it away from him!! 3...SMACK...4.....Matthews just got
whacked by the chair again!! 5..but he is still standing...he throws a punch
at Kestler…6...Matthews throws a punch back..7... Matthews throws another
one..8...now ITS A SLUGFEST!!!!!!! 9....

GP: WILL THEY GET IN THE RING?!?! Matthews GETS KNOCKED BACK IN
AND KNOCKS
DOWN THE REF!! Kestler QUICKLY GET'S BACK IN AND STARTS TO
CHOKE Matthews,
AND HE STANDS HIM ON THE TOP ROPES, AND WAIT..A CHOKOE SLAM
OFF THE TOP
ROPE!!! HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!

JT: 1...2...3!!! Rob Kestler PULLS OFF THE WIN!!

GP: Lets go to Meygon for the official announcement!!

Meygon: And you winner and still fighting in Mall Brawl and new IWO United
States Champion Rob Kessssssssssssstlerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Nikki: What the hell is this?

GP: It is Wesley Sanders of the Inner Circle what does he have in his hand?

JT: That is the IML3 World Title……..look at how pissed Matthews is getting.

(Sanders walks up to Dane and gets on one knee and presents him the IML3
World Title as Matthews snaps and grabs Sanders and hits him with the
Downtown Explosion and leaves exit stage left)

**Commercial Break**

[The scene cuts to the back were we see Vietnam Veteran sitting in the
hallway talking to one of the workers. Then all of a sudden the PA system
turns on and you hear a womans voice]

Woman: Attention please!!! Will The Vietnam Veteran please go to the main
office. You have a phone call from Arazona!

Vietnam Veteran: I wounder what this could be?!?!

(We fade back to the ringside area.)

Scott Linx vs. Lance McNally

GP: Welcome back everyone... our next match is going to be one hell of a
match.

JT: Yeah, it's between two people that are in the main event at Hostile
Takeover in the Stable vs. Stable match.

Nikki: It's between Scott Linx and Lance McNally of No Remorse. Well...
let's get down to ringside.

Meygon: Introducing first... hailing from Richmond, VA. He is the master of
the Dynamo. Weighing in at 250 lbs. HE IS SCOTTTTT
LIINNNXXXXXXXXXX!
(Scott Linx)

["What's My Name" by DMX starts to play over the PA system, and then we see
Scott Linx hit the ring entrance. He is hit with mixed cheers. He slides
into the ring and awaits his opponent.]

Meygon: Introducing his opponent, hailing from Pittsburgh, PA, he is the
master of the Just Rocked! Weighing in at 241 and a half pounds! HE IS
LANCEEEEEE McNALLLYYYYYYYYYYYY! (Lance McNally)

["Take On Me" by Reel Big Fish starts to play loudly over the PA system. As
he walks out of the ring entrance, he is hit with great cheers. He then
runs to the ring and starts to fist fight with Scott.]

GP: Damn... this rookie sure gets some good applause.

JT: You're damn right... it's only his second appearance.

Nikki: And it's his debut match!

GP: Lance and Scott are brawling it out in the middle of the ring. But,
Scott gets a headlock onto Lance. Lance takes him to the ropes and throws
him to the opposite side.

JT: Scott comes back with a clothesline, but Lance ducks under it. Scott
comes off the other ropes and BULLDOG by SCOTT!

Nikki: The cover already!

The referee counts...
1...
KICKOUT!

JT: Kickout by Lance. Scott picks up Lance and irish whips him into the
ropes. Scott tries for a backbody drop, but Lance taskes him down with a
DDT.

GP: Lance picks up Scott and pushes him into the corner. He pounds away on
Linx! He goes to the middle rope!

Nikki: 1... 2... 3... 4...

GP: The crowd is getting into it! This is the loudest debut match ever!

The crowd: 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10...!!!

JT: Scott falls to the ground. Lance then drops a leg onto the back of
Scott's skull. ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE! Scott has to be feeling that!

Nikki: Lance picks up Scott and sets him up from a powerbomb! It's coming
up! JUST ROCKED!

GP: Lance has him up, HURRICANRANA by SCOTT! HE HOOKS HIS LEGS!

The referee counts...
1...
2...
3... KICKOUT!

JT: That was too close! Scott runs over to Lance and takes him down with a
clothesline! Scott picks Lance up and irish whips him off the ropes, and
BIG BACKBODY DROP by SCOTT! AND A LEG DROP across the face!

Nikki: The cover again.

The referee counts...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!

GP: Scott picks up Lance and sets him up for a suplex! He... NO! BLOCKED
BY LANCE! LANCE PICKS UP SCOTT AND SNAP-SUPLEX BY
LANCE! WAIT! LANCE SETS
HIM UP FOR ANOTHER ONE! CONNECTS! AGAIN! CONNECTS!

Nikki: Three snap-suplexes in a row! WOW! The cover on Scott.

The Referee counts...
1...
2...
KICKOUT by SCOTT!

JT: Lance picks up Scott and throws him off the ropes! Scott comes up with
a dropkick! NO, LANCE GRABS SCOTT'S LEGS AND TAKES HIM DOWN
TO HIS BACK!
LANCE IS SETTING UP FOR HIS SUBMISSION, "DOUBLE OR NOTHING"!
(Sharpshooter)
LANCE HAS HIM IN THE "DOUBLE OR NOTHING" (Sharpshooter). Scott is
going to
tap!

Nikki: Look... Scott is close to the ropes! He reaches out... and NO!
Lance pulls him into the middle of the ring! Scott can't stand the pain!
HE TAPS! IT'S OVER!

Meygon: The winner of this match by SUBMISSION... LANCEEEEE
McNAALLYYYYYYYY!
(Lance McNally)

GP: One hell of a debut match for Lance. He beat Scott Linx!

JT: Look! Here comes, IML² world champ, Shawn Arrows from the back! He
runs into the ring with the title! He's about to hit Lance in the head!

Nikki: Lance turns around, but ducks under the belt shot from Shawn Arrows,
and JUST ROCKED! LANCE HIT JUST ROCKED! HIS FINISHER! Arrows is
out!

[Lance grabs Arrows IML² world title and holds it up to the crowd.]

GP: You hear that! They are going nuts over Lance!

JT: Now, look... LiGiL, Billy Ray, and Agent X have hit the ring to help out
Scott Linx! They are attacking Lance in the middle of the ring! Look!
Billy Ray has Lance up for a Beerbomb! AND CONNECTS! Lance is out in the
middle of the ring!

["Three Points One Four" by The Bloodhound Gang plays loudly over the PA
system and we see Al Coholic, Nichalos Kain and Phyre come running from the
back!]

JT: No Remorse is now in the ring! Al Coholic is attacking Ray! LiGiL and
Kain are going at it! and Phyre and Agent X are going at it! This is
mayhem! McNally is up and the same with Linx!

Nikki: McNally and Linx are going at it now! Arrows is on the outside!
this is total chaos in here! HAPPY HOUR by Al onto Ray! JUST ROCKED by
LANCE ONTO LINX! KAIN NAILS THE FATAL FACIAL ON LiGiL. AGENT
X nails an
X-Bomb on Phyre.

GP: ARROWS IS IN THE RING AND STARTS TO ATTACK McNALLY! BUT
AL COHOLIC
TAKES ARROWS DOWN AND LOCKS ON THE BITTER
BEERFACE! AGENT X IS THEN TAKEN
OUT WITH THE FATAL FACIAL! NO REMORSE HAS CLEARED HOUSE
HERE! AL SHOVES
ARROWS OUT OF THE RING!

["Three Points One Four" by Bloodhound Gang plays and No Remorse walks back
to the locker room with tons of cheers by the crowd!]

GP: McNALLY WON! NO REMORSE CLEARED HOUSE! WHAT A MATCH!

[The scene cuts to a shot of Vietnam Veteran walking into the main office.
Once he gets there he doesnt see anyone. He looks around but doesnt find
anyone he then picks the phone up and clicks to line one!]

Vietnam Veteran: Hello?

Woman: Yes Mr. Veteran?

Vietnam Veteran: Thats me!

Woman: Mr. Veteran.......We have some bad news for you.

Vietnam Veteran: What?

Woman: Well, we ran some tests here and we found that you only have 10
seconds to live!

Vietnam Veteran: WHAT!!! I didnt take any tests...and how could you know that
I mean........

[All of a sudden Evan Levine comes out from behind Vietnam Veteran and nails
him in the head with the same bat he took Cappy out with! Vietnam Veteran
falls on the desk and Evan smiles as he starts to rap the Phones cord around
Vets neck!]

GP: MY GOD!!! Evan Levine is chocking out Vietnam Veteran!!!!!!!

[The Vet blacks out and Evan smiles as he drops the bat and walks out looking
behind himself]

Evan: 10!!!!!

**Commercial Break**

GP: Well fans, you've heard the rumors and you saw it on the webpage, LiGiL
has something to say here tonight. But the thing is no one knows what it is
about!

JT: I think he's gonna retire! That would rock!

Nikki: but he's just in the start of his career in the IWO. Why would he
even consider retiring? I mean, he has a spot in the Mall Brawl to go for.

GP: Yea, you can't forget about the Mall Brawl. He might have something to
say about it.

JT: I still hope he retires.

(About that time, "Suffocate" by Finger Eleven plays as LiGiL walks out from
the back. The pyro goes off in the arena and the fans actually cheer him a
little bit. He has a hard cold look on his face.)

GP: Well here comes the former US Champion right now!

(LiGiL walks to the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He sucks in
the pop from the crowd and jumps down. He grabs a mic and stands in the
center of the ring.)

LiGiL: Thank you for that somewhat round of cheers. So here's the night
everyone's been wondering...what does LiGiL have to say? Well now you get to
find out. Well first off, let me talk about Gold and Glory. Gold and Glory
was a very devestating night for me as I lost my US Title to the beeoch Dane
Matthews. But ya know what? That's ok because now I'm in the Mall Brawl. But
at the time after Gold and Glory, I was very highly pissed off and I went
off on my own little tangent never to be seen by anyone. Well it's all been
building up for this moment. Ya see when I lost my US Title, I did a little
thinking. I thought about what can I do now to boost my career in IWO? How
to start again after losing a title? And I was given that chance because now
I have a shot at the World Heavyweight Title at Heatstroke!

GP: Damn straight!

LiGiL: But then I thought...how could I possibly win something like Mall
Brawl? How do I compete with guys I only dreamed about facing at one point?
Men like Vietnam Veteran, Michael Dudley, Rob Kestler, Psycho Jay....how do
I compete with people like that? Now at first, I thought, maybe I could just
drop myself out of the Mall Brawl and take a well deserved vacation....

JT: Yea! Yea!

LiGiL: But then I thought nah!

JT: Ah sh*t!

LiGiL: Ya see, I realized that this was MY time in the IWO! I realized that
I have a shot at the IWO World Heavyweight title at Heatstroke! An
opportunity like this only comes once in a great while. So I decided to
seize this opportunity for myself and take advantage of it. I decided that I
really am at the peak of my wrestling career and I should prove it and I
shouldn't have to wait til Mall Brawl. So here's what I'm gonna do.....since
I am already booked for a match on Meltdown, starting next week on Hostile
Takeover all the way til Heatstroke, I am going to face one man a card from
the Mall Brawl to prove that I can beat a majority of the contenders in the
Mall Brawl match itself. Then people will realize just how ready for
Heatstroke I am. You wondered what the announcement was? Well there ya go!
Starting next week, I will face a contender from the Mall Brawl, if one of
them want to step up and face me themselves, that's fine but if not, I pick
my own opponents! That's it for me, I'm out!

("Suffocate" Finger Eleven plays a LiGiL walks out of the ring.)

GP: What a bombshell by LiGiL! Starting next week on this program, he is
going to face one man each from the Mall Brawl itself! Fans, we'll be right
back!

**Commercial Break**

parking lot. >

Michael: Hey…I am the best damn thing the IWO has…



Caren: What the hell is that?

Michael: Probably another one of those crazy drunk drivers.

Caren: Yeah…probably…

fast pace. It pulls right by Michael Dudley. The windows are tinted so you
can not see who is inside. Dudley kicks the Prowler. >

Michael: Watch it asshole…DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!



Michael: Hey, watch it next time buddy, before I kick your ass…

him on the concrete. Then he sets him up for the Death Plunge and follows
through. >

Syphon: Gee Dudley…does it matter who the hell you are…all you are is a
title. You have a nice title belt that you do not deserve!

toward Syphon and Syphon just kicks her and gives her a Death Plunge. He says
one last thing. >

Syphon: Gee…I did it again! Show that you have testicles you pathetic piece
of shit! FACE ME ON MONDAY THE 21'st...IN A LAST MAN STANDING
MATCH!



GP:DUDLEY HAS ARRIVED!!!

**Commercial break**
=================
GP:Well, we're ready for our main event! The world heavyweight championship matchup!

JT:Yeah, I can't wait for it either...

("Hail to the Chief" begins to play over the pa system. The fans look around like crazy.)

Nikki:What the hell is this! Is Bill Clinton here!

JT:I don't know... maybe he heard of your reputation and wants you to come back to the oval office later...

*Smack*

(All of a sudden, new board member Thomas Ford walks out from the back.)

GP:Hey! That's the guy that ran the IML2! What the hell is he doing here!

JT:IML2's been dead for a few weeks now... he's probably here to beg for quarters...

Nikki:There's been rumors of him joining the IWO board, since he held the IML2 up for a long time...

GP:That's crazy.

JT:He thinks he's the president still... haha, that's funny.

(Ford climbs into the ring, and grabs a microphone.)

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:Listen all of you fans of the IM.. I mean the Internet Wrestling Organization, I have come here to save you from low ratings, from low budget preformances, and even from the scum of the earth, Jamie Kosoy!

GP:What is he talking about! The IWO couldn't be better in the ratings department.

JT:I'm not sure about that Greg. What ever happened to Eye Suk! I loved that guy!

*Smack*

JT:Owwww!

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:And you know what, I'm going to do that right now! I'm going to make sure that the past comes back to bite Jamie Kosoy in the ass! Listen here Kosoy, I've got someone here right now, who's going to have his own ... chat corner... his own chat connection, and Jamie, it doesn't matter what you think, because all your doing is running that little web page of yours!

JT:OHH! Low blow!

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:You probably don't even know the IML2 closes Jamie! Listen here... I'd like to bring out to you now, the former North American champion. One of the greatest wrestlers of all time, the man most known for his war with Ken War...

GP:No... that can't be him...

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:... Let me bring down to you right now... CHRIS ANTHONY!

Nikki:WHAT!!!!

JT:WHAT IN THE...!!!

GP:HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses comes on over the pa system.)

GP:THAT'S CA's THEME! It can't be him!

JT:Ford's gonna deliver! We know he is!

(Chris Anthony walks out with his "Wild Ride" t-shirt and blue jeans on. Immediatly huge reaction from the crowd.)

Nikki:OH MY GOD! IT'S REALLY HIM! IT'S REALLY CHRIS ANTHONY!

(Chris Anthony makes his way to the ring, and climbs in. Ford makes a bowing like gesture, as Ford shakes Anthony's hand. Ford walks out of the ring, as Anthony looks at a small little ring, without his set.)

Chris Anthony:Welcome to CA'S WHERE IT'S AT Interview segment! Too bad we don't have the funiture... but you know what? I'd like to bring out my first interview segment... CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!

("Sugar" by System of a Down plays over the pa system as out from the back walks Capital Punishment. He looks very much so bewildered.)

Capital Punishment:Hey Chris, what are you doing out here?

CA: Cappy, great to have you as my first guest on this show. You and I had a lot of great battles, and we also worked together a bit, too. I have to say, you were surprisingly easy to carry.

Capital Punishment:What are you talking about? I haven't seen you in months dude!

CA: I mean, me being such a tremendous talent and all, I carried plenty of guys to great matches, but you had just enough talent to make it easier on me. Too bad you lacked any kind of guts. Tell me, Cappy, have you grown a pair of balls since we last met?

Capital Punishment:Listen up Chris! At least I'm not some washed up retired man who gets a second rate job with the company who MADE him!

CA: I don't mean anything by it, really I don't. I was just wondering, only because it takes more than mediocre talent to get through the men you'll have to beat to be a part of Mall Brawl, Scott Linx, Syphon Fussion, and hell, even Shawn Carter. It takes heart and determination, and I just want to know if you have it, Cappy.

Capital Punishment:Well, of course I have heart and determination Anthony? I mean... check out the title around my waist... something you never had. You see Anthony, I will walk out tonight the champion, and I will walk out of Mall Brawl with the belt again, because I AM the world champion...

CA: Well, I guess we'll see, big man. You know, I happen to know a couple of guys who can tell right away whether or not someone has guts and intestinal fortitude. Maybe they can take a look at you and see if you've got it.

Capital Punishment:What do you mean? I've got the belt, isn't that the only thing that matters?!?

GP:IT'S BILLY LARSON! HE JUST NAILED CAPITAL PUNISHMENT WITH A... Video tape?

JT:It's Dudley! Michael Dudley up top... BLACK THURSDAY! BLACK THURSDAY ONTO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!

CA: Well Cappy, let's see what kind of balls you have. Come on bitch, get up! Try and get up!

GP:Larson picks up Cappy, and locks him in a full nelson, Michael Dudley with a huge superkick! Cappy goes down hard...

JT:Larson and Dudley are hammering away at Capital Punishment.

Nikki:Double Powerbomb on Cappy! Come on Folks! Stop this carnage!

GP:LOOK AT ANGEL! SLAP ACROSS THE MOUTH! Dear god! How can they do this!

CA: Nope, Cappy, no testicular forititude at all.

GP:These three are laughing hysterically! How can they be like this!

CA: But truth be told, there are few men who have what it takes to stand up to my Wrecking Crew! With the talent that these two men posess and my intelligence and ring knowledge, the IWO is in for some dark days.

GP:WAIT! IT'S NO REMORSE! NICHOLAS KAIN AND PHYRE HIT THE RING, AS DOES AL COHOLIC! COHOLIC TAKES A WILD SWING AT ANTHONY AS THESE THREE LEAVE THE RING!

JT:Dear god! Why the hell is Al helping Cappy! He's the world champion!

GP:Al is leaving the ring while Kain and Phyre attend to Cappy, folks, we've got the main event, NEXT!

**Commercial Break**

beer in his hand. >

GP: He is going for Billy…



JT: AL LIFTS THE CASE OF BEER IN THE AIR…

NIKKI: HE SWINGS TOWARD BILLY…

GP: BILLY DUCKS! PHYRE JUST GOT CLOCKED BY A 42 PACK OF BEER!!! ITS LEAKING ALL OVER…PHYRE IS OUT!

JT: BILLY RAY HITS AL…AL GOES DOWN…HE COVERS PHYRE!!!

One…

Two…

Three!!!



GP: Phyre just got screwed!

Nikki: The fans don’t care…beer is everywhere!



GP: Billy wins because of Al!

**Commercial Break**

("Hail to the Chief" begins to play as the fans look a little weirded out. Former IML2 President Thomas Ford walks out from the back, and slides into the ring, grabbing a microphone.)

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:Now, LISTEN HERE EVAN LEVINE! You want to come out here and try to ruin my main event? Well, Evan... SCREW YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BITCH DISCORD!

GP:Woah!

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:NOBODY SCREWS WITH MY SHOW AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! Evan Levine! GET YOUR MIS-SPELLING ASS OUT HERE!

('I am Your Boogie Man' by White Zombie plays as Evan Levine walks out from the back. Discord is not with him.)

Evan Levine:What do you want? You see I ran rampant over everyone in your "Main Event Picture," let's see what you got!

Former IML2 President Thomas Ford:FINE!

(Capital Punishment, Vietnam Veteran, Mike Extreme, Grim Reaper, and Al Coholic all come out from the back. They start to take turns nailed Evan Levine.)

GP:They are ganging up on Levine!

JT:And CAPPY JUST DEATH PENATLIED HIM OFF THE STAGE!

Nikki:Now these men are fighting! Here come the guards! We've broken this thing up! Guys! We've got to take a break! Evan needs some serious medical attention!

**Commercial Break**
IML2 World Heavyweight Title Match
Shawn Arrows -c- vs. The Grim Reaper

JT: What the fuck is this shit?!

GP: Whats wrong?

JT: A IML2 World championship match?! What the fuck?! The IML2 shut down didn't it?

Nikki: Yes, the IML2 shut down. But this Grim Reaper guy thinks he should be the show, so we're giving him a shot at the World title against Shawn Arrows... of a dead federation.

JT: Shawn Arrows?! What?! Huh?!

GP: Alright JT, I'll fill you in. Shawn Arrows was recently promoted to the IWO from the IML2. He was the last ever IML2 champion, which is a proud accomplishment. But now he must match up with Grim Reaper, a former IWO World champion. Its a familiar fight in the IWO, old talent vs. new talent, but everytime I watch these types of matches take place, the more experianced always win. Even though Grim Reaper has seemed to lost some of his power in the IWO, I look to him to take the win.

JT: Will you please shut the hell up? The match is already getting started! Gawd.. and you wonder why you get the lease pay...

["Take the Power Back" by Rage Against the machine blares over the speakers in the arena...]

Meygon: This match, is for the IML2 WOORRRLLLD CHAMMPPPIOONNNSSSHIIPP!!!!

[Nobody cheers, since that belt has no respectability anymore..]

Meygon: Making his way to the ring, the IML2's LAST EVER IML2 WORLD CHAMPION, SHHHAAAWWWNNN ARRROWWS!!!

[Shawn Arrows walks to the ring with the title over his shouldier]

Meygon: And second, making his way to the ring, he's a former IWO World Heavyweight champion, master of The Death Wish!!! Here he is, GRIM REAPER!!!

[The Grim Reaper walks to the ring]

JT: LOOK AT REAPER! He is taking it to Arrows!

Nikki: Yeah! He is really destroying Arrows right now!

GP: He levels arrows with a huge clothesline after tossing him into the ropes!

JT: He is picking Arrows up... DEATHWISH!! He lays down and pulls Arrows on him!?

GP: ONE! TWO! THREE! Reaper loses! Reaper has the IML2 World title belt, and a hammer! He goes to smash it!

JT: Lance McNally sliding under the ropes! HE HAS THE IML2 WORLD TITLE! HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!

Nikki: Aww! He's cuddling the IML2 World title on the back to the back!

GP: We'll be back after this!

**Commercial Break**
=================
World Heavyweight Championship Match
Capital Punishment -c- vs. the Vietnam Veteran vs. The Grim Reaper vs. Al Coholic vs. Mike Extreme

GP:Oh man this is going to be huge! The World title is on the line, as Capital Punishment will face off against former champions in the Vet and the Reaper, as well as future champions Al and Mike Extreme!

JT:GO EXTREME!

GP:Why are you going for Extreme here?

JT:Because everyone else is old!

GP:Cappy's under 30! So's Al!

JT:But the Vet's 54! He makes up for everyone else!

Nikki:Urgh...

GP:JT, all these men are some of the greatest athletes that we've ever seen! They are all historically sound athletes! Mike Extreme was a huge factor in the IML2, Al Coholic is a legend, as is every other man in this matchup tonight!

JT:Yeah, well, where's Jay! Where's Fugite!

GP:Fugite?

JT:Well, he's gettin' a shot in Mall Brawl, am I right!

GP:Oh brother...

JT:He's a top contender Greg!

GP:Fugite is a phenominal athlete JT, but I don't think he has all the tools to make it as a credible world heavyweight champion.

JT:Aren't you the one who thought Gunnar would make a great champions? Yeah... so shut up...

Nikki:Think about this though, the match that Capital Punishment and Vietnam Veteran endured on Monday Night Meltdown, those effects are probably still lasting today!

GP:The Vet has to be one of the most tired former champions of his day. He's been up and down, fighting everyone who's laid a challenge out to him. He was one of the best champion's we've ever seen.

Nikki:That's of course true, so that gives the advantage to people like Extreme and Al Coholic. The Vet was supposed to be fighting three matches here tonight, he's lucky that he's got this crack at one match. I don't know if the Vet could take it.

GP:The Vet's got a heart of gold, he could take any challenge...

JT:Guys... let's just get to the ring...

Meygon:This next matchup, is your main event! This match is a five way dance with the first person to score a pinfall to be proclaimed the champion! Introducing first, he is the current Extreme Champion, and he hails from Chicago, Illinios. He is a former IWO I.C. Tag team champion, here is Mike Extreme!

("Surfacing" by Slipknot plays over the pa system as out from the back walks Mike Extreme, holding the Extreme title high in the air. Dane Matthews accompanies him to the ring.)

GP:What the hell is Matthews doing out here!

JT:He's just here for moral support Greg, nothing more than that. Don't jump down his back because he's going to be cheering Extreme on!

GP:Well, with five men in the ring, it's going to get crazy. You of course know something major is going to happen.

Meygon:And his opponent, hailing from Mrytle Beach, South Carolina, and weighing in tonight at 269 pounds, he is the IWO's drunk... one of the two drunks. He is a former North American Champion, and is considered one of the greatest to never hold the World Title... here is Al COHOLIC!

("Hellbound" by Eminem featuring D-12 plays as Al walks out from the back holding a beer bottle.)

GP:WAIT! IT'S BILLY RAY!

*Crack*

JT:BILLY RAY JUST BROKE A BEER BOTTLE OVER THE BACK OF AL'S HEAD!

Nikki:Billy Ray has done his damage! Look at these fans boo Billy Ray!

JT:HOW CAN THEY BOO RAY! Al Coholic beat the snot out of Ray on Meltdown, and people boo a simple beer bottle?!?

GP:Well, Mike Extreme not waiting for the rest of the members of this match! Extreme grabs the fallen Al Coholic and tosses him into the ring!

JT:Extreme's going to make the pinfall already!

GP:1-2-

(The lights go out in the building as we hear "Are you Scared.")

JT:Why doesn't the Reaper just come out!

(The lights kick back on as "American Badass" by Kid Rock is playing. The Grim Reaper is in the ring, as he kicks Mike Extreme in the gut.)

GP:PILEDRIVER by Reaper onto Mike Extreme! The Grim Reaper is standing tall over everyone in that ring!

(The old "Ultimate Warrior theme" plays over the pa system as the Vet runs down to the ring.)

JT:And here comes the Vietnam Veteran! The Vet slides into the ring and starts hammering away at Grim Reaper! The Vet tosses Reaper off the ropes, back off, and Grim ducks a clothesline. He stops in his tracks, waits for the Vet to turn around, grabs the Vet around his neck... CHOKESLAM!

Nikki:The Vet landed right on the back of his neck! Dear god!

GP:Al Coholic is up, and grabs the Reaper from behind, belly to back suplex, with a bridge from the drunk one! 1-2-NO! Mike Extreme barely breaks up the count!

JT:Now where the hell is Capital Punishment! This is for his belt you know...

GP:Wait a second? What the hell is going on here?

(A video footage cuts to the back, where High Flyer, Tony Davis, and Rob Kestler are standing next to a huge machine.)

Flyer:Hey Al! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Davis throws a switch as a bunch of flyers and balloons fall from the ceiling around the ring and inside it.)

GP:They are wishing Al a happy birthday!

JT:But they're ruining the match!

Nikki:Extreme grabs Al and nails him with a huge northern lights suplex, 1-2-NO! Al gets a shoulder up.

GP:Where the hell is cappy!

Nikki:Am I the only one calling this matchup here!

GP:The Vet grabs the Reaper, and sends him into the corner. The Vet charges, and has his neck grabbed by the Grim Reaper!

JT:NO! The Vet breaks it up, and chops the Reaper in the midsection. He grabs Grim Reaper, and tosses him over his shoulders in a belly to belly type fashion.

("Sugar" by System of a Down plays over the pa system.)

JT:FINALLY Cappy's coming to his match!

GP:Well, he's making a dramatic entrance...

(Capital Punishment appears at the top of the rampway, holding the world title high in the air.)

Nikki:WAIT!

GP:PSYCHO JAY JUST HIT CAPITAL PUNISHMENT OVER THE HEAD... with a bouqet full of flowers?!?!

JT:Those aren't flowers Greg...

Nikki:Those are... VIBRATORS!?!?!

Psycho Jay:CAPPY! THAT ANGLE WAS POO!!!

(Jay leaves as Cappy tries to regroup on the ring entrance.)

GP:Jay just may have taken Capital Punishment out of this match!

JT:Serves him right...

Nikki:Look in the ring! Al's got the Bitter Beerface locked in on Mike Extreme! Extreme is in the middle of the ring, as the Vet it out. The Grim Reaper is on the outside, trying to regain his senses...

GP:Wait! Reaper sees what's going on in the ring, and he pulls the referee out of the ring! Look! Mike Extreme is tapping, but the referee can't see it!

JT:NO! AL COHOLIC CAN NOT BE THE WORLD CHAMPION!

Nikki:He's not! Reaper just cost Al the title! Reaper drops a quick elbow onto the Al's exposes sternum, breaking the bitter beerface(Crippler Crossface) hold!

GP:Reaper grabs Al, and throws him into the ropes, and Reaper picks him up, Tornado backbreaker on Al Coholic! Al's back was just cracked over the knee of the Reaper, as Al is down in the middle of the ring.

JT:The Vet is in the corner... he must be out of breathe! Haha! He's old!

Nikki:You know that the Vet's mind isn't in this match. I mean, Sister Orea back in the hospital...

GP:And Capital Punishment finally slides into the ring. Blood is coming down from the back of his head, as he grabs the Vet from the corner.

JT:Cappy and the Vet are trading right hands, as the Vet has Capital Punishment realling. The Vet kicks Capital Punishment in the gut, and body slams him down in the ring.

GP:The Grim Reaper has Al Coholic in an atomic drop fashion, and DROPS him right onto Capital Punishment's head in a leg drop fashion!

Nikki:Al Coholic grabs his lower back as Capital Punishment must be at a loss for air.

JT:Hey! Matthews' hasn't done a thing this entire matchup yet!

GP:Extreme grabs the Reaper from behind, backslide! Right onto a balloon, 1-2-NO! Kickout by Grim Reaper!

JT:Reaper up quick and he turns Extreme upside down with a clothesline!

("Divine" by KoRn starts up again as Psycho Jay runs out with a tombstone. He cracks the tombstone over Reaper's head, and leaves.)

GP:What the hell!

JT:I think he just cracked that tombstone over Reaper's head!

Nikki:I think we all know that! We just saw that!

GP:And the Vet dives onto the prone Grim Reaper, 1-2-NO! Al Coholic pulls the Vet off! Al with a cover, 1-2-NO! Cappy pulls Al off. Cappy grabs Al, and nails him with a huge vertical suplex into the ring canvas!

JT:Cappy gets to his feet, as the Vet locks him in a full nelson! Cappy is struggling to get free, as Al holds his back in the corner. Al comes out of the corner, and LOW BLOWS BOTH MEN!

Nikki:JAWBREAKER ON CAPPY! He calls that something! I forget what it was!

GP:The Vet with a wild swing, and Al grabs him for a neckbreaker! He nails the Vet with the huge neckbreaker, 1-2-NO! Mike Extreme breaks up the count!

JT:Extreme grabs Al, and he picks him up in a powerbomb... he's going for Tha Enforcement, but Al is trying to reverse it...

Nikki:Wait! Cappy off the rop with a clothesline knocks Al off Extreme's shoulders in a powerbomb fashion!

GP:Cappy worked together with Extreme, but Extreme wasn't going for a powerbomb, he was going for Tha Enforcement, and he's shoving Cappy in the corner. Cappy goes to charges out...

(Capital Punishment falls on his face, as Matthews had grabbed his foot.)

JT:HAHA! Cappy fell on his face!

Nikki:Extreme takes advantage of it, and picks up Cappy, TWIST OF FATE! Capital Punishment is down! Matthews is celebrating, cover, 1-2-NO! CAPPY'S FOOT WAS ON THE ROPES!

(Wesley Sanders comes out from the back with the IML3 world heavyweight championship.)

Wesley Sanders:DANEY!

Dane Matthews:GOD DAMN IT!

(Matthews jumps the guardrail and runs away, as Sanders keeps trying to give Matthews the IML3 World Championship.)

GP:Extreme is looking his insurance policy leave the ringside area, The Vet turns Extreme around... PURPLE HEART! PURPLE HEART ON MIKE EXTREME! THE VET HAS IT LOCKED IN! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN!

JT: Hold on a second! Psycho Jay's at the top of the ramp!

Nikki: He's out here again?

JT: I can never get enough of this guy.

GP: Well its not like we have a choice, he's got a mic.

Psycho Jay: Well, it seems all 5 of you little troopers are working real hard, trying to gain a pinfall. All I can say is HOW FUCKING CUTE!

GP: What a jerk...

Psycho Jay: And Parker shut your fat mouth before I come down there and hump your head for prediciting me to lose Gold and Glory. Now as for you rejects in the ring.....sorry to slow down your match, but I have a little video
footage to show good ol' Vietnam Vagina. You see, earlier this week I was deeply saddened by that old hag.....er, wonderful nun Sister Oreo's illness. I felt just as bad.....maybe even worse than you did Vagina. Whoops.....did
I call you Vagina again? Opps, I did it again! Damn that word! Anyway, I decided that since you were off on your island getting beaten by someone who is just as bad as you on Monday, and I had the night off, I'd go pay a little visit to Oreo. Man, she's a fiesty old woman I'll give her that. I just went to try and help her heal up.....well, enough intro, let's just show the footage!

GP: Psycho Jay being good-hearted? I can't believe it.

JT: Jay is a great guy!

*The footage begins rolling on the Tit-Ron*

(Psycho Jay is seen creeping down the hallway of the hospital. He stops and
gives the camera a "shhhhhh". Jay continues and gets to the door of Sister
Orea where there is a male nurse standing outside of it looking through a
chart. Psycho Jay grabs his head and slams it into the wall. The nurse
slumps down and Jay gives him a quick head hump, then continues on into the
room. There is nobody lying in the bed, but the shower is on.)

Psycho Jay: Oh great, an old nun in the shower.....

(Jay shudders and motions for the camera to follow him, just as he is about
to enter the door, the shower turns off. Jay backs away and waits while
peeking through the door crack. He turns to the camera.)

Psycho Jay: I may just go blind. Ugh.

(Suddenly Jay bursts into the bathroom as a few hospital workers are trying to clothe Sister Orea. She's covered up, as Jay bursts into the room.)

Hospital Worker #1:What the hell are you doing here!

Hospital Worker #2:It's after visiting hours sir!

(Psycho Jay clocks both of the hospital workers, as he grabs Sister Orea. Jay pulls Orea onto the bed, as he then grabs the nuns head without warning shoves it into his crotch and begins violently humping Sister Orea's head!)

Psycho Jay: D'OH! HAHAHAHAHA! Hey Vietnam Vagina, try ducking that you child molester!

(Psycho Jay then runs out of the room and down the hall as nurses and nuns rush into Sister Orea's room.)

*End Footage*

GP: That is horrendous! That is horrible! That is just plain wrong!

JT: Man......I like Jay, but that was pretty bad.

Nikki: That was sick, and he's just laughing!

Psycho Jay: HAHAHAHAHA! I guess next time you shouldn't ignore me should you buddy?

GP: The Veteran is leaving the ring. The Vet just released the Purple Heart from Mike Extreme! He has hatred in his eyes! He's charging up the ramp towards Jay and Jay's not moving!

JT: This is gonna be great!

Nikki: Oh no!

GP: My god! Vincent just leaped the guardrail and tripped Veteran with his....penis.

JT: You gotta love Vincent!

Nikki: No, we don't.

JT: Oh you know you love his cock Ni.....

*SMACK*

GP: Now Psycho Jay and Vincent are stomping Veteran! He's fighting back. Right hand to Vincent's stomach, VETERAN DROPS VINCENT WITH A LEFT HOOK! Now Jay and Vietnam Veteran are going shot for shot! Veteran is rocking Jay......NOOO!

JT: Low blow from Vincent's massive penis!

GP: Now....oh my....COCKSLAM! Vincent just chokeslammed Vietnam Veteran with his penis right onto the steel ramp!!

Nikki: That's unbelievable.

GP: Now Psycho Jay picks him up and powerbombs him onto the ramp! What an ass hole.

JT: Hey Parker, he's not all that bad, at least he's rolling the Veteran back into the ring.

GP: Whatever, Psycho Jay takes things way too far.

JT: Yeah well they don't call him Psycho for no reason Greg.

GP: Jay's leaving the ringside area...

JT:Wait! Someone just stopped him...

(Michael Dudley comes out from the back and nails Psycho Jay in the back of the head with a steel chair. Chris Anthony is out there directing shots.)

CA:THERE IT IS! NAIL HIM! DESTROY JAY! YOU HATE HIM DON'T YOU!

(Dudley slams the chair into Jay's sternum, as Vincent nails Chris Anthony from behind with his massive penis.)

CA:AHH!

GP:DUDLEY JUST CRACKED THE CHAIR OVER VINCENT'S HEAD! HE JUST DESTROYED THAT FOLDING CHAIR!

(Dudley throws down the chair on the ramp, as the fans give a mix reaction. Dudley goes over and picks up the Veteran.)

GP:I guess Dudley is showing compassion for the Vet, because of what's going on with Jay.

(Dudley then clotheslines the Vet off the platform.)

JT:AHAHA! NO COMPASION FROM DUDLEY!

GP:DEAR GOD! Dudley just took out the Vet! And Dudley NAILS a senton bomb on the Vet! Off the ringway, he hit Black Thursday! And the fans are throwing things at Dudley right now!

Nikki:Chris Anthony is back up and he's tell Dudley to leave. Oh man! We've GOT to take a commercial break! I swore we used them all already!

**Commercial Break**

GP:Well, we're back, and if you just tuned in, you missed pure carnage. Psycho Jay has nailed Capital Punishment with a bouquet of vibrators. Al Coholic should be the world champion, as he had Mike Extreme locked in the bitter beerface. Psycho Jay came out again, nailed the Grim Reaper with a tombstone. Wesley Sanders chased an interfering Dane Matthews away with the IML3 world heavyweight championship. The Vet had the Purple Heart locked in on Mike Extreme, ready to regain the heavyweight championship as Psycho Jay came out again and showed a video of him humping Sister Orea's head. Dudley came out and nailed Jay and Vincent with a chair as Chris Anthony directed traffic, and then Dudley nailed the Vet with Black Thursday!

JT:You actually summed everything up! Capital Punishment is working over Grim Reaper as Mike Extreme and Al Coholic battle it out.

Nikki:Extreme nails Al with a couple quick jabs, as Extreme throws Al off the ropes. Al comes back off, and Extreme goes for a backbody drop. He lifts his shoulders back up, but Al holds onto Extreme's back area! He's trying to lock the bitter beerface on Extreme again!

GP:Al's in a fireman's position, trying to slip down and lock on his version of the crossface. Extreme lets him down, but EXTREME TURNS IT INTO THE EXTREMIST(Downward Spiral)! Extreme just laid out Al Coholic!

JT:The Vet is still trying to regroup on the outside. He's still heartbroken about the whole Sister Orea thing with Psycho Jay...

Nikki:Extreme goes over to Cappy and Grim Reaper, who are in a grapple, and EXTREME TOSSES THEM BOTH OUT!

GP:Extreme with a quick cover on Al Coholic, 1-2-NO!

JT:WHAT THE HELL!

Nikki:HIGH FLYER JUST PULLED MIKE EXTREME OUT OF THE RING! Is this to take vengance on Extreme and get under the number one contender's skin, or to help out one of his better friends and former tag team partner Al Coholic!

GP:Extreme and Flyer and exchanging right hands! Flyer is definitly the better conditioned tonight, as Extreme has gone through two matches so far. Flyer grabs Extreme and throws him into the steel steps, no, Flyer gets thrown in, but Flyer jumps onto the steps, and springs off with a moonsault onto Mike Extreme on the outside!

JT:Flyer grabs Extreme and throws him back into the ring! Why did they let that go! Extreme should be the heavyweight champion!

Nikki:It's Sam Potright! Potright and Flyer start exchanging lefts and rights, as they go down below the stage. The Vet is still regrouping after seeing that footage, as Flyer and Potright exchange blows.

GP:In the ring, AL HAS THE COVER ON EXTREME! 1-2-3! NEW WORLD CHAMPION! AL COHOLIC JUST PINNED MIKE EXTREME!!!!

Nikki:Wait...

JT:THIS IS A TRAVESTY! AL'S FOOT WAS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!

GP:That's what Capital Punishment is now saying. Him and the Reaper are arguing to keep this match going. The referee looks up to the Tit-Tron...

(It shows footage of Al Coholic's foot on the bottom rope, as the referee made the final three count. The referee goes over to Meygon.)

Meygon:Due to a referee's decision, this match MUST CONTINUE!

*Ding, ding, ding*

GP:RESTART THIS MATCH!

JT:Wait! Cappy kicks Al in the gut... DEATH PENATLY! Al Coholic is down!

Nikki:Cappy covers, 1-2-NO! Reaper grabs Cappy, and pulls him off! Cappy gets thrown over the top! Reaper covers Al!

GP:1-2-NO! THE VET PULLS REAPER OUT! The Vet grabs The Grim Reaper and throws him into the ring post! You heard that ding as Reaper fell down on the outside!

JT:This is chaotic! I don't think I can make much sense of this!

GP:INSIDE THE RING! THA ENFORCEMENT ON AL COHOLIC!!! THA ENFORCEMENT! The powerbomb turned DDT! Al's out in the middle of the ring! Al's out!

Nikki:1-2-NO!!! Capital Punishment slide into the ring and grabbed Extreme off Al! Cappy kicks Extreme in the gut, DEATH PENATLY!!! CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS GOING TO PIN EXTREME!

("Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses plays.)

GP:IT'S BILLY LARSON! HE RAN INTO THE RING FROM THE CROWD! ARMAGGEDDON! WHAT THE HELL IS THE REFEREE GOING TO DO! THERE'S ALREADY BEEN SIX THOUSAND GOD DAMN PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH!

JT:He's got Armaggedon locked in, and Capital Punishment is fading! Larson has the hold locked in... Extreme is out, The Vet has the Purple Heart locked in on the Grim Reaper on the outside!

Nikki:Wait! The Vet should be the champion! The Reaper is out!

GP:But it's on the outside!

Nikki:How many rules have we broken here tonight in this main event Greg!

GP:Too many!

JT:Larson slides out of the ring, and he's recieving it heavy from these fans.

GP:Wait... I think we see Al Coholic stiring inside the ring. Al Coholic is getting to his feet, and sees the carnage inside the ring. Al grabs Capital Punishment, and tosses him off the ropes... BITTER BEERFACE! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!

Nikki:Look at all those balloons! This is crazyness! Al Coholic has Capital Punishment down in the ring, and Cappy's shoulder area must be in immense pain! How many attacks these men have endored!

JT:And you said it would be classic without any attacks!

GP:Wait!

*Bang bang bang*

JT:NO!

GP:CAPPY JUST TAPPED OUT!

Nikki:WHAT?!

JT:Oh no! Dear god no!

GP:AL COHOLIC IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE'S DONE IT! HE'S DONE IT! HE HAS THE BELT! HE HAS THE BELT!

JT:MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Nikki:Look at Al! He can't believe it!

JT:He's in a damn drunken phase! How can he be the world champion!!!

GP:Look at the celebration! High Flyer hits the ring, and he gives Al a huge hug!

JT:God.. I'm a homophobic man you know...

*Smack*

Nikki:Deserves you right! This is the greatest day in Al Coholic's life! How can you disregard that! It's his birthday, and he's won the title he's been wanting for over two years! He's finally the IWO world champion!

(Al Coholic grabs the microphone.)

Al Coholic:I DID IT!!!! I DID IT! MOM! DADDY! I DID IT! GOT THE LIFE... GOD DON'T MIND... GOT THIS FREAKIN' TITLE! YEAH!!!

(Capital Punishment leaves the ring, holding his shoulder.)

GP:Al Coholic is celebrating in the ring, he's got his family, his friends, I can't believe at the showing here!

(A dejected Capital Punishment is walking around in the back, about to leave the arena. OUT OF NOWHERE COMES A RUSTY SHOVEL, SMACKING PUNISHMENT IN THE HEAD! THE ASSAILIANT RUNS OUT INTO THE DARK NIGHT UNSEEN!)

JT - WHO THE HELL WAS THAT!??!

(The camera suddenly pans to the floor.. where written in blood is "Shit comes in mysterious ways"... We then fade back into a close up of Al Coholic holding the World title, as the camera fades out to the IWO copyright.)
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Hostile Takeover
August 18th, 2000
Main Event
Porn on a Pole Match
If Jamie and Evan win, Kestler recieves the NA title, and Psycho Jay recieves the World Title
If Kestler and Jay win, Jamie and Evan are spanked in the ring.
Rob Kestler & Psycho Jay vs. Co-President Jamie and Co-Vice President Evan

Non-Title
Al Coholic vs. Billy Larson

Extreme Title Match
Mike Extreme vs. Dane Matthews vs. High Flyer vs. Tony Davis vs. Sam Potright vs. Paul Hanson

Scott Stone vs. Capital Punishment vs. Syphon Fission

Scott Linx vs. Vietnam Veteran

Mall Brawl Participants Fight
Nicholas Kain vs. LiGiL
Evan Levine vs. Phyre

Jack Night vs. Fugite

Lance McNally vs. Carlos Lopez

"The Suicidal Psycho" Anthony Lordsley vs. Jeremy Collins