::The scene opens and we see Chairman Dane sitting behind his desk. He|
wearing a nice suit and tie...and has his hair freshly cut and slicked
He smiles as he sees the camera.::
C.Dane:Good day folks....tonight is the night...the night your old
gives you a show that you'll never forget...and the night that I leave
IWO in pursuit of other goals. Allow me to first say it's been great
here in the IWO...but when the time comes to move on...well the time
move on. Tonight I have quite the show lined up...Matches that end
that have lasted for months like Psycho Jay vs. Ashton Cain....matches
everyones wanted to see like ?┐? vs. Billy Larson...and also every IWO
except the Extreme title is on the line tonight! Jax Stone pulls double
for the North American Title and the World Title. TPK defend their
titles....and much much more! This should be good!
::"The end is the begining is the end" by Smashing Pumpkins begins to
the Hostile Takeover video begins to play. When it stops TONS of fire
shoot off all over the place until finally the cameras pan down to the
announce position where GP, JT, and SBW are sitting.::
GP:WELCOME TO THE FINAL HT HOSTED BY CHAIRMAN DANE!
JT:Quit your blubbering baby! I've been waiting for this day for
GP:Fans Dane is out of here after tonight...but we do have a great show
tonight....Jax Stone takes on Michael Dudley for the World Title
JT:Well I don't see a pussy like Stone beating Dudley a man who I think
be our most dominateing champion in quite sometime...I expect HUGE
from Dudley as our champion.
until he had to mess it up!
GP:Stone also takes on the newcomer the Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid
later in the show for the North American Title....
JT:Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid! HAHAHA! That kills me on sheer
gonna chose him to win!
GP:OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!....I mean....folks all other major titles are
line tonight...HT is looking good! Earlier in the day I did some
investigateing reporting...let's roll the clip...
::Scene opens to York County Hospital right outside of Dover Pa..GP is
standing infront of it.::
GP: This is the hospital that Tony Davis was taken to today. He was
little shaky from his match with G-Dogg and had a sore neck. He went in
routine check up, but something happened. At the arena today, he fell
ground in convulsions and was rushed to the hospital. He is currently
support. Later on in the show, I will talk with the doctor in charge of
Mad Max vs. Alf, Tom Cruise, Chuck Norris, Marilyn Manson, Al Gore, and
Mad Max is a man we all love...he has entertained us time and time
his amusing poop jokes and amazing yet quite odd avengers. However,
a large group of people from Hollywood/Washtington DC decided they were
teach Max a lesson. So Max will go 1 on 6 against a slew of
Will Mad Max be able to fend off this many people? Find out on Hostile
SBW: NOW, will someone explain exactly HOW this match even came into
I've got nothing on it.
JT: Well, Mad Max is a truly loved IWO superstar. He does things that
average human being would NEVER do. However, some people that have
the Hollywood and Washington scene didn't like what he was doing.
GP: Yeah. Al Gore is the team captain of these guys. He's trying to
concerned parent vote in this next Presidential election. Bush has been
looking a lot better than Gore lately, and Gore needs a win someone.
match could literally make or break the election.
JT: Tom Cruise is in this because of the awful sales of Eyes Wide Shut.
lost SO much money, he's in debt. The money from this could get him out
that. A loss could send Nicole Kidman on the streets performing favors
GP: Chuck Norris wants to be part of this huge movement. Ever since
special guest enforcer for Yokozuna against the Undertaker, he's wanted
keep wrestling clean. He feels that beating Mad Max will do just that.
JT: Marilyn Manson is in this thing to help Gore. Ever since his last
tour, the law is going after him. If he helps Gore's team win, he could
receive a Presidential pardon.
GP: Whoopee Goldberg is in this thing to try to promote the NEW
squares. Ratings are down, and she feels that winning this will pick
ratings back up to the .5 level.
JT: And finally, Alf is here for some really odd reason. He thought
said "Max" that they had said "Cats." As we know, Alf eats cats, so he
this for pure hunger reasons.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Here is, TEAM GORE!
(We hear a bunch of prerecorded chants of "Gore 2000" start up. "Trees
Humans Suck" by Gore and the Gores starts as Team Gore make their way
ring. Everyone boos them except for the Green Peace people sitting on
front row. You can tell, because they want sit on the metal chairs.
about the chairs causing global warming. Gore gets in the ring and
Gore: YES! GORE 2000!
(The fans boo. Chants of "WE WANT BUSH" are heard.)
Gore: It's I! The man who made the Internet! Seeing as how I have a
me give you some of my asperations for this nation. First, all these
factories will be GONE! That's right! We'll be killing our OWN food
(The fans boo. Someone throws a steak in the ring.)
Gore: Thank you. Also, trees and other plants will now be eligible to
and to win public offices! After all, trees are people too!
(Green Peace pops. Everyone else boos.)
Gore: In closing, I would just like to ask EVERYONE here to remember to
the right way. GORE 2000!
(The "WE WANT BUSH" chants are deafening. Just then, the lights go out
the fans pop. "The Brood's Theme" starts and red strobe lights go off.)
GP: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!
JT: I DON'T KNOW!
(The lights come back on and Team Gore is covered in poop. Mad Max
outside the ring laughing.)
GP: IT'S MAX!
JT: Mad Max goes into the ring.....he closelines Norris over the top
much for his martial arts skills!
GP: Alf runs at Max......MAX HITS A HIP TOSS!
JT: Tom Cruise charges.....BOOT TO THE FACE!
GP: Goldberg and Gore charge....DOUBLE CLOSELINE! ALL OF TEAM GORE IS
JT: Max goes outside the ring and grabs a chair.....he takes it back
ring......he places Alf's head in it.....HE STOMPS IT! THAT JUST
ALF'S HEAD! ALF IS DEAD! IT'S NOW FIVE ON ONE!
GP: In comes Norris....he's throwing some of his karate stuff at Max!
JT: LOW BLOW BY MAX! NORRIS GOES DOWN!
GP: Max now goes out and pulls out some weapons.....he's got
COPY OF THE CHUCK NORRIS MOVIE "SIDE KICKS"!
JT: Max is now driving that thing into Norris' head! Norris is bleedy
over his body!
GP: Mad Max now takes the tape out of the cassette.....he wraps it
Norris' neck......HE'S HANGING HIM ON THE RING ROPES! NORRIS' NECK JUST
SNAPPED! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER DEAD!
JT: FOUR ON ONE!
GP: Tom Cruise is now up and he has something in his hand......IT'S A
BACK COPY OF "SEDUCE AND DESTROY"!
JT: Cruise winds back with the book and charges at Max.....MAX MOVES
CRUSIE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE!
GP: MAX NOW HAS THE BOOK! HE'S ACTUALLY SHOVING THE BOOK DOWN CRUISE'S
THROAT! CRUISE CAN'T BREATHE!
JT: CRUISE IS DEAD! THREE ON ONE!
GP: FROM BEHIND, MARILYN MANSON JUST HIT MAD MAX WITH AN ELECTRIC
JT: Manson is now reaching in Max's throat! He's trying to get some
from in there!
GP: HE JUST PULLED OUT A HAND FULL OF POOP!
JT: Now how did that get in there?
SBW: Beats me.
GP: LOOK AT THIS! THE POOP HAS MELTED MANSON'S HAND AWAY! MASON IS
SBW: HE'S COMPLETELY MELTED!
JT: TWO ON ONE!
GP: Goldberg is now in the ring with Max....SPEAR!
JT: WAIT! SHE'S NOT THAT GOLDBERG!
GP: WHOOPEE LIFTS MAX UP....JACKHAMMER!
Whoopee Goldberg: WHO'S NEXT CHILD!?!
Fans: GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!
GP: LOOK AT THIS! SHE'S NOW SPITTING IN THE RING!
JT: COVER BY GOLDBERG!
GP: A ONE COUNT!
JT: Mad Max now reaches for something under the ring....IT'S A TAZER!
GP: GOLDBERG IS DOWN! MAX GOT HER WITH THE TAZER!
JT: Max sets her up....JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB! MAX COVERS!
GP: MAX ISN'T DONE YET!
JT: Mad Max now reaches for another weapon......IT'S A BOXED WHOOPEE
GP: That may actually give him a hernia. There are quite a few movies
in after all.
JT: HE DROPS THEM ALL ON HER HEAD! THAT CRUSHED HER! ONE ON ONE! GORE
GP: Gore now gets up....Max hits a closeline....IT HAS NO AFFECT ON
JT: Max punches Gore in the face....NOTHING!
GP: GORE NOW HAS A NERVE LOCK MAD MAX! MOVE IS GOING DOWN!
JT: MAX IS OUT COLD! HE ISN'T MOVING!
GP: NO! GORE'S GOING TO COVER HIM!
GP: NOT THIS WAY!
(The fans pop.)
SBW: GO GORE!
JT: WHAT'S GOING ON!
GP: IT'S GEORGE W. BUSH! BUSH IS HERE! BUSH IS HERE!
JT: HE JUST NAILED GORE WITH A CHAIR! KICK HIS ASS GEORGE!
GP: HUH!?! GORE'S FACE JUST FELL OFF!
JT: MY GOD! HE'S NOT REAL! HE'S A ROBOT!
GP: BUSH USES THE CHAIR AGAIN! IT BUCKLES OVER GORE'S HEAD!
JT: Mad Max is now up.....he grabs a jar of something....IT'S POOP! HE
IT ON THE GORE!
GP: Gore's going haywire!
GP: GORE JSUT EXPLODED! GORE AND BUSH WIN
(George W. Bush raises Mad Max's hand. Someone hands Bush a mic.)
Bush: I would like to introduce you to my Vice President....MAD MAX!
(The fans pop!)
Max: ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE!
GP: YES! YES! WHAT A MATCH! THE BUSH/MAX TICKET WINS!
SBW: I was a Gore fan....
JT: SHUT UP!
SBW:OOOOOOOO! I gotta go to the bathroom!
::Nikki pops up.::
JT:YO BITCH! LONG TIME NO SEE...GET ON MY NUTS!
GP:God I missed that....
(The opening licks... "Dream On" by Aerosmith. On the F.U.C.K.Tron, the
graphics of "Shrimp" Samuel Potright's entrance video start to show
as Steven Tyler begins to sing, everything cuts off... total
GP: What in the...?
(The F.U.C.K.Tron buzzes with static, as snow fills the screen. The
continues for a few seconds before you hear
Crazy Prophet: Use your vehicle of salvation my brothers, go buy a gun.
give your gun to
Jesus, and say, Jesus, you go kill the disciples of Satan and you go
the Nazis, Jesus. Give
me an Amen!
Crazy Prophet: Give me a hallelujah!
Crazy Prophet: Feel the pain of sweet Jesus! Give me another Amen!
Crazy Prophet: Give me another! Youve got to kill the noise! Youve got
kill the pollution of
Satan! Brothers, give me a hallelujah!
Have you been healed? Have you been saved? Has it happened to you? I
Jesus! I love Jesus!
Youve got to kill the pollution... the POLLUTION!!!!
(The static starts to die off as we hear Wes Borlands guitar riff kick
The static fades...
Fred Durst: YO!!!!!!
(The static cuts off completely, and there in its place is the name....
Fireworks start going off, and the lights start to blink in rhythm with
drum beat. Finally...)
Fred Durst: POLLUTIONyoupreachaboutthewordsyoudontwantothear!!!!!!!!!
Lunatic Pandora: YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!!!
(He spins around, and his navy blue hair sweeps away from his face. The
camera closes in on
laser-green eyes, and a thin goatee. Pandora smiles.)
Pandora: And there is reason why I am here! You see, ladies and
this is the IWO. An
organization that claims to be the First Cornerstone of Wrestling.
if this is the first
cornerstone, than wrestling is in serious danger of collapsing!! What I
when I look at the
IWO, is this: Nothing more than simple, weak-minded, excommunicated,
that couldnt tell a wristlock from a wristwatch. But no more! Because
that the man that can
clear the smog of nonperformance from the IWO, ME, Lunatic Pandora, HAS
JT: Amen! Halleleugh!!
Nikki: What the hell is wrong with you? None of that is true!
JT: Oh yes it is!
Pandora: And, as the hero, the true savior of wrestling, not some guy
got his nickname from
a British woman... not some copy of that guy that got over with
catchphrases... not some idiot
ripping off The Crow by using the facepaint... and not a guy thats so
naive and vain that he
refers to himself as The Legend you will finally feel obligated to
You will finally feel
obligated to GET ROWDY!! Attendance will skyrocket!!! And the IWO WILL
JT: TESTIFY, BROTHER, TESTIFY!!!!
JT: OUCH, BROTHER, OUCH!!
Pandora: As I look out at the audience, though, I DO see a major
the IWO, and why it is at such a faltering point... they are catering
gap-toothed, the scrubby, unwashed, HICKS OF AMERICA!!!
(The crowd boos... they don't like being insulted, but they do enjoy
beaten up... don't they?)
Pandora: Admit it to yourselves! You haven't washed your hair since the
Watergate trials! But... with MY LEADERSHIP, the American hicks will
themselves up... get off welfare... and GET A JOB!!!
(More booing. Lunatic Pandora is feeding off of this, obviously.)
Pandora: Ladies and gentlemen, using the term loosely, the IWO is
more than a tattered, lost child in the woods... and I am the ranger
will discover it, and lead it back to civilization!!! Lunatic Pandora
finally where he belongs... and THE IWO WILL CHANGE!!! And it will be
better... because I am the master, the ruler of thenah, USED ALREADY!!!
Um... IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLL.... WHAT THE JUICE DAMMIT! Stolen already!!!
Uh... hold on... got it. PREPARE TO ENTER THE MATRIX!!! Yeah! That
cool. Better than any of YOU could think of! Lunatic Pandora... the
Michael Dudley... LOSER!!! PsychIWOMan... NOTHING!! I am the top of the
heap... and there's NOTHING YOU PEOPLE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
(Pandora leaves to boos as "Pollution" by Limp Bizkit starts back up.)
GP: Well, that was strange.
JT: He is the man!! Nikki already wants him in bed!!
Nikki: IN HIS DREAMS!!
GP: Well this next match is gonna be great!! It's between 2 greats here
the IWO, Ashton Cain and Psycho Jay now known as PsychIWOman..it is a
a Elevated Cell?? WOW! This match is gonna be hectic!! To win this
must pin the opponent inside the ring!! So both wrestlers came out to
introducion and they are already ready!!
JT: So the bell has sounded and this match is underway! Ashton charges
and Jay ducks, AND A DROP KICK FROM PSYCHOIWOMAN!! PsychoIWOman is
away on Ashton Cain, he picks him up and a reversed DDT onto the mat!!
goes for the pin..1...2...THR!! NO!! CAIN BARELY KICKS OUT!!
GP:Stinkey..this is a lovely match for you..something you
SBW: EWW..I hate violence!! What is going on here..why'd you book this
GP: GEEZ! Who cares!! It's gonna be one great match..which could mean
you get some kind of..shall I say "exposure"!!
SBW: In that case..
GP: WOAH!! ASHTON CAIN COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A ROAR AND CROSS BODIES
PSYCHOIWOMAN!! Cain now pounding away on PsychoIWOman, he lifts him up
starts to punch him, Jay lands into the corner and Cain goes to the top
ropes, he attempting a top rope head scissor..AND HE CONNCETS!! The
pin..1..2..THR! NO!! JAY KICKS OUT AGAIN!!
JT: Cain can't believe it, he starts to climb the cell, and he jumps
moves and Cain almost went right through the mat!!
GP: Look at this!! Psycho Jay is pounding once again on Ashton Cain!!
picks Cain up, and a Spike Piledriver!! Jay stands up and starts
SBW: He's shakin his head about all the rules Ashton has broken!!
JT: And how do you know that??
GP: Who cares!?!?! Let's just do this match and get it over with!!
Cain and Jay are once again going at it with lefts and rights..Jay
Cain, connects, Cain swings at Jay, connects, and Jay swings at Cain,
blocks, a arm bar, and slams Psycho Jay down!! Cain raises his arms,
off the ropes with a leg drop!! Cain pouding now once again on Psycho
lifts him and a power clothesline!!
JT: WOW!! THIS IS ONE GREAT MATCH!!
SBW: Yes..it is!! I am upset though, Dane is leaving soon..NOOOOO!!
JT: Why don't you *Bleep's for 2 minutes*
GP: WOAH!! Watch it there! Now look at this match, these two men are
really showing that they got it all, and all you two guys do is sit
argue!! You're unbelievable!! And look, Cain and Jay lock up in the
the ring. Jay quickly takes a lower stance and backs Ashton into the
turnbuckles, but the larger Ashton has the advantage, and now he
back of Psycho Jay!! Again and again, and now Cain tosses Jay into the
JT: Yeah..blah blah..great match we got here!! Hell in a Elevated
JT: Your heard be skunkey!!
SBW: It's Stinkey.
JT: Oh sorry!!
GP: And now Ashton measuring Jay, and hitting him as he pleases. Ashton
a kick to the stomach, and now Jay falls out of the ring onto the
clutching himself. Ashton over by the corner of the cage and he's bent
Ashton walks up from behind, and hammers him down to the mat! Cain now
Jay up, and drops him throat first across the front of the cage!! Jay
JT: Already??!?!! Stinkey you must be hating this!!
SBW: Yes, yes I am!! This is so terrible!!
GP: Cain now scoops up Jay up onto his shoulder, and he tosses him
the middle ropes into the fence that is blocking him!! Cain now climbs
cage himself, to the turnbuckle, Jay stands up and he brings Jay with
picks him up, both are fighting on that turnbuckle, Cain staggers out
takes him down with a big punch to the face!! AND A FROG SPLASH FROM
JAY!! Jay for the pin..1..2..ThR!! NO!!
JT: OH that was so close!! I thought we already had a winner!!
SBW: Already?? It's almost half way through the match!! Jeez!!
JT: Shaddup Stinky!!
GP: Jay now works Cain over with a headlock, trying to ground the
much like he tried to keep wretch out of the air earlier on. Jay brings
up to a vertical base, and switches to a hammerlock!! Jay now working
Cain's arms and back, much like he did a few times!! Jay changes the
hammerlock into an armbar, before turning it into a short-arm
And Cain goes down hard!!
JT: THIS CAN'T BE!! JAY THE RULE KEEPER IS WINNING!! WHAT!??!!
GP: And Jay brings Cain to his feet and he whips him over the
he almost flew right threw that cage he was whipped so hard!! Jay goes
whip Cain again into the cell, but Cain reverses it and Jay goes flying
first into it!!! He's cut open even more!! Ashton Cain easily
attempting to reduce Jay's mobility, a key factor in order for Cain to
JT: Uhh..yeah!! Whatever you say!!
SBW: I know what you mean!!
GP: Good for you Stinky, go call someone who cares!!
GP: Hehe...Jay is clutching his knee on the ground, and boy, if Jay
move he can't wrestle. Smart move on the part of Ashton Cain!! Ashton
now is up and moving. He walks over and gets picks up Psycho Jay!! He
him knee first into the cage again!!! And Jay is bent over holding his
Cain hops up onto the ring apron, and he flies off and takes Jay down
face-first slam!! He just did a modified version of another popular
JT: Woah! Greg doesn't know a name of a move!! Where would I ever see
GP: No Stinky don't tell me to shutup!!
JT: You heard the man..SHUTUP!!
GP: Cain is pulling out all the stops in this one, Cain now rolls
into the ring...and now Cain goes for a figure-four leglock, after
PsychoIWOman to get up! Maybe Cain won't be able to manuever this!!
JT: He will!! He has longer legs! It should be alot easier ya know!!
told ya, Cain locks it in, and he does have it clinched in!
GP: He's working over the legs of Psycho Jay, and Jay is almost
pain! Jay stretches on his back and he grabs the middle rope, and the
forces Ashton Cain to break the hold!! Cain refuses at first, but the
lays down a four count, and Cain releases it!! Cain up to his feet and
drives his knee into Jay's leg!!! Cain now executes a step over
continuing to work on Jay's leg.
JT: Cain repeats it, and Jay writhes in pain. Cain is going to go for
again... and Jay quickly wraps him up into a small package!! The
pin,...1...2...THR!! NO!!!! Cain reverses it!! 1..2..THR!! NO!! And Jay
GP: Cain now continues the attack...he stomps repeatedly at the leg of
continuing to work him over. Cain now brings Cain to his feet, and he
him down with a gutwrench suplex. Cain with another cover!! 1..2..THR!
Another close count!! Cain now brings Jay up, and he dances around him?
now he spears the legs out from Jay underneath him! He just took him
with a chopblock! He goes for another quick cover.. 1..2..THR!! NO!!
WON'T GIVE UP!
JT: I agree..Jay is really putting on a show..it's like he's playing
GP: AND HOW'D YOU KNOW! WHILE CAIN WAS TAUNTING THE CROWD, JAY GETES UP
AND...A DIAMOND CUTTER!! Jay now drags Cain over near the ropes... and
drapes his leg over the bottom rope. This is an old school move... Jay
up into the air, and while in the air, Cain used his other leg to kick
the ass and Jay went flying into the cage!! Jay almost had it going!!
JT: Jay once again on the floor, clutching his back in pain, folks, he
literally did a somersault in mid-air after that one!!! Cain is trying
back up, still agonizing in pain from the earlier assaults on his
back up to his feet first!! Clutching his back, and now he's exhausted,
trying to get up to the ring apron...and he does. Cain slowly moves
the ropes...and before a burst of speed knocks Jay off the ropes and a
kick and that Cell just shifted!! This isn't good!!
GP: Look!! Jay is beating up Ashton Cain, he picks him up, and he picks
up by the neck, and he THREW HIM THROUGH THE CELL!! THE CELL JUST
OPEN!! AND JAY IS IN THE RING RAISING HIS HANDS IN VICTORY!! There is a
whole right in the middle where Cain went through!! Jay is climbing the
the cell is VERY shaky may I add..he gets to the top, AND HE JUMPS AND
ON ASHTON CAIN!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! BOTH MEN OUT COLD!!
JT: WOW!! WHAT A WAY FOR DANE TO GO OUT!! BY WATCHING THIS MATCH!!
SBW: They went threw the Taiwan Announce Table!!
JT: We have a Taiwan announce table??
GP: Umm..let me check.........uhh..I guess so!!
SBW: WOW!! THE IWO IS GLOBAL!! SEE WHAT DANE BROUGHT DURING HIS STAY
GP: Wait..Jay moves his arm on Cain..the pin, 1..2..THREE!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, PsychoIWOman!!!
::Scene opens to Chairman Dane in the ring...he has tears dripping down
face as he begins to talk.::
C.Dane:Ladies and gentlemen tonight I leave the IWO for other and
better oppurtunitys...and let me say it has been an honor working
had fun each and every week bring all the hard hitting IWO action to
you...and allow me to say....
::"The Fringed Edge of Sanity" by Metallica begins to play as Mad Max
his way out to the cheers of the crowd.::
Mad Max:Oh Daney we're gonna miss you so much! Things won't be the
without you around here!
C.Dane:GET AWAY FROM ME YOU....YOU...FRRRRREAK!
Mad Max:Daney we love you...your like a father to us...how can we go on
without you!?! DANEY! DANEY!
C.Dane:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
::Mad Max begins to hug Dane.::
C.Dane:GET OFF ME!
Mad Max:Daney....we can't do it...fans we're sorry but tonight was our
match....we just can't take it anymore....DANEY! YOU ARE THE IWO!!! WE
C.Dane:GET OFF ME!!!!!!!
::C.Dane runs out of the ring and leaves Mad Max in the ring. The
upset that Max is leaveing....they are chanting "Don't leave Max, don't
leave". You can tell they fear loseing yet another IWO superstar.::
Mad Max:We're sorry but we have to...without Daney we just won't
C.Dane:You sick son of a gun....this was suppose to be my big
your ruined it...thanks ALOT!
Mad Max:DANEY! DANEY!
::Mad Max runs after C.Dane in the back.::
I/C Tag Titles
Flaming Table Match
The Usual Suspects
Jacob Grynn and Chris Davidson haven't done much with the I/C titles
they got them, They have more or less just been sitting on the mantle
collecting dust. Fenix and Sam Potright didn't chose to be tag
Chairman Dane assigned them to one another and will give them a shot at
team gold. To win you must put both your opponents through a flaming
Nikki: the way things are shaping up, this match could be just about as
bloody as the past matches. Which will make jt go absolutely nuts in
JT: Fire and blood and tables oh my.
GP: ok jt get a grip on yourselves, the two teams havent made it to the
Nikki: don't bother GP, JT is just an asshole.
JT: Shut up hoar
GP: well lets get down to the ring.
Announcer: this contest is for the ic title and it is a flaming table
Entering first samual potright and felinx!!!
(felinx and potright enter the ring, and look around at the flaming
outside the ring)
JT: You can feel the fire from up here.
Announcer: And now the champions, jacob grynn and chris davidson; the
(grynn and davidson run into the ring and start to brawl with the
GP: this one gets underway. Grynn is brawling with felinx and davidson
with potright. Davidson and potright have slid outside the ring.
Nikki: felinx and davidson are exchanging left and right combinations,
gets the upper hand and hits a huracarana. Davidson rolls up and
felinx. Felinx comes back with a leg whip. And davidson responds in
repetition. Felinx runs to the ropes and hits a back heel kick.
rolls out of the ring. Felinx to the opposite of the ring and SPACE
TIGER DROP TO THE OUTSIDE, JUST MISSING THE FLAMING TABLE.
Jt: holy shit, one of the two chalengers almost lost this one already,
both felinx and davidson are on the outside and are trying to get up
that one, felinx hitting his head on the concrete, and davidson got a
full of boot, and his eye is ripped open early.
GP. Grynn has been busted open by potright as he has a spur in the
of grynn that he found from underneath the ring. This one is becoming
brawl. Grynn and potright have been echanging punches and kicks the
match so far, and have been using weapon after weapon on each other,
finaly potright gets the upper hand. Grynn uppercuts the groin of
and grabs a wrench from under the ring. He stands over potright and
to dig the edge of the wrench on potright's head, potright is now
Jt: yea, this one is getting messy.
Nikki: Wile grynn and potright have been blooding each other, felinx
davidson have been fighting through out the crowd and now we have a
screen for the viewers at home to watch both members of their respected
beating the crap out of each other. Felinx and Davidson are now in the
consession area and are brawling over the use of a pair of tongs.
the only man in this fight that is not bleeding, but davidson is now a
after that lacceration on his eyelid has been repeditly punched and
at. Davidson grabs a basket of some kind and dents it over the head of
felinx. Felinx is now being dragged to the up a flight of stairs.
Greg: while this is going on, potright and grynn have been fighting in
center of the ring. Both men are knocked out. They have lost
pints of blood, and their weaponry is scattered all over the ring.
large metal objects have been used by these two men, and are now bloody
messes. Potright gets up, and starts to pummel his opponent repeditly
mangled piece of chair, grynn cannot defend himself. Potright drags
opponent to the top rope, he eyes the flaming table below him. OH MY
ROPE BULLDOG THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE ONTO THE CONCRETE, BOTH MEN ARE
COLD, AND GRYNN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. But I think he will be going to
hospital after that one, he is not moving.
Jt: HOLY SHIT!!
Announcer: Jacob Grynn has been eliminated.
Nikki: this could be an unfair advantage if potright can get his act
togeather. He seems to be getting to his feet, as felinx and davidson
brawling on the 40 foot balcony behind us. This one could get
Davidson busted open felinx on the wall behind him, as his blood is now
over the white wall. Potright is dragging a flaming table to
Felinx sees the table, and stands up on the balcony. But in a last dich
effort. Davidson uppercuts the nuts of felinx. Davidson picks the
felinx up and GORRILA PRESS SLAMS HIM OFF OF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE
TABLE. BOTH GRYNN AND FELINX HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED, NOW IT IS UP TO
AND POTRIGHT. Potright looks pissed.
Announcer: Felinx has been eliminated
Jt: more then that, I think felinx is dead. The emts are now checking
felinx and grynn. They are being wheeled out of the arena.
GP: davidson stands on the balcony MOONSAULT OFF OF THE BALCONY ONTO
POTRIGHT. BOTH MEN ARE ON THE GROUND NOW. Davidson is now running on
adrenaline as he drags potright back to the ring. Davidson and
bleeding badly. Potright may be in trouble if he doesn't get his sences
him. Potright is trying to get to his feet, but davidson grabs a chair
dents it over potright's head. Potright is down, but keeps getting to
feet. Potright grabs a baseball bat and branes potright's head with
Davidson has had enough and is pointing to the final flaming table.
climbs the top rope with potright. Potright out of desperation upercuts
nuts of davidson. Potright lifts up davidson with all the strength he
TOP ROPE CORKSCREW BRAINBUSTER THROUGH THE FINAL FLAMING TABLE, THIS
Announcer: the winners and new ic champions. SAMUAL POTRIGHT, AND
JT: they may be the new champions, but they hardly look like it. The
are going nuts. Grynn and felinx are taken out of here on an ambulance.
Davidson is out cold and on fire on the outside, and the only one left,
barely standing, is sam potright. And he looks like he is gonna pass
GP: you do have a point that one took its toll on all four men. We
take a break!!!
GP: Well we are back here with another exciting match at Hostile
Our next match is for the vacant Television Title!! It's between two
returning men and one new guy!! The names..Apollo, Chrome Thunder, and
Falcon..who is really really impressive as of late!! Well the ring
is almost ready..so Stinky..still upset Dane is leaving??
SBW: Shutup! Dane was the greatest staff member ever to grace the IWO
JT: Shutup..I hope your ass gets thrown out of here Stinky, I will
SBW: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!
JT: Why not??
SBW: Cause Dane said so!!
JT: Hey guess what, your buddy Chairman Dane is leavin! Why don't you
a Jack Asses liver!!
("School" by Nirvana begins to play..)
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first, standing 6'3" and weighs 245
pounds, he is making his return to a IWO ring..he is CHROME
(As no music plays, the lights go out and a figure starts walkin down
Ring Announcer: Coming......to the ring....he weighs 220 punds and is
he is a newcomer here in the IWO...FAALLLLLLLLLLLLLCON!!
("Whoa!" by Black Rob begins to play as Apollo starts to run out..and
match is underway!!)
GP: Here we go..all three men starting to battle it out!! Apollo and
pounding away on Chrome Thunder, Apollo asks Falcon to team up on
Thunder and Falcon agrees..they whip Chromey to the ropes and Apollo
clotheslines Falcon to the ground, he starts to stomp on Falcon but
Thunder comes off and drop kids Apollo!!!
JT: Rookie mistake right there..never trust anyone..especially Apollo!!
SBW: Yeah, you guys make me sick..I can't wait til I leave this
GP: Good for you!! Now Chrome is beating away on both men!! He goes to
Falcon but Falcon grabs his leg and flips him over!! WOW!! Falcon has a
on Chrome Thunder's Atom's Apple!! He is screaming he is gonna rip out
Atoms Apple!! But here comes Apollo, CRANIAL CRUNCH..AND SLAMS HIM TO
MAT!! Apollo goin for the pin..1..KICKOUT BY FALCON!! Falcon gets
by Apollo and Chrome Thunder is still complaining of his Atom's Apple
JT: Chrome is smart..he is just gonna play possum..you'll all see!!
GP: I don't think so..he is kinda in agony!! And the ref is checking on
and Apollo gets clotheslined over the top rope!! Falcon is getting
go over to Apollo but here comes Chrome Thunder from behind!! He grabs
and drop kicks him to the outside where Apollo catches him and a
But wait..here comes Chrome!! He flies over the top and he gets body
slammed!! Apollo on a roll!!
SBW: OH boy!! This is a great match on our hands!! Look..Chrome Thunder
up, and he has a chair!!
GP: Apollo quickly rolls in from the side as the ref attempts to detain
Chrome from using the chair. Falcon gains the advantage and pulls away
chair, and turns to face Chrome Thunder, who leaps up and dropkicks the
into the face of Falcon!! The chair goes flying, and Thunder quickly
Chrome Thunder in the ring. Falcon brings Thunder up again, and chops
living hell out of him with a backhand that produces a smack heard
the arena. Falcon repeats this, and sends Chromey across the ring. As
comes off, and now Apollo takes over with a sticks out a knee into the
of Chrome Thunder, who flips in the air. Apollo leaps high into the
comes down with a kneedrop to the leg of Chrome Thunder!!
JT: Apollo, shooter instincts kicking in, zeroes in on the leg and
that it will be the target for the match. He brings Chrome Thunder up,
kicks repeatedly, viciously at his leg. Now Falcon getting in on the
shoves Apollo violently into the corner, and charges in with a dropkick
the knee. Wilson immediately retakes a vertical base, and wraps Chrome
Thunder's knee around the ropes, before pulling it in towards the ring.
referee gives him a five-count to break, and Falcon breaks at four.
GP: Falcon frees the leg of Chrome Thunder, turns around, and gets
Apollo right in the face before turning him around to face the crowd.
quickly clotheslines Chrome Thunder, who fallls to the outside. Apollo
a few steps back, gets a running start, and charges toward Falcon
blocking him in the back of the knee.
SBW: Falcon collapses down, and Apollo slides to the outside due to
momentum. On the outside, Apollo pulls Falcon towards him, crotching
the post, and wraps him up in a ringpost figure-four. Apollo quickly
back into the ring and gets into the face of , Falcon!! The referee
administers two five-counts, one to Falcon to exit the ring and one to
to break the hold. Both do so at four, and on the outside Chrome
grabs the leg of Apollo and slams it hard into the ringpost. He repeats
and does it again before rolling into the ring!!
GP: Chrome drags Apollo out to the middle of the ring, and positions
way he wants him. Chrome Thunder quickly leaps to the second rope from
inside, and climbs up to the top. He then leaps off at Apollo, hitting
splash on the targeted right knee. Instead of covering, Chrome brings
up again, and grabs his leg before taking him over with a dragon screw.
Apollo clutches at his leg, and Chrome begins stomping on it,
stopping. Apollo is in extreme pain, and Chrome turns him over and
of his legs below Apollo's right knee and one above, only to be stomped
the face by a fresh Falcon!! WOW This guys is amazing!!
JT: Chrome stands up, leaps, and crashes down as Falcon throws him.
gets up and hobbles around the ring, clutching at his right leg!! Now
is turning his attention to the knee, and twists it, setting him up for
STF... but Apollo now grabs the head of Falcon and rolls through into a
package. The ref counts..1..2..THR!! NO!! FALCON BARELY KICKS OUT!!
GP: Apollo is stunned!! Falcon has time to use the ropes to pull
He hobbles toward Apollo, who is just getting to his feet, and prepares
clothesline, but Falcon counters by sweeping the leg of Apollo out from
him and quickly dropping an elbow on it. Taking it a bit more
Apollo quickly heads again to the legs of Falcon, and this time slaps
STF, locking it in tightly. Falcon howls in pain, and uses all his
to keep from submitting. Apollo simply cinches in the hold more
Falcon is trapped with nowhere to go!! He appears to be on the verge of
tapping out!!!! When, out of the line of sight of the ref, Chrome
hops down from the apron and..
JT: WOAH!! FALCON GETS UP AND CLOTHESLINES CHROME THUNDER BUT NAILS THE
HE PINS CHROME THUNDER!!! BUT NO REF..WAIT..APOLLO IS UP HE CONNECTS
CANIBUSTER!! FALCON IS ELIMINATED!!
GP: Wait, there is no ref..Apollo wakes up the ref and he
counts..1....2....THRE!! NO!!!! FALCON BARELY KICKS OUT!! Apollo gets
CONNECTS WITH THE CANIBUSTER ON CHROME THUNDER OUT OF NOWHERE!! THE
PIN..1..2..3!! CHROMEY IS OUT OF HERE!!
SBW: Falcon times Apollo, Apollo turns around and gets nailed with a
kick!! WOW!! Falcon pounding away on Apollo..he picks him up, and sets
for a powerbomb!! And he connects!! He starts to kick away on Apollo
picks him up once again, whips him to the ropes and a fallaway slam
Falcon!! He pins him!! 1..2..THR!! NO!!!!!!!! GEEZ!!
GP: This is one hell of a match!! Wait..Apollo gets Falcon and THE
AGAIN ON FALCON!! 1..2..3!! NOO WHAT!! HIS FOOT WAS ON THE ROPE!!
STILL ALIVE!! Apollo is arguing with the ref's, and here comes
nails him with the Steel Claw!! It's over!! 1..2..3!! FALCON IS THE
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner..AND NEWWWWWW Television
I forgot about this match...I appologize the guy was suppose to do it
never did and since I had so many matches I just assumed he did. I
write it up but I'm sick of matches and I'm not gonna make anyone else
a match so I'll do a quick summarry:
Al Coholic vs. Evan Levine
Al Coholic takes an early advantage on Levine. Drops him with a
Bomb and goes to throw a lite beer on him to win the match but Levine
it. They go on the outside where Levine gets busted open by a steel
and Coholic almost gets him with another beer. Coholic puts Levine on
table and jumps off the top rope and goes through the table as Levine
They go back into the ring and Coholic throws another lite beer and
but it flys in the audience and catches a few of them on fire. Levine
an advantages with a spinning heel kick and a leg drop off the top.
lites up a beer and throws it at Coholic but missess and hits and kills
ref. Coholic catches Levine and goes for a Happy Hour but Levine
out and picks him up for the night wing. Coholic is out and Levine
him on beer and drops a Zippo lighter on him catching him on fire in
middle of the ring. Good match very evenly faught.
Winner:And NEW US Champion Evan Levine
Once again sorry!!!!
GP: Welcome Back to HT!!!!
JT: Yes the very last show we will see Chairmen DANE EVER RUN!!! Seeya
SBW: I for one will miss Dane...He was a great man and I think if he
longer he could have brought HT to the # 1 show on TV!
JT: Yea then you wake up.....Stop dreaming he was a really bad Chairmen
anyone could do better!
GP: I think you better shut up JT before Dane comes out here and fires
before he leaves.
GP: Are next match is one that will make or break Scott
Flyer vs Scott Stone!
SBW: High Flyer will pull double duty on this one! He will have two
difficult matches...TPK is an obvious tough match...but Scott Stone is
certainly a dangerous opponent as well. High Flyer is now recognized
best cruiser weight in the IWO today...he has been unstoppable as of
late...will his win streak continue? Or will a man who is under
Scott Stone step up and take his place in the halls of champions. This
is a barbed Wire Ropes match with NO DQ.
JT: Its also for the Pacific Title!! Go Stone!
GP: OK whats everyones feelings on this?
SBW: Well Flyer has the advantage with being champ....Flyer doesnt have
beat Stone.....Stone has to beat Flyer! I think Flyer will pull out
win on this one!
JT: Scott Stone.....One hes better then Flyer and he should get a push!
GP: Im going with the champ on this one.....look for Flyer to get the
Anouncer: Ladys and Gentalmen this next match is for one fall and is
IWO Pacific Title!.....Introducing first from Bethlehem, PA.....he
at 204 lbs.....He is the current IWO Pacific Champion!....HIGH
["Loco" by Coal Chamber plays over the building as High Flyer walks out
his belt in hand. The fans go to there feet cheering this great IWO
Anouncer: Introducing next....from Scranton, PA! He is the challenger
weighs in at 240 lbs.....SCOTT STONE!!!
["Scott's a Dork" by Reel Big Fish starts to play over the building as
makes his way out with a not so kind fan reaction!]
JT: Before The match gets on the way...This part of HT is brought to
Poontose....Poontose...keeps even the hairest woman freash all day!
SBW: Oh my god....shut up!
GP: Stone and Flyer are starting slow. They look at each other and
go, Flyer runs at Stone and the two are exchangeing lefts and rights!
wins it and nocks Stone to the mat. Flyer runs into the ropes, Moonsalt
the second rope onto Stone! a quick pin 1....2...NO! Stone kicks out!
gets right up and goes right to work on Stone...flyer sends stone into
ropes and misses with the closeline....Shoulder block...Flyer goes
Stone picks him up and sends him into the turn buckle....Stone runs at
and is lanched over flyer to the outside. Laying on the floor Flyer
JT: AH NO!!! Someone stop him!
GP: Flyer aims!!! DOWN!!!! Flying crossbody!!! What a move!
JT: God NO!!!
GP: Flyer picks up Stone as the count goes on! Flyer is now taking
around to the steps. Flyer now trys to fling Stone into the steps but
reveresed and Flyer hits hard! Stone now with the advantage rolls in
and then out again to break the count! he walks over to Flyer who is
Stone picks him up and pulls him by the hair over to are table! Stone
him once and now puts him on top of the table!
JT: YES!!! Break the piss ant in half STONE!!!! Do IT DO IT!!!
SBW: Flyer is laying on the table! Stone is on the side of the ring! He
JUMPS!!! NO!!! Flyer roles off and Stone hits hard on the table! Flyer
gets to his feet and goes under the ring!!!
JT: NOT A TABLE!!! NO!!!
GP: Flyer has a table! Hes setting it up!!! He is now walking over to
hits him once and pulls him over to the other table he has set up.
Stone again and puts him on the table. Flyer now gets into the ring and
to the top ropes! He aims!!!!..........
GP: OH.....my God!!! Flyer just did a leg drop off the top onto Stone
a table and to the floor!!! My god!!! AND FLYER IS GETTING UP!!! How is
doing this! Flyer picks up Stone and puts him in the ring....HE
NO!!!! Stone got the arm up MY GOD!!! Flyer cant believe it!!! Flyer
picks up Stone and Germen suplex into a pin..1...2...NO!!! Stone kicks
again! Flyer getting mad picks up Stone and puts him in the
looks like he is going for a big splash.......He runs at him....NO!!!
got out of the WAY!!! Flyer falls back and down to the mat! Stone has
something going now!!! He picks up Flyer! and sends him in the
gets him in a fireman's carry.....OH!!! Flyer is down! the pin
Stone gets right to his feet! He picks up Flyer with him and puts him
Flyers chest is all red! Stone now flings him accross the ring into the
croner! Stone measurs him and run at full speed right at Flyer!!! NO He
misses Flyer picked him self up and Stone just had his shoulder hit
the meatal poll!!!
JT: AH!!! NO Stone get up!!!
GP: Stone is hurt! Flyer is to his feet! Flyer looks around to the
says its all over!!! The fans are going nuts!!! Flyer goes to the top
and is waiting for Stone to get up...
JT: YES LOOK ITS AL COHOLIC! Hes going to help!
GP: Back in the ring Stone is to his feet! Flyer jumps and....NO>>>OH
SUICIDAL TENDECIES! IN MID AIR STONE GOT HIM!!! Stone pins
SBW: NO!!! The ref says its only 2!!!
Gp: Stone is going nuts...No normal man can kick out of that! Stone
all over!! He is going up top!!! hes there hes going to nail a long
the top...WIAT LOOK!!! AL COHOLIC is right behind him....OH LOW
Stone stubles back Al Coholic catches him...Happy Hour NO! Stone
with a Northern Light Suplex! High Flyer is up...Stone catches him
Tendencies (Rock Bottom)....cover....1.......2......3!
JT:WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Ring Announcer:Your winner...and NEWWWWWWWWWW Pacific Champion...Scott
::Scene opens and Chairman Dane is in his office, suddenly Mad Max
C.Dane:OH LORD! WHAT NOW!?!
Mad Max:Please don't be mad at us! Here we made you this....
::Mad Max holds up a brown finger painting...you can tell that the
paint isn't paint...it's well...ummmm....uhhhhhh....poop:o)::
C.Dane:AHHHHHHHH! What is that?!?!
Mad Max:A poop painting isn't that neat!?!
::Security rushes in and pulls Mad MAx out.::
C.Dane:God we get some crazys in here!!
Dane Wilt vs. A to be announced IWO Legend (no not Phelen Kell:o)
Dane Wilt...a man who has done next to nothing as of late will go up
a to be announced IWO Legend. Who could it be? Fans we promise even if
think you know who it is....you probably don't. Tune in this should be
GP: We're back once again folks and I've heard this one is gonna be
We've got Dane Wilt, who is a former IWO World Champion as well as many
accomplishments, fighting one of his last matches in the IWO against a
supposed IWO Legend!
JT: Legend my ass, knowing Wilt he's probably gonna be taking on some
dressed as Titan or something.
SBW: I sure hope not, we've had enough shennanigins tonight, nobody at
JT: Lighten up Stiffy, after all tonight is Chairman Dane's last
Takeover, then there won't be any of that F.U.C.K.ing shit happening
can get back to normal.
SBW: No! I may have to quit if that were to happen.
JT: Then start packing your bags Slumpy.
SBW: It's STINKY B....oh why even bother.
GP: Enough guys, who do you really think Dane Wilt's opponent is going
JT: Honestly, I think it's going to be Phelen Kell. I know he's
said that it won't be, but they have such a history together, and
was already booked tonight, so I'm going with Kell.
SBW: I'm not too sure about the legends around here, but I just hope
not someone who breaks rules and has a potty mouth.
JT: You are definitely gay.
SBW: JT, Chairman Dane will be informed of that.
JT: Go ahead and tell him you idiot! He's gone after tonight!
GP: Time to get started!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing first, standing at
and weighing in at 230 pounds, here is "Genetic Perfection" Dane Wilt!
("Alright(Oh yeah)" by Local H blasts as Dane wilt walks out.)
Ring Announcer: And now, the special suprise IWO Legend that will face
Wilt! Ladies and Gentlemen, the first IWO WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
("Poop, crap, Terd" by Vertigo plays as Moonstone comes out in a wheel
It takes him 24 minutes to get to the ring. Three guys in white suits
out and roll Moonstone into the ring. The bell rings.)
JT: You have got to be kidding me! Moonstone is ancient!
GP: This is a disgrace, Moonstone is in no condition to wrestle.
SBW: Who the heck is Moonstone?
GP: The first ever IWO Champ Stinky.
JT: Yeah, well he's the first chump now, Dane's pinning him with his
GP: Oh god,
SBW: That seems very wrong.
GP: I can't believe Moonstone was Dane's competition.
JT: Nobodies even busted open!
GP: JT if Moonstone got busted open he'd die instantaneously.
JT: Woh, big words Parker, calm down. Hey, I think I could take
GP: Yeah that makes you really tough.
JT: YES!!!!!!! IT IS TIME FOR THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE
WITH THE POSSIBLE EXECEPTION OF CAREN DUDLEY!
GP: Good God.....well, looks like F.U.C.K. is dead. Because we have a
DECAPITATION MATCH FOR YOU NOW!!
SBW:F.U.C.K. WILL NEVER DIE! And to prove that I'm not gonna call this
match....I'm going to the back again.
::Nikki pops up.::
Nikki:Hi Guys! Greggie-poo, you do realize that this match will be
to call with the blood freak out here?
GP: Oh dear God....let's just go up to the ring.
Pierre L'Mort: THIS CONTEST IS A DECAPITATION MATCH!!! I LOVE
INTRODUCING FIRST, KEN WAR!!!!
Pierre L'Mort: AND HIS OPPONENT!!!! FUSION!!!!
JT: YES!!! AND HERE WE GO! Ken War has a scythe! HE SWINGS AND NEARLY
DECAPITITATES KING STING!! GOD I LOVE BEING ABLE TO SAY THAT LITERALLY!
Fusion kicks him in the gut, sets him up........CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!
goes under the ring....AND HE HAS A SWORD!!!!!
GP: DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!! FUSION SLICES WAR'S FOREHEAD OPEN WITH THAT
KEN WAR IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY ABOUT 45 SECONDS INTO IT! FUSION STABBING
WAR, BUT WAR IS DODGING! WAR NOW LEAVES!!! HE COMES BACK WITH A C4
EXPLOSIVE!!!!! HE LOW BLOWS FUSION!!!! PLACES HIM UP TOP!!!!
Nikki: THE DROPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!! THE
A C4 EXPLOSIVE!!! THAT MAY BE THE DECAPITATION!!!!! BOTH KEN WAR AND
ARE DOWN, CHARRED, AND OUT!!! CHARMAN DANE IS COMING OUT HERE!
Chairman Dane: I am sorry. I cannot allow this to happen......no one
OUT OF HIM!!!!!>
GP: WAIT!!!!!! KEN WAR HAS CHAIRMAN DANE!! HE GIVES CHAIRMAN DANE THE
THE CONCRETE!!!!!!! CHAIRMAN DANE'S SKULL IS SPLIT WIDE OPEN, AND HERE
JT: YESSSSSS!!!!! War and Fusion are now in the ring, Fusion kicks War
stomach, DDT to the mat! Fusion now getting his barbed wire scepter,
gets up......MAN!!!! FUSION CRACKS THAT SCEPTER OVER WAR'S HEAD!!! NOW
BLEEDING MORE PROFUSELY THAN BEFORE!! WAIT!!!!! A
GIANT.........GUILLITIONE!!!!!! A GUILLITIONE IS LOWERING FROM THE
GP: Well..........Fusion goes under the ring...he has a table!! He
on fire!!!!!! FUSION SETS UP KEN WAR!!! HERE COMES A POWERBOMB!!!! NO!!
WAR REVERSES IT!!! HURRICANRANAS KING STING RIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMING
WAR HAS A SICK SMILES ON HIS FACE!!! HE CALLS SOME GUYS OUT HERE!!!
THEY GONNA DO?
Nikki: OH MY GOD!!! THESE GUYS ARE WRAPPING THE RING ROPES IN BARBED
WIRE!!!!!! THEY ARE TOSSING WEAPONS FROM UNDER THE RING INSIDE!! GOOD
THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A NUCLEAR WARZONE! AND A CELL IS LOWERING AROUND
THIS IS AN APOCALYPTIC BATTLEFIELD WITH THAT GUILLITOINE AS A
JT: YES YES YES!!!!!!!! FUSION HAS A LANCE!!! KEN WAR HAS A PAIR OF
SAI! THEY ARE DUELING!! FUSION CRACKS WAR WITH THE BLUNT END OF THAT
FUSION GRABS A BAG IN THE RING!! AND HE POURS OUT THE CONTENTS!!
HUNDREDS OF THUMBTACKS HAVE BEEN POURED OUT ON THE MAT!!
GP: FUSION HOISTS KEN WAR UP INTO POSITION!! THE EXTINCTION LEVEL
CORKSCREW TOMBSTONE BY FUSION DRIVING WAR HEAD FIRST INTO THE
WAR SMILING!! HIS HEAD HAS BEEN PUNCTURED! MORE BLOOD FLOWING!! KEN WAR
BACK UP!!! THIS GUY CAN TAKE AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF PUNISHMENT!!
Nikki: KEN WAR WRAPS UP FUSION IN A FULL NELSON! HE HOISTS HIM UP
COMES OFF THE TOP WITH FUSION!! TOP ROPE DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!! FUSION
THE BACK OF HIS HEAD SNAP OFF OF A CASKET!!! FUSION'S FACE IS A CRIMSON
MASK!!! THESE TWO GUYS LOOK PRACTICALLY DEAD! THIS IS INSANE!!!
JT: FUSION IS SOMEHOW ALIVE!!!! HE MOVES WAR OVER TO THAT GUILLOTINE!!!
PUTS HIM ON HIS STOMACH AND LOCKS HIS HEAD IN PLACE!! FUSION MOVES TO
LEGS........HE'S GOT A SCORPION DEATHLOCK APPLIED!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!
LIFTS UP THE GUILLOTINE BLADE! NO!! KEN WAR ESCAPES!!! HE LIFTS UP THE
BLADE!!! DROP TOE HOLD ON FUSION!!! AND KEN WAR DROPS THE BLADE!!
BEEN DECAPITATED! YESSSSSS!!! KEN WAR IS YOUR WINNER!!!
Pierre L'Mort: YOUR WINNER OF THE DECAPITATION MATCH, KEN WAR!! VIVA LA
Nikki: Well...........the paramedics are busy reattaching Fusion's
will be back!!!
Gp: Well fans are next match is for the IWO Tag gold...This should be a
one since the Prep kids are one of the greats IWO tag teams ever!
JT: YAY but The Esoterics are a foce that can not be stopped! This will
SBW: I think the Prep kids will pull out with the win on this one! I
[ ALL of a sudden "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play
the fans come to there feet! The Prep Kids walk out but Randal McCloud
a sling! The fans start to get quit as the Prep Kids get into the
Jordan Howitt: You know its really great to be here at HT defending are
belts! Thats why what Randal has to say crushes me!
Randal McCloud: Well, you see I was out on the golf Corse the other day
when I was on the 7th hole I dislocated my elbo and tore it up! I think
to much into that last ball!
Jordan Howitt: What Randal is trying to say is that....The Prep Kids
and will not defend there Tag gold tonight her at HT! Sorry!
[The fans start to boo as "Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine
to play and High Flyer along with Al Coholic come running out with a
crowed reaction! They hit the ring and go right after The Prep kids!]
GP: What the hell! Dislocated elbow my ass! The Prep Kids and The
are going at it...Looks to me from here that Mcclouds arm is just fine!
is now uploading lefts and rights to Mccloud and nocks him right over
rop! in the middle of the ring Al and Howitt are going at it...Left
left right. Howitt gets the advantage and goes for a very big left...HE
MISSES!! HAPPY HOURE! Howitt is out!!! Al pins! 1...2........3!!!! WE
NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!!
JT: NO!!! This match was not going to happen and didnt!
SBW: The Esoterics are the new tag champs!! AND THE REF SEES THEM AS
raises there hands!
JT: NO! Wait look here comes Chairmen Dane! He is getting in the
pulls down the arms of The Esoterics! Hes saying that they didnt win!
Dane: Since MacCloud did indeed have a not from his doctor....This
decided by me to not happen....There for The Esoterics are NOT!! The
Team champions and The Prep Kids are still your Tag team champions!
[Howitt and McCloud get into the ring and grab there belts from The
Esoterics! They then hug each other and get out of the ring making
to the back!]
Dane: Were you two going? Im not done yet! Since The Prep Kids did not
there Tag team Titles here tonight...THEY WILL DEFEND THEM AT THE PPV!
[The Prep kids turn around and go nuts! They are screaming at Dane!]
Dane: I wouldnt be wasten my time yelling at me....You two have a match
The Esoterics on the 30th!
GP: The Prep Kids are besides them selfs! Fans we have to take a
now have another match signed for the ppv! Will be right back!
::The Prep Kids get up slowly from the attack they have just been part
They get their belts from the ref and start to walk off as "Wake Up"
again. "Wake Up" is abruptly cut off, the sound of a record being
the player is heard. "Come Out and Play" by The Offspring starts
'You gotta keep 'em seperated!'
::With that green fireworks shoot up one by one along the stage. When
get all the way across gold fireworks blast off all over the place.::
GP: On the bright side, the lights didn't go out.
JT: What a stupid joke.
GP: I'm serious, the lights going out is WAY overused.
JT: Okay, good point.
GP: What I want to know is who the hell is coming out here! And you
tell by the look on TPK's faces that they do too!
::Two men walk out through the smoke left behind by the impressive
of pyrotechnics. One is rather tall, the other kinda short. As the
clears...it's the World's Heavyweight Champion Michael Dudley and his
new-found partner Gunnar Smith!::
GP: DUDLEY AND SMITH?!
JT: Why would they bother with the Preps? They got World and North
Titles to worry about.
GP: Old habits die hard. Dudley is just used to antagonizing the
And Smith used to be in a stable with them, so maybe he's just saying
SBW: That's awfully nice of him.
GP: Does anybody else notice that Smith doesn't have any sort of cast
brace on his leg? He is leaning on a cane, but he wasn't even limping
he came out here.
SBW: He's a in-shape male in his mid-twenties. They heal quickly.
GP: Something smells fishy.
JT: God, Smelly! Can't you hold it?
SBW: It's Stinky.
JT: Same difference.
GP: Michael Dudley and Gunnar Smith are standing on the stage, looks
Dudley has a microphone. Meanwhile TPK are stuck in the ring!
Dudley: Randal, how you doin' today? Jordan, long time no see. How
::McCloud is handed a mic.::
McCloud: Whaddya want, Dudley?
Dudley: Can't a guy just be nice once in a while?
Smith: I would think so.
McCloud: Cut the crap! What the (censored) do you want?
Smith: Well, to sum it up, your belts.
Howitt: Here's an idea. How 'bout you two just go on to the back, and
about your precious World Title, okay? Leave the tagging to us.
Dudley: It doesn't work like that, Jordan.
Smith: Once a tag wrestler, always a tag wrestler.
Dudley: Exactly. Not only that, but the man to my left is LEAGUES
McCloud: Okay, tough guy. You want the belts so bad, why don't you
GP: WHAT?! ARE THEY INSANE?!
JT: No, it's called "being a man". You should try it sometime.
SBW: Don't worry Greg, it's not a sanctioned match.
JT: Just good 'ol fashioned brawlin'!
Dudley: Let me get this straight. You actually want Gunnar and I to
down there and TAKE them from you?
McCloud: That's what I said.
Smith: Them's fightin' words!
GP: Dudley and Smith rush down the ramp and slide in! TPK on the
GP: Smith takes out Howitt with that cane of his!
JT: YEAH! Dudley smashes McCloud over the head with the World Title!
Dudley: That good enough for ya? Want some more?
Smith: Didn't think so.
Dudley: (to the crowd) You see...the tag division has suffered greatly
the departure of teams like the Beverly Hills Bruisers and the
Society. So, to save the World Titles from becoming the TV Title of
wrestling, we took the best elements from both to form the ultimate
Smith: And now...the IWO proudly presents...
Dudley: THE BEVERLY HILLS BRUISERS THREE THOUSAND!
GP: Sweet mother of God...the BHB have reformed!
JT: As long as they make somebody bleed, I'm happy.
Smith: You know Mikey-D's right! The BHB 3000 are here to salvage tag
wrestling from the bottomless pit it currently resides in.
Dudley: You know things are bad when the Prime Time Soldiers can get
of them, twice to make things worse.
Smith: Quite frankly...this marks the dawning of a new era in the IWO.
further illustrate our point, here is an example of this dawning. More
specifically, a Sunrise.
Dudley: More specifically...a Sunrise in Beverly Hills.
GP: Now Smith picks up Randal McCloud, and locks his head between his
Dudley ascends the top rope as he's doing this. Smith has McCloud up
back in a crucifix...he drops him in an Awesome Bomb! Dudley off the
with the Black Thursday! The Sunrise in Beverly Hills!
Smith: Man, look at that timing.
Dudley: You're right. Now to further illustrate what perfect timing we
::Smith rolls out of the ring and pulls out a table from underneath.
slides it in, and Dudley promptly sets it up.::
GP: Smith rolls back in, and sets Howitt up for the Sunrise in Beverly
Hills. Dudley up top once more...SUNRISE IN BEVERLY HILLS! Right
the damn table! That damn Dudley! God have mercy on young Jordan
JT: Okay JR, calm down.
SBW: As gruesome as that was, I must say that they did have good
Dudley hit the Black Thursday right as Howitt was hitting the table.
JT: Yeah! The back of Howitt's head is cut! A small pool of blood is
forming around him and the broken table!
Smith: As I was saying, a dawning of a new era in the IWO!
Dudley: If you find yourself asking "Why 3000? It's only the year
then listen up. Seeing as the 'Bruisers are far superior to all other
of life out there, of course we would choose 3000.
Smith: I must say, 2000 is used a little to often for my tastes.
Dudley: Here's the deal, Preps. I know you're unconscious right now,
know that when you wake up you'll be watching the tape of this. A week
Smith: We're just nice guys, you can have this Monday off...
Dudley: The Meltdown before Dia Del Nino, BHB 3000 versus the Prep
Smith: The gauntlet has been thrown down, Mike. Now all that remains
the little punks to step up to the plate.
::Smith gets in the unconscious Howitt's face.::
Smith: You know as well as I do that the belts should have been mine.
believe me...Phantom won't be here to save your sorry asses this time.
Dudley: You guys defeated me once before, but keep in mind that in my
was the incompetent Brian Dudley.
Smith: See ya in 10 days, Preppies.
::"Come Out and Play" starts up again, as Dudley and Smith take off
shirts, revealing BHB 3000 tees. The fans pop like mad as the
walk up the ramp and through the curtains to relax backstage.::
(We open on GP and a doctor in the ring.)
GP: I'm here in the ring with the doctor in charge of Tony Davis' case.
Doctor, can you tell us in brief what happened to Tony Davis today?
Doctor: Well, Tony Davis' neck broke his clavicle. It wasn't noticed
today when it pinched off Mister Davis' pulmonary artery, restricting
flow to his lungs. That in turn restricted blood flow from the rest of
body. Tony went into shock and is very lucky to be alive right now. He
currently on life support, and he has yet to improve. He is under the
of doctors at all times though.
GP: Can we expect him to make a full recovery?
Doctor: There is no way to tell. He may end up making a full recovery,
the loss of blood may have caused a great deal of brain damage. Only
will tell how and if Tony Davis will recover.
GP: Thank you for your time doctor. We'll be right back.
GP: Well here we are back from Dover, Pennsylvania for Hostile
what a match we have for you now!!
SBW: Chairma Dane has booked quite possibly the most electrifying North
American Title match in IWO history!! Jax Stone, the man who will
Michael Dudley for the IWO World Title a little later tonight will
against my new favorite wrestler, the Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid.
JT: Trapezoid is the greatest thing to hit the IWO since me! After he
thru the IML a while back, he is here to make a statement and no bigger
could be made then winning the North American Title.
GP: So here we go for the NA Title. Let's bring out the gladiators set
battle for one of the most coveted prizes in the sport!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled
one fall is for the IWO North American Championship!
(The fans cheer.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger.
("I'm Gonna Kick Yo Ass" by HIT plays as the HIT walks out. The fans go
Ring Announcer: He is the man that uses the Parallel Bases, he is The
Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid!
("All Star" by Smash Mouth plays.)
Ring Announcer: The man who will challenge Michael Dudley for the World
a little later, he is the current North American Champ and the master
Elimination, he is Jax Stone!
(Jax Stone walks out as the fans cheer.)
-DING DING DING-
GP: And it starts off with a collar and elbow tie up and Stone just
HIT down. The Trapezoid is back to his feet and he looks angry. He just
floors Stone with a right! Stone back up and the two are now trading
Back and forth and Stone gets the upper hand. Stone pushes HIT into the
and throws him off. HIT off the ropes and Stone with a dropkick and a
at that! HIT back to his feet and Stone with another dropkick! Stone is
SBW: That's why he is the North American Champ!
GP: HIT is circling Stone who is in the drivers seat. HIT fakes right
catches Stone off guard with a hard left! HIT picks up Stone and a
SPINEBUSTER!! The fans just let out a gasp!
JT: LET'S GO HIT! HE'S GONNA KICK YO ASS!
GP: HIT back up to his feet and is standing behind Jax Stone!! He is
at the crowd who pops back!! HE REMOVES THE ELBOW PAD!! He comes off
rope, over Stone, off the other, ISOCELES ELBOW!! He covers Jax! 1, 2,
KICKOUT BY STONE!!
JT: SLOW COUNT!! SLOW COUNT!!
GP: HIT looks pretty pissed off right now. Stone is on his knees right
and HIT grabs him by the neck and jerks him up violently DDT!!! DDT out
nowhere by the Trapezoid!! Stone looks hurt and hurt bad! HIT doesn't
what to do now. He goes to the apron and begins climbing!!
SBW: If he hits, the first fall will belong to the Trapezoid!
GP: Trapezoid is on the top rope! Stone up! He runs and hits the ropes
HIT takes a spill!! Straddled on the top rope! Stone climbs the ropes
hooks for a superplex! HIT with a punch to the gut knocking Stone off
rope!! HIT retains his posistion and comes off with a BIG SPLASH!! HIT
the leg! 1, 2, kickout by the NA Champ!
SBW: Chairman Dane is an absolute mastermind.
JT: But Stone won't stay down for the three count!!
GP: HIT is slowly pulling up Stone by the hair and throws him hard into
corner. KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
GP: It doesn't affect the NA Champ! Stone seems to have waken up! He
the taste right out of HIT's mouth and clotheslines him down!! Stone
ropes and a gullotine legdrop! Stone leaps into the air and hits a
fistdrop right to the heart of HIT!! Jax pulls up HIT and hits an
belly to belly suplex! Jax is in control and the fans love it!
SBW: This has been an excellent match thus far and someone still needs
claim a fall!
GP: The Trapezoid is barely on his feet now. Jax walks over to him and
him in the stomach and throws him in between his legs! Jax lifts HIT up
powerbomb BUT HIT POWERS OUT WITH A FALLING FACEBUSTER!! BOTH MEN
laying the double count! 1, 2, 3..
SBW: Both men to their feet!
GP: HIT is hunched over! Jax off the ropes, ELIMINATION (Rocker
OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!! Jax covers! 1, 2, 3!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the first fall, JAX STONE!
GP: One more fall and Jax Stone will have retained the North American
JT: DAMMIT HIT!! COME ON!
GP: The rest period is over and HIT and Jax are up once again.
-DING DING DING-
GP: Jax rushes at HIT! HIT WITH A WRAP INTO A FULL NELSON! HE PICKS
AND FALLS SLAMMING STONE DOWN HEAD FIRST! THE TRAPEZOID OFF THE ROPES!
ISOCELES ELBOW! COVER!! 1, 2, 3!!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the second fall, THE HARDCORE ISOCELES
JT: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! NEW RECORD! NEW RECORD!
SBW: CHAIRMAN DANE IS GOD!!
GP: HIT takes Jax Stone by surprise and wins fall 2!! The Trapezoid is
real folks!! It looked as if Stone was going to totally outclass and
beat HIT but HIT wins fall #2 in dominating fashion!
GP: Jax Stone is STILL DOWN! HIT with another cover! 1, 2, 3 NO!! Stone
out barely. Stone is shaking his head and he looks upset. HIT does a
more to upset Stone by pasting him in the head with his boot! Stone is
rolling around the ring holding his face. HIT is calling for Stone and
fans are cheering! Stone is up and HIT meets him with a clothesline!
JT: This is a damn good match!!
GP: Stone bounces right back up! Stone and HIT are standing toe to toe
they go at each other with rights and lefts! The NA Champ with the
and he hits an upper cut! HIT stumbles off the ropes and Stone with a
the gut, JUMPING DDT!
JT: This could be it!
GP: Stone with the cover! 1, 2, NO!!! KICKOUT!!! Stone is now
the Elimination!! The end of the match! He kicks HIT in the gut and
the ropes, HIT MOVES AND STONE COLLIDES WITH THE REF! Stone turns right
HIT, PARALLEL BASES ON STONE BY HIT! HIT HAS THE COVER AND THE THREE
REF IS DOWN!
SBW: HIT is now trying to revive the official but to seemingly no
is OUT cold.
GP: STONE IS UP!! He is right behind HIT!! He has a pair of brass
HE JUST PLASTERED THE BACK OF HIT'S HEAD WITH THEM! HIT INTO THE ROPES
OFF, STONE WITH A SPEAR TO THE BACK AND SENDS HIT DOWN! JAX HAS THE
HERE COMES MICHAEL DUDLEY!
JT: WORLD CHAMP IN DA HIZHOUSE!!
GP: DUDLEY TO THE TOP ROPE! STONE DOESN'T SEE!! BLACK THURSDAY ONTO JAX
STONE!!! JAX ROLLS OFF HIT WHO HAS AN ARM OVER STONE!! THE REF IS UP!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and *NEW* IWO NORTH AMERICAN
THE HARDCORE ISOCELES TRAPEZOID!!
("Blue" by Eiffel65 plays as the fans go nuts!)
GP: HIT HAS DONE IT!! HE HAS PULLED OFF THE UPSET OF THE NEW MILLENIUM
JAX STONE!!! DOWN ONE FALL TO NONE HE WINS THE NEXT TWO!
SBW: Thanks to that trash Michael Dudley.
GP: Fans, don't go anywhere, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!
Gp: And were back....This next match is one that everyone wants to see
vs. Billy Larson!!
JT: YAY!!! Not only do we all want to see it...but i cant wait to see
kick the shit out of ?┐?!
SBW: I would think twice on that. ?┐? is one of the greatest IWO
ever! This is a match that will go down in the history of the IWO...and
GP: Thats right. We have all waited to see these two get it on for
sometime...One of the greatest vs another great! This match will be one
JT: I disagree! I think not only will Larson win! but he will kick the
out of ?┐?! Like Evan Levine says! Billy Larson is going to kick ?┐?
SBW: God cant you come up with anything on your own...I mean first off
will not and never could beat ?┐?! Second that saying by Levine is
stupid and he not only freaks me out with that smile and cocky
hes a dick to! I say ?┐? all the way!
JT: I would watch out what you say about Levine! But none the less.
on his way to the top again....At the ppv he will not only face
beat Dudley! Larson can kick the can with ?┐?! So Larson!
GP: Well despite are little talk about Levine, I think that ?┐? has
advantage not only is he older and wiser but he is a more well rounded
wrestler! I agree with SBW and say that ?┐? will win this one...BUT
with all of this....lets find out who reallys wins! SO LETS GO TO THE
With this classic!
Anouncer: Ladys and Gentalmen....this next match is one that will go
IWO histroy! INTRODUCING FIRST!!! From Philadelphia, PA! weighting in
lbs! He is one of the greats in the IWO!!! He is "The Mysterious One"
[The fans get on the feet and go nuts as "Take the Power Back" by Rage
Against the Machine plays! The pyro goes off and the fans are screaming
heads off as the IWO Legend ?┐?! makes his way to the ring!]
Anouncer: Introducing next...he is the challenger and one of the greats
the IWO!!! hailing from Malibu Beach, CA! Weighting at 240 lbs! He is
to face Mike Dudley at the PPV!!! BILLY LARSON!!!
[A mix reaction comes over the fans as more pyro hits and "Nobody Loves
by Limp Bizkit plays over the building! With the fans chanting Summer!
Larson makes his way to the ring with Summer at his side!]
JT: HERE WE Go!!! BILLYS TIME TO SHINE!
SBW: ?┐? is going to kick his ass!
GP: Both men are in the ring...The fans are going nuts....Lets start
GP: Theres the bell! Both Larson and ?┐? run at each other...They hook
Larson is over powering ?┐? and tosses him back into the turnbuckle!
fans are going nuts! ?┐? is right to his feet! He runs at
up again! Lason is over powering ?┐? once more! This time he is
down to the canvas! The fans are now chanting ?┐?! Lason has ?┐?
JT: Larson has ?┐? right were he wants him!
GP: Wait! ?┐? is powering back...Look at the face of Larson! ?┐? is
his feet! Larson is starting to be pushed down now by ?┐?!
SBW: No's right! Larson kicks ?┐? in the gut and now runs into the
?┐? gets out of the way by doing a leep frog over Larson! Larson hits
other side of the ropes and starts to come back! ?┐? is waiting for him
GP: ?┐? with one hell of a move! he covers! 1...NO!! A one count only!
to his feet and takes Larson with him! Larson slow to get up...OH!
with a elbow to the midsection! Another and another! ?┐? lets go of
Larson to his feet and nails ?┐? with a short closeline! Larson in
now! he picks up ?┐? as the fans start to once again chant for ?┐?!
sends ?┐? into the ropes! Larson puts his head down! ?┐? comes off! He
He kicks Larson in the head! Larson falls back holding his head! ?┐?
to move at him!
JT: No Larson is fakeing! He pulls up and trys to nail ?┐? with a
But misses! ?┐? right ontop of it! He turns Larson around and kicks him
SBW: He hooks the arms! The fans are going nuts! Mystery Death
Mystery Death Driver!!! He covers! 1........
JT: YES!!! Larson kicks out of the Mystery Death Driver! Thats my man!
GP: How did Larson ever do it! ?┐? cant believe it...neither can we!
picks up a fallen Larson and sends him into the ropes! ?┐? puts his
down TO SOON!! Larson able to take advantage! ARMAGGEDON!!!!
JT: YES!!! OH YEA!!! HES GOING TO GIVE!!!
GP: The ref is in asking ?┐? if he gives! He is saying no! Larson is
on has hard as he can! The ref asks again! Still ?┐? says no!
SBW: Look at ?┐?'s foot its all most near the ropes! If he can only get
GP: The fans are chanting the name ?┐?! Can he get to the ropes! He
JT: NO!! Hes going to give!! I can feel it! HOLD ON BILLY!!! DONT LET
TO THE ROPES!!!
SBW: Shut up!
GP: The fans are behind ?┐? all the way! Hes all most there.....All
there!....YES!!! HES GOT IT!!! HIS FOOT IS ON THE ROPES!!!! The REF
IT!!! THE REF SEES IT!!!
SBW: Hes telling Larson to get off! Larson thinks hes won!!! Hes
in the middle of the ring!
GP: The ref is now checking on ?┐?! Where the hell is Larson going? He
leaving the ring! He thinks he won! The ref sees him and is now getting
of the ring! He runs up from behind Larson and pulls down his arm!
now yelling at the ref! The ref is telling Larson that he didnt win and
he must go back to the ring! Larson with a annoyed face starts to run
the ring! WAIT!!! ?┐?! Hes on the top ropes! OH MY GOD!!!
SBW: SUICID DIVE ONTO LARSON FROM THE TOP!!! LARSON AND ?┐? are both
JT: AH NO!! Get up Billy!
GP: The ref is back into the ring and is statting the count! ?┐? is
Hes back to his feet and the fans are going nuts! He gets into the ring
goes back out for Larson! The count restarts! And where the hell is ?┐?
SBW: I dont know...looks like hes going under the ring!
JT: OH SHIT!!!
GP: ?┐? HAS A TALBE!!! The fans are going nuts! ?┐? sets it up as
getting to his feet! Larson is to his feet and standing behind ?┐?! ?┐?
around and meets Larsons Right hand! ?┐? goes flying onto the table and
lieing there! Larson smiles and gets into the ring! Where is he going?
JT: HAHAH! Hes going to the top!
Gp: Larson is going to the top ropes! Hes going to try and kill ?┐?! My
Someone stop him! Larson takes aim and DOWN!!!
SBW: Larson misses! ?┐? gets out of the way! Larson misses and goes
into the table! The fans are going nuts! ?┐? is right to his feet! He
up Larson and puts him in the ring! He covers!
NO!!! Once again Larson kicks out!
JT: Yes thats my boy!
GP: Where the hell is Larson getting all of this from? ?┐? cant
how he kicked out! The fans are now starting to get behind Larson a
picks up Larson and sends him into the ropes! Larson comes back fast.
misses with the Closeline and Larson hits the other side of the ropes!
CLOSELINE!!! Both men are down! The ref now starts the count!
2.........................................No one is moving....Fans if
match ends like this...it was a damn shame!
5.....Larson is moving somehow!
6..............hes starting to get near ?┐?!
8................9.......He covers ?┐?! 1.........2.........NO!!! The
are going nuts! ?┐? kicks out and we have are selfs more fun to watch!
rolls over of ?┐? and hits his head. He looks far from happy that he
out! Larson is to his feet and walks over to ?┐?! ?┐? is just starting
move! Larson picks him up! He now applis a head lock! This is a smart
Larson...hes trying to slow this match down! ?┐? is starting to slow
down...he falls to one knee as Larson goes with him. The ref now seeing
is a chock hold! ?┐? now falls to his side as the fans start to chant
name! Larson now yells at the ref to see if ?┐? is out! The ref gets
postion and lifts ?┐? arm!
1............. ?┐?'s arm falls once and the fans chant louder!
2.............. Larson can smell the win comeing!
3.............. NO!!! ?┐? lifts his hand back up and the fans start to
nuts! ?┐? is comeing back alive! The fans cant beilve it! Larson's eyes
like they are going to pop out of his head! ?┐? is to his knees as
trys to make the hold tighter! Its not working! The fans are going
is to his feet! He hooks the hands and is giving Larson elbow shots to
stomic! Not once not twice but Three! Times! Larson losens up and ?┐?
Larson into the ropes! NO! Larson hooks his arms around the ropes and
JT: Your damn right he did! Thats my man right there! Hes smarter then
SBW: Wait ?┐? runs at Larson! Larson DUCKS!!! NO!!! OH MY GOD!!!
GP: Larson just lanched ?┐? right over the top and onto the floor! But
you see what happend! On his way down ?┐? hit his foot on the edge of
Anouncers table and took the part he right clean off! He might have
his foot! Larson is smileing as he jumps out of the ring to the floor
?┐?! Larson walks over to ?┐? and picks him up! He points to the gard
over by the Jamacian announce table! Larson takes aim and..NO!!! ?┐?
it around and sends Larson up and over the gard rail over by the
JT: AHH! But if you noticed ?┐? fell to his knees after he did
walk on his foot!
SBW: He seems to be doing a good job of it right now dumb ass!
GP: ?┐? is walking to the other end of the gard rail.....HES DOING A
?┐? is running the gard rail! Larson is to his feet! YES!! ?┐? takes
the gard rail right onto Larson! The two are now brawling in the
The fans are going nuts! Both men are to there feet! ?┐? nails Larson
right and sends him running into the crowd! Larson makes at the exit
makes a run right back to the ring! Wheres ?┐?? Larson is at the gard
He has one leg over!
SBW: THERES ?┐?! Larson sees him and trys to get out of the way but ?┐?
Larson with a flying drop kick off the gard rail! Larson falls hard to
floor! ?┐? on top of him and pulls him over towards the Jamacian
table! ?┐? places Larson on the table and hits him once in the chest!
now gets on the table and pulls Larson up with him! ?┐? puts Larson
his legs! HE HOOKS THE ARMS!! He going to try and Mystery Death Driver
table! MY GOD!!
JT: NO!!! Larson breaks the hold and sends ?┐? up and over through the
with a back body drop! Both men are down as the Jamacian announce table
peaces! Both men are not moving...Look summer is walking over here! The
are going nuts...as AM I!!! YAY!!
GP: Summer walks over to Larson to see how he is! lucky for her ?┐?
moving! Summer is reviving Larson! Larson is starting to move!
SBW: So is ?┐?! ?┐? is moving faster then Larson and he is now to his
dont think ?┐? knows where he is...Summer stands up tall to ?┐?! ?┐?
looks at Summer right in the eyes! OH MY GOD!! Summer just slaped ?┐?
in the face! ?┐? doesnt look to happy about that! He looks right at
and grabs her hair!! The fans are going nuts!!! Hes about to hit her!
Larson from behind nails ?┐? to the ground! Summer falls back as Larson
up! ?┐? and puts him in the ring! Larson has a smile on his face as ?┐?
starts to get to his feet. Larson walks over to ?┐? and kicks him
then picks up ?┐? and sets him up for a suplex! He looks around the
and trys to get him up...BUT... ?┐? blocks!! The fans are going nuts!
trys again! ?┐? blocks again! This time ?┐? trys HE HAS HIM off his
but he cant get him all the way UP......WAIT!!! ARMAGGEDON!!!!
Out of no where Larson tured ?┐?'s suplex into the Armaggedon!!! The
on there feet as Larson has ?┐? in the middle of the ring!
JT: Hes going to tap...Hes going to Tap!...HES GOING TO TAP!!!
GP: HE TAPES!!! ITS ALL OVER!!! ?┐? TAPES!!!! LARSON WINS LARSON
WHAT A ENDING WHAT A MATCH!!! LARSON BEATS ?┐?!!!
JT: YES!! YES!! YES!!! I TOLD YOU!! I told both of you!!! LARSON
GP: WHAT a match!!! Fans we have to take a break...My god! Dont go
anywhere!!! Will be right back!
Many people believe that these two men are both undeserving of the
title...that they aren't "up to standards" with past champions.
Dudley is a phenomenal wrestler, he has proven that time and time
has the potential to be both the best champion in IWO history and the
under rated champion in IWO history. Michael has had a nice win streak
late and has been quite unstoppable as of late. However, Jax Stone is
with a dream...ever since May Mayhem he has been looking for his title
but not receiving it. Come April 14th he will be granted the chance to
become the IWO World Champion. Folks this should be good.
GP: Well, here we go fans. THE FINAL MAIN EVENT UNDER THE CONTROL OF
SBW: (Sobbing) Kind of makes you tear up, doesn't it?
JT: HELL NO! After this, it's all over with! No more stupid rules, no
F.U.C.King, no nothing! Life is going to be great with him gone.
SBW: *Mad crying*
GP: Well, Chairman Dane certainly has brought many great memories to us
at Hostile Takeover. Love him or hate him, Chairman Dane will be
JT: Yeah. Whatever. What I'm really looking foward to is never seeing
SBW: STINKEY! And what do you mean?
JT: Think about it idiot. Chairman Dane was the only guy who ever liked
After he leaves, do you actually think that you will be back on
DON'T THINK SO!
SBW: I'LL HAVE TO BE BACK! WHAT COULD I DO IF I WAS FIRED!?!
JT: Well, maybe you could go work for ICP's new federation.
SBW: THEM!?! THEY'RE POTTY MOUTHS!
JT: Well, you're really up a creek, aren't you?
GP: Well, if what JT says is true, this could be Stinkey's last match
GP: I'd make this one count Stinkey. This is how you'll be
SBW: Okay. Got to make this good.
JT: I'm going to see to it that you are the ass in this for your final
SBW: YOU WOULDN'T! THIS IS MY LIFE! COMMENTATING WRESTLING!
JT: I sure would. Bitch.
JT: Remember. After this, Chairman Dane doesn't work here anymore. I
WHATEVER I want without consequence.
JT: Skankey is a bitch who wishes he could be cool like me. I
have a Bert Bacarack collection Skankey.
SBW: NO! I'M A PERRY COMO FAN!
GP: Guys, let's just call this thing. This is history right here.
JT: Yeah. History. Michael Dudley, Our Favorite Wrestler, going against
former F.U.C.Ker, Jax Stone for the IWO world's title. Any thoughts
GP: My money is on Dudley. He's a fresh champion and in spite of what a
of people in the back are saying, I think he'll make a good champion.
AS HE DOESN'T GET TOO cocky, I think he'll pick up the win.
JT: Are you saying Michael Dudley is Your Favorite Wrestler?
GP: No. I hate Dudley. BUT, you can't deny his in and out of ring
has great mic work and a great style in the ring. That doesn't take
the fact that he's a dirty bastard.
JT: Oh, because as we all know, Michael Dudley is EVERYONE'S Favorite
Wrestler. Even you Greg.
GP: I just said he wasn't/
JT: Sure. Whatever. I know you're a Michael Dudley mark at heart.
GP: I'M NOT! I HATE DUDLEY! He's cocky, arrogant, and cheats to win!
JT: But you just said he has a lot of great in ring skills.
GP: I DID, BUT HE STILL CHEATS!
SBW: DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK!?!
JT: Not really, but go ahead.
SBW: I'M FOR STONE IN THIS THING! Why you may ask? Well, Stone NEVER
the rules and NEVER needs to cuss to get over. I mean, look at all the
heels. Billy Larson always cusses out the crowd. WELL OF COURSE THEY'RE
TO BOO HIM! IF ANYONE CUSSED A CROWD OUT, THEY'D BOO HIM!
GP: He makes a pretty good point.
JT: Don't let him hear you say that.
SBW: Anyway, Stone can take Dudley. Dudley is a rule breaker anyway. He
cusses all the time, which is a major minus for him.
JT: Skankey, everyone in the IWO cusses. It's the way it is.
SBW: NO THEY DON'T! I SURE DON'T!
GP: Well, you're the exception Skunkey. After all, you are a major
Too bad it's going to be done with after this match.
SBW: (Sobbing again.) I promised myself I wouldn't cry! (Skunkey breaks
and starts crying hard.)
GP: Thought so.
JT: Well, let's get to the introductions.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main
(The fans pop. "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" by the Offspring starts as
Michael Dudley makes his way to the ring with Caren. They both get
heavily except for the hardcore Michael Dudley fans and the ones
with Caren's voluptuous looks.)
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time! Accompanied by Caren!
stands 6 foot 1 and weighs a 227 pounds! He is from Beverly Hills
A former two time IC tag champion, world's tag champion, two time North
American champion, and the current IWO world's champion! He is the
Black Thursday! He is.....MICHAEL DUDLEY!
JT: THERE HE IS! GO GET 'EM CHAMP!
GP: What an arrogant asshole. Now that I think about it, I hope he
belt to Stone tonight! HE DOESN'T DESERVE THE GOLD AROUND HIS WAIST!
JT: That may be your opinion and others' as well, but he's OUR world's
champion none the less.
GP: Well, hopefully, that won't be the same way after tonight's match.
SBW: NOW YOU GOT IT GREG!
("All Star" by Smash Mouth starts as Jax Stone walks out with John
They cheer him on surprisingly. This is a really anti-Dudley crowd
Ring Announcer: NEXT! Accompanied to the ring by John Smythe! He stands
foot 6 and weighs a 259 pounds! He is from Kalamazoo, Michigan! He is a
former IC tag champion, a former TV champion, a former extreme
current Northe American champion, and after tonight, he could be the
world's champion! He is the master of the Elimination! He is....JAX
GP: THERE IS HE! GET HIM JAX! BEAT HIS ASS! END HIS GOD FORSAKEN REIGN
SBW: GO JAX!
JT: COME ON DUDLEY! YOU'RE THE MAN!
*DING, DING, DING!*
GP: And here we go! Dudley and Stone tie up in the middle of the
Dudley knees Stone to the groin!
JT: THAT'S THE SKILLS! SOMEONE STOP HIM!
GP: Stone jumps back to his feet.....he charges at Stone.....running
closeline and out goes Michael! GO AFTER HIM STONE!
JT: Stone bounces into the ropes....he jumps....SUICIDE DIVE ONTO
DAMN IT! GET UP DUDLEY!
GP: Stone sets up Dudley......DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE! DUDLEY COULD BE
JT: Stone now goes back into the ring......he grabs the ring
STANDING ON THE RING ROPES!
SBW: WHAT GREAT BALANCE!
GP: STONE JUMPS OFF....HURRICARANA....DUDLEY LANDS A POWERBOMB....HE
STONE BACK UP AGAIN....DOUBLE POWERBOMB! STONE COULD BE OUT!
JT: YES! GO DUDLEY!
GP: Dudley now puts Stone's head under the ring......HE SLING SHOTS HIM
THE BOTTOM OF THE RING! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE!
JT: Dudley nows pulls Stone out from under the ring....he sets him
up.....body slam onto the concrete.....Dudley goes back into the
the top......FROG SPLASH.....STONE MOVES! STONE MOVES!
GP: DUDLEY HAD TO BREAK A RIB ON THAT ONE! GET UP STONE! KEEP GOING!
JT: Stone goes back into the ring and to the top....Dudley gets
jumps......STONE HITS A DDT TO DUDLEY ON THE WAY DOWN! DUDLEY COULD BE
GP: YES! DUDLEY IS GOING DOWN! STONE NOW LIFTS DUDLEY UP WITH
THROWS HIM INTO THE RING POST HEAD FIRST! JUST LIKE A DART TO A DART
JT: Just you wait! Dudley will come back!
GP: Stone rolls Dudley into the ring.....Stone covers!
JT: I TOLD YOU! DUDLEY WON'T BE DENIED!
GP: Stone now pulls Dudley to the turnbuckles......he takes him to the
top....he's setting up for a superbomb.....Dudley starts throwing
Stone! DUDLEY HITS A FRANKENSTIENER OFF THE TOP ROPE! DAMN IT!
JT: DUDLEY COVERS!
GP: HA! STONE WON'T BE DENIED!
JT: Dudley pulls up Stone....he runs into the ropes....DROP KICK RIGHT
CHIN OF STONE!
GP: Dudley goes to the top turnbuckle....360 TO STONE! DUDLEY COVERS!
1.....2......FOOT ON THE ROPE!
JT: GOD! DUDLEY SHOULD HAVE WON!
GP: BUT HE DIDN'T JT! HE HASN'T WON YET!
JT: Dudley runs into the ropes.....SPRINGBOARDS TOWARDS STONE....STONE
HIS KNEES UP!
JT: Stone grabs Dudley by the neck...CHOKESLAM!
GP STONE COVERS!
JT: LOOK AT THE FIGHT IN DUDLEY! GO DUDLEY GO!
GP: Stone goes behind Dudley....HE HOOKS A CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING!
GOING TO TAP! DAMN! LOW BLOW BY DUDLEY!
JT: THAT'S AN OLD GOLFING INJURY! NOT DUDLEY'S FAULT!
GP: YEAH RIGHT!
JT: Dudley sets up Stone.....he grabs both arms....TIGER DRIVER! DUDLEY
GP: Dudley now throws Stone outside the ring.....Dudley grabs the
ropes....SPRINGBOARD ONTO STONE ON THE OUSTIDE! WHAT A MATCH!
JT: I TOLD YOU! THIS IS DUDLEY DOING THIS STUFF! HE'S MAKING THIS
GP: YEAH RIGHT! THIS IS ALL STONE!
SBW: Actually, it's pretty even.
JT: SHUT UP!
GP: Dudley now grabs a folding chair....he unfolds it.....Dudley lifts
up....HE DROPS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE CHAIR! THAT COULD HAVE CAUSED
BLEEDING ON STONE!
JT: Dudley now reaches under the ring.....HE PULLS OUT A TABLE!
GP: WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO WITH THAT!?!
JT: Dudley now sets up the table over the chair.....HE PUTS STONE ON
TABLE! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!?!
GP: Dudley goes into the ring....he goes to the top.....BLACK THURSDAY
(Senton Bomb) OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE TABLE! STONE MOVES! STONE MOVES!
CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE ONTO THE CHAIR! DUDLEY COULD BE DEAD!
JT: DAMN IT!!!!!
GP: Stone slowly gets to his feet....he rolls Dudley in the
GOING TO WIN THE MATCH!
JT: GET UP DUDLEY! GET UP!
GP: STONE COVERS DUDLEY!
JT: HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT! DUDLEY IS OUR FAVORITE WRESTLER! WHAT
GP: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
SBW: I can.
JT: DUDLEY IS STILL DOWN THOUGH!
GP: Stone gets up......he pulls up Dudley.....he sets him
up.....POWERBOMB......DUDLEY LAYS THE FISTS TO STONE! STONE FALLS WITH
JT: Dudley slowly gets to his feet.......so does Stone.....Dudley kicks
in the stomach.....Dudley pushes against the turnbuckles....INVERTED
DUDLEY IS ON TOP FOR THE COVER!
GP: STONE IS STILL IN THIS THING! HE WON'T GO DOWN!
JT: Dudley now pulls up Stone.....he sets up for a suplex....he drops
stomach first on the ropes......Dudley runs into the ropes....DUDLEY
KICKS STONE IN THE HEAD! STONE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!
GP: DAMN! Dudley now goes to the top turnbuckle.....FLYING HEAD BUTT TO
STONE...STONE MOVES AND DUDLEY HITS HEAD FIRST ON THE CONCRETE! THAT
HAVE KILLED HIM!
JT: Stone now reaches under the ring.....what's he going for?.....IT'S
CHAIN! STONE HAS A LONG CHAIN! WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO WITH THAT THING!?!
GP: STONE STALKS DUDLEY.......HE WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND DUDLEY'S
NECK.....HE'S HANGING DUDLEY WITH THE CHAIN OVER THE TOP ROPE! THAT
KILL DUDLEY! HE CAN'T BREATHE!
JT: DUDLEY'S TRYING TO GET HIS FEET ONTO THE RING APRON, BUT HE CAN'T
THERE! STONE IS JUST HOLDING THE CHAIN ON LAUGHING AT DUDLEY!
GP: CAREN NOW GRABS STONE! SHE DIGS HER FINGER NAILS INTO HIM!
JT: THANK GOD! Stone now let's go of the chain and Dudley can breathe
He's laying on the concrete unconscious now though.
GP: LOOK AT THIS! Stone now has Caren...HE PUNCHES HER!
(The fans give Stone a lot of heat for hurting Caren and her voluptuous
JT: Stone is now setting up to put Caren in Elimination on the outside
ring! THAT COULD KILL CAREN!
GP: Stone sets up.....DUDLEY HITS A RUNNING CLOSELINE TO STONE! STONE
OVER THE RETAINING BARRIER!
JT: MICHAEL JUST SAVED CAREN'S LIFE!
GP: Stone now climbs over the retaing barrier to go after Dudley....he
charges....Dudley ducks....STONE RAMS HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE RING
JT: Dudley now grabs Stone from behind.....GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE
GP: Dudley now grabs the folding chair under the remains of the
puts Stone's elbow in it and folds it back....Dudley goes to the top
turnbuckle.....BLACK THURSDAY ONTO THE CHAIR! THAT COULD HAVE DESTROYED
STONE'S SHOULDER! MY GOD!
JT: Dudley is hurt none the less though! His back has GOT to be messed
from that shot! He'll feel it in the morning!
GP: Dudley slowly gets to his feet......he starts stomping on the chair
is still on Stone's shoulder!
JT: Dudley now takes off the chair and pulls up Stone....NECK BREAKER
GP: Dudley now rolls Stone into the ring......DON'T LET STONE GET
JT: Dudley goes for the cover!
GP: WHAT A MATCH!
JT: Dudley pulls Stone up.....he throws him into the
runs at Stone.....STONE MOVES AND DUDLEY HITS THE TURNBUCKLE!
JT: SUPER KICK FROM STONE TO DUDLEY! STONE COVERS!
GP: AHHHH! WHY!?!
JT: BECAUSE DUDLEY EQUALS RATINGS!
GP: Stone goes to the top turnbuckle.....LEG DROP TO DUDLEY! STONE
GP: WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO BEAT DUDLEY!?!
JT: Stone now goes to the outside....he reaches under the ring....HE'S
GP: HERE WE GO!
JT: Stone holds the ladder up....HE DRIVES IT INTO DUDLEY'S CHEST! HOW
DUDLEY GO ON!?!
GP: Stone now puts the ladder down.....he pulls Dudley up.....he sets
up......DVD ON THE LADDER! DUDLEY HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT!
JT: STONE COVERS!
JT: YES!!! DUDLEY LIVES!
GP: Stone now sets Dudley up for a suplex....HE DROPS HIM CHEST FIRST
LADDER! STONE ROLLS DUDLEY OVER AND COVERS!
JT: DUDLEY IS THE MAN! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
GP: Stone now goes to the top rope......Stone waits for Dudley to gets
up.....Dudley slowly gets up.....Stone jumps off......
JT: DUDLEY CATCHES HIM AND HITS A POWERSLAM ON THE LADDER! DUDLEY IS ON
FOR A COVER!
JT: WHY WON'T STONE JUST STOP DELAYING THE INEVITABLE AND LOSE
GP: BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO WIN THE WORLD'S TITLE!
JT: Dudley now puts Stone inside the ladder and folds it
to the top...BLACK THURSDAY ON THE LADDER! THAT LADDER JUST SMASHED
GP: Dudley now pulls Stone out from the ladder......he sets him
INVERTED DDT ONTO THE LADDER!
JT: Dudley doesn't go for the pin though! Dudley grabs the ladder and
it to him with the top rope....Dudley jumps.....HE DRIVES IT INTO
STONE HAS TO HAVE TONS OF BROKEN BONES FROM THAT SHOT!
GP: Dudley covers!
JT: COME ON! THAT WAS THREE!
GP: LIKE HELL IT WAS!
SBW: It was pretty close. That's just me of course.
GP: WELL WHO ASKED YOU!?!
JT: Dudley now takes the ladder to the turnbuckle.....he sets it
up......Dudley goes to the top and climbs up the ladder.....he closes
ladder.....DUDLEY RIDES THE LADDER RIGHT INTO STONE!
GP: DUDLEY COVERS!
JT: WHAT IS THIS!?! THERE'S SOMETHING VERY ODD GOING ON HERE!
GP: Dudley now pulls up Stone.....closeline......Stone
SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER! STONE IS MAKING A COMEBACK!
JT: HE CAN'T! IT WON'T HAPPEN!
GP: Stone pulls up Dudley......PILEDRIVER ONTO THE LADDER! DUDLEY IS
COMPLETELY BUSTED OPEN!
JT: STONE COVERS!
JT: YOU SEE! STONE ISN'T COMING BACK! DUDLEY WILL WIN!
GP: Hey, who's busted open?
JT: BOTH OF THEM ARE!
GP: Good point.....
JT: Stone now sets up the ladder in the turnbuckles........Stone picks
Dudley and sets him up for an Awesome bomb......STONE CHARGES.....HE
DUDLEY RIGHT INTO THE LADDER! THE LADDER FALLS ON THE DESOLATED DUDLEY!
GP: STONE COVERS DUDLEY!
JT: HA! DUDLEY IS STILL IN IT! STONE CAN'T WIN! HE SUCKS!
GP: BUT HE HAS CONTROL!
JT: Stone pulls up Dudley.....he grabs him by the neck.....SITDOWN
FOR A COVER!
GP: STAY DOWN DUDLEY! STAY DOWN!
JT: Stone grabs Dudley again....FISHERMEN'S SUPLEX ON THE LADDER!
JT: THIS IS ONE HELL OF A MATCH!
GP: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE DUDLEY FALLS! JUST WAIT AND SEE!
JT: Stone now goes outside...he gets the chain and brings it back into
ring! What's he doing with that again?
GP: Stone now sets Dudley in the ladder.....HE CHAINS THE LADDER SHUT!
JT: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!
GP: Stone sets the ladder up in the turnbuckle....DUDLEY IS HELPLESS!
SBW: Am I the only one that finds the "FINISH HIM" line there funny!?!
SBW: YOU GUYS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR AT ALL!
JT: Stone now reaches under the rings...HE GETS ANOTHER LADDER!
GP: Stone takes the ladder into the ring.....HE'S GONNA IMPALE DUDLEY
THAT LADDER! YES!
JT: STONE CHARGES THE LADDER TOWARDS THE LADDER WITH DUDLEY IN IT! THIS
JT: DUDLEY IS PUSHING......THE LADDER FALLS TO THE GROUND! STONE HITS
LADDER AGAINST THE RING POST AND RUNS RIGHT INTO IT! THAT COULD HAVE
SOME OF STONE'S ORGANS!
GP: AHHH! STONE FALLS TO THE GROUND!
JT: Dudley now pushes some more....he's out of the ladder! Dudley now
one of the ladder up in the turnbuckle....he sets the other up in the
GP: Dudley pulls up Stone....HE THROWS STONE INTO THE LADDER! Stone
out.....DUDLEY THOWS HIM INTO THE OTHER LADDER!
JT: Stone stumbles toward Dudley....DUDLEY HITS STONE IN A STUN GUN
LADDER! MY GOD! STONE HAS TO BE DEAD!
GP: DUDLEY COVERS!
JT: DAMN IT!
GP: Dudley sets a ladder up......now he's taking Jax to the
sets up Jax.....POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
JT: MICHAEL COVERS!
JT: THIS IS RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS!
GP: Michael nows sets up for another inverted DDT....STONE HITS A
JT: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! STONE DIDN'T GET THE WIN!
GP: THAT WAS SO CLOSE THOUGH! MILLIMETERS AWAY FROM A NEW CHAMPION!
SBW: MAN! THIS MATCH IS GOING TO END SOON, AND IT'S GOING TO BE THE END
ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
JT: Yeah. That's the best part of this match ending.
GP: Stone now goes outside the ring.....he throws that chair in
goes under the ring again.....he grabs a table and slides it into the
ring.....HE GETS ANOTHER! WE HAVE TWO LADDERS, A CHAIR, AND TWO TABLE
JT: Stone slides into the ring and sets up both tables......he now puts
on top of the other! WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO!?!
GP: Stone now unfolds the chair......he pulls Dudley up....LOW BLOW
JT: Dudley sets up Stone.....INVERTED DDT INTO THE UNFOLDED CHAIR!
GOT TO BE DEAD!
GP: STONE'S SLOWLY GETTING UP THOUGH! WHAT KEEPS THIS MAN GOING!?!
JT: Michael grabs the chair though......Stone gets up.....
JT: MICHAEL NAILED STONE WITH THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR BUCKLED ON STONE'S
THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!
GP: NO!!! GET UP STONE!
JT: Dudley now puts Stone on top of the top table...HE'S NOT MOVING!
GP: GET UP!
JT: Dudley sets up a ladder on the turnbuckle!
GP: GET UP STONE!
JT: DUDLEY CLIMBS TO THE TOP!
JT: DUDLEY JUMPS....BLACK THURSDAY ONTO STONE THROUGH BOTH TABLES! MY
WHAT A MOVE!
JT: DUDLEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY......THE LADDER FALLS ONTO STONE! STONE
COMPLETELY BUSTED OPEN!
GP: DAMN IT!!!!
JT: DUDLEY COVERS!
*DING, DING, DING!*
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner, and STILL IWO WORLD'S
CHAMPION! MICHAEL DUDLEY!
("Pretty Fly For a White Guy" starts as Caren goes into the ring to
with the bloodied Michael.)
SBW: Well, that's it. No more matches under Chairman Dane's control.
probably the end of me too.
GP: Stinkey, as much as I hate you, I've got to say that it won't be
around here without you.
(SBW and GP look at JT.)
JT: Well, I guess it's been kind of fun having you around.
JT: Yeah Skankey.
GP: Fans, what can I say? That was one of the greatest matches I've
seen in a
long time. Both Dudley and Stone truly showed us what they are made of,
they didn't disappiont.
JT: THEY SURE AS HELL DIDN'T! ESPECIALLY MY FAVORITE WRESTLER, MICHAE
::Suddenly Tony Davis runs out with a base ball bat...he nails Michael
right in the back of the head! JAx Stone gets up on one knee and takes
to the face as well. Tony Davis grabs a mic.::
Davis: Yeah, shut the hell up. Boo all you want, because I don't give
a damn about ANY of you. There's only one thing on my mind, and that's
the World Title. You see, I got SCREWED last month. Dudley was never
supposed to be in the match. He should have been fucking Caren, or
Brian, or SOMEBODY, and shouldn't have stuck his nose into my business.
Because that doesn't set too well with me. And Jax Stone? He's a
joke to the company! Why does he get a title shot?? He does NOTHING!!
He won the NA Title TWO WEEKS AGO!! LET HIM BE HAPPY WITH THAT!!!
You know, Jax, you're the kind of guy that makes me want to VOMIT. You
make your way up the roster on simple luck. You're a lucky bastard,
and nothing more. And, everybody in the back, you're lucky I came out
here. Imagine what the IWO would be like with JAX STONE as your World
Champ. Pretty sickening thought, huh? And speaking of sickening...
WHY does Billy Larson have a World Title shot? Billy Larson... The
man who disappears for months at a time, but thinks he's still the
best. The man who did ONE good thing in his career, and thinks it
makes him a legend. Billy Larson, you are a fuck-up. You always have
been, and you sure as hell always will be. I should be in that match
at Dia Del Nino, not you. Hell, you should be kicked out of the IWO.
Who needs a jobber? Oh, and you know how you couldn' find Summer all
day? That's because she was helping me pull off the biggest sham ever
done! You really bught that "doctor's" diagnosis? I paid him five
thousand dollars to say that. You people are so gullable. Especially
you Larson. I can't believe that you never knew about me and Summer
GP: LARSON!!! IT'S LARSON!!!!!! RUNNING FROM THE BACK!!!!
JT:BILLY LARSON JUMPS IN THE RING AND HIM AND TONY DAVIS ARE GOING AT
LEFTS AND RIGHTS AND LEFTS AND RIGHTS.....
SBW:WAIT...IS THAT...YES IT'S CHAIRMAN DANE! CHAIRMAN DANE SLIDES IN
AND GRABS THE BAT...NAILS DAVIS! NAILS LARSON! AND GRABS THE WORLD
DUDLEY'S HAND! AND IS RUNNING TO THE BACK!
JT:HE'S STEALING THE IWO WORLD TITLE!!!!!!!!!!
::Chairman Dane runs through the locker room...a few wrestlers are
him but he is dodgeing them as he is trying to get to outside the
group of fans chase him but he gets through the doors before they catch
him...a cab is waiting for him. Chairman Dane hops in.::
::The cab goes speeding off as Dane is catching his breath. Suddenly
stops at a redlight and Dane leans forward to talk to the driver.::
C.Dane:So where are we going!?!
Familiar Voice:Where ever you want to...DANEY!
Mad Max:HI DANEY! WHERE TO WE CAN GO ANYWHERE FOR OUR RETIREMENT
::Chairman Dane runs out of the cab and begins to run back to the
his way back Michael Dudley pops out of an alley and nails him in the
with a gulf club, and grabs his title and jumps in a limo. Chairman
stands up and sees a giant crowd of people rushing him...he knows that
gonna be killed by them instantly and looks around with a surprised
::The crowd attacks Chairman Dane ripping him limb from limb and killin
The crowd leaves and the scene fades as we see Chairman Dane's
corpse laying on the side walk.::
It's been fun doing HT guys....but I'm done:o) It's been great writeing
for ya'all! Special thanks to Crusty Burger 1, Basically Ill, and
WS132456...those guys went beyond their duty as writers for this
owe all you guys big.