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::The scene opens as "Denial" by Sevendust is playing. The camera pans
down
to the announce position and we see GP, JT, and SBW sitting there.
They
begin to talk.::

GP:WELCOME TO HOSTILE TAKEOVER FOLKS!

SBW:We have one heck of a show tonight!

JT:That's right...Jax Stone finally gets a chance at winning HIS World
Title!

SBW:NO NO NO! I think you and I both know that PsychoIWOMan will be the
one
to take this one...I mean come on that man has truely become a model
wrestler...never think I'd say that about him...but I gotta dig that
style!

GP:I am gonna disagree with both of you and say that TRO or Tyler
Johnson
will pull the big upset...those guys both have worked hard and not
really got
much for it...I respect both those men and I think that either one
could win
the IWO World Title from Dudley!

::Suddenly The baby Elephant Walk begins to play as Chairman Dane comes
out
and into the ring.::

GP:Oh god here comes the bull shit!

SBW:HEY! I bet he has something important to say!

C.Dane:Dear dear IWO fans...(boos) I have some big big news concerning
the
future of this show and the future of the IWO for that matter! I was
recently
offered a job to go to a small country called Babaaloouku in Africa and
spred
good Christian values and morals to them. So IWO fans...the April 14th
show
will be my last show!

SBW:WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GP and JT:YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

C.Dane:So expect a huge farewell card next week...ALL IWO titles will
be on
the line...plus matches that all of you have always wanted to see...so
the
winner of tonights Four Way Dance between Jax Stone...The Rageing
One....Tyler Johnson...and PscyoIWOMan! Now I would like to call out my
own
personal favriote in this match....PsychoIWOMan....would you please
come out
here for a second?

::PsychoIWOMan makes his way out to whatever his music is and enters
the ring
with Chairman Dane.::

C.Dane:Now Jay....you and I have had differences in the past...but let
me
tell you I've been watching you recently and I like what I see...you
are
indeed a great honorable man.

PsychoIWOMan:Thanks Dane...but is that why you called me out?

C.Dane:No no it's not....Jay....I must say that you are my favriote to
win
this match...how would you like to be IWO World Champion?

PsychoIWOMan:Sure why not?

C.Dane:Excellent...now recently Jax Stone had the odascity to leave
F.U.C.K
and recently all other members had to leave do to contract
disputes....so Jay
F.U.C.K is dead....but let me tell you something....if their is one man
alive
who can still F.U.C.K ...it's you!

PsychoIWOMan:Wow do you really mean it?

C.Dane:Yes Jay....you F.U.C.K like no other!

PsychoIWOMan:Dane....I must say that following the rules is much more
rewarding then going against the grains and breaking the rules...I do
think
that tonight...the IWO is gonna change!

C.Dane:Jay...I know it is!

GP:Well...good news....DANE'S LEAVEING!...bad news.....PsychoIWOMan may
be
IWO world champion sometime in the near future!

***Commercial Break****

Johnny Allen vs. Rob Kestler

GP: Well we are here at Hostile Takeover, our opening bout is between
Rob
Kestler and Johnny Allen!! Kestler ever since losing his United States
Title
has not really said much, and Johnny Allen ever since he lost the I/C
Tag
Titles has not said a word!! So let's see what happens in this bout!!

JT: Well, I predict Rob Kestler over the jobber Johnny Allen..

SBW: Yeah, Allen has been quiet, his muteness is gonna hurt him!!

JT: Did anyone ask you??

SBW: No.

JT: THEN SHUTUP!!

SBW: GRR..wait til Dane here's about this!! I'm writing you up.

("All The Small Things" by Blink 182 begins to play as Hostile
Takeover's
opening bout starts)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Fort Lauderdale, Florida,
weighing in
at 235 lbs and stands 6'3" tall!! He is Johnny Allen!!

("Stayin Alive" by Ozzy Osburne begins to play..)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, he
weighs 313
lbs and stands 6'6" tall, he is a former United States Champion and a
part of
the stable "The Usual Suspects", he is ROB KESTLER!!

*Ding, Ding, Ding*

GP: And this one is underway!! They lock up and Allen wins and throws
Kestler
to the mat!! Kestler up quickly and a arm drag by Allen, he gets up and
puts
him in a arm bar!! Kestler reverses it into a Stunner!!

JT: This one is not over all ready is it?!?! 1..2..THR!! NO!! ALLEN
KICKS
OUT!?!?!

SBW: Kestler picks up Allen, tosses him to the ropes, and a drop kick,
Allen
falls over and A LION SAULT!! KESTLER FOR THE VICTORY!! 1..2..THR! NO!!
ALLEN
KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

GP: Kestler givin a beating to Johnny Allen, they lock up, and Kestler
with a
knee to the midsection of Allen, and a suplex!! He is now climbing the
top
rope, and a FROG SPLASH!! Kestler pounding away on Allen, he picks him
pu and
a Fisherman's Suplex plus a pin!! 1..2..THR!! NO!!Allen givin one hell
of a
fight!!

JT: Allen can't win though!! He was once a champion, but now he sucks!!
He is
a nobody without Evan Levine!!

GP: Allen has swayed the odds by grabbing on to Kestler's boot and
pulling
him down. He crawls up onto Levine's back and applies an STF like
maneuver
that looks to be taking some effect!!

JT: Oh damn thats gotta hurt!1

GP: Allen holds on though! He refuses to give in! He's hanging on for
dear
life here! The ref gets in and makes Kestler release the hold and
Kestler
rolls Allen off of him. Both men are down! Both men are down!

SBW: Allen and Kestler have already in this point of the match been
incapacitated! Kestler down from the beating inflicted onto him... and
Allen
from the beat he inflicted on Kestler.. plus the STF!

GP: Allen is begining to show ladies and gentlemen! He's begining to
show
some form of life now!

JT: YES YES YES!

SBW: Kestler is still out of it! Allen is crawling towards Kestler.
7...8...

GP: He's up! He's up! He's up! He's handing out lefts and rights...
lefts and
rights an upper cut... a, kick to the stomach and a FACE SMASH INTO THE
MAT!
Kestler is coming back here folks! He's back in charge! He lifts Johnny
Allen
off the mat and up into a PILE DRIVER! Allen is quivering on the mat!
Kestler
bounces off the ropes and DOWN onto Allen with a springing elbow!
Kestler
lifts him up and throws him to the corner... runs in with a knee to the
side
and begins pounding on Allens' face! Now with chops to Allens' chest!
He
lifts Johnny Allen up and onto the top rope and comes off into a Power
Bomb!
OH MY GOD! This could be it right here... .Kestler goes for the pin!
1..2..THR! NO!!

JT: NO! NO! NO! HE'S STILL IN THIS! ALLEN IS STILL IN THIS!

GP: Oh man this is one good match. Both men giving their all here for
you at
home! Kestler staggers to his feet and lifts up Johnny, he spins him
around
and into a Reverse DDT! What a move! Kestler goes for the pin again.
1..2..THR!! NO!!! Another kickout! Kestler on his knees beside the
fallen
Allen whipes away the sweat. It is obvious he's trying to think of his
next
move. And he's found it! He lifts Allen up and into a Gorilla Press
Slam! AND
HE THREW HIM INTO THE CROWD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! MY GOD!

JT: ALLEN IS IN THE CROWD!! HE IS RIGHT UNDER THAT FAT LADIES DRESS!!
THE FAT
LADY MOVES AND ALLEN RUNS AND FALLS!!

GP: Allen is thrown back in and is out cold! Kestler is now going up
top!
Everyone in the audience has stood up and KESTLER COMES OFF WITH A
KAMIKAZI
SPLASH! BOTH MEN ARE OUT ON THE COLD CEMENT FLOOR! WOW! This is a crazy

match. Kestler has pulled out all the stops to try and keep Johnny
Allen
down, and to no evail. Now both men begin to show signs of life!!
Kestler
slides into the ring and lays in the middle of the ring. Soon following

behind comes Johnny Allen.

JT: Both men get up, Kestler makes an attempt to stand... he does it.
He
goes to the top rope! He comes off with an Elbow Drop! He's setting
him up
for the Call From Beyond!!

GP: HE CONNECTS!! KESTLER WON IT! THE PIN...1...2...3!! ROB KESTLER
WINS!!

JT: WHAT A SURPRISE!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner..ROB KESTLER!!

Ashton Cain vs. The Hardcore Isosceles Trapezoid

GP: And now, we see a rookie get trashed by a legend.

JT: NO WAY!!! THE HARDCORE ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID WILL NOT LOSE TO ASHTON
CAIN!!

INTRODUCING FIRST!!! OF THE CORROSION OF
CONFORMITY........A
FORMER IWO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.......ASHTON CAIN!!!



<"Blue' by Eiffel 65 strikes up as the fans go nuts.>

Ring Announcer: HE IS THE GURU OF GEOMETRY........THE HARDCORE
ISOSCELES
TRAPEZOID!!



Nikki: And this one starts off fast! HIT coming after Ashton! Boot to
the
gut! Another! HIT sets Cain up!! POWERBOMB!!!!! Trapezoid powers Cain
up
again! Powerbomb!! HIT LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN!!! WHAT POWER!!!!! AND HE
POWERBOMBS ASHTON CAIN OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE CONCRETE!!!! ASHTON
CAIN IS
DEAD!

JT: HIT GOES OUTSIDE!! HE ROLLS CAIN BACK IN!!! HE IS SIGNALLING FOR
THE
ISOSCELES ELBOW!! HE MOVES HIS ARMS INTO THE SHAPE OF AN ISOSCLELES
TRIANGLE!! ONE SIDE!! THE OTHER!!! AND THE HARDCORE ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID
DROPS
THE ISOSCELES ELBOW!!! 1..........2........3!!!!

GP: WOW!! WHAT AN UPSET!

G-Dogg vs. Tony Davis

GP: This next match would normally be a really fast,
high impact match, but because both of the competitors
are wrestling injured, G-Dogg and Tony Davis may not
live up to many of the fans expectations and
standards.

JT: What kind of idiot is Chairman Dane? Why would he
book such a lame-O match?

SBW: Now now JT, I'm sure Chairman Dane had an
exellent reason! More likely then not, he booked it so
that we could have at least one match one tonights
show without the usual amount of ridiculous violence!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following
match is scheduled for ONE FALL...

::"No Leaf Clover" by Metallica starts::

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, out of Oakland..
weighing in at two hundred and sixty seven pounds...
the former IWO North American Champion.... G-DOGG,
GUNNAR SMITH!

::G-Dogg walks out. The fans are impartial to him.::

Ring Announcer: His opponent..

::"Degenerate" by Blink 182 hits::

Ring Announcer: From Mt. Laurel, NJ.... weighing in at
two hundred and thirty seven pounds.... he is a former
IWO Heavyweight Champion... HERE IS TONY DAVIS!

::The cheers are deafening as Tony Davis walks out.::

GP: The fans just love Tony Davis.. there's the bell!
This is going to be a real.. snoozer fans. Davis goes
right for G-Doggs injured leg, hitting a cut block!
Come on Tony, that's not the way to fight!

SBW: The fans seem to disagree with you GP, they are
roaring their approval!

JT: Come on Dogg, don't let him get ya down! GO FOR
HIS BUSTED NECK!

GP: G-Dogg hobbles aroudn the ring but Davis takes him
down with a hip toss! Now he's stomping on the right
leg of G-Dogg, which is entirley incased in plaster!
G-Dogg doesn't like this one bit, he's howling for the
match to stop right there! Davis pulls G-Dogg's legs
open and drops an elbow onto Smith's right thigh! This
is brutal!

SBW: Tony Davis knows how to wrestle effectivley, GP.
He's injured, so he has to rely on strategy!

JT: Whatever Scummy.. you know Davis just doesn't know
how to handle G-Dogg, so he's just going to try to
break his leg!

SBW: What's the matter with that JT? Usually you
endorse such behavior, and worse!

GP: G-Dogg is rolling around in the ring, he's in some
kind of pain fans. Davis is showboating now, and he
turns around just as Gunnar Smith has gotten to his
feet.. OH! Davis floors him with a right hand, and now
drops an elbow onto that right let again! So far, this
has been a low match.

JT: Come on Dogg! His neck won't survive the
Dogginator!

GP: Davis pulls G-Dogg up and sends him hobbling into
the ropes, oh! A mountain bomb by Davis takes G-Dogg
back to the mat, where Davis works on the leg with a
knee to knee strike! That might have been a mistake
though, the cast may have hurt Davis more then it did
G-Dogg! Now both men are on the mat, holding their
knees!

JT: You're right Skanky, matches ARE more exciting
when there is no extreme wrestling or violence.

SBW: Do I detect sarcasm? This is a fine example of
two wrestlers giving it their all! They're using
technical skill instead of garbage wrestling to
entertain us, and to me, that is just fine!

GP: Davis is going slowly to the corner, while G-Dogg
uses the ropes to pull himself up.. Now Davis comes
charging at G-Dogg, who ducks and sends Tony Davis
OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE JUST SMASHED INTO THE ANNOUNCE
TABLE, HEAD FIRST! JESUS, HE MAY BE DEAD!

JT: There we go! Finally, some offence from G-Dogg!
YES!

SBW: I can't believe this! Even when injured, G-Dogg
still finds a way to put a man through a table! He
disgusts me.

GP: Davis is down right out in front of us, and it
doesn't look like he's going to be able to continue.
G-Dogg has hobbled out of the ring and now he has a
chair, which he slams down across the badly injured
neck of Tony Davis! Now G-Dogg pulls Davis up and
rolls him into the ring. G-Dogg staggers in after him
and grabs Davis.. SPIKED PILEDRIVER! MY GOD! The
cover!

1...

2...

kick out!

GP: Some how, Davis found the strength to get the
shoulder up! That's admirable! Now G-Dogg pulls Davis
up, and catches him in an underhook.. DOUBLE ARM DDT!
Another pin by G-Dogg!

1....

2...

kick out!

JT: DAMMIT! Come on Gunnar, finish the job!

SBW: Yes! That's the way Tony! Don't let this
deplorable villian take the win away from you! Stay
focused!

GP: G-Dogg seems frusterated, he can't keep Davis
down. He scoops the man up, and slams him to the mat
before trying to get upstairs.. oh! G-Dogg can't
support his weight with only one leg and he crashes to
the mat! Now both men are down!

SBW: Come on Tony! Do if for all your fans!

GP: Davis is crawling over to G-Dogg, he drapes an arm
across the fallen Dogg one's chest...

1...

2..

kick out!

JT: Thank god.

GP: Davis slowly gets to his feet and kicks G-Dogg in
the leg.. here we go again. Davis pulls G-Dogg up and
tosses him into the ropes, dropping him with a
clothesline! Now he extends G-Dogg's leg and puts in
on the ropes, CROTCH SLAM! OH! That was a mistake!
Davis just slammed his, ahem, nads onto G-Dogg's
plaster encased leg!

JT: MORON!

GP: Now G-Dogg gets up slowly and drops the same leg
across Tony Davis' throat! Davis goes limp and G-Dogg
makes the cover!!

1.....

2.....

kick out!

GP: G-Dogg cannot belive it! He grabs Tony Davis and
pulls him up, slamming into his head with forearm
shots! G-Dogg kicks Davis in the stomach and then
LEVELS him with a Dogg Drop DDT! Now another cover by
G-Dogg!

1.....

2....

......kick out!

JT: WHAT? HOW? His NECK IS HURT! How can this be?

SBW: It's Davis' determination that keeps him
standing! He's not going to go down easy!

GP: G-Dogg is determined too, SBW. He's starting to
really pound on Davis and he lifts him high into the
air now.. POWERBOMB! That's gotta finish the match!
Davis isn't moving! G-Dogg drops the cast encased leg
onto Davis for good measure and makes another pinning
attempt!

1.....

2.....

......3!

GP: G-Dogg did it! He beat Tony Davis!

Non-Title
The Prep Kids vs. Al Coholic and a mysterey partner
Al Coholic asked for this match....keep in mind this is not a #1
contendership match...this is just for a good match.

GP:: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover. Next we have a non title
match-up..
With the Prep Kids and Al Coholic and a mystery partner.

JT:: I wonder who the partner is going to be. He has no friends.

SBW:: HA! Thats funny. Lets head down to the ring announcer.

Ring Announcer:: This next match is non title and set for one fall..
First
coming to the ring.. Standing six foot seven and weighing in at a nifty
two
hundred sixty-nine pounds.. The reigning IWO United States
Champion.....AL
COHOLIC!!

{"Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Al Coholic
comes down
to the ring wearing the IWO United States Title. He has a wife beater
with
beer stains on it. He is wearing black jeans.}

Al Coholic:: Alright, alright. Cut the music.. Now you all must be
wondering.
Who the hell is my partner. Well this is my partner..

{"Beer" by Reel Big Fish plays}

Al Coholic::{Takes out a beer bottle} THIS IS MY PARTNER! BRING ON THE
TAG
CHAMPS! Just joking. I don't need nor do I have a partner.. BRing them
down.
So I can kick their asses!

{"One Man Army" by Our Lady Peace plays as the Prep Kids, Jordan Howitt
and
Randall McCloud come down to the ring with the IWO Tag Team Titles
around
their waist.. They slide in and begin to brawl}

DING DING DING

GP:: And were off, this is a two on one battle. THe Prep Kids taking on
Al
Coholic who choose not to have a partner. They are both in the ring and
now
are taking it to Al Coholic. They throw him to the ropes and back it
with a
double elbow.

JT:: Coholic gets up and low blows McCloud. He gets up and spin kicks
Howitt
in the chest. He throws Howitt out and begins to pound on McCloud. He
slams
Jordan and drops an elbow.

{ESOTERICS flashes over the screen}

SBW:: What the hell was that?

{"Three Doors Down" plays..}

SBW:: Uh oh..

{The lights go out}

{They turn back on}

SBW:: Coholic is out cold in the ring! He has blood all over him!
Howitt with
the cover.. 1.....2....NO! COHOLIC KICKS OUT!! Whoever did that didn't
do a
good job! Howitt tags in McCloud.

GP:: Here comes McCloud. Scoop slam on Al. HE runs the ropes and a leg
drop.
Man, Coholic is digging his own grave. McCloud hits the American Dream.

Followed by the 9021elbow.. THATS IT!

JT:: The cover! 1...2...and they let AL come back.

{High Flyer runs from the back}

JT:: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE! HE HAS TRYED TO BE NICE TO AL COHOLIC! HE
SLIDES
IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR. MCCLOUD HOLDS COHOLIC.. HE RUNS.. TURNS
AROUND AND
NAILS HOWITT!?!?!?! HE NAILS MCCLOUD!! WHAT THE HELL! THE REF IS
LETTING IT
CONTINUE!

SBW:: What!? Wait! The bloody Al Coholic and Flyer hug! They slap each
other's hands..

{ESOTERICS flashes by again}

Al Coholic::{Tired, Out of Breathe} ESOTERICS, THE SELECT FEW...

{Al drops the microphone and goes after Howitt}

JT:: They are the Esoterics! The select few! Flyer runs the ropes
SPRINGBOARD
HURRICARANA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND MCCLOUD GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE STEPS!
My
goodness! High Flyer is insane. He gets up. Goes to the top ropes..
FLYING
MOONSHOT!! HE NAILED IT! MCCLOUD IS DONE!

SBW:: Coholic is in the ring.. MUD SLIDDER(Jumping Jawbreaker)!!! ON
HOWITT!!
He goes to the top rope.. Flyer throws him the microphone.

Al Coholic::{Out of breathe, on top rope} This is what I like to call
the
Budweiser Bomb..

GP:: Al is on top. A SIDEWAYS FLIP! HE LANDS COMPLETLY ON HOWITT!! He
gets
Howitt up.. HAPPY HOUR!! McCloud gets up. LOW BLOW ON FLYER! BOOT!
DDT!!
Cover! 1...2...Coholic breaks it up!

JT:Now Coholic has McCloud up and they are tradeing punches...McCloud
grabs
Coholic and throws him out of the ring and is following him. Coholic
grabs
McCloud...tries to run him into the ring post...NO! McCloud slams
Coholic
instead.

GP:Flyer is getting up but so is Howitt...Flyer runs at Howitt HIGH
CROSS
BODY they are both out of the ring! Flyer is up...he goes up on the
ring
appron...ASAI MOONSAULT on Howitt!

SBW:Oh me oh my McCloud has Coholic up....and just whipped him into the
steel
steps. McCloud reaches under the ring...he's got a bag of golf
clubs....he
pulls out a 9 iron....and also grabs a ball...and a tee....he sets them
all
up...Coholic is up and running towards McCloud....McCloud swings....

JT:HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THE BALL JUST FLEW OFF THE TEE AND SMACKED
COHOLIC
RIGHT IN THE TEETH! COHOLIC BUSTED SOME TEETH ON THAT ONE FOLKS! HE'S
SPITTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE! MCCLOUD NOW TAKES THE 9 IRON AND IS BEATING
COHOLIC SENSELESS WITH IT!

GP:High Flyer has Howitt now....Flyer jumps off the ring appron going
for a
HurricaRanna....NO! Howitt catches him and drives the IWO's best
cruiser
weight down hard with a HUGE power bomb! Flyer bounced like three feet
off
the cement on impact after that!

JT:Coholic is up on one knee...McCloud walks over...LOW BLOW on
Coholic....Coholic just rolled into the ring....

GP:Howitt has Flyer up....and just guerilla press slammed him into the
ring..



GP:What?

Ring Announcer:Ladies and genetlemen....the ref has counted out both
Randal
McCloud and Jordan Howitt....theirfore the winners of this
match.....High
Flyer...Al Coholic...The ESOTERICS!

GP:TPK IS PISSED! THEY ARE IN THE RING HOWITT HAS COHLIC UP PREP DROP!
MCCLOUD IS UP TOP.....SENTON BOMB INTO AN ELBOW DROP ON HIGH FLYER! OH
MY
GOD! FINALLY THE OFFICIALS ARE FORCEING TPK OUT OF THE RING.

SBW:Al Cohlic and High Flyer are too there feet and have a mic...

Al Coholic::{Out of breathe and spitting blood} Esoterics, the select
few..
We are here.

High Flyer:: And were flying high.. Preppy Kiddies, we just beat your
asses
for our first win. You want us.. Put them damn titles on the line next
week
on this VERY show!

::Randal McCloud grabs a mic.::

McCloud:Your on...we will prove yet again that the prep kids are the
best
damn tag team the IWO has ever seen...and their is nothing anyone can
do
about it!

***Commercial Break***

Mainevent
#1 contendership
It's time for a change
Psycho Jay vs. Jax Stone vs. The Rageing One vs. Tyler Johnson
The winner of this elimination match get's a shot at the World Title
against
Michael Dudley next Hostile Takeover card. All 4 men are deserveing of
the
world title and have never held it. The winner of this match will
recieve
his shot at the title.

GP: Well, here we go for this very special main event, number one
contender
match-up, pitting PsychIWO Man against Jax Stone against Tyler Johnson
against TRO. Should prove for a good match.

SBW: Well, you get a good F.U.C.King match going on with this. You get
extreme action with TRO, brawling with Johnson, technical with Jax
Stone,
and....something with PsychIWO Man. How can you not like it?

JT: Let me guess. You're for PsychIWO Man?

SBW: No. Why did you think that?

JT: Well, he's a pansy, he's boring, VERY repetitive, and constantly
follows
rules. Sounds like a man after your own heart Skankey.

SBW: STINKEY! I'm not a prostitute! In reality, I'm going for Jax Stone
in
this one. He's a member of F.U.C.K, and I think he's the one who will
bring
the title belt where it belongs. To Chairman Dane.

JT: God help us all if F.U.C.K ever gets the world's title.

GP: Well, you also have to remember the underdogs. TRO is a great
wrestler in
his own right. The King of Extreme some say. He'd certainly make a
GREAT IWO
world's champion.

JT: Then of course, there's the big wild card, Tyler Johnson. A member
of the
scucessful Prime Time Soldiers, this will be Johnson's first step
toward the
world's title. You've got to wonder if it's too soon. I personally
think
Johnson is ready, however, he won't pick up the win against these great
stars
tonight.

GP: HANG ON! I'm being told something! It appears that TRO WON'T be
part of
the main event tonight!

SBW: Did they tell you why?

GP: Well, it appears that he has to bleech his ass hair, or something
like
that. I really don't want to go into great detail, as are ratings will
plummet.

SBW: YOU SAID THE A-WORD! DON'T DO THAT! SAY BOTTOM OR RUMP, BUT NOT
THE
A-WORD!

JT: Shitty, shut up!

SBW: DON'T DO THAT! STOP IT!

JT: Well, let's start this bad boy!

("Divine" by Korn starts as the fans begin to boo.)

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring! He is a former North American
champion
and TV champion! He is a man behind the rules! He....is.....PSYCHIWO
MAN!

GP: Well, Jay is looking good tonight.

JT: PSYCHIWO MAN!

GP: Let's just humor ourselves and call him Jay.

JT: Well, this time only. BUT NEVER AGAIN!

GP: Well, Jay here has recently changed and this former rule breaker is
now a
big fan of the rules. Of course, we all know this is a ploy to get a
shot at
the IWO world's title belt. It looks like it may have worked.

JT: IT'S NOT TRUE! JAY IS REFORMED!

SBW: Well, I like his style, but the sincerity is what bugs me. He
seems, at
times, sarcastic when he tries to enforce the rules. UNLIKE MY MAN JAX
STONE!

("All Star" by Smash Mouth starts as Jax Stone makes his way to the
ring.)

Ring Announcer: NEXT! He is a former IC tag champion, TV champion,
extreme
champion, and he is the current North American champion! He is a proud
member
of F.U.C.K! He....is....JAX STONE!

SBW: YEAH! JAX EQUALS RATINGS! F.U.C.K RULES! NEXT WORLD'S CHAMPION IS
JAX
STONE!

GP: Well, that is debatable.

SBW: NO IT'S NOT! JAX WILL BE THE IWO WORLD'S CHAMPION! THERE'S NO
QUESTION!

JT: Well, I'm going to question it. Jax Stone is nothing more than
another
one of you who suck up to Chairman Dane to get things.

SBW: Hey, are YOU in the main event?

JT: No.

SBW: I REST MY CASE!

JT: But I'm not a wrestler!

("Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile starts as Tyler Johnson makes his way
to the
ring.)

Ring Announcer: FINALLY! He is a former world's tag champion! A member
of the
Prime Time Soldiers! He....is...TYLER JOHNSON!

GP: Johnson really wants to step up tonight. I don't know if he can
win, but
a good showing will really help his career. And who knows. What if he
won
tonight? Michael Dudley against Tyler Johnson could make a good match.

JT: BACK THAT AZZ UP! BACK THAT AZZ UP!

SBW: DRAT! SINCE THAT ISN'T TECHNICALLY A CUSS WORD, I CAN'T SAY
ANYTHING
AGAINST IT!

JT: BACK THAT AZZ UP! BACK THAT AZZ UP!

GP: John really gets into that song.

JT: DAMN! THEY STOPPED IT!

SBW: STOP WITH YOUR SWEARING DEMON!

Ring Announcer: And now......

JT: Huh? These are the guys in it, right?

GP: Yeah. What's going on.

Ring Announcer: He is a former IC tag champion, a former world's tag
champion, a former North American champion, and the current world's
champion!
TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR! HE IS, MICHAEL DUDLEY!

("Pretty Fly For a White Guy" by The Offspring starts as Michael Dudley
makes
his way to the announce position. He grabs Stinkey B. by the neck.)

SBW: I'LL MOVE OVER!

Michael: Good for you. Well guys, I know that you are all in shock
because
the IWO champion of Your World is here, but please try to remain calm.

GP: Actually, I wasn't that shocked.

Michael: Hey, don't deny it Greg. You know you have to mark out any
time I
walk out here. How can you not love having me as your champion/

GP: Well, there has been some talk that you won't be a good champion.

Michael: Talk? HA! Same talk that said I died when my plane crashed.
Same
talk that said I was never getting out of the IML when I first got
there.
That talk has been proven wrong, and it will happen again in this case.

JT: Well, you know I L:OVE having you as my champion Michael.

Michael: JT, you're just too cool for these guys here. You need to run
this
commentating thing.

JT: FINALLY! A good special guest commentator!

Michael: I like the sound of that. Michael Dudley and JT commentating
Hostile
Takeover. GP....uh......you can do in ring interviews. Slutty, you're
fired.

SBW: WHAT!?! CHAIRMAN DANE CONTROLS MY CONTRACT!

Michael: Listen. Is Chairman Dane IWO Champion of YOUR world? NO! Who's
more
vital? Anti-Cussing, Swearing, Sex Man or me?

JT: YOU!

Michael: That took too long for you to think about JT. Speed it up next
time.

JT: Done.

GP: Well Michael, who would you like to win this match?

Michael: Quite frankly, I could care less who wins. After all, Michael
Dudley
is better than everyone. That included IWO superstars like....Tyler
Johnson
or.....Jax Stone. Of course, PsychIWO Man is.....decent. The thing is,
none
of them could hold a candle to me. Michael Dudley means ratings. HIGH
ratings.

JT: You know I've always said that Michael.

Michael: Keep saying it JT. I can see to it that you get a hefty bonus
in
your Christmas card this year.

JT: You can do that?

Michael: Hey, I'm the world's champion. There's a special place in IWO
headquarters that they only let world's champions into. I've got three
words
for you JT. Full body massage. And I'm not talking about that magic
fingers
stuff you used in your motel bed last night either.

JT: And I don't have access?

Michael: Well, maybe if I called a few people, we could see about it.

GP: AND THE MATCH STARTS! Tyler Johnson now ties up with Jax
Stone......Stone
throws him into the ropes.......hip toss to Johnson.

Michael: Oh, this is going to be a great match.

SBW: Jax Stone now pulls up Johnson.....DDT!

JT: Jay now runs at Stone....closeline to Stone!

GP: Jay sets up Stone.....JACK HAMMER!

Michael: GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!

GP: Uh, Michael, we're not supposed to do that.

Michael: HEY! WORLD'S CHAMPION! THANK YOU!

SBW: Jay now throws Stone outside the ring and starts concentrating on
Johnson......Jay sets up Stone....POWERBOMB!

GP: Jay hangs on....ANOTHER POWERBOMB! JAY IS DOWN FOR THE COVER!

1......2.....3NO!

Michael: HA! If I had performed that move as only I can, Johnson would
be
gone right now.

GP: Well, we can't all be as good as you Michael.

Michael: Damn straight Greg.

JT: Jay now lifts up Johnson for a suplex.....he drops his legs on the
top
ropes and he bounces back! GREAT SNAP SUPLEX!

GP: Jay nows sets up Johnson.....HE'S GOING FOR THE SUPERBOMB!

SBW: WAIT! JAX STONE IS HOLDING ON TO TYLER JOHNSON!

JT: Jay goes foward.....HE FALLS FACE DOWN!

GP: Jay jumps up.....JOHNSON HITS A MOONSAULT ON JAY! COVER!

1.....2....3NO!

GP: ALMOST AN USPET THERE!

Michael: Well, all of these guys suck, so one guy beating another guy
who
sucks really isn't an "upset."

JT: Johnson now picks up Jay for a slam.......Jax Stone goes to the
top....MISSILE DROP KICK TO THE FACE OF JOHNSON! JAY FALLS ON TOP OF
JOHNSON!

1.....2.....3!

Michael: AND TYLER JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JT: You could have done it quicker Michael.

Michael: Of course I could have JT, but I'll let these guys try to move
up in
the ranks. maybe they'll reach higher mid-card level one day.

GP: Stone now sets up Jay.....inverted DDT! Good move!

JT: Jax Stone now runs to the top rope....Jay gets up after
him.....HURRICARANA TO JAY! STONE COVERS!

1.....2.....3NO!

JT: CLOSE!

Michael: Yeah. I almost had to face Jax Stone. Big whoop.

SBW: Stone now runs into the ropes.....WAIT! THAT's CHAIRMAN DANE! HE
PULLED
THE TOP ROPE DOWN AND STONE FELL OUT!

Michael: Well, so much for F.U.C.K. FUCK!

GP: Chairman Dane now rolls the dazed Stone back into the ring....HE
GRABS A
CHAIR!

JT: Jay pulls Stone up.....CHAIRMAN DANE SWINGS BACK!

*WHACK!*

SBW: STONE DUCKED! CHAIRMAN DANE HIT JAY BY MISTAKE! WHAT A TURN OF
EVENTS!

GP: STONE NOW DROP KICKS THE CHAIR CHAIRMAN DANE IS HOLDING! IT HITS
INTO
CHAIRMAN DANE'S SKULL! HE FALLS OUT OF THE RING KNOCKED OUT!

Michael: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stone covers.

1......2.......3!

SBW: JAX STONE WINS!

GP: JAX STONE WINS!

JT: JAX STONE WINS!

Michael: *Yawn* Jax Stone wins. Guys, it's been fun, but I've got next
week's
show to set up.

(Michael gets up and walks towards the ring.)

GP: What was he talking about?

JT: Does it matter? HE RULES!

GP: Dudley is now in the ring and Stone doesn't see him.....HIT KNOCKS
OUT
STONE WITH A CHAIR! STONE'S OUT!

JT: YOU RULE MICHAEL!

SBW: Dudley goes to the top rope.....BLACK THURSDAY (Senton Bomb) ON
STONE!

GP: FANS! WE'RE OUT OF TIME! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WITH JAX STONE
AGAINST
MICHAEL DUDLEY FOR THE TITLE!

(Michael stands on the top rope to recieve boos from the fans. We fade
to a
promo for next Hostile Takeover.)

-fin