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Al Coholic vs Scott Stone

GP: Welcome back to Hostile Takeover!

JT: Yay ... hip, hip horray!

SBW: It's good to see you finally getting into the spirit!

JT: I was being sarcastic numnuts!

GP: Anyway this match should be a dandy. Al Coholic is going to go
against
Scott Stone.

("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play as Al
Coholic
walks out.)

Ring Announcer: The following match-up is scheduled for ONE FALL ...
first
coming down to the ring ... AL COHOLIC!

JT: Yay, it's Al... he's my hero!

SBW: Oh shut up!

("Scott's a Dork" by Reel Big Fish starts to play as Scott Stone rushes
to
the ring and they start exchanging punches.)

GP: And here we go now! Scott Stone with a scoop slam on Al Coholic.
Stone
off the ropes ... drops the elbow!

JT: Such fun!

SBW: Hey! Chairman Dane only signs the BEST matches!

JT: Yeah right.

GP: Stone as Al up, kick, DDT! Cover ... one ... two ... kickout by
Al! Al
gets up and ducks a punch ... kick piledriver! Another quick cover
one...
two... kickout! Al picks Scott Stone up. He whips Scott into the
turnbuckle
.... massive clothesline!

SBW: Scott Stone went down hard. Al Coholic with another cover ...
one...
two... Scott Stone put his foot on the rope!

JT: Wow....what a stupid match.

SBW: Oh shut up!

GP: Will you two stop bickering?!? Al whips Stone into the ropes ...
he
telegraphs a back body drop and is nailed hard with a spinning neck
breaker!
Both men are down and out!

SBW: Wait a sec...Stone is slowly getting up to his feet and starts
stomping
away at Al! The ref is breaking this up. Stone picks Al Coholic up
and
nails him with a hard right! Stone sends Al to the ropes, back body
drop!

JT: Might as well say something productive. Stone picks Al
up...vertical
suplex...Al won't let Stone pick him up. Al reverses it into HAPPY
HOUR!
Cover ... one...two...three!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match AL COHOLIC!

(The scene opens up as Chairman Dane is sitting down backstage with Jax
Stone
and John Smythe.)

Chairman Dane: Ha! F.U.C.K. rules the IWO!

John Smythe: Ummm ... fuck you?

Chairman Dane: Yes, F.U.C.K. the IWO!

Jax Stone: Have you seen my recent interviews?

Chairman Dane: No but I'm sure they were nice.

John Smythe: Oh fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Chairman Dane: I'm glad you're getting in the spirit John! I had
doughts
about you!

Jax Stone: Oh go to hell Dane. Fuck your little shitty F.U.C.K. and
go take
a stick and shove it up your ass!

Chairman Dane: AHH!!! WHAT?!?! You can't say that! You can't leave!

Jax Stone: Watch me!

(Jax gets up spits in Dane's face and walks away.)

Bathroom Brawl
HIT v Tyler Johnson w/Scott Stone

GP:: Well welcome back to Hostile Takeover. This match is a special
bathroom
brawl match. Now body knows about HIT this being his first match.. But
things
will
get started up in a jiffy.

SBW:: Tyler Johnson is apart of the Prime Time Soldiers and I am well
aware
that this man wants some retribution..

JT:: The Trapizoid, former IML United States Champion will win this
match.
I've never seen him.. I just like his name.. *SMILES*

RIng Announcer:: This next match for Hostile Takeover is a BATHROOM
BRAWL.
The way to win is simpily to get out of the bathroom!

{We see HIT and Johnson battling in the bathroom}

GP:: Here we go! Big lefts and rights by both men as they are feeling
each
other out.

JT: I have a question. Is security keeping the fans away from the
bathroom
door?

GP: I don't know, why?

JT: Well...what if they block the entranceway and no one can exit?
This
damn thing could go all night long?

GP: Ahem...I don't think so. Hardcore is gaining the upper hand now
as
Tyler Johnson is reeling a little from the blows.

JT: No, think about it Greg, it could happen. What then?

SBW: That makes no sense.

JT: Your life makes no sense. Condoms man, why didn't your parents
use
condoms?

GP: Can we concentrate on the match? Hardcore is still pummeling
Tyler
Johnson, who is down on one knee. Hardcore...

JT: HIT.

GP: (sigh) HIT is throwing lefts and rights, and Johnson is
wobbly...and he
falls face first onto the cold bathroom floor.

SBW: That was quick.

JT: Damn straight. I told you all HIT would pull off the win. He is
strolling to the bathroom door....and what the hell?

GP: Scott Stone is in the doorway and he nails HIT with a mop handle
knocking him against the wall.

JT: He hit HIT he hit HIT he hit HIT!!!

GP: Don't do that. We have several refs pulling Stone away from the
door.

SBW: Why?

JT: Cuz.

GP: HIT is shaking his head, and Tyler Johnson with a huge forearm
smash
that just sent HIT back against the wall. Johnson whips him and both
men are
away from the door. HIT hits the wall face first and Johnson with a
running
clothesline from behind that smashes HIT's face against the wall a
second
time.

JT: Nice offensive moves and a little more than I expected by the way
it all
began.

SBW: Not me. I knew this would go down as a classic.

JT: It just started.

GP: Johnson hooks HIT....and a reverse DDT onto the floor. He gets
up,
pulls HIT up, and it's time. He is hooking his arms...

JT: Nigga About To Die time....

GP: No! HIT drives his head up and into the groin of Johnson. Tyler
droops
HIT onto the ground and both men are now down.

JT: Nice move. Nice counter.

GP: HIT is up first, and he opens a stall door. Here we go. He sits
down?

SBW: He had to go I guess.

JT: His pants are still on. You are so annoying me right now.

GP: Johnson is up now, and he runs at HIT, who grabs the top of the
stall
and wraps his legs around Johnson and is driving his head into the
walls of
the stall. He releases, stands on the toilet...oooh, he slipped and
foot
first into the water.

JT: God I hope the last guy flushed. Johnson now with an uppercut and
HIT
is out of the toilet. Both men are still fighting in the tiny stall...

GP: Not anymore. HIT with a kick to the groin, he hooks the doubled
over
Johnson, and a running powerbomb out of the stall onto the floor.
Johnson is
done.

JT: Move HIT move. Damn, get out of there.

SBW: He is moving, and Tyler has his foot. Tyler's not out.

GP: Johnson is holding on as HIT kicks at him with the other foot.
Now
Johnson does release , but he trips HIT up and he goes face first into
a
urinal.

JT, SBW, GP: Oooooooh.

JT: First the foot then the face. And you all know half the male
population
NEVER flushes those things.

GP: Yep.

SBW: I don't.

GP: Johnson up slowly, and he is now behind HIT who is rubbing
manaically at
his face. HIT whipped around by Johnson, and a shortarm clothesline
that
sends him...

JT: ...ass first into the urinal.

GP: Uhh...thanks. Johnson with a super kick to the side of HIT's
face....no
HIT moved and now Tyler's foot is in the urinal.

JT: And HIT is flushing it. Good man.

GP: Heh heh. Johnson with his foot free and HIT slams his face into
the
wall, and again, and again, and now onto the top of the urinal, and
again and
again, and now...into the urinal as he flushes it.

SBW: The dreaded commode flush hold.

JT: That wasn't half bad slappy.

GP: I'll save you the trouble, he's Stinky.

JT: I know.

GP: Now HIT has a door open in the corner of the room....and he has a
bottle
of toilet cleaner. He's whistling as he holds Johnson's head over the
urinal
and sprays the stuff into his head...and he's flushing again.

JT: That's just tool cool.

GP: He's dragging Johnson by the hair over to a stall, his head is now
in
the toilet and he's drowning Tyler Johnsosn.

JT: Drowning is too harsh a word. Relieving him of his air is a more
PC
term for the friendly , happy, wholesome, clean IWO.

GP: What show are you watching JT?

SBW: My turn. HIT is now placing Johnson's neck in the stall door...

JT: Too cool again!

GP: ...and he's slamming the door repeatedly. Now he's laying on the
ground
inside the stall and pushing the door shut on Johnson's neck as hard as
he
can with his feet. HIT is now walking over Johnson's prone body and
out to
the door...

JT: Not yet. He runs back and a baseball slide into the face of
Johnson.
Now he's making his way to the door. It's over.

SBW: Maybe not yet.

GP: Yes it is. He's out the door and this match is history.


(The camera fades into the back. High Flyer is polishing his pacific
title as
in walks Al Coholic.)

Flyer:Hey Al! Good luck at the ppv man! Dane Wilt is a huge challenge!

(Flyer extends his hand, as Al goes to shake it back, but pulls back
and combs
his hair. He walks away.)

Flyer:What was that for?

(The camera fades back into the arena.)

JT: Holy shit. This one might actually not suck.

GP: It's a five way dance. Five of the greatest cruiserweights we have to
offer. The AIWF's Creeping Death. Former NA and TV Champion Jack in the Box.
Former Three Time Tag Champ Jordan Howitt. High Flyer, whose name says it
all. Sam Potright, a former Pacific Champ. And they go at it for the title of
greatest cruiserweight in the IWO, hell, in the World. These guys are in the
ring. They didn't want intros. This is about the resurgence of the
Cruiserweights in the IWO. And it will be one hell of a fight.



SBW: Now this is pure wrestling. None of that violent hardcore crap.

GP; Um, that would be no Stinkey. Because, Potright has gone under the ring,
and has pulled out a ladder. He's setting it up in the ring. Jack and
Creeping Death exchanging right hands, Flyer and Howitt doing the
same....wait, Potright is ascending the ladder...He's up on top...HOLY
SHIT!!!! POTRIGHT JUMPS OFF OF THE LADDER AND FLOORS ALL FOUR GUYS WITH A
PLANCHETTA!

SBW: Creeping Death has a chair! He swings, and knocks down Jordan Howitt!
But Potright dropkicks the chair right back into the face of Death! Flyer
clotheslines Potright over the top, and falls out with him! Flyer and
Potright exchanging blows up the aisleway! Jack in the Box is thrown over the
top! Howitt goes off the far side!! Suicide Dive through the ropes!

GP: CREEPING DEATH CLIMBS UP TOP!!!! HE MOONSAULTS BACKWARDS ONTO JITB AND
JORDAN HOWITT! Howitt, Death, and Jack in the Box exchanging blows up the
ramp! They meet up with Flyer and Potright and we have a fiveway fistfight!
They have fought their way up to the stage! Potright over to the left side of
the stage, Creeping Death follows.....Potright DDTs Creeping Death on the
steel....WAIT!! HERE COMES THE HARDCORE ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID!! HIS SECOND
APPEARANCE TONIGHT!!! HE GRABS POTRIGHT!!!! HOLY F*CKING SHIT!!

JT: THE HARDCORE ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID HIT A TAZMISSION SUPLEX ON POTRIGHT OFF
OF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE!!! SAMUEL POTRIGHT'S NECK IS BROKEN IN HALF!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA!!!! TRAPEZOID PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP ONTO THE
STAGE!!! HE WANTS MORE CARNAGE!!

SBW: Goshdarn it! That Trapezoid is ruining everything.

GP: F*CK OFF SKANKY!! The Trapezoid grabs Creeping Death!! TOMBSTONE
PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL!!!! Jack in the Box throws High Flyer backstage,a nd
Howitt is quick to follow! The HardCore Isosceles Trapezoid is....CLIMBING
THE TRON?! THAT THING HAS GOT TO BE 30 FEET HIGH!!!!!! THE TRAPEZOID LEAPS!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

JT: 1/2 (Base 1 + Base 2) Times Height! AREA OF A TRAPEZOID!!!! HE JUST CAME
OFF OF THE TRON WITH HIS FLYING ELBOWDROP ONTO POTRIGHT!! THE HARDCORE
ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID HAS LAID HIS OPPONENT ON MONDAY COMPLETELY OUT! The HIT
now getting up..... And he is headed backstage! We'll keep an eye out on this
loony!

SBW: Potright is, well, just about dead, so this thing is down to a four way
brawl! Creeping Death and High Flyer in the concession area! Creeping Death
rolls High Flyer onto the counter! Creeping Death Driver! A double underhook
piledriver! Creeping Death making fun of the Mysterious One! He rolls over
High Flyer! 1, 2, Kickout!

GP: Jordan Howitt and Jack in the Box are over in the parking lot!! We have
action going in two places!!! Jack in the Box suplexes Howitt! He rolls him
onto a car! THE JACK!!! THE JACK!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON HOWITT THROUGH
THE WINDSHIELD!! Jack in the Box covers!!!
1...................2................................NO! SOMEHOW CREEPING
DEATH MAKES A SAVE FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE ARENA!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT TO
THE PARKING LOT THAT QUICK!

SBW: Wait.........what the hell is that....

JT: IT'S HIGH FLYER!!! HIGH FLYER IN A SEMI!!!! HE IS TRYING TO RUN DOWN THE
OTHER COMPETITORS!! BUT THEY JUMP ONTO THE BED OF THE SEMI!!! WHERE IS FLYER
TAKING THEM?! Flyer now getting out of the cab..NO!! He's crawling up to the
top of the cab! HE JUMPS!!!! SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!!! THE IMPACT DRIVES HIGH
FLYER AND JORDAN HOWITT OFF OF THE TRUCK!!! CREEPING DEATH THROWS JACK IN THE
BOX DOWN TO TEH ASPHALT!!! FROG SPLASH OFF OF THE SEMI BED!!

SBW: A referee in position, we have one, we have two....KICKOUT! Where are we
now?

JT: I KNOW!! I KNOW!!! WE ARE AT A......... A.........WE ARE AT A HOME
DEPOT!!! The four guys fight their way into the store!

Trapezoid. He is carrying a math textbook, and is walking among the locker
rooms.>

SBW: What in the name of God?



JT: Where is everyone? Jack in the Box is walking around, looking for
someone. He turns a corner, AND GETS A 2X4 SHATTERED OVER HIS HEAD!!! JORDAN
HOWITT WAS LAYING IN WAIT WITH A 2X4!!! Howitt covers! 1, 2, NO! JitB kicks
out!! Creeping Death and High Flyer brawling in another part of the store!
Death lays down a piece of plywood between the aisles! He sets up Flyer!!
AWESOME BOMBS HIGH FLYER THROUGH THE PLYWOOD!! Creeping Death with a cover!

GP:
1...............................................2.............................
NO!! HIGH FLYER KICKS OUT! Jordan Howitt and Jack in the Box on the other
side of the store! Jack in the Box with a can of paint! HE CRACKS HOWITT WITH
IT! DDT on the can of paint! Jack in the Box scoops up Howitt! Here comes the
Jack!

JT: NO!! Howitt flips out of it! Diving Reverse DDT! Creeping Death now
enters the picture! He has a glass windowpane...HE SHATTERS IT OVER JORDAN
HOWITT'S SKULL! Creeping Death stands alone! WAIT!!! HIGH FLYER IS ON TOP OF
A SHELF!!! FLYING MOON SHOT ONTO CREEPING DEATH!!!
1..............2...............YES HE GOT IT!! HIGH FLYER IS THE BEST
CRUISERWEIGHT IN THE IWO!!

SBW: Oh God..... here we go again.

Corrosion of Conformity dressing room.>

GP: Is this guy a loony? Ashton Cain answers....TRAPEZOID KICKS HIM IN THE
GUT! DDT!!!!! Tony Davis charges! Trapezoid pulls out a barbed
wire......RULER?! HIT WHACKS DAVIS WITH IT!!! TRENT MCFARLENE GRABS HIT!!! HE
SETS HIM UP ON A TABLE!!!! THE LATEST CRAZE..........NO!! HIT COUNTERS, AND
LANDS ON HIS FEET!! HE WHIRLS AND GRABS PHELAN KELL!!!!! PARALLEL BASES!!!
PHELAN KELL HAS BEEN LAID OUT! ZOMBIE HAS A BASEBALL BAT!! HE CHASES THE
HARDCORE ISOSCELES TRAPEZOID AWAY!! WOW!

{"Fight For Your Right(To Party)" by The Beastie Boys blasts as the packed
Hostile Takeover crowd goes insanly nuts. Out walks the IWO United States
Champion Al Coholic.}

Al Coholic:: I GOT THE LIFE!! GOD DON'T MIND!! GOT MY BEER!! WOOO! I AM THE
UNITED STATES CHAMPION! Now, I could ramble all night but really I don't want
to bore you guys..

{Crowd goes insane}

Al Coholic:: SOOO.. I look down at the match ups for Dia Del Nino this week.
And what do I see.. AL COHOLC IS NOT ON THERE! *GASP!!!!* MY GOODNESS!

{Crowd is enjoying it}

Al Coholic:: Dia Del Nino.. United States Championship.. Al Coholic anddddd..

{"Alright(Oh Yeah)" by Local H plays as Dane Wilt is near the entrence way..}

Dane Wilt:: DANE WILT!

Al Coholic:: YOU WANT IT! YOU GOT IT! And the special guest referee will be...

{"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING" plays as the crowd jumps to
their feet. Out walks the Cock}

The Cock:: THE COCK SAYS FOR YOU TWO JABRONIES TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW
YOUR ROLE! AND EAT IT! Because at Dia Del Nino I will be the special guest
referee, and I WILL whip out the peopls cock, shine it up reallll nice and
shove it straight up your CANDY ASSES!!

{Crowd goes nuts}

Al Coholic:: Ok, theres your match.. DANE YOUR GOING DOWN!

The Cock:: And to you ya drunken jabronie.. I WILL HIT THE PEOPLES COCK,
followed by the COCK BOTTOM.. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING!!!

{"Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine plays as the crowd goes nuts
as the Cock leaves and then Wilt and Coholic exit}

Mainevent
Stable War
Corrosion of Conformity (Zombie, Dane Wilt, Tony Davis, and Trent
McFarlane)
vs. The Usual Suspects (Psycho Jay, Rob Kestler, Chris Davidson, and Jacob

Gryn)
This match will be done War Games style and will take place in a steel
cage.
However, instead of 1 fall and the match ends this one will be elimination

style. However, no man can be eliminated until all members of all the
teams
are in the ring. This one should be something else.

GP: We're back and it's time for the HUGE main event. Two of the most
powerful stables going at it in a War Games match!

JT: Are you sure this is Hostile Takeover and not the next Pay-Per-View?


SBW: Chairman Dane wants to make Hostile Takeover the best show on IWO
television, and if you ask me it has been for the past couple months!

JT: Are you on crack?

SBW: No, ever since F.U.C.K. made it's first appearance, the ratings for
Hostile Takeover have skyrocketed.

GP: Well with this match as the main event, you can expect the ratings to
go
straight through the roof! Let's head to ringside for the announcements.


Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the HOSTILE TAKEOVER
MAIN
EVENT!!! It will be a STABLE WAR GAMES ELIMINATION STYLE match!
Introducing
first, representing Team CoC, here is........Tony Davis!!!!

("Degenerate" by Blink 182 plays as Tony Davis slowly makes his way out to

the ring with his knee heavily bandaged and his neck in a brace.)

GP: What the hell is this? Tony davis has no business being out here,
his
career was supposed to be over!

JT: Oh please Parker, Davis is a punk if he retires just for some bogus
injuries.

SBW: When Chairman Dane signs you for a match, you had better show up.

Ring Announcer: And now representing The Usual Suspects, here
is.......PSYCHO JAY!!!!

("Psycho Man" by Black Sabbath blasts as Psycho Jay comes out wearing his
PsychIWO Man get-up. He has the "I love IWO" shirt on with his Jamie
Kosoy
mask, he grabs the mic from the ring announcer!)

PsychIWO Man: What kind of announcer are you when you cannot even get my
name right? I am PsychIWO Man, not some rule-breaking bad guy! Now Jamie

will be hearing about this you waste of space! And Tony Davis, I'm sorry
that your hurt, but PsychIWO Man cannot let you slide for breaking so many

rules over the years.....once again, I am sorry.

GP: DEAR GOD! Psycho Jay just nailed Davis right in the neck with that
microphone!

JT: Hey, it's PsychIWO Man to you!

GP: JT, it's obvious that this is just a ploy of some sort. Psycho Jay
would never have this sort of a change in heart this fast. He's got
something up his sleeve.

JT: What do you mean? He's out to try and save the IWO from all these
bad
people.

GP: I thought you liked bad people?

JT: Oh yeah....what the hell are you doing Psycho Jay?! You used to be
cool!

SBW: From what I hear in the back, PsychIWO Man is not too popular with
any
of the other wrestlers. They feel he sold out.

JT: Psycho Jay is gay!

GP: Well even if that is true, Psycho Jay is taking it too the already
injured Tony Davis! Jay grabs him by the head and sends him face first
into
the steel cage!

SBW: I'm suprised Jay has so much energy after that grueling match he had

with Randall McCloud earlier tonight.

JT: Yeah like Randall McCloud is any challenge.

GP: Jay picks up Tony Davis and drops him with a shoulder breaker! Jay
must
be going for some revenge on Davis after what happened at the PPV on
Sunday.
He's no t showing any mercy!

SBW: What kind of superhero is he?

GP: Psycho Jay whips Davis to the ropes and nails him with a shoulder
block,
then drops a knee across Davis' throat! Hold on, here's the countdown!

5............4................3...............2...................1!!!!!

("Forty Six and Two" by Tool blasts as ZOMBIE COMES RUNNING DOWN TO THE
RING!)

GP: ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE'S HERE! HE'S GOING RIGHT FOR JAY.....NO WAIT!
Zombie
just clotheslined Tony Davis! Zombie is stomping Tony Davis repeatedly as

Psycho Jay looks on!

JT: AHAHAHA! It's Tony Davis vs. the World!

SBW: They're supposed to be stablemates!

GP: Psycho Jay was just handed a chair! He taps Zombie on the
shoulder....JAY JUST BLASTED ZOMBIE WITH THAT CHAIR! Zombie's on the mat
and
Jay is driving the chair into Zombie's knee! Jay's looking for revenge on
a
lot of people tonight!

JT: He's going after Zombie's knee just like Zombie did to him at
Desperate
Measures!

SBW: That is wrong!

GP: Now Psycho Jay puts Zombie's knee between the chair! Jay is climbing
to
the top of the cage! He jumps off! NOO! ZOMBIE ROLLED AWAY! Jay hit
the
mat hard! Now Tony Davis is up, he grabs the chair and smacks Zombie
across
the face with it! Now Davis nails Jay! Tony Davis is on a rampage!

JT: He's taking turns giving Jay and Zombie chair shots! Jay is busted
open! YESSSSSS!!!!

SBW: Eww, that's gross!

GP: Davis is now focusing on Zombie's knee! Davis is trying to end
Zombie's
career! What's Psycho Jay doing?

SBW: He's reaching for a mic!

Psycho Jay: NOBODY BUSTS OPEN PSYCHIWO MAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!

GP: Psycho Jay drops the mic and spears Tony Davis! Another countdown!

5.............4...............3................2................1!!!!!

("Staying Alive" by Ozzy Osbourne blasts as Rob Kestler slowly walks out.)

JT: Kestler looks sad.

SBW: Well he lost the US title and his best friend Vagrond is banned from

IWO TV for a month!

GP: That month is almost up though Stinky. Oh my god! The crowd is
chanting!

Crowd: "WE WANT VAGROND, WE WANT VAGROND!"

JT: They sure love that Gorn don't they!

GP: All except for him.

(The camera shows a midget in the crowd with a sign that says "Vagrond
sucks"
and he looks pretty pissed.)

GP: Kestler gets into the ring now and just sits in the corner. Psycho
Jay
and Davis are going at it and Zombie sees Kestler in the corner! Zombie
charges at Kestler but is met with a boot to the face! Kestler was
playing
Possum! He's unloading on Zombie with lefts and rights! NO! Zombie just

blocked a left from Kestler and catches him around the
throat.....CHOKESLAM!

JT: Kestler just got squashed!

SBW: Even though Zombie isn't into F.U.C.K.ing at all, he still is an IWO

great and he;'s HUGE!

GP: That's true, Zombie is nearly 7 feet tall, but Kestler stands at 6'6"

and Jay at 6'8". Now Davis seems to be taking control on the other side
of
the ring. He sends Jay to the ropes and sends him flying with a back
body
drop! Davis bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across Jay's chest.

Zombie whips Kestler to the ropes and nails him with a big boot to the
face!
Zombie picks up Kestler and drops him on his head with a piledriver! Now
Zombie turns his attention to Jay and Davis. He picks up the chair and is

about to crack one of them with it! Wait, Kestler's back up! He's
pulling
something out of his pants! A MIDGET! ROB KESTLER JUST PULLED A MIDGET
DRESSED LIKE ZOMBIE OUT OF HIS PANTS!

JT: WHAT THE FUCK?

SBW: That's disgusting if you ask me.

GP: Kestler winds up and NAILS ZOMBIE WITH THE MIDGET ZOMBIE! OH MY GOD!


JT: That was great!

GP: Kestler is repeatedly pounding Zombie with the midget replica of
Zombie!
We've got another countdown going on!

5...........4...............3..............2................1!!!!

("All right(Oh yeah)" by Local H plays as Dane Wilt charges the ring!)

GP: Dane hits the ring and clocks Kestler from behind! Dane grabs
Kestler,
FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX! No pinfall yet!

JT: Nice try though.

GP: Now Psycho Jay comes over and catches Dane with a BULLDOG FROM
BEHIND!
Dane's head hits the mat hard! Psycho Jay picks him up and lifts him for
a
powerbomb, Kestler spikes it! The Usual Suspects are outnumbered but
taking
charge!

JT: Zombie and Tony Davis are on the same team but they're fighting each
other!

SBW: This is not a sign of team unity for CoC.

GP: It sure isn't. Kestler and Jat are still double teaming Dane Wilt!
Jay
is holding wilt and Kestler is just pummeling him with rights and lefts.
Psycho Jay releases Dane and he just falls to the mat flat on his face!
Psycho Jay is going up top! TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE! KESTLER HELPS DANE
UP
TO HIS FEET, JAY LEAPS OFF THE CAGE! OH MY GOD! A MISSLE DROPKICK OFF
THE
TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO DANE WILT FROM PSYCHO JAY!

SBW: Jay is huge, how did he do that?

JT: I have no idea! But that was awesome! Dane's busted open now!
WOOOOOO
WHOOOOO!

GP: Jay is very mobile and athletic for his size. Now Kestler and Jay
slam
Dane head first into the cage! Dane's bleeding everywhere! Jay and
Kestler
turn to Zombie and Davis who are still going at it! Jay clips Zombie's
already weakened knee! Kestler kicks Davis in the gut and DDT's him! How
can
Davis take this punishment!

SBW: Well Tony Davis has been in the IWO a long time and has proven to be

one of the toughest....

JT: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THAT MATCH STUMPY B. PENISCHEEKS!

GP: Countdown!

5.................4...................3...............2.............1!!!!

("What Lurks on Channel X?" by Rob Zombie blasts as Jacob Gryn comes
running
out!)

GP: Jacob Gryn! Jacob Gryn hits the rings and the teams are evened up at

three a piece, but Team CoC are fighting each other! Dane Wilt is
starting
to get to his feet, but Gryn nails him with a belly-to-back suplex! Wait!

Zombie has the midget himself! He blasts Gryn with it! Psycho Jay picks
up
the chair and swings it at Zombie, Zombie ducks and Jay hits Gryn! Gryn's

busted open already!

JT: Yeeees! Wait a second, why is Gryn laughing?

SBW: Apparently Gryn believes he's in a dream world and pain is the only
way
to bring him out of it so he welcomes and laughs at pain.

JT: That is wrong.

GP: Gryn, as well as the rest of the usual Suspects are very demented.
Now
Kestler is kicking Tony davis repeatedly in the ribs in the corner.
Kestler's going for a bronco buster! Davis moves and Kestler crotches
himself1 Now Davis goes for a bronco buster of his own and connects!

JT: Ahhh! Kestler's got smelly balls in his face! HAHAHA!

SBW: F.U.C.K., ......remember that!

JT: Ok......dickwad

GP: Now Davis grabs Kestler.....he boots him int he stomach! EQUALIZER!

SBW: No, Call From Beyond!

GP: No, it was the Equalizer, Tony Davis and Rob Kestler both use Double
Underhook piledriver's as their finishers! Now Kestler is out, but Davis
can't make the cover! Psycho Jay and Zombie are going at it again!
Zombie
picks Jay up and nails him with a front backbreaker. Zombie is going for
the
ZOMBIE KNEELOCK OF DOOM! Jay can't break the hold with the ropes this
time!
Zombie's got it locked in! Jay is stuck! Noo! Jacob Gryn just broke the

hold with a knee drop onto Zombie's head!

JT: It looked like Zombie was starting to undo Psycho Jay's boot there!

SBW: Oh please JT, you believe that Zombie uses that hold as a cover up
for
his tickling fetish?

JT: You never know Slacky, the footage Psycho Jay showed was pretty
convincing!

SBW: Yeah right.

GP: Now Gryn is drilling Zombie's knee with that chair that's been
floating
around! Hold on! THIS IS SICK! JACOB GRYN IS TAKING THE MIDGET ZOMBIE
AND
WRENCHING THE REAL LIFE SIZED ZOMBIE'S KNEE AROUND IT!

JT: HAHAHAHA! Look at the midget's face!

SBW: That is not nice.

GP: Zombie's knee has to be shot by now! We've got another countdown
coming...

5.............4............3..............2..............1!!!

("Dropping Anchor" by Jimmies Chicken Shack blasts as Trent McFarlane
races
to the ring!)

GP: Here's Trent McFarlane and this young man has something to prove! He

goes right after Jacob Gryn!

JT: He's just bitter because Gryn whooped his ass at Desperate Measures.

GP: Well whatever the case is, McFarlane just took Gryn down with a Thesz

Press and is unloading on him with rights and lefts! Gryn is just
laughing
as he bleeds more! Unbelieveable!

JT: This Gryn is one sick puppy.

SBW: I doubt he's ever F.U.C.K.ed in his life!

GP: McFarlane picks up Gryn who is still giggling and nails him with the
Latest Craze(sitdowntombstone piledriver from suplex position)!!!! Gryn
isn't laughing anymore! He's unconscious!

SBW: But team CoC still can't gain a pinfall! They've gotta wait for
Chris
Davidson to come down!

GP: Psycho Jay is working over Zombie's knee still! Rob Kestler is
getting
stomped by Dane Wilt and Tony Davis! Now Team CoC seems to be working
together! Wilt and Davis send Kestler to the ropes and nail him with a
double clothesline! They pick him up and connect with a double vertical
suplex!

JT: It's about time CoC worked together.

GP: Yes it is....WAIT! Zombie just broke away from Psycho Jay and
clotheslines Davis!

SBW: Well there goes that theory!

GP: Dane Wilt is trying to seperate the two of them. Psycho Jay sneaks
up
behind Trent McFarlane and nails him with a full nelson slam! Jay pulls
Trent to his feet and lifts him high in the air in a Gorilla Press! What
stength by Jay!

JT: Not really, McFarlane's only 230 pounds.

GP: Yeah well I doubt you could lift him like that. Now Jay drops
McFarlane
throat first onto the ropes. Psycho jay turns around and gets leveled
with a
chair shot from Tony Davis! Zombie and Dane Wilt are going at it now!
What
the hell is going on!

SBW: Another countdown!

5..............4..............3............2................1!!!

("Fuck Off" by Kid Rock blasts as Chris Davidson hits the ring.)

GP: Now business has really picked up!

JT: Ok Jim Ross, calm down.

GP: Davidson nails Dane with a standing dropkick! Zombie drops Davidson
with a roundhouse right! Psycho Jay is taking Trent McFarlane to the top
of
the cage!!! DEAR GOD! SUPERBOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! SUPERBOMB!
TRENT MCFARLANE IS DEAD! Jay covers him, 1................2.......Tony
Davis
tries for the save but is cut off by Kestler.......THREEEEEEEE!!!! Trent
McFarlane is eliminated already!

JT: Nobody in their could have gotten up from that!

SBW: Trent McFarlane is god from what I've seen, but he needs a little
more
seasoning to become a top star in the IWO.

JT: What the hell do you know about what it takes Stiffy? Shut the fuck
up.

GP: Now the Usual Suspects are really in control here! It's 4 on 3!

SBW: It's worse than that because Team CoC can't cooperate with each
other!

GP: Now Dane Wilt sneaks Psycho Jay! Zombie does too! Jay is down and
Dane
and Zombie are stomping him! The other Usual Suspects are busy beating
the
living hell out of Tony Davis!

JT: Davis should be dead by now!

GP: I think you're actually right JT, I can't bvelieve Tony Davis is
still
in there!

SBW: He has the heart of a fighting champion!

JT: NOT ANYMORE! LOOK! HAHA!

GP: Oh no! Chris Davidson just caught Davis with the Seven Second Delay
off
the shoulders of Rob Kestler! Davis is out!! Jacob Gryn covers him,
1..............2.....................THREEEEEEEE!!! My god that fast and
it's down to 4 on 2!

JT: CoC is finished!

SBW: Not necessarily, Dane Wilt and Zombie are both former IWO World
Champions and if they work together they can pull this off!

JT: Yeah........CoC is finished!

GP: Well now it's Gryn, Davidson, and Kestler on one side of the ring,
with
Psycho Jay, Zombie and Dane on the other, but Jay is in a daze. Wait!
Jay
just low blowed Dane and took Zombie down with a legsweep! The Suspects
attack! Davidson with a spinning heel kick on Wilt! Gryn spears Zombie!

Kestler picks up Wilt and powerbombs him! Psycho Jay nails Zombie witha
Zombie plex!

JT: HIS OWN MOVE!

GP: 1................2.....................KICKOUT!

SBW: Nobody ever gets beat with their own move!

JT: Zombie almost did!

GP: Now Zombie seems to have come alive! He's pissed! Zombie runs Jay
head
first into the cage! And now Kestler! And now Gryn! Davidson's backing
away as Zombie moves towards him! Davidson's begging off! Zombie doesn't

wanna hear it but Davidson catches him by suprise with an EYE GOUGE!
Shades
of Hollywood Hogan!

JT: Hollywood Hogan?

SBW: Hollywood Hogan?

GP: Yes, Hollywood Hogan!

JT: Hollywood Hogan?

SBW: Hollywood Hogan?

GP: That's enough! Now Davidson grabs Zombie's head, runs up the ropes
and
goes for the seven second delay, but Zombie catches him and chokeslams
him!
Zombie picks up Davidson....ZOMBIE PLEX! ZOMBIEPLEX!
1.............2................THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Zombie has eliminated
Chris Davidson!

SBW: The odds are evening out now!

GP: Kestler is up and he's going after Zombie....FACE LIFT!!!! Dane just

blindsided Kestler with the Facelift! Kestler's out! Dane covers him!
Here
come Jay and Gryn! Zombie double clotheslines them!
1...............2....................THREEEEEEEE!!! OH MY GOD! ROB
KESTLER
IS ELIMINATED!

Crowd: We want vagrond! we want vagrond!

GP: It's all evened out now! Zombie picks up Jacob Gryn and whips him to

the ropes! Zombie goes for a big boot, but Gryn ducks it and comes flying

back with a high knee! Zombie staggers and Gryn plants him with a
spinning
rock bottom! Now....WHAT THE HELL!

JT: IT'S BENEDICT!

SBW: Chris Davidson just tossed Gryn his flamethrower!

GP: Gryn ignites Benedict! DEAR GOD HE'S GONNA BURN ZOMBIE TO A CRISP!
WAIT...NO! DANE WILT JUST MADE THE SAVE WITH A FACE LIFT TO THE BACK OF
GRYN'S HEAD! GRYN DROPS BENEDICT AND THE FLAME GOES OUT! Psycho Jay
grabs
Wilt from behind and takes him down with an atomic drop! Zombie picks up
Benedict and drives it into Gryn's chest! Gryn is laughing! He's asking
for
more!

JT: Zombie's gonna give it to him!

SBW: Gryn's yelling something about going back to the dream world!

GP: He is deranged! Zombie repeatedly blasts Gryn with the flamethrower!

Gryn is still getting to his feet! Zombie gets a runnign start and levels

Gryn with it! Gryn is still laughing! Zombie just litup Benedict! OH MY

GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! ZOMBIE JUST STE JACOB GRYN ON FIRE WITH THAT
FLAMETHROWER!

JT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

SBW: I can't watch!

GP: THIS IS INSANE! GRYN IS ROLLING AROUND, COMPLETELY ENGULFED IN
FLAMES,
AND LAUGHING!!! IWO OFFICIALS ARE OUTSIDE THE RING THROWING IN BUCKETS OF

WATER! THE RING IS SOAKED NOW, BUT GRYN IS PUT OUT! ZOMBIE COVERS GRYN!

PSYCHO JAY'S BEING HELD BY DANE!
1........................2...............................THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

OH NO! NOW PSYCHO JAY IS OUTNUMBERED!

JT: Hahaha, we'll see how good PsychIWO Man is now!

GP: Dane and Zombie close in on Jay. He backs away a bit, but then
charges
them! Jay slips on the wet mat! Dane and Zombie take charge! They pick
up
Jay and hit him with a spike piledriver! Zombie covers,
1................2...................THREEEEEEEEKICKOUT! Jay kicked out!

Zombie pulls him up by the hair and holds him for Dane! Dane runs to the
ropes for a springboard move, but slips through them and into the cage!
Psycho Jay kicks back and low blows Zombie! He then flips him over with a

snap mare! Dane is getting up! FACELIFT! He misses and hits Zombie!
Zombie got facelifted! He's out!

JT: That sucks for them!

SBW: I think Dane might have done that purposely.

GP: I doubt it. Now Jay grabs Dane, spins him around and scoops him
up....INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Jay leaves Dane and picks up
Zombie...BRAINBUSTER! Now Jay takes Dane to the top of the cage!
SUPERBOMB!!!! SUPERBOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE! DANE IS FINISHED,
1....................2...........................THREEEEEEEEEE!

JT: It's down to Jay and Zombie!

SBW: A re-match from Desperate Measures!

GP: And a preview for the next Pay-Per-View!

JT: But this time Zombie's knee is weakened, not Jay's!

GP: They two men lock up and Zombie shoves Jay to the corner and slaps
him!
Jay fires back with tons of right hands! Zombie goes down! Jay picks him
up
and bodyslams him! Psycho Jay is heading to the top ropes! He goes for
an
elbow drop, but slips! Jay crashes to the mat! Now Zombie gives Jay a
boot
to the ribs and he's going up top!

SBW: That may not be smart, Zombie's not a high flyer.

JT: No shit Sticky.

GP: Zombie's mocking Jay, he goes for an elbow drop! He slips too!
Zombie
hits hard and Jay covers, 1................2.................KICKOUT! Jay

pulls Zombie up and then clips his knee! Jay grabs the flamethrower
Benedict! He's driving it into Zombie's knee! That is sick!

JT: Yes effective!

GP: I don't think I've ever seen Zombie in this much pain! Now Jay has
the
midget Zombie again!

JT: That thing's still in there?

SBW: It's not moving....

GP: A midget can only take so much punishment! Now Jay is cracking
Zombie
in the knee with the midget!

JT: The midget's busted open! YEEEESSSS!!!

SBW: I think the midget is dead.

GP: It just might be Stinky. Now.....I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! PSYCHO JAY
JUST
LEFT ZOMBIE ALONE AND GRABBED A MIC!

Psycho Jay: PsychIWO Man says that Zombie will pay for his rule-breaking
and
shennanigins! And when I get through with you Zombie, tickling will be
illegal too!

GP: Jay is really stuck on that PsychIWO Man thing isn't he?

JT: Apparently.

GP: Jay goes after Zombie's knee, but Zombie kicks him in the head! Jay
is
stunned, Zombie grabs him...ZOMBIE PLEX! ZOMBIEPLEX!!!! 1........wait, a

midget dressed like Co-VP John flying through the
air.........2.....................THREEEEEEEEEEEEEENO! The midget hit
Zombie
in the bad knee and broke the hold! Where the hell did that midget come
from?

JT: Most likely Rob Kestler's midget cloning lab.

SBW: Wait, look at that up in the rafters! It's that lizard thing!

GP: VAGROND!

JT: hahahaha! Vagrond threw a Co-VP John midget at Zombie!

GP: Zombie is pissed! He's yelling up at Vagrond! JAY TACKLES ZOMBIE!
HE
PUTS HIM IN A KNEE LOCK SUBMISSION! THE ZOMBIE KNEE LOCK OF DOOM! BUT
JAY
HAS ZOMBIE LOCKED IN IT! Zombie is screaming out in pain! He's reaching
for
thre ropes! Zombie gets to the ropes! But the hold cannot be broken!
Psycho Jay lets go of Zombie and gets a chainsaw! He cuts the ropes, and
then cuts the ENTIRE CAGE DOWN! PSYCHO JAY JUST DESTROYED THE WAR GAMES
CAGE! NOW HE SLAPS ZOMBIE BACK IN THE KNEE LOCK! ZOMBIE CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE! HE'S ABOUT TO TAP!

JT: What the hell?

SBW: Jay let go.

GP: Psycho Jay just let go of Zombie and brings him to the apron! Jay
sets
him up for a powerbomb! OH MY GOD! JAY JUST SUPERBOMBED ZOMBIE THROUGH
THE
MIDGET'S ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!!! THE MIDGET'S ANNOUNCERS TABLE! MIDGET GO

FLYING EVERYWHERE! JAY COVERS ZOMBIE,
1....................2............................THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
PSYCHO JAY WINS! JAY WINS!

JT: PsychIWO Man wins!

GP: Whatever! That was an amazing match to end Hostile Takeover! Psycho

Jay picks up a win over Zombie and I don't think he'll be too happy about

it! This just adds more fuel to the fire between these two guys!

SBW: They have some fued going!