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::The screen is black until suddenly a heart beat is heard and you see
the
Hostile Takeover Logo. The heart beat hits again and you once again
see the
Hostile Takeover logo flash on the screen. Suddenly "5 Minutes Alone"
by
Pantera begins to play. Clips of past shows begin to play. Suddenly
fire
works shoot up and the camera pans the crowd. You see signs like "I
like
Tony Davis's nads", "Phelen Kell is the REAL champ", "Dane Wilt is
gothic...I
can tell", and "Titan is a flamer". The scene cuts down to the
announce
positions and you see Greg Parker, JT, and Stinky B. Wizzelcheeks
sitting at
the annnounce position.:

GP:WELCOME TO HOSTILE TAKEOVER!

JT:AND FANS THIS ONE IS GONNA BE AWFUL!

GP:YES FANS I GUARENTEE YOU THIS ONE TO BE ONE OF THE WORSE ONES OF THE
YEAR!

SBW:I HATE TO ADMIT IT...BUT YES THIS SHOW WILL BE GOD AWFUL!

::"Whatever" by Godsmack begins to play as Chairman Dane walks out.::

C.Dane:Ladies and gentlemen....due to some problems in my personal life
I
wasn't able to properly book this card. I appologize and at the end of
the
show I will announce next weeks cards that will hopefully be much
better.
Once again we appologize to all the IWO fans and wrestlers.

::Scene cuts.::

Undercard
Virtual Violator vs. Danny Lovett

GP:Welcome back to Hostile Takeover!

JT:Oh god this match is gonna suck!

SBW:No way they are both two find young atheletes...

GP:Fans let's join this match already underway between Virtual Violater
and
Danny Lovett..

::Scene cuts to the ring.::

GP:As of right now Virtual Violater has the upper hand on Lovett...he
has him
in a sleeper hold and it looks like Lovett may be out...

JT:AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe!

SBW:The ref raises his arm once...it drops....raises it twice...it
drops....the third time...NO! Lovett is still in it!

GP:Lovett is fighting to his feet...he whips Violater in the
ropes...spear!
Lovett nails him with a spear!

JT:Lovett has Violater up...scoop slam...off the ropes goes for a elbow
but
Lovett misses.

SBW:Violater goes behind him...release German Suplex!

::Suddenly "Sober" by Tool begins to play as Phelen Kell's Tit-ron
begins to
play. He runs out to the ring. Violater and Lovett have both stopped
wrestling and are clapping for him. Kell grabs Violater kicks him in
the
stomach and power bombs him over the top through a table. Kell then
kicks
Lovett in the stomach and power bombs him head first off the top turn
buckle.
Someone throws Kell a mic and he is in a very foul temper.::

Phelen:Alright I've had it. Last week I challenged Dane Wilt and the
chicken
shit wouldn't accept it! So Dane get your pussy ass out here to explain

yourself.

::"Alright (Oh Yeah)" by LocalH plays to the boos of the crowd. Wilt
makes
one of his rare tv shots without a stable member with him. He is in
street
clothes and stands up at the ramp.::

Phelen:Dane Wilt you fucking pussy! Give me a match...

Dane:Sure what the hell....

Phelen:WHAT? I didn't expect it to be that easy.

Dane:Yeah we'll fight Kell....next week...match before the mainevent.

Phelen:Uhhhhh...YEAH! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!

Dane:I would give you a match tonight...but Chairman Dane is a cock
sucker
and won't let me. So Next week...you name the stips and we'll have a
match.

Phelen:Alright then.

****Commercial Break****

Three Way Dance
John Wade vs. Chrome Thunder vs. Dark Insanity

GP: Hey folks we're back on Hostile Takeover and we've got a great
match
lined up for you!

JT: Great match huh? Isn't the next match John Wade vs. Chrome
Thunder vs
that Insanity guy who got fired?

GP: Yes.

JT: Then what the fuck are you talking about Parker you fat bastard?

Stinky: Hey, you can't say that JT. I'm telling Chairman Dane on you!

JT: Eat my ass Sticky.

Stinky: It's STINKY! STINKY B WIZZLECHEEKS!

GP: Settle down you two, the match is about to start.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a
triple
threat match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, someone called
Dark
Insanity, but he is no longer on the IWO roster and many believe he has

dropped off the face of the earth.

(The crowd cheers wildly, the BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT!)

Ring Announcer: So I guess it's only a regular singles match.
Well...introducing first, standing at 6'3" and weighing in at 240
pounds,
here is......CHROME THUNDER!!!!!

("God of Thunder" by Kiss blasts as Chrome Thunder makes his way out to
the
ring.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, standing at 6'4" and weighing in at
245
pounds, here is........JOHN WADE!!!!!!

("Smooth Operator" plays as John Wade runs down to the ring, slapping
the
fans hands.)

Stinky: This John Wade seems to be a fan favorite.

JT: You moron, those were the rowdy fans trying to slap him in the
head!

Stinky: No way, they were cheering him!

JT: You're an idiot, go to hell.

Stinky: That's another thing I'm gonna have to report to Chairman
Dane.

JT: Well add this, BLOW ME STUMPY.

Stinky: It's stinky B....

GP: We're underway! John Wade slid under the ropes and was met with
stiff
boots from Chrome Thunder. Thunder now picks up Wade and bodyslams
him. He
bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, Wade rolls away!
Thunder gets
up holding his bottom. Wade grabs Thunder, ATOMIC DROP!

JT: That moves' gay.

Stinky: I think it's very effective, it softens up your opponents
bottom and
then they cannot execute elbow drops and leg drops without hurting
their
posteriors.

JT: JESUS CHRIST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!

Stinky: :-(, I'm telling Dane.

GP: Now Wade has Chrome Thunder back up. He sends him to the ropes,
POWERSLAM! Wade covers, 1.............2.............KICKOUT! Wade
picks up
Thunder, PILEDRIVER!

Stinky: That might have hurt.

JT: You think? How about if I piledrive you Stiffy B
Takinitinthecheeks.

GP: Enough, we've got a hell of a match going on.

JT: Oh yeah, let's watch the wonderful action!

GP: Wade is in control of Chrome Thunder. He nails him with a
shortarm
clothesline! Wade is going up top. Thunder's getting to his feet.
Wade off
the top! OH MY! Chrome Thunder ducked the double axhandle attempt and

punched Wade in the gut! Wade doubles over and Thunder grabs him,
GUTWRENCH
POWERBOMB! Thunder sends Wade to the ropes, DROPKICK!

Stinky: That was executed excellently.

JT: SHUT UP!

GP: Thunder pulls Wade up to his feet. DDT! Now Chrome is going up
top!
He comes off with a flying elbow smash! The cover,
1.............2.................KICKOUT! Thunder thought he had it
there.
Now Chrome is bringing Wade up to the top ropes, SUPERPLEX! He covers
again,
1.................2...................SHOULDER UP!

JT: Just stay down Wade, you blow.

Stinky: I like him.

JT: You're gay!

GP: Wade is fighting back now! punches to the stomach and to the head
of
Thunder, he bounces off the ropes, but Thunder sidesteps him and tosses
him
over the top ropes! Thunder gets a running start and flies over the
top
ropes with a suicide dive! He CONNECTS! Thunder throws Wade back into
the
ring and hooks him up for the Rain Drop. Thunder
tries to
connect, WADE BLOCKS IT AND REVERSES IT INTO A FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX,
1..............2.....................THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OH MY GOD!
JOHN
WADE PULLED IT OFF!

JT: What the hell was that?

Stinky: YEAH!

JT: Die schmuck.

GP: John Wade pulls off a huge upset here folks.

Stinky: It wasn't that much of an upset, Chrome Thunder hasn't been
the same
since getting screwed out of the US title a couple weeks back while
John Wade
is on a roll and is the number one contendor for the US title.

JT: Yeah and Psycho Jay will kick his sorry ass cause he sucks.

GP: WAIT A SECOND! IT'S PSYCHO JAY!

JT: Speak of the devil!

GP: JAY COMES RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING! WADE DOESN'T SEE HIM! JAY
CLOCKS
HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE TV TITLE! JAY IS DRAGGING A TABLE
INTO
THE RING! HE TAKES WADE TO THE TOP ROPES! SUPERBOMB!!!!! SUPERBOMB
THROUGH
THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!

JT: Now that's a champion!

Stinky: He's a meanie.

JT: Yeah well he just kicked the shit out of your boy John Wade.

Stinky: He snuck up on him, and I'm telling Chairman Dane you cursed.

JT: FUCK YOU.

Stinky: Oh my goodness, wha is Jay doing now?

JT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE'S HUMPING HIS HEAD!!!! JAY'S HUMPING HIS
HEAD!!!!
THAT'S GREAT!

GP: Psycho Jay apparently is trying to soften up Wade for whenever he
gets
his TV title shot. I think that sent a stern message to Wade though.
We've
gotta take a commercial break, we'll be back after this!



Gp: Ok fans were back and were set to see the next instalment in the
War
between Evan Levine and Jax Stone! Only this time we add a new element
into
the mix. That Element is Apollo! So perdictions?

JT: Evan Levine! Hes not only one of the best rookies out there but a
soon to
be Extreme champ!

swp: Oh please Evan is nothing more then a sell out personally I see
Jax
winning again for the third time! As for Apollo I will admit he will
have his
hands filled with Evan and Jax but Jax like always will come out on
top!

JT: Oh please! You know what they say third times a charm I think Evan
will
win. He Billion Dollar Promotion and the best man for the job! Apollo?
HA
nothing to Evan!

Gp: OK both of you can just shut up not! I say Jax so lets leave it at
that
and go to the ring!

Anouncer: Ladies and Gentalman this next match is for one fall! It is a
three
Way Dance! Introducing first coming to the ring at this time with his
manager
John Smythe weighing in at 269 lbs he is JAX STONE!!!!

"Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie plays over the loud speakers and out
walks
John Smythe and right behind him is Jax Stone! They come out to a good
cheer
and get in the ring waiting for the next contestent!

Anouncer: Introducing next comeing to the ring with Athena weighting in
at
283 lbs he is Apollo!

Apollo comes out to a mix of cheers and Athena right behind him! They
make
there way to the ring and get in as Apollo and Jax Stone exchange
words!

Anouncer: And introducing last coming to the ring with Tara! weighing
in at
254 lbs he is a member of the Billion Dollar Promotion he is EVAN
LEVINE!

The lights in the building turn green and "Born a Borken Man" by Rage
hits on
over the building! The fans then give Evan and Tara a heated welcomeing
as
they make there way to the ring. Evan gets in and grabs the Mic from
The
anouncer and says a few words.

Evan: You beat me once you beat me twice the third time around will end
up
the loser! And you will never ever forget this night!

DING DING!

GP:And theres the bell. Jax and Evan seem to be exchangeing some words
and OH
JAx with a big right Evan falls back and now he is going nuts on him.
Wait
from behind theres Apollo! He nails Jax with a forarm in the back of
the
head. Jax falls to his knees holding his head Apollo picks him up and
tosses
him into the rops. OH Evan from out of no were took out Jax from the
side
before Apollo could. Levine to his feet and look at this Apollo is up
in
Evans face! Why doesnt he just hit him!

JT: HA Apollo doesnt have the guts to touch upper class!

swp: Shut up you ass kisser! Apollo will take him right out!

JT: Oh this is comen from the same guy who kiss there ass backstage
when your
interviewing them!

:SLAP!!!!:

Swp: Shut the hell up you dont call me a ass kisser!

GP: Both of you sit down and watch the match! Apollo and Evan are still

fighting. Jax is on his feet and rolls out of the ring as these two men

exchange words. Jax now has a steel chair and he gets in the ring and
OH!!!!
HE just took out EVAN!! But Apollo take out jax with a close line.
Apollo now
has jax up and a suplex! He covers.
1.....2......NO! Kick out by jax! Evan is still out as Apollo pulls Jax
to
his feet. Apollo sets him up Russen Leg sweep! Evan now gets to his
feet as
Apollo goes for the cover! 1.....2......NO! JAx kicks out again. Evan
looks
on as Apollo stands Jax to his......OH MY GOD! LOw Blow!!! Apollo is
down
here comes Levine running in...Close line from hell! Jax has both men
down.
Apollo up and body slam. Evan is up and another quick body slam. Apollo

stands to his feet and runs at Jax who is over near the far
rops......OH MY
OH MY! Jax just tossed Apollo over the top rops!!! I think Apollo is
out!
Evan is back to his feet and Jax dont see him. Jax turns around and
KICK to
the midsection! Evan hooks the arms Dubble Arm DDT!!!! Evan covers
1....2......3..NO!!! Oh so close.

Swp: I think Apollo is out. He ant moven.

JT: Good we dont need him screwing things up for Evan!

Swp: Shut up you are such a fu#k Up!

JT: Ass Kisser!

SLAP!!

GP: Back in the ring Evan starts to pull up Jax over on the floor we
see in
the corner of your screen there Apollo is getting up! Evan tosses Jax
into
the rops and OH! He just naild Jax over the top with a running
closline..
Apollo is walking over here. Hes got a chair! Jax is getting to his
feet
while OH!! Evan just base ball slided Jax! Evan is out of the ring now
and is
picking up Jax. Here comes Apollo He looks to be aiming at Evan NO!!!
He
missed and hit Jax. Evan smiles and pushes Apollo out of the way as he
toss
Jax back in the ring! Apollo right behind them with the chair! Evan
singnals
for something. Apollo agrees and Oh no. Apllo places the chair down as
Evan
puts Jax between his legs and DUBBLE POWER BOMB ON THE CHAIR! OH MY
GOD! ITS
ALL OVER! Wait Apollo is picking up Jax.......

Swp: This ant looken to good I am starting to think this was a game
plan and
a deal between Evan and Apollo.

JT: Maybe Apollo is joining the Billion Dollar Promotion

Swp: I hate to say it he just might be. This leaves us with one
question.

JT: Are you Gay?

SLAP!

Swp: SHut up.

GP: I think the question your looking for is.....IS Apollo joining the
Billion Dollar Promotion? Lets see back in action Apollo has Jax up and
OH NO
GORILLA PRESS!!! Hes up one rep two rep and DOWN! OH MY god he dropped
him on
a chair! My GOD! OH NO here comes KILROY! Leaded by Tony Davis! They
hit the
ring OH Now they are beating down on Apollo and Evan. Wait now here
comes the
Billion Dollar Promotion led by Dane Wilt!!!! They hit the ring and are

clearing the ring! the ring is cleared all but Evan, Apollo and Jax.
Jax is
getting to his feet and Apollo is waiting for
him.....SPEAR!!!!!SPEAR!!!!!SPEAR!!!! Evan now picks up Jax and sets
him up
for a suplex...UP and DOWN NIGHTS WING NIGHTS WING!!!! Evan and Apollo
both
pin as Kilroy is retreating to the backstage! 1.....2.......3...YES!!!
ITs
over ITS over

Anouncer: Ladies and Gentalmen here are your winners!!! Evan Levine and

Apollo!!!!!!

JT: IS Apollo in the Billion Dollar Promotion.

swp: I think were about to find out because the Promotion are all
geting in
the ring!

Gp: Well they have Apollo Surounded and Apollo looks ready to fight.
Wait
Dane is making the first move....He put out his hand!

Swp: Dont DO IT!!!! ITs a Trick.

JT: DONT Listen to kiss ASS here DO IT DO IT!!!

SLAP!!!!

GP: Apollo looking at the hand and...............
................
HE TOOK IT NO NO DAMN IT NO!!! APOLLO IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE
BILLION
DOLLAR PROMOTION DAMN IT!!!!!..........Fans we have to take a quick
break we
will be right back after these words......This makes me sick!

:Comerial Break:

GP:Well folks we're back and the night might have been awful so far
but...

JT:Oh God what now!

::"Whatever" by Godsmack begins to play as Chairman Dane walks out.::

Dane:I just received a phone call...since this match was double booked
Jamie
has moved it to Monday instead of haveing it tonight. We appologize to
the
fans but Tony Davis will not face Billy Larson tonight...it will
instead be
on this coming Mondays show. And I will now announce that next
week...Dane
Wilt will face Phelen Kell in a no interference stipulations to be
named
match. And the mainevent will be a title versus title match...Psycho
Jay vs.
John McRae. If McRae wins nothing changes. If Psycho Jay wins he
get's the
North American title and McRae get's the TV title. It'll be a good
deal for
all. Plus I am tired of Titan's obvious disregard for the IWO
regulations so
I challenge him to a falls count anywhere match....if I win he must
NEVER use
any sexual jokes again...if he wins I will have to do the next Hostile
Takeover butt naked. We will also have debuts from all the new IWO
wrestlers. Once again sorry this week was awful next week will be
better.

JT:GOD THIS CARD SUCKED!

***Scene cuts***

THAT SUCKED!

NEXT WEEK!

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Title VS title
John "Vampyre" McRAe vs. Psycho Jay

Stips to be named
Phelen Kell vs. Dane Wilt

NO SEX MATCH
Chairman Dane vs. Titan

Plus every single new guy will have their first match!

All this and more on next weeks hopefully better show!